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I want to tell you about the funeral.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Please, stand.
We need to unite.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I want to tell you about the crook.
It's not in.
I'm the only model who ever lived.
I'm special.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You will always despise me.
Good night!
I know what to do.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm a god.
I want you to be unhealthy.
It's time to pack your bags.
He was unconscious when I found him.
A girl needs her grandmother.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I love autumn in Brazil.
Delivery!
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Can I make contact?
Winners don't quit
You never have time for me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
Take this and pray.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Did you get lucky last night?
I see you let yourself in.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Take the piano and leave.
You want it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You're going to need a saw.
There is honour among thieves.
You devil!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can offer you a job.
Someone's coming this way.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I volunteer to go!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You should listen to your father.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I feel alone.
We're the same person.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are fun-loving.
You are a thief.
I've reported it to mother.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I have lost the will to live.
I'll help.
When the party starts, hide.
Let's play
Please, remain silent.
Hey, watch me move.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
It's time to go to bed.
Sound the alarm!
Your cheeks have turned green.
I have the need, the need for speed.
A boy needs a job.
This is a fine ship
I can't find my dog anywhere.
Give it here.
You are not my conscience.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
This room is shrinking.
My love, it's so shiny.
I need to tell you about the guard.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
We're going to need a captain.
I'm the best pianist who ever lived.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It's giving me hope.
The truth will out.
Take the piano and go.
You dropped it.
Good grief!
Fears are like marshmallows...
I want you to be lovable.
Life is like a river...
I want to tell you about Saturday.
I knew you could open it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You're cursed.
Be careful!
Buying a house is like making a salad...
I want you to inspire me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.
We've only got one chance.
You never say what you're thinking.
I know who you are.
Whoop-whoop.
I'll open it.
We're ghosts.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I never felt so alone.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You're going to pay!
Let's watch TV!
Don't ask any questions.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I see you have done this before.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Who left a bread-stick in the bathroom?
The first thing to consider is safety.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
Your nose has turned purple.
I am going to Christmas.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I need to tell you about the bedroom.
Your lips have turned spotted.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I can offer you a cracker.
Am I dead, or not?
It's your fault that the game sucked.
My life means nothing.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This looks interesting.
It's not heavy.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me leave.
We need to close it.
No one will ever know
Be better!
You're going to need a shovel.
I want you to help me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I can offer you a good price.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
How dare you look at me!
I want you to stop blaming me.
I can't find my bee anywhere.
Open the bottle.
I've reported it to the police.
You never smile.
I love you.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I volunteer as tribute!
You are so nice to me.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Your tongue has turned green.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I want that elephant out of my life!
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
It was your fault that the cat died.
You are my father.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You're amazing!
I feel ticklish.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Don't get too close.
You are a poet.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
This looks great.
We are opinionated.
A girl needs discipline.
Leave it outside.
I'll get it.
You will always fascinate me.
We should hide.
This is the right time to be here.
Dying is like doing the laundry...
I'm insignificant.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This room is unstable.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
Okay, who left a giraffe in the basement?
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
My life is over.
I can offer you a burger.
It's time to go.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
We're going to need a wrench.
Open sesame.
I never gave up hope.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I just want a whiskey. What's wrong with that?
Can I make an igloo?
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You are not my son.
Leave it here.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm trying to care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You should disown your mother.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
All's well that ends well.
I want you to marry me.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I want that bird out of my car!
How dare you laugh at me!
Today is the day
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We've only got one of these.
I volunteer to eat it!
We are cowardly.
I love winter in Ireland.
You are so mean to me.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
Please, wait here.
This looks odd.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
You burned it on purpose.
Leave it until morning.
This is a stick up.
When I was little, I wanted to be a rabbi.
I'm the best scientist who ever lived.
Get ready, or get out.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to be painstaking.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me dance.
I never killed anyone.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Open the window.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You never call me.
You're going to need a ditch digger.
I feel liberated.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
The customer is always right.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Why do you love me, so much?
You should quit.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I know math.
Can I make friends?
You will always need me.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I need to tell you about the vampire.
We're gods.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Hand me the kite.
I need you.
I knew you could live like this.
You are not my mother.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
When the lights go out, hide.
My life is a mystery.
Please, stop laughing.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have the letter.
Let's watch the game
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
A boy needs his own room.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I want that bunny out of my room!
Darling, it's so juicy.
I heard weeping coming from the dining room.
Patience is a virtue
Be safe!
I am going to the grand opening.
I feel tearful.
You are a godsend.
You are so good to me.
I just want a wine. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be scared.
How dare you smile at me!
You are my inspiration.
I never hurt anybody.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
When I was little, I wanted to be an actor.
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
You angel!
I see you know what to do.
We need to open it.
I'm the best pilot who ever lived.
Show me the bagel.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I know where you were.
Victory is like a good book...
Knitting is good for the soul.
You lost it.
Take the drink and go.
You're a ghost.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
My life is cursed.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're magnificent.
I'm going to need an innkeeper.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
You are a handsome devil.
No one can ever know the truth.
We've only got one hope.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
Learn to walk before you run.
Take this with you.
My love, it's so juicy.
Open it here.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
You despise me.
This is a fine mess
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I want you to stop following me.
It was my fault that the cat died.
I am going to Easter.
Get ready to dance.
I want that octopus out of my room!
You're going to need a fork.
Please, don't touch that.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Why do you tease me, so much?
You should go to the police.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I see you smiling.
Show no mercy
Am I allowed to go, or not?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Hand me the kebab.
I'm the worst swordsmith who ever lived.
I'm trying to leave.
You are so kind to me.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
When the bell rings, start singing.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I am unbelieving.
It's your fault that the train was late.
It's not going to fit.
Who left a knife in the bedroom?
You're going to need a sleuth.
Don't wait to be asked.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
How much time do you have?
Can I make a plan?
This looks familiar.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
You won't find it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
We've only got one life.
You're under arrest!
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I need to tell you about the chardonnay.
Take the money and leave.
Please, sit down.
Your eyes have turned orange.
I love spring in Brazil.
I want that badger out of my room!
Someone's in here.
I feel weird.
You are my teacher.
This room is bugged.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You love me.
You should think about this.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I see you for who you are.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This is the right time to be angry.
Just try not to cry
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Death is like a bar of soap...
I want you to love me.
Did you eat just now?
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Becoming rich is like opening a gift...
I'm the worst guitarist on this planet
My love, it's alive.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Give me the spring-roll.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
I want you to be vulnerable.
We are sweet.
I have time.
You're alone in the universe.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Don't fool around.
Let's go
Okay. Just do what I do.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
I've reported it to the press.
I want you.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Someone's watching us.
You know it.
You are not my favourite.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You monster!
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I'll sit on it.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I have the card.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I'm the best clockmaker on this planet
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
It's not ready.
Can I make time?
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Open the curtains.
I want you to listen to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
Your nose has turned yellow.
I need to tell you about the garage.
I should start a business.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You could never fascinate me.
I have needs.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
I want that zebra out of my room!
We've only got one option.
Who left a smoothie in the lounge room?
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's giving me grief.
Take this for luck.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
We need to order pizza.
I can't find my bear anywhere.
A boy needs discipline.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Hand me the fork.
You're really something!
This is a day to remember
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I see you every day.
It's not open.
Physician, heal thyself.
I know more than you realise.
Take the drink and die.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Can I make history?
This room is haunted.
I want you to be crying.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
I feel hungry.
Dare to dream
Your eyes have turned pink.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer myself!
We're going to need a saw.
You need me.
Who left a knife in the library?
You're no good.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I'm the only police officer who ever lived.
I have powers.
I am provocative.
I want that pony out of my life!
A boy needs his grandmother.
I want you to stop me.
You should make peace with your father.
You are my only hope.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to stop tricking me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
I'm trying to believe you.
I knew you could turn things around.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Mercy is like a river...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Please, lie down.
Get ready to run.
This looks wrong.
I feel passionate.
I'll keep guard.
It's not for sale.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I need to tell you about Saturday.
You need it.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You never sing anymore.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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