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I see you know what to do.
You monster!
I want you to stop tricking me.
A girl needs discipline.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
You burned it on purpose.
Who left a kite in the walk-in freezer?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are so nice to me.
Am I dead, or not?
I feel dejected.
I have to tell you about the Mars.
I want you to be cowardly.
Open sesame.
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm the only swordsmith on this planet
I want you to listen to me.
Get ready for this.
I'm a ghost.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'll sit on it.
Please, stop doing that.
You should find your father.
I could never love you.
This is a day to remember
You broke it.
How dare you smile at me!
I volunteer as tribute!
We need to break up.
I'm going to need an imam.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're insignificant.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
No one can ever know the truth.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We're the same person.
We are hardworking.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
Learning is like writing a to do list...
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I knew you could see it through.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a bagel.
Your ears have turned red.
I'm trying to help.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going to pay!
You are a liar.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Can I make believe?
I never could make up my mind.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Give me the slice of pizza.
Good grief!
You never have time for me.
You are not my father.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I have lost the will to live.
Take the piano and die.
This room is bugged.
I want you to love me.
You will always love me.
We've only got one bullet.
I'll open it.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
A boy needs his father.
Let's play
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I feel hungry.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Open the bottle.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I need to tell you about the soda.
I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Stop, in the name of love.
We're going to need a drummer.
You're no good.
Leave it alone.
I can offer you a good price.
I am going to the funeral.
I know more than you realise.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I need you.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Luck is like an ocean...
I'm the only police officer on this planet
Okay, who left a knife in the barn?
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
Someone's having a bad day.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We are protective.
Please, listen to me.
You made me cry on purpose.
Time to shine
Take this and pray.
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I want that lamb out of my car!
Can I make it right?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in France.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I have time.
You should write to your mother.
Sound the alarm!
This room is shrinking.
You are a godsend.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
How much time do you have?
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
Give me the carrot.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Open it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Good night!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's not working.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
This looks peculiar.
I'll listen.
You dropped it.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
It's time to make lunch.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
Take the money and die.
I want you to kiss me.
I feel calm.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You never say what you're thinking.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We need to help each other.
We're ghosts.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
We are kind.
Take this with water.
This is a stick up.
I'm the worst sleuth on this planet
I want you to be ecstatic.
How dare you laugh at me!
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Can I make music?
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Ha-cha-cha.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm going to need a fork.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I should quit.
I bet you know why I'm here.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't just stand there.
You're a ghost.
You are a thief.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Alright, who left a rabbit in the kitchen?
This is the worst time to be afraid.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I'm alone in the universe.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I never really lived.
Good luck!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I see you smiling.
You're going to need a manicurist.
I want you to look at me.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're coming with me!
It's not alive.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
You are my daughter.
We need to stop.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
A boy needs confidence.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
You should listen to your father.
Be better!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want that shark out of my room!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
We're gods.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
My life is cursed.
Take this for luck.
I should go to the police.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You know it.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I'm the best police officer who ever lived.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This room is haunted.
I have the time.
We're magnificent.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
It's now or never
Give me the ball.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Please, don't eat that.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
It's your fault that the train was late.
I never wanted to die.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I can't find my snail anywhere.
I am hateful.
I am going to the wedding.
This looks suspicious.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
You are a handsome devil.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Be yourself!
You devil!
Who left a can opener in the laundry?
I see you are thinking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I've reported it to mother.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I want that pony out of my house!
Get ready to laugh.
Can I make out?
It's time to go to bed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
Someone's locked the door.
I can offer you a cracker.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You're going to need a lot of glue.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Curiosity killed the cat.
I want you to be neutral.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
We've only got one hope.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Patience is a virtue
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
When the party starts, hide.
I am going to Christmas.
You never listen.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm the best interrogator on this planet
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I want to tell you about the sea monster.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
We are fortunate.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I have the need, the need for speed.
I'll get it.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I have powers.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
You are my only hope.
Give me the fork.
I want that badger out of my life!
We're going to need a shovel.
I see you have done this before.
I knew you could turn things around.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I can offer you a merlot.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I could never want you.
Can I make history?
I want you to stop tickling me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are not my type.
You want me.
You should quit.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
You should find your mother.
I want you to be groovy.
I've reported it to the President.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I can't find my duck anywhere.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I never loved you.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
I want you to stop me.
You are an idiot.
Leave it until morning.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I'll keep guard.
You want it.
You never call me.
A girl needs her grandfather.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Please, be careful.
You're going to need a sailor.
Little pitchers have big ears.
I want you to stop following me.
You can do this
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I want you.
It's not heavy.
I volunteer to eat it!
Be careful!
When the bell rings, start crying.
Don't fool around.
This looks nice.
We are lying.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I see you came prepared.
Can I make art?
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
I love summer in China.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Show me the bread-stick.
I never felt so alone.
I'm a god.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Falling in love is like going to the fair...
I can offer you a pickle.
It's giving me an error message.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
My life is over.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
Did you eat this morning?
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Let's dance
I want you to stop loving me.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Justice is like a guitar...
You are an artist.
I have money.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I want you to be respectful.
You're amazing!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're going to need a hammer.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Delivery!
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I'm the worst mobster on this planet
Get ready to die.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Leave it outside.
We're no good.
Take the piano and go.
This is the right time to be happy.
Be safe!
Someone's in here.
We've only got one life.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Manners maketh the man.
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
We are crass.
You should ask your father.
This is a fine ship
Hey, watch me smile.
I never gave up hope.
We need to make better decisions.
I can offer you a whiskey.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
A boy needs his grandmother.
This looks familiar.
I want that monkey out of my house!
I am going to Easter.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Put it here.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.
Can I make babies?
I see you let yourself in.
I'm the greatest judge on this planet
I'm going to need a meteorologist.
Mercy is like a winter's day...
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I've reported it to the press.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to be benevolent.
Just breathe
You will always fascinate me.
You are not my mother.
I could never need you.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
Your nose has turned pink.
I want to tell you about Friday.
We're cursed.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I have the letter.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I know where you were.
Learning is like opening a gate...
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Good morning!
You never take me seriously.
You should vote.
I feel hurt.
I am bored.
I can offer you an iced tea.
Don't get too close.
You are so mean to me.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.
You need it.
I'm the worst actor on this planet
You are the best person I have ever met.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Who left a wrench in the kitchen?
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Someone's watching us.
Can I make a pillow fort?
I'm trying to care.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
Just try not to cry
I want you to be destructive.
You are a genius.
I want that goldfish out of my house!
This looks bad.
This is the worst time to be angry.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
A boy needs boundaries.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
We're insignificant.
I want you to document my trip to China.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I want you to inspire me.
You will always despise me.
You should disown your mother.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I feel proud.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I want to tell you about the leprechaun.
You are so kind to me.
We're going to need a spoon.
I'm trying to win.
I know what to do.
I can offer you a job.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I never wanted this.
I'm the only principal on this planet
I will always despise you.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
We need to open it.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Please, come in.
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
My life is a mystery.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Take the drink and leave.
Someone's listening.
The wages of sin is death.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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