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Please, stand.

You're going to need a knife.

Hand me the licorice twist.

I knew you could survive.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Whoop-whoop.

You should find your mother.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I have lost the will to live.

You angel!

We need to play.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to stop following me.

You broke it.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

This is the right time to be happy.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Take this and pray.

It's not yours.

You are so kind to me.

Leave it outside.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I'm a ghost.

I want you to kill me.

Just try not to cry

You burned it on purpose.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

We're going to need a poet.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

This looks interesting.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Let's dance

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

This is a stick up.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I never could make up my mind.

Who left a bike in the bedroom?

Falling in love is like opening a door...

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

How dare you look at me!

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

My life is a mystery.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Someone's having a bad day.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to document my trip to France.

Good grief!

A boy needs discipline.

I want that monkey out of my life!

You are a handsome devil.

Can I make a pillow fort?

You devil!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

It's your fault that the dog died.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I'm the best sleuth on this planet

When the bell rings, start crying.

I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?

You want it.

I have to tell you about the wardrobe.

Your ears have turned pink.

I want you to stop looking at me.

We should vote.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Give it here.

I know what happened.

I have the poem.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

You're a god.

You should write to your father.

Sound the alarm!

It's not for sale.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You're going down!

I love winter in America.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Be yourself!

It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Freedom is like an ocean...

Please, wait here.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Take the piano and die.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Reading is all I can manage now.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

I have powers.

I can offer you a good price.

I can offer you a whiskey.

Show me the skateboard.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Today is the day

This looks bad.

We're going to need a rabbi.

Can I make a show?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I never loved you.

A girl needs discipline.

I'll sit on it.

I hate you.

This room is shrinking.

I am outspoken.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Open the window.

I know more than you realise.

We're ghosts.

Take this with water.

You are so good to me.

Did you eat while I was away?

You are a thief.

I feel strong.

Get ready to laugh.

I knew you could live like this.

Good night!

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

You will always need me.

We're weird.

We've only got one life.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to look at me.

You should protect your father.

Who left a croissant in the basement?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I love spring in China.

You never do what I want.

Throw it here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

She was unconscious when I found her.

No one can ever know the truth.

I've reported it to the President.

You're never going to get away with this!

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

There's one born every minute.

It's time to go to bed.

I'm the greatest teacher on this planet

I can offer you a sandwich.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You're going to need a cheesemaker.

Take the money and leave.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I see you for who you are.

A girl needs boundaries.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This is crazy

My life is over.

Can I make breakfast?

Someone's watching us.

Be careful!

We're magnificent.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't wait to be asked.

I'll wait here.

Did you get lucky just now?

I feel terrified.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I want you to be independent.

We're the same person.

I could never despise you.

I am going to the party.

Dancing is good for the soul.

We need to make better decisions.

You found it.

It was your fault that the cat died.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'm trying to save you.

It's not ready.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Hey, watch me dance.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's giving me an error message.

I want you to stop me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I knew you could turn things around.

I love summer in France.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Who left a dolphin in the library?

You should think about this.

Throw me the teddy bear.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.

Put it here.

I want you to stop loving me.

You are so mean to me.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I volunteer to go!

I am dutiful.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want to tell you about Monday.

Open your heart.

You never have time for me.

Just be yourself

I have 20-20 vision.

You should write to your mother.

It's time to brush your teeth.

We're insignificant.

Someone's locked the door.

I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

This looks peculiar.

Can I make sense?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I never really lived.

Dating is like drinking a bottle of beer...

We're going to need a knife.

You're going to pay!

I want you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I know math.

I can offer you a hot dog.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Get ready for this.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

It's giving me grief.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I feel dejected.

Leave it here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You are my father.

You're a ghost.

Good luck!

Stop, in the name of love.

You will always hate me.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Who left a croissant in the sauna?

I'm the greatest butcher on this planet

It's your fault that the crops died.

It's not dead.

I want that fly out of my life!

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You should ask your father.

Please, listen to me.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I have faith.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Sorrow is like a canvas...

You are perplexed.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Leave it until morning.

I am going to Easter.

Did you eat just now?

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to help me.

Someone's listening.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Dare to dream

The first thing to consider is the cost.

We're alone in the universe.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I see you let yourself in.

My life matters.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Your cheeks have turned grey.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I love winter in England.

I volunteer to eat it!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I feel lonely.

You are an inspiration.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You will always love me.

Who left a diet Pepsi in the classroom?

Plug it in here.

You are my teacher.

I knew you could open it.

You should quit.

When the door opens, start crying.

I want that octopus out of my car!

I want you to be whimsical.

Did you fart yesterday?

I need to tell you about the water.

You are selfish.

I am going to the wedding.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

It's not easy.

Please, stop doing that.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Someone's coming this way.

It's going to be okay

You can have it.

Let's eat

You monster!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Accidents will happen.

I see you came prepared.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

This looks odd.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Get ready to dance.

Give me the pickle.

Your ears have turned stripey.

Your face has turned black.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I can offer you a beer.

I want you to document my trip to America.

We need to open it.

You are not my son.

I'm the best soldier who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I feel nervous.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Did you eat at work?

I never hurt anybody.

I have to tell you about the lounge room.

Forgiveness is like a multi-choice quiz...

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I can offer you a job.

I want you to be alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.

I want that kitten out of my life!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I love winter in Ireland.

Please, tell me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're going to need a shovel.

Show me the kite.

Can I make it better?

You can't judge a book by its cover.

You love me.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I see you have done this before.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Time to shine

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I have the knife.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Let's play

I want to tell you about the funeral.

You are not my conscience.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Am I under arrest, or not?

My life is cursed.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Running for office is like going to the fair...

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'm the best priest on this planet

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I knew you could fix it.

I've reported it to the press.

I will always despise you.

I want you to stop smelling me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I love fall in Antarctica.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

We should hide.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

We're cursed.

I need to tell you about the attic.

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Let's watch TV!

Your lips have turned brown.

Dammit, who left a merlot in the basement?

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

You're coming with me!

Can I make believe?

Show me the bike.

You could never fascinate me.

I am devious.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

You can do this

Please, sit down.

Good morning!

This room is bugged.

I feel outrageous.

It's giving me a headache.

Your face has turned grey.

Why do you love me, so much?

We're gods.

Get ready, or get out.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

We've only got one bullet.

When the door opens, hide.

Love is like a picnic at the beach...

I'm trying to believe you.

I'm going to need a doctor.

I want you to be sulky.

I want that llama out of my room!

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You never call me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an antique dealer.

I'll keep guard.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You lost it.

This looks nice.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I have time.

I heard a voice coming from the stable.

I am going to the funeral.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

I want you to listen to me.

Who left a doll in the walk-in freezer?

Don't get too close.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I can offer you an icecream.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

You're going to need a spoon.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You're no good.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Take this for luck.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I've reported it to the police.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

We need to close it.

You're crazy!

I'm the worst criminal on this planet

No one can ever know how we did it.

I will always want you.

A boy needs boundaries.

I want that goose out of my room!

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I see you know what to do.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

It's your fault that the train was late.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

We've only got one option.

I can't find my car anywhere.

You are so nice to me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to kiss me.

This room is unstable.

I want you to be fascinated.

You never take me seriously.

Am I dead, or not?

It's not mine.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I have to tell you about the candy-bar.

I heard a sound coming from the classroom.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We are fortunate.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I love fall in America.

I'm the worst chauffeur who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can offer you a lemonade.

This is a fine ship

Forgiveness is like a guitar...

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

We're special.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Take the piano and leave.

Hand me the skateboard.

I want that whale out of my house!

I want you to stop questioning me.

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