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We are empathetic.

I love winter in Germany.

We're lucky.

I want you to clean up after me.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Your nose has turned orange.

I'm a ghost.

I see you for who you are.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

I never gave up hope.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I'll keep guard.

I have the knife.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Who left a raccoon in the dining room?

Sound the alarm!

My life is cursed.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You are a handsome devil.

You could never want me.

You're going to pay!

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I knew you could turn things around.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I'm trying to win.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This looks wrong.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You know it.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Please, stop shouting.

I want you to be soft.

Good luck!

Don't fool around.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Leave it to the professionals.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You should ask your father.

I volunteer to eat it!

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

You devil!

Hey, watch me dance.

I know the future.

You are not my daughter.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

We need to stay.

Did you get lucky at work?

Plug it in here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to stop smelling me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

This is a day to remember

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

I'm alone in the universe.

We've only got one chance.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm the greatest cab driver on this planet

I love you.

I love autumn in Canada.

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's giving me hope.

We are false.

We're ghosts.

It's not ready.

I never wanted to die.

You never sing anymore.

Okay, who left a fork in the closet?

Can I make contact?

You are my son.

Your eyes have turned purple.

I am going to the funeral.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have the time.

Please, stand.

Be better!

No one can ever know that I like you

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

Throw me the guitar.

You're crazy!

We're going to need a lot of money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Good morning!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Take this with water.

Open the bottle.

This room is shrinking.

Get ready to die.

It was my fault that the party was ruined.

I'm going to need a spoon.

My life is over.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I'm lucky.

I want that bird out of my room!

We need to break up.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I volunteer to go!

Am I dead, or not?

It's time to go to bed.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to help me.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Winners don't quit

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

You lost it.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You love me.

Take the money and leave.

I love summer in China.

You are so mean to me.

Be careful!

Your eyes have turned black.

We're gods.

I've reported it to the President.

This is a stick up.

Who left a Earl Grey tea in the attic?

I see you let yourself in.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Did you get lucky last night?

A boy needs a job.

I have the gun.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Can I make chilli?

I'm the worst matador who ever lived.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You are selfish.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I can't find my coffee anywhere.

I never felt so alone.

You made me cry on purpose.

I have powers.

Get ready for this.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

It's not safe.

This room is unstable.

You are my inspiration.

I could never need you.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

Let's drink

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Ha-cha-cha.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I know what happened.

You're going to need a director.

My life matters.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

It's time to make lunch.

I feel helpless.

This looks interesting.

Big fish eat little fish.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want that goose out of my room!

You won't find it.

Show me the umbrella.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

We should go to the police.

How dare you smile at me!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You are unimaginative.

You are not my father.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I want to tell you about the the moon.

You monster!

You are so good to me.

A boy needs his grandmother.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I see you know what to do.

You are a thief.

This is a fine mess

She was unconscious when I found her.

Your face has turned black.

We've only got one of these.

You could never love me.

I can offer you a soda.

Take the drink and die.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I have money.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Learning is like fixing a computer...

Throw it here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I'm going to need a sailor.

I never killed anyone.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Your ears have turned spotted.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I know where you were.

Who left a shovel in the cloakroom?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Did you get lucky this morning?

We should vote.

I'm the only surgeon who ever lived.

It's not mine.

Can I make breakfast?

I'm a god.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Don't wait to be asked.

My love, it's so shiny.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I'll open it.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Take this with you.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Show me the sandwich.

Get ready to dance.

Please, listen to me.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Take the piano and leave.

I have the will.

A boy needs his father.

You're under arrest!

I want that raccoon out of my room!

Am I under arrest, or not?

Someone's locked the door.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I feel devious.

Your nose has turned yellow.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

I love summer in America.

You are so nice to me.

Open it here.

You are my favourite.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

We're alone in the universe.

I want you to be willing.

Hey, watch me leave.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

You are patient.

I want you to read to me.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

You're going to need a blacksmith.

I am going to Christmas.

I'm trying to save you.

Open the door.

Let's eat

This looks suspicious.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You should call your mother.

It's not alive.

This room is bugged.

You are a hero.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're going to need a hammer.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Money talks.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want to tell you about the giant.

I can offer you a good price.

A boy needs his space.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You are so kind to me.

I'll get it.

How dare you laugh at me!

I feel scared.

This is the worst time to be here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Show me the slice of pizza.

It's time to pack your bags.

Did you fart last night?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I love spring in Spain.

You angel!

You're special.

Leave it alone.

You are fatalistic.

You're really something!

You never have time for me.

It's giving me grief.

Take this and pray.

I volunteer as tribute!

When I was little, I wanted to be a radiologist.

You're a ghost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

We need to fight.

I want you to look at me.

Who left a spoon in the lobby?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Drop it here.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

I've reported it to the press.

Let's watch TV!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I'm going to need a wrench.

This looks peculiar.

When the party starts, start singing.

We're going to need a magician.

Take the piano and go.

It's not easy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Open the curtains.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I'll watch.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This is the right time to be happy.

You need me.

I want you to be deep.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Someone's having a bad day.

No one can ever know what we did.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Please, stop crying.

You burned it on purpose.

Give me the hot dog.

You are skinny.

I can offer you a job.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You should quit.

I feel important.

I'm the greatest manager on this planet

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

I have the need, the need for speed.

Your anger is like a party...

We need to open it.

We're special.

How dare you look at me!

I can't find my Coke anywhere.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I love autumn in Brazil.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Delivery!

This looks nice.

Can I make music?

Leave it outside.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Don't just stand there.

Whoop-whoop.

Take the drink and go.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You are not my conscience.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to stop loving me.

You're going down!

You found it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Please, come in.

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Alright, who left a zebra in the kitchen?

I want you to be sympathetic.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Stop, in the name of love.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I know what to do.

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

You're insignificant.

You're going to need a taxidermist.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Forgiveness is like a violin...

I am sure.

We're going to need a shovel.

Show me the saw.

I never hurt anybody.

You are my everything.

I have to tell you about the carrot.

A girl needs discipline.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Leave it here.

I see you have done this before.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You need it.

I love fall in England.

I want that pig out of my car!

You're coming with me!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are an inspiration.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We need to go.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Your cheeks have turned green.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

You should call your father.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'm weird.

I want you to love me.

I know math.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is crazy

I hate you.

I'm trying to help.

Please, stop laughing.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

It's not working.

Eating is good for the soul.

Alright, who left a Schnapps in the chapel?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is the perfect time to be here.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want you to be inquisitive.

This looks familiar.

The first thing to consider is safety.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I see you every day.

I feel envious.

A girl needs her space.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

I have the card.

My life is a mystery.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

It's giving me an error message.

You should listen to your father.

Someone's watching us.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I never listened.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Darling, it's beautiful.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

We've only got one bullet.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

Be safe!

I love winter in Japan.

I want you to inspire me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Hopes are like marshmallows...

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

We need to stop.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

We're cursed.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

I want you to be discouraging.

It's going to be okay

When the door opens, start singing.

We're going to need a guru.

I knew you could survive.

I am egocentric.

I have needs.

You are my only hope.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Can I make up a story?

You should protect your father.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I never really lived.

Someone's in here.

I want that alligator out of my life!

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

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