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Please, stop shouting.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

This is a fine mess

We need to close it.

Let's drink

You're going to pay!

Open the door.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's time to pack your bags.

I've reported it to mother.

I love summer in China.

You should find your father.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We've only got one bullet.

Don't get too close.

I have time.

I want you to look at me.

Get ready, or get out.

Take this for luck.

It's not yours.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can offer you a cider.

Your nose has turned spotted.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You are an idiot.

You're no good.

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

We're gods.

Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fisher.

I volunteer myself!

This is the right time to be afraid.

I want you to be tortured.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

We're going to need a greengrocer.

I see you are thinking.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Leave it alone.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Take the drink and go.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I know what happened.

My love, it's dead.

I knew you could fix it.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Can I make a sound?

I'm trying to care.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

We are happy.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Be better!

I should quit.

Good luck!

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You're under arrest!

I'm a ghost.

You hate me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Just try not to cry

I want to tell you about the party.

I can offer you a job.

I'm the only florist who ever lived.

I never loved you.

I want you to kiss me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Please, look at me.

Take this with water.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You burned it on purpose.

This room is unstable.

My life is a mystery.

I need to tell you about the extraterrestrial.

You never sing anymore.

I feel certain.

We're magnificent.

We're ghosts.

Your lips have turned green.

Running for office is like taking a bath...

We're going to need a lot of money.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to dance.

You devil!

It's giving me an error message.

This is a day to remember

I volunteer to go!

I'll get it.

We're going to need a director.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I need you.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I have powers.

I can offer you a bagel.

You're a god.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Who left a fish in the wardrobe?

Sound the alarm!

Leave it until morning.

Ha-cha-cha.

My love, it's beautiful.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want you to be skillful.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

You can have it.

You're coming with me!

You are callous.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I've reported it to the police.

I want that eagle out of my room!

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I am going to the wedding.

This looks bad.

I love autumn in China.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Be careful!

When the lights go out, start crying.

You are not my son.

You are my son.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

Open the window.

You made me cry on purpose.

I see you came prepared.

It's not ready.

I'm the only surgeon who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Delivery!

Let's go

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

We should start a business.

Throw me the fork.

A girl needs a job.

You monster!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I have the need, the need for speed.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Can I make fudge?

No one can ever know that I like you

We're cursed.

I am going to the funeral.

I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.

I am self-conscious.

Throw it here.

I want you to be tasteless.

I knew you could turn things around.

You could never love me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop believing in me.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Someone's listening.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Please, wait here.

I want you to help me.

I could never want you.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

How dare you look at me!

You can't have it.

You should call your father.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

It's time to make lunch.

You are so nice to me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I feel cowardly.

I'm a god.

I want to tell you about Monday.

When the party starts, start singing.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Take this with you.

This looks odd.

You never do what I want.

Sleep is like a multi-choice quiz...

This is the perfect time to be angry.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I can offer you an icecream.

We're going to need an antique dealer.

It's not open.

Hand me the spoon.

You're cursed.

We need to help each other.

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

I can't find my room anywhere.

No one can ever know the truth.

You deserve this

You are my inspiration.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I have the poem.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You are not my favourite.

Reading is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I love summer in Canada.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want you to be sociable.

Don't fool around.

I'm the best guru on this planet

I want that sheep out of my house!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

When I was little, I wanted to be an exterminator.

I want you to marry me.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is a stick up.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to stop tickling me.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I feel worked up.

You are a genius.

We're going to need a wrench.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Go the extra mile.

This looks nice.

Love is like a mountain...

I see you smiling.

Get ready to laugh.

I need to tell you about the nurse.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

I can offer you a milkshake.

Can I make a plan?

I've reported it to the press.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Drop it here.

A girl needs her mother.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

You should find your mother.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Throw me the banana.

I'll watch.

Stop, in the name of the law.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We need to make better decisions.

I could never hate you.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I have the will.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I never hurt anybody.

You are my daughter.

I want you to be expedient.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cartoonist.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

Please, stop laughing.

I have a secret.

You are not my daughter.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This room is shrinking.

I love summer in Australia.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You are a thief.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want that scorpion out of my car!

It's not right.

We're going to need a saw.

You're going to need a swimmer.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Your ears have turned spotted.

You will always hate me.

Show me the hammer.

I'm the best barista who ever lived.

Pearls of wisdom.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I feel doubtful.

This looks interesting.

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

It's giving me hope.

Someone's locked the door.

I heard a howl coming from the lobby.

It's time to go.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want to tell you about the candy-bar.

I want you to stop tricking me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Who left a muffin in the cloakroom?

I have 20-20 vision.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I want you to be ashamed.

We've only got one chance.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Did you fart this morning?

Please, give up while you can.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I love fall in Brazil.

You are a handsome devil.

You will always fascinate me.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Your nose has turned purple.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

We're the same person.

I want that cheetah out of my life!

We are decisive.

It's not appropriate.

You never smile.

I can't find my crab anywhere.

You're never going to get away with this!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

How much luck do you have?

Good night!

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I heard a howl coming from the classroom.

Can I make it through?

I should go to the police.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I see you for who you are.

Take this and pray.

I have to tell you about Friday.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I want you to betray me.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I'm the only hunter on this planet

A girl needs her grandfather.

This is a fine ship

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like opening a window...

Who left a lamb in the lounge room?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You're going to need a hammer.

This is the right time to be happy.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I need to tell you about the vampire.

I can offer you a croissant.

I have lost the will to live.

I never really lived.

You're magnificent.

I feel rebellious.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

We need to eat.

A picture paints a thousand words.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Please, listen to me.

This room is haunted.

Good grief!

I have the knife.

You love me.

You are disinterested.

Open it here.

I want that duck out of my life!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You should pay the bill.

I want you to be nosy.

It's not the right size.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You won't find it.

You're going to need a construction worker.

You're going to need a spoon.

No one can ever know what we did.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I feel thankful.

I never could make up my mind.

I can offer you a smoothie.

My life is over.

Your lips have turned brown.

Throw me the spring-roll.

It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

A boy needs boundaries.

Whoop-whoop.

You should protect your father.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

We're special.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You will always love me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

You are my teacher.

It's time to go to bed.

You're a ghost.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

We're going to need a lot of friends.

You never listen.

I want you to stop loving me.

I want to tell you about the the moon.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Don't ask any questions.

It's not easy.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Dare to dream

I'll wait here.

I heard a noise coming from the studio.

You're amazing!

My life matters.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I could never love you.

Take the piano and die.

Please, stop smoking.

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Eating is good for the soul.

Death is like a beautiful melody...

I want you to love me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

It's giving me grief.

You're going to need a fork.

You angel!

I want that tortoise out of my life!

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Someone's coming this way.

Okay, who left a dolphin in the dungeon?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I want you to stop following me.

Good morning!

Be safe!

You're going to need a computer programmer.

The first thing to consider is safety.

A boy needs love.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I want you to be playful.

Throw me the skateboard.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Time will tell.

Let's eat

You should write to your father.

Leave it here.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I'm the only sniper who ever lived.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

My life means nothing.

I feel youthful.

We need to unite.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Forgiveness is like a bar of soap...

No one suspects a thing

Can I make up?

This looks great.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I'm crazy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You are my father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I am going to Christmas.

You're really something!

I am self-effacing.

I want you to clean up after me.

I love spring in Ireland.

When the door opens, start singing.

Please, give me that.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're going to need a can opener.

Hey, watch me smile.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You know it.

Show me the screwdriver.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

You will always want me.

Open the bottle.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want that fly out of my car!

I can't find my deer anywhere.

It has to work

I feel timid.

Your despair is like a winter's day...

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