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You should find your mother.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
He was unconscious when I found him.
This looks suspicious.
I'm a god.
How dare you look at me!
A girl needs her space.
Please, be careful.
Take this with water.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
Open the curtains.
I have to tell you about Easter.
We're alone in the universe.
I want that hamster out of my car!
Be safe!
Get ready for this.
I'll open it.
We're gods.
I can offer you a good price.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
You're going to need a spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Good morning!
You are an idiot.
I want you to love me.
Delivery!
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
We need to stay.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Someone's having a bad day.
This is a day to remember
Life is like a forest...
Don't get too close.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
I have to tell you about the bathroom.
I see you have done this before.
You angel!
Hey, watch me leave.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
My life is cursed.
I've reported it to the police.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Learning is like lighting a fire...
I'm trying to open it.
Your fears are like spaghetti...
I never could make up my mind.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You're coming with me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Drop it here.
I volunteer as tribute!
Can I make time?
You are not my mother.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You are so nice to me.
Please, don't move.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have to tell you about Saturday.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Let's play
You are effeminate.
Alright, who left a bagel in the cloakroom?
Okay. Just do what I do.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your eyes have turned orange.
I want you to stop following me.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Take the drink and die.
You're alone in the universe.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Sound the alarm!
This looks peculiar.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I want you to be caring.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
It's not safe.
Leave it until morning.
This room is unstable.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Hand me the hammer.
Don't fool around.
I can offer you a job.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
We're going to need an air traffic controller.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
A boy needs his mother.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
It's giving me an error message.
I'll get ready.
We're ghosts.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
You are a poet.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
Open your heart.
You broke it.
I feel guilty.
You're a god.
I want you to read to me.
No one will ever know
You are so kind to me.
Am I dead, or not?
I need you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I never killed anyone.
This is a stick up.
I love spring in India.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fortune-teller.
I want that lion out of my car!
I heard a voice coming from the chapel.
Take the drink and leave.
You monster!
I want you to be poor.
I know where you were.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
This looks familiar.
Be careful!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the right time to be afraid.
We are insincere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You're magnificent.
It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I have powers.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Please, don't drink that.
You are a handsome devil.
My love, it's dead.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
We've only got one option.
You should protect your father.
Put it here.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Someone's locked the door.
No one can ever know that I like you
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Eating is good for the soul.
A girl needs her own room.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I'm going to need a printer.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's not ready.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Who left a teddy bear in the wardrobe?
I love you.
I have the letter.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Good luck!
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
My life is over.
I love winter in Spain.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I see you for who you are.
You are so good to me.
I never hurt anybody.
I feel generous.
This room is shrinking.
I'm a ghost.
Leave it outside.
Can I make a mess?
I can't find my hamster anywhere.
I want you to be flexible.
It's giving me hope.
This looks bad.
I have to tell you about the the submarine.
You could never love me.
I have a secret.
I want you to kiss me.
Please, listen to me.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a croissant.
It's time to pack your bags.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
This is the worst time to be alone.
We're going to need a knife.
I know what happened.
I'm the only courier who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
You can't have it.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I've reported it to mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a programmer.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to eat.
It's not appropriate.
I volunteer myself!
You are jubilant.
I could never want you.
Your face has turned black.
Show me the bike.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Someone's coming this way.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You should disown your mother.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You crashed the car on purpose.
Time is a great healer.
Be yourself!
You are not my conscience.
We're going to need a linguist.
I have the will.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I can't find my banana anywhere.
We should think about this.
Let's get it
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to be delighted.
I want that bunny out of my life!
You're under arrest!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I am going to the funeral.
Strength is like a picnic in the park...
This room is haunted.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to stop blaming me.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take this with you.
I'm trying to care.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Get ready, or get out.
Take the piano and leave.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I've reported it to Interpol.
A boy needs his friends.
We're weird.
Open the window.
My love, it's so shiny.
Your face has turned stripey.
The customer is always right.
When I was little, I wanted to be a singer.
Okay, who left a porcupine in the walk-in freezer?
I need to tell you about the laundry.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I volunteer to go!
You're going to need a lot of help.
Your lips have turned spotted.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
We're going to need a hammer.
You are brave.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
This is a fine mess
We've only got one chance.
I never gave up hope.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You won't find it.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'll sit on it.
I see you are thinking.
My life is a mystery.
Don't just stand there.
All's well that ends well
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I can't find my goat anywhere.
Can I make a wish?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Gardening is good for the soul.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm special.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I want you to be considerate.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I feel dejected.
You never sing anymore.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's not for sale.
You're going to need a dentist.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
I could never love you.
You are agreeable.
Someone's listening.
I want that rabbit out of my car!
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You are my teacher.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You devil!
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want to tell you about the the windmill.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Can I make medicine?
Please, don't touch that.
We've only got one hope.
Leave it here.
This is a fine ship
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
You're going to pay!
I am going to the grand opening.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
Whoop-whoop.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I will always despise you.
Take this and pray.
Hand me the bike.
I have faith.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I feel envious.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to be open-minded.
Did you fart while I was away?
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You made me cry on purpose.
Reading is all I can manage now.
It's time to brush your teeth.
We're crazy.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
We're going to need an undertaker.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Happiness is like a beautiful melody...
I volunteer to eat it!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Getting married is like writing a to do list...
Your eyes have turned green.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
A boy needs discipline.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
You can have it.
I want you to stop believing in me.
It's almost over
I never listened.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
We're going to need a wrench.
When the lights go out, hide.
We need to break up.
I know who you are.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You are my love.
It's giving me a headache.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Can I make it worse?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I am going to the wedding.
I am shaky.
I'm the worst composer who ever lived.
You never take me seriously.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Give it here.
I have the knife.
Did you eat while I was away?
I want that chicken out of my room!
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You're never going to get away with this!
I can offer you an icecream.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I have time.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Hand me the sandwich.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You want it.
Your eyes have turned blue.
I knew you could open it.
Please, stop smoking.
I feel weak.
I want you to be vacuous.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
A boy needs money.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Can I make sandwiches?
I should hide.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Take the piano and go.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want you to stop loving me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a spelunker.
You fascinate me.
I see you came prepared.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
You are efficient.
I'm the worst beekeeper on this planet
We're the same person.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I despise you.
Having a child is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Luck is like a mountain...
I'm going to need a sniper.
You never say what you're thinking.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I want that monkey out of my house!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
We need to fight.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to stop me.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I have the poem.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I know what to do.
Take this for luck.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Please, stop laughing.
Ha-cha-cha.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
This looks wrong.
I can offer you a long white.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I never felt so alone.
I want you to be disconcerting.
You are a thief.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
You're a ghost.
I need to tell you about the butler.
It's time to make lunch.
You are the best person I have ever met.
How much courage do you have?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Let's watch TV!
I love spring in Antarctica.
A girl needs her father.
Take the drink and go.
You should make peace with your mother.
You're going to need a mobster.
Your face has turned purple.
We're lucky.
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
My love, it's delicious.
I'm going to need a knife.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Did you get lucky at work?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to kill me.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I never wanted this.
I want that panda out of my life!
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
All good things come to those that wait.
I am moody.
Can I make amends?
Are you nuts? We're not together!
This is the worst time to be amused.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
You love me.
Your ears have turned spotted.
It's not mine.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the pantry.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Leave it alone.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I'm the greatest butcher who ever lived.
You should vote.
Who left a candy-bar in the stable?
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Did you fart last night?
Open the bottle.
I want you to betray me.
Let's drink
No one can ever know that I like skipping
A boy needs boundaries.
Please, tell me.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm going to need a fork.
I love spring in America.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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