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You're a god.

I want you to be indulgent.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Get ready, or get out.

How dare you laugh at me!

Can I make art?

Don't just stand there.

You are my son.

You never do what I want.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Good night!

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's so expensive.

You lost it.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I want you to clean up after me.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

I'm insignificant.

We need to help each other.

Please, stop doing that.

I should think about this.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Hey, watch me move.

All that glitters is not gold.

I need to tell you about the conservatory.

Take this with you.

You're really something!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

My life is over.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Delivery!

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Stop, in the name of love.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Someone's watching us.

Take the money and leave.

It's not working.

Open sesame.

You fascinate me.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I feel dirty.

I'm the worst judge on this planet

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are a hero.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You burned it on purpose.

You're going to need a spoon.

This is a stick up.

I'll listen.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Who left a coffee in the basement?

I am going to the grand opening.

I will always want you.

I know what to do.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We're the same person.

You are so mean to me.

I want that crow out of my life!

You are my favourite.

Show me the guitar.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I'm a ghost.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Your ears have turned spotted.

You should disown your mother.

She was unconscious when I found her.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to stop tricking me.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Put it here.

This looks bad.

I'm alone in the universe.

I knew you could see it through.

Buying a house is like opening a gift...

Luck is like a camera...

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

Please, come in.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Why do you love me, so much?

I volunteer to go!

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You're crazy!

Good grief!

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

I want you to be nonchalant.

We need to unite.

You are not my type.

It's giving me a headache.

This room is unstable.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We're going to need a knife.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Your tongue has turned red.

You angel!

You broke the vase on purpose.

You hate me.

I have to tell you about the Mars.

You never have time for me.

Open the curtains.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

This is a fine mess

Whatever happens, don't panic

I can't find my swan anywhere.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

My love, it's dead.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I have the will.

I'm the best lawyer who ever lived.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You're crazy.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know the truth.

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to listen to me.

Leave it alone.

Take this for luck.

I volunteer myself!

Be safe!

Who left a lemonade in the attic?

Let's watch the game

You should listen to your mother.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You're going to need a hammer.

Throw me the banana.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I never gave up hope.

This room is haunted.

Sound the alarm!

This looks wrong.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'm going to need a model.

Ha-cha-cha.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to be inoffensive.

I will always need you.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I knew you could turn things around.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You devil!

I love spring in Spain.

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

I feel indecisive.

We are predictable.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

This is the right time to be alone.

I see you smiling.

Practice what you preach.

We should vote.

Can I make up?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Good morning!

I want you to betray me.

We've only got one bullet.

Plug it in here.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

My life is a mystery.

Be better!

Don't get too close.

Despair is like a bar of soap...

Take this with water.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm special.

I'm a god.

I want that fox out of my house!

I have the letter.

We're gods.

You never say what you're thinking.

I'll get ready.

This room is shrinking.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Who left a wrench in the office?

It's your fault that the crops died.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Someone's listening.

You could never fascinate me.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

How dare you look at me!

This is a fine ship

A girl needs her own room.

You can have it.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to be desolate.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

This is the worst time to be here.

You are not my daughter.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm the greatest cameraman on this planet

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

I have a secret.

It has to work

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I want you to stop me.

You are stupid.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

We're going to need an author.

I know math.

I need to tell you about the smoothie.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You're under arrest!

We're going to need a fork.

How much influence do you have?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I've reported it to the President.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

You should protect your mother.

You are my teacher.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Give it here.

Dating is like taking out the garbage...

Let's watch TV!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

We need to make better decisions.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Throw me the muffin.

Take the drink and die.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I am going to Easter.

Okay. Just do what I do.

A girl needs her father.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

When the door opens, start singing.

We're ghosts.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I despise you.

Hey, watch me smile.

Get ready to laugh.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want you to be relaxed.

All's well that ends well

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'll open it.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

Please, come closer.

I feel messy.

You're going to need a butcher.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's time to make lunch.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Leave it outside.

I see you came prepared.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to love me.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I've reported it to mother.

Who left a chair in the corridor?

We're going to need a saw.

Take this and pray.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We need to go.

I love autumn in England.

I have faith.

Can I make animal sounds?

Don't fool around.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I need to tell you about the gin and tonic.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I never could make up my mind.

I should ask for more money.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

You should find your father.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I can't find my bird anywhere.

I'm the best scout who ever lived.

You are a poet.

My life is cursed.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Take the piano and die.

You are my daughter.

I see you for who you are.

It's not mine.

Let's go

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I feel destructive.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

This looks suspicious.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We are criminal.

I have money.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Darling, it's delicious.

I love summer in Spain.

Please, stop crying.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to kill me.

This is a day to remember

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Did you fart last night?

You need it.

Who left a fork in the living room?

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Good luck!

Be yourself!

This is the right time to be amused.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm magnificent.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

We're going to need an astronaut.

Leave it here.

I can offer you a banana.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Can I make noises?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Give me the umbrella.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You will always need me.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Take the piano and leave.

I feel amused.

I have to tell you about the 7-up.

I'm the greatest clerk who ever lived.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Darling, it's alive.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This looks peculiar.

You should vote.

It's not yours.

Let's dance

You dropped it.

I want you to kiss me.

You should make peace with your father.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

Who left a margarita in the barn?

I'm cursed.

No one can ever know what we did.

I see you have done this before.

You monster!

I'm trying to save you.

Please, don't take that.

You're a ghost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

You're going down!

I want you to be lovable.

I never listened.

I am going to the party.

You are a handsome devil.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I'm going to need a chauffeur.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

You never stop to think.

I can offer you a good price.

A boy needs love.

I can offer you a bagel.

I feel tough.

I want to tell you about the kebab.

Someone's having a bad day.

Can I make it easier?

You deserve this

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You are my father.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Please, sit down.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can't find my cappuccino anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

You're alone in the universe.

You are modern.

It was my fault that the show was ruined.

It's giving me an error message.

Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...

This is the right time to be here.

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

We should quit.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You should listen to your father.

A boy needs discipline.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This room is bugged.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I want you to marry me.

Show me the saw.

It's not going to fit.

You are an idiot.

Open the bottle.

Dammit, who left a knife in the dining room?

I want that bunny out of my room!

I know more than you realise.

You want me.

You're amazing!

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I heard weeping coming from the basement.

Enough is as good as a feast.

We're going to need a researcher.

Take the drink and go.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Learning is like taking medicine...

We need to make out.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Leave it to the professionals.

I see you every day.

You're weird.

I can offer you an icecream.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I have the need, the need for speed.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I can offer you a job.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's now or never

No one can ever know that you can fly.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Can I make medicine?

We're going to need a wrench.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to stop smelling me.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

You broke it.

We've only got one option.

How much time do you have?

I am compulsive.

It's not heavy.

I want you to help me.

I feel self-conscious.

You're going to pay!

You are so kind to me.

I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

My life matters.

Throw it here.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

I want that donkey out of my house!

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I can offer you a mojito.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Let's drink

I have to tell you about Monday.

Your lips have turned blue.

Dammit, who left a can opener in the lobby?

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I want you to be funny.

I have powers.

You will always despise me.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Can I make pizza?

I want you to stop believing in me.

I never killed anyone.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

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