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I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.

I can offer you a sandwich.

You should call your mother.

You are a handsome devil.

We should hide.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

I never killed anyone.

We're cursed.

You could never hate me.

I want you to marry me.

Who left a fork in the living room?

Give it here.

You're going to need a hammer.

You're going to need a doctor.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Let's get it

This is the perfect time to be here.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Please, don't take that.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You monster!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I feel cross.

Hand me the spoon.

I knew you could turn things around.

I'm a ghost.

It's not going to fit.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Eating is good for the soul.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

This is a stick up.

Why do you love me, so much?

I volunteer to go!

I have the letter.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You're going down!

I want you to stop loving me.

Be yourself!

Get ready to dance.

My life means nothing.

You are so mean to me.

Take this with you.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

We're the same person.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Open the door.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

A boy needs a job.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

This looks familiar.

I'm the only singer on this planet

Winners don't quit

You are the best person I have ever met.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

It was your fault that the lights went out.

You dropped it.

I want you to cook for me.

You burned it on purpose.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Good grief!

Someone's locked the door.

I'm going to need a hypnotist.

Leave it until morning.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You're no good.

You should find your father.

Who left a ball in the wardrobe?

Don't wait to be asked.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

You are an artist.

I never could make up my mind.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You are glamorous.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I could never hate you.

Get ready to laugh.

No one can ever know what we did.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Give me the doll.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want that pony out of my room!

How dare you smile at me!

Please, stop shouting.

My life matters.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You're going to need a shovel.

I can offer you a Guinness.

I'll sit on it.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

I want you to stop following me.

I know what happened.

I need to tell you about the the palace.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You are my reason for living.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

A boy needs his friends.

Maybe no one will notice

Hey, watch me leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Sound the alarm!

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Take this for luck.

Be safe!

I feel thrilled.

I want you to be disgusting.

It's giving me an error message.

My love, it's so juicy.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Can I make a puppet?

You want it.

I am useless.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I've reported it to the press.

We're going to need a secretary.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Whoop-whoop.

Delivery!

Your ears have turned black.

Take the money and go.

I have the will.

Who left a kite in the dining room?

Compassion is like a canvas...

I see you know what to do.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

The first thing to consider is safety.

We're lucky.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

This room is bugged.

Please, stay where you are.

We're ghosts.

I never really lived.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want you to love me.

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

Throw it here.

This is a fine mess

Am I coming with you, or not?

You're a god.

It's not heavy.

It has to work

You are a poet.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

This looks edible.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Can I make a wish?

My life is cursed.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You are not my son.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I knew you could fix it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I should pay the bill.

This is the right time to be amused.

I'll help.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Luck is like a beautiful melody...

Leave it alone.

I love spring in America.

I'm going to need a beggar.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Let's drink

You could never fascinate me.

I can offer you a lemonade.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Be better!

Who left a teddy bear in the guest room?

I know what to do.

I see you are thinking.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to be insincere.

You're going to need a spatula.

You're coming with me!

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You're a ghost.

I am disorderly.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I feel messy.

Someone's in here.

Take this with water.

I want you to clean up after me.

Good luck!

You're going to need a lot of money.

You never have time for me.

I'm the only interrogator on this planet

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You should write to your mother.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You lost it.

It's your fault that the dog died.

We've only got one option.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can offer you a job.

Can I make a decision?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Hey, watch me smile.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

This room is haunted.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Open the bottle.

You are a genius.

No one suspects a thing

Dammit, who left an apple in the walk-in freezer?

Love is like a picnic in the park...

It was my fault that the train was late.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

It's not safe.

This is the worst time to be alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

Get ready for this.

I have money.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm going to need a soldier.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm no good.

I want you to help me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm the worst pawnbroker who ever lived.

You're crazy!

This looks suspicious.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I am going to Easter.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I'll watch.

You're going to need a can opener.

Good night!

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We've only got one life.

When the door opens, hide.

I could never want you.

This room is unstable.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

I am sensitive.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I can offer you a cracker.

Let's eat

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the chicken wing.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Who left a wine in the dining room?

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You're going to need a pirate.

I never listened.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You are so kind to me.

I volunteer as tribute!

It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.

Can I make a movie?

You should find your mother.

I'm insignificant.

You devil!

I love autumn in Ireland.

Dying is like turning on a light-switch...

It's time to go.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I should think about this.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You made me cry on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I'm the worst dentist who ever lived.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me the sandwich.

We need to eat.

I want you to read to me.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

I want you to be paralyzed.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

I have the gun.

I want that camel out of my life!

Your cheeks have turned black.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I feel courageous.

It's not in.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are a twit.

I will always want you.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I can offer you a whiskey.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Good morning!

Friendship is like a river...

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'll get it.

Take the money and leave.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Dammit, who left an umbrella in the dining room?

You are so good to me.

I see you for who you are.

I'm trying to help.

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

Someone's listening.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Let's watch TV!

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

This is the worst time to be happy.

You angel!

Get ready, or get out.

I want that monkey out of my room!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I love spring in Brazil.

You should ask your mother.

Finding a job is like making a cake...

I want you to stop blaming me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Don't blow your own trumpet.

I want you to listen to me.

This looks bad.

I want you to be disruptive.

Sorry, I have to take this.

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I have time.

Leave it here.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Throw me the chair.

I can offer you an apple.

This is a day to remember

I'm trying to win.

We need to play.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Romance is like a mountain...

This is the right time to be afraid.

Who left a spatula in the attic?

I have to tell you about the funeral.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You could never need me.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You should disown your mother.

I know math.

I love fall in Switzerland.

We're going to need a wrench.

I'm the greatest paramedic on this planet

Someone's watching us.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

We're going to need a zookeeper.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I never wanted to die.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

You should start a business.

I am going to Christmas.

I've reported it to the President.

You can't have it.

Take this and pray.

This looks odd.

You are opinionated.

It's almost over

You are a godsend.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Running for office is like turning on a faucet...

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I can't find my pony anywhere.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Your tongue has turned green.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When the door opens, start crying.

It's giving me hope.

You are not my mother.

It's time to make lunch.

Hand me the knife.

Let's dance

No one can ever know the truth.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

Drop it here.

I want you to be engrossed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I can offer you a merlot.

You're under arrest!

I want you to stop believing in me.

Be careful!

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

It was your fault that the dog died.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Open the window.

Leave it outside.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

This looks wrong.

I know who you are.

You're special.

Don't just stand there.

You should write to your father.

You're going to need a medic.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You never sing anymore.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Please, don't touch that.

Take the drink and die.

I love winter in Brazil.

I'm the worst air traffic controller on this planet

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

A girl needs confidence.

I heard a howl coming from the living room.

Put it here.

You deserve this

I knew you could live like this.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

When the bell rings, start singing.

You are an inspiration.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

How dare you laugh at me!

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to hold me.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I feel energetic.

Silence is golden.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We need to stay.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I will always hate you.

I want to tell you about the the fort.

Hey, watch me move.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want you to be misguided.

Your ears have turned blue.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Your nose has turned purple.

Who left a whiskey in the cloakroom?

This looks peculiar.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I can offer you a bagel.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

This room is shrinking.

I'm the only marshal who ever lived.

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Take the piano and die.

I just want a chardonnay. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me a headache.

I have 20-20 vision.

You could never love me.

How much money do you have?

I bet you know why I'm going.

We're going to need a farmer.

We should pay the bill.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Time to shine

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Learning is like writing an I.O.U...

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

A girl needs her space.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I despise you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I need to tell you about Monday.

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