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It's almost over
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
You devil!
We're crazy.
Please, sit down.
We need to open it.
How dare you look at me!
Take the piano and die.
Leave it here.
I never hurt anybody.
Let's play
Why do you love me, so much?
Hey, watch me smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
Your tongue has turned grey.
It's giving me grief.
You lost it.
I want you to help me.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I'm going to need a scientist.
You're a god.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want that fly out of my life!
Am I under arrest, or not?
Give it here.
My life means nothing.
Time is like a camera...
You are apathetic.
I want you to stop looking at me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I'll help.
Sound the alarm!
It was your fault that the cat died.
If you don't want it, put it back.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
We're the same person.
I am going to the grand opening.
This is a fine mess
You're really something!
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be sociable.
We've only got one hope.
I'm the only evangelist who ever lived.
You fascinate me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I can offer you a good price.
Did you fart this morning?
Dammit, who left a can opener in the garage?
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Darling, it's dead.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I feel heroic.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Be better!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Fears are like chocolate...
Sorry, I have to take this.
Someone's watching us.
I could never hate you.
Good grief!
It's not the right size.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I see you let yourself in.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
We need to close it.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.
This looks peculiar.
I have the letter.
I volunteer myself!
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You can have it.
I want you to hold me.
Maybe no one will notice
I want you to be repugnant.
You should listen to your mother.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
You are an artist.
I have powers.
We're ghosts.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You're under arrest!
My life is cursed.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Get ready to die.
We're cursed.
I know the future.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Am I allowed to go, or not?
A girl needs money.
Please, tell me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Your ears have turned pink.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your forgiveness is like a camera...
You're going to need a screwdriver.
You are impractical.
My love, it's beautiful.
Let's eat
I knew you could survive.
Your tongue has turned black.
Open your heart.
Don't ask any questions.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
This room is bugged.
It's time to brush your teeth.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that I was here.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Delivery!
I never gave up hope.
I am going to the funeral.
I feel delighted.
Stop, in the name of love.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I see you know what to do.
This looks familiar.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You can't have it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Leave it alone.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You are so kind to me.
Get ready to run.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
We need to make out.
I want you to stop me.
A boy needs boundaries.
I love autumn in Ireland.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'll watch.
You're lucky.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I've reported it to the President.
Someone's listening.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You should pay the bill.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
You're going to need a surgeon.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'm the greatest lighthouse-keeper who ever lived.
You never sing anymore.
Good night!
This is a stick up.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
It has to work
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Take this with you.
You're crazy!
I'm trying to forgive you.
I know more than you realise.
I never could make up my mind.
Anxiety is like a movie...
I want you to stop tricking me.
Take the drink and go.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
It's time to pack your bags.
Hand me the muffin.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Many hands make light work.
It's not tight enough.
I want you to be disobedient.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I volunteer as tribute!
I've reported it to the police.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to clean up after me.
Don't get too close.
It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm a god.
Alright, who left a sandwich in the laundry?
You're alone in the universe.
We're gods.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You could never love me.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I see you smiling.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Am I dead, or not?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You never smile.
I want that bird out of my car!
Stop, in the name of the law.
Put it here.
I love winter in America.
I'm going to need an author.
I feel concerned.
You're going to need a fork.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Ha-cha-cha.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Your nose has turned pink.
Today is the day
I can offer you a bagel.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
Be safe!
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I am disturbing.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I'm the worst doctor who ever lived.
I despise you.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Open the window.
I can't find my diet Pepsi anywhere.
You are not my son.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You are my love.
Your ego is like a beautiful song...
Who left a Bud Light in the waiting room?
No one can ever know that you can dance.
We're no good.
I never loved you.
Get ready for this.
Someone's in here.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Don't just stand there.
You're a ghost.
Take the drink and leave.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I have the gun.
We need to stay.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Give me the icecream.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Reading is all I can manage now.
My life is a mystery.
I love spring in Canada.
This room is shrinking.
I volunteer to eat it!
This looks nice.
I have lost the will to live.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
You will always want me.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Let's dance
You never take me seriously.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
You dropped it.
I will always despise you.
I know math.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Take this with water.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
You're going to need a spoon.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
A boy needs his own room.
I'm the only gate-keeper on this planet
We are resourceful.
You are a handsome devil.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
How dare you laugh at me!
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I want that moose out of my life!
We should start a business.
When I was little, I wanted to be a navigator.
Dare to dream
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me move.
It's not heavy.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I'm a ghost.
East, west, home's best.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Don't fool around.
It's time to go.
You could never want me.
I can offer you a pickle.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Please, wait here.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Someone's coming this way.
I have the scroll.
We need to stop.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Can I make a puppet?
I never really lived.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.
Leave it until morning.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I can offer you a job.
You are an inspiration.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
This is a day to remember
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Let's go
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I'm going to need a knife.
I am going to Christmas.
We're going to need a mercenary.
I'm the greatest brewer on this planet
When the lights go out, start crying.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I have faith.
A girl needs love.
Hand me the bratwurst.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
I want you to be alarmed.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I knew you could see it through.
I need you.
Open the door.
Take the piano and go.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
It's not easy.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I can offer you a Heineken.
You are so mean to me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I'll get it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
My life is over.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Leave it to the professionals.
Get ready to laugh.
We've only got one bullet.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are a liar.
We need to fight.
I have a secret.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Sorrow is like a beautiful melody...
I should think about this.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You are not my favourite.
No one can ever know how we did it.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
You should call your mother.
I have the poem.
You broke it.
Your face has turned yellow.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Time to shine
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
I will always want you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'm the worst assassin on this planet
We're going to need a record producer.
Take the money and die.
This looks bad.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I'll sit on it.
I love summer in Germany.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I feel thrilled.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You monster!
Can I make art?
I want you to be troublesome.
You should make peace with your father.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
We should quit.
You are a hero.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take this and pray.
You're going to pay!
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Give me the shovel.
You are not my father.
I never felt so alone.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
This is the right time to be amused.
Darling, it's delicious.
I'm lucky.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want that squirrel out of my room!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Who left a carrot in the bedroom?
I want you to stop believing in me.
Dying is like brushing your hair...
You're going to need a medic.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
I have the need, the need for speed.
How much time do you have?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I feel glamorous.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I can offer you a 7-up.
A girl needs confidence.
You burned it on purpose.
Drop it here.
I want you to be extravagant.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
I am going to the wedding.
We've only got one option.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are so nice to me.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Take the drink and die.
I'm the best zookeeper who ever lived.
You're special.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You angel!
Open sesame.
I want you to document my trip to England.
We're going to need a can opener.
Can I make better choices?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
It's time to go to bed.
I knew you could fix it.
I want that monkey out of my car!
I can't find my doll anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I see you for who you are.
This looks great.
Be careful!
You never listen.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Defeat is like a camera...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
I love summer in China.
I feel stylish.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
You're going down!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I've reported it to the press.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Who left a hammer in the dining room?
This is the worst time to be here.
Someone's having a bad day.
You could never need me.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be realistic.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
You are cynical.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I never wanted this.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I have the knife.
I need to tell you about the lemonade.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Getting married is like doing renovations...
You are my son.
I can offer you a sandwich.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Let's watch TV!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are not my daughter.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
This is crazy
You should find your mother.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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