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Take the money and go.
You found it.
I know what to do.
Take this with you.
Honesty is the best policy.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're going to need an archer.
Delivery!
I am gentle.
Someone's locked the door.
I'm a ghost.
We're weird.
It's time to go to bed.
You're going to need a spoon.
Hey, watch me smile.
Your tongue has turned purple.
It's not the right size.
I want you to be contemplative.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You are my son.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I'm the worst explorer who ever lived.
We're the same person.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I hate you.
I want you to listen to me.
This is crazy
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Don't fool around.
No one can ever know the truth.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are a godsend.
We need to break up.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Open the curtains.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
You should listen to your father.
Leave it alone.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Let's dance
Find some proof that he lied to you.
You never have time for me.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Hand me the icecream.
I heard a sound coming from the conservatory.
This looks bad.
I feel tense.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
My life means nothing.
I have time.
I am going to Easter.
Leave it here.
This room is shrinking.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm going to need an author.
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
You broke the vase on purpose.
You can't always get what you want.
Your ears have turned green.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
You're under arrest!
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Hey, watch me leave.
I have the poem.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Someone's coming this way.
It's not in.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Good night!
You could never need me.
I'm a god.
You are not my mother.
Get ready to die.
I'm the worst plumber on this planet
I want you to stop following me.
How dare you laugh at me!
Ha-cha-cha.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You should start a business.
I see you came prepared.
Who left a duck in the bathroom?
We need to close it.
Sound the alarm!
You can do this
Am I under arrest, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
You devil!
You broke it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I want you to hold me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are a hero.
Please, stop doing that.
I volunteer as tribute!
A girl needs discipline.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Eating is good for the soul.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I've reported it to the police.
I want that frog out of my life!
You are so good to me.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You never stop to think.
I never felt so alone.
I feel healthy.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I could never despise you.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
When I was little, I wanted to be an archaeologist.
Hey, watch me move.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Don't just stand there.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
This looks wrong.
You are my father.
You should disown your mother.
I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.
I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.
You made me cry on purpose.
Take the money and leave.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Open the bottle.
You're a ghost.
It's time to brush your teeth.
My life is over.
Hand me the apple.
I am opportunistic.
This is a stick up.
We need to eat.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Haste makes waste.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're crazy!
I want you to clean up after me.
I want you to be disinterested.
Who left a ball in the bedroom?
We're going to need a fork.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I want you to stop smelling me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a good price.
We're going to need a cheesemaker.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Take this and pray.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I am going to Christmas.
I feel surprised.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You fascinate me.
Someone's watching us.
I could never want you.
We're gods.
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have the knife.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
You are the best person I have ever met.
Can I make history?
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You are a poet.
Take the piano and die.
When the bell rings, start crying.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Let's eat
I want that crab out of my car!
All's well that ends well
Give me the bratwurst.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I need to tell you about the sniper.
I've reported it to the press.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
How dare you look at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
I can offer you a pickle.
I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.
Open it here.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
We're going to need a can opener.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I can offer you a job.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to stop tricking me.
We're going to need a conductor.
I love spring in China.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to kill me.
We've only got one of these.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
We're ghosts.
Can I make a contribution?
Knitting is good for the soul.
Youth is wasted on the young.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Good grief!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
A boy needs boundaries.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I have a secret.
You are busy.
You will always love me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
My life matters.
You are a genius.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Show me the bike.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
You're coming with me!
I will always need you.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Please, be careful.
It's now or never
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
Take the piano and go.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You never smile.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
We've only got one chance.
I love fall in England.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
You are not my favourite.
I can offer you a Heineken.
You can't have it.
Your eyes have turned purple.
Learning is like doing the shopping...
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
Did you fart at work?
You monster!
My love, it's so juicy.
I feel tenacious.
I have to tell you about the griffin.
When the party starts, hide.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I want you to stop me.
I have the will.
I want you to be noncompetitive.
Can I make each day count?
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Get ready to laugh.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Open the window.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Stop, in the name of the law.
Be yourself!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Let's drink
It's not heavy.
This looks familiar.
We need to stay.
You're insignificant.
You are my love.
No one can ever know what we did.
I see you have done this before.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
This room is haunted.
I'm the best oracle on this planet
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
A boy needs his own room.
I heard a noise coming from the pantry.
I knew you could survive.
You are not my father.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I am going to the grand opening.
Drop it here.
I love spring in Antarctica.
My life is a mystery.
You need it.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
I'll sit on it.
I want you to help me.
Maybe no one will notice
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Please, don't drink that.
This is a day to remember
We're going to need a saw.
It's time to make lunch.
Who left a candy-bar in the lobby?
Romance is like a guitar...
Reading is good for the soul.
Did you get lucky just now?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
This room is bugged.
I'm magnificent.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I'm trying to win.
Throw me the bike.
I see you are thinking.
I want that squirrel out of my room!
We need to help each other.
This looks odd.
I want you to be simple.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I know where you were.
Leave it to the professionals.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the worst time to be amused.
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I've reported it to mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You should ask your mother.
It's going to be okay
How much influence do you have?
Your cheeks have turned purple.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You will always want me.
Can I make friends?
I need to tell you about the Guinness.
I want you to stop loving me.
We should vote.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You angel!
Be better!
I'm going to need a sound technician.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Darling, it's alive.
I feel tearful.
This is a fine ship
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to look at me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
You are not my son.
Please, don't move.
When the bell rings, hide.
You are my inspiration.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
We're no good.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to be warm.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Take this with water.
I want that cat out of my car!
I have the card.
I'll wait here.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I never wanted this.
Get ready to run.
We've only got one life.
I have 20-20 vision.
I love spring in Germany.
Throw me the skateboard.
Your lips have turned brown.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
This looks interesting.
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Who left a beer in the corridor?
I have to tell you about the whiskey.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You're never going to get away with this!
I want you to stop lying to me.
How much money do you have?
I'm going to need a ninja.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
We need to go.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I feel strong.
I should go to the police.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Good morning!
I want you to read to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Be careful!
Finding a job is like writing a to do list...
You are an inspiration.
I see you know what to do.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
This is a fine mess
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You should find your mother.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Please, don't take that.
Can I make the team?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
A boy needs his father.
I have money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Death is like a good book...
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
Get ready, or get out.
I love fall in Spain.
This looks peculiar.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I never loved you.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
We need to order pizza.
I want you to betray me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I volunteer myself!
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
I know the future.
I have to tell you about the candy-bar.
Give me the spoon.
I feel impatient.
I'm trying to believe you.
I'm the best hotelier who ever lived.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are so nice to me.
Someone's in here.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Your face has turned grey.
You never listen.
You should call your mother.
Whatever happens, don't panic
You're a god.
We should go to the police.
Who left a merlot in the guest room?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I have to tell you about Easter.
I could never need you.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I'm going to need a knife.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I see you smiling.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You are experimental.
I have needs.
This looks nice.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Stop, in the name of love.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
It's not going to fit.
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Your eyes have turned black.
I love winter in America.
I am going to the wedding.
Throw me the hot dog.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I have the letter.
I feel timid.
You're amazing!
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I'm the worst busker on this planet
It's giving me a headache.
You could never want me.
Open sesame.
I should ask for more money.
You're going to need a coach.
I am fun-loving.
I want you to be mannered.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Leave it outside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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