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This is a day to remember
I'll watch.
You never do what I want.
Let's get it
A boy needs his space.
Did you fart last night?
Your eyes have turned yellow.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You should quit.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You're a ghost.
I have to tell you about the pirate.
I volunteer to go!
If you're done, we'll get started.
Am I dead, or not?
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
It's not right.
We need to make out.
You made me cry on purpose.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I heard a voice coming from the pantry.
You're under arrest!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
Good morning!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
You could never need me.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Plug it in here.
Give me the chair.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Leave it here.
I can't find my koala anywhere.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I have faith.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
We've only got one option.
I know math.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Open the window.
Someone's in here.
This room is unstable.
I'm the only spy on this planet
This looks suspicious.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I feel proud.
I can offer you a good price.
I can offer you an egg nog.
Don't ask any questions.
I never really lived.
I'm weird.
I want you to cook for me.
We're gods.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
You can have it.
You never call me.
I knew you could turn things around.
I'm trying to save you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're going to need a DJ.
Dare to dream
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
Take the drink and leave.
You monster!
I want to tell you about the bank robber.
Friendship is like a forest...
The first thing to consider is safety.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Your face has turned pink.
No one can ever know what we did.
It's time to pack your bags.
No rest for the wicked.
Good luck!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Sound the alarm!
You could never fascinate me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You should make peace with your mother.
You're really something!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
Give me the saw.
We're going to need a shovel.
My life is over.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
This is the worst time to be alone.
Can I make up a story?
It's giving me a headache.
I've reported it to the President.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
Delivery!
We should start a business.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are not my type.
You are an inspiration.
We're ghosts.
I'm the best butcher who ever lived.
Take this and pray.
Your lips have turned red.
Be safe!
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Hey, watch me move.
I'm special.
It's not for sale.
Open your heart.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I will always love you.
I see you came prepared.
Did you eat last night?
I can offer you a job.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You are punctual.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
It's time to make lunch.
I never could make up my mind.
I want you to kiss me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Whoop-whoop.
We've only got one chance.
This room is shrinking.
You angel!
I feel dejected.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Leave it alone.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Who left a doll in the bathroom?
Drop it here.
I want you to be unappreciative.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Hand me the hot dog.
I'll sit on it.
A boy needs confidence.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
No one can ever know that I was here.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
You will always love me.
I love fall in England.
You're crazy!
I volunteer as tribute!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are so good to me.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I have to tell you about the witch.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
Get ready to run.
When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.
I'm a god.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Can I make a mess?
Be better!
You should ask your father.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
You are a liar.
We're crazy.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm the only priest who ever lived.
We're the same person.
Physician, heal thyself.
I heard a noise coming from the classroom.
It's giving me hope.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I never gave up hope.
This room is bugged.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Take this with water.
We need to close it.
Please, stop shouting.
This looks interesting.
Did you get lucky just now?
I will always need you.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Someone's locked the door.
I'll help.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I want you to stop tickling me.
You should think about this.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Get ready to die.
I want that spider out of my life!
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Your ears have turned purple.
I want you to betray me.
I want you to be warm.
This is a stick up.
Hopes are like chocolate...
We've only got one hope.
Give it here.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I see you are thinking.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I'm a ghost.
You're special.
Okay, who left a fork in the guest room?
I want to tell you about the leprechaun.
You're going to need a waiter.
You're going to pay!
Don't upset the apple-cart.
I love fall in Australia.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Can I make pizza?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
I could never love you.
It's not safe.
Get ready, or get out.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We need to make better decisions.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Your nose has turned black.
I should think about this.
Please, lie down.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
Did you eat yesterday?
You never have time for me.
A girl needs her father.
It's time to brush your teeth.
They know it was me
I'm the only ornithologist who ever lived.
Someone's listening.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want that kangaroo out of my car!
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Take the piano and leave.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
How dare you look at me!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Friendship is like a camera...
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
You are not my mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
You are a genius.
I have 20-20 vision.
Can I make it right?
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I knew you could live like this.
This looks bad.
I want you to kill me.
Give me the spoon.
My life matters.
We should go to the police.
I feel ignorant.
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
You should write to your mother.
Show no mercy
I can't find my ball anywhere.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm the worst swineherd on this planet
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Leave it until morning.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We are ugly.
I want you to be misguided.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
We need to unite.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about the whiskey.
Get ready for this.
I can offer you a carrot.
I know where you were.
I'll get it.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Let's play
Be yourself!
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
I could never hate you.
Take the money and leave.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I want you to inspire me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Open the bottle.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Throw it here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
When the bell rings, hide.
It's not the right size.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I feel frivolous.
I have the letter.
Today is the day
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I knew you could open it.
I volunteer myself!
My love, it's beautiful.
You are my reason for living.
Give me the wrench.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Can I make believe?
Please, remain silent.
Take the drink and go.
A boy needs his own room.
You can't have it.
I want you to hold me.
Take this with you.
I've reported it to the police.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
I'm going to need a ventriloquist.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
You should ask your mother.
We've only got one bullet.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You never take me seriously.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I want you to be unambitious.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I feel old.
Did you fart today?
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I love spring in America.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Okay, who left an ukulele in the garage?
We are wealthy.
I see you for who you are.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want to tell you about the party.
Get ready to dance.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want that lizard out of my room!
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
We're special.
You are my father.
A girl needs her friends.
I volunteer to eat it!
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
My love, it's delicious.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Show me the kebab.
I never wanted to die.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You're never going to get away with this!
I know more than you realise.
I'm the worst waiter who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I will always despise you.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You are so mean to me.
Take the drink and die.
Falling in love is like doing renovations...
Can I make out?
I'll listen.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Please, be careful.
Leave it outside.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I love summer in Ireland.
Ha-cha-cha.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I want that tiger out of my car!
You need me.
My life is cursed.
It's giving me grief.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I have money.
You are merry.
You should call your father.
Good grief!
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Hand me the knife.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Freedom is like a river...
Let's go
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I feel doubtful.
This looks edible.
How dare you smile at me!
I have to tell you about the werewolf.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
We need to make a plan.
This is the right time to be angry.
Be careful!
A leopard can't change its spots.
I have the card.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You lost it.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
Please, listen to me.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to be fiery.
My life is a mystery.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
You are not my favourite.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
We're going to need a brewer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Leave it to the professionals.
When I was little, I wanted to be a model.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
I should quit.
You are my daughter.
You will always need me.
It's not mine.
I feel strong.
My love, it's so shiny.
I'm going to need a saw.
Good night!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I'm the greatest gondolier on this planet
You are an idiot.
Falling in love is like eating a salad...
Am I under arrest, or not?
You're going down!
It takes all sorts to make a world.
It's time to go to bed.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I never felt so alone.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
I'm trying to open it.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'll open it.
It's going to be okay
I can offer you a hot dog.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
You never smile.
Please, come in.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You are so kind to me.
You're going to need an electrician.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I've reported it to mother.
Someone's having a bad day.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to be frivolous.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I could never need you.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm the greatest tax collector on this planet
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Your face has turned red.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want that goose out of my car!
You can't always get what you want.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Show me the croissant.
A girl needs her own room.
I should hide.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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