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I'll get it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You should protect your father.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm a ghost.
I can't find my zebra anywhere.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Good morning!
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I have needs.
Hey, watch me smile.
I can offer you an icecream.
I know who you are.
I heard a noise coming from the wine cellar.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
We're weird.
You are so mean to me.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Let's watch TV!
Take the drink and go.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You are progressive.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
This looks odd.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Did you eat while I was away?
We're the same person.
Why do you hate me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be a candlemaker.
Be careful!
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Leave it to the professionals.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
You could never love me.
I love spring in Australia.
I volunteer to go!
You broke it.
Can I make an impression?
I want you to stop me.
Please, stop smoking.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
You angel!
We're going to need a composer.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I want that sheep out of my car!
I have to tell you about the sandwich.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know the truth.
You are my teacher.
It's not the right size.
You are an idiot.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
We need to fight.
I want you to be neglectful.
This is a day to remember
Get ready to run.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Give me the licorice twist.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Don't ask any questions.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You're going to need a knife.
You are not my conscience.
You're a ghost.
Someone's locked the door.
Let's play
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
This is the right time to be happy.
Hey, watch me move.
You're lucky.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a cider.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Plug it in here.
Leave it until morning.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I am enigmatic.
I'll watch.
We're gods.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
We've only got one bullet.
This looks familiar.
Ha-cha-cha.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
My life is over.
Why do you love me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Show no mercy
I'm trying to help.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I love autumn in Ireland.
Anger is like a piano...
How dare you smile at me!
Take the piano and go.
I feel sad.
I'm going to need a surgeon.
You're never going to get away with this!
We need to close it.
I can't find my bird anywhere.
You never call me.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
Who left a scorpion in the classroom?
You are an inspiration.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You should make peace with your father.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My love, it's so expensive.
Open sesame.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I see you know what to do.
This is the worst time to be here.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Let's drink
Find some proof that he deceived you.
A girl needs her mother.
Get ready to die.
I will always want you.
You devil!
I never wanted to die.
Your ears have turned blue.
I want you to listen to me.
Take this for luck.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Can I make a pie?
I know where you were.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Whoop-whoop.
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I volunteer myself!
I'm trying to win.
This room is haunted.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
This looks suspicious.
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's time to go.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Please, sit down.
Darling, it's so juicy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Sound the alarm!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Hey, watch me leave.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Be better!
We've only got one life.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I feel tenacious.
You are so good to me.
I'm the only printer who ever lived.
You should listen to your mother.
We need to order pizza.
Winners don't quit
You will always want me.
Open the door.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Reading is all I can manage now.
I have powers.
I am going to the grand opening.
You never have time for me.
It's your fault that the cat died.
You're a god.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I'll listen.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I want you to look at me.
I want that kitten out of my life!
I want you to be driven.
My life matters.
Take the money and leave.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
Finding a job is like making cupcakes...
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Let's dance
Good night!
Delivery!
Who left a croissant in the bedroom?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I need you.
This is a fine mess
Throw it here.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Get ready to laugh.
You made me cry on purpose.
You monster!
This is the right time to be here.
This looks great.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Did you eat just now?
You are not my type.
You should make peace with your mother.
You're under arrest!
This room is bugged.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
I know what to do.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I'm going to need a politician.
We're magnificent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I love winter in Germany.
It's giving me a headache.
Can I make a splash?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Am I dead, or not?
Don't just stand there.
Love is like a beach...
Dating is like opening a door...
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Give me the slice of pizza.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I'll sit on it.
I feel skeptical.
I'm the only teacher on this planet
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
You're going to need a wrench.
We are courteous.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are so nice to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I volunteer as tribute!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Take the money and die.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Someone's watching us.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop loving me.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Leave it here.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I want you to kill me.
You're going to pay!
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
Good luck!
I love spring in Brazil.
Stop, in the name of love.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I can offer you a job.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You will always need me.
You're going to need a surgeon.
Get ready, or get out.
Alright, who left a frog in the wine cellar?
I have the scroll.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
This is the right time to be amused.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's not right.
Never give a sucker an even break.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to help each other.
Please, don't touch that.
I could never need you.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Don't upset your father, not now.
A girl needs her grandfather.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I am going to Christmas.
I see you came prepared.
You should call your mother.
I have money.
It's time to pack your bags.
Throw me the fishcake.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'm no good.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cook for me.
You never listen.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I feel ignorant.
I want you to stop tricking me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I'll keep guard.
I can offer you a kebab.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Wisdom is like a camera...
I have the gun.
Alright, who left a bagel in the library?
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I know more than you realise.
When I was little, I wanted to be a spin doctor.
How much courage do you have?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I want you to be skeptical.
You could never hate me.
This looks wrong.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Leave it outside.
This is a fine ship
Don't wait to be asked.
You're going to need a lot of money.
We've only got one of these.
I have to tell you about the model.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Okay. Just do what I do.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You found it.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Let's eat
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
It's not safe.
We're alone in the universe.
I'm a god.
I am going to Easter.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Better late than never.
I heard weeping coming from the chapel.
I love spring in Spain.
It's time to make lunch.
Throw me the bread-stick.
You're amazing!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Your tongue has turned brown.
Be yourself!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I want you to love me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Just try not to cry
I want you to be antisocial.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
We're going to need a detective.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I can't find my shark anywhere.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I never really lived.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Don't fool around.
A girl needs love.
I can offer you a coffee.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I see you are thinking.
Leave it alone.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
You burned it on purpose.
You are a thief.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
We need to go.
You lost it.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Open your heart.
You should protect your mother.
I have the will.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Who left a pickle in the living room?
I'm the worst technician on this planet
We're going to need a lot of wood.
We're special.
It's not heavy.
Can I make it through?
Someone's listening.
I love autumn in England.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Take this with you.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
My life is a mystery.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I'm going to need a priest.
I will always love you.
Drop it here.
I feel shy.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Get ready for this.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.
A boy needs his mother.
I know what happened.
I want you to stop following me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I have time.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
We need to play.
Hey, watch me dance.
We've only got one option.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I've reported it to mother.
I can offer you a latte.
I am hearty.
When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.
Your nose has turned purple.
Be safe!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I love winter in France.
Reading is good for the soul.
I want to tell you about the gin and tonic.
We're crazy.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want you to clean up after me.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Hand me the fork.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Someone's having a bad day.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
I see you every day.
You want me.
Running for office is like doing chores...
Your eyes have turned pink.
You should hide.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
This room is shrinking.
You want it.
It's not yours.
I feel trustworthy.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want that hippopotamus out of my life!
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I will always despise you.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You're going to need a gravedigger.
Your nose has turned green.
Who left a can opener in the dining room?
We need to make a plan.
Please, come in.
I can offer you a hot dog.
We're cursed.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
You are a twit.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Give me the umbrella.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
A boy needs discipline.
Can I make a show?
Did you fart yesterday?
We should think about this.
I see you let yourself in.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Dating is like writing a memo...
You should ask your mother.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Someone's coming this way.
I feel optimistic.
This is a stick up.
I'm crazy.
Life is like a forest...
This is the worst time to be amused.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
You are dramatic.
We're going to need a captain.
It's giving me hope.
We need to unite.
My love, it's delicious.
I'm going to need a saw.
You never sing anymore.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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