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You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Stop, in the name of love.
My love, it's beautiful.
This is a stick up.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I never felt so alone.
I am going to Easter.
I feel independent.
You're going to need a spatula.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm weird.
You broke it.
I need to tell you about the celery stick.
I'm the best DJ who ever lived.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are pained.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
No one can ever know what we did.
Can I make it better?
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I love summer in Australia.
Okay. Just do what I do.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
You never call me.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
This looks edible.
Nine tailors make a man.
I've reported it to the police.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I knew you could see it through.
I have a secret.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Good grief!
It was my fault that the lights went out.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Please, tell me.
We've only got one option.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I want you to stop lying to me.
Take this with water.
I'm a ghost.
We're ghosts.
Be yourself!
You should disown your father.
Don't ask any questions.
Let's play
It's now or never
Throw me the shovel.
We need to unite.
We're going to need a barber.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Leave it here.
You will always want me.
Plug it in here.
I'm the worst ditch digger who ever lived.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mobster.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are so nice to me.
This is a fine mess
You monster!
Someone's listening.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You want it.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I feel energetic.
I love you.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I'm insignificant.
Who left a lamb in the bathroom?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Your face has turned spotted.
It's not in.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
I want you to look at me.
Get ready to dance.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I am snoopy.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Why do you love me, so much?
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I can offer you a sandwich.
I volunteer as tribute!
Delivery!
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Open the door.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm a god.
You should call your father.
No one can ever know that I like you
I am going to the party.
Good night!
We need to eat.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want that bunny out of my car!
I never killed anyone.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Leave it until morning.
Open it here.
A girl needs money.
Your lips have turned grey.
Please, stop smoking.
You never have time for me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Who left a long white in the waiting room?
You are the best person I have ever met.
It was my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
You need it.
It's time to make lunch.
My life is cursed.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
We're magnificent.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
We should think about this.
Get ready to laugh.
Winners don't quit
I have needs.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You could never want me.
You are a godsend.
Did you fart today?
Can I make love?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I feel bewildered.
I'll get ready.
I love summer in Switzerland.
Someone's coming this way.
You are not my mother.
I have the time.
I want you to be frustrated.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I want you to stop questioning me.
I heard weeping coming from the walk-in freezer.
I want you to inspire me.
Good morning!
Take the money and leave.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Let the buyer beware.
You're a god.
We're the same person.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
This room is haunted.
Who left a hammer in the armory?
No one can ever know that you can fly.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You're under arrest!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
You should make peace with your mother.
It's giving me a headache.
You are so kind to me.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I see you are thinking.
It's not working.
I can offer you a job.
Please, don't eat that.
You need me.
I can't find my hamster anywhere.
This looks familiar.
I want that tortoise out of my room!
He was unconscious when I found him.
Get ready to run.
Did you fart yesterday?
I want to tell you about the water.
I am going to Christmas.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I want to tell you about Sunday.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I volunteer myself!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Can I make a difference?
Reality is like a river...
We need to order pizza.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Good luck!
Sound the alarm!
I should vote.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
You burned it on purpose.
It's your fault that the crops died.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Don't wait to be asked.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're no good.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
My life means nothing.
Put it here.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You are my teacher.
Someone's watching us.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm going to need an undertaker.
A boy needs his friends.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
You never do what I want.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I see you let yourself in.
I love spring in Germany.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
It's giving me an error message.
This room is shrinking.
I know what happened.
Your tongue has turned white.
I want you to be panicked.
This looks bad.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Hand me the skateboard.
Attack is the best form of defence.
I have the will.
You're coming with me!
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I heard a howl coming from the corridor.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Take the drink and die.
I want you to cook for me.
I've reported it to the press.
Who left a lion in the wardrobe?
Please, be careful.
You devil!
Can I make joy?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
How dare you smile at me!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I never could make up my mind.
I can offer you a good price.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I'm the greatest tax collector on this planet
This is the perfect time to be here.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Just try not to cry
When the door opens, make a run for it.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I am going to the wedding.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Open the window.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I have to tell you about Monday.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I'm going to need a knife.
I just want a chocolate milk. What's wrong with that?
We need to stay.
I feel terrible.
You are aggressive.
Leave it outside.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
This looks odd.
Throw me the bike.
Get ready to die.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to stop me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Your lips have turned pink.
I could never need you.
I love winter in Switzerland.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You should make peace with your father.
You are a poet.
You could never fascinate me.
Can I make lemonade?
I know math.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
It's time to pack your bags.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You are not my conscience.
Please, lie down.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Darling, it's dead.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I feel bitter.
I'm going to need a deputy.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Don't just stand there.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
This looks peculiar.
You're going to need a can opener.
This is a day to remember
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I am happy.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Okay, who left a kite in the closet?
This is the worst time to be happy.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Open your heart.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You're going to need a lot of water.
I want you to be orderly.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
We need to help each other.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Your nose has turned grey.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I want that puppy out of my life!
I'm the only shipwright who ever lived.
I'm lucky.
Your pride is like a violin...
You never stop to think.
You will always love me.
You are my favourite.
Can I make art?
You are not my type.
Please, stop shouting.
A girl needs her friends.
It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I should think about this.
Did you fart this morning?
Whatever happens, don't panic
Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...
I knew you could open it.
I can't find my horse anywhere.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
It's giving me grief.
This room is bugged.
I heard a noise coming from the barn.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Leave it to the professionals.
You are artificial.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want to tell you about the party.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I have money.
Am I dead, or not?
You're going down!
When the bell rings, remain calm.
My love, it's alive.
We need to fight.
I'm the best air traffic controller who ever lived.
I never really lived.
Take this and pray.
I despise you.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to be hateful.
Take the piano and die.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
A boy needs discipline.
You could never hate me.
We're alone in the universe.
I feel crazy.
Get ready, or get out.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Please, don't take that.
I love summer in Canada.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I want you to stop blaming me.
I see you for who you are.
It's not right.
I can offer you a Guinness.
I want you to listen to me.
I have to tell you about the librarian.
Be safe!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Who left a duck in the stable?
I can't find my bike anywhere.
You should protect your mother.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I want that goat out of my life!
I should hide.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Can I make sure?
Did you eat just now?
Your face has turned pink.
Hey, watch me dance.
You're going to need a matador.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I volunteer to go!
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
This looks suspicious.
Let's go
You are my son.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
We're no good.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
It's not easy.
I want you to stop loving me.
I love fall in Australia.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
My love, it's so juicy.
Hand me the celery stick.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I will always love you.
This is the right time to be angry.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm the only DJ who ever lived.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Cooking is good for the soul.
I am going to the funeral.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I'll get it.
Hate is like a mountain...
I should start a business.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I want that tortoise out of my house!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I can offer you a muffin.
I have the card.
I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.
Let's watch TV!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Who left a candy-bar in the living room?
My life matters.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You're going to need a gondolier.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I want to tell you about the whiskey.
Throw it here.
Open sesame.
It's your fault that the label came off.
I feel generous.
Your eyes have turned brown.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You are my inspiration.
It has to work
Take the money and go.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
It's not for sale.
I'm trying to save you.
Someone's in here.
Knitting is good for the soul.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
How dare you look at me!
I know where you were.
Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Let's eat
You are not my daughter.
You are sure.
You should ask your mother.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
When I was little, I wanted to be an archaeologist.
Be careful!
Can I make trouble?
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I should pay the bill.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Get ready for this.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
We've only got one chance.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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