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A girl needs her grandfather.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
We need to make better decisions.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Please, wait here.
I want that chicken out of my life!
Did you eat today?
I've reported it to the press.
Someone's having a bad day.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
We're going to need a rat catcher.
Hey, watch me move.
I have to tell you about Easter.
No one can ever know the truth.
Delivery!
I want you to be resentful.
Take this with water.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You dropped it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
You angel!
I can offer you a cappuccino.
Take the money and go.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Who left a water in the dining room?
You will always fascinate me.
Good things come to those who wait.
I have a secret.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to stop loving me.
Get ready to dance.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I love winter in Brazil.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This is a fine mess
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I feel disgusting.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'll get ready.
This room is shrinking.
Show me the fishcake.
I am youthful.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're crazy!
I see you for who you are.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are an artist.
You should disown your mother.
Let's dance
I'm special.
This is the worst time to be happy.
We're going to need a can opener.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want you.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Please, don't move.
We're going to need a goldsmith.
You never smile.
I never really lived.
I have the scroll.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I'm the greatest lawyer who ever lived.
I want that chipmunk out of my car!
Good luck!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Why do you love me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to be studious.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I want you to inspire me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Someone's watching us.
We need to eat.
I am going to the party.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
It's not heavy.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I want you to stop lying to me.
Your nose has turned stripey.
My life is over.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Be careful!
You're a ghost.
You monster!
This looks bad.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
How dare you smile at me!
I want to tell you about the waiting room.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Your lips have turned purple.
It's time to make lunch.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are my only hope.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are objective.
A boy needs his friends.
Hand me the kite.
Don't just stand there.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
Give it here.
Whoop-whoop.
No one can ever know what we did.
I've reported it to the President.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I can offer you a spring-roll.
You are an idiot.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You're really something!
I'm the greatest hunter on this planet
I feel cowardly.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Take the money and leave.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I volunteer to eat it!
Get ready, or get out.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Sound the alarm!
I'll open it.
You're going to need a shovel.
Let's watch TV!
This is the right time to be amused.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're the same person.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You never stop to think.
Someone's coming this way.
Open sesame.
You are so good to me.
I can offer you a good price.
You're lucky.
Leave it here.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's not working.
I want that turtle out of my house!
You're a god.
When I was little, I wanted to be a researcher.
You should make peace with your mother.
I see you are thinking.
It's giving me a headache.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's going to be okay
My life is cursed.
I have needs.
You will always love me.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I love spring in America.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want you to stop me.
You can't have it.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I have the knife.
You are intense.
We need to close it.
Show me the banana.
Be better!
This room is unstable.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I feel confused.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Your lips have turned yellow.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I will always need you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're going to need a construction worker.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
No one can ever know that I was here.
Let's get it
You are so kind to me.
Who left a crocodile in the basement?
I can offer you a macchiato.
I need to tell you about the the escape-pod.
Your face has turned stripey.
You burned it on purpose.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Someone's in here.
I want you to be incapable.
Get ready to laugh.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
I'll get it.
Just try not to cry
I love summer in Antarctica.
I never could make up my mind.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
It's time to go.
We're ghosts.
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I'm trying to believe you.
I volunteer to go!
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want that ant out of my house!
I feel impulsive.
This is a day to remember
How dare you look at me!
I see you smiling.
I want you to marry me.
My life is a mystery.
You are not my conscience.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
It's giving me an error message.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'm the best garbage collector who ever lived.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Throw me the skateboard.
This looks suspicious.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'm cursed.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
It's not right.
Can I make out?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I'm going to need a trapper.
We need to stop.
I can offer you a merlot.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
You should vote.
My love, it's alive.
You should make peace with your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be an editor.
Get ready to die.
Good night!
This is the perfect time to be here.
You can have it.
Please, listen to me.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Open your heart.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You are pleased.
When the lights go out, start singing.
We've only got one bullet.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I love winter in Germany.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
I am going to the funeral.
I'm a ghost.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Who left a Guinness in the barn?
You fascinate me.
I see you know what to do.
I want you to kill me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm the greatest coroner on this planet
I'm lucky.
It's time to go to bed.
I know what to do.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I want you to be antisocial.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can offer you a Heineken.
I want you to stop smelling me.
My love, it's so shiny.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
Am I dead, or not?
You never take me seriously.
I'm trying to open it.
We need to help each other.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Take the piano and die.
Hand me the guitar.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want that tiger out of my house!
You're going to need an architect.
You are my mother.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I never wanted this.
Today is the day
This looks familiar.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
We've only got one life.
It never rains but it pours.
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
I've reported it to the police.
Who left a skateboard in the guest room?
I have faith.
I love fall in Brazil.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
We're insignificant.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Open the bottle.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'm going to need a fork.
A girl needs a job.
Leave it until morning.
You will always want me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I see you every day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I can offer you a cracker.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Drop it here.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Am I coming with you, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I will always love you.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Can I make a sound?
You are a hero.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
This looks nice.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
You are not my father.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have powers.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
You won't find it.
I love summer in America.
Someone's locked the door.
I am going to the wedding.
Hand me the chair.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You're under arrest!
Who left a Guinness in the armory?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
A girl needs discipline.
Put it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
This is a stick up.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I feel optimistic.
I want to tell you about the party.
I can offer you a Powerade.
You are so nice to me.
Open the window.
I heard a sound coming from the walk-in freezer.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
Just breathe
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
It's not for sale.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
This looks odd.
Take this and pray.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Buying a house is like painting...
Get ready to run.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
I want you to look at me.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You are my daughter.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I am assertive.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Who left a screwdriver in the studio?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Let's watch the game
I love spring in Antarctica.
My life matters.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I am going to Christmas.
You found it.
Darling, it's dead.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
You should ask your father.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Your face has turned grey.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
You hate me.
I want you to be cautious.
Take the drink and die.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I'm trying to win.
You are not my daughter.
We need to fight.
Fears are like marshmallows...
Be safe!
Open it here.
You are my son.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I have lost the will to live.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
How much luck do you have?
A girl needs her space.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I'm the best jockey who ever lived.
We've only got one of these.
I'll wait here.
Give me the fork.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Can I make amends?
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Leave it outside.
No one will ever know
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I'm going to need a saw.
Take this for luck.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I know where you were.
I want you to be enthusiastic.
Don't get too close.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
This is a fine ship
I never hurt anybody.
This room is bugged.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You're special.
We are proud.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
You are so mean to me.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
I'm the best sniper on this planet
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I want you to stop following me.
Dammit, who left a banana in the wine cellar?
We need to make a plan.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
All that glitters is not gold.
I have money.
I have the time.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
We're going to need a priest.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Your tongue has turned green.
We're gods.
You're going to need a knife.
I'll listen.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Dare to dream
You should protect your mother.
Justice is like a camera...
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one chance.
I know more than you realise.
You could never hate me.
You never listen.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can offer you a beer.
You are trembling.
I'm a god.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I could never hate you.
I'm the worst student on this planet
I want you to betray me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an oracle.
Can I make a contribution?
It's your fault that the dog died.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You are a poet.
Show me the bread-stick.
I see you came prepared.
I want to tell you about the bathroom.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
You devil!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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