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I will always hate you.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You can have it.
You are so kind to me.
It's time to go.
I never wanted this.
You burned it on purpose.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You're a ghost.
I'm the worst soldier who ever lived.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I have the scroll.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This looks nice.
Be better!
Stop, in the name of the law.
I heard weeping coming from the closet.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are not my favourite.
I love winter in France.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Open the door.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a cider.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Darling, it's alive.
I'll watch.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Take this for luck.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Leave it until morning.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to stop me.
We're the same person.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We've only got one of these.
I want that cheetah out of my car!
Who left a porcupine in the library?
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Show me the slice of pizza.
Sound the alarm!
You never say what you're thinking.
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
I'm trying to leave.
Good luck!
It's not in.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
Please, stop smoking.
You are outspoken.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Can I make it matter?
I have a secret.
My life is over.
I am going to the party.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
This room is unstable.
You're a god.
I've reported it to the President.
Get ready, or get out.
It's time to go to bed.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You found it.
Someone's locked the door.
Take the piano and die.
We're no good.
I love summer in England.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
An man's home is his castle.
Hey, watch me move.
I feel decadent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to be complaining.
It was your fault that the label came off.
You are a twit.
You are so good to me.
I have the knife.
Who left a saw in the garage?
I want that turtle out of my life!
This is a fine mess
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Why do you love me, so much?
We're going to need a spatula.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I can offer you a saké.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You are my inspiration.
You're really something!
How dare you laugh at me!
I never killed anyone.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You should disown your father.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Leave it to the professionals.
You never take me seriously.
I should think about this.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Can I make soup?
I'm going to need a swordsmith.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This room is shrinking.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You want me.
We need to break up.
Be careful!
We're gods.
Take this and pray.
I have to tell you about the hypnotist.
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Don't wait to be asked.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My life means nothing.
Plug it in here.
It's time to make lunch.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I'll help.
I know what happened.
You're going to need a lot of food.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You deserve this
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Good night!
This is a fine ship
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
It's not appropriate.
When the door opens, remain calm.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
I need you.
I have lost the will to live.
You are my sunshine.
Throw me the bratwurst.
I'm the greatest police officer who ever lived.
I can offer you a job.
I see you let yourself in.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I've reported it to mother.
You are a hero.
I am going to the wedding.
I have to tell you about Easter.
I knew you could fix it.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want that octopus out of my life!
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a knife.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You know it.
I love spring in Ireland.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I feel comfortable.
I want you to clean up after me.
Can I make time?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
We should quit.
Am I dead, or not?
This room is bugged.
This looks familiar.
Please, remain silent.
Pleasure is like a violin...
I'm special.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I'm a ghost.
A boy needs love.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You're going to need a sheepshearer.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You can't always get what you want.
Don't fool around.
It's not alive.
We need to play.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
My love, it's dead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
I'll keep guard.
I will always despise you.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to be uninhibited.
You are funny.
You will always hate me.
Whoop-whoop.
I want that tiger out of my car!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to stop believing in me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Put it here.
Today is the day
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
You should listen to your mother.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Leave it here.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Open sesame.
You are a handsome devil.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I'm going to need a lot of money.
A boy needs boundaries.
We've only got one life.
I love autumn in China.
My life is cursed.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Let's drink
No one can ever know that I like you
I bet you know why I'm here.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I'm magnificent.
I never gave up hope.
I know where you were.
Who left an ale in the waiting room?
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I volunteer to go!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You never listen.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You are so nice to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dogcatcher.
You could never want me.
It's giving me an error message.
Please, stop shouting.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is a stick up.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
It's not mine.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
You're under arrest!
Show me the knife.
Your eyes have turned orange.
What goes up must come down.
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Can I make lunch?
You dropped it.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
We should hide.
A boy needs confidence.
I could never despise you.
I need to tell you about Monday.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Take this with you.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be narcissistic.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Get ready for this.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Take the piano and go.
You are hard working.
Someone's in here.
I have the card.
You are an artist.
Good grief!
I want you to betray me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to stop blaming me.
I never could make up my mind.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I volunteer myself!
I know more than you realise.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I can't find my pinot anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You devil!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want that pony out of my house!
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Throw me the kite.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Open the bottle.
I'm the best translator on this planet
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
This is a day to remember
Your lips have turned white.
Can I make a difference?
I am going to the grand opening.
Please, wait here.
I want you to be sophisticated.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
It's not working.
Don't get too close.
Compassion is like a camera...
A girl needs discipline.
I'm trying to understand.
Okay, who left a tiger in the garage?
I have to tell you about the funeral.
We're going to need a wrench.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
No one can ever know that I was here.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You broke it.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You should ask your father.
Did you eat today?
I bet you know why I'm worried.
We're ghosts.
I want you to read to me.
We need to go.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I should vote.
I need to tell you about the spring-roll.
I see you have done this before.
I know who you are.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Darling, it's so shiny.
It's time to pack your bags.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I am beautiful.
Patience is a virtue
I feel stylish.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I want that whale out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're going to need a marshal.
I've reported it to the police.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm no good.
You monster!
I want you to be injured.
You're going to need a can opener.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Get ready to die.
Hand me the screwdriver.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I can offer you a good price.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
You're crazy!
Someone's coming this way.
You are a godsend.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
We should start a business.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have to tell you about the air traffic controller.
Be safe!
I knew you could make up your mind.
Hey, watch me smile.
This looks edible.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
East is east, and west is west.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I'm a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's not safe.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
You're magnificent.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
Ha-cha-cha.
I have 20-20 vision.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
My love, it's so juicy.
You could never love me.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bartender.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I feel at ease.
Get ready to laugh.
You are an inspiration.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I want that yak out of my room!
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
Open it here.
I want you to be original.
I have the will.
We are dry.
I see you are thinking.
I never listened.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
It's giving me a headache.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I can offer you a celery stick.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
How dare you smile at me!
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Your nose has turned pink.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
A girl needs her space.
You're special.
Someone's listening.
I feel thrilled.
Dammit, who left a spoon in the stable?
Let's dance
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
We're going to need a barber.
You angel!
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Be yourself!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
You are a genius.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You are enervated.
I am going to Easter.
I know the future.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I have to tell you about the librarian.
I can offer you a Red Bull.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Get ready to run.
I want you to hold me.
I'm trying to open it.
This is crazy
I love winter in Spain.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I'm the best private detective on this planet
We're magnificent.
Can I make it worse?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I see you every day.
I'll open it.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I feel foolish.
We should vote.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You're coming with me!
Someone's watching us.
This is the right time to be angry.
Take the piano and leave.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
I want that chicken out of my life!
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I am confused.
Good morning!
Drop it here.
My love, it's delicious.
Your face has turned purple.
I want you to look at me.
My life is a mystery.
I'm going to need a baker.
I can offer you a fishcake.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I need to tell you about the party.
A girl needs her friends.
Open your heart.
Who left a lemonade in the basement?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I'm trying to believe you.
When the party starts, start singing.
I want to tell you about the burger.
I'm the worst mayor on this planet
I'm lucky.
Let's play
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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