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I've reported it to mother.

Did you get lucky last night?

We're ghosts.

I feel positive.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Cooking is good for the soul.

Let's dance

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Sound the alarm!

A boy needs his grandfather.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.

I'm no good.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

It's not working.

I want you to be contemptible.

All's well that ends well

Hey, watch me move.

I never listened.

You never have time for me.

I want you to stop following me.

How dare you laugh at me!

We've only got one bullet.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You should make peace with your father.

Leave it here.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

It's giving me an error message.

You're a god.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I am going to Easter.

You monster!

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Show me the skateboard.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Am I dead, or not?

I volunteer to eat it!

You despise me.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Be safe!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are an artist.

I'll watch.

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Who left a spring-roll in the attic?

You are not my type.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Open the curtains.

She was unconscious when I found her.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I have the card.

You're going down!

When the door opens, remain calm.

This is a day to remember

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am hesitant.

Please, give up while you can.

This room is unstable.

Good morning!

Take this and pray.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

The Devil looks after his own.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I want you to be dejected.

I want you to stop me.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Can I make music?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I can offer you a carrot.

You're alone in the universe.

We need to go.

This looks suspicious.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

I have money.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Someone's in here.

My life is cursed.

You should disown your mother.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Let's watch TV!

I'm trying to leave.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Throw me the teddy bear.

I will always hate you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't wait to be asked.

You never say what you're thinking.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Please, don't eat that.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a biologist.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We've only got one chance.

Take the drink and die.

I volunteer myself!

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

We're going to need a hammer.

I feel skeptical.

Be careful!

We are unbelieving.

Get ready to die.

You are not my conscience.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can offer you a job.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Good night!

No one will ever know

It's not heavy.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

You are so kind to me.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

I want you to help me.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

Who left a dog in the bathroom?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Delivery!

You dropped it.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Your ears have turned black.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I'm insignificant.

I am going to Christmas.

My life matters.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

You angel!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

My love, it's so shiny.

You are a thief.

You never smile.

I have to tell you about the alien.

I want that ant out of my house!

I have the time.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This room is haunted.

I want you to be willful.

I love spring in America.

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Throw it here.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Throw me the slice of pizza.

Stop, in the name of love.

Get ready to laugh.

The pen is mightier than sword.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I have faith.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I have to tell you about Friday.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

A girl needs her friends.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I could never love you.

You should find your father.

I'm a ghost.

This looks interesting.

I'm the worst air traffic controller who ever lived.

Take the piano and leave.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm cursed.

Did you eat last night?

We're going to need a sound technician.

You made me cry on purpose.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

We're the same person.

I feel healthy.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Take this with you.

I see you let yourself in.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Winners don't quit

Open sesame.

Someone's watching us.

I've reported it to the press.

It's not in.

Can I make the bed?

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

We need to play.

I want you to be unsure.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This is a fine mess

It's time to go to bed.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

I have the gun.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I want you to clean up after me.

Let's eat

Give me the doll.

You are responsive.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I can offer you a good price.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

You could never love me.

Don't fool around.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You're a ghost.

You never take me seriously.

This looks familiar.

Who left a ball in the attic?

You are so mean to me.

I see you are thinking.

No one can ever know that I like you

I'm going to need a hammer.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We're gods.

I have to tell you about the the liferaft.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I want that kitten out of my house!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I never felt so alone.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to stop tickling me.

We're magnificent.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You're going to need a lot of money.

You devil!

How much money do you have?

When the lights go out, start crying.

Did you fart this morning?

I will always despise you.

Just be yourself

Love is like an ocean...

I feel empty.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

It's giving me a headache.

Fears are like chocolate...

You are a godsend.

Can I make a plan?

I want you to be resentful.

You should find your mother.

You lost it.

We're going to need a thief.

It's not dead.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I have powers.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Someone's having a bad day.

Don't get too close.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

A girl needs her space.

We've only got one life.

This room is shrinking.

Hand me the croissant.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I know where you were.

This is a stick up.

My life is a mystery.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You could never fascinate me.

I am serene.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I'm the worst butler who ever lived.

Your nose has turned yellow.

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

The first thing to consider is safety.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You're never going to get away with this!

I have the need, the need for speed.

Did you eat today?

Please, give me that.

You found it.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Open your heart.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

I should pay the bill.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to China.

Someone's locked the door.

How dare you look at me!

Take the piano and die.

Good grief!

I feel ecstatic.

It's not going to fit.

Who left a fishcake in the library?

You are not my daughter.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I knew you could survive.

You are so nice to me.

We're going to need a knife.

I want you to be heroic.

I need to tell you about the the North Pole.

They know it was me

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I will always want you.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

A boy needs his own room.

Failure is like a mountain...

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

It's time to go.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are reactionary.

Get ready for this.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You burned it on purpose.

I want that pony out of my room!

I'll listen.

I want you to betray me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We're no good.

I'm going to need a senator.

Let's go

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

It's not the right size.

You are my only hope.

I am going to the wedding.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

Give me the kite.

I have needs.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You love me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

We need to make a plan.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You are a hero.

Fears are like spaghetti...

No one can ever know the truth.

I feel thrilled.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Time to shine

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Your face has turned grey.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

Let's watch the game

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Darling, it's alive.

Be better!

We're cursed.

I have the poem.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You're under arrest!

Can I make a deal?

I'll wait here.

Okay, who left a bagel in the stable?

There are two sides to every question.

I want you to marry me.

Open the door.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You are not my mother.

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I'm the worst receptionist who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.

I love summer in India.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I never wanted to die.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I can offer you a pickle.

I know what to do.

You never stop to think.

I am private.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

It's time to make lunch.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

We're going to need a taxidermist.

Did you eat while I was away?

We need to eat.

I want that hamster out of my room!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This looks bad.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Please, stop smoking.

How dare you smile at me!

We're going to need a spoon.

I heard a howl coming from the sauna.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to kiss me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

It's going to be okay

Your lips have turned white.

I see you smiling.

You never call me.

I've reported it to the President.

This room is bugged.

I will always love you.

I love autumn in China.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.

I want you to be caring.

Take this for luck.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I'm the worst principal who ever lived.

Did you get lucky just now?

I never killed anyone.

A girl needs discipline.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Give me the saw.

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I knew you could live like this.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Alright, who left a shovel in the cell?

I want to tell you about Friday.

Darling, it's so juicy.

You are my inspiration.

I want to tell you about the bratwurst.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

It's not for sale.

I feel resentful.

Leave it alone.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Time is like a picnic in the park...

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I want you to be enthusiastic.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

I'm going to need a flight attendant.

We need to stop.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I am venomous.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I should hide.

Take the money and leave.

I heard weeping coming from the control room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pirate.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm trying to care.

I know math.

We're weird.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Ha-cha-cha.

You will always love me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Give me the spatula.

Your tongue has turned black.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Did you get lucky this morning?

You won't find it.

I see you for who you are.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You should write to your mother.

When the party starts, start crying.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I feel heartbroken.

Take the money and go.

Who left a knife in the bathroom?

We've only got one hope.

Can I make it count?

You're going to need a courier.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Open it here.

I can offer you a banana.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I know the future.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

I heard a voice coming from the classroom.

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