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No one can ever know that I like you
Let's play
I volunteer to go!
Don't get too close.
Did you eat this morning?
Am I coming with you, or not?
I never hurt anybody.
Open the window.
It's not tight enough.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have to tell you about the unicorn.
Someone's coming this way.
I'm the worst drug dealer on this planet
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm no good.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are so kind to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
This is a fine mess
You made me cry on purpose.
Can I make a cake?
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I want that goldfish out of my life!
Be yourself!
You are a genius.
Show me the fork.
I've reported it to the police.
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You're crazy!
Who left a saw in the lobby?
My life is a mystery.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I'm a ghost.
You are incapable.
Dare to dream
We need to stay.
You could never need me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Get ready to laugh.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
How dare you laugh at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
You dropped it.
Why do you love me, so much?
This looks peculiar.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
I can offer you a muffin.
You should ask for more money.
I have time.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I love summer in Canada.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I am going to the wedding.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm the worst cosmonaut on this planet
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I see you let yourself in.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I feel keen.
We've only got one option.
I'll get ready.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You never stop to think.
Plug it in here.
I can offer you a good price.
You should disown your father.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Like father, like son.
Don't just stand there.
No one can ever know the truth.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
We need to order pizza.
You are not my type.
When the door opens, start singing.
I know what happened.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You're cursed.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Am I dead, or not?
A boy needs a job.
Can I make love?
We're the same person.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Please, don't take that.
You are a liar.
You are so good to me.
I am playful.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop me.
I'm going to need a pharmacist.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I volunteer to eat it!
I can't find my giraffe anywhere.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're a ghost.
I want you to stop loving me.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I want that kitten out of my life!
He was unconscious when I found him.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I will always want you.
I want you to be tactless.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You lost it.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Let's dance
Throw me the screwdriver.
This room is bugged.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Delivery!
I am going to the grand opening.
Be safe!
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I love summer in England.
I can offer you a fishcake.
This looks edible.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Don't ask any questions.
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Winners don't quit
I'm the only explorer who ever lived.
You monster!
My love, it's beautiful.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
I'm going to need a can opener.
We should ask for more money.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Take the piano and go.
Leave it here.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
You want me.
We're gods.
Your ears have turned spotted.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
We need to stop.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
Hey, watch me dance.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I have to tell you about the croissant.
We're magnificent.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
How dare you look at me!
I hate you.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
I am going to Easter.
I know where you were.
You are so mean to me.
This room is haunted.
I want you to cook for me.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Get ready for this.
I want you to be shallow.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I've reported it to the President.
Good luck!
It's giving me grief.
I'll listen.
Take the money and go.
Give me the bread-stick.
Forewarned is forearmed.
It's time to pack your bags.
You devil!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Reading is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Let's get it
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
How much money do you have?
Can I make each day count?
We need to close it.
This looks familiar.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Sound the alarm!
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
We've only got one life.
I should ask for more money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Someone's having a bad day.
This is a day to remember
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I can offer you a chai.
I just want a juice. What's wrong with that?
Show no mercy
Get ready to run.
This is the right time to be alone.
I know what to do.
I see you have done this before.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
I will always need you.
You should ask your father.
Did you fart at work?
I am punctual.
I'm the worst burglar on this planet
You never take me seriously.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's not dead.
I feel sad.
Your lips have turned grey.
It's giving me hope.
My life means nothing.
I'm trying to help.
I never could make up my mind.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Can I make a kite?
Whoop-whoop.
When I was little, I wanted to be a security guard.
You are not my conscience.
I have to tell you about the milkshake.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This looks bad.
You are my favourite.
I want you to clean up after me.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I have lost the will to live.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We need to eat.
They know it was me
I'll sit on it.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Leave it until morning.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
It's not working.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're weird.
Give me the skateboard.
I know more than you realise.
I'm a god.
This is a stick up.
Get ready to dance.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
Don't fool around.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
No one can ever know what we did.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I volunteer myself!
Take this with you.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Dammit, who left a cocktail in the wardrobe?
You are a poet.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I'm the only silversmith on this planet
You can't have it.
I have faith.
I'm going to need a saw.
Someone's in here.
We need to fight.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You are not my daughter.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Did you get lucky today?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
How dare you smile at me!
I want that fish out of my life!
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Mercy is like a multi-choice quiz...
You could never want me.
It's giving me an error message.
You're going down!
I can offer you a wine.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You're insignificant.
I am going to the party.
This looks suspicious.
Stop, in the name of love.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Let's eat
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take the money and die.
I'll get it.
Your lips have turned brown.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Can I make time?
Laughing is all I can manage now.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You never smile.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I want you.
Hey, watch me smile.
My life is cursed.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Get ready, or get out.
A boy needs boundaries.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's giving me a headache.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'm going to need a taxidermist.
I'm the greatest bishop on this planet
It's not open.
This room is unstable.
Please, stop laughing.
We're ghosts.
Give me the guitar.
Life is like a picnic in the park...
You could never love me.
Give it here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bricklayer.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
I'm trying to win.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Your ears have turned pink.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I want you to read to me.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
You are not my son.
I want you to be liberated.
We're special.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
This looks nice.
I heard a howl coming from the closet.
Who left a chair in the library?
You are a twit.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take the drink and die.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
A girl needs her mother.
We're going to need a spatula.
I love spring in Ireland.
I never wanted this.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
My love, it's so expensive.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You angel!
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
I feel ignorant.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I know math.
You deserve this
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Good night!
I have the scroll.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I've reported it to the press.
Your ears have turned white.
I'm the best singer on this planet
You love me.
We're crazy.
I want that snake out of my house!
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You're amazing!
I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.
You are my daughter.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I have powers.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You found it.
Darling, it's alive.
It was your fault that the crops died.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I will always love you.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
I am offensive.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Can I make the world better?
I want you to stop blaming me.
I knew you could turn things around.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'm going to need a psychiatrist.
I know who you are.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
We've only got one bullet.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Open sesame.
I have the will.
Let's watch TV!
I love fall in Canada.
I want you to kiss me.
I see you for who you are.
Be careful!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I'm the best fishmonger who ever lived.
It was my fault that the party was ruined.
You should listen to your mother.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
Just be yourself
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I feel afraid.
You are my father.
This is the right time to be here.
We need to break up.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You want it.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I have to tell you about the whiskey.
A girl needs love.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're under arrest!
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I never killed anyone.
We're going to need a receptionist.
You should hide.
Okay, who left a punch in the waiting room?
I could never love you.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Please, come closer.
Open the door.
I can offer you a job.
Throw it here.
Someone's locked the door.
It's time to go to bed.
We are frisky.
I knew you could open it.
Let's watch the game
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
When the party starts, hide.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You should write to your father.
You are my reason for living.
Take this and pray.
I love fall in England.
Don't wait to be asked.
Defeat is like a picnic at the beach...
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You are not my father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You won't find it.
You are an idiot.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I have to tell you about the pantry.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
You despise me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I see you every day.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Throw me the guitar.
I feel silly.
I want you to marry me.
I want you to stop following me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I have needs.
You're a god.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
You never do what I want.
This looks interesting.
I'm going to need a boatbuilder.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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