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It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I want you to stop loving me.
You need it.
This looks familiar.
We're gods.
I could never want you.
I am flamboyant.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Get ready to dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take this with water.
I want you to be impatient.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I feel positive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Someone's coming this way.
You could never fascinate me.
You are a poet.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me dance.
You should listen to your father.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Death is like a bar of soap...
I never wanted to die.
Did you get lucky last night?
Good luck!
You're insignificant.
Don't fool around.
I am going to the grand opening.
You never take me seriously.
Hand me the fork.
This room is bugged.
This is a fine mess
Can I make a treehouse?
You're a god.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Leave it to the professionals.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to marry me.
I'll listen.
Be safe!
Open the bottle.
Time to shine
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have faith.
I'm the worst hypnotist on this planet
Let's go
You should start a business.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You're going to need a coroner.
No one can ever know that I was here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dogcatcher.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Take the drink and die.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to stop following me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
We're ghosts.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to be beautiful.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Leave it here.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
My love, it's so expensive.
Okay, who left a seal in the guest room?
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I can't find my ale anywhere.
I can offer you a long white.
You burned it on purpose.
You are so mean to me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
It's not for sale.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I love you.
I've reported it to the President.
We've only got one chance.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
This room is haunted.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
This is the right time to be happy.
Please, stop crying.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Take this for luck.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are a thief.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
We're going to need a can opener.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I have a secret.
I should vote.
My life is over.
Sound the alarm!
You are the best person I have ever met.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It's giving me grief.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Ha-cha-cha.
You love me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Leave it outside.
I'll open it.
I want that shark out of my house!
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know what we did.
It's not appropriate.
I feel tense.
I want you to be unhappy.
You broke it.
How dare you smile at me!
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
My love, it's so juicy.
We need to make a plan.
I am going to Easter.
You made me cry on purpose.
You are subtle.
Let's play
I knew you could turn things around.
I see you let yourself in.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I can offer you a carrot.
Give me the fork.
I will always love you.
Am I dead, or not?
Can I make dessert?
You never call me.
You deserve this
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
This is a fine ship
I want you to clean up after me.
Your nose has turned yellow.
Hey, watch me leave.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You're going to need a hammer.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are so kind to me.
We've only got one of these.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You will always hate me.
I never loved you.
Open the door.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
You're going down!
We're crazy.
This looks edible.
Good morning!
I want to tell you about the party.
I want that fox out of my house!
I know more than you realise.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It's time to go.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Did you get lucky just now?
A girl needs money.
This room is shrinking.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Get ready to die.
Why do you love me, so much?
Knitting is all I can manage now.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
I want you to be possessive.
I volunteer myself!
I love winter in Japan.
You are an artist.
I want to tell you about the pegasus.
You won't find it.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Stop, in the name of love.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I want you to love me.
You should listen to your mother.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Whatever happens, don't panic
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Who left a chardonnay in the armory?
I can't find my ball anywhere.
I'm a god.
We should vote.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I'll sit on it.
Did you get lucky today?
I see you know what to do.
Open the curtains.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We are subtle.
Hand me the can opener.
I never felt so alone.
You're going to need a shovel.
I feel jolly.
Put it here.
You are my teacher.
You monster!
We've only got one bullet.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm crazy.
I'm the only chef on this planet
I can offer you a soda.
Good grief!
Sorry, I have to take this.
Let's watch the game
I bet you know why I'm here.
You can't have it.
Delivery!
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks interesting.
We need to eat.
No one can ever know that I like you
Your ego is like a guitar...
Please, tell me.
I volunteer as tribute!
I could never hate you.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
My life is a mystery.
Your face has turned green.
I want you to kiss me.
I want you to be sadistic.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Just be yourself
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Don't ask any questions.
You should call your father.
You never do what I want.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I should start a business.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Leave it alone.
You are a handsome devil.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Fears are like marshmallows...
Take the piano and leave.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I have the knife.
I have powers.
I feel funny.
I want that lamb out of my life!
My love, it's delicious.
I knew you could live like this.
Give me the guitar.
Throw it here.
I'm the greatest navigator who ever lived.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You angel!
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Someone's having a bad day.
I volunteer to eat it!
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
How much luck do you have?
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You found it.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I heard laughter coming from the office.
Can I make certain?
You're going to pay!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Be yourself!
I never gave up hope.
I love summer in America.
It's time to pack your bags.
We need to help each other.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Hey, watch me move.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Take the piano and go.
This is a stick up.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
When the lights go out, start singing.
You never say what you're thinking.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I have the will.
I am mannerless.
A girl needs confidence.
I want that monkey out of my room!
My love, it's so shiny.
I've reported it to the police.
Did you fart yesterday?
I know the future.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
This looks odd.
I'm trying to believe you.
We're lucky.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Okay, who left a cocktail in the pantry?
I want you to be freewheeling.
Can I make love?
Give me the slice of pizza.
My life means nothing.
You are so good to me.
I want you to help me.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Luck is like a river...
You can do this
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
I'm the best clown on this planet
I see you smiling.
It's time to go to bed.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Someone's listening.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I am going to the party.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I want you.
Be careful!
You are youthful.
When the bell rings, start crying.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Don't get too close.
I knew you could open it.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
This looks nice.
Who left a can opener in the cell?
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
We're going to need a spatula.
Please, stop laughing.
Open the window.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
I have the letter.
I need to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
I feel decadent.
I'll wait here.
This is a day to remember
You are my favourite.
You're really something!
Good night!
Your ears have turned red.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
My life is cursed.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Youth is wasted on the young.
I see you have done this before.
I want you to read to me.
You're going to need a lot of water.
It's not yours.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're a ghost.
Throw me the spring-roll.
Darling, it's dead.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Fear is like an ocean...
We've only got one hope.
I could never despise you.
You are not my conscience.
When I was little, I wanted to be a physician.
You never sing anymore.
This looks wrong.
I never could make up my mind.
We're going to need a rat catcher.
I'm no good.
This room is unstable.
Fears are like chocolate...
You can have it.
I love summer in Ireland.
It's giving me an error message.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are my sunshine.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I have the poem.
Who left a wrench in the office?
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
I can't find my room anywhere.
I want that camel out of my life!
I feel hopeful.
You are so nice to me.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
Someone's locked the door.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
It's not open.
I see you came prepared.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
You are a genius.
Can I make a yurt?
I'm a ghost.
You are earthy.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Give me the candy-bar.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
Take the money and go.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
A girl needs her friends.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'm the best social worker on this planet
You should make peace with your mother.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Did you eat at work?
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I knew you could fix it.
I want you to inspire me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I can offer you a pickle.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You should ask for more money.
We need to unite.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Drop it here.
Please, stay where you are.
You are my reason for living.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.
Open your heart.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to be resourceful.
I see you are thinking.
You're magnificent.
All's well that ends well
Dying is like applying for a job...
You dropped it.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Take the drink and go.
You are not my daughter.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Can I make fudge?
Your face has turned yellow.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can offer you a good price.
Hand me the spoon.
Okay, who left an ale in the laundry?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
How much time do you have?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I am formal.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm the best firefighter on this planet
I want you to document my trip to England.
I want you to hold me.
Let's dance
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I love fall in India.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Be better!
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are my love.
I heard a noise coming from the closet.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I should ask for more money.
I want that lion out of my room!
When I was little, I wanted to be a courier.
Get ready to laugh.
I want to tell you about the cell.
It's giving me hope.
I'll keep guard.
An army marches on its stomach.
I feel tenacious.
You will always love me.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Take the money and leave.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We're the same person.
Can I make money?
Hey, watch me smile.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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