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You are a godsend.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You're amazing!

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Can I make history?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

No one can ever know the truth.

It's almost over

Leave it outside.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I'm the best mobster who ever lived.

I despise you.

I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

My life matters.

I want you to stop tricking me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Open the window.

You should call your father.

We're going to need a fork.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I have to tell you about the party.

You're a ghost.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Be safe!

You devil!

Get ready to dance.

I'll open it.

Someone's coming this way.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Let's play

Delivery!

You are so kind to me.

Hey, watch me move.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Take this with water.

I have time.

Please, don't eat that.

You are my daughter.

Who left a Guinness in the wine cellar?

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

It's time to go.

You never say what you're thinking.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

It's giving me hope.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

I know who you are.

Why do you love me, so much?

Your cheeks have turned green.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to kill me.

This looks interesting.

I volunteer as tribute!

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I need to tell you about the cocktail.

You're under arrest!

I can offer you a milkshake.

Leave it alone.

I never loved you.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We're gods.

My life is a mystery.

This room is bugged.

Plug it in here.

A boy needs a job.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I can't find my Budweiser anywhere.

Just try not to cry

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Did you fart this morning?

Someone's watching us.

I'm trying to win.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Your nose has turned spotted.

You dropped it.

Get ready to run.

We are pugnacious.

I have the gun.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Be yourself!

I want that monkey out of my car!

This is a day to remember

Good luck!

I've reported it to the President.

We need to close it.

How dare you look at me!

Take this for luck.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

Can I make a treehouse?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You're going to need a beekeeper.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You're going to need a lot of food.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't just stand there.

I have powers.

I see you for who you are.

I am going to Easter.

Give me the slice of pizza.

Take the piano and go.

This looks odd.

Please, come closer.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I love winter in England.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I'm a god.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm no good.

Throw it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

You should make peace with your mother.

I never could make up my mind.

Stop, in the name of love.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I could never love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

We're ghosts.

You should quit.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

We need to make a plan.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Who left a water in the chapel?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Be careful!

I want you to listen to me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is a fine ship

I'll get ready.

Your nose has turned red.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

This room is shrinking.

You can't have it.

Whoop-whoop.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Did you fart yesterday?

I'm the only painter who ever lived.

There's no fool like an old fool.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I have needs.

Show me the saw.

How dare you laugh at me!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Friendship is like a beach...

It's time to go to bed.

I know where you were.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Don't ask any questions.

I want to tell you about the satyr.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I'm trying to forgive you.

A girl needs a job.

I love fall in Canada.

I want that crab out of my car!

It was your fault that we ran out of bread.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You burned it on purpose.

I'm going to need a taxi-driver.

You are so nice to me.

We've only got one option.

You will always want me.

Please, don't touch that.

You are an artist.

It's giving me grief.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You're crazy!

I want you to stop believing in me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I'm lucky.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I knew you could live like this.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Find some proof that he lied to you.

My life is over.

Someone's having a bad day.

Hey, watch me smile.

We need to stop.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Hand me the kite.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This looks edible.

No one can ever know what we did.

Get ready to laugh.

I just want a chardonnay. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I heard weeping coming from the library.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to hold me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I feel scared.

A boy needs boundaries.

We've only got one chance.

I see you every day.

Leave it here.

I'm trying to believe you.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Please, sit down.

Revenge is sweet.

I am hefty.

I'm going to need a spatula.

You are a genius.

Alright, who left a wolf in the office?

Don't get too close.

We're the same person.

I can offer you a grape juice.

Open the curtains.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Can I make a contribution?

I will always hate you.

I'm the greatest professor on this planet

You will always hate me.

Darling, it's dead.

You're going to need an inventor.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

This is a fine mess

You won't find it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

I want you to look at me.

Sound the alarm!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You are not my favourite.

You should ask your mother.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You monster!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's not heavy.

I know more than you realise.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This looks bad.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I'm alone in the universe.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

We need to help each other.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a good price.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Open the door.

No one will ever know

I volunteer to go!

You're really something!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to be moralistic.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

A girl needs discipline.

You never sing anymore.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

I'm trying to care.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Who left a shovel in the barn?

You are crying.

You found it.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

You should start a business.

How dare you smile at me!

I'm the worst magician on this planet

I want you to stop lying to me.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Your nose has turned black.

I want you to inspire me.

I've reported it to mother.

You are not my type.

We've only got one of these.

I want that penguin out of my car!

You're no good.

Hand me the skateboard.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Can I make a plan?

I love autumn in Australia.

You will always love me.

I am going to the party.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You're going to need a mason.

It's not safe.

Let's watch the game

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You are so mean to me.

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

I feel suspicious.

We need to go.

Your eyes have turned orange.

Am I dead, or not?

I'm a ghost.

You're coming with me!

I will always love you.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I am anxious.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I can offer you a cracker.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

When I was little, I wanted to be a geologist.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I heard laughter coming from the guest room.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We should ask for more money.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Can I make peace?

You need me.

I see you know what to do.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want that ant out of my room!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It's not in.

It's now or never

Be better!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Give me the spatula.

Wealth is like a beautiful melody...

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

We're going to need a can opener.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Please, look at me.

I'm insignificant.

I'm the greatest medic who ever lived.

I feel worked up.

I'm going to need a professor.

You never call me.

You're going down!

I love fall in India.

I've reported it to the press.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Let's drink

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

Get ready for this.

Put it here.

I want you to be dismayed.

Take the money and go.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I want you to marry me.

I can offer you a coffee.

You should find your father.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

This room is haunted.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

The pen is mightier than sword.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

I never wanted this.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This looks great.

I'm trying to save you.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Leave it until morning.

You are not my mother.

Open your heart.

It's not tight enough.

We are mealymouthed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

I love summer in Switzerland.

I want you to document my trip to England.

You could never despise me.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

I can offer you a job.

Running for office is like going to the beach...

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You're insignificant.

Did you eat yesterday?

You are an idiot.

You're going to need a saw.

You are so good to me.

I need to tell you about the lounge room.

Your ears have turned green.

I can offer you a Earl Grey tea.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Someone's locked the door.

Life is like a river...

Who left a candy-bar in the bathroom?

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to help me.

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Drop it here.

Let's get it

You never listen.

I want you to be indulgent.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

I'll sit on it.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I am arbitrary.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Can I make popcorn?

This is a stick up.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

How much courage do you have?

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Good morning!

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

It's not open.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Today is the day

You are my favourite.

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Give me the ukulele.

Learning is like lighting a candle...

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an illustrator.

I'm special.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

I am going to Christmas.

I love fall in England.

I want you to be poor.

I have lost the will to live.

You can have it.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm the greatest assassin who ever lived.

We're going to need a swimming coach.

Take the drink and go.

I want you to read to me.

You are a hero.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

I feel adventurous.

I see you came prepared.

You never stop to think.

Can I make sushi?

A problem shared is a problem halved.

It's time to make lunch.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

This room is unstable.

Okay, who left a whiskey in the conservatory?

Wealth is like a good book...

I can't find my bird anywhere.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Get ready, or get out.

I want to tell you about the slice of pizza.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I have a secret.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Dating is like gardening...

You are my mother.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I knew you could turn things around.

I want you to be sanctimonious.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Your nose has turned brown.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You love me.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

We're no good.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

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