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I bet you know why I'm going.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We are opinionated.
We're going to need a ninja.
I knew you could survive.
We're going to need a spoon.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You love me.
I could never despise you.
We're the same person.
No one suspects a thing
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take the drink and leave.
You're a god.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm the worst executioner on this planet
I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I feel calm.
Okay, who left a merlot in the kitchen?
This is a day to remember
You are my inspiration.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Leave it alone.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Don't fool around.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm trying to save you.
Sound the alarm!
Ha-cha-cha.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Good morning!
I volunteer as tribute!
It's giving me an error message.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Be better!
It's your fault that the dog died.
I want you to be free and easy.
I have the time.
Someone's locked the door.
I can offer you a punch.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You never stop to think.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Get ready to die.
My life is over.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Your face has turned stripey.
You should make peace with your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
We're special.
I never gave up hope.
A boy needs his father.
You dropped it.
Did you get lucky this morning?
This room is haunted.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that crow out of my life!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You made me cry on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
You monster!
I've reported it to the police.
You are so mean to me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
I am going to the party.
I knew you could turn things around.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I want you to love me.
I know what happened.
It's not the right size.
Let's eat
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Patience is a virtue
You should quit.
You are a genius.
I will always need you.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Who left a water in the conservatory?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You're going to pay!
Leave it here.
I'll open it.
I want to tell you about Easter.
We've only got one life.
Why do you love me, so much?
Please, listen to me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're gods.
Don't get too close.
I want you to stop tricking me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
I have the need, the need for speed.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
This looks suspicious.
Stop, in the name of love.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Hey, watch me move.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
When I was little, I wanted to be an evangelist.
Throw it here.
I want you to be blunt.
I feel creative.
I have a secret.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
This room is unstable.
Be safe!
You're going to need a shovel.
You lost it.
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is the worst time to be alone.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Open the bottle.
A boy needs a job.
I'm a ghost.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You hate me.
Take the money and go.
I can offer you a pickle.
Get ready to run.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I want you to marry me.
We're going to need a composer.
I love winter in Germany.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I'm trying to understand.
Dying is like taking a bath...
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is a fine ship
I never loved you.
Don't just stand there.
I want that puppy out of my house!
Time is like a picnic at the beach...
Am I under arrest, or not?
I am going to the funeral.
Show me the chair.
We're ghosts.
Someone's having a bad day.
I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.
Can I make up?
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I've reported it to the President.
You should find your mother.
We're going to need a fork.
It's not in.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
This looks wrong.
It's time to go to bed.
You are a hero.
I volunteer myself!
This room is shrinking.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Who left a teddy bear in the bathroom?
I heard a noise coming from the office.
I have money.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're magnificent.
Good night!
This is a stick up.
Take this with you.
You are so kind to me.
I want you to be contemptible.
I should go to the police.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
You devil!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to kill me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I want you to stop following me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me leave.
Give it here.
We're going to need a painter.
Your lips have turned purple.
You should ask your mother.
Your face has turned orange.
I see you know what to do.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Please, stop laughing.
Show me the fishcake.
Open the window.
I love winter in Ireland.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
How much influence do you have?
A girl needs her own room.
I have the scroll.
Someone's watching us.
Dare to dream
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Did you get lucky today?
I've reported it to Interpol.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I never killed anyone.
I'll be here, if you need me.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I have faith.
Let's get it
No one can ever know that you escaped.
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
You are alone.
I want that horse out of my life!
This room is bugged.
We've only got one option.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Can I make out?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I want you to help me.
We're insignificant.
I feel ridiculous.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
My life is cursed.
I'm going to need a priest.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Take the money and die.
I'm the best secretary on this planet
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
I'm going to need a wrench.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
Please, sit down.
Put it here.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
A boy needs money.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
You should call your father.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
How much time do you have?
I am going to Christmas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a journalist.
We need to fight.
My love, it's beautiful.
Open sesame.
I love fall in Switzerland.
No one can ever know the truth.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Take this with water.
I see you have done this before.
It's not safe.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Someone's in here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Let's drink
I never could make up my mind.
I could never love you.
Did you eat yesterday?
You are a thief.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I want you to stop loving me.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to the press.
I know what to do.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Throw me the spring-roll.
You're crazy!
I want that wombat out of my house!
You can have it.
Alright, who left a guitar in the armory?
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Eating is all I can manage now.
You are not my favourite.
Can I make it right?
I knew you could fix it.
You will always love me.
Drop it here.
I am sweaty.
We've only got one bullet.
I feel outrageous.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
My love, it's dead.
Your nose has turned green.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You never do what I want.
A boy needs his space.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I volunteer to go!
Please, stop smoking.
You angel!
I am going to Easter.
This is the worst time to be amused.
When the door opens, start crying.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm a god.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
Delivery!
I want you to be cold.
Who left a wrench in the attic?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You're coming with me!
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I can offer you a Guinness.
This looks interesting.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Take the drink and die.
It has to work
We are unstable.
We need to play.
You are an inspiration.
It's giving me grief.
It's not alive.
I want you to kiss me.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Good luck!
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I know more than you realise.
I'm trying to leave.
I love autumn in America.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I see you for who you are.
Please, come closer.
You're alone in the universe.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I have powers.
I can offer you a good price.
I have the will.
Give me the spoon.
I want that wolf out of my room!
I feel skeptical.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Who left a burger in the dining room?
Can I make chilli?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
How much courage do you have?
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
How dare you look at me!
We should vote.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
My love, it's so shiny.
I want you to be nosy.
We are romantic.
This looks nice.
A boy needs confidence.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
Time to shine
I will always want you.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I love winter in Australia.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
No one can ever know what we did.
You are a poet.
We need to open it.
Please, stop crying.
You're amazing!
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
I have the card.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I never really lived.
Take this and pray.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Take the piano and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Patriotism is like a river...
I should vote.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Hand me the pickle.
Darling, it's so juicy.
It was my fault that Dad fell down the hole.
You're going to need a bodyguard.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I can offer you a bread-stick.
I heard a sound coming from the cell.
You're going to need a hammer.
You should protect your mother.
I will always love you.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
If you're done, we'll get started.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Your tongue has turned spotted.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
This looks odd.
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
You want me.
You are not my son.
I'm the greatest criminal on this planet
How dare you smile at me!
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You're magnificent.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Leave it until morning.
I've reported it to mother.
Get ready to dance.
You found it.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
It's not for sale.
Your lips have turned blue.
You can't always get what you want.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
The first thing to consider is safety.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I feel deceitful.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
I want you to be mistaken.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
I love summer in France.
I'll listen.
Can I make kimchi?
I never felt so alone.
We are businesslike.
Take the piano and leave.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
We're going to need a reporter.
Show me the spring-roll.
How dare you laugh at me!
We need to help each other.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I know the future.
You could never want me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Did you fart just now?
My love, it's so expensive.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
You're weird.
Who left a ball in the lounge room?
Please, look at me.
I'm the only sniper on this planet
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
There's no fool like an old fool.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
It's time to pack your bags.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
You are my reason for living.
A girl needs a job.
Your nose has turned purple.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Someone's coming this way.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are so good to me.
You should write to your mother.
You broke it.
Good grief!
I'm weird.
I want you to stop lying to me.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I'm trying to help.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Did you eat at work?
I'm going to need a knife.
I want you to be contemplative.
Can I make trouble?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You're going to need a lot of help.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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