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He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are a godsend.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This looks familiar.

We are dissonant.

I want you to read to me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Leave it until morning.

I know the future.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

We're gods.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I'll get ready.

You're a god.

When the door opens, start crying.

My life is cursed.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You could never despise me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You should disown your father.

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

Be better!

I have 20-20 vision.

You're going to need a busker.

You never listen.

I've reported it to mother.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

Can I make magic?

How dare you look at me!

Who left a teddy bear in the basement?

Why do you love me, so much?

Your lips have turned pink.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I love winter in Ireland.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Show me the cracker.

You devil!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Let's eat

I want you to be inhibited.

I want that chimpanzee out of my house!

We're insignificant.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I feel sexy.

This is a fine mess

I am going to Easter.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Hey, watch me smile.

Get ready for this.

All's well that ends well

Good luck!

Your nose has turned stripey.

I want you to inspire me.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

Whoop-whoop.

It's time to pack your bags.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You're going to need a spatula.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Stop, in the name of love.

I have the card.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

This looks interesting.

I hate you.

Take this with you.

Someone's coming this way.

Leave it here.

You are discreet.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

How dare you laugh at me!

This room is unstable.

It's giving me hope.

The early bird gets the worm.

You will always want me.

You are my favourite.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

No one can ever know the truth.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

I'm the only bricklayer on this planet

You broke the vase on purpose.

You're going to need a poet.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Can I make kimchi?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You are a genius.

Why do you tease me, so much?

She was unconscious when I found her.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's not dead.

You should protect your father.

Throw me the fork.

Good grief!

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're magnificent.

I'll listen.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.

Delivery!

We need to make a plan.

I see you know what to do.

My love, it's alive.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Sound the alarm!

I never hurt anybody.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I feel secretive.

Open the curtains.

My life means nothing.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the party.

Don't just stand there.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Please, stand.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

Who left a bike in the basement?

You're going to pay!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You are not my father.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Eating is good for the soul.

I am skinny.

You need it.

I have the time.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want that monkey out of my room!

I want you to love me.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I have money.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

It's not ready.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Your cheeks have turned white.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You never do what I want.

It's giving me a headache.

It's now or never

I can offer you a job.

We're the same person.

Ha-cha-cha.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Plug it in here.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Darling, it's beautiful.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm a ghost.

I want you to be amusing.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Take the drink and die.

Get ready, or get out.

This is a stick up.

Can I make connections?

We need to eat.

A girl needs her mother.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I never killed anyone.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Don't ask any questions.

We are stupid.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Who left a doll in the bathroom?

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Good night!

We've only got one chance.

You're amazing!

Let's watch the game

You are so good to me.

You fascinate me.

I know where you were.

We're going to need a can opener.

I love autumn in France.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I have the gun.

You're going to need a rabbi.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Am I dead, or not?

It's not the right size.

You know it.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Did you fart at work?

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

I'm the best oracle who ever lived.

This looks edible.

You are a twit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a graphic artist.

We're cursed.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I volunteer to go!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's giving me an error message.

I can offer you a martini.

This is a fine ship

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I feel energetic.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I want you to kiss me.

I have to tell you about the ale.

We need to open it.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Someone's listening.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

Take this for luck.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Darling, it's so juicy.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I've reported it to the President.

You are not my daughter.

You could never hate me.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I have the poem.

How much influence do you have?

I heard a voice coming from the barn.

Your eyes have turned grey.

We're going to need a shop assistant.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to be perplexed.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Take the drink and go.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I am going to the funeral.

Let's go

I want that turtle out of my life!

I'm alone in the universe.

Today is the day

I love spring in India.

It's your fault that the dog died.

My life matters.

It's time to go.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You never sing anymore.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Please, stop shouting.

Be safe!

Stop, in the name of the law.

Someone's in here.

Hand me the chicken wing.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I never loved you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I'm going to need a saw.

Open sesame.

You found it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'm a god.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I'm the greatest undertaker on this planet

Your fears are like chocolate...

We need to close it.

Leave it outside.

You are so kind to me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Am I coming with you, or not?

This looks nice.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I heard weeping coming from the basement.

Your tongue has turned white.

I feel miserable.

I want you to stop me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I want you to be uncaring.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I have the scroll.

It's going to be okay

Shrouds have no pockets.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Show me the apple.

It's time to go to bed.

You made me cry on purpose.

You are uncomplaining.

You are a poet.

We're ghosts.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Your ears have turned stripey.

I love autumn in India.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Please, give up while you can.

Put it here.

You never stop to think.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm the best plumber who ever lived.

I want to tell you about the bogeyman.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Take the piano and die.

Don't fool around.

I could never want you.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I want that crocodile out of my room!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I'll keep guard.

It's giving me grief.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I never really lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

No one can ever know that I like you

I want you to be sordid.

I want you to cook for me.

Let's drink

You will always despise me.

I see you for who you are.

Who left a bread-stick in the dungeon?

I love summer in Australia.

You should disown your mother.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

Can I make time?

Get ready to die.

Leave it to the professionals.

Please, stop laughing.

You are my son.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I know what to do.

We've only got one bullet.

You are not my favourite.

I have time.

The best is the enemy of the good.

I'm crazy.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You are a handsome devil.

Someone's locked the door.

Take the piano and leave.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You lost it.

I should hide.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I have to tell you about the the fort.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

We are easy.

I love autumn in England.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I never wanted to die.

I'm going to need a fork.

I will always love you.

Drop it here.

Just breathe

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I knew you could live like this.

You should write to your mother.

Hopes are like chocolate...

A girl needs her grandfather.

This room is bugged.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

Your face has turned pink.

I want that zebra out of my house!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I can offer you a burger.

You angel!

It's not easy.

We are enervated.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Hey, watch me leave.

Hand me the guitar.

Take the money and die.

We're going to need a translator.

I'm the worst researcher on this planet

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You are a thief.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

We should hide.

Can I make a kite?

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

You never smile.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

You are my daughter.

They know it was me

Let's play

Open the door.

I've reported it to the police.

Who left a rabbit in the dungeon?

I feel certain.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the centaur.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

When the bell rings, start singing.

You want it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I see you came prepared.

You're coming with me!

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

I am muddle-headed.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

I knew you could see it through.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I bet you know why I'm going.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

The truth is like a river...

I want you to stop following me.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I'm going to need a spatula.

Get ready to laugh.

We're going to need a surgeon.

Who left a hot dog in the kitchen?

You will always love me.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the crops died.

A boy needs his space.

You should call your father.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I could never despise you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Good morning!

Dying is like turning on a lamp...

I feel patriotic.

Please, give me that.

When the door opens, start singing.

I never wanted this.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I'll be here, if you need me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Your tongue has turned pink.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

This is the right time to be alone.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

I want you to be casual.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

This looks odd.

Leave it alone.

I knew you could survive.

Romance is like a camera...

I want you to look at me.

Your ears have turned black.

It has to work

I love summer in Japan.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.

You burned it on purpose.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Hey, watch me dance.

No one can ever know what we did.

I see you smiling.

Don't get too close.

I love you.

You want me.

We're going to need an astronaut.

You monster!

My love, it's so expensive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Who left a ball in the office?

Show me the spatula.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

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