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My love, it's beautiful.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Delivery!

I should ask for more money.

I love spring in Ireland.

I want that elephant out of my car!

I feel worked up.

I am going to the party.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Get ready to die.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Stop, in the name of the law.

I have money.

I can't find my coffee anywhere.

Alright, who left a beer in the attic?

We need to open it.

I want you to help me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Hand me the bread-stick.

We are warm.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm trying to open it.

Sound the alarm!

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Can I make soup?

Hey, watch me smile.

I volunteer myself!

I see you let yourself in.

I'm going to need a can opener.

It's time to make lunch.

We're gods.

I can offer you a Bud Light.

This is a fine ship

I've reported it to Interpol.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I never gave up hope.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You could never need me.

Be yourself!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I have to tell you about the pantry.

Please, come closer.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I can offer you a good price.

We've only got one bullet.

We're insignificant.

I have the gun.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Don't ask any questions.

It's giving me hope.

Someone's coming this way.

I'll wait here.

You are a thief.

You are so kind to me.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Today is the day

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

Take the drink and leave.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I want you to be hateful.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

A girl needs her father.

Birds of a feather flock together.

You're going to pay!

Did you fart at work?

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I will always hate you.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Plug it in here.

Good morning!

We should ask for more money.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I've reported it to the police.

Take this and pray.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Open your heart.

I want you to stop me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're a ghost.

Whoop-whoop.

I volunteer to eat it!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Give me the burger.

I'm the only taxi-driver who ever lived.

You angel!

My life matters.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are my love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This looks edible.

I have the will.

I want you to stop loving me.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I'm going to need an assassin.

You are so good to me.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I never listened.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

You are not my father.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You can have it.

Who left a hammer in the garage?

I see you every day.

I want you to be sensual.

We need to play.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Good grief!

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

Someone's locked the door.

Please, stand.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Drop it here.

My love, it's so juicy.

We're ghosts.

I will always want you.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Did you eat just now?

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

You're amazing!

I know more than you realise.

This room is haunted.

I want you to marry me.

I knew you could turn things around.

How dare you look at me!

We're going to need a lot of friends.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Be better!

He was unconscious when I found him.

Can I make believe?

I can offer you a job.

It's giving me an error message.

Get ready for this.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are an idiot.

You never sing anymore.

I want to tell you about the pickle.

Pride comes before a fall.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

Leave it until morning.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You're going to need a jockey.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I see you know what to do.

I want you to be regimental.

I heard a sound coming from the sauna.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

You broke it.

Ha-cha-cha.

Open the door.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I feel excited.

Gardening is good for the soul.

We've only got one hope.

I'm the only locksmith who ever lived.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Stop, in the name of love.

I am going to the wedding.

We should go to the police.

It was your fault that the game sucked.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

I knew you could make up your mind.

Put it here.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm special.

We need to make out.

My life is cursed.

We're going to need a shovel.

Hand me the ukulele.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Get ready to laugh.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You never take me seriously.

Who left a spoon in the laundry?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This room is unstable.

I hate you.

Take this with you.

I have powers.

Can I make amends?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You should ask your father.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Please, be careful.

Hey, watch me leave.

Victory is like a movie...

I want that zebra out of my life!

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Take the piano and leave.

You are a genius.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

A girl needs her grandmother.

It's not yours.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to inspire me.

Leave it alone.

I'm the greatest butcher on this planet

You are so nice to me.

I have the time.

We're going to need a burglar.

Open sesame.

I can offer you a muffin.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

You are tough.

We need to go.

Get ready, or get out.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Your tongue has turned pink.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I am going to the grand opening.

This is a stick up.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I feel certain.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Am I dead, or not?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I knew you could live like this.

Can I make it count?

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Learning is like opening a window...

I know the future.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Let's drink

You never say what you're thinking.

This room is shrinking.

I see you are thinking.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

You're alone in the universe.

You want it.

No one suspects a thing

You're a god.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I despise you.

I want you to be erratic.

I'm the only matador on this planet

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

My life is over.

This looks interesting.

You are a godsend.

A girl needs her mother.

You want me.

I want that cow out of my room!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You're under arrest!

We need to make better decisions.

I can offer you a Heineken.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Who left a gin and tonic in the living room?

You should call your mother.

Give it here.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I know where you were.

Hey, watch me dance.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Show me the doll.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Please, give up while you can.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I want you to stop tickling me.

You are benevolent.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Take the money and leave.

Running for office is like writing a shopping list...

It has to work

We're the same person.

You are my sunshine.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I have needs.

No one can ever know the truth.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I should go to the police.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

I'll get ready.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You burned it on purpose.

You never listen.

You devil!

Someone's listening.

I want you to be predatory.

Let's dance

You despise me.

Did you eat this morning?

You are so mean to me.

I knew you could open it.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to clean up after me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's not heavy.

You are appreciative.

Who left a juice in the garage?

You're going to need a lot of water.

We've only got one option.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You lost it.

I'm the greatest taxi-driver who ever lived.

I volunteer as tribute!

It's giving me grief.

I love fall in England.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I'll help.

I want that cat out of my car!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Open the curtains.

A fish always rots from the head.

Just be yourself

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I'm going to need a broker.

Take this for luck.

I have time.

Can I make it through?

I heard a voice coming from the dining room.

You should ask for more money.

I feel passionate.

You're special.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I bet you know why I'm here.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

A girl needs confidence.

Leave it to the professionals.

I've reported it to mother.

We need to stop.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I volunteer to go!

I'm the best chauffeur who ever lived.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

This looks odd.

I am good-natured.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

We've only got one life.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

It's not alive.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Take the money and go.

I can't find my Heineken anywhere.

I want that bear out of my life!

You can't have it.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Don't just stand there.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Can I make animal sounds?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Who left a fork in the stable?

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her space.

You should find your father.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

We should start a business.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

You're magnificent.

I know what to do.

Please, come in.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

You are a poet.

I never could make up my mind.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

We need to close it.

I feel determined.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

I want you to be strong-willed.

We're going to need a cook.

I could never hate you.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

Leave it outside.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

Be safe!

You never call me.

This is a day to remember

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Your tongue has turned white.

I'll sit on it.

Someone's in here.

Good night!

This looks great.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

It's not ready.

You dropped it.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I'm the best dictator who ever lived.

It's time to pack your bags.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I have the scroll.

I want you to read to me.

It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

We're no good.

How dare you smile at me!

I have to tell you about the sphinx.

It's going to be okay

Let's eat

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I'm going to need a knife.

Who left a bratwurst in the library?

Worrying never did anyone any good.

You could never hate me.

Did you eat while I was away?

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I'm a ghost.

You're going to need a lot of help.

I can offer you a water.

Can I make it work?

My life means nothing.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fashion designer.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs discipline.

You're going to need a teacher.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I know who you are.

I want that goose out of my life!

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want to tell you about the bathroom.

I never hurt anybody.

No one will ever know

When the party starts, start crying.

Dating is like doing the shopping...

I feel tense.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I heard a howl coming from the corridor.

Let's go

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Your nose has turned grey.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want you to be lousy.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

We're going to need a spy.

Darling, it's so expensive.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

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