disclaimer: The text generated is random, based on templates and lists. Some will be silly, some might even be offensive (not intentionally, just unanticipated word combinations). Sometimes there are gender-specific terms. Please, use your own judgement and filter or change as necessary for your purposes. Use whatever inspires you!

The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.

Random Dialogue (x 500)

I feel impulsive.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

You can have it.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This is a fine ship

The leopard does not change his spots.

Why do you hate me, so much?

How dare you smile at me!

You are a thief.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You never listen.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want that chicken out of my car!

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Get ready, or get out.

I never gave up hope.

I'm the only photographer who ever lived.

This room is shrinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I have the knife.

I have to tell you about the cracker.

I have needs.

We're crazy.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I'll get ready.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We need to fight.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You despise me.

You monster!

Take the drink and leave.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

Hey, watch me move.

Good morning!

We're the same person.

I can offer you a coffee.

I will always hate you.

I volunteer to go!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I know the future.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

We're going to need a dictator.

My life is over.

I am going to the wedding.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I can offer you a good price.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to be superstitious.

It's giving me hope.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Can I make money?

Give me the slice of pizza.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Be careful!

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

I'm trying to believe you.

You should ask your mother.

You're a god.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

A boy needs boundaries.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Leave it outside.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Ha-cha-cha.

You are my inspiration.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Hope springs eternal.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

You're crazy!

I'm going to need a saw.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Sound the alarm!

I see you every day.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You lost it.

I'll get it.

You could never fascinate me.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Your nose has turned red.

Hey, watch me smile.

We need to make better decisions.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I want you to marry me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want that otter out of my life!

It's time to go.

Don't fool around.

You never have time for me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Put it here.

We're going to need a bank robber.

My life is a mystery.

I want you to be extravagant.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I love summer in England.

Open your heart.

We are complex.

Can I make laughter?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Get ready for this.

I'm the worst principal on this planet

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I've reported it to the police.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

It's your fault that the dog died.

You're special.

Dammit, who left a doll in the bedroom?

It's giving me grief.

It's not alive.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Leave it until morning.

Take the money and go.

How dare you look at me!

I can offer you a banana.

I never wanted this.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Don't ask any questions.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

She was unconscious when I found her.

When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.

I know more than you realise.

We're gods.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You could never love me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have powers.

I want you to listen to me.

Patience is a virtue

I feel passionate.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

You are an artist.

I have to tell you about the laundry.

You should protect your father.

Can I make better choices?

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Good luck!

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

Whoop-whoop.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

You need it.

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Sorrow is like a forest...

A girl needs confidence.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I'm the greatest fashion designer on this planet

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Someone's in here.

We're alone in the universe.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want that chicken out of my room!

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I have the scroll.

This looks suspicious.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Open it here.

Let's dance

You are not my conscience.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Who left a dolphin in the cell?

I can offer you a hot dog.

Be yourself!

You are so mean to me.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to be calm.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You never stop to think.

I want you to help me.

Throw me the candy-bar.

You are my son.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I see you smiling.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I know what happened.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I'm the greatest doctor on this planet

I feel confident.

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

It's giving me an error message.

Freedom is like a beautiful song...

Someone's locked the door.

I have time.

Delivery!

Getting married is like fixing the TV...

We need to stay.

You're a ghost.

A girl needs love.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I volunteer as tribute!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It's time to pack your bags.

It's not mine.

Less is more.

My life matters.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

My love, it's alive.

Take this for luck.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm alone in the universe.

You devil!

You made me cry on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.

Please, listen to me.

Let's get it

Hand me the slice of pizza.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Take the drink and die.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I just want a coffee. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I want that squirrel out of my life!

Find some proof that she deceived you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Be better!

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

Get ready to run.

You are offended.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We're going to need a guard.

When the lights go out, hide.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You never sing anymore.

Show no mercy

I despise you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We need to open it.

This looks nice.

Your ears have turned blue.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

You're going to need a wrench.

I can offer you an espresso.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know the truth.

I see you for who you are.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

We're going to need a lot of help.

You should hide.

I love autumn in Spain.

Why do you love me, so much?

I know math.

I have money.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I knew you could fix it.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

You are a godsend.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I'll sit on it.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

We've only got one life.

You angel!

Give me the cracker.

You're really something!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You are not my type.

This room is haunted.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want to tell you about Monday.

I'm the only explorer who ever lived.

Someone's watching us.

It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You're going to need a knife.

You are maternal.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.

You should write to your mother.

We're going to need an oracle.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Can I make a movie?

Open the door.

I feel frisky.

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be artful.

I can offer you a mojito.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I want that kitten out of my house!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I volunteer myself!

You're cursed.

I love winter in Australia.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Please, stop doing that.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I never really lived.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want you to kill me.

I see you let yourself in.

Get ready to die.

Hey, watch me dance.

Throw me the fishcake.

We need to make a plan.

I'm the only hunter who ever lived.

You are a genius.

I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Slow but sure.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Take the piano and die.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.

I have the time.

A boy needs his friends.

Can I make medicine?

You're amazing!

I'm trying to understand.

I want you to be fascinated.

Crime is like a camera...

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I volunteer to eat it!

Getting married is like making cupcakes...

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

We're going to need a shepherd.

Who left a spring-roll in the corridor?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Please, tell me.

Someone's having a bad day.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Be safe!

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm a god.

We're cursed.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to look at me.

Throw me the shovel.

Am I dead, or not?

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You are not my father.

I need to tell you about the sandwich.

We need to play.

I know where you were.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I will always need you.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's not easy.

I have to tell you about Monday.

Good night!

Leave it here.

You are my reason for living.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

We are perfectionist.

I want you to be shy.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I'll be here, if you need me.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm the only artist on this planet

You crashed the car on purpose.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Your eyes have turned red.

A girl needs her mother.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Did you fart at work?

Let's play

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

I want that owl out of my house!

We're ghosts.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I can offer you a chai.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I love winter in Antarctica.

How much luck do you have?

We're going to need a spoon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

You're never going to get away with this!

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Who left a ball in the library?

You're no good.

When the party starts, hide.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I feel generous.

We need to eat.

I have the will.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Can I make a decision?

I can offer you a job.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I'm the greatest gardener who ever lived.

It's not in.

It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.

I see you are thinking.

You are a handsome devil.

I want you to be snoopy.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I'll watch.

You know it.

You should think about this.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're coming with me!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want that moose out of my house!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I can offer you a croissant.

You're going to need a translator.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

Take this with you.

You are so nice to me.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

Don't wait to be asked.

Your ego is like a camera...

Hand me the wrench.

I'm trying to help.

It's not yours.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

We've only got one of these.

You are deep.

I'm cursed.

I'm the only principal who ever lived.

I know who you are.

Please, come in.

We're going to need a spatula.

You never call me.

I never wanted to die.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

This looks familiar.

You should disown your father.

Your lips have turned white.

Who left a chimpanzee in the bathroom?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Your nose has turned orange.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Open sesame.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Don't get too close.

I want you to love me.

I heard laughter coming from the armory.

You're going to pay!

I am going to Easter.

This is the worst time to be here.

I see you came prepared.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

Hand me the chicken wing.

I want you to be rejected.

It has to work

I'll keep guard.

Copy To Clipboard
Feed
More!
copied to clipboard
improbotChange selection (or hit Refresh)...

Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

5102050

Character

Character and Personality Traits.

5102050100

Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

5102050100500

Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

5102050100500

Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

5102050100500

Images

Curated random image feed.

25100200500

Locations

A variety of locations

5102050100500

Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

5102050

Occupations

Jobs and the like.

5102050100

Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

5102050100500

Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

5102050100500

Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

5102050100500

Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

5102050100500

Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

5102050100500

Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

5102050100500

Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

1714

Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

5102050100500

What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

5102050

Words

Random words.

5102050100500

More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.

tap/click/spacebar = next
backspace = back
X