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You monster!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I feel humiliated.
My life matters.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
This is the right time to be happy.
You won't find it.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I love spring in Spain.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'm going to need a knife.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Be yourself!
I should pay the bill.
Take this for luck.
A girl needs her space.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I know where you were.
This room is bugged.
This looks familiar.
I'm the only illustrator on this planet
If you don't want it, put it back.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are not my mother.
Life is like a violin...
I am going to the grand opening.
Please, tell me.
You are my inspiration.
I want you to clean up after me.
No one suspects a thing
Get ready to run.
This is a fine ship
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Don't upset your father, not now.
Why do you love me, so much?
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Who left a bike in the bathroom?
You never say what you're thinking.
Leave it alone.
I want you to be overimaginative.
It's not ready.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Take the piano and go.
No one can ever know that I like you
We're gods.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to document my trip to France.
You're a god.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't get too close.
I have money.
Whoop-whoop.
Give it here.
We're insignificant.
You should find your father.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
It's time to go to bed.
Can I make friends?
Open the curtains.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I feel relaxed.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
You're going to need a spoon.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
Be better!
You crashed the car on purpose.
You angel!
You're under arrest!
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Hand me the kebab.
I'm the worst cab driver on this planet
I want you.
You are the best person I have ever met.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I can offer you a job.
You are conciliatory.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Today is the day
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are my teacher.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Someone's in here.
I never loved you.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Okay, who left a seagull in the basement?
He was unconscious when I found him.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Please, come in.
I know more than you realise.
Take this with you.
We've only got one of these.
My life is a mystery.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
This room is shrinking.
Get ready for this.
We're the same person.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be high-handed.
Take the piano and leave.
You should listen to your mother.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I'm crazy.
You could never fascinate me.
I see you are thinking.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
It's giving me hope.
I feel excited.
Can I make magic?
I love autumn in Spain.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Your ears have turned black.
My love, it's so expensive.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my short black anywhere.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Let's dance
How much money do you have?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Leave it to the professionals.
A boy needs boundaries.
You're going to need a shovel.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm the best oracle on this planet
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You made me cry on purpose.
I'll sit on it.
You never do what I want.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
We are impressionable.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I have the knife.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I know what happened.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm trying to help.
My life is cursed.
Who left a hammer in the barn?
We should ask for more money.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Your face has turned green.
We're ghosts.
Good night!
Show me the cracker.
I'm a god.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Open the door.
You are an idiot.
It's not alive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I can offer you a Fanta.
I want you to be unique.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I've reported it to the press.
I am going to Christmas.
This looks peculiar.
Be careful!
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Just be yourself
Sound the alarm!
I see you came prepared.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I will always despise you.
You are my daughter.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
How dare you laugh at me!
A girl needs her grandfather.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We are cheating.
I know the future.
We're lucky.
Take the money and go.
This is a day to remember
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Death is like a movie...
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
You will always love me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I never wanted to die.
This room is unstable.
Okay, who left a beaver in the office?
Good luck!
Stop, in the name of love.
It's your fault that the crops died.
You're going to need a printer.
Please, wait here.
I'm a ghost.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want that otter out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I love autumn in Australia.
Can I make each day count?
You broke the vase on purpose.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
Get ready, or get out.
I have needs.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
A girl needs her own room.
This looks edible.
Leave it until morning.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
I want you to be individualistic.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I want you to kill me.
This is the right time to be here.
It's going to be okay
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
I'm the only torturer on this planet
I can offer you an apple.
I've reported it to the police.
This is a fine mess
You're going to pay!
I never gave up hope.
Open the window.
I want to tell you about the tropical juice.
Take the money and leave.
I want you to stop following me.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
It's time to go.
It's giving me an error message.
How dare you look at me!
I know what to do.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
Delivery!
I could never love you.
You're insignificant.
I love winter in Brazil.
I volunteer myself!
Someone's having a bad day.
I want that puppy out of my house!
You devil!
I see you have done this before.
Don't fool around.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Wealth is like a movie...
Good grief!
I have lost the will to live.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I'll wait here.
My life is over.
We should go to the police.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
You're going down!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
A boy needs his grandfather.
We need to unite.
Please, stop shouting.
We've only got one option.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Ha-cha-cha.
You are so good to me.
This is the right time to be amused.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I want you to stop lying to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I am going to the funeral.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Hey, watch me leave.
I have the letter.
I know math.
Be safe!
It's not the right size.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I never could make up my mind.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My life means nothing.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm the best florist who ever lived.
Dammit, who left a rum and coke in the library?
I see you for who you are.
You're going to need a miner.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
This is a stick up.
When I was little, I wanted to be an oracle.
Don't wait to be asked.
I can offer you a kebab.
I despise you.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Am I dead, or not?
I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.
I want you to cook for me.
You want it.
I want you to be unfathomable.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Your eyes have turned red.
You are so mean to me.
Please, don't eat that.
Show me the fork.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
I want you to stop loving me.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
How much luck do you have?
I want that camel out of my car!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
You are a hero.
We should vote.
I feel silly.
I've reported it to mother.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Can I make a plan?
Take the drink and die.
I have powers.
It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.
I love fall in China.
I have the scroll.
A girl needs her mother.
Your face has turned orange.
Show no mercy
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I never really lived.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Who left a wolf in the classroom?
I see you smiling.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I'm magnificent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Reading is good for the soul.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can't find my owl anywhere.
Please, don't move.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I'm going to need a butler.
You are dissonant.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
We need to make a plan.
Leave it here.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
I want you to kiss me.
You dropped it.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Someone's listening.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Good morning!
I have to tell you about the the palace.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I can offer you a burger.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I feel rebellious.
I'm cursed.
I'll help.
I am going to the wedding.
This looks interesting.
Open sesame.
You should go to the police.
Take this and pray.
I volunteer to eat it!
It's not going to fit.
I knew you could fix it.
Give me the umbrella.
It's giving me grief.
I'm going to need a busker.
Dying is like taking medicine...
I want you to stop blaming me.
You are a godsend.
Leave it outside.
I could never despise you.
I am unimaginative.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I have to tell you about Easter.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chauffeur.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Dammit, who left a fork in the barn?
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be lousy.
Let's eat
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm the greatest drummer on this planet
You never have time for me.
Did you eat today?
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Whatever happens, don't panic
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I've reported it to the President.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Please, be careful.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You are not my favourite.
I love summer in America.
I'm weird.
No one can ever know the truth.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Your ears have turned purple.
I want you to look at me.
A boy needs discipline.
You should listen to your father.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Open the bottle.
I knew you could open it.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Take this with water.
I want that moose out of my house!
I want you to be charismatic.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'll get ready.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
We're going to need a hammer.
Hey, watch me dance.
You should quit.
You can't have it.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
This looks bad.
When the door opens, start singing.
You hate me.
I want to tell you about the wine.
You're going to need a reporter.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Okay, who left a chair in the lobby?
Dare to dream
I can't find my fish anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Your ears have turned stripey.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I want you to listen to me.
Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...
I have a secret.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I can offer you a good price.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You're crazy!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I love summer in England.
A cat has nine lives.
It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.
I can offer you a merlot.
Throw it here.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are blissful.
I feel indecisive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Your face has turned purple.
I'm the best peddlar who ever lived.
Let's get it
I have the gun.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
We need to break up.
Someone's locked the door.
Did you eat just now?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
This looks suspicious.
This is the right time to be alone.
Alright, who left an apple in the closet?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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