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Random Dialogue (x 500)
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I want that crab out of my car!
Open the curtains.
It's time to go to bed.
I'm weird.
When the door opens, hide.
I never killed anyone.
You're a god.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I know what happened.
I volunteer to eat it!
You made me cry on purpose.
We're the same person.
I can offer you a Red Bull.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Good night!
Throw me the hammer.
I love you.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You're going to need a photographer.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
You are a poet.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Sound the alarm!
You're never going to get away with this!
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
This room is unstable.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
You could never love me.
Get ready for this.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I am going to the grand opening.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Let's watch TV!
I'll help.
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop believing in me.
Can I make sense?
I'm going to need a knife.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want you to love me.
Take the money and die.
My life is over.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
When I was little, I wanted to be an author.
Just try not to cry
I have money.
Your tongue has turned black.
You never call me.
I see you every day.
How dare you smile at me!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Don't just stand there.
You burned it on purpose.
Be safe!
I have the gun.
You should quit.
I'm the greatest exotic dancer on this planet
I love spring in England.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You devil!
A boy needs his own room.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Take this with water.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's giving me hope.
I want that pig out of my room!
Someone's listening.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hand me the wrench.
Get ready to die.
You are cruel.
Give it here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It's not mine.
I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.
You despise me.
I'll wait here.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You are so nice to me.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Did you get lucky at work?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Open sesame.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to be peaceful.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Please, stop doing that.
I am going to Christmas.
Your ears have turned green.
You want it.
Take the piano and go.
This looks interesting.
I see you came prepared.
We're insignificant.
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is a fine ship
This room is shrinking.
We've only got one life.
Ha-cha-cha.
Your face has turned grey.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Love is like a good book...
You are a thief.
My life matters.
Show no mercy
I volunteer as tribute!
I want that seal out of my room!
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I never hurt anybody.
A boy needs his father.
It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are not my type.
Let's watch the game
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's giving me a headache.
I'm the best pawnbroker who ever lived.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Good morning!
This is the worst time to be here.
We're going to need a fisher.
My love, it's dead.
It's your fault that the cat died.
You're a ghost.
You should listen to your mother.
I love winter in America.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I feel cynical.
You're going down!
You are so good to me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Okay. Just do what I do.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm trying to believe you.
Please, stay where you are.
You never do what I want.
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
I'll watch.
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're insignificant.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This room is bugged.
Who left a whiskey in the guest room?
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
We are dynamic.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Laughing is good for the soul.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
We've only got one hope.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I will always love you.
Take this for luck.
My life is a mystery.
Why do you love me, so much?
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
It's not appropriate.
It's almost over
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
I volunteer to go!
The wages of sin is death.
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to kiss me.
Hand me the muffin.
A boy needs his friends.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to be charming.
I am going to the wedding.
Can I make trouble?
Take the piano and die.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Let's get it
We're weird.
I never really lived.
It's giving me grief.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'll keep guard.
You should ask for more money.
We're gods.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I feel determined.
Please, look at me.
When the lights go out, start crying.
You're going to pay!
I'm a god.
You're going to need a hammer.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I see you know what to do.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
You never smile.
Good luck!
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You're going to need a thief.
Who left a duck in the bedroom?
You angel!
I know math.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I've reported it to the press.
We've only got one option.
I'm the greatest salesperson on this planet
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Hand me the spoon.
Can I make art?
I have needs.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You are so kind to me.
This looks wrong.
We need to order pizza.
It's not safe.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I could never love you.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are my favourite.
Hey, watch me leave.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You will always want me.
Your nose has turned grey.
Someone's in here.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Leave it here.
I knew you could turn things around.
You're going to need a can opener.
I never loved you.
How dare you look at me!
Take the money and leave.
Please, stop smoking.
I'm the greatest actor who ever lived.
I want that porcupine out of my car!
You should find your mother.
You dropped it.
I can offer you a burger.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Leave it until morning.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Let's eat
You never stop to think.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You're under arrest!
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
This is a fine mess
Get ready, or get out.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
When the party starts, hide.
It's time to pack your bags.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'm going to need a guitarist.
You are a godsend.
Dammit, who left a bratwurst in the bathroom?
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Dying is like turning on a radio...
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Stop, in the name of love.
We are experimental.
I can't find my mojito anywhere.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Hand me the ukulele.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Your nose has turned blue.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You're magnificent.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
The first thing to consider is safety.
When I was little, I wanted to be a jailer.
We need to help each other.
Drop it here.
I knew you could see it through.
I love winter in Brazil.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's not for sale.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Take the money and go.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Please, sit down.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Did you eat just now?
I have the poem.
Am I dead, or not?
I could never hate you.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm a ghost.
You never say what you're thinking.
I want that snail out of my room!
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I feel positive.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You should disown your mother.
We should ask for more money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I see you for who you are.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Don't wait to be asked.
I heard laughter coming from the armory.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I've reported it to mother.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Let's dance
I want you to be engrossed.
You are so mean to me.
We need to break up.
I know the future.
Darling, it's alive.
You are my daughter.
I'm the worst wedding planner who ever lived.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
Delivery!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You're going to need a lot of paint.
You're weird.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Who left an ale in the laundry?
I can't find my daiquiri anywhere.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I never wanted to die.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
I have a secret.
I can offer you a lemonade.
I want you to hold me.
Take the drink and go.
Someone's watching us.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Show me the skateboard.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need an imam.
Can I make a splash?
You fascinate me.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want you to be trembling.
I am pathetic.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
A girl needs her father.
Get ready to run.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I want that goat out of my car!
Please, stop crying.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I know more than you realise.
You are my only hope.
Your eyes have turned blue.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm cursed.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
Let's go
I love summer in Brazil.
I want you to marry me.
I need you.
You could never fascinate me.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You monster!
No one can ever know how we did it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Take the drink and leave.
I want that duck out of my room!
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Did you get lucky today?
Good grief!
Show me the icecream.
I've reported it to the police.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mercenary.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I feel worked up.
I'll get it.
Open the window.
Your nose has turned yellow.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Can I make certain?
I want you to stop following me.
I'm the only drug dealer on this planet
I can offer you a chai.
You are my son.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Please, tell me.
I have to tell you about the coroner.
Today is the day
You are insincere.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Be yourself!
No one can ever know that I like you
I never felt so alone.
We're going to need a shovel.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I want that chicken out of my car!
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
My love, it's delicious.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.
I have the time.
You are not my mother.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
It's time to go.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Life is like a violin...
You should protect your mother.
I want you to inspire me.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I've reported it to the President.
Knitting is good for the soul.
My life is cursed.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
How much luck do you have?
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's not ready.
You're really something!
You're special.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I want you to be sensual.
You are my father.
We are mannerless.
I can offer you a Earl Grey tea.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
You can do this
I'm the worst priest on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
My love, it's so shiny.
I see you let yourself in.
This room is haunted.
I am going to the funeral.
When I was little, I wanted to be an explorer.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You should protect your father.
Get ready to laugh.
We've only got one chance.
I want that donkey out of my room!
I'm going to need an exotic dancer.
I can offer you a job.
Open the bottle.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you about the fishcake.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I love summer in India.
It's not the right size.
A girl needs her grandmother.
This looks odd.
I knew you could open it.
The exception which proves the rule.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I can offer you a Mountain Dew.
Someone's locked the door.
You won't find it.
We need to open it.
I am abrupt.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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