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I know the future.

We need to make better decisions.

You never have time for me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a physicist.

I want that alligator out of my house!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Let's go

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You are my son.

It's time to make lunch.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I have a secret.

Variety is the spice of life.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Leave it here.

I can offer you a job.

We've only got one of these.

A girl needs discipline.

We're special.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Be yourself!

You devil!

I want you to cook for me.

You're crazy!

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the wedding.

All's well that ends well

I've reported it to the President.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know that I like you

I have the gun.

Good night!

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

It's your fault that the label came off.

You will always need me.

Someone's locked the door.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Your eyes have turned green.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I want you to be doubtful.

I am ruined.

You are so mean to me.

We're the same person.

My love, it's beautiful.

You're a ghost.

Can I make art?

Am I dead, or not?

I am going to the party.

I'm the best watchmaker on this planet

Don't fool around.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You are a godsend.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I should ask for more money.

You should write to your father.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You are not my father.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Put it here.

I feel heroic.

You're cursed.

I could never love you.

It's time to go to bed.

Open your heart.

I see you for who you are.

I can't find my octopus anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

It's not easy.

Let's drink

You're going to need a firefighter.

I love summer in America.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Delivery!

I want that wolf out of my car!

Sound the alarm!

You want it.

You never smile.

I never gave up hope.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

We're going to need a hammer.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This looks edible.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's giving me hope.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I volunteer myself!

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Take the money and die.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are so good to me.

I want you to be discourteous.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

This room is shrinking.

I have the scroll.

It was your fault that the party was ruined.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Your lips have turned blue.

You are not my favourite.

I'm a ghost.

Don't just stand there.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You are the best person I have ever met.

This is crazy

This is a day to remember

You know it.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

Who left a water in the basement?

Reading is good for the soul.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

How dare you laugh at me!

I am going to the wedding.

I feel competitive.

I never listened.

Someone's having a bad day.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I see you are thinking.

I'm trying to help.

Ha-cha-cha.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Can I make a pie?

While there is life, there is hope.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

You monster!

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I'll wait here.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You need me.

I want you to be grand.

This looks peculiar.

We need to eat.

I'm the best optometrist who ever lived.

I want you to help me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

We are mawkish.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Get ready to laugh.

Good morning!

Be better!

I can offer you a good price.

Dammit, who left a whiskey in the bedroom?

I love summer in Spain.

I know where you were.

I'm going to need a psychiatrist.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You dropped it.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

Take this and pray.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're gods.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that I lied to you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are a thief.

I want that lamb out of my house!

Dare to dream

How dare you look at me!

I feel brave.

You are so kind to me.

We're no good.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I want you to stop loving me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

This looks suspicious.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You're amazing!

Leave it alone.

It's not appropriate.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Hand me the kite.

Please, don't eat that.

This room is unstable.

I've reported it to the police.

Can I make trouble?

I can't find my wine anywhere.

I'll help.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I have the will.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I have money.

I heard weeping coming from the control room.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Get ready to run.

I'm the only butler on this planet

Take the piano and die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I want you to be solitary.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

You're going to need a hammer.

You never call me.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You should call your father.

When the party starts, start singing.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

We're ghosts.

You're going to need a scout.

We need to break up.

Open sesame.

Hey, watch me move.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Whoop-whoop.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You will always despise me.

My life means nothing.

We should go to the police.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want that fly out of my life!

I love winter in Canada.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

It's giving me grief.

Please, stop smoking.

You found it.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to stop looking at me.

We've only got one bullet.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Someone's in here.

I see you every day.

It's not mine.

We're cursed.

Maybe no one will notice

This is a stick up.

I have time.

This is the worst time to be amused.

You're a god.

I want you to be tragic.

Don't ask any questions.

We're going to need a fork.

I want you to stop me.

Stop, in the name of love.

Did you eat last night?

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

A girl needs love.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're coming with me!

I can't find my cat anywhere.

Your tongue has turned blue.

I volunteer to eat it!

Are you crazy? We're not together!

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

My life matters.

Let's get it

Can I make certain?

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Open the curtains.

I never wanted to die.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I'll listen.

We are ecstatic.

I'm the greatest thief on this planet

I'm going to need a firefighter.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I heard laughter coming from the office.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I can offer you a soda.

Please, listen to me.

Give it here.

You are my only hope.

Who left a skateboard in the laundry?

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Take this with water.

Leave it to the professionals.

We should quit.

I'm lucky.

You are not my conscience.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Someone's coming this way.

I love autumn in Germany.

You never do what I want.

Throw me the screwdriver.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You should ask your mother.

When the bell rings, hide.

You're never going to get away with this!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Freedom is like a bar of soap...

It's not the right size.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

This looks bad.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Your lips have turned stripey.

We need to help each other.

I want you to be decisive.

This is a fine mess

I want you to kill me.

I feel rebellious.

Good grief!

I need to tell you about the wardrobe.

You are crude.

I volunteer to go!

I'm a god.

A girl needs her mother.

I'll open it.

You could never love me.

Open the bottle.

The show must go on.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Take the drink and leave.

Someone's watching us.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

You need it.

We're magnificent.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a wrench.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

This is the right time to be alone.

Be careful!

I want that moose out of my house!

I have faith.

Who left a whale in the kitchen?

I have the poem.

This room is bugged.

Please, give me that.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Get ready for this.

I am going to the funeral.

This looks interesting.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I never hurt anybody.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I can't find my shark anywhere.

Let's eat

Can I make it right?

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You're under arrest!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to be surprising.

My life is over.

I feel like crying.

Hey, watch me dance.

I see you let yourself in.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

It's not going to fit.

I could never want you.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

No one can ever know what we did.

I'll get it.

I heard a noise coming from the classroom.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

We need to open it.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Alright, who left a wine in the basement?

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You're crazy.

We're going to need a spoon.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I'm going to need a coach.

I need to tell you about the the fort.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Drop it here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I knew you could see it through.

A girl needs a job.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

No one suspects a thing

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

I know what happened.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

It was your fault that we ran out of bread.

I'm the greatest firefighter who ever lived.

I want you to be thoughtless.

I can offer you an egg nog.

You never listen.

Open the window.

Can I make it worse?

It's time to go.

I love winter in India.

Show me the bike.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want that kitten out of my car!

I have lost the will to live.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I'll sit on it.

You are sly.

I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I have the letter.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You should hide.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

This looks odd.

We're going to need a wrench.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Who left a shovel in the living room?

You are my daughter.

I want you to read to me.

Leave it until morning.

I feel invulnerable.

You are so nice to me.

Cheats never prosper.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You should protect your father.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

This is a fine ship

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Throw it here.

I want you to be tenacious.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I could never despise you.

Open the door.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We need to stop.

When I was little, I wanted to be a historian.

A girl needs her own room.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Winners don't quit

Good luck!

When the party starts, start crying.

I need to tell you about the builder.

You made me cry on purpose.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Throw me the spoon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Can I make time?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm the best clown who ever lived.

Death is like a mountain...

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Take the piano and leave.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You're insignificant.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

I want that fox out of my life!

Take this for luck.

We're going to need a gladiator.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to look at me.

Be safe!

It's not ready.

You're going to need a knife.

You will always want me.

You are an inspiration.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.

I can offer you a punch.

We are compassionate.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Your face has turned red.

Who left a bread-stick in the wardrobe?

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

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