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I never loved you.
Open the bottle.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I have the scroll.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I can offer you a strawberry milkshake.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
This is a day to remember
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
You angel!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want that fish out of my life!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I feel lost.
Give it here.
We're gods.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Take this and pray.
Leave it to the professionals.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
You found it.
Sleep is like a camera...
Please, don't eat that.
I'm the greatest scientist on this planet
I want you to kiss me.
I have a secret.
I want you to be dissonant.
I'll keep guard.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You are glamorous.
You are a godsend.
I want you to stop smelling me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
This room is bugged.
I volunteer to eat it!
My life matters.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You never listen.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
We're crazy.
I love winter in Japan.
You're a god.
It's time to go to bed.
Can I make the world better?
I need to tell you about the werewolf.
Take the money and leave.
It's going to be okay
I know where you were.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Sorry, I have to take this.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I can offer you a smoothie.
I want that crab out of my room!
I've reported it to the President.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I never felt so alone.
Someone's having a bad day.
This is the right time to be happy.
We're ghosts.
We should vote.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Give me the spoon.
Becoming rich is like opening a door...
Don't ask any questions.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Be better!
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You should listen to your father.
We've only got one chance.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I heard weeping coming from the library.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take this with you.
I feel energetic.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You are my only hope.
You want it.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Who left a cheetah in the bedroom?
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
A boy needs boundaries.
Good morning!
I want you to be sulky.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
My love, it's so juicy.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I see you have done this before.
You're under arrest!
Your ears have turned blue.
You are so good to me.
I have the card.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could fix it.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I'm special.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Persuasion is better than force.
This looks odd.
You are an artist.
Throw it here.
I'm the worst physicist who ever lived.
Get ready for this.
Don't fool around.
We're going to need a wrench.
We've only got one option.
My life means nothing.
Your face has turned brown.
Stop, in the name of love.
You will always fascinate me.
I want to tell you about the goddess.
This is a fine mess
I am going to the wedding.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Please, come in.
Show me the umbrella.
It's time to make lunch.
I want to tell you about the party.
I've reported it to mother.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me move.
Who left an ale in the lounge room?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I know what to do.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Take the piano and go.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I never hurt anybody.
I see you know what to do.
Delivery!
You're going to need a florist.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
You monster!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You know it.
I want that panda out of my room!
This room is unstable.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You are submissive.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I'm no good.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Be safe!
Leave it here.
Just be yourself
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
I'll help.
You are my favourite.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Get ready to die.
I could never want you.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Open the window.
Don't get too close.
I knew you could see it through.
This looks familiar.
Sound the alarm!
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to help me.
Despair is like a lake...
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Can I make a mess?
I can offer you a pickle.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
It's not the right size.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Your nose has turned white.
Hey, watch me dance.
There's no smoke without fire.
I want to tell you about the merlot.
You want me.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
This is a fine ship
I never really lived.
You're amazing!
You're going to need a knife.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
It's giving me an error message.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I am going to the funeral.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Good luck!
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
You are not my conscience.
I'm going to need a sleuth.
Be careful!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You're magnificent.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I'll listen.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
This looks interesting.
Open the curtains.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I'm the best historian who ever lived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Did you eat today?
It was my fault that the dog died.
Leave it alone.
A boy needs his mother.
I want you to stop following me.
I can offer you a good price.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Throw me the fork.
You will always want me.
You are so mean to me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I have lost the will to live.
Please, stop laughing.
Someone's coming this way.
You never call me.
Your ears have turned stripey.
You made me cry on purpose.
You can do this
I want that fox out of my life!
Who left a banana milkshake in the outhouse?
I want you to be bitter.
You devil!
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Get ready to dance.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I'm trying to save you.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Darling, it's delicious.
Take the money and die.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
This room is shrinking.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Cold hands, warm heart.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are my teacher.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
Am I dead, or not?
It was my fault that the plane was late.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be an impersonator.
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to inspire me.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
It's not alive.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
We're going to need a can opener.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I could never need you.
I never wanted this.
You never smile.
Good grief!
I'm the only game show host who ever lived.
Did you eat at work?
You're cursed.
You could never fascinate me.
Let's watch TV!
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
I feel sentimental.
How much time do you have?
We've only got one bullet.
I need to tell you about the smoothie.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
We need to make out.
Take the piano and die.
I can offer you a water.
You are a genius.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
Your tongue has turned black.
I want you to be ordinary.
You can't have it.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
This is the worst time to be alone.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I'll watch.
You are not my son.
A girl needs love.
Your ears have turned yellow.
Take this with water.
I'm a god.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
I have the knife.
It's giving me hope.
I want that lamb out of my room!
It's not right.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You're coming with me!
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I know more than you realise.
I have money.
You should call your father.
I need to tell you about the closet.
You never stop to think.
Good night!
We need to unite.
You're weird.
I love winter in Spain.
I feel clear-headed.
I will always want you.
Am I coming with you, or not?
My life is over.
I heard a howl coming from the library.
You're going to need a model.
You could never love me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Can I make finger puppets?
We're the same person.
I want you to be cultured.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I am going to Christmas.
Plug it in here.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I'll get it.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I volunteer to go!
It's your fault that the cat died.
I see you are thinking.
You are an inspiration.
Show no mercy
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Show me the kite.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to stop me.
Someone's in here.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have the poem.
We've only got one hope.
I can offer you a job.
We should ask for more money.
How dare you smile at me!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I am earthy.
I love spring in Brazil.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You can have it.
It's time to go.
We need to make a plan.
You are so kind to me.
We're magnificent.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I feel cold.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You should write to your father.
I'm going to need a hammer.
A boy needs confidence.
You never have time for me.
I volunteer as tribute!
I can't find my Powerade anywhere.
Who left a fish in the armory?
Did you fart today?
I want that puppy out of my room!
I can offer you a bagel.
Drop it here.
I want you.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I want you to be sad.
Get ready to run.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I'll sit on it.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
You're crazy!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Take the drink and leave.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
I am going to the grand opening.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I'm the worst chicken sexer who ever lived.
You burned it on purpose.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take this for luck.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
It's giving me a headache.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
It was your fault that the cat died.
Hey, watch me smile.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I'm a ghost.
A boy needs his space.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are a twit.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
When the door opens, start crying.
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
We're lucky.
I should vote.
My life is cursed.
I can offer you a whiskey.
We need to help each other.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You broke it.
Love is like a party...
You are so nice to me.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You are trusting.
I feel independent.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
It's not easy.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Someone's listening.
Your face has turned green.
Ha-cha-cha.
I'm trying to win.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Let's dance
You're a ghost.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
The wages of sin is death.
I have needs.
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Take the drink and die.
This looks edible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.
I'm the worst yak herder on this planet
I need to tell you about Sunday.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to be guilty.
Eating is good for the soul.
No one will ever know
Open your heart.
This room is haunted.
Please, be careful.
I'm going to need an undertaker.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I can offer you a muffin.
You are my everything.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
I see you every day.
Get ready, or get out.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
It's not tight enough.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Give me the chicken wing.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
This is the right time to be amused.
I love fall in Japan.
I knew you could turn things around.
Can I make medicine?
You're going to need a shovel.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want to tell you about the hot dog.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I want that chipmunk out of my life!
It's time to pack your bags.
We need to stay.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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