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I'm a god.

We're gods.

Please, don't drink that.

When I was little, I wanted to be a writer.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You're coming with me!

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

You want me.

This room is unstable.

Give me the banana.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm magnificent.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

A boy needs his father.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'll listen.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

It's not in.

I know where you were.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I feel devious.

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm the best spelunker on this planet

My life means nothing.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

How dare you look at me!

I want you to hold me.

Someone's listening.

I love summer in Switzerland.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You're going to need a programmer.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

Be careful!

I want you to stop believing in me.

Your face has turned yellow.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I can offer you a job.

I can offer you a muffin.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

This looks peculiar.

Who left a skateboard in the basement?

You are liberal.

You should disown your father.

I want you to be messy.

It's giving me a headache.

I knew you could survive.

Why do you hate me, so much?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I never gave up hope.

I volunteer myself!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Take this and pray.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I am going to Christmas.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I have to tell you about the lemonade.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Show me the spoon.

Get ready to run.

Failure is like a forest...

Give it here.

I love you.

This is a day to remember

You devil!

I want that hedgehog out of my house!

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

I see you let yourself in.

You're going to need a hammer.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Someone's coming this way.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm crazy.

You're a god.

Good night!

I feel surprised.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

We should hide.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Delivery!

You are so mean to me.

Let's eat

Take the drink and leave.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Can I make believe?

It's not appropriate.

I have 20-20 vision.

I'm the worst diplomat who ever lived.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to marry me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Who left a latte in the laundry?

We're ghosts.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

It's time to go.

Open the bottle.

A boy needs his grandmother.

You are not my son.

I am going to Easter.

You are my daughter.

I have to tell you about the archer.

I have to tell you about Friday.

You will always hate me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This looks bad.

You made me cry on purpose.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I'll watch.

Why do you tease me, so much?

This is the perfect time to be happy.

No one can ever know what we did.

Leave it alone.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I am mawkish.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

I have the time.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

We're alone in the universe.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's almost over

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Please, come in.

Put it here.

Sound the alarm!

I heard a howl coming from the office.

You're going to need a wrench.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

My life is over.

Hand me the fork.

Your lips have turned white.

We need to make out.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Pride comes before a fall.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I will always despise you.

Be safe!

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You need it.

I never wanted this.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's not easy.

I want you to stop me.

I knew you could turn things around.

Good morning!

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Don't upset your father, not now.

You should hide.

Let's play

A girl needs love.

You should protect your mother.

You could never despise me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

It's time to make lunch.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I heard a noise coming from the wine cellar.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Why do you love me, so much?

Please, come closer.

Leave it until morning.

Open it here.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I see you know what to do.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are hypnotic.

This is crazy

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Hey, watch me leave.

Open the door.

You never have time for me.

Who left a sandwich in the laundry?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want you to stop following me.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You're going to need a saxophonist.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want that beetle out of my life!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to read to me.

I love winter in America.

Be better!

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Hand me the chair.

I know what to do.

Get ready to dance.

You could never want me.

I want you to be hateful.

Don't get mad, get even.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I feel threatened.

We should vote.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Despair is like a mountain...

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I knew you could fix it.

You're crazy!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

This is a fine ship

I never hurt anybody.

I have the scroll.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

You are not my type.

Someone's having a bad day.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

They know it was me

I can't find my room anywhere.

It's giving me grief.

You're weird.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs her space.

You are a liar.

I'm trying to believe you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I'll help.

Buying a house is like opening a gate...

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

We need to help each other.

I've reported it to the press.

Am I dead, or not?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Open sesame.

I'm going to need a wrench.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want that puppy out of my life!

I'm the only sleuth who ever lived.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I can offer you an iced tea.

I see you are thinking.

We are dynamic.

This is the right time to be happy.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're the same person.

I feel extraordinary.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I love winter in Ireland.

If you can't be good, be careful.

You monster!

I want you to betray me.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I have needs.

I want to tell you about the pegasus.

You should make peace with your mother.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Please, look at me.

I just want a chocolate milk. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is safety.

You never do what I want.

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

How dare you smile at me!

Alright, who left a hedgehog in the attic?

It's not for sale.

I volunteer to eat it!

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

You are so kind to me.

A girl needs a job.

Stop, in the name of love.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You're going down!

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

This looks great.

I knew you could open it.

You could never fascinate me.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't fool around.

I'm going to need a spoon.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

Throw me the knife.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I feel lost.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Friendship is like a guitar...

Hey, watch me smile.

You should find your father.

Darling, it's delicious.

I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I know the future.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Take this with you.

I want that pony out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Someone's locked the door.

My life is a mystery.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You found it.

You never call me.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

No one can ever know the truth.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

We should pay the bill.

I'll be here, if you need me.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Alright, who left a can opener in the office?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Get ready to die.

I am unlucky.

We're lucky.

I'm going to need a fork.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I will always love you.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Good grief!

You angel!

Defeat is like a forest...

I'm a ghost.

You're amazing!

Darling, it's so juicy.

This room is haunted.

I'm trying to win.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Someone's watching us.

Show me the bread-stick.

I have the knife.

You deserve this

I volunteer to go!

I want you to be amusing.

I want that spider out of my car!

You're going to need a chimney-sweep.

I know what happened.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sculptor.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to kill me.

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

It's giving me an error message.

Don't just stand there.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I'm the best principal on this planet

He was unconscious when I found him.

I never listened.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I am sensual.

You're cursed.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I'll get ready.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Can I make an impression?

Did you fart at work?

My love, it's so expensive.

I want that octopus out of my room!

Open the curtains.

I volunteer as tribute!

I love summer in France.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You're going to need a saw.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Winners don't quit

I heard laughter coming from the pantry.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You're a ghost.

You can't have it.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I have faith.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Who left a chair in the lobby?

You're going to pay!

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

My life is cursed.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best surgeon on this planet

Your face has turned orange.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I want you to be dramatic.

You're going to need an entrepreneur.

Birds of a feather flock together.

We should ask for more money.

You should protect your father.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

A boy needs love.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I never felt so alone.

You are restrained.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Did you fart today?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I could never want you.

We need to make better decisions.

We're going to need a lot of money.

Take this for luck.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I'm no good.

Please, stand.

We're going to need a spatula.

You are a thief.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

I need to tell you about the hot dog.

You are my inspiration.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

This looks interesting.

When the door opens, start crying.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

You broke it.

Who left a rabbit in the office?

I knew you could make up your mind.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You're really something!

I want you to inspire me.

Good luck!

I want you to stop blaming me.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Just breathe

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Drop it here.

Can I make it worse?

Let's go

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

We're going to need an artist.

Open the window.

Did you eat yesterday?

You never take me seriously.

You are loving.

Your ears have turned purple.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Learning is like fixing a computer...

This looks edible.

Your tongue has turned blue.

It's giving me hope.

I can offer you a piña colada.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

When I was little, I wanted to be a marine.

Take the drink and go.

I am going to the funeral.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

You are a godsend.

You're crazy.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

We need to make a plan.

Leave it to the professionals.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want that bear out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Time to shine

Your ears have turned stripey.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

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