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You monster!
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I've reported it to the press.
Maybe no one will notice
I'm the greatest deputy on this planet
Throw me the hammer.
I know math.
Hey, watch me dance.
You could never need me.
I want you to look at me.
You're a ghost.
Someone's in here.
You are my inspiration.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want you to be fuming.
I feel wonderful.
This room is bugged.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I will always want you.
Take this and pray.
My life is cursed.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're gods.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
We should vote.
You should ask your mother.
Good morning!
We've only got one life.
I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.
The age of miracles is past.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Leave it outside.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're coming with me!
Let's get it
Can I make kimchi?
I'm lucky.
I never killed anyone.
This is a stick up.
You crashed the car on purpose.
A boy needs discipline.
It's giving me an error message.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's time to pack your bags.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I'm going to need a cosmonaut.
It's your fault that the dog died.
We're going to need a saw.
Your lips have turned blue.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
Delivery!
How dare you look at me!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You want it.
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
I love spring in Spain.
You are so mean to me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I see you every day.
Take the piano and die.
Who left a ball in the bedroom?
You fascinate me.
How much money do you have?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
You are a godsend.
Take this for luck.
I feel sentimental.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I volunteer myself!
I'm trying to open it.
I am going to the funeral.
Get ready to dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a spelunker.
I can offer you a good price.
This looks odd.
I have the letter.
I want to tell you about the bread-stick.
This room is unstable.
Open sesame.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Please, come closer.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Good night!
I want you to marry me.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
This is a fine mess
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I could never want you.
Did you eat this morning?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
We're alone in the universe.
I want you to be clever.
My life means nothing.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I love fall in China.
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
It's not dead.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Leave it alone.
It's time to make lunch.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You should ask your father.
Be yourself!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's giving me grief.
Hey, watch me smile.
I'll help.
You won't find it.
We need to eat.
I know what happened.
You never take me seriously.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
Patience is a virtue
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Who left a saw in the laundry?
Give me the screwdriver.
Take the money and leave.
I am going to the wedding.
You are not my son.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I want that fox out of my house!
We're going to need a technician.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Throw it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I feel elated.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
We are practical.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
My life is a mystery.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I could never hate you.
Please, stop laughing.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Someone's watching us.
You should vote.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
You hate me.
I want you to be good-natured.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
We're insignificant.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
You are so good to me.
You're going to need a can opener.
I see you came prepared.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You're under arrest!
I have a secret.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Get ready for this.
I'm trying to leave.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You never stop to think.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We need to unite.
How dare you smile at me!
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Let's go
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Can I make each day count?
Fears are like spaghetti...
This is a day to remember
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are not my daughter.
I want that beaver out of my car!
This is the perfect time to be happy.
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's not going to fit.
Your nose has turned green.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are my mother.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
This looks interesting.
My love, it's beautiful.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Why do you tease me, so much?
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
We are political.
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I see you for who you are.
I will always need you.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Open it here.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You need me.
A girl needs her grandfather.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I heard a howl coming from the guest room.
I'm going to need a juggler.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
We're the same person.
Time to shine
I know who you are.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Who left a bread-stick in the basement?
I'm trying to save you.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'll keep guard.
We're going to need a knife.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Can I make mistakes?
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Be better!
How much luck do you have?
I have lost the will to live.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Leave it to the professionals.
Good grief!
I'm a ghost.
You are an inspiration.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I'm the only weaver on this planet
I've reported it to the President.
I volunteer to go!
Sound the alarm!
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I can't find my deer anywhere.
Your nose has turned black.
I feel timid.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I have the knife.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's time to go to bed.
I am thoughtless.
This looks edible.
A girl needs confidence.
Please, don't eat that.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I never gave up hope.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Let's play
Am I under arrest, or not?
Someone's coming this way.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Take the drink and go.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Dying is like making a salad...
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I love winter in Antarctica.
This is the right time to be happy.
Alright, who left a bike in the living room?
When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.
I want you to be discreet.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
It's not easy.
You never say what you're thinking.
We're going to need a bodyguard.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
It's giving me hope.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You should protect your father.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I am going to the grand opening.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You're magnificent.
I can't find my giraffe anywhere.
I've reported it to the police.
Whoop-whoop.
I'm trying to understand.
I want you to betray me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
This room is haunted.
You broke it.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You are a twit.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Get ready to die.
I want that monkey out of my life!
Today is the day
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
Let's dance
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Your ego is like a piano...
Take this with you.
Did you fart today?
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are cooperative.
Give me the bread-stick.
Who left a Powerade in the office?
I'm a god.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
A boy needs a job.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I want you to be driven.
Time is money.
You could never want me.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
This is the right time to be amused.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Can I make it happen?
She was unconscious when I found her.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I want you to cook for me.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Be safe!
You dropped it.
You angel!
Find some proof that she deceived you.
This is a fine ship
I feel humiliated.
How dare you laugh at me!
You're going to need a wrench.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
You're going to need a drummer.
You are a genius.
I'll get ready.
I see you have done this before.
Please, stop doing that.
I never listened.
You're amazing!
We need to fight.
I have the scroll.
You never have time for me.
Throw me the guitar.
Take the piano and leave.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Life is like an autumn day...
You're a god.
We are deceitful.
A boy needs money.
Your face has turned black.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Eating is good for the soul.
Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...
Am I coming with you, or not?
Someone's listening.
We're crazy.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Can I make a contribution?
I can offer you a job.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I knew you could live like this.
I want you.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
You can have it.
Who left a chair in the dining room?
Dreams are like chocolate...
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
This looks wrong.
You are not my favourite.
I'm going to need a saw.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I need to tell you about Monday.
Don't get too close.
Dare to dream
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I heard laughter coming from the stable.
You will always need me.
Let's drink
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to stop lying to me.
You are a liar.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
My love, it's dead.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I love autumn in Germany.
I want that horse out of my house!
Drop it here.
I am disturbing.
Stop, in the name of love.
Throw me the umbrella.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I need to tell you about the bathroom.
We're ghosts.
Your face has turned grey.
I volunteer to eat it!
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I despise you.
No one can ever know the truth.
Someone's locked the door.
This room is shrinking.
You are my son.
We're cursed.
You're going to need a pilot.
Please, be careful.
A girl needs money.
You are not my father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
You deserve this
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
Can I make history?
Who left a fork in the dining room?
It's not right.
I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.
Open the bottle.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Take the piano and go.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Leave it here.
Give me the knife.
I have the time.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
You should find your mother.
Did you eat yesterday?
I love winter in Spain.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I should go to the police.
You devil!
It's your fault that the label came off.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I have to tell you about the croissant.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Dancing is good for the soul.
You found it.
I could never despise you.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You love me.
You're lucky.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
Don't wait to be asked.
A boy needs his friends.
We're going to need an athlete.
You are artful.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
When the lights go out, start singing.
Am I dead, or not?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I feel paranoid.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
You're going down!
I see you are thinking.
I want you to be silly.
This looks great.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's not ready.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
I can offer you a pickle.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
Did you eat last night?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Give it here.
I'll open it.
You know it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Slow but sure.
It's time to go.
Hey, watch me move.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Please, lie down.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't ask any questions.
I need you.
I want that pony out of my house!
A girl needs a job.
I should start a business.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Open your heart.
We are offensive.
We need to order pizza.
Your cheeks have turned white.
I want you to kill me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Who left a macchiato in the kitchen?
You should listen to your mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I want you to document my trip to India.
No one suspects a thing
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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