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We're going to need a hammer.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Good luck!
Let's eat
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to marry me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Can I make lunch?
I'm insignificant.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You're a ghost.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I'm going to need an optometrist.
I'll get ready.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Who left a can opener in the pantry?
You should write to your mother.
My life matters.
You never take me seriously.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Leave it until morning.
I want that pony out of my life!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Be careful!
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I am going to the funeral.
Please, stop smoking.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Don't wait to be asked.
Open the door.
Why do you tease me, so much?
This room is haunted.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It's not easy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I have a secret.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Take the drink and die.
I see you every day.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
No one can ever know how we did it.
This looks peculiar.
You could never love me.
Ha-cha-cha.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You can do this
Your ears have turned green.
I volunteer to go!
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Sound the alarm!
I love winter in Germany.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'm the only police officer who ever lived.
Get ready to die.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I know what happened.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
It's time to make lunch.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
I feel happy.
I could never love you.
I'm no good.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
If you're done, we'll get started.
Show me the umbrella.
You are a thief.
Good morning!
You are so nice to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
It's giving me a headache.
Take this with you.
I have lost the will to live.
Delivery!
Alright, who left a deer in the cloakroom?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I want you to read to me.
We're ghosts.
You should start a business.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're going down!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I want you to be perverse.
You never say what you're thinking.
It's not mine.
You are my sunshine.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cartoonist.
I've reported it to mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Be safe!
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
When the bell rings, hide.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Open the curtains.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
This is a day to remember
You should protect your mother.
I'm trying to leave.
You made me cry on purpose.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I see you came prepared.
Darling, it's delicious.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I have to take this.
Please, don't touch that.
Leave it to the professionals.
Hey, watch me leave.
Just breathe
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
I never hurt anybody.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I can offer you a job.
I'll wait here.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You know it.
Becoming rich is like writing a to do list...
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I will always despise you.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
Take the money and leave.
You're crazy.
Good night!
How dare you laugh at me!
I am going to Christmas.
Don't fool around.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
It's time to go to bed.
You are so kind to me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
We should quit.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
This is the right time to be afraid.
It's not open.
I'm the only shaman on this planet
You are my teacher.
I'm going to need a knife.
I'm a ghost.
My life is a mystery.
We're gods.
Take this and pray.
Get ready to run.
Someone's having a bad day.
You're coming with me!
I want you to be rowdy.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I never really lived.
Who left a bagel in the barn?
Your tongue has turned grey.
This looks nice.
Let's go
No one can ever know the truth.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Time to shine
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
This is a stick up.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
A girl needs her grandmother.
We've only got one bullet.
You are upset.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Friendship is like a river...
I can offer you a burger.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I know who you are.
I see you smiling.
I want you to listen to me.
I volunteer myself!
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
You are not my son.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I have money.
You burned it on purpose.
I feel inferior.
Please, stop shouting.
You are so good to me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
We're crazy.
You're a god.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Drop it here.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
You're going to need a record producer.
You never stop to think.
You're under arrest!
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
My life is cursed.
You won't find it.
I want that puppy out of my life!
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
It's giving me grief.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I know what to do.
Hey, watch me move.
You are my father.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
We've only got one life.
I love spring in Ireland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
We should think about this.
I want to tell you about the carrot.
You could never despise me.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Take the money and go.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I am going to the party.
I can offer you a good price.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Okay, who left a bird in the attic?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are not my conscience.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
We are fixed.
I want you to clean up after me.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Can I make a pie?
Please, stay where you are.
I knew you could fix it.
I could never despise you.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Stop, in the name of love.
I'll sit on it.
I want you to be subtle.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Hand me the kite.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
My love, it's so juicy.
Forgiveness is like a forest...
Open sesame.
They know it was me
I want that wolf out of my life!
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
This room is bugged.
Why do you love me, so much?
Finding a job is like making toast...
My life is over.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
I'm the greatest impersonator who ever lived.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Get ready to dance.
Who left a chair in the office?
It was my fault that the plane was late.
I know the future.
I can offer you a bagel.
I want you to stop me.
You will always despise me.
I feel alone.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Am I dead, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a thief.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Can I make it right?
I have powers.
I have to tell you about the apple.
It's not right.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You are my son.
You should disown your father.
You never sing anymore.
Hand me the icecream.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
It's now or never
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
A boy needs his own room.
Throw it here.
You are an idiot.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
It's time to go.
I want that moose out of my car!
I want you to be handsome.
I've reported it to the President.
How much time do you have?
Leave it here.
How dare you look at me!
Keep your chin up.
I want you to help me.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I see you are thinking.
I never listened.
I could never want you.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
You are not my favourite.
Did you eat while I was away?
I have the gun.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I want you to stop loving me.
Your tongue has turned black.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
You devil!
You found it.
Your ears have turned pink.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Patience is a virtue
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I'm weird.
I feel cautious.
Throw me the fork.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Open the bottle.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You are my reason for living.
We're going to need a lot of food.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shepherd.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm a god.
History repeats itself.
I'm going to need a spatula.
It's time to pack your bags.
I am superstitious.
I want you to hold me.
This looks odd.
Let's play
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I volunteer to eat it!
If you don't want it, put it back.
We've only got one hope.
Please, be careful.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I know math.
We need to close it.
Someone's in here.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I'm the greatest guru on this planet
Take the drink and go.
I want you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I love autumn in Germany.
You never do what I want.
You love me.
Hey, watch me dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Open the window.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Get ready, or get out.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I'm trying to care.
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
Maybe no one will notice
I heard a noise coming from the library.
Plug it in here.
You should make peace with your mother.
I'll get it.
I'm cursed.
I'm going to need a dancer.
When I was little, I wanted to be an interior designer.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Your nose has turned brown.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
A girl needs discipline.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Your lips have turned black.
I feel comfortable.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I could never need you.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We are impersonal.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
Only the good die young.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You want it.
I love fall in England.
You never have time for me.
This room is unstable.
You are not my daughter.
Give me the celery stick.
I volunteer as tribute!
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
The truth is like a picnic in the park...
I need to tell you about the the moon.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I can't find my crow anywhere.
This is a fine mess
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Getting married is like taking a bath...
Don't get too close.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Let's watch TV!
Take the piano and die.
Did you get lucky today?
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm the best wizard who ever lived.
Can I make it better?
I want you to stop questioning me.
I feel insecure.
I never could make up my mind.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm crazy.
I want you to be antisocial.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I know where you were.
I want to tell you about Easter.
Leave it outside.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
We need to break up.
Show no mercy
Hey, watch me smile.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
I have the poem.
I'll watch.
I want you to love me.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I have to tell you about the chicken wing.
You are my inspiration.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
You're going to need a park ranger.
Who left a candy-bar in the cell?
Please, give me that.
I should vote.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
Darling, it's dead.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I knew you could live like this.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Love is like a violin...
I want you to be childish.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
I could never hate you.
I'm the greatest private detective on this planet
You're going to need a lot of friends.
This looks great.
You are a liar.
I never killed anyone.
I want you to betray me.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Take this for luck.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Leave it alone.
My life means nothing.
Be better!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I'll listen.
No one can ever know that I like you
When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
We're magnificent.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I love winter in France.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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