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I know the future.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I've reported it to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

We need to make a plan.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'll sit on it.

Good night!

Let's play

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

A girl needs love.

Who left a lion in the office?

You are so mean to me.

I'm a god.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

We're special.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I have to tell you about the pixie.

Please, come in.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to stop loving me.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I'm the worst scientist on this planet

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I love you.

It's not appropriate.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Take the piano and die.

We're going to need a botanist.

Give me the skateboard.

I heard a voice coming from the guest room.

My life matters.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You should make peace with your mother.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

I bet you know why I'm going.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

You are my reason for living.

It was your fault that the game sucked.

Just breathe

You are the best person I have ever met.

You monster!

My love, it's beautiful.

We're the same person.

Sound the alarm!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I have money.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

Open it here.

You are a genius.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to clean up after me.

You're going down!

I love spring in Canada.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I need to tell you about Easter.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Get ready to dance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Be careful!

Take this for luck.

I'm magnificent.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

I never killed anyone.

Did you eat today?

You never take me seriously.

You found it.

This looks wrong.

Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...

I volunteer myself!

I know who you are.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I am going to Christmas.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I feel playful.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's not mine.

Ha-cha-cha.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Can I make believe?

We've only got one bullet.

Let's get it

He was unconscious when I found him.

Love is like a forest...

Your tongue has turned purple.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

A girl needs money.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I see you know what to do.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I love fall in America.

I am abrasive.

We're gods.

Take the piano and leave.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Give it here.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

I'm the greatest chief of police on this planet

I could never need you.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a real estate agent.

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We need to eat.

I want you to help me.

You should disown your mother.

I need to tell you about the dragon.

Leave it alone.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Hey, watch me dance.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want that chicken out of my room!

I know what to do.

This room is shrinking.

I can offer you an apple juice.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I volunteer to eat it!

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You angel!

Get ready to die.

I'm trying to care.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Let's go

You could never love me.

I never could make up my mind.

It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Open sesame.

I'm alone in the universe.

I've reported it to the press.

This looks peculiar.

Today is the day

I want you to stop blaming me.

We're going to need a guitarist.

I should pay the bill.

Who left a lamb in the office?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this with you.

It's not working.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I'll help.

We're ghosts.

Be yourself!

No one can ever know that I like you

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're crazy!

You should disown your father.

You never have time for me.

You are faithful.

We've only got one chance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

A girl needs discipline.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

We need to order pizza.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to be unprincipled.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I heard a sound coming from the lobby.

Throw it here.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I feel invisible.

You are so kind to me.

My love, it's so shiny.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to inspire me.

Your face has turned stripey.

You are not my favourite.

You want it.

Leave it here.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

I love summer in Germany.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I hate you.

You devil!

We're going to need a saw.

Show no mercy

She was unconscious when I found her.

This room is haunted.

It's time to go.

You're going to need a ditch digger.

Get ready, or get out.

I have the knife.

Someone's locked the door.

I'm crazy.

Good grief!

Okay. Just do what I do.

You should vote.

Who left an ukulele in the bedroom?

I'll be here, if you need me.

I knew you could see it through.

A boy needs love.

I volunteer as tribute!

It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I am going to the grand opening.

I never felt so alone.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

You're never going to get away with this!

Hand me the muffin.

You never stop to think.

I can offer you a job.

This is a day to remember

You should protect your father.

You love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I want you to be heartbroken.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Why do you love me, so much?

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

You're a god.

I'm the only juggler on this planet

You are my love.

Put it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I love autumn in China.

Open the curtains.

Don't upset your father, not now.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Let's eat

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I want to tell you about the garage.

I should go to the police.

Take this and pray.

I see you came prepared.

I'm going to need a fortune-teller.

I volunteer to go!

Just try not to cry

This is the right time to be amused.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

You're cursed.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Take the money and die.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

No news is good news.

How dare you laugh at me!

You crashed the car on purpose.

We are blunt.

This room is bugged.

Can I make art?

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I can offer you a good price.

I want that owl out of my car!

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

This is a fine ship

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

A boy needs confidence.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.

I knew you could open it.

You can have it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I will always want you.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are an inspiration.

You're going to need a hammer.

It's giving me grief.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I love fall in Brazil.

I want you to be decisive.

Let's drink

They know it was me

Delivery!

Be better!

Your lips have turned brown.

Who left a chai in the bathroom?

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I have lost the will to live.

Open the door.

Take the money and go.

I want you to look at me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I'll open it.

I have the gun.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We're going to need a singer.

This is a fine mess

You are my sunshine.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You're under arrest!

A boy needs his grandmother.

I can't find my daiquiri anywhere.

Hey, watch me smile.

This room is unstable.

Please, lie down.

Show me the shovel.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Don't wait to be asked.

I will always need you.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I love spring in Germany.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best bandit on this planet

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I never loved you.

Take this with water.

I want that monkey out of my house!

No one can ever know that I was here.

All's well that ends well

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

My life is cursed.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I want you to be unhappy.

We are warm.

I want you to read to me.

You are not my type.

Buying a house is like making spaghetti...

How dare you look at me!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Open your heart.

I feel dramatic.

Reality is like a good book...

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You're going to need a criminal.

I'm insignificant.

Whoop-whoop.

It's time to pack your bags.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Leave it until morning.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You made me cry on purpose.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Good morning!

I'm going to need a saw.

A boy needs his friends.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Live and let live.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Someone's watching us.

I want that dog out of my room!

Show me the croissant.

I just want a rum and coke. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to understand.

Your eyes have turned orange.

You are not my daughter.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I'm the best executioner on this planet

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Drop it here.

I knew you could turn things around.

I have faith.

When the party starts, start singing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a scout.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

We're alone in the universe.

I feel timid.

I never gave up hope.

Please, give up while you can.

This looks familiar.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

My life is over.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You're really something!

Get ready for this.

You should start a business.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

You could never want me.

You're a ghost.

Take the drink and go.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

You're going to need a wrench.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

It has to work

I will always love you.

You should listen to your mother.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I have the letter.

You are so good to me.

I am going to the party.

I want that sheep out of my car!

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

I want you to be empathetic.

I'll keep guard.

Who left a kebab in the garage?

If you don't want it, put it back.

Can I make kimchi?

We need to help each other.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I've reported it to mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

We're going to need a barber.

I need to tell you about Friday.

It's not dead.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.

A girl needs a job.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

You can't have it.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Imagination is like a beach...

I want to tell you about the closet.

I want you to stop tickling me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

I am insightful.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I see you are thinking.

Don't fool around.

I have needs.

Throw me the doll.

I have the scroll.

You're lucky.

I feel empty.

Whatever happens, don't panic

You should call your mother.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I am going to the wedding.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You're going to need a lot of food.

I've reported it to the President.

It's not yours.

Someone's in here.

Who left a celery stick in the dining room?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I'm going to need a referee.

I know what happened.

Can I make history?

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

We need to stay.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

Darling, it's alive.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

My life is a mystery.

I can offer you a Budweiser.

When I was little, I wanted to be a game show host.

You are a handsome devil.

Get ready to laugh.

We should start a business.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I want that elephant out of my life!

Find some proof that I tricked you.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

You know it.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I'm going to need a fork.

I'm a ghost.

I want you to stop following me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I am going to the funeral.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Your eyes have turned brown.

Am I dead, or not?

I have the poem.

You are my favourite.

It was my fault that the cat died.

Take the piano and go.

You're special.

Give me the slice of pizza.

You are not my mother.

We are surprised.

You never do what I want.

A girl needs her grandfather.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You could never hate me.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Who left a hammer in the basement?

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

There's no place like home.

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