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Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

You will always despise me.

Don't ask any questions.

We're the same person.

It's giving me grief.

This room is bugged.

This is a fine mess

Please, tell me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You monster!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're special.

Dammit, who left a screwdriver in the laundry?

I'm trying to open it.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'm the greatest cab driver who ever lived.

Open the door.

Your ears have turned green.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I know more than you realise.

You won't find it.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Take this with you.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I've reported it to Interpol.

When I was little, I wanted to be a juggler.

Take the drink and go.

Leave it alone.

I have the letter.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want that hedgehog out of my life!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This is the right time to be happy.

I'm going to need a writer.

It has to work

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

It was my fault that the party was ruined.

Can I make dessert?

I see you have done this before.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I'm a ghost.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We need to unite.

Get ready to laugh.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

If you're done, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

It's the singer not the song.

I want you to be mannerless.

Let's go

Throw me the celery stick.

I want to tell you about the beautician.

I despise you.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

You never smile.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

Be better!

I want you to stop looking at me.

We're going to need a lot of help.

It's time to make lunch.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

How dare you laugh at me!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This looks suspicious.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I bet you know why I'm going.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are clumsy.

I want you to stop me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

You are so kind to me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have lost the will to live.

You should protect your mother.

I am going to the wedding.

Leave it until morning.

Please, stand.

Life is like a picnic in the park...

We're going to need a deputy.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I can offer you a good price.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I feel wonderful.

I love winter in Germany.

I'm the best teacher on this planet

Someone's locked the door.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.

Why do you love me, so much?

I know what happened.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You're going to need a hammer.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I will always want you.

My life matters.

I see you know what to do.

I never listened.

This room is haunted.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Darling, it's so shiny.

We're special.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Be safe!

Who left a muffin in the office?

I can offer you a Gatorade.

You are a godsend.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You should quit.

Let's watch the game

Open the window.

Delivery!

When the party starts, start singing.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to kiss me.

You're really something!

Your lips have turned spotted.

I'm a god.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

You never take me seriously.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Open it here.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Patience is a virtue

I'll keep guard.

How dare you smile at me!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Please, stop shouting.

We're gods.

I want that zebra out of my car!

I'm going to need a fisher.

Don't fool around.

A boy needs his space.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm the only chemist who ever lived.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I want you to stop loving me.

It's not mine.

You are not my father.

We're going to need a saw.

You want me.

This looks wrong.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

My life means nothing.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

You are so nice to me.

Your face has turned brown.

I see you for who you are.

I volunteer to eat it!

I have money.

I'm trying to care.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Someone's having a bad day.

Take the drink and leave.

Sound the alarm!

Why do you tease me, so much?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Leave it here.

We need to close it.

You found it.

Who left a punch in the pantry?

I am surprising.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I could never need you.

Open your heart.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Give me the banana.

This is a fine ship

I have the will.

Did you fart yesterday?

You devil!

Can I make friends?

It's not going to fit.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop believing in me.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I feel clumsy.

Dying is like making a salad...

No one will ever know

We're ghosts.

Good luck!

You should disown your father.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're no good.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm going to need a knife.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

My life is over.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want that duck out of my car!

You can't have it.

You will always hate me.

I want you to be open-minded.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We need to stop.

I have faith.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

You are my mother.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

You made me cry on purpose.

Whoop-whoop.

I volunteer myself!

The first thing to consider is safety.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I love summer in Australia.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I never really lived.

I know what to do.

Get ready to run.

Let's watch TV!

Please, come in.

This room is unstable.

Show me the doll.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I'm the greatest terrorist on this planet

I'm trying to leave.

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's not working.

Throw it here.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You're going to need a clown.

No one can ever know that I like you

Find some proof that she lied to you.

How dare you look at me!

We're going to need a shovel.

I should think about this.

I see you every day.

Can I make promises?

Okay. Just do what I do.

Take the money and go.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me an error message.

I could never hate you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dressmaker.

I am contradictory.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

My love, it's beautiful.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

We've only got one of these.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Knitting is good for the soul.

You should listen to your mother.

Who left an alligator in the dining room?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You never stop to think.

I want you to be surprising.

Open sesame.

It's time to go to bed.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You are a thief.

This room is shrinking.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are my only hope.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You're crazy!

You broke it.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Put it here.

I know math.

I need to tell you about the the liferaft.

Throw me the spoon.

Your face has turned orange.

I've reported it to the press.

It's not safe.

Please, stop smoking.

I want you to stop following me.

Someone's listening.

Your lips have turned stripey.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I feel ugly.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Leave it to the professionals.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I am personable.

Hey, watch me dance.

You're crazy.

I love summer in China.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Good night!

Darling, it's so juicy.

Take this for luck.

I'm trying to believe you.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

You are a poet.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Can I make a kite?

We need to eat.

Maybe no one will notice

You need me.

I can offer you a banana.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

A girl needs her friends.

You are my daughter.

I'm the best singer who ever lived.

Show me the chair.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

You lost it.

Let's dance

I am going to the party.

You burned it on purpose.

I feel frivolous.

Please, give up while you can.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I am pugnacious.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I can't find my zebra anywhere.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I will always despise you.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I'll watch.

I'm going to need a surgeon.

I want you to be money-minded.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Take the money and leave.

I never hurt anybody.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

You're never going to get away with this!

Someone's in here.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

You should ask for more money.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

We're going to need a fork.

I love summer in Ireland.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Who left a merlot in the stable?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

This is the right time to be here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I have the gun.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Let's play

Sorry, I have to take this.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You should disown your mother.

Can I make believe?

Don't wait to be asked.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Your ears have turned stripey.

Hey, watch me move.

You can do this

I want you.

You never call me.

We're going to need a nurse.

I see you smiling.

You are my sunshine.

It's not open.

I want you to betray me.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You could never despise me.

I want you to be scholarly.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I can offer you a job.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

My love, it's so shiny.

You are a genius.

I volunteer to go!

Leave it outside.

Take the piano and go.

It's time to go.

Who left a puppy in the dungeon?

This looks odd.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You're going to pay!

I love fall in France.

We're crazy.

You're a ghost.

Your nose has turned grey.

We should start a business.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Please, lie down.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

This is the worst time to be amused.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Life is like a camera...

Get ready to dance.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I want you to be odd.

You need it.

I am charming.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

I never killed anyone.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I feel keen.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I am going to Easter.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want that bunny out of my car!

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

I'm the best swordsmith on this planet

I need to tell you about the librarian.

I want you to stop lying to me.

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to read to me.

Dammit, who left a beer in the control room?

I could never love you.

You should write to your mother.

I volunteer as tribute!

Throw me the screwdriver.

I love winter in America.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

We're going to need a knife.

I should go to the police.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Good morning!

When the door opens, start crying.

I'm going to need a butcher.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

You never do what I want.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

You are not my mother.

I've reported it to the President.

Winners don't quit

It was your fault that the dog died.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Take this and pray.

A boy needs boundaries.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Finding a job is like making toast...

I need to tell you about the the pyramids.

We are intuitive.

Can I make a mess?

It's not ready.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

You are my reason for living.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want you to be pure.

Please, stop doing that.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Hand me the ukulele.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

I want you to love me.

I should quit.

You should find your mother.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Be yourself!

I want that crow out of my house!

I'm the only swimming coach who ever lived.

A boy needs money.

You want it.

I'll open it.

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