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Put it here.
I'm a ghost.
I'm trying to win.
Take the piano and die.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Open the bottle.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Throw me the bike.
We're gods.
You angel!
I bet you know why I'm here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Good grief!
My life is over.
I can't find my lemur anywhere.
I volunteer myself!
It's time to go to bed.
Be better!
It's not ready.
You are so nice to me.
Take this and pray.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
We should think about this.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't just stand there.
We're going to need a journalist.
When I was little, I wanted to be a busker.
Your lips have turned orange.
This looks great.
I see you know what to do.
I am weak.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I'm the best principal on this planet
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
A girl needs boundaries.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You crashed the car on purpose.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You never listen.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You should call your father.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You're under arrest!
Let's watch TV!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We need to open it.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want you to love me.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
We've only got one option.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I can offer you a margarita.
Please, don't touch that.
I never loved you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Thoughts are like chocolate...
The first thing to consider is safety.
Get ready to die.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'm trying to forgive you.
You're a ghost.
Plug it in here.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I am going to the grand opening.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Open sesame.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
This is a fine mess
I want to tell you about the mermaid.
Who left a skateboard in the kitchen?
Someone's locked the door.
I know who you are.
You devil!
Stop, in the name of the law.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's giving me a headache.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
You are so good to me.
You're insignificant.
This room is unstable.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Why do you love me, so much?
You're going to need a lot of friends.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hand me the fork.
You should disown your mother.
You never have time for me.
Delivery!
Your cheeks have turned black.
My life is cursed.
I'll sit on it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
You're going to need a saw.
I feel secretive.
I have the card.
Hey, watch me dance.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
I want that octopus out of my life!
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I'm the worst chicken sexer who ever lived.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Laughing is good for the soul.
It's not heavy.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
We are soft.
Your nose has turned red.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Let's go
I can offer you a muffin.
Get ready to laugh.
Take the piano and leave.
I see you came prepared.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I should start a business.
Someone's listening.
Be careful!
Find some proof that she tricked you.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
We've only got one of these.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I heard weeping coming from the cloakroom.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are a handsome devil.
You are my mother.
You're coming with me!
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I will always hate you.
Open the curtains.
I knew you could see it through.
Who left a panda in the library?
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I have the poem.
I have a secret.
I want you to inspire me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You never say what you're thinking.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
Sound the alarm!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
We're going to need an astronaut.
Give me the umbrella.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I am critical.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It's not tight enough.
It's time to make lunch.
Darling, it's delicious.
Please, don't eat that.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I feel terrified.
Take the drink and leave.
This room is haunted.
A girl needs her own room.
I know what to do.
Let's watch the game
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
I want you to be friendly.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You should make peace with your mother.
We're the same person.
Can I make it right?
Whatever happens, don't panic
I'm trying to care.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want that goose out of my life!
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Open your heart.
Leave it to the professionals.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I should hide.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I am going to Christmas.
You're going to need a spatula.
Dating is like making bread...
We're lucky.
Your face has turned blue.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
We are cute.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Hand me the saw.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I love spring in France.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tailor.
If you don't want it, put it back.
We're going to need a gondolier.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Good luck!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I have faith.
I need to tell you about the hypnotist.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I want you to be stern.
We're ghosts.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This is the worst time to be amused.
Did you fart last night?
It's not safe.
I want you to look at me.
Beggars can't be choosers.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Someone's coming this way.
You're a god.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Okay, who left a burger in the basement?
You broke it.
A boy needs his own room.
You should ask your father.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Let's drink
We're weird.
I've reported it to the President.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have the will.
I am upright.
Leave it outside.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Throw it here.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You hate me.
Your nose has turned pink.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You are not my father.
We should ask for more money.
I see you every day.
This looks nice.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You're going to need a herald.
We need to order pizza.
Hey, watch me smile.
I can offer you a sandwich.
How dare you smile at me!
It's giving me hope.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.
I never felt so alone.
I volunteer to go!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I feel strong.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'm the best screenwriter on this planet
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Take the drink and go.
I knew you could turn things around.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I need you.
My life matters.
Please, don't take that.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
This room is shrinking.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I'll get ready.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
A girl needs her father.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
Dammit, who left a shovel in the dining room?
When the lights go out, hide.
You found it.
I have time.
You will always hate me.
It's now or never
You are my reason for living.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Did you fart while I was away?
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
You are nihilistic.
Someone's having a bad day.
How much courage do you have?
This looks edible.
Throw me the licorice twist.
You are an artist.
All's well that ends well.
I can offer you a job.
I'm the greatest historian on this planet
I feel skeptical.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Can I make a movie?
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want that lion out of my house!
It was your fault that the plane was late.
Get ready to run.
I want you to betray me.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
This is the right time to be angry.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
A boy needs boundaries.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You need me.
Learning is like fixing the TV...
This is a fine ship
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Be safe!
I can offer you a burger.
You monster!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I know the future.
You can't have it.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
It's not going to fit.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Reality is like a canvas...
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
My life is a mystery.
I'm a god.
Did you get lucky just now?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Can I make a robot?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I want that duck out of my car!
All's well that ends well
I will always despise you.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want you to be serene.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
I'm going to need an astronaut.
I have needs.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
Cooking is good for the soul.
It's giving me an error message.
This is a stick up.
I love summer in America.
You are irrational.
I never listened.
Your face has turned yellow.
You are a twit.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Good morning!
A boy needs his father.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want you to stop loving me.
Open the window.
Let's dance
I'm the worst builder on this planet
Please, give me that.
You are so kind to me.
You're going to need a wrench.
When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Hey, watch me move.
You won't find it.
I'm special.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I am going to the wedding.
I feel at ease.
You are not my type.
I have to tell you about the party.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
I knew you could survive.
I want you to kiss me.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I need to tell you about the the liferaft.
Throw me the burger.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You will always want me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Take this for luck.
I want that snail out of my house!
Can I make an effort?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
You are a godsend.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Running for office is like applying for a job...
I never really lived.
We are merry.
Please, stop laughing.
I heard a howl coming from the closet.
Good night!
I have money.
I want you to be intolerant.
Stop, in the name of love.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Don't ask any questions.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Leave it until morning.
Ha-cha-cha.
You are my love.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You're never going to get away with this!
I'm the greatest sage on this planet
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
This room is bugged.
It's not in.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I'm weird.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
You need it.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I've reported it to Interpol.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.
Can I make magic?
I feel patriotic.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
A girl needs her grandfather.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I knew you could fix it.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
We need to make a plan.
Take the money and leave.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're going to need a spoon.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Throw me the teddy bear.
Who left a milkshake in the dungeon?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Your nose has turned brown.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You are a thief.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want you to listen to me.
You are thoughtless.
Did you get lucky at work?
This looks peculiar.
I'm the only psychiatrist who ever lived.
You could never despise me.
I want you to be unfriendly.
I want that panda out of my room!
No one can ever know what we did.
Don't wait to be asked.
Leave it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You are not my mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I know more than you realise.
You are my father.
I'll listen.
You're weird.
You never do what I want.
Your lips have turned purple.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I volunteer to eat it!
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
We need to make better decisions.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm trying to leave.
Let's play
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
A boy needs money.
Alright, who left a fork in the lounge room?
We're going to need a lot of water.
Open it here.
Did you get lucky this morning?
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Success is like a mountain...
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I'm going to need a chef.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Give me the knife.
I should ask for more money.
I'm going to need a shovel.
When the door opens, start singing.
I heard a voice coming from the armory.
I love summer in China.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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