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I want you to stop following me.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
You are not my mother.
Stop, in the name of love.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Why do you hate me, so much?
I volunteer as tribute!
I want that bee out of my life!
I see you came prepared.
I knew you could see it through.
Can I make a list?
You're a ghost.
I have a secret.
Be better!
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Open your heart.
I'll get ready.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's giving me grief.
Did you fart at work?
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
It's not open.
I know more than you realise.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We're ghosts.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You devil!
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
Am I dead, or not?
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Show me the chair.
I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I'm the best cheesemaker on this planet
Get ready to die.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Good morning!
This room is unstable.
I have the scroll.
Your lips have turned pink.
You never sing anymore.
You're amazing!
We're going to need a sailor.
You should find your father.
I feel hurt.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I should hide.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a muffin.
I need to tell you about the the submarine.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's time to go.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You could never despise me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Take this with you.
I can offer you a job.
I've reported it to the President.
Hey, watch me leave.
Let's dance
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Okay. Just do what I do.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm a ghost.
I'm trying to save you.
This is a fine ship
I can't find my boat anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want you to inspire me.
I'm weird.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I love you.
Take the piano and go.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are an inspiration.
You're going to need a fork.
You won't find it.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
You are my love.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I never felt so alone.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I am going to the wedding.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You angel!
When the lights go out, start crying.
I see you smiling.
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to be soft.
We are moody.
No one can ever know that I like you
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Romance is like a good book...
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Please, come in.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I need to tell you about the witch.
You will always want me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I have the knife.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I volunteer to go!
I just want a juice. What's wrong with that?
Who left a sandwich in the bedroom?
Sound the alarm!
You broke the vase on purpose.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're weird.
I'm a god.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Show me the shovel.
Leave it here.
I want you to read to me.
It's not heavy.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Take this with water.
We're going to need a spoon.
Delivery!
You never listen.
This looks great.
Let's go
It's almost over
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're gods.
This room is haunted.
You are so kind to me.
I love spring in Canada.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I am resentful.
I will always need you.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Your tongue has turned white.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Eating is good for the soul.
When the door opens, remain calm.
You are not my type.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I know what to do.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Please, don't touch that.
I never loved you.
You love me.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Someone's coming this way.
Don't just stand there.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I feel self-conscious.
Good luck!
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I want to tell you about the mermaid.
You know it.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are a genius.
I want that wolf out of my life!
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I'll keep guard.
I can't find my fly anywhere.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Give me the fork.
You deserve this
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I want you to stop tickling me.
Anxiety is like a lake...
I've reported it to the police.
You're going to pay!
Leave it to the professionals.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I want you to be antisocial.
Take the drink and die.
I have the gun.
I'm going to need a publisher.
Drop it here.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
You are my favourite.
This looks suspicious.
Good talk saves the food.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
My life matters.
I love summer in India.
How much money do you have?
I'm the only pickpocket on this planet
My love, it's so expensive.
I want you to marry me.
This is a fine mess
You are not my favourite.
I'm insignificant.
We've only got one hope.
Please, give up while you can.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
I am thankful.
Can I make up a story?
You never smile.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You could never want me.
I can offer you a merlot.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I volunteer to eat it!
Just be yourself
I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.
You're going to need a cab driver.
A girl needs boundaries.
Open the bottle.
I see you every day.
It's time to pack your bags.
Take this for luck.
I never wanted to die.
You are so mean to me.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I feel foolish.
I have money.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I have to tell you about the factory worker.
It's not the right size.
Dating is like opening a window...
Good night!
How dare you look at me!
The show must go on.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You are my sunshine.
This looks wrong.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to be considerate.
You are not my daughter.
Who left a banana in the cell?
It's giving me hope.
Don't wait to be asked.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Sadness is like a guitar...
I want you to hold me.
I can offer you a Coke.
You're lucky.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I am going to Christmas.
I could never hate you.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
My life means nothing.
Leave it alone.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want that monkey out of my car!
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I love fall in France.
I feel sentimental.
You broke it.
We should start a business.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Please, lie down.
How much time do you have?
I'm trying to understand.
You are an artist.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Open the curtains.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
How dare you smile at me!
You're going to need a can opener.
I'm the only mortician who ever lived.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
This looks peculiar.
Hey, watch me move.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Be careful!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It's not appropriate.
I want you to cook for me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You're special.
It's time to go to bed.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
A boy needs discipline.
Give me the kite.
Good grief!
Let's watch the game
We need to eat.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
We've only got one life.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
You are my only hope.
Leave it until morning.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Whoop-whoop.
You never take me seriously.
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Your tongue has turned green.
Give it here.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Who left a chair in the laundry?
I have 20-20 vision.
You're going to need a lot of food.
No one can ever know the truth.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Find some proof that he lied to you.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
My life is over.
Hey, watch me smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
You monster!
The first thing to consider is safety.
They know it was me
Can I make it right?
Your ears have turned red.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
My love, it's beautiful.
We should ask for more money.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a meteorologist.
Take the drink and leave.
It's not mine.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I love winter in China.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
You're going to need a spatula.
Someone's watching us.
You should find your mother.
I can offer you a good price.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I am going to the party.
I feel groovy.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
I want you to clean up after me.
You hate me.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
You burned it on purpose.
A boy needs a job.
Open the window.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want you to stop looking at me.
Throw me the bagel.
Don't get too close.
You're a god.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Put it here.
I've reported it to mother.
Friendship is like a forest...
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You can have it.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Let's eat
I'll open it.
You're insignificant.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to make a plan.
Ha-cha-cha.
I'm the worst DJ who ever lived.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are my mother.
I could never need you.
I never killed anyone.
This is a stick up.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
You're going to need a historian.
I know math.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I want that pony out of my life!
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Truth will out.
I am dignified.
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
You should write to your father.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Be safe!
My love, it's delicious.
Take the piano and die.
Who left a wine in the wine cellar?
I want you to document my trip to India.
This room is shrinking.
You are an idiot.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to stop questioning me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Give me the ukulele.
You never call me.
This is the right time to be here.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
We need to fight.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to be opportunistic.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Someone's having a bad day.
You're under arrest!
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I can't find my knife anywhere.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Get ready, or get out.
I could never want you.
Please, stop smoking.
No one can ever know what we did.
We are dejected.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
We've only got one bullet.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
I'm the only drug dealer who ever lived.
I just want a Heineken. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you an ale.
You're going to need an electrician.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
You lost it.
Your ears have turned green.
I never really lived.
I have the letter.
I am going to Easter.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Take the piano and leave.
You could never love me.
I want that seal out of my house!
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
This is the worst time to be angry.
It's going to be okay
You're never going to get away with this!
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
You should go to the police.
Can I make out?
I love spring in Ireland.
It's not in.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
A boy needs his father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gate-keeper.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to be fatalistic.
We're the same person.
I want you to stop me.
I feel deceitful.
Let's get it
Open the door.
I'm going to need a fork.
Be yourself!
I volunteer myself!
My love, it's dead.
Throw me the saw.
I can offer you a wine.
I could never love you.
Please, stop laughing.
You are so good to me.
I want that chimpanzee out of my house!
I have the time.
Get ready to laugh.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You are dramatic.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Live and learn.
Time to shine
I should think about this.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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