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You are not my conscience.
You are an inspiration.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I want you to clean up after me.
Whoop-whoop.
You are fatigued.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Let's dance
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to be shortsighted.
I'm a ghost.
This room is haunted.
I've reported it to mother.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
You never do what I want.
I feel glamorous.
I volunteer to eat it!
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You're amazing!
Why do you love me, so much?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're going to need a lot of wine.
They know it was me
Someone's having a bad day.
Please, come closer.
It's giving me grief.
Take this with water.
We've only got one life.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
Get ready to die.
This is a stick up.
My life means nothing.
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's time to go.
I see you are thinking.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Show me the icecream.
Did you fart last night?
I want you to document my trip to America.
This looks familiar.
Laughing is good for the soul.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I know where you were.
I heard a noise coming from the wine cellar.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You angel!
You dropped it.
I want that whale out of my room!
I have to tell you about the lounge room.
Open the window.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
We're gods.
Sound the alarm!
I have faith.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Drop it here.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Let's play
I'll sit on it.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Alright, who left a burger in the library?
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I never wanted to die.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We need to help each other.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Delivery!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I've reported it to the President.
I'm going to need a cheesemaker.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Please, listen to me.
It's not for sale.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
You're a ghost.
Someone's listening.
Speak as you find.
You burned it on purpose.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I want you to kiss me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm trying to win.
We've only got one bullet.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're going down!
You are my daughter.
How dare you look at me!
Your tongue has turned pink.
It's time to brush your teeth.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Did you get lucky today?
This room is unstable.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
A boy needs love.
I volunteer as tribute!
The first thing to consider is safety.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I have the poem.
Be better!
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Can I make music?
Open it here.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
We need to play.
Take this with you.
We're no good.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Leave it to the professionals.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to be individualistic.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Your lips have turned grey.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm the best surgeon who ever lived.
Give me the sandwich.
This is a fine mess
Please, don't eat that.
You want me.
I hate you.
I knew you could see it through.
I want you to help me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I see you every day.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are my everything.
I want that kitten out of my car!
You broke it.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I have powers.
We're going to need a spatula.
I never could make up my mind.
My life is over.
I'm a god.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I am dissonant.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Good luck!
Did you get lucky just now?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I should think about this.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
It was my fault that the dog died.
I know more than you realise.
Don't just stand there.
This looks great.
Can I make dessert?
We need to break up.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a Guinness.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I'm lucky.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
Your nose has turned pink.
I want you to be willing.
I want to tell you about the giant.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
Take this and pray.
You should write to your mother.
Take the money and die.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
My life matters.
I see you know what to do.
Am I dead, or not?
I'm going to need a lot of money.
We're ghosts.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me the umbrella.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Alright, who left an apple in the bedroom?
I bet you know why I'm here.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.
It's not dead.
I'm the only innkeeper on this planet
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's giving me a headache.
Your lips have turned spotted.
We're going to need a knife.
Can I make an igloo?
He was unconscious when I found him.
We are irritable.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Just be yourself
Someone's locked the door.
I feel weird.
I know what to do.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Please, give up while you can.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I have the time.
I want that badger out of my house!
You never listen.
I'm going to need a cartoonist.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
No pain, no gain.
You're coming with me!
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
We're crazy.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
We need to make out.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I want you to be precise.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I love winter in Ireland.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Open sesame.
Good morning!
Learning is like opening a gate...
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.
I am going to Christmas.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Can I make it happen?
Leave it until morning.
I volunteer to go!
Okay, who left a chocolate milk in the dining room?
You need it.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Show me the ukulele.
This is a day to remember
This is the worst time to be alone.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
My love, it's beautiful.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I have the card.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Winners don't quit
You could never need me.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
No one can ever know what we did.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
It's not yours.
You're lucky.
I see you smiling.
Give it here.
I want you to betray me.
You never smile.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You're really something!
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I will always need you.
I never wanted this.
Let's watch the game
Be yourself!
I've reported it to the press.
Get ready, or get out.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
We're the same person.
I love summer in Japan.
Hand me the skateboard.
Wealth is like a mountain...
We are agreeable.
Open your heart.
I'm the best impersonator who ever lived.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I have time.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Can I make a movie?
I feel guilty.
A girl needs a job.
Did you eat yesterday?
I'm trying to forgive you.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I need to tell you about the basement.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
It's giving me an error message.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to be domineering.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Your face has turned spotted.
You are my reason for living.
Leave it alone.
I have the letter.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I am going to the grand opening.
When the door opens, start crying.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You monster!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
You should protect your mother.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Who left a kitten in the laundry?
We need to unite.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I could never despise you.
I love spring in Antarctica.
When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.
Good grief!
This looks edible.
Please, don't touch that.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to the police.
I can offer you a good price.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
Take the money and leave.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Let's eat
We're going to need a geologist.
You're a god.
I want you to read to me.
My life is a mystery.
Time to shine
We've only got one hope.
I can offer you an apple.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
This is the worst time to be angry.
A boy needs money.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
This room is bugged.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Your ears have turned purple.
You are so kind to me.
I knew you could survive.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I want you to be ticklish.
Someone's in here.
Can I make peace?
I want that moose out of my room!
You should quit.
I feel tenacious.
I am strong.
Please, stop doing that.
I despise you.
Courage is like a movie...
I want to tell you about the Heineken.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Hand me the chair.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
We need to stay.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Get ready for this.
I never killed anyone.
Good night!
I love fall in Hong Kong.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
It's not heavy.
Today is the day
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm the worst ventriloquist on this planet
I know math.
Hey, watch me move.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
This looks bad.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I'm trying to leave.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Can I make lunch?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
How dare you smile at me!
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to be affectionate.
We're insignificant.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
I want that beaver out of my life!
I can offer you a muffin.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
You love me.
Throw me the saw.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
I feel pathetic.
A boy needs a job.
I'll listen.
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
Please, come in.
You are my sunshine.
I love summer in Canada.
Be safe!
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're going to need a shovel.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.
I know the future.
It's not ready.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
This room is shrinking.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I want you to stop looking at me.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Did you eat at work?
Let's drink
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
I'm going to need a butler.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
This looks suspicious.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
We're special.
I can offer you a piña colada.
I want you to be scholarly.
Your face has turned grey.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Who left a guitar in the lobby?
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
I am deceptive.
I could never hate you.
You're going to pay!
I should start a business.
A boy needs his own room.
It's giving me hope.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to run.
I'll keep guard.
You are so nice to me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
This is a fine ship
You won't find it.
I feel generous.
It's time to go to bed.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I love fall in Japan.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm the only security guard who ever lived.
You are an artist.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Can I make wine?
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
I volunteer myself!
Fears are like marshmallows...
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I'm going to need a diver.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Leave it here.
You are not my father.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Please, don't move.
I'm crazy.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want you to be rigid.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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