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When I was little, I wanted to be a principal.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I am going to the wedding.
Take the drink and die.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You should call your mother.
I never felt so alone.
I can offer you a sandwich.
Throw it here.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Okay, who left a Coke in the laundry?
Take this and pray.
I'm lucky.
Hand me the shovel.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
We've only got one bullet.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I have the letter.
I'll open it.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're a god.
It's not mine.
We need to make better decisions.
You are not my son.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm going to need an interior designer.
Patriotism is like a movie...
You never sing anymore.
Be better!
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
I love summer in Ireland.
You monster!
You are secretive.
You should hide.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I feel curious.
You will always fascinate me.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I need to tell you about the chardonnay.
I want that tiger out of my house!
Your face has turned stripey.
A girl needs boundaries.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm the best shaman who ever lived.
I want you to inspire me.
How dare you look at me!
Good night!
I knew you could make up your mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Plug it in here.
You should protect your mother.
Let's drink
We're insignificant.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Can I make magic?
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are so mean to me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to be mature.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't ask any questions.
Don't upset your father, not now.
We're the same person.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Open the curtains.
I am going to the funeral.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I'll wait here.
Hope is like a canvas...
It's time to make lunch.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You want it.
Having a child is like taking medicine...
Get ready to run.
We are enigmatic.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This looks great.
I can offer you a smoothie.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
You are my only hope.
We're going to need a miner.
Did you eat at work?
Am I dead, or not?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
When the lights go out, hide.
I want you to love me.
I've reported it to the press.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
We need to go.
You are an artist.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I see you came prepared.
This room is bugged.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Someone's having a bad day.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
When I was little, I wanted to be a singer.
You despise me.
How dare you smile at me!
Give it here.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Sound the alarm!
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Open the bottle.
I have time.
You're going to need a can opener.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I feel ticklish.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Alright, who left a screwdriver in the stable?
We're cursed.
You never say what you're thinking.
Can I make the world better?
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
I want you to stop looking at me.
My life matters.
Let's watch TV!
I'm a god.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Please, lie down.
We are excited.
It's giving me an error message.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm the best taxidermist on this planet
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
This is the right time to be happy.
You are so nice to me.
We've only got one option.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's time to go to bed.
I want you to be courageous.
I'm trying to help.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
Give me the spatula.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
My love, it's alive.
Get ready, or get out.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
You're under arrest!
I'll watch.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I have the card.
This room is shrinking.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You hate me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I knew you could see it through.
You are a poet.
Take the piano and die.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Time to shine
I see you are thinking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Your face has turned red.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
You should protect your father.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I feel lousy.
We're going to need a hammer.
You can't have it.
I want you to stop following me.
You're going to need a goatherd.
Someone's listening.
A girl needs love.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Okay, who left a can opener in the bedroom?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This looks familiar.
We need to make out.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
This is a day to remember
My life means nothing.
I want you to be decent.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I need you.
We're gods.
You're crazy!
I want you to kill me.
I want to tell you about the Hell.
Take this with water.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I never gave up hope.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
I know math.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Don't get too close.
This room is haunted.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Be safe!
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I want that cat out of my room!
We are inquisitive.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Let's get it
We're lucky.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I can offer you a cappuccino.
Good grief!
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Hey, watch me move.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Open your heart.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I'm the worst paramedic on this planet
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
This looks odd.
Take the money and leave.
I'll sit on it.
I'm a ghost.
You found it.
Can I make a list?
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
I've reported it to mother.
I volunteer myself!
You're never going to get away with this!
I want you to cook for me.
You fascinate me.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Give me the licorice twist.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You are my everything.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be amused.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to be thoughtless.
I see you smiling.
I am going to the party.
Delivery!
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I have 20-20 vision.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
You're going to need a candlemaker.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
This is a fine mess
No one suspects a thing
I need to tell you about the the fort.
You never smile.
I know what happened.
We need to order pizza.
I should hide.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want that kangaroo out of my life!
I never really lived.
I could never need you.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Who left a goldfish in the kitchen?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
A house is not a home.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Leave it to the professionals.
Good morning!
It's not tight enough.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
I've reported it to the police.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scout.
You are so kind to me.
Get ready to laugh.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I want you to marry me.
I am suspicious.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
You should call your father.
A girl needs her own room.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I'm the only magistrate who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Open it here.
I'm weird.
Can I make out?
You need it.
Poverty is like a winter's day...
I volunteer to eat it!
I want you to stop questioning me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Take the piano and leave.
You will always hate me.
You made me cry on purpose.
No one can ever know the truth.
Someone's locked the door.
This is a fine ship
You are my sunshine.
Did you eat just now?
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I have lost the will to live.
I know more than you realise.
I want you to be prim.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I feel daring.
It was my fault that the wedding was ruined.
I need to tell you about the the windmill.
I want you to listen to me.
Let's eat
You're going to need a shoemaker.
I want that tortoise out of my room!
Darling, it's alive.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
We're going to need a spatula.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're ghosts.
Get ready to die.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I love summer in China.
Please, don't move.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
We're going to need a lot of help.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Leave it alone.
Your strength is like a party...
I volunteer to go!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Hand me the chair.
I'll keep guard.
It's time to go.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You're lucky.
I'm the greatest gondolier who ever lived.
You never have time for me.
Who left a wombat in the library?
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Take this with you.
It's not going to fit.
My life is cursed.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I am enigmatic.
I want that donkey out of my life!
A girl needs her father.
We need to help each other.
I have the need, the need for speed.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Winners don't quit
You are so good to me.
You're really something!
It's your fault that the dog died.
Let's go
How much courage do you have?
I'm going to need a fork.
I can offer you a bagel.
Take the drink and go.
You are never too old to learn.
I feel frightened.
You are an idiot.
I am going to the grand opening.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I see you for who you are.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
If you're done, we'll get started.
Give me the banana.
Please, stop laughing.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
Can I make a home?
We've only got one hope.
You are my daughter.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I want to tell you about the tea.
I hate you.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
My life is a mystery.
I'll listen.
I have needs.
My love, it's so juicy.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You lost it.
I want you to be bright.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You will always despise me.
Drop it here.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You're going to need a saw.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You're going to need a hairdresser.
I should vote.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Maybe no one will notice
This looks interesting.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I love winter in India.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
A boy needs a job.
I see you have done this before.
I want to tell you about the dentist.
You are my teacher.
You're a ghost.
Take the money and go.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
I want that dinosaur out of my car!
Throw me the spatula.
I'm the best painter who ever lived.
Open the window.
We're special.
Your nose has turned green.
I can offer you a job.
Get ready for this.
Good luck!
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
You are a genius.
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.
Put it here.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
I have the will.
I could never want you.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
We need to fight.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You're going to need a spoon.
I want you to be old.
We've only got one of these.
It's giving me hope.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I know what to do.
This is crazy
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
A boy needs love.
Dying is like painting...
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Your lips have turned orange.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
You're going to need a student.
You could never hate me.
Can I make it worse?
Open sesame.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Be careful!
Why do you love me, so much?
You're coming with me!
I have powers.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I'm the greatest waiter who ever lived.
I want you to kiss me.
Whoop-whoop.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Who left a macchiato in the laundry?
I want you to stop tricking me.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are a liar.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
My love, it's so shiny.
Please, don't drink that.
Someone's watching us.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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