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I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's giving me an error message.
I'm a ghost.
Don't fool around.
Open the curtains.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You are a liar.
I know where you were.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
We've only got one option.
I will always hate you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Take the money and leave.
I have powers.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You should protect your father.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You won't find it.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Who left a can opener in the basement?
I feel brave.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Take this and pray.
I love fall in Australia.
Be safe!
I want you to be impersonal.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You're going to need a shipwright.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Okay. Just do what I do.
My life means nothing.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I never hurt anybody.
Please, lie down.
Good night!
I want you to betray me.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Someone's coming this way.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I am going to the party.
Hey, watch me smile.
Why do you love me, so much?
I can't find my knife anywhere.
We're gods.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You're lucky.
Sound the alarm!
You should listen to your father.
We've only got one hope.
When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.
Let's get it
No one can ever know that you can dance.
This is the right time to be angry.
This is a stick up.
We are whimsical.
Patience is a virtue
I want to tell you about the merlot.
A boy needs boundaries.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Can I make it fun?
I'm trying to care.
I'll wait here.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Whoop-whoop.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I need to tell you about Monday.
I love autumn in Japan.
Open your heart.
I knew you could turn things around.
I feel surprised.
Alright, who left a spring-roll in the lobby?
Your cheeks have turned white.
Don't get too close.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Be better!
You will always need me.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
My life is over.
I want you to be upright.
This looks nice.
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Take the drink and die.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You're alone in the universe.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You should protect your mother.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I want you to stop me.
I see you for who you are.
I know what to do.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I'm a god.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I'm the best librarian who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You're crazy!
I can't find my cat anywhere.
We need to order pizza.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Take this for luck.
I'll keep guard.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I have money.
You are not my type.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
We're ghosts.
Leave it alone.
I'm going to need a referee.
I will always want you.
I can offer you a cocktail.
You are my only hope.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
This is a day to remember
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I have the poem.
I am going to the grand opening.
A boy needs love.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You need it.
You're weird.
I want that bear out of my life!
I should ask for more money.
This room is haunted.
I love winter in Brazil.
My life matters.
Someone's listening.
Good grief!
I never wanted to die.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I can offer you a job.
I feel sore.
This looks suspicious.
You're going to need a fork.
You made me cry on purpose.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Open the door.
Let's watch the game
The Devil has all the best tunes.
You're a god.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Hand me the bread-stick.
Who left a teddy bear in the sauna?
Throw it here.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I volunteer to go!
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to be short.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I've reported it to the President.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I could never need you.
You are so nice to me.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We're going to need a shipwright.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I am going to the funeral.
Leave it outside.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I have needs.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
You're going to need a hammer.
This is a fine ship
You burned it on purpose.
Take the money and die.
I'm the only gate-keeper who ever lived.
This looks familiar.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have the letter.
When the party starts, start singing.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are a twit.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
It's not safe.
You lost it.
Darling, it's dead.
I'm trying to save you.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
Give it here.
I'll listen.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You could never want me.
Success is like a mountain...
Did you fart while I was away?
Let's eat
This room is unstable.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
I feel heartbroken.
I never listened.
You should ask for more money.
A boy needs his mother.
You're a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I want you to be discouraging.
I want you to help me.
Someone's having a bad day.
We're going to need a shovel.
I just want a wine. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in France.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm insignificant.
Good morning!
I knew you could open it.
You should write to your father.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Your face has turned purple.
We're the same person.
You're going to need an assassin.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
It's not tight enough.
Get ready to die.
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm the greatest translator who ever lived.
You are my inspiration.
Please, remain silent.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You're going to pay!
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
It's time to pack your bags.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I know what happened.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Open sesame.
You angel!
Throw me the doll.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Open it here.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
You should quit.
You never listen.
I want that shark out of my car!
I volunteer to eat it!
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I need you.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I need to tell you about the egg nog.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I feel cross.
Knitting is good for the soul.
This looks bad.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I am articulate.
I never really lived.
Just breathe
Leave it until morning.
I bet you know why I'm going.
We're cursed.
You are so good to me.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Can I make out?
I love winter in Switzerland.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Open the window.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Your tongue has turned orange.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
I'm going to need a crook.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
You monster!
No one can ever know the truth.
I know who you are.
I want you to look at me.
You could never hate me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We need to make better decisions.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
You are a poet.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You never stop to think.
You want it.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I want you to be sore.
It's time to make lunch.
My love, it's alive.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
Take this with you.
Please, be careful.
A boy needs his father.
I want to tell you about the strawberry milkshake.
I can't find my piña colada anywhere.
It's giving me hope.
I never felt so alone.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Get ready to run.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Did you get lucky last night?
You're going down!
You should find your father.
Becoming rich is like making bread...
You are my teacher.
How dare you smile at me!
I knew you could see it through.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I have a secret.
I want that snake out of my room!
Can I make certain?
Someone's in here.
We're crazy.
I could never hate you.
I want you to cook for me.
Who left a pickle in the wardrobe?
Delivery!
I'll get ready.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I love autumn in Brazil.
This looks edible.
I should pay the bill.
You're going to need a waiter.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Don't wait to be asked.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
We are healthy.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Maybe no one will notice
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Let's dance
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
This is a fine mess
It's time to go.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to be confident.
I'm going to need a can opener.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Eating is all I can manage now.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
I never killed anyone.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
You're special.
We need to close it.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You're really something!
A boy needs discipline.
If you're done, we'll get started.
My life is a mystery.
Get ready for this.
Please, stop laughing.
You are so mean to me.
I feel maternal.
I know the future.
I see you smiling.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I'm the greatest dictator on this planet
I want that tiger out of my life!
No one can ever know that I like you
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Throw me the hammer.
I have to tell you about the Mountain Dew.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I am enigmatic.
We're going to need a gladiator.
You found it.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Your nose has turned yellow.
You are never too old to learn.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Don't just stand there.
Gardening is good for the soul.
Take the piano and leave.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
Someone's watching us.
I can offer you a Powerade.
I want you to kill me.
How dare you laugh at me!
When the party starts, hide.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I knew you could survive.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Can I make up a story?
Get ready to laugh.
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Throw me the burger.
I have time.
This is the perfect time to be here.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Dammit, who left a spatula in the cell?
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I see you are thinking.
You are an artist.
I love autumn in Australia.
You never sing anymore.
It's not yours.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Leave it here.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I've reported it to mother.
Be careful!
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I'm alone in the universe.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cobbler.
I am hurried.
I can offer you a celery stick.
Please, don't take that.
Victory is like a book...
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
Your lips have turned stripey.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to be sly.
This room is bugged.
Okay, who left a piña colada in the bathroom?
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
I feel content.
I'm going to need a DJ.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You should disown your mother.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I want to tell you about the ale.
You should vote.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I want that camel out of my car!
I can't find my beer anywhere.
Don't ask any questions.
Leave it to the professionals.
Please, listen to me.
I have lost the will to live.
Your face has turned white.
Can I make an impression?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
This is the worst time to be happy.
I want you to love me.
It's not working.
You could never despise me.
Time to shine
I love summer in China.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
How dare you look at me!
This looks odd.
Hey, watch me leave.
You are an idiot.
We're going to need a wrench.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Throw me the knife.
I despise you.
I never wanted this.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I'll get it.
When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.
Your ears have turned brown.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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