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No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'll help.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I feel ashamed.

I know who you are.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's giving me grief.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You're special.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I volunteer myself!

This is a day to remember

Go the extra mile.

I can offer you an apple.

You are the best person I have ever met.

We're ghosts.

Leave it here.

Throw me the bratwurst.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Be better!

This looks suspicious.

I want you.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Take this and pray.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

You're a ghost.

Don't just stand there.

I've reported it to the police.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

I want you to help me.

I have lost the will to live.

We're going to need a hammer.

Your nose has turned purple.

Get ready to die.

I never wanted this.

Hey, watch me move.

You are so nice to me.

Leave it outside.

No one can ever know that I was here.

My love, it's so shiny.

Please, come closer.

I am going to the wedding.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm trying to believe you.

A girl needs her friends.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

You should vote.

Did you eat today?

I want you to be sober.

You will always want me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

We need to make better decisions.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You monster!

I'm the worst chemist who ever lived.

I see you every day.

I'll get it.

Let's watch TV!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Open the door.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

This is a fine ship

Take the money and leave.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I want that duck out of my room!

Can I make a cake?

I volunteer to go!

Delivery!

We're cursed.

You burned it on purpose.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You are an inspiration.

How dare you look at me!

My life matters.

I know the future.

I have a secret.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

A golden key can open any door.

I want you to stop following me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

This looks interesting.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I am noncompetitive.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I never felt so alone.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I should think about this.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I've reported it to Interpol.

You never take me seriously.

Dammit, who left an umbrella in the living room?

This room is unstable.

I want you to stop me.

We've only got one of these.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Hand me the cracker.

Someone's coming this way.

Get ready to run.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You know it.

Am I dead, or not?

This is the right time to be here.

Your tongue has turned pink.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

It's time to go to bed.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I'm trying to save you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I am going to the grand opening.

I'm insignificant.

It's not dead.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

This is a stick up.

You made me cry on purpose.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I feel bitter.

You are a twit.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

We need to eat.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Open it here.

I'll listen.

I'm the worst bartender who ever lived.

I want to tell you about the the liferaft.

I love spring in Switzerland.

Your despair is like a lake...

Take the piano and go.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

Good morning!

I've reported it to mother.

You are so mean to me.

We're gods.

I know what happened.

My life means nothing.

I will always despise you.

This looks odd.

I am content.

This room is haunted.

It's giving me an error message.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to be witty.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You could never need me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

I want that elephant out of my room!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You should make peace with your father.

You need it.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's now or never

We're going to need a cartoonist.

How dare you smile at me!

When the door opens, start crying.

Leave it until morning.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You're insignificant.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Who left an apple in the corridor?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Take this with you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Let's drink

You are a genius.

You're amazing!

You are my favourite.

Be careful!

We need to make a plan.

My love, it's so juicy.

I could never hate you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

We are resentful.

Your eyes have turned red.

Can I make finger puppets?

I need to tell you about the another dimension.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

A boy needs his own room.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I can offer you a cappuccino.

Drop it here.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

It's not working.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I want that panda out of my house!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

You're going to need a taxi-driver.

Someone's watching us.

You are so good to me.

I'll open it.

You lost it.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to be gallant.

You never have time for me.

Sound the alarm!

Take the piano and die.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

We're lucky.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I'm trying to leave.

No one can ever know how we did it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.

I want you to stop loving me.

Open the curtains.

You devil!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I'm a ghost.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I'm the worst webmaster on this planet

Good luck!

Don't fool around.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

You could never despise me.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I feel elated.

You should find your mother.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Give me the banana.

Please, look at me.

My life is over.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Did you get lucky just now?

We've only got one life.

Your ears have turned purple.

This looks peculiar.

I want you to be pathetic.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Okay, who left a Red Bull in the studio?

I could never need you.

I am going to the funeral.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You never listen.

I see you are thinking.

We're going to need a can opener.

I know where you were.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hey, watch me dance.

You are a godsend.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.

I have to tell you about the sea monster.

You angel!

This is the right time to be afraid.

Just be yourself

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

We are careless.

Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...

I want you to stop lying to me.

I have the scroll.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I have time.

I should ask for more money.

I can offer you a muffin.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.

Success is like a camera...

Be safe!

Why do you love me, so much?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I feel relaxed.

You hate me.

I need you.

You're really something!

Leave it alone.

When the party starts, remain calm.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Don't ask any questions.

We're the same person.

Who left a burger in the bedroom?

I'm the greatest beautician on this planet

I want you to be clean.

You should call your mother.

It was your fault that the show was ruined.

Good grief!

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I have the poem.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I've reported it to the press.

Ha-cha-cha.

We've only got one bullet.

No one can ever know that I like you

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to hold me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a swimmer.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're going to need an artist.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Can I make a pillow fort?

I can't find my house anywhere.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want that puppy out of my house!

I want you to stop questioning me.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

You are unappreciative.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want you to be stiff.

I feel ready.

Open sesame.

You are an artist.

You should protect your father.

Take this with water.

I'm trying to understand.

We're going to need a fork.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

You're magnificent.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Good night!

Be yourself!

I see you for who you are.

I have powers.

Show me the can opener.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I need to tell you about the lobby.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Who left a shovel in the garage?

A girl needs confidence.

They know it was me

It's your fault that the label came off.

Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...

You broke it.

You are not my conscience.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

This room is shrinking.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

I want that bird out of my house!

You broke the vase on purpose.

I love winter in China.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

You never sing anymore.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I feel optimistic.

You're under arrest!

I want you to stop tickling me.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm a god.

We need to open it.

I have the knife.

I see you have done this before.

It's not tight enough.

Can I make art?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Show me the kite.

We've only got one chance.

Did you eat while I was away?

Hopes are like chocolate...

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I can offer you a good price.

We're going to need a spoon.

Please, stop crying.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

A boy needs discipline.

We're going to need a shaman.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

This is the worst time to be here.

It was my fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

How dare you laugh at me!

Your ears have turned green.

Take the money and go.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

I volunteer to eat it!

You should quit.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Plug it in here.

Show me the croissant.

You are so kind to me.

I will always love you.

I love winter in England.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm lucky.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I need to tell you about the guest room.

I've reported it to the President.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Dare to dream

Your tongue has turned purple.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Let's watch the game

I have 20-20 vision.

You can have it.

You're going to need a nurse.

Get ready, or get out.

We need to make out.

I want you to document my trip to France.

Your fears are like chocolate...

You are a thief.

You will always despise me.

I feel anxious.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Someone's in here.

You should pay the bill.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Don't get too close.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Crime doesn't pay.

You're a god.

Take the drink and go.

You should write to your father.

I'm the best fisher on this planet

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I know math.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I want that deer out of my life!

You're going to need a knife.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

Your tongue has turned blue.

I am malicious.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

You are not my father.

This looks familiar.

I want you to stop looking at me.

It's giving me hope.

Can I make money?

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

You could never hate me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's not mine.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Your eyes have turned grey.

I hate you.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Stop, in the name of love.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

A boy needs his father.

No one will ever know

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I have needs.

You should make peace with your mother.

Whoop-whoop.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want that duck out of my car!

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I want you to be blissful.

I feel envious.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I have to tell you about the Guinness.

We're going to need a saw.

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