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It's giving me hope.

Take the drink and leave.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Can I make sandwiches?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

We need to unite.

Take this with water.

You found it.

Leave it outside.

I want you to stop smelling me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You despise me.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You should call your father.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'm a god.

I'm the worst executioner who ever lived.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Are you nuts? We're not together!

This is a fine ship

You are so good to me.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I am disorderly.

I have the letter.

Good night!

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I want you to marry me.

We're gods.

I volunteer myself!

Let's play

I have money.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Throw me the apple.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the closet.

We should hide.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You're cursed.

You never take me seriously.

Drop it here.

I'll sit on it.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I've reported it to mother.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want that snail out of my life!

You're coming with me!

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Open the window.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

You're going to need a police officer.

I feel comfortable.

Someone's coming this way.

Can I make a difference?

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I have to tell you about the dungeon.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Get ready for this.

This room is shrinking.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I can offer you a Coke.

He was unconscious when I found him.

My life means nothing.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I love fall in France.

I see you smiling.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I could never need you.

I want you to betray me.

I want you to be destructive.

We're ghosts.

Getting married is like drinking a bottle of beer...

I have the time.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You can't have it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I never wanted to die.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Give me the slice of pizza.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I bet you know why I'm going.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I am going to the funeral.

You burned it on purpose.

Take this for luck.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I know where you were.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You're going to need a coroner.

You could never despise me.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

Your nose has turned yellow.

When I was little, I wanted to be an optometrist.

Leave it to the professionals.

We're cursed.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Take the piano and die.

I want that hamster out of my room!

Delivery!

We need to stop.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

You are my inspiration.

Let's dance

Leave it here.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I see you know what to do.

Someone's locked the door.

A girl needs her own room.

You never listen.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Okay, who left an icecream in the wine cellar?

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to listen to me.

I'm trying to win.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

Your lips have turned grey.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Did you fart just now?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I volunteer to eat it!

I can offer you a Guinness.

I want you to be fashionable.

You should disown your mother.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This room is bugged.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

No one suspects a thing

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Luck is like a camera...

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I never could make up my mind.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want to tell you about the banana.

I have a secret.

Take the drink and die.

I should quit.

You are my mother.

It goes without saying.

I will always hate you.

I want that pig out of my house!

We need to play.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

How dare you look at me!

We're no good.

Can I make finger puppets?

It's giving me a headache.

Get ready to dance.

Dating is like turning on a faucet...

Good morning!

I'm a ghost.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

I'm trying to forgive you.

You never stop to think.

Let's watch the game

I have the scroll.

My love, it's so expensive.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I knew you could open it.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'll get ready.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Take this with you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Your tongue has turned blue.

Who left a dolphin in the living room?

You should make peace with your father.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I know math.

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I am going to the party.

Hey, watch me dance.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Stop, in the name of love.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minister.

You're never going to get away with this!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are an idiot.

I am fun-loving.

I have needs.

Courage is like a picnic in the park...

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

Good luck!

I want you to look at me.

Leave it alone.

We're the same person.

You are not my favourite.

We need to eat.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Why do you love me, so much?

You're a ghost.

How much influence do you have?

We're going to need a chemist.

I feel suspicious.

You deserve this

You will always despise me.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I need to tell you about the sandwich.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want that bird out of my room!

Please, stop crying.

You angel!

Who left a kite in the pantry?

I see you are thinking.

We're going to need a shovel.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I've reported it to the President.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I love spring in Switzerland.

You never say what you're thinking.

My life is a mystery.

Don't just stand there.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I can offer you a croissant.

Sound the alarm!

Show me the wrench.

Let's drink

I'll open it.

A girl needs her father.

Take the drink and go.

No one can ever know the truth.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You broke it.

Am I under arrest, or not?

No one can ever know that you survived.

You are a liar.

You broke the vase on purpose.

We've only got one of these.

It's time to go to bed.

This looks great.

Getting married is like opening a gate...

We are clean.

I know the future.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

This is the right time to be here.

Darling, it's dead.

Open your heart.

Dare to dream

I have lost the will to live.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I want you to inspire me.

We need to open it.

We're going to need a lot of money.

You're crazy!

You will always need me.

I heard a howl coming from the chapel.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I volunteer as tribute!

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I feel odd.

You are so nice to me.

It's not appropriate.

Don't ask any questions.

I'm lucky.

I have the will.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

You're a god.

When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.

This is a day to remember

I want you to be neurotic.

Please, tell me.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You are not my conscience.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I am arbitrary.

I never gave up hope.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

This looks bad.

Can I make a pie?

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We're going to need a construction worker.

I'm the best drug dealer who ever lived.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I'm trying to open it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

We need to make a plan.

I heard weeping coming from the library.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

You should protect your father.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Get ready to run.

Who left a wine in the bathroom?

I'll watch.

I need to tell you about the martini.

Leave it until morning.

You are my son.

It's not in.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Take the piano and go.

You're under arrest!

Maybe no one will notice

You never smile.

I am going to Easter.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

You're magnificent.

I love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I want that giraffe out of my life!

Don't fool around.

I can offer you a bagel.

Darling, it's so shiny.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.

I love summer in Antarctica.

We've only got one chance.

I should think about this.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I want you to be discouraging.

I know what to do.

Be yourself!

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I feel impulsive.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I am secure.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Please, don't drink that.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

You won't find it.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

You will always fascinate me.

You are so mean to me.

A girl needs discipline.

I can't find my water anywhere.

Dreams are like chocolate...

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I have powers.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

We need to make out.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

We're going to need a spatula.

How dare you smile at me!

I want that fish out of my car!

Take this and pray.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We're alone in the universe.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

Just try not to cry

I never listened.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I despise you.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I am unpleasant.

Dancing is good for the soul.

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

I want you to stop questioning me.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

You're going to need a bank robber.

I feel fortunate.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Hand me the sandwich.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't get too close.

Please, come in.

I'm the best philanthropist on this planet

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

We need to stay.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

It's time to make lunch.

Someone's in here.

My life matters.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Open sesame.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Success is like a picnic in the park...

We're lucky.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're going to pay!

Dying is like fixing a broken vase...

How much time do you have?

You are a twit.

I will always despise you.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want that porcupine out of my house!

A girl needs her friends.

Hide in plain sight.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I am insightful.

I want you to read to me.

Be safe!

I am going to the wedding.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I want you to be moralistic.

Your face has turned purple.

I want to tell you about the juice.

This room is unstable.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

We need to close it.

Did you eat while I was away?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Show me the saw.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I have the poem.

You devil!

It's time to go.

How dare you laugh at me!

This looks nice.

Who left a whiskey in the wardrobe?

Someone's watching us.

You're going to need a sheepshearer.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You are my father.

I can offer you a sandwich.

Open it here.

Winners don't quit

You're no good.

I have faith.

I want you to stop following me.

I want that cheetah out of my house!

This room is haunted.

Be careful!

You need it.

Open the curtains.

I'll keep guard.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I see you came prepared.

Anxiety is like a mountain...

Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...

You're going to need a fork.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Many hands make light work.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This looks odd.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Your nose has turned grey.

Your ears have turned white.

I heard a noise coming from the guest room.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

We've only got one option.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I want you to clean up after me.

My life is over.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Please, remain silent.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

We are self-critical.

Get ready, or get out.

I hate you.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I want you to be gleeful.

I want that dingo out of my car!

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