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Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I am going to Christmas.
Show no mercy
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's not alive.
Okay, who left a hammer in the kitchen?
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
I have faith.
Can I make peace?
I need to tell you about Monday.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are so kind to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
We need to play.
You should find your father.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I feel threatened.
I'm a god.
How dare you look at me!
Put it here.
I see you are thinking.
Your eyes have turned purple.
Be yourself!
I want you to read to me.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
Don't wait to be asked.
Motivation is like a picnic at the beach...
You're crazy!
Knitting is all I can manage now.
It's time to pack your bags.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You hate me.
I'm the only dentist on this planet
Delivery!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Get ready to dance.
My life matters.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Sound the alarm!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Good luck!
You're special.
I volunteer as tribute!
We're ghosts.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
This is a fine mess
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are a handsome devil.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
How much time do you have?
Take this for luck.
Someone's locked the door.
We've only got one option.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Please, give up while you can.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Alright, who left a slice of pizza in the dungeon?
It's now or never
Stop, in the name of the law.
I feel delighted.
You are not my type.
I never listened.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.
You broke it.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Dating is like writing a job application...
I want you to be graceless.
Can I make laughter?
I'll sit on it.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I have money.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
You're going down!
Why do you love me, so much?
This looks suspicious.
This room is unstable.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I have to tell you about the hot dog.
Leave it here.
I know who you are.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Darling, it's so expensive.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a dietician.
No one can ever know that I survived.
We need to break up.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to kiss me.
I love spring in Japan.
You should ask your father.
Let's drink
You never have time for me.
Hey, watch me leave.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You're a god.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
It's not for sale.
Take the drink and go.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Good morning!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You want me.
I see you have done this before.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're gods.
It's time to go.
I can offer you a diet Coke.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I could never love you.
I'm the only writer on this planet
Who left a wrench in the laundry?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
We should quit.
You won't find it.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I can offer you a good price.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I need to tell you about the party.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
You burned it on purpose.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Knowledge is power.
I feel daring.
A boy needs boundaries.
You are so mean to me.
I want that octopus out of my room!
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I knew you could make up your mind.
I volunteer myself!
Today is the day
I know the future.
You're going to need a shovel.
We're insignificant.
I'm going to need a magistrate.
I'm trying to forgive you.
This room is haunted.
You're never going to get away with this!
Be safe!
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
Can I make breakfast?
I never felt so alone.
You are my daughter.
I have needs.
I love summer in Germany.
Darling, it's dead.
Please, stop crying.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I want you to be freethinking.
I have the card.
Someone's in here.
You are a hero.
I can offer you an icecream.
I see you let yourself in.
You should call your father.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Get ready to laugh.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I'm the best magician who ever lived.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Open it here.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Crime is like a spring day...
I'll help.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I feel eager.
You are so nice to me.
I need to tell you about Friday.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Your face has turned stripey.
This looks wrong.
Let's get it
Take the piano and die.
It's giving me an error message.
Am I dead, or not?
You crashed the car on purpose.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want that otter out of my room!
Open sesame.
I want you to kill me.
I've reported it to the press.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I never really lived.
Fears are like chocolate...
You never listen.
I need to tell you about the ale.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
I'm a ghost.
I volunteer to go!
It's not safe.
You are grieved.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
I'm lucky.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You should disown your father.
Hand me the spring-roll.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You're amazing!
I love winter in Spain.
I want you to document my trip to America.
You devil!
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I have a secret.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Take this with water.
Don't ask any questions.
This room is bugged.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I'm trying to save you.
We're going to need an archaeologist.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
My life is over.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm the worst ornithologist on this planet
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
Your face has turned spotted.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Who left an elephant in the stable?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.
I'll be here, if you need me.
No one can ever know the truth.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
I never loved you.
I am brutal.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
It's time to make lunch.
Open the bottle.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to help me.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I volunteer to eat it!
Strength is like a violin...
I love fall in Switzerland.
You never say what you're thinking.
I hate you.
You should ask your mother.
We're the same person.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
We're going to need a hammer.
I want that goldfish out of my house!
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Please, remain silent.
My life is cursed.
I feel pathetic.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Let's play
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You made me cry on purpose.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Patience is a virtue
Gardening is good for the soul.
I've reported it to mother.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
Don't just stand there.
I am going to Easter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
No one can ever know that I was here.
A leopard can't change its spots.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
Can I make out?
Drop it here.
I want you to look at me.
Show me the knife.
I see you smiling.
Okay, who left a screwdriver in the dining room?
I love spring in Australia.
Leave it outside.
This looks peculiar.
It's not easy.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I'm trying to understand.
I'm the greatest percussionist on this planet
He was unconscious when I found him.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Open your heart.
Take this and pray.
My life is a mystery.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
I will always despise you.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I can offer you a croissant.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I need to tell you about the ghost.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You're magnificent.
Please, come in.
You should listen to your mother.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Be better!
You are my father.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
A girl needs her father.
You need me.
There's no place like home.
You're going to need a wrench.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Darling, it's alive.
Luck is like a bar of soap...
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I am lying.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's going to be okay
We should pay the bill.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This room is shrinking.
Can I make a puppet?
I bet you know why I'm worried.
How much courage do you have?
You are so good to me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to marry me.
I can't find my lion anywhere.
We need to stay.
I want that monkey out of my car!
Who left a cocktail in the cell?
It's not appropriate.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Get ready for this.
You're no good.
I'll open it.
I want you to be humorous.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I'm trying to leave.
I want you.
No one can ever know that I like you
When the lights go out, hide.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
This is the right time to be angry.
I knew you could live like this.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I love winter in Japan.
You will always fascinate me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You are a poet.
I have 20-20 vision.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Running for office is like tidying your room...
I can offer you a smoothie.
Can I make a home?
Just breathe
A girl needs a job.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
Who left an umbrella in the barn?
You're insignificant.
I want you to stop loving me.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
This is a fine ship
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We've only got one bullet.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Good grief!
We're going to need an innkeeper.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm the worst dietician on this planet
I am colorful.
You should vote.
I've reported it to the President.
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Darling, it's so juicy.
You should make peace with your father.
I want that bear out of my house!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Please, stop laughing.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Let's eat
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
Take this with you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I have the knife.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You know it.
We need to open it.
It's giving me grief.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Get ready to run.
You monster!
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Reality is like a mountain...
I love summer in Ireland.
You are a thief.
My life means nothing.
Who left a bread-stick in the guest room?
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're going to need a ditch digger.
Good night!
I feel empty.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are not my father.
We're going to need a saw.
We're no good.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Your face has turned brown.
I'm the best sniper who ever lived.
Can I make a list?
I want that seal out of my room!
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I need to tell you about the the palace.
Did you fart while I was away?
I want you to be satisfied.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's not yours.
Please, don't touch that.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I despise you.
I can't find my Schnapps anywhere.
Why do you tease me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I have the time.
Give me the guitar.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Time to shine
Getting married is like changing a light bulb...
You're under arrest!
You are not my son.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
You will always want me.
I'm the greatest receptionist who ever lived.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
I can offer you a bagel.
I should think about this.
I want that wolf out of my car!
You never stop to think.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Someone's coming this way.
Hey, watch me dance.
Who left a water in the bedroom?
You're going to need an assassin.
You can't have it.
Throw it here.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I know math.
Take the drink and leave.
Open the window.
I want you to be noncompetitive.
I want you to cook for me.
I heard laughter coming from the corridor.
Can I make lemonade?
This is a day to remember
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm magnificent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I will always need you.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I want you to stop following me.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I'm going to need a wrench.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
It's your fault that the cat died.
You are not my daughter.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
We need to order pizza.
I have the will.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
It was your fault that the label came off.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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