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Who left a dolphin in the closet?
My life means nothing.
I am going to the grand opening.
I feel disgusting.
I'm the best chemist who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I volunteer to go!
It's giving me a headache.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
You are a hero.
Take this with you.
Good luck!
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You monster!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I want you to read to me.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I could never want you.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Time to shine
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
I want you to be responsive.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Please, stay where you are.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You are my love.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'm a ghost.
You are affectionate.
This room is bugged.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I heard a howl coming from the garage.
Leave it here.
We should quit.
I want that kitten out of my room!
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
Let's play
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I have 20-20 vision.
When the lights go out, start crying.
I have to tell you about the teacher.
You are so mean to me.
We're ghosts.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You should make peace with your mother.
I'm no good.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Open the window.
Death is like a camera...
I want you to stop following me.
I feel hopeful.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You broke the vase on purpose.
A girl needs money.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I'm going to need a truck driver.
This is a fine mess
I never listened.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I'll wait here.
I've reported it to the press.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Can I make room?
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I am going to the wedding.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This looks edible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Leave it to the professionals.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You are my reason for living.
I want you to be delicate.
I have the time.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Be yourself!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This room is haunted.
Take the drink and leave.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
She was unconscious when I found her.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I can offer you a sandwich.
We need to close it.
You are a godsend.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.
I see you let yourself in.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
I heard laughter coming from the corridor.
You love me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
We're gods.
I want you.
Someone's coming this way.
It's giving me an error message.
You're going to pay!
It's not working.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Open the bottle.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Who left an umbrella in the lounge room?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I know what to do.
Please, sit down.
Plug it in here.
A boy needs love.
You broke it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Get ready to dance.
I'll keep guard.
Sound the alarm!
I have time.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Hope is like a beautiful melody...
We're magnificent.
I want that puppy out of my room!
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Delivery!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
I want you to be persuasive.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I am sadistic.
You never have time for me.
I have to tell you about Monday.
You're a god.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
You're going to need a spoon.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to kill me.
Be careful!
You are so good to me.
Your ears have turned stripey.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I know where you were.
You are not my favourite.
You're going to need a pirate.
It's not appropriate.
You're going down!
Someone's in here.
I can offer you an ale.
This looks familiar.
I love autumn in America.
You should call your father.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's going to be okay
You are a genius.
Take this for luck.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Open the curtains.
Take the piano and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be an architect.
I heard weeping coming from the control room.
I'm the best saxophonist who ever lived.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Let's dance
I will always despise you.
I have the poem.
Your nose has turned purple.
I can't find my lamb anywhere.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
No one can ever know what we did.
You will always love me.
Speak as you find.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I am going to Easter.
Don't just stand there.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Hand me the wrench.
A girl needs her friends.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I should start a business.
This room is unstable.
I am sweaty.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I need to tell you about the model.
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I'm going to need a fork.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
You are so nice to me.
Who left a sandwich in the wardrobe?
You are my only hope.
Take the piano and die.
I know math.
I want you to stop questioning me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You're crazy.
Get ready to run.
I want you to be contradictory.
This looks interesting.
I feel bewildered.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
You want it.
Take this with water.
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
This is a stick up.
I knew you could turn things around.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Give me the shovel.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Whoop-whoop.
Hey, watch me leave.
Don't fool around.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I have the gun.
Your tongue has turned green.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I'll get ready.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Did you fart last night?
Let's drink
You should make peace with your father.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
I'm the only beggar on this planet
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
You are my daughter.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You never stop to think.
We are domineering.
I want that goldfish out of my house!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I'm a god.
We're alone in the universe.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Please, listen to me.
Take this and pray.
I love winter in Japan.
My life is over.
It's not for sale.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Today is the day
We're going to need a spatula.
I'm going to need a veterinarian.
We need to stop.
I will always hate you.
I have to tell you about Easter.
I feel at ease.
Who left a smoothie in the library?
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Ha-cha-cha.
You burned it on purpose.
Show me the kebab.
Take the money and go.
I have powers.
I'll sit on it.
You're really something!
Someone's having a bad day.
Why do you love me, so much?
I am going to Christmas.
Can I make a deal?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I just want a Heineken. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
It was your fault that the label came off.
You angel!
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
You are my son.
This looks peculiar.
Forgiveness is like a forest...
This is the right time to be alone.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Please, stop crying.
We're crazy.
I volunteer to eat it!
I never wanted to die.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
It's time to pack your bags.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel threatened.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We are indifferent.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Who left a seal in the bathroom?
You are a liar.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Your eyes have turned blue.
I'm the greatest composer on this planet
Leave it alone.
You should quit.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I've reported it to mother.
I despise you.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Stupid is as stupid does.
You're never going to get away with this!
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I can offer you a beer.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are so kind to me.
I want that bird out of my car!
No one can ever know that you survived.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Find some proof that they fooled you.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Can I make a cake?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Darling, it's so juicy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.
I want you to love me.
You know it.
You're weird.
You never take me seriously.
This room is shrinking.
You should ask your mother.
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to be important.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
I heard a howl coming from the classroom.
Just try not to cry
You are an idiot.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
It's not mine.
We've only got one hope.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Leave it outside.
I am insensitive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want to tell you about Monday.
I see you smiling.
You will always fascinate me.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I'm the greatest scout who ever lived.
Please, stop laughing.
Your face has turned orange.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Put it here.
I want that crab out of my life!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Can I make love?
I feel dramatic.
I've reported it to the President.
Laughing is good for the soul.
We need to unite.
I could never hate you.
A girl needs her space.
I'll get it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Did you eat just now?
I want you to be intelligent.
Hey, watch me smile.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I have faith.
I love summer in India.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I never felt so alone.
I want to tell you about the diet Coke.
I see you know what to do.
This looks wrong.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Alright, who left a rat in the guest room?
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
Just breathe
I knew you could make up your mind.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You can have it.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Your lips have turned red.
It's giving me hope.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You're going to need a dictator.
Take the money and leave.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Get ready to laugh.
Can I make a yurt?
You want me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It's not safe.
You're lucky.
This is the right time to be amused.
You never sing anymore.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
We're the same person.
You're crazy!
We've only got one of these.
Someone's listening.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
This is a day to remember
Gardening is good for the soul.
Drop it here.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I see you for who you are.
Your tongue has turned brown.
I volunteer as tribute!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I'm going to need a can opener.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Throw me the ball.
I'm the best juggler on this planet
Leave it until morning.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I know the future.
A girl needs her grandfather.
You can do this
I've reported it to Interpol.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
Don't ask any questions.
I should ask for more money.
It's not yours.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Be safe!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
You need it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want that otter out of my life!
We need to order pizza.
Love is like a good book...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I want you to be earthy.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I feel maternal.
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
You're going to need an animal trainer.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a Jack Daniels.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Okay, who left a wine in the bedroom?
I'm the greatest silversmith on this planet
You should listen to your father.
We're going to need a fork.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
We are painstaking.
Good things come to those who wait.
All's well that ends well
I could never despise you.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Someone's locked the door.
You are not my daughter.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Open sesame.
My life is cursed.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Why do you tease me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be a mobster.
You could never need me.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Can I make up?
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
I have a secret.
I knew you could fix it.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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