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Good luck!
Get ready to die.
You could never need me.
You can have it.
We've only got one of these.
Leave it alone.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a conductor.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I should hide.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
We need to stay.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
You're lucky.
You're a god.
I am cultured.
I know who you are.
My life is over.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I will always love you.
Who left a fork in the kitchen?
Someone's listening.
This looks edible.
Can I make the bed?
You angel!
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
You are not my mother.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I want you to look at me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You're going to need a hammer.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
You are my father.
It's time to go to bed.
We're going to need a chief of police.
Take this for luck.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
I never really lived.
Hey, watch me dance.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I am going to the grand opening.
Just be yourself
I have the scroll.
I see you came prepared.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to stop lying to me.
It's giving me a headache.
Be safe!
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I can offer you a job.
I volunteer to eat it!
A boy needs his friends.
You are a twit.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I have money.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Open the window.
I have to tell you about the bread-stick.
You're weird.
You never call me.
You should think about this.
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
Take the money and leave.
Leave it to the professionals.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You will always love me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
I feel weak.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You're a ghost.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You are so nice to me.
I want that dog out of my room!
I want you to be absentminded.
Why do you love me, so much?
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I've reported it to the President.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I can offer you a whiskey.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Get ready to laugh.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
You're really something!
I'm the best clown on this planet
You burned it on purpose.
You are not my father.
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
I want you to read to me.
Can I make the team?
I'm trying to help.
My love, it's so juicy.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Delivery!
My life is a mystery.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
We're gods.
This room is haunted.
I despise you.
I need to tell you about the yak herder.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You monster!
Who left a kite in the corridor?
Take this with you.
No one will ever know
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I have faith.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
We're going to need a saw.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Don't fool around.
You are my sunshine.
Please, look at me.
I have the knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I can't find my pineapple juice anywhere.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Someone's in here.
You're going to need a security guard.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
Let's get it
We're lucky.
We're going to need a lot of water.
A girl needs her grandmother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.
I'm a god.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Why do you tease me, so much?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I am rebellious.
Good grief!
It's giving me an error message.
I feel at ease.
I never hurt anybody.
Your nose has turned stripey.
This is a fine ship
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I know where you were.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I want you to marry me.
Darling, it's so expensive.
You broke it.
Can I make a home?
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Get ready for this.
I want you to be scrupulous.
I see you know what to do.
I'm trying to open it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
He was unconscious when I found him.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You could never fascinate me.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I volunteer myself!
You never stop to think.
Someone's coming this way.
I knew you could see it through.
It's not the right size.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I want you to stop following me.
I have needs.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We need to stop.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You're going to need a spatula.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Who left a piña colada in the laundry?
Your nose has turned orange.
It's giving me grief.
We're going to need a carpenter.
I never wanted to die.
You should call your father.
I've reported it to mother.
I want you.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Your lips have turned pink.
We're the same person.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
You are so kind to me.
Plug it in here.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
I can offer you a pickle.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
I want you to inspire me.
Please, stop smoking.
I'm the worst butcher on this planet
I'll watch.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to be frivolous.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This looks nice.
Did you get lucky this morning?
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Ha-cha-cha.
Stop, in the name of love.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I heard laughter coming from the library.
I have the card.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Okay, who left a teddy bear in the office?
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You found it.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Let's play
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I want that deer out of my life!
If you're done, we'll get started.
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This room is shrinking.
We need to break up.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
This is a day to remember
I am moralistic.
How dare you look at me!
Open the bottle.
I'm a ghost.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I can offer you a good price.
Just breathe
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I feel stupid.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm the only botanist who ever lived.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I love fall in Spain.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You're going to pay!
You never say what you're thinking.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I want you to be eloquent.
I am going to Christmas.
This looks interesting.
You are my only hope.
Can I make out?
I see you for who you are.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I'm going to need a messenger.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Your eyes have turned purple.
I'm weird.
Darling, it's so shiny.
A girl needs her friends.
You should write to your father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Take the money and go.
You are a godsend.
I want that donkey out of my life!
It's time to make lunch.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Don't just stand there.
We're ghosts.
Open sesame.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
We need to close it.
I'm the best poet on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scout.
Be yourself!
It's your fault that the cat died.
It's not easy.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You could never love me.
Please, listen to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to be haughty.
I'll keep guard.
Hey, watch me move.
We are hearty.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
This looks odd.
I can offer you an apple.
Patience is a virtue
Can I make trouble?
You should ask your father.
Romance is like a piano...
I'm trying to understand.
I want you to kiss me.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Did you fart at work?
I feel warm.
I've reported it to the police.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Leave it here.
You never smile.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want that wolf out of my car!
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
This is the perfect time to be alone.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm the worst real estate agent on this planet
I'm going to need a lot of food.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hand me the screwdriver.
You devil!
I knew you could fix it.
Dancing is good for the soul.
You're insignificant.
A girl needs her own room.
I know more than you realise.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are inquisitive.
Please, stop doing that.
Who left a croissant in the sauna?
Your tongue has turned spotted.
This looks suspicious.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
It's time to brush your teeth.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I never wanted this.
You are not my conscience.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I can offer you a mochaccino.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Let's go
You crashed the car on purpose.
Someone's watching us.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Did you eat last night?
You can do this
I want that seagull out of my car!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love winter in Spain.
We've only got one chance.
I want you to be principled.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
You dropped it.
We're going to need a barber.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
This is the right time to be amused.
I want you to kill me.
I knew you could live like this.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When the party starts, start crying.
I have the will.
We're magnificent.
My love, it's dead.
I feel foolish.
You never do what I want.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
You're going to need a lot of water.
I'm the only DJ who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
We are provocative.
I have 20-20 vision.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
You're amazing!
I volunteer as tribute!
This room is bugged.
I'm going to need a fork.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Put it here.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
A girl needs her mother.
Okay, who left a pickle in the lounge room?
How much money do you have?
I need to tell you about the control room.
I love summer in France.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Maybe no one will notice
You hate me.
You never sing anymore.
Take this with water.
Your nose has turned red.
We're going to need a doctor.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
The first thing to consider is safety.
We've only got one option.
I'm insignificant.
You should listen to your mother.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I want you to be lustful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.
I am going to Easter.
Did you fart just now?
Someone's having a bad day.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Good night!
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I can offer you a kebab.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm the greatest antique dealer who ever lived.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Sound the alarm!
Be careful!
Time to shine
I have the poem.
I am fearful.
Get ready, or get out.
Take this and pray.
It's not yours.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You never listen.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Let the dead bury the dead.
I feel daring.
I want you to be amazing.
You're crazy!
I have a secret.
I see you are thinking.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Leave it until morning.
Let's watch the game
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
Can I make it up?
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Take the piano and leave.
My life is cursed.
You're going to need a comedian.
We should quit.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'll wait here.
You are my teacher.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I want that alligator out of my life!
Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...
Give it here.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I love spring in India.
I can offer you a banana.
I want you to love me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
This is the right time to be happy.
We are noncompetitive.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You are not my son.
I've reported it to the press.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I'm magnificent.
Am I dead, or not?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
My love, it's delicious.
This room is unstable.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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