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You're going to need a lot of leaves.

You're a god.

Good morning!

Power is like a canvas...

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Open the door.

Alright, who left a Guinness in the basement?

I am going to the party.

You need it.

It's giving me hope.

I will always despise you.

Don't wait to be asked.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Be safe!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I volunteer as tribute!

This is a fine mess

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want that puppy out of my car!

You burned it on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

He was unconscious when I found him.

This room is bugged.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I can offer you a beer.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Hey, watch me move.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are an artist.

We need to open it.

You should write to your mother.

We're no good.

We've only got one hope.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You could never hate me.

I love spring in America.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Open it here.

Can I make an igloo?

Whoop-whoop.

No one can ever know what we did.

I have faith.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You never have time for me.

I want you to be false.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want you to clean up after me.

You devil!

Take this for luck.

Your lips have turned white.

I heard a voice coming from the walk-in freezer.

I want to tell you about the whiskey.

Leave it alone.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Don't ask any questions.

When I was little, I wanted to be a manager.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

It's giving me a headache.

You're going to pay!

I've reported it to Interpol.

Who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

It's not for sale.

Please, come closer.

You are not my favourite.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I am going to the grand opening.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Take the piano and go.

I see you are thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I am worked up.

We need to help each other.

A girl needs discipline.

I never wanted this.

You're going to need a webmaster.

You are so nice to me.

We're alone in the universe.

I feel insecure.

You should call your father.

Hey, watch me smile.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm the only hairdresser on this planet

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm trying to help.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Throw me the kebab.

I knew you could live like this.

Good grief!

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are my everything.

No one can ever know that I like you

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want that pony out of my car!

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Take this and pray.

I want you to cook for me.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

This looks familiar.

I love summer in Ireland.

I have time.

Just try not to cry

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Don't just stand there.

You angel!

I should think about this.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Please, wait here.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Darling, it's delicious.

You love me.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Can I make a home?

You never call me.

Leave it until morning.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Patriotism is like a picnic at the beach...

I'll wait here.

I'm a ghost.

You are an inspiration.

This room is shrinking.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

My life is a mystery.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

You made me cry on purpose.

Put it here.

Who left a smoothie in the basement?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Open sesame.

I'm going to need a wrench.

We're gods.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Just breathe

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to be cultured.

It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

I want you.

I want you to marry me.

This is a day to remember

I am going to the wedding.

I have the knife.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I volunteer to eat it!

Please, give up while you can.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

You are authoritarian.

I'm the only game show host who ever lived.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Someone's in here.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want that yak out of my car!

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You are an idiot.

Plug it in here.

I have 20-20 vision.

Sound the alarm!

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

You will always despise me.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I feel resentful.

We're ghosts.

Your tongue has turned grey.

I should vote.

I'll watch.

I never could make up my mind.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Can I make music?

Delivery!

How dare you look at me!

I love autumn in America.

I will always want you.

Good luck!

I want you to stop smelling me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I've reported it to the police.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This looks bad.

This is a fine ship

I can offer you a bagel.

I want you to be tormented.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

No one can ever know how we did it.

Take the drink and leave.

You're coming with me!

I see you came prepared.

It's time to go.

It's not the right size.

Failure is like a winter's day...

You are so good to me.

I'm going to need a swimmer.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a fork.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

My life means nothing.

I knew you could turn things around.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You never take me seriously.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

How dare you laugh at me!

We're insignificant.

I'm the worst sleuth who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

Leave it to the professionals.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I never hurt anybody.

I love summer in Australia.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I want you to stop me.

You're going down!

I volunteer to go!

You should ask your mother.

You are perplexed.

I see you let yourself in.

You are a hero.

You won't find it.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Can I make pizza?

Who left an ukulele in the basement?

No one can ever know the truth.

Take the money and go.

Your nose has turned purple.

Throw me the hot dog.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Am I dead, or not?

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Someone's locked the door.

I have needs.

My love, it's so juicy.

Get ready to dance.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I'm trying to win.

My life matters.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

We need to make better decisions.

No one can ever know that I was here.

No one will ever know

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

You never smile.

I want you to be weary.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I knew you could see it through.

I'm the only wedding planner who ever lived.

Good night!

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I love spring in France.

You're really something!

I can't find my pony anywhere.

I am going to Christmas.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You're going to need a lot of water.

A girl needs her father.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

You should make peace with your mother.

Show me the slice of pizza.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want you to love me.

I see you have done this before.

You are my only hope.

I could never hate you.

Take the drink and go.

Your tongue has turned orange.

It's not in.

It's time to make lunch.

I can offer you a good price.

You monster!

Did you eat this morning?

We're the same person.

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want to tell you about Easter.

I have the need, the need for speed.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

You are not my father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

Someone's coming this way.

You are apathetic.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Be careful!

I've reported it to mother.

This looks interesting.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a Mountain Dew.

I'm a god.

I need to tell you about the candlemaker.

It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.

Can I make history?

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Please, don't drink that.

Leave it here.

Let's watch TV!

I feel crazy.

You're crazy!

I want that crocodile out of my house!

I love winter in Antarctica.

I'm the greatest dancer who ever lived.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to look at me.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I will always love you.

We need to fight.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

We've only got one option.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

This room is unstable.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You are a handsome devil.

It's not open.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You're crazy.

You never do what I want.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

This looks nice.

Winners don't quit

I'll help.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Someone's having a bad day.

I know who you are.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are my father.

Who left a hedgehog in the barn?

Did you eat while I was away?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Take this with water.

Can I make it count?

It was your fault that the dog died.

I want you to be circumspect.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I need to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

You hate me.

I feel ecstatic.

I want you to kill me.

I'm going to need a shovel.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Learning is like applying for a job...

I never gave up hope.

A girl needs her mother.

You are my sunshine.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I have a secret.

We are unpleasant.

I'm no good.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Throw me the ball.

I love spring in China.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Fears are like chocolate...

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I have the time.

I heard a sound coming from the wardrobe.

We need to break up.

Please, stop crying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Can I make kimchi?

Darling, it's so expensive.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

I want you to stop tickling me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

Who left a chocolate milk in the dungeon?

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

Take the money and die.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You are so kind to me.

Let's play

I'm the only guard who ever lived.

Knitting is good for the soul.

Patience is a virtue

I can offer you a job.

You should listen to your father.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want that beaver out of my life!

We're going to need a spatula.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Falling in love is like cooking...

I can offer you a diet Coke.

This looks great.

I want to tell you about the control room.

I have powers.

You are my son.

Please, remain silent.

I'm insignificant.

It's not working.

I never loved you.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I volunteer myself!

It takes two to make a quarrel.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

A boy needs his friends.

Hand me the bratwurst.

My life is cursed.

Can I make laughter?

Who left a bagel in the bathroom?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I can't find my puppy anywhere.

Someone's listening.

We are reverential.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are not my type.

Learning is like doing housework...

Take this with you.

You are a thief.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I could never want you.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I feel comfortable.

You should ask your father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I see you for who you are.

Get ready to die.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Be yourself!

You dropped it.

I want you to stop looking at me.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I love autumn in Canada.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I never really lived.

Your ears have turned grey.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Eating is all I can manage now.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.

I have the poem.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Falling in love is like painting...

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