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No one can ever know that I survived.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I'm the best sleuth on this planet

Okay, who left a doll in the lounge room?

Friendship is like a lake...

I'll get ready.

This is a day to remember

It's not dead.

I heard a sound coming from the library.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When the party starts, start singing.

We're gods.

You need me.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It's time to go.

I have to tell you about the god.

It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to read to me.

We are wishful.

You're never going to get away with this!

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.

Can I make it better?

You are so good to me.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Give me the bread-stick.

I've reported it to mother.

You know it.

Good morning!

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's giving me an error message.

You should pay the bill.

You angel!

I have the time.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I love summer in France.

I feel important.

I see you are thinking.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Please, stop laughing.

We're going to need a swimmer.

You should call your mother.

I can offer you a job.

You never sing anymore.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

This room is bugged.

My life is cursed.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

We're going to need a can opener.

Hey, watch me dance.

Leave it outside.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Open the door.

Take this with you.

I'm a god.

I want that octopus out of my house!

Am I dead, or not?

I'm crazy.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I know the future.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I have needs.

I'm trying to forgive you.

All's well that ends well

Leave it here.

You are a twit.

This is a fine ship

I want you to be easy.

Sound the alarm!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

You are my inspiration.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I am going to the grand opening.

Delivery!

You broke the vase on purpose.

Take the piano and go.

I'll get it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You dropped it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I want you to inspire me.

I see you every day.

I can offer you a pickle.

I want you to stop following me.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Good luck!

I am depressed.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Mercy is like an ocean...

Please, remain silent.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

It's time to pack your bags.

Can I make a stand?

I want to tell you about Sunday.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

We should vote.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

We've only got one hope.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I knew you could make up your mind.

Your eyes have turned red.

Take this with water.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Be careful!

You're going to need a diver.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

It was my fault that Grandma fell down the well.

I've reported it to the press.

You are not my mother.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Dammit, who left an otter in the lobby?

You devil!

You never have time for me.

We're going to need a wrench.

You're crazy!

Get ready to run.

You should find your mother.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Darling, it's delicious.

When I was little, I wanted to be a juggler.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

You're insignificant.

I know more than you realise.

I never gave up hope.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Why do you love me, so much?

You can do this

We need to make out.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You need it.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Plug it in here.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I am ordinary.

Let's drink

It's your fault that the train was late.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I could never despise you.

I want you to betray me.

You're going to need a lot of help.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Don't wait to be asked.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Your opinion is like a guitar...

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want to tell you about the wine.

Be better!

It's not safe.

We're the same person.

Throw me the guitar.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want that pig out of my house!

Please, stop smoking.

It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.

I volunteer myself!

Find some proof that he deceived you.

My life means nothing.

Who left a frog in the kitchen?

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a spoon.

We need to make better decisions.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Just breathe

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm the only burglar who ever lived.

Open sesame.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.

Can I make finger puppets?

You are a thief.

This is a stick up.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you a good price.

We're going to need an air traffic controller.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I never hurt anybody.

You are so nice to me.

We're weird.

You're a ghost.

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...

I want you to love me.

You hate me.

I want you to be agonizing.

We've only got one of these.

I love summer in Australia.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your face has turned white.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You never listen.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are not my favourite.

I have the will.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I'm going to need a hammer.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Please, don't eat that.

I feel decadent.

Be safe!

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I am unique.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want that zebra out of my car!

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm the best writer on this planet

Dammit, who left a spring-roll in the conservatory?

I volunteer to eat it!

It's not yours.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

No one can ever know that I was here.

My love, it's dead.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

You are my teacher.

Let's watch TV!

Take this for luck.

I want you to kill me.

You're going to need an ambassador.

I love winter in Switzerland.

Hey, watch me move.

This looks familiar.

We need to stay.

I am going to the party.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Your nose has turned red.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I knew you could open it.

This room is haunted.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

Getting married is like writing a memo...

I can offer you a Guinness.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Pride is like a party...

You are not my conscience.

I want you to stop blaming me.

A boy needs his friends.

Good grief!

Drop it here.

I feel deceitful.

Get ready to laugh.

You never call me.

I want you to be old-fashioned.

I see you have done this before.

I despise you.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I have powers.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

How much time do you have?

We're going to need a saw.

I'm a ghost.

It's giving me hope.

It's not easy.

You're coming with me!

You should listen to your mother.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'm the only baker on this planet

Let's go

Am I coming with you, or not?

We're crazy.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Please, stop shouting.

Someone's coming this way.

You are so mean to me.

Okay, who left a Red Bull in the garage?

We're going to need a lot of money.

You found it.

Be yourself!

When the door opens, start crying.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I feel alone.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

You are not my type.

Hey, watch me smile.

I've reported it to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I have the scroll.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Get ready, or get out.

We need to break up.

Your face has turned blue.

Can I make a deal?

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I heard a howl coming from the cell.

No one can ever know that I like you

I want you to be guileless.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Today is the day

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Did you fart at work?

We've only got one option.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I'm the only welder who ever lived.

My life matters.

You are my son.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hairdresser.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

Who left a crab in the lobby?

Let's watch the game

No one can ever know the truth.

Whoop-whoop.

You are the best person I have ever met.

How dare you smile at me!

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

You won't find it.

I volunteer as tribute!

Laughing is good for the soul.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I hate you.

I need to tell you about the lemonade.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

I see you know what to do.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

You're amazing!

Give me the candy-bar.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a diplomat.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We are offended.

I never could make up my mind.

I love spring in Ireland.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Can I make love?

Get ready to die.

You are a godsend.

First come, first served.

Who left a dinosaur in the living room?

It has to work

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I'm no good.

Take the drink and die.

Friendship is like a beach...

Stop, in the name of the law.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You monster!

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

This looks suspicious.

I'm the worst security guard who ever lived.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

A boy needs his mother.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Give me the can opener.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

You're going down!

You are not my daughter.

Open the bottle.

I can offer you a cracker.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

You're going to need a chef.

I should vote.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Your nose has turned black.

I volunteer to go!

I heard a voice coming from the library.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Someone's locked the door.

My love, it's beautiful.

You will always love me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are forceful.

I never listened.

I want you to kiss me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You're magnificent.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Open it here.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I'm trying to believe you.

You never take me seriously.

I feel sore.

I have lost the will to live.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

It's giving me grief.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a saxophonist.

It's not ready.

Take this and pray.

I will always hate you.

Can I make jelly?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

You want it.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I want that duck out of my car!

I want to tell you about the bedroom.

Open your heart.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

I bet you know why I'm going.

A girl needs discipline.

It's now or never

You will always need me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Take the drink and leave.

This looks peculiar.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Someone's listening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Let's get it

I love spring in Australia.

We've only got one life.

You're under arrest!

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

No one can ever know what we did.

I'm going to need a fork.

I've reported it to the President.

You are my reason for living.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

I feel heartbroken.

You should find your father.

Forgiveness is like a canvas...

I'm the worst scientist who ever lived.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Stop, in the name of love.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I am going to the wedding.

A girl needs a job.

It's not going to fit.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I'm going to need a chef.

I want that crow out of my life!

Give it here.

I know where you were.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I have the card.

We're ghosts.

When I was little, I wanted to be a politician.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

Take the money and die.

Can I make promises?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

We need to open it.

I can offer you a beer.

It was my fault that the crops died.

You are a liar.

Please, listen to me.

You never stop to think.

This looks bad.

I could never hate you.

You should ask your father.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I feel ticklish.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Why do you tease me, so much?

This is a fine mess

Don't ask any questions.

Who left an umbrella in the office?

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