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I have the time.

A girl needs discipline.

When the door opens, start crying.

I want you to help me.

It was my fault that the crops died.

We need to make out.

We're the same person.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

You burned it on purpose.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I have money.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You're a god.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Am I dead, or not?

Take this with you.

Show me the knife.

I'm special.

Open sesame.

Fears are like chocolate...

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are an inspiration.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Take the drink and leave.

Did you eat last night?

You want it.

I'm going to need a saw.

I could never love you.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You are sanctimonious.

I see you have done this before.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You should write to your mother.

I'm the greatest stonecutter who ever lived.

How dare you laugh at me!

You could never love me.

This is a fine mess

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

We're going to need a guard.

I'll wait here.

It's time to go to bed.

You are so nice to me.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Good night!

I want that lobster out of my car!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I know what to do.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You are my daughter.

I heard a noise coming from the waiting room.

Please, don't eat that.

We've only got one option.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be dominating.

You angel!

Throw me the cracker.

Someone's in here.

I want you to kiss me.

This room is bugged.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I volunteer as tribute!

You're really something!

You're going to need a lot of wood.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

A boy needs love.

Can I make a mess?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You crashed the car on purpose.

When the lights go out, start singing.

This looks bad.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop tickling me.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

We're gods.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Show no mercy

This is the worst time to be here.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're a ghost.

Dead men tell no tales.

Okay, who left a wine in the lounge room?

Delivery!

You hate me.

We're no good.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I love summer in Japan.

Why do you love me, so much?

Drop it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I have time.

We're going to need a can opener.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I feel romantic.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I'll listen.

Let's watch TV!

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I am going to the grand opening.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I want that shark out of my house!

Give me the spoon.

It's giving me grief.

We should think about this.

I can offer you a hot dog.

I want to tell you about Easter.

You never take me seriously.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Get ready to dance.

You're going to need a physicist.

Open the bottle.

Leave it outside.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's not in.

I bet you know why I'm here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a programmer.

A boy needs confidence.

My love, it's so juicy.

This is a fine ship

Hey, watch me leave.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

Did you eat this morning?

We are grieved.

I know what happened.

We've only got one of these.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Please, stay where you are.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm the greatest waiter on this planet

When the party starts, start crying.

You are so kind to me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I want you to look at me.

I never could make up my mind.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

This looks edible.

You are not my father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Your face has turned green.

I have the letter.

I knew you could survive.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Stop, in the name of the law.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Who left a Gatorade in the garage?

Take this with water.

You're crazy!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We're alone in the universe.

Get ready to run.

I hate you.

I want that frog out of my car!

I have lost the will to live.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You never sing anymore.

A boy needs his mother.

Love is like a beautiful melody...

Sorry, I have to take this.

You know it.

Let's go

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm a ghost.

Hand me the guitar.

I want you to be lost.

I've reported it to the police.

This room is haunted.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Throw it here.

This is a day to remember

We should pay the bill.

Can I make a contribution?

We are sulky.

I want you to kill me.

Someone's locked the door.

I can offer you a job.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Leave it to the professionals.

Just try not to cry

I'm going to need a fork.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Be careful!

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Your ears have turned yellow.

You are my mother.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

When I was little, I wanted to be a lumberjack.

You should make peace with your father.

I know who you are.

I never listened.

Don't get too close.

I'll help.

Good luck!

I want that horse out of my house!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

When the bell rings, start crying.

You are so mean to me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I am going to the wedding.

It's not working.

I will always want you.

We're lucky.

I have needs.

We're ghosts.

You are a handsome devil.

Okay, who left a spatula in the pantry?

Take the piano and leave.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Man does not live by bread alone.

My life is cursed.

You are not my son.

I feel patriotic.

You never have time for me.

Show me the kite.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I love fall in Australia.

Your nose has turned white.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

We need to eat.

Someone's watching us.

I'm the worst guru on this planet

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You're amazing!

A boy needs his friends.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I see you are thinking.

Whoop-whoop.

You monster!

We've only got one hope.

Please, stop doing that.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want that spider out of my room!

You need it.

Can I make sandwiches?

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I volunteer to go!

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

The first thing to consider is safety.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

I want you to stop me.

I know where you were.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

We are persuasive.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Put it here.

I want you to stop following me.

I can't find my cheetah anywhere.

This room is unstable.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Just breathe

Why do you tease me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I have 20-20 vision.

We need to order pizza.

I see you for who you are.

I will always despise you.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Darling, it's so expensive.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I'm the only sheepshearer on this planet

You devil!

Hopes are like chocolate...

This looks odd.

You are a thief.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Can I make mistakes?

I feel silly.

You're coming with me!

We're magnificent.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want that wolf out of my car!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Alright, who left a shovel in the bedroom?

I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Don't fool around.

Don't upset your father, not now.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I want you to be repressed.

Leave it until morning.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm a god.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're going to need a lot of help.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

It's time to go.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You are not my conscience.

This looks peculiar.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You won't find it.

I want you to betray me.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Am I under arrest, or not?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Let's drink

You should ask your mother.

I never felt so alone.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't rock the boat.

You never do what I want.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Hey, watch me smile.

I know math.

We need to make a plan.

Don't ask any questions.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

I want that tortoise out of my room!

It's not open.

I can offer you a whiskey.

I want you to be fortunate.

I heard laughter coming from the lobby.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I have to tell you about the dragon.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Get ready, or get out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'm the worst sound technician who ever lived.

You're going to need a spoon.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mobster.

I can offer you a good price.

Okay, who left a Heineken in the pantry?

You're special.

This looks familiar.

Show me the pickle.

My love, it's dead.

It's time to pack your bags.

You're going to pay!

You are clumsy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

I know more than you realise.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You're going to need a busker.

You lost it.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

It's giving me an error message.

My life means nothing.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I should start a business.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Take the piano and go.

I never wanted this.

I'm the greatest veterinarian on this planet

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This room is shrinking.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I knew you could fix it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

They know it was me

Your nose has turned blue.

You are my only hope.

I have the knife.

I'm trying to believe you.

How dare you look at me!

We've only got one chance.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Show me the bread-stick.

I am satisfied.

I'm lucky.

Don't just stand there.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

I can't find my macchiato anywhere.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are not my daughter.

I love summer in China.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Alright, who left a bike in the laundry?

I feel lucky.

I want that puppy out of my room!

I'm going to need a fisher.

We're going to need a spatula.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I volunteer myself!

You should listen to your father.

I want you to be procrastinating.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I'm the worst butcher on this planet

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Take this for luck.

Your tongue has turned brown.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You never call me.

I'll open it.

Plug it in here.

This is the right time to be angry.

I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I never loved you.

Did you fart while I was away?

You should pay the bill.

Maybe no one will notice

I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Your lips have turned stripey.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

You will always fascinate me.

It's not ready.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I feel inferior.

I have to tell you about the whiskey.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I'm going to need a construction worker.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

Leave it here.

Someone's listening.

No one can ever know that I like you

No one can ever know the truth.

Take the money and die.

I see you every day.

I love autumn in England.

My life is over.

We are complaining.

It was your fault that the show was ruined.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You are a hero.

Open the window.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I want you to be vulnerable.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

When the door opens, hide.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

This looks nice.

You're insignificant.

I'm going to need a knife.

We've only got one bullet.

Good grief!

We're going to need a lot of luck.

Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...

Whatever happens, don't panic

Be yourself!

It's not for sale.

I want that kangaroo out of my life!

Please, tell me.

You never stop to think.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

I should hide.

I can offer you a pickle.

I am going to Easter.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

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