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You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a candlemaker.

Haste makes waste.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Freedom is like a bar of soap...

Good morning!

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm a ghost.

I'm trying to save you.

I have 20-20 vision.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Please, stop crying.

When the party starts, start crying.

I feel decadent.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Did you fart yesterday?

Your tongue has turned orange.

Having a child is like opening a window...

I bet you know why I'm alone.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Open the bottle.

My love, it's so expensive.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Don't ask any questions.

We're ghosts.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Give it here.

You are so good to me.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I want you to stop tricking me.

This room is haunted.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Get ready to run.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I know the future.

We should hide.

Take the money and leave.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

You need me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Let's drink

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

I never could make up my mind.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.

You never do what I want.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's not working.

Can I make trouble?

Sorry, I have to take this.

Be safe!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You are my daughter.

I want you.

I'm the greatest interior designer who ever lived.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Ha-cha-cha.

I am neglectful.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

He was unconscious when I found him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a coroner.

How dare you smile at me!

I need to tell you about the basement.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I have money.

I volunteer to eat it!

Did you fart today?

I feel curious.

You are a hero.

You are not my father.

We need to unite.

I'll listen.

A boy needs love.

I have the card.

This looks nice.

You know it.

This room is bugged.

Just be yourself

I want you to be big-thinking.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I want you to hold me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Why do you love me, so much?

Someone's locked the door.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I love autumn in China.

This is a stick up.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Drop it here.

My life is over.

This is the right time to be angry.

Take the drink and die.

Open the curtains.

I'm the best photographer who ever lived.

I'm going to need a knife.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

It's not appropriate.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You are so kind to me.

I see you have done this before.

You never sing anymore.

I'll keep guard.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Who left a cat in the attic?

Give me the fishcake.

Hey, watch me smile.

I feel dejected.

Can I make connections?

This looks suspicious.

Be yourself!

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

I need you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We need to stay.

We're going to need a model.

Please, stand.

I can offer you a good price.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I'm insignificant.

You're a ghost.

I want that duck out of my car!

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

You should make peace with your mother.

You are a liar.

It's time to pack your bags.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Make haste slowly.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Leave it to the professionals.

Good luck!

This is a fine mess

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I am going to the wedding.

Take this with you.

Your nose has turned blue.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I have the knife.

A boy needs his father.

I'm the best hunter who ever lived.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

No one can ever know the truth.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Delivery!

It's giving me a headache.

I'll open it.

We're the same person.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You will always need me.

You're going to pay!

I love spring in India.

I can offer you a cocktail.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I've reported it to the President.

Please, don't touch that.

You broke it.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You never smile.

It's not the right size.

You're no good.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I want you to cook for me.

Open the window.

My life matters.

You are my favourite.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Darling, it's so juicy.

This looks great.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I know who you are.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I have the poem.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

Get ready to dance.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Take this and pray.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I heard a sound coming from the armory.

Show me the saw.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're a god.

Don't get too close.

I can offer you a job.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Tomorrow never comes.

A boy needs confidence.

Hey, watch me move.

We should start a business.

I love winter in England.

Let's get it

I volunteer to go!

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

Okay, who left a fishcake in the garage?

No one can ever know that I was here.

Leave it outside.

This room is shrinking.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are a twit.

I want you to stop following me.

You're going down!

You need it.

You should protect your father.

I want that pony out of my life!

I'll watch.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Sound the alarm!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This looks wrong.

Can I make wine?

It's giving me an error message.

I have the need, the need for speed.

My life is cursed.

I want you to be impatient.

I'm trying to understand.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I never wanted to die.

We need to stop.

I am cerebral.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I feel selfish.

Take the piano and die.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You should ask for more money.

You are not my daughter.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this with water.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Someone's in here.

I see you smiling.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Different strokes for different folks.

You're insignificant.

Don't fool around.

I want you to listen to me.

I will always need you.

You deserve this

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

I need to tell you about the ghost.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You should disown your mother.

Please, lie down.

I heard a voice coming from the library.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I have a secret.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You can have it.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

You're going to need a court jester.

I want you to be forgetful.

Can I make an igloo?

I never listened.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Your eyes have turned blue.

Did you fart just now?

I feel frustrated.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Stop, in the name of the law.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want to tell you about Monday.

It was my fault that the dog died.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You devil!

Let's eat

You are an artist.

I should vote.

This is a day to remember

I have the letter.

My life means nothing.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Show me the chicken wing.

How dare you laugh at me!

I am going to the funeral.

Plug it in here.

I heard laughter coming from the classroom.

We're gods.

You should disown your father.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Get ready for this.

Who left a hammer in the barn?

I'm the worst hunter who ever lived.

It's not dead.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

You are my mother.

Can I make a contribution?

We've only got one bullet.

I'm trying to leave.

I could never need you.

You are so nice to me.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a biologist.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Dating is like eating toast...

Take the money and go.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I'm cursed.

You're under arrest!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Hate is like a violin...

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Please, give up while you can.

Did you fart this morning?

You found it.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We need to fight.

I never loved you.

We are grieved.

You should start a business.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I knew you could survive.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I'm the best police officer who ever lived.

You will always want me.

Nothing succeeds like success.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

I want you to stop me.

I want that camel out of my life!

This room is unstable.

You're lucky.

Leave it here.

Falling in love is like writing a memo...

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I have to tell you about the stable.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I volunteer myself!

You are so mean to me.

Your lips have turned red.

I will always want you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's not heavy.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

We need to break up.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

This is the right time to be afraid.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Am I dead, or not?

Throw it here.

Please, don't drink that.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

We should vote.

I see you know what to do.

I can offer you a milkshake.

Get ready, or get out.

You burned it on purpose.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

We're going to need a hammer.

You are my love.

We've only got one option.

Can I make bubbles?

Dammit, who left a spatula in the wardrobe?

When I was little, I wanted to be a goatherd.

You are not my conscience.

You should make peace with your father.

I feel sore.

Good grief!

I'm going to need a biologist.

You want me.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I've reported it to the press.

Did you fart at work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

A boy needs discipline.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This is a fine ship

It's not safe.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Be careful!

Just try not to cry

Give me the shovel.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

How much luck do you have?

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I heard laughter coming from the control room.

We need to close it.

I love fall in England.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I need to tell you about the party.

I'm the best nanny who ever lived.

It was your fault that the party was cancelled.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You never call me.

Let's watch the game

If you don't want it, put it back.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Open the door.

You angel!

We've only got one life.

Who left a goat in the office?

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You made me cry on purpose.

I have the time.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I never killed anyone.

Dare to dream

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

You despise me.

Take this for luck.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

You are an idiot.

I want that kangaroo out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

We need to make a plan.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Whoop-whoop.

I have needs.

I can't find my wine anywhere.

Can I make art?

I want you to stop smelling me.

I love winter in France.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I could never hate you.

Did you eat while I was away?

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You never listen.

We're lucky.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I can offer you a burger.

I'm the worst electrician on this planet

Your ears have turned stripey.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

You are unbelieving.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We're going to need a private detective.

I know more than you realise.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I'm going to need a fork.

I want that tortoise out of my house!

Your tongue has turned purple.

Take the piano and leave.

I have to tell you about Monday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

I want you to be indifferent.

Open sesame.

You could never despise me.

I never felt so alone.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

The first thing to consider is safety.

My life is a mystery.

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