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Your face has turned orange.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I see you are thinking.
Open the window.
I'll help.
We've only got one bullet.
Your ears have turned blue.
This looks odd.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
You should ask your father.
Learning is like brushing your teeth...
My love, it's alive.
Someone's in here.
You're crazy.
Sound the alarm!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Don't fool around.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Let's play
I knew you could survive.
You're crazy!
Am I under arrest, or not?
You're going to need a composer.
I want you to betray me.
Leave it outside.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
We're ghosts.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are so good to me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Alright, who left a can opener in the guest room?
You devil!
I want that penguin out of my car!
A girl needs a job.
Delivery!
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I'm a ghost.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
You can have it.
Why do you hate me, so much?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's not going to fit.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
We need to order pizza.
I'm the worst plumber on this planet
I am going to the funeral.
Courage is like a piano...
I know what happened.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I love winter in Brazil.
Good grief!
I can offer you a merlot.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I have money.
Give me the bratwurst.
How dare you laugh at me!
Youth is wasted on the young.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You never listen.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Please, don't drink that.
We're special.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is a fine ship
You should find your mother.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You want me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are so nice to me.
We've only got one hope.
I want that tortoise out of my house!
Leave it here.
This room is haunted.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Did you fart last night?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Take the piano and go.
We're the same person.
I want you to be perceptive.
I want you to inspire me.
You are not my conscience.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I'll wait here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
My life is a mystery.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Get ready to die.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
A boy needs his friends.
I need you.
I knew you could turn things around.
Darling, it's alive.
I want you to stop following me.
I need to tell you about the valkyrie.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
We are wary.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
It's giving me grief.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Winners don't quit
This is a fine mess
It's your fault that the lights went out.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I've reported it to mother.
Please, come closer.
I know who you are.
I never wanted to die.
You're going to need a wrench.
I love fall in China.
There's a time and a place for everything.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Who left a Guinness in the lounge room?
Ha-cha-cha.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Can I make a pillow fort?
It's not right.
You are my son.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You will always need me.
You should go to the police.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Throw me the saw.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You're lucky.
I feel content.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I'm going to need a poet.
This room is shrinking.
Take this with you.
I am going to Easter.
I can offer you a 7-up.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
Did you get lucky last night?
I want that dog out of my house!
You won't find it.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
This is a day to remember
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're amazing!
All's well that ends well
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
She was unconscious when I found her.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
You never sing anymore.
Give it here.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
Leave it until morning.
I can offer you a good price.
You should find your father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
How dare you smile at me!
I never killed anyone.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Please, look at me.
Be careful!
We're going to need a spoon.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
This looks wrong.
I want you to marry me.
I have a secret.
You're a god.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make love?
Hey, watch me leave.
I love spring in Switzerland.
Take the drink and leave.
A boy needs confidence.
I will always love you.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I want you to be important.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
We need to make out.
Take this with water.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
When the party starts, remain calm.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I know the future.
My life is cursed.
Your nose has turned white.
Who left a saw in the classroom?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I should start a business.
It's not tight enough.
You're going to need a blacksmith.
I'll open it.
We are clear-headed.
I'm lucky.
You are not my mother.
Stop, in the name of the law.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'm the greatest sleuth who ever lived.
I feel cold.
You should make peace with your father.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
Open the door.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's giving me hope.
I've reported it to the President.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Get ready for this.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
We're gods.
You never call me.
I could never love you.
I want that alligator out of my room!
Don't just stand there.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I volunteer to eat it!
Throw it here.
I want you to stop me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Let's watch the game
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Please, don't move.
I have to tell you about the party.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Take the money and die.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Someone's watching us.
You will always love me.
You need it.
Be yourself!
I know where you were.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You're under arrest!
I'm going to need a sheepshearer.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Becoming rich is like making cupcakes...
Who left a macchiato in the basement?
No one can ever know the truth.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I have time.
You are my sunshine.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I never could make up my mind.
I'm the greatest geologist on this planet
We've only got one option.
Can I make certain?
You are a handsome devil.
I want you to be petty.
We should pay the bill.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I love autumn in France.
Hand me the knife.
A boy needs his mother.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
You despise me.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I volunteer as tribute!
You should write to your father.
I see you every day.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Please, stay where you are.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I knew you could live like this.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You burned it on purpose.
You found it.
Okay, who left a saw in the sauna?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You are so mean to me.
I can offer you a rum and coke.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You are a godsend.
It's your fault that the cat died.
It's time to go to bed.
It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
We're alone in the universe.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I'm going to need an undertaker.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
We're going to need a hammer.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We need to fight.
Please, stop laughing.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
Hey, watch me move.
Don't wait to be asked.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I know what to do.
My life is over.
I need to tell you about the gardener.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
I want you to be contemptible.
Give me the ball.
When the party starts, start singing.
I'm the greatest nurse who ever lived.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
It's not appropriate.
We've only got one of these.
Am I dead, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
A boy needs discipline.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
We are self-sufficent.
You can't have it.
Your tongue has turned blue.
Take the piano and die.
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Can I make a decision?
You will always hate me.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Failure is like a river...
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Open the bottle.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Put it here.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Let's dance
I have to tell you about the goatherd.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Give me the teddy bear.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'm weird.
Fears are like chocolate...
We're going to need a guru.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are not my favourite.
It's time to make lunch.
I can offer you a bagel.
This room is bugged.
You should hide.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Who left a muffin in the wardrobe?
Freedom is like a beach...
A boy needs his space.
You dropped it.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I know more than you realise.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I'm trying to help.
It's not alive.
I feel old.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
This is crazy
We're going to need a shovel.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I'm the greatest mayor who ever lived.
Can I make an effort?
I have the need, the need for speed.
It was my fault that the crops died.
I want you to be brutal.
I never wanted this.
Plug it in here.
You're going to need a lot of money.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Your nose has turned pink.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Give me the spoon.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Get ready to run.
This is a stick up.
You are a twit.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
We should start a business.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
You could never need me.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...
I volunteer to go!
It's not for sale.
You should listen to your mother.
Please, be careful.
I am frustrated.
I have needs.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.
You are not my daughter.
I feel terrible.
It's time to brush your teeth.
When the bell rings, start singing.
A boy needs boundaries.
You never smile.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Who left a can opener in the garage?
I'll keep guard.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I've reported it to the press.
Can I make pizza?
I have to tell you about the fairy.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
You're alone in the universe.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This looks interesting.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Show me the kite.
We need to close it.
I can't find my water anywhere.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm the greatest bodyguard who ever lived.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Dare to dream
This is the perfect time to be amused.
You should ask your mother.
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Still waters run deep.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Someone's listening.
I have the knife.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a waiter.
I want that cat out of my life!
I can offer you a job.
I'll get ready.
Did you eat while I was away?
It's not the right size.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
We're going to need a saw.
Let's get it
It's your fault that the train was late.
I am unhappy.
You love me.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Can I make the world better?
A girl needs her grandfather.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Wealth is like a party...
I want you to stop tricking me.
Your face has turned brown.
I can offer you a diet Pepsi.
You angel!
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Whoop-whoop.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Eating is all I can manage now.
This looks edible.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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