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Take this with water.

I am going to the party.

You should find your father.

My life is cursed.

I have time.

This is a fine ship

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Someone's locked the door.

You're a ghost.

I have the will.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Hand me the spoon.

You never take me seriously.

Be safe!

You're crazy!

Reading is all I can manage now.

We should ask for more money.

You are my reason for living.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We need to make better decisions.

I know where you were.

This looks familiar.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I heard laughter coming from the living room.

I'll sit on it.

Get ready for this.

You can't have it.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to kiss me.

We're special.

It was my fault that the cat died.

I'm the greatest dentist on this planet

I see you came prepared.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Leave it until morning.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You're going to need a dogcatcher.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Don't just stand there.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You angel!

Just be yourself

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

It's not yours.

Please, look at me.

I want that zebra out of my life!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of beer...

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I feel frightened.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Drop it here.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Your lips have turned red.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are a godsend.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Good night!

I knew you could survive.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I'm a god.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You need me.

We're ghosts.

I never felt so alone.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I could never hate you.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

I have a secret.

You made me cry on purpose.

I should hide.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

This looks odd.

Friendship is like a movie...

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I have to tell you about the the windmill.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Let's watch TV!

Can I make a statement?

Delivery!

This room is unstable.

This is a day to remember

It's giving me a headache.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Did you get lucky last night?

I'll get it.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

My life means nothing.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Stop, in the name of the law.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

No one can ever know the truth.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Reading is good for the soul.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I want you to help me.

Open the curtains.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

A girl needs money.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I'm lucky.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.

We're gods.

I love you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You are not my daughter.

I heard a sound coming from the lobby.

I can offer you a job.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

I want you to stop loving me.

Take this for luck.

Your nose has turned green.

I want that monkey out of my life!

We've only got one hope.

I have the time.

Hey, watch me dance.

I have money.

I feel old.

Who left a chicken in the outhouse?

You found it.

Good morning!

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Let's watch the game

I volunteer to eat it!

You are an idiot.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I'll wait here.

Please, stop crying.

You never stop to think.

Plug it in here.

You're going to need a knife.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

We're going to need a hairdresser.

We need to go.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Take the drink and go.

My love, it's delicious.

You will always despise me.

Leave it outside.

You should listen to your father.

Get ready, or get out.

I never listened.

We're alone in the universe.

Show me the cracker.

You should pay the bill.

A boy needs confidence.

Can I make noises?

Am I under arrest, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

You are so good to me.

I know what to do.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

All's well that ends well

Dying is like making a cake...

I can offer you a long white.

Let's get it

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I'm trying to understand.

Your forgiveness is like a bar of soap...

I want you to stop tickling me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We need to order pizza.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'm a ghost.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Your cheeks have turned orange.

It's time to go to bed.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

It's not alive.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

Whoop-whoop.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

We are thorough.

You want it.

I have 20-20 vision.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

We're going to need a knife.

You are so mean to me.

My love, it's alive.

I want you to betray me.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

This room is haunted.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Get out while the getting is good.

You could never despise me.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I'm the greatest florist on this planet

We're going to need an astronaut.

Leave it alone.

A boy needs his father.

We need to stay.

I feel messy.

I will always want you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to stop questioning me.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Be better!

Am I coming with you, or not?

Don't get too close.

I can offer you an apple.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Take the drink and die.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I have the poem.

You're a god.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

My life is over.

This is the perfect time to be here.

How dare you laugh at me!

I can offer you a good price.

Who left a hammer in the conservatory?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

It was your fault that the party was ruined.

I am going to the grand opening.

You are an artist.

Someone's in here.

I'm trying to win.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

A girl needs her grandmother.

You are my son.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to kill me.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

You dropped it.

I can't find my house anywhere.

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Open the bottle.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You never call me.

I feel bewildered.

It's time to make lunch.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Give me the screwdriver.

Stop, in the name of love.

I never really lived.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I know what happened.

I want you to be clever.

I have the gun.

Take the money and leave.

We've only got one chance.

We're going to need a dogcatcher.

We're the same person.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You monster!

I love summer in Antarctica.

Please, remain silent.

How much influence do you have?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

It's giving me grief.

Darling, it's dead.

You're going to need a shovel.

I volunteer myself!

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I've reported it to the President.

Good luck!

You're magnificent.

I have lost the will to live.

Take this with you.

I'm the greatest model who ever lived.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Your ears have turned pink.

Can I make the world better?

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

Sound the alarm!

How dare you look at me!

I feel emotional.

Open the door.

Get ready to dance.

I see you know what to do.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I have to tell you about Friday.

You're going to pay!

Someone's watching us.

This looks wrong.

It's not appropriate.

I never loved you.

I can offer you a margarita.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You never smile.

Why do you love me, so much?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I knew you could see it through.

You devil!

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I want that ant out of my room!

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

It's time to brush your teeth.

I love autumn in England.

Don't fool around.

Please, lie down.

I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.

It has to work

We should think about this.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

My life matters.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I'm trying to leave.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm the best fortune-teller who ever lived.

We are laughing.

I want you to be purposeful.

Give it here.

You won't find it.

It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I'm alone in the universe.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

You're going to need a soldier.

I feel cowardly.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We've only got one option.

Hand me the guitar.

Someone's listening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

This is a stick up.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I see you for who you are.

We need to unite.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Get ready to die.

I never wanted to die.

Did you get lucky just now?

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Hey, watch me smile.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the candy-bar.

I heard a howl coming from the cell.

You're coming with me!

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I'll watch.

I can offer you a Red Bull.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Please, give me that.

Practice what you preach.

Good grief!

We're going to need a librarian.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beggar.

Mercy is like a canvas...

You're alone in the universe.

You broke it.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You are so nice to me.

I want to tell you about Easter.

We need to eat.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

I hate you.

Throw me the celery stick.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I want you to read to me.

I have the scroll.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want that fox out of my life!

You love me.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You should make peace with your father.

I'll help.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Who left a spatula in the dining room?

We've only got one of these.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.

Throw it here.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I've reported it to mother.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Did you fart while I was away?

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Please, come closer.

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

A boy needs his grandfather.

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

We're going to need a saw.

I am monstrous.

Take this and pray.

Your nose has turned stripey.

You know it.

I never killed anyone.

I want you to be callous.

You're going to need a lot of water.

You're lucky.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to cook for me.

I'm going to need a ventriloquist.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Can I make a wish?

You are the best person I have ever met.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I see you are thinking.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

You could never hate me.

Running for office is like eating a cake...

I feel sure.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

You're going down!

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want that rabbit out of my room!

Dare to dream

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I'm the worst winemaker on this planet

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs her mother.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I am going to Christmas.

This room is bugged.

You are puritanical.

Fears are like marshmallows...

Your eyes have turned yellow.

My love, it's so shiny.

I want you to be coarse.

I volunteer as tribute!

It's your fault that the dog died.

Who left a knife in the wardrobe?

I want you to document my trip to America.

I'll open it.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

We're going to need a fork.

I have the card.

We need to close it.

Show me the sandwich.

I see you let yourself in.

We're going to need a sleuth.

I need to tell you about the muffin.

You should hide.

I want you.

You should call your father.

You are my sunshine.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

We're cursed.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This looks bad.

This is crazy

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I want that whale out of my house!

Open sesame.

You are a hero.

I want you to stop blaming me.

My life is a mystery.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

A girl needs her father.

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