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I want you to be profound.

Take this and pray.

I can offer you a pickle.

I will always despise you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I know who you are.

I want you to stop me.

You're under arrest!

We're the same person.

I want you to document my trip to India.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You can have it.

Get ready to laugh.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

We're alone in the universe.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Good night!

This room is unstable.

It's giving me a headache.

A boy needs his space.

I feel ridiculous.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm a ghost.

I want that giraffe out of my room!

We should quit.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Don't just stand there.

Leave it outside.

We need to break up.

I'll keep guard.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want you to stop blaming me.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

It's not open.

I can offer you a good price.

Can I make soup?

You are not my son.

We've only got one hope.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You are a godsend.

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Please, don't eat that.

My life means nothing.

Take the money and go.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I've reported it to mother.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You should disown your mother.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Someone's having a bad day.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You will always despise me.

Whoop-whoop.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I'm the greatest busker who ever lived.

Let's drink

He was unconscious when I found him.

I love autumn in Spain.

I am going to the grand opening.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Give me the bagel.

I have to tell you about the minotaur.

I want you to be scornful.

This is a stick up.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

I feel sexy.

Am I dead, or not?

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

We're special.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I have the will.

My love, it's beautiful.

You never call me.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

I'll watch.

This is crazy

You are so nice to me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Did you get lucky last night?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

Be yourself!

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I want you to betray me.

Hey, watch me smile.

You are a hero.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You are not my type.

A girl needs her friends.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Delivery!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...

Plug it in here.

I have time.

You're going to pay!

It's not safe.

In the midst of life we are in death.

I'm trying to care.

You're going to need a spatula.

I never hurt anybody.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I want that sheep out of my room!

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I'm the greatest illustrator on this planet

This is the perfect time to be angry.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

My life matters.

I want you to stop following me.

Good luck!

You love me.

We are decisive.

We're going to need a deputy.

Why do you love me, so much?

Please, stand.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

Take the piano and die.

We've only got one chance.

I see you smiling.

This is a fine ship

You need it.

This looks bad.

I have to tell you about the wizard.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Take this with water.

I love summer in France.

Throw me the ball.

You are so mean to me.

Someone's listening.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Don't get too close.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

I feel emotional.

They know it was me

We should go to the police.

We need to unite.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I want you to be merry.

I have faith.

Let's eat

I have the time.

It's not appropriate.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're a ghost.

This room is bugged.

I'm magnificent.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Who left a bike in the conservatory?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I volunteer to go!

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm going to need a dietician.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Leave it here.

Please, remain silent.

I am going to Christmas.

This looks familiar.

You're going down!

A girl needs her space.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

It's time to pack your bags.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a muffin.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I see you for who you are.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

When I was little, I wanted to be a silversmith.

Can I make out?

Don't fool around.

We need to stay.

Be better!

My life is over.

She was unconscious when I found her.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I have to tell you about the candy-bar.

You never say what you're thinking.

Did you eat while I was away?

You are a twit.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I want you to kill me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Hand me the burger.

I feel ashamed.

You are my favourite.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

We're going to need a screenwriter.

When the door opens, hide.

You found it.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Am I coming with you, or not?

We're gods.

I'll listen.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

You can do this

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I have the gun.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

A boy needs his grandfather.

How dare you look at me!

No one can ever know that I like to sing

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I can offer you a bagel.

I love spring in China.

Someone's in here.

Please, stop smoking.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You're going to need a fork.

Open sesame.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You could never want me.

Get ready for this.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I'm the worst air traffic controller on this planet

I want you to be dissonant.

This is the worst time to be happy.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

I know math.

You should protect your father.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

You are so kind to me.

I'm no good.

You're a god.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Let's go

You're coming with me!

Take the drink and die.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I volunteer myself!

You dropped it.

This looks great.

I've reported it to the President.

I want that dinosaur out of my car!

It's now or never

I have the card.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Love is like a lake...

You are not my mother.

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

Be careful!

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

Can I make peace?

Sorry, I have to take this.

Your nose has turned black.

A boy needs his own room.

Your lips have turned yellow.

We're ghosts.

You angel!

No one can ever know what we did.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

Get ready to dance.

Please, come in.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

We're going to need a saxophonist.

Give me the slice of pizza.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I never listened.

I can offer you a whiskey.

Who left a duck in the outhouse?

I want you to stop loving me.

I despise you.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Take the drink and leave.

You should think about this.

Open it here.

My life is cursed.

It's giving me grief.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I'll open it.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

It's not alive.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

We need to stop.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I have money.

Sound the alarm!

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I'm going to need a fork.

I want you to look at me.

Knitting is good for the soul.

How dare you smile at me!

Someone's locked the door.

Good morning!

This looks odd.

Take this with you.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You broke it.

No one will ever know

Open the window.

I can't find my cat anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Who left a gin and tonic in the wine cellar?

You should find your mother.

I could never want you.

I feel heroic.

I heard a howl coming from the classroom.

Did you fart yesterday?

I am willing.

I love winter in Australia.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Get ready, or get out.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm trying to understand.

I knew you could open it.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Let's dance

This room is haunted.

You never listen.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

It's not going to fit.

I never really lived.

I'm alone in the universe.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I know what happened.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You're going to need a construction worker.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I have needs.

Winners don't quit

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You are my everything.

This is the right time to be alone.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

We've only got one option.

You hate me.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I want that duck out of my car!

I'm the greatest game show host on this planet

A boy needs love.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Bad news travels fast.

Dating is like cooking...

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You should listen to your mother.

Did you eat this morning?

When the party starts, start crying.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I'll wait here.

Forgiveness is like a movie...

I see you are thinking.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Don't wait to be asked.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

I can offer you a burger.

You know it.

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to stop tricking me.

This is a fine mess

Let's watch TV!

I love spring in Canada.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You are a poet.

I am going to the wedding.

Can I make it count?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You never do what I want.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I know the future.

I feel lousy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I want that snake out of my life!

This looks peculiar.

You monster!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Leave it until morning.

You are my father.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want you to marry me.

I'll get ready.

You could never love me.

I'm weird.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Throw me the apple.

I see you have done this before.

I knew you could live like this.

I'm trying to believe you.

I want you to be individualistic.

Who left an ukulele in the basement?

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

It's not heavy.

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

I've reported it to the press.

I'm the only criminal on this planet

I should vote.

Good grief!

You're really something!

I have a secret.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

I feel forgetful.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

This looks suspicious.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I can offer you a banana.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Give me the teddy bear.

You're going to need a gardener.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Buying a house is like fixing a computer...

No one can ever know that I like you

I'll get it.

I love spring in Ireland.

I have to tell you about the sauna.

This is the worst time to be here.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

We're lucky.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

Mercy is like a picnic at the beach...

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I love you.

I want you to be dominating.

A boy needs a job.

I'm the worst cosmonaut who ever lived.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Can I make wine?

Who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?

This looks interesting.

You are an artist.

Please, stop doing that.

You lost it.

I want that zebra out of my house!

It's time to go.

You are not my father.

We are ritualistic.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

I never gave up hope.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

You're going to need a saw.

I want to tell you about the Heaven.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I have powers.

When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.

We need to go.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

No one suspects a thing

Drop it here.

You need me.

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