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You angel!

We are humiliated.

Did you get lucky last night?

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I want you to stop loving me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You should write to your father.

Please, stop smoking.

Be better!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I knew you could see it through.

Can I make bread?

I know the future.

Open the curtains.

You are so kind to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Give me the skateboard.

Good night!

Don't ask any questions.

I bet you know why I'm here.

We're the same person.

It's your fault that the dog died.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You're never going to get away with this!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want you to clean up after me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

It's giving me grief.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I want you to be nosy.

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I've reported it to the press.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I have money.

You should start a business.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Get ready, or get out.

Hey, watch me move.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

Take the drink and go.

I'm cursed.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Throw it here.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Your tongue has turned blue.

Who left a shovel in the sauna?

Let's drink

It's not open.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I'm the worst locksmith who ever lived.

Leave it here.

We're going to need an interpreter.

Someone's watching us.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Open the door.

You should ask your father.

My life matters.

I see you smiling.

This looks edible.

Don't upset your father, not now.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You lost it.

You never listen.

You're going to need a knife.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Take this for luck.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are so mean to me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

We're gods.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I want you to stop tickling me.

This room is haunted.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

You're going to need a lot of food.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I want you to be fuming.

Sound the alarm!

I feel deceitful.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my beer anywhere.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are a twit.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I've reported it to the police.

I want to tell you about the coroner.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You are not my father.

I'm a ghost.

You will always love me.

Get ready to die.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I never wanted to die.

It's time to pack your bags.

Your face has turned grey.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

We've only got one life.

I knew you could turn things around.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

I love winter in Germany.

I know what happened.

We need to stay.

Who left a teddy bear in the basement?

Take the drink and leave.

Can I make progress?

Be careful!

I want you to stop blaming me.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Please, remain silent.

I want that rabbit out of my life!

It's going to be okay

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Am I dead, or not?

Your ears have turned stripey.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Getting married is like eating cupcakes...

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to kiss me.

You're going to need a hammer.

We are fawning.

You monster!

This is a stick up.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Open your heart.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

When the bell rings, start singing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You are a poet.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

My life means nothing.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

You're a god.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

Sorry, I have to take this.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Don't get too close.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to be disloyal.

This is the right time to be here.

This room is unstable.

Leave it until morning.

Be safe!

You are not my favourite.

Please, tell me.

This looks wrong.

Can I make animal sounds?

You will always hate me.

You are my inspiration.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I've reported it to the President.

I am going to the wedding.

It's time to make lunch.

You're going down!

You broke it.

Your eyes have turned orange.

You never call me.

I have the letter.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You should listen to your mother.

I can offer you an apple.

Darling, it's so shiny.

A boy needs money.

You are the best person I have ever met.

She was unconscious when I found her.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Who left a martini in the basement?

You crashed the car on purpose.

I have time.

I love spring in Australia.

Let's get it

I see you are thinking.

I volunteer myself!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I want you to be fanciful.

We're going to need a fork.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I'll get it.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

It's almost over

We're lucky.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

We should quit.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are faithful.

Good luck!

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is safety.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

You could never need me.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

Drop it here.

You are not my daughter.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I want you to stop lying to me.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

I want you to kill me.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want that panda out of my car!

I'm the best translator who ever lived.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

A girl needs confidence.

Throw me the umbrella.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

No one can ever know the truth.

We've only got one chance.

Let's dance

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Someone's listening.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Hey, watch me smile.

You're under arrest!

This looks peculiar.

I heard a howl coming from the chapel.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

We're going to need a knight.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Can I make out?

I can't find my spider anywhere.

Time to shine

You should find your father.

My love, it's so shiny.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I love winter in Canada.

I volunteer as tribute!

I can offer you a good price.

I am going to the grand opening.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Who left a monkey in the lobby?

I could never hate you.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're going to need a can opener.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

You are not my conscience.

You can't have it.

I'll listen.

I know math.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

We need to go.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I'm the greatest mechanic who ever lived.

I want you to inspire me.

A girl needs her friends.

You could never fascinate me.

You never stop to think.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I'm alone in the universe.

Open the window.

We've only got one option.

This is a fine ship

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I am envious.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Someone's coming this way.

No one can ever know what we did.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

I want you to be proud.

This looks bad.

You devil!

You made me cry on purpose.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I never felt so alone.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Don't just stand there.

I despise you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I have 20-20 vision.

Just try not to cry

Please, give up while you can.

Take this and pray.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

Let's play

We need to close it.

Can I make trouble?

Take the money and go.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I'm trying to open it.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Open sesame.

I'm lucky.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You should listen to your father.

It's time to go.

I want to tell you about Easter.

I know who you are.

I love spring in Spain.

I want you to hold me.

I'm going to need a wrench.

My life is a mystery.

This is a fine mess

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

We've only got one hope.

I want you to be unfriendly.

Your nose has turned white.

You're a ghost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Hand me the can opener.

I'll help.

We should hide.

How much money do you have?

Don't throw good money after bad.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of love.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

When the lights go out, start singing.

We're going to need a navigator.

Did you eat just now?

All's well that ends well

Take this with you.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I can offer you a muffin.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I'm the best priest who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I see you every day.

I will always want you.

I never listened.

You are not my type.

Can I make up a story?

You are an idiot.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Good grief!

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Give it here.

Get ready to run.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You fascinate me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

How dare you look at me!

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

This is a day to remember

We need to eat.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

I volunteer to eat it!

You never do what I want.

Hate is like a mountain...

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You won't find it.

Did you fart today?

I'm the greatest gardener on this planet

I want you to be admirable.

I could never despise you.

My life is cursed.

I want you to read to me.

Delivery!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

Take the drink and die.

When the party starts, start crying.

I want you to document my trip to America.

You should find your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Who left a wine in the library?

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

I can offer you a job.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You should vote.

You are a liar.

I can't find my macchiato anywhere.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Your nose has turned black.

No one can ever know that I like you

You are expedient.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

You're going to need a spatula.

I'm a god.

I know where you were.

I am going to the party.

Please, don't take that.

Leave it outside.

Show me the hammer.

I have the time.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I love summer in Canada.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I need to tell you about the centaur.

I want that kitten out of my car!

I'm special.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to be unappreciative.

Darling, it's dead.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

This looks interesting.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

It's not right.

I can't find my soda anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You could never want me.

We've only got one bullet.

How dare you smile at me!

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

This room is shrinking.

A girl needs discipline.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

Whoop-whoop.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

You're crazy!

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Please, stay where you are.

Take the piano and die.

I have the knife.

I'll sit on it.

This is the right time to be happy.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

When the door opens, start crying.

I'm the only juggler on this planet

Who left a can opener in the wardrobe?

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to be regimental.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Let's watch the game

It's giving me a headache.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Crime is like a violin...

I never really lived.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I feel romantic.

Get ready to laugh.

I should quit.

Strike while the iron is hot.

It's not dead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

I can't find my bunny anywhere.

Eating is all I can manage now.

A girl needs money.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want that cat out of my life!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'll open it.

Take the piano and go.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

Take this with water.

You found it.

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