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You're a god.
We're going to need a chef.
I feel ticklish.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Leave it until morning.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I see you have done this before.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I am principled.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
It's not open.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
We're the same person.
Drop it here.
A girl needs discipline.
I've reported it to the President.
Did you get lucky last night?
I want you to listen to me.
This looks edible.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to be grim.
I'm the worst assassin on this planet
Someone's locked the door.
You should listen to your mother.
My life is cursed.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I have powers.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You're going to pay!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You monster!
I know what to do.
You are so kind to me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Let's go
Please, give me that.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
How dare you look at me!
Reading is good for the soul.
You are my only hope.
I have the poem.
I am going to the party.
This room is haunted.
You're weird.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
This is a fine mess
I love winter in Japan.
You are an inspiration.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You deserve this
Don't upset your boss, not now.
We need to fight.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Take this and pray.
Alright, who left a wrench in the basement?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Hand me the bratwurst.
I heard a howl coming from the living room.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
Happiness is like a forest...
Plug it in here.
I'm going to need a saw.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I will always want you.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
We're going to need a lawyer.
I want you to be hurried.
We should quit.
You never say what you're thinking.
Can I make a comeback?
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're ghosts.
Good grief!
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This looks wrong.
You burned it on purpose.
I'm the only yodeler on this planet
Let's dance
I never could make up my mind.
A boy needs love.
My life means nothing.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You're going down!
I want that rat out of my room!
It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.
You are a thief.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
We need to make out.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I see you are thinking.
Hey, watch me leave.
Am I dead, or not?
You should call your father.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to stop following me.
I'll keep guard.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Your eyes have turned purple.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I feel relaxed.
Please, listen to me.
I am going to Easter.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I am festive.
I love spring in India.
We're weird.
Whoop-whoop.
I want to tell you about the impersonator.
Open it here.
Don't fool around.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I love you.
You could never love me.
Take this for luck.
Delivery!
You are not my daughter.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
This is crazy
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Stop, in the name of love.
You're crazy!
Darling, it's beautiful.
I want you to be objective.
You are so nice to me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Good luck!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Can I make peace?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
A boy needs his space.
When I was little, I wanted to be a rat catcher.
You devil!
This is a stick up.
I'm trying to believe you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
This room is unstable.
Open the bottle.
I should vote.
Let's eat
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.
Leave it alone.
Give me the fork.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's time to brush your teeth.
I can offer you a margarita.
I am going to the grand opening.
I feel terrified.
It's giving me hope.
Please, come closer.
I want you to inspire me.
You never smile.
You're going to need a wrench.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are a godsend.
I'm a god.
Today is the day
I knew you could fix it.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
Did you eat last night?
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Don't upset your father, not now.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want to tell you about the judge.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
It's not alive.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Who left a knife in the basement?
I'm weird.
I know more than you realise.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I never wanted this.
Hey, watch me dance.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
No one can ever know what we did.
I see you every day.
Get ready for this.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You could never need me.
I want that ant out of my car!
Someone's coming this way.
Can I make an impression?
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I will always love you.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
You are an idiot.
I'm going to need a gravedigger.
You are so mean to me.
I can offer you a Fanta.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Sound the alarm!
It's giving me a headache.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take the money and die.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
You can't have it.
Be careful!
I volunteer myself!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
We're gods.
Take this with water.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm the worst physicist who ever lived.
I want you to be sweaty.
You are my favourite.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
This room is shrinking.
I love fall in Ireland.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
It's time to make lunch.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I know what happened.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Who left an apple in the laundry?
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I'm going to need a security guard.
My life is over.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I knew you could make up your mind.
I have to tell you about Easter.
You never sing anymore.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
Dating is like opening a gate...
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I've reported it to the press.
We need to make better decisions.
I am going to the wedding.
Get ready to run.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want that penguin out of my car!
I want to tell you about the god.
I'm insignificant.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Wisdom is like a beautiful song...
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I never killed anyone.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I can offer you an ale.
Let's play
I'll listen.
This is a fine ship
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Hey, watch me smile.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I will always despise you.
We've only got one life.
You won't find it.
Take the money and leave.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
My life is a mystery.
You are not my father.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
I'm the best private detective who ever lived.
My love, it's so shiny.
Your eyes have turned pink.
I have time.
I love summer in England.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I volunteer as tribute!
Who left a hot chocolate in the outhouse?
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
A girl needs boundaries.
You need me.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's not right.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're going to need a cheesemaker.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I want to tell you about the the windmill.
We're magnificent.
This looks familiar.
You should disown your father.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Leave it here.
How dare you smile at me!
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's time to go to bed.
Someone's listening.
Give me the can opener.
I see you let yourself in.
This room is bugged.
Can I make a plan?
I'm trying to understand.
I never felt so alone.
We need to help each other.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to love me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
We're going to need a fork.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I have the knife.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
We should pay the bill.
Dying is like opening a window...
Share and share alike.
I want that fish out of my room!
You're amazing!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can offer you a cracker.
Why do you love me, so much?
I feel old.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
You are a handsome devil.
I know where you were.
Your eyes have turned red.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You never call me.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have money.
How dare you laugh at me!
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one option.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Someone's in here.
Who left a hammer in the kitchen?
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Give me the ukulele.
You're going to need an impersonator.
I want you to be sarcastic.
Good night!
I could never need you.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You should write to your father.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You made me cry on purpose.
This looks bad.
Open sesame.
When I was little, I wanted to be a candlemaker.
I'm cursed.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Did you eat today?
I should think about this.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
I want you to clean up after me.
This is the worst time to be angry.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I know who you are.
I can offer you a good price.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Your face has turned white.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Live and let live.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
Whatever happens, don't panic
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're going to need a can opener.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I'm the only ninja on this planet
I'll watch.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Can I make a pillow fort?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You will always fascinate me.
Hand me the skateboard.
You can have it.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to be moralistic.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
We need to open it.
It's not heavy.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
You should make peace with your mother.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I love fall in England.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Pearls of wisdom.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to kiss me.
This looks suspicious.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Put it here.
A boy needs discipline.
I want that tiger out of my car!
If you're done, we'll get started.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I see you for who you are.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
Can I make informed decisions?
We're insignificant.
We're going to need a builder.
I hate you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I have the time.
I never gave up hope.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want to tell you about the troll.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
This is the right time to be here.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I want you to be charmless.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Who left a doll in the living room?
Your nose has turned yellow.
How much time do you have?
I feel lousy.
I'm a ghost.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Take the piano and die.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I can offer you a coffee.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I'm the best chief of police who ever lived.
I am selfish.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
A girl needs love.
I want you to hold me.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I know math.
We need to go.
I am going to the funeral.
I have the need, the need for speed.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You never listen.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Your ears have turned white.
We're crazy.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I love winter in Canada.
You should ask your mother.
Let well alone.
I feel weird.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Get ready, or get out.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ditch digger.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Give me the hammer.
Take the drink and go.
Can I make a list?
I volunteer to go!
This is the worst time to be alone.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
You are not my type.
This looks odd.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
It's giving me an error message.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Your face has turned blue.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm the greatest impersonator on this planet
I want you.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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