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I'm trying to understand.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Please, stop smoking.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'll help.
Who left a muffin in the lounge room?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You monster!
I can offer you a job.
It's not right.
You are a hero.
It's time to go.
Hey, watch me leave.
This room is unstable.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have lost the will to live.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I have the will.
You're alone in the universe.
I'm a god.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
I know the future.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You will always despise me.
Winners don't quit
I am going to the wedding.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Darling, it's so juicy.
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to be inspired.
You are so nice to me.
Take this for luck.
I want you to kill me.
You're going to need a pirate.
I have to tell you about the goddess.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Let's get it
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I've reported it to the police.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want that ant out of my house!
I volunteer as tribute!
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Your ears have turned orange.
Don't wait to be asked.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
We're ghosts.
Your nose has turned brown.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Can I make believe?
You never have time for me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Stop, in the name of the law.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You should ask your mother.
I can offer you a Fanta.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I never wanted to die.
Delivery!
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Dammit, who left a fork in the office?
If you're done, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
It's not the right size.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Leave it to the professionals.
Take the money and leave.
I'm the only shop assistant on this planet
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You're a god.
My life is a mystery.
Be safe!
Please, come in.
Take this and pray.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Hey, watch me move.
I can offer you a good price.
I am going to the funeral.
No one will ever know
Someone's in here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a reporter.
You won't find it.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Let's watch TV!
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Get ready to dance.
I have powers.
I feel disgusting.
Darling, it's dead.
I have the scroll.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
This is the right time to be angry.
You are not my daughter.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is a fine ship
You never call me.
This looks wrong.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
A boy needs money.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm alone in the universe.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I want you to stop blaming me.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Sound the alarm!
Don't fool around.
We've only got one chance.
I knew you could live like this.
We need to break up.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Give it here.
I want you to cook for me.
Take the drink and die.
Good grief!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Leave it outside.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I never felt so alone.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You want it.
I bet you know why I'm going.
It's time to go to bed.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You should call your father.
I see you are thinking.
You should hide.
Open the bottle.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I am going to Easter.
It's not ready.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
Hey, watch me dance.
Let's play
I'm going to need a knife.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to stop smelling me.
I am unstable.
Why do you love me, so much?
This looks peculiar.
Get ready, or get out.
I'm going to need a mechanic.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
This is a fine mess
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
Please, come closer.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I feel ignorant.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Good morning!
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
Throw me the spoon.
Who left a celery stick in the corridor?
I have the gun.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Plug it in here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm the only salesperson on this planet
I want that lamb out of my house!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I volunteer to go!
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Take the drink and go.
Stop, in the name of love.
You never sing anymore.
I have time.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a saw.
I want you to document my trip to America.
It's time to brush your teeth.
We're cursed.
Let's watch the game
Be yourself!
Someone's having a bad day.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Dying is like writing a job application...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
A girl needs love.
You love me.
You're a ghost.
Don't ask any questions.
You are so kind to me.
Can I make peace?
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to stop following me.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You're really something!
You're going to need an assassin.
Life is like a party...
I've reported it to Interpol.
I am going to Christmas.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I know more than you realise.
This looks great.
Patience is a virtue
Throw me the bagel.
We're the same person.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
Okay, who left a porcupine in the kitchen?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Ha-cha-cha.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
My life means nothing.
You devil!
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You are not my favourite.
I'm crazy.
You will always fascinate me.
You should make peace with your father.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Let's dance
I'm the only philanthropist who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I feel frustrated.
We've only got one bullet.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I want you to be tragic.
I want you to marry me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I'm going to need a dentist.
This looks interesting.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I am going to the party.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
It's not for sale.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
Someone's watching us.
Slow and steady wins the race.
You never smile.
I'm a ghost.
I can offer you a carrot.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Your ears have turned blue.
I'll get ready.
Throw me the bratwurst.
I knew you could survive.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
I'm no good.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want that monkey out of my life!
We need to make a plan.
We're gods.
You are a thief.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
I feel stylish.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
This room is shrinking.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
My life is cursed.
I know what happened.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You're going to pay!
When the bell rings, remain calm.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
My love, it's alive.
I see you every day.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
You lost it.
I'm going to need a saw.
You should start a business.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
It's time to pack your bags.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I was here.
Open the curtains.
Did you get lucky today?
I have to tell you about the elf.
You're going to need a nurse.
You need me.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Your nose has turned green.
Drop it here.
You should write to your father.
How much luck do you have?
I have a secret.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I want that fish out of my life!
I can offer you an ale.
You made me cry on purpose.
Let's go
A boy needs discipline.
I feel timid.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Take this with you.
I want you to hold me.
Good night!
I'll listen.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I'm going to need a fork.
You're never going to get away with this!
You broke it.
You never stop to think.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I am disobedient.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Give me the chair.
It's not heavy.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
I know who you are.
We're crazy.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
This room is bugged.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Don't get too close.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Whatever happens, don't panic
Get ready to die.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
I'm trying to win.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm the greatest stunt double who ever lived.
Did you get lucky last night?
Your eyes have turned grey.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
I have the knife.
I will always love you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You're under arrest!
Failure is like a beautiful melody...
Take this with water.
I've reported it to the President.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I love spring in Brazil.
Your face has turned yellow.
I never gave up hope.
Be better!
I should hide.
Take the money and die.
Can I make money?
I'll get it.
I see you came prepared.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
You are a liar.
I heard laughter coming from the garage.
You can have it.
I can offer you a lemonade.
You are so mean to me.
I want you to stop me.
It's not working.
I want to tell you about the pickle.
Darling, it's so shiny.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know the truth.
I want that zebra out of my car!
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
When the bell rings, start crying.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You should call your mother.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Hand me the hammer.
I want you to be narcissistic.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a lot of help.
You angel!
Hey, watch me smile.
You will always hate me.
How much influence do you have?
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's now or never
We need to make out.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Someone's coming this way.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Did you fart last night?
Who left a celery stick in the laundry?
Can I make a pillow fort?
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Good luck!
I'll keep guard.
Open it here.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
This looks nice.
I have needs.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I can offer you a long white.
We've only got one option.
Open the door.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I have to tell you about the barn.
I'm the only shepherd who ever lived.
I love fall in Switzerland.
I want that panda out of my house!
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
Show me the chair.
Don't just stand there.
Redemption is like a violin...
I have the poem.
I want you to document my trip to China.
I want you to inspire me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You burned it on purpose.
A girl needs a job.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I want you to be hidebound.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Can I make magic?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You're coming with me!
You are unpatriotic.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Your face has turned purple.
I knew you could turn things around.
I want that raccoon out of my car!
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
You never say what you're thinking.
I love winter in Brazil.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You are the best person I have ever met.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I see you let yourself in.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
When I was little, I wanted to be a violinist.
I'm trying to believe you.
All's well that ends well
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I feel calm.
You're going to need a doctor.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Take the money and go.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
You're going down!
You are a twit.
Your ego is like a movie...
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I want you to be bold.
I never listened.
Your face has turned black.
How dare you look at me!
It's giving me hope.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I want you to betray me.
You should ask for more money.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
This looks bad.
Did you fart yesterday?
We've only got one hope.
I can't find my donkey anywhere.
Who left a coffee in the bedroom?
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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