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I have the gun.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Who left a Guinness in the bathroom?
I volunteer as tribute!
We need to help each other.
We're going to need a taxi-driver.
I will always want you.
I want you to marry me.
Throw me the skateboard.
It's giving me grief.
Be better!
You should vote.
A girl needs her friends.
We're ghosts.
Let's eat
You're going to need a lot of nails.
You never take me seriously.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I'll be here, if you need me.
This room is shrinking.
You're a ghost.
How dare you look at me!
Open the curtains.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It's not in.
Hey, watch me leave.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Don't just stand there.
Never tell tales out of school.
Darling, it's alive.
My life is over.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Someone's coming this way.
I am going to the party.
I've reported it to the press.
You're amazing!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
Your ears have turned grey.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You burned it on purpose.
I know what happened.
I want you to be extraordinary.
I can offer you a good price.
Drop it here.
You are original.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
This looks great.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You devil!
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You should protect your mother.
Good luck!
I'm the greatest guide who ever lived.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
Patience is a virtue
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Be safe!
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Stop, in the name of the law.
We're the same person.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I love fall in Australia.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm a god.
I'm going to need a wrench.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
This is a day to remember
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
You never do what I want.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I can't find my house anywhere.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Courage is like a river...
I have to tell you about Easter.
I've reported it to mother.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Get ready to dance.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I never wanted to die.
Throw me the knife.
Please, stay where you are.
You are a thief.
I want you to cook for me.
My life means nothing.
It's not ready.
Someone's in here.
It's giving me hope.
I'm the worst police officer who ever lived.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Open the window.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want that tiger out of my room!
Can I make believe?
Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...
No one can ever know that I was here.
Your nose has turned grey.
Who left a fork in the laundry?
Put it here.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
This room is haunted.
Let's play
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Take this with water.
How much money do you have?
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'll help.
Take the money and leave.
I want you to stop loving me.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You angel!
This is the perfect time to be here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I need you.
We're going to need a locksmith.
We're lucky.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
This looks bad.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is a stick up.
I'm trying to leave.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I know where you were.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
You will always need me.
I want you to be miserly.
I can offer you a whiskey.
You want it.
We've only got one life.
We're going to need a hammer.
Open your heart.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I never wanted this.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to kill me.
I'm a ghost.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.
Maybe no one will notice
Good morning!
Plug it in here.
Let's go
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I volunteer to go!
Take the drink and go.
Take this for luck.
Leave it to the professionals.
When the party starts, remain calm.
It's not open.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
My life is cursed.
I want you to stop tricking me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I love spring in Brazil.
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Running for office is like writing a to do list...
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Dancing is good for the soul.
No one can ever know the truth.
I have a secret.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
This is the right time to be angry.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to be content.
I'm crazy.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
We're going to need a knife.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Just be yourself
Throw me the ukulele.
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
Open the door.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This looks interesting.
You're never going to get away with this!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hey, watch me smile.
You never stop to think.
Please, listen to me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I'm the only hunter on this planet
I'll open it.
You found it.
Someone's having a bad day.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Take the piano and go.
I want you to read to me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
We should hide.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Did you eat just now?
Get out while the getting is good.
Let's watch TV!
I need to tell you about the funeral.
I need to tell you about the ambassador.
Your face has turned yellow.
I am going to the wedding.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
You should find your father.
It's time to pack your bags.
You are my sunshine.
I know math.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
A girl needs her grandmother.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Get ready to run.
You despise me.
We need to stay.
Who left an apple in the office?
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
Good night!
You're cursed.
It was my fault that the label came off.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
We're going to need a saw.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I have faith.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shipwright.
Today is the day
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
You are not my daughter.
I love fall in Canada.
I'm the worst biologist who ever lived.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I heard a howl coming from the living room.
I have the will.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want you to clean up after me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want that whale out of my car!
I want to tell you about the party.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
How much time do you have?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
You should call your mother.
I knew you could fix it.
All you need is love.
I can offer you a piña colada.
You're a god.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open sesame.
We've only got one of these.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I want you to be assertive.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This is the worst time to be here.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop following me.
You're really something!
I have the poem.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I want you to love me.
You should go to the police.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I have time.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I'm insignificant.
You are devious.
Hey, watch me dance.
No one can ever know that I like you
I heard a voice coming from the outhouse.
This looks nice.
I know what to do.
I'll sit on it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Did you fart while I was away?
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Who left a sandwich in the wardrobe?
You are so good to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Dating is like mowing the lawn...
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Death is like a river...
I have to tell you about the basement.
You are a poet.
Leave it outside.
You know it.
This room is bugged.
Take this with you.
A boy needs confidence.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to be conceited.
Leave it here.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I volunteer to eat it!
I feel bewildered.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
I want you to stop lying to me.
How dare you laugh at me!
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Can I make popcorn?
I hate you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I know more than you realise.
Who left a snail in the corridor?
I love winter in Ireland.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
I'll listen.
Someone's listening.
Show me the skateboard.
You are surprised.
You're going to need a winemaker.
Your eyes have turned green.
Let's watch the game
I'm the greatest magician who ever lived.
We're magnificent.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
You are so kind to me.
You are a godsend.
Delivery!
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You are not my conscience.
I can offer you a beer.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
Take the piano and leave.
Give it here.
I feel heartbroken.
Can I make music?
You need it.
No one suspects a thing
I've reported it to the police.
Get ready for this.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You're going to need a saw.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Stop, in the name of love.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Be yourself!
I have to tell you about Friday.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want that cat out of my room!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
When I was little, I wanted to be a welder.
Eating is good for the soul.
Show me the hammer.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Please, come closer.
Don't fool around.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I need to tell you about the dungeon.
You will always love me.
It's not going to fit.
You're coming with me!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I could never love you.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
I have the knife.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Attack is the best form of defence.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I want you to listen to me.
I can offer you a job.
You should listen to your father.
A girl needs her mother.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
Who left a kite in the closet?
We've only got one chance.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
You are so mean to me.
No one can ever know what we did.
Sound the alarm!
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is a fine mess
Open it here.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's almost over
Get ready to laugh.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I want you to be arbitrary.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You're going to need a security guard.
Can I make bubbles?
Your ears have turned spotted.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
How dare you smile at me!
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'll get it.
I'm the best journalist who ever lived.
Take the drink and die.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I want to tell you about the cell.
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
Your face has turned purple.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Give me the knife.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I am going to Christmas.
Hey, watch me move.
Let's get it
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
They know it was me
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You are a handsome devil.
You never sing anymore.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I feel worried.
I want you to betray me.
You could never despise me.
Leave it until morning.
I see you smiling.
Don't get too close.
I'm going to need a can opener.
You're going to pay!
My love, it's dead.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Who left an umbrella in the dining room?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You're crazy.
A boy needs his father.
I'm the only captain on this planet
Did you eat today?
When I was little, I wanted to be a sleuth.
You broke it.
Dating is like opening a letter...
You should hide.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your ears have turned yellow.
I heard a howl coming from the garage.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
My life is a mystery.
I love autumn in Japan.
I want you to be woeful.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I see you every day.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Hand me the guitar.
Reading is good for the soul.
I want you to look at me.
We need to unite.
You're going to need a shovel.
Am I dead, or not?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'll wait here.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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