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I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Leave it outside.
Be better!
Okay. Just do what I do.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
It's not easy.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I want you to stop loving me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I want that owl out of my room!
It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the well.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You're a god.
I am liberated.
My life is over.
This is a stick up.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
We're gods.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
You are an inspiration.
You're amazing!
Don't get too close.
Am I coming with you, or not?
This looks interesting.
Did you get lucky at work?
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to marry me.
I feel frisky.
Take this and pray.
You should find your father.
I want you to be free and easy.
They know it was me
You are so nice to me.
I've reported it to the police.
I want to tell you about the demon.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are not my daughter.
Who left a spatula in the studio?
I volunteer to eat it!
I am going to Christmas.
Good morning!
A girl needs boundaries.
When I was little, I wanted to be a librarian.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You're magnificent.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I never really lived.
I love summer in India.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I have the will.
The first thing to consider is safety.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are my reason for living.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Stop, in the name of love.
You're going to need a bodyguard.
I need you.
How dare you smile at me!
You hate me.
Get ready to run.
We've only got one bullet.
I can offer you a good price.
Take the drink and leave.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I can offer you a banana milkshake.
You need it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Your lips have turned spotted.
Someone's locked the door.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I'm a god.
It's not appropriate.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
This room is shrinking.
We need to stay.
I'll help.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
You should disown your mother.
Dare to dream
I want you to stop smelling me.
Give it here.
This looks wrong.
Be careful!
I want that elephant out of my house!
Fears are like spaghetti...
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You are a twit.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to hold me.
I feel maternal.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Can I make a kite?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I love winter in England.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
You're going to need a builder.
Good things come to those who wait.
You are so kind to me.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm alone in the universe.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of the law.
Let's drink
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Please, don't drink that.
You never do what I want.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You're a ghost.
It's time to go.
It's not alive.
When the party starts, start singing.
I'm the worst police officer who ever lived.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Darling, it's delicious.
Your face has turned orange.
I see you are thinking.
We're the same person.
I want you to be sporting.
I have a secret.
Hand me the umbrella.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Take the piano and go.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Buying a house is like writing a job application...
I can offer you a croissant.
You found it.
It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This room is haunted.
A boy needs a job.
I have the knife.
I could never want you.
Can I make it matter?
You could never hate me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Leave it alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
We've only got one chance.
I want that crocodile out of my room!
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
We're going to need a wrench.
It's not for sale.
How much time do you have?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm a ghost.
I've reported it to mother.
I feel lazy.
This is the right time to be happy.
Let's dance
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You should listen to your mother.
Just be yourself
No one can ever know that I was here.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
We should think about this.
I love summer in England.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
You're going to need a scientist.
Paddle your own canoe.
It's time to pack your bags.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
You angel!
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I see you let yourself in.
Don't ask any questions.
Good grief!
This looks nice.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I can offer you a Pepsi.
I knew you could see it through.
I am mournful.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Take this for luck.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Someone's listening.
You lost it.
Did you fart yesterday?
Get ready, or get out.
I'm the worst servant on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
This room is bugged.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I want that lobster out of my house!
I have faith.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I want to tell you about the zombie.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You are my father.
We've only got one hope.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to stop questioning me.
It's giving me hope.
I have the gun.
I love spring in China.
It's not ready.
We need to fight.
You are a hero.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
Who left a sandwich in the closet?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Life is like a piano...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
When the door opens, hide.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you about Easter.
My love, it's beautiful.
You monster!
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I never felt so alone.
I can offer you a banana.
It's almost over
Please, stop doing that.
Can I make mistakes?
You're insignificant.
Delivery!
I despise you.
I want you to be young.
A boy needs discipline.
I can't find my coffee anywhere.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I've reported it to the press.
Sound the alarm!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
We're going to need a spoon.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I have lost the will to live.
I feel dejected.
I see you have done this before.
Be yourself!
You made me cry on purpose.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
We've only got one life.
Let's go
You're going to need an artist.
Hey, watch me move.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Show me the apple.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I need to tell you about the the North Pole.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Get ready to dance.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
This is a fine mess
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Open the curtains.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
My life matters.
It's not the right size.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We need to order pizza.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want that kitten out of my house!
Don't upset your father, not now.
No one will ever know
You should call your father.
You are a thief.
A boy needs his mother.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I never hurt anybody.
Who left a bike in the kitchen?
Someone's coming this way.
Don't fool around.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
You never call me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I'm going to need a fork.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
You can have it.
You're crazy.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You are my mother.
Please, don't take that.
Finding a job is like making bread...
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I am going to the funeral.
You're crazy!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I volunteer as tribute!
Take the drink and die.
We are self-reliant.
I will always want you.
It's time to go to bed.
Let's watch TV!
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I want you to stop lying to me.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
I can offer you a Guinness.
You are so good to me.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Your tongue has turned purple.
You should ask your father.
Okay, who left an icecream in the bathroom?
I want you to be pleased.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You're going to need a singer.
I want you to cook for me.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.
I want that raccoon out of my room!
Just try not to cry
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
This looks great.
Eating is good for the soul.
I'll sit on it.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
We need to open it.
You are not my mother.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
Please, stop shouting.
I love winter in Germany.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Take the piano and leave.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm the worst DJ on this planet
You never stop to think.
I see you every day.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
We're cursed.
I know what happened.
I knew you could survive.
Hand me the wrench.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You want it.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I hate you.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
You will always fascinate me.
I want you to be anxious.
I never listened.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
This is a fine ship
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I want you to stop looking at me.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
How dare you look at me!
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This is crazy
You're going to need a lot of nails.
I feel decisive.
A girl needs her mother.
You're going to need a hammer.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I see you smiling.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
Let's play
Leave it to the professionals.
You should protect your father.
Don't wait to be asked.
Dammit, who left an umbrella in the barn?
You are my son.
We need to eat.
I'm the worst busker on this planet
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
I am tough.
No one can ever know what we did.
Put it here.
I'm cursed.
When the bell rings, start crying.
It's not heavy.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I have powers.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
When I was little, I wanted to be a bandit.
My love, it's so shiny.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
Open the door.
Hand me the screwdriver.
I want that cat out of my car!
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
You dropped it.
Get ready to laugh.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's giving me an error message.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Can I make money?
You should vote.
You could never fascinate me.
I have to tell you about the elf.
This room is unstable.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's time to make lunch.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I'm trying to help.
We're going to need an impersonator.
Wonders will never cease.
Hey, watch me dance.
A boy needs love.
Just breathe
You're special.
I have needs.
I want you to be disappointed.
I want you to document my trip to America.
You're never going to get away with this!
You're going to need a lot of glue.
You are secretive.
You know it.
I am going to the party.
Can I make it up?
How much luck do you have?
When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I feel thankful.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I knew you could open it.
I'm the greatest sleuth on this planet
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Did you eat this morning?
Darling, it's so shiny.
How dare you laugh at me!
Someone's having a bad day.
Your tongue has turned white.
You never say what you're thinking.
I want you to stop following me.
I'll get it.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I have the time.
I want to tell you about the another dimension.
I want that seal out of my house!
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I should think about this.
Throw me the bagel.
We're crazy.
Good luck!
We need to unite.
I want you to read to me.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
I'm trying to understand.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I want you to be woeful.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You're coming with me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You're going to need a choreographer.
Did you eat at work?
Your eyes have turned orange.
I am regretful.
You are a genius.
Take the money and leave.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Can I make the world better?
Please, give me that.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I'm the worst priest who ever lived.
I never loved you.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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