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I bet you know why I'm alone.
You are a twit.
I want you to stop blaming me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Leave it outside.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I never loved you.
Good night!
Don't ask any questions.
We need to stop.
I could never want you.
Your fears are like chocolate...
Your cheeks have turned red.
Hand me the spring-roll.
We're ghosts.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm a god.
Show no mercy
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are so good to me.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
I want you to kiss me.
How dare you look at me!
Delivery!
Who left a bagel in the dungeon?
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
A boy needs his friends.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Sound the alarm!
I can offer you a good price.
Be yourself!
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Why do you love me, so much?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You never smile.
You are not my mother.
You made me cry on purpose.
We've only got one of these.
I feel extravagant.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I can offer you a cocktail.
Let's drink
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You are my only hope.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's not the right size.
I love summer in Spain.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Please, stop laughing.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
We're going to need a knife.
I knew you could turn things around.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
You're going down!
Get ready for this.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'll open it.
Hey, watch me smile.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Can I make music?
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I have the gun.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You should hide.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Darling, it's alive.
You angel!
Hand me the doll.
You should ask your father.
Open it here.
I never hurt anybody.
We are deceptive.
I will always want you.
My life matters.
It's time to make lunch.
I see you have done this before.
I want you to be predictable.
You never have time for me.
Having a child is like opening a door...
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
You're a ghost.
I want you to document my trip to America.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You are an idiot.
I've reported it to mother.
Someone's watching us.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You will always hate me.
You're crazy.
We need to make a plan.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I can offer you a soda.
How dare you smile at me!
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
We're going to need a lot of nails.
You're coming with me!
I want you to help me.
It was your fault that the cat died.
You found it.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Let's dance
Your ears have turned spotted.
A boy needs love.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want that hippopotamus out of my room!
Take this and pray.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Fight fire with fire.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We've only got one life.
I will always hate you.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
My life is a mystery.
Get ready, or get out.
It's time to pack your bags.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Show me the slice of pizza.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Open the curtains.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You're going to need an air traffic controller.
This room is haunted.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I can offer you a fishcake.
You should quit.
We're the same person.
You're going to need a spoon.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I heard laughter coming from the studio.
Someone's coming this way.
I'm trying to help.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
We need to unite.
We are sexy.
I'm lucky.
Friendship is like a piano...
Maybe no one will notice
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Sorry, I have to take this.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I have powers.
Who left a saw in the guest room?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You're amazing!
I want you to be invulnerable.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I feel foolish.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
You dropped it.
You're a god.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You should disown your mother.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
You are an artist.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Take the money and leave.
I knew you could live like this.
I can't find my fox anywhere.
I'm the only lifeguard who ever lived.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You monster!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to listen to me.
Dating is like applying for a job...
It's time to go to bed.
I want you to stop loving me.
Can I make a pie?
You're going to need a janitor.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are so kind to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
How much money do you have?
Your eyes have turned purple.
You're going to need a shovel.
Open the bottle.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I want you to be distrustful.
I love autumn in Ireland.
Did you get lucky last night?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are my son.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Your tongue has turned black.
This is a day to remember
It's giving me an error message.
You never take me seriously.
Plug it in here.
When the door opens, remain calm.
A girl needs love.
You need it.
We're alone in the universe.
Don't get too close.
You devil!
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
You're going to pay!
This looks wrong.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
No one can ever know what we did.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
I love you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
I feel pathetic.
I'm going to need a spoon.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are a hero.
I'm going to need an interrogator.
You could never hate me.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Who left a bike in the kitchen?
I'm the only trapper on this planet
Fears are like spaghetti...
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Open the window.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have time.
I volunteer myself!
You crashed the car on purpose.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Time is like a beach...
I want you to stop lying to me.
Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...
I want you to hold me.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Take the piano and go.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
We need to make out.
Drop it here.
I'll listen.
I never wanted to die.
Please, stop smoking.
A boy needs his father.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I see you every day.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I have the scroll.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
You are my inspiration.
Your face has turned green.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I feel weird.
We're special.
Your lips have turned white.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I will always love you.
I know more than you realise.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I love spring in Antarctica.
If you don't want it, put it back.
What can't be cured must be endured.
We are high-spirited.
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
I just want a pinot. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
No one can ever know the truth.
This room is bugged.
You burned it on purpose.
This is a stick up.
Let's watch the game
This looks nice.
Take this with you.
Patience is a virtue
Show me the saw.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's your fault that the label came off.
We've only got one hope.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Can I make a pillow fort?
Okay. Just do what I do.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
We're gods.
A girl needs her grandfather.
My love, it's beautiful.
Don't wait to be asked.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I want you to cook for me.
Who left a soda in the bathroom?
We're magnificent.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I see you are thinking.
You're going to need a farmer.
I could never hate you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.
You should make peace with your mother.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Be better!
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
I want to tell you about Sunday.
This is a fine mess
I never wanted this.
When the door opens, hide.
I can offer you a job.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I love winter in Australia.
Leave it here.
I know what happened.
Hey, watch me dance.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Please, give up while you can.
You will always love me.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
Can I make up a story?
I'm the greatest barber on this planet
I'll wait here.
Don't fool around.
Take the piano and leave.
Good luck!
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
I want you to stop tricking me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
A boy needs his own room.
This looks familiar.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
We need to stay.
I want you to inspire me.
You should find your father.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's now or never
Your tongue has turned white.
We should start a business.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I can't find my snail anywhere.
I've reported it to the President.
I feel at ease.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I love autumn in England.
Throw me the guitar.
You are my reason for living.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I have faith.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm a ghost.
We're cursed.
I want you to be insecure.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
You are so nice to me.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I want that panda out of my house!
Alright, who left a fork in the wardrobe?
This is a fine ship
I'll help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I have the time.
I'm trying to leave.
It's your fault that the train was late.
A boy needs money.
It's not tight enough.
I am going to the party.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
I am winning.
You won't find it.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
You should listen to your mother.
Open the door.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Your tongue has turned brown.
I feel hurt.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
Hopes are like chocolate...
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I have needs.
I've reported it to the press.
Learning is like eating a salad...
Poverty is like a picnic in the park...
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
It's giving me hope.
Your lips have turned orange.
You're insignificant.
Dare to dream
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Someone's listening.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to be clean.
It's not easy.
Good grief!
I love winter in Hong Kong.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
A girl needs her space.
Take the money and die.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm the best deputy on this planet
I see you know what to do.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I am going to the grand opening.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your tongue has turned blue.
I'm going to need a priest.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
How much luck do you have?
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to run.
I have to tell you about the chardonnay.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
Whoop-whoop.
Wonders will never cease.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You never say what you're thinking.
I feel elated.
We've only got one chance.
Put it here.
I despise you.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I want you to stop me.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I can offer you a croissant.
My life means nothing.
I never really lived.
I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Can I make a yurt?
I am upset.
Your eyes have turned black.
You're really something!
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I'm crazy.
When the lights go out, start crying.
We're going to need a wrench.
I'm trying to win.
Friendship is like a camera...
I want that seagull out of my room!
I am going to Easter.
A boy needs his mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a stunt double.
I volunteer to eat it!
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
You are my father.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Who left a chocolate milk in the attic?
I'm the best bishop who ever lived.
You lost it.
I have the knife.
Your nose has turned red.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
I'm going to need a real estate agent.
Throw me the kebab.
I can offer you a pinot.
You could never fascinate me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I want you to stop following me.
My love, it's so juicy.
This looks suspicious.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
You are so mean to me.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
I see you smiling.
It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.
You never sing anymore.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Am I dead, or not?
I never killed anyone.
We're lucky.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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