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I heard a sound coming from the living room.
I can't find my deer anywhere.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me the kebab.
Someone's having a bad day.
You are so mean to me.
Please, look at me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
How much time do you have?
I've reported it to mother.
This room is unstable.
Delivery!
Your eyes have turned orange.
You never stop to think.
You hate me.
Winners don't quit
I bet you know why I'm going.
Let's drink
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
It's not easy.
We've only got one of these.
You devil!
I know what happened.
We're weird.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Redemption is like a picnic at the beach...
I feel competitive.
Take this with you.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Good luck!
I never hurt anybody.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You should protect your father.
You are my teacher.
When I was little, I wanted to be a librarian.
My life is cursed.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You're never going to get away with this!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
We're ghosts.
Don't ask any questions.
I want that chicken out of my room!
I want to tell you about the mutant.
I see you let yourself in.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Can I make a cake?
I want you to be bland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
We need to fight.
Did you fart today?
My love, it's delicious.
Take the piano and go.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Leave it here.
Please, come in.
Falling in love is like writing a to do list...
I have powers.
I volunteer as tribute!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm a ghost.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I have the need, the need for speed.
You are a godsend.
A boy needs confidence.
I love winter in Canada.
Let's go
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Open the window.
You burned it on purpose.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
We're special.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to hold me.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Sound the alarm!
I am going to Easter.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
We are inspired.
You are so kind to me.
I knew you could live like this.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Someone's watching us.
This room is haunted.
You will always love me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't wait to be asked.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're crazy!
I will always love you.
This is a fine ship
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I see you for who you are.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I'm the best carpenter who ever lived.
Your face has turned blue.
Can I make up a story?
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
You are my father.
Take this with water.
It's going to be okay
We're going to need a screwdriver.
You're going to need a hunter.
We need to play.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
It's not safe.
I can offer you a muffin.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Death is like an ocean...
Show me the spatula.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Leave it until morning.
Hey, watch me move.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You should start a business.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Get ready for this.
A girl needs a job.
Open the door.
I'm a god.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Take the piano and leave.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I feel ecstatic.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Darling, it's delicious.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Please, don't drink that.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I want you to inspire me.
This looks bad.
It's giving me grief.
Who left a knife in the basement?
You are so good to me.
I know where you were.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You're going to need a lot of nails.
We need to unite.
How dare you smile at me!
I'll be here, if you need me.
This is a stick up.
I am going to the funeral.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Be yourself!
It's not appropriate.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I have 20-20 vision.
My life is a mystery.
Let's dance
I could never want you.
You are an artist.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Take this and pray.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I love summer in Australia.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Why do you hate me, so much?
How much money do you have?
You should find your mother.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want that lemur out of my life!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
I'm lucky.
You fascinate me.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Did you eat at work?
You are not my conscience.
You are so nice to me.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to go to bed.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You're a ghost.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We're going to need a hammer.
I volunteer myself!
He was unconscious when I found him.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I have the gun.
I see you have done this before.
I'm the best explorer who ever lived.
We're gods.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of nails.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I want you to help me.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I have money.
You can do this
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I can offer you a green tea.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I am going to the grand opening.
Take the drink and go.
You're going down!
You never have time for me.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I'll wait here.
You're special.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I should ask for more money.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Be better!
You are at ease.
I feel calm.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
Get ready to run.
You could never hate me.
You are a twit.
I love spring in England.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bartender.
This looks nice.
Did you fart yesterday?
You're going to need a writer.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's time to go.
I have the will.
We need to open it.
A girl needs her mother.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is a day to remember
I've reported it to the President.
You're under arrest!
Take the drink and leave.
Open sesame.
I'm going to need a knife.
You are not my father.
How dare you look at me!
Good night!
Knitting is good for the soul.
Your nose has turned red.
Hey, watch me smile.
I want that cheetah out of my car!
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Don't fool around.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
We're lucky.
It's not open.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Open it here.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Get ready to dance.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
You monster!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
We should ask for more money.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You never call me.
I love autumn in China.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I know math.
I'll open it.
This room is bugged.
I knew you could survive.
We've only got one hope.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It was your fault that the label came off.
You will always want me.
Can I make each day count?
Be safe!
I want you to be embarrassed.
How much luck do you have?
Sadness is like a forest...
You are a poet.
Please, sit down.
Don't get too close.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It's time to pack your bags.
I want that crow out of my room!
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
You are my love.
I want you to listen to me.
We're no good.
A girl needs her friends.
Show me the bread-stick.
I want to tell you about the minotaur.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You're really something!
I'm going to need a spatula.
Someone's listening.
I have the scroll.
You never sing anymore.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I can offer you a croissant.
It's not heavy.
I never wanted to die.
I love fall in Germany.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Open the curtains.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop following me.
This is a fine mess
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I want you to be complex.
You're a god.
I knew you could see it through.
Did you fart at work?
This looks suspicious.
You are an inspiration.
I'm going to need a butcher.
Having a child is like taking a bath...
Your nose has turned white.
You want it.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Please, remain silent.
I know what to do.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
When I was little, I wanted to be a knight.
You are my son.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Leave it outside.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I have lost the will to live.
Good grief!
A girl needs her space.
I want you to betray me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
We're the same person.
I could never despise you.
I should quit.
I have to tell you about Monday.
Drop it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Take the money and leave.
It's not tight enough.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
You're lucky.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's giving me an error message.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Stop, in the name of love.
I see you came prepared.
I love spring in France.
I want to tell you about the lemonade.
Can I make it easier?
Anger is like an ocean...
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I'm the worst clown who ever lived.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
I'll get it.
You are transparent.
It has to work
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You need it.
Your nose has turned yellow.
You're going to pay!
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Please, don't move.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I can offer you a job.
You want me.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I have faith.
You made me cry on purpose.
I feel surprised.
Someone's locked the door.
I want that puppy out of my room!
A girl needs money.
It's not ready.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
You're magnificent.
Learning is like doing housework...
I want you to marry me.
I love autumn in England.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Sleep is like a beach...
Can I make a treehouse?
Your eyes have turned pink.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I know the future.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
We've only got one life.
Who left a water in the lobby?
Give me the chair.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
My love, it's so juicy.
Let's eat
We need to make out.
I'm trying to win.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Eating is all I can manage now.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
You never say what you're thinking.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I can't find my crocodile anywhere.
It's almost over
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
I have a secret.
You could never love me.
No one can ever know the truth.
You should write to your mother.
I'm the greatest ninja on this planet
No one can ever know that I survived.
Good morning!
My life is over.
I have the letter.
Throw it here.
I want you to be conventional.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.
I'm cursed.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I've reported it to the police.
Take the money and go.
I want you to read to me.
I feel anxious.
It's not going to fit.
I want that cat out of my house!
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Open your heart.
I'm trying to save you.
Show me the teddy bear.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I'll keep guard.
Please, don't take that.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
We need to stop.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I love summer in Spain.
I am paralyzed.
No one can ever know what we did.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to stop looking at me.
A boy needs discipline.
Your nose has turned purple.
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
I'm the greatest bricklayer on this planet
It's now or never
I need to tell you about Monday.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'm special.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
You're amazing!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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