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Take the money and leave.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I see you know what to do.

Someone's watching us.

You're going to need a lot of food.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I'm the greatest stonecutter who ever lived.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Today is the day

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

This looks nice.

You are secure.

I could never despise you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Your tongue has turned grey.

Leave it to the professionals.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I'm trying to win.

I feel alone.

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

We need to help each other.

Good luck!

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I knew you could turn things around.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

It's not alive.

Who left a hammer in the lobby?

I'll be here, if you need me.

I never wanted this.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't wait to be asked.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Get ready to die.

I have faith.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

A girl needs boundaries.

You should make peace with your father.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Be safe!

I'm going to need a sailor.

I am going to the wedding.

I need to tell you about the electrician.

I love winter in Japan.

You devil!

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to be overimaginative.

I want you to stop tickling me.

This room is shrinking.

This is a stick up.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I want you to betray me.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I see you smiling.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Open the bottle.

I'm the greatest manager on this planet

Take this and pray.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Did you get lucky last night?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Delivery!

I'm insignificant.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are so kind to me.

You could never fascinate me.

Take the drink and go.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Please, stop smoking.

Plug it in here.

You are my inspiration.

I can offer you a job.

Alright, who left a horse in the closet?

I have the need, the need for speed.

We need to open it.

We're ghosts.

Your face has turned spotted.

Why do you tease me, so much?

How dare you laugh at me!

Am I coming with you, or not?

How much luck do you have?

I can't find my plane anywhere.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I know what happened.

I'm a god.

No one suspects a thing

Leave it until morning.

Good grief!

You are not my daughter.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Wealth is like a canvas...

I feel skeptical.

I knew you could fix it.

You should call your father.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want that cat out of my house!

I've reported it to the press.

You're going to need a can opener.

I need to tell you about the paleontologist.

I see you let yourself in.

I am frightening.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

It's giving me an error message.

When I was little, I wanted to be a welder.

I heard laughter coming from the pantry.

A girl needs a job.

I can offer you a cracker.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You angel!

This room is unstable.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want you to help me.

Take this with water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Darling, it's alive.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I love spring in France.

You're never going to get away with this!

Get ready to run.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to be obnoxious.

Take the drink and leave.

I volunteer myself!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Please, lie down.

We're going to need a swineherd.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of wine...

You are a hero.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

My life is a mystery.

You're a god.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Show me the skateboard.

We're the same person.

When the door opens, hide.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

This looks suspicious.

Who left a chipmunk in the cell?

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop questioning me.

We need to make better decisions.

I feel excited.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You can have it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Can I make it count?

We're going to need a fork.

I am going to Easter.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Hey, watch me move.

I'm magnificent.

Take this with you.

I'll watch.

I have time.

Be yourself!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You should call your mother.

I've reported it to mother.

No one will ever know

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

My love, it's so expensive.

Dating is like writing a to do list...

I want that crow out of my house!

I'm the only printer on this planet

You are not my favourite.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I need to tell you about the chicken wing.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are a genius.

I knew you could open it.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

Leave it alone.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I will always love you.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to be disgusting.

No one can ever know that I like you

You burned it on purpose.

You found it.

I never felt so alone.

You need me.

I see you have done this before.

I want you to kill me.

You never say what you're thinking.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

This is a fine ship

This looks peculiar.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

This is the worst time to be happy.

I heard a noise coming from the dining room.

It takes two to tango.

It's time to pack your bags.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I love summer in Ireland.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'll get ready.

He was unconscious when I found him.

How dare you smile at me!

Hand me the kebab.

Sound the alarm!

Someone's listening.

You're going to need a butcher.

You are my sunshine.

Maybe no one will notice

Get ready to laugh.

It was my fault that the show was cancelled.

You're coming with me!

I feel humble.

I'm going to need a saw.

Stop, in the name of love.

Open it here.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Please, stop crying.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

No one can ever know what we did.

My love, it's so shiny.

We should think about this.

I volunteer to go!

It's giving me hope.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Whoop-whoop.

I want that dinosaur out of my car!

You're a ghost.

Finding a job is like tidying your room...

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

You're no good.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I've reported it to the President.

A girl needs her own room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

Why do you love me, so much?

Dammit, who left a cracker in the living room?

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

Your face has turned stripey.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Barking dogs seldom bite.

Open your heart.

I need you.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

This looks interesting.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I love summer in Germany.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to be thoughtless.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are fuming.

I'm the worst graphic artist on this planet

I never killed anyone.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Can I make love?

You're going down!

We need to close it.

You are my teacher.

Leave it here.

You are not my son.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

The truth is like a picnic in the park...

I want you to love me.

You never smile.

You are an inspiration.

I feel lousy.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Leave it outside.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I know more than you realise.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Show me the ball.

Don't just stand there.

You're going to need a percussionist.

I'll wait here.

My love, it's delicious.

It's time to go to bed.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I have the will.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I want you to stop blaming me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Your face has turned pink.

Open the curtains.

We're going to need a lot of food.

You will always love me.

Let's dance

I have a secret.

Hey, watch me dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You're amazing!

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I will always want you.

I volunteer as tribute!

You can't have it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your despair is like a beautiful song...

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I heard laughter coming from the barn.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

A boy needs a job.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We're special.

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I love fall in Japan.

I can offer you a good price.

Who left a cappuccino in the lounge room?

I see you for who you are.

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I want you to cook for me.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Let's get it

It's not safe.

I have the scroll.

I am going to the funeral.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Cold hands, warm heart.

It's giving me grief.

Be better!

My life is cursed.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We're going to need a yodeler.

How dare you look at me!

You are hypnotic.

You're going to pay!

Eating is good for the soul.

I feel anxious.

I want that moose out of my life!

Buying a house is like doing housework...

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I want you to stop loving me.

Drop it here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We've only got one option.

Show no mercy

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I know math.

A boy needs his own room.

You are so nice to me.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

I despise you.

I'm going to need a knife.

I can offer you a 7-up.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

This looks edible.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Your eyes have turned brown.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Your face has turned black.

I need to tell you about the margarita.

I'm the best sailor who ever lived.

You should disown your father.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You want it.

Throw me the screwdriver.

When the door opens, start crying.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Can I make a cake?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'm a ghost.

I love spring in India.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Wisdom is like a canvas...

This room is haunted.

I can't find my donkey anywhere.

I want that fox out of my room!

Please, stop laughing.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You're going to need a guard.

We need to eat.

You will always fascinate me.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.

I feel healthy.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Did you get lucky at work?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I want you to be barbaric.

I want you to look at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Be careful!

It's time to go.

Having a child is like turning on a lamp...

This is crazy

No one can ever know that I survived.

I'll open it.

Let's watch TV!

We're going to need a can opener.

This is a fine mess

You never have time for me.

Who left a dolphin in the bedroom?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

I have lost the will to live.

Can I make up?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I love winter in India.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

You are a liar.

You know it.

I never really lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mobster.

I feel crazy.

I'm crazy.

Take the money and die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

You are my favourite.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Good morning!

I want to tell you about the pixie.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Please, don't eat that.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I can offer you a muffin.

You are not my type.

I am going to Christmas.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

It's giving me a headache.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

Who left a guitar in the living room?

Show me the umbrella.

Let's drink

It's going to be okay

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I could never hate you.

You made me cry on purpose.

Someone's in here.

I know what to do.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

I'm the only barista on this planet

I want you to inspire me.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You never stop to think.

We should hide.

Getting married is like taking a bath...

Did you eat at work?

You are an artist.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I can offer you a kebab.

I've reported it to the police.

I feel thrilled.

This is a day to remember

I want that hamster out of my car!

We're gods.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

You're crazy!

I never could make up my mind.

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