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I volunteer to eat it!
Someone's locked the door.
I need to tell you about the piña colada.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Leave it outside.
You never listen.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
This room is haunted.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Throw it here.
How dare you smile at me!
A girl needs love.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I'm a god.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
I love summer in India.
This is the worst time to be here.
I know math.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
It's giving me hope.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Delivery!
I'll watch.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You won't find it.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are my daughter.
I see you smiling.
We're ghosts.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
You are a thief.
I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.
We're going to need a hammer.
Am I dead, or not?
You're going to pay!
We need to unite.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Hey, watch me move.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
Open sesame.
It's going to be okay
Good night!
You are so nice to me.
You are not my favourite.
Sound the alarm!
Man does not live by bread alone.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm insignificant.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Let's get it
Who left an ale in the living room?
Your cheeks have turned red.
I should vote.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I want you to stop following me.
You should disown your father.
I'm the worst sound technician who ever lived.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's giving me grief.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You could never despise me.
You're going to need a chief of police.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Someone's listening.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I want you to hold me.
Leave it here.
You devil!
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I can offer you a bagel.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It's time to make lunch.
It was your fault that the train was late.
I feel creative.
Your face has turned yellow.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
I'll sit on it.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Can I make art?
Please, give me that.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I love fall in India.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like you
I never wanted this.
I'm a ghost.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Give me the saw.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I am going to the party.
You need it.
Open the window.
I want you to stop tricking me.
My love, it's so expensive.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm the greatest tattooist on this planet
You made me cry on purpose.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Who left a teddy bear in the control room?
This room is unstable.
I've reported it to the President.
I can't find my kite anywhere.
I'm special.
Your cheeks have turned black.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Take the money and die.
Maybe no one will notice
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I have powers.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I heard laughter coming from the conservatory.
My life is over.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Don't just stand there.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Be safe!
Someone's in here.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We are discreet.
It's not dead.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
This is a fine ship
You're never going to get away with this!
I want that kangaroo out of my life!
Can I make it matter?
I'll get ready.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
A girl needs her father.
Open the bottle.
Get ready to run.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I know what happened.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Stop, in the name of love.
This looks nice.
I want you to be uncaring.
I feel deceitful.
I have the card.
You burned it on purpose.
I knew you could open it.
I never hurt anybody.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
We're gods.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Fears are like chocolate...
Please, don't take that.
I love autumn in Germany.
I have lost the will to live.
You are a hero.
Your nose has turned green.
You are incorruptible.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
We're going to need a merchant.
We've only got one chance.
I can't find my frog anywhere.
I want you to listen to me.
Leave it alone.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Good luck!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I see you are thinking.
I volunteer as tribute!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You should go to the police.
Open the door.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I could never need you.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
A boy needs his friends.
I want that kitten out of my life!
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
It's not mine.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
You're lucky.
We need to fight.
You're going to need a knife.
Don't wait to be asked.
Please, sit down.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Take this for luck.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Be careful!
Who left a spring-roll in the living room?
This is the worst time to be angry.
I am stable.
Can I make a pie?
It was my fault that the train was late.
We're the same person.
Open it here.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I'm the greatest computer programmer who ever lived.
I've reported it to the police.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Hey, watch me dance.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to betray me.
My life means nothing.
Get ready to laugh.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I heard a howl coming from the lobby.
You are not my daughter.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's your fault that the crops died.
You monster!
All you need is love.
When I was little, I wanted to be a choreographer.
You could never love me.
Did you get lucky just now?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Today is the day
Don't upset your sister, not now.
It's not easy.
I have a secret.
I am going to Easter.
You never have time for me.
How dare you laugh at me!
I volunteer myself!
Please, listen to me.
I want that cat out of my life!
I'm weird.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You dropped it.
It's time to go.
Can I make friends?
I want you to stop smelling me.
I am tidy.
I could never hate you.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
We're going to need a lot of water.
I want you to help me.
You are a handsome devil.
I'm trying to leave.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I never wanted to die.
We're going to need a knife.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Plug it in here.
You should write to your father.
Get ready to die.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
You angel!
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Give me the celery stick.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Falling in love is like opening a window...
I feel impulsive.
I have the gun.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only guitarist on this planet
Let's play
The first thing to consider is safety.
We're no good.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is a fine mess
You are my only hope.
We need to help each other.
I see you know what to do.
I can offer you a job.
I can offer you a carrot.
You know it.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Take the drink and leave.
Be yourself!
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You're going to need a drummer.
Please, lie down.
I volunteer to go!
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Did you get lucky last night?
Can I make sense?
We're going to need a spatula.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Who left a fish in the dining room?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to stop me.
I know where you were.
This looks suspicious.
Take this and pray.
I knew you could live like this.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want that frog out of my house!
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
You're alone in the universe.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
Show me the skateboard.
You are a liar.
I have the poem.
This is the right time to be angry.
Open your heart.
I despise you.
Your tongue has turned blue.
A boy needs his own room.
I am fashionable.
Let's drink
We need to make out.
Leave it until morning.
Ha-cha-cha.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to be alone.
Can I make a wish?
How much courage do you have?
You are so kind to me.
I'm trying to save you.
It's not alive.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're going to need a lighthouse-keeper.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's time to pack your bags.
Love is like a camera...
I'm going to need a spoon.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a diet Pepsi.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
We've only got one bullet.
Take this with you.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I never could make up my mind.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I have faith.
You're special.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You never say what you're thinking.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
Am I coming with you, or not?
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Please, remain silent.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
My life is a mystery.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Who left a wrench in the kitchen?
I'm going to need an evangelist.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
We should ask for more money.
Get ready for this.
You're a god.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Dancing is good for the soul.
Did you fart today?
Your face has turned blue.
We are expedient.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I feel selfish.
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Don't fool around.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Can I make popcorn?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Good morning!
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
I have needs.
We're special.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
I want that camel out of my house!
I want you to be driven.
You love me.
It's not tight enough.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are an idiot.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Show me the shovel.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Who left a scorpion in the walk-in freezer?
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
I want you to inspire me.
I should pay the bill.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're really something!
I'm the greatest record producer who ever lived.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Look before you leap.
How much influence do you have?
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You never smile.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're a ghost.
Take the piano and leave.
I heard a howl coming from the barn.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You're going to need a saw.
I knew you could survive.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
I'm trying to help.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Just breathe
I want you to be scornful.
I'll wait here.
You are an inspiration.
Take this with water.
Freedom is like a canvas...
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You are my reason for living.
We need to order pizza.
Let's dance
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I want that bear out of my car!
You are so good to me.
I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.
I feel rebellious.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
This looks familiar.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I'm the greatest firefighter on this planet
I could never want you.
You're going to need a model.
A girl needs money.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
I have the letter.
Please, stay where you are.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It's not right.
Fears are like spaghetti...
You crashed the car on purpose.
No man can serve two masters.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are insincere.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I've reported it to mother.
You should ask your father.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
Can I make jewelry?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's giving me an error message.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
Take the piano and die.
I never listened.
We're magnificent.
I'm the worst bartender on this planet
You found it.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
A boy needs confidence.
I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Did you eat this morning?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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