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What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Fears are like chocolate...

You should think about this.

I want you to clean up after me.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You are so nice to me.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I'm a god.

I can offer you a good price.

I feel dramatic.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

It's time to make lunch.

I knew you could fix it.

Don't just stand there.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a lot of glue.

Patience is a virtue

I want you to be aggressive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I want you to stop looking at me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We are vulnerable.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Someone's watching us.

My life is cursed.

Give it here.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I volunteer myself!

I know the future.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I can offer you a Guinness.

I see you came prepared.

Leave it until morning.

Let's eat

This is a stick up.

This looks edible.

I want to tell you about the Heaven.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You're going down!

I could never need you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You fascinate me.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this for luck.

Be yourself!

Why do you tease me, so much?

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

We've only got one life.

How dare you look at me!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Please, don't touch that.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

You are my mother.

We're the same person.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Show me the bike.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

Am I coming with you, or not?

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Success is like a multi-choice quiz...

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to listen to me.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Don't upset your sister, not now.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I'm crazy.

I should hide.

Having a child is like making a salad...

They know it was me

Get ready, or get out.

I'm the best broker on this planet

You won't find it.

You're going to need a tailor.

Hey, watch me leave.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This room is unstable.

Open the bottle.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Don't fool around.

Okay. Just do what I do.

It's not in.

Darling, it's so shiny.

You never take me seriously.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Fears are like spaghetti...

What will you do, now that you've come home?

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

Sound the alarm!

I'll be here, if you need me.

Your face has turned brown.

You're under arrest!

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I want you to stop questioning me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I see you for who you are.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You should ask your mother.

Take the money and go.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I can offer you a hot dog.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Please, don't move.

I could never hate you.

I am going to the funeral.

I never hurt anybody.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want that fox out of my room!

I have a secret.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I need to tell you about the slice of pizza.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Alright, who left a bee in the bedroom?

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I have the card.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to be weird.

We've only got one bullet.

You made me cry on purpose.

Plug it in here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Eating is all I can manage now.

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'm going to need a saw.

I've reported it to mother.

Can I make kimchi?

This looks peculiar.

Did you get lucky today?

I know more than you realise.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I'll get it.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You found it.

A girl needs boundaries.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You are an idiot.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We should go to the police.

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know that I like you

Let's dance

Leave it outside.

You monster!

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

It's not easy.

I have to tell you about Monday.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I am going to the grand opening.

I volunteer to eat it!

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I never listened.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

Take the piano and go.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

You never call me.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Stop, in the name of love.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We need to stay.

I want you to kiss me.

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me the ball.

No pain, no gain.

You will always love me.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Dammit, who left a candy-bar in the dungeon?

I love winter in Germany.

Can I make magic?

Take this and pray.

We're gods.

Please, stop smoking.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

This looks odd.

You're crazy!

I need you.

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know the truth.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'll sit on it.

I want that turtle out of my house!

You devil!

When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You're going to need a shovel.

Get ready to run.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You are prim.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

We're weird.

Let's drink

Hopes are like chocolate...

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You're a ghost.

Learning is like making a salad...

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Leave it here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You are my everything.

You are the best person I have ever met.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I have 20-20 vision.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

I feel miserable.

This room is bugged.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

My life is over.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I am going to the party.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I want to tell you about the the submarine.

You can have it.

I never could make up my mind.

I want that shark out of my life!

You're going to need a diver.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

This looks bad.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

You should find your father.

Throw me the fork.

Be careful!

We should hide.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Take this with water.

I'm the greatest torturer on this planet

Don't upset your father, not now.

Why do you love me, so much?

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I love autumn in India.

I see you know what to do.

I will always need you.

Get ready to dance.

I'm insignificant.

I can offer you a bagel.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You are not my daughter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I can't find my duck anywhere.

I want you to read to me.

You are my reason for living.

Throw it here.

You're never going to get away with this!

I volunteer to go!

I never gave up hope.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I have to tell you about the muffin.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Did you eat last night?

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I feel embarrassed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I have the knife.

You need it.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

You never stop to think.

When the lights go out, hide.

Can I make believe?

We're going to need a broker.

Someone's having a bad day.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This looks wrong.

We're ghosts.

I want you to be crafty.

I know math.

Your nose has turned red.

I'll watch.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

You are a genius.

Hand me the can opener.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Dare to dream

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It's your fault that the crops died.

My life is a mystery.

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Your cheeks have turned black.

We should pay the bill.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I want you.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

You're insignificant.

Good grief!

You are faithless.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You burned it on purpose.

Please, tell me.

Take the drink and go.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You could never fascinate me.

You never listen.

It's time to pack your bags.

This is a fine mess

Open your heart.

You can't have it.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I want that chicken out of my life!

Who left a crow in the dining room?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I'm going to need a barista.

Can I make a pie?

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Money isn't everything.

Your face has turned green.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I know what happened.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to stop blaming me.

I have the poem.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I love spring in Australia.

I'll listen.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Someone's in here.

I'm the greatest printer who ever lived.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It's not safe.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You should go to the police.

I've reported it to the press.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

You are so good to me.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

It's giving me hope.

You should disown your mother.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Okay, who left a shovel in the corridor?

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Leave it alone.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I have the letter.

Finding a job is like opening a door...

You can do this

You are my favourite.

Christmas comes but once a year.

I'm trying to help.

Get ready to die.

I want that puppy out of my house!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

This is the right time to be here.

You love me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a reporter.

We need to play.

You're crazy.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to stop me.

How much time do you have?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Your cheeks have turned blue.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

I am going to the wedding.

I feel envious.

Show me the umbrella.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

We are gloomy.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I know where you were.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Take the piano and leave.

It's your fault that the train was late.

You broke it.

You're going to need a hammer.

I want you to be eager.

A girl needs her own room.

My love, it's so shiny.

Can I make it fun?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Time to shine

I'm trying to care.

We're going to need a bodyguard.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Anger is like a summer's day...

We've only got one hope.

We need to open it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Your nose has turned orange.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

I want that monkey out of my house!

I have to tell you about the giant.

Please, stop doing that.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

This looks suspicious.

It was my fault that the show was ruined.

It's not working.

It's giving me grief.

You're really something!

Delivery!

It's time to go to bed.

You never say what you're thinking.

My life means nothing.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I have lost the will to live.

You are sarcastic.

You are a handsome devil.

I feel ecstatic.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I volunteer as tribute!

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs his grandfather.

Your ears have turned brown.

Whoop-whoop.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You should make peace with your mother.

Someone's listening.

I hate you.

I love spring in France.

I'm the only drummer who ever lived.

I want you to be unique.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

I never wanted to die.

Who left an egg nog in the control room?

I'm trying to win.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...

Your face has turned white.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This is the right time to be amused.

Put it here.

I have time.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I should go to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Someone's coming this way.

This room is shrinking.

You should write to your mother.

You're going to need an artist.

We need to stop.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want that kangaroo out of my life!

A boy needs his own room.

You are my inspiration.

This looks nice.

We're magnificent.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Your lips have turned grey.

I feel destructive.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Can I make a plan?

I have to tell you about Friday.

Show me the guitar.

I am cold.

Your face has turned pink.

I love spring in England.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

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