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Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I've reported it to mother.
You burned it on purpose.
Getting married is like tidying your room...
This looks peculiar.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
This room is haunted.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Am I dead, or not?
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Don't just stand there.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Take this for luck.
Your grief is like a multi-choice quiz...
Be safe!
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I am going to the party.
You're no good.
I love you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Find some proof that I deceived you.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I see you know what to do.
I have the need, the need for speed.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to stop smelling me.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm going to need a knife.
It's not going to fit.
Did you eat today?
Don't upset your father, not now.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Your tongue has turned brown.
I can offer you a bagel.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
It has to work
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
You're a god.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Good luck!
I have lost the will to live.
Take the money and die.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I never could make up my mind.
You devil!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Open the window.
You should find your mother.
Let's get it
You never take me seriously.
You're never going to get away with this!
We're gods.
I am surprising.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
This is a fine mess
I want you to love me.
Be careful!
I feel assertive.
We're insignificant.
I want you to be perceptive.
Don't fool around.
It's time to pack your bags.
You are a handsome devil.
We should go to the police.
Can I make peace?
Leave it here.
This is the perfect time to be here.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take this and pray.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of wood.
My life is a mystery.
I want that chipmunk out of my life!
This looks great.
I am going to the grand opening.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I'm going to need a guitarist.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Please, stay where you are.
It's giving me hope.
I will always want you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
Just try not to cry
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You are my only hope.
This room is bugged.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You could never despise me.
I know where you were.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You should listen to your father.
I'll get ready.
Let's go
I want you to read to me.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are imaginative.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I never gave up hope.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I see you every day.
Give me the bread-stick.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Someone's in here.
Get ready to laugh.
You're going down!
You are an inspiration.
We should start a business.
This is a day to remember
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You never have time for me.
My life is cursed.
I've reported it to the President.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Can I make breakfast?
I'm the greatest construction worker who ever lived.
I'm trying to help.
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.
I want you to be infatuated.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You know it.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
I love summer in India.
It's now or never
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I'm going to need a coroner.
I'm magnificent.
Sound the alarm!
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
This is the worst time to be happy.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
We need to unite.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Hey, watch me dance.
Open the bottle.
I feel annoyed.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Someone's watching us.
Death is like a lake...
Good grief!
You're going to pay!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Get ready to run.
I volunteer to go!
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I can offer you a whiskey.
Take this with water.
Okay, who left a zebra in the bedroom?
Please, come in.
I have faith.
How dare you smile at me!
You are my everything.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
Whoop-whoop.
I see you have done this before.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We're the same person.
Give me the kebab.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Stop, in the name of the law.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You could never love me.
I can offer you a good price.
You should make peace with your father.
I want you to inspire me.
My life matters.
I never listened.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Take the money and leave.
Your lips have turned purple.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
You monster!
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I'm going to need a shoemaker.
A girl needs her friends.
I am going to the funeral.
You are a genius.
Open the curtains.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Dating is like tidying your room...
No one can ever know that I can fly.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Someone's coming this way.
You're a ghost.
Drop it here.
I have the gun.
Be yourself!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that the train was late.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Please, come closer.
I can offer you a muffin.
This is a stick up.
Your nose has turned white.
I could never hate you.
Hey, watch me smile.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
This is crazy
You're going to need a shovel.
I love autumn in Ireland.
Did you fart just now?
Romance is like an ocean...
Delivery!
Show me the icecream.
We're ghosts.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We are assertive.
Your lips have turned green.
Can I make mistakes?
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I never killed anyone.
Who left a doll in the bedroom?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
Take the piano and die.
Get ready, or get out.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to be naive.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are so mean to me.
I'm the best florist who ever lived.
You're alone in the universe.
You are a twit.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Let's play
You never call me.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
It's not mine.
You are not my father.
You are my daughter.
You need me.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
We've only got one chance.
A boy needs his father.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
You deserve this
Power is like a violin...
How dare you laugh at me!
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Hey, watch me move.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
How much money do you have?
I'm going to need a hammer.
I'll watch.
This room is shrinking.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Your lips have turned brown.
I want you to look at me.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
I need to tell you about the witch.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You should quit.
I volunteer to eat it!
This looks edible.
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I know math.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
You are so good to me.
Put it here.
We are sorrowful.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I'm special.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a builder.
I love winter in Spain.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You will always fascinate me.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
How dare you look at me!
It's not in.
I'm trying to save you.
You are my love.
You are a poet.
Can I make it up?
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want you to be passionate.
I never really lived.
My life is over.
Please, don't take that.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Running for office is like opening a gate...
Okay, who left a candy-bar in the armory?
I've reported it to the police.
I have the knife.
No one can ever know what we did.
You dropped it.
I'm the only dancer on this planet
I'm a ghost.
This looks wrong.
Your face has turned pink.
I see you are thinking.
We've only got one of these.
You never listen.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to listen to me.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I feel cross.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
I love spring in Germany.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Give me the teddy bear.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
I know what happened.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Get ready to dance.
It's giving me an error message.
I volunteer myself!
You love me.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You angel!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You made me cry on purpose.
This is the right time to be amused.
I'm weird.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Open it here.
Open your heart.
You are not my type.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I can't find my house anywhere.
I will always need you.
Please, give me that.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
I have a secret.
Poverty is like a summer's day...
A boy needs his friends.
Don't ask any questions.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Did you get lucky this morning?
I feel self-conscious.
I never wanted this.
Why do you love me, so much?
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
You never stop to think.
Take the drink and leave.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Good night!
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You will always hate me.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
I'm going to need a meteorologist.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I'm the greatest sleuth on this planet
Please, give up while you can.
I will always despise you.
This room is unstable.
We are gleeful.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You need it.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Fight the good fight.
This looks odd.
I have money.
We need to make better decisions.
Who left a spoon in the classroom?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Give me the saw.
I want you to be engrossed.
I have the will.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You are so nice to me.
We've only got one bullet.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Can I make medicine?
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Today is the day
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
I want that whale out of my life!
You're cursed.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
It's your fault that the play sucked.
It's giving me grief.
A boy needs his mother.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I'm the greatest firefighter on this planet
This is the right time to be happy.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You're going to need a spy.
You should think about this.
You lost it.
I know what to do.
It's not safe.
Let's eat
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
This looks bad.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Please, be careful.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You should ask your father.
I feel lazy.
We're going to need a wrench.
I see you came prepared.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Who left a skateboard in the control room?
I have time.
I want you to be content.
It's time to go.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Can I make dumplings?
I'm the best teacher who ever lived.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
You could never want me.
Did you eat last night?
I want that dog out of my car!
Darling, it's dead.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the well.
This is a fine ship
I have the scroll.
I volunteer as tribute!
Appearances can be deceptive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'll keep guard.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
A girl needs her own room.
I want you to kill me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
This is the worst time to be alone.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I'm trying to believe you.
It's not for sale.
Throw it here.
You should disown your father.
You are a thief.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Who left a hot chocolate in the outhouse?
I'm cursed.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Time to shine
You are my teacher.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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