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You are not my daughter.
I see you have done this before.
He was unconscious when I found him.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I am going to the party.
Who left a saw in the wine cellar?
You're amazing!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm a god.
Take this with water.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I knew you could turn things around.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
No one can ever know the truth.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Can I make it matter?
I want you to stop tricking me.
We're crazy.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I feel passionate.
It's time to make lunch.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
How dare you look at me!
Sadness is like a mountain...
Good morning!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to kill me.
All that glitters is not gold.
This looks bad.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Hey, watch me dance.
I have the scroll.
You should listen to your father.
Take the drink and go.
I have 20-20 vision.
No one can ever know that I like you
We should go to the police.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I can offer you a good price.
We're the same person.
Please, stand.
I love fall in Canada.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
This room is shrinking.
Be careful!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
No one can ever know that I am alive.
We need to play.
You are my mother.
You are so mean to me.
Ha-cha-cha.
Sound the alarm!
Let's eat
I've reported it to the press.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
It's not the right size.
I feel lost.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I have to tell you about the 7-up.
We're cursed.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Someone's coming this way.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You never call me.
I'm trying to understand.
I know who you are.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
You could never despise me.
I want you to be stubborn.
You angel!
You are not my son.
Learning is like writing a job application...
Why do you tease me, so much?
Leave it until morning.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I'm going to need a librarian.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Get ready to laugh.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You should hide.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
You should disown your mother.
Take this and pray.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can offer you a sandwich.
I could never despise you.
Your cheeks have turned white.
We're ghosts.
Despair is like a forest...
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You lost it.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You can do this
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Good things come to those who wait.
Delivery!
We've only got one life.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I've reported it to the President.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Throw it here.
I am going to Christmas.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
This is the worst time to be happy.
Please, don't eat that.
My life is cursed.
You are a poet.
I knew you could open it.
You devil!
I feel funky.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Someone's in here.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I never really lived.
My love, it's beautiful.
I want you to cook for me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
A boy needs his space.
We need to stay.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I want you to be fuming.
You despise me.
It's giving me a headache.
Dammit, who left a spoon in the living room?
I will always want you.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I'll get ready.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
When the lights go out, start crying.
This looks nice.
You never do what I want.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
We're going to need a saw.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
It's not in.
I want that hippopotamus out of my room!
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Let's drink
It's time to go.
Open the curtains.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You broke it.
I have the card.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I am going to the funeral.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Put it here.
Your tongue has turned brown.
This room is haunted.
Don't just stand there.
Take the money and leave.
I want you to stop loving me.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You're really something!
I have to tell you about the kebab.
You are a thief.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Okay, who left a knife in the classroom?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
The pen is mightier than sword.
I'm a ghost.
I want you to be ignorant.
You monster!
When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.
Hey, watch me move.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I love fall in Australia.
Patience is a virtue
We're lucky.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I can offer you an apple.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
Darling, it's dead.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Get ready for this.
We're going to need a truck driver.
You are not my favourite.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
I have lost the will to live.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I was here.
Please, listen to me.
A girl needs her space.
Open your heart.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We need to close it.
Take this for luck.
I volunteer myself!
I need to tell you about the cell.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
My life means nothing.
I've reported it to the police.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
You could never want me.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You are escapist.
Dammit, who left an ukulele in the kitchen?
I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.
I feel humble.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Show me the bagel.
You never smile.
You're a god.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm going to need a can opener.
We're magnificent.
Leave it to the professionals.
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
I'm trying to care.
I know what happened.
I want that chipmunk out of my life!
Get ready, or get out.
I love winter in Antarctica.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We should ask for more money.
I want you to read to me.
Your lips have turned stripey.
Success is like a movie...
We need to make better decisions.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
A boy needs love.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
We're going to need a lot of water.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
Take the money and die.
You need it.
I'll open it.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
You are my reason for living.
When I was little, I wanted to be an inventor.
This is crazy
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
You should protect your mother.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
I'm the best juggler who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
We are methodical.
I have the poem.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
Give me the hot dog.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I have to tell you about the the North Pole.
I feel proud.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I could never want you.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We're going to need a knife.
Fears are like marshmallows...
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want that turtle out of my car!
We're weird.
I want you to be contradictory.
Good night!
My life is over.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Someone's having a bad day.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You are a liar.
I want you to love me.
Did you eat yesterday?
This is a fine ship
I can't find my plane anywhere.
How much money do you have?
I am going to Easter.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Take this with you.
It's going to be okay
I love autumn in America.
You're going to need a barber.
You are my teacher.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You could never hate me.
I have money.
This looks suspicious.
It's not ready.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You never have time for me.
I'm the greatest chef who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You can't have it.
I see you came prepared.
I feel rebellious.
We're going to need a spoon.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Buying a house is like turning on a radio...
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I knew you could see it through.
Be yourself!
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Please, stop smoking.
Open the door.
I could never hate you.
I want to tell you about the servant.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
This is a fine mess
I want you to stop questioning me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Throw me the spatula.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'm lucky.
Leave it outside.
I want you to document my trip to India.
You are so nice to me.
Plug it in here.
I want you to look at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
We should vote.
I want you to be idealistic.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You should write to your father.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I have to tell you about the party.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
My life is a mystery.
Love is like an autumn day...
You are not my father.
You're going down!
Can I make a yurt?
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Take the piano and leave.
You know it.
I feel hurt.
You are an artist.
I have a secret.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I could never love you.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
Reading is good for the soul.
It's time to pack your bags.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I want you to hold me.
I knew you could live like this.
There's an exception to every rule.
My love, it's delicious.
I'm special.
I never killed anyone.
Get ready to run.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I want to tell you about the mermaid.
Show me the sandwich.
Hey, watch me leave.
Good luck!
Let's get it
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I want that chimpanzee out of my life!
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I love autumn in Canada.
I volunteer to eat it!
I can offer you an ale.
I know more than you realise.
I want you to be phlegmatic.
It's not easy.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
No one can ever know what we did.
I'll wait here.
You never listen.
Take the drink and die.
Don't get too close.
You should start a business.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bartender.
Stop, in the name of love.
You deserve this
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Forgiveness is like a picnic at the beach...
Leave it here.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lumberjack.
Please, stop laughing.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Good grief!
Did you eat last night?
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I never gave up hope.
I'm the greatest sleuth on this planet
You're lucky.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
This is a day to remember
I can't find my Fanta anywhere.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I love winter in Switzerland.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You are overimaginative.
Someone's watching us.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to be dependent.
Your eyes have turned blue.
I have the knife.
I have to tell you about the zombie.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
How much time do you have?
I have to tell you about the funeral.
You should ask for more money.
It was my fault that the crops died.
You never take me seriously.
Please, come closer.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I volunteer as tribute!
We need to open it.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Can I make peace?
You could never love me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Let's watch the game
We've only got one chance.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Who left a short black in the attic?
This is a stick up.
Whoop-whoop.
Drop it here.
Throw me the pickle.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Leave it alone.
Dating is like doing renovations...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
I'm magnificent.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want that rat out of my life!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I love summer in Germany.
I want you to be pained.
You are so good to me.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
We should think about this.
I've reported it to mother.
This looks great.
My life matters.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I could never need you.
I see you let yourself in.
We're going to need a fork.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You're going to need a minister.
I am going to the wedding.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.
I'll watch.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I can offer you a bagel.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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