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You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
It's not mine.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You are my inspiration.
Throw it here.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to stop loving me.
You never have time for me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I hate you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
This room is haunted.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Please, don't eat that.
You deserve this
I see you have done this before.
We've only got one of these.
Can I make an impression?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I'll watch.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
You devil!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
You are impractical.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
My life means nothing.
I want you to help me.
Your nose has turned black.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
A boy needs his friends.
Hey, watch me move.
We're gods.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
My love, it's alive.
Sound the alarm!
We should ask for more money.
I want you to be intelligent.
Am I dead, or not?
I feel humiliated.
I heard a sound coming from the wardrobe.
I knew you could fix it.
I volunteer to go!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We need to break up.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Someone's locked the door.
Leave it here.
Get ready to laugh.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Be careful!
I can offer you a job.
You're going to need a nurse.
Stop, in the name of love.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You burned it on purpose.
I am going to Christmas.
You despise me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I know what to do.
Open the bottle.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You're really something!
Take this for luck.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I love spring in Brazil.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
This looks nice.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I can offer you a whiskey.
I never killed anyone.
I have powers.
Getting married is like making cupcakes...
I'm a ghost.
Take the drink and go.
Hey, watch me dance.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Show me the ball.
You should write to your mother.
I'm weird.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Who left a dolphin in the bedroom?
It's not easy.
My love, it's so juicy.
You should pay the bill.
We're going to need a fork.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want that lamb out of my room!
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I'll get it.
We're ghosts.
Let the buyer beware.
I want you to love me.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Plug it in here.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You are a handsome devil.
Let's watch the game
Be better!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.
You angel!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
It's your fault that the train was late.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is a fine mess
Your lips have turned white.
I see you every day.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I'm the greatest sheriff who ever lived.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
I need to tell you about the party.
It's giving me hope.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
A boy needs his mother.
I'm a god.
We need to make out.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
Good night!
I want you to be joyous.
It has to work
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Get ready to run.
You can't have it.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I feel cold.
Can I make music?
I'm going to need a spoon.
I have the scroll.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
I am going to Easter.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We're the same person.
Did you fart just now?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We're no good.
Delivery!
I know the future.
We've only got one life.
Throw me the muffin.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Someone's having a bad day.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm the worst torturer on this planet
I volunteer as tribute!
We should start a business.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are so kind to me.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to stop lying to me.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I could never hate you.
I never gave up hope.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Put it here.
You're going to pay!
You're going to need a lot of water.
Your lips have turned black.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You never stop to think.
I love summer in Spain.
This room is shrinking.
It's not in.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
You can have it.
Let's play
You're a god.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
We're going to need a writer.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Darling, it's delicious.
I feel funny.
I have needs.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Dying is like making a cake...
I want you to cook for me.
Show me the can opener.
You could never need me.
You're alone in the universe.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Open your heart.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
This looks familiar.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
Why do you love me, so much?
Can I make a difference?
This is the worst time to be here.
I'm the only spelunker on this planet
A boy needs love.
I want you to be unhealthy.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's time to make lunch.
I have to tell you about the nymph.
You should protect your mother.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You're never going to get away with this!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a cocktail.
I have the will.
Take the piano and go.
This is a fine ship
Show no mercy
You are so good to me.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I love fall in Antarctica.
We're going to need a hammer.
If you're done, we'll get started.
My life is over.
We need to go.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
How dare you laugh at me!
You need it.
Did you fart last night?
I'm trying to win.
Who left a cider in the attic?
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I know math.
Open sesame.
When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I want to tell you about Monday.
You could never despise me.
I knew you could open it.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to be familial.
Get ready, or get out.
You never say what you're thinking.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to look at me.
Don't just stand there.
You're going to need a webmaster.
I want that snail out of my car!
I volunteer to eat it!
I have time.
I'll sit on it.
I feel insecure.
You are a twit.
You are so mean to me.
Whatever happens, don't panic
You're amazing!
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Someone's watching us.
A girl needs her father.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Can I make an effort?
Throw me the doll.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Who left a chair in the pantry?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Take the money and die.
It's time to go to bed.
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of wine...
It's giving me an error message.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
This looks suspicious.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop smoking.
I never hurt anybody.
We're insignificant.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to be merry.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I have the letter.
We need to eat.
You are my favourite.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I am going to the wedding.
Don't fool around.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
This room is bugged.
Someone's in here.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
I want you to read to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
It's going to be okay
I'm going to need a fork.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You are a godsend.
Hand me the umbrella.
Let's dance
I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I'm the only spin doctor who ever lived.
I want that wolf out of my life!
I'll wait here.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You are not my favourite.
I love fall in Germany.
I despise you.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a wine. What's wrong with that?
Open the curtains.
I want you to document my trip to China.
This is the right time to be happy.
I'm going to need a firefighter.
A girl needs her mother.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Did you eat today?
I have a secret.
Wisdom is like a bar of soap...
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I have the poem.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I've reported it to mother.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I can offer you a kebab.
Dammit, who left a guitar in the pantry?
We're magnificent.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
We need to close it.
I'm trying to believe you.
No one can ever know the truth.
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You never take me seriously.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I want that chicken out of my car!
Please, don't touch that.
You should ask your mother.
I feel tense.
Darling, it's beautiful.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
He was unconscious when I found him.
Throw me the umbrella.
When the door opens, hide.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
This is the right time to be here.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I want you to betray me.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I should quit.
I need to tell you about the veterinarian.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You monster!
You are so nice to me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I'm special.
You found it.
My life is cursed.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I am disorganized.
I can offer you a martini.
I love you.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
We've only got one hope.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Don't wait to be asked.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You could never hate me.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You are not my type.
Take this and pray.
This looks great.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
All good things come to those that wait.
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I am going to the funeral.
It's not heavy.
Alright, who left a chair in the laundry?
I'm going to need a can opener.
I'm the worst journalist who ever lived.
I've reported it to the President.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Your lips have turned pink.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Get ready to dance.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You are a poet.
You never smile.
I know who you are.
Your tongue has turned white.
Can I make out?
I'm lucky.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Take this with water.
A boy needs his space.
I want you to be moralistic.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Luck is like a canvas...
I'm trying to care.
You are clever.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want that rabbit out of my car!
I will always despise you.
When the bell rings, hide.
Someone's listening.
Dammit, who left a burger in the guest room?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Don't get too close.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I can offer you a muffin.
I'm the only firefighter who ever lived.
Learning is like taking medicine...
When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.
Did you fart while I was away?
We're going to need a lot of luck.
We've only got one chance.
I never felt so alone.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Speak as you find.
You're cursed.
It's not tight enough.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
This looks interesting.
I will always love you.
It's giving me grief.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
How much time do you have?
I want you to stop blaming me.
I have the card.
Leave it alone.
Let's get it
A boy needs a job.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I've reported it to the police.
I'm trying to leave.
Please, stop laughing.
I'll help.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
This is the right time to be alone.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Give me the pickle.
Winners don't quit
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to stop me.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Your ears have turned green.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Who left a bike in the barn?
You will always want me.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I love spring in China.
No one can ever know what we did.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
My love, it's so shiny.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
Can I make medicine?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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