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You monster!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Defeat is like a forest...

I have to tell you about the giant.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I want you to stop lying to me.

I have the will.

I'll listen.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We need to help each other.

I want you to be honest.

I volunteer as tribute!

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I'm a god.

I feel stylish.

You should pay the bill.

You broke it.

Open the window.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

This room is shrinking.

Delivery!

Let's watch TV!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm the best rabbi on this planet

You should write to your father.

Can I make a movie?

We're ghosts.

Give me the kebab.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to love me.

I have money.

You never call me.

I'm going to need a fork.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You are a genius.

I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Please, give me that.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

The first thing to consider is safety.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Hey, watch me move.

We're alone in the universe.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Take this and pray.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

My life matters.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I will always hate you.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It's giving me a headache.

I know more than you realise.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's time to pack your bags.

Why do you love me, so much?

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

This is a day to remember

I'm trying to understand.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Get ready to run.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

How dare you look at me!

I want you to stop loving me.

I can offer you a Pepsi.

Ha-cha-cha.

I feel groovy.

I am going to Christmas.

You are so good to me.

It's not right.

You're going to need a mathematician.

I never felt so alone.

You are my favourite.

I knew you could live like this.

I can't find my shark anywhere.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I love spring in America.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You never smile.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Take the money and die.

Someone's locked the door.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Dating is like taking out the garbage...

Be careful!

This room is unstable.

Don't wait to be asked.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Hand me the bike.

I could never want you.

It's going to be okay

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You devil!

You should listen to your father.

Please, remain silent.

You're a ghost.

I'm the only butler who ever lived.

My life is a mystery.

Love is like a picnic in the park...

I'm going to need a spatula.

Let's watch the game

I'm trying to care.

You are a liar.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I can offer you a job.

I'm weird.

This is a fine ship

You are not my father.

Did you fart last night?

Sound the alarm!

I want to tell you about the shipwright.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I feel angry.

We need to eat.

I want that alligator out of my life!

I want you to be earnest.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's not safe.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'll get ready.

Leave it here.

You fascinate me.

It's time to go.

Can I make finger puppets?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I just want a key. What's wrong with that?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I know what to do.

Open your heart.

We're the same person.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to help me.

I am barbaric.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You angel!

You're going to need a saw.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

You're a god.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Take the drink and leave.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

Please, tell me.

Children should be seen and not heard.

Give it here.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I have the time.

Show no mercy

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You can't have it.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You are a twit.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

It's not tight enough.

Darling, it's so expensive.

You should call your mother.

You are so mean to me.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I am going to Easter.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

You're lucky.

Show me the fork.

I can't find my seagull anywhere.

She was unconscious when I found her.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Did you fart just now?

Who left a spider in the stable?

This looks suspicious.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

We're going to need a dietician.

I despise you.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Can I make a show?

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

Good grief!

I have to tell you about the water.

Hey, watch me dance.

You are my father.

I'm the greatest waiter who ever lived.

A boy needs his friends.

It's time to make lunch.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You won't find it.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Leave it to the professionals.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to hold me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

You're coming with me!

I want you to stop tickling me.

This is a stick up.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Be yourself!

I should ask for more money.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

They know it was me

Take this with water.

It was your fault that we ran out of money.

We're insignificant.

You hate me.

You are not my son.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I've reported it to the police.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I volunteer to go!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I see you smiling.

I never loved you.

You are a thief.

I love winter in America.

I can offer you a cocktail.

You are open-minded.

I have powers.

It's time to go to bed.

I'm the worst athlete who ever lived.

I'll keep guard.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Take the piano and die.

You are so nice to me.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I knew you could see it through.

I feel selfish.

I want you to be bored.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are my daughter.

We've only got one bullet.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

We need to make a plan.

Can I make up?

We're gods.

Let's drink

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Get ready to die.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Darling, it's alive.

I have the scroll.

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Despair is like a good book...

You love me.

How much courage do you have?

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

Leave it until morning.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Just breathe

When I was little, I wanted to be a butcher.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You're no good.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are so kind to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are my teacher.

I feel messy.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

This is the right time to be alone.

Open the bottle.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Good morning!

Your cheeks have turned pink.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Drop it here.

I never wanted to die.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Take the piano and leave.

Can I make sandwiches?

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

You will always hate me.

You never sing anymore.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Hey, watch me leave.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Freedom is like a camera...

I want you to cook for me.

Give me the licorice twist.

How dare you laugh at me!

Someone's watching us.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

I see you are thinking.

You're going to need a shovel.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

It's not dead.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You're going to need a police officer.

This looks odd.

No one can ever know the truth.

Get ready to dance.

You need it.

Sorry, I have to take this.

When the bell rings, hide.

I need to tell you about the chicken wing.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I love fall in Antarctica.

Let's eat

I'm trying to forgive you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I can offer you a Fanta.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I want you to be malicious.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

Leave it alone.

My life is over.

I'll be here, if you need me.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

This is the right time to be here.

I will always want you.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I feel skeptical.

Open sesame.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Throw me the teddy bear.

This room is haunted.

Good night!

We need to unite.

I've reported it to the press.

It's your fault that the dog died.

My love, it's so juicy.

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Plug it in here.

You are an inspiration.

We are upright.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You could never despise me.

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

Don't ask any questions.

Who left a piña colada in the classroom?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm going to need a composer.

A boy needs his mother.

I have to tell you about the party.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Your lips have turned brown.

I know who you are.

No one suspects a thing

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I have to tell you about the mermaid.

Please, stop shouting.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You're special.

Your face has turned yellow.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Time is like a beautiful song...

I have the poem.

You should disown your mother.

I should vote.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this with you.

My life means nothing.

It's giving me an error message.

You never listen.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

Open it here.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You're amazing!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You want me.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Let's get it

I'm the only matador who ever lived.

Be better!

It was your fault that the party was ruined.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

I can offer you a burger.

I can offer you a good price.

It's not going to fit.

We're going to need a can opener.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You're going to need a lot of water.

You are a poet.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

I never could make up my mind.

We are lovable.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

This looks edible.

Your tongue has turned blue.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

You know it.

We need to open it.

I want you to listen to me.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I heard weeping coming from the library.

Who left a daiquiri in the closet?

Learning is like eating cupcakes...

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this for luck.

I have the knife.

Someone's having a bad day.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

I've reported it to the President.

Your ego is like a mountain...

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

No one can ever know what we did.

I'm the best biologist on this planet

Hopes are like chocolate...

It's your fault that the label came off.

I'll wait here.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I'm special.

I am winning.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You are a handsome devil.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Please, don't drink that.

I want you to kill me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Your nose has turned orange.

It has to work

You need me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bartender.

I have needs.

You should disown your father.

I heard laughter coming from the studio.

Who left a mojito in the lounge room?

I see you came prepared.

A boy needs love.

You never have time for me.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Throw it here.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You are not my favourite.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

This is the right time to be happy.

I want you to be superficial.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I'm trying to save you.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

I am going to the party.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

We've only got one life.

I have to tell you about the elf.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

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