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Sound the alarm!

You are so kind to me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You should write to your father.

Can I make a deal?

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You made me cry on purpose.

Show me the icecream.

We're cursed.

Give it here.

This is a stick up.

How dare you look at me!

Someone's listening.

You never stop to think.

It's not heavy.

You are a hero.

I know who you are.

I want you to listen to me.

This looks nice.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guide.

You're a god.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Leave it alone.

Hey, watch me smile.

Beware the Ides of March.

I feel angry.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Who left a cat in the sauna?

I am going to the grand opening.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I should quit.

We've only got one option.

Let's eat

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Your face has turned black.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Get ready for this.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to be narrow-minded.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Be better!

I'm going to need a lot of food.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I have the knife.

It's giving me grief.

If you don't want it, put it back.

My life is cursed.

I can offer you a fishcake.

My love, it's beautiful.

A boy needs love.

I heard laughter coming from the office.

Reality is like a movie...

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I love spring in England.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You devil!

It's not the right size.

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

How dare you laugh at me!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I have a secret.

We need to order pizza.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Don't wait to be asked.

Your cheeks have turned green.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You never take me seriously.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are so mean to me.

You despise me.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm the only beekeeper on this planet

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Good luck!

I could never want you.

We are false.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

You're really something!

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I feel lousy.

I want you to be liberal.

I'm special.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I've reported it to mother.

Did you fart just now?

Show me the skateboard.

You should make peace with your father.

You should vote.

Put it here.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to love me.

I'm a ghost.

You are my inspiration.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You lost it.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I have the need, the need for speed.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Take the piano and die.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

I see you came prepared.

I love summer in Antarctica.

I never wanted to die.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I know more than you realise.

Fears are like chocolate...

Running for office is like taking medicine...

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You are not my favourite.

We're the same person.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This room is unstable.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I can't find my ant anywhere.

My love, it's delicious.

Get ready to die.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm trying to care.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Please, remain silent.

Good morning!

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Take this for luck.

You are an artist.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'll open it.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Don't get too close.

You hate me.

We're insignificant.

Did you fart today?

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

Throw it here.

My life is a mystery.

This looks familiar.

I want you to read to me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I need to tell you about the apple.

Hey, watch me dance.

I've reported it to the President.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I am going to the wedding.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

A girl needs her own room.

I love fall in France.

We're going to need a saw.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Eating is good for the soul.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

You are my reason for living.

I will always need you.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We need to fight.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Having a child is like opening a window...

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We're going to need a sniper.

You're coming with me!

I can offer you a chardonnay.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

It's not appropriate.

Darling, it's delicious.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Your ears have turned spotted.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make promises?

We're gods.

I never could make up my mind.

We've only got one bullet.

Please, stop laughing.

You are sadistic.

No one will ever know

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I have the scroll.

It's giving me a headache.

I have time.

We should hide.

You should find your mother.

Leave it here.

This is a day to remember

I volunteer to eat it!

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to look at me.

You are a godsend.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Don't ask any questions.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

It's better to give than to receive.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Let's get it

I'll help.

I'm the worst electrician who ever lived.

How much money do you have?

A girl needs love.

Hey, watch me leave.

This looks odd.

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Okay, who left a screwdriver in the laundry?

Take the piano and leave.

Someone's having a bad day.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Good night!

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You are so nice to me.

You never sing anymore.

I feel groovy.

You're insignificant.

Winners don't quit

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You could never love me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Can I make muffins?

I'm going to need a fisher.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I could never love you.

I have needs.

Open your heart.

I never felt so alone.

You won't find it.

I want you to be inspired.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This room is haunted.

I need to tell you about the lobby.

I can offer you a muffin.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I'll sit on it.

We're ghosts.

We need to eat.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Did you fart last night?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

It's not in.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

A boy needs a job.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You should start a business.

You can't take it with you.

I love summer in Spain.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Who left a doll in the corridor?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to kiss me.

Leave it to the professionals.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I see you smiling.

You're going to need a hammer.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

Be safe!

Stop, in the name of love.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You never have time for me.

I can't find my kitten anywhere.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

Get ready to laugh.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I want you to stop loving me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to be cooperative.

Please, come closer.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Take the piano and go.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I'm going to need a composer.

Someone's watching us.

How dare you smile at me!

Whoop-whoop.

I'm magnificent.

I have the gun.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I can offer you an apple.

I know where you were.

Your sadness is like a party...

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I want that dog out of my house!

I feel extraordinary.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nanny.

Drop it here.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

You are an inspiration.

It's not tight enough.

Did you get lucky at work?

You will always love me.

You are my teacher.

You burned it on purpose.

Take this with you.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Can I make friends?

I want you to marry me.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

It's giving me hope.

You angel!

I'm going to need a fork.

It's time to go.

I have the will.

I can offer you a job.

We've only got one hope.

Your ears have turned stripey.

Dancing is good for the soul.

A boy needs boundaries.

Leave it until morning.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

This looks peculiar.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It's now or never

Who left a Heineken in the bathroom?

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm the best oracle on this planet

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I'm insignificant.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

You are alert.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I'll listen.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Delivery!

Darling, it's alive.

Can I make history?

My life matters.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Let's dance

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's your fault that the train was late.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is a fine ship

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I'm trying to help.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a manicurist.

Please, give me that.

When the party starts, start crying.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are not my conscience.

You should protect your mother.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

We're going to need a choreographer.

I never really lived.

I know math.

I want that monkey out of my house!

Open sesame.

Give me the kebab.

It's giving me an error message.

It's not open.

Take the drink and leave.

Can I make peace?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I feel weird.

I want you to be vindictive.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

It's going to be okay

We are adventurous.

I'm a god.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm cursed.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I'm trying to understand.

You found it.

Take this with water.

Can I make room?

Who left a cappuccino in the garage?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I love winter in France.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I'm the best exterminator on this planet

You could never need me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This looks interesting.

Did you fart at work?

Get ready, or get out.

I volunteer to go!

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are so good to me.

I want you to stop me.

I'll get it.

You are my only hope.

We need to break up.

It's not alive.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I need to tell you about Easter.

Your lips have turned black.

I am sensual.

You never do what I want.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Let's watch TV!

You're under arrest!

I never wanted this.

You are a genius.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

Just breathe

When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.

Open the bottle.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Who left a chocolate milk in the bathroom?

Throw me the fork.

This is the right time to be here.

I can offer you an egg nog.

I'm trying to open it.

We're special.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

My love, it's so juicy.

Leave it outside.

I've reported it to the press.

I knew you could fix it.

I have faith.

Be careful!

I will always despise you.

This room is shrinking.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Getting married is like applying for a job...

You should call your mother.

Plug it in here.

Good grief!

I want you to be dissonant.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I want that dolphin out of my life!

Get ready to run.

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

A boy needs his grandfather.

You want it.

Today is the day

I have to tell you about the licorice twist.

You are my daughter.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I love spring in Canada.

We're no good.

I never hurt anybody.

I have money.

You are an idiot.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Your ears have turned brown.

Justice is like an ocean...

Who left a fishcake in the lobby?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I'm the only zookeeper who ever lived.

We are respectful.

Someone's in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bandit.

You're going to need a fortune-teller.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I am going to Christmas.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I want you to be solitary.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Show me the burger.

You're going down!

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