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You are not my father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

Good morning!

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are a godsend.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This looks great.

Leave it to the professionals.

It was your fault that the game sucked.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's not going to fit.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm crazy.

You're coming with me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Take this and pray.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Put it here.

I never felt so alone.

I'm the best sniper on this planet

I see you every day.

I want you to be optimistic.

A girl needs discipline.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Dying is like turning on a faucet...

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to listen to me.

I'll get ready.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

We're gods.

Let's eat

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I have the gun.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I can't find my shark anywhere.

No one will ever know

If you don't want it, put it back.

Hey, watch me move.

You are so mean to me.

This room is haunted.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You should think about this.

You lost it.

You burned it on purpose.

Please, look at me.

Be careful!

Delivery!

I volunteer as tribute!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I'm a god.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Friendship is like a camera...

Stop, in the name of love.

Hand me the cracker.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I am going to the funeral.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Someone's in here.

You're cursed.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I know who you are.

We need to make out.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Take the drink and die.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I am disorganized.

Can I make sense?

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Don't ask any questions.

You're going to need a swineherd.

I'll get it.

You monster!

When I was little, I wanted to be an athlete.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

No one suspects a thing

You could never need me.

I want you to be single-minded.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

We're the same person.

I will always love you.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Why do you love me, so much?

You're never going to get away with this!

Give it here.

I can't find my punch anywhere.

I feel elated.

I see you smiling.

You never listen.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

We've only got one option.

How much luck do you have?

Get ready, or get out.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Open your heart.

This looks odd.

I'm a ghost.

Please, come in.

I have lost the will to live.

I am going to the wedding.

It's giving me grief.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to love me.

How dare you smile at me!

I love winter in Germany.

Hey, watch me leave.

Darling, it's so shiny.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

I know where you were.

We're going to need a professor.

I have to tell you about Easter.

This is a fine mess

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

You are so kind to me.

I am unique.

I'm the best webmaster who ever lived.

I'll open it.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I heard a howl coming from the armory.

Leave it outside.

Eating is good for the soul.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

No one can ever know that I survived.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Someone's coming this way.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I never could make up my mind.

You should pay the bill.

We've only got one bullet.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're weird.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

It was my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I feel heartbroken.

We need to fight.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I can offer you an ale.

It's giving me an error message.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Take the money and die.

I want you to be tenacious.

You made me cry on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You're going to need a spoon.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Don't get too close.

Open it here.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are a thief.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I have time.

Can I make art?

You could never love me.

You should find your mother.

Let's watch TV!

I am inhibited.

You're going to pay!

I could never hate you.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

When the lights go out, start singing.

Life is like a piano...

Am I dead, or not?

Be yourself!

It's time to pack your bags.

I want you to kill me.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a weaver.

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Okay. Just do what I do.

A girl needs a job.

I'll listen.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I see you are thinking.

Did you get lucky just now?

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Show no mercy

I can't find my bed anywhere.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I love autumn in Australia.

I have the knife.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Plug it in here.

Okay, who left a Jack Daniels in the dungeon?

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't wait to be asked.

It's not ready.

Your ears have turned stripey.

I feel afraid.

We need to break up.

I want you to be perverse.

You are an inspiration.

My love, it's beautiful.

I have to tell you about the cocktail.

I'm the greatest gardener who ever lived.

You never smile.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You need me.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

You should disown your mother.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to betray me.

You broke it.

This is a stick up.

You are so nice to me.

Your ego is like a bar of soap...

My life is cursed.

I never loved you.

You devil!

Give me the croissant.

Open sesame.

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

I have powers.

Be better!

You're going to need a bank robber.

Take the piano and die.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

I have the time.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

You are the best person I have ever met.

This looks interesting.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Let's get it

Can I make a kite?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Take this with water.

I love autumn in America.

Get ready for this.

Someone's locked the door.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I feel messy.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I'll be here, if you need me.

A girl needs her friends.

Leave it here.

I need to tell you about the chocolate milk.

This room is unstable.

I want you to stop loving me.

I'm lucky.

It's not in.

She was unconscious when I found her.

This is the worst time to be here.

You are so good to me.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You are my reason for living.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You need it.

You are ticklish.

Good grief!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

This is a day to remember

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I can offer you a long white.

Let's drink

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

You never sing anymore.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I knew you could live like this.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Hand me the fishcake.

You're a ghost.

You could never want me.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

My life is a mystery.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

You're going to need a private detective.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I feel cautious.

Drop it here.

It's almost over

I want you to look at me.

You are a twit.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I have faith.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You're amazing!

When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I'm alone in the universe.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Can I make the bed?

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You angel!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I never wanted to die.

You should listen to your mother.

Open the bottle.

Leave it alone.

This is the right time to be happy.

Take the drink and go.

I know the future.

It's time to make lunch.

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

You're going to need a saw.

I'm the only matador who ever lived.

Who left a bratwurst in the pantry?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want that deer out of my car!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Pain is like a book...

Please, stop crying.

How much courage do you have?

I am going to the party.

This looks nice.

We are shallow.

Your face has turned spotted.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I've reported it to the press.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I feel ignorant.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to be desperate.

Can I make friends?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Throw it here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I love summer in Spain.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You love me.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

I'm weird.

I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.

You should find your father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I'm trying to win.

Leave it until morning.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Show me the spatula.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Love is like a canvas...

This looks suspicious.

You never stop to think.

You're going to need a rat catcher.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You deserve this

It's your fault that the cat died.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're going to need a wrench.

Your ears have turned brown.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I want you to be disinterested.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Please, wait here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I know what to do.

I feel helpless.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I want that duck out of my car!

I have the poem.

You dropped it.

Can I make it worse?

You should write to your mother.

I heard a howl coming from the cell.

You're a god.

You are an idiot.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

You are indignant.

A boy needs his space.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Alright, who left a saw in the lounge room?

I'm the greatest meteorologist who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Don't just stand there.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I want to tell you about the diplomat.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You're going to need a burglar.

I want you to be cultured.

I want you to help me.

We're alone in the universe.

I love autumn in Germany.

Open the curtains.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

We need to stay.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Gardening is good for the soul.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

It was your fault that the dog died.

Get ready to laugh.

You never take me seriously.

I have 20-20 vision.

I despise you.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I feel romantic.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

You are my son.

Can I make up?

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Let's play

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

You should make peace with your mother.

I volunteer to go!

I'll wait here.

Hey, watch me smile.

You could never fascinate me.

How much time do you have?

You are not my daughter.

We're going to need a spoon.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

It's not open.

It's giving me hope.

We are suspicious.

I should ask for more money.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

We're going to need a photographer.

I need to tell you about the fishcake.

I want that squirrel out of my car!

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Who left a chocolate milk in the barn?

I want you to read to me.

I want you.

We've only got one life.

I can offer you a whiskey.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Take the money and go.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

This looks familiar.

We need to close it.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I'm the best busker who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

We're ghosts.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You never call me.

Someone's having a bad day.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We're no good.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You're crazy!

You are my sunshine.

Throw me the doll.

You are a genius.

Any port in a storm.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I am crude.

I have the will.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I want you to stop following me.

I'm trying to open it.

Can I make a decision?

A boy needs confidence.

Strength is like a camera...

I'm the best flight attendant who ever lived.

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