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Who left a wine in the bedroom?

I can offer you a good price.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

You should call your father.

Justice is like a guitar...

I want you to kill me.

We're the same person.

Can I make soup?

You can have it.

A girl needs discipline.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You crashed the car on purpose.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

My life matters.

Good grief!

I despise you.

Take the money and leave.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I see you let yourself in.

Leave it outside.

When the door opens, remain calm.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I've reported it to the President.

Someone's locked the door.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Let's go

I bet you know why I'm here.

Please, give me that.

You are so nice to me.

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

We're going to need a referee.

This is a stick up.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

It's not tight enough.

Take this for luck.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I never gave up hope.

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

I feel ravenous.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

This room is shrinking.

You are unrestrained.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'll watch.

It's time to go.

Get ready to laugh.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I have needs.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Delivery!

Why do you hate me, so much?

Just breathe

I want that bear out of my life!

I'm trying to win.

We're gods.

I volunteer to eat it!

Leave it until morning.

Sound the alarm!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm the best animal trainer on this planet

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I love winter in Australia.

Be yourself!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I knew you could survive.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You're insignificant.

Dying is like opening a gate...

You're going down!

We should think about this.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Drop it here.

You are an inspiration.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

Darling, it's beautiful.

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I can offer you an icecream.

Did you fart yesterday?

Take the drink and die.

This looks odd.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You want it.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

This is the worst time to be here.

You are not my favourite.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We are eloquent.

I feel ugly.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You're going to need a lot of wood.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to marry me.

I will always hate you.

I've reported it to mother.

Someone's coming this way.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

I am going to Christmas.

I want that monkey out of my life!

We've only got one hope.

I see you have done this before.

Can I make sandwiches?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I want you to stop believing in me.

It's not for sale.

I'm a ghost.

Redemption is like a party...

Let's drink

I know more than you realise.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Stop, in the name of love.

You should listen to your mother.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You devil!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I feel shy.

I want to tell you about the cartoonist.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

No one can ever know the truth.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

You're going to need an athlete.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You are a twit.

Please, don't move.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I'm the best hypnotist on this planet

Throw me the bike.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Did you eat this morning?

This room is bugged.

I love summer in Japan.

Hey, watch me leave.

Take this with water.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You're special.

Your cheeks have turned green.

Don't just stand there.

Today is the day

Alright, who left a spatula in the bedroom?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This looks familiar.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I'll sit on it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I knew you could open it.

I want you to listen to me.

You are not my mother.

Take the money and die.

I want you to be appreciative.

Let's dance

Ha-cha-cha.

I see you every day.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Wisdom is like a violin...

We are affectionate.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Open the door.

It's time to go to bed.

Put it here.

I never loved you.

I heard a sound coming from the conservatory.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Am I dead, or not?

You should start a business.

Someone's in here.

I want that puppy out of my car!

I could never despise you.

You're going to pay!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You burned it on purpose.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you a milkshake.

Get ready to die.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I know math.

Throw me the celery stick.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You found it.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I'll get ready.

Laughing is good for the soul.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You should write to your father.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Can I make amends?

My love, it's so expensive.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to be impudent.

Don't get too close.

I'm the greatest taxidermist on this planet

I can't find my bird anywhere.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Take the drink and go.

This looks nice.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Someone's having a bad day.

Leave it here.

We need to make out.

I'm insignificant.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.

My life is over.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the police.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I have the poem.

I see you smiling.

It's time to pack your bags.

Nothing succeeds like success.

You are not my daughter.

I knew you could fix it.

I volunteer myself!

Who left a wine in the bathroom?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

A boy needs his own room.

She was unconscious when I found her.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We're ghosts.

I have a secret.

I want that kitten out of my car!

Good luck!

It has to work

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You should find your father.

I want you to be fascinated.

I can offer you a pickle.

Give me the bike.

We should go to the police.

Be careful!

You are my everything.

You are a godsend.

We've only got one chance.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Can I make up a story?

I want you to clean up after me.

You won't find it.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You're a god.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Darling, it's dead.

How dare you laugh at me!

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

I have the card.

It's not yours.

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Your nose has turned pink.

Take the drink and leave.

I want you to stop following me.

I want to tell you about the zookeeper.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

I'm no good.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Live and let live.

Reading is good for the soul.

We need to unite.

Let's eat

You never say what you're thinking.

I love spring in Spain.

I'm the worst inventor on this planet

You deserve this

Open sesame.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I want you to cook for me.

You are not my son.

I am provocative.

This is a day to remember

You're a ghost.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Your despair is like a mountain...

You could never want me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

I have lost the will to live.

I'll help.

You should write to your mother.

I want you to document my trip to China.

Why do you love me, so much?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You can't have it.

I'm special.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I want that otter out of my house!

My life is cursed.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I have the knife.

I want you to be forgetful.

Your tongue has turned red.

Plug it in here.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You're really something!

Hand me the carrot.

We need to make better decisions.

This room is haunted.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

Get ready, or get out.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I feel frivolous.

It was your fault that the cat died.

I never killed anyone.

Can I make sure?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Good night!

Whoop-whoop.

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a sandwich.

Take the money and go.

Just be yourself

I could never need you.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I want you to betray me.

You are so good to me.

I'll wait here.

How dare you smile at me!

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's giving me a headache.

This looks great.

Let's watch the game

I have faith.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I am dignified.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Did you eat yesterday?

I know what to do.

I love winter in Japan.

Please, stop smoking.

Your ears have turned yellow.

Take this with you.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I'm the only composer on this planet

I'm crazy.

We're going to need a barber.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

It's the singer not the song.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want that dinosaur out of my room!

Leave it alone.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Can I make joy?

I never listened.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are my son.

I'm a god.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I can offer you a cider.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Your nose has turned purple.

You are a genius.

I want you to be difficult.

I can't find my duck anywhere.

I feel self-conscious.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Get ready to dance.

You could never hate me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You should ask your father.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You never smile.

You are so mean to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Throw me the chair.

Hey, watch me dance.

Stop, in the name of the law.

They know it was me

This is the worst time to be happy.

We've only got one of these.

Your ears have turned spotted.

Take this and pray.

Who left a daiquiri in the outhouse?

Someone's watching us.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

We're no good.

Can I make changes?

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

It's not in.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I'm going to need a court jester.

It's giving me an error message.

Success is like a forest...

It was your fault that the bus was late.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

A girl needs love.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You angel!

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You are a poet.

I want you to hold me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

You should vote.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Don't wait to be asked.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Let's watch TV!

I have money.

You are not my type.

I feel surprised.

I want that octopus out of my car!

I'm the greatest navigator on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Patience is a virtue

We're going to need a spatula.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

It's not ready.

Please, don't take that.

We're going to need an exotic dancer.

I am going to the grand opening.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Your cheeks have turned orange.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You want me.

We need to stop.

We've only got one life.

I can offer you a Pepsi.

Take the piano and go.

I volunteer as tribute!

A boy needs his father.

Give me the knife.

I love spring in India.

I have the letter.

Did you fart while I was away?

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I want you to be certain.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You're crazy.

This is a fine mess

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

No one can ever know how we did it.

I should quit.

I heard a voice coming from the closet.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a truck driver.

I feel tenacious.

Get ready to run.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want that yak out of my car!

This looks peculiar.

We're going to need a fork.

I'm the only ambassador who ever lived.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are liberated.

I'll open it.

You never take me seriously.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Open the bottle.

I want you to document my trip to England.

You will always need me.

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

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