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I bet you know why I'm happy.

When the lights go out, start singing.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

My life means nothing.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Who left a bratwurst in the garage?

Take the drink and die.

You never take me seriously.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

You are my sunshine.

No one can ever know the truth.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Hey, watch me move.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

My love, it's alive.

We are pretentious.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I see you smiling.

We're going to need a bricklayer.

I'm going to need a saw.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

You're really something!

I never really lived.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

Open your heart.

We've only got one chance.

No news is good news.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

You could never despise me.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Why do you love me, so much?

Someone's coming this way.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.

You monster!

You deserve this

We need to fight.

I love fall in Spain.

We're crazy.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is a day to remember

I want you to hold me.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I've reported it to the President.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I know the future.

You are not my mother.

Sound the alarm!

Did you get lucky just now?

I'm a ghost.

I feel sad.

I want you to be cute.

I'll listen.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I have money.

Can I make out?

Leave it alone.

Your eyes have turned red.

Please, tell me.

This room is unstable.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

We're the same person.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I see you every day.

Your face has turned spotted.

Okay, who left a skateboard in the control room?

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

I knew you could see it through.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

You should disown your mother.

It's not going to fit.

Delivery!

Leave it here.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

This looks peculiar.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

My life is cursed.

How much money do you have?

Take the drink and go.

We've only got one life.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You made me cry on purpose.

There's no smoke without fire.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Stop, in the name of love.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I'm trying to save you.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I am going to the funeral.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Throw me the kebab.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Be safe!

I want you to kill me.

You are a hero.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We need to stop.

I never could make up my mind.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to be intelligent.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Can I make a plan?

You're insignificant.

You devil!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Get ready to laugh.

I've reported it to the press.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are scared.

You never say what you're thinking.

I feel frustrated.

I love winter in Ireland.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's not for sale.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You despise me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Someone's watching us.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Did you fart just now?

Hey, watch me dance.

Leave it until morning.

Today is the day

Your face has turned purple.

I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I am going to Easter.

Dammit, who left an umbrella in the office?

Open it here.

I know what happened.

It's giving me grief.

You dropped it.

It was your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

Give me the spoon.

I should ask for more money.

Please, stop smoking.

I'm the worst messenger who ever lived.

Misery loves company.

This room is haunted.

I want that moose out of my house!

We're ghosts.

I need to tell you about the chicken wing.

I volunteer myself!

This looks edible.

I want you to betray me.

I want you to be irritable.

I have a secret.

Get ready for this.

Can I make peace?

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Let's get it

When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Be careful!

When the door opens, start singing.

I never wanted this.

This is a fine mess

You should ask your father.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's not dead.

We're weird.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I can offer you a bagel.

I can offer you a good price.

I love summer in Brazil.

I will always want you.

You're a god.

She was unconscious when I found her.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Good luck!

A boy needs his father.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I'll be here, if you need me.

My love, it's so juicy.

You are so good to me.

Don't just stand there.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

My life is over.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I am unsure.

We need to make a plan.

You love me.

You're going to pay!

I'm going to need a hairdresser.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I am going to the grand opening.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Take this and pray.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want you to inspire me.

It's giving me a headache.

You are a twit.

I know who you are.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I feel bitter.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I volunteer to go!

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I have the gun.

You broke it.

I could never hate you.

I'm crazy.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You can do this

I have lost the will to live.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Get ready to die.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Take the piano and die.

I can offer you a job.

Good night!

How dare you laugh at me!

Leave it to the professionals.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

A boy needs a job.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

My life is a mystery.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

You will always despise me.

This is a fine ship

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You should listen to your father.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.

Your nose has turned red.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Take this with you.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Freedom is like a lake...

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Whoop-whoop.

Let's play

This looks odd.

I never loved you.

I knew you could turn things around.

Who left a screwdriver in the studio?

I want you to clean up after me.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

We're going to need a stonecutter.

You are so mean to me.

It's time to make lunch.

You're going down!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I need to tell you about the nymph.

I feel creative.

We've only got one hope.

We are inflamed.

Please, stop doing that.

You're alone in the universe.

You're going to need a fork.

Open the bottle.

Be better!

Good morning!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

We need to open it.

I have the card.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I see you let yourself in.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

No one can ever know what we did.

I love autumn in Australia.

You are an idiot.

Every picture tells a story.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I'm a god.

This is a stick up.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I can offer you a Powerade.

A girl needs her mother.

I could never want you.

I am going to the wedding.

Can I make love?

Did you get lucky this morning?

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

This is the right time to be alone.

I want you to kiss me.

You found it.

Running for office is like eating bread...

I am reliable.

Let's go

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Alright, who left a deer in the lounge room?

Poverty is like a camera...

I'm trying to open it.

We're going to need a chief of police.

You're crazy!

Don't wait to be asked.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You never listen.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

We've only got one bullet.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have to tell you about the the pyramids.

I have the letter.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

How dare you smile at me!

I love winter in Spain.

I never listened.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Your nose has turned grey.

Please, stop crying.

I want you to stop following me.

You are an artist.

I'm the worst jockey who ever lived.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

You angel!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I see you came prepared.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're weird.

This room is bugged.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Someone's locked the door.

You fascinate me.

Can I make it happen?

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

A girl needs a job.

We're gods.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

We need to order pizza.

I am energetic.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I want you to document my trip to France.

I could never love you.

I want that rat out of my room!

I knew you could open it.

I want you to love me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I am going to Christmas.

It's not yours.

You're a ghost.

I have the need, the need for speed.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Take the money and go.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I feel desperate.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

Darling, it's alive.

I have to tell you about the whiskey.

Take this for luck.

I'm going to need a detective.

Your nose has turned orange.

I love summer in China.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Can I make progress?

I'm weird.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Your lips have turned green.

You are so nice to me.

Get ready to run.

You are my father.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

We're going to need a spoon.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm the best swimming coach on this planet

I'll open it.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

It's almost over

I want you to be fanatical.

I see you are thinking.

Who left a kangaroo in the guest room?

I am paranoid.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Am I dead, or not?

I will always love you.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I love spring in India.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Did you eat while I was away?

You're coming with me!

You want me.

A boy needs money.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Please, don't move.

It was my fault that the show was ruined.

I can't find my 7-up anywhere.

Give it here.

We need to stay.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Your tongue has turned black.

Can I make it up?

I want that puppy out of my car!

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your father, not now.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Good grief!

You should disown your father.

I'm no good.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

You are not my type.

You are my inspiration.

Who left an umbrella in the bathroom?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

We're going to need a scientist.

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I feel anxious.

I have to tell you about the zombie.

I'm the greatest priest on this planet

I want you to stop me.

Hand me the ball.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I am irrational.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Just try not to cry

You hate me.

Please, don't take that.

Be yourself!

Open the door.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

It's not heavy.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I see you have done this before.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You burned it on purpose.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Don't fool around.

Like father, like son.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Your lips have turned orange.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

My love, it's dead.

Leave it outside.

I can't find my espresso anywhere.

You're going to need a rat catcher.

Get ready to dance.

Take this with water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I'm the only navigator who ever lived.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.

I can offer you a lemonade.

You are a godsend.

Your face has turned black.

You should vote.

How dare you look at me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.

Someone's listening.

I feel hurt.

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