The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Dialogue (x 500)
This looks wrong.
I can offer you a banana.
Am I dead, or not?
You are my father.
We're ghosts.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I'm a ghost.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to stop smelling me.
Please, give up while you can.
I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm the only winemaker on this planet
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Get ready for this.
It's giving me grief.
You dropped it.
Open sesame.
I have needs.
I have the time.
Did you eat this morning?
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're going to need a lot of help.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
You are a twit.
You should protect your mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I'm going to need a fraudster.
Your face has turned white.
My life is a mystery.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know that I like you
Running for office is like opening a window...
Someone's watching us.
You're going down!
I see you have done this before.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are so kind to me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When the door opens, hide.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We need to open it.
I'm going to need a shovel.
No one can ever know what we did.
Okay, who left a coffee in the dungeon?
We are calm.
I could never need you.
We've only got one of these.
Take the drink and die.
I knew you could turn things around.
Let's play
When I was little, I wanted to be an impersonator.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You never stop to think.
I've reported it to the press.
You monster!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Whatever happens, don't panic
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You're weird.
We should start a business.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
You are my favourite.
Nothing succeeds like success.
I can offer you a good price.
We're gods.
I am going to the funeral.
You will always fascinate me.
I have to tell you about the baker.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Please, don't move.
It's giving me an error message.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
You should write to your father.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I want that giraffe out of my life!
Hey, watch me smile.
Good luck!
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Your eyes have turned blue.
Give it here.
Someone's listening.
Get ready to dance.
Buying a house is like writing a job application...
I'll be here, if you need me.
I know who you are.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
You can't have it.
Be safe!
Can I make a kite?
You're going to need a blacksmith.
You are a thief.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Who left a doll in the lounge room?
You're amazing!
When I was little, I wanted to be a watchmaker.
You burned it on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Sound the alarm!
Stop, in the name of love.
I knew you could fix it.
I'm the best fortune-teller who ever lived.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
A boy needs his space.
I volunteer to eat it!
You never sing anymore.
I love spring in Brazil.
I've reported it to the police.
I feel wonderful.
Why do you love me, so much?
This looks bad.
I never really lived.
You are not my mother.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
It's not in.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I see you came prepared.
We need to go.
You are so good to me.
Let's eat
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You hate me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
How dare you smile at me!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I will always want you.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
I'm going to need a taxi-driver.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Plug it in here.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I have lost the will to live.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Don't just stand there.
Whoop-whoop.
You devil!
This is the worst time to be angry.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Get ready to die.
We're no good.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I've reported it to mother.
Please, don't take that.
I feel humiliated.
When I was little, I wanted to be a trapper.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take this with you.
Throw me the fork.
It's time to pack your bags.
I love fall in Australia.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Darling, it's beautiful.
We are cowardly.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Open the window.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
This is a fine mess
I am going to the grand opening.
I can offer you a merlot.
Good night!
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to stop loving me.
Who left a whiskey in the outhouse?
I'm going to need a swineherd.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I want you to be intelligent.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to stop me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
You are not my daughter.
I'll get ready.
Leave it here.
We're the same person.
I'm trying to believe you.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Leave it to the professionals.
We're going to need a hammer.
This room is shrinking.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
Did you fart today?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You're a ghost.
I want that horse out of my room!
We're magnificent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
Don't wait to be asked.
You could never hate me.
We need to help each other.
It's not working.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Just try not to cry
I love you.
Get ready to run.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You never say what you're thinking.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I was here.
My life means nothing.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I never wanted this.
Take this for luck.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Fears are like spaghetti...
You are so nice to me.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You want it.
Take the piano and go.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
You're coming with me!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'll help.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can offer you a milkshake.
I love winter in Brazil.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I want you to read to me.
I'm the only author who ever lived.
Can I make progress?
I see you smiling.
I have the letter.
I've reported it to Interpol.
We're lucky.
I want that elephant out of my car!
I am emotional.
Stop, in the name of the law.
It's not heavy.
I knew you could see it through.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You're going to need an electrician.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
This room is haunted.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Who left a Jim Beam in the barn?
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
I feel disappointed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You want me.
Leave it outside.
Your eyes have turned black.
Show me the umbrella.
Please, stay where you are.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I have time.
Be careful!
We need to eat.
I never felt so alone.
I can offer you a wine.
Good morning!
Can I make it right?
I'm the greatest wizard who ever lived.
Never go to bed on an argument.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
This is a stick up.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You angel!
A girl needs her space.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I am going to Christmas.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I love spring in Spain.
Take the money and go.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Maybe no one will notice
I want that duck out of my house!
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Dating is like doing the dishes...
It's time to brush your teeth.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Alright, who left a wrench in the studio?
I want you to be wealthy.
I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Please, stop crying.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
This looks odd.
We're going to need an entrepreneur.
My life is over.
You are my daughter.
Let's go
You're going to need a knife.
You are so mean to me.
Delivery!
It's giving me a headache.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Ha-cha-cha.
I knew you could survive.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You never have time for me.
This room is bugged.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to inspire me.
You should find your mother.
A girl needs boundaries.
You are not my conscience.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I'll wait here.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Take the money and leave.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have to tell you about the mermaid.
When the lights go out, start crying.
This is crazy
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
I know math.
I heard laughter coming from the library.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
It was my fault that the cat died.
You should quit.
How much luck do you have?
Open your heart.
It's not mine.
You broke the vase on purpose.
My love, it's so expensive.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I love spring in Germany.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
This is a day to remember
I'm the best detective on this planet
We've only got one option.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I am callous.
I see you are thinking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a saxophonist.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Can I make a yurt?
Let's get it
I want you to be amoral.
You are my everything.
I have faith.
This looks interesting.
We're going to need a fork.
I feel resentful.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Good grief!
Take the drink and go.
I will always need you.
My love, it's delicious.
I have the gun.
I'll watch.
I never could make up my mind.
Who left a crow in the cell?
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I'm cursed.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm trying to leave.
I'm going to need a hotelier.
You should ask for more money.
I can offer you a Jack Daniels.
I am going to Easter.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
Did you fart yesterday?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You never do what I want.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
You are reserved.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Dying is like taking medicine...
It's not for sale.
A boy needs boundaries.
Your nose has turned green.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Justice is like a violin...
I want you to stop believing in me.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Can I make an effort?
When the door opens, start singing.
You know it.
I want you to be earnest.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Don't fool around.
You're going to pay!
How dare you look at me!
I feel angry.
Please, stop doing that.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Be better!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Show me the guitar.
I'm the worst conductor on this planet
I love spring in France.
Get ready, or get out.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I should think about this.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
We've only got one hope.
You are a poet.
I want you to kill me.
I am going to the party.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Someone's coming this way.
We are puritanical.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
My life matters.
I'm going to need a police officer.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I'm trying to save you.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, come in.
This looks edible.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I have money.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm a god.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
You could never despise me.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
When the lights go out, hide.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
Alright, who left a screwdriver in the lounge room?
Leave it alone.
We're going to need a spoon.
I want you to clean up after me.
Failure is like a violin...
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Your tongue has turned brown.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Make hay while the sun shines.
You can do this
I never gave up hope.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I see you every day.
Take this and pray.
Hand me the fork.
A boy needs confidence.
My love, it's so shiny.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
Hey, watch me leave.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
You are not my favourite.
You're going to need a coach.
Can I make out?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
I'm the only scientist who ever lived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Your ears have turned blue.
Open it here.
I want you to be pretentious.
I despise you.
I can offer you a soda.
I want you to stop questioning me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I know more than you realise.
Hand me the ball.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.