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We've only got one chance.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I've reported it to the President.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want you to stop me.

Alright, who left a fork in the lounge room?

Open it here.

Take the money and go.

I will always need you.

This is the worst time to be angry.

We're gods.

I volunteer to go!

I know math.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I'm a ghost.

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Get ready to run.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Can I make out?

You are not my mother.

I have the poem.

I love summer in Spain.

How dare you smile at me!

It's not safe.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can offer you a Guinness.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I want you to be compassionate.

Ha-cha-cha.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Someone's locked the door.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

You never say what you're thinking.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

This is a day to remember

You are so mean to me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Your ears have turned stripey.

I can offer you a job.

This room is unstable.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I should quit.

Let's dance

Show me the spoon.

Delivery!

You should protect your father.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I never gave up hope.

Did you fart at work?

You won't find it.

You burned it on purpose.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

We're the same person.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Get ready for this.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Can I make bubbles?

Who left a penguin in the guest room?

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm weird.

Reading is good for the soul.

We're going to need a knight.

I know what happened.

I am going to Easter.

Sound the alarm!

I feel ashamed.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I want you to look at me.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Good luck!

You devil!

How dare you laugh at me!

This looks bad.

We need to make out.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

I have 20-20 vision.

Someone's watching us.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

I knew you could live like this.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Leave it alone.

A girl needs love.

If you're done, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a stunt double.

Open the window.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Don't ask any questions.

Your nose has turned stripey.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Take the money and leave.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I never felt so alone.

Take this with water.

Be better!

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

You should pay the bill.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I love summer in Brazil.

Show me the bagel.

I want that bird out of my life!

I bet you know why I'm going.

Can I make the world better?

This room is haunted.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

My life is cursed.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

It's not going to fit.

You could never need me.

You are soft.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You never take me seriously.

I'm no good.

You are an idiot.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

Let's eat

We're ghosts.

Eating is good for the soul.

Please, wait here.

I'll get ready.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This looks wrong.

I'm trying to help.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I've reported it to the press.

Go the extra mile.

Open your heart.

Leave it outside.

I have to tell you about the the liferaft.

I want you to read to me.

We've only got one of these.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I volunteer to eat it!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

You angel!

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

We should go to the police.

Take the piano and go.

You're a god.

I see you let yourself in.

Hey, watch me dance.

She was unconscious when I found her.

It's giving me an error message.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Winners don't quit

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm the worst principal who ever lived.

You made me cry on purpose.

Give me the teddy bear.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

You're crazy!

Plug it in here.

We need to break up.

You should listen to your mother.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I have the gun.

Please, don't move.

We're weird.

Dammit, who left a kite in the sauna?

Be yourself!

You're going to need a wrench.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm going to need a jockey.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

When I was little, I wanted to be an athlete.

I love spring in England.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

The truth will out.

You are an artist.

Someone's in here.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You will always need me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I want you to be apathetic.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

This room is bugged.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

You are so nice to me.

Let's go

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's giving me grief.

I know who you are.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I've reported it to Interpol.

My life is a mystery.

I will always hate you.

You need it.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Throw me the shovel.

I have to tell you about the Coke.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I knew you could turn things around.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I am going to Christmas.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

I want you to love me.

Your cheeks have turned red.

It's time to go to bed.

I am charmless.

Can I make it better?

Please, stop laughing.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I feel fortunate.

Open the curtains.

I have the time.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I see you for who you are.

Good night!

Leave it here.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know how we did it.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

Hey, watch me smile.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'm the greatest dogcatcher who ever lived.

I never wanted this.

This looks interesting.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I can't find my juice anywhere.

Okay, who left a fork in the control room?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want that deer out of my car!

We're lucky.

I love summer in China.

When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

My life means nothing.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'll open it.

I want you to cook for me.

I am going to the grand opening.

A thing begun is half done.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Your face has turned brown.

How dare you look at me!

A girl needs her space.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

You are so kind to me.

We're going to need a blacksmith.

I volunteer as tribute!

Don't upset your father, not now.

We need to stay.

Don't just stand there.

Take the piano and leave.

Wisdom is like a mountain...

Get ready to dance.

We should hide.

I know where you were.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Someone's coming this way.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Who left a guitar in the corridor?

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

I see you smiling.

I feel creative.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You should write to your father.

It's not in.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I heard a noise coming from the garage.

This looks nice.

Take this and pray.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Today is the day

Good morning!

I have the scroll.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are my only hope.

I want you to listen to me.

It's time to make lunch.

I want that sheep out of my car!

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I knew you could fix it.

Can I make the bed?

I'm cursed.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I'm the greatest goatherd who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a director.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I want you.

You should ask for more money.

You are a hero.

I want you to be fashionable.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Open the door.

I'm trying to understand.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

You broke the vase on purpose.

My life matters.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

It's not yours.

We need to unite.

You dropped it.

You're a ghost.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I love spring in Germany.

A boy needs confidence.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

You are my reason for living.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I can offer you a cappuccino.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I need to tell you about the cracker.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

This room is shrinking.

You're going to need a fork.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I see you every day.

Who left a bagel in the armory?

We're insignificant.

I want that dog out of my life!

Hand me the bratwurst.

Learning is like doing the dishes...

You are incensed.

I'm the only juggler on this planet

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Darling, it's so juicy.

This is a fine mess

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I know more than you realise.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

This looks familiar.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I want you to document my trip to India.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

My life is over.

I can't find my moose anywhere.

I will always want you.

You should find your father.

I should hide.

It's not easy.

We need to eat.

Let's play

A boy needs his space.

It's giving me hope.

Please, stop doing that.

It's now or never

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

Why do you love me, so much?

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I'm trying to see the funny side.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I want you to marry me.

You could never fascinate me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

You monster!

Can I make an impression?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Who left a goldfish in the conservatory?

You're going to need a lawyer.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I can offer you an espresso.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

I feel hesitant.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Take the drink and leave.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I am going to the wedding.

I see you are thinking.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You lost it.

Open the bottle.

It's not heavy.

We're going to need a fork.

Someone's listening.

I am jolly.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

This looks odd.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Don't wait to be asked.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Your ears have turned green.

Maybe no one will notice

You should start a business.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I can offer you a soda.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

A girl needs her father.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

It was your fault that the crops died.

We need to fight.

I feel scared.

I knew you could open it.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Give me the spoon.

It's time to pack your bags.

You are my mother.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You are conciliatory.

I'm the greatest guide on this planet

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

I'll wait here.

This looks great.

I want you to stop following me.

Please, come in.

Let's watch the game

Imagination is like a beautiful song...

Drop it here.

This is the right time to be alone.

You're really something!

I volunteer myself!

I want that duck out of my life!

We're special.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I love autumn in Germany.

My love, it's dead.

I want you to clean up after me.

We need to help each other.

Who left an icecream in the kitchen?

Did you fart just now?

Good grief!

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Give me the guitar.

Get ready to die.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

A boy needs his friends.

You are a godsend.

I just want a chai. What's wrong with that?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I'll be here, if you need me.

Take the money and die.

Be safe!

We've only got one option.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I feel heartbroken.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

You never smile.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I'm the only park ranger who ever lived.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

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