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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Open the curtains.

You made me cry on purpose.

We're the same person.

Who left a pickle in the attic?

I am injured.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Hey, watch me smile.

We're going to need a wrench.

I want you to cook for me.

I need you.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

Good morning!

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You should write to your father.

I can offer you a good price.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I have the knife.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Be safe!

You know it.

I love fall in America.

It's giving me an error message.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.

Did you eat today?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Take the drink and die.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want you to stop loving me.

I want that panda out of my life!

It's your fault that the wig came off.

We need to open it.

We're going to need a deputy.

You're a god.

You are an idiot.

I'll get it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You despise me.

Let's go

I have powers.

I feel curious.

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to be bold.

This is a fine ship

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Please, don't move.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I know what happened.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Hand me the spring-roll.

I'm trying to believe you.

Whoop-whoop.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

This room is shrinking.

We're gods.

Hey, watch me leave.

You monster!

If you're done, we'll get started.

You should protect your mother.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

It's time to go.

Just be yourself

Leave it alone.

Delivery!

My life is over.

Good luck!

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a shovel.

I'm magnificent.

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Can I make a plan?

You are not my father.

I'm the worst customs officer who ever lived.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Give it here.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I have the time.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I never gave up hope.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never sing anymore.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Your face has turned spotted.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I volunteer to go!

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Why do you love me, so much?

You are a thief.

Please, look at me.

I'm a ghost.

I want that bunny out of my house!

I knew you could make up your mind.

The best defence is a good offence.

My love, it's so juicy.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the well.

I can offer you a whiskey.

No one can ever know the truth.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you to hold me.

I'm trying to win.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Take this with you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Ha-cha-cha.

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Good night!

Stop, in the name of love.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your eyes have turned purple.

Who left an espresso in the waiting room?

We've only got one of these.

Sound the alarm!

I should start a business.

I'm special.

Give me the muffin.

You should make peace with your mother.

This is the right time to be alone.

A boy needs discipline.

My life matters.

Throw it here.

I know the future.

He was unconscious when I found him.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You are not my conscience.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's not working.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You're going down!

Don't get too close.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

I have the letter.

Someone's listening.

I feel odd.

We're going to need a shovel.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Your face has turned pink.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

Please, don't touch that.

You're a ghost.

Did you fart while I was away?

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to be fixed.

You devil!

I see you let yourself in.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I'm the best explorer who ever lived.

You are my teacher.

I'll wait here.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

You are so mean to me.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You will always want me.

I can offer you a saké.

Be yourself!

Get ready for this.

A boy needs his space.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

This is the right time to be here.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are worked up.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

You are a handsome devil.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

How dare you look at me!

We need to close it.

You burned it on purpose.

Leave it here.

Let's watch TV!

They know it was me

I never hurt anybody.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Your ears have turned green.

You never call me.

This looks peculiar.

My life means nothing.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to kill me.

You're under arrest!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I know math.

Open the door.

We're lucky.

Take this for luck.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

It's not dead.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I have money.

I see you every day.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Leave it outside.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I feel afraid.

This is a stick up.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

It's time to go to bed.

Someone's having a bad day.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

You should find your mother.

Did you eat while I was away?

Take the money and leave.

This room is haunted.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I am going to Christmas.

You're going to need a cameraman.

Your nose has turned grey.

A girl needs her father.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I want you to be dishonest.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I'm the only sheriff on this planet

You need it.

This is the worst time to be angry.

When I was little, I wanted to be a stonecutter.

I'll keep guard.

I never listened.

Get ready, or get out.

All's well that ends well

I've reported it to the police.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want that horse out of my car!

Love is like a movie...

Open sesame.

Who left a kebab in the living room?

We need to stay.

Can I make a cake?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Getting married is like writing a job application...

Give me the ball.

Darling, it's delicious.

This looks edible.

A word to the wise is enough.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Don't ask any questions.

I have the scroll.

I feel thrilled.

I want you to marry me.

Good grief!

I want you to be unpleasant.

I love autumn in England.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I'm the worst fashion designer on this planet

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I am going to the party.

I need to tell you about the bathroom.

You could never despise me.

You are so good to me.

You're no good.

I'm a god.

How much luck do you have?

It's giving me hope.

Fears are like marshmallows...

Take the drink and go.

You should disown your father.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I want that octopus out of my life!

Someone's coming this way.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Can I make a movie?

Let's watch the game

You are my mother.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

We need to make out.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a beggar.

I should pay the bill.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's not for sale.

How dare you laugh at me!

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

It's time to make lunch.

The truth is like a camera...

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You never have time for me.

This is a fine mess

Give me the apple.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I will always want you.

You won't find it.

I knew you could turn things around.

You are a twit.

You're going to need a knife.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This room is bugged.

We're cursed.

We are contemptible.

Open it here.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to be dismayed.

More haste, less speed.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are not my type.

We've only got one option.

I know more than you realise.

You're crazy!

We're going to need a lot of paint.

No one can ever know how we did it.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I have the gun.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

My life is a mystery.

Take the piano and go.

Open the bottle.

I have lost the will to live.

You should start a business.

You should call your mother.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

Your face has turned black.

I heard a voice coming from the sauna.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You could never fascinate me.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

Please, stop shouting.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You can do this

Dammit, who left a bread-stick in the wardrobe?

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Let's play

I see you smiling.

I want that scorpion out of my room!

You are contradictory.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I have to tell you about the kitchen.

I want you to love me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

We're weird.

I want you.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I have time.

I'll help.

I love summer in Ireland.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

You never take me seriously.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Take the piano and die.

We need to play.

You want it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I feel embarrassed.

A boy needs love.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's not alive.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Someone's in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I never wanted to die.

I'm the worst private detective on this planet

Get ready to laugh.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Who left a croissant in the wine cellar?

You should write to your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

This room is unstable.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

This looks odd.

Plug it in here.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Take this and pray.

I see you came prepared.

You are an artist.

It's time to pack your bags.

You are my inspiration.

Please, stop crying.

I've reported it to the press.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I can't find my mojito anywhere.

I want you to be caring.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'm no good.

I am going to the grand opening.

You lost it.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Death is like a picnic at the beach...

You are so kind to me.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Take the piano and leave.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I want you to listen to me.

You never smile.

We are sad.

I want to tell you about the zombie.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

A girl needs her own room.

I can offer you an egg nog.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I could never want you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You're amazing!

Did you eat just now?

I feel concerned.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's not in.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

You angel!

Just breathe

You should listen to your father.

Be better!

We're ghosts.

I can't find my latte anywhere.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Take the money and go.

We should go to the police.

I'll listen.

Your face has turned red.

I want you to stop following me.

This is the worst time to be here.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I'm going to need an imam.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Who left a ball in the basement?

A bad penny always turns up.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Throw me the burger.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You're going to need a can opener.

You are an inspiration.

Open the window.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

My life is cursed.

I'm the worst shaman who ever lived.

I have to tell you about the dictator.

I volunteer to eat it!

Can I make connections?

I can offer you a pickle.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

Leave it to the professionals.

I want you to be dutiful.

I see you know what to do.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I want that beetle out of my car!

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

You should listen to your mother.

You are my only hope.

I knew you could see it through.

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