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I heard a noise coming from the garage.
I'm going to need a fork.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
You should ask your mother.
You're coming with me!
Can I make a yurt?
I will always despise you.
I never wanted this.
I'll help.
I have the knife.
My love, it's beautiful.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
We should think about this.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You are a handsome devil.
Get ready to run.
Someone's in here.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I see you let yourself in.
You found it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
How dare you laugh at me!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to marry me.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I knew you could see it through.
Your lips have turned blue.
Please, look at me.
Don't just stand there.
Finding a job is like doing renovations...
Hey, watch me move.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I'm alone in the universe.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When the party starts, start crying.
Be better!
Good morning!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You want me.
This looks familiar.
I'm going to need a customs officer.
I have a secret.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
My life is a mystery.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I've reported it to the press.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
We need to order pizza.
I'm the greatest drummer on this planet
The first thing to consider is safety.
No one suspects a thing
Take this and pray.
You're a ghost.
I know where you were.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Leave it until morning.
You devil!
I want that fox out of my car!
I want you to be envious.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Let's watch the game
Dreams are like chocolate...
When I was little, I wanted to be a messenger.
If you're done, we'll get started.
This is a stick up.
How much courage do you have?
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
I am going to the wedding.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I have the gun.
I can offer you a job.
It's time to go.
I see you know what to do.
Darling, it's alive.
We've only got one chance.
We're going to need a knife.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
We are dignified.
I want you to stop loving me.
Open the door.
Can I make music?
I volunteer as tribute!
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to look at me.
A boy needs his father.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Get ready to dance.
We're gods.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Please, don't move.
You are a thief.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm the only greengrocer on this planet
I'm lucky.
I've reported it to the President.
It's not working.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's now or never
Someone's watching us.
Hand me the spring-roll.
You could never hate me.
I want to tell you about the merlot.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
This room is shrinking.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
We're going to need a waiter.
I want that frog out of my house!
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I never gave up hope.
I feel worried.
I'm a god.
It's time to make lunch.
Delivery!
This looks interesting.
I have 20-20 vision.
Who left a fishcake in the armory?
This is a fine mess
Take this with you.
Your ears have turned purple.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I see you smiling.
You should find your mother.
Be safe!
Ha-cha-cha.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
A girl needs love.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I need you.
I should go to the police.
Did you get lucky today?
Take the piano and leave.
Don't get too close.
I'll get ready.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
It's all grist to the mill.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm trying to help.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I am going to Easter.
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
It's not the right size.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Get ready to die.
Can I make a kite?
I can't find my doll anywhere.
I want that scorpion out of my room!
Your face has turned spotted.
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I want you to read to me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
You hate me.
I want you to stop following me.
You monster!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Let's dance
You should disown your mother.
You are my favourite.
All's well that ends well
We're going to need a minister.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You're amazing!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm going to need a can opener.
Drop it here.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are an idiot.
My life means nothing.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I want you to be solitary.
You're a god.
I feel happy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I know more than you realise.
Take the piano and die.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Your ears have turned red.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Running for office is like eating toast...
I am going to the party.
I hate you.
You never stop to think.
When the party starts, hide.
You should hide.
I have to tell you about the mermaid.
I have time.
No one can ever know that I like you
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Stop, in the name of love.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I'll listen.
This looks edible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Throw me the chair.
I have the scroll.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You are my love.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can offer you a good price.
It's not safe.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I want you to be repressed.
Open your heart.
You're crazy.
We need to fight.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Can I make it work?
I want you to cook for me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I'm a ghost.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
We're ghosts.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
My life matters.
Just breathe
Please, give me that.
I feel certain.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I want that camel out of my life!
I love you.
I want to tell you about the pickle.
I see you came prepared.
You will always fascinate me.
Leave it to the professionals.
Why do you love me, so much?
Take the piano and go.
You are inflamed.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I'm going to need a bank robber.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me leave.
There's no time like the present.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Someone's locked the door.
It's not going to fit.
I love spring in Germany.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
How dare you look at me!
You should start a business.
A boy needs his space.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Darling, it's so shiny.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
We're crazy.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
You are so nice to me.
Can I make amends?
I'm the worst butcher on this planet
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You're crazy!
This looks peculiar.
I never really lived.
You never listen.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
It's going to be okay
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I know what happened.
I have the card.
Sound the alarm!
This room is unstable.
I'm trying to understand.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want you to hold me.
It's not for sale.
I'll wait here.
This is a day to remember
Let's go
Show me the ukulele.
You lost it.
Take the drink and leave.
Failure is like a river...
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're lucky.
It was my fault that the crops died.
I knew you could live like this.
Stop, in the name of the law.
This is the right time to be happy.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You need me.
My love, it's so shiny.
I want you to be artificial.
Did you fart today?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Please, don't touch that.
It's time to pack your bags.
I can't find my rabbit anywhere.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's giving me an error message.
A girl needs her father.
You're going to need a wrench.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I despise you.
I never killed anyone.
I am hostile.
I'm the worst weaver who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Take the money and leave.
I feel secretive.
You're weird.
Good luck!
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Who left a burger in the lobby?
Throw me the sandwich.
You angel!
Be careful!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Throw it here.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
I want that cheetah out of my life!
Open the bottle.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I have to tell you about the kebab.
I heard a sound coming from the stable.
You're under arrest!
This is the worst time to be here.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to stop tickling me.
My life is cursed.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I love winter in Germany.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Darling, it's so expensive.
It's giving me grief.
I know the future.
Get ready, or get out.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are a hero.
I've reported it to mother.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Your tongue has turned purple.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'll open it.
Death is like a piano...
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
Dating is like writing a memo...
Even a worm will turn.
I want you to stop me.
Am I dead, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You should go to the police.
I'm going to need a butcher.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
We've only got one option.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Give it here.
I want that pony out of my life!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You can have it.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You are my everything.
I feel content.
I want to tell you about the short black.
I see you every day.
This is the right time to be here.
Just be yourself
A boy needs discipline.
You're going to pay!
I've reported it to the police.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Hey, watch me smile.
It's your fault that the cat died.
You are so mean to me.
I have the poem.
I am going to the grand opening.
Who left an ukulele in the bedroom?
You never smile.
It's not open.
Did you get lucky just now?
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I'll sit on it.
I never listened.
Please, give up while you can.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Can I make the world better?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Take the drink and go.
Don't ask any questions.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to be panicked.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
My love, it's so expensive.
We're no good.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I have money.
I knew you could turn things around.
You are a liar.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
No one can ever know how we did it.
We need to break up.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I feel tense.
I love winter in India.
Alright, who left a sandwich in the bathroom?
Patience is a virtue
We're the same person.
I want you to kill me.
It's not yours.
When I was little, I wanted to be a banker.
We are wronged.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
We're going to need a spy.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Your face has turned grey.
Take the drink and die.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Get ready for this.
You're no good.
You love me.
This looks nice.
You burned it on purpose.
I'm going to need a knife.
Did you fart at work?
Someone's having a bad day.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I volunteer to eat it!
You're going down!
I need to tell you about the fishcake.
I have faith.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I'm the worst physician who ever lived.
I know what to do.
I want you to be aloof.
I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
You can do this
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
Let's watch TV!
Give me the bike.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I have the will.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cartoonist.
I feel ashamed.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I love winter in Japan.
You should protect your mother.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
A boy needs his grandfather.
Can I make it right?
I can offer you a hot dog.
I'm special.
We need to play.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Leave it here.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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