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Can I make money?

I know who you are.

I see you for who you are.

You should protect your father.

You monster!

A girl needs her friends.

You are so nice to me.

Delivery!

I want that goat out of my room!

Cooking is good for the soul.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We need to order pizza.

Get ready to die.

We're ghosts.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We're special.

Stop, in the name of love.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I can offer you a job.

This is a day to remember

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Open the window.

You're going to need a wrench.

It was your fault that the dog died.

You are infatuated.

Open it here.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

I'm going to need a goatherd.

You're crazy!

You are an inspiration.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Who left a penguin in the living room?

I want you to clean up after me.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Your lips have turned yellow.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

When the lights go out, start singing.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I never felt so alone.

This looks bad.

Don't fool around.

I feel funny.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

I'm the only rat catcher who ever lived.

You found it.

Take the money and leave.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

This is crazy

Your nose has turned black.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

You never listen.

Throw me the fishcake.

This room is shrinking.

Sound the alarm!

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

You should ask your father.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Darling, it's dead.

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'll be here, if you need me.

Take this with you.

You are so good to me.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I have lost the will to live.

It's not yours.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I've reported it to the President.

Someone's listening.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You broke the vase on purpose.

I see you have done this before.

Open the curtains.

Good morning!

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

It's giving me hope.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.

We are personable.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Who left a kite in the library?

It's time to go to bed.

I have the scroll.

This is a fine mess

How dare you smile at me!

Your eyes have turned spotted.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You're under arrest!

Please, come closer.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Learning is like taking out the garbage...

You are my father.

A boy needs discipline.

My life matters.

I want you to kiss me.

I want that cat out of my room!

Don't get too close.

The age of miracles is past.

I'm crazy.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I can offer you an apple.

I never wanted to die.

I knew you could make up your mind.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

The first thing to consider is safety.

We've only got one life.

You never take me seriously.

I could never hate you.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to stop lying to me.

We're gods.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I'm a ghost.

Can I make breakfast?

Take this and pray.

Why do you love me, so much?

I volunteer myself!

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

Your tongue has turned black.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Sorry, I have to take this.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

You are so kind to me.

It's not right.

I feel helpless.

You won't find it.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You are nervous.

I know what to do.

You will always fascinate me.

Leave it alone.

Your motivation is like a beach...

I have the poem.

You are my teacher.

Someone's watching us.

This looks odd.

Hand me the spatula.

It's time to go.

I need to tell you about the fishcake.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I have faith.

How dare you look at me!

You're going to need a shovel.

Please, stand.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Time to shine

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

You never call me.

It was my fault that the train was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I want you to kill me.

I'm no good.

Who left a tiger in the corridor?

I hate you.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

We're going to need a hairdresser.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Let's dance

I'm the only scout who ever lived.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

You're amazing!

You should disown your mother.

We are neat.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Take the piano and go.

Your face has turned brown.

You're a ghost.

Beware the Ides of March.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

You burned it on purpose.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want that cheetah out of my life!

We should think about this.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You could never need me.

I know where you were.

Did you eat this morning?

We're going to need a lot of help.

I'll sit on it.

Get ready for this.

Put it here.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Hey, watch me leave.

We've only got one bullet.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You can't have it.

We need to stay.

I have powers.

Please, listen to me.

I have to tell you about the valkyrie.

This room is bugged.

You devil!

Who left an umbrella in the dungeon?

I'm going to need a poet.

Can I make dumplings?

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Leave it here.

I am going to the party.

Let's play

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

It's now or never

I'm cursed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

You are a thief.

Give me the fork.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Your success is like a bar of soap...

I'm trying to save you.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

How much time do you have?

I am dedicated.

Getting married is like eating toast...

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Take this with water.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

We need to stop.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

This room is unstable.

You are my love.

I will always need you.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I want that lamb out of my life!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I have to tell you about the armory.

I can offer you a pickle.

You are not my mother.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You can have it.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I've reported it to mother.

Good night!

It's not heavy.

I want you to betray me.

You should find your father.

Throw it here.

Okay, who left a chicken wing in the cloakroom?

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

We're the same person.

I feel cowardly.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

It's time to pack your bags.

This is the worst time to be here.

Can I make believe?

Show me the skateboard.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Please, don't take that.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Your nose has turned brown.

I see you every day.

Leave it to the professionals.

I want you to stop believing in me.

It's giving me an error message.

You're a god.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

My life means nothing.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You should ask for more money.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Finding a job is like writing a job application...

You are an artist.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

We need to make better decisions.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to be closed off.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

You are my everything.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Just breathe

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You're coming with me!

You will always love me.

Your cheeks have turned green.

I am going to Easter.

I love summer in Ireland.

We're going to need a wrench.

Someone's having a bad day.

You're alone in the universe.

I've reported it to the press.

You're going to need a spin doctor.

Drop it here.

I'm the best chef on this planet

I want you to love me.

You never sing anymore.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I have time.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Can I make a yurt?

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Your nose has turned white.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I never killed anyone.

I feel weird.

I love you.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I have to tell you about the fishcake.

My life is cursed.

Who left a dolphin in the guest room?

It's not for sale.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I am going to the grand opening.

Whatever happens, don't panic

We need to make out.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

We're weird.

It's giving me grief.

Someone's locked the door.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

You should go to the police.

You angel!

I'm the worst customs officer on this planet

I love fall in France.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You never have time for me.

Buying a house is like doing chores...

You're never going to get away with this!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I feel cautious.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I see you let yourself in.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

Less said, soon mended.

You are my only hope.

We are infatuated.

Your face has turned orange.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

No one can ever know what we did.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I know the future.

This room is haunted.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Be careful!

I'm the only photographer on this planet

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Ha-cha-cha.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

You hate me.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Take the money and go.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Success is like a mountain...

I feel ravenous.

It was your fault that we ran out of milk.

I love winter in Canada.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Please, stop laughing.

Let's watch TV!

Open your heart.

I want you to be useless.

You are not my type.

We are young.

A boy needs his friends.

This looks great.

Your tongue has turned purple.

You are a liar.

Good grief!

Get ready to run.

I have to tell you about the sauna.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I volunteer as tribute!

Leave it outside.

I'll help.

You're going to need a mechanic.

I want you to hold me.

I heard laughter coming from the library.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I knew you could open it.

Can I make it up?

I'm going to need a can opener.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I could never despise you.

I feel heroic.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

You want it.

I can offer you a bagel.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I see you know what to do.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I am going to the funeral.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Am I dead, or not?

Did you eat last night?

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I want that tiger out of my life!

No one can ever know that I like you

Thoughts are like chocolate...

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

I should vote.

Don't ask any questions.

You're going to pay!

It's your fault that the train was late.

My life is a mystery.

Someone's coming this way.

You are a handsome devil.

Alright, who left a juice in the outhouse?

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I'll get ready.

I want you to help me.

No one can ever know the truth.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

Please, wait here.

I want to tell you about the pantry.

You could never despise me.

You're going to need a hammer.

I can offer you a sandwich.

Running for office is like turning on a radio...

I'm the only chemist on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

We need to unite.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

It's almost over

Get ready to dance.

Can I make love?

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I never could make up my mind.

I knew you could fix it.

A girl needs her father.

I see you came prepared.

You are inoffensive.

I am going to Christmas.

I should ask for more money.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I'm trying to leave.

Whoop-whoop.

You're magnificent.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I love spring in Canada.

I'll wait here.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

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