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This room is unstable.
I want that otter out of my life!
When I was little, I wanted to be a painter.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You monster!
I'm the worst doctor on this planet
It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.
I am relaxed.
I'm crazy.
You burned it on purpose.
I've reported it to the press.
Give me the knife.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
You need me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
You are a twit.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
No one can ever know the truth.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I want you to cook for me.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I want you to be forgetful.
This looks nice.
We're gods.
We've only got one of these.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
It's now or never
Ha-cha-cha.
Let's watch the game
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I have the knife.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I feel wonderful.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're under arrest!
My love, it's alive.
I can offer you a job.
My life is cursed.
You never take me seriously.
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't just stand there.
I need to tell you about the espresso.
Good grief!
You should disown your father.
You can't have it.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It's giving me grief.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I never hurt anybody.
You should start a business.
Who left a pig in the dining room?
Be better!
Show me the hammer.
A boy needs discipline.
I have 20-20 vision.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cheesemaker.
We need to fight.
You hate me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are not my conscience.
I want that zebra out of my room!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.
Get ready to laugh.
Take this and pray.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I know the future.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
You are reserved.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are an artist.
I'm no good.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm a god.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
We're the same person.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's not easy.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to hold me.
This room is bugged.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are my inspiration.
Please, sit down.
Open the bottle.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
She was unconscious when I found her.
Leave it until morning.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I've reported it to mother.
Let's get it
Someone's locked the door.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You can have it.
I'll get ready.
Take the piano and die.
You should find your father.
I want to tell you about Friday.
You're going down!
We're going to need a private detective.
I feel lazy.
You never call me.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to be self-effacing.
All's well that ends well
Don't wait to be asked.
Who left a bread-stick in the basement?
Stop, in the name of the law.
We need to help each other.
I never could make up my mind.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I know who you are.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Eating is good for the soul.
You are so mean to me.
Be safe!
This is the worst time to be afraid.
This looks odd.
I want you to document my trip to England.
You angel!
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I have to tell you about the leprechaun.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I heard a noise coming from the sauna.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I am going to Christmas.
I have lost the will to live.
This is a fine ship
It's not in.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You fascinate me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are an idiot.
I want you.
Plug it in here.
You're crazy!
We are sore.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I volunteer to eat it!
I love spring in Switzerland.
You should make peace with your father.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I see you every day.
I feel glamorous.
I want you to stop me.
How dare you laugh at me!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
We're going to need a shaman.
I'm a ghost.
Please, give me that.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Get ready to die.
You devil!
We need to make out.
You know it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Let's eat
A girl needs her space.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I want you to stop questioning me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are the best person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be here.
It's time to make lunch.
Someone's watching us.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
No one can ever know that you can fly.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Good luck!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
We've only got one hope.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
My life is a mystery.
I'm the best composer who ever lived.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
If you're done, we'll get started.
Leave it alone.
You're magnificent.
You are a thief.
I never listened.
You're going to need a spatula.
I just want a chocolate milk. What's wrong with that?
I have needs.
I want you to be lying.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
It's not appropriate.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Can I make the team?
I will always love you.
How dare you smile at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.
Don't rock the boat.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Open the curtains.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Hand me the spoon.
I know what to do.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You're amazing!
You are not my type.
Open it here.
Get ready for this.
This is a fine mess
I have the scroll.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
This room is shrinking.
Someone's coming this way.
A boy needs his father.
I am going to the party.
Please, don't take that.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
I feel anxious.
I want you to love me.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm going to need a carver.
I am upset.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Let's play
You never say what you're thinking.
Good morning!
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop looking at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
It's time to brush your teeth.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I want to tell you about the sandwich.
I'm cursed.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
You could never love me.
It's not yours.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Delivery!
Your face has turned red.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Take the drink and leave.
I know what happened.
Don't ask any questions.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
Be careful!
Did you eat last night?
I love fall in Ireland.
I can offer you a pickle.
Sound the alarm!
I see you have done this before.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
We should go to the police.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
We are incensed.
Hand me the spatula.
I want you to look at me.
I'm the only politician on this planet
No one can ever know that I like you
You crashed the car on purpose.
Can I make room?
I want you to stop loving me.
We're weird.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
We need to order pizza.
Maybe no one will notice
I want that dolphin out of my house!
A girl needs boundaries.
You never do what I want.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
I have faith.
I heard a voice coming from the pantry.
You're a ghost.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
We're going to need a saw.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Buying a house is like doing the laundry...
I want you to be folksy.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
The first thing to consider is safety.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We're cursed.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I volunteer to go!
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
This looks edible.
You're going to need a gladiator.
This is a stick up.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Put it here.
I am unsentimental.
I want you to kiss me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Please, stop doing that.
I see you smiling.
Your tongue has turned pink.
You're a god.
Can I make muffins?
I know where you were.
You should ask your father.
It's time to pack your bags.
I'm the greatest wizard on this planet
You never sing anymore.
I love winter in Ireland.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you a whiskey.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Did you get lucky last night?
I feel indecisive.
Who left a skateboard in the bedroom?
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are so kind to me.
I have the letter.
You're lucky.
I'll listen.
We should quit.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
A girl needs a job.
Your lips have turned green.
When I was little, I wanted to be an interpreter.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Leave it outside.
Drop it here.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Show no mercy
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want that zebra out of my car!
I want you to clean up after me.
You are not my daughter.
It's not open.
I heard a sound coming from the closet.
I'm going to need a computer programmer.
This is the right time to be here.
I despise you.
I volunteer as tribute!
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Someone's having a bad day.
I love fall in Japan.
I can offer you a mojito.
Can I make art?
I see you let yourself in.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to be demanding.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I have time.
This is a day to remember
This looks wrong.
I'm weird.
Silence construes consent.
You need it.
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
I have the poem.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take the drink and die.
I feel rebellious.
Who left a bunny in the guest room?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Get ready to run.
My love, it's so expensive.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Your tongue has turned green.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You are sentimental.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm the worst air traffic controller on this planet
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You should vote.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Hand me the chair.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I need to tell you about the party.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Open your heart.
Friendship is like a camera...
Please, don't move.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
Leave it here.
Did you get lucky at work?
When the party starts, hide.
I want that bear out of my house!
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to be tense.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You should call your mother.
I'm going to need an ornithologist.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I'll sit on it.
I feel groovy.
A boy needs his friends.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are an inspiration.
I love summer in India.
I see you came prepared.
Who left a knife in the garage?
I can offer you a sandwich.
You're never going to get away with this!
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
Hand me the ukulele.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I could never hate you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
We are vague.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
You are not my favourite.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
This room is haunted.
Can I make bubbles?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
We've only got one chance.
I volunteer myself!
We're going to need a scientist.
Good night!
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're ghosts.
Take this with you.
I should think about this.
I want you to kill me.
Whoop-whoop.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
I can offer you a muffin.
It has to work
Please, don't drink that.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
I feel emotional.
Your nose has turned yellow.
Give me the guitar.
I knew you could survive.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Can I make a yurt?
I'm the worst accountant on this planet
You're going to need a wrench.
Take the money and die.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Who left a bike in the dungeon?
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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