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Get ready to die.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I have the gun.
You're going to need a can opener.
I volunteer to go!
I'm a god.
My life means nothing.
We're going to need a lot of help.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You should write to your mother.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I've reported it to mother.
This is a fine mess
Let's get it
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Throw it here.
I see you are thinking.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This looks interesting.
I never hurt anybody.
I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.
I feel frisky.
Good night!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Take this for luck.
Open your heart.
You are an artist.
I will always love you.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You are my daughter.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You should go to the police.
You need it.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Don't upset your sister, not now.
A boy needs his mother.
Who left a carrot in the walk-in freezer?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Can I make a cake?
We're weird.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
This room is haunted.
I love winter in Japan.
Leave it here.
She was unconscious when I found her.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Someone's coming this way.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I'm the best architect who ever lived.
You could never fascinate me.
I want you to be bold.
Why do you love me, so much?
I know math.
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
Time to shine
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You're going to need a saw.
I'm a ghost.
You devil!
Your cheeks have turned white.
We need to fight.
Your nose has turned spotted.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's giving me hope.
We're gods.
I want you to clean up after me.
I have needs.
I am going to the grand opening.
Take the piano and leave.
I want that crow out of my life!
You burned it on purpose.
You are so kind to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.
It's time to go to bed.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one of these.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Hey, watch me leave.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
You never sing anymore.
Dancing is good for the soul.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You can have it.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Take this with water.
I feel energetic.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Be yourself!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Don't ask any questions.
I've reported it to the press.
Falling in love is like doing renovations...
Who left a beer in the bathroom?
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I never could make up my mind.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
This is a stick up.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Open the bottle.
You are forgiving.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are not my father.
Leave it until morning.
It's not appropriate.
I have the will.
I will always want you.
I'll get ready.
I'm weird.
You are a godsend.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Take the money and leave.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Sound the alarm!
My life is a mystery.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
We need to unite.
Someone's locked the door.
We're the same person.
Get ready to run.
You're going down!
Let's watch the game
How dare you look at me!
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to be helpless.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You're a god.
I volunteer myself!
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I love autumn in Ireland.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I knew you could turn things around.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want you to hold me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Be better!
You should find your mother.
This looks peculiar.
Good luck!
We're going to need a shovel.
The Devil is in the details.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
My love, it's beautiful.
I can offer you a job.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You are a poet.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You never do what I want.
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Can I make a yurt?
I want to tell you about the cracker.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
I heard laughter coming from the sauna.
It has to work
I am going to the party.
Don't get too close.
You want it.
You're amazing!
It's not right.
I'll sit on it.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
It's time to go.
I want you to be reserved.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Take the money and die.
How dare you smile at me!
I want that deer out of my house!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
We've only got one life.
How much time do you have?
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Life begins at forty.
Good morning!
I'm the only cosmonaut on this planet
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop questioning me.
I have the poem.
I could never hate you.
If you don't want it, put it back.
My life is over.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I see you have done this before.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You could never want me.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I want you to listen to me.
Please, don't move.
I never felt so alone.
I need to tell you about the the pyramids.
It's now or never
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Darling, it's dead.
Who left an apple in the lounge room?
You lost it.
You never take me seriously.
I am going to the funeral.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I have time.
Hey, watch me dance.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Delivery!
How dare you laugh at me!
I feel surprised.
I can offer you a good price.
You are my everything.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
You are a thief.
Your eyes have turned white.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
You made me cry on purpose.
I can offer you a Heineken.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's giving me a headache.
We're going to need a tax collector.
You're going to need a hammer.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Someone's listening.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
You are so nice to me.
I see you came prepared.
We've only got one hope.
It's not for sale.
I'm no good.
Give it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
No one can ever know that I like you
Let's go
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want that puppy out of my car!
I know the future.
I knew you could see it through.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
A boy needs his friends.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'll wait here.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm trying to believe you.
You despise me.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I should think about this.
You know it.
I am going to the wedding.
I volunteer to eat it!
Don't just stand there.
You are my sunshine.
We are keen.
Fear is like a camera...
It was your fault that the bus was late.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I want you to be alarmed.
This looks suspicious.
We're ghosts.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You angel!
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I have to tell you about the bogeyman.
I'm going to need a fork.
You are a hero.
Let's eat
It's not easy.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Open sesame.
A boy needs his space.
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Who left a saw in the sauna?
You never stop to think.
I want you to stop following me.
How much courage do you have?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I'm alone in the universe.
Get ready, or get out.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
It's time to make lunch.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
When I was little, I wanted to be a guitarist.
I'll keep guard.
You will always despise me.
Hand me the screwdriver.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I never listened.
Can I make it count?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I want that moose out of my life!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
Dare to dream
I am disobedient.
Please, stop laughing.
Whoop-whoop.
You are my mother.
Your face has turned yellow.
You're going to need a knife.
You are not my daughter.
I want you to kiss me.
I'm the worst barber on this planet
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I can't find my cider anywhere.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I see you know what to do.
I despise you.
We need to eat.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You're going to need a pirate.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You should call your mother.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Your ego is like a violin...
Your eyes have turned pink.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You monster!
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
You are the best person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
A girl needs discipline.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I never wanted to die.
Be safe!
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
You broke it.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I want that deer out of my life!
I can offer you a beer.
I feel youthful.
You should think about this.
I want you to betray me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.
Leave it alone.
I have the letter.
I can't find my crocodile anywhere.
You need me.
I want you to stop believing in me.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This looks odd.
It's not ready.
I love spring in Brazil.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You're going to need a spatula.
Let's dance
Can I make pizza?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You're really something!
Persuasion is better than force.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I have faith.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I am going to Easter.
This room is shrinking.
You are my teacher.
I'm the best physician who ever lived.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm trying to care.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
I'm going to need an air traffic controller.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
Open the door.
We are inspired.
You never call me.
Please, wait here.
You will always fascinate me.
Take the piano and go.
You are a handsome devil.
Who left a wrench in the conservatory?
Why do you tease me, so much?
Someone's in here.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
It's giving me grief.
Time is a great healer.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Take this with you.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want you to be neutral.
I have money.
You should disown your mother.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I feel ridiculous.
Hey, watch me smile.
Finding a job is like opening a letter...
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I have to tell you about the fishcake.
A boy needs his own room.
I'm going to need a veterinarian.
We need to make out.
How much influence do you have?
I know what happened.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I've reported it to the President.
You're lucky.
I never wanted this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Drop it here.
I'm the greatest gladiator who ever lived.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I love autumn in Canada.
I could never despise you.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can offer you a 7-up.
I want that panda out of my room!
This is the worst time to be alone.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
I want you to be wary.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I see you every day.
Who left a saw in the pantry?
I should hide.
Your tongue has turned pink.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I feel suspicious.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I am obnoxious.
I'm going to need a private detective.
I've reported it to the police.
Take the piano and die.
This looks great.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Show me the knife.
I have lost the will to live.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You should ask your father.
Someone's watching us.
We've only got one bullet.
I have the scroll.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
Please, be careful.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
You are not my type.
We need to order pizza.
I could never need you.
I'm trying to win.
Let's watch TV!
You dropped it.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I want you to be lovely.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
You never say what you're thinking.
Open the curtains.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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