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Eating is not as easy as it looks.
This looks interesting.
Let's get it
This room is unstable.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You never stop to think.
Please, give up while you can.
I'm a ghost.
I want you to clean up after me.
You're coming with me!
Can I make a movie?
I am going to the wedding.
It was your fault that the show was ruined.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm the greatest shepherd who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You're no good.
You should protect your mother.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You will always need me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cab driver.
I will always despise you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I am effeminate.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
When the door opens, start crying.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Take the drink and leave.
I've reported it to the press.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I can offer you a job.
Leave it to the professionals.
We're the same person.
I see you every day.
I never listened.
A girl needs her own room.
This is a stick up.
I know who you are.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Good grief!
Someone's locked the door.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You are a liar.
I'll wait here.
It has to work
You are not my conscience.
Am I dead, or not?
Get ready for this.
How dare you look at me!
I can't find my short black anywhere.
Delivery!
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're a god.
You are my teacher.
We've only got one bullet.
My life is over.
Take this with water.
Show me the saw.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, sit down.
Darling, it's alive.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I volunteer myself!
Why do you tease me, so much?
This room is bugged.
I love summer in America.
I want you to help me.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
How much courage do you have?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I see you have done this before.
Leave it outside.
You're going to need a yodeler.
Be safe!
I am sober.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm cursed.
I never could make up my mind.
Open the curtains.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I am going to the party.
I have the gun.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You will always want me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are so nice to me.
Your eyes have turned red.
It's giving me an error message.
This is the worst time to be here.
Ha-cha-cha.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I know where you were.
I'm a god.
Drop it here.
I want you to document my trip to France.
You are an inspiration.
You're going to need a shovel.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
Get ready to dance.
Who left a wine in the laundry?
I love you.
You found it.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You are my inspiration.
I want you to stop me.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I love fall in Canada.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You never do what I want.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You should write to your father.
Dare to dream
Take this and pray.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
My life is cursed.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I have lost the will to live.
It's not easy.
This room is haunted.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
If you don't want it, put it back.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I see you came prepared.
A boy needs his space.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Your nose has turned orange.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I feel shy.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I knew you could open it.
I can't find my chicken anywhere.
You're weird.
Be careful!
You are an artist.
I never killed anyone.
You can't have it.
You devil!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
She was unconscious when I found her.
Take the money and go.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I could never love you.
I have the scroll.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I can offer you a croissant.
Can I make breakfast?
This looks peculiar.
Throw me the ball.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Who left a kite in the dungeon?
Strike while the iron is hot.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to inspire me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Open sesame.
You could never hate me.
All's well that ends well
It's not mine.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You're never going to get away with this!
Let's play
I want you to stop tickling me.
You should vote.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You made me cry on purpose.
I volunteer to eat it!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I know what to do.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
We are sexy.
I'm special.
A girl needs her grandfather.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm the only reporter on this planet
Leave it alone.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
It's time to brush your teeth.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
I never really lived.
You are so mean to me.
We need to go.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Darling, it's beautiful.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about Friday.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
Put it here.
I have to tell you about the court jester.
Sound the alarm!
You are my love.
I see you let yourself in.
You never listen.
I could never need you.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
You are not my type.
I feel ready.
Be yourself!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
We're ghosts.
Get ready to run.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Someone's coming this way.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
You will always fascinate me.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
You crashed the car on purpose.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
I have the letter.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to stop loving me.
I can offer you a good price.
Let's watch TV!
You monster!
I want that turtle out of my car!
I'm the only fashion designer who ever lived.
We're lucky.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
A boy needs his friends.
I have time.
You're going to need a fork.
This is the worst time to be amused.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.
I'll get it.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to be misguided.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You're going to need a sailor.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I never loved you.
Show me the cracker.
We've only got one chance.
Okay, who left a hammer in the library?
Leave it here.
We are coarse.
Hey, watch me leave.
It's not open.
You're under arrest!
Are you crazy? We're not together!
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I need to tell you about the wine cellar.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I see you smiling.
Don't wait to be asked.
Please, stop doing that.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
You should find your father.
This is a fine mess
I have money.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
A girl needs boundaries.
I feel extraordinary.
We're gods.
I'm the best matador who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You're going to need a wrench.
I can offer you a banana.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want that seagull out of my life!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
When the lights go out, start crying.
We're crazy.
Your tongue has turned orange.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
It's giving me hope.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
I can't find my sheep anywhere.
I love winter in America.
Someone's in here.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I see you are thinking.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You are a hero.
You can do this
Your cheeks have turned white.
A bad penny always turns up.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Let's drink
I'll get ready.
I want to tell you about Monday.
You should start a business.
Throw me the fork.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
You should listen to your father.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You never smile.
Who left a burger in the guest room?
Please, come in.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
It's not tight enough.
You could never despise me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Can I make it through?
We are eager.
I knew you could live like this.
How dare you smile at me!
We're going to need a fishmonger.
You're insignificant.
Someone's having a bad day.
I want you to be progressive.
I love spring in Brazil.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I am going to Easter.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You broke it.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Good night!
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I have needs.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I want you to betray me.
We should think about this.
We need to close it.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.
This room is shrinking.
Forgiveness is like a winter's day...
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
I've reported it to the police.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
We've only got one of these.
You're going down!
You should make peace with your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I need you.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Hand me the umbrella.
Take the piano and go.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are a handsome devil.
Can I make up?
I want that fox out of my car!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a hammer.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Your nose has turned blue.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Open the window.
You're a ghost.
Please, don't drink that.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I'm the best magician who ever lived.
I want you to be groovy.
My life matters.
My love, it's alive.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Your ears have turned purple.
I feel amused.
Be better!
You are my son.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I have 20-20 vision.
Imagination is like a camera...
It was my fault that the play sucked.
Who left a smoothie in the chapel?
You dropped it.
You never call me.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
You are not my mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
I never gave up hope.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Don't fool around.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Hey, watch me move.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I want you to cook for me.
You should find your mother.
We need to order pizza.
Open it here.
A boy needs discipline.
I need to tell you about Friday.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Take the money and leave.
You are an idiot.
I should pay the bill.
Who left a candy-bar in the armory?
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
It's not in.
I love summer in Spain.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
No one can ever know what we did.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I'm the worst sheepshearer who ever lived.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
This is the worst time to be angry.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's time to make lunch.
Why do you love me, so much?
Open the bottle.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I feel cynical.
I want that giraffe out of my room!
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I want you to be freethinking.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
I despise you.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
When the door opens, hide.
I've reported it to the President.
We're insignificant.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Did you fart just now?
Can I make a difference?
Get ready, or get out.
You are not my daughter.
We need to open it.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
We are inert.
You love me.
I heard a howl coming from the chapel.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Please, don't touch that.
I have the knife.
I can offer you an espresso.
You know it.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
How much money do you have?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Who left an ukulele in the barn?
We're going to need a guitarist.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I'm weird.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
We should vote.
I want you to kiss me.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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