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I want you to stop believing in me.

You never smile.

Delivery!

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm special.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

You can't have it.

Be yourself!

I volunteer to go!

You will always hate me.

It's not the right size.

I'll get ready.

You are my sunshine.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I want that giraffe out of my room!

I have the card.

We are spirited.

I never wanted to die.

I love fall in Brazil.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Someone's in here.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I knew you could live like this.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You angel!

A boy needs love.

Your lips have turned green.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Sound the alarm!

Open the door.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I'm a ghost.

You are a thief.

Good morning!

We're gods.

I'm trying to save you.

My life matters.

Let's drink

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I will always hate you.

Can I make an igloo?

I want you to look at me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I know the future.

Get ready to run.

We've only got one life.

Do as I say, not as I do.

You are not my mother.

I can offer you a whiskey.

Take this for luck.

Why do you love me, so much?

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

This room is shrinking.

I want that chicken out of my car!

I see you every day.

It's not yours.

Take the money and go.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You're really something!

No one can ever know that I like you

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that you survived.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I love summer in Ireland.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Despair is like a violin...

It's giving me a headache.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Okay. Just do what I do.

This is a fine mess

Be safe!

Your face has turned white.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I have the poem.

My love, it's so juicy.

I am going to the funeral.

We're ghosts.

You made me cry on purpose.

I've reported it to the President.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Someone's listening.

Who left a guitar in the kitchen?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

No one will ever know

You are the best person I have ever met.

It was my fault that the train was late.

I'm lucky.

Good luck!

You're a god.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You never take me seriously.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Leave it here.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

How dare you smile at me!

Can I make it through?

Let's watch TV!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

We're going to need a truck driver.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I want you to be melancholic.

I see you for who you are.

We need to fight.

I will always want you.

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

We've only got one chance.

I have to tell you about the dining room.

I'm the worst exterminator who ever lived.

I'll wait here.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a saw.

Darling, it's dead.

Your ears have turned brown.

My life is a mystery.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

A girl needs her own room.

Leave it outside.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are an artist.

This is the right time to be alone.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

This is a stick up.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Did you fart while I was away?

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want that lion out of my house!

You despise me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a criminal.

It was your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

Ha-cha-cha.

I have 20-20 vision.

I've reported it to the police.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I volunteer as tribute!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I have the letter.

Sadness is like a canvas...

I feel weak.

I know math.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Who left a diet Pepsi in the lounge room?

I can offer you a Red Bull.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

We're insignificant.

I never gave up hope.

I need to tell you about the the submarine.

Take this with you.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Hey, watch me move.

Take the piano and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Your tongue has turned orange.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You're going to need a magistrate.

Just breathe

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You're going down!

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

My love, it's delicious.

Get ready to die.

This room is haunted.

We're the same person.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I want you to read to me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are not my conscience.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You know it.

Knitting is good for the soul.

You are my mother.

Let's eat

Your lips have turned purple.

You should ask your father.

Good grief!

I can't find my green tea anywhere.

I have faith.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I want you to be loving.

I've reported it to mother.

Open the window.

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Freedom is like a picnic in the park...

I want you to stop lying to me.

I am negativistic.

We need to help each other.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I'm trying to open it.

Hand me the croissant.

I want to tell you about the sphinx.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

We're going to need a welder.

I volunteer myself!

I know what happened.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I knew you could survive.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Did you fart today?

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm no good.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I have the scroll.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I'm the best hairdresser on this planet

You can do this

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me dance.

Be careful!

You are not my favourite.

Good night!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

It's giving me an error message.

You should find your father.

I feel hurt.

I can offer you a good price.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I love fall in Australia.

I'll get it.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I can't find my margarita anywhere.

Someone's having a bad day.

You are so mean to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Please, come closer.

We need to unite.

This looks edible.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You are my reason for living.

You hate me.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

We've only got one option.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Your eyes have turned stripey.

Darling, it's beautiful.

You are a hero.

It's not ready.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

It's time to brush your teeth.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

We're crazy.

I am busy.

I want you to cook for me.

Don't just stand there.

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Get ready to laugh.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I want you to be solitary.

You're going to need a marine.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I love summer in America.

Can I make animal sounds?

How dare you laugh at me!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Time is a great healer.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Take the drink and go.

I knew you could see it through.

This room is bugged.

Who left a banana in the dining room?

Hey, watch me leave.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Stop, in the name of love.

My life is over.

Throw me the shovel.

I'll watch.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I feel ecstatic.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I want that bee out of my car!

You're going to need a hammer.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

You want me.

You broke it.

I heard a voice coming from the stable.

When the door opens, start crying.

I should start a business.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I love winter in Spain.

You're coming with me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Did you fart just now?

I want you to be extraordinary.

I want you to hold me.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I despise you.

I am fatigued.

I am going to the wedding.

You are my daughter.

I'm going to need a deputy.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Luck is like a guitar...

Why do you tease me, so much?

I never really lived.

You devil!

Take this and pray.

This looks bad.

Open sesame.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Hey, watch me smile.

It's not alive.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We've only got one hope.

My love, it's dead.

I need to tell you about the exotic dancer.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Hand me the wrench.

I can't find my punch anywhere.

You are not my type.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Dating is like cooking...

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a make-up artist.

I volunteer to eat it!

I have time.

Please, give up while you can.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You are so kind to me.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a lot of help.

I want you to clean up after me.

You should make peace with your father.

You never say what you're thinking.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I could never love you.

I feel worried.

Stop, in the name of the law.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

How much luck do you have?

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

We are persuasive.

You are my teacher.

We should quit.

Hand me the can opener.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Open it here.

You're under arrest!

I want to tell you about Christmas.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This looks wrong.

My life means nothing.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Who left a fish in the bedroom?

You fascinate me.

You're going to need a knife.

You're a ghost.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Open the bottle.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Take the piano and leave.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I have the time.

I want to tell you about the goblin.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

I want you to stop following me.

You're alone in the universe.

I will always love you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You should protect your mother.

I love spring in Spain.

A boy needs boundaries.

You're going to need a sleuth.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the conservatory.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

You never have time for me.

I'm trying to help.

Please, stop crying.

When the door opens, start singing.

Throw it here.

I want you to be methodical.

You should ask for more money.

Who left a zebra in the classroom?

I have needs.

Take this with water.

I feel decisive.

Leave it alone.

This is a fine ship

You will always want me.

Open your heart.

Throw me the wrench.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I know more than you realise.

Your lips have turned yellow.

Pearls of wisdom.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Can I make a plan?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

We need to close it.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I love summer in India.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

I'm magnificent.

I am going to Christmas.

I am angry.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I can offer you a Heineken.

It's not right.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are a godsend.

You need it.

I want you to stop me.

No one can ever know what we did.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Don't wait to be asked.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

I'm the greatest courier who ever lived.

I'll open it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

You're amazing!

I want you to be glad.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You never sing anymore.

Alright, who left a fishcake in the bathroom?

Show me the sandwich.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I feel helpless.

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

Please, don't drink that.

I want you to document my trip to England.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

It's not safe.

I can offer you a job.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Am I dead, or not?

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I am anxious.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I'm a god.

I can offer you a merlot.

Drop it here.

You could never love me.

I will always despise you.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Who left a shovel in the lobby?

You monster!

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

No one suspects a thing

Can I make out?

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You burned it on purpose.

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