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If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I have powers.

I could never love you.

Darling, it's alive.

I feel destructive.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Throw it here.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You are so nice to me.

Open your heart.

I've reported it to the police.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Good night!

This room is shrinking.

Get ready to dance.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You are a poet.

Leave it outside.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I am going to the funeral.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I know more than you realise.

Can I make a cake?

We're cursed.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Take this for luck.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

It's time to pack your bags.

You angel!

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I want you to listen to me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Today is the day

I knew you could make up your mind.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You never have time for me.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

No one can ever know what we did.

Take the piano and die.

We're ghosts.

I can offer you a water.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I can offer you a job.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Let's get it

You are not my type.

You won't find it.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I want that monkey out of my room!

Please, come closer.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

Hey, watch me dance.

Leave it until morning.

I want you to be earthy.

You are my inspiration.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Am I dead, or not?

You should ask your mother.

You are so good to me.

This is a stick up.

You are an artist.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I am going to the grand opening.

Okay, who left a Pepsi in the kitchen?

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

A girl needs boundaries.

You're coming with me!

I'm the best beautician on this planet

Open the curtains.

Get ready, or get out.

I want you to stop following me.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I love fall in India.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Darling, it's so shiny.

It's not ready.

I feel crazy.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Whoop-whoop.

You love me.

We've only got one life.

Give it here.

My life is a mystery.

How dare you look at me!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You never stop to think.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I want you to kiss me.

Your tongue has turned white.

We're going to need a programmer.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

No one can ever know that I survived.

Someone's locked the door.

Don't shoot the messenger.

You devil!

Give me the chicken wing.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Please, don't drink that.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to document my trip to France.

Delivery!

Stop, in the name of the law.

Can I make soup?

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

You're cursed.

This looks nice.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We need to make a plan.

You are my only hope.

I want that dog out of my house!

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

A boy needs money.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I want you to be outspoken.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This is a day to remember

You are a genius.

I can't find my yak anywhere.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I have the time.

You're a ghost.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a swordsmith.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I'm going to need a zookeeper.

You found it.

I've reported it to mother.

Let's drink

We are closed off.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I am going to Christmas.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

You are not my daughter.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

When the door opens, hide.

Leave it here.

I never gave up hope.

Take the money and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

We need to close it.

I will always love you.

It's giving me grief.

Please, stop shouting.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Good morning!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

It was your fault that the train was late.

It's time to brush your teeth.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

All's well that ends well

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

I can offer you a pickle.

I want that tiger out of my life!

This looks bad.

You're weird.

I want you to be alienated.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Sorry, I have to take this.

My love, it's delicious.

Your eyes have turned pink.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Hey, watch me smile.

You're going down!

Can I make history?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You broke it.

I volunteer to go!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You need me.

I feel optimistic.

We're the same person.

Give me the screwdriver.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want you to read to me.

I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm going to need a hairdresser.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

A word to the wise is enough.

You should start a business.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

A boy needs confidence.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I want to tell you about the author.

Alright, who left a bear in the kitchen?

You're going to need a spatula.

You're a god.

My life matters.

Be better!

I want that cat out of my life!

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Hope is like a picnic in the park...

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You are not my father.

I'm the worst burglar on this planet

I see you came prepared.

I am trusting.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Dare to dream

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to be resourceful.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

Stop, in the name of love.

Did you fart at work?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

It's not working.

We're no good.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You should protect your father.

This looks great.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Your ears have turned spotted.

Get ready to die.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

I know what to do.

I have the gun.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You're crazy!

A girl needs love.

This room is haunted.

I could never want you.

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.

I feel liberated.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

We need to make better decisions.

We've only got one hope.

This is a fine ship

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

There is honour among thieves.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We are unfathomable.

I am going to the party.

I want you to document my trip to England.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I'll get it.

Let's watch the game

I should ask for more money.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Take this with water.

Show me the icecream.

Don't ask any questions.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Your nose has turned red.

You will always despise me.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This looks suspicious.

I never wanted to die.

I'm trying to understand.

You never take me seriously.

When the door opens, start singing.

We're crazy.

I have the will.

My love, it's beautiful.

Romance is like a piano...

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

No one can ever know how we did it.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

Open it here.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

Who left a tiger in the garage?

I love summer in Canada.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want that wolf out of my life!

I see you for who you are.

Be yourself!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Don't get too close.

I despise you.

You made me cry on purpose.

I have time.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I'll listen.

Your ears have turned brown.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

This looks odd.

This room is unstable.

We've only got one option.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

We need to stay.

Let's play

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I feel scared.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You monster!

Someone's listening.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You should disown your father.

I love winter in China.

I'm a god.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I never hurt anybody.

It's your fault that the label came off.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I knew you could turn things around.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

How much influence do you have?

Who left a chardonnay in the classroom?

Laughter is the best medicine.

Please, don't move.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

We are hardy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

Why do you love me, so much?

This room is bugged.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

I have lost the will to live.

My life is over.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Good luck!

Throw me the umbrella.

It's time to make lunch.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Failure is like a movie...

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Can I make believe?

I can't find my Schnapps anywhere.

I want that bird out of my room!

I am going to Easter.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You're going to need a teacher.

I want you to hold me.

I'm trying to open it.

When the party starts, start singing.

You burned it on purpose.

It's not safe.

Am I under arrest, or not?

My love, it's so shiny.

I will always hate you.

I want you to be unfathomable.

You're going to pay!

We're going to need a lot of nails.

You should call your father.

I have the scroll.

I knew you could open it.

We should hide.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Someone's watching us.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

It's giving me an error message.

No pain, no gain.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

This looks interesting.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Did you get lucky today?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

I'm insignificant.

How dare you smile at me!

I feel shy.

I can't find my fox anywhere.

You are so mean to me.

Can I make art?

Good grief!

Please, stop crying.

Who left a Jack Daniels in the bathroom?

Dating is like drinking a bottle of wine...

I have needs.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I love autumn in Germany.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Be careful!

I see you are thinking.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It was my fault that the train was late.

How much luck do you have?

I'm the greatest butcher on this planet

I am discreet.

When the party starts, start crying.

You should make peace with your father.

No one can ever know that you survived.

We're gods.

I can offer you a Guinness.

It's giving me hope.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Someone's coming this way.

I knew you could fix it.

Throw me the doll.

This looks familiar.

You despise me.

I want that dingo out of my room!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I'll sit on it.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Plug it in here.

It's not in.

Take the drink and go.

You are a thief.

Can I make bubbles?

I have to tell you about the gnome.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Be safe!

I feel strong.

Okay. Just do what I do.

When the bell rings, hide.

You're amazing!

I've reported it to the President.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

A boy needs his mother.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be humorous.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to kill me.

I'm the greatest navigator who ever lived.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Dating is like cooking...

I know who you are.

Take this with you.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I love autumn in Canada.

I'm going to need a spoon.

When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.

Let's eat

You should find your father.

Hand me the screwdriver.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You will always love me.

Your lips have turned blue.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I volunteer to eat it!

You should pay the bill.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I never killed anyone.

I heard a noise coming from the studio.

I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.

Fortune favours the brave.

I'm trying to save you.

It has to work

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I feel glamorous.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You are a hero.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Can I make animal sounds?

When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

This is the worst time to be amused.

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