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The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm weird.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I'm the greatest trapper who ever lived.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm a ghost.
I'm going to need a bodyguard.
Take the money and die.
I want you to inspire me.
Maybe no one will notice
You are so kind to me.
This looks familiar.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We've only got one bullet.
Don't fool around.
Throw it here.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I see you have done this before.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Good grief!
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You are a godsend.
I'm trying to leave.
Be better!
I have the knife.
I love summer in America.
A girl needs her friends.
He was unconscious when I found him.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We're gods.
No one can ever know what we did.
I can offer you a pickle.
I feel frightened.
Take this with water.
Did you fart at work?
Get ready, or get out.
You found it.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I can't find my car anywhere.
I volunteer myself!
You are my only hope.
You devil!
I'm going to need a wrench.
I have a secret.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want to tell you about the detective.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
You should listen to your mother.
You burned it on purpose.
I want that wombat out of my house!
My life matters.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
Your tongue has turned black.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
When the door opens, hide.
I'll listen.
Who left a banana in the basement?
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Sound the alarm!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
You never sing anymore.
I want you to help me.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You're going to need a cartoonist.
Throw me the candy-bar.
I want you to be indignant.
This room is unstable.
I've reported it to mother.
We need to unite.
Darling, it's dead.
I could never despise you.
Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...
You are so nice to me.
I love spring in Canada.
Get ready to run.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can't find my apple anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You're a god.
It's not ready.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
We've only got one chance.
Take this and pray.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Can I make magic?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
No one can ever know the truth.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I never could make up my mind.
You are an artist.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Hopes are like spaghetti...
We're going to need a shovel.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
This looks edible.
I knew you could fix it.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Delivery!
You're no good.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I need to tell you about the shoemaker.
You should ask for more money.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
You angel!
I want that swan out of my car!
You should ask your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.
It's time to go to bed.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Be yourself!
How dare you look at me!
I love autumn in Australia.
Leave it here.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Darling, it's alive.
We need to make better decisions.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I know what happened.
I volunteer as tribute!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It's giving me grief.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You can have it.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I have faith.
You're under arrest!
You are not my mother.
We're going to need a spoon.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
This is a fine mess
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are a genius.
You're a ghost.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Can I make a contribution?
I never hurt anybody.
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Who left a doll in the library?
Someone's watching us.
I want you to love me.
I should go to the police.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You will always love me.
I could never hate you.
It's not in.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This room is haunted.
We're the same person.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I feel curious.
You're really something!
Let's play
You are popular.
I'll get it.
My love, it's dead.
You are my daughter.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I'm special.
I can offer you a banana milkshake.
We're going to need a sniper.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Please, sit down.
I have the letter.
I have lost the will to live.
We need to stay.
You never say what you're thinking.
I love summer in England.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I am going to Easter.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Did you fart while I was away?
I know where you were.
Don't ask any questions.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You're going to need a wrench.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
This is a fine ship
Death is like a piano...
I volunteer to go!
I want you to be calm.
It's not yours.
Reading is all I can manage now.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Who left a can opener in the laundry?
Someone's in here.
I feel brave.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Open sesame.
Can I make promises?
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Take this for luck.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.
I need you.
I knew you could open it.
I'm the greatest marine who ever lived.
Just try not to cry
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to stop me.
I am determined.
Ha-cha-cha.
Am I coming with you, or not?
When the bell rings, hide.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Good night!
You never stop to think.
This looks wrong.
How dare you smile at me!
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'll help.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I am going to the wedding.
Your lips have turned brown.
I can offer you a merlot.
My life is over.
I'm going to need a director.
Please, tell me.
Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...
I've reported it to the police.
I can't find my panda anywhere.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I can offer you a good price.
You're coming with me!
Romance is like a violin...
You will always hate me.
You're alone in the universe.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Be careful!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Plug it in here.
I'm a god.
We need to go.
You are my father.
I have to tell you about the Jack Daniels.
I want that bear out of my life!
You know it.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
You should protect your father.
Let's dance
We're going to need a screwdriver.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It takes two to tango.
I have money.
Someone's coming this way.
Don't wait to be asked.
I am courageous.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Get ready to laugh.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I want you to stop tickling me.
A boy needs a job.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
We're ghosts.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'll wait here.
This looks bad.
It's not open.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are a twit.
It's time to brush your teeth.
We should start a business.
We're going to need a sheriff.
Buying a house is like taking a bath...
You never listen.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Please, wait here.
I know what to do.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Take the piano and go.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I'm the greatest guitarist on this planet
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I've reported it to the press.
It's giving me hope.
I see you smiling.
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
Be safe!
Let's eat
I can offer you a job.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Can I make it work?
My love, it's so juicy.
Did you fart this morning?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I have powers.
It's not tight enough.
I want you to be uninhibited.
I feel excited.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
A girl needs love.
Open the door.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're going to need a saw.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I have the scroll.
You should make peace with your father.
This looks peculiar.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I will always hate you.
I love spring in China.
Please, give up while you can.
When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm lucky.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You are so good to me.
Winners don't quit
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
My life is a mystery.
You never do what I want.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You will always need me.
Death is like a forest...
I can offer you a chicken wing.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Take this with you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Leave it until morning.
I am going to the funeral.
Someone's listening.
Can I make it count?
You are annoyed.
We should think about this.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm the only priest on this planet
It's giving me a headache.
I see you know what to do.
This is a day to remember
I feel tough.
This room is shrinking.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Never give a sucker an even break.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a wizard.
Did you eat just now?
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
A girl needs her father.
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
I want you to be positive.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I knew you could see it through.
I love summer in Spain.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to document my trip to America.
You need it.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You are not my son.
Take the piano and leave.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Your ears have turned white.
I know who you are.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I never felt so alone.
When I was little, I wanted to be a janitor.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I could never want you.
Who left a juice in the attic?
I bet you know why I'm here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You should write to your mother.
I heard a sound coming from the pantry.
My life is cursed.
You could never hate me.
Someone's having a bad day.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Just be yourself
I want that pony out of my car!
Darling, it's so expensive.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'll sit on it.
You're going to need a spatula.
Get ready for this.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I have the card.
I have needs.
Don't just stand there.
It's giving me an error message.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We are handsome.
Hey, watch me move.
Laughing is good for the soul.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Your eyes have turned red.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I feel stylish.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a croissant.
You should start a business.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
You are my sunshine.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You monster!
You hate me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm the only playwright who ever lived.
I have to tell you about the bratwurst.
I see you every day.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to marry me.
Who left a moose in the cell?
Dreams are like chocolate...
How dare you laugh at me!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Good morning!
You are a liar.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
It was my fault that the train was late.
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
You're weird.
I know the future.
Please, look at me.
I want that porcupine out of my life!
Can I make love?
We are outrageous.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
When the bell rings, start singing.
We should hide.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I can offer you a carrot.
Only fools and horses work.
No one will ever know
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You are my teacher.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I want you to be strict.
I have time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm going to need a police officer.
Give me the bike.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We've only got one option.
Your ears have turned grey.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
A girl needs discipline.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm the only social worker who ever lived.
I never really lived.
You are not my daughter.
Let's watch the game
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I have the poem.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pianist.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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