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I have the knife.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You are a hero.

It's giving me hope.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Take the piano and go.

Give me the fork.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's time to pack your bags.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Take this with water.

You're never going to get away with this!

Knitting is all I can manage now.

You are not my conscience.

My love, it's dead.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Hey, watch me dance.

I could never want you.

Did you eat while I was away?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to read to me.

I feel frivolous.

I am inflamed.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

My life matters.

I want that fish out of my room!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

He was unconscious when I found him.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Let's get it

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'll listen.

When the bell rings, start crying.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Be yourself!

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

This room is unstable.

We're ghosts.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'm going to need a wrench.

You should quit.

You should protect your father.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

You angel!

Leave it outside.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

Your face has turned purple.

You never say what you're thinking.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You're a god.

I want you.

Good grief!

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

This looks suspicious.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I love winter in Brazil.

You are so good to me.

A boy needs his friends.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have the letter.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're weird.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Can I make love?

Get ready to dance.

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...

We need to unite.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'll keep guard.

Open sesame.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Plug it in here.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I am self-reliant.

I want to tell you about the carrot.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want that zebra out of my house!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

My life is over.

Don't wait to be asked.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I want you to love me.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Take the money and go.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's your fault that the train was late.

This is a fine ship

You're going to pay!

It's not heavy.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I could never hate you.

We've only got one chance.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

We're the same person.

I know the future.

I never hurt anybody.

I have powers.

You love me.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

You should listen to your mother.

I'm the only electrician who ever lived.

You are a liar.

We're going to need an inventor.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I am going to the funeral.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Sweetheart, it's dead.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You devil!

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Why do you tease me, so much?

I knew you could survive.

You are so nice to me.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I feel creative.

I've reported it to mother.

Your wisdom is like a beautiful melody...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

It's time to go.

Open the door.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want that shark out of my room!

Give me the umbrella.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to listen to me.

Your lips have turned green.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Someone's locked the door.

Take this and pray.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're crazy!

I have lost the will to live.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

You're crazy.

This is a stick up.

I want to tell you about the bagel.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

How dare you smile at me!

I heard laughter coming from the chapel.

A boy needs his own room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.

Who left a sandwich in the bedroom?

I see you have done this before.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Get ready, or get out.

It's almost over

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

You are an inspiration.

I want to tell you about Monday.

We're going to need a wizard.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Delivery!

I want you to be predictable.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Did you fart while I was away?

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's not yours.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you a good price.

You are so kind to me.

You need me.

I love summer in England.

Hey, watch me move.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

It's giving me a headache.

It's time to make lunch.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Take the drink and go.

Let's watch the game

Laughing is good for the soul.

Leave it to the professionals.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Your nose has turned orange.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I am going to the wedding.

Darling, it's delicious.

I'm the greatest accountant who ever lived.

You never take me seriously.

Can I make music?

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

This room is haunted.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You dropped it.

Take this with you.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Okay. Just follow my lead.

How much courage do you have?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I hate you.

It wasn't my fault that the show was cancelled.

I want that duck out of my room!

The first thing to consider is safety.

Please, don't take that.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

We're gods.

Be better!

I have to tell you about the the pyramids.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I know what to do.

I see you know what to do.

I heard a noise coming from the guest room.

Success is like a river...

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is the right time to be angry.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Don't fool around.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I have the card.

Who left a daiquiri in the cloakroom?

You can do this

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Strike while the iron is hot.

This looks wrong.

You should ask your mother.

I want you to be cynical.

You are my love.

You monster!

I want you to look at me.

You're going to need a record producer.

I never loved you.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

My life is a mystery.

Let's play

My love, it's delicious.

I'll open it.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Your fears are like chocolate...

No one can ever know how we did it.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Someone's listening.

Open the curtains.

You are agreeable.

A girl needs her own room.

How much luck do you have?

If you're done, we'll get started.

Leave it until morning.

When I was little, I wanted to be a philanthropist.

Get ready to die.

Take the money and leave.

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

Be careful!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hand me the hot dog.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You are a genius.

You can have it.

I know who you are.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Take this for luck.

Can I make it right?

I love spring in Antarctica.

I have the scroll.

We should hide.

Sound the alarm!

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Please, remain silent.

Today is the day

I want you to inspire me.

I have to tell you about the Powerade.

Who left a soda in the laundry?

I am going to Christmas.

This is a fine mess

I volunteer myself!

Stop, in the name of love.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You should listen to your father.

Good luck!

I'm a ghost.

I can't find my daiquiri anywhere.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

We're special.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I never felt so alone.

I want you to be arrogant.

Let's drink

When I was little, I wanted to be an explorer.

You made me cry on purpose.

I see you let yourself in.

I'm the best construction worker on this planet

I'm trying to care.

I feel delighted.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

You are not my daughter.

We're going to need a carver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You want it.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You could never hate me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I can offer you a job.

Dare to dream

I know where you were.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I am helpless.

Someone's having a bad day.

I can offer you a muffin.

I'll help.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You're coming with me!

Can I make certain?

When the bell rings, remain calm.

You should write to your mother.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Open the bottle.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We've only got one option.

Take the piano and die.

I never wanted to die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

We're going to need a lot of wood.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I've reported it to the President.

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

We should think about this.

Okay, who left a crocodile in the office?

This is the right time to be afraid.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

You could never need me.

I heard a voice coming from the studio.

I'm the worst writer who ever lived.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want you to stop loving me.

I'm going to need a fisher.

Keep your powder dry.

You're going to need a spatula.

Throw it here.

You won't find it.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I see you smiling.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Be safe!

You never call me.

I love spring in Australia.

I'll watch.

This looks interesting.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I want you to betray me.

Throw me the fork.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Get ready to run.

My love, it's so juicy.

I have 20-20 vision.

How dare you look at me!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I'm trying to understand.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

We need to fight.

Don't get too close.

Life is like a lake...

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

You are an artist.

I volunteer as tribute!

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

This is crazy

You're really something!

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

Let's dance

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

You are not my son.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I have to tell you about the guard.

Please, sit down.

I want that bird out of my room!

You are ashamed.

I'm the greatest archer on this planet

I want you to be upright.

Variety is the spice of life.

I see you for who you are.

I should vote.

You're a ghost.

Who left a guitar in the guest room?

You are my teacher.

I feel positive.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This looks great.

I love fall in France.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

This is the worst time to be alone.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Show me the skateboard.

Can I make a statement?

I've reported it to the police.

You burned it on purpose.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

It's not safe.

You're going down!

Why do you love me, so much?

You should find your mother.

I want that chimpanzee out of my house!

I love you.

This room is shrinking.

My love, it's alive.

Good morning!

I have to tell you about the phoenix.

We're going to need a wrench.

When the party starts, start singing.

We've only got one life.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I have money.

I feel disappointed.

I'm insignificant.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You should pay the bill.

I'm the worst scientist who ever lived.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You need it.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I want you to be passive.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Take the drink and leave.

No one will ever know

You are my son.

A boy needs discipline.

Who left a chair in the lounge room?

You are the best person I have ever met.

Can I make magic?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

We are ready.

You should find your father.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

Give me the chicken wing.

We've only got one of these.

Let's go

We're going to need a shovel.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I want you to stop lying to me.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

My life means nothing.

It's not tight enough.

No one can ever know what we did.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You lost it.

Someone's watching us.

You never do what I want.

I love winter in India.

When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like you

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I'm the best police officer who ever lived.

In the midst of life we are in death.

I'm trying to win.

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