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I despise you.

I'm a god.

You are a liar.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I want you to stop tricking me.

Get ready to die.

Leave it to the professionals.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I have a secret.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I'm going to need a linguist.

A girl needs love.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Time to shine

I see you came prepared.

I know where you were.

Take the money and leave.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Let's eat

Show me the screwdriver.

You never have time for me.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

This room is bugged.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

It was your fault that the wig came off.

This looks bad.

I want you to be complacent.

Delivery!

You monster!

This is a fine ship

Hey, watch me leave.

You should pay the bill.

I can offer you a martini.

This is the worst time to be amused.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Someone's watching us.

I volunteer myself!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

It's not for sale.

I'm the best butler on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Good luck!

Am I dead, or not?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to kill me.

You're special.

You should make peace with your mother.

I'll get ready.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

My life is over.

Be careful!

We are eager.

We've only got one hope.

Can I make friends?

Did you eat this morning?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I have needs.

I want you to stop lying to me.

We need to eat.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can't find my cheetah anywhere.

We're the same person.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to forgive you.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I've reported it to the police.

Open the bottle.

You're a god.

I have the gun.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are so nice to me.

I heard a sound coming from the wine cellar.

I feel ordinary.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Open it here.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want to tell you about Easter.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You're under arrest!

This looks interesting.

You made me cry on purpose.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's giving me a headache.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Someone's locked the door.

You need it.

Take this with water.

I know what to do.

I could never want you.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's time to pack your bags.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Why do you love me, so much?

If you don't want it, put it back.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

I'm going to need a gondolier.

We've only got one bullet.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Can I make a sound?

Sound the alarm!

I'm insignificant.

I can offer you a merlot.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

We are bewildered.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Please, don't eat that.

I should go to the police.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Take the piano and leave.

I'm the greatest salesperson who ever lived.

We're going to need a hammer.

Dammit, who left a slice of pizza in the barn?

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can't find my cracker anywhere.

A boy needs his friends.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Hey, watch me move.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

I want you to inspire me.

Give me the can opener.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You need me.

Dating is like writing a shopping list...

I can offer you a job.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

You are a genius.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

Open sesame.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your lips have turned green.

My life matters.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Silence is golden.

I want that pig out of my life!

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

How dare you laugh at me!

This looks wrong.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I'm a ghost.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

This is a day to remember

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

We're insignificant.

I volunteer as tribute!

This room is shrinking.

No one can ever know that I was here.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm the worst hunter on this planet

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Can I make a home?

Don't just stand there.

Take the drink and go.

I see you know what to do.

You broke it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to be terrible.

I'll get it.

I have faith.

I should pay the bill.

Please, don't move.

Good morning!

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

Sadness is like a beach...

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I feel independent.

I want you to help me.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

It's time to go.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Who left a fishcake in the attic?

A boy needs his father.

Get ready to dance.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I have the letter.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I am sexy.

You never call me.

You are a handsome devil.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I am going to Easter.

You're a ghost.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Your nose has turned blue.

You despise me.

You're no good.

Sorry, I have to take this.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I love spring in Australia.

Did you eat at work?

I want you to be satisfied.

Please, give up while you can.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Let's play

I never really lived.

I see you for who you are.

I'm the worst tax collector on this planet

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Take this and pray.

Don't wait to be asked.

I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.

Can I make an impression?

My love, it's alive.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I'll wait here.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I should hide.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

It's giving me grief.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want that cat out of my house!

You're going to need a butler.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Good grief!

A girl needs her grandmother.

I am religious.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You will always love me.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

We're no good.

I love summer in Antarctica.

I have to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You should disown your father.

How dare you look at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

I've reported it to the press.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

You know it.

Get ready to run.

This is a stick up.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I have time.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Can I make a robot?

Your ears have turned yellow.

Please, come closer.

I feel lazy.

Plug it in here.

You're going to need a spatula.

I'm the best governor on this planet

Be safe!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I heard a voice coming from the dining room.

You burned it on purpose.

Don't fool around.

You are a poet.

I knew you could fix it.

Good night!

We're gods.

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

It's not yours.

Open your heart.

I want you to kiss me.

I can offer you a burger.

We need to play.

Show no mercy

What will you do, now that you've found God?

My love, it's delicious.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

When the door opens, start crying.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

This is the worst time to be happy.

I want you to be kind.

I am methodical.

Okay, who left a spoon in the garage?

We're going to need a translator.

I am going to the grand opening.

Hopes are like chocolate...

We're alone in the universe.

You're really something!

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to stop following me.

I could never love you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

How dare you smile at me!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I'm the worst secretary who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

A girl needs her father.

I never loved you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

We're going to need a shovel.

Throw me the celery stick.

It's giving me an error message.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are my inspiration.

You will always despise me.

I have the time.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I see you have done this before.

My life is a mystery.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is crazy

Can I make promises?

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You devil!

I'm trying to leave.

I feel elated.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

You should call your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I want you to be lazy.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

It's not going to fit.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Someone's having a bad day.

Live and let live.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Okay, who left a snake in the pantry?

We're going to need an undertaker.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I'll help.

You never say what you're thinking.

My love, it's dead.

I volunteer to eat it!

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

You're amazing!

I'm lucky.

I want that fly out of my life!

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Your cheeks have turned blue.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

You are not my son.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Stop, in the name of love.

Hand me the can opener.

I am amusing.

Be better!

You should protect your mother.

Romance is like a movie...

I want you to be stern.

I feel creative.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I never hurt anybody.

Leave it here.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are so kind to me.

Let's watch the game

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You angel!

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Take this for luck.

We need to break up.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's your fault that the crops died.

We're going to need a saw.

I've reported it to mother.

Getting married is like tidying your room...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

You are a twit.

We're going to need a stonecutter.

Alright, who left a ball in the cell?

I am going to the party.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I volunteer to go!

Get ready, or get out.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I want that cow out of my car!

You're lucky.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

This looks nice.

Give me the skateboard.

Open the curtains.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I'll watch.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You are not my favourite.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm the greatest make-up artist on this planet

You should disown your mother.

I know what happened.

I want you to be sexy.

You fascinate me.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You're going to pay!

I want you to stop believing in me.

I knew you could turn things around.

I am fatigued.

I have the need, the need for speed.

It's time to go to bed.

A boy needs his mother.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

We're going to need a lot of food.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want that shark out of my life!

You dropped it.

Someone's listening.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Please, wait here.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

You're going to need a pirate.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I'm crazy.

Darling, it's alive.

I see you every day.

It's not tight enough.

I'm the worst poet who ever lived.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Can I make mistakes?

You are a hero.

I love spring in France.

I know more than you realise.

I am going to Christmas.

Give me the umbrella.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop loving me.

We are sure.

Leave it until morning.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

Who left a beetle in the armory?

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I want to tell you about the pilot.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Your nose has turned orange.

You are my father.

Running for office is like making a salad...

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Take the piano and go.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Darling, it's so expensive.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

You're coming with me!

I can offer you a good price.

We're ghosts.

Did you eat today?

I can offer you a cracker.

We're going to need a wedding planner.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that the cat died.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm cursed.

I'm the only sheriff on this planet

This looks great.

Please, be careful.

It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Get ready for this.

It's giving me hope.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

We need to help each other.

You are not my father.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I see you smiling.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I want that dolphin out of my house!

A boy needs discipline.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Let's go

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

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