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I am going to the party.
I love summer in Ireland.
I'm the greatest shepherd on this planet
Small things amuse small minds.
No one can ever know what we did.
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm a god.
Let's dance
Your eyes have turned green.
Getting married is like taking a bath...
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Take the drink and die.
Drop it here.
I could never love you.
Hey, watch me move.
You should write to your father.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This is the right time to be amused.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Be yourself!
Good morning!
Get ready, or get out.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Please, stop smoking.
I never felt so alone.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I feel proud.
Open the curtains.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I am cerebral.
I can offer you a pickle.
This looks suspicious.
I have the poem.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
This is a day to remember
I want you to look at me.
You're coming with me!
We're weird.
I volunteer myself!
Can I make a plan?
We need to fight.
Your tongue has turned black.
How dare you smile at me!
You are my reason for living.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
My life matters.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You are not my daughter.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
I'll get it.
We're going to need a spoon.
I am going to the funeral.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I have to tell you about the apple.
You're a ghost.
Who left a smoothie in the kitchen?
Don't ask any questions.
I see you are thinking.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I love spring in Japan.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I know what to do.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Let's go
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
Someone's in here.
A boy needs his mother.
This is a stick up.
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to be engrossed.
You will always despise me.
Sound the alarm!
This is the perfect time to be happy.
It's not appropriate.
You are a hero.
We're ghosts.
Leave it here.
Please, wait here.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I can offer you a beer.
You should find your mother.
Take the money and go.
You are shy.
You never call me.
You're going to need an archaeologist.
I have lost the will to live.
We should vote.
I hate you.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I never killed anyone.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to cook for me.
Good luck!
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
It's giving me grief.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Open it here.
I knew you could open it.
All's well that ends well
I am going to Christmas.
I'm insignificant.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Get ready to laugh.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
You're amazing!
We need to help each other.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I volunteer to go!
Take this and pray.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I want you to stop believing in me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Let's watch the game
Delivery!
Okay, who left a duck in the garage?
I'm going to need a can opener.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Show me the kebab.
This looks great.
Why do you love me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Your tongue has turned yellow.
We're gods.
You burned it on purpose.
I'm the best sleuth on this planet
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
You are so nice to me.
You found it.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
It's not heavy.
Leave it until morning.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You monster!
This room is shrinking.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
I want to tell you about the god.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Open sesame.
You never take me seriously.
My life is over.
I'm a ghost.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one life.
Hey, watch me smile.
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make bubbles?
Find some proof that she fooled you.
It's time to make lunch.
You're under arrest!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You are my father.
Finding a job is like doing renovations...
You are a handsome devil.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Sorry, I have to take this.
How dare you look at me!
I should go to the police.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Don't just stand there.
When I was little, I wanted to be an electrician.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I can offer you a coffee.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You made me cry on purpose.
Time is like a beach...
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're going to need a saw.
I see you every day.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
Show me the spatula.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
We're insignificant.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I want you to listen to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Please, come in.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I know math.
I knew you could see it through.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Hey, watch me leave.
Every picture tells a story.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
Be careful!
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
We need to order pizza.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I'll listen.
Someone's locked the door.
I have faith.
You could never fascinate me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Who left a knife in the dining room?
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
It's not for sale.
We're going to need a peddlar.
Good grief!
It's time to go.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I have the knife.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You're going to need a lot of help.
This looks bad.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It's giving me a headache.
Reading is all I can manage now.
You can do this
I want that horse out of my life!
We've only got one option.
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to be solitary.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Your eyes have turned orange.
You are obsessive.
I'm the only astronaut who ever lived.
I want you to kill me.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I never really lived.
I love spring in Brazil.
Can I make each day count?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You could never despise me.
We're crazy.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.
You're going to need a hammer.
I need you.
A boy needs his space.
This is a fine ship
I have powers.
Did you fart last night?
You're never going to get away with this!
Please, look at me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I know where you were.
Give me the saw.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have to tell you about the elf.
Darling, it's beautiful.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This looks odd.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
We need to eat.
Stop, in the name of love.
I need to tell you about Monday.
I want you to be old-fashioned.
Leave it outside.
I never hurt anybody.
Who left a chair in the waiting room?
Let's drink
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
When the lights go out, hide.
Maybe no one will notice
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
We're magnificent.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I'm trying to believe you.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Can I make a stand?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You're a god.
I have the scroll.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You won't find it.
You're going to need a shovel.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Open your heart.
Get ready to run.
It's your fault that the cat died.
You are so mean to me.
I feel shy.
I want that puppy out of my life!
The first thing to consider is safety.
I'll keep guard.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Your lips have turned yellow.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
I am helpful.
I will always love you.
I love winter in Germany.
Plug it in here.
You are my love.
Leave it alone.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Someone's coming this way.
You are an inspiration.
Don't get too close.
We're going to need a park ranger.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Let's get it
We're alone in the universe.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Be better!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Hand me the teddy bear.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Your face has turned pink.
Just breathe
How dare you look down your nose at me!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You devil!
I've reported it to Interpol.
I know who you are.
I just want a Powerade. What's wrong with that?
Who left an owl in the laundry?
I never gave up hope.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I have 20-20 vision.
We're the same person.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I feel ravenous.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
This looks wrong.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
You never say what you're thinking.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Please, give me that.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I'm going to need a knife.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
You are a liar.
You're going to need an assassin.
It's not in.
We are irritated.
I want you to stop lying to me.
A boy needs his father.
This is the right time to be here.
Take the money and die.
Take this with water.
This room is haunted.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I can offer you a job.
I'll help.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.
It's giving me an error message.
My life is cursed.
I'm trying to open it.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Throw it here.
You should ask your father.
We need to stay.
You need it.
I love fall in France.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Get ready to die.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Open the bottle.
You're crazy!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want that bird out of my room!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You are not my mother.
I want you to be compassionate.
Hey, watch me dance.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
When the bell rings, hide.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
This is the right time to be happy.
I see you came prepared.
Take the drink and go.
You are my everything.
This room is unstable.
I've reported it to the press.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
We're going to need a barber.
This looks nice.
I'm the best jockey who ever lived.
Your eyes have turned blue.
I'll get ready.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I will always want you.
Get out while the getting is good.
We've only got one of these.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I'm trying to save you.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Please, stay where you are.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
Let's eat
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
You're going to need a fork.
Darling, it's delicious.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You broke it.
Can I make soup?
I feel concerned.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I want to tell you about the stable.
It's not yours.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I know more than you realise.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
You're going to need a veterinarian.
Don't fool around.
Who left a hot dog in the living room?
I have needs.
It's now or never
Fears are like chocolate...
You should call your father.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a writer.
You are so good to me.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I am going to Easter.
No one can ever know the truth.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Let's play
Crime is like a river...
We are cerebral.
I'm the greatest make-up artist who ever lived.
We're going to need a can opener.
I want you to be charming.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Take the drink and leave.
A boy needs confidence.
When the door opens, start crying.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
You're going to need a sheriff.
This is a fine mess
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
Your lips have turned pink.
You are an idiot.
There's safety in numbers.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to love me.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I want you to stop following me.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.
Am I dead, or not?
Please, don't take that.
Get ready to dance.
You're magnificent.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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