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Hey, watch me leave.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I love spring in Spain.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Open the door.

You monster!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's not going to fit.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I never hurt anybody.

You should protect your father.

I volunteer as tribute!

I can offer you a job.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

You found it.

Can I make up?

I can offer you a Guinness.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm the best cheesemaker on this planet

Leave it to the professionals.

I am going to Christmas.

Be careful!

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

My life means nothing.

No one suspects a thing

Who left an ukulele in the kitchen?

You never say what you're thinking.

Good grief!

I've reported it to the President.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I'm going to need a make-up artist.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I'll sit on it.

I want that crocodile out of my life!

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I see you are thinking.

You are my daughter.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I feel confident.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to listen to me.

How dare you look at me!

Your tongue has turned spotted.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Get ready to dance.

We're alone in the universe.

This looks bad.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Why do you love me, so much?

I have the letter.

We're ghosts.

We need to open it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I have a secret.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Delivery!

A girl needs money.

This room is shrinking.

I'm a ghost.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Please, listen to me.

We are unrestrained.

Don't get too close.

You should quit.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's not yours.

If you're done, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Find some proof that I tricked you.

It's time to pack your bags.

My love, it's alive.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You should write to your father.

Good morning!

You need it.

Be safe!

I'm the worst hunter who ever lived.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I can offer you a smoothie.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I despise you.

This is the right time to be alone.

You're going to need a police officer.

I want that kitten out of my room!

My life is a mystery.

You are a liar.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Take this with water.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

We're going to need a lot of water.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You angel!

Someone's having a bad day.

I've reported it to mother.

I know where you were.

You're really something!

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I heard weeping coming from the cloakroom.

I feel bewildered.

Throw it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

You are my only hope.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I never killed anyone.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm insignificant.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to love me.

You need me.

You're going to need a can opener.

I have the time.

You are so mean to me.

Get ready to laugh.

I need to tell you about the ghost.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

It's giving me grief.

This room is bugged.

Open the bottle.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

My love, it's so expensive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

Who left a fly in the dining room?

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Sound the alarm!

You never do what I want.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I want you to be reflective.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

It's now or never

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You should make peace with your mother.

You're a ghost.

Take this with you.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is a fine ship

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

This is the worst time to be here.

I volunteer to go!

I love winter in Ireland.

It's time to make lunch.

Please, look at me.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

How much money do you have?

I'm the worst sleuth on this planet

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

Good night!

I'm magnificent.

You're going to need a hammer.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I've reported it to the press.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Let's go

Can I make an igloo?

I want that panda out of my house!

My life is cursed.

I have the poem.

We're the same person.

No one can ever know that I like you

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We need to make out.

This looks wrong.

Leave it until morning.

I never gave up hope.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shipwright.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I want you to hold me.

I can offer you a juice.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Alright, who left a can opener in the chapel?

We've only got one bullet.

Take the piano and leave.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You should find your father.

Hey, watch me move.

Get ready to die.

You dropped it.

Open it here.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Your ears have turned spotted.

You're amazing!

I see you smiling.

I volunteer to eat it!

I love autumn in Canada.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Show me the cracker.

Open the window.

We're insignificant.

I want you to be ruined.

I'm the best innkeeper who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Someone's watching us.

Love is like a beautiful song...

You could never fascinate me.

Can I make sushi?

It's not tight enough.

I feel lucky.

I want that lion out of my house!

We should ask for more money.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

I want you to stop lying to me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

A boy needs his space.

I never could make up my mind.

You never have time for me.

I know math.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

You are not my mother.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Be yourself!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

How much influence do you have?

You devil!

Darling, it's alive.

Leave it here.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'll help.

I knew you could see it through.

It's time to go to bed.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

We're going to need a matador.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Let's play

I am going to the funeral.

Take the money and go.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

No one will ever know

I love summer in Spain.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

Show me the ukulele.

I am innovative.

I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.

Okay, who left a chardonnay in the attic?

We've only got one chance.

This looks great.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Get ready, or get out.

You broke it.

I'm the greatest secretary on this planet

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I see you every day.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You're never going to get away with this!

I want you to be genuine.

I can offer you a good price.

We're going to need a butcher.

You are not my favourite.

Someone's locked the door.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

This is the worst time to be happy.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

This is a fine mess

Small things amuse small minds.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to cook for me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a principal.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I can't find my rabbit anywhere.

I will always hate you.

You are an artist.

We need to unite.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I am going to the party.

Plug it in here.

You could never need me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Your ego is like a beautiful song...

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Let's eat

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

You are my everything.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Hey, watch me smile.

Please, tell me.

Alright, who left a banana in the bathroom?

We are fun-loving.

A girl needs confidence.

Don't fool around.

This looks peculiar.

Can I make pizza?

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

You're coming with me!

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

How much time do you have?

I feel wonderful.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to betray me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

You made me cry on purpose.

No one can ever know that you survived.

We're no good.

This room is unstable.

I have needs.

I need to tell you about the outhouse.

We need to order pizza.

Hand me the slice of pizza.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Take the drink and die.

I know who you are.

I never felt so alone.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Who left a hammer in the living room?

You are my teacher.

Patience is a virtue

Get ready to run.

You should protect your mother.

It's not open.

You can't have it.

Manners maketh the man.

Hey, watch me dance.

Please, stop shouting.

You should ask for more money.

I will always want you.

It's time to go.

I'm the best shop assistant on this planet

Give it here.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Did you fart today?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

No one can ever know the truth.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want you to be cooperative.

This is the right time to be afraid.

When the party starts, start singing.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

You are a twit.

I have the will.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Your face has turned green.

You're going to need a knife.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You're crazy!

When I was little, I wanted to be a secretary.

I want you to stop me.

You could never hate me.

You're a god.

You are fanciful.

I have to tell you about the party.

I see you know what to do.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to stop following me.

Every stick has two ends.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I've reported it to the police.

I heard weeping coming from the classroom.

You're going to need a criminal.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

You should find your mother.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

This looks familiar.

Can I make it fun?

I never loved you.

I want you.

You should start a business.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Wealth is like a good book...

We need to go.

A girl needs her father.

We're cursed.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

This is a day to remember

What will you do, now that you've found God?

No one can ever know what we did.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the hole.

Someone's listening.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the interior designer.

It's not for sale.

I want that ant out of my house!

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I want you to clean up after me.

I want you to be opportunistic.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You won't find it.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Your ears have turned purple.

You never listen.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

You are a genius.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Can I make dumplings?

Why do you tease me, so much?

Faith will move mountains.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Please, remain silent.

You burned it on purpose.

I see you came prepared.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about the spring-roll.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I'm the best flight attendant who ever lived.

You could never despise me.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

You are so kind to me.

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

We're going to need a zookeeper.

I can offer you a banana.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I never listened.

Give me the can opener.

Alright, who left a whiskey in the pantry?

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I will always despise you.

I can't find my water anywhere.

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

I'll open it.

I want you to be softheaded.

Don't wait to be asked.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I love spring in India.

Can I make a treehouse?

You are the best person I have ever met.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

When the door opens, remain calm.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You are an inspiration.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Please, stop doing that.

A girl needs her grandfather.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

My love, it's so shiny.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I should ask for more money.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

You are my father.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I am going to Easter.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You're going to pay!

We are effeminate.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

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