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I have needs.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You angel!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I knew you could survive.
This room is unstable.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
This looks peculiar.
Maybe no one will notice
Open it here.
A girl needs money.
You crashed the car on purpose.
My life is over.
We're the same person.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Show me the chair.
Someone's locked the door.
Take the drink and die.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
My love, it's delicious.
I never killed anyone.
Open sesame.
Whoop-whoop.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You should call your father.
Good morning!
Your ears have turned green.
Don't just stand there.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
It's time to pack your bags.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I volunteer to go!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You never take me seriously.
I love fall in England.
I want that bird out of my car!
I'm going to need a lot of money.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to listen to me.
I need to tell you about the milkshake.
You are an inspiration.
I should quit.
Did you fart this morning?
You are so kind to me.
Your tongue has turned orange.
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
It's not yours.
Leave it to the professionals.
You won't find it.
Hey, watch me move.
You are my teacher.
You're a god.
Take this for luck.
I am going to the funeral.
Let's get it
I could never love you.
I'm the only artist on this planet
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
Stop, in the name of love.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
I am complaining.
We need to make better decisions.
Get ready to laugh.
This is a stick up.
I'm going to need a fork.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.
This looks edible.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
No one suspects a thing
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
You devil!
We're gods.
Sound the alarm!
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I want you to be intuitive.
Someone's coming this way.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I can offer you a burger.
Good night!
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Can I make history?
A boy needs love.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
This is the worst time to be angry.
Take the money and go.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I have to tell you about the the submarine.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
Open the curtains.
Delivery!
I want you to stop tricking me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Be better!
Your face has turned stripey.
You should hide.
It's not in.
I am going to Easter.
Who left a spoon in the walk-in freezer?
How dare you laugh at me!
Drop it here.
I never really lived.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Hand me the screwdriver.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
This room is bugged.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You're special.
I've reported it to the police.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I'm going to need a real estate agent.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Leave it here.
You never say what you're thinking.
I'm the greatest pharmacist on this planet
This is a day to remember
Hey, watch me smile.
You are a poet.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I feel tense.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You burned it on purpose.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I love spring in Australia.
Your eyes have turned pink.
You are so mean to me.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
I am mealymouthed.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Someone's in here.
I'll get ready.
Why do you love me, so much?
My life means nothing.
You should disown your father.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I want you to marry me.
It's not right.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I could never despise you.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You monster!
I want you to be relaxed.
It's now or never
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
You are not my favourite.
Let's eat
I can offer you a croissant.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You will always love me.
When the door opens, start singing.
No one can ever know that you survived.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
We're going to need a fashion designer.
Give it here.
I'm the greatest ornithologist who ever lived.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Darling, it's alive.
Dammit, who left a kite in the guest room?
We're insignificant.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
It's your fault that the label came off.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Take the piano and die.
You are overimaginative.
Your nose has turned white.
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
I have the card.
I see you for who you are.
You're amazing!
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
We need to help each other.
I knew you could turn things around.
Reading is good for the soul.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're going to need a wrench.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I feel odd.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Today is the day
I want you to stop blaming me.
I can offer you an ale.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You should ask your father.
Be yourself!
I want to tell you about the sauna.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I have 20-20 vision.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Can I make sense?
I never wanted to die.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Fears are like marshmallows...
This is a fine ship
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We've only got one hope.
This room is shrinking.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I know more than you realise.
I want you to be steely.
Your eyes have turned black.
I'll listen.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Your nose has turned green.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
You are alone.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
The first thing to consider is safety.
We're going to need a coach.
I love summer in Brazil.
You never call me.
Take this with you.
I hate you.
Don't fool around.
A girl needs her mother.
You are an artist.
You are not my daughter.
Hope is like a forest...
This is the perfect time to be here.
Good grief!
You are my daughter.
Please, remain silent.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
This looks wrong.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Let's play
I feel like crying.
I am going to the grand opening.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Plug it in here.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I have a secret.
You broke it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm a god.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
We're going to need a fork.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
You're never going to get away with this!
I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.
Eating is good for the soul.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You made me cry on purpose.
Your eyes have turned blue.
Can I make pizza?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I will always want you.
I want you to stop following me.
I'm trying to save you.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm the worst undertaker on this planet
Give me the fishcake.
Did you get lucky just now?
I love winter in Australia.
You never do what I want.
You should find your mother.
We're cursed.
Who left an ukulele in the lobby?
Please, come closer.
You are a godsend.
You are mannerless.
Take the drink and leave.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to be provoked.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
This is the worst time to be here.
I've reported it to the press.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
A boy needs his father.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Be careful!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I never wanted this.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
I have the gun.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's time to go to bed.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I should hide.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I feel confused.
Good luck!
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
You will always despise me.
Did you eat just now?
I can offer you a cider.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I know who you are.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Give me the hammer.
I love spring in Antarctica.
No one can ever know what we did.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I'm going to need a librarian.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We're no good.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.
You know it.
Who left an ale in the sauna?
Take this and pray.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I'm the worst police officer on this planet
Take the piano and go.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Please, sit down.
I want you to kiss me.
Let's drink
You are a hero.
My life matters.
We should vote.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I feel fortunate.
I will always hate you.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your face has turned grey.
It's going to be okay
Can I make connections?
You're going to need a lot of wood.
We're ghosts.
I want you to be frustrated.
My love, it's so juicy.
I have the knife.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I'm going to need a mortician.
You should listen to your father.
A boy needs discipline.
Throw it here.
No one can ever know the truth.
I love summer in England.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Show me the kite.
It's not easy.
How dare you look at me!
Hey, watch me leave.
I can't find my penguin anywhere.
You never sing anymore.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I see you every day.
Please, don't eat that.
How much luck do you have?
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
We need to break up.
Okay, who left a saw in the attic?
Did you fart last night?
Get ready, or get out.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I heard a noise coming from the lounge room.
This is a fine mess
I bet you know why I'm going.
I know what happened.
I want that lamb out of my house!
My love, it's alive.
Patience is a virtue
I can offer you a job.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I'm a ghost.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
This looks nice.
I want you to be self-reliant.
I'm the best entrepreneur who ever lived.
Can I make informed decisions?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I knew you could see it through.
A boy needs his mother.
I feel heroic.
I have the scroll.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
It's your fault that the train was late.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to help me.
When the bell rings, start singing.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I'm going to need a nurse.
Who left a 7-up in the basement?
Get ready to dance.
I want to tell you about the unicorn.
I have powers.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
You are a handsome devil.
I see you are thinking.
I want you to be businesslike.
You are so nice to me.
Can I make a pie?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I can offer you a good price.
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm lucky.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Please, don't take that.
This looks interesting.
Am I dead, or not?
Leave it alone.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I feel maternal.
I'll watch.
You dropped it.
It's time to go.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I'm the best garbage collector on this planet
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
The show must go on.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I am going to the party.
We need to open it.
I never hurt anybody.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I see you smiling.
We are scheming.
Be safe!
I want you to hold me.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
My life is a mystery.
You're a ghost.
Please, stop crying.
I want you to be uncaring.
Can I make up a story?
Don't wait to be asked.
We're going to need a hammer.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Dying is like taking medicine...
I will always need you.
Give me the ball.
I know where you were.
I feel delighted.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
You're going down!
You should ask for more money.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I'm the only sleuth who ever lived.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs her own room.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I love winter in Brazil.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Let's dance
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dressmaker.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Open the bottle.
It's not working.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I have money.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
It's time to make lunch.
Get ready to die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You are not my father.
Look before you leap.
Can I make the world better?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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