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Find some proof that she deceived you.

I'm going to need a beautician.

I want you to look at me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You can't have it.

I'm a ghost.

We're the same person.

It's your fault that the label came off.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

If you don't want it, put it back.

You should write to your mother.

Throw me the ball.

It's not safe.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm the greatest radiologist on this planet

I love summer in France.

You're amazing!

This looks wrong.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I never wanted this.

You are hardworking.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

Let's dance

I knew you could open it.

I love you.

It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want you to stop questioning me.

A girl needs confidence.

I volunteer myself!

I'll watch.

We should think about this.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Sound the alarm!

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Leave it outside.

I know more than you realise.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's time to pack your bags.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Take this with water.

I'm weird.

Good night!

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Don't just stand there.

Be better!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to be vacuous.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have time.

When the lights go out, start singing.

We're going to need a can opener.

Please, don't touch that.

I have the card.

Open it here.

I want you to help me.

You are so good to me.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

Get ready to run.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You're never going to get away with this!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I love fall in England.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You need it.

You're a ghost.

I am solemn.

I can offer you a job.

You are a poet.

I am going to the funeral.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

How dare you smile at me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

Let's get it

Hey, watch me smile.

We're going to need a burglar.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

This is a day to remember

Your tongue has turned pink.

We need to unite.

It's time to go.

Your eyes have turned brown.

I feel offended.

I want that tiger out of my room!

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

My life matters.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I volunteer to eat it!

She was unconscious when I found her.

You should listen to your father.

Throw it here.

When the party starts, start singing.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Don't get too close.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Someone's locked the door.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Alright, who left a bike in the library?

Good luck!

Leave it here.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You will always despise me.

Open your heart.

You are not my son.

We're crazy.

I know what to do.

You should think about this.

I am going to the wedding.

It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I'm the worst police officer who ever lived.

You monster!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to be completely normal.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

No one can ever know what we did.

You're going to need a knife.

Take the piano and leave.

I am mannered.

Get ready to dance.

I've reported it to mother.

I love winter in Antarctica.

You broke it.

Please, wait here.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You should make peace with your father.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I can't find my octopus anywhere.

We're ghosts.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

This is a fine ship

I never could make up my mind.

I want that elephant out of my life!

I have lost the will to live.

You're going to pay!

You're a god.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I volunteer as tribute!

Give it here.

It's not tight enough.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Darling, it's so shiny.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You could never hate me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are a thief.

Sorrow is like a mountain...

You are so mean to me.

Can I make lunch?

Who left a wrench in the stable?

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I'm going to need a writer.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'm crazy.

Don't ask any questions.

Someone's having a bad day.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I will always despise you.

My life means nothing.

I see you let yourself in.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You angel!

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I want you to kiss me.

Take this and pray.

When the party starts, start crying.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We need to close it.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

It's giving me a headache.

I know what happened.

A boy needs his mother.

I love summer in England.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Let's drink

I want that wolf out of my room!

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

This room is shrinking.

I want you to be helpful.

Take the piano and go.

Open sesame.

I am going to the grand opening.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

You never stop to think.

Pearls of wisdom.

Please, don't drink that.

I feel lost.

Today is the day

Get ready, or get out.

I've reported it to the press.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Hand me the fork.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I have the scroll.

How dare you look at me!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

You made me cry on purpose.

I can offer you an apple.

I have faith.

Reality is like a beach...

It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You're magnificent.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bishop.

Who left a teddy bear in the office?

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

We've only got one bullet.

You devil!

I want you to stop me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I have to tell you about the garage.

This looks odd.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'm the only juggler who ever lived.

I never felt so alone.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Can I make joy?

Did you get lucky at work?

You never do what I want.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You are my daughter.

It's not going to fit.

I am going to the party.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Darling, it's delicious.

I want that zebra out of my car!

I can't find my lemur anywhere.

Am I dead, or not?

Are you nuts? We're not together!

You are so nice to me.

It's giving me an error message.

I feel tense.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Someone's watching us.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I know the future.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a water.

Who left a spatula in the dining room?

Okay. Just do what I do.

Leave it until morning.

A boy needs confidence.

We need to stop.

We're gods.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're no good.

This looks suspicious.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

Good morning!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I see you every day.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I am alone.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I want you to stop lying to me.

It's not appropriate.

You know it.

You're going to need an astronaut.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I should pay the bill.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I'll open it.

You are not my mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I have the letter.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

A watched pot never boils.

I want you to be hungry.

I volunteer to go!

We're going to need a knife.

I heard a howl coming from the pantry.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I've reported it to the police.

I will always hate you.

Who left a burger in the sauna?

Be careful!

Ha-cha-cha.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We need to break up.

I never loved you.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Please, stand.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

This is a stick up.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

My life is over.

Get ready for this.

You are an idiot.

I can offer you a bagel.

This room is unstable.

Can I make a mess?

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Leave it to the professionals.

It's giving me hope.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You should protect your mother.

It's not alive.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Hand me the sandwich.

Why do you tease me, so much?

A boy needs his grandmother.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

Darling, it's dead.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want to tell you about the laundry.

I will always need you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You deserve this

Did you fart this morning?

You're going down!

I heard weeping coming from the cell.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

You're special.

I know who you are.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Please, stop shouting.

Dying is like applying for a job...

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You will always hate me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I want you to be proud.

I want you to kill me.

You're going to need a fork.

Can I make an effort?

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You should find your father.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

Bravery is like a movie...

It's time to go to bed.

I'm going to need an impersonator.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You never smile.

I'll listen.

I never really lived.

I have the knife.

Am I under arrest, or not?

A girl needs her own room.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Your ears have turned blue.

I hate you.

I love winter in Brazil.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Throw me the carrot.

You are not my father.

I heard a howl coming from the stable.

You burned it on purpose.

It's not heavy.

We should ask for more money.

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

You are sloppy.

Hey, watch me dance.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Take the drink and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I want you to read to me.

Open the window.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I'm the best missionary who ever lived.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I'm special.

Let's watch TV!

We're going to need a wrench.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.

I could never hate you.

I'm going to need a minister.

I never killed anyone.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Can I make money?

I am going to Easter.

I want you to stop loving me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

This is a fine mess

I love spring in Switzerland.

For everything there is a season.

We need to go.

You are a liar.

I can offer you a sandwich.

It has to work

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

Show me the banana.

I want you to be puritanical.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

A girl needs her friends.

I see you are thinking.

I'm the only swineherd on this planet

Take the drink and die.

You love me.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Your ears have turned spotted.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

We should buy a lottery ticket.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Who left a bratwurst in the pantry?

My life is cursed.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the centaur.

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You broke the vase on purpose.

Your nose has turned stripey.

You're going to need a lot of help.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

It's not mine.

You're going to need a wrench.

I'll get it.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

I want you to be uncomplaining.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Good grief!

It's giving me grief.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I want that goose out of my house!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You are agreeable.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Did you eat today?

Open the door.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I should think about this.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Take this for luck.

I can offer you an icecream.

Dare to dream

I'm going to need a shovel.

I have powers.

I feel jolly.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't wait to be asked.

Let's watch the game

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Why do you love me, so much?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

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