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My life is cursed.

You never smile.

I'm magnificent.

This room is bugged.

You broke it.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Take the piano and die.

It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the well.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Throw it here.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Okay. Just do what I do.

We need to stay.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Why do you hate me, so much?

Don't just stand there.

Someone's listening.

You are my everything.

You're a ghost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

It's time to pack your bags.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I've reported it to the police.

Who left a burger in the attic?

I can offer you a job.

Let's dance

Leave it here.

We're the same person.

You are an artist.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You're under arrest!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Dying is like eating cupcakes...

Open sesame.

Good grief!

I can offer you an ale.

Give me the screwdriver.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.

I see you are thinking.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Sound the alarm!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

You are so good to me.

I will always hate you.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

This looks familiar.

I want you to kill me.

I feel hungry.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Delivery!

They know it was me

Hey, watch me smile.

My life is over.

A boy needs discipline.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You monster!

I want you to be useless.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I have 20-20 vision.

I'm going to need a technician.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are not my conscience.

I never wanted to die.

Open it here.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

We've only got one of these.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You know it.

This room is haunted.

Who left a slice of pizza in the pantry?

Give me the bratwurst.

Get ready to die.

We're gods.

How dare you look at me!

You are a genius.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

Fears are like marshmallows...

It was my fault that the cat died.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

You will always need me.

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Good night!

I'm a ghost.

Someone's in here.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I am at ease.

Please, stop doing that.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Why do you tease me, so much?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You burned it on purpose.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

I feel hopeful.

Take this with you.

You're coming with me!

It's not yours.

I'll help.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I love winter in Spain.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I'm trying to help.

I see you came prepared.

I will always need you.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I knew you could open it.

You won't find it.

You are so mean to me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want you to hold me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You never stop to think.

We need to break up.

My life matters.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can't find my cappuccino anywhere.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You're weird.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I volunteer to go!

I never gave up hope.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sheepshearer.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

How dare you laugh at me!

A girl needs a job.

I'm the greatest conductor on this planet

Stop, in the name of love.

I have money.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

You're a god.

This is the worst time to be here.

Show no mercy

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

Who left a skateboard in the guest room?

Someone's coming this way.

I am spirited.

This looks wrong.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Open the curtains.

Did you eat this morning?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

There's safety in numbers.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

You are not my favourite.

It's not tight enough.

Good morning!

Be safe!

You devil!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want that chipmunk out of my house!

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Can I make an igloo?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Ha-cha-cha.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I know the future.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

I want you to look at me.

You're magnificent.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Take the money and leave.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I love you.

I have the poem.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to be complaining.

This looks peculiar.

I have needs.

I see you let yourself in.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

A girl needs her father.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I want you to stop loving me.

Dammit, who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I want that wolf out of my house!

We've only got one option.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

Open the bottle.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

You should make peace with your father.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We're ghosts.

Get ready to dance.

You are not my mother.

Be yourself!

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is a day to remember

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I love autumn in Germany.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'm the only messenger on this planet

You could never love me.

Can I make a list?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

It's giving me grief.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I feel miserable.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Just breathe

Hand me the icecream.

You should ask for more money.

How dare you smile at me!

You're really something!

Your lips have turned green.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

We're lucky.

I hate you.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

You're going to need a saw.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

You never have time for me.

You angel!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Learning is like brushing your hair...

I want to tell you about the another dimension.

I have the will.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's not right.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are so nice to me.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Take this and pray.

Someone's locked the door.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Give it here.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I know where you were.

Did you fart today?

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Can I make the bed?

I'm the greatest assassin who ever lived.

I'm a god.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Take the drink and leave.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I have a secret.

I'll listen.

I am going to the party.

It's time to make lunch.

You are a poet.

You're crazy.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I want that elephant out of my car!

I despise you.

Hand me the bike.

When the door opens, start crying.

I feel groovy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You are pretentious.

I'm going to need a guard.

I want you to cook for me.

I never listened.

I love fall in Germany.

We need to eat.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Good luck!

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Dating is like eating a cake...

Open the window.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I knew you could survive.

Am I dead, or not?

I can offer you a good price.

Put it here.

You should write to your father.

You're going to need a can opener.

It was your fault that the crops died.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to be disorderly.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We're crazy.

You are my father.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

Did you eat last night?

I have powers.

I know who you are.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Leave it to the professionals.

You made me cry on purpose.

It's not ready.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Please, look at me.

I feel patriotic.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I should pay the bill.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

This is a stick up.

My love, it's so shiny.

Throw me the bratwurst.

We're going to need a spatula.

I want you to be self-critical.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You never listen.

You can have it.

I love summer in France.

You are a twit.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

When I was little, I wanted to be an exterminator.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Let's get it

Get ready, or get out.

I've reported it to the press.

I have to tell you about the archaeologist.

Did you fart while I was away?

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I see you know what to do.

Your tongue has turned pink.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Drop it here.

We've only got one bullet.

I'm the greatest chef who ever lived.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You are unstable.

Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...

I volunteer myself!

You're going to need a lot of help.

I'll watch.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop me.

Who left a bike in the cell?

I want that pony out of my room!

You're no good.

I know what to do.

Hey, watch me move.

Romance is like a canvas...

Be careful!

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I am going to the wedding.

I feel calm.

I love spring in America.

You are so kind to me.

You are my favourite.

Leave it until morning.

You are a thief.

I could never hate you.

Please, sit down.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I'm going to need a saw.

My love, it's alive.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Maybe no one will notice

I can offer you a candy-bar.

It's giving me hope.

You should listen to your father.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Don't ask any questions.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

We need to make better decisions.

We're going to need a pianist.

You're crazy!

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This looks bad.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

I never loved you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I'm insignificant.

I'll keep guard.

Take the drink and go.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I love autumn in Canada.

I volunteer as tribute!

Stop, in the name of the law.

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I feel hurt.

I can offer you a bagel.

Did you fart at work?

You should call your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I am anxious.

I want that monkey out of my house!

I'm the best athlete on this planet

I am going to Easter.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I will always despise you.

This room is unstable.

I see you smiling.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to mother.

Dying is like changing a light bulb...

Life is like a camera...

Who left a wine in the walk-in freezer?

My love, it's so expensive.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

I want you to kiss me.

My life is a mystery.

I want you to document my trip to France.

You're amazing!

Winners don't quit

I want you to be intelligent.

It's not the right size.

Your eyes have turned green.

We've only got one hope.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

I volunteer to eat it!

I heard laughter coming from the control room.

Your face has turned red.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Why do you love me, so much?

Can I make it through?

I'm going to need a beautician.

You never sing anymore.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I want that bunny out of my life!

You could never want me.

I could never want you.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I'm weird.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I feel pathetic.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I have the scroll.

A boy needs his mother.

This room is shrinking.

Someone's watching us.

Hey, watch me leave.

Be better!

Leave it alone.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I'll get it.

We need to close it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

My love, it's dead.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

This looks edible.

When the lights go out, start crying.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

It was my fault that the train was late.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

You should ask your mother.

I want you to betray me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Open the door.

I know what happened.

I never really lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

It's giving me an error message.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I could never despise you.

Can I make babies?

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