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We're ghosts.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You should hide.
I am going to the party.
I want you to love me.
Someone's having a bad day.
You never stop to think.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I want you to stop tricking me.
My love, it's beautiful.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You are not my conscience.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Don't ask any questions.
I know who you are.
Be safe!
Let's watch the game
I can offer you a bread-stick.
This looks odd.
You are a poet.
Take this for luck.
Put it here.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Stop, in the name of love.
Pride comes before a fall.
You are so nice to me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want that camel out of my life!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm the greatest beautician on this planet
Take the piano and leave.
We're magnificent.
I have faith.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
We're going to need a can opener.
You angel!
This room is haunted.
I'll keep guard.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Leave it alone.
When the lights go out, hide.
I never really lived.
You can't have it.
This is a stick up.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Can I make a mess?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're a ghost.
I want you to be flexible.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Get ready, or get out.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are a liar.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I should think about this.
You could never need me.
I have the time.
Who left a saw in the wine cellar?
Good luck!
I need to tell you about the classroom.
Hey, watch me move.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I want you to help me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I see you every day.
You are disorderly.
I volunteer to go!
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're going to need a lot of water.
I've reported it to mother.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
It's not safe.
Let's get it
Plug it in here.
I love fall in Switzerland.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
All the world loves a lover.
I can't find my ant anywhere.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm the only paramedic on this planet
Your face has turned orange.
It's almost over
This looks wrong.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I want that cat out of my house!
It's giving me an error message.
You should call your mother.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Open the door.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm going to need a stunt double.
We're going to need a spoon.
I never wanted this.
Can I make popcorn?
You devil!
I'll get ready.
Please, listen to me.
Throw me the bike.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Someone's listening.
This is the right time to be angry.
Ha-cha-cha.
This room is unstable.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Get ready to die.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's time to pack your bags.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You could never love me.
My life is cursed.
Good night!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This is a fine mess
Be yourself!
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I volunteer to eat it!
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're under arrest!
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I should quit.
Open your heart.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want you to marry me.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
No one can ever know what we did.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I can offer you a cranberry juice.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
We've only got one of these.
A boy needs his father.
We're the same person.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm the best butcher who ever lived.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I want that penguin out of my room!
I've reported it to the President.
Can I make breakfast?
I need to tell you about Saturday.
You need it.
I'm a ghost.
This looks peculiar.
Let's dance
You're no good.
Please, give up while you can.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
We need to order pizza.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Take this with you.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You should find your father.
I'll get it.
Who left a guitar in the office?
You're going to need a shaman.
I have powers.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
If you don't want it, put it back.
You monster!
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
You are so good to me.
I volunteer as tribute!
I can offer you a good price.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I know the future.
This is a fine ship
I should ask for more money.
You are offensive.
My life matters.
It's not ready.
Leave it outside.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to stop loving me.
It's giving me hope.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Hand me the hammer.
You're amazing!
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
I can offer you a burger.
You will always love me.
Open the window.
I see you for who you are.
I love spring in India.
I'm the best firefighter on this planet
You're going to need a saw.
He was unconscious when I found him.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel stylish.
I have to tell you about the apple.
A girl needs her friends.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
You're lucky.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
You're a god.
You know it.
I never could make up my mind.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This looks interesting.
I want that otter out of my room!
Please, don't eat that.
Did you get lucky just now?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I am going to Easter.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Okay. Just do what I do.
You never have time for me.
Your cheeks have turned green.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
You are not my daughter.
You are a godsend.
I heard a noise coming from the waiting room.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want you to be decadent.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Show me the umbrella.
You're going to pay!
How much influence do you have?
You should write to your mother.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
When the party starts, remain calm.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I feel dejected.
We've only got one life.
Your fears are like chocolate...
You crashed the car on purpose.
We're going to need a cheesemaker.
A boy needs a job.
I love summer in India.
We need to make a plan.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Someone's in here.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
I see you came prepared.
I never wanted to die.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
Leave it until morning.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I know what to do.
When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.
I'm a god.
Who left a long white in the armory?
Let's go
You are an idiot.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a merlot.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You need me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You are engrossed.
You're crazy!
How dare you look at me!
We should buy a lottery ticket.
This room is shrinking.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Please, don't move.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
We're cursed.
I despise you.
It's not right.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
No one can ever know that I like you
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Don't get too close.
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I want you to be mystical.
A girl needs confidence.
We need to stop.
You should make peace with your mother.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I'm the greatest farmer who ever lived.
We're going to need a deputy.
I love winter in Canada.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a fork.
Someone's coming this way.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You are skinny.
This is the right time to be afraid.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You're never going to get away with this!
You won't find it.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Hey, watch me smile.
I'll watch.
Okay, who left a slice of pizza in the office?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Why do you hate me, so much?
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
It's not working.
This looks nice.
We're gods.
You should vote.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Show me the bread-stick.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
I can offer you a macchiato.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
You are my sunshine.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.
I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to kill me.
Please, stand.
I am going to the funeral.
I have the card.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Leave it here.
I knew you could turn things around.
We need to go.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
Friendship is like a beautiful song...
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Take the piano and die.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
When the party starts, hide.
I want you to be funky.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I'm going to need a spoon.
We're no good.
This is the right time to be happy.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I'm the worst goldsmith on this planet
You fascinate me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Sound the alarm!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Opposites attract.
I can offer you a milkshake.
I want that fox out of my car!
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
It's going to be okay
When I was little, I wanted to be an animal trainer.
I could never need you.
You never sing anymore.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Let's watch TV!
Open sesame.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
My life means nothing.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Good grief!
Can I make sushi?
How dare you smile at me!
Hey, watch me dance.
Please, wait here.
We need to play.
A girl needs her grandmother.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'm the only ventriloquist who ever lived.
You're insignificant.
You should make peace with your father.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Take this and pray.
You're coming with me!
Get ready to laugh.
You found it.
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop following me.
Alright, who left a bike in the office?
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I have to take this.
You could never despise me.
You're going to need a hammer.
I have money.
I knew you could open it.
Your eyes have turned orange.
You are my inspiration.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Don't wait to be asked.
I am sweet.
This is crazy
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I want you to be superstitious.
It's not yours.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
I never felt so alone.
We're going to need a criminal.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Can I make an igloo?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
My love, it's so shiny.
Your face has turned yellow.
Who left a hot dog in the basement?
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I have to tell you about the chapel.
You're really something!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I love fall in China.
You want it.
Good morning!
A girl needs discipline.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Life is like a guitar...
I want you to hold me.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Give me the can opener.
I could never want you.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I'm magnificent.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
We need to close it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I see you let yourself in.
Take the money and die.
Can I make a pillow fort?
I want that pony out of my room!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You are an artist.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
You are not my father.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I can't find my chai anywhere.
We should go to the police.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I have the knife.
I want to tell you about the merlot.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sleuth.
You never listen.
I can offer you a juice.
A girl needs love.
I have 20-20 vision.
Alright, who left a hammer in the bedroom?
I love winter in Switzerland.
Delivery!
Hopes are like spaghetti...
It's time to make lunch.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to be hardworking.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I know more than you realise.
Leave it to the professionals.
This looks suspicious.
We're lucky.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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