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I'm going to need a can opener.

I'm a god.

You are an idiot.

I have faith.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You monster!

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I'm cursed.

This looks interesting.

You are so good to me.

This is a fine mess

You're coming with me!

Did you fart at work?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I want you to stop loving me.

Get ready to dance.

I can't find my elephant anywhere.

We're going to need a playwright.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to listen to me.

You should make peace with your father.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I could never want you.

I want to tell you about the Heaven.

I can offer you a job.

I've reported it to mother.

A girl needs her own room.

You made me cry on purpose.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This room is unstable.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You could never hate me.

Someone's locked the door.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a real estate agent.

We're the same person.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Don't fool around.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I am going to Christmas.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to be dominating.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Your cheeks have turned red.

I never felt so alone.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Be safe!

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

Winners don't quit

I want that porcupine out of my car!

Why do you tease me, so much?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I'm the greatest gladiator on this planet

Delivery!

I volunteer myself!

When the party starts, hide.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

We've only got one hope.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Good morning!

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

You lost it.

It's giving me a headache.

I know where you were.

You never take me seriously.

I want you to cook for me.

It's time to go.

Can I make up a story?

I love summer in America.

I'll open it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Show me the teddy bear.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're a ghost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Open your heart.

It's not going to fit.

We're gods.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

I have to tell you about the the North Pole.

Throw it here.

Running for office is like eating a salad...

When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.

You should ask for more money.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Sleep is like a river...

Get ready, or get out.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't just stand there.

I'm no good.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You're going to need a pirate.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are my everything.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Stop, in the name of love.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

Slow but sure.

I never could make up my mind.

Take this and pray.

I'm going to need a wrench.

You are not my type.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We need to stay.

You could never despise me.

Why do you love me, so much?

Take the piano and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I could never despise you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Your lips have turned pink.

I have time.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Patience is a virtue

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

Please, don't move.

I want you to be stoic.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

My life is a mystery.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

When the party starts, remain calm.

You never call me.

Knitting is good for the soul.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We are insightful.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

I want that goat out of my house!

I'm alone in the universe.

It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You can't have it.

I want you to clean up after me.

It's not working.

This is a stick up.

I see you for who you are.

I feel decisive.

I have the will.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I love fall in Spain.

My love, it's alive.

Leave it outside.

I'm going to need a ninja.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Let's play

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Your lips have turned white.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Who left a chipmunk in the bathroom?

I've reported it to the press.

You are a handsome devil.

Take the money and leave.

I have money.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Why do you hate me, so much?

You're really something!

Sound the alarm!

I knew you could fix it.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

This is the worst time to be angry.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Be careful!

Your nose has turned black.

Did you eat this morning?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's giving me grief.

It's time to make lunch.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

A boy needs confidence.

Drop it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I'll help.

You are not my favourite.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Just be yourself

Leave it to the professionals.

I will always hate you.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

We are embarrassed.

Open the door.

I want you to be pathetic.

I can offer you a kebab.

Someone's having a bad day.

Who left an apple in the lounge room?

I want you to marry me.

I knew you could open it.

My life means nothing.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

We're going to need a saw.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

When the party starts, start singing.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

You're going to need a lot of food.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to stop tricking me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I'm the worst herbalist on this planet

It's not tight enough.

You should disown your father.

I heard a sound coming from the living room.

Good night!

Dancing is good for the soul.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Get out while the getting is good.

We need to eat.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We're weird.

We're ghosts.

I have the poem.

Open it here.

You should vote.

Get ready to die.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Let's go

I want that zebra out of my room!

I'm trying to open it.

I want you to be frivolous.

You deserve this

She was unconscious when I found her.

Please, don't eat that.

You could never fascinate me.

Leave it here.

I want to tell you about the pegasus.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This looks peculiar.

You angel!

I can offer you a chardonnay.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I feel timid.

I know who you are.

This is a fine ship

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are a genius.

You're crazy!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I love summer in Antarctica.

You are not my father.

You are so kind to me.

When the party starts, start crying.

I could never hate you.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

This room is bugged.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I'm going to need a beekeeper.

Take this with water.

We're lucky.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

I can offer you a good price.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You're going to need a can opener.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

Open sesame.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Hey, watch me dance.

Take the drink and die.

I want that lamb out of my room!

I have lost the will to live.

You should protect your mother.

Can I make friends?

It's not in.

I should ask for more money.

No one can ever know what we did.

Life is like a guitar...

Put it here.

Don't ask any questions.

This is a day to remember

I want to tell you about the executioner.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the police.

Please, come closer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

We've only got one of these.

Who left a cow in the attic?

This is the right time to be amused.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I want to tell you about Friday.

You found it.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

This room is shrinking.

I have the time.

Hand me the cracker.

I am honest.

You are a hero.

There is no accounting for tastes.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Open the curtains.

When the door opens, hide.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'll get ready.

You are my favourite.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Someone's in here.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Your tongue has turned brown.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Leave it alone.

We need to order pizza.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Darling, it's beautiful.

I want you to be emotional.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want that puppy out of my life!

I can't find my snake anywhere.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

A girl needs discipline.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Plug it in here.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

I never wanted to die.

Let's watch the game

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You won't find it.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want you to kill me.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

This looks great.

It's almost over

I see you smiling.

I need to tell you about the missionary.

You are a godsend.

Someone's listening.

I want that bee out of my car!

I want you to be captivating.

It's not appropriate.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I feel bewildered.

We need to make better decisions.

You are so nice to me.

Can I make changes?

I'm magnificent.

Your face has turned purple.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Please, don't take that.

Pearls of wisdom.

Who left a kite in the closet?

You're going to need a sailor.

I never killed anyone.

We're going to need a lot of money.

You are my son.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

When I was little, I wanted to be a locksmith.

Show me the bread-stick.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Be better!

How dare you smile at me!

We are powerless.

Let's drink

You're going to need a saw.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'll wait here.

You're never going to get away with this!

We've only got one chance.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Take this for luck.

I can't find my fish anywhere.

When the lights go out, hide.

You should start a business.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I have powers.

I want you to hold me.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Get ready to laugh.

We need to unite.

Darling, it's so shiny.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I know math.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

A boy needs his friends.

I am going to the party.

I have the knife.

We're special.

Can I make the world better?

I'm the greatest clown who ever lived.

Your face has turned black.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

I never gave up hope.

You're going to need a writer.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want that octopus out of my car!

Am I coming with you, or not?

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Please, stop laughing.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Let's get it

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I can offer you a punch.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You are aimless.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

You're going to need a knife.

I am going to the funeral.

I want you to be hostile.

I want you to look at me.

Hey, watch me leave.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You are my father.

I have the gun.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Friendship is like a bar of soap...

I never hurt anybody.

Take the drink and go.

I'll keep guard.

Your tongue has turned grey.

A girl needs her mother.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Can I make promises?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I've reported it to the President.

I want that porcupine out of my life!

Hand me the icecream.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I feel rejected.

I'm the worst shepherd who ever lived.

It's not yours.

I'm a ghost.

I am sulky.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Don't wait to be asked.

Good luck!

No one can ever know the truth.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

Who left a cheetah in the office?

It's time to go to bed.

You're going to need an exotic dancer.

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I never listened.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you.

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

You will always fascinate me.

You dropped it.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

When I was little, I wanted to be a builder.

You devil!

We've only got one option.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I'll listen.

I want that dog out of my car!

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