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You never stop to think.
Please, don't eat that.
Can I make a movie?
You're under arrest!
I see you smiling.
It's not heavy.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to be youthful.
I could never need you.
We're gods.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'm a god.
I feel responsible.
I've reported it to the police.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Getting married is like doing chores...
I want you to marry me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I'm going to need a mayor.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
Take this with you.
You are so nice to me.
My life is over.
Leave it here.
You should make peace with your father.
I'm weird.
Be yourself!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I have money.
Someone's watching us.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
This looks odd.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
How dare you laugh at me!
I love spring in Ireland.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Just breathe
Get ready, or get out.
I am aggressive.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I know the future.
I have the will.
You dropped it.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Good morning!
This is a fine ship
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to stop looking at me.
You're coming with me!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I can offer you a beer.
We need to make out.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I am going to the party.
Open the window.
I'm the only researcher who ever lived.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Hey, watch me smile.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
You devil!
Let's get it
I'm a ghost.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I want that tortoise out of my room!
I can offer you a job.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I knew you could turn things around.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are so mean to me.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
We've only got one bullet.
Dammit, who left a ball in the armory?
Take this and pray.
Put it here.
Take the drink and go.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
I want you to kill me.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Please, look at me.
I'm lucky.
You are a liar.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I volunteer myself!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
My life is a mystery.
This is a day to remember
I know who you are.
You should ask for more money.
I never wanted to die.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your face has turned purple.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have to tell you about the espresso.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Sound the alarm!
You're going to need a lot of help.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
No one can ever know the truth.
It's giving me a headache.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I bet you know why I'm going.
We need to stay.
I'm the best drummer who ever lived.
I want you to stop following me.
This looks interesting.
Just be yourself
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You monster!
It's time to go.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Stop, in the name of the law.
Be safe!
I feel surprised.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Eating is good for the soul.
I could never hate you.
Get ready to laugh.
I have time.
It's not safe.
We're magnificent.
Leave it alone.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I want that snail out of my room!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Friendship is like a river...
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Throw me the bike.
You will always hate me.
Hopes are like chocolate...
You are an artist.
Don't fool around.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Your ears have turned brown.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're a god.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You crashed the car on purpose.
We're the same person.
You are so kind to me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Take the piano and leave.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You're going down!
Am I under arrest, or not?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're going to need a hammer.
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to inspire me.
Please, give up while you can.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make music?
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs a job.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
I love winter in Switzerland.
I'll help.
I have a secret.
Open the curtains.
Who left a doll in the cloakroom?
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
This is the worst time to be here.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to be conservative.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Get ready to run.
You never smile.
Leave it outside.
We need to make a plan.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
I am scared.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This room is bugged.
I see you know what to do.
You are a genius.
You want me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
We're going to need a wizard.
I'm trying to forgive you.
No one can ever know that I like you
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You're a ghost.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
Show me the skateboard.
You are not my daughter.
I am going to Easter.
Good night!
I'm the best cobbler who ever lived.
My life means nothing.
Your tongue has turned grey.
I can't find my house anywhere.
Getting married is like opening a window...
Someone's coming this way.
I never listened.
This is crazy
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Don't get too close.
It's time to pack your bags.
A boy needs confidence.
I feel envious.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Take this for luck.
I know what to do.
I'll keep guard.
I want you to kiss me.
We're going to need a knife.
Drop it here.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
We are fanciful.
Can I make a mess?
Open the door.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
Who left a juice in the dining room?
I have the scroll.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want you to be hurt.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You're amazing!
I love spring in Spain.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You should hide.
You are my teacher.
Whoop-whoop.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You will always want me.
Give me the umbrella.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I am going to Christmas.
We've only got one life.
You found it.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
I have needs.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me dance.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I feel strong.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I never hurt anybody.
I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
We are careless.
I'm the best burglar who ever lived.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
We're special.
Delivery!
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Please, sit down.
You should call your father.
Can I make it worse?
It was my fault that the wig came off.
I see you are thinking.
I want to tell you about the kitchen.
You're going to need a builder.
A watched pot never boils.
It has to work
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a knife.
We've only got one hope.
Who left a spatula in the sauna?
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I want you to be amazed.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Your nose has turned green.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm trying to help.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I love winter in Spain.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
I can offer you a burger.
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Romance is like a picnic in the park...
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
We're ghosts.
I want that porcupine out of my life!
You are not my favourite.
I need to tell you about Monday.
It's not dead.
No one will ever know
Please, tell me.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
I have the letter.
We're weird.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
I'm the greatest cosmonaut on this planet
I feel ecstatic.
You could never want me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You're going to need a torturer.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You burned it on purpose.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I will always despise you.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I love autumn in India.
I want you to listen to me.
This looks suspicious.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Am I dead, or not?
How dare you smile at me!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want you to be delicate.
I can offer you a good price.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I have faith.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I want that cat out of my house!
I am going to the funeral.
I'll sit on it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Hand me the ukulele.
You should disown your mother.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
It's now or never
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I see you have done this before.
I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I never felt so alone.
Hey, watch me move.
This room is unstable.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.
I should go to the police.
It's not right.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
My life matters.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
We've only got one option.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You could never need me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I want you.
I'm trying to save you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
We're lucky.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I have lost the will to live.
Reading is all I can manage now.
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I feel determined.
Good grief!
Throw me the teddy bear.
You're going to need a spoon.
Get ready for this.
This is a stick up.
Leave it to the professionals.
I volunteer as tribute!
You should listen to your mother.
I've reported it to mother.
Why do you love me, so much?
A girl needs love.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
You are a godsend.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
This looks bad.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
My love, it's alive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Your face has turned spotted.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I never wanted this.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I can offer you a margarita.
I will always love you.
You are wronged.
How dare you look at me!
We need to open it.
I'm going to need a salesperson.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
It's not going to fit.
No one suspects a thing
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I'll get ready.
Did you fart yesterday?
Someone's having a bad day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You never sing anymore.
I want that penguin out of my house!
You despise me.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm trying to open it.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
I have the gun.
Death is like a lake...
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I want you to cook for me.
I am going to the grand opening.
I never killed anyone.
You are my reason for living.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
We need to break up.
Let's play
I have 20-20 vision.
Take the money and die.
Darling, it's alive.
Show me the croissant.
You're going to need a shepherd.
I just want an ale. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to the press.
We're no good.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
You lost it.
I knew you could open it.
A girl needs her father.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
This is a fine mess
We are logical.
I love spring in Australia.
Who left a fishcake in the dungeon?
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Patience is a virtue
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I want you to be thievish.
I have the card.
You're really something!
Be better!
I want you to clean up after me.
I'm the best barista who ever lived.
I see you every day.
We're crazy.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Hand me the bike.
Please, stop smoking.
You are an inspiration.
Can I make noises?
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Your face has turned green.
I volunteer to go!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Let's eat
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a hammer.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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