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Don't burn your bridges behind you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Open the window.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Sound the alarm!

I've reported it to the President.

I'm the only matador who ever lived.

My life means nothing.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Can I make a yurt?

You dropped it.

Someone's having a bad day.

You made me cry on purpose.

How dare you laugh at me!

I am benevolent.

I never wanted this.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I need you.

I want you to love me.

You are so nice to me.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

We're special.

I want to tell you about Friday.

We're going to need a can opener.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wedding planner.

I knew you could survive.

Leave it outside.

This looks interesting.

I feel liberated.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Take the money and die.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to understand.

We're the same person.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

This room is shrinking.

Delivery!

I want that horse out of my life!

You're going to need a thief.

You're a ghost.

Let's watch TV!

You are a godsend.

You never smile.

I know what happened.

It's not the right size.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Who left a cocktail in the kitchen?

You will always love me.

Stop, in the name of love.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

Open it here.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

When the party starts, hide.

This is the right time to be afraid.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Please, stop doing that.

I'm the worst fishmonger on this planet

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'll sit on it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Someone's watching us.

Good grief!

I can't find my swan anywhere.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Give me the wrench.

I can offer you a job.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to be high-minded.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

It's time to pack your bags.

I can offer you an ale.

You angel!

I want you to kiss me.

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

You are so good to me.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I feel helpless.

Your ears have turned pink.

Hey, watch me dance.

We are meddlesome.

I volunteer myself!

Don't fool around.

Fears are like spaghetti...

Leave it until morning.

This is a fine ship

A boy needs love.

Your face has turned yellow.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

I bet you know why I'm here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'm trying to care.

It's almost over

Can I make a difference?

Please, don't take that.

Be safe!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.

Open the curtains.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

This looks familiar.

I'm a ghost.

You're going to need a captain.

Give it here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I love spring in Ireland.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Good luck!

This room is haunted.

Show me the knife.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I know math.

I need to tell you about the kebab.

I see you for who you are.

You should disown your father.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

You monster!

It's giving me a headache.

Take the piano and go.

I want that goat out of my room!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

I never hurt anybody.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I volunteer to go!

I want you to stop lying to me.

This is the perfect time to be here.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm crazy.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I am easy.

I feel humble.

I have the scroll.

I knew you could fix it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Get ready, or get out.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

When I was little, I wanted to be a marshal.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

We need to break up.

This looks nice.

I can offer you an espresso.

I need to tell you about Easter.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Take this for luck.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Crime doesn't pay.

Dare to dream

I can't find my bird anywhere.

Don't get too close.

This is a day to remember

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I'll get it.

This room is bugged.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You're never going to get away with this!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

My life is cursed.

You should start a business.

Please, come in.

Put it here.

It's not safe.

I want that moose out of my life!

Someone's listening.

I want you to hold me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Open the bottle.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

No one can ever know that I like to dance

My love, it's so juicy.

We're insignificant.

Take the drink and go.

Your tongue has turned pink.

This is the worst time to be happy.

We've only got one life.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.

I volunteer as tribute!

Let's eat

You are not my mother.

Courage is like a beautiful song...

I love winter in Japan.

You are a thief.

You know it.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I've reported it to the police.

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

Leave it to the professionals.

I never loved you.

Don't wait to be asked.

How dare you smile at me!

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You need me.

We're going to need a spatula.

I am going to the funeral.

You never say what you're thinking.

This looks odd.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Can I make believe?

I'm going to need a miner.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Who left a fork in the pantry?

I'm trying to help.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

We need to open it.

I can offer you a croissant.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I want you to be certain.

Get ready for this.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm a god.

I want that lion out of my life!

A girl needs boundaries.

It's time to make lunch.

I know what to do.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I love fall in France.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Let's watch the game

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

You are so kind to me.

Your ears have turned grey.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You're crazy.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I feel doubtful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Please, stop crying.

Good morning!

No one suspects a thing

You should find your father.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Did you fart today?

I never felt so alone.

We've only got one bullet.

This looks peculiar.

I have lost the will to live.

I knew you could see it through.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

You are the best person I have ever met.

Throw it here.

Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...

You are my favourite.

Hey, watch me leave.

Can I make pizza?

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I volunteer to eat it!

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

I'm going to need a clerk.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

No one can ever know how we did it.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Get ready to dance.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have to tell you about the saké.

I'm the worst cab driver on this planet

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

It's not yours.

I want you to be fortunate.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to kill me.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I never gave up hope.

Show me the can opener.

I'm trying to leave.

You need it.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You could never hate me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I can offer you a cracker.

I feel inferior.

We need to order pizza.

We're going to need a spin doctor.

A girl needs money.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

This is the worst time to be here.

I love winter in Switzerland.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

You never listen.

We are self-indulgent.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

You're going to need a fork.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Get ready to laugh.

Be careful!

My love, it's alive.

Take this with you.

I want to tell you about the mermaid.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You should ask your father.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Take the drink and die.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Alright, who left a croissant in the garage?

I am going to the party.

Your tongue has turned blue.

I love you.

Am I dead, or not?

You can do this

I feel scared.

Knitting is good for the soul.

We're going to need a messenger.

I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.

I want that kitten out of my life!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I can offer you a muffin.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

This looks great.

Did you eat this morning?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We're weird.

This room is unstable.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You could never despise me.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Good night!

Take this and pray.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

It's giving me grief.

Open the door.

Get ready to run.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

We're ghosts.

Be yourself!

I'll be here, if you need me.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

No news is good news.

I feel envious.

How dare you look at me!

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

I will always hate you.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want that tiger out of my house!

I'm the worst deputy who ever lived.

I want you to clean up after me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I heard a voice coming from the barn.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Buying a house is like doing the laundry...

My life is over.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to be paranoid.

I am short.

I'm trying to save you.

Alright, who left an umbrella in the kitchen?

You're going to need a zookeeper.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

This is the worst time to be amused.

You should call your father.

It's your fault that the cat died.

You are not my son.

We need to close it.

You're going down!

You are my teacher.

Please, stand.

Someone's locked the door.

No one can ever know what we did.

You will always fascinate me.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I know who you are.

I see you smiling.

I feel ignorant.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I never really lived.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You are a genius.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I can't find my banana anywhere.

The truth is like a beautiful song...

We should go to the police.

Can I make a decision?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Take this with water.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You found it.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I'm going to need a taxidermist.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

When the door opens, remain calm.

I want you to be gleeful.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You are excitable.

I want you to betray me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I have the poem.

We've only got one option.

All's well that ends well

Did you get lucky this morning?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I love summer in Australia.

Who left a slice of pizza in the bedroom?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I've reported it to the press.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have to tell you about the dining room.

You fascinate me.

Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...

Plug it in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I can offer you a fishcake.

A boy needs money.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

This is a fine mess

Hand me the spoon.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

My life matters.

I never listened.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I should vote.

Can I make a mess?

You are a handsome devil.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Your dreams are like chocolate...

It's time to go to bed.

I want that pony out of my car!

I am going to the grand opening.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

You want it.

I want you to be big-thinking.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

I know the future.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Let's dance

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You're crazy!

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I want to tell you about the lawyer.

I have the card.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

You could never love me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Your nose has turned grey.

I see you every day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Show me the cracker.

Leave it alone.

Did you fart yesterday?

He was unconscious when I found him.

I am persuasive.

It's not going to fit.

This is the right time to be amused.

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