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Hey, watch me leave.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We've only got one bullet.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
You lost it.
I want you to love me.
Take this for luck.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
We're ghosts.
This is a stick up.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you.
Be better!
Don't upset your father, not now.
It's time to go.
Sound the alarm!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Good morning!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Patience is a virtue
I am going to the grand opening.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
We are annoyed.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Open your heart.
I want that panda out of my car!
Leave it alone.
Can I make up?
You crashed the car on purpose.
Your lips have turned green.
I love spring in Brazil.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Sleep is like a beautiful melody...
You're special.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You should go to the police.
I'm a ghost.
It's not open.
I have the gun.
Why do you tease me, so much?
A girl needs her friends.
I'm trying to care.
Stop, in the name of love.
This room is unstable.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I'm the greatest hotelier who ever lived.
When the door opens, hide.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Someone's coming this way.
You should find your father.
We need to open it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I know what to do.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Please, don't move.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I never gave up hope.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Alright, who left a sandwich in the wardrobe?
Did you get lucky just now?
You are my reason for living.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.
Time to shine
I could never hate you.
I'll watch.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I want you to be thankful.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're going to pay!
I have the card.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You are not my favourite.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I have powers.
We're insignificant.
I want you to kiss me.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I want that moose out of my house!
Your eyes have turned black.
I love winter in China.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You're a god.
We're the same person.
Drop it here.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
When I was little, I wanted to be an interior designer.
This looks bad.
You are a handsome devil.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a cracker.
I know the future.
We need to make out.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I see you let yourself in.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You are so good to me.
We should quit.
I never wanted to die.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I volunteer to go!
I'm trying to open it.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I love you.
You fascinate me.
It has to work
It's easy to be wise after the event.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I can offer you a good price.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm going to need a saw.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Dying is like changing a light bulb...
My life is over.
Get ready to run.
You can't have it.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Let's go
You devil!
It's giving me a headache.
A girl needs love.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Who left a shark in the dining room?
I want you to stop believing in me.
We're weird.
This room is haunted.
You're a ghost.
Your nose has turned green.
It's not for sale.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Don't ask any questions.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
How much money do you have?
Did you get lucky last night?
Can I make a contribution?
Why do you love me, so much?
Am I dead, or not?
You made me cry on purpose.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I want you to kill me.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Be yourself!
You never call me.
I heard a sound coming from the wardrobe.
Good luck!
I volunteer myself!
I feel foolish.
You are an idiot.
I can offer you an ale.
I want that panda out of my room!
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I know where you were.
I've reported it to Interpol.
We're gods.
I love winter in Canada.
Luck is like a party...
Your cheeks have turned grey.
Leave it here.
Someone's watching us.
My life matters.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You need me.
We need to order pizza.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Give me the screwdriver.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Take this with you.
A boy needs his grandfather.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You are my teacher.
How dare you look at me!
You are not my mother.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want you to stop me.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You're going down!
You are conceited.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monk.
Don't fool around.
It was my fault that the dog died.
You want it.
I see you have done this before.
You should make peace with your mother.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
We're going to need a gardener.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Whoop-whoop.
It's not alive.
You are so mean to me.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Can I make the world better?
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you survived.
It's giving me grief.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
It's going to be okay
Let's drink
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Throw it here.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I love spring in America.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
No one can ever know the truth.
We need to make better decisions.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I knew you could turn things around.
Someone's listening.
Youth is wasted on the young.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I can offer you a lemonade.
I'm going to need a spoon.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I could never love you.
I want you to stop smelling me.
We've only got one hope.
We should hide.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We're magnificent.
I never could make up my mind.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
This is the right time to be angry.
I am bored.
I want you to inspire me.
You never do what I want.
You dropped it.
We're going to need a reporter.
I want that deer out of my room!
Hey, watch me dance.
I have needs.
A boy needs money.
You are so kind to me.
Leave it outside.
You're crazy!
Take the drink and die.
I'm a god.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
It's now or never
Falling in love is like going to the beach...
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Open the bottle.
Who left a horse in the bathroom?
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Can I make it count?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I feel impulsive.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I've reported it to the President.
I have to tell you about the chicken sexer.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I'm cursed.
You should write to your father.
You are my favourite.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You're going to need a lot of luck.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I love winter in Australia.
My life is a mystery.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
You are an artist.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Leave it until morning.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Winners don't quit
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I am pretentious.
Your face has turned white.
I never listened.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to help me.
I have the will.
This is a fine mess
Stop, in the name of the law.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I want you to be perplexed.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Good grief!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Am I coming with you, or not?
Show me the screwdriver.
Who left a cider in the armory?
You're going to need a can opener.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Did you eat this morning?
You are my everything.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Your ears have turned brown.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm crazy.
A boy needs his own room.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I'll get it.
This looks interesting.
I have 20-20 vision.
Open the door.
We need to unite.
You never say what you're thinking.
Can I make a wish?
I'm going to need a carpenter.
We are impudent.
Love is like a piano...
I know more than you realise.
It's not appropriate.
How dare you laugh at me!
Just breathe
All good things must come to an end.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
My life means nothing.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Please, come closer.
Getting married is like taking medicine...
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I feel determined.
When I was little, I wanted to be a composer.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I have the knife.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
You are a liar.
You burned it on purpose.
I never killed anyone.
I want that shark out of my room!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You can have it.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're going to need a spoon.
Let's play
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Delivery!
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I'm lucky.
Open it here.
This is a fine ship
Dreams are like chocolate...
I'm the worst air traffic controller who ever lived.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to clean up after me.
Be careful!
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
Get ready to dance.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
This is the right time to be amused.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Take the money and die.
You should call your mother.
It's not dead.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
This room is bugged.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
My love, it's alive.
You're coming with me!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Show me the skateboard.
You monster!
You will always hate me.
I'll help.
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Why do you hate me, so much?
No one can ever know that I was here.
It's almost over
You're going to need a lot of paint.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Please, don't drink that.
Hey, watch me smile.
You never stop to think.
I am hidebound.
Let's watch TV!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to stop following me.
I have lost the will to live.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Be safe!
Cooking is good for the soul.
I want you to be sensitive.
I love winter in America.
You are so nice to me.
This looks nice.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's giving me an error message.
Take the piano and leave.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a cider.
You're never going to get away with this!
I feel weak.
We should go to the police.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Can I make a kite?
I want that pony out of my room!
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I'll keep guard.
I'm the greatest detective who ever lived.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Who left a chair in the basement?
I volunteer to eat it!
My love, it's so shiny.
I want to tell you about the pickle.
Give me the licorice twist.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You should ask your father.
I see you smiling.
Good night!
I will always hate you.
I love fall in Antarctica.
You are a poet.
I knew you could fix it.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I am going to Christmas.
You are not my daughter.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I feel keen.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of wine...
No one can ever know what we did.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I can't find my smoothie anywhere.
You're going to need a spatula.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You will always want me.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
I heard laughter coming from the classroom.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I'm the only hunter on this planet
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a coach.
I want you to stop lying to me.
My life is cursed.
We are popular.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Your nose has turned brown.
Can I make up a story?
You broke it.
You're insignificant.
I want to tell you about the laundry.
I am going to the party.
Who left a spring-roll in the bedroom?
I see you every day.
I'll open it.
Getting married is like opening a window...
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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