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I can't find my guitar anywhere.

I want you to be ravenous.

This is a day to remember

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

It's giving me a headache.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We're the same person.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make music?

How much influence do you have?

Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...

I see you came prepared.

You never call me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You are so kind to me.

We need to make out.

A girl needs her mother.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You angel!

Show me the ball.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Am I coming with you, or not?

When the party starts, start crying.

It's not the right size.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

This room is bugged.

You are a poet.

You need it.

I knew you could see it through.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to inspire me.

Let's watch TV!

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I volunteer myself!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I never listened.

My life is cursed.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You are not my type.

Show no mercy

I heard weeping coming from the basement.

This looks interesting.

You're going to need a saw.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Your lips have turned green.

Someone's having a bad day.

Leave it here.

I'm no good.

Please, be careful.

No one can ever know the truth.

Don't ask any questions.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Get ready to laugh.

I have to tell you about Monday.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I'll keep guard.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You never listen.

I love spring in Spain.

I see you every day.

This is a stick up.

Open the window.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I want you to stop tickling me.

A cat has nine lives.

I am sensual.

You're amazing!

I want you to be freewheeling.

Be yourself!

Can I make certain?

We need to close it.

I can't find my porcupine anywhere.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

I want that bunny out of my car!

Take the piano and go.

My life is over.

Good grief!

I can offer you a job.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I volunteer to eat it!

I am going to the funeral.

Who left a shark in the dungeon?

You broke the vase on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

How dare you look at me!

It's not mine.

You are so mean to me.

You know it.

I want you to kill me.

You are an idiot.

This room is haunted.

I have faith.

We're going to need a spatula.

I want to tell you about the Heaven.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

Throw it here.

You are my father.

I never could make up my mind.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm going to need a technician.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

We're special.

Please, come closer.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Leave it until morning.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

It's almost over

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I can offer you a whiskey.

This looks familiar.

I feel doubtful.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

You devil!

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Someone's locked the door.

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...

I'll get it.

Get ready for this.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This is a fine ship

Don't wait to be asked.

We're ghosts.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Hey, watch me leave.

You're coming with me!

Ha-cha-cha.

I want that horse out of my car!

Delivery!

Take this with water.

It's giving me hope.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I'm a ghost.

I have the poem.

We're going to need a spoon.

Let's play

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I have time.

You are panicked.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You never stop to think.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Did you eat just now?

I knew you could fix it.

Be careful!

If anything can go wrong, it will.

You will always want me.

Open it here.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to be cute.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

This is crazy

A boy needs his space.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

Take the piano and die.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

You are a twit.

Good luck!

I feel scared.

I have to tell you about the Heaven.

I can offer you a smoothie.

You should listen to your father.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This looks odd.

It's your fault that the train was late.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Don't get too close.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I never really lived.

My life means nothing.

You're going down!

I love you.

Sound the alarm!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Please, lie down.

I've reported it to the press.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are hardy.

Can I make a difference?

I'm a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Who left a dog in the wardrobe?

I see you let yourself in.

I have money.

I know where you were.

Am I dead, or not?

Don't upset your mother, not now.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Did you eat yesterday?

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Plug it in here.

Show me the pickle.

I have to tell you about the spring-roll.

I'll be here, if you need me.

My love, it's dead.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

I feel ridiculous.

Take this with you.

I am going to the wedding.

You are my love.

You want me.

I volunteer to go!

It's going to be okay

I have the need, the need for speed.

A boy needs his mother.

We are thrilled.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

We need to make better decisions.

It's not alive.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take the drink and die.

Sorry, I have to take this.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I love summer in America.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm trying to save you.

How dare you laugh at me!

Get ready to run.

You never have time for me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You're a god.

I want you to listen to me.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Good morning!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

You are not my conscience.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

We're no good.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I know what happened.

You want it.

You should make peace with your mother.

I just want a tea. What's wrong with that?

You are a genius.

Did you get lucky just now?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I'm the only hairdresser on this planet

I want that chicken out of my room!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

Can I make a kite?

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

We are calculating.

We need to stay.

Your lips have turned white.

Let's drink

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

A boy needs money.

Whoop-whoop.

I can offer you a margarita.

I knew you could live like this.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I've reported it to mother.

Please, stop smoking.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Be safe!

I want you to stop believing in me.

Your nose has turned purple.

Someone's listening.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

We're going to need a can opener.

This looks bad.

I feel sad.

It's not safe.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Take this and pray.

I love autumn in Australia.

You are not my son.

It's giving me grief.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I am going to the party.

I want you to be certain.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I will always need you.

I want to tell you about Friday.

This room is shrinking.

I have lost the will to live.

Finding a job is like turning on a radio...

I want you to help me.

This is the right time to be happy.

I know the future.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

You're weird.

I never killed anyone.

We're gods.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I want to tell you about the zombie.

A boy needs love.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You're never going to get away with this!

I can offer you a cocktail.

You lost it.

Who left a spoon in the kitchen?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

It's time to go to bed.

Throw me the screwdriver.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

How dare you smile at me!

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I feel tense.

I see you have done this before.

This looks great.

Victory is like a violin...

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want that porcupine out of my car!

It's not in.

Take the drink and go.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

Someone's in here.

I'm the best exotic dancer who ever lived.

I'll wait here.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Did you fart this morning?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You should go to the police.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Please, don't take that.

Let's get it

I have the card.

I have 20-20 vision.

Be better!

I volunteer as tribute!

I hate you.

Darling, it's alive.

Why do you love me, so much?

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

You should find your mother.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You are laughing.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

You are a handsome devil.

It's time to brush your teeth.

A cat may look at a king.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to marry me.

You are so good to me.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Justice is like a good book...

I love winter in Switzerland.

My life matters.

I want that crocodile out of my house!

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

No one can ever know that I like you

Hand me the guitar.

You never do what I want.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You made me cry on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

You could never fascinate me.

I heard a noise coming from the armory.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I can offer you a good price.

I feel frivolous.

This room is unstable.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I want to tell you about the bagel.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Give it here.

I'm the greatest farmer who ever lived.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I know what to do.

You dropped it.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

Who left a saw in the lounge room?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Can I make love?

You're going to need a knife.

Knitting is good for the soul.

This looks peculiar.

Let's dance

Open the curtains.

I want you to read to me.

I am depressed.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Show me the spoon.

A girl needs a job.

Did you fart while I was away?

It's not working.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

Leave it alone.

You are not my favourite.

Your nose has turned yellow.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I'm going to need a dogcatcher.

Take the money and go.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gondolier.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Bad money drives out good.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Can I make bubbles?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Open your heart.

We're going to need a shovel.

I know who you are.

I have the knife.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I'm cursed.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Who left a spatula in the lobby?

Please, stop laughing.

We've only got one option.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It's not ready.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want that lion out of my car!

Let's watch the game

You are my inspiration.

We need to unite.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You never sing anymore.

Don't fool around.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I'm the best peddlar who ever lived.

I see you for who you are.

We're going to need a fortune-teller.

Who left a skateboard in the waiting room?

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I've reported it to the police.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Hey, watch me move.

You are so nice to me.

You are an inspiration.

Your nose has turned pink.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

I know math.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's not easy.

You should ask your father.

Please, look at me.

Good things come in small packages.

We're going to need a wrench.

I'm magnificent.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It's giving me an error message.

Take this for luck.

I am going to Easter.

You're going to pay!

Get ready, or get out.

We've only got one hope.

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