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Be yourself!
You are so nice to me.
You could never love me.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I feel maternal.
I'm going to need a hunter.
It's time to go to bed.
I'm the worst beggar on this planet
This looks great.
When the bell rings, hide.
You are not my mother.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I can offer you a good price.
Don't fool around.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Someone's in here.
This room is haunted.
I want you to betray me.
I will always need you.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
A girl needs confidence.
It's going to be okay
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
You should protect your father.
This is a day to remember
I'll keep guard.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You are a thief.
I've reported it to the press.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Time will tell.
I know where you were.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
We're the same person.
I'm insignificant.
You're going to pay!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You never take me seriously.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I should quit.
We are predictable.
This is the worst time to be happy.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
Let's watch TV!
Okay, who left a kite in the garage?
I have time.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I'm trying to open it.
My life matters.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
It's not easy.
How dare you laugh at me!
Take the money and leave.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
We need to make better decisions.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Take this for luck.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
When the bell rings, remain calm.
You fascinate me.
I want that zebra out of my life!
I want you to stop blaming me.
I'm the only courier on this planet
I need to tell you about the ghost.
Can I make time?
Good night!
I love fall in Canada.
I have the knife.
It's time to pack your bags.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'm a god.
You devil!
Your cheeks have turned grey.
We're no good.
You're under arrest!
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
We should think about this.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I want you.
Someone's having a bad day.
I never killed anyone.
You deserve this
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I see you know what to do.
Leave it here.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
My love, it's alive.
I have to tell you about Easter.
I volunteer to eat it!
When I was little, I wanted to be a violinist.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We're ghosts.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Hand me the saw.
Be safe!
Am I coming with you, or not?
Your nose has turned purple.
I know what to do.
I've reported it to mother.
Get ready to dance.
Don't get too close.
Let's play
You are a hero.
You are not my son.
I'll open it.
It was my fault that Dad fell down the well.
You should disown your mother.
Take the drink and die.
This is a stick up.
Please, remain silent.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
How much courage do you have?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Give it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Good luck!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
You broke the vase on purpose.
I am going to the funeral.
You broke it.
Can I make contact?
We're lucky.
I want to tell you about the mobster.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
We've only got one chance.
You're a god.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I'm going to need a spy.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I feel curious.
This looks suspicious.
Why do you love me, so much?
Sound the alarm!
I volunteer myself!
No one can ever know the truth.
You despise me.
Throw me the banana.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Be careful!
This is the right time to be amused.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Open the curtains.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Just try not to cry
Your ears have turned blue.
Take this with you.
Who left a hammer in the cloakroom?
I'm trying to win.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I'll wait here.
You are not my conscience.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are my only hope.
My life means nothing.
We are meddlesome.
It's not appropriate.
Delivery!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You're crazy!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Don't wait to be asked.
Throw it here.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
A bad penny always turns up.
I want you to clean up after me.
We need to open it.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm the best security guard who ever lived.
A girl needs boundaries.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
I want you to stop looking at me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're magnificent.
We're going to need a tailor.
Let's watch the game
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You're a ghost.
Get ready to run.
I volunteer as tribute!
I could never want you.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I am going to the grand opening.
I love autumn in England.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Your face has turned purple.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to Interpol.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
This is a fine mess
Please, come closer.
I can't find my house anywhere.
It was my fault that the dog died.
Can I make history?
Your lips have turned pink.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You burned it on purpose.
Stop, in the name of love.
This room is shrinking.
You want it.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Good morning!
Did you get lucky just now?
I want you to look at me.
You need me.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Someone's listening.
It's giving me grief.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I have the letter.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Take the piano and go.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
You never call me.
I can offer you a job.
We need to go.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
We're gods.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You angel!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You're amazing!
I feel nervous.
I love spring in China.
This looks familiar.
I should pay the bill.
Open your heart.
I'll watch.
I'm the greatest taxi-driver who ever lived.
I see you for who you are.
How much influence do you have?
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
My life is cursed.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I've reported it to the President.
We're special.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You should make peace with your father.
Darling, it's delicious.
Another day, another dollar.
You are my everything.
You are a genius.
I want you to be reactive.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I have the time.
Leave it alone.
Please, don't move.
I have powers.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
You're going to need a shop assistant.
I knew you could fix it.
We need to play.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You are methodical.
This looks wrong.
You're going down!
Can I make the world better?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Good grief!
Patience is a virtue
You never listen.
No one can ever know what we did.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Who left a skateboard in the chapel?
I'm the only hunter who ever lived.
Hey, watch me leave.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
I need you.
I can offer you an apple.
Take the drink and leave.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
My life is over.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want that pig out of my car!
We've only got one hope.
Finding a job is like going to the fair...
Let's get it
Did you fart last night?
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I'm trying to leave.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I feel ecstatic.
I never felt so alone.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Don't just stand there.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm going to need a greengrocer.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
You should write to your mother.
Get ready for this.
We should quit.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I am fanciful.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
I want you to help me.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
You're going to need a lot of wood.
Each to their own.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You're going to need a saw.
Okay, who left a wrench in the cell?
I will always want you.
I can offer you a sandwich.
You never stop to think.
Someone's locked the door.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I have 20-20 vision.
You're weird.
My love, it's so juicy.
I have the gun.
I'm a ghost.
Can I make a movie?
A girl needs her friends.
I know who you are.
Please, stay where you are.
Open sesame.
Show me the doll.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Wisdom is like a mountain...
You monster!
It was your fault that the lights went out.
You can have it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You are a poet.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You are my daughter.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want that cat out of my house!
We are useless.
When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.
Get ready to die.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love autumn in Canada.
You're really something!
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I never loved you.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
We're going to need a spoon.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
We're going to need a drummer.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Dying is like making cupcakes...
You are so kind to me.
I can offer you a short black.
I know what happened.
I am going to the wedding.
You never have time for me.
Can I make progress?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the closet.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
It was your fault that Dad fell down the well.
You're insignificant.
It's not for sale.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
A boy needs confidence.
Take the money and die.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one suspects a thing
Please, stand.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm the greatest chef on this planet
I hate you.
How dare you look at me!
You should ask your mother.
I want that monkey out of my room!
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Leave it until morning.
Fears are like spaghetti...
Your tongue has turned yellow.
You hate me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Did you fart just now?
I need to tell you about the lobby.
I volunteer to go!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Fear is like a camera...
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I am kind.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I never gave up hope.
You're going to need a lighthouse-keeper.
We're alone in the universe.
I feel proud.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
It's not dead.
This is the right time to be happy.
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
I can offer you an ale.
You are so mean to me.
We should pay the bill.
This looks interesting.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm the worst firefighter who ever lived.
Alright, who left a slice of pizza in the waiting room?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Someone's watching us.
I heard weeping coming from the library.
I want you to inspire me.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Please, stop crying.
You want me.
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
I will always despise you.
When the party starts, start crying.
I'll help.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I love winter in Spain.
Ha-cha-cha.
Don't ask any questions.
You are passionate.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Let's drink
I have to tell you about Friday.
A boy needs his mother.
I should start a business.
I see you every day.
I never listened.
Am I dead, or not?
We're going to need a lot of paint.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I'm going to need a dogcatcher.
Your ego is like a violin...
Your face has turned brown.
We need to eat.
I'm the best technician on this planet
My life is a mystery.
You are an artist.
You found it.
I can't find my dog anywhere.
I heard weeping coming from the chapel.
I feel generous.
Okay, who left a banana in the guest room?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You're cursed.
Be better!
You are my inspiration.
A boy needs his father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Your lips have turned black.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Dancing is good for the soul.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to be desperate.
It's now or never
Find some proof that they lied to you.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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