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I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Please, lie down.
Buying a house is like opening a door...
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
I volunteer myself!
I'll get it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
This room is shrinking.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to be suspicious.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Did you get lucky at work?
We're gods.
We've only got one option.
Be safe!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Can I make a mess?
Take the money and leave.
Give it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I have a secret.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
You will always despise me.
You angel!
I have the scroll.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
We're going to need a hammer.
Your ears have turned black.
When the door opens, remain calm.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm going to need a drug dealer.
I feel adventurous.
I see you are thinking.
Dammit, who left a lizard in the wine cellar?
Find some proof that they lied to you.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You are a genius.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Sound the alarm!
I want to tell you about Easter.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Freedom is like a beautiful melody...
Why do you tease me, so much?
We need to break up.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I heard laughter coming from the library.
Take this with you.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
She was unconscious when I found her.
My life matters.
We are amazed.
You should go to the police.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Leave it alone.
This looks peculiar.
It's not open.
This is a day to remember
Can I make it happen?
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I've reported it to the President.
Am I coming with you, or not?
No one can ever know that I survived.
It's your fault that the crops died.
You are so mean to me.
We're the same person.
Just breathe
I love summer in India.
Learning is like making a salad...
You are not my type.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
I volunteer to eat it!
A boy needs money.
We've only got one life.
Show me the saw.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Good grief!
I know the future.
I'm going to need a composer.
Open the bottle.
Don't wait to be asked.
You won't find it.
Get ready for this.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I never wanted to die.
How dare you smile at me!
I can offer you a cocktail.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
I feel stupid.
I am going to the funeral.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You should disown your mother.
Can I make it up?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to be nervous.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Who left a hot dog in the control room?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I'm the greatest shaman who ever lived.
This looks interesting.
I want you to kiss me.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
I have 20-20 vision.
I will always want you.
Someone's watching us.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Let's eat
This is a fine ship
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You made me cry on purpose.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Be careful!
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Please, come closer.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm alone in the universe.
A girl needs her space.
I'll keep guard.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Take the money and die.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are an idiot.
I'm a god.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
Time to shine
We need to stop.
Why do you love me, so much?
We should start a business.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You're crazy!
You should disown your father.
I never hurt anybody.
You will always need me.
We are foolish.
You found it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Take this and pray.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Let's watch TV!
I can offer you a good price.
Once a thief, always a thief.
I'm the worst fishmonger on this planet
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Stop, in the name of love.
My life means nothing.
Get ready to run.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I've reported it to mother.
I heard weeping coming from the cloakroom.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I love spring in Ireland.
Darling, it's alive.
You are a handsome devil.
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to kill me.
I feel hesitant.
This room is bugged.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
You crashed the car on purpose.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Open your heart.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Throw me the ukulele.
You are my reason for living.
Your face has turned stripey.
You're special.
You devil!
Who left a shark in the basement?
A girl needs her grandmother.
Today is the day
It's time to go.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want that puppy out of my room!
How much time do you have?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I'm trying to help.
You are so nice to me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
I could never need you.
I never listened.
We need to make a plan.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
We're going to need a bank robber.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Hate is like a winter's day...
You're going down!
Don't fool around.
I'm the greatest captain on this planet
Find some proof that she deceived you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
You're going to need a spatula.
Can I make it through?
We are keen.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
I've reported it to the press.
Did you get lucky today?
I want to tell you about the mobster.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You should vote.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
It's time to go to bed.
I feel disgusting.
This room is unstable.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I want you to be purposeful.
Please, don't touch that.
Take the drink and die.
I see you let yourself in.
You fascinate me.
Dare to dream
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Fears are like chocolate...
I'll sit on it.
You should protect your mother.
Drop it here.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You know it.
You are my sunshine.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
We're going to need a cosmonaut.
Open the curtains.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I will always love you.
Who left a green tea in the cloakroom?
You're really something!
I volunteer to go!
It's not ready.
This looks bad.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Delivery!
It's your fault that the lights went out.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
Let's drink
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
It's time to pack your bags.
I need to tell you about the the submarine.
I am going to the party.
Can I make art?
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't ask any questions.
I want that kitten out of my house!
I have time.
We're weird.
When the door opens, hide.
We need to go.
I want you to love me.
I know more than you realise.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to be regretful.
No one suspects a thing
I want you to stop following me.
I've reported it to the police.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Please, stand.
Darling, it's delicious.
You should ask your mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I love winter in China.
Show me the carrot.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a swineherd.
You are a twit.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Get ready to die.
You are solitary.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I'm the only private detective who ever lived.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
No one can ever know what we did.
A girl needs a job.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I have faith.
You never call me.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
You're under arrest!
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
Third time lucky.
Can I make laughter?
Stop, in the name of the law.
Take the piano and die.
You are my only hope.
I can offer you a kebab.
You're a ghost.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I am going to Easter.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Give me the can opener.
You're weird.
I have the knife.
I see you smiling.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
How dare you look at me!
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to listen to me.
I want to tell you about the fishcake.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
This is a stick up.
Just be yourself
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Be better!
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I love autumn in England.
Get ready, or get out.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Leave it here.
I'm going to need a gravedigger.
We're ghosts.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I feel clear-headed.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Please, sit down.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
You can have it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
I want that tiger out of my room!
You're going to pay!
Open the door.
We need to order pizza.
Did you fart while I was away?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Someone's in here.
I'm going to need a fork.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
My love, it's so juicy.
I never killed anyone.
You could never fascinate me.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Let's dance
It's your fault that the train was late.
I need to tell you about the another dimension.
You never sing anymore.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
It's not safe.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
This is the worst time to be amused.
I volunteer as tribute!
I have the card.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You monster!
Hey, watch me leave.
This is a fine mess
Open it here.
I'll listen.
You should find your mother.
Dammit, who left a kitten in the kitchen?
I know what happened.
Leave it to the professionals.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
You are a liar.
I love spring in America.
We're special.
I feel generous.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I never felt so alone.
Whoop-whoop.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I see you for who you are.
We need to close it.
Please, give me that.
You dropped it.
Someone's listening.
You're a god.
Your face has turned grey.
You hate me.
I should vote.
A boy needs confidence.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
It's time to brush your teeth.
You never stop to think.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to look at me.
Can I make a movie?
You should make peace with your mother.
You're going to need a shovel.
I have the poem.
You're lucky.
Let's watch the game
Give me the saw.
I feel amused.
I'm the worst stunt double who ever lived.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
We are fearful.
Get ready to dance.
It's giving me grief.
Someone's locked the door.
I will always despise you.
Good morning!
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'll help.
A girl needs money.
How dare you laugh at me!
I can offer you a pickle.
We've only got one chance.
You are not my daughter.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to be restless.
Hey, watch me dance.
I want that puppy out of my life!
I'm going to need a teacher.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I have needs.
Who left a knife in the basement?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Plug it in here.
Big fish eat little fish.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
My life is over.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to stop questioning me.
It's not working.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
A boy needs love.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
I want you to cook for me.
Hand me the ball.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Pleasure is like a multi-choice quiz...
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You are not my son.
We need to open it.
I'm the best bodyguard on this planet
I heard weeping coming from the barn.
Your tongue has turned purple.
Don't get too close.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Can I make a difference?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
Your lips have turned red.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm going to need a can opener.
You should call your mother.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a beautician.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
You're no good.
My life is a mystery.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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