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Leave it here.
Throw me the slice of pizza.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This is the worst time to be amused.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
This is a fine mess
I'm going to need a fork.
Whoop-whoop.
My life means nothing.
Get ready to run.
Someone's coming this way.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Take this for luck.
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
You can have it.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
This room is bugged.
Be careful!
Who left a ball in the barn?
Let's get it
We've only got one of these.
You are so nice to me.
We're the same person.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I want you to stop looking at me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to be amazed.
How much time do you have?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm the only watchmaker on this planet
You never take me seriously.
I feel frightened.
You're crazy!
Whatever happens, don't panic
I never gave up hope.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Good night!
Don't get too close.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to help me.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I know what to do.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
A girl needs boundaries.
I see you for who you are.
This looks odd.
I want that sheep out of my house!
How dare you laugh at me!
Delivery!
I heard a howl coming from the office.
Put it here.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I'm a god.
I love winter in Australia.
I knew you could open it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I can offer you a long white.
I want to tell you about the Guinness.
Open the window.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
My life matters.
Please, come closer.
You are my love.
You angel!
No one can ever know that I can dance.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You are insensitive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
You are not my father.
Your eyes have turned blue.
Be yourself!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I'll keep guard.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I am going to the wedding.
I'm trying to believe you.
I volunteer to eat it!
Your nose has turned red.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Someone's in here.
I'm the greatest gate-keeper who ever lived.
You dropped it.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Who left a skateboard in the studio?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I've reported it to the President.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I heard a sound coming from the chapel.
I want you to be sweaty.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I want you to stop loving me.
Dying is like making spaghetti...
Don't ask any questions.
This looks peculiar.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Am I under arrest, or not?
I'm a ghost.
Give me the guitar.
We're ghosts.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I see you have done this before.
We need to go.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
We are engrossed.
I'm cursed.
You are a genius.
Please, don't drink that.
Leave it alone.
It's not in.
Open it here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Get ready, or get out.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I hate you.
A girl needs confidence.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You're really something!
I never felt so alone.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
You are not my type.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Take this and pray.
When I was little, I wanted to be a coroner.
I volunteer to go!
Wealth is like an ocean...
I want that kitten out of my house!
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
Take the piano and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I can offer you a job.
Open the bottle.
I'm the only cameraman on this planet
You are so mean to me.
I want you to kill me.
I am going to Easter.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are my favourite.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This looks nice.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are a hero.
Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...
Can I make better choices?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can offer you a pickle.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
My life is cursed.
You're going to need a pilot.
Let's drink
I have 20-20 vision.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
We're gods.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I could never love you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Find some proof that he fooled you.
We're going to need a wrench.
You should find your mother.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to be strong.
Why do you love me, so much?
A girl needs her space.
You will always want me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You want it.
Winners don't quit
It's giving me an error message.
It's time to go.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I have to tell you about the soda.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I'll get it.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
This looks wrong.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
We should ask for more money.
Sound the alarm!
This room is unstable.
This is a fine ship
I love spring in Japan.
Stop, in the name of love.
You're going to need a beautician.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I see you every day.
I have the poem.
You are so kind to me.
I know who you are.
You devil!
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You are a godsend.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Dammit, who left a fork in the outhouse?
Give me the bagel.
You're crazy.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
My life is a mystery.
Get ready to dance.
I've reported it to the press.
Let's go
Someone's having a bad day.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You won't find it.
Just be yourself
I am hard working.
You never do what I want.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You should disown your mother.
I want you to inspire me.
I want you to be disconcerting.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
How dare you look at me!
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You burned it on purpose.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I feel stupid.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I'll sit on it.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
You're a god.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I love fall in Canada.
Hate is like a canvas...
I want you to stop tricking me.
It's your fault that the dog died.
You are not my conscience.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Good morning!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
You're under arrest!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's time to make lunch.
Who left a carrot in the dungeon?
You need me.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Your eyes have turned pink.
You should vote.
You're going to need a juggler.
I'm the greatest torturer who ever lived.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Be better!
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
You're weird.
You should make peace with your father.
I want you to be fearful.
I will always need you.
I see you know what to do.
You know it.
Someone's watching us.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Can I make progress?
I want you to document my trip to America.
We've only got one life.
This looks suspicious.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I know more than you realise.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
No one will ever know
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to read to me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fraudster.
You are a twit.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
You're amazing!
I have the card.
Your nose has turned green.
You never have time for me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Take the drink and die.
Darling, it's so expensive.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You're going to need a cosmonaut.
I'll get ready.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I'm trying to save you.
It's not ready.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm insignificant.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I have money.
I feel odd.
I want that pig out of my car!
Show me the bike.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Who left an egg nog in the bedroom?
I am scared.
I love summer in Spain.
I'm the best fortune-teller who ever lived.
You will always need me.
Can I make a difference?
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Take the drink and leave.
I want you to stop believing in me.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Your tongue has turned black.
Fears are like marshmallows...
You're going to need a saw.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
This looks interesting.
I could never hate you.
We're going to need a chef.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
I want that goldfish out of my car!
You're insignificant.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Hey, watch me leave.
I feel rejected.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You should go to the police.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Did you eat just now?
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.
It's not alive.
Throw me the skateboard.
I see you are thinking.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can offer you a burger.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
You're going down!
I want you to be trustworthy.
I want you to betray me.
I have to tell you about the cloakroom.
You are a liar.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I have the letter.
Ha-cha-cha.
Who left a sandwich in the laundry?
I'm the worst beekeeper who ever lived.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You can do this
When the bell rings, start crying.
You're going to need a student.
I am amused.
I'm magnificent.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about the party.
I will always despise you.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
Throw it here.
You never listen.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the classroom.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Good grief!
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Give me the fork.
A boy needs a job.
Can I make the world better?
I never really lived.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Darling, it's alive.
This room is haunted.
I knew you could live like this.
I have a secret.
I just want a beer. What's wrong with that?
You fascinate me.
How dare you smile at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Hey, watch me move.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I have the knife.
I feel suspicious.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Please, stay where you are.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Fears are like chocolate...
Get ready for this.
I want that dog out of my car!
It's giving me hope.
I am compulsive.
I'm going to need a chauffeur.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
You should ask your father.
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
You are so good to me.
You're lucky.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Your face has turned orange.
We need to make a plan.
I want you to love me.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you.
Sadness is like an ocean...
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Take this with you.
It's not mine.
I want you to stop following me.
Leave it outside.
You're a ghost.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Someone's locked the door.
Can I make it worse?
I love winter in America.
I have lost the will to live.
Throw me the hot dog.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I have to tell you about the apple.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Darling, it's delicious.
You never say what you're thinking.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I want you to be dreamy.
Take the money and leave.
Who left a bagel in the cell?
Laughing is good for the soul.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
We are irrational.
I'm the worst saxophonist who ever lived.
I'll listen.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
You are an inspiration.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
It's time to pack your bags.
I can't find my eagle anywhere.
You're coming with me!
I bet you know why I'm alone.
This looks great.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Fears are like spaghetti...
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
We need to stay.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Wealth is like a mountain...
I am going to the party.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I want that dolphin out of my house!
Hand me the icecream.
Please, lie down.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Getting married is like doing chores...
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I want to tell you about the kebab.
Take the money and die.
It's not right.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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