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I should go to the police.

Show me the saw.

Just try not to cry

I have powers.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Fortune favours the brave.

You are an inspiration.

Open sesame.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I'm insignificant.

Please, don't take that.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

You're a god.

You devil!

You are my daughter.

I'll wait here.

I have the letter.

Death is like a river...

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I see you are thinking.

Hey, watch me smile.

You are so nice to me.

Your nose has turned black.

Can I make a pie?

It's not tight enough.

I want that crocodile out of my car!

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I'm the best chauffeur on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You should write to your mother.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

She was unconscious when I found her.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I could never despise you.

This is a day to remember

I bet you know why I'm going.

You never call me.

This room is bugged.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I want you to love me.

I volunteer myself!

I feel responsible.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I know what to do.

Be yourself!

My life is over.

Delivery!

I can offer you a croissant.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Throw me the teddy bear.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Stop, in the name of love.

You won't find it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

You are cute.

Sound the alarm!

You will always fascinate me.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Open the door.

You're a ghost.

We've only got one option.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want to tell you about the phoenix.

You made me cry on purpose.

Let's watch the game

A girl needs a job.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Can I make animal sounds?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'm the only baker who ever lived.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Please, lie down.

I want you to be whimsical.

I want you to stop following me.

I have time.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I should ask for more money.

I see you every day.

I have the card.

We need to make out.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Take this with water.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

My life is cursed.

I will always hate you.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Give it here.

When the party starts, hide.

This is the worst time to be alone.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Learning is like fixing a broken vase...

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I never listened.

Get ready, or get out.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

It's giving me hope.

It's not yours.

We're gods.

You are not my type.

I've reported it to the President.

You should protect your mother.

Good grief!

Open the curtains.

I love spring in Australia.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Leave it alone.

Can I make art?

I'm going to need a fork.

I am selfish.

A girl needs money.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You monster!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I am going to the party.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You will always despise me.

I'll open it.

I want you to look at me.

We're cursed.

I'm the best deputy who ever lived.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

We need to stop.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Take the piano and leave.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You can have it.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You should go to the police.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Someone's in here.

This looks nice.

Hey, watch me move.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Let's dance

I can offer you an icecream.

We've only got one bullet.

You're really something!

I can offer you a job.

I want that owl out of my life!

This room is unstable.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I have 20-20 vision.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

Drop it here.

You should find your father.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We're ghosts.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I have the gun.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to betray me.

I feel sentimental.

We need to open it.

Get ready to dance.

Your face has turned orange.

I'm the greatest paleontologist who ever lived.

Running for office is like applying for a job...

What will you do, now that you've come home?

We're weird.

Take this for luck.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I can't find my coffee anywhere.

Ha-cha-cha.

Good night!

I know who you are.

It's not going to fit.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

When the bell rings, start crying.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Let's drink

We've only got one hope.

I want you to document my trip to England.

Hand me the kite.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Please, stay where you are.

Hey, watch me leave.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

This looks wrong.

I see you have done this before.

I love winter in Canada.

My life matters.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

My love, it's so juicy.

You want it.

I have to tell you about the the liferaft.

He was unconscious when I found him.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You never sing anymore.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like you

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are not my son.

You're amazing!

No one can ever know how we did it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

I knew you could open it.

We are mistaken.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You could never want me.

I am going to the wedding.

I feel forgetful.

You are so good to me.

It's not safe.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You are my only hope.

Why do you love me, so much?

You're no good.

Leave it outside.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Your eyes have turned grey.

You should listen to your mother.

This is a fine mess

I want that duck out of my life!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

It's time to make lunch.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

We need to help each other.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

How dare you look at me!

I'm the worst wizard on this planet

Hey, watch me dance.

I'll listen.

Leave it here.

Your face has turned black.

You can do this

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

We should pay the bill.

I want you to stop me.

I have the will.

Don't just stand there.

Who left an umbrella in the office?

I'm a ghost.

Take the drink and leave.

I am going to Easter.

A boy needs his grandfather.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's not working.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You are flexible.

Be careful!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I want that puppy out of my room!

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I know the future.

Cooking is good for the soul.

You are so mean to me.

I see you came prepared.

This room is shrinking.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I love winter in India.

I want you to stop looking at me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

We're going to need a clerk.

Can I make a plan?

It's giving me grief.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

I'm the worst musician on this planet

I can offer you a lemonade.

You are a genius.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I'll sit on it.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

It's time to pack your bags.

I will always need you.

You despise me.

I never hurt anybody.

Your lips have turned orange.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm going to need a saw.

I've reported it to mother.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I want you to kill me.

Patience is a virtue

You're never going to get away with this!

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

How dare you smile at me!

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

Be better!

I want that turtle out of my life!

Running for office is like writing a memo...

When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.

You're going to need a firefighter.

I can't find my pinot anywhere.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I love summer in Australia.

I know math.

You are not my father.

Show me the spoon.

You should call your father.

I have faith.

Take the drink and go.

Did you eat this morning?

You're insignificant.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I feel elated.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I can offer you a pickle.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I could never want you.

I am going to Christmas.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't fool around.

We need to eat.

You need it.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Can I make money?

I heard a sound coming from the waiting room.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Whoop-whoop.

Take this and pray.

I'm going to need a hammer.

It's time to go to bed.

We're the same person.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Please, tell me.

Who left a fly in the lounge room?

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Just breathe

I bet you know why I'm here.

You are not my daughter.

Darling, it's so juicy.

When one door shuts, another opens.

It's not easy.

This looks odd.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Throw me the shovel.

We are resentful.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

How much money do you have?

I want that squirrel out of my house!

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I feel liberated.

Get ready to laugh.

You are a hero.

You're weird.

I love winter in Spain.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I'll watch.

Good luck!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Someone's locked the door.

Open your heart.

I'm the worst scientist on this planet

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I heard a creaking sound coming from the control room.

I want you to read to me.

Winners don't quit

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You broke it.

I have to tell you about the the lighthouse.

Please, stop shouting.

I want you to be friendly.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

We need to make better decisions.

A boy needs discipline.

I never gave up hope.

I'm trying to save you.

We are repentant.

I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I can offer you an apple.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

Getting married is like taking medicine...

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Plug it in here.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Take the money and go.

I'll get ready.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Who left a giraffe in the dining room?

We're going to need a lot of water.

Hand me the teddy bear.

I love summer in America.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Stupid is as stupid does.

I'm cursed.

Let's get it

You're going to pay!

You never have time for me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a physicist.

I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

Please, don't drink that.

I've reported it to the press.

I want you to inspire me.

Get ready to die.

You are so kind to me.

A girl needs her own room.

You are folksy.

I feel glamorous.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Dreams are like marshmallows...

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

It's giving me a headache.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I'm the only pilot who ever lived.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I have the poem.

Did you fart yesterday?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I want that zebra out of my life!

I want you to stop lying to me.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I'm weird.

How dare you laugh at me!

You're under arrest!

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Can I make up a story?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Throw me the fork.

I never felt so alone.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Many hands make light work.

This room is haunted.

I love winter in England.

It's not right.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I can't find my chai anywhere.

Someone's listening.

You could never fascinate me.

My love, it's so expensive.

I have the scroll.

I heard a howl coming from the cell.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

We're going to need a shovel.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I want you.

You never stop to think.

I'm going to need a sniper.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Open the window.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are a godsend.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I feel wonderful.

I want that deer out of my room!

Take the money and leave.

I should think about this.

I want you to be comfortable.

You're coming with me!

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