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We're special.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a comedian.

Please, don't eat that.

We've only got one of these.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I see you let yourself in.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

You are a liar.

Leave it here.

Sound the alarm!

This room is haunted.

Don't wait to be asked.

I'm the greatest drug dealer on this planet

I'll watch.

Did you eat while I was away?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

A boy needs a job.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This looks peculiar.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I should think about this.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Hand me the spatula.

I want you to stop blaming me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You're under arrest!

You lost it.

Someone's listening.

You're going to need an air traffic controller.

You are my teacher.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I volunteer as tribute!

Good night!

I want you to read to me.

It's not mine.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You're a ghost.

I know what happened.

You never call me.

We're the same person.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This is a fine ship

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You devil!

You should make peace with your mother.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

Can I make a mess?

Take the money and die.

I love summer in Ireland.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can't find my bike anywhere.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

My life is cursed.

You're magnificent.

Show no mercy

I could never love you.

Please, stop smoking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I am going to Christmas.

Why do you love me, so much?

Get ready to laugh.

I feel devious.

I'm the only model on this planet

Your eyes have turned orange.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You hate me.

Who left a bratwurst in the dungeon?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I'm trying to leave.

This room is bugged.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want you to be beautiful.

I should vote.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Let's watch the game

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want that zebra out of my car!

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You're crazy!

No one can ever know what we did.

When one door shuts, another opens.

Delivery!

I see you for who you are.

You are so good to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

When the door opens, hide.

You're a god.

I've reported it to the press.

It's not right.

You are my inspiration.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Whoop-whoop.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

It's giving me a headache.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Good morning!

Cooking is all I can manage now.

We need to make better decisions.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I have time.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Hey, watch me move.

You should call your mother.

You never stop to think.

Please, be careful.

I'll wait here.

You dropped it.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

How much time do you have?

Take the piano and leave.

Throw it here.

Don't get too close.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Your face has turned yellow.

I'm trying to understand.

I want you to be serious.

Leave it to the professionals.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You're going to need a spoon.

I can't find my octopus anywhere.

This room is shrinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I am going to the funeral.

I feel comfortable.

Wealth is like a book...

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to pay!

I can offer you a soda.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I never could make up my mind.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

My life means nothing.

You are my mother.

Let's go

We're insignificant.

We need to help each other.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

We've only got one bullet.

Take this and pray.

I want that monkey out of my car!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to betray me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are a hero.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I see you smiling.

We're gods.

This is a fine mess

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Get ready to dance.

You should call your father.

I have the letter.

You could never want me.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I love winter in France.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Whatever happens, don't panic

A girl needs her father.

Can I make history?

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Don't ask any questions.

You burned it on purpose.

I volunteer to eat it!

My love, it's alive.

It's time to go to bed.

You are not my father.

Please, don't take that.

Patriotism is like an ocean...

He was unconscious when I found him.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

This looks interesting.

This is the right time to be happy.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're going to need a shovel.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

We're going to need a lot of water.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Who left a hammer in the laundry?

It's not yours.

Someone's coming this way.

I have money.

I see you every day.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

When I was little, I wanted to be an archer.

It was your fault that the wig came off.

You're never going to get away with this!

I feel liberated.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Hey, watch me leave.

You never say what you're thinking.

Be yourself!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You despise me.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I want you to marry me.

We are complex.

Take the drink and leave.

Leave it alone.

I love spring in Ireland.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

Don't fool around.

Finding a job is like applying for a job...

I'm the only waiter on this planet

I have the time.

You are so kind to me.

We're ghosts.

We need to make a plan.

We should hide.

I need you.

I know the future.

Can I make laughter?

Someone's watching us.

Did you eat at work?

Please, don't move.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You are a genius.

I want that bunny out of my room!

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I knew you could open it.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I am going to Easter.

Open the curtains.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Good grief!

How dare you look at me!

I'm a ghost.

It's giving me hope.

Let's dance

This looks familiar.

I've reported it to the police.

It's not tight enough.

We're going to need a can opener.

I'm trying to save you.

Be better!

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Your ears have turned red.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You monster!

When the party starts, remain calm.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It's now or never

I want you to hold me.

I can offer you a job.

I feel destructive.

Who left a spring-roll in the attic?

A boy needs his grandmother.

I am extreme.

I want you to be skeptical.

This is a day to remember

You could never fascinate me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a receptionist.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Don't just stand there.

You never take me seriously.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I'm no good.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You're going down!

This is the worst time to be happy.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I should go to the police.

I never wanted this.

I can't find my cappuccino anywhere.

I'm going to need a knife.

Knowledge is like a mountain...

I want you to help me.

I am going to the grand opening.

It's giving me an error message.

I'm the greatest archer who ever lived.

I see you came prepared.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

You are not my son.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You are my favourite.

Put it here.

I want that whale out of my house!

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I know what to do.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Dammit, who left a macchiato in the lounge room?

You're going to need a hammer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I'll open it.

It's time to pack your bags.

Be safe!

You should protect your father.

Can I make it easier?

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

We need to go.

I feel tough.

Take this for luck.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Please, look at me.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I can offer you a hot dog.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Your nose has turned grey.

I never really lived.

We are dynamic.

I want you to be disciplined.

You are an inspiration.

Take the piano and go.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I love spring in Spain.

It's giving me grief.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

I've reported it to mother.

Give it here.

No one will ever know

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

You're going to need an actor.

It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.

You are the best person I have ever met.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I heard a voice coming from the stable.

Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...

You are not my favourite.

We've only got one option.

Leave it until morning.

Open the window.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This looks suspicious.

You never sing anymore.

Hand me the fork.

Can I make the world better?

Please, give up while you can.

Let's play

I have the knife.

It's not alive.

You're insignificant.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

Someone's locked the door.

We're going to need a shovel.

I want that dinosaur out of my car!

This is the right time to be amused.

I'll help.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Your lips have turned red.

I'm the best bonecarver who ever lived.

I hate you.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

When I was little, I wanted to be a magician.

You're going to need a lot of food.

I want you to document my trip to France.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I can't find my fly anywhere.

Your nose has turned stripey.

You need it.

Winners don't quit

I want you to be dynamic.

Motivation is like a beautiful melody...

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

It's not ready.

Did you fart this morning?

You angel!

I know where you were.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I have the will.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

We need to break up.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

My life is over.

Who left a teddy bear in the wine cellar?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

We've only got one hope.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Be careful!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I am troublesome.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I have lost the will to live.

You are a thief.

I volunteer to go!

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want you to cook for me.

I need to tell you about the biologist.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I've reported it to the President.

You are so nice to me.

You're alone in the universe.

I'm the worst builder who ever lived.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to die.

I never gave up hope.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

It's not open.

You're going to need a cosmonaut.

I will always despise you.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Drop it here.

I want that tiger out of my life!

You are my father.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Your cheeks have turned red.

Leave it outside.

It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I can offer you a cider.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're really something!

I feel playful.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Did you eat yesterday?

I love summer in Japan.

When I was little, I wanted to be a journalist.

Can I make an igloo?

Who left a wine in the dungeon?

Take this with you.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I'm magnificent.

Good luck!

This looks edible.

I could never despise you.

We need to order pizza.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Darling, it's delicious.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

I volunteer myself!

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You should start a business.

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