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All's well that ends well
I see you have done this before.
I have to tell you about Monday.
You are so good to me.
Please, sit down.
Take this with you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're a god.
You are a poet.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I knew you could live like this.
You're going down!
My life matters.
Your face has turned stripey.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You could never need me.
Can I make bread?
You should ask your mother.
We're going to need a matador.
I will always want you.
I'll get ready.
Let's watch TV!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want to tell you about the Hell.
It's not the right size.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're ghosts.
You are my inspiration.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to stop lying to me.
We need to help each other.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Okay, who left a wrench in the outhouse?
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
Drop it here.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You angel!
I have the scroll.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know the truth.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'm going to need a hammer.
A girl needs her space.
My love, it's so expensive.
Ignorance is bliss.
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm trying to save you.
Pride is like an ocean...
This room is unstable.
It's time to go.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm the only governor on this planet
I want you to hold me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have money.
It's giving me an error message.
You never listen.
You lost it.
Be yourself!
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I want that dingo out of my house!
Please, don't touch that.
Leave it alone.
You despise me.
I'm a god.
We're going to need a pickpocket.
You are so mean to me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Can I make money?
Give me the can opener.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
This looks suspicious.
I've reported it to the press.
Take the money and leave.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I know the future.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I could never need you.
It has to work
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Delivery!
I want you to be inferior.
I love fall in China.
You're no good.
I am going to the grand opening.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Your face has turned spotted.
Who left a giraffe in the walk-in freezer?
We're the same person.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.
You are not my favourite.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Hopes are like marshmallows...
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I never gave up hope.
Someone's listening.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Did you get lucky today?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Laughing is good for the soul.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Open the window.
Let's play
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You monster!
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You should make peace with your father.
Throw it here.
I can offer you a muffin.
When the door opens, hide.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Give me the icecream.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're going to need a shovel.
You could never hate me.
I want you to love me.
You never smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
You're never going to get away with this!
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Take the money and die.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm a ghost.
I know what to do.
There's an exception to every rule.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I will always despise you.
I want to tell you about Monday.
I can't find my hedgehog anywhere.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I am going to the party.
You burned it on purpose.
We've only got one chance.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I am miserable.
Good night!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
It's now or never
Can I make it right?
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
You are an artist.
I want you to be conformist.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Your eyes have turned grey.
I feel responsible.
It's not heavy.
Get ready to run.
I'm going to need a weaver.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Darling, it's delicious.
I knew you could survive.
This is a day to remember
I'm insignificant.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
Leave it until morning.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Sound the alarm!
Please, be careful.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
You're a ghost.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tailor.
I volunteer myself!
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Someone's watching us.
You should listen to your mother.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Poverty is like a lake...
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Open the curtains.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
They know it was me
Don't wait to be asked.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You will always need me.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You're going to need a spoon.
Be better!
No one can ever know how we did it.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I see you let yourself in.
We're gods.
I'm the best sculptor who ever lived.
You should ask for more money.
How dare you laugh at me!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I never hurt anybody.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You are a hero.
We need to make out.
You're cursed.
I have the card.
Who left a muffin in the dungeon?
Can I make trouble?
This is a fine ship
My love, it's beautiful.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I feel skeptical.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
Take this and pray.
I'm trying to understand.
I have 20-20 vision.
I volunteer as tribute!
When I was little, I wanted to be an ambassador.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
My life means nothing.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Wealth is like a piano...
Take the drink and die.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Throw me the ukulele.
We've only got one life.
Put it here.
No one can ever know that I like you
I want you to stop smelling me.
This room is shrinking.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
No one can ever know that I can sing.
We should vote.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
You are pretentious.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
I want you to be fanciful.
Good luck!
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Did you get lucky this morning?
Get ready to dance.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
You're really something!
I see you smiling.
This looks edible.
It's not in.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Am I dead, or not?
You never sing anymore.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I never wanted to die.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
Open sesame.
Can I make up?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I am going to Christmas.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
My love, it's delicious.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
We've only got one hope.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I know what happened.
Alright, who left a Coke in the dining room?
I'm the best secretary who ever lived.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I will always need you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
A girl needs her grandfather.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want that frog out of my room!
No one can ever know that I was here.
Take this with water.
I should think about this.
I feel disappointed.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
We are terrified.
You made me cry on purpose.
I can offer you a saké.
Just breathe
You need me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We need to stop.
I want you to be regimental.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Get ready to laugh.
Hey, watch me move.
It's not mine.
Open your heart.
I'll keep guard.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a police officer.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I see you for who you are.
I'm alone in the universe.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
I want you to betray me.
I have needs.
Please, stand.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
You're going to need a knife.
You are not my mother.
This looks interesting.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You're amazing!
You never stop to think.
You are so kind to me.
I'm the best evangelist who ever lived.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I've reported it to mother.
I have the knife.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I love winter in Germany.
You are my favourite.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I know who you are.
You should write to your mother.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Stop, in the name of love.
Did you get lucky at work?
I volunteer to go!
This is the worst time to be angry.
I am going to Easter.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about the dragon.
Get ready to die.
Show me the teddy bear.
I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.
It's giving me hope.
This is a fine mess
Take this for luck.
You won't find it.
You are oppressed.
I love you.
I feel dejected.
Let's dance
I want that pig out of my life!
My love, it's so juicy.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a choreographer.
Please, don't drink that.
It's not dead.
I never listened.
I have time.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
My life is cursed.
Don't just stand there.
I love fall in Brazil.
You're going to pay!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
You are not my conscience.
Can I make magic?
I'm the greatest florist who ever lived.
Leave it here.
I know where you were.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are my mother.
You should write to your father.
You never have time for me.
A girl needs her friends.
Be safe!
I want you to listen to me.
You devil!
Blood is thicker than water.
We've only got one option.
We're going to need a guru.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Who left a spoon in the dining room?
We're going to need a lot of paint.
You can't have it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I have the will.
I can't find my deer anywhere.
I can offer you a beer.
Get ready for this.
Let's drink
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
We need to unite.
This looks wrong.
Don't get too close.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I see you know what to do.
Dating is like going to the fair...
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Please, tell me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Leave it outside.
You're going to need a spatula.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
How dare you smile at me!
Your sorrow is like a movie...
You are not my type.
I want you to inspire me.
You are my love.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I want that seal out of my life!
I feel shy.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
You're going to need a bureaucrat.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Be careful!
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Take the drink and go.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I need you.
I can't find my cat anywhere.
You should make peace with your mother.
I love autumn in China.
We are principled.
Someone's having a bad day.
Time to shine
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Darling, it's dead.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You're insignificant.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
This is the perfect time to be here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
It's time to make lunch.
Don't ask any questions.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Plug it in here.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
When I was little, I wanted to be a physicist.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I'll get it.
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Who left a licorice twist in the conservatory?
This looks nice.
You are not my daughter.
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your lips have turned pink.
It's giving me a headache.
Can I make a contribution?
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I'm the best innkeeper on this planet
I want you to cook for me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is a stick up.
It's not right.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
You are so nice to me.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I feel suspicious.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I am friendly.
No one can ever know what we did.
Did you fart yesterday?
Get ready, or get out.
You are my daughter.
You broke it.
Darling, it's beautiful.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
I'll listen.
Take the piano and go.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I heard a howl coming from the corridor.
It's time to pack your bags.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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