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I'm trying to save you.

This room is bugged.

Hey, watch me dance.

No one will ever know

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'm cursed.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I have a secret.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

I feel humble.

You won't find it.

Good morning!

I see you every day.

This is a stick up.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We're gods.

Plug it in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I have the gun.

Please, sit down.

Get ready, or get out.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Can I make it easier?

Stop, in the name of the law.

I am going to the grand opening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Show me the screwdriver.

I love spring in Antarctica.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Leave it alone.

I want you to be steely.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You monster!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I am sordid.

I know what to do.

You are not my son.

Someone's having a bad day.

You are an inspiration.

Your lips have turned purple.

I'll listen.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

It's giving me hope.

Take this for luck.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.

Sound the alarm!

I should think about this.

This looks bad.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You never call me.

Having a child is like turning on a radio...

Take the money and go.

I'm the greatest hairdresser who ever lived.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I've reported it to mother.

My life matters.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Did you fart at work?

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to hold me.

Darling, it's delicious.

You are my mother.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Patience is a virtue

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You're going down!

We need to open it.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Freedom is like a beach...

How much luck do you have?

Open the bottle.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I want that tiger out of my car!

How dare you laugh at me!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Leave it until morning.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.

You want it.

I volunteer to go!

Show me the spring-roll.

I'm going to need a boatbuilder.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Can I make finger puppets?

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

This is a day to remember

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You made me cry on purpose.

You're going to need a lot of food.

You angel!

We've only got one of these.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Let's dance

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I see you let yourself in.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'm a ghost.

A word to the wise is enough.

This looks nice.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

We're ghosts.

Give it here.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

It was your fault that the train was late.

Ha-cha-cha.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You will always hate me.

I can offer you a cider.

I need to tell you about the mutant.

You're under arrest!

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

You are my reason for living.

I can offer you a good price.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I want that puppy out of my house!

I never gave up hope.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Hey, watch me leave.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

This is the right time to be here.

I am self-critical.

Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...

How dare you smile at me!

I've reported it to the President.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

We need to play.

Good luck!

I'll watch.

Let's watch the game

You're weird.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I want to tell you about Christmas.

My life means nothing.

You dropped it.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I know what happened.

You burned it on purpose.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Be safe!

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I have the scroll.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

You are a genius.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm trying to understand.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I feel rebellious.

I love spring in Ireland.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Who left a spider in the cell?

It's giving me an error message.

This room is shrinking.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I want you to listen to me.

Please, don't move.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

You're a ghost.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Just be yourself

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.

This looks odd.

You're going to need a knife.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I want that kitten out of my life!

Delivery!

Can I make a contribution?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I've reported it to the press.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Hey, watch me smile.

I'm going to need a mason.

You never smile.

Let's eat

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

You found it.

I know where you were.

We're no good.

A boy needs confidence.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are an artist.

Get ready to run.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Your eyes have turned white.

We need to order pizza.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

We've only got one hope.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's not in.

My life is over.

You should make peace with your mother.

I could never love you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

This is the perfect time to be angry.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I want you to read to me.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

Be yourself!

I'm a god.

I have faith.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I volunteer to eat it!

You are so kind to me.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is a fine ship

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I'm going to need a psychiatrist.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to be compulsive.

I'm the best blacksmith who ever lived.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I can offer you a job.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want to tell you about the taxi-driver.

I want you to stop tickling me.

No one can ever know what we did.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like you

It's your fault that the lights went out.

We need to stay.

Success is like a violin...

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

You are not my favourite.

I see you have done this before.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I want you to cook for me.

I know math.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Youth is wasted on the young.

You will always want me.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Throw me the spoon.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I love spring in America.

Please, stop crying.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Am I coming with you, or not?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This looks familiar.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I'm the only farmer on this planet

I have powers.

This is the worst time to be here.

Who left an umbrella in the laundry?

It was your fault that the play sucked.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I volunteer myself!

I could never despise you.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I feel pathetic.

It's not heavy.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Darling, it's dead.

We need to break up.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Take this and pray.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

Leave it here.

You should disown your mother.

I want you to be terrified.

I want you to stop following me.

You're amazing!

Getting married is like writing a memo...

I'm trying to care.

I want you to kill me.

I never wanted to die.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Can I make money?

Today is the day

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Let's play

Am I dead, or not?

My life is a mystery.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Please, give me that.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

I know who you are.

I need to tell you about the control room.

Your nose has turned brown.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I'm going to need a knife.

No one can ever know how we did it.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Leave it to the professionals.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You're a god.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Someone's watching us.

Take the drink and leave.

I am going to Easter.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I am smiling.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I love winter in Ireland.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

You could never need me.

I should pay the bill.

You need it.

Buying a house is like opening a window...

We need to go.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

It's not mine.

Darling, it's so shiny.

You should ask your father.

I want you to be sloppy.

Christmas comes but once a year.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

You never sing anymore.

I want that snake out of my room!

I feel determined.

Can I make joy?

Don't wait to be asked.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

You're insignificant.

Open it here.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

When I was little, I wanted to be a director.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

Take this with water.

It's going to be okay

Did you fart today?

Leave it outside.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I'm trying to win.

You are a liar.

I have needs.

When the door opens, start singing.

A girl needs her grandmother.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Hey, watch me move.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Your lips have turned stripey.

Please, remain silent.

We're the same person.

I never killed anyone.

Be careful!

I heard a voice coming from the office.

We need to fight.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the worst time to be happy.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

You are my son.

You're going to need a programmer.

It's time to make lunch.

I need to tell you about Friday.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Your face has turned white.

Get ready to dance.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Whoop-whoop.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are so good to me.

I want you to inspire me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

Okay, who left a diet Pepsi in the bedroom?

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

This room is haunted.

Don't just stand there.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

You're going to pay!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

They know it was me

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Did you eat last night?

Take the piano and die.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want that kitten out of my house!

I want you to be inquisitive.

I just want a chocolate milk. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I need you.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Open the door.

How dare you look at me!

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Falling in love is like opening a door...

I heard a howl coming from the lobby.

It's not open.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You lost it.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I'm alone in the universe.

You're going to need a security guard.

I feel cold.

I never loved you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

This is a fine mess

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Someone's coming this way.

You should write to your mother.

I should ask for more money.

It was my fault that the show was ruined.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop me.

You never listen.

You're going to need a spoon.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

When the bell rings, hide.

You are my everything.

Make love not war.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Okay, who left a chardonnay in the garage?

I love summer in America.

I can offer you a pickle.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We are frightened.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I want you to be secure.

I'll keep guard.

I see you smiling.

I'm the worst juggler on this planet

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Take the money and die.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Can I make it up?

Don't ask any questions.

Let's get it

You crashed the car on purpose.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Good night!

We're weird.

I feel tearful.

Please, stop doing that.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

This looks peculiar.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I want that spider out of my room!

Maybe no one will notice

Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Get ready to laugh.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I am going to the party.

You never say what you're thinking.

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

This room is unstable.

You're crazy!

I'll help.

I'm the best pilot on this planet

Your lips have turned black.

You hate me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

It's not appropriate.

You are a twit.

I can offer you a fishcake.

You can't have it.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

I want you to be mature.

Don't fool around.

A boy needs his space.

I'm trying to open it.

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