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This is the perfect time to be afraid.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
We're ghosts.
Buying a house is like turning on a radio...
My life is cursed.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're special.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I know where you were.
I am going to Easter.
You should find your father.
You made me cry on purpose.
Good night!
Open the window.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
It's time to go to bed.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Am I coming with you, or not?
This is a stick up.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Take the money and go.
You're going to need a spatula.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to stop looking at me.
This room is unstable.
Who left a long white in the conservatory?
I want that monkey out of my house!
A boy needs his friends.
We are short.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Please, don't eat that.
I feel shy.
All's well that ends well
Get ready, or get out.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You devil!
I want you to be softheaded.
I want you to kill me.
You're a ghost.
It's not going to fit.
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
My love, it's so shiny.
I have powers.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
I have the card.
I want to tell you about the ghost.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Don't ask any questions.
I'm trying to save you.
Can I make each day count?
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Don't upset the apple-cart.
I'll get it.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
This looks peculiar.
Be better!
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You never listen.
Someone's having a bad day.
I love autumn in Japan.
You will always love me.
I am going to Christmas.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You're crazy!
Take this with water.
I volunteer myself!
I see you let yourself in.
You're no good.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I know what happened.
You are so kind to me.
You broke it.
I can't find my fish anywhere.
Take the piano and leave.
It's time to go.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Good morning!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Please, stop doing that.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know what we did.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Who left a banana in the dungeon?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to be considerate.
Plug it in here.
I want you to stop loving me.
I never wanted this.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I feel brave.
I am lovable.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Peace is like a guitar...
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
I want you to stop me.
I'm a god.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I have time.
You burned it on purpose.
Let's watch TV!
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
It's your fault that the label came off.
It's giving me an error message.
I will always love you.
Your eyes have turned blue.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Whoop-whoop.
You're going to need a saw.
How much time do you have?
I'm trying to win.
You are a handsome devil.
It's going to be okay
If you don't want it, throw it away.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Take the drink and die.
I love fall in England.
We're gods.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You're never going to get away with this!
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Leave it alone.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
We're going to need a fisher.
You are so mean to me.
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Hey, watch me move.
I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Who left a bike in the walk-in freezer?
Give me the spoon.
I feel excited.
Someone's coming this way.
You should ask your father.
This is the worst time to be happy.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
No one can ever know how we did it.
I can offer you a coffee.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Give it here.
I want you to stop smelling me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When the party starts, start crying.
Stop, in the name of love.
This looks wrong.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
A girl needs her grandmother.
It's not heavy.
Darling, it's dead.
My life is over.
Laughter is like a good book...
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I'm the greatest court jester on this planet
Get ready to laugh.
You never have time for me.
It's time to make lunch.
I can offer you a good price.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Don't wait to be asked.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to marry me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Take the money and die.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I've reported it to the President.
I volunteer as tribute!
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I see you came prepared.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Hey, watch me smile.
It's giving me grief.
I'll help.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are my father.
We need to break up.
Your cheeks have turned black.
This is a fine mess
Someone's listening.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I feel elated.
Who left a dog in the wardrobe?
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
Let's go
When the party starts, hide.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You will always fascinate me.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
My love, it's beautiful.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
We're going to need a clown.
If you're done, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We should go to the police.
I'm trying to believe you.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Did you eat last night?
Get ready to die.
Can I make a contribution?
I am frisky.
I'm crazy.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I love you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Just be yourself
I have lost the will to live.
You should protect your father.
Grief is like a mountain...
I can offer you a Guinness.
I love spring in Antarctica.
Take this and pray.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Why do you love me, so much?
Leave it here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I'm the only physicist who ever lived.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
A girl needs confidence.
Let's dance
How much money do you have?
Falling in love is like fixing a computer...
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I want you to be conciliatory.
I heard weeping coming from the control room.
I want you to kiss me.
Your face has turned orange.
You angel!
We're going to need a fork.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
It's not working.
Be careful!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm going to need a bank robber.
I feel rejected.
I never felt so alone.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I want that bee out of my house!
We need to fight.
We're magnificent.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
I have to tell you about the kebab.
This looks bad.
You're a god.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're going to pay!
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Fears are like spaghetti...
You are my mother.
I see you smiling.
Delivery!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
My life matters.
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
I've reported it to mother.
You won't find it.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I knew you could see it through.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You should call your father.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You're going to need a private detective.
I am going to the party.
Show me the teddy bear.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I'll get ready.
I want you to be jubilant.
I should hide.
I know who you are.
I feel liberated.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Good grief!
Just breathe
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You are a twit.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I have the letter.
We are skinny.
A boy needs boundaries.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's not right.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pharmacist.
This is the right time to be here.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You should protect your mother.
You could never need me.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I have to tell you about the ornithologist.
We need to play.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make peace?
Wealth is like a party...
Don't just stand there.
Be safe!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want that goldfish out of my room!
I can offer you a whiskey.
Dammit, who left a croissant in the pantry?
I know math.
Good luck!
Open sesame.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to be sympathetic.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I volunteer to eat it!
Open it here.
Your cheeks have turned green.
You never say what you're thinking.
I'm going to need a saw.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I see you every day.
This room is haunted.
It's almost over
Your tongue has turned yellow.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
I have the will.
It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
When I was little, I wanted to be a beautician.
This is a fine ship
I'm the worst torturer who ever lived.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Take this for luck.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I feel pathetic.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
You are an artist.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I love autumn in Canada.
You're going to need a lot of water.
I want that deer out of my car!
I am wary.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I have faith.
I'll listen.
This looks great.
We've only got one bullet.
It's not yours.
We need to go.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Darling, it's alive.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You monster!
Take the piano and go.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
How dare you laugh at me!
I heard laughter coming from the library.
You're lucky.
Hand me the wrench.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to inspire me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
My life means nothing.
You never do what I want.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
Who left a skateboard in the wardrobe?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I have the time.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I want you to be surprised.
Don't get too close.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Can I make a splash?
I should ask for more money.
Am I dead, or not?
I feel hurt.
It's not appropriate.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You need it.
You are an idiot.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I'm a ghost.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I knew you could turn things around.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I can offer you a carrot.
Someone's in here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You're magnificent.
Hey, watch me leave.
I can't find my house anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
It's giving me hope.
We are inert.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
I love fall in China.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
We're going to need a shovel.
This room is shrinking.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Can I make pizza?
I heard a noise coming from the closet.
I want that goose out of my car!
We need to make out.
I want to tell you about the bagel.
Did you fart this morning?
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the well.
We're going to need an evangelist.
I want you to love me.
I never loved you.
Peace is like a piano...
A boy needs his space.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
My life is a mystery.
We're the same person.
I will always need you.
I'll watch.
I see you are thinking.
I know more than you realise.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Who left a cracker in the barn?
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
You are not my mother.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
We are humble.
Dying is like brushing your hair...
No one can ever know that I survived.
You will always despise me.
You are a liar.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
We've only got one life.
We're no good.
When the bell rings, start crying.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
We need to eat.
Just try not to cry
Your ears have turned stripey.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
Can I make up?
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I am going to the grand opening.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
Leave it outside.
Hand me the umbrella.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
You should write to your mother.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I feel concerned.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I see you for who you are.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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