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We're ghosts.

I want you to be grief.

Leave it alone.

A boy needs his own room.

It's time to go.

You're a god.

Don't ask any questions.

Someone's locked the door.

You are a thief.

Hand me the chair.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

I volunteer to go!

This is a day to remember

You need it.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Luck is like an ocean...

It's not going to fit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

You burned it on purpose.

I have the knife.

Did you get lucky at work?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You are so mean to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

This room is shrinking.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Your eyes have turned red.

I know who you are.

I can't find my 7-up anywhere.

My life is a mystery.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Be yourself!

You devil!

Let's get it

You're going to need a lot of sand.

You should ask for more money.

I love spring in Canada.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

We need to unite.

You are my only hope.

Can I make a decision?

Why do you love me, so much?

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

You never take me seriously.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

You're going to need a sleuth.

I just want an ale. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me smile.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You need me.

You're going to need a can opener.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I am steely.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I volunteer myself!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Good morning!

It's not ready.

Get ready to dance.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are not my daughter.

How dare you smile at me!

I see you let yourself in.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Leave it here.

I'm a god.

I have time.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Your tongue has turned purple.

I want you to hold me.

I despise you.

Throw me the chicken wing.

Open the window.

It's time to pack your bags.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want that wolf out of my house!

We're gods.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

We're going to need a lot of money.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

We've only got one life.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Sound the alarm!

I want you to be frivolous.

A boy needs his father.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I can't find my cheetah anywhere.

I can offer you a job.

Delivery!

If you're done, we'll get started.

Life is like a canvas...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I am going to the grand opening.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I'm the best janitor who ever lived.

I heard weeping coming from the cell.

I knew you could turn things around.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I feel cynical.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Plug it in here.

I love autumn in Spain.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Who left a soda in the control room?

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Please, be careful.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

You never smile.

We're going to need a fork.

I never felt so alone.

Let's eat

You're a ghost.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Don't get too close.

Take the drink and leave.

We need to go.

I'm weird.

I want to tell you about the dwarf.

It was your fault that we ran out of bread.

I see you every day.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I have faith.

You could never fascinate me.

I have to tell you about Easter.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I'll open it.

Can I make babies?

Why do you tease me, so much?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

You lost it.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Be safe!

I am private.

My life means nothing.

Someone's in here.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Failure is like a mountain...

I want you to help me.

You are a liar.

Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Hey, watch me move.

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a milkshake.

Open the curtains.

I'm a ghost.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

I want you to stop believing in me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

How much courage do you have?

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

It's giving me hope.

I want that hamster out of my house!

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

How dare you look at me!

I am going to the party.

Please, stop smoking.

This is a stick up.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Darling, it's so expensive.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You hate me.

I'm the worst editor who ever lived.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This looks odd.

I see you smiling.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Hand me the skateboard.

I need to tell you about the chicken wing.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Take this with you.

You are my sunshine.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have powers.

Can I make a list?

Don't just stand there.

You never sing anymore.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Good luck!

I want you to clean up after me.

I'm going to need a stunt double.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I need to tell you about the funeral.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

You are so good to me.

You should ask your father.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You are not my conscience.

Take the money and go.

I knew you could survive.

My life is over.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Don't upset your father, not now.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

Did you eat yesterday?

You angel!

I feel delighted.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

This room is unstable.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I want that lion out of my life!

A girl needs her father.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to stop following me.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

My love, it's so juicy.

I'm trying to leave.

You're never going to get away with this!

We're no good.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

I love spring in China.

Whoop-whoop.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I have the will.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guru.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This looks nice.

Get ready to die.

Throw it here.

You will always need me.

I want you to be plodding.

I never listened.

It's giving me grief.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

No one suspects a thing

We need to eat.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

We should quit.

Take the money and die.

You are my teacher.

Someone's having a bad day.

I've reported it to mother.

I can offer you a soda.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Be careful!

This is the worst time to be happy.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Darling, it's alive.

I feel suspicious.

I'm the only cartoonist who ever lived.

You're going to pay!

You are so nice to me.

When the party starts, hide.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Please, don't touch that.

Leave it until morning.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

We are terrified.

Good grief!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

This is a fine ship

Can I make kimchi?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I see you for who you are.

Give me the hammer.

Who left a milkshake in the kitchen?

I never wanted this.

You're magnificent.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Your face has turned black.

Knitting is good for the soul.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

This room is bugged.

I'll get ready.

I want you to marry me.

We need to break up.

Get ready to laugh.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a blacksmith.

Take the piano and die.

My life is cursed.

You monster!

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Open the bottle.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Power is like an ocean...

You should listen to your mother.

I love winter in Spain.

I want you to be gracious.

It's not the right size.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Speak as you find.

We're the same person.

A boy needs discipline.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want that lamb out of my house!

I need to tell you about Friday.

I'm trying to understand.

If you don't want it, put it back.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I have needs.

You are so kind to me.

Can I make a sound?

This is the worst time to be amused.

I can offer you a merlot.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I know more than you realise.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I am haughty.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

You made me cry on purpose.

Get ready for this.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I'm the greatest bank robber on this planet

This is a fine mess

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

You are the best person I have ever met.

When the door opens, hide.

We need to open it.

You deserve this

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I feel optimistic.

You want it.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

I want you to be shrewd.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's not open.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

It's giving me an error message.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

I'm going to need a cartoonist.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Open your heart.

My love, it's beautiful.

I am going to the funeral.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This room is haunted.

No one can ever know the truth.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You are my everything.

We should ask for more money.

You are not my father.

This looks suspicious.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want that cheetah out of my house!

Let's go

I see you know what to do.

Life is like a camera...

This is the perfect time to be here.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Give me the candy-bar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Take the piano and go.

I have lost the will to live.

I feel cold.

You're lucky.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Can I make a pact?

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

You will always hate me.

You are a godsend.

My life matters.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You're under arrest!

We're going to need an editor.

We've only got one hope.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

We need to help each other.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a manicurist.

I am witty.

Stop, in the name of the law.

She was unconscious when I found her.

A girl needs her grandmother.

You're going to need a spatula.

Let's play

I love summer in India.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

Please, lie down.

Give it here.

Crime is like an autumn day...

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.

I could never love you.

Did you fart just now?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Open sesame.

Good night!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Your nose has turned white.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Take this with water.

This looks wrong.

I feel heartbroken.

I'll sit on it.

Having a child is like writing a shopping list...

Who left a Gatorade in the bedroom?

I volunteer as tribute!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Let's dance

We're insignificant.

We are nonchalant.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I know what happened.

You're going to need a DJ.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

Show no mercy

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You should listen to your father.

I want you to be suave.

I can offer you a hot dog.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

I want you to look at me.

Put it here.

Be better!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I need you.

Can I make finger puppets?

You can't have it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Get ready to run.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

When the party starts, make a run for it.

We need to stay.

I want that monkey out of my house!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Open the door.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Reading is good for the soul.

I feel tenacious.

Let's drink

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

I'm the worst gardener who ever lived.

I love autumn in Canada.

I am crazy.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to be earnest.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'm magnificent.

Half a loaf is better than none.

I can't find my fish anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hairdresser.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Pride is like a violin...

Please, stop shouting.

I could never despise you.

Today is the day

This looks bad.

My love, it's dead.

You are not my mother.

You will always despise me.

Drop it here.

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