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It's giving me grief.
Your ears have turned green.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You need it.
You're coming with me!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to the President.
We're gods.
I know who you are.
We are critical.
We need to open it.
I want you to clean up after me.
I'm the worst animal trainer on this planet
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Get ready to laugh.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
You fascinate me.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Plug it in here.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You are so nice to me.
Let's dance
I feel cheerful.
You made me cry on purpose.
Leave it to the professionals.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
My life is over.
Hand me the bread-stick.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I'm trying to believe you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Someone's watching us.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It was your fault that the dog died.
You should start a business.
We're going to need a fork.
We've only got one bullet.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
How dare you look at me!
You should disown your mother.
We're insignificant.
It's time to make lunch.
You never sing anymore.
I'm a ghost.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
You are a hero.
You are my only hope.
We're going to need an impersonator.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I am going to Easter.
Good morning!
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I see you know what to do.
Who left an icecream in the bathroom?
I want that chimpanzee out of my house!
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I want you to listen to me.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Did you eat at work?
Am I dead, or not?
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You need me.
You found it.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Open the bottle.
Take the drink and die.
I knew you could see it through.
This is a day to remember
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Your face has turned purple.
Be yourself!
Sound the alarm!
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.
No one suspects a thing
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Don't fool around.
You broke the vase on purpose.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
A girl needs her space.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Delivery!
Why do you tease me, so much?
You should vote.
It's giving me an error message.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Get ready, or get out.
You're a ghost.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I'll sit on it.
It's not tight enough.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You're going to need a mobster.
She was unconscious when I found her.
When the party starts, start crying.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Give me the bike.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are an idiot.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can offer you an ale.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
We're crazy.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I have the scroll.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
We're the same person.
Take this with water.
Good grief!
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
I am going to Christmas.
We are busy.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I want you to kiss me.
Leave it outside.
I see you for who you are.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are my mother.
I feel funny.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You won't find it.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Who left a cheetah in the living room?
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Let's go
My life is a mystery.
This is crazy
My love, it's alive.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You're never going to get away with this!
Please, tell me.
Leave it here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
Don't get too close.
Throw me the wrench.
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I can offer you a job.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I have 20-20 vision.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You're weird.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Your cheeks have turned black.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
It's giving me a headache.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I never really lived.
We're going to need an undertaker.
We're going to need a can opener.
It's not the right size.
We should think about this.
I feel sentimental.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You should ask your father.
I will always hate you.
Get ready to dance.
Take the piano and die.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Hey, watch me smile.
Eating is good for the soul.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
We need to close it.
I see you are thinking.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
You can't have it.
Open it here.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Leave it until morning.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm the only saxophonist who ever lived.
Can I make a mess?
Your nose has turned grey.
Please, stop doing that.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I'll get ready.
You're insignificant.
I can offer you a good price.
This room is unstable.
I have time.
I want you to betray me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Someone's having a bad day.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
You will always despise me.
I want that octopus out of my room!
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the pantry.
You are hedonistic.
You never stop to think.
I knew you could survive.
Why do you love me, so much?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Let's watch the game
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
This is the right time to be alone.
I'm a god.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You are my sunshine.
We should quit.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You angel!
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
You are a godsend.
Be safe!
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I want you to be arbitrary.
You should find your father.
Just be yourself
How dare you smile at me!
I'm magnificent.
Give it here.
Dying is like taking medicine...
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
It's time to go.
Don't just stand there.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
No one can ever know that I like you
I volunteer to go!
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
A boy needs his grandfather.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Can I make it happen?
Your nose has turned yellow.
Get ready to run.
When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
We've only got one of these.
I could never hate you.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You are so kind to me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to kill me.
Take this for luck.
We need to make a plan.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Please, come closer.
I have powers.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You are my love.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Leave it alone.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
Give me the spring-roll.
I'm the worst chef who ever lived.
You will always love me.
This room is haunted.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
This looks great.
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This is a fine mess
I've reported it to the press.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
You lost it.
Can I make it up?
I love autumn in France.
My life matters.
We're alone in the universe.
I want you to be irresponsible.
It's almost over
A girl needs discipline.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I volunteer as tribute!
Take this and pray.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Cooking is good for the soul.
We're going to need a spoon.
No one can ever know what we did.
Please, stop crying.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Let's drink
I can offer you a tea.
I'll listen.
All's fair in love and war.
Stop, in the name of love.
You crashed the car on purpose.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
You are troublesome.
I never wanted to die.
I want that bird out of my life!
I have the will.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
This room is shrinking.
I have money.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
You devil!
Who left a tropical juice in the dining room?
I heard weeping coming from the lobby.
Drop it here.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Take the piano and go.
You are so good to me.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
Can I make babies?
We should ask for more money.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to stop questioning me.
Darling, it's so juicy.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I'm the best dressmaker on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I love summer in India.
Someone's listening.
I am going to the funeral.
You're going to need a can opener.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You burned it on purpose.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
My life means nothing.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
It's not mine.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
You are paternalistic.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You love me.
Take this with you.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
You are a poet.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You're going to need a swimming coach.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
I never wanted this.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want you to marry me.
You should think about this.
You're under arrest!
I'm going to need a lot of water.
Having a child is like doing renovations...
Your eyes have turned stripey.
I want that llama out of my room!
I'll watch.
Be careful!
Put it here.
I love autumn in Canada.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We're no good.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is a fine ship
Take the drink and go.
I see you every day.
My love, it's so juicy.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Let's get it
Someone's coming this way.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I need you.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I feel courageous.
You will always hate me.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
It's best to be on the safe side.
You monster!
Did you eat this morning?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You never call me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
We're going to need a goatherd.
It's not in.
You are my daughter.
I'll wait here.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Your nose has turned white.
I can offer you a lemonade.
You are not my type.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Get ready to die.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Open the curtains.
I have to tell you about Monday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You're crazy!
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only shepherd on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Forgiveness is like a beach...
I am distracted.
No one will ever know
I volunteer myself!
Can I make love?
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I see you have done this before.
Hey, watch me dance.
I am going to the grand opening.
I know what to do.
I love spring in France.
It was your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
Your ears have turned black.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You're a god.
I want you to read to me.
We've only got one life.
I'm alone in the universe.
I want you to be healthy.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want that scorpion out of my car!
It's not working.
You should hide.
You should ask your mother.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You could never love me.
You are a handsome devil.
Please, remain silent.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I feel disappointed.
I have lost the will to live.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
We are sorrowful.
Open sesame.
I never listened.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You are not my father.
When the door opens, remain calm.
You're going to need a hammer.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
I will always love you.
I want you to look at me.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
This looks wrong.
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You want me.
I have needs.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
I see you smiling.
We need to stay.
I feel deceitful.
A boy needs his own room.
I want that raccoon out of my house!
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
Your face has turned spotted.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Darling, it's dead.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Hide in plain sight.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Hey, watch me leave.
Please, don't eat that.
You should call your father.
I'm the worst deputy who ever lived.
I'm trying to leave.
You're no good.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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