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You made me cry on purpose.

You love me.

I'm the greatest busker who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

We've only got one of these.

You found it.

I knew you could live like this.

Someone's coming this way.

You angel!

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I volunteer to eat it!

Take this with water.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to cook for me.

You are not my mother.

We're going to need a wrench.

I feel dejected.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Be better!

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

No one can ever know what we did.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Did you fart yesterday?

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are a poet.

Give it here.

You're a ghost.

My life is cursed.

We're ghosts.

This looks edible.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

It's time to go to bed.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I never loved you.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Who left a crab in the dining room?

Don't just stand there.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I'll help.

I am going to Christmas.

Let's eat

Get ready to dance.

You are so good to me.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Please, remain silent.

You are reverential.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I've reported it to the President.

Open your heart.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

I want you to be desperate.

I know where you were.

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Your tongue has turned pink.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Good night!

I need you.

You are not my daughter.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to inspire me.

I bet you know why I'm going.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I have the knife.

Your eyes have turned green.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I can offer you a wine.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take the piano and die.

You're alone in the universe.

You should listen to your father.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want that giraffe out of my car!

Take this with you.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

It's not working.

How dare you smile at me!

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

Can I make joy?

We need to make out.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to stop following me.

Someone's in here.

You never call me.

I can't find my tortoise anywhere.

I'm a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want to tell you about Monday.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

This is a fine mess

You are so nice to me.

A girl needs her father.

Let's get it

Sound the alarm!

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

You're never going to get away with this!

It's time to make lunch.

I know what to do.

You will always fascinate me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

We should pay the bill.

You're going to need an oracle.

Delivery!

I never gave up hope.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

We're going to need a hammer.

This is the right time to be happy.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm the worst politician on this planet

It's almost over

My life is a mystery.

Get ready to die.

I want you to hold me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Who left an umbrella in the studio?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

This is a day to remember

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I feel at ease.

We're the same person.

Someone's listening.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I want you to be proud.

I knew you could open it.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are crafty.

It's not tight enough.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

We've only got one option.

You never listen.

I'm trying to save you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I have the time.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

I'll sit on it.

Open the door.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs a job.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

We're crazy.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

Seize the day.

You're going to need a saw.

I could never want you.

You will always despise me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Get ready for this.

I want you to kill me.

I need to tell you about the accountant.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

How dare you look at me!

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

You are an inspiration.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Why do you love me, so much?

Darling, it's delicious.

You are so mean to me.

Show me the icecream.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

Hey, watch me smile.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It's giving me grief.

I volunteer myself!

I have the need, the need for speed.

Please, don't touch that.

You're going to need a botanist.

You can't have it.

I never killed anyone.

I feel optimistic.

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I heard laughter coming from the conservatory.

Take the money and go.

Good grief!

You should call your mother.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I will always want you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I have money.

Your eyes have turned black.

No one can ever know that I like you

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

We need to unite.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I am unfathomable.

Who left a whiskey in the lobby?

This room is haunted.

Can I make a pie?

You never smile.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I see you every day.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

It's not appropriate.

I want that rat out of my house!

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Leave it alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I'm the worst chemist who ever lived.

You monster!

I want you to be tidy.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

You are not my father.

You will always want me.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Am I coming with you, or not?

We're gods.

Time is like a picnic in the park...

Please, stop doing that.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I love winter in India.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I have the card.

I'll get ready.

I'm going to need a sheepshearer.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Did you eat last night?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We've only got one life.

I know more than you realise.

I'm a ghost.

I can offer you a cracker.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Running for office is like turning on a faucet...

You broke it.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I never wanted to die.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to stop tricking me.

When the party starts, hide.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Open the bottle.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Put it here.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

I want you to stop me.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I survived.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You are flamboyant.

Throw me the screwdriver.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

This room is bugged.

I will always despise you.

A girl needs her space.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Hopes are like chocolate...

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're going to need a shovel.

We need to fight.

I heard a voice coming from the conservatory.

Alright, who left an apple in the barn?

Leave it outside.

I'm lucky.

I knew you could fix it.

Take this and pray.

I'm the only cartoonist who ever lived.

I have the scroll.

You should pay the bill.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I have 20-20 vision.

I want that shark out of my house!

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're a god.

Open it here.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

I never could make up my mind.

You are my favourite.

You should listen to your mother.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I have to tell you about the chimney-sweep.

We're going to need a bricklayer.

Dying is like opening a gate...

Let's watch TV!

You are so kind to me.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

You are not my favourite.

I've reported it to the press.

I am reflective.

This room is unstable.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Be safe!

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

My love, it's beautiful.

You're amazing!

I will always love you.

Please, don't move.

Throw me the hammer.

It's not right.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You're no good.

I'm the greatest cameraman on this planet

Your cheeks have turned red.

I see you let yourself in.

Can I make a contribution?

It's giving me a headache.

You should vote.

Who left a screwdriver in the sauna?

Leave it until morning.

It's going to be okay

I am going to Easter.

I feel ignorant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a social worker.

You are a hero.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You're going to need a spatula.

It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We're going to need a painter.

It's time to pack your bags.

This looks familiar.

Take the piano and go.

You should protect your father.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

If you can't be good, be careful.

Take this for luck.

I love winter in Brazil.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are generous.

Your nose has turned brown.

I'm trying to open it.

I know who you are.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I knew you could see it through.

Leave it here.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You could never need me.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I've reported it to mother.

Your eyes have turned pink.

I want to tell you about the margarita.

I feel hurt.

I see you are thinking.

You never have time for me.

I am going to the wedding.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I want you to love me.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

I love fall in Germany.

My love, it's so juicy.

You are a godsend.

You should ask your mother.

I want that duck out of my car!

I can offer you a Guinness.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

You are my father.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Be careful!

I want you to document my trip to India.

I want you to be glamorous.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Who left a merlot in the barn?

We're lucky.

I know what happened.

It's giving me an error message.

I have faith.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

Don't ask any questions.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

You're really something!

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

We are uneasy.

I've reported it to the police.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Can I make pizza?

Get ready, or get out.

Leave it to the professionals.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I love spring in America.

I see you have done this before.

All's well that ends well

I want you to look at me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You are a genius.

Please, stop smoking.

Stop, in the name of love.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Good luck!

Let's go

I want that puppy out of my room!

This looks odd.

A boy needs boundaries.

We need to help each other.

You're going to need a ditch digger.

This is a fine ship

You're cursed.

Someone's watching us.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I'll keep guard.

You are not my type.

Your eyes have turned brown.

I am going to the party.

Third time lucky.

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of beer...

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

I feel cynical.

Who left a hammer in the bedroom?

You should disown your father.

I have time.

I want you to be cheerful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You are my sunshine.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

You deserve this

When I was little, I wanted to be a botanist.

Ha-cha-cha.

I never wanted this.

You want it.

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

My life matters.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Please, tell me.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

It's not alive.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Can I make connections?

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Did you get lucky just now?

I'm trying to leave.

I love fall in America.

I know math.

Victory is like a violin...

Good morning!

Your tongue has turned yellow.

I'm weird.

You are an idiot.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I have the will.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

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