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I can offer you a licorice twist.

Be careful!

It's your fault that the dog died.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I want you to read to me.

I am going to the party.

I feel jolly.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Good morning!

Learning is like fixing the TV...

You monster!

You are a genius.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You should find your mother.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Take the money and leave.

I want that penguin out of my room!

I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's not yours.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're going to need a wrench.

How much courage do you have?

This room is bugged.

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm going to need a ditch digger.

Fear is like a party...

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

My life matters.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You are so mean to me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You're a ghost.

We're ghosts.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

Leave it here.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Get ready to die.

You are my sunshine.

I want to tell you about the attic.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Hey, watch me smile.

I volunteer as tribute!

This looks bad.

It's time to make lunch.

Can I make love?

Stop, in the name of the law.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

All's well that ends well

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I could never need you.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Delivery!

Just sitting is good for the soul.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dogcatcher.

I have time.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You are an artist.

You should think about this.

You are unbelieving.

I'm the worst clown who ever lived.

Sound the alarm!

I never felt so alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I heard laughter coming from the office.

Be safe!

I see you have done this before.

Did you fart today?

I'll get ready.

You can't have it.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Let's dance

Take the drink and die.

I'm trying to believe you.

Show me the spring-roll.

A girl needs a job.

Someone's listening.

I can offer you a job.

I want that monkey out of my car!

I am going to Easter.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Who left a saw in the lobby?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Life begins at forty.

I want you to betray me.

Get ready to laugh.

I'm crazy.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Am I dead, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You should call your father.

I have the knife.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

We're gods.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I could never want you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a governor.

You're a god.

Open the curtains.

I want you to be jolly.

Please, come in.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You will always fascinate me.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I feel rebellious.

Motivation is like a canvas...

I volunteer to eat it!

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Good luck!

How much time do you have?

Someone's in here.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

It's giving me grief.

They know it was me

Can I make it through?

You are so nice to me.

I have a secret.

I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

It's not for sale.

You need it.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We need to go.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

You are my mother.

Take this with you.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I want that spider out of my life!

I never listened.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Throw me the knife.

I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.

We've only got one of these.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We're the same person.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Alright, who left a burger in the bathroom?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I've reported it to mother.

You never stop to think.

I know where you were.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I want you to be fatigued.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Your ears have turned brown.

When I was little, I wanted to be a marshal.

I can't find my cow anywhere.

You are not my son.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

Please, be careful.

I volunteer myself!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Get ready, or get out.

Your nose has turned red.

You're crazy.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want you to marry me.

Can I make fudge?

I'll open it.

I can offer you a croissant.

Take this for luck.

Let's drink

You're crazy!

I want that bear out of my room!

You fascinate me.

I'm going to need a security guard.

Put it here.

I'm trying to open it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the hole.

I see you came prepared.

Good night!

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

If you don't want it, put it back.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We should think about this.

We need to break up.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Just be yourself

A boy needs boundaries.

I know math.

I love winter in Antarctica.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Be better!

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I'm a god.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Eating is good for the soul.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You are not my favourite.

My life is over.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.

I want you to be outrageous.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

This looks edible.

We're crazy.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Okay, who left a saw in the classroom?

You devil!

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I never wanted this.

This is a fine mess

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You are so good to me.

I have the card.

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

I'm the worst butcher on this planet

It's not working.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Let's eat

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I will always despise you.

Open the window.

Please, lie down.

I'll listen.

I'm going to need a barber.

Good grief!

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We should vote.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Like father, like son.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I need to tell you about the Coke.

Can I make connections?

Just breathe

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

Leave it outside.

I want you to hold me.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I want that monkey out of my life!

Did you get lucky while I was away?

You never say what you're thinking.

I'm the worst chemist who ever lived.

This looks wrong.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

It's not ready.

I have the scroll.

Stop, in the name of love.

Give me the hammer.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I never hurt anybody.

It's time to go to bed.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

We're alone in the universe.

You are my teacher.

You're really something!

We need to stop.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

You lost it.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

Let's go

I should quit.

You should write to your father.

Please, stop shouting.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I love fall in India.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Love is like a piano...

I'm going to need a painter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a geologist.

I'll wait here.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Open sesame.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Open it here.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I know who you are.

Did you fart just now?

My life means nothing.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

You never do what I want.

You are a godsend.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Leave it alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

We've only got one chance.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want that alligator out of my house!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I am depressed.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I have to tell you about the pirate.

I see you smiling.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Hand me the shovel.

This is a day to remember

It's giving me hope.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

You know it.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'll help.

Please, tell me.

I want you to be liberated.

I'm going to need a model.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Take the drink and go.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I feel sad.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Someone's having a bad day.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I've reported it to the police.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

It's not tight enough.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

This room is haunted.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're under arrest!

I should ask for more money.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Can I make a plan?

I despise you.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You never sing anymore.

It's going to be okay

You won't find it.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

I want you to inspire me.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I'm the greatest nurse who ever lived.

I volunteer to go!

I know what to do.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I need to tell you about the fishcake.

Why do you love me, so much?

I've reported it to Interpol.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This looks familiar.

I want you to be sarcastic.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

You should call your mother.

You're going to need a senator.

I'm trying to care.

I am going to the wedding.

Buying a house is like taking a bath...

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Don't fool around.

A girl needs her father.

You are my father.

I can offer you a carrot.

Let's play

We are morbid.

I feel fortunate.

You need me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I have faith.

It's not easy.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want that frog out of my room!

Give me the bratwurst.

I love fall in Ireland.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I'll watch.

Fears are like chocolate...

I know the future.

You never smile.

I never could make up my mind.

I want to tell you about the garage.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fashion designer.

It was your fault that the train was late.

I'm the greatest pilot who ever lived.

You are a twit.

Can I make it happen?

Don't ask any questions.

You burned it on purpose.

You're never going to get away with this!

You're going to need a herbalist.

I want you to clean up after me.

It's giving me an error message.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You should protect your mother.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want you to be disconcerting.

I can't find my shark anywhere.

Get ready to run.

Did you eat this morning?

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I'm no good.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Let's watch TV!

Bread always falls buttered side down.

It's not right.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I want that kitten out of my car!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

A girl needs her grandmother.

This is the worst time to be angry.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

I'm the greatest assassin who ever lived.

Hey, watch me leave.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

This room is shrinking.

I can offer you a cocktail.

This is crazy

When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.

You are a handsome devil.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Can I make laughter?

Please, don't touch that.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I have money.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You angel!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Hand me the muffin.

We need to eat.

Don't get too close.

I need to tell you about the cheesemaker.

I'm going to need a pharmacist.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I want that panda out of my life!

This is the worst time to be alone.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

We're insignificant.

I knew you could live like this.

It's not going to fit.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You are not my mother.

I'm the best tattooist on this planet

Take the money and die.

I want you to be small-thinking.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I love winter in Brazil.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

It's your fault that the train was late.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

I feel tearful.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I can offer you a bagel.

Darling, it's delicious.

Your face has turned spotted.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Drop it here.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Your ears have turned yellow.

A boy needs love.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

I have the gun.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

It's giving me a headache.

We are loving.

How dare you smile at me!

Can I make a sound?

Hand me the sandwich.

We're going to need a can opener.

You're lucky.

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