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You are a hero.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Can I make a mess?

This is a day to remember

Someone's coming this way.

I am going to the funeral.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

We're the same person.

Patience is a virtue

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to stop loving me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

It's time to go.

I have time.

I feel stylish.

You are so nice to me.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I know more than you realise.

We've only got one chance.

Don't fool around.

I want you to be unambitious.

I love winter in Canada.

Your ears have turned grey.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Give it here.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Hand me the kite.

No rest for the wicked.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

When the party starts, hide.

Take this with you.

I knew you could live like this.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Life is like a mountain...

This looks interesting.

I'm a god.

I want that hedgehog out of my house!

Did you eat just now?

You are my reason for living.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Be safe!

I'm going to need a comedian.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

Please, remain silent.

Hey, watch me smile.

I'm the greatest photographer on this planet

My life matters.

You never stop to think.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Get ready for this.

You angel!

You're special.

Dammit, who left a burger in the sauna?

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Why do you hate me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I see you are thinking.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We've only got one option.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I can offer you a job.

I am terrified.

This is crazy

It's time to make lunch.

Don't get too close.

We need to break up.

I'm trying to believe you.

It's giving me a headache.

I want you to be fiery.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I'll listen.

Good luck!

Someone's watching us.

I want you to look at me.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Take this and pray.

I never gave up hope.

You are a twit.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This room is bugged.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I feel shy.

I volunteer as tribute!

You lost it.

Can I make a plan?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Let's go

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Wisdom is like a beach...

Throw me the guitar.

You're a god.

I have 20-20 vision.

We're going to need a shovel.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm lucky.

I love fall in France.

I have the poem.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are not my conscience.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

A boy needs money.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You are my father.

This looks edible.

I want that kangaroo out of my house!

We're going to need a baker.

I could never hate you.

It's not ready.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm the best sleuth who ever lived.

Okay. Just do what I do.

We're ghosts.

I am obnoxious.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, I have to take this.

Open it here.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to be liberal.

Get ready to laugh.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Take the drink and die.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I'm trying to understand.

You never say what you're thinking.

Stop, in the name of love.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

Third time lucky.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Dammit, who left a soda in the classroom?

How dare you look at me!

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'll keep guard.

Can I make it count?

Don't upset your father, not now.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You're never going to get away with this!

Open sesame.

You should ask for more money.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We need to play.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You devil!

No one can ever know that I was here.

I am going to the party.

You fascinate me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

When the door opens, hide.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I see you know what to do.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're weird.

You deserve this

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I've reported it to the police.

I volunteer to go!

I have the scroll.

My life is cursed.

Sound the alarm!

I love spring in Switzerland.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I heard weeping coming from the cell.

Hey, watch me move.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I want you to cook for me.

This is a fine mess

Please, come in.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Drop it here.

Let's get it

You should disown your mother.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want that beaver out of my car!

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Who left a shovel in the waiting room?

This looks great.

I'm trying to forgive you.

You're going to need an actor.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I will always need you.

I am agonizing.

Be careful!

Take this with water.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

A girl needs her friends.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I feel miserable.

Throw me the chair.

Get ready to die.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Open the bottle.

We should vote.

You're coming with me!

We need to open it.

I have to tell you about the the moon.

You need me.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are my teacher.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I volunteer to eat it!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Dying is like turning on a radio...

Darling, it's delicious.

I have money.

I am going to Christmas.

I'm the best tax collector who ever lived.

Who left a spatula in the kitchen?

I can't find my lion anywhere.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

You never take me seriously.

I want you to listen to me.

Take the money and go.

This room is haunted.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Truth will out.

You are a handsome devil.

It's not the right size.

I know what happened.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Good night!

I want that tiger out of my car!

I'm going to need a watchmaker.

We're magnificent.

You can do this

Don't wait to be asked.

I'm going to need a hammer.

You're a ghost.

I have the letter.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Can I make a difference?

You can't have it.

Eating is good for the soul.

I see you let yourself in.

When the door opens, remain calm.

You should write to your father.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You will always despise me.

My life is a mystery.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I want you to stop following me.

Please, be careful.

This is the right time to be angry.

I want you to be abrasive.

I never listened.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I could never despise you.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Did you get lucky last night?

I'm the best philanthropist on this planet

You are a godsend.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

It's not open.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Put it here.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Good grief!

We are absentminded.

Don't just stand there.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I love spring in Brazil.

I'm going to need a professor.

You dropped it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lighthouse-keeper.

Take the drink and go.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're alone in the universe.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Hand me the spatula.

You never have time for me.

Let's watch the game

Every dog has its day.

This is a stick up.

You love me.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

I knew you could see it through.

I have the will.

I feel insecure.

Can I make love?

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can offer you a pickle.

I'm trying to help.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I have powers.

Please, don't eat that.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I want that tortoise out of my house!

I'm the worst truck driver on this planet

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This looks bad.

We need to stay.

I'll open it.

I want you to be admirable.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I see you smiling.

You're going to need a lifeguard.

I'm going to need a knife.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's time to go to bed.

I love summer in Canada.

We're gods.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Your lips have turned red.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

We've only got one life.

Let's drink

My life is over.

Leave it outside.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Who left a slice of pizza in the attic?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Leave it here.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I knew you could survive.

Get ready, or get out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I have the card.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I know math.

Please, stop laughing.

Give me the banana.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Can I make a yurt?

I want that rabbit out of my house!

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I've reported it to the press.

I'm magnificent.

This looks suspicious.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I am unimaginative.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It has to work

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I have needs.

We've only got one of these.

Open your heart.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We're going to need a lot of luck.

How dare you smile at me!

You broke it.

I want you to be healthy.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

I feel ravenous.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We need to order pizza.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

We're going to need a matador.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

My life means nothing.

Someone's having a bad day.

Bravery is like a violin...

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You could never love me.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I'm the best guru who ever lived.

I never could make up my mind.

I could never love you.

I want you to marry me.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I have the gun.

You are frivolous.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Please, sit down.

I'm cursed.

You should find your mother.

Can I make the team?

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I have to tell you about the dragon.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

My love, it's delicious.

I'll help.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want that alligator out of my room!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I feel thrilled.

You're going to need a wrench.

Throw it here.

It's now or never

Be yourself!

You are an artist.

You will always love me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I know who you are.

This room is shrinking.

It's not going to fit.

We should hide.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Hey, watch me leave.

Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

A boy needs his father.

I never wanted this.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I want you to clean up after me.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

Did you eat today?

Give me the saw.

You monster!

You are my daughter.

Leave it until morning.

I can offer you a good price.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

It's giving me grief.

Can I make money?

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I want that fox out of my room!

Your nose has turned orange.

Dare to dream

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'm trying to open it.

I'll get it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Am I dead, or not?

You're lucky.

Please, stop doing that.

You should protect your mother.

The Devil looks after his own.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I never felt so alone.

A boy needs his space.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Open the curtains.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Leave it alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I'm a ghost.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

You want it.

I love winter in England.

I feel sexy.

We're going to need a can opener.

I'm the worst yak herder who ever lived.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I have to tell you about Monday.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to kiss me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are a genius.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Give me the icecream.

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

I can't find my duck anywhere.

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