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Don't just stand there.

This is the right time to be angry.

You reap what you sow.

Leave it to the professionals.

Let's watch TV!

Show me the ball.

No one will ever know

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Be safe!

I can't find my smoothie anywhere.

You're going to pay!

You're cursed.

Who left a rum and coke in the sauna?

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Did you eat while I was away?

We've only got one life.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

Take the drink and go.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

It's time to go.

I'm trying to believe you.

I want that goose out of my house!

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

We are tasteless.

I want you to read to me.

I have powers.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

We should hide.

We're ghosts.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I never felt so alone.

Stop, in the name of the law.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You devil!

Take this for luck.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I'm the worst gravedigger who ever lived.

My love, it's beautiful.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You never stop to think.

I see you smiling.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

We need to order pizza.

I'm a god.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I've reported it to the President.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Good night!

A girl needs love.

I am going to the party.

Give it here.

We're going to need a wrench.

I know more than you realise.

This room is bugged.

You are my only hope.

You can have it.

I can offer you a job.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

You should disown your mother.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Your nose has turned black.

It's almost over

You're going to need a sleuth.

Take the money and go.

I want you to be touchy.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I knew you could fix it.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Can I make the bed?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Get ready for this.

I'll get it.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Take this with you.

We're the same person.

I'm the only detective who ever lived.

Many hands make light work.

My life is cursed.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I have the need, the need for speed.

I am fanatical.

We're weird.

I never wanted to die.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

I love summer in China.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

How dare you look at me!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Leave it alone.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I want to tell you about the beer.

Open the door.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are an inspiration.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Please, stop smoking.

I want you to kiss me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You should write to your mother.

This looks suspicious.

Delivery!

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Let's eat

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want that bird out of my car!

You never have time for me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Don't get too close.

Take this with water.

Whoop-whoop.

We've only got one chance.

Can I make medicine?

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Your eyes have turned grey.

I'll sit on it.

You are my reason for living.

You burned it on purpose.

You want it.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You're a ghost.

It's not right.

I feel keen.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Good morning!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I have the card.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Open the curtains.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to be reactionary.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I'm the worst fishmonger who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Someone's locked the door.

I am terrible.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Dating is like doing housework...

This room is shrinking.

This looks great.

I'm trying to leave.

I love summer in Canada.

I want you to betray me.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Am I coming with you, or not?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a yak herder.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Let's drink

My life matters.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Take the piano and go.

This is the right time to be amused.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You can have too much of a good thing.

Your tongue has turned green.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I see you know what to do.

I feel sad.

Patriotism is like a mountain...

You should disown your father.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You angel!

You are so nice to me.

You never sing anymore.

I will always need you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Don't wait to be asked.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Maybe no one will notice

I've reported it to mother.

It's giving me grief.

Alright, who left a banana in the walk-in freezer?

I have money.

I want you to stop believing in me.

We are unpredicatable.

Open the window.

I have to tell you about the the pyramids.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It's time to make lunch.

I volunteer as tribute!

Please, don't take that.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be distracted.

Be better!

You need it.

Someone's listening.

Take the drink and die.

I am going to the funeral.

I'm the worst bodyguard on this planet

Throw it here.

How dare you smile at me!

I'll keep guard.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Hey, watch me move.

You should ask for more money.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You're a god.

I love winter in India.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I never really lived.

A boy needs his space.

I have the knife.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

I'm trying to understand.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

You should find your mother.

Sound the alarm!

You're never going to get away with this!

This room is unstable.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

My life is over.

You are my son.

You're weird.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Just try not to cry

I want you to be decisive.

We are discontented.

Who left a chair in the stable?

I can offer you a good price.

You are a twit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

Please, come in.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make time?

I have 20-20 vision.

No one can ever know the truth.

This looks peculiar.

I need to tell you about the bagel.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I feel strong.

Take this and pray.

You could never want me.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

You are not my type.

Did you eat just now?

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I know math.

You are so kind to me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I love summer in France.

We're gods.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want that owl out of my life!

I should go to the police.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Take the money and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

I can offer you a short black.

Get ready to dance.

This is a fine mess

Throw me the bratwurst.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Someone's watching us.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Please, don't eat that.

I'm trying to win.

I want you to clean up after me.

Just be yourself

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Who left a Powerade in the dining room?

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I have the gun.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Sorry, I have to take this.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

This room is haunted.

Drop it here.

My life means nothing.

You are a godsend.

I see you let yourself in.

It's time to go to bed.

We need to open it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pastor.

I have to tell you about the soda.

No rest for the wicked.

This looks interesting.

I want you to be trustworthy.

Let's dance

It's not yours.

I'm a ghost.

How dare you laugh at me!

We're going to need a lot of wine.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You should vote.

I love winter in Japan.

I can offer you an apple.

You are fanciful.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I want you to stop tricking me.

This is a day to remember

Someone's coming this way.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want that goldfish out of my room!

Don't ask any questions.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You should listen to your mother.

Get ready to die.

We're crazy.

Can I make pizza?

Am I dead, or not?

This is the worst time to be amused.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I have to tell you about Easter.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to document my trip to France.

Give me the can opener.

We've only got one of these.

A girl needs her space.

You will always despise me.

Today is the day

Fears are like chocolate...

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I have to tell you about the actor.

You never do what I want.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are my inspiration.

I feel sure.

Open it here.

You are an artist.

No one can ever know what we did.

I never gave up hope.

I can offer you a burger.

I want you to cook for me.

I have the time.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Your nose has turned purple.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I'm insignificant.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I love you.

I love summer in Japan.

Let's go

You are amused.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

We need to make better decisions.

Dammit, who left a spatula in the outhouse?

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be an entertainer.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I want that kitten out of my car!

I'm going to need a wrench.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

They know it was me

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Appearances can be deceptive.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I feel weak.

You're crazy!

Dating is like making a sandwich...

You never say what you're thinking.

It's not the right size.

Don't fool around.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You fascinate me.

A girl needs boundaries.

You are a thief.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Leave it until morning.

I want you to inspire me.

I'm lucky.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

Friendship is like a movie...

I am going to Thanksgiving.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

I am repressed.

You won't find it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I love spring in Switzerland.

You made me cry on purpose.

It's giving me a headache.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I know what to do.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I'm going to need a model.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

This is a fine ship

Alright, who left a banana in the garage?

Show no mercy

I want you to be miserly.

Can I make a deal?

No one can ever know that I escaped.

It's not open.

We need to play.

I volunteer to go!

We're going to need a hammer.

Don't upset your father, not now.

A boy needs love.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I should think about this.

You're really something!

This is the worst time to be alone.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This looks edible.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

You will always fascinate me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I see you have done this before.

I'm the best composer who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

I'll be here, if you need me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I love winter in Germany.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Someone's having a bad day.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

You never smile.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hand me the icecream.

I never could make up my mind.

You're lucky.

We are rational.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm going to need a can opener.

You're going to need a lot of help.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs confidence.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I feel bitter.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I am going to the grand opening.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Hey, watch me leave.

Did you get lucky today?

I can offer you a margarita.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I have to tell you about the Gatorade.

I want you to stop me.

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