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We need to stay.

You're going to need a lot of help.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Throw me the fishcake.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I want you to stop loving me.

You are so nice to me.

I have to tell you about the tomato juice.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Take the piano and leave.

We're lucky.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

This looks edible.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Someone's listening.

I want that crocodile out of my car!

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I was here.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I feel guilty.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fishmonger.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

We're going to need a hammer.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

A boy needs confidence.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I can't find my 7-up anywhere.

I want you to be steely.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This is a fine mess

It's not for sale.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Just breathe

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I volunteer to go!

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

I have the knife.

I want you to help me.

Take this with water.

Can I make finger puppets?

Darling, it's so shiny.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Good luck!

You are not my father.

We've only got one life.

I see you every day.

Leave it here.

You should disown your father.

We're the same person.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

Who left a kebab in the dungeon?

My life means nothing.

This room is bugged.

I love fall in Switzerland.

Honesty is the best policy.

Take the money and leave.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

This looks nice.

Someone's coming this way.

I'll wait here.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Delivery!

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I knew you could open it.

We're special.

You found it.

I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

Let's get it

I know where you were.

I have 20-20 vision.

Please, sit down.

Don't ask any questions.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I never wanted this.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You are so mean to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Your face has turned pink.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You should start a business.

We need to eat.

You angel!

Am I dead, or not?

How dare you laugh at me!

I could never love you.

You never take me seriously.

Hand me the knife.

You're going to need a chicken sexer.

Leave it alone.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

You are a liar.

I feel surprised.

Sound the alarm!

I'm trying to leave.

You're a god.

I want you to be laughing.

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

It's time to go to bed.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Can I make music?

Stop, in the name of love.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

This room is shrinking.

I love winter in Canada.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Take the piano and go.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want you to kiss me.

Please, listen to me.

Don't just stand there.

This looks suspicious.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You are self-indulgent.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Sorrow is like a good book...

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

We're gods.

You are so good to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Get ready to laugh.

I know more than you realise.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I see you know what to do.

You are an inspiration.

My life is a mystery.

You are my only hope.

Drop it here.

How much time do you have?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

It's giving me an error message.

Let's drink

You're going to need a saw.

You will always love me.

You never listen.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I want you to stop following me.

I have the card.

I should ask for more money.

Give me the fork.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

You are not my favourite.

We're no good.

I am going to the grand opening.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

We're going to need a sailor.

Take the drink and go.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I'm the only paramedic who ever lived.

I want you to be simple.

I love fall in America.

I can offer you a Heineken.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want that tiger out of my car!

Be better!

Did you fart last night?

I'm a god.

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the hot dog.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I'll get it.

Take this with you.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You should call your mother.

Good grief!

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I could never need you.

I've reported it to the police.

Someone's watching us.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Show me the sandwich.

Please, give up while you can.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

This is a fine ship

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I have needs.

You're going down!

I should vote.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

You need me.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You broke it.

Who left a wine in the library?

I can offer you a job.

I want you to stop me.

I have the will.

You are outspoken.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We're going to need a trapper.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You never smile.

We need to break up.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I am going to Christmas.

I love winter in France.

When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.

This room is unstable.

A boy needs his friends.

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

I'm insignificant.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Be careful!

It's not alive.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Let's eat

My love, it's so expensive.

We're ghosts.

I'm the only lifeguard who ever lived.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want that kangaroo out of my room!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to be clean.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I'm trying to help.

I can offer you a merlot.

I feel thrilled.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

We are rustic.

We're going to need a can opener.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

You will always despise me.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

This is the worst time to be happy.

We're going to need a lot of help.

You are a godsend.

It has to work

Please, stop smoking.

Who left a 7-up in the basement?

I want you to clean up after me.

You should hide.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I never gave up hope.

Take this for luck.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Hey, watch me dance.

Hand me the spatula.

My life matters.

A girl needs confidence.

Stop, in the name of the law.

When I was little, I wanted to be an editor.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Give it here.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Good night!

I know what to do.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm going to need a director.

Get ready to die.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You should protect your mother.

It was your fault that the cat died.

I want you to be tolerant.

Take the drink and die.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I love spring in China.

This room is haunted.

Please, don't take that.

Can I make a difference?

I feel passionate.

I'm crazy.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Did you get lucky just now?

Don't get too close.

I knew you could live like this.

Darling, it's delicious.

I will always want you.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Who left an iced tea in the laundry?

It's not right.

Open your heart.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Hand me the hammer.

This looks wrong.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Let's watch TV!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I have the poem.

You are my daughter.

Life is like a mountain...

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

I want you to betray me.

I see you have done this before.

I am surprising.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

I want that crab out of my house!

It was your fault that the bus was late.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I have faith.

You should call your father.

You burned it on purpose.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

You can have it.

I volunteer to eat it!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Hey, watch me leave.

I heard a voice coming from the classroom.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I love you.

Ha-cha-cha.

I feel empty.

You are a genius.

It's time to make lunch.

We're going to need a waiter.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Someone's having a bad day.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

What will you do, now that you've come home?

A boy needs boundaries.

Show no mercy

Let's dance

Who left a wrench in the dining room?

This looks great.

This is a stick up.

Your nose has turned pink.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

I need to tell you about the baker.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I want you to be disrespectful.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

When the party starts, start singing.

My life is over.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I know math.

Good morning!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I see you for who you are.

I'm the greatest private detective on this planet

I want that shark out of my life!

I'll get ready.

We are alarmed.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You should listen to your father.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

You monster!

No one can ever know what we did.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I feel terrified.

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Your motivation is like a beautiful melody...

I never really lived.

You never say what you're thinking.

You are not my conscience.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Leave it to the professionals.

Give me the muffin.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I love winter in Antarctica.

Get ready to run.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

You're going to need a knife.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you an egg nog.

Dammit, who left a chocolate milk in the library?

You're going to pay!

Your nose has turned grey.

Can I make a plan?

I've reported it to mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I see you smiling.

I want that dinosaur out of my room!

We've only got one chance.

Dying is like changing your underwear...

Your lips have turned pink.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop believing in me.

You are my father.

I can offer you a good price.

Open the window.

I want you to read to me.

Let's watch the game

You should vote.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Take the drink and leave.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have to tell you about the corridor.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You're going to need an inventor.

How dare you look at me!

Open it here.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

I have money.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I love summer in Australia.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I never killed anyone.

Defeat is like a mountain...

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are a poet.

Someone's in here.

You are not my type.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Whoop-whoop.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I am going to the party.

Learning is like turning on a radio...

You need it.

We're going to need a spatula.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'm trying to save you.

I want you to cook for me.

I feel playful.

You're special.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

How dare you smile at me!

When the bell rings, hide.

Open the bottle.

It was your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I want you to be paranoid.

I want that snake out of my house!

Get ready, or get out.

I'm the greatest cab driver on this planet

Your nose has turned stripey.

Who left a cranberry juice in the closet?

This is a day to remember

A boy needs discipline.

I can't find my punch anywhere.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

We should vote.

I have to tell you about the chardonnay.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

No one can ever know that I like you

Reality is like a beautiful melody...

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are unpredicatable.

I have lost the will to live.

This is the right time to be alone.

I never wanted to die.

You are a thief.

I have the scroll.

You are so kind to me.

Be yourself!

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

We need to close it.

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