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How dare you look down your nose at me!

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I'll listen.

Get ready, or get out.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I could never need you.

I should pay the bill.

You should write to your mother.

We're gods.

Dammit, who left a goose in the conservatory?

We're going to need a hairdresser.

Take this with you.

I'm the worst architect who ever lived.

A stitch in time saves nine.

The first thing to consider is safety.

No one can ever know the truth.

I have the gun.

Leave it until morning.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Did you get lucky just now?

You're lucky.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want to tell you about the martini.

Show me the spoon.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Sound the alarm!

I want you to love me.

Open the door.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

This is a fine ship

I have faith.

Please, don't touch that.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's not appropriate.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Your face has turned green.

I feel miserable.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Crime is like a party...

We need to eat.

This is the right time to be angry.

A girl needs her space.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I've reported it to the press.

Why do you love me, so much?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Leave it here.

This looks great.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

My life is cursed.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I want you to be opinionated.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Be yourself!

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You want me.

I volunteer to eat it!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Can I make an effort?

I'm trying to help.

Take the drink and die.

I'm going to need a jockey.

Who left a skateboard in the lobby?

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are my only hope.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

This room is unstable.

You're coming with me!

You never have time for me.

You are so good to me.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I heard a sound coming from the chapel.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I have the letter.

Leave it outside.

Don't just stand there.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to betray me.

You want it.

You are not my father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Your tongue has turned orange.

History repeats itself.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

It's time to make lunch.

I will always despise you.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

Let's dance

We've only got one option.

I volunteer myself!

We're lucky.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You could never love me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I see you every day.

My life is over.

Take this for luck.

I'm a ghost.

It's not tight enough.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I'm going to need a shovel.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

We're the same person.

I never listened.

You are an idiot.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Someone's coming this way.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

They know it was me

Alright, who left a hammer in the barn?

Hand me the muffin.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I have to tell you about the garage.

This is a fine mess

I want that beaver out of my car!

My love, it's so expensive.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We need to close it.

How much influence do you have?

I love winter in America.

You're under arrest!

Be safe!

Drop it here.

Get ready to dance.

This looks peculiar.

You never take me seriously.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I am quaking.

It was my fault that the label came off.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Death is like a violin...

You should write to your father.

I heard a howl coming from the office.

I feel assertive.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I am going to Easter.

I've reported it to the police.

There are two sides to every question.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I want you to be stiff.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Stop, in the name of love.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Take this and pray.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Why do you hate me, so much?

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Can I make certain?

You are an artist.

We're weird.

I need to tell you about Monday.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I hate you.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I have lost the will to live.

This room is haunted.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I never wanted to die.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You're going to need a pirate.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I have the will.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I see you smiling.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Leave it alone.

I want you to kill me.

Let's eat

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I can't find my diet Coke anywhere.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Hey, watch me smile.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Show me the knife.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Good night!

Time to shine

I'll open it.

I should vote.

I'm the only dictator who ever lived.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

Please, don't drink that.

Alright, who left a hamster in the dining room?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Can I make a difference?

I'm magnificent.

Bad money drives out good.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

We need to make out.

It's time to go.

I heard a sound coming from the guest room.

You will always hate me.

I am amoral.

I have money.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.

We've only got one chance.

I want that snake out of my house!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

How dare you smile at me!

It's not yours.

I'm trying to leave.

Your tongue has turned green.

Darling, it's so shiny.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You're going to need a spoon.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a job.

I never really lived.

I need you.

Let's watch TV!

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I see you for who you are.

You monster!

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Someone's watching us.

I'm a god.

I want you to be forceful.

You broke it.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Please, stop smoking.

You are so kind to me.

You're going to need a lot of water.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You are my love.

Delivery!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

We're going to need a jeweler.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Good grief!

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You never sing anymore.

Open the bottle.

Your nose has turned white.

You are a poet.

Show me the saw.

It's not going to fit.

You burned it on purpose.

You should protect your mother.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I have time.

No one can ever know that I like you

We've only got one hope.

A girl needs boundaries.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

You are not my mother.

You will always need me.

My love, it's so juicy.

Okay, who left a ball in the lounge room?

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I'm the worst referee who ever lived.

Life is like a movie...

I know who you are.

I'm trying to care.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

This is the right time to be amused.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I feel clumsy.

You're insignificant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

It's giving me an error message.

Can I make art?

This room is bugged.

I bet you know why I'm going.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I am going to the funeral.

All that glitters is not gold.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I heard a noise coming from the stable.

Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Don't get too close.

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

Someone's in here.

Take the drink and go.

How dare you look at me!

I am tough.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

My love, it's beautiful.

Who left an umbrella in the studio?

I knew you could live like this.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This looks bad.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You're going to need a chef.

It's your fault that the crops died.

How much luck do you have?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I never wanted this.

Let's watch the game

I have to tell you about the walk-in freezer.

I want you to be sporting.

I could never hate you.

My life is a mystery.

You're no good.

You despise me.

We need to stay.

I can offer you a Budweiser.

I'm the worst archaeologist who ever lived.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I am going to the grand opening.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Laughing is good for the soul.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

Hey, watch me leave.

It's time to pack your bags.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Be careful!

You never do what I want.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

We've only got one bullet.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is crazy

You should ask your father.

Take the money and leave.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Plug it in here.

Death is like a river...

I love summer in Ireland.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You are so mean to me.

I volunteer to go!

I want that moose out of my car!

You're going to need a knife.

We're ghosts.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

You are not my favourite.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.

It's giving me grief.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

You're cursed.

I can offer you a burger.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

We're going to need a lot of money.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Can I make progress?

I want you to be big-thinking.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

We should ask for more money.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

I have a secret.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm the only graphic artist on this planet

I want you to marry me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I see you let yourself in.

This looks suspicious.

You devil!

I know more than you realise.

I am intrigued.

You found it.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Am I dead, or not?

You never smile.

A boy needs his grandfather.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I feel afraid.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I'm going to need a wrench.

You're a god.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

It's not for sale.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I knew you could open it.

You're going to need a judge.

Take this with water.

I have the poem.

Did you get lucky today?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I want you to be lifeless.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I am going to the party.

Your nose has turned pink.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

You're never going to get away with this!

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I can offer you a smoothie.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I've reported it to the President.

There's no place like home.

I know math.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I want you to stop following me.

Take the piano and leave.

You angel!

I'm the only beggar who ever lived.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

No one will ever know

You could never fascinate me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Life is like a beautiful melody...

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Someone's having a bad day.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Who left a burger in the basement?

You won't find it.

I feel rejected.

Good luck!

I will always hate you.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Be better!

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Show me the can opener.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to look at me.

I have the scroll.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

It's not alive.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

You are a thief.

I want that otter out of my car!

We need to fight.

Your nose has turned grey.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We are threatened.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to be pathetic.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

A girl needs her own room.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Someone's listening.

We've only got one of these.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

This is the perfect time to be here.

You never say what you're thinking.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I can offer you a strawberry milkshake.

Who left a croissant in the living room?

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

I'm the only herbalist who ever lived.

You're really something!

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

You're going to need a matador.

You could never hate me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I am going to the wedding.

I'll help.

Take the piano and go.

I see you came prepared.

I have to tell you about the party.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You dropped it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I've reported it to mother.

I could never despise you.

You're going to need a wrench.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Don't fool around.

I feel important.

Dancing is good for the soul.

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