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Good luck!
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
I can offer you a hot dog.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Stop, in the name of love.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
This is a fine mess
I want you to cook for me.
Please, stop laughing.
I have lost the will to live.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I need to tell you about the merlot.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Did you eat while I was away?
I want you to be creative.
I am going to the wedding.
I heard laughter coming from the library.
Big fish eat little fish.
This room is haunted.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
This looks suspicious.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Take this and pray.
You are an artist.
I'm special.
It's giving me an error message.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I will always hate you.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want you to document my trip to China.
We're ghosts.
I see you know what to do.
Be yourself!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I need to tell you about Saturday.
It's not in.
Get ready to laugh.
A boy needs his father.
We need to stop.
You're a god.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm the only magistrate on this planet
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I've reported it to mother.
You're coming with me!
I know what to do.
You need it.
Your nose has turned orange.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I can offer you a job.
I have the need, the need for speed.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Delivery!
Let's drink
This is the worst time to be here.
My life is over.
I am going to the party.
I want you to betray me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Did you fart yesterday?
Leave it here.
Ha-cha-cha.
Can I make love?
This room is unstable.
You are my favourite.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
Good morning!
We should pay the bill.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dogcatcher.
Show me the candy-bar.
You are not my favourite.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I will always need you.
I'm weird.
You never say what you're thinking.
I'm trying to help.
I have powers.
I want that pony out of my life!
Please, don't eat that.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Leave it until morning.
You should make peace with your mother.
We're going to need a graphic artist.
I want to tell you about Easter.
Sound the alarm!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
We've only got one hope.
Don't fool around.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I volunteer myself!
A girl needs her own room.
You're amazing!
Your lips have turned red.
You are so kind to me.
You're a ghost.
I knew you could see it through.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I've reported it to Interpol.
Your nose has turned purple.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Open the bottle.
I want you to be humiliated.
Take the money and leave.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
We are well-rounded.
You are a poet.
This is a fine ship
I feel disgusting.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
No one can ever know that I survived.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
We need to eat.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I'll watch.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Maybe no one will notice
Open it here.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Can I make bubbles?
Who left a teddy bear in the wardrobe?
Hey, watch me smile.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You found it.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I want to tell you about the ghost.
I can't find my diet Pepsi anywhere.
This room is shrinking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Someone's coming this way.
I can offer you a cocktail.
You should make peace with your father.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Did you fart today?
Are you crazy? We're not together!
If you don't want it, put it back.
Get ready to run.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Sorrow is like a beautiful song...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
You are not my type.
Getting married is like writing a memo...
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Let's play
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You're never going to get away with this!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Please, stay where you are.
You're going to need a wrench.
Take the piano and go.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I'm a god.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I never could make up my mind.
You're going to need a dressmaker.
Take this with you.
I want you to kiss me.
I could never want you.
We've only got one life.
I want you to be articulate.
You are so good to me.
I know who you are.
We're gods.
I should go to the police.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Who left a saw in the stable?
It's not mine.
I see you for who you are.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Gardening is good for the soul.
Hey, watch me leave.
I have money.
Give me the fishcake.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Leave it to the professionals.
You could never need me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
It's your fault that the cat died.
We're insignificant.
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Be better!
Let's watch the game
You never take me seriously.
I've reported it to the President.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
This looks wrong.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Darling, it's alive.
How dare you smile at me!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
No one can ever know how we did it.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
We need to unite.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm going to need a pastor.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm a ghost.
I'm the best salesperson who ever lived.
I want you to read to me.
You are my daughter.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I want you to be amusing.
You are a hero.
When the door opens, start crying.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You should listen to your father.
You monster!
I can offer you a wine.
I have 20-20 vision.
I never really lived.
Winners don't quit
We're magnificent.
Am I dead, or not?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I could never hate you.
I heard a sound coming from the library.
Give me the hammer.
Once bitten, twice shy.
I'll listen.
You love me.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Please, come in.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want that goldfish out of my house!
I can offer you a good price.
I am going to the funeral.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Can I make art?
I have the knife.
I am observant.
I love summer in England.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.
I want you to hold me.
I have a secret.
I can offer you a bagel.
Get ready to die.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
It's not right.
It's time to go to bed.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Darling, it's dead.
You are so nice to me.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
This looks bad.
I need to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
My life means nothing.
Someone's locked the door.
I never loved you.
You are not my conscience.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I see you let yourself in.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I'm the best pharmacist who ever lived.
A girl needs a job.
You can have it.
Open sesame.
I feel weird.
Give it here.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Don't ask any questions.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Hey, watch me move.
Take the drink and go.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want you to love me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Can I make time?
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
You burned it on purpose.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I've reported it to the police.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Your cheeks have turned purple.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We're the same person.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
You angel!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I'm insignificant.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Okay, who left a knife in the basement?
You are my only hope.
I can't find my mochaccino anywhere.
My love, it's delicious.
It's almost over
You are self-effacing.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I knew you could survive.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
We need to help each other.
We're going to need a crook.
You're under arrest!
I want you to be dedicated.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I feel humble.
I'll get ready.
Show me the teddy bear.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Take this with water.
I need to tell you about the gremlin.
Please, stop crying.
I want you to look at me.
It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I'm trying to leave.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I'm the best navigator who ever lived.
I am going to the grand opening.
You're alone in the universe.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Open the curtains.
No one can ever know that I like you
It's your fault that the label came off.
It's not ready.
I'm going to need a fork.
I volunteer to eat it!
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I see you smiling.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
You could never hate me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I can offer you a Powerade.
You lost it.
I want that yak out of my life!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Throw it here.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Be safe!
Your face has turned yellow.
We're going to need a bank robber.
Can I make breakfast?
You should vote.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I'll sit on it.
I'm the only personal trainer on this planet
Hand me the ball.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Your lips have turned green.
A boy needs money.
I am indifferent.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.
It's time to pack your bags.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
I want you to listen to me.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Take the drink and die.
There's one born every minute.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I love spring in China.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You made me cry on purpose.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You devil!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This looks interesting.
Your face has turned spotted.
You fascinate me.
Someone's watching us.
I want that bunny out of my life!
You are a thief.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
Put it here.
We should ask for more money.
Am I coming with you, or not?
My life matters.
I want to tell you about the principal.
You never have time for me.
You should write to your father.
Throw me the shovel.
Leave it alone.
I'm going to need a firefighter.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I want you to stop me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gate-keeper.
I volunteer to go!
When the curtain goes up, hide.
This is the right time to be here.
I know the future.
Good grief!
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
Whoop-whoop.
I'll open it.
You dropped it.
Be careful!
I never killed anyone.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I'm the worst bishop who ever lived.
I want you to document my trip to France.
It's time to make lunch.
We've only got one option.
I feel sweaty.
Did you get lucky at work?
It's giving me grief.
I am going to Easter.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the play sucked.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I can't find my hamster anywhere.
We are authoritarian.
Give me the wrench.
A boy needs his friends.
I have to tell you about the Hell.
We're weird.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I want that hippopotamus out of my life!
I've reported it to the press.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Hey, watch me dance.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want you to help me.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When I was little, I wanted to be an optometrist.
Open your heart.
You are not my father.
You will always despise me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
You never do what I want.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
It's not working.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Show no mercy
I want you to be venomous.
Did you eat last night?
When the lights go out, hide.
I feel humiliated.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You won't find it.
I know what happened.
You're insignificant.
I want you to stop following me.
I love you.
Who left a chardonnay in the kitchen?
Let's go
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I have to tell you about the Mars.
I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.
Hand me the pickle.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
We're going to need a lifeguard.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
I have the gun.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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