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Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

A boy needs money.

You lost it.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You could never hate me.

We need to unite.

Who left a bunny in the bedroom?

I feel proud.

I've reported it to the press.

I can offer you a job.

Ha-cha-cha.

It's not heavy.

We're going to need a sailor.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Show me the screwdriver.

You never do what I want.

We're insignificant.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to laugh.

Be yourself!

We are unsentimental.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Sorry, I have to take this.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You should ask your mother.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

I knew you could turn things around.

Failure is like a forest...

I see you know what to do.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Why do you love me, so much?

I am going to the funeral.

Your tongue has turned purple.

How dare you laugh at me!

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

This is a day to remember

I want you to be unlovable.

You're a god.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Hey, watch me leave.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

I want that koala out of my room!

I have the letter.

Open sesame.

You are so nice to me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I never gave up hope.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have to tell you about the cracker.

I want you to read to me.

This room is haunted.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

You monster!

I feel ordinary.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I'm going to need a lifeguard.

Give me the spatula.

I love winter in India.

I heard a sound coming from the guest room.

We're ghosts.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop tickling me.

This is the worst time to be amused.

A girl needs her grandfather.

You should quit.

Delivery!

You never have time for me.

I know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

To every thing there is a season.

You are not my father.

Someone's locked the door.

I'm trying to leave.

This looks peculiar.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You should find your mother.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I have money.

I'm the greatest dressmaker who ever lived.

You are my inspiration.

I've reported it to the police.

My love, it's delicious.

I will always need you.

Leave it here.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

Put it here.

You will always want me.

I'm a god.

Be better!

I want that whale out of my house!

This is a fine mess

Who left an apple in the bedroom?

You can't have it.

Let's watch the game

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

My life is over.

I am nihilistic.

You are so mean to me.

I am going to Christmas.

I have to tell you about the barista.

We need to fight.

When I was little, I wanted to be an engineer.

I want you to marry me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Open the door.

I see you have done this before.

It's time to make lunch.

Good grief!

You're going down!

I'll watch.

You burned it on purpose.

I can't find my fish anywhere.

I know math.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Can I make a treehouse?

Am I coming with you, or not?

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're going to need a magician.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I feel skeptical.

You should go to the police.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...

You are an artist.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Give me the screwdriver.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Someone's listening.

I have the time.

Leave it outside.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This room is shrinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We've only got one of these.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Don't ask any questions.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I knew you could live like this.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Take the drink and go.

I love summer in India.

A boy needs his father.

You will always despise me.

I will always want you.

This is a fine ship

When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.

It's giving me a headache.

You're a ghost.

We are hungry.

Did you fart last night?

I want you to be uninhibited.

I volunteer to eat it!

Take this for luck.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

I'm insignificant.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I'll get it.

It's time to pack your bags.

Hey, watch me dance.

You should make peace with your mother.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Be careful!

Who left a pineapple juice in the dining room?

Let's drink

This looks familiar.

I feel resentful.

I want to tell you about the mutant.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

You are not my conscience.

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

You never sing anymore.

My life matters.

I know what happened.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Don't upset your father, not now.

You angel!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

It's not open.

I never really lived.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Can I make an effort?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You broke it.

I want you to be sober.

I want you to betray me.

I'm special.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You're coming with me!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

I volunteer to go!

I am going to the wedding.

Get ready to die.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

My love, it's beautiful.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Falling in love is like opening a letter...

It's giving me an error message.

When the door opens, hide.

Did you fart at work?

I bet you know why I'm going.

How dare you smile at me!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a hammer.

We're the same person.

Sound the alarm!

You hate me.

I'm going to need a firefighter.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Seeing is believing.

I feel funky.

You should find your father.

I love spring in Germany.

You want it.

How much influence do you have?

I need to tell you about the bathroom.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I want you to stop loving me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

No one can ever know how we did it.

It's not easy.

I'm the worst beautician who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

It's time to go to bed.

Good luck!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

Can I make contact?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Please, stand.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I have powers.

I want you to be driven.

I volunteer as tribute!

I am brutal.

Who left a saw in the closet?

Open the curtains.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

My life means nothing.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You never take me seriously.

I should hide.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Take this with you.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

We're alone in the universe.

We're gods.

This is the right time to be here.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

Show me the hot dog.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

A boy needs a job.

I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.

You should make peace with your father.

This is a stick up.

I want that frog out of my car!

It's not appropriate.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I could never despise you.

Whoop-whoop.

You're going to need a navigator.

You are an inspiration.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Don't just stand there.

I love winter in America.

Take the piano and go.

I want to tell you about the vampire.

I want you to stop following me.

You are so good to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a spelunker.

Freedom is like a party...

I am irritated.

Good morning!

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

I feel silly.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

We've only got one option.

We need to make better decisions.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Please, come in.

I see you are thinking.

I'm trying to help.

You found it.

You're under arrest!

You could never despise me.

I can offer you a merlot.

You're weird.

I'm the worst taxidermist on this planet

Getting married is like taking medicine...

I volunteer myself!

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

Can I make it through?

I am going to the grand opening.

You can do this

I have needs.

I want you to kill me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Who left a spatula in the barn?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Let's watch TV!

I have the will.

Don't get too close.

I know where you were.

I want to tell you about the valkyrie.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

No one can ever know that I like you

I despise you.

You are a liar.

Please, don't eat that.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's your fault that the cat died.

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Take this with water.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

You made me cry on purpose.

I never wanted this.

Drop it here.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

We need to break up.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

How dare you look at me!

I am old.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Reality is like a violin...

Maybe no one will notice

I should think about this.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Good night!

I love autumn in Antarctica.

This looks odd.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Enough is as good as a feast.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Did you fart yesterday?

Your face has turned orange.

I heard a sound coming from the living room.

I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?

I want you to listen to me.

I want you.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I am going to Easter.

Who left a chai in the kitchen?

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I knew you could see it through.

I want you to be despicable.

Darling, it's delicious.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Please, come closer.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We need to order pizza.

You are a poet.

We're going to need a knife.

Can I make it fun?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

You are my daughter.

You will always need me.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I'm the greatest gravedigger who ever lived.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

Hand me the spoon.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Let's eat

It was my fault that the game sucked.

A girl needs boundaries.

It's not mine.

You are self-effacing.

I can offer you a Budweiser.

No one can ever know what we did.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You dropped it.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You should buy a lottery ticket.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

You should listen to your father.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Take the piano and die.

Dare to dream

I love you.

This room is unstable.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to be courteous.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Someone's watching us.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Did you eat just now?

I heard a noise coming from the garage.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Don't wait to be asked.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

Open your heart.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Give me the skateboard.

My life is cursed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

Get ready to run.

We've only got one life.

I'm the best mercenary on this planet

We're special.

Please, lie down.

You are an idiot.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

This looks suspicious.

Can I make it better?

I feel indecisive.

I know the future.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Who left a lemonade in the wardrobe?

You are not my mother.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I want that eagle out of my car!

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a whiskey.

I knew you could fix it.

You fascinate me.

I love fall in India.

I want you to love me.

I am weary.

Just be yourself

I have the poem.

I'll get ready.

My love, it's dead.

Be safe!

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

You devil!

Take the drink and leave.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

You never listen.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to be tormented.

I feel secretive.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

We're going to need a fork.

Stop, in the name of love.

A boy needs his grandfather.

We're magnificent.

Reading is good for the soul.

I see you every day.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I'm going to need an artist.

You are a thief.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'll sit on it.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I love spring in Japan.

Take this and pray.

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