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I have money.

This room is unstable.

A girl needs a job.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I need to tell you about the goddess.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to be nonchalant.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

It's not for sale.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to read to me.

Take the money and die.

You hate me.

You are not my father.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to pay!

Peace is like an ocean...

Someone's coming this way.

I am going to the wedding.

You made me cry on purpose.

This looks odd.

You're a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

We're gods.

We should quit.

Take this for luck.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Show me the guitar.

I love summer in Antarctica.

You are a twit.

I want that turtle out of my life!

Why do you love me, so much?

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Leave it here.

Just try not to cry

I can offer you a job.

I know what to do.

I want you.

I'm the best sailor on this planet

You are humble.

Sound the alarm!

I see you know what to do.

This is the worst time to be angry.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

I have the poem.

I never wanted to die.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You broke it.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

How dare you look at me!

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm trying to help.

I want you to be wishful.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I've reported it to mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

We've only got one option.

She was unconscious when I found her.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You should write to your mother.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I feel skeptical.

You're going to need a fork.

Be safe!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

You're insignificant.

I want that frog out of my car!

I am going to the grand opening.

You're coming with me!

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I'll keep guard.

Take the money and go.

I want you to stop blaming me.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Can I make a pie?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You burned it on purpose.

Give me the can opener.

Stop, in the name of love.

The first thing to consider is safety.

No one can ever know the truth.

Good morning!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I can offer you a good price.

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I see you let yourself in.

You are not my favourite.

Don't ask any questions.

A girl needs love.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I will always want you.

My life is a mystery.

We need to order pizza.

You never take me seriously.

I know where you were.

My love, it's beautiful.

Who left a ball in the chapel?

You are an artist.

I volunteer to eat it!

You should call your father.

How dare you smile at me!

I'm magnificent.

Please, don't drink that.

I am going to the party.

Just be yourself

Throw it here.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I am attractive.

I can offer you a soda.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This room is haunted.

Open the door.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Whoop-whoop.

Can I make changes?

I want you to be fashionable.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

We're going to need a saw.

I have the letter.

Your ego is like a beautiful song...

It's not easy.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I have a secret.

Let's go

We've only got one life.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

I'll be here, if you need me.

You devil!

You know it.

Did you eat while I was away?

Leave it alone.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Delivery!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

You are so nice to me.

You are my teacher.

I should hide.

I'm trying to open it.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Get ready to run.

I could never need you.

I'm the best gladiator who ever lived.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to hold me.

It's time to make lunch.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

We're the same person.

I am depressed.

No one can ever know that I like you

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want you to stop loving me.

My life is over.

Throw me the candy-bar.

I never felt so alone.

I'm alone in the universe.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Give it here.

I can't find my bird anywhere.

It's giving me hope.

This is a stick up.

I'm going to need a silversmith.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You crashed the car on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

A boy needs money.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Take the money and leave.

Alright, who left a spring-roll in the pantry?

Please, don't take that.

You should protect your mother.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I can offer you a short black.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

We're going to need a spoon.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I love winter in Spain.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I'll listen.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You are so kind to me.

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

You fascinate me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

Let's dance

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

You should ask for more money.

I have 20-20 vision.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Be better!

I'm the worst pawnbroker on this planet

I want that duck out of my room!

You are my reason for living.

Just breathe

I love you.

Leave it until morning.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We need to break up.

How much money do you have?

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't just stand there.

I want you to betray me.

You are not my type.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my smoothie anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I know math.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I can offer you a water.

You are a liar.

Someone's listening.

Hand me the slice of pizza.

Who left a pony in the stable?

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

No one can ever know that you survived.

We're going to need a physicist.

Please, give up while you can.

I have lost the will to live.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

You should write to your father.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You're crazy.

We should vote.

You could never hate me.

I want that snake out of my car!

How dare you laugh at me!

A boy needs his father.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You're crazy!

Darling, it's delicious.

I love fall in Brazil.

I'm the greatest engineer who ever lived.

This looks great.

This is a day to remember

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Get ready to laugh.

You are escapist.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You're a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Don't fool around.

You are so good to me.

My life means nothing.

Can I make history?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

Take the drink and leave.

I need to tell you about the the palace.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I can offer you a milkshake.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Your tongue has turned blue.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I want you to listen to me.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

You are a handsome devil.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I have the need, the need for speed.

We're going to need a shovel.

Someone's locked the door.

I'm going to need a ninja.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

You should ask your mother.

You're cursed.

Good night!

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

It was your fault that the party was ruined.

It has to work

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I could never despise you.

I'll watch.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You found it.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

It's not the right size.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I want you to stop tickling me.

A girl needs her friends.

I heard weeping coming from the pantry.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are my everything.

I want you to be repugnant.

I'm the greatest barista on this planet

I bet you know why I'm broke.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.

Throw me the banana.

We should pay the bill.

Who left a guitar in the guest room?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I have the gun.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I need to tell you about the unicorn.

Grief is like a mountain...

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

You could never despise me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's time to pack your bags.

My love, it's so expensive.

I'm special.

You never listen.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

This room is shrinking.

This is a fine mess

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Open the bottle.

I never gave up hope.

Get ready, or get out.

You lost it.

Can I make sushi?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to help me.

I'm going to need a taxi-driver.

We are effeminate.

I feel strong.

Let's play

You should quit.

Who left an ukulele in the attic?

I love winter in France.

We're ghosts.

We need to open it.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I knew you could survive.

I want you to be benevolent.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me dance.

Please, stop shouting.

You are an idiot.

I am going to the funeral.

This is the right time to be amused.

I'll get it.

You monster!

We're no good.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

You never do what I want.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Love is like a beautiful melody...

Show me the saw.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Reading is good for the soul.

I have the knife.

I have faith.

You will always despise me.

It's not ready.

I'm a ghost.

A boy needs his grandmother.

This looks interesting.

Can I make up?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

This room is bugged.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You're amazing!

I want you to kiss me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

How much influence do you have?

I can offer you a hot dog.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I've reported it to the press.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Plug it in here.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm the greatest actor who ever lived.

You should find your mother.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I never hurt anybody.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are my son.

Get ready to die.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Shrouds have no pockets.

Please, don't eat that.

My life matters.

Open your heart.

I love autumn in Brazil.

I volunteer to go!

Be careful!

I'm no good.

You never sing anymore.

I have powers.

Hey, watch me smile.

Take this with you.

This looks suspicious.

I want that chipmunk out of my house!

Your nose has turned green.

You can't have it.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I should ask for more money.

Who left a kite in the bedroom?

Can I make love?

Your dreams are like chocolate...

I want you to document my trip to India.

I despise you.

Take the drink and go.

I'll get ready.

When I was little, I wanted to be an archaeologist.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It's time to go.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

We've only got one hope.

I'm the only shaman who ever lived.

Don't get too close.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

Falling in love is like eating a salad...

Throw me the skateboard.

Success is like a piano...

Be yourself!

You are a hero.

We're going to need a swordsmith.

I love summer in Spain.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I am mechanical.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

I want you to stop looking at me.

We're going to need a spatula.

I heard a noise coming from the studio.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I know who you are.

This looks familiar.

I never listened.

I want you to inspire me.

Leave it outside.

Fears are like marshmallows...

Reading is all I can manage now.

Okay, who left an umbrella in the garage?

I should start a business.

Let's get it

Please, give me that.

I want you to be steadfast.

Can I make connections?

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I feel disappointed.

You want it.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Show me the teddy bear.

All's well that ends well

It was my fault that Grandma fell down the well.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Good grief!

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