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This is a fine mess
How dare you laugh at me!
You are a twit.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Okay. Just do what I do.
We need to stop.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
We're magnificent.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Be careful!
I know where you were.
Leave it until morning.
I'm a ghost.
I should go to the police.
It's not for sale.
This looks interesting.
I've reported it to the President.
I have time.
I am going to Easter.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Take the money and leave.
Eating is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
My life is cursed.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
We're the same person.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You can't have it.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Show me the pickle.
I'll open it.
You could never want me.
Take this and pray.
Buying a house is like opening a door...
Let's drink
Who left a can opener in the guest room?
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.
I never gave up hope.
I can offer you a job.
Man does not live by bread alone.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You burned it on purpose.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Delivery!
I'm the only spin doctor on this planet
I want you to be studious.
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I'm trying to believe you.
I want that rabbit out of my car!
Don't wait to be asked.
Someone's having a bad day.
You're crazy!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I volunteer to eat it!
The first thing to consider is safety.
I knew you could live like this.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I have a secret.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I need to tell you about the the moon.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Find some proof that they deceived you.
You should ask your father.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
We've only got one life.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mercenary.
You are a godsend.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
It's not working.
You are my son.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Leave it outside.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Who left a knife in the office?
Did you get lucky this morning?
I see you came prepared.
I am honorable.
We're gods.
Ha-cha-cha.
I feel decadent.
I want you to clean up after me.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Take the piano and die.
Let's watch TV!
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I'm the best candlemaker on this planet
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Someone's listening.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You won't find it.
This is the right time to be alone.
Hey, watch me leave.
Throw me the candy-bar.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm a god.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We need to play.
This looks great.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You're special.
You made me cry on purpose.
Get ready to dance.
I heard a noise coming from the pantry.
You should ask your mother.
Good night!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want that bee out of my life!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You are my favourite.
I know more than you realise.
Your eyes have turned grey.
We've only got one of these.
It's not the right size.
I want to tell you about the croissant.
Power is like a mountain...
I never felt so alone.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I want you to be reverential.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're ghosts.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
It's giving me a headache.
It's time to go.
How dare you smile at me!
Put it here.
A girl needs love.
You need me.
I have the knife.
We're going to need a chicken sexer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Sound the alarm!
This room is unstable.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Patience is a virtue
Did you fart yesterday?
Can I make friends?
I want you to love me.
I see you let yourself in.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I love spring in France.
We're insignificant.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I love you.
You never listen.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Please, be careful.
I feel destructive.
You want it.
We are aimless.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
My love, it's so shiny.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
You are a hero.
I can offer you a punch.
Your lips have turned orange.
Open sesame.
I can offer you a good price.
You are not my mother.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I'll sit on it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We've only got one option.
I know the future.
We need to make out.
You monster!
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
My life means nothing.
I want that dog out of my car!
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want you to be efficient.
I am going to the wedding.
I have the poem.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You will always want me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I have faith.
This is a day to remember
I'm trying to open it.
I could never hate you.
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
You're never going to get away with this!
I want you to look at me.
I see you are thinking.
Can I make love?
Take this for luck.
You're a ghost.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Sorry, I have to take this.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Leave it alone.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I can offer you a Powerade.
It's not dead.
I'm the best private detective on this planet
Get ready to run.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Don't fool around.
I'll keep guard.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I heard weeping coming from the stable.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
You are so nice to me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Just be yourself
It's time to go to bed.
This looks familiar.
It was your fault that the crops died.
I know what to do.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You love me.
Failure is like a bar of soap...
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I want that wombat out of my life!
I have the need, the need for speed.
Good morning!
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
You found it.
When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.
You're a god.
I am eloquent.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I should think about this.
I feel youthful.
I volunteer myself!
I have lost the will to live.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Your face has turned spotted.
Throw it here.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You never take me seriously.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You're insignificant.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I'll wait here.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Your ears have turned white.
Can I make the bed?
We're going to need a knife.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Let's eat
You should find your mother.
You angel!
Someone's coming this way.
I'm trying to understand.
Maybe no one will notice
I can offer you a bratwurst.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Reading is good for the soul.
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
I am going to the funeral.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You're coming with me!
I want you to stop questioning me.
You are my inspiration.
I want that puppy out of my house!
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Stop, in the name of love.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I feel amused.
Sorrow is like a guitar...
We are rejected.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I'm the best police officer who ever lived.
Plug it in here.
Open the curtains.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Don't upset your father, not now.
Who left a cracker in the library?
A boy needs his friends.
Be better!
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I never listened.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
You're going to need an archer.
You are so good to me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I volunteer to go!
Don't just stand there.
I'm no good.
Please, give up while you can.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You will always fascinate me.
You never stop to think.
This looks suspicious.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You should disown your father.
We should quit.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
I am going to Christmas.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I need you.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
This room is bugged.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
We need to break up.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You are not my daughter.
I feel disappointed.
You are an artist.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
A boy needs love.
I'm the greatest bandit on this planet
It was my fault that the wedding was ruined.
Show me the doll.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I see you every day.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I'll listen.
I want that goat out of my house!
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Good grief!
You are my reason for living.
We're lucky.
You're going to need a DJ.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You never do what I want.
You're under arrest!
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
It's not open.
I know math.
Hey, watch me move.
Leave it to the professionals.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I hate you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I can offer you a Guinness.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you can dance.
It's going to be okay
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You should write to your mother.
You're going to need a spatula.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
You are not my conscience.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
Did you eat while I was away?
Throw me the fork.
This is the right time to be happy.
I'll watch.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
We need to stay.
I have 20-20 vision.
Pleasure is like a picnic in the park...
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
You fascinate me.
I'm the greatest interpreter who ever lived.
Whoop-whoop.
You should go to the police.
I am money-minded.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I want you to stop tricking me.
An man's home is his castle.
I feel dirty.
Open it here.
It's not easy.
You are a poet.
I see you know what to do.
I can offer you a merlot.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I have the time.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You're alone in the universe.
Be yourself!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
When the party starts, hide.
Okay, who left a saké in the bedroom?
Open the window.
I've reported it to the press.
I want you to hold me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Can I make a treehouse?
This is a fine ship
Please, look at me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I am going to the party.
Take the drink and die.
Your nose has turned green.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
No one will ever know
You are my sunshine.
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
A girl needs boundaries.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I know who you are.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Get ready to die.
Hey, watch me dance.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I have money.
I'll get it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I am aimless.
You are not my son.
This room is haunted.
I love spring in Australia.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You dropped it.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I want you to marry me.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I feel confident.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
Show me the shovel.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Take the drink and go.
You never have time for me.
Did you eat today?
Learning is like writing a to do list...
Let's get it
It has to work
When I was little, I wanted to be a swimmer.
I want you to be pleased.
I can't find my soda anywhere.
We're no good.
I have to tell you about the library.
Darling, it's dead.
Romance is like a spring day...
Dammit, who left a slice of pizza in the classroom?
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
You are an inspiration.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
This room is shrinking.
To every thing there is a season.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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