The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Dialogue (x 500)
Having a child is like doing the shopping...
No one can ever know that I was here.
My life is cursed.
I want you to love me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I volunteer to eat it!
Hey, watch me smile.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'll get it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I knew you could open it.
I'm the worst torturer on this planet
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
It's not right.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Put it here.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You monster!
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You're really something!
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Can I make pizza?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I want to tell you about the ale.
This looks edible.
Your eyes have turned red.
I hate you.
Let's play
You never have time for me.
Be yourself!
You're a god.
I feel glamorous.
I want you to be crass.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Your nose has turned spotted.
You are not my son.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You will always despise me.
Leave it until morning.
I never could make up my mind.
You should protect your father.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Sound the alarm!
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Someone's in here.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I know what happened.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to help me.
We're cursed.
I see you are thinking.
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
You are an inspiration.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You should ask for more money.
Hey, watch me leave.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
My love, it's so expensive.
You are so kind to me.
Open the window.
I want you to stop loving me.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This is a fine mess
We're ghosts.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Your lips have turned stripey.
Please, don't drink that.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Who left a pickle in the waiting room?
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Show me the banana.
I want that pig out of my house!
I volunteer to go!
It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'll help.
You are my mother.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's not mine.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Am I under arrest, or not?
I never loved you.
Leave it here.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I'm a god.
Get ready to die.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
We're going to need an antique dealer.
I could never need you.
I know what to do.
No one can ever know what we did.
Good night!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Take the drink and leave.
Can I make a pillow fort?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I have to tell you about the hotelier.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Just be yourself
It's time to pack your bags.
Your tongue has turned grey.
You're going to need a wrench.
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is a day to remember
I've reported it to the President.
You need it.
I want you to kill me.
We're the same person.
Let's watch TV!
I have faith.
Did you fart at work?
You're amazing!
My life is over.
You are a genius.
I feel ordinary.
Hey, watch me move.
I knew you could turn things around.
You never sing anymore.
I have the gun.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
You burned it on purpose.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
Someone's coming this way.
Pleasure is like a beautiful song...
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I'll open it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Don't get too close.
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
You devil!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Please, don't take that.
You're weird.
How much luck do you have?
Give me the bread-stick.
Why do you hate me, so much?
It's not tight enough.
This room is shrinking.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Be safe!
It's time to make lunch.
You could never hate me.
Can I make it work?
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You are so good to me.
I'm trying to care.
We need to break up.
Delivery!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Alright, who left a doll in the bedroom?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You should disown your father.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You want it.
Leave it to the professionals.
I've reported it to the police.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I am going to the wedding.
I feel embarrassed.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the hole.
A girl needs her grandmother.
You are my inspiration.
Let's drink
I heard a howl coming from the pantry.
Take this with water.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Take the drink and go.
Good morning!
If you're done, we'll get started.
I love autumn in Germany.
Did you get lucky last night?
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
We've only got one of these.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Get ready, or get out.
It's giving me a headache.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
This is a stick up.
I know math.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are dismayed.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Drop it here.
I should start a business.
My life is a mystery.
When the lights go out, hide.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I'm trying to believe you.
I want that puppy out of my life!
Everyone has their price.
This room is unstable.
Someone's having a bad day.
Please, lie down.
I'm going to need a can opener.
This looks peculiar.
I have to tell you about the the palace.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I can offer you a good price.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
I want you to listen to me.
I can't find my punch anywhere.
It's not working.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
No one can ever know the truth.
Take this and pray.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
I'm the best clerk on this planet
I have lost the will to live.
I can offer you a cracker.
You're going down!
I want you to be engrossed.
You should listen to your mother.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Mercy is like a beautiful song...
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I feel relaxed.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You're alone in the universe.
You found it.
You are my sunshine.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
How dare you laugh at me!
Who left a fork in the pantry?
You're going to need a lot of money.
Leave it outside.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to stop lying to me.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Open the door.
Hey, watch me dance.
Get ready to laugh.
You are obnoxious.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want that rat out of my car!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Your ears have turned pink.
You are a godsend.
We're going to need a chief of police.
I want to tell you about the muffin.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You hate me.
We need to open it.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
We should hide.
I love fall in Canada.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Hand me the icecream.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Whoop-whoop.
Take the drink and die.
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
This looks wrong.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
I have 20-20 vision.
Give it here.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of love.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You angel!
I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.
I feel creative.
Let's watch the game
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I have the will.
You're going to pay!
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
It's not heavy.
Your face has turned purple.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
I never listened.
Who left a merlot in the library?
We're weird.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to stop me.
I'm going to need a photographer.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Good luck!
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
You are my father.
I want you to be inquisitive.
You should listen to your father.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You are a twit.
How dare you smile at me!
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Don't ask any questions.
Be better!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I am going to the funeral.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I can offer you a Powerade.
I want that zebra out of my room!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Time to shine
This is the right time to be here.
I love spring in Brazil.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I have needs.
You are outspoken.
It's time to brush your teeth.
My life means nothing.
Open your heart.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You could never love me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Can I make a pie?
A boy needs his space.
When I was little, I wanted to be a guitarist.
I need to tell you about the busker.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I know where you were.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
You are a thief.
This looks odd.
Your ego is like a mountain...
This room is bugged.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
I could never despise you.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You're going to need a shovel.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
You're lucky.
I feel ready.
You know it.
You should go to the police.
I knew you could see it through.
I am going to Christmas.
I heard a noise coming from the guest room.
We need to unite.
Your eyes have turned grey.
Get ready for this.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to be athletic.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Can I make a plan?
This is the worst time to be alone.
You never say what you're thinking.
A girl needs confidence.
It's giving me grief.
This is a fine ship
Plug it in here.
Be careful!
Don't wait to be asked.
You are a liar.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Please, listen to me.
Your nose has turned brown.
I love winter in Ireland.
Hand me the screwdriver.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Why do you love me, so much?
Open the curtains.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
You love me.
Let's eat
I want to tell you about the wardrobe.
Okay, who left a hammer in the attic?
I could never love you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I should vote.
It's not dead.
Leave it alone.
I can offer you a burger.
I am puritanical.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I can't find my goose anywhere.
I want you to betray me.
I want you to be moody.
I'll get ready.
We need to make better decisions.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I'm the greatest spy on this planet
It was my fault that the dog died.
We've only got one chance.
Fears are like spaghetti...
How much money do you have?
I'm going to need a clockmaker.
I want that raccoon out of my car!
Get ready to run.
Take the money and leave.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You never stop to think.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Getting married is like lighting a fire...
A boy needs a job.
Please, give up while you can.
I should ask for more money.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I have to tell you about the giant.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Take this with you.
I've reported it to mother.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Give me the apple.
We need to go.
Why do you tease me, so much?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want you to be curious.
Can I make up a story?
I see you every day.
I have the knife.
I'll watch.
You are not my conscience.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
We've only got one option.
Victory is like a canvas...
I'm going to need a shovel.
You are so nice to me.
You're going to need a burglar.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Good grief!
Your tongue has turned orange.
I'm magnificent.
I want you to look at me.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I heard a sound coming from the conservatory.
You're under arrest!
I can't find my house anywhere.
Let's dance
I know more than you realise.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
I love autumn in France.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
It's your fault that the train was late.
When I was little, I wanted to be a swineherd.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
This is the right time to be happy.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
This looks bad.
I will always love you.
You made me cry on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I need to tell you about the the escape-pod.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
A boy needs his grandmother.
Please, stay where you are.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.