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You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going down!
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Let's get it
I knew you could survive.
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Your tongue has turned grey.
Don't fool around.
My love, it's delicious.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It's giving me hope.
You are not my conscience.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Leave it alone.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Sound the alarm!
We've only got one hope.
Be better!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm the only stunt double on this planet
My life is cursed.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I'm a god.
This is a day to remember
We're gods.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Someone's locked the door.
You devil!
We're going to need a herald.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
How dare you laugh at me!
Give it here.
Winners don't quit
This room is unstable.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want that tiger out of my car!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Give me the celery stick.
You should protect your father.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I can't find my shark anywhere.
I have the poem.
I want you to be self-indulgent.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Take the money and die.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You are so good to me.
I never could make up my mind.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I can offer you a banana milkshake.
I will always love you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You found it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Please, don't drink that.
I'll watch.
I heard a howl coming from the cell.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Let's drink
I'm going to need a spatula.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
We're alone in the universe.
Hey, watch me leave.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Did you eat this morning?
Open the bottle.
I've reported it to the police.
Good luck!
A girl needs her father.
This looks familiar.
How much money do you have?
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I want you to marry me.
I love winter in Brazil.
Wealth is like a camera...
I want you to stop smelling me.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's not the right size.
I know where you were.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Someone's in here.
We've only got one bullet.
No one can ever know that I was here.
It's giving me grief.
We need to go.
Be safe!
I see you have done this before.
Am I dead, or not?
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Just breathe
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
My love, it's beautiful.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
When the bell rings, hide.
It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.
Can I make up?
Take this with you.
You never take me seriously.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You angel!
We're ghosts.
You need it.
Your tongue has turned black.
This room is haunted.
You are my daughter.
I'm the worst burglar who ever lived.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Who left an ale in the garage?
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
Take the drink and die.
I can offer you a kebab.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Don't ask any questions.
You are so mean to me.
I could never despise you.
I'm weird.
We're going to need a chef.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to cook for me.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You should vote.
I can offer you a good price.
You are a hero.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
No one can ever know that I like you
It's time to brush your teeth.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I knew you could live like this.
I never wanted to die.
Please, look at me.
I want you to stop following me.
You are tasteless.
Let's play
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I feel glamorous.
It's giving me a headache.
We need to stop.
You're under arrest!
I'm going to need a can opener.
Ha-cha-cha.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I'll be here, if you need me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to be self-reliant.
You burned it on purpose.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I am going to the wedding.
I love summer in Ireland.
Can I make up a story?
Did you fart while I was away?
Who left a juice in the bedroom?
Get ready to laugh.
You should ask your mother.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You never stop to think.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the classroom.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I'm the worst drummer on this planet
You can't have it.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Open it here.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
My life is over.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I have a secret.
Open the curtains.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I'm going to need a pilot.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You are an idiot.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Be careful!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You're amazing!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I know math.
I should quit.
You're going to need a saw.
A boy needs confidence.
Leave it here.
Patience is a virtue
I knew you could make up your mind.
I need to tell you about the goddess.
Don't get too close.
I've reported it to Interpol.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I want you to look at me.
I love you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
How much influence do you have?
You're a ghost.
You know it.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Can I make trouble?
I see you smiling.
Please, don't take that.
Dating is like opening a door...
Your cheeks have turned orange.
You are not my father.
You should listen to your mother.
This is a fine mess
I want you to stop looking at me.
I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.
Fears are like chocolate...
Your face has turned red.
I'm going to need a clown.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Who left a knife in the bedroom?
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm the greatest jeweler on this planet
Show me the shovel.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I feel ecstatic.
It's time to go.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I want you to document my trip to America.
My life matters.
I need to tell you about the mobster.
I want that kitten out of my room!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to be appalled.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
It's your fault that the dog died.
You are not my daughter.
Can I make connections?
You're going to need a can opener.
You're alone in the universe.
Take the money and leave.
A girl needs love.
We've only got one option.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Please, don't eat that.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I've reported it to mother.
I never gave up hope.
I see you every day.
You are so kind to me.
I have lost the will to live.
Someone's listening.
I'm a ghost.
I have the gun.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's not for sale.
I am going to the funeral.
Faith will move mountains.
This room is shrinking.
Get ready to die.
Give me the chair.
Good grief!
I could never want you.
Why do you love me, so much?
Take this for luck.
We're the same person.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I'm the only servant on this planet
I love spring in France.
I knew you could see it through.
You are sporting.
I want you to be perverse.
Darling, it's so expensive.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
We need to unite.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop tricking me.
My life is a mystery.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Please, don't move.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Can I make a sound?
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Let's watch TV!
You never listen.
I feel romantic.
You despise me.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
A boy needs boundaries.
You are a handsome devil.
It's almost over
Did you fart last night?
I'm lucky.
We should vote.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This looks peculiar.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It's not appropriate.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Delivery!
It's giving me an error message.
I can offer you a muffin.
You made me cry on purpose.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my diet Coke anywhere.
Luck is like a movie...
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I have the will.
Leave it until morning.
Throw me the fork.
We are rowdy.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I know the future.
I want you to hold me.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
Your tongue has turned blue.
You are an inspiration.
You could never want me.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Who left an ale in the lobby?
I'm going to need a diplomat.
Walls have ears.
You're magnificent.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Eating is good for the soul.
This is a stick up.
I could never love you.
I want you to be neurotic.
I want to tell you about the party.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Let's eat
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Please, stand.
Get ready, or get out.
Okay. Just do what I do.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a surgeon.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are my love.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to kill me.
I'm the greatest security guard who ever lived.
You are the best person I have ever met.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Don't upset your father, not now.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to stop loving me.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I'm going to need a wrench.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
You are a liar.
I feel lost.
Whoop-whoop.
I know what to do.
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
I can offer you a juice.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
This is the perfect time to be amused.
A girl needs her mother.
Can I make music?
I want that sheep out of my life!
Sleep is like an ocean...
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You should disown your mother.
Take the piano and leave.
I can't find my punch anywhere.
This looks interesting.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I've reported it to the press.
We should start a business.
Your face has turned white.
I need you.
It's not open.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You monster!
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Did you fart just now?
Don't just stand there.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I want you to love me.
I'm alone in the universe.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a job.
I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.
I have 20-20 vision.
Good night!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Throw me the teddy bear.
I need to tell you about the diver.
I'll get ready.
Can I make it count?
I want you to be merry.
Who left an ukulele in the bedroom?
Throw it here.
This is the right time to be angry.
I'm the only court jester who ever lived.
Please, tell me.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
My love, it's dead.
I never felt so alone.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I volunteer to go!
This looks wrong.
You could never fascinate me.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I want that horse out of my car!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
A girl needs discipline.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I have the time.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Did you eat today?
You are a poet.
We're weird.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I'm the best fashion designer who ever lived.
Please, remain silent.
We've only got one of these.
We need to break up.
You are my son.
It's time to make lunch.
I could never need you.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
Your fears are like chocolate...
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You're going to need a marshal.
This is a fine ship
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Your ears have turned pink.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
This is the perfect time to be here.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I want that octopus out of my house!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
This looks suspicious.
Whatever happens, don't panic
It was my fault that the label came off.
Can I make art?
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm trying to win.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
I feel delighted.
I have the card.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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