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It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Let's play

You should find your mother.

I'm trying to help.

I want that lizard out of my life!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I can offer you a juice.

Sound the alarm!

I volunteer to go!

Please, give me that.

If you're done, we'll get started.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I have the will.

How dare you laugh at me!

I heard laughter coming from the studio.

I want you to be doubtful.

I'm special.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

It's not yours.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I love spring in Australia.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Leave it until morning.

I never hurt anybody.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Who left a kite in the walk-in freezer?

Get ready to run.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

Don't ask any questions.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'll get ready.

My love, it's delicious.

Winners don't quit

I know who you are.

Good grief!

I want you to look at me.

Your tongue has turned red.

This is the perfect time to be here.

We're ghosts.

This room is bugged.

Time will tell.

You monster!

I'm a ghost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Be better!

Open the curtains.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

You are so nice to me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to stop tickling me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I see you every day.

I feel fortunate.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

When the door opens, hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.

Give me the ukulele.

I'm trying to open it.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I will always love you.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You will always love me.

It's not in.

You lost it.

I'm the best sound technician on this planet

You should call your mother.

I have the poem.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want to tell you about the slice of pizza.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

Can I make music?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's giving me hope.

This room is shrinking.

You're going to need a banker.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I want you to inspire me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Drop it here.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Just try not to cry

I'm insignificant.

Beware the Ides of March.

This looks wrong.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I want you to be scholarly.

Did you fart at work?

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Don't just stand there.

Take this for luck.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Good luck!

I can offer you a cappuccino.

You are my only hope.

You're going to need a shovel.

I feel tearful.

Let's go

We need to play.

You devil!

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You are a poet.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Dammit, who left a fishcake in the living room?

You're amazing!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You never smile.

We're gods.

I have money.

It's not for sale.

When the bell rings, hide.

I volunteer to eat it!

You can't have it.

You should disown your father.

I'm the only model on this planet

Ha-cha-cha.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I want that kitten out of my car!

I have the time.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Give me the knife.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Please, stop crying.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We're going to need a police officer.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

My life means nothing.

I can offer you a good price.

Open your heart.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Can I make an igloo?

We've only got one hope.

I want you to be calculating.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

All's well that ends well

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I have to tell you about the dwarf.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are a genius.

I'm cursed.

Darling, it's alive.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Throw it here.

How dare you look at me!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I'll open it.

I see you let yourself in.

Your eyes have turned red.

You are so mean to me.

I feel comfortable.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Someone's in here.

This is a stick up.

I have needs.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You angel!

We're the same person.

Give me the skateboard.

You're going to need a botanist.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

You will always fascinate me.

Hopes are like chocolate...

When I was little, I wanted to be a spelunker.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Get ready for this.

Take this with you.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I want you to love me.

I can offer you a job.

I should ask for more money.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

You broke the vase on purpose.

I never felt so alone.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Please, be careful.

Whoop-whoop.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Hey, watch me dance.

I want that lion out of my car!

I'm a god.

I heard a sound coming from the dining room.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I love summer in China.

I can offer you a cocktail.

My life is a mystery.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I have time.

Let's dance

Open the bottle.

Did you fart today?

Your tongue has turned white.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

We need to open it.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

How dare you smile at me!

I love you.

You should protect your mother.

I'm the best assassin who ever lived.

I volunteer myself!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You are not my type.

It's time to pack your bags.

Be safe!

I knew you could see it through.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You could never despise me.

Can I make love?

Get ready to laugh.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

We're going to need a cheesemaker.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

You are so kind to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Someone's watching us.

I want you to be unpleasant.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I have the scroll.

Leave it here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

It's almost over

Take the drink and leave.

You are an artist.

Please, stop shouting.

You should start a business.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

Falling in love is like eating toast...

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You are my everything.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I never killed anyone.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

A boy needs his space.

Put it here.

Let's eat

I'm trying to understand.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I'll listen.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

We've only got one life.

You're coming with me!

I am going to Easter.

Dancing is good for the soul.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Be yourself!

I have to tell you about the bedroom.

You want it.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I know the future.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're a god.

Take the piano and die.

Someone's locked the door.

You could never hate me.

I can't find my tea anywhere.

You should make peace with your mother.

I could never despise you.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

It's not appropriate.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

My love, it's beautiful.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

We need to help each other.

Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...

You never take me seriously.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Delivery!

I am intent.

You are a hero.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

They know it was me

You're magnificent.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

It's giving me grief.

I want that koala out of my life!

I'm going to need a scout.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I see you are thinking.

I feel desperate.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

A boy needs his father.

I am going to the party.

It's your fault that the train was late.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Show me the spoon.

Don't wait to be asked.

You made me cry on purpose.

Please, listen to me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

This looks bad.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

You will always despise me.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I want you to be fortunate.

Someone's listening.

I'm the best dancer who ever lived.

Be careful!

I love summer in Germany.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I have the knife.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Can I make sandwiches?

My life is over.

I know what happened.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are a liar.

You should listen to your mother.

This is a fine mess

I can offer you a bagel.

Take the drink and die.

I could never need you.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Running for office is like doing housework...

It's not going to fit.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your face has turned yellow.

I want that fox out of my life!

Throw me the teddy bear.

Don't get too close.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

Did you eat while I was away?

You're going to need a can opener.

You are not my conscience.

This looks peculiar.

Get ready to die.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I want you to stop me.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Take this and pray.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Happiness is like a beautiful song...

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Why do you hate me, so much?

A girl needs a job.

I am hard working.

I see you for who you are.

You're going down!

Good night!

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I have the gun.

I've reported it to the President.

Who left a dog in the basement?

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

It was your fault that the bus was late.

Reading is all I can manage now.

You should vote.

This is a day to remember

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

It's time to go to bed.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I am going to Christmas.

I have to tell you about the ale.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

I love autumn in England.

I'm the best beautician on this planet

Hand me the sandwich.

Your ears have turned green.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I'm going to need a shovel.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I want you to hold me.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

I can offer you a tropical juice.

You burned it on purpose.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You will always need me.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You found it.

You are an idiot.

Can I make money?

Give it here.

It's not working.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

When I was little, I wanted to be a sheepshearer.

I want to tell you about the sprite.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I see you smiling.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You are not my favourite.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to be stable.

I want that kangaroo out of my house!

We're no good.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I know math.

I feel ready.

You should make peace with your father.

You're going to need a spatula.

I need to tell you about the party.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I love winter in England.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Can I make magic?

Hand me the muffin.

A girl needs discipline.

Take this with water.

We need to make out.

You love me.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to mother.

You're going to need a dentist.

I want to tell you about the mermaid.

You can do this

You broke it.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Getting married is like brushing your hair...

Don't upset your boss, not now.

It's not right.

I am going to the funeral.

It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want that tortoise out of my house!

You never sing anymore.

Please, look at me.

I know where you were.

I can offer you a milkshake.

We've only got one chance.

I knew you could fix it.

You should disown your mother.

Take the money and die.

You are my mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a comedian.

You're insignificant.

Who left a hammer in the lounge room?

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Your nose has turned blue.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are a handsome devil.

I'm going to need a chauffeur.

I despise you.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I heard a howl coming from the office.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's time to go.

I'm the greatest jeweler who ever lived.

I love winter in America.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't fool around.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

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