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I have to tell you about the party.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I want you to look at me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I volunteer as tribute!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I just want a chardonnay. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Hand me the skateboard.
I have needs.
Good night!
We're gods.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I'm the worst deputy who ever lived.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm a god.
Why do you love me, so much?
I love winter in Brazil.
Am I under arrest, or not?
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I want you to be questioning.
I'm trying to understand.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Open your heart.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You never say what you're thinking.
A boy needs his father.
I never hurt anybody.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Get ready to die.
Leave it here.
You're never going to get away with this!
Delivery!
Be careful!
I am going to the wedding.
Can I make noises?
I feel amused.
I'm crazy.
We're going to need a private detective.
Did you fart while I was away?
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
You should quit.
I see you came prepared.
You are a genius.
I'll watch.
Eating is good for the soul.
I hate you.
Each to their own.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
My life is a mystery.
I know math.
Let's watch TV!
No one can ever know that I was here.
When the lights go out, start crying.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You crashed the car on purpose.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You should write to your mother.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I volunteer myself!
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I'm the worst executioner on this planet
You are my favourite.
Don't ask any questions.
I've reported it to the press.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I want you to help me.
Show no mercy
You devil!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You could never hate me.
You're a ghost.
Someone's listening.
Sound the alarm!
I want that snake out of my house!
I am thrilled.
Open the window.
We're the same person.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You never do what I want.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Drop it here.
I have to tell you about the real estate agent.
I can offer you a croissant.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Take the piano and leave.
Good morning!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Please, tell me.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I have lost the will to live.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Why do you hate me, so much?
We need to make out.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I knew you could turn things around.
This is a fine mess
This looks bad.
I want you to stop blaming me.
A girl needs money.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I see you have done this before.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are not my father.
It was my fault that the party was cancelled.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I have the gun.
I'm cursed.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
You're crazy!
You will always love me.
I volunteer to go!
My love, it's beautiful.
Can I make a movie?
You should make peace with your father.
I'll wait here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Hand me the kite.
We're going to need a can opener.
Get ready to laugh.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Take this for luck.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm a ghost.
You should go to the police.
Whatever happens, don't panic
No one can ever know that I survived.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Freedom is like a multi-choice quiz...
No one can ever know how we did it.
We've only got one of these.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
You are sensitive.
Someone's in here.
You angel!
It's your fault that the crops died.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
You burned it on purpose.
Hey, watch me leave.
Let's drink
Leave it to the professionals.
I love winter in America.
I'm trying to open it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You are so kind to me.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
A cat may look at a king.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You are an inspiration.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I see you know what to do.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Your nose has turned purple.
I have powers.
Dating is like eating a salad...
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I know what happened.
Open the curtains.
You should protect your father.
I'm the worst dictator who ever lived.
You are my inspiration.
This room is shrinking.
We're going to need a knife.
We need to go.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have to tell you about the apple.
It's not dead.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We're magnificent.
I'll sit on it.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
You're under arrest!
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Can I make laughter?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Hey, watch me dance.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I should think about this.
Good grief!
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
All's well that ends well
Who left a coffee in the waiting room?
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You will always despise me.
We are paternalistic.
Take this with you.
You won't find it.
Having a child is like gardening...
Give me the banana.
You are a hero.
When I was little, I wanted to be a factory worker.
Open sesame.
I want you to stop me.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I see you for who you are.
Please, give up while you can.
I want that cat out of my house!
You are not my mother.
I love spring in Germany.
I have the card.
Let's go
I bet you know why I'm broke.
No one can ever know the truth.
You're coming with me!
I'm going to need a boatbuilder.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Give it here.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
I feel optimistic.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I am going to Christmas.
It's not tight enough.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Get ready to run.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Whoop-whoop.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You are so good to me.
Take this with water.
Who left a candy-bar in the living room?
It's giving me grief.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I could never want you.
You made me cry on purpose.
When the door opens, remain calm.
You deserve this
You could never want me.
I never could make up my mind.
Let's get it
We're going to need a lot of nails.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You're going to need a shovel.
I want you to kill me.
A boy needs money.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I've reported it to the President.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Stop, in the name of love.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I volunteer to eat it!
Please, lie down.
I am considerate.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Your ears have turned brown.
I want you to be obedient.
Am I dead, or not?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This room is bugged.
You should pay the bill.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
I can offer you a cocktail.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I want to tell you about the unicorn.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's giving me a headache.
Throw me the fishcake.
I never gave up hope.
Can I make finger puppets?
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
You never smile.
I feel ordinary.
You will always fascinate me.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I'm the only interpreter on this planet
Let's play
My love, it's so shiny.
You need it.
Don't wait to be asked.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I want that sheep out of my car!
We need to make a plan.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're ghosts.
Be better!
A boy needs his mother.
Okay. Just do what I do.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are a thief.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
My life means nothing.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
You are so mean to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I'm special.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
I want you to cook for me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You're going to need a juggler.
I'm going to need a knife.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
If you can't be good, be careful.
It's not yours.
We've only got one chance.
I want you to stop loving me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Your face has turned red.
Take the money and leave.
I need you.
You never have time for me.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
We are unsure.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You should ask your father.
I have time.
I'm trying to save you.
I have to tell you about the griffin.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I have the poem.
It's time to go.
I can offer you a good price.
This is a stick up.
You're a god.
I never listened.
You are an artist.
I'm the best taxi-driver on this planet
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You are so nice to me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Good luck!
You're no good.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Alright, who left a burger in the guest room?
Give me the doll.
My life is cursed.
I love fall in Japan.
You lost it.
Maybe no one will notice
This room is unstable.
I know who you are.
I want that bunny out of my car!
I can offer you a merlot.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I want you to betray me.
Can I make a cake?
I'm trying to help.
You should ask your mother.
It's giving me hope.
I have the knife.
This looks odd.
I've reported it to the police.
You are extraordinary.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
It's not going to fit.
We're going to need a hammer.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...
A boy needs confidence.
How dare you smile at me!
I feel lousy.
Don't get too close.
We need to make better decisions.
This is a fine ship
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to be aloof.
I have to tell you about the whiskey.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You can have it.
Patience is a virtue
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You're crazy.
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I am going to the funeral.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
Leave it alone.
You are not my son.
Be safe!
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I've reported it to mother.
I'm going to need a teacher.
I'm going to need a fork.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I never loved you.
Take the piano and die.
You monster!
You want me.
I will always love you.
No one can ever know what we did.
We need to order pizza.
I want you to love me.
I want you to be moody.
Open the door.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
You are an idiot.
Hey, watch me smile.
I bet you know why I'm here.
This is a day to remember
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I'm the worst governor on this planet
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You're going to pay!
How dare you laugh at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
No one suspects a thing
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
My life matters.
I am well-rounded.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I want that goat out of my life!
I want you to stop following me.
Please, stop doing that.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Can I make a comeback?
When the lights go out, hide.
I can offer you a job.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I see you every day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
I knew you could see it through.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I know the future.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
You could never despise me.
Who left a wine in the sauna?
I am going to Easter.
Get ready to dance.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I want you to read to me.
It was my fault that the crops died.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me move.
I'm going to need a sniper.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Falling in love is like cooking...
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'm the worst shaman who ever lived.
Your tongue has turned brown.
I never killed anyone.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to be contemptible.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You should find your mother.
Ha-cha-cha.
This looks edible.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I feel determined.
Someone's watching us.
We need to stay.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I should ask for more money.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Who left a deer in the guest room?
I have the need, the need for speed.
I despise you.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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