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Delivery!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Love is like an ocean...

We're going to need a lot of wood.

We've only got one chance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.

I know more than you realise.

A boy needs his mother.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I've reported it to mother.

Be yourself!

When the door opens, start singing.

This is a fine ship

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to look at me.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I never could make up my mind.

Who left a bread-stick in the dining room?

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Throw me the pickle.

Don't fool around.

Easy come, easy go.

Why do you love me, so much?

This looks wrong.

Please, stop doing that.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to stop believing in me.

We're going to need a referee.

Your ears have turned green.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

Can I make soup?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's not appropriate.

You never stop to think.

I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

You burned it on purpose.

We're special.

I am progressive.

Take the drink and leave.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

You are so mean to me.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Get ready to laugh.

We're the same person.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I feel pathetic.

I'm the only writer on this planet

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I'll get ready.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Did you fart today?

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

You are a handsome devil.

I should ask for more money.

We've only got one hope.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I bet you know why I'm going.

Let's watch the game

The truth is like a camera...

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Okay, who left an ukulele in the garage?

Take this with you.

You monster!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Good morning!

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm a god.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

This is the right time to be angry.

A girl needs love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

You should disown your father.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

All's well that ends well

I knew you could open it.

I'm weird.

I love summer in Brazil.

I'm going to need a taxidermist.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Hey, watch me dance.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

Throw it here.

I can offer you an icecream.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

Don't upset your father, not now.

How dare you laugh at me!

You could never fascinate me.

It's giving me an error message.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Be careful!

You're never going to get away with this!

I have powers.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to listen to me.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I'm the greatest cook who ever lived.

I feel extravagant.

Take the money and die.

You should pay the bill.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want to tell you about the truck driver.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are my favourite.

I never wanted this.

We're gods.

I want that kitten out of my room!

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You should listen to your father.

Leave it to the professionals.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm a ghost.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You are fatigued.

I am going to the wedding.

This is a fine mess

I want you to be understanding.

My life means nothing.

We need to go.

Get ready to run.

This room is bugged.

You are a twit.

Good night!

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Who left a puppy in the pantry?

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know what we did.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Be safe!

It has to work

You never call me.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I want you to clean up after me.

It's not the right size.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this for luck.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Give me the candy-bar.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Open it here.

I volunteer to go!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You're cursed.

We're going to need a fork.

Can I make up?

Leave it until morning.

Let's get it

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Take the drink and go.

I want that octopus out of my house!

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Please, be careful.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Sound the alarm!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is a day to remember

I love winter in Switzerland.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

My life is a mystery.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I could never need you.

I want you to be grief.

I never loved you.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

No one can ever know that I survived.

You're a god.

Open the curtains.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Getting married is like opening a gift...

We need to make a plan.

You're going to need a jeweler.

Who left a whiskey in the cloakroom?

I want you to stop following me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm trying to help.

I need to tell you about the giant.

This looks suspicious.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

When the party starts, remain calm.

I'll help.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

No one can ever know how we did it.

I know who you are.

You are a liar.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

My love, it's so juicy.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You're weird.

I feel frivolous.

This room is unstable.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This is the worst time to be here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

You should write to your mother.

I volunteer to eat it!

I have money.

Show no mercy

You are so good to me.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I'm the best governor who ever lived.

Leave it here.

I see you for who you are.

You are not my conscience.

Stop, in the name of love.

I can offer you a kebab.

It's not heavy.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

We are sloppy.

You're going to need a spoon.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

We need to close it.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to dance.

We're ghosts.

I love fall in England.

I want you to be authoritarian.

Open the door.

When I was little, I wanted to be a deputy.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Be better!

I'll listen.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You never listen.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Can I make the world better?

Who left an apple in the library?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We're going to need a terrorist.

I've reported it to the President.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Plug it in here.

I want to tell you about the party.

You want it.

A boy needs his grandfather.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Eating is good for the soul.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I want you to hold me.

Let's go

Someone's having a bad day.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I will always want you.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

This looks familiar.

You are not my daughter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm magnificent.

Please, stop laughing.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You are satisfied.

You're a ghost.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

You are my reason for living.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Give me the umbrella.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I know what to do.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I see you every day.

I've reported it to the press.

It's giving me a headache.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

My love, it's so expensive.

You made me cry on purpose.

Failure is like a camera...

I have the letter.

Your ears have turned blue.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I'll open it.

Open the bottle.

I'm trying to care.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

I knew you could survive.

Can I make connections?

No one suspects a thing

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You're going to need a knife.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to love me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

When I was little, I wanted to be a customs officer.

It's not dead.

A boy needs his father.

You could never despise me.

My life is over.

You are my daughter.

Dying is like writing a memo...

How dare you look at me!

Get ready, or get out.

You're going to need a cook.

It's time to go to bed.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Let's dance

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Throw me the can opener.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I love you.

You never take me seriously.

Don't just stand there.

Someone's in here.

I just want a Gatorade. What's wrong with that?

Your face has turned orange.

I love spring in Japan.

You are so kind to me.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

This is the right time to be alone.

I'm alone in the universe.

Hey, watch me move.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

We need to stay.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

You can't have it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I'm the best editor who ever lived.

I feel surprised.

We've only got one option.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

I see you know what to do.

You're coming with me!

You should protect your father.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Take this and pray.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I can offer you a whiskey.

I want that wolf out of my car!

Having a child is like taking medicine...

Death is like a lake...

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I want you to marry me.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I have the time.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I volunteer as tribute!

A girl needs confidence.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Your fears are like chocolate...

Good grief!

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Who left a kitten in the living room?

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Let's eat

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I am going to the funeral.

Can I make it worse?

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to be pugnacious.

You devil!

You can have it.

I feel optimistic.

You are not my father.

Give me the burger.

I never killed anyone.

Leave it outside.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

We need to help each other.

Drop it here.

You are a godsend.

You're going to need a hammer.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

My love, it's so shiny.

I'm trying to understand.

No one can ever know the truth.

Did you get lucky today?

Dying is like fixing a broken vase...

You're really something!

Please, tell me.

I need to tell you about the beer.

I'm the worst bartender on this planet

Strength is like a mountain...

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I know what happened.

I love spring in Ireland.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

This looks odd.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

We're crazy.

Can I make a wish?

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I will always despise you.

This is a stick up.

Give me the bagel.

We've only got one bullet.

A boy needs confidence.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

Who left a Guinness in the garage?

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a marshal.

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Get ready for this.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We are curious.

I want you to be old.

I'm going to need a taxi-driver.

Your ears have turned purple.

I love winter in Canada.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I feel ready.

You are so nice to me.

I know where you were.

You are not my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I can offer you a water.

Please, come closer.

My life matters.

I volunteer myself!

Did you eat just now?

I want that tiger out of my car!

You could never hate me.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

This room is haunted.

How much influence do you have?

We're weird.

We need to play.

Can I make popcorn?

I want you to stop lying to me.

I have needs.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Strike while the iron is hot.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I have the gun.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Who left a burger in the closet?

I want you to be affectionate.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I'm the worst private detective on this planet

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Take the drink and die.

Someone's watching us.

You know it.

Freedom is like a forest...

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

When I was little, I wanted to be a navigator.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

If you don't want it, put it back.

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