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It's time to pack your bags.

We are hypnotic.

You devil!

We're the same person.

Can I make a yurt?

Okay. Just do what I do.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are an inspiration.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to be sociable.

I need to tell you about the spin doctor.

Take the piano and go.

You should vote.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You're crazy!

I have to tell you about Monday.

Ha-cha-cha.

You are my everything.

I want that wolf out of my life!

Who left a spoon in the lounge room?

She was unconscious when I found her.

Getting married is like opening a gate...

Good morning!

You never say what you're thinking.

We need to order pizza.

It's not open.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I'm going to need a busker.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You know it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I've reported it to the police.

I see you have done this before.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I'm going to need a shovel.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

Dare to dream

This looks nice.

I never wanted this.

I love you.

I have the time.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Fears are like marshmallows...

Take this with water.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

A boy needs discipline.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm a god.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to clean up after me.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

How dare you laugh at me!

When the door opens, hide.

Let's drink

You should protect your father.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

My life is over.

Can I make an effort?

Delivery!

How much money do you have?

This room is bugged.

You are a thief.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Someone's listening.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Hey, watch me smile.

Be yourself!

Throw me the bagel.

Why do you hate me, so much?

He was unconscious when I found him.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You angel!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You're no good.

It takes two to tango.

We are despairing.

Open it here.

Good luck!

You broke the vase on purpose.

We've only got one life.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I'll open it.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I want that fish out of my car!

I want you to stop tricking me.

You're going to need a guard.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

You never call me.

A boy needs his space.

I can't find my deer anywhere.

No one will ever know

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Please, stay where you are.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I hate you.

I want you to be glad.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Take the drink and go.

I feel delighted.

I want you to listen to me.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

We need to help each other.

I'm trying to leave.

Who left a soda in the dining room?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You're a ghost.

How much time do you have?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You are not my favourite.

Be better!

Can I make noises?

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

You are so good to me.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

My life is a mystery.

This looks peculiar.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I volunteer to eat it!

Sound the alarm!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I've reported it to mother.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

You're insignificant.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I know what to do.

I love spring in Ireland.

I am going to Christmas.

I never could make up my mind.

I have a secret.

Hand me the skateboard.

We're gods.

Get ready to dance.

I want that hippopotamus out of my room!

You want it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

When the lights go out, start singing.

You're really something!

Take this with you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Did you enjoy yourself today?

You are a twit.

You monster!

I want you to kiss me.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I am inoffensive.

I could never want you.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

I want you to stop believing in me.

We're going to need a miner.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

This is a day to remember

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

We've only got one hope.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know what we did.

I should vote.

Take the money and leave.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I'm the worst matador who ever lived.

I have the letter.

I see you for who you are.

Who left a doll in the pantry?

You should find your mother.

Children and fools tell the truth.

I'm a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

Someone's locked the door.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I volunteer to go!

I want that goose out of my room!

Show me the chair.

I never felt so alone.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I can offer you an apple.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Knitting is good for the soul.

We're going to need a knife.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm going to need a sound technician.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can't find my cracker anywhere.

I want you to be pathetic.

How dare you look at me!

It's your fault that the crops died.

You never do what I want.

It's not safe.

You are intent.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

When the party starts, hide.

I am going to the wedding.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I want you to marry me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Can I make an impression?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Leave it alone.

You are so kind to me.

You should disown your mother.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You're under arrest!

It's time to go.

You are an idiot.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You are my inspiration.

You want me.

Someone's watching us.

Winners don't quit

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I've reported it to the press.

We need to stay.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

I will always need you.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'm trying to save you.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

This looks odd.

I have money.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

You're going to need a construction worker.

I feel deceitful.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

We're special.

I want that kitten out of my life!

A girl needs discipline.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

I am going to the party.

Good grief!

Put it here.

I can offer you a bagel.

I want you to hold me.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I want you to be exciting.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

Whoop-whoop.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Who left a sheep in the sauna?

I want you to stop lying to me.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Your opinion is like a summer's day...

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

You are a godsend.

We're going to need a hammer.

Can I make finger puppets?

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

It's time to make lunch.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'll get it.

This room is shrinking.

I know math.

It's going to be okay

Get ready for this.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the control room.

I want that zebra out of my room!

This is a stick up.

I'm going to need a cartoonist.

Show me the can opener.

I'm magnificent.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You never have time for me.

You are my son.

Let's watch TV!

I'm the worst detective who ever lived.

I've reported it to the President.

Please, stand.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I want you to read to me.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

When the bell rings, hide.

I need to tell you about the latte.

This looks great.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I can offer you a good price.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Dying is like making a salad...

You're a god.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

It's not going to fit.

I should go to the police.

You can't have it.

Leave it here.

You need me.

I never listened.

It's giving me hope.

Take the drink and die.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I knew you could live like this.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Open your heart.

Can I make it right?

I want that tiger out of my room!

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

You are so mean to me.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I have time.

We're going to need a philanthropist.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's almost over

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I want you to be unfriendly.

You should find your father.

I have to tell you about the taxidermist.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I am false.

I feel invulnerable.

When I was little, I wanted to be a technician.

Don't wait to be asked.

Give me the muffin.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I'm special.

This room is haunted.

This is the right time to be amused.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You could never need me.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Your cheeks have turned red.

Don't upset your father, not now.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I love winter in Canada.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I need you.

We need to eat.

I am going to the grand opening.

I'll help.

Who left an ukulele in the attic?

I know what happened.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are so nice to me.

Take the money and die.

Open the curtains.

We're going to need a dentist.

I have faith.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I want that cheetah out of my car!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

Your face has turned stripey.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Someone's having a bad day.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

Hey, watch me move.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You never sing anymore.

I want you to be abrasive.

We're lucky.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Nine tailors make a man.

You will always fascinate me.

My life is cursed.

Drop it here.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I want to tell you about the chocolate milk.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

My love, it's so expensive.

Don't just stand there.

I feel calm.

Please, be careful.

I want you to stop smelling me.

This looks bad.

Get ready, or get out.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I have to tell you about Saturday.

A boy needs his father.

Let's eat

You should write to your father.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Did you get lucky today?

Can I make it through?

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Your ears have turned purple.

I want you.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

I want you to be profound.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

This is a fine ship

I can offer you a muffin.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

It's giving me an error message.

When I was little, I wanted to be a weaver.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

It's not alive.

You're going to need an inventor.

Stop, in the name of love.

I love winter in China.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I know where you were.

Take this for luck.

Don't get too close.

Who left a whiskey in the attic?

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I have to tell you about the vampire.

I feel lucky.

Plug it in here.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Forgiveness is like a canvas...

We should think about this.

I want you to cook for me.

I'm weird.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Can I make a pact?

You need it.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

A boy needs his own room.

We're ghosts.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

I never hurt anybody.

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

You despise me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I want you to stop loving me.

Leave it until morning.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to be hardy.

Maybe no one will notice

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

We need to play.

I see you smiling.

Take this and pray.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I want that owl out of my life!

You should protect your mother.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'll watch.

I want you to stop me.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Your lips have turned stripey.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I'm insignificant.

I can't find my 7-up anywhere.

We've only got one bullet.

We're going to need a wrench.

Don't fool around.

I volunteer as tribute!

Okay, who left a fishcake in the closet?

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

This is the right time to be happy.

There's one born every minute.

Death is like a camera...

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