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Find some proof that they lied to you.
You never have time for me.
My life is a mystery.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is crazy
I can't find my bed anywhere.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I'm the greatest sage on this planet
I bet you know why I'm angry.
How dare you smile at me!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
We're no good.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're coming with me!
I'm trying to care.
We're going to need a spoon.
Someone's locked the door.
I volunteer to go!
We need to unite.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Your lips have turned orange.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I want that horse out of my room!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
We're gods.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to stop following me.
I'm going to need a pirate.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Sound the alarm!
Leave it until morning.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
Who left a diet Mountain Dew in the wardrobe?
I feel warm.
I have the time.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You made me cry on purpose.
I hate you.
Take the piano and go.
I see you are thinking.
I want you to be personable.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
My love, it's so shiny.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to hold me.
A boy needs love.
This room is unstable.
I love summer in Germany.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are not my type.
I know more than you realise.
You are a genius.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Your nose has turned brown.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Throw me the can opener.
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
I never really lived.
Please, don't drink that.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
You're a ghost.
You devil!
You can have it.
You should write to your mother.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'll be here, if you need me.
We are repugnant.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You will always despise me.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
Can I make animal sounds?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I'm the best beekeeper who ever lived.
This looks edible.
You are so kind to me.
I need to tell you about the ale.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's time to go.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's not working.
Leave it outside.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
We need to close it.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
No one can ever know that I like you
You're going to need a lot of luck.
You're going to need a fork.
Throw it here.
I have the card.
You never stop to think.
Let's watch the game
Your ears have turned red.
Show no mercy
Did you fart just now?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to the press.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Take the money and go.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Someone's listening.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I know what to do.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
We've only got one bullet.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Why do you love me, so much?
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You're going to need a bartender.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Open sesame.
I'm trying to leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
We're ghosts.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to be egocentric.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You are compassionate.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Be better!
Slow but sure.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm special.
I want you to help me.
I love winter in Ireland.
I want you to document my trip to India.
You never listen.
I'm the greatest police officer who ever lived.
This is a stick up.
You despise me.
I never wanted this.
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
We're going to need a shovel.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Good grief!
Don't ask any questions.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I see you every day.
Can I make a sound?
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like eating cupcakes...
Take the piano and die.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a barber.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
This room is haunted.
I could never hate you.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Drop it here.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
No one can ever know the truth.
My life means nothing.
It's time to pack your bags.
It's not open.
I have the letter.
I want you to stop me.
Darling, it's alive.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Someone's having a bad day.
Did you eat while I was away?
Show me the pickle.
We are grim.
I'll listen.
You're going to pay!
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm a ghost.
Your face has turned pink.
I'm no good.
I know math.
We need to play.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
You found it.
This looks wrong.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Let's drink
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We've only got one hope.
Good luck!
Open your heart.
I never wanted to die.
You never say what you're thinking.
Who left a ball in the lounge room?
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to be angry.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You're going to need an undertaker.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
Can I make connections?
Please, give up while you can.
I love spring in England.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
You could never despise me.
This room is bugged.
You should call your father.
It's giving me an error message.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You are my favourite.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
How much money do you have?
I heard weeping coming from the closet.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I will always want you.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
You are a twit.
Throw me the skateboard.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Give it here.
Delivery!
I see you for who you are.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm the greatest reporter on this planet
Get ready to run.
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to kiss me.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Hey, watch me leave.
I'm going to need a spatula.
A girl needs boundaries.
Take this with water.
I want that cat out of my life!
It's time to make lunch.
You are not my son.
This looks interesting.
We are vague.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'm trying to forgive you.
Who left a spoon in the bathroom?
Take the drink and leave.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
I want you to be intense.
Open the window.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Love is like a beach...
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Whoop-whoop.
Why do you tease me, so much?
My love, it's dead.
Let's get it
We need to stay.
No one suspects a thing
No one can ever know how we did it.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I'm lucky.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I'll help.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
I am going to Christmas.
I feel old.
Hand me the hammer.
I want that dinosaur out of my room!
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
I'm the only programmer who ever lived.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
Please, stop shouting.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Am I dead, or not?
It's not easy.
I have lost the will to live.
You want me.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I volunteer to eat it!
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
You should pay the bill.
I want you to love me.
We're going to need a criminal.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We've only got one option.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Can I make up?
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Leave it here.
A boy needs money.
I need to tell you about the another dimension.
This is a fine mess
Your lips have turned spotted.
You're amazing!
I knew you could fix it.
Take the piano and leave.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You are so mean to me.
We're weird.
We need to make a plan.
You never take me seriously.
Who left a teddy bear in the bedroom?
I am prim.
This looks familiar.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I feel extraordinary.
I never felt so alone.
I volunteer myself!
Hey, watch me dance.
You burned it on purpose.
Getting married is like making cupcakes...
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
Your face has turned green.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You are my love.
I want you.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want you to clean up after me.
Hand me the icecream.
You can't have it.
Good night!
I'm going to need a spoon.
I'm a god.
I am going to Easter.
Open the curtains.
You should find your mother.
I'm the worst barber on this planet
I have the knife.
I can't find my fish anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a stunt double.
I'm weird.
I knew you could open it.
Winners don't quit
Hopes are like chocolate...
I can offer you a sandwich.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Can I make each day count?
A boy needs a job.
I love summer in Canada.
I see you know what to do.
Someone's coming this way.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This looks peculiar.
How dare you look at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Who left a cat in the classroom?
I want you to look at me.
Be careful!
I want that snail out of my room!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I am going to the party.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You won't find it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Please, stop doing that.
I need to tell you about the florist.
Laughing is good for the soul.
It has to work
Dying is like turning on a radio...
I feel humiliated.
You are a thief.
I despise you.
You should make peace with your father.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
This room is shrinking.
I'm the best drug dealer on this planet
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Throw me the doll.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
This is a day to remember
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Open the door.
We should pay the bill.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I never could make up my mind.
I'm going to need a saw.
We are irritable.
I see you let yourself in.
This is the right time to be happy.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I want you to inspire me.
This looks bad.
You dropped it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Who left a kebab in the basement?
Don't mix business with pleasure.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Get ready to die.
I have to tell you about the Heaven.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You are not my mother.
We're going to need a shoemaker.
I feel responsible.
I can offer you a water.
It's not alive.
I am going to the funeral.
We're the same person.
Can I make medicine?
I have 20-20 vision.
Let's watch TV!
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Take the drink and die.
Please, stand.
I know who you are.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
We need to eat.
I want you to stop tricking me.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
You're a god.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Open the bottle.
You will always fascinate me.
Show me the spoon.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Just be yourself
Who left a lemonade in the dining room?
We are thankful.
It was your fault that the show was ruined.
You angel!
My life is cursed.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I want you to be astigmatic.
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could live like this.
No one can ever know what we did.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
I'm the greatest sleuth on this planet
I can offer you a smoothie.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Be yourself!
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I should think about this.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Can I make an effort?
It's time to go to bed.
You need it.
Leave it alone.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
You are my son.
My love, it's so juicy.
When the lights go out, hide.
Fears are like chocolate...
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Show me the ball.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You should disown your father.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You're going to need a hammer.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Your face has turned purple.
I love winter in China.
Who left a guitar in the cell?
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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