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I am healthy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You're a god.

I could never need you.

I volunteer to eat it!

A boy needs discipline.

I want you to be responsible.

You're really something!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

You should listen to your father.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You're special.

I'm trying to leave.

You need me.

Just be yourself

You should pay the bill.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Your tongue has turned green.

Get ready, or get out.

We need to make better decisions.

You're going to need an engineer.

You can't have it.

You angel!

He was unconscious when I found him.

When the party starts, start singing.

Your lips have turned black.

This is a fine ship

Take this with water.

I feel hesitant.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

It's giving me an error message.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Delivery!

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I have time.

We're the same person.

Did you get lucky at work?

I've reported it to the President.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Who left a kebab in the classroom?

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

We've only got one hope.

You are so nice to me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to stop following me.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want that bird out of my room!

I want you to listen to me.

I have the card.

My life is cursed.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

You could never fascinate me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Your motivation is like a summer's day...

No one can ever know the truth.

You're going to need a fork.

I'm a god.

I want you to be infatuated.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

We're weird.

Why do you love me, so much?

This looks edible.

Open the curtains.

You deserve this

You are my teacher.

Leave it until morning.

We're going to need a firefighter.

I am going to the funeral.

A boy needs his father.

Eating is good for the soul.

Your lips have turned red.

No one can ever know that I survived.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Am I dead, or not?

You devil!

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I feel foolish.

You never listen.

You are an inspiration.

This room is bugged.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You are not my type.

I never gave up hope.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Show me the kebab.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

No one can ever know that I like to sing

How dare you look at me!

I know where you were.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Good luck!

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

This is a day to remember

You should disown your father.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to read to me.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Put it here.

You burned it on purpose.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

We need to stay.

Finding a job is like doing housework...

We are decadent.

Someone's watching us.

The first thing to consider is safety.

We're ghosts.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to be trustworthy.

Let's dance

Can I make a pillow fort?

You're a ghost.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.

You're coming with me!

It's not right.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

This looks suspicious.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

I've reported it to the press.

We're going to need a builder.

This room is unstable.

You are so kind to me.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I have the knife.

Leave it alone.

You're cursed.

I love summer in Japan.

Get ready to run.

I want you.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I am going to the party.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I feel creative.

Hey, watch me dance.

Take the money and go.

You need it.

Show me the shovel.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

This is a stick up.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

We need to stop.

I want you to marry me.

I see you smiling.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Leave it here.

We've only got one option.

You're going to need a wrench.

We are tormented.

Don't upset your father, not now.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this with you.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Be safe!

Dare to dream

I knew you could see it through.

Dammit, who left a wine in the laundry?

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I know math.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's time to go to bed.

I never listened.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

We're gods.

Whoop-whoop.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I can offer you a job.

I'm trying to help.

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

I need to tell you about Christmas.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

You're alone in the universe.

You monster!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You are my everything.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Can I make the bed?

Wealth is like a bar of soap...

Give me the can opener.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Did you eat at work?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.

A girl needs love.

Your nose has turned brown.

I've reported it to mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You are a liar.

This looks nice.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

It's now or never

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I am going to the grand opening.

It's not alive.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I can't find my Powerade anywhere.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Open the bottle.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Your cheeks have turned red.

Good night!

Open it here.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want you to clean up after me.

It's your fault that the label came off.

It's giving me a headache.

I see you every day.

You never smile.

We've only got one bullet.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Be better!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Who left a chair in the attic?

It's time to make lunch.

We need to go.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You are clean.

You dropped it.

I feel threatened.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Stop, in the name of love.

Get ready to laugh.

Did you eat this morning?

I have to tell you about Sunday.

You will always despise me.

I love summer in Germany.

I volunteer myself!

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Better late than never.

We're going to need a meteorologist.

All's well that ends well

Open sesame.

I want that sheep out of my car!

I know the future.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I'll get it.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm the worst scout who ever lived.

Hey, watch me move.

We should quit.

You are so mean to me.

Sound the alarm!

I knew you could live like this.

Let's go

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

We're going to need a lot of paint.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I see you are thinking.

Be careful!

I have the time.

I hate you.

I want you to betray me.

Please, come closer.

Someone's in here.

You are my mother.

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

I can offer you a whiskey.

A girl needs a job.

I have money.

How dare you laugh at me!

I've reported it to Interpol.

Take the piano and leave.

I never felt so alone.

Can I make out?

We're going to need a paleontologist.

You want it.

I want that frog out of my room!

You're under arrest!

I want you to stop blaming me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

You will always want me.

Your eyes have turned pink.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Who left a Dr. Pepper in the laundry?

You never call me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Winners don't quit

Your tongue has turned brown.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I need to tell you about the wedding.

Show me the icecream.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

You are a poet.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to be obedient.

I feel clear-headed.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

I'm the only greengrocer on this planet

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

We've only got one life.

I want you to kill me.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You should protect your mother.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I know what to do.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You are not my father.

I'll be here, if you need me.

This is the right time to be here.

My life is over.

I have a secret.

Darling, it's dead.

You are so good to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

You are regretful.

I never could make up my mind.

Can I make it work?

Please, lie down.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I should vote.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Learning is like changing your underwear...

I want you to stop tickling me.

I will always hate you.

This room is shrinking.

Give it here.

I can't find my fish anywhere.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I want that tortoise out of my life!

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's not for sale.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You are an artist.

You should make peace with your father.

I'm alone in the universe.

I'm the best sleuth who ever lived.

Take the drink and leave.

Don't ask any questions.

It's time to pack your bags.

I feel forgetful.

I want you to be frustrated.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You will always fascinate me.

You are my love.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Take this for luck.

Your nose has turned grey.

I love summer in India.

I heard a voice coming from the classroom.

Your opinion is like a movie...

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

A girl needs confidence.

We're going to need a bank robber.

I am mealymouthed.

Can I make a pact?

I'll watch.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

It's not ready.

I can't find my cracker anywhere.

Did you fart last night?

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Who left a Pepsi in the garage?

When the lights go out, hide.

Be yourself!

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want you to be ticklish.

It takes two to tango.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I volunteer as tribute!

You made me cry on purpose.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

I'm the greatest scientist on this planet

I have the will.

You fascinate me.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

It's giving me hope.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I am repressed.

Your nose has turned green.

I should go to the police.

Hope is like a river...

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I feel decisive.

Take this and pray.

You never have time for me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Leave it outside.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Show me the wrench.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

You lost it.

Please, remain silent.

Throw it here.

You're lucky.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I have to tell you about the daiquiri.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I love summer in Spain.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I heard laughter coming from the control room.

You're never going to get away with this!

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a rabbi.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Let's watch TV!

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You should ask your mother.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

It's time to go.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want you to be conceited.

My love, it's alive.

My life matters.

I feel outrageous.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'm trying to understand.

I can offer you a cracker.

I want you to kiss me.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This room is haunted.

We need to make out.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Can I make animal sounds?

I have 20-20 vision.

I am enraged.

I can offer you a good price.

I see you know what to do.

I want that hippopotamus out of my car!

I should start a business.

Show me the screwdriver.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I'm going to need a hypnotist.

You are my son.

Drop it here.

Freedom is like a beach...

I will always want you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You never take me seriously.

Open your heart.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

How dare you smile at me!

Take the money and leave.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

I have the letter.

When the party starts, hide.

Who left a wine in the laundry?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Patience is a virtue

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

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