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You're coming with me!

My life means nothing.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You are a handsome devil.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

How dare you laugh at me!

We need to play.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You're a ghost.

My love, it's alive.

I'll get ready.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We are bold.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I have the poem.

I want you to help me.

You want me.

I feel confident.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Sound the alarm!

I love autumn in America.

You lost it.

Who left a lizard in the walk-in freezer?

It's not easy.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Take the piano and die.

Take this and pray.

I have powers.

We're going to need a radiologist.

Don't fool around.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Plug it in here.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

We're the same person.

You are my teacher.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Be safe!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You should write to your father.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I am going to the wedding.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

This looks familiar.

Your cheeks have turned red.

I know the future.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm going to need a hammer.

Get ready for this.

No one can ever know the truth.

I volunteer to go!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I'm the worst chemist on this planet

Someone's watching us.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You should vote.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I heard a voice coming from the corridor.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

I feel confused.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're lucky.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

You will always need me.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

I never felt so alone.

I have the gun.

Leave it here.

I see you smiling.

You never call me.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

It's not mine.

Be better!

We've only got one of these.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Please, look at me.

I want you to be fashionable.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I've reported it to the press.

Who left an ukulele in the classroom?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Don't wait to be asked.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Your nose has turned orange.

It has to work

You are a godsend.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I bet you know why I'm here.

We're going to need a sniper.

I want you to love me.

I volunteer as tribute!

Give it here.

Good grief!

Take this with you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I'm the best assassin who ever lived.

Can I make a movie?

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I'm trying to understand.

My life matters.

I'll keep guard.

I know what to do.

You made me cry on purpose.

We're gods.

Give me the teddy bear.

I am going to the party.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I can offer you a job.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Hey, watch me move.

You should protect your mother.

Dating is like writing a memo...

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Someone's in here.

I want you to stop following me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You're a god.

We need to close it.

Leave it outside.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Let's play

I want that squirrel out of my life!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Whatever happens, don't panic

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the well.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's not dead.

This is a day to remember

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm cursed.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Take the piano and go.

This looks wrong.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Please, don't touch that.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I see you for who you are.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's time to go.

No one can ever know that I survived.

We're going to need a fork.

I love winter in Brazil.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sailor.

We're ghosts.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

He was unconscious when I found him.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I feel stupid.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You are so kind to me.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are an idiot.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

Open the curtains.

Good morning!

Throw it here.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I can offer you a good price.

Hand me the kite.

You should ask your father.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

I never loved you.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

We've only got one hope.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Did you fart today?

Get ready to laugh.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

You devil!

Hey, watch me smile.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I knew you could survive.

I am going to Easter.

We are infatuated.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are not my son.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I see you know what to do.

Someone's having a bad day.

How dare you look at me!

I volunteer myself!

It's time to make lunch.

You burned it on purpose.

I can offer you a cappuccino.

I want you to stop me.

You never have time for me.

I'll watch.

Darling, it's dead.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Am I dead, or not?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

My life is cursed.

You are a twit.

You should make peace with your mother.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Open sesame.

No one will ever know

You dropped it.

We should ask for more money.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I never really lived.

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

I have lost the will to live.

Eating is good for the soul.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

It's not ready.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Make haste slowly.

Don't ask any questions.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

This looks odd.

I want you to be circumspect.

I'm going to need a spatula.

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Can I make it through?

Please, stand.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You are so mean to me.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

It's your fault that the cat died.

It's giving me hope.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

We're going to need a bodyguard.

You're going to need a lot of money.

You monster!

I just want a key. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a banana.

I volunteer to eat it!

Take the piano and leave.

I want that shark out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We're special.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to read to me.

You are my son.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

I'm a ghost.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You should think about this.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You could never fascinate me.

We need to open it.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

You never take me seriously.

How much influence do you have?

Let's watch TV!

Drop it here.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Just be yourself

I love fall in Brazil.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Someone's coming this way.

When I was little, I wanted to be a writer.

I see you let yourself in.

This room is haunted.

I'll sit on it.

Take this with water.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Good luck!

Please, give me that.

Delivery!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I never wanted this.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

How dare you smile at me!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Hey, watch me leave.

You know it.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Don't get too close.

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I want that camel out of my house!

I have money.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I want you to listen to me.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

A boy needs his mother.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm crazy.

Can I make an impression?

Money is the root of all evil.

Get ready to run.

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.

You are a genius.

I knew you could see it through.

Take the drink and die.

I feel embarrassed.

It's time to pack your bags.

This looks great.

You're crazy!

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Today is the day

No one can ever know what we did.

I should think about this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

We're going to need a botanist.

You are not my type.

It's not yours.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I am shrewd.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

Who left a chair in the walk-in freezer?

You broke the vase on purpose.

You hate me.

I can offer you a latte.

Did you eat just now?

I love you.

We've only got one chance.

This is the worst time to be here.

I'm trying to believe you.

I'll listen.

Hand me the muffin.

I know where you were.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I'm the best hairdresser who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You're going to pay!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Leave it to the professionals.

A boy needs his own room.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I'm magnificent.

My life is a mystery.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I love spring in Australia.

I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.

Dammit, who left a chocolate milkshake in the wine cellar?

I have time.

I want that goldfish out of my room!

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You should find your father.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

I can offer you an apple.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I never could make up my mind.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I knew you could turn things around.

We need to unite.

Be careful!

I am going to Christmas.

We've only got one life.

Dreams are like chocolate...

This is the worst time to be alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

My life is over.

I'm insignificant.

This looks nice.

You're going to need a lot of food.

This room is unstable.

I want you to hold me.

Can I make up a story?

You will always love me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I need you.

You are a poet.

Stop, in the name of love.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You're going to need a can opener.

Who left a zebra in the stable?

Don't upset your father, not now.

Did you eat this morning?

No one can ever know that I like you

You need it.

You angel!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Open the window.

You never listen.

We need to make a plan.

I love summer in France.

Take the money and go.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I'm the only navigator on this planet

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

We are perfectionist.

I can offer you a mojito.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to be winning.

I'm going to need a herbalist.

Your tongue has turned grey.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want that lemur out of my car!

Throw me the fork.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

Open it here.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You are so nice to me.

Get ready, or get out.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I feel terrified.

You deserve this

I've reported it to mother.

A boy needs his grandmother.

This room is shrinking.

Someone's listening.

It's giving me an error message.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'm a god.

You are an artist.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I see you are thinking.

Let's get it

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Take the drink and leave.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I am reverential.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I have the knife.

This is a fine mess

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We're going to need a shovel.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I can't find my crow anywhere.

I heard a howl coming from the stable.

I love winter in Ireland.

You never do what I want.

You're no good.

When I was little, I wanted to be an impersonator.

Good night!

I'm the worst botanist who ever lived.

Silence construes consent.

I'm trying to help.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Give me the bike.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I need to tell you about the matador.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Can I make connections?

I feel helpless.

You're amazing!

I want you to stop tickling me.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Show no mercy

Leave it until morning.

Your lips have turned grey.

I want you to betray me.

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