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I can offer you a bratwurst.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I'm the worst dancer on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We should start a business.
We are barbaric.
Be better!
I have the letter.
Show me the wrench.
I'm a ghost.
You're lucky.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
This looks edible.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You should listen to your father.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You devil!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I know what happened.
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is a day to remember
Am I under arrest, or not?
Dying is like eating a salad...
Let's eat
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are a thief.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
You are my daughter.
I could never love you.
When the bell rings, hide.
I want you to be uncharitable.
We're gods.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Whoop-whoop.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It's not yours.
Open the bottle.
I see you know what to do.
You can't have it.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
My life means nothing.
You're crazy!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I feel patriotic.
We need to help each other.
I've reported it to the police.
Take the money and go.
We've only got one life.
I am going to Christmas.
Your eyes have turned black.
I have 20-20 vision.
You never sing anymore.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You will always despise me.
Delivery!
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
You should listen to your mother.
Be careful!
Good morning!
I volunteer to go!
Can I make each day count?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
You are so kind to me.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
A boy needs his own room.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
You're a god.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Who left a wolf in the conservatory?
I want you to document my trip to France.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
We are stupid.
I want you to stop smelling me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're the same person.
You're going to need a shovel.
I want you to be lost.
Let's drink
I can't find my kite anywhere.
Get ready, or get out.
I'm the best student who ever lived.
I never wanted this.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
We're insignificant.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Open it here.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are not my mother.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Leave it here.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I see you smiling.
I have to tell you about the cranberry juice.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're going to need a courier.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
My love, it's dead.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I can offer you a good price.
Laughter is like a canvas...
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
It's not right.
You never do what I want.
We need to stay.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Hey, watch me leave.
Good grief!
We are fashionable.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Be safe!
Did you eat just now?
You want it.
I want you to stop questioning me.
This looks bad.
Take this with you.
It's almost over
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I've reported it to the press.
I'll get ready.
Someone's listening.
I want that kitten out of my house!
You're going to pay!
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Don't upset your boss, not now.
We should ask for more money.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Let's get it
You are a liar.
I want you to be genuine.
Your ears have turned red.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
A girl needs her friends.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I have powers.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
You are so mean to me.
I'm the worst zookeeper on this planet
Please, remain silent.
Your nose has turned blue.
I have the time.
We're ghosts.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the right time to be amused.
I see you came prepared.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
You could never hate me.
Don't ask any questions.
Show me the ball.
Throw it here.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to cook for me.
We're going to need a silversmith.
You should protect your mother.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
We've only got one hope.
Sound the alarm!
I want you to stop tricking me.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
This looks odd.
Just try not to cry
I want that cat out of my life!
I should ask for more money.
This is a stick up.
My life is a mystery.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
You're amazing!
It's not appropriate.
When I was little, I wanted to be a taxidermist.
Eating is good for the soul.
You never call me.
Who left a hammer in the basement?
You burned it on purpose.
Can I make medicine?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You are a godsend.
You're insignificant.
You are my everything.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Take this and pray.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Please, stop shouting.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
How much influence do you have?
I'm going to need a lot of water.
Leave it alone.
We're going to need a saw.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I'm trying to win.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I have the scroll.
I want you to clean up after me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
No one can ever know the truth.
You are so nice to me.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to laugh.
Show me the doll.
I want to tell you about the cappuccino.
I see you every day.
When the bell rings, start singing.
My life matters.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
We need to close it.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
I want you to stop following me.
I want that tiger out of my house!
You should make peace with your mother.
I should quit.
Take the piano and die.
Who left a chipmunk in the studio?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Your tongue has turned green.
It's giving me grief.
I volunteer to eat it!
You're under arrest!
Can I make friends?
A boy needs love.
I'm the only chimney-sweep who ever lived.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
I can offer you a job.
I want you.
Let's dance
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I feel deceitful.
It's time to go.
You know it.
I want you to document my trip to America.
You will always need me.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Why do you tease me, so much?
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I have the card.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
Take this with water.
You're a ghost.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Show me the fork.
You are an inspiration.
How dare you look at me!
Get ready to dance.
It's now or never
I knew you could live like this.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.
Life is like a beach...
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'm the best cab driver who ever lived.
I am going to the party.
Who left a saw in the barn?
Darling, it's delicious.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
This room is unstable.
I see you for who you are.
Stop, in the name of love.
Can I make a pie?
You're going to need a spoon.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I can offer you a cracker.
I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.
Good night!
I know more than you realise.
We need to eat.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I never wanted to die.
You should call your mother.
I'm trying to forgive you.
We've only got one of these.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm special.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
When I was little, I wanted to be a fraudster.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
A boy needs his space.
Did you fart yesterday?
I'm the only assassin who ever lived.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
I'm a god.
I'll wait here.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't fool around.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I'm going to need a bartender.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
You could never despise me.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You won't find it.
Hey, watch me smile.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I volunteer as tribute!
You angel!
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I want you to stop tickling me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Please, listen to me.
I love spring in China.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You're going to need a fork.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You never have time for me.
I am going to the funeral.
I am popular.
Who left a shovel in the outhouse?
Show me the bike.
I feel sexy.
Leave it until morning.
Someone's locked the door.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You are the best person I have ever met.
I have the poem.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.
It's not open.
A boy needs money.
Your ears have turned spotted.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
You're magnificent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'll help.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to kiss me.
We're going to need an air traffic controller.
I know where you were.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You should think about this.
Your nose has turned brown.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I'm the only lawyer who ever lived.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Success is like a movie...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Having a child is like applying for a job...
This room is shrinking.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Just be yourself
I want you to stop believing in me.
I never really lived.
Please, be careful.
Put it here.
Did you eat yesterday?
I've reported it to the President.
Take the piano and leave.
I need you.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I love autumn in China.
I'm going to need a knife.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You are not my conscience.
We need to unite.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
I feel satisfied.
I want you to be creative.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I need to tell you about the rum and coke.
A boy needs boundaries.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You are a handsome devil.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
You dropped it.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
I want that cow out of my room!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I have the knife.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Take this for luck.
You are injured.
Your face has turned spotted.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I'm going to need a factory worker.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Someone's in here.
Hand me the shovel.
It's giving me hope.
You're going down!
It's not the right size.
I want you to marry me.
Take the money and leave.
When the door opens, start singing.
Ha-cha-cha.
I will always want you.
Please, come closer.
I feel proud.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are not my favourite.
I've reported it to Interpol.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
I have time.
I want that chipmunk out of my life!
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I want you to be envious.
I know math.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
You are my inspiration.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
You are so good to me.
I am funky.
It's not mine.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to kill me.
This looks suspicious.
Did you fart at work?
I volunteer myself!
Give me the guitar.
Drop it here.
We're going to need a knife.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I'm magnificent.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I never hurt anybody.
We need to make better decisions.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I'm the only sheriff who ever lived.
I want to tell you about the basement.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I love spring in Japan.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
You are my sunshine.
I've reported it to mother.
It's going to be okay
Can I make an impression?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
My love, it's alive.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I can offer you a Powerade.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Get ready to run.
How much money do you have?
Who left a skateboard in the bathroom?
I want that elephant out of my room!
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I'm going to need an air traffic controller.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
I'll sit on it.
I want you to listen to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
How dare you smile at me!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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