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It's not appropriate.

We are unique.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

I am going to the wedding.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You never do what I want.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I have needs.

I have the will.

I can offer you a fishcake.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is a day to remember

I see you every day.

You are a liar.

We've only got one of these.

You made me cry on purpose.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

You are so nice to me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Can I make up a story?

You are my father.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I want you to help me.

It ain't over, till it's over.

I'll listen.

Don't get too close.

A boy needs his space.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop smelling me.

I've reported it to the police.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Get ready to laugh.

Throw it here.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I never killed anyone.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Please, don't eat that.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You should listen to your father.

Leave it to the professionals.

Take this with water.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I'm a god.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want that fly out of my house!

We need to break up.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'm trying to help.

Hey, watch me smile.

You want it.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

This looks odd.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You could never despise me.

Who left a knife in the closet?

This is a fine mess

I am going to Christmas.

Open the door.

I know who you are.

Take the money and go.

You are a genius.

Can I make an effort?

You're crazy!

It's not yours.

It's time to go.

I have lost the will to live.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

You are ruined.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

You're crazy.

How dare you laugh at me!

I see you smiling.

Just breathe

I'm the greatest detective on this planet

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I've reported it to the press.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You monster!

You are not my mother.

Delivery!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Good grief!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm going to need a fork.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I want you to listen to me.

Be careful!

You are my teacher.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Your tongue has turned pink.

I'll sit on it.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want to tell you about the licorice twist.

We're the same person.

You never have time for me.

You're a god.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

I want you to be obvious.

I never could make up my mind.

I feel shy.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

A girl needs boundaries.

I love fall in Spain.

Leave it alone.

When the bell rings, hide.

Please, come closer.

It's going to be okay

Dammit, who left a spoon in the attic?

Your eyes have turned red.

I despise you.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

No one can ever know the truth.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Take the piano and go.

This room is unstable.

Get ready to die.

I want that cow out of my car!

I know more than you realise.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

You're coming with me!

My life matters.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I can offer you a good price.

Put it here.

I'm weird.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Don't fool around.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Let's eat

I want you to stop blaming me.

Stop, in the name of love.

You should find your father.

I'm the greatest taxi-driver on this planet

I see you are thinking.

Good morning!

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

I have powers.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

We're going to need an astronaut.

I want you to clean up after me.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Can I make a pillow fort?

You're a ghost.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Darling, it's delicious.

This is a fine ship

I should start a business.

It's time to pack your bags.

Take this and pray.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Be better!

Give me the chicken wing.

Hey, watch me leave.

Leave it until morning.

You need it.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I knew you could turn things around.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

We've only got one chance.

We're ghosts.

I feel thrilled.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard a noise coming from the lounge room.

Give it here.

You angel!

Someone's having a bad day.

I love summer in Switzerland.

We're insignificant.

You are a poet.

Take the drink and go.

We need to order pizza.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Fears are like spaghetti...

This looks great.

My life is cursed.

You're under arrest!

You're going to need a sailor.

I want you to be fixed.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

You love me.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I have money.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Who left a Gatorade in the wardrobe?

I can't find my Coke anywhere.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You are so kind to me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I love you.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You should protect your father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I'm going to need a saw.

It's not the right size.

You never sing anymore.

Am I dead, or not?

I should hide.

It's time to brush your teeth.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Good luck!

This room is bugged.

I can offer you a mojito.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I want you to kill me.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Can I make trouble?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the label came off.

How dare you smile at me!

Learning is like opening a gate...

You are a handsome devil.

We need to fight.

I feel angry.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Plug it in here.

I volunteer myself!

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

I knew you could see it through.

I see you for who you are.

Hey, watch me dance.

Just try not to cry

Why do you love me, so much?

I have the letter.

I hate you.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

It's not tight enough.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You're magnificent.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I can't find my cheetah anywhere.

I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.

Take this for luck.

This looks bad.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Your eyes have turned blue.

I never wanted to die.

When the door opens, start singing.

Open your heart.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

This is the right time to be happy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.

Can I make dessert?

I can offer you a long white.

This room is shrinking.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I am courageous.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I want you to stop me.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

Reading is good for the soul.

You could never fascinate me.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Get ready to dance.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Take the money and leave.

How much courage do you have?

We need to stop.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Dammit, who left a teddy bear in the wardrobe?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Let's watch TV!

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want you to stop loving me.

I'm crazy.

I'll get ready.

Did you eat yesterday?

Someone's watching us.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm the best chemist who ever lived.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I see you let yourself in.

I love fall in India.

It's not working.

I never hurt anybody.

Can I make noises?

It's time to go to bed.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm going to need a historian.

A girl needs her father.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Give me the sandwich.

Two heads are better than one.

You're never going to get away with this!

It has to work

Open it here.

Your nose has turned spotted.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I feel crazy.

Get ready for this.

I know what happened.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I am going to Easter.

Take the piano and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I should think about this.

We need to play.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want you to marry me.

Can I make up?

I want you to be worried.

You should write to your father.

I never really lived.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best surgeon who ever lived.

Open sesame.

Please, tell me.

You need me.

You broke it.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Becoming rich is like tidying your room...

It's giving me an error message.

I see you came prepared.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Leave it outside.

You're going to pay!

Time to shine

We're going to need a detective.

Give me the pickle.

I have a secret.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are an artist.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Don't ask any questions.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have the knife.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This looks wrong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You never say what you're thinking.

You are not my father.

I can offer you a job.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I want that wolf out of my life!

You should call your mother.

It's not mine.

Take this with you.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

We should start a business.

I've reported it to the President.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You are my reason for living.

It's giving me grief.

I'm the worst interior designer who ever lived.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Please, lie down.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Who left a saw in the conservatory?

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You will always despise me.

I'll open it.

Open the bottle.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

We need to close it.

Your tongue has turned green.

Be safe!

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I want you to be wronged.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I'm alone in the universe.

It's time to make lunch.

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Get ready to run.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I can offer you a croissant.

I see you know what to do.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Don't wait to be asked.

You should find your mother.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I want to tell you about the hot chocolate.

I feel frisky.

Someone's in here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want you to stop following me.

I've reported it to mother.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

It's not for sale.

You are a hero.

Your ears have turned pink.

I want that seal out of my life!

A girl needs her grandmother.

Gardening is good for the soul.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I heard weeping coming from the studio.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You are not my favourite.

You will always fascinate me.

This looks interesting.

Hand me the bread-stick.

No one can ever know that I like you

My life is over.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

We're weird.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

We're going to need a spoon.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I have to tell you about Easter.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You found it.

I feel anxious.

You never listen.

I want you to look at me.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

I want you to be encouraged.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I am intent.

I knew you could live like this.

You should call your father.

This is the worst time to be amused.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I want that dinosaur out of my car!

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.

It's almost over

Did you eat last night?

I never gave up hope.

I'm a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.

You are so mean to me.

Learning is like eating toast...

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Can I make certain?

Throw me the ukulele.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

When the party starts, start singing.

A girl needs money.

I love winter in America.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I'm going to need a can opener.

Someone's coming this way.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Let's watch the game

I have 20-20 vision.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

You're lucky.

I know the future.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.

I want you to be regretful.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

When I was little, I wanted to be a garbage collector.

You are appreciative.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

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