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I can offer you a job.
Hey, watch me smile.
I want you to be conformist.
Your ears have turned black.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
We're lucky.
You are not my father.
I love spring in India.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Your tongue has turned purple.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You are a thief.
Success is like a violin...
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Open your heart.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I am insecure.
I should go to the police.
Open it here.
You angel!
A girl needs her grandmother.
I've reported it to the police.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're gods.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You want it.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
Someone's listening.
Throw me the fork.
You never take me seriously.
This room is unstable.
My life is cursed.
I want you to stop questioning me.
We've only got one hope.
Let's watch the game
I'm going to need a butler.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Did you fart yesterday?
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
You are so good to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You will always despise me.
Leave it here.
I feel clumsy.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I want that pig out of my car!
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Please, come closer.
I will always need you.
I can offer you a croissant.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Get ready to die.
I'm a god.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Dammit, who left a saw in the bedroom?
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Take this with you.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
We're alone in the universe.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You burned it on purpose.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
You should go to the police.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
Gardening is good for the soul.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
We need to go.
I love winter in Ireland.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can offer you a good price.
We're the same person.
Fears are like spaghetti...
My love, it's so juicy.
You never sing anymore.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want you to be dull.
I volunteer to eat it!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have the gun.
I want you to listen to me.
You need it.
I never listened.
You should ask your mother.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Let's get it
You're going to need a ventriloquist.
Be yourself!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to stop lying to me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I see you for who you are.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Someone's locked the door.
When the door opens, hide.
I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
You will always hate me.
I'm trying to win.
Good luck!
Sound the alarm!
This is a day to remember
I am going to Easter.
I am inoffensive.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Who left a muffin in the sauna?
You are so nice to me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
You made me cry on purpose.
Patience is a virtue
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You're a ghost.
I feel strong.
I can't find my moose anywhere.
I know what happened.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Take the money and go.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm lucky.
Throw me the kite.
Please, give me that.
I need to tell you about the bagel.
Can I make it easier?
I want you to kill me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Be careful!
Look before you leap.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Fear is like a piano...
I bet you know why I'm happy.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Your face has turned orange.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I have time.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want that bird out of my life!
I volunteer to go!
You're going to need a knife.
You're really something!
You are my father.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It's not the right size.
This is a fine mess
A girl needs her own room.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Don't wait to be asked.
You are so kind to me.
I've reported it to mother.
It's giving me a headache.
I have the poem.
This looks wrong.
I feel jolly.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I see you let yourself in.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You can't have it.
I want you to be inhibited.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I can offer you a candy-bar.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
You're a god.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Can I make babies?
Hey, watch me dance.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Show me the skateboard.
I want you.
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I am going to the wedding.
Good night!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Take the drink and go.
We are lustful.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Plug it in here.
I want that duck out of my car!
Get ready to run.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
You are not my daughter.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I volunteer myself!
Your dreams are like chocolate...
You never listen.
I can't find my juice anywhere.
I need to tell you about the the palace.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
Let's drink
I'm going to need a spoon.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Be safe!
I want you to marry me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
There's safety in numbers.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I want you to stop tricking me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one suspects a thing
You could never want me.
This room is bugged.
You're special.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It's giving me an error message.
We need to break up.
You broke it.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I have needs.
Who left a shovel in the cell?
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You are a hero.
It's not easy.
I will always hate you.
I want you to be sordid.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I feel envious.
I love summer in Canada.
You never say what you're thinking.
We are hidebound.
I know who you are.
Darling, it's delicious.
Don't just stand there.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I'll watch.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I have the will.
Hand me the ukulele.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm alone in the universe.
A girl needs her grandfather.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I've reported it to the President.
I never wanted to die.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
This looks suspicious.
This is a fine ship
I can offer you a short black.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
All's well that ends well
Victory is like a bar of soap...
When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.
Did you get lucky last night?
You never do what I want.
How dare you smile at me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You are not my son.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I have to take this.
Delivery!
I want you to kiss me.
I am going to the grand opening.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Can I make jelly?
I want that lizard out of my house!
Who left a chair in the office?
You are an artist.
I am distressed.
My love, it's so shiny.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
I love you.
You are my daughter.
You will always want me.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
You're insignificant.
A girl needs boundaries.
We need to unite.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Take this for luck.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I'm the greatest oracle on this planet
It's not for sale.
I want you to be lifeless.
You should think about this.
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I have powers.
I've reported it to the press.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I see you are thinking.
I'm going to need a conductor.
I'm trying to believe you.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Let's eat
Open the door.
You can have it.
I want you to read to me.
You should disown your mother.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Throw it here.
I want that wolf out of my life!
We're ghosts.
Today is the day
I feel bewildered.
It's giving me grief.
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a latte.
When the party starts, start singing.
Don't get too close.
Did you eat today?
You are funky.
I volunteer as tribute!
You will always need me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Someone's coming this way.
I will always love you.
This looks nice.
We need to make a plan.
I love autumn in Germany.
Take the money and die.
This room is shrinking.
Please, be careful.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
This is a stick up.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Stop, in the name of love.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
A girl needs discipline.
We're going to need a chef.
You should write to your mother.
It's not going to fit.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You're going to pay!
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
I want you to be expedient.
Who left a lion in the bedroom?
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
It's almost over
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I have money.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Open the curtains.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
It was your fault that the wig came off.
We need to make better decisions.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I have to tell you about the tailor.
I should quit.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
You're cursed.
You are not my mother.
Whoop-whoop.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Let's go
Your ears have turned orange.
Don't fool around.
Take this and pray.
You could never need me.
No one can ever know what we did.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I hate you.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Be better!
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Take the piano and leave.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
It's time to go.
I'll wait here.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You should write to your father.
Did you eat last night?
I want you to look at me.
Please, stop smoking.
You can do this
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
I want you to be phlegmatic.
I feel concerned.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Dammit, who left a hammer in the living room?
My love, it's dead.
I'm a ghost.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I am wary.
My life matters.
A boy needs his mother.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You know it.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I never loved you.
I'm the greatest game show host on this planet
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'll get ready.
I know the future.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I want that dingo out of my room!
I see you every day.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Can I make a robot?
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
It was your fault that the crops died.
I need you.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to be treacherous.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This looks great.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Please, tell me.
An army marches on its stomach.
Take the piano and die.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want you to help me.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
Did you fart today?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You are so mean to me.
I want to tell you about the mojito.
Hand me the doll.
You are a godsend.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are resourceful.
I'm going to need a beggar.
I should vote.
I have to tell you about the party.
I'm weird.
You should listen to your father.
I can offer you a mochaccino.
I'll sit on it.
When the lights go out, hide.
Your eyes have turned pink.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
This room is haunted.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Take this with water.
Drop it here.
It has to work
Who left a croissant in the laundry?
I feel rebellious.
You are not my favourite.
Open the bottle.
You fascinate me.
Can I make a plan?
I'm the greatest beautician on this planet
A girl needs her friends.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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