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I'm lucky.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Hey, watch me move.

You are my mother.

Leave it here.

Can I make up?

Your ears have turned brown.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

I never loved you.

Take the money and go.

When I was little, I wanted to be a security guard.

You're going to need a ventriloquist.

You are so good to me.

I love winter in China.

Let's watch the game

I know what to do.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to look at me.

You never do what I want.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I should vote.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Someone's locked the door.

We've only got one bullet.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You're a ghost.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

We need to close it.

I can't find my lobster anywhere.

I have lost the will to live.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

This is a day to remember

Stop, in the name of love.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We're ghosts.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Your face has turned pink.

Open your heart.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want that puppy out of my room!

You're crazy!

Good night!

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I can offer you a job.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

You are not my favourite.

It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I have the will.

Give me the muffin.

I know what happened.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

You're no good.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Who left a skateboard in the living room?

Delivery!

It's not right.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

Can I make connections?

I have to tell you about the laundry.

Take this for luck.

I want you to inspire me.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

You need it.

You could never need me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

This room is shrinking.

Your ego is like a violin...

It's time to brush your teeth.

I am going to the wedding.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

I see you for who you are.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You never sing anymore.

I want you to document my trip to America.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to be abrupt.

Plug it in here.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Your eyes have turned spotted.

I should ask for more money.

Leave it outside.

I'm the worst drummer on this planet

Getting married is like doing the shopping...

He was unconscious when I found him.

Take the piano and go.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're going to need a chef.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

This is a fine mess

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I want that goldfish out of my room!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pharmacist.

This looks edible.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Why do you love me, so much?

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Please, give me that.

I can offer you a burger.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I will always hate you.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Don't wait to be asked.

I'm a ghost.

I want you to stop following me.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I love spring in Japan.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You angel!

You are persuasive.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Just try not to cry

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

It's not safe.

Who left a beer in the armory?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

How much money do you have?

No one can ever know how we did it.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're coming with me!

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I feel dramatic.

I have faith.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I have the letter.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Your eyes have turned brown.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

Take this with you.

I'm the worst secretary who ever lived.

Take the money and leave.

I want you to stop me.

How dare you smile at me!

A boy needs a job.

I know the future.

Knitting is good for the soul.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I never hurt anybody.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

You are a liar.

I'm no good.

This looks suspicious.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I see you have done this before.

We need to eat.

You are not my daughter.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

Don't just stand there.

We're gods.

Let's play

Fears are like chocolate...

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I love you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Winners don't quit

We are false.

I'm going to need a saw.

Get ready to run.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I've reported it to the President.

It's time to go to bed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

Can I make pizza?

This is the right time to be amused.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I love fall in China.

I'm the best dancer on this planet

I want that wolf out of my car!

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I have needs.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I want you to listen to me.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

My life is cursed.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You will always despise me.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

This room is unstable.

I need to tell you about the the fort.

Please, listen to me.

I want you to be compassionate.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I'll open it.

Someone's coming this way.

Leave it until morning.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Eating is good for the soul.

I feel delighted.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You are a thief.

You're going to need a lot of food.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

How much influence do you have?

Okay. Just do what I do.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You never have time for me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I'm a god.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We've only got one chance.

Your ears have turned purple.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Who left a cocktail in the waiting room?

I want you to stop looking at me.

We need to fight.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

You monster!

It's not mine.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are not my father.

It's time to pack your bags.

Be better!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

A boy needs his friends.

Drop it here.

I see you every day.

Buying a house is like taking a bath...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

Please, don't take that.

I can't find my tea anywhere.

I want you to clean up after me.

I am strict.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You are so mean to me.

More haste, less speed.

When I was little, I wanted to be an athlete.

You can have it.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You could never love me.

Throw me the carrot.

You are a genius.

Your face has turned grey.

Get ready for this.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'm magnificent.

It's giving me an error message.

I never gave up hope.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This room is bugged.

This looks odd.

I have to tell you about the soda.

I will always want you.

I feel angry.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I'm the greatest shipwright who ever lived.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I have the knife.

You should listen to your father.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

This is the worst time to be here.

I want that spider out of my house!

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I have a secret.

Can I make babies?

You devil!

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I want you to be fashionable.

When I was little, I wanted to be a physician.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I love spring in Germany.

You never take me seriously.

You will always want me.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Throw me the burger.

My life is over.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You're never going to get away with this!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Did you fart today?

Maybe no one will notice

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Leave it to the professionals.

A girl needs confidence.

I could never love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

When the party starts, hide.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

I'll get ready.

I feel sweaty.

Who left a juice in the laundry?

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I'm going to need an engineer.

I want you to cook for me.

I need to tell you about Monday.

I never could make up my mind.

Someone's having a bad day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a manicurist.

You're cursed.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I bet you know why I'm going.

It's not in.

I want that moose out of my room!

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Whoop-whoop.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I love summer in India.

You are so kind to me.

I am sad.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You should find your mother.

Good luck!

Did you eat just now?

You are my reason for living.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Be careful!

Can I make a kite?

Please, don't drink that.

Friendship is like a guitar...

No one can ever know that I survived.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I am going to Easter.

You should think about this.

I see you are thinking.

Get ready to dance.

I heard a sound coming from the sauna.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Let's dance

It was my fault that the plane was late.

I'm trying to leave.

I want you to be destructive.

How much time do you have?

Give it here.

You're going to need a knife.

My love, it's so shiny.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Who left a carrot in the wine cellar?

Throw me the spring-roll.

I can offer you a banana.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Dreams are like chocolate...

You're really something!

You are a poet.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I have the scroll.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I've reported it to mother.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

I want you to read to me.

I volunteer to go!

A boy needs his grandfather.

Someone's listening.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You're a god.

Your eyes have turned red.

It's not dead.

Did you fart yesterday?

I can't find my beaver anywhere.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Please, come closer.

I never wanted this.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

You could never want me.

We need to unite.

I hate you.

Can I make amends?

I am cultured.

Your nose has turned spotted.

I can offer you a fishcake.

Time to shine

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Take the drink and go.

Show me the muffin.

I'm trying to save you.

Cold hands, warm heart.

I should think about this.

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Darling, it's dead.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

No one can ever know what we did.

This is a stick up.

I feel worked up.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I want that goat out of my car!

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You found it.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You should find your father.

You are not my conscience.

It's not ready.

Can I make popcorn?

I will always love you.

You are an idiot.

Don't get too close.

I have powers.

Let's eat

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I see you know what to do.

You are so nice to me.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Good grief!

I love autumn in Antarctica.

We're going to need a wrench.

This looks interesting.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

When the bell rings, start singing.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Open the window.

Who left a spatula in the attic?

Someone's in here.

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

I knew you could turn things around.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

We're the same person.

We need to go.

I know more than you realise.

Throw it here.

I want you to be mechanical.

You made me cry on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I am chummy.

We've only got one life.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I want to tell you about the zombie.

It's giving me a headache.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

You are not my son.

I'm the best dressmaker on this planet

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I feel fortunate.

This looks familiar.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Leave it alone.

Patience is a virtue

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Let's go

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Please, lie down.

I love fall in India.

Your lips have turned purple.

We're going to need a personal trainer.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You are an inspiration.

A girl needs love.

I want you to be elegant.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I'm alone in the universe.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

We need to make better decisions.

Who left an ukulele in the basement?

I know math.

Can I make sense?

Am I dead, or not?

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