The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Am I dead, or not?

You could never need me.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Sorry, I have to take this.

We're lucky.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

You are so kind to me.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I have the time.

No one can ever know what we did.

Be safe!

Stupid is as stupid does.

We're the same person.

Sound the alarm!

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Why do you love me, so much?

I've reported it to the police.

Hand me the bike.

Hey, watch me move.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I knew you could turn things around.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Can I make friends?

Let's drink

I want you to betray me.

I am going to Christmas.

I'm the greatest priest who ever lived.

I love summer in America.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'm a god.

A girl needs her father.

How dare you laugh at me!

You dropped it.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to stop following me.

I can offer you a banana.

Your eyes have turned grey.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I see you let yourself in.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

You are a liar.

Don't fool around.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I want you to be winning.

You devil!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Reading is all I can manage now.

This is a fine mess

If you're done, we'll get started.

When the door opens, start crying.

I have lost the will to live.

This room is bugged.

We need to make better decisions.

Take this with water.

I have the card.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the right time to be happy.

It's better to give than to receive.

Leave it until morning.

My life means nothing.

I'm crazy.

Be careful!

You're coming with me!

I can offer you a job.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We're gods.

It's giving me grief.

Someone's listening.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You're going to need a private detective.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

It's not mine.

I know what happened.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Hey, watch me smile.

This looks nice.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Can I make the world better?

I want you to marry me.

You are my inspiration.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I volunteer myself!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

A girl needs her own room.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

She was unconscious when I found her.

My love, it's beautiful.

I love winter in Australia.

I need to tell you about Friday.

You are so mean to me.

Pride is like a party...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Take this and pray.

Eating is good for the soul.

How dare you smile at me!

Don't get too close.

Plug it in here.

Alright, who left a wolf in the laundry?

Show me the ball.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

I want that tortoise out of my life!

You are not my son.

You should make peace with your mother.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Your lips have turned red.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I see you have done this before.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You're going to need a sniper.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

When the party starts, remain calm.

It's time to pack your bags.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Please, don't take that.

Someone's having a bad day.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I'm insignificant.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You never have time for me.

Let's eat

I'm the greatest shoemaker on this planet

I should quit.

I feel excited.

I never gave up hope.

I want you to listen to me.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Take the piano and go.

My life is cursed.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I will always need you.

I want you to stop questioning me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

My love, it's delicious.

You're crazy!

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Good luck!

I'm trying to believe you.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'll help.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

How dare you look at me!

Get ready to laugh.

We need to play.

This is a fine ship

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Can I make a plan?

Running for office is like eating a sandwich...

I want that zebra out of my room!

You're a ghost.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I can offer you a cracker.

I've reported it to the press.

Drop it here.

We're ghosts.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

This looks suspicious.

I feel determined.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I knew you could survive.

I want you to inspire me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

You're going to need a shovel.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm weird.

We've only got one option.

I want you to be egocentric.

I have the will.

Dammit, who left a daiquiri in the outhouse?

It's not easy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a librarian.

I need to tell you about the party.

You are so good to me.

I never listened.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I am prim.

You're under arrest!

Seize the day.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You should disown your father.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

We're going to need a beggar.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Hey, watch me dance.

I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I could never despise you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of the law.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a bagel.

You are not my conscience.

You can do this

Did you get lucky today?

Find some proof that he tricked you.

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I have to tell you about the gnome.

Throw me the kite.

Take the piano and die.

Can I make a cake?

I'm going to need a knife.

This is a day to remember

You made me cry on purpose.

Take this with you.

I volunteer as tribute!

I feel pathetic.

I never killed anyone.

Your ears have turned purple.

I'm the only chauffeur who ever lived.

We've only got one bullet.

You know it.

I want you to look at me.

Dammit, who left a hammer in the wardrobe?

I have the poem.

You are my son.

I want you to be perfectionist.

You are a thief.

Let's watch the game

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

It's not alive.

We're going to need a sleuth.

Good night!

It's time to go to bed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We're cursed.

I want to tell you about Easter.

My love, it's so shiny.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I should ask for more money.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Leave it here.

I can offer you a smoothie.

Get ready, or get out.

We need to break up.

This looks edible.

Give me the spoon.

I knew you could see it through.

You could never love me.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I am going to the party.

I know more than you realise.

Your tongue has turned brown.

You monster!

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I want you to clean up after me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I have the scroll.

You're a god.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

I love you.

Dammit, who left a Jack Daniels in the cell?

Don't wait to be asked.

Take this for luck.

I have 20-20 vision.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

You're going to need a lot of help.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Please, sit down.

Leave it outside.

It's giving me hope.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

Can I make progress?

Patience is a virtue

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I'm trying to open it.

I'm the worst physician on this planet

You won't find it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.

You are an idiot.

I never hurt anybody.

We're going to need a florist.

You're weird.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Get ready for this.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to read to me.

It's time to go.

I want that hippopotamus out of my car!

You should call your mother.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

No one can ever know the truth.

Hand me the ukulele.

You are my favourite.

I see you are thinking.

Did you eat while I was away?

When the bell rings, start crying.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Learning is like gardening...

I volunteer to go!

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

I am going to the funeral.

Leave it to the professionals.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

It's not yours.

Who left a sandwich in the guest room?

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I can offer you a Bud Light.

This looks peculiar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Be better!

You should hide.

Romance is like a movie...

You want me.

This room is unstable.

A boy needs his own room.

You broke it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

We need to open it.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Am I coming with you, or not?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Please, tell me.

I hate you.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I have the knife.

I am noncommittal.

You're going to need an actor.

All that glitters is not gold.

Darling, it's so expensive.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You should protect your mother.

I'll open it.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You're magnificent.

My life is a mystery.

Show me the spring-roll.

You are not my mother.

I'm a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.

It's now or never

I never wanted this.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

This looks great.

Be yourself!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Take the money and die.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm the only flight attendant on this planet

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This room is haunted.

You can have it.

I heard a sound coming from the wine cellar.

You could never hate me.

Your nose has turned yellow.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Get ready to dance.

We are formal.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I know who you are.

I feel daring.

You are a hero.

Delivery!

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I'm trying to understand.

Who left a guitar in the office?

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I want that dolphin out of my car!

It's not dead.

Give me the fishcake.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

We need to stop.

Please, stay where you are.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Dare to dream

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

This looks odd.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You're going to need a hammer.

You're going to need a matador.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I want you to hold me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I could never need you.

Take the drink and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I love spring in France.

I'm alone in the universe.

I can offer you a muffin.

I feel clumsy.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I knew you could open it.

You should call your father.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

I'll watch.

You need it.

Can I make a deal?

We've only got one of these.

Throw me the spring-roll.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Please, be careful.

No one can ever know that I was here.

My love, it's dead.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I never wanted to die.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

You are painstaking.

Don't just stand there.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

I'm going to need a biologist.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I feel certain.

This is a stick up.

You are an inspiration.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make an impression?

I could never love you.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I love summer in China.

Leave it alone.

We need to go.

You're going to pay!

I want you to be distracted.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You should listen to your mother.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I'm trying to care.

I heard a sound coming from the control room.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want that goose out of my car!

Please, look at me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I'll get it.

I'm special.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

A girl needs boundaries.

Who left a spatula in the laundry?

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You never call me.

Don't ask any questions.

You are extreme.

I know where you were.

I never felt so alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

When the party starts, hide.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Open it here.

Good morning!