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Take this for luck.

I'm special.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

My life matters.

I see you every day.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

I feel bewildered.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It's time to brush your teeth.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

I'm a god.

I despise you.

Gardening is good for the soul.

You devil!

I'm the worst dogcatcher who ever lived.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Get ready to dance.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Whoop-whoop.

You are my daughter.

I volunteer myself!

I have the gun.

You are so nice to me.

You can have it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

Take the drink and die.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make an igloo?

Good luck!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I've reported it to the press.

This looks familiar.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You should disown your mother.

We're the same person.

We've only got one bullet.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I want you to be rustic.

I want that seal out of my car!

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You are a hero.

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

You are not my conscience.

Grief is like a winter's day...

I love spring in Australia.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Drop it here.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

I have money.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

Did you fart today?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

A girl needs her own room.

You're a god.

I'm the greatest mortician who ever lived.

You never sing anymore.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Take this and pray.

This is a day to remember

You could never hate me.

I see you are thinking.

Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...

I want you to stop looking at me.

Hey, watch me smile.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Am I dead, or not?

I never hurt anybody.

It's time to pack your bags.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You are my teacher.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

You're going to need a hammer.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I feel weird.

My life means nothing.

When the party starts, start singing.

This room is unstable.

This is the right time to be alone.

We're special.

Get ready for this.

Let's watch TV!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Good morning!

I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

My love, it's so shiny.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Don't get too close.

I want you to stop me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I bet you know why I'm tired.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Leave it here.

Give it here.

You broke it.

You are a thief.

I want to tell you about the party.

We need to go.

You're going to need a fraudster.

Be careful!

You're going to need a lot of help.

I love summer in Spain.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

It's not safe.

Open the window.

I am going to Christmas.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I will always despise you.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Who left an umbrella in the office?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Hey, watch me dance.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I can offer you a latte.

This is a fine ship

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

Winners don't quit

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Throw me the screwdriver.

We are dynamic.

Eating is all I can manage now.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Please, stay where you are.

I see you for who you are.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I want you to look at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're coming with me!

Leave it outside.

I'm trying to believe you.

You are not my daughter.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We're gods.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I have to tell you about the celery stick.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You crashed the car on purpose.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Your tongue has turned brown.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I could never need you.

I'm going to need an interrogator.

You need it.

It goes without saying.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

A boy needs his father.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

We need to order pizza.

You never stop to think.

I want that goose out of my room!

Let's get it

Open your heart.

My love, it's delicious.

Who left a cat in the library?

I want you to stop loving me.

You could never despise me.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I have the letter.

You're a ghost.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

I see you smiling.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Take the drink and leave.

You should protect your mother.

Don't ask any questions.

Mercy is like a beach...

We're crazy.

I want you to be ecstatic.

Maybe no one will notice

I know the future.

I never felt so alone.

We are abrasive.

I can offer you a sandwich.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.

You are my reason for living.

I feel tough.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to listen to me.

You angel!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are an inspiration.

We're going to need a fork.

I love winter in Australia.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Your face has turned purple.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

No one can ever know that I like you

Your lips have turned green.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just do what I do.

You could never need me.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Sound the alarm!

Get ready to laugh.

Delivery!

This looks great.

It's not working.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

My life is a mystery.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Can I make friends?

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I'll help.

Someone's coming this way.

It's your fault that the dog died.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I can offer you a beer.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm trying to open it.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You dropped it.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

This is the worst time to be alone.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I'm the greatest DJ who ever lived.

It's giving me hope.

This room is haunted.

I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.

You deserve this

Your lips have turned black.

It's time to go to bed.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

We're going to need an air traffic controller.

You're special.

We need to break up.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I should vote.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want you to read to me.

You never do what I want.

I want that beetle out of my life!

I know what happened.

Good grief!

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Let's drink

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I see you know what to do.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You monster!

Who left a Powerade in the closet?

I am going to Easter.

I love winter in America.

This is a stick up.

It's not going to fit.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Can I make chilli?

Please, stand.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

How dare you smile at me!

My life is cursed.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You could never love me.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I hate you.

I feel invulnerable.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

A girl needs a job.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I'm a ghost.

Hand me the bike.

I have time.

Leave it until morning.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Take the money and die.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Friendship is like a violin...

You burned it on purpose.

You won't find it.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I'm going to need a construction worker.

I want you to be disconcerting.

You are a godsend.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

I want that porcupine out of my life!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

You will always want me.

I'm the best sheriff on this planet

You never smile.

You are so mean to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want you to clean up after me.

We are indignant.

I am going to the party.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We've only got one hope.

Dare to dream

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I feel clumsy.

Someone's having a bad day.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Can I make soup?

We're going to need a wrench.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

Your face has turned blue.

Please, come in.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

A girl needs her father.

Take this with you.

I have the card.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I love you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

It's not alive.

Who left an alligator in the garage?

I volunteer to go!

Take the piano and die.

Leave it alone.

Hey, watch me move.

It's time to go.

Give me the can opener.

I want you to be pained.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I'll keep guard.

You made me cry on purpose.

This looks wrong.

Don't fool around.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

We need to unite.

Open the door.

I want that swan out of my room!

You want me.

I can offer you a job.

I knew you could survive.

I have to tell you about the another dimension.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I'm going to need a spoon.

You are pedantic.

I feel serene.

You are so good to me.

Be better!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Can I make breakfast?

Darling, it's beautiful.

I'm trying to save you.

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

You should protect your father.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

No one can ever know the truth.

I've reported it to the President.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm the worst antique dealer on this planet

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I never really lived.

We're cursed.

I want you to inspire me.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Who left a diet Coke in the classroom?

Learning is like writing an I.O.U...

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I want that shark out of my house!

You never call me.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

You're going to pay!

This is the worst time to be here.

A girl needs her grandmother.

We need to make better decisions.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I know math.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bartender.

I'll get ready.

We are intent.

This looks bad.

Let's watch the game

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

It's not dead.

Good night!

We're going to need a saw.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Give me the knife.

How dare you laugh at me!

Put it here.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I can offer you a good price.

I have needs.

You're no good.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Your ears have turned black.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You will always despise me.

I feel hesitant.

Get ready, or get out.

How much courage do you have?

I can offer you a pickle.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are my son.

Can I make it happen?

Open the bottle.

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

This is the right time to be afraid.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Did you get lucky just now?

Time to shine

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Please, don't drink that.

Ignorance is bliss.

This is a fine mess

I want you to be guilty.

Who left a carrot in the control room?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want that monkey out of my life!

You should disown your father.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

You're under arrest!

You're going to need a wizard.

How dare you look at me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

My love, it's alive.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Take the piano and go.

I see you have done this before.

I'm the best historian on this planet

This room is bugged.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

We're no good.

Can I make a mess?

I love winter in Brazil.

Your tongue has turned grey.

Throw me the kite.

It's now or never

Love is like a forest...

I never gave up hope.

I need you.

You are so kind to me.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

It's not for sale.

I heard a noise coming from the lounge room.

I have 20-20 vision.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I feel competitive.

A girl needs money.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Fears are like chocolate...

We should quit.

I'm the only messenger who ever lived.

Darling, it's so shiny.

You should make peace with your father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Eating is good for the soul.

You're going to need a chief of police.

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