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Be safe!

I could never hate you.

You made me cry on purpose.

We should go to the police.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I see you for who you are.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Who left a spatula in the laundry?

Open it here.

I want that frog out of my life!

You're never going to get away with this!

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Can I make bubbles?

You will always despise me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want you to stop lying to me.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

I'm weird.

Hey, watch me smile.

Your success is like a river...

Ha-cha-cha.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I love winter in Japan.

I can offer you a Pepsi.

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Am I dead, or not?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I'm the greatest undertaker who ever lived.

Take this for luck.

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

When the door opens, make a run for it.

You are a hero.

It's time to pack your bags.

We need to make a plan.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I volunteer as tribute!

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

You are so kind to me.

You never take me seriously.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Let's watch TV!

My life is a mystery.

I'm a god.

I'll listen.

You are my inspiration.

A boy needs boundaries.

Leave it outside.

We're the same person.

It's giving me a headache.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Please, don't drink that.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Darling, it's delicious.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I knew you could open it.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Good grief!

You should start a business.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I want you to stop following me.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Throw it here.

Can I make it right?

You will always need me.

You angel!

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

We've only got one option.

I want you to listen to me.

Don't fool around.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I'm trying to understand.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

I've reported it to the President.

When the door opens, start singing.

I'm no good.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Your ego is like a party...

I am going to Christmas.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I want you to be concerned.

This room is shrinking.

Delivery!

I'm the worst judge on this planet

You crashed the car on purpose.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

It's not ready.

You can't have it.

Hand me the bike.

Take the drink and go.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I never loved you.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Get ready to run.

We're ghosts.

Your face has turned green.

We are intelligent.

This is crazy

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

This looks familiar.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You are so nice to me.

Be yourself!

I'm going to need a musician.

You never stop to think.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'll help.

Please, tell me.

I know more than you realise.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Sound the alarm!

Why do you hate me, so much?

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Okay. Just do what I do.

It's time to make lunch.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Leave it to the professionals.

Take this and pray.

Who left a burger in the pantry?

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I heard a howl coming from the closet.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I want you to cook for me.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

You should ask your father.

My love, it's beautiful.

I want you to stop tricking me.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

You're a god.

You want me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Don't ask any questions.

You are a godsend.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I feel thrilled.

Whoop-whoop.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Throw me the wrench.

It's not in.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I'm the worst courier on this planet

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You're really something!

I'm going to need a fork.

I want you to be idealistic.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Open the bottle.

I am going to the party.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are so mean to me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I volunteer to eat it!

We're going to need a scientist.

I have faith.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You broke it.

This is a fine ship

You never do what I want.

We should ask for more money.

I love summer in India.

My life matters.

Someone's listening.

I just want a pinot. What's wrong with that?

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Good luck!

We need to open it.

Get ready to die.

You're a ghost.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Take the drink and leave.

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I've reported it to the police.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Can I make laughter?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Be careful!

You're alone in the universe.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Leave it here.

I feel concerned.

You are not my type.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I heard laughter coming from the basement.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

No one can ever know that you survived.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

Your sorrow is like a party...

I am going to the wedding.

They know it was me

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I have the knife.

Money makes the world go round.

Give me the hammer.

Did you get lucky just now?

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We've only got one life.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wedding planner.

A girl needs a job.

We are devious.

I want you to marry me.

Open the curtains.

When the party starts, start crying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

It's not appropriate.

You burned it on purpose.

Let's get it

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You never have time for me.

This is the right time to be alone.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

I can offer you a mojito.

Can I make it count?

Who left a celery stick in the sauna?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Your tongue has turned black.

How dare you laugh at me!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I love fall in India.

You're going to need a truck driver.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I'll watch.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

You should protect your father.

Please, stop shouting.

We're gods.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I see you smiling.

I know math.

You monster!

I want you to stop believing in me.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Take the drink and die.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

I could never need you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm the only illustrator who ever lived.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Someone's in here.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

You're under arrest!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Learning is like opening a window...

When the door opens, start crying.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Am I under arrest, or not?

I never listened.

You want it.

We're going to need a spatula.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

My love, it's so juicy.

Who left a doll in the attic?

Good night!

I want to tell you about the spring-roll.

We are reflective.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You never call me.

You need me.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I love summer in Switzerland.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Give me the slice of pizza.

It's giving me an error message.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I want that rat out of my car!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are an idiot.

Get ready, or get out.

Please, listen to me.

I can offer you a 7-up.

I volunteer myself!

Defeat is like a piano...

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to kiss me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I'm alone in the universe.

You're going to need a pirate.

A boy needs his friends.

I feel independent.

Just try not to cry

It's your fault that the train was late.

Let's dance

We need to stay.

Someone's having a bad day.

Can I make amends?

How dare you smile at me!

You devil!

I should hide.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

Be better!

We're going to need a lot of water.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Alright, who left a wrench in the office?

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

It's time to go to bed.

Give it here.

You are a genius.

It's giving me grief.

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...

You're going down!

I'm the worst monk on this planet

I will always need you.

Your face has turned stripey.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

This looks interesting.

Open the door.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I want you to help me.

I'm special.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You're going to need a psychiatrist.

I want you to be leisurely.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

When the party starts, start singing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's not working.

Take this with water.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make music?

We need to play.

I love summer in China.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

Darling, it's alive.

Take the piano and go.

Show me the carrot.

You dropped it.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

We should start a business.

I heard a sound coming from the dining room.

Please, don't take that.

You should call your father.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I'm trying to open it.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

I feel brave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I know who you are.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I'm going to need a spatula.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Hey, watch me dance.

I hate you.

I have 20-20 vision.

Who left a doll in the laundry?

I never felt so alone.

I want you to be well-read.

I can't find my soda anywhere.

Take this with you.

Don't just stand there.

When the party starts, remain calm.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I see you came prepared.

I'm a ghost.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You are an inspiration.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

Can I make a home?

This is a fine mess

I have the gun.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Give me the spoon.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I love winter in Spain.

You're amazing!

You could never want me.

You deserve this

I never gave up hope.

Don't upset your father, not now.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Please, stop laughing.

We are grand.

I want that whale out of my car!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We should pay the bill.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

This looks bad.

My life is cursed.

Open sesame.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I am going to the funeral.

This room is bugged.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

If you don't want it, put it back.

When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.

It's time to go.

You never say what you're thinking.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

We've only got one bullet.

Dating is like fixing a computer...

I want you to be resourceful.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Darling, it's so shiny.

Take the money and leave.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Can I make lunch?

I have money.

I'm the greatest referee who ever lived.

I volunteer to go!

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I'll get it.

It's giving me hope.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Throw me the kebab.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are touchy.

I feel forgetful.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Who left a spring-roll in the bedroom?

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I need you.

I am going to Easter.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Plug it in here.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

I need to tell you about the Heaven.

Take the money and die.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are a twit.

Can I make friends?

You should call your mother.

Good morning!

Get ready to laugh.

I see you are thinking.

You are my love.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

You're cursed.

Open the window.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Today is the day

I want that tortoise out of my life!

This is a day to remember

I've reported it to mother.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's alive.

I'm going to need a percussionist.

I can offer you a good price.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I have to tell you about Monday.

I want you to be certain.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

We're going to need a can opener.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

No one can ever know that I like to dance

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