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You want me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'll listen.

We're going to need a bricklayer.

You are so nice to me.

Hey, watch me leave.

You're a ghost.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I want that camel out of my car!

I want you to stop me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can't find my horse anywhere.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I am prim.

It's time to go to bed.

Don't get too close.

Your eyes have turned green.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I feel tough.

I know the future.

I'm weird.

It's not tight enough.

Someone's coming this way.

Honesty is the best policy.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You never sing anymore.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

This room is shrinking.

We're the same person.

I need to tell you about the the palace.

I love winter in France.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Why do you love me, so much?

Be better!

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

Can I make jelly?

I volunteer myself!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a job.

Take this with you.

You made me cry on purpose.

I never wanted to die.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

We need to unite.

Delivery!

How dare you smile at me!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

I could never hate you.

Please, stop laughing.

Take the money and go.

A girl needs her own room.

This looks bad.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'll wait here.

You angel!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You are so mean to me.

I have lost the will to live.

Show no mercy

Open the bottle.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Get ready, or get out.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I want you to be morbid.

Your face has turned pink.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

We are disconcerting.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I love spring in Spain.

I'm a god.

Sound the alarm!

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Go the extra mile.

We're going to need a knife.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Be careful!

You should pay the bill.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Someone's in here.

Good morning!

You are my reason for living.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You are the best person I have ever met.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I've reported it to mother.

You never listen.

My life matters.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We need to go.

I know what happened.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Stop, in the name of love.

I feel impatient.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Your grief is like a forest...

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want that squirrel out of my car!

I want to tell you about the sheriff.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are an artist.

Your eyes have turned grey.

We're alone in the universe.

You will always need me.

I am miserable.

I want you to kiss me.

It's not heavy.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Get ready to die.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I am going to Christmas.

Don't fool around.

Please, come closer.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Can I make an effort?

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You should call your father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

When I was little, I wanted to be a janitor.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm the best undertaker on this planet

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Give it here.

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Give credit where credit is due.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

It's almost over

It's giving me an error message.

Be safe!

It was my fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

No one can ever know that I like you

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

You never stop to think.

I volunteer to go!

You are so kind to me.

This is a fine ship

Throw me the sandwich.

I want you to be fraudulent.

Let's watch TV!

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

You dropped it.

My life is a mystery.

Take the drink and leave.

Alright, who left a ball in the wardrobe?

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I feel rebellious.

I never could make up my mind.

I knew you could open it.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

You are a hero.

Leave it alone.

I love winter in England.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

My love, it's so expensive.

You should ask your father.

Open your heart.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

You monster!

We're ghosts.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

Get ready to laugh.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I see you know what to do.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

A boy needs confidence.

I want you to help me.

I have the gun.

I'm alone in the universe.

I'm trying to open it.

You are my father.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to be helpless.

This is crazy

I want that goldfish out of my car!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You should quit.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Hand me the carrot.

Can I make it count?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Good night!

I could never need you.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want to tell you about the monster.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I have time.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You never take me seriously.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is the right time to be here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I volunteer as tribute!

I love winter in India.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Darling, it's so juicy.

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

Your lips have turned stripey.

Take the drink and go.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

My life is over.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs her father.

Leave it outside.

Take this and pray.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I can't find my banana milkshake anywhere.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You know it.

You will always hate me.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Let's get it

I want that turtle out of my house!

I knew you could see it through.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Throw it here.

You're a god.

I am going to the funeral.

Someone's having a bad day.

Good grief!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

This looks familiar.

You're going to need a hammer.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I can offer you a spring-roll.

No one can ever know what we did.

Throw me the burger.

Can I make art?

I never loved you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to marry me.

I see you let yourself in.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

You're crazy!

We've only got one of these.

Dying is like turning on a light-switch...

I bet you know why I'm broke.

We should hide.

You are subtle.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I want you to be fixed.

I want you to stop following me.

I want to tell you about the pegasus.

My life is cursed.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

You are an idiot.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm going to need a teacher.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

Open sesame.

This room is unstable.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I will always hate you.

Let's dance

You are not my daughter.

I never listened.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

You are my inspiration.

Please, be careful.

We need to open it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to look at me.

Get ready to run.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Plug it in here.

Can I make time?

You lost it.

I am going to the party.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's time to make lunch.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I'm the best mobster on this planet

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You should make peace with your mother.

A girl needs a job.

I can offer you a diet Coke.

I feel weak.

We're going to need a shaman.

This looks nice.

Who left a kite in the bathroom?

I want to tell you about the cocktail.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

I want you to be expedient.

I can't find my room anywhere.

I know math.

I see you every day.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You are a liar.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You're going to need a lot of food.

Open the window.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Clothes do not make the man.

Falling in love is like applying for a job...

This room is haunted.

My love, it's beautiful.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Be yourself!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I've reported it to the police.

I'm trying to believe you.

Please, tell me.

I want that fox out of my room!

You're coming with me!

When the door opens, start crying.

Leave it here.

I want you to hold me.

I volunteer to eat it!

Give me the shovel.

I have needs.

We are curious.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

It's time to pack your bags.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want you to stop looking at me.

I will always want you.

Dare to dream

Take the piano and die.

You should write to your mother.

I can offer you an espresso.

I'm going to need a hammer.

It's not the right size.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I need to tell you about the lemonade.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I'll sit on it.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You found it.

We're gods.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

I want you to be gentle.

I know what to do.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I am going to Easter.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I want that panda out of my house!

Open the door.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I see you came prepared.

We need to eat.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

We're cursed.

I'm the only cobbler who ever lived.

I feel funny.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

You never smile.

I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.

Finding a job is like opening a gate...

Who left a seal in the dining room?

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I want you to kill me.

We've only got one hope.

Get ready for this.

Am I dead, or not?

We're going to need a pirate.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to stop smelling me.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

A girl needs her space.

It's your fault that the dog died.

This looks great.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I want you to be crass.

You are an inspiration.

You are my only hope.

Did you eat last night?

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I love spring in Brazil.

I can offer you a Guinness.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Please, wait here.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We are meddlesome.

You're going to pay!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I have powers.

Take this with water.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I feel extravagant.

I'm cursed.

I heard a howl coming from the lobby.

You should start a business.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I'll watch.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

You're going to need a spatula.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

It's giving me hope.

You never do what I want.

Take the piano and leave.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You will always want me.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

We need to break up.

My life means nothing.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I never felt so alone.

Show me the slice of pizza.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

You are my daughter.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I know who you are.

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

This looks interesting.

Someone's watching us.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I want that frog out of my house!

How dare you laugh at me!

I have the will.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

Your nose has turned red.

Don't wait to be asked.

A boy needs his mother.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

This is a day to remember

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

I can't find my eagle anywhere.

We're lucky.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're going to need an imam.

It's giving me grief.

Who left a crow in the studio?

Please, remain silent.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Can I make lunch?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I want you to be disorderly.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

When the party starts, start singing.

When I was little, I wanted to be an illustrator.

I want you to love me.

You are a handsome devil.

You need me.

I feel ecstatic.

Winners don't quit

I love spring in Australia.

Hand me the sandwich.

I'm the greatest explorer on this planet

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

You broke it.

I'm going to need a can opener.

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