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Sorry, I can't do this any more.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can offer you a good price.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I'm going to need a fisher.
Good luck!
I want you to love me.
You devil!
You never have time for me.
Can I make it count?
No one can ever know the truth.
Let's get it
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Hey, watch me smile.
I'm weird.
Open sesame.
We're ghosts.
I'm a ghost.
He was unconscious when I found him.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sculptor.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I feel decadent.
Who left a kite in the laundry?
Darling, it's so juicy.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I'll sit on it.
Am I dead, or not?
I knew you could fix it.
You won't find it.
I know what happened.
Don't wait to be asked.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
You are my everything.
I never could make up my mind.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
This is a day to remember
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to be caring.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
We need to open it.
I see you know what to do.
Get ready to laugh.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
It's not in.
I volunteer to eat it!
Someone's watching us.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are mannered.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
You are so kind to me.
Take the drink and go.
Please, wait here.
I could never want you.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Leave it outside.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Open the curtains.
Your face has turned purple.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Just be yourself
I'm lucky.
I can't find my latte anywhere.
Take this with you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I'm the only flight attendant on this planet
You should write to your mother.
Whoop-whoop.
Hey, watch me leave.
I'm a god.
The truth is like a book...
Hand me the apple.
You hate me.
You're going to need a lot of help.
We're the same person.
I've reported it to Interpol.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm trying to understand.
It's time to go to bed.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
We're going to need a construction worker.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to stop loving me.
This looks edible.
My life matters.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You're going to need a fork.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Be better!
You are a twit.
You're under arrest!
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
Good night!
Can I make it right?
I want that fox out of my room!
We need to order pizza.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
Did you eat this morning?
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Darling, it's so expensive.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Who left a bike in the garage?
Sound the alarm!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I volunteer as tribute!
I need to tell you about Thursday.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are my daughter.
Let's watch the game
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You should call your father.
I have to tell you about the terrorist.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I feel cautious.
When the party starts, remain calm.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
You never stop to think.
We are tall.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Hand me the celery stick.
A girl needs her grandfather.
You broke it.
Don't just stand there.
You will always despise me.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I want you to marry me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
We've only got one bullet.
Get ready, or get out.
Leave it here.
Your ears have turned orange.
Be yourself!
I'm the best librarian who ever lived.
We're magnificent.
You monster!
I know the future.
You're crazy!
Talk is cheap.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I am going to the grand opening.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Hey, watch me dance.
I could never need you.
Please, give up while you can.
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to stop smelling me.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
It's time to pack your bags.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Stop, in the name of love.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
We need to unite.
This room is unstable.
Delivery!
My love, it's beautiful.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You will always love me.
Can I make the world better?
I never listened.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I have money.
I want to tell you about the waiting room.
Patience is a virtue
How much time do you have?
This is a fine ship
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'll watch.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You're a god.
I am going to the party.
Take this and pray.
Do as I say, not as I do.
I want you to be profound.
Be careful!
You're going to need a spy.
How dare you look at me!
My life means nothing.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to kill me.
I should vote.
You are impatient.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I volunteer to go!
You should ask your father.
I can offer you a strawberry milkshake.
You will always want me.
Your nose has turned grey.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
You're cursed.
I see you are thinking.
Dammit, who left a guitar in the lounge room?
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
We need to make out.
This looks great.
Good grief!
A boy needs his space.
You're amazing!
Take the money and go.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
This room is haunted.
I love spring in China.
You angel!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Darling, it's beautiful.
I knew you could open it.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You are my inspiration.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Hand me the muffin.
It's now or never
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can offer you a job.
Please, listen to me.
I'm going to need a spoon.
We're gods.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Dreams are like spaghetti...
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Death is like a party...
You are so nice to me.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I have the letter.
I want that camel out of my room!
You want me.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Can I make a yurt?
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You're going to need a butcher.
Let's eat
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Be safe!
You're special.
A girl needs money.
I heard a howl coming from the chapel.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I love fall in Japan.
Take this for luck.
Alright, who left an egg nog in the guest room?
I want you to be empty.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
I am discontented.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Please, stop crying.
I never hurt anybody.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I see you every day.
We've only got one option.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
Having a child is like going to the beach...
Get ready to die.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
You never smile.
Did you eat just now?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm the only choreographer on this planet
Let's drink
I bet you know why I'm going.
Plug it in here.
Darling, it's dead.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I have the will.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
You are not my daughter.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I feel resentful.
She was unconscious when I found her.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
I'll open it.
It's giving me grief.
Your nose has turned black.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I am going to Christmas.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
A girl needs her space.
I want you to be sedentary.
Dammit, who left a gin and tonic in the studio?
I need to tell you about the wine cellar.
This looks peculiar.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's not safe.
I am spontaneous.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
I have faith.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to stop me.
Take the piano and die.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Can I make a splash?
I've reported it to the police.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
This is a fine mess
I never loved you.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Please, give me that.
I'm going to need a hammer.
You know it.
I have the card.
I'm insignificant.
You should make peace with your mother.
Who left a tiger in the bedroom?
Hey, watch me move.
I feel terrible.
You are my love.
Ha-cha-cha.
You are a poet.
A girl needs love.
I want that kangaroo out of my life!
It's giving me an error message.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You should vote.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You can do this
You never take me seriously.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Take the piano and leave.
I am stupefied.
Darling, it's delicious.
It's not right.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're weird.
Let's dance
I'm the only cartoonist who ever lived.
Someone's in here.
Can I make art?
You are not my father.
I have lost the will to live.
Your tongue has turned white.
We're going to need a servant.
You're going to pay!
This looks nice.
This room is shrinking.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Throw it here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Who left a lemonade in the barn?
You want it.
You are an inspiration.
Don't ask any questions.
When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I want that goat out of my car!
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Clothes do not make the man.
My love, it's alive.
You are my reason for living.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
Leave it until morning.
I never gave up hope.
I will always need you.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Get ready for this.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
A boy needs a job.
Someone's having a bad day.
We're going to need a magician.
This is crazy
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You are so good to me.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Open the bottle.
I want you to hold me.
This is the worst time to be here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
Alright, who left a monkey in the basement?
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
This looks suspicious.
I feel heartbroken.
Don't fool around.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
You never sing anymore.
Did you fart today?
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I have the scroll.
How dare you smile at me!
Get ready to dance.
I should pay the bill.
I'm the worst translator on this planet
If you're done, we'll get started.
You're really something!
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You should find your mother.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Friendship is like a party...
You are a handsome devil.
I'm magnificent.
Your nose has turned orange.
You can't have it.
You burned it on purpose.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to read to me.
Your eyes have turned red.
Show me the guitar.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Am I coming with you, or not?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Someone's listening.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
My life is cursed.
I feel disgusting.
Did you eat last night?
When the door opens, start singing.
Buying a house is like doing housework...
We've only got one life.
I never wanted this.
We're going to need a hammer.
We are independent.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Open your heart.
You're going to need a linguist.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I want that eagle out of my car!
You should write to your father.
Take the drink and die.
You are a genius.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
This room is bugged.
I'm trying to open it.
I'm the greatest coroner who ever lived.
I am going to the wedding.
I could never hate you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Dammit, who left a chair in the wardrobe?
A boy needs his mother.
I love summer in Antarctica.
I want you to be clean.
I volunteer myself!
I know who you are.
You lost it.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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