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Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You found it.

If you don't want it, put it back.

This room is bugged.

A boy needs his space.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Ha-cha-cha.

Take the money and die.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I love summer in India.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to stop looking at me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

We should hide.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You're going to need a saw.

Variety is the spice of life.

Stop, in the name of love.

You're going to need a geologist.

Let's go

We're ghosts.

I want you to help me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Don't wait to be asked.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

My love, it's beautiful.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I have the time.

Who left a dog in the living room?

I volunteer to eat it!

I am brilliant.

You devil!

Be yourself!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are so kind to me.

Delivery!

I have to tell you about the apple.

Your tongue has turned grey.

Leave it outside.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Take this for luck.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

We need to help each other.

I'll help.

I feel brave.

I'm the best clown on this planet

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.

I'm alone in the universe.

I can offer you a whiskey.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I can offer you a job.

Winners don't quit

You never take me seriously.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

This is a day to remember

I want that moose out of my car!

You made me cry on purpose.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

My life is cursed.

Leave it here.

It's not appropriate.

Hand me the skateboard.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

You're never going to get away with this!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You are not my father.

Why do you tease me, so much?

How much courage do you have?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I love winter in Switzerland.

I have money.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We should pay the bill.

We're gods.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I'm trying to believe you.

No one can ever know the truth.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

My love, it's dead.

I'm a ghost.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

This room is haunted.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Please, stand.

You should listen to your mother.

Take the drink and die.

It's time to make lunch.

You're going to need a biologist.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

You are my daughter.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Get ready to laugh.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I see you came prepared.

You will always need me.

We need to play.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I never hurt anybody.

You are so mean to me.

Someone's in here.

I want you to hold me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to document my trip to England.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Let's watch the game

This is a fine ship

I'll listen.

Take this and pray.

I want that cheetah out of my car!

Did you get lucky just now?

You are mealymouthed.

I'm the best meteorologist on this planet

Sound the alarm!

Hey, watch me move.

Stop, in the name of the law.

My life is over.

Time to shine

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I knew you could open it.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You are an inspiration.

I am going to the wedding.

You're a ghost.

I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

Can I make a mess?

Be better!

I know who you are.

Leave it to the professionals.

Friendship is like a forest...

It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the hole.

Good luck!

We've only got one option.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I see you have done this before.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

You're lucky.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

It's giving me hope.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

We need to unite.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You will always fascinate me.

We're going to need a poet.

I love spring in India.

This room is shrinking.

Get ready to dance.

You are my teacher.

You lost it.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I'm the greatest spy who ever lived.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You're amazing!

Please, stay where you are.

I want you to clean up after me.

This looks edible.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

We should start a business.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Open the door.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Don't ask any questions.

Did you eat just now?

Your cheeks have turned pink.

Your nose has turned white.

You angel!

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I volunteer myself!

I need you.

I see you every day.

Give it here.

I can offer you a good price.

I'll sit on it.

This is a stick up.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I feel certain.

I have to tell you about the carrot.

You are an artist.

It's giving me a headache.

You should find your mother.

We're the same person.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

We're no good.

I know what happened.

I am clumsy.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

I've reported it to the President.

It's time to go.

Get ready, or get out.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I'm going to need a chauffeur.

Good grief!

Am I coming with you, or not?

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I want you to betray me.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Take the piano and leave.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I never wanted this.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Be careful!

We need to make better decisions.

The first thing to consider is safety.

My love, it's so shiny.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You should think about this.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I have time.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Someone's coming this way.

I am going to Easter.

I can offer you an iced tea.

You could never love me.

The truth is like a book...

You monster!

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You never have time for me.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I'm trying to help.

It's not alive.

You are a hero.

Drop it here.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

We've only got one bullet.

Your dreams are like chocolate...

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I'll wait here.

I heard a howl coming from the office.

I am weak-willed.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I knew you could fix it.

Your nose has turned purple.

I love spring in Japan.

I volunteer to go!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

All's well that ends well

This looks wrong.

I'm the worst mortician on this planet

I want you to stop tricking me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You should protect your mother.

Take the money and go.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I see you for who you are.

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

I want that kangaroo out of my life!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Take this with water.

The truth will out.

You're alone in the universe.

I never killed anyone.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

It's time to pack your bags.

We're going to need a pilot.

You never stop to think.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Find some proof that I lied to you.

A girl needs her mother.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

My life means nothing.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Can I make a wish?

Someone's listening.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want to tell you about the party.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I want you to stop me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

When the door opens, hide.

Who left a spring-roll in the kitchen?

I feel outrageous.

How dare you laugh at me!

Hey, watch me smile.

I hate you.

I want you to stop questioning me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I'm the only printer on this planet

Love is like a beach...

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Open it here.

We're going to need a can opener.

You are my reason for living.

You're going to pay!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Your tongue has turned pink.

I know where you were.

You could never despise me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Take the piano and die.

I volunteer as tribute!

Good morning!

We've only got one hope.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

You are so nice to me.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I have the poem.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

You dropped it.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Can I make a difference?

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I bet you know why I'm going.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Who left a horse in the closet?

I'm going to need a florist.

I love winter in England.

No one can ever know what we did.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

You are my inspiration.

It's time to go to bed.

I heard a sound coming from the dining room.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You should pay the bill.

Let's eat

This looks odd.

I feel courageous.

Did you eat last night?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I'm lucky.

Show me the candy-bar.

Plug it in here.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You never smile.

I'm the only pilot on this planet

Am I dead, or not?

It's not working.

My life matters.

I will always want you.

I am going to the funeral.

Open the bottle.

I am uncaring.

I can offer you a Guinness.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Love is like a beautiful melody...

We need to fight.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to be ravenous.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I have the scroll.

I love spring in China.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You despise me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I know more than you realise.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Hand me the bike.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I want you to look at me.

I want you to stop loving me.

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I'm a god.

I feel tense.

A girl needs a job.

There's no smoke without fire.

How dare you look at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

My life is a mystery.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Open the curtains.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Take the money and leave.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This room is unstable.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

You should call your father.

I can offer you a banana.

I have the will.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Don't fool around.

I want that octopus out of my life!

I need to tell you about Easter.

I love autumn in Brazil.

I'm the best sound technician who ever lived.

I'm going to need an assassin.

I'm trying to win.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Whoop-whoop.

You are a thief.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I want you to cook for me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Your face has turned spotted.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I am reassured.

No one can ever know that I like you

You should buy a lottery ticket.

You know it.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

It's not ready.

I'm magnificent.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

We're going to need a saw.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Open sesame.

Can I make a deal?

It was my fault that the bus was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

You're going down!

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

Who left an ukulele in the wardrobe?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Please, wait here.

Did you fart yesterday?

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

You could never hate me.

I want you to be witty.

You're going to need a blacksmith.

Sorrow is like a camera...

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I love winter in Ireland.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

I knew you could turn things around.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want that monkey out of my life!

We're going to need a lot of nails.

You should disown your father.

A girl needs her space.

It's not yours.

I need to tell you about the merlot.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You won't find it.

Your ears have turned white.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I am open-minded.

You are a liar.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Who left a sandwich in the dining room?

How much luck do you have?

Hand me the pickle.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

It's time to brush your teeth.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I feel scared.

Can I make up?

I can offer you a bagel.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to be intent.

Good night!

You could never need me.

I'll get it.

I am going to Christmas.

Open the window.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I have the letter.

I see you let yourself in.

This is the right time to be angry.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

You are the best person I have ever met.

Take the drink and leave.

I heard a sound coming from the stable.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

Please, stop smoking.

I'm crazy.

I'm the only interrogator on this planet

Be safe!

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Maybe no one will notice

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