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It's time to brush your teeth.
Good grief!
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Please, remain silent.
You made me cry on purpose.
You're never going to get away with this!
My life means nothing.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You should think about this.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You monster!
We're weird.
You are an artist.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Don't get too close.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a fork.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Let's dance
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're going to need a welder.
You never smile.
I feel odd.
Take the piano and die.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Take this for luck.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I want you to kiss me.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm the worst air traffic controller who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We are easy.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I can offer you a good price.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
It's not dead.
This is a day to remember
I want that deer out of my house!
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
We're ghosts.
Be better!
I love you.
I am going to the party.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I know more than you realise.
I've reported it to the President.
I want you to be provoked.
I never gave up hope.
You are so good to me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I have the time.
I can offer you a cappuccino.
I'll watch.
Delivery!
I want you to stop blaming me.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Get ready, or get out.
Darling, it's dead.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You burned it on purpose.
We've only got one bullet.
Did you eat this morning?
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Good night!
I see you every day.
Actions speak louder than words.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
This looks suspicious.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I feel dirty.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You can't have it.
Hey, watch me move.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
This room is unstable.
You never listen.
I'm the worst spelunker on this planet
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Don't fool around.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's not for sale.
I volunteer to go!
You are my daughter.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Throw it here.
You're insignificant.
I have needs.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to be wronged.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to stop believing in me.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
This is a stick up.
I love summer in Brazil.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
Take the money and leave.
I can't find my goldfish anywhere.
Who left a kitten in the barn?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
We need to fight.
Open your heart.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
This is the worst time to be here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Stop, in the name of love.
You are a genius.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You're going to pay!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Can I make up a story?
Let's watch the game
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I feel thrilled.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I'm a ghost.
You should call your mother.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
It's giving me grief.
Hand me the sandwich.
Please, stay where you are.
You are short.
I'll sit on it.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
I need to tell you about the sleuth.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I can offer you a pickle.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
It's not safe.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You never do what I want.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I never listened.
I want you to be dogmatic.
Am I under arrest, or not?
All good things must come to an end.
I know where you were.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Someone's listening.
I'm the best artist on this planet
Why do you hate me, so much?
How dare you laugh at me!
I am going to the grand opening.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to look at me.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Who left a Heineken in the wardrobe?
I volunteer to eat it!
It's time to pack your bags.
I have powers.
You devil!
We've only got one chance.
We need to stay.
I'm going to need a hammer.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm trying to believe you.
We're gods.
Please, stop smoking.
A boy needs his own room.
My love, it's so shiny.
Open sesame.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I love summer in Canada.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Hey, watch me leave.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I want you to stop tricking me.
We're going to need a terrorist.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
Can I make lunch?
You broke it.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I knew you could open it.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You are leisurely.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
I see you smiling.
This room is bugged.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Throw me the kite.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Take the money and go.
Leave it outside.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Get ready to laugh.
Just try not to cry
I want you to help me.
My life is cursed.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I never loved you.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You're a god.
We need to close it.
You never stop to think.
I hate you.
Why do you love me, so much?
Be careful!
You are my favourite.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
It's not in.
I love winter in Japan.
I'll get it.
A girl needs confidence.
It's giving me hope.
You need it.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
Who left a rat in the control room?
You are so kind to me.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I'm trying to save you.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
You're amazing!
Hey, watch me dance.
You're lucky.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I want that tortoise out of my car!
Did you get lucky just now?
Whoop-whoop.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You should write to your mother.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
All's well that ends well
We've only got one hope.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Get ready to dance.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
This looks bad.
I see you know what to do.
Drop it here.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Darling, it's alive.
We're the same person.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Give me the kebab.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I know the future.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
When the lights go out, start singing.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Good morning!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Let's drink
No one can ever know how we did it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I have the gun.
I will always need you.
Dying is like making a cake...
Take this with you.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You're crazy!
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I want you to be humiliated.
Leave it until morning.
Who left a fly in the laundry?
I've reported it to Interpol.
I feel invulnerable.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You're a ghost.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are a liar.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
We're cursed.
I'm the worst assassin on this planet
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You are my teacher.
I have 20-20 vision.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I'm going to need a can opener.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I want that alligator out of my house!
I should go to the police.
Leave it here.
Show no mercy
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
Your nose has turned pink.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to stop me.
I never wanted to die.
I see you came prepared.
Please, stop laughing.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Be yourself!
Don't ask any questions.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We've only got one of these.
Who left a kite in the control room?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You will always want me.
A girl needs her grandfather.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
You dropped it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Did you fart today?
We need to help each other.
Hand me the spatula.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm insignificant.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
It was your fault that the lights went out.
Can I make a treehouse?
For everything there is a season.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Open it here.
Someone's locked the door.
I've reported it to the police.
We're going to need a fork.
I can offer you an ale.
Patience is a virtue
I want you to be gullible.
I want that pony out of my car!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I am going to the wedding.
Your lips have turned white.
I love summer in Japan.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
This looks interesting.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You are my son.
I have money.
This room is haunted.
Good luck!
You are not my daughter.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
It's not yours.
I can offer you a job.
Did you fart just now?
We need to order pizza.
Let's watch TV!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
My life is a mystery.
You are a thief.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Friendship is like a lake...
I'm the greatest cartoonist on this planet
I'm going to need a shovel.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Be safe!
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Put it here.
I want to tell you about the pickle.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
A girl needs her father.
I want you to be vague.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
It's time to go to bed.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I have a secret.
I should pay the bill.
My love, it's delicious.
I will always hate you.
You angel!
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make room?
Show me the bagel.
Please, come closer.
I want that eagle out of my room!
I'll listen.
I see you are thinking.
Take the piano and go.
We're going to need a butler.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I have the poem.
You're going to need a saw.
I never wanted this.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Good things come in small packages.
This is a fine mess
You are a godsend.
You are not my son.
I want you to stop following me.
I'm a god.
Let's get it
I want you to clean up after me.
I have to tell you about the bread-stick.
We're no good.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
I am going to Christmas.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
It's not tight enough.
Take this and pray.
I can offer you a muffin.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.
You crashed the car on purpose.
We need to make a plan.
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Can I make a pillow fort?
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You could never want me.
I want you to be ashamed.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Romance is like a good book...
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I knew you could see it through.
My love, it's so juicy.
You never call me.
You should make peace with your mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fraudster.
I want you to hold me.
Your face has turned black.
This room is shrinking.
I feel impulsive.
We've only got one option.
Open the curtains.
Your ears have turned spotted.
I've reported it to the press.
You are not my type.
We should ask for more money.
A girl needs love.
I have the will.
I'm trying to win.
Leave it alone.
Take the money and die.
I'm the worst clockmaker who ever lived.
Alright, who left a beer in the garage?
I am faithless.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Hey, watch me smile.
I can offer you a short black.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I heard a howl coming from the guest room.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
You're going to need a minister.
I'll get ready.
Ha-cha-cha.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
It's now or never
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Get ready for this.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
This is the worst time to be happy.
I could never despise you.
We are insensitive.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
Please, stand.
I volunteer myself!
You should protect your father.
I feel determined.
Open the window.
I want you to be detestable.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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