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Did you eat just now?
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to stop believing in me.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You're a ghost.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I know who you are.
You are so mean to me.
You are a liar.
Good night!
I have to tell you about the beekeeper.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I could never despise you.
Please, don't drink that.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
Be safe!
Dating is like tidying your room...
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I knew you could fix it.
I never hurt anybody.
This room is haunted.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I volunteer to eat it!
You angel!
I love winter in Ireland.
I'm alone in the universe.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
We're ghosts.
Throw me the screwdriver.
We should go to the police.
Who left a burger in the lobby?
Take this with water.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Fear is like a lake...
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You should listen to your father.
Don't ask any questions.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
My life means nothing.
Someone's listening.
I can offer you a Schnapps.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Get ready for this.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
Take the piano and leave.
You are my teacher.
I'm the best model on this planet
This looks familiar.
I want you to listen to me.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is a stick up.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Leave it outside.
You are so good to me.
Why do you love me, so much?
Throw it here.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I'm a god.
I want you to be at ease.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I have a secret.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
We are sad.
You are not my daughter.
I have the gun.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You're never going to get away with this!
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's not safe.
You're alone in the universe.
We're going to need a spoon.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I never gave up hope.
It's now or never
Good grief!
I want to tell you about the unicorn.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I see you smiling.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
We need to open it.
I volunteer as tribute!
Your lips have turned spotted.
I want you to help me.
Open your heart.
Leave it alone.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I despise you.
You broke it.
Take the drink and leave.
Please, look at me.
Let's dance
Someone's locked the door.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I love winter in America.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want that lamb out of my car!
It was my fault that Mum fell down the hole.
I can offer you a pickle.
Get ready to run.
You should listen to your mother.
Throw me the ball.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can't find my Schnapps anywhere.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You broke the vase on purpose.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I know more than you realise.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
We're going to need a dogcatcher.
Hey, watch me move.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
This looks odd.
I have the poem.
Seek and you shall find.
You are my only hope.
I want you to stop looking at me.
We're gods.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
You're under arrest!
We are honorable.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
My life is a mystery.
A boy needs confidence.
I never felt so alone.
I want you to betray me.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I heard a howl coming from the library.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Don't get too close.
I'm the best pastor who ever lived.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I'll watch.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
You monster!
This is a fine mess
We need to order pizza.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.
Take this for luck.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I will always want you.
It's time to make lunch.
Leave it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I want you to be unhealthy.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I feel emotional.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
You know it.
Winners don't quit
I can offer you a beer.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
We've only got one life.
Please, don't take that.
I love spring in England.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You should ask your father.
I know math.
You are strong.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I see you every day.
Leave it to the professionals.
I've reported it to the police.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I have the letter.
It's not mine.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm no good.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Why do you hate me, so much?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Let's go
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're going to need a monk.
I'll be here, if you need me.
We need to stop.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to read to me.
Dying is like doing housework...
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to stop following me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Put it here.
I want that fox out of my car!
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Can I make a cake?
You're going to pay!
It's time to brush your teeth.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I'm trying to help.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
Open the window.
Take the drink and die.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
Don't fool around.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Delivery!
Sound the alarm!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Someone's coming this way.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Darling, it's beautiful.
I love winter in Brazil.
I never wanted this.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Hey, watch me dance.
Dammit, who left a lizard in the cell?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
We're the same person.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.
I feel heartbroken.
I'm going to need a chauffeur.
You hate me.
You never say what you're thinking.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are an inspiration.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Did you fart just now?
Be careful!
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can't find my bunny anywhere.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I want you to be incorruptible.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I know where you were.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'll open it.
I'm trying to leave.
I am going to the grand opening.
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
I have needs.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
A boy needs discipline.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I see you for who you are.
You dropped it.
Today is the day
You're crazy!
You are so nice to me.
We are kind.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Take this and pray.
I love spring in China.
Can I make it worse?
I have the card.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I need to tell you about Thursday.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
It's time to go to bed.
I feel impatient.
My life matters.
Who left a diet Pepsi in the dining room?
Take the drink and go.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I want that donkey out of my house!
Your cheeks have turned orange.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
We're going to need a ninja.
I'm the best missionary who ever lived.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want you to love me.
Let's get it
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Ha-cha-cha.
Please, wait here.
No one can ever know that I like you
You're a god.
I volunteer to go!
This is the perfect time to be amused.
It's not going to fit.
When the door opens, start singing.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I have money.
Open sesame.
I never really lived.
Can I make bread?
This room is bugged.
Your tongue has turned blue.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
I'm lucky.
I will always hate you.
Good luck!
You made me cry on purpose.
It's giving me a headache.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can offer you a job.
You will always need me.
We're going to need a knife.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I have to tell you about the the fort.
I knew you could turn things around.
I want that bear out of my car!
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You found it.
Get ready to die.
You are not my type.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
Who left a crab in the guest room?
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are an idiot.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs his friends.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
No one suspects a thing
I am going to the wedding.
I'm the only publisher who ever lived.
We need to stay.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Can I make a show?
You never listen.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I want you to marry me.
You should disown your father.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's not the right size.
I never killed anyone.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You're weird.
How much money do you have?
This looks peculiar.
You're going to need a wrench.
It's giving me grief.
You will always despise me.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I want you to be offended.
Less is more.
I can offer you a wine.
We're going to need a messenger.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Get ready to laugh.
I love fall in China.
You are my reason for living.
I have 20-20 vision.
I see you let yourself in.
Be yourself!
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I volunteer myself!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
It's not appropriate.
A girl needs confidence.
I am going to the funeral.
This room is unstable.
I'm trying to save you.
I'm the greatest judge on this planet
I want to tell you about the wizard.
You never take me seriously.
No one will ever know
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Your cheeks have turned black.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
We've only got one hope.
You should protect your mother.
I'm going to need a saw.
We should quit.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want that octopus out of my life!
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to be vindictive.
I can offer you a burger.
Please, stay where you are.
This is the right time to be alone.
This looks interesting.
Whoop-whoop.
I am patriotic.
You are a genius.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
Let's watch the game
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Am I under arrest, or not?
A girl needs her grandmother.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
You're going to need a dressmaker.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Hey, watch me smile.
Eating is all I can manage now.
I'm the worst bandit who ever lived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I have the scroll.
No one can ever know that you survived.
We are important.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I want you to stop me.
Good morning!
You could never despise me.
I want you to be mechanical.
I love summer in Brazil.
I feel amused.
How dare you smile at me!
You can have it.
I'll get it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm trying to care.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want that bunny out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I should vote.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I never wanted to die.
It's giving me hope.
Someone's watching us.
You deserve this
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
I am going to Christmas.
When the bell rings, start singing.
It's time to pack your bags.
I'm the worst composer who ever lived.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Your face has turned black.
Open the curtains.
You're going to need a goldsmith.
We need to help each other.
My life is over.
You're amazing!
I have the knife.
We've only got one bullet.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
You never do what I want.
Can I make a movie?
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Stop, in the name of the law.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I feel eager.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
A girl needs love.
I want to tell you about the slice of pizza.
Don't wait to be asked.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be personable.
Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I want that hamster out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Leave it until morning.
This is a day to remember
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I see you have done this before.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You are not my favourite.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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