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I knew you could see it through.

Take this with water.

Don't fool around.

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm a ghost.

Put it here.

Let's go

I am liberal.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to love me.

It's not open.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

I despise you.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Sound the alarm!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Delivery!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I see you every day.

You never smile.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I know who you are.

You're going to pay!

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I love spring in Brazil.

You angel!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

My life means nothing.

I want you to stop loving me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are my son.

Please, come closer.

Your ears have turned brown.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Get ready, or get out.

Hand me the spatula.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I want that bee out of my life!

You're weird.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I'm going to need a shovel.

You found it.

I can offer you a lemonade.

This looks wrong.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

How much influence do you have?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Who left a teddy bear in the stable?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Leave it until morning.

A boy needs boundaries.

You deserve this

We're the same person.

You are an artist.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I have faith.

Be better!

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

Let's dance

Leave it here.

It's not tight enough.

I will always hate you.

You're going to need a park ranger.

I want you to be beautiful.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I feel strong.

I have to tell you about the apple.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Please, be careful.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We are amoral.

I'm the only dogcatcher on this planet

You're a god.

This room is shrinking.

We're going to need a lot of water.

We need to go.

Good morning!

Open the curtains.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I was here.

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I love summer in America.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Can I make animal sounds?

I want you to stop blaming me.

You will always want me.

I heard a sound coming from the corridor.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I see you have done this before.

Someone's coming this way.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I am going to Easter.

Your lips have turned spotted.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

They know it was me

I'm trying to understand.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to be pompous.

Be safe!

You know it.

Take the money and leave.

You should ask your mother.

I want you to betray me.

Take this and pray.

I have the letter.

We're ghosts.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

This is a stick up.

I can offer you a saké.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

We're weird.

I could never need you.

Your ego is like a forest...

I can't find my goldfish anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Good luck!

You're crazy!

Please, lie down.

You are a handsome devil.

Can I make an igloo?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I'm going to need a weaver.

I'll listen.

Open the door.

Hand me the banana.

Why do you hate me, so much?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I see you let yourself in.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I volunteer as tribute!

You burned it on purpose.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

You are uneasy.

You are not my type.

Let's play

It was my fault that the show was cancelled.

Darling, it's delicious.

It's time to go to bed.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are so nice to me.

I hate you.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I want you to help me.

Someone's having a bad day.

You could never need me.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Take the money and go.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

My life is cursed.

Don't just stand there.

It's not for sale.

One hand washes the other.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks bad.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I feel glamorous.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Be careful!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Open the window.

This is a day to remember

Good grief!

I'm the greatest matador who ever lived.

You're going to need a spatula.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

We need to fight.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You're a ghost.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I'll help.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You should find your mother.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

We are honest.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I volunteer to eat it!

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We're crazy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

We've only got one hope.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Can I make a sound?

We should vote.

Be yourself!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to stop smelling me.

You are so good to me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Let's eat

I see you for who you are.

Someone's locked the door.

I can't find my shark anywhere.

This looks interesting.

Get ready to die.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I want to tell you about the trapper.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Hey, watch me smile.

A boy needs his space.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

You will always love me.

Throw it here.

Take the piano and leave.

I have the gun.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I love spring in Spain.

You are my teacher.

I'll be here, if you need me.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You never take me seriously.

I'm cursed.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

I feel sad.

You're never going to get away with this!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I knew you could open it.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Did you fart at work?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I can offer you a burger.

I want to tell you about the exotic dancer.

It's not alive.

You are so mean to me.

I have 20-20 vision.

Leave it to the professionals.

We are easy.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to be important.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

We should quit.

I want you to stop questioning me.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I'm trying to leave.

We need to help each other.

Today is the day

You should listen to your mother.

I know the future.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

We're going to need a shaman.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You want it.

You are not my son.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

It's giving me grief.

Someone's watching us.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You devil!

We're going to need a can opener.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

I want you to read to me.

We're alone in the universe.

It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Ha-cha-cha.

You never have time for me.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

This looks edible.

Your nose has turned pink.

My love, it's alive.

Okay, who left a puppy in the office?

A boy needs discipline.

I can offer you a job.

I heard a noise coming from the classroom.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I knew you could live like this.

Stop, in the name of the law.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

You are so kind to me.

We've only got one option.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are enigmatic.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I'll wait here.

You fascinate me.

You are my love.

I want you to be businesslike.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I feel destructive.

I've reported it to the police.

No one can ever know what we did.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I see you know what to do.

Variety is the spice of life.

You are the best person I have ever met.

When the door opens, start crying.

Take the piano and die.

You're under arrest!

I am going to the party.

I want you to listen to me.

You are not my daughter.

How dare you smile at me!

Hey, watch me leave.

It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.

It's not easy.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I know math.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

Can I make time?

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I never wanted this.

I'm the greatest barber on this planet

I want that horse out of my car!

We've only got one chance.

Take this with you.

Don't wait to be asked.

My life is a mystery.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to stop following me.

I should quit.

I'm lucky.

Open the bottle.

Give me the can opener.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I feel calm.

Who left a saw in the bedroom?

Give credit where credit is due.

Please, stop doing that.

I want to tell you about the bathroom.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You should protect your mother.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

We're going to need a spatula.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I could never hate you.

I want you to be miserable.

This room is bugged.

Let's watch TV!

Why do you love me, so much?

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm the worst tailor on this planet

You're really something!

I'm trying to believe you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I never could make up my mind.

I want you to marry me.

You are not my father.

I have lost the will to live.

My love, it's so shiny.

A boy needs a job.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I have the knife.

I'm going to need a mobster.

Anger is like a lake...

You never do what I want.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Can I make better choices?

It's not going to fit.

I feel worked up.

I need to tell you about the private detective.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

We need to make better decisions.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want to tell you about the party.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Take the money and die.

I want you to be unhealthy.

This room is haunted.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I have needs.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Time to shine

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I heard a howl coming from the cell.

You should write to your mother.

Stop, in the name of love.

When I was little, I wanted to be a courier.

Finding a job is like doing the dishes...

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Good night!

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to inspire me.

I know what to do.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I want that scorpion out of my house!

I'm the greatest thief who ever lived.

Let's drink

We are perceptive.

You are a twit.

Who left a moose in the guest room?

I love summer in Antarctica.

It was my fault that the cat died.

I'm trying to help.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm alone in the universe.

Hey, watch me move.

You never call me.

I'm going to need a fork.

A girl needs confidence.

Business before pleasure.

I see you came prepared.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

It's not ready.

This looks great.

Your eyes have turned grey.

Can I make peace?

This is the right time to be amused.

Get ready to run.

It's time to go.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Take the drink and leave.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Poverty is like a mountain...

Please, stop shouting.

You're going to need a scientist.

I am going to the funeral.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I want you to be sweaty.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I'm a god.

I can offer you a Bud Light.

I knew you could turn things around.

You never say what you're thinking.

You will always despise me.

I want that snake out of my house!

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Who left a wolf in the conservatory?

Having a child is like turning on a lamp...

Throw me the spatula.

It has to work

You lost it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Darling, it's alive.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

Open your heart.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You're going to need a saw.

I know where you were.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I feel romantic.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I'll keep guard.

Fears are like chocolate...

I'm the only wizard on this planet

Nine tailors make a man.

We're gods.

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