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I bet you know why I'm tired.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I never wanted to die.
It's time to go.
Please, don't eat that.
You are a hero.
I'll open it.
You're crazy.
It's not open.
I want you to stop loving me.
Put it here.
We've only got one option.
We need to fight.
I have the time.
I want you to help me.
Your ears have turned red.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
A girl needs her mother.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
I could never need you.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Take the money and leave.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I am going to the grand opening.
I volunteer as tribute!
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
You are alienated.
I can offer you a fishcake.
You fascinate me.
Be safe!
I feel destructive.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm a ghost.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I'm trying to win.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Let's eat
You are so kind to me.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
Someone's watching us.
You never smile.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You're never going to get away with this!
This looks interesting.
Open sesame.
My life matters.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
I have lost the will to live.
Take this with water.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It has to work
Hey, watch me move.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I should hide.
Friendship is like a party...
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
You are what you eat.
We're the same person.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I want that dolphin out of my car!
It's time to brush your teeth.
Give me the chair.
Who left a kebab in the bedroom?
Don't fool around.
We're going to need a can opener.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
We're alone in the universe.
I never could make up my mind.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I want you to be invulnerable.
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of beer...
I want you to stop believing in me.
It's not the right size.
You are powerless.
Your lips have turned blue.
I love spring in Switzerland.
It's giving me an error message.
You are my sunshine.
Leave it alone.
Be better!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Did you eat today?
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Your face has turned black.
I want you.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I know what happened.
Get ready, or get out.
This is the right time to be alone.
Good grief!
Delivery!
You never call me.
We need to go.
Hey, watch me dance.
Open the curtains.
You can have it.
Can I make a treehouse?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
We've only got one bullet.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Take this and pray.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I've reported it to mother.
You are not my father.
Who left a banana in the garage?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I want you to be scheming.
My life is a mystery.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
I'll listen.
I want to tell you about Friday.
My love, it's beautiful.
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
No one suspects a thing
I never gave up hope.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Sound the alarm!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Leave it outside.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
Be careful!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want that lamb out of my life!
I want you to cook for me.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
This room is haunted.
Show me the umbrella.
This looks bad.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I'm the only dictator who ever lived.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I am going to Christmas.
I know the future.
I have faith.
I'm trying to understand.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
You are my father.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I'm a god.
Did you fart this morning?
You never listen.
I can offer you a wine.
A girl needs boundaries.
No one can ever know what we did.
You burned it on purpose.
We've only got one of these.
I have the card.
We need to unite.
I volunteer to eat it!
Reading is all I can manage now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Get ready to laugh.
Am I coming with you, or not?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I see you came prepared.
I never listened.
Take the piano and die.
I am mystical.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
You devil!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We should hide.
Who left a coffee in the attic?
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Please, wait here.
Darling, it's dead.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It was your fault that the play sucked.
It's going to be okay
I hate you.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
How dare you laugh at me!
You're going down!
I'm magnificent.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I'm the best executioner who ever lived.
Leave it to the professionals.
What goes up must come down.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I want to tell you about the hot chocolate.
We're ghosts.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
We're going to need a lot of money.
My life means nothing.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I know who you are.
How much courage do you have?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Throw it here.
Did you fart today?
Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
When I was little, I wanted to be a thief.
A boy needs a job.
I can offer you a job.
You're a god.
Your face has turned red.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I love summer in Canada.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Someone's coming this way.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Who left a daiquiri in the pantry?
I can't find my knife anywhere.
I have the letter.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Take the piano and go.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are my inspiration.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Let's watch TV!
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
I can offer you a cocktail.
I see you are thinking.
We're going to need a lot of help.
You will always hate me.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
This is the right time to be angry.
I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.
I never hurt anybody.
You are an artist.
I'm going to need a dictator.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I want you to be willing.
You never do what I want.
Throw me the spatula.
I've reported it to the President.
You are so mean to me.
Please, give up while you can.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.
A boy needs money.
You are not my type.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
How much time do you have?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
Take this for luck.
Give it here.
We are fanatical.
We should vote.
You're amazing!
It's not easy.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I feel happy.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have the knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I can offer you a beer.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I have time.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'll get ready.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I bet you know why I'm here.
Take the drink and die.
Let's watch the game
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I know math.
I'm trying to help.
I'm the greatest barber who ever lived.
I'm going to need a knife.
We need to eat.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want that rat out of my room!
It's time to make lunch.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
Give me the saw.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is the right time to be afraid.
We're insignificant.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
No one will ever know
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Defeat is like a piano...
Can I make it through?
You are an idiot.
No one can ever know that I survived.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sound technician.
Leave it until morning.
You are private.
You never sing anymore.
Get ready to dance.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Reading is good for the soul.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
This is a day to remember
Your eyes have turned grey.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You could never need me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Don't get too close.
I volunteer to go!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You should pay the bill.
How dare you smile at me!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
It's not for sale.
You won't find it.
I have powers.
I can offer you a good price.
My life is over.
A boy needs his grandfather.
We're crazy.
Take the drink and go.
You're going to need an undertaker.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Your nose has turned pink.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
This looks edible.
Who left a seal in the pantry?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I want you to be nonchalant.
Someone's in here.
I'm the only butcher on this planet
Hand me the chicken wing.
I want you to stop following me.
It's giving me grief.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You monster!
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
We need to play.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You never take me seriously.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
I love spring in France.
I'm trying to care.
I have money.
We're cursed.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I feel lousy.
I want you to betray me.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
It's not appropriate.
This is a fine mess
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
You are an inspiration.
You are so nice to me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I never wanted this.
I am going to the party.
Someone's having a bad day.
You should find your father.
Can I make sense?
I will always hate you.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
This room is shrinking.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the sauna.
Your ears have turned white.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're going to need a diplomat.
I have the will.
I love fall in Brazil.
I see you know what to do.
You despise me.
I want you to be gallant.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
A girl needs her grandmother.
I know what to do.
Take the drink and leave.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
You are injured.
You angel!
You're going to need a knife.
Open it here.
Defeat is like a mountain...
I've reported it to the police.
You're really something!
I want that crocodile out of my life!
We're no good.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
I'll wait here.
I feel elated.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Love is blind.
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You can't have it.
Your face has turned blue.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I knew you could turn things around.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I love summer in France.
It's not ready.
My love, it's delicious.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I have the poem.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Hey, watch me smile.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
Let's play
Stop, in the name of love.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I am fixed.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
I should vote.
When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm the worst hunter on this planet
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Get ready to die.
Take the money and die.
How much influence do you have?
I will always need you.
Maybe no one will notice
Good morning!
We're gods.
Running for office is like going to the fair...
This is the right time to be happy.
I heard a noise coming from the corridor.
Who left a Red Bull in the garage?
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Can I make it work?
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
A girl needs money.
I want you to be ticklish.
You're going to need a sheriff.
I knew you could survive.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Please, stop shouting.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
This looks wrong.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This is a fine ship
You know it.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I feel rejected.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I see you smiling.
Open the door.
We need to make better decisions.
I'm alone in the universe.
Your tongue has turned grey.
You're under arrest!
When I was little, I wanted to be a swimming coach.
Don't wait to be asked.
I love autumn in England.
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
You should disown your mother.
I can't find my car anywhere.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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