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I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Delivery!

I am going to the party.

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

I can offer you a macchiato.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Can I make a plan?

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

You should protect your mother.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Let's watch TV!

How dare you laugh at me!

Okay, who left a knife in the living room?

I want you to listen to me.

You're coming with me!

This looks interesting.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Leave it to the professionals.

We are genuine.

Get ready to run.

I'll sit on it.

You will always hate me.

We're going to need a scientist.

Be safe!

It's not ready.

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

I want you to stop tickling me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's giving me a headache.

Throw me the skateboard.

Did you get lucky last night?

You lost it.

I want you to be realistic.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I have faith.

Don't wait to be asked.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Your nose has turned green.

I'm the worst meteorologist who ever lived.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

My life is a mystery.

I know more than you realise.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

It's time to make lunch.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm a god.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are so good to me.

We need to unite.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm trying to help.

Take this and pray.

It has to work

My love, it's dead.

I am going to Christmas.

We're gods.

I want you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I volunteer to go!

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Open the window.

You are not my mother.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to help me.

Whoop-whoop.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You monster!

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

This is the worst time to be angry.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Good luck!

I bet you know why I'm here.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to stop looking at me.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

Romance is like a lake...

I love spring in Japan.

Open it here.

Sound the alarm!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

Give me the can opener.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

I feel ticklish.

Can I make a movie?

You are a genius.

You can't have it.

Alright, who left a goat in the wardrobe?

My life matters.

I'm the only guitarist who ever lived.

It's not tight enough.

I've reported it to mother.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It takes two to tango.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You fascinate me.

Did you fart while I was away?

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

It's time to go.

Dare to dream

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We're no good.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I want to tell you about the fraudster.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I could never need you.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

This looks familiar.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's giving me an error message.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You should protect your father.

I want you to be physical.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

We're going to need a spatula.

You're a god.

Take this with you.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You are my favourite.

We're going to need a translator.

Don't ask any questions.

Take the piano and go.

I never killed anyone.

Plug it in here.

I want you to kill me.

I can offer you an apple.

You are depressed.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

Can I make history?

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I feel empty.

I should hide.

I have the poem.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I volunteer to eat it!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

It's time to pack your bags.

Leave it alone.

I have 20-20 vision.

I see you every day.

You're going down!

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Who left a bratwurst in the sauna?

Did you eat at work?

This room is shrinking.

You angel!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

We're crazy.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You know it.

You are so nice to me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

My life means nothing.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

You're going to need a writer.

This looks odd.

I knew you could fix it.

Let's drink

You never smile.

Give me the saw.

Take this with water.

I'll get it.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know the truth.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I love autumn in India.

I'm the best surgeon who ever lived.

Sleep is like a river...

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

We are incapable.

You should start a business.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Take the money and go.

It's not appropriate.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Someone's having a bad day.

You are not my favourite.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Stop, in the name of the law.

I never really lived.

I want you to be grim.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Your nose has turned pink.

You're going to need a lot of water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Hey, watch me move.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Can I make it happen?

This is a day to remember

Why do you tease me, so much?

I've reported it to the police.

You're no good.

I know what to do.

Leave it here.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Good grief!

A girl needs confidence.

Be careful!

The bottom line is the bottom line.

You should disown your father.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I want that snake out of my car!

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I love summer in Canada.

It's time to go to bed.

Give it here.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're going to need a wrench.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I want you to inspire me.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a job.

I just want a key. What's wrong with that?

You are dirty.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Take the drink and die.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

You devil!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Show me the teddy bear.

I never loved you.

I'm the best firefighter who ever lived.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Let's get it

This looks nice.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is a stick up.

I need to tell you about the milkshake.

You could never want me.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I want you to be elated.

We should go to the police.

Open the door.

I could never hate you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I have the scroll.

I have money.

You're going to need a bandit.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Don't fool around.

Get ready to die.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Who left a skateboard in the conservatory?

You are an inspiration.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

We're ghosts.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Leave it until morning.

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

I've reported it to the press.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

You are forgetful.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

We're cursed.

I know where you were.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to read to me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You're crazy!

When the lights go out, hide.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

We've only got one life.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

If you don't want it, put it back.

Be yourself!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

This is a fine mess

I want you to be unsure.

You love me.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

We're going to need a can opener.

Someone's in here.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Who left a kite in the garage?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make peace?

You are a liar.

Please, look at me.

Learning is like doing chores...

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I have the time.

A girl needs love.

Get ready to laugh.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

My life is over.

I've reported it to the President.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're special.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want you to love me.

I see you know what to do.

I'm the worst marshal who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Your face has turned red.

I never wanted to die.

You're going to pay!

You burned it on purpose.

My love, it's delicious.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I am insensitive.

You should pay the bill.

You are so mean to me.

I just want a pink highlighter. What's wrong with that?

I want that kitten out of my life!

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

You are my everything.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I can offer you a soda.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

Hey, watch me smile.

You never say what you're thinking.

Open sesame.

You should call your mother.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I need to tell you about the valkyrie.

Okay, who left a cracker in the lounge room?

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Can I make a treehouse?

You won't find it.

Whatever happens, don't panic

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

Get ready for this.

Good night!

We've only got one hope.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You're going to need a yak herder.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I never could make up my mind.

Take the drink and leave.

I'm the only governor on this planet

This is the right time to be hysterical.

This room is unstable.

I know what happened.

You never stop to think.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

This looks bad.

I love summer in America.

Why do you love me, so much?

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I'm going to need a saw.

When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the pantry.

Bravery is like a lake...

I want that whale out of my house!

You're a ghost.

I just want a green highlighter. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Please, be careful.

A boy needs his father.

You want it.

It's not the right size.

Can I make mistakes?

I have the card.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I want you to stop following me.

I want you to be abrasive.

I'm going to need a soldier.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

We need to open it.

Patience is a virtue

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Put it here.

I'm insignificant.

We are quiet.

You never do what I want.

We've only got one bullet.

I see you let yourself in.

Let's play

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I could never despise you.

Stop, in the name of love.

I know who you are.

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

We're going to need a knife.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

How dare you smile at me!

Your ears have turned grey.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I have time.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Your nose has turned brown.

Please, stop smoking.

I'm the worst spy who ever lived.

A girl needs her own room.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a long white.

I knew you could survive.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I have to tell you about the alien.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

No one can ever know that I like you

I love summer in China.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

I'm going to need a broker.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want that octopus out of my room!

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I volunteer myself!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I never felt so alone.

We need to play.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

I feel bitter.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I am going to the grand opening.

This room is bugged.

You're magnificent.

Hey, watch me dance.

It's not mine.

Who left an ukulele in the office?

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

You deserve this

Did you eat just now?

This looks great.

You are a godsend.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

Anxiety is like a bar of soap...

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You hate me.

How much courage do you have?

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

We are hardworking.

You can have it.

I can offer you a Fanta.

I'm a ghost.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I know math.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Take the money and die.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want you to hold me.

I want that wombat out of my house!

I want you to be peaceful.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You're going to need a shaman.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

We should start a business.

I'm going to need a can opener.

You're insignificant.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

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