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I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I'm the greatest cook who ever lived.

You love me.

I can offer you a grape juice.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

This is a fine mess

Let's watch the game

Get ready for this.

I'll open it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

It's not going to fit.

Someone's listening.

You can't have it.

Be yourself!

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This looks great.

Winners don't quit

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I feel amused.

Hey, watch me smile.

You're cursed.

I want you to look at me.

You are my sunshine.

I've reported it to the President.

Give it here.

You are so good to me.

We're going to need a can opener.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

My life is over.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Who left a fork in the basement?

I want you to be freethinking.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Can I make kimchi?

You are an idiot.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

We're going to need a historian.

Open the curtains.

I'm a ghost.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Take this with water.

I want that beetle out of my room!

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You never call me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your father, not now.

All things must pass.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is the right time to be alone.

I know math.

Love is like a camera...

We're the same person.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Show me the bike.

I'll wait here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Please, sit down.

I have needs.

You angel!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Leave it here.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Getting married is like changing your underwear...

She was unconscious when I found her.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.

Ha-cha-cha.

This looks edible.

You will always despise me.

I volunteer to eat it!

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I want you to read to me.

We need to make out.

You're under arrest!

Get ready to dance.

You should protect your mother.

I see you for who you are.

I could never want you.

My life means nothing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Open it here.

A boy needs boundaries.

You are so kind to me.

We are responsive.

We've only got one bullet.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I love autumn in Germany.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Take the money and go.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want that turtle out of my house!

I feel like crying.

You never sing anymore.

Throw me the muffin.

I'm the only fishmonger on this planet

Let's eat

Someone's having a bad day.

No one can ever know the truth.

This is crazy

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'm going to need an astronaut.

Sound the alarm!

You are a twit.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I never felt so alone.

I'm a god.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Take this and pray.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

He was unconscious when I found him.

I need to tell you about the the pyramids.

Hey, watch me dance.

Leave it alone.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Falling in love is like turning on a radio...

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I have a secret.

We're going to need a lot of money.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want you to marry me.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

How much time do you have?

I love winter in France.

Take the drink and go.

A boy needs his space.

Alright, who left a hot chocolate in the attic?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I can't find my goldfish anywhere.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You should protect your father.

Please, stop doing that.

I despise you.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I volunteer as tribute!

You're never going to get away with this!

Love is like a mountain...

I've reported it to the press.

You're going to need a farmer.

We're going to need a shovel.

You are not my conscience.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

I feel adventurous.

I can offer you a job.

You could never need me.

I am going to the funeral.

It's time to make lunch.

Can I make time?

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Did you eat just now?

You are my love.

Good night!

You should pay the bill.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I am empty.

Don't just stand there.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

You dropped it.

I want you to cook for me.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

My life is cursed.

Someone's in here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I'm lucky.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

Leave it outside.

How dare you laugh at me!

We're ghosts.

I know what to do.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Open sesame.

We're going to need a scout.

Throw me the screwdriver.

You're a god.

Cooking is good for the soul.

We need to stay.

Time to shine

I volunteer to go!

You devil!

Every picture tells a story.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.

Let's play

If you're sure, we'll get started.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

A girl needs her friends.

You are a godsend.

This room is unstable.

Be careful!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Who left a ball in the guest room?

Take the money and leave.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

This is a stick up.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

I'm the greatest lighthouse-keeper who ever lived.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I am going to Christmas.

I see you let yourself in.

I could never love you.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

When the door opens, hide.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Your face has turned blue.

It's time to pack your bags.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I knew you could see it through.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I'll keep guard.

This looks interesting.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Fears are like marshmallows...

Can I make room?

I should start a business.

Good luck!

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to document my trip to India.

A girl needs her own room.

We're insignificant.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You should make peace with your father.

I've reported it to the police.

I want that bunny out of my car!

I never loved you.

I feel anxious.

Your cheeks have turned green.

You could never fascinate me.

Open the window.

We need to play.

My love, it's alive.

You're going down!

You are infuriated.

You broke it.

Give me the doll.

It was my fault that the label came off.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

Whoop-whoop.

I'm the greatest author who ever lived.

Please, don't take that.

It's not ready.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Don't meet troubles half-way.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

We're gods.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'll sit on it.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

Get ready to laugh.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You should write to your father.

I want you to listen to me.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

You need me.

Don't ask any questions.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I'm trying to help.

I am going to the party.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Good morning!

I want that panda out of my house!

Who left an ant in the lobby?

Take the piano and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Can I make love?

You're really something!

We've only got one hope.

It's not tight enough.

It's giving me grief.

Put it here.

Your face has turned brown.

Delivery!

I never hurt anybody.

You are a handsome devil.

We are nihilistic.

This is a day to remember

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Let's drink

You should quit.

I could never despise you.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Be better!

When I was little, I wanted to be a navigator.

Leave it until morning.

Get ready, or get out.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I want you to stop blaming me.

Hand me the bratwurst.

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Open the door.

I want you to be indignant.

My love, it's delicious.

I love summer in Germany.

Take this for luck.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I'm going to need a pharmacist.

Take the money and die.

You're weird.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I can offer you a good price.

My life is a mystery.

I feel inferior.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Who left a donkey in the barn?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Did you get lucky today?

I have the will.

I'm the best judge who ever lived.

It's not dead.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

You are not my father.

You know it.

We're going to need a lot of help.

I never really lived.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Don't get too close.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want you to document my trip to England.

A girl needs her mother.

Can I make medicine?

I have money.

Plug it in here.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to kill me.

I could never need you.

I can't find my cheetah anywhere.

You're special.

You're crazy!

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

Dammit, who left a saw in the guest room?

How dare you look at me!

Hand me the doll.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We need to order pizza.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

You will always need me.

I love summer in India.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I want that pony out of my house!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

It's not appropriate.

I'm going to need a spatula.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Your lips have turned purple.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm trying to open it.

You are a poet.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I need to tell you about Easter.

This room is haunted.

Please, stay where you are.

You are transparent.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

Running for office is like brushing your hair...

We've only got one of these.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

You are not my daughter.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

It's giving me hope.

I want you to be unlovable.

You never say what you're thinking.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I'm the only truck driver who ever lived.

You need it.

It's your fault that the dog died.

You should write to your mother.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I feel positive.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Your tongue has turned black.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

You're a ghost.

A boy needs his father.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You are a hero.

Be safe!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I knew you could open it.

I'm going to need a mortician.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Show me the ball.

I want that cheetah out of my car!

I never could make up my mind.

I will always hate you.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Who left a fork in the bedroom?

Dreams are like chocolate...

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

We're going to need a hammer.

I know more than you realise.

I'll get it.

We are inquisitive.

I have powers.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Maybe no one will notice

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

You never take me seriously.

It's giving me a headache.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Let's get it

You should disown your mother.

Getting married is like doing housework...

Please, stop shouting.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

You are the best person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

I'm no good.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I can offer you a whiskey.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Your face has turned yellow.

Darling, it's delicious.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wine cellar.

I'm the best beautician on this planet

I want you to stop loving me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I want that ant out of my car!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I feel invulnerable.

Someone's watching us.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You're amazing!

You should call your father.

Who left a kite in the stable?

Can I make it fun?

You can do this

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I'm trying to care.

We need to stop.

Did you eat this morning?

I hate you.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I have lost the will to live.

Open your heart.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

The first thing to consider is safety.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I can offer you a pinot.

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