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If you don't want it, throw it away.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I'm trying to believe you.

Don't wait to be asked.

Please, stop shouting.

I see you came prepared.

Sound the alarm!

A girl needs discipline.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You dropped it.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You will always despise me.

I could never hate you.

Take the drink and leave.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

We need to order pizza.

Did you get lucky last night?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to love me.

I am paranoid.

Your face has turned pink.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to be ugly.

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

You are an inspiration.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

This room is haunted.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Let's go

You are so nice to me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Hand me the fork.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You can do this

You should think about this.

Leave it until morning.

Open the door.

I'll get it.

I know math.

I'm a god.

I love winter in Brazil.

I feel dejected.

Can I make the bed?

I volunteer as tribute!

Someone's listening.

Hey, watch me smile.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Take this and pray.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

We're gods.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I knew you could see it through.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want that chicken out of my car!

A boy needs love.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's time to brush your teeth.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Who left a bread-stick in the control room?

I have the scroll.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I can offer you a pickle.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

My life is cursed.

This looks edible.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

Don't fool around.

You angel!

You're never going to get away with this!

Leave it to the professionals.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I've reported it to the press.

We're special.

Darling, it's beautiful.

This is a day to remember

Your nose has turned white.

I could never need you.

Let's eat

How dare you laugh at me!

You are not my father.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I want you to kill me.

You should make peace with your mother.

I want you to be amiable.

You never sing anymore.

You broke the vase on purpose.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're a ghost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I have money.

We need to stop.

This is the right time to be happy.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Time to shine

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Good night!

Delivery!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You are a poet.

Death is like a piano...

I'm trying to understand.

I am going to the funeral.

Hopes are like chocolate...

We're the same person.

You are my favourite.

I never loved you.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I want that kangaroo out of my room!

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Having a child is like lighting a candle...

I can offer you a cracker.

You're crazy!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I feel odd.

You monster!

I volunteer to go!

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I'm going to need a knife.

Someone's locked the door.

It's giving me a headache.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

Did you get lucky this morning?

It's not dead.

You will always hate me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

This is a stick up.

I see you know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I love summer in India.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I am attractive.

Who left a chocolate milk in the barn?

Take the drink and go.

You're going to need a builder.

Let's drink

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are my son.

You're insignificant.

I have the card.

I want you to be tense.

I'll help.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Take this for luck.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You won't find it.

Give me the apple.

I never could make up my mind.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I can offer you a punch.

I just want a banana milkshake. What's wrong with that?

You're going down!

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

We need to go.

You should pay the bill.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I have time.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Give it here.

I feel dirty.

Someone's in here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Dammit, who left a hedgehog in the attic?

You should disown your mother.

Can I make a decision?

My life matters.

Please, give up while you can.

She was unconscious when I found her.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm a ghost.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I see you every day.

I want you to stop following me.

This looks wrong.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Good grief!

Did you eat today?

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I love fall in France.

I'm the worst computer programmer who ever lived.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I want you to clean up after me.

You never listen.

You're crazy.

It's not in.

Leave it here.

It's time to go.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You broke it.

Don't just stand there.

I will always need you.

Be yourself!

You are my teacher.

I never wanted this.

Take this with you.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a principal.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You should listen to your mother.

I am conventional.

Sleep is like a spring day...

I have the letter.

You made me cry on purpose.

Your lips have turned blue.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Take the money and leave.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Open it here.

We're going to need a knife.

Get ready to run.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

I feel outrageous.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You are the best person I have ever met.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I'm the worst gate-keeper who ever lived.

Can I make a wish?

You're going to need a tax collector.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Ha-cha-cha.

We should go to the police.

I am going to the party.

How dare you look at me!

I heard laughter coming from the office.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'll be here, if you need me.

I need to tell you about the scientist.

I'm magnificent.

I see you smiling.

Open the window.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Dammit, who left a chocolate milk in the studio?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I need you.

I'm going to need a hammer.

This is crazy

I have the gun.

Hand me the apple.

This room is bugged.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You devil!

You are not my conscience.

I want you to be profound.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I bet you know why I'm here.

It's giving me grief.

You never have time for me.

I want that otter out of my life!

Be better!

Your tongue has turned purple.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You can have it.

This looks bad.

I've reported it to mother.

We're ghosts.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I knew you could fix it.

This is the worst time to be amused.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's not yours.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm the greatest mortician who ever lived.

I can offer you a croissant.

Happiness is like a bar of soap...

My life is over.

Let's dance

We're going to need a lot of help.

Take the money and go.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

If you're done, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Why do you tease me, so much?

I feel tenacious.

You are sadistic.

We've only got one chance.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

When the door opens, hide.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I need to tell you about the slice of pizza.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Stop, in the name of love.

Dying is like turning on a radio...

Leave it alone.

Can I make a pillow fort?

You will always need me.

We're insignificant.

Show me the bread-stick.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want that cat out of my room!

Who left a fishcake in the stable?

It's your fault that the game sucked.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

It's time to make lunch.

This is the worst time to be here.

You're under arrest!

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I knew you could survive.

I love you.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'll keep guard.

Throw it here.

This room is unstable.

I know where you were.

Please, stand.

Good luck!

Whoop-whoop.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

A boy needs his mother.

Children and fools tell the truth.

You should make peace with your father.

You're a god.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Darling, it's delicious.

You're going to need a fork.

I see you are thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I'm trying to save you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I love autumn in Ireland.

You are a handsome devil.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'm weird.

Leave it outside.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

We've only got one bullet.

Get ready to laugh.

You are dominating.

I have to tell you about the waiting room.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Am I coming with you, or not?

We need to make out.

I want you to be unhappy.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Becoming rich is like writing a shopping list...

I'll sit on it.

Let's watch the game

You're going to need a taxi-driver.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to read to me.

Did you get lucky today?

Please, come closer.

I will always despise you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You never say what you're thinking.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You know it.

This looks nice.

My love, it's delicious.

I'm the greatest silversmith who ever lived.

I love summer in France.

I have the need, the need for speed.

How much luck do you have?

It's time to pack your bags.

I have to tell you about Monday.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Fear is like a multi-choice quiz...

A girl needs confidence.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I can offer you a good price.

No one can ever know the truth.

I am going to Christmas.

We're going to need a spoon.

You are offensive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

I feel devious.

We've only got one of these.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I want you to be enraged.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

We should ask for more money.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

I want that horse out of my house!

You should listen to your father.

You are not my favourite.

This is a fine mess

This looks peculiar.

I want you to help me.

I want you to stop loving me.

We need to unite.

You need it.

Please, give me that.

Today is the day

I have to tell you about the dining room.

We're going to need an astronaut.

You never call me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Can I make promises?

We're magnificent.

I never hurt anybody.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Find some proof that he fooled you.

It's time to go to bed.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Get ready to die.

Pride is like a picnic at the beach...

It's not ready.

I can offer you a job.

We are subtle.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I'm the only marine who ever lived.

I've reported it to the police.

We're going to need a spatula.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Show me the ukulele.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

Dreams are like chocolate...

My life means nothing.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I want you to be secretive.

My love, it's dead.

I feel tense.

You should vote.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I could never want you.

I want you to betray me.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

I want you to stop believing in me.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

You should call your father.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

You are an idiot.

You could never despise me.

This room is shrinking.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm crazy.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm the only cook who ever lived.

I'm going to need a knight.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You are suave.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Did you eat this morning?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

We've only got one hope.

I love autumn in America.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

It's not tight enough.

You are my daughter.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

You're going to need a shovel.

I want you to be flamboyant.

Sorry, I have to take this.

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