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I know where you were.
Finding a job is like eating a cake...
Don't upset your father, not now.
I want you to kill me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
Can I make out?
We're going to need a tailor.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You burned it on purpose.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I will always hate you.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I want you to be shallow.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Give it here.
When the lights go out, hide.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You're amazing!
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the well.
I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
This is the right time to be amused.
Get ready to die.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Be better!
I feel serene.
I need to tell you about the the windmill.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Please, don't take that.
I see you are thinking.
It's giving me grief.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I'll watch.
I knew you could turn things around.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Don't ask any questions.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Take this with water.
We're ghosts.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I have powers.
This looks odd.
Let's play
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop looking at me.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are so mean to me.
How dare you laugh at me!
No one can ever know that I like you
I volunteer to eat it!
Hey, watch me dance.
Sound the alarm!
My life is cursed.
Maybe no one will notice
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
You angel!
A girl needs money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I want that bird out of my room!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Leave it until morning.
Take the drink and go.
I want you to look at me.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to be serious.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
Good luck!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I should pay the bill.
You found it.
Your cheeks have turned white.
This room is bugged.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I am going to Easter.
I love you.
We need to make out.
I see you know what to do.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
How much courage do you have?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I knew you could survive.
I'll open it.
Who left a saw in the living room?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You're a ghost.
My love, it's delicious.
I can offer you an ale.
You are not my favourite.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one suspects a thing
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
Can I make each day count?
You are an inspiration.
Please, stop shouting.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Let's drink
I know what to do.
I heard laughter coming from the cell.
No one can ever know the truth.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Hey, watch me smile.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is a fine ship
I never hurt anybody.
Ha-cha-cha.
You're insignificant.
We're going to need a can opener.
Hand me the teddy bear.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
We're going to need a pickpocket.
Get ready to run.
I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can offer you a good price.
Good grief!
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
It's not going to fit.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Your face has turned grey.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I have to tell you about the garage.
You are so kind to me.
You're a god.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Can I make an effort?
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm the best conductor who ever lived.
It's your fault that the train was late.
You will always love me.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
It's giving me an error message.
You dropped it.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I see you have done this before.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I want you to betray me.
Someone's in here.
I can offer you a short black.
I have money.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Whatever happens, don't panic
Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
Plug it in here.
You're going down!
Give me the bike.
Why do you love me, so much?
We should go to the police.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We need to play.
I'm lucky.
I volunteer to go!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to stop loving me.
A girl needs discipline.
I want you to be airy.
Did you eat this morning?
We're going to need a spoon.
Take this with you.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
Dammit, who left a pony in the laundry?
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Never give a sucker an even break.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I'm a ghost.
My life means nothing.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm trying to open it.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You will always need me.
I feel indecisive.
We've only got one hope.
Take the piano and go.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm going to need a police officer.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
My love, it's beautiful.
You are a twit.
I'll be here, if you need me.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You should disown your father.
Your eyes have turned grey.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can offer you a juice.
I need to tell you about the journalist.
This room is haunted.
Show no mercy
I have time.
We need to eat.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Hand me the hot dog.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I have the knife.
You are the best person I have ever met.
We're gods.
Your face has turned white.
Okay. Just do what I do.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I feel cautious.
I will always love you.
Don't get too close.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
How dare you look at me!
Leave it alone.
A poor worker blames the tools.
We are thankful.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You never call me.
Take this for luck.
I knew you could fix it.
I've reported it to Interpol.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a soda.
I'm cursed.
Delivery!
Fear is like a spring day...
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I want that kangaroo out of my car!
A boy needs confidence.
Did you eat at work?
Please, don't eat that.
How much money do you have?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Your lips have turned yellow.
You are not my conscience.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Be yourself!
I hate you.
Can I make a plan?
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Show me the umbrella.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm the best playwright on this planet
I have to tell you about Saturday.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
I'm trying to understand.
You could never love me.
I have a secret.
I can't find my car anywhere.
I want you to stop tricking me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
All's well that ends well
When the door opens, remain calm.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
It's not mine.
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
It's giving me a headache.
This is the right time to be angry.
I can offer you a job.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Someone's watching us.
I should think about this.
Let's go
You devil!
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Please, be careful.
Did you fart today?
I want that kitten out of my house!
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
A boy needs his own room.
You should write to your father.
You are a hero.
I want you to stop me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I'm alone in the universe.
You're going to pay!
Don't wait to be asked.
You're going to need a hammer.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You are my daughter.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
You are so nice to me.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I'm the worst butler who ever lived.
Hand me the shovel.
I feel forgetful.
We're going to need a guide.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I've reported it to the press.
Eating is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
It's time to go.
Open sesame.
I have the card.
Let's dance
Your cheeks have turned brown.
Someone's listening.
I am going to the party.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are a genius.
I know more than you realise.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Can I make trouble?
Money talks.
Take this and pray.
Take the money and die.
We need to break up.
I never listened.
We've only got one bullet.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
We're no good.
Please, stop smoking.
This looks suspicious.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
This is crazy
Dammit, who left a guitar in the stable?
I am lying.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Your nose has turned pink.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to be procrastinating.
I want that dinosaur out of my life!
You are my favourite.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Good night!
When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.
I am going to Christmas.
Get ready to dance.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm the worst linguist on this planet
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
It's not alive.
You are not my type.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I have to tell you about the the palace.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
A boy needs his grandfather.
No one can ever know what we did.
I feel keen.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm trying to save you.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I have the time.
This room is shrinking.
When the party starts, hide.
I never could make up my mind.
I have 20-20 vision.
This is a fine mess
We should think about this.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
I will always want you.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I know who you are.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You're coming with me!
Running for office is like lighting a fire...
You need it.
We're going to need a builder.
You are conservative.
I'll wait here.
You despise me.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You should make peace with your mother.
You are a poet.
Please, don't drink that.
My life matters.
Can I make a mess?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I need to tell you about the dragon.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
I love winter in China.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I see you for who you are.
When I was little, I wanted to be a record producer.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We need to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
You never take me seriously.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Who left a hot dog in the classroom?
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I feel romantic.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Throw me the candy-bar.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
We're going to need a dentist.
I'm the only translator who ever lived.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You lost it.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You're never going to get away with this!
I want you to be sophisticated.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
I'm trying to help.
I should hide.
Did you get lucky last night?
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You should protect your mother.
I see you every day.
I never gave up hope.
Please, stop crying.
You are playful.
I want you to kiss me.
Love is like a picnic in the park...
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
This looks interesting.
When the door opens, start singing.
Get ready to laugh.
Who left a seal in the wardrobe?
Open the bottle.
Your nose has turned purple.
Your lips have turned brown.
I love winter in England.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Throw me the spoon.
Am I dead, or not?
Take the money and leave.
You will always hate me.
Laughter is the best medicine.
I feel cynical.
Can I make room?
Leave it here.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
I want you to be grieved.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I can't find my turtle anywhere.
I am amoral.
Just be yourself
I volunteer as tribute!
You should find your mother.
You're really something!
You should vote.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are so good to me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm going to need a detective.
My love, it's so juicy.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I can offer you a sandwich.
This looks edible.
Okay, who left a muffin in the attic?
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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