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This looks suspicious.
You made me cry on purpose.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
This room is unstable.
How dare you smile at me!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
No one can ever know what we did.
It's time to pack your bags.
Don't get too close.
You dropped it.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You're amazing!
A girl needs her own room.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm trying to leave.
We're going to need a saw.
I volunteer as tribute!
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You're a ghost.
I want you to betray me.
I never could make up my mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You are so good to me.
Why do you love me, so much?
We should go to the police.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Sound the alarm!
I am going to Christmas.
You're going to need a hunter.
I know what happened.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
My love, it's so expensive.
You will always hate me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Take this and pray.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Put it here.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Let's go
I have the knife.
I want that tortoise out of my house!
Open the bottle.
Who left a shovel in the wine cellar?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Leave it until morning.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Can I make a list?
Get ready to dance.
Someone's coming this way.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I'm insignificant.
I'll keep guard.
Hand me the hammer.
I see you know what to do.
You are a liar.
I love winter in India.
Good morning!
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I want you to help me.
I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.
Be safe!
This is a stick up.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm the worst goatherd on this planet
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I want you to be unbelieving.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I have faith.
I need to tell you about the kitchen.
You are so nice to me.
I just want a margarita. What's wrong with that?
Please, remain silent.
A girl needs her space.
You never do what I want.
The first thing to consider is safety.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're going to need a wrench.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You broke it.
Delivery!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I never hurt anybody.
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I could never love you.
When the party starts, remain calm.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I volunteer to go!
You should protect your mother.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
I'm no good.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
My life is a mystery.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're going to need a biologist.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Show me the can opener.
Who left an ukulele in the lounge room?
I want you to document my trip to England.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Get ready to run.
I want that spider out of my life!
I love winter in China.
Someone's listening.
I have lost the will to live.
I see you have done this before.
Good luck!
We need to play.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
Happiness is like an ocean...
This is a fine ship
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We are grieved.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Let's play
You want it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.
Please, give up while you can.
You're never going to get away with this!
Your nose has turned orange.
This is the right time to be happy.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
When I was little, I wanted to be a musician.
Be better!
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
You angel!
It never rains but it pours.
We've only got one life.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I heard a howl coming from the walk-in freezer.
Can I make sense?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm magnificent.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Patience is a virtue
Why do you hate me, so much?
I feel ridiculous.
I volunteer to eat it!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are my sunshine.
I never gave up hope.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I want you to stop me.
It's time to go to bed.
I want that snail out of my house!
I love autumn in India.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Take this with water.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I want you to be casual.
This room is haunted.
I've reported it to the police.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I'm trying to believe you.
I have the letter.
Your eyes have turned white.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
I'll help.
I'm the worst artist on this planet
I want you to stop following me.
You are an artist.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I have to tell you about the fishcake.
A boy needs love.
When I was little, I wanted to be an executioner.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Take the money and leave.
You are so mean to me.
You burned it on purpose.
Open sesame.
We're the same person.
How dare you laugh at me!
Be careful!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
My love, it's so juicy.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I knew you could turn things around.
Good grief!
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Did you fart this morning?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I can offer you a merlot.
Please, don't take that.
You are not my favourite.
Get ready, or get out.
I should hide.
Take this for luck.
This looks nice.
I could never want you.
I want you to love me.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
I have the gun.
I'll open it.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is the right time to be amused.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I feel proud.
You're going to need a painter.
Can I make a pact?
I am going to Easter.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
You are a thief.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I see you every day.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
We're ghosts.
Who left a hammer in the bedroom?
My life is over.
You love me.
We are delicate.
I want you to be responsible.
I volunteer myself!
You devil!
You never sing anymore.
You should find your mother.
I love fall in France.
I have money.
I'm a god.
Did you eat yesterday?
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Take this with you.
I can offer you a carrot.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Please, stop smoking.
Your eyes have turned pink.
It's giving me a headache.
We're going to need a lot of water.
I want that goat out of my life!
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Get ready to laugh.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
It's time to go.
Hand me the kite.
I'm the only cosmonaut on this planet
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I want you to stop blaming me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I want you to clean up after me.
This room is shrinking.
Crime doesn't pay.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
This looks bad.
We've only got one chance.
I'm trying to care.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Your tongue has turned brown.
We're going to need a knife.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I never felt so alone.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
We are treacherous.
It was your fault that the movie sucked.
Someone's having a bad day.
We need to stay.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
This is crazy
Good night!
Hey, watch me leave.
How dare you look at me!
You are not my conscience.
Please, don't move.
Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
You are an inspiration.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You're really something!
This is a day to remember
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You will always fascinate me.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Darling, it's so expensive.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You should listen to your mother.
I love summer in Australia.
I'm the worst fishmonger who ever lived.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I know where you were.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Get ready to die.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I love you.
You are my inspiration.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to be stupefied.
I can offer you a beer.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want you to stop tricking me.
This looks wrong.
Open the window.
You monster!
We should buy a lottery ticket.
A girl needs her mother.
We need to close it.
I want that dog out of my car!
I am fickle.
Take the piano and go.
Failure is like a picnic in the park...
This is the worst time to be angry.
Let's get it
We've only got one bullet.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
When I was little, I wanted to be a salesperson.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I feel bewildered.
I want you to read to me.
Hand me the guitar.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
Who left a cider in the stable?
This is a fine mess
When the door opens, start crying.
It's not heavy.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
It's now or never
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
How much luck do you have?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to be cowardly.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Leave it here.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I never wanted to die.
Can I make a contribution?
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Hand me the chicken wing.
I can offer you a job.
You're crazy!
I feel selfish.
We're going to need a wrench.
You're a god.
Someone's locked the door.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I could never despise you.
I know who you are.
I heard a noise coming from the lounge room.
Don't wait to be asked.
I need to tell you about the shapeshifter.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Ha-cha-cha.
I'll wait here.
My love, it's alive.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Today is the day
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
You're special.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
It's your fault that the wig came off.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Your tongue has turned red.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know the truth.
No one can ever know that you survived.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
Reading is all I can manage now.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Take the drink and die.
This looks interesting.
Am I dead, or not?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You never take me seriously.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are disappointed.
It's not open.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I feel clumsy.
Open the curtains.
She was unconscious when I found her.
A girl needs her father.
I have the will.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Throw me the fishcake.
We need to help each other.
Please, lie down.
I'm the best coroner on this planet
You are a genius.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I see you came prepared.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
You should listen to your father.
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to be overimaginative.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
I am thankful.
Who left a tea in the cell?
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Let's dance
My life matters.
I'm weird.
I have a secret.
I love summer in Canada.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
It's giving me grief.
You're going down!
Show me the ukulele.
Friendship is like a party...
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You can do this
I could never need you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dietician.
Can I make promises?
It's not tight enough.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You're going to need a shovel.
You never stop to think.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I am solemn.
I want that monkey out of my car!
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Your eyes have turned spotted.
Please, give me that.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You are not my mother.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am going to the funeral.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I want you to inspire me.
Someone's in here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I'll listen.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
You broke the vase on purpose.
All's fair in love and war.
It's giving me hope.
You're going to pay!
We're going to need a private detective.
Who left an ant in the walk-in freezer?
Take the drink and leave.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I can offer you a muffin.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I want you to stop loving me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm the only hypnotist who ever lived.
Did you eat last night?
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Can I make muffins?
I need you.
I want you to be circumspect.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are my mother.
You lost it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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