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Ha-cha-cha.
You angel!
You're under arrest!
Take the piano and leave.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
She was unconscious when I found her.
Please, tell me.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
It's time to brush your teeth.
This room is unstable.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I want you to be handsome.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are logical.
I have the poem.
I want you to marry me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I should pay the bill.
I can offer you a pickle.
Get ready to laugh.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Give it here.
I'm a god.
You are my only hope.
We're gods.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I see you are thinking.
I love winter in Switzerland.
I am going to the wedding.
Who left a can opener in the office?
Don't wait to be asked.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I will always need you.
It's not easy.
Leave it here.
You're magnificent.
You should protect your mother.
Delivery!
I want that goat out of my life!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to stop believing in me.
This looks suspicious.
You lost it.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is a day to remember
Can I make out?
Open your heart.
Be careful!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Just try not to cry
I'm the best astronaut who ever lived.
You are so nice to me.
I volunteer to eat it!
Sound the alarm!
We are elated.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
My life is a mystery.
You made me cry on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a stonecutter.
It's giving me a headache.
We're going to need a firefighter.
You never call me.
This room is bugged.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I never loved you.
I can offer you a soda.
Death is like a violin...
I'm weird.
You're amazing!
It's time to make lunch.
Someone's locked the door.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Hey, watch me smile.
Who left a wrench in the guest room?
A boy needs boundaries.
We need to eat.
Don't just stand there.
Take this for luck.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Good morning!
I am going to Christmas.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to look at me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
It has to work
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Put it here.
I've reported it to the President.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It's not alive.
We should ask for more money.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Can I make it work?
I'm the greatest gladiator on this planet
Did you fart this morning?
He was unconscious when I found him.
I am regretful.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want to tell you about the library.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can't find my room anywhere.
You want it.
Your nose has turned blue.
I see you for who you are.
Let's get it
Take the money and die.
I have needs.
No one can ever know what we did.
I feel humble.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of paint.
We're magnificent.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Sleep is like a river...
I volunteer as tribute!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Why do you love me, so much?
We're the same person.
Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...
How dare you laugh at me!
Hand me the guitar.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's giving me hope.
A boy needs confidence.
I never wanted this.
I'm a ghost.
Open sesame.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
I knew you could survive.
I have the will.
I want you to clean up after me.
This room is shrinking.
This is a stick up.
You should listen to your father.
I'm going to need a saw.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I am going to the party.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
You are a thief.
You should hide.
You're going to need a playwright.
You are artificial.
I know more than you realise.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I want that pig out of my house!
Don't upset your father, not now.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Just breathe
I've reported it to the press.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Who left a squirrel in the outhouse?
Leave it until morning.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Your tongue has turned white.
Good grief!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Eating is good for the soul.
Someone's watching us.
I will always love you.
My love, it's delicious.
Get ready, or get out.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Give me the hammer.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I can offer you a job.
How dare you look at me!
I feel tough.
You monster!
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You're going to pay!
You're a god.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Did you eat last night?
A girl needs a job.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's time to go.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Take this with water.
You are a godsend.
I love summer in Switzerland.
I am going to the grand opening.
No one will ever know
Who left a kite in the bathroom?
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You should call your father.
Don't get too close.
I should vote.
My life means nothing.
It's not tight enough.
I'm the greatest DJ who ever lived.
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want that badger out of my life!
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Buying a house is like eating a cake...
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I want to tell you about Friday.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I never listened.
You're going to need a fork.
You're crazy!
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You're lucky.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Poverty is like a movie...
I bet you know why I'm going.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Whoop-whoop.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Get ready to run.
Good night!
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I love autumn in China.
I know the future.
You are not my father.
Give me the skateboard.
You despise me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Fears are like marshmallows...
It's not ready.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'll help.
This looks edible.
You need it.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm the only librarian on this planet
Your tongue has turned green.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
My love, it's so shiny.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
You are a genius.
It's time to pack your bags.
Open the curtains.
Who left a kite in the wine cellar?
You broke the vase on purpose.
A girl needs confidence.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You're going to need a saw.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I'm crazy.
You should ask your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a musician.
I never gave up hope.
Don't fool around.
I want you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
We're ghosts.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I can offer you a Guinness.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Throw it here.
I have to tell you about the Mars.
This is a fine ship
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to be disconcerting.
We are amoral.
Someone's in here.
This looks great.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We should hide.
I feel rebellious.
You never have time for me.
Can I make love?
I have time.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
I'm the best drummer on this planet
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
You will always despise me.
Throw me the wrench.
Please, wait here.
I have the time.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
This is the right time to be here.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
How dare you smile at me!
We need to stay.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
I can't find my juice anywhere.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I see you came prepared.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I'll listen.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I know who you are.
Take the money and go.
Let's watch TV!
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Be yourself!
We're going to need a fork.
I want you to listen to me.
A girl needs her own room.
You are not my favourite.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Open the door.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You are the best person I have ever met.
You're weird.
We've only got one of these.
I am quirky.
We're going to need a burglar.
I never really lived.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
You're really something!
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
I'm the greatest zookeeper who ever lived.
You never say what you're thinking.
We should go to the police.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
This is the perfect time to be here.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Stop, in the name of love.
Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...
I see you know what to do.
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
You devil!
I want that donkey out of my room!
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could open it.
Cold hands, warm heart.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Get ready for this.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your ears have turned brown.
I want you to cook for me.
It's not working.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I need to tell you about the bread-stick.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You are so mean to me.
I can offer you a pinot.
Can I make connections?
I want you to stop loving me.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I volunteer to go!
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Plug it in here.
Please, look at me.
Throw me the skateboard.
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
I want you to be grief.
You are my son.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Okay, who left a slice of pizza in the dining room?
I'm the worst cook on this planet
We're alone in the universe.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I feel creative.
I am going to the funeral.
Maybe no one will notice
I want that snake out of my room!
A girl needs her mother.
Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
We're going to need a sage.
Did you fart yesterday?
You won't find it.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I know what to do.
You love me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
It's giving me an error message.
You never do what I want.
Can I make a mess?
I want you to stop following me.
I love winter in America.
When I was little, I wanted to be a biologist.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I have powers.
I have the card.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I feel silly.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
This is a fine mess
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Dancing is good for the soul.
You're a ghost.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You should find your father.
We are funny.
Alright, who left a doll in the lobby?
We've only got one bullet.
I am going to Easter.
My life is cursed.
I know what happened.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop shouting.
You are a liar.
I can offer you a 7-up.
I'm trying to help.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Take this with you.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
This is the right time to be amused.
I'm going to need a fork.
We need to order pizza.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I'm the best cook who ever lived.
I love summer in Spain.
Someone's listening.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
I have to tell you about the burger.
I want that beetle out of my life!
Show no mercy
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
You are so kind to me.
I'll watch.
I have the letter.
Take the money and leave.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
You can't have it.
It's not dead.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
A boy needs money.
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to be amazed.
This looks familiar.
Leave it to the professionals.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
We are naive.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I can offer you a celery stick.
We should think about this.
Your opinion is like a book...
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
We need to close it.
We've only got one life.
You are my sunshine.
My life is over.
I want you to help me.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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