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I'm lucky.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are not my conscience.
Be better!
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
We're gods.
Take this and pray.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
You angel!
Don't get too close.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
You're going to pay!
Let's watch the game
My love, it's so juicy.
I want you to stop following me.
How dare you look at me!
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
We're going to need an entrepreneur.
Seize the day.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Leave it to the professionals.
We need to help each other.
I never wanted to die.
I knew you could fix it.
I heard a sound coming from the closet.
I want you to be insincere.
Sound the alarm!
Your happiness is like a camera...
This room is shrinking.
We should start a business.
Good night!
I see you every day.
We're going to need a can opener.
This is the right time to be angry.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Your ears have turned yellow.
I've reported it to the press.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I have the gun.
We've only got one option.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
He was unconscious when I found him.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I volunteer to go!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have to tell you about Friday.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
My life is over.
Get ready to die.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Throw me the hot dog.
Okay, who left a pickle in the garage?
Please, stop crying.
Can I make up a story?
Open it here.
You will always want me.
I'm a god.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I love summer in Switzerland.
I am going to the funeral.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
We're the same person.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I feel cheerful.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You monster!
This is a stick up.
Open the window.
Be safe!
I want to tell you about the bathroom.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Put your best foot forward.
I want that kitten out of my life!
This looks odd.
We need to fight.
You are my mother.
You made me cry on purpose.
I know what happened.
I'll sit on it.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I never hurt anybody.
You are an idiot.
A girl needs her mother.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You never call me.
Ha-cha-cha.
Getting married is like lighting a candle...
My love, it's alive.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You dropped it.
You're alone in the universe.
Leave it until morning.
Please, don't touch that.
They know it was me
I'm trying to open it.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Let's drink
Take the drink and go.
I heard a voice coming from the pantry.
You're coming with me!
I have the knife.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You need me.
I want you to listen to me.
Delivery!
I volunteer as tribute!
It's not heavy.
I see you smiling.
You're going to need a spoon.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Good grief!
Can I make out?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
This room is bugged.
Give it here.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I want you to be kind.
I have a secret.
It takes one to know one.
I feel hungry.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're ghosts.
This looks suspicious.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I can offer you a good price.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that puppy out of my car!
I'm going to need a playwright.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I know where you were.
We've only got one hope.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You are my sunshine.
Please, stop smoking.
This is the right time to be happy.
Someone's in here.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I'm the only thief on this planet
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Find some proof that she tricked you.
We're insignificant.
Life is like a party...
I love spring in Germany.
You broke it.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You are an artist.
Open your heart.
I've reported it to the President.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Can I make a cake?
Hey, watch me move.
I'm trying to win.
I want you to look at me.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I have the will.
You hate me.
Dammit, who left a hammer in the living room?
I am going to the grand opening.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Your face has turned spotted.
This room is haunted.
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
We're going to need a saw.
Get ready for this.
I see you have done this before.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I feel sweaty.
I want that duck out of my house!
Throw me the wrench.
Don't just stand there.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
I'll get it.
You're a ghost.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Let's go
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Take the drink and leave.
I knew you could see it through.
You're lucky.
I love fall in Canada.
This looks edible.
You can't have it.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you.
You should ask your father.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the classroom.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I can't find my fork anywhere.
We need to eat.
No one will ever know
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
My life is cursed.
This is a fine mess
It's time to go to bed.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I want you to help me.
I am going to the party.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a greengrocer.
Open the curtains.
No one can ever know that I like you
I know who you are.
Let's get it
Sorry, I have to take this.
Get ready to dance.
It's not open.
I want that goose out of my car!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I'm a ghost.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Please, be careful.
We've only got one chance.
Your cheeks have turned black.
Don't ask any questions.
I have 20-20 vision.
Give me the spatula.
Plug it in here.
We're going to need a hammer.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm the best assassin who ever lived.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I volunteer to eat it!
You never take me seriously.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are my daughter.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Leave it alone.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Be careful!
This looks interesting.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.
You burned it on purpose.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Luck is like a guitar...
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You could never hate me.
Who left a skateboard in the wardrobe?
You are a handsome devil.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to believe you.
I have the card.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
How much influence do you have?
I can offer you a burger.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to be barbaric.
I see you know what to do.
I want that goat out of my life!
Good morning!
Drop it here.
Someone's locked the door.
You're really something!
Your nose has turned pink.
It has to work
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
We are empathetic.
Get ready to run.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
A girl needs her space.
I love summer in Ireland.
Can I make up?
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
You never say what you're thinking.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Stop, in the name of love.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I'm going to need a musician.
You are my only hope.
I want you to betray me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
I can offer you an ale.
You are a hero.
I have lost the will to live.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I could never love you.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You should find your mother.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
You're special.
I am going to Easter.
I have the scroll.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Show me the hammer.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I never gave up hope.
Okay, who left a doll in the lounge room?
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
I want you to stop tricking me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are so nice to me.
You will always love me.
You are not my daughter.
I want you to be miserly.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
Leave it outside.
I'll keep guard.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I can offer you a muffin.
Let's play
You won't find it.
A boy needs his friends.
I've reported it to mother.
I feel devious.
Someone's watching us.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
It's time to make lunch.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Did you get lucky this morning?
Good luck!
Am I dead, or not?
I am dissatisfied.
How much luck do you have?
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I hate you.
How dare you smile at me!
Open the door.
Give me the shovel.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pirate.
You should write to your mother.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
It's giving me an error message.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Let's dance
We should ask for more money.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I love summer in Canada.
You are my favourite.
Get ready, or get out.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Can I make a stand?
My life means nothing.
It's not mine.
Please, listen to me.
I'm going to need a knife.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I am desperate.
I want you to be reliable.
You will always despise me.
Take the drink and die.
I can offer you a job.
I can't find my camel anywhere.
I have the time.
Someone's having a bad day.
A boy needs love.
You never have time for me.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Just breathe
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Who left an ukulele in the control room?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I can offer you a Red Bull.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.
This is a day to remember
Your face has turned grey.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I want to tell you about the the lighthouse.
I'm the only surgeon who ever lived.
My life is a mystery.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Can I make joy?
This looks familiar.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Give me the hammer.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
I am going to Christmas.
You should go to the police.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You never listen.
A girl needs her father.
Take the piano and go.
You are my son.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I'm trying to care.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
You lost it.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are intrigued.
I want you to stop smelling me.
All's well that ends well
I want that chicken out of my house!
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I've reported it to the police.
It's not dead.
I want you to clean up after me.
You are so mean to me.
Please, come closer.
I have powers.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
You're going down!
When the bell rings, hide.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Did you get lucky today?
I want you to be athletic.
Don't fool around.
We need to open it.
I volunteer myself!
Throw me the sandwich.
I want to tell you about the party.
Can I make the bed?
Your face has turned black.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I can offer you a lemonade.
This looks bad.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
A boy needs his grandfather.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bonecarver.
Your eyes have turned red.
Why do you love me, so much?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
No one can ever know what we did.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Dammit, who left a shovel in the basement?
I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.
You're crazy.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
You know it.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that beaver out of my room!
I feel delighted.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I never wanted this.
Take the money and die.
Live and let live.
I see you came prepared.
Someone's listening.
Whoop-whoop.
You're going to need an artist.
We need to play.
I can offer you a Powerade.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You should call your father.
I need to tell you about the goatherd.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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