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It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I'll wait here.

Put it here.

I love fall in Germany.

We're gods.

My life means nothing.

I never gave up hope.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Someone's coming this way.

Hey, watch me dance.

It's now or never

I know more than you realise.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

Sorry, I have to take this.

It's not easy.

Let's watch TV!

You never call me.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You angel!

Your lips have turned blue.

Leave it here.

We need to make out.

Please, give me that.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

This is the right time to be happy.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Delivery!

Take the drink and leave.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I'm the best musician who ever lived.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Stop, in the name of love.

I feel groovy.

I want that octopus out of my house!

I can offer you a good price.

You're going to need a scientist.

You should listen to your mother.

I am dreamy.

You're going to pay!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You're a ghost.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Whoop-whoop.

He was unconscious when I found him.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I see you have done this before.

I want you to be physical.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I can offer you a Bud Light.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I want you to stop me.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You can have it.

I'm alone in the universe.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I have to tell you about Easter.

Be careful!

Get ready to die.

I want to tell you about the soda.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Can I make dessert?

Take this and pray.

You devil!

I could never despise you.

Hand me the knife.

I never could make up my mind.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This room is unstable.

Whatever happens, don't panic

It's giving me a headache.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

We're the same person.

I've reported it to the police.

How much influence do you have?

I'll help.

You want me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Let's dance

Good night!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I'm going to need an undertaker.

We need to make a plan.

I have the time.

I can offer you a job.

Open it here.

Please, don't take that.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Hate is like a mountain...

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I volunteer myself!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Who left an ale in the lobby?

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I see you know what to do.

How dare you smile at me!

I'm the only barista who ever lived.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Take the piano and go.

I want you to marry me.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I love summer in England.

You are so nice to me.

I am going to Christmas.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

My life is a mystery.

I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.

Get out while the getting is good.

I know what to do.

No one can ever know what we did.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Get ready, or get out.

I'm a god.

A boy needs his own room.

I'm insignificant.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to be opinionated.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You will always despise me.

You monster!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Your face has turned blue.

You are my only hope.

You are not my son.

We are concerned.

You're coming with me!

Someone's having a bad day.

I have a secret.

I want that monkey out of my room!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'll keep guard.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

When I was little, I wanted to be a busker.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You can't have it.

Take this with you.

Stop, in the name of the law.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

She was unconscious when I found her.

Knowledge is like a camera...

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Hand me the hammer.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

I volunteer to go!

I see you are thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You're going to need a teacher.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Time to shine

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I should think about this.

Get ready for this.

Did you fart today?

I've reported it to mother.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You never have time for me.

I despise you.

This is a stick up.

I feel cautious.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Take the money and die.

Don't wait to be asked.

I knew you could see it through.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

We're going to need a saw.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Open sesame.

You should disown your father.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I want you to be outspoken.

I have money.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I'm the only gravedigger who ever lived.

You could never fascinate me.

We need to play.

Gardening is good for the soul.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I'm magnificent.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You're going to need a model.

I see you every day.

You're never going to get away with this!

Who left a wolf in the closet?

This looks nice.

My life matters.

This is the right time to be afraid.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Please, be careful.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

You are a godsend.

Hey, watch me smile.

This room is shrinking.

Someone's locked the door.

It's time to brush your teeth.

It's not dead.

Leave it until morning.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You burned it on purpose.

This is a fine mess

You are so mean to me.

Sound the alarm!

When the party starts, start singing.

Am I dead, or not?

Ha-cha-cha.

How much luck do you have?

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

Don't ask any questions.

Take the piano and leave.

We need to fight.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Open the window.

Take this for luck.

Your face has turned stripey.

I feel afraid.

A girl needs her friends.

You will always hate me.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

I have time.

Be better!

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

It's giving me hope.

Throw me the ball.

I know math.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

I hate you.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

It's time to go to bed.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You're going down!

You are my everything.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

You are a twit.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I want to tell you about the monster.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You never say what you're thinking.

I love winter in China.

You are not my favourite.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I see you smiling.

My life is over.

I'm lucky.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm the best priest on this planet

I want that lamb out of my life!

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Please, stop crying.

Freedom is like a mountain...

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Did you eat while I was away?

I'm going to need a spatula.

I never wanted this.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We've only got one of these.

Who left a screwdriver in the living room?

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Why do you love me, so much?

You need it.

Take this with water.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Drop it here.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I have the poem.

I'm going to need a builder.

Throw me the doll.

You should disown your mother.

A boy needs his space.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to listen to me.

It's not the right size.

Your fears are like chocolate...

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This looks wrong.

You never listen.

I want to tell you about the icecream.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

We're lucky.

You are tall.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

We're ghosts.

Take the drink and go.

Good morning!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are my daughter.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

This is a day to remember

I'm going to need a knife.

Just breathe

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to be steely.

Someone's watching us.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Your tongue has turned black.

Be safe!

Your eyes have turned blue.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

You broke it.

You are a hero.

We need to stop.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I want to tell you about the wine.

I feel daring.

You're going to need a physician.

I will always love you.

It's not heavy.

You are not my daughter.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

We're weird.

Can I make it up?

Darling, it's beautiful.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Sadness is like a violin...

Hand me the umbrella.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I'm a ghost.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This looks bad.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I have the letter.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

You never take me seriously.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I love spring in Brazil.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want you to cook for me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Who left a beer in the bathroom?

Open the door.

You should make peace with your mother.

I'll get it.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I feel deceitful.

We're insignificant.

Did you fart this morning?

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You made me cry on purpose.

I have to tell you about the laundry.

I'm the worst bonecarver on this planet

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I want that porcupine out of my life!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We need to stay.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Death is like a piano...

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

It's time to make lunch.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guru.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Take the money and go.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I will always want you.

I can offer you a croissant.

Good grief!

Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...

I'm going to need a lot of food.

This looks great.

I knew you could open it.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Please, stop smoking.

I am going to the party.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Hand me the bratwurst.

You are not my father.

Your cheeks have turned white.

I want you to document my trip to India.

This is a fine ship

I'm the only sleuth who ever lived.

I have to tell you about the chapel.

Who left a chair in the cell?

Throw it here.

I want you to be extraordinary.

Your face has turned red.

I never wanted to die.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's not ready.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Leave it outside.

I know who you are.

I feel odd.

You want it.

My love, it's beautiful.

Get ready to run.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

Did you eat last night?

You are victimized.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I could never hate you.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

You're going to need a peddlar.

This looks suspicious.

Good luck!

I'm the worst spy who ever lived.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Live and let live.

It was my fault that the cat died.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are so kind to me.

I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I volunteer as tribute!

Can I make out?

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

It's not appropriate.

I can offer you an egg nog.

My life is cursed.

I have the scroll.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want that wolf out of my life!

You should ask your mother.

Show me the kite.

I want you to read to me.

You are my sunshine.

I have lost the will to live.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Did you fart yesterday?

You are quaking.

Don't fool around.

We've only got one life.

When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Please, listen to me.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Running for office is like taking out the garbage...

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

You are so good to me.

I want you to be aloof.

I never really lived.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

You're cursed.

You are a poet.

Someone's in here.

Your eyes have turned white.

This looks peculiar.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You can do this

I feel ordinary.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I want you to love me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

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