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If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I see you every day.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Leave it until morning.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I'm a ghost.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You are not my mother.
It's not dead.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Open sesame.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I volunteer to go!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to be receptive.
We're gods.
My life means nothing.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
We need to open it.
Needs must when the devil drives.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
You angel!
Throw it here.
A girl needs her father.
Please, don't take that.
I'm the best coach who ever lived.
I love winter in India.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Give me the sandwich.
I can offer you a cracker.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I want you to stop me.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have the time.
Take this with you.
I feel romantic.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Am I under arrest, or not?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I never felt so alone.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This is a fine mess
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Take the drink and leave.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Your face has turned black.
I can't find my room anywhere.
This is crazy
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You're going to need a fork.
You're under arrest!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I want that bee out of my life!
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want you to stop blaming me.
This looks wrong.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
I will always love you.
You could never hate me.
You should find your mother.
You know it.
We should start a business.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Okay, who left a banana in the bathroom?
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
You are miserable.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Please, lie down.
Throw me the doll.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You're lucky.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Can I make babies?
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Walls have ears.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Did you fart last night?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I have time.
I want you to listen to me.
You are so good to me.
Let's drink
I want you to be playful.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I am going to the wedding.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Your tongue has turned orange.
You're going down!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
How dare you laugh at me!
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Someone's watching us.
A girl needs her own room.
I volunteer as tribute!
Stop, in the name of the law.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I have the gun.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are a poet.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
You're going to need a lifeguard.
I'm a god.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Please, stay where you are.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's giving me an error message.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I want that panda out of my life!
I will always want you.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You need it.
Take this and pray.
My life is cursed.
I've reported it to the police.
Hand me the carrot.
I never gave up hope.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Having a child is like eating a salad...
Good grief!
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
I knew you could see it through.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
It's not working.
Take the drink and die.
Put it here.
Leave it outside.
Be yourself!
Who left a bike in the stable?
I should vote.
I'm going to need a shovel.
We're no good.
I am going to the party.
I see you know what to do.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'll get ready.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
Get ready for this.
We've only got one chance.
You should ask your father.
You are an idiot.
We're the same person.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Please, remain silent.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I am cerebral.
I know where you were.
We need to stay.
You're a god.
I want you to be bizarre.
You will always need me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You monster!
This is a day to remember
Open the door.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Can I make it fun?
Good luck!
I volunteer myself!
Your ears have turned brown.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
You are not my son.
Delivery!
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I feel tenacious.
A boy needs discipline.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
A miss is as good as a mile.
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I knew you could live like this.
This looks peculiar.
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I'm going to need a nanny.
You're going to need a spatula.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Sound the alarm!
You never say what you're thinking.
You are so nice to me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're magnificent.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
It's giving me hope.
This is the right time to be afraid.
You are a twit.
Leave it here.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I have the card.
I can offer you an egg nog.
I'm the best paramedic who ever lived.
I love spring in Australia.
I'm trying to leave.
How dare you look at me!
Let's watch TV!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want that fox out of my car!
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I heard a howl coming from the lobby.
This room is bugged.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You deserve this
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
A boy needs a job.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I see you have done this before.
Good morning!
You are my sunshine.
I'll open it.
I want you to inspire me.
It's time to pack your bags.
You devil!
My love, it's beautiful.
This is a fine ship
Show me the muffin.
Hey, watch me smile.
Be careful!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't ask any questions.
We need to stop.
I never really lived.
My life is over.
You can't have it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Plug it in here.
I should start a business.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are a godsend.
I could never despise you.
I am irritated.
Who left a teddy bear in the dungeon?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I have 20-20 vision.
Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...
I want that snake out of my car!
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
I knew you could survive.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I can't find my tortoise anywhere.
Leave it to the professionals.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love winter in Antarctica.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Can I make a show?
Ha-cha-cha.
Take the money and die.
I want you to stop looking at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I know the future.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I see you let yourself in.
We're going to need a bureaucrat.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
You're never going to get away with this!
You should protect your mother.
Maybe no one will notice
It's not safe.
Open the window.
Give me the doll.
It's time to go to bed.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You should quit.
Let's go
I have the knife.
I want that puppy out of my room!
My life matters.
I feel trustworthy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Your nose has turned pink.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Please, tell me.
I want you to kill me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You never smile.
This room is haunted.
One hand washes the other.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
This is the right time to be alone.
It's giving me a headache.
I have money.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Someone's listening.
I want you to stop believing in me.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You're crazy.
You hate me.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We've only got one hope.
Eating is all I can manage now.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're ghosts.
You're a ghost.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sage.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Did you eat just now?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I'm the best bank robber who ever lived.
Hey, watch me dance.
I never listened.
Let's get it
Whoop-whoop.
I see you came prepared.
Please, listen to me.
Your cheeks have turned black.
I want that seagull out of my life!
Hand me the bagel.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You are not my father.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I could never want you.
You should start a business.
It was your fault that the train was late.
Am I dead, or not?
I want to tell you about the goldsmith.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to love me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's not mine.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I can offer you a burger.
Take the piano and go.
I'll sit on it.
I am going to Easter.
I heard a sound coming from the closet.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
You're going to need a saw.
You are treacherous.
A girl needs a job.
You're going to need a referee.
Your face has turned green.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yodeler.
You are my teacher.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
You're no good.
I know what happened.
You want me.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I never hurt anybody.
Can I make a list?
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Okay, who left a knife in the sauna?
Be safe!
Open the bottle.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
This room is unstable.
You're amazing!
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I'm the only publisher on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You should call your father.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I'm going to need a minister.
We need to unite.
I have needs.
You burned it on purpose.
Throw me the kite.
You are a liar.
When the bell rings, start singing.
My love, it's so expensive.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Hey, watch me leave.
I love spring in Germany.
I want you to be insightful.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Please, look at me.
You are so mean to me.
I've reported it to the President.
Take this for luck.
How dare you smile at me!
It's not yours.
It's going to be okay
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You never stop to think.
This is a stick up.
I see you for who you are.
I'll wait here.
I want that pony out of my room!
Falling in love is like opening a window...
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Take the piano and leave.
I hate you.
A girl needs her space.
I feel disgusting.
Leave it alone.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I'm the worst shepherd who ever lived.
You're crazy!
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
You can have it.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You are a handsome devil.
Can I make jewelry?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This looks bad.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You fascinate me.
I want you to be gallant.
I see you smiling.
I know more than you realise.
Hey, watch me move.
Hand me the saw.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
It's giving me grief.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Who left a kitten in the bathroom?
We're going to need a spatula.
We need to fight.
Today is the day
We should think about this.
Give it here.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
We've only got one life.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I'll keep guard.
I'm the greatest judge on this planet
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
You should find your father.
It's time to go.
When the party starts, hide.
Take this with water.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have the will.
I want you to be impressionable.
A boy needs money.
I have to tell you about the paramedic.
Please, sit down.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Get ready to run.
I can offer you a short black.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Take the piano and die.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Who left an icecream in the dungeon?
I never loved you.
Don't just stand there.
I'm going to need a teacher.
I feel frivolous.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Someone's in here.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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