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Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Be careful!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I feel youthful.
It's giving me grief.
You're going to need an astronaut.
I'm alone in the universe.
Open it here.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Let the buyer beware.
My life is cursed.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Leave it outside.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
You are my favourite.
I can offer you a Coke.
You are not my favourite.
It's time to go to bed.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Take this for luck.
I've reported it to the police.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
Whoop-whoop.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
We're ghosts.
I know what happened.
Take the piano and die.
I want that raccoon out of my car!
I bet you know why I'm here.
This looks bad.
I have the scroll.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Good night!
She was unconscious when I found her.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Motivation is like a bar of soap...
You devil!
I'll help.
I never gave up hope.
Did you eat this morning?
We need to help each other.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
All's well that ends well
I see you smiling.
Someone's watching us.
Open the door.
Who left a chicken wing in the kitchen?
This is a day to remember
I have a secret.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You need it.
It was your fault that the show was cancelled.
You could never despise me.
Sound the alarm!
I am going to Christmas.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I could never love you.
Don't just stand there.
My love, it's delicious.
You should ask your mother.
I volunteer myself!
You never call me.
I'm trying to win.
Be better!
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
A boy needs a job.
You are so mean to me.
I feel groovy.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I should quit.
Let's go
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm a god.
I want you to betray me.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I love summer in Switzerland.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I'm going to need a spoon.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
One swallow does not a summer make.
I have the time.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm cursed.
Can I make progress?
I want you to be skeptical.
You're going down!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a kebab.
Someone's locked the door.
Please, be careful.
Dammit, who left an alligator in the cell?
This looks wrong.
You are familial.
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Hey, watch me dance.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I never could make up my mind.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I have 20-20 vision.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
We're going to need a dentist.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I'm the best chief of police who ever lived.
It's giving me hope.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You are my son.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
A girl needs her space.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I am going to the grand opening.
I love spring in Ireland.
My life is over.
Take the drink and die.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I'll sit on it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You never smile.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Open sesame.
Be yourself!
I'm trying to believe you.
Your cheeks have turned green.
I volunteer as tribute!
We're going to need a shovel.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
No one can ever know the truth.
I despise you.
You're cursed.
You made me cry on purpose.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
How dare you smile at me!
It's not safe.
Please, stop laughing.
I want to tell you about the hydra.
We need to stay.
I want you to be frisky.
Give me the doll.
Did you eat just now?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are so good to me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to marry me.
Leave it alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
We're going to need a private detective.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the sauna.
You should find your father.
You're a god.
Can I make joy?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I'm the worst executioner on this planet
Throw it here.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Dying is like writing a memo...
When the party starts, start singing.
Just try not to cry
A girl needs discipline.
I see you know what to do.
Who left a guitar in the bedroom?
Let's get it
I'll listen.
Be safe!
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You will always despise me.
You are not my conscience.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Take this and pray.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I have the poem.
When I was little, I wanted to be an imam.
I want you to be weak-willed.
Your eyes have turned green.
I want that lamb out of my car!
We need to order pizza.
My love, it's so expensive.
This looks familiar.
You are my sunshine.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
I volunteer to go!
Don't fool around.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
My life matters.
This is a stick up.
Throw me the chair.
I want you to listen to me.
It's time to go.
Drop it here.
This is the right time to be angry.
I've reported it to mother.
You should protect your mother.
We're lucky.
It's your fault that the dog died.
You angel!
You are an artist.
You're a ghost.
I will always despise you.
We've only got one option.
Your nose has turned blue.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
It's not for sale.
I'm the only spy who ever lived.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Delivery!
Alright, who left a Jim Beam in the walk-in freezer?
I'm going to need a hammer.
Take the money and die.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Good morning!
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I'll wait here.
I am going to the funeral.
It has to work
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Give me the fork.
I have lost the will to live.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I know the future.
Get ready to dance.
How dare you laugh at me!
I need to tell you about the leprechaun.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a pickle.
I never listened.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You could never love me.
Life is like a camera...
I can't find my dog anywhere.
You're going to pay!
It's not going to fit.
The exception which proves the rule.
We need to open it.
You're going to need a record producer.
You broke it.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's giving me an error message.
A girl needs her father.
Please, come in.
Plug it in here.
We're the same person.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
This is a fine mess
You never say what you're thinking.
This looks peculiar.
I should vote.
This is the worst time to be here.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I could never hate you.
We're going to need a spatula.
I want you to stop lying to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Who left a screwdriver in the sauna?
I'm the greatest sniper who ever lived.
Don't wait to be asked.
Can I make a pillow fort?
It's now or never
This room is haunted.
Did you get lucky just now?
It's not in.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
I love spring in Spain.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I never hurt anybody.
Leave it to the professionals.
You monster!
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Get ready for this.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'm special.
You are individualistic.
Good grief!
You can have it.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Give it here.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
We're gods.
Stop, in the name of love.
A boy needs love.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Hey, watch me smile.
You never take me seriously.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I feel positive.
I should ask for more money.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I'm the greatest watchmaker who ever lived.
Take the piano and go.
You're going to need a lumberjack.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Your face has turned white.
It's not appropriate.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have to tell you about the photographer.
Open the bottle.
You should write to your mother.
Someone's having a bad day.
I know math.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You're special.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You are not my father.
I love summer in Japan.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
This looks edible.
I want you to be hopeful.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ditch digger.
Can I make animal sounds?
Please, look at me.
I have the knife.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
A boy needs discipline.
I want you to hold me.
Give me the chair.
We're going to need a knife.
I am shrewd.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
We need to fight.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
How much courage do you have?
You're crazy!
I will always want you.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Fears are like chocolate...
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
You should buy a lottery ticket.
You never stop to think.
You're no good.
I feel paranoid.
I'm the worst chef on this planet
Please, give me that.
Let's dance
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Good luck!
You lost it.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Dating is like brushing your hair...
You should listen to your mother.
I want that chicken out of my house!
It was your fault that the plane was late.
Can I make breakfast?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Your ears have turned blue.
I've reported it to the President.
I'm trying to save you.
This looks interesting.
You love me.
It's not heavy.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I knew you could make up your mind.
My love, it's alive.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
You are a hero.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
Take this with you.
I can offer you a croissant.
A girl needs a job.
Patience is a virtue
Who left a snail in the lobby?
Throw me the screwdriver.
I'll watch.
My life means nothing.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
This is a fine ship
We're going to need a judge.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
We're weird.
We are dutiful.
Let's watch TV!
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
Please, remain silent.
We need to go.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I have powers.
I want you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I see you are thinking.
I want that lion out of my car!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Can I make a cake?
I feel cowardly.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I love spring in England.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I knew you could fix it.
I heard a sound coming from the studio.
You never do what I want.
I'm a ghost.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Your cheeks have turned white.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You are so nice to me.
Am I dead, or not?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Your tongue has turned orange.
Buying a house is like turning on a radio...
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're going to need a gate-keeper.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
Someone's coming this way.
I'll keep guard.
My life is a mystery.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are a handsome devil.
You are not my daughter.
I'm crazy.
Please, stop smoking.
Why do you love me, so much?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
Can I make believe?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I love winter in China.
I hate you.
I feel resentful.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to be gleeful.
When the door opens, remain calm.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I'm trying to open it.
I can offer you an icecream.
It's not mine.
Put it here.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Hide in plain sight.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
I want that hedgehog out of my life!
Did you eat yesterday?
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You dropped it.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Don't ask any questions.
Give me the croissant.
I have money.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Take the money and go.
Can I make a treehouse?
I'm the best coach who ever lived.
We're going to need a writer.
This is the right time to be here.
No one can ever know what we did.
You are a godsend.
I feel elated.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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