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It has to work
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I have the knife.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I'm a god.
It's giving me hope.
Don't wait to be asked.
Be better!
A girl needs her grandfather.
You're amazing!
Good grief!
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You never do what I want.
I am going to the party.
You are not my son.
I want you to cook for me.
You're going to need a barber.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Who left a wrench in the closet?
You will always hate me.
We're weird.
Let's watch the game
Please, stand.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want that pony out of my house!
Take the money and go.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is a fine ship
I'm the greatest juggler who ever lived.
We've only got one of these.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I could never despise you.
I feel jolly.
You are a hero.
Sound the alarm!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I see you are thinking.
Give me the saw.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Ha-cha-cha.
Why do you love me, so much?
I volunteer as tribute!
You devil!
You need it.
Open it here.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
How dare you smile at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to be jubilant.
Did you eat last night?
We're ghosts.
This looks edible.
I know who you are.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
No one can ever know how we did it.
We need to make a plan.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Can I make room?
Your eyes have turned green.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Hey, watch me dance.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have 20-20 vision.
My life is a mystery.
I never really lived.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Your nose has turned red.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Good night!
We're going to need a merchant.
You are so mean to me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are unhappy.
Let's go
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I'm magnificent.
You are not my daughter.
I see you know what to do.
I'll get it.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I feel hurt.
I want that dingo out of my room!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I have the card.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I'm the only chauffeur who ever lived.
You can't have it.
Okay, who left a wine in the lobby?
You could never need me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is crazy
You broke the vase on purpose.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I could never want you.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to kill me.
Take the drink and go.
Don't ask any questions.
It's time to go.
I want to tell you about the lounge room.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
You never smile.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
We need to close it.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
A girl needs a job.
We're the same person.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You should ask your mother.
I am going to Christmas.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Open the curtains.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one chance.
Did you fart this morning?
Don't upset your father, not now.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
No one can ever know that I was here.
My love, it's so shiny.
We should go to the police.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I'll open it.
Please, look at me.
I want that tiger out of my house!
Your tongue has turned grey.
I'm the best mercenary on this planet
I want you to be courteous.
Someone's listening.
I have faith.
Can I make breakfast?
No one can ever know the truth.
I have the time.
Let's drink
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I never listened.
Who left a fishcake in the bathroom?
When the lights go out, hide.
Throw me the umbrella.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
I'm crazy.
You never call me.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Take the drink and die.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
The first thing to consider is safety.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is a fine mess
Take this with you.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can offer you an ale.
You are my favourite.
Open your heart.
This room is haunted.
I'm trying to leave.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Delivery!
How much time do you have?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I want you to be excited.
I feel responsible.
Please, come closer.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Good luck!
I love summer in China.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'll wait here.
You angel!
I want you to help me.
This looks interesting.
I'm the only chef who ever lived.
My life means nothing.
I could never hate you.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I volunteer to go!
A boy needs his father.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I never wanted this.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Someone's having a bad day.
Throw me the bike.
Can I make a movie?
The truth will out.
Am I dead, or not?
We need to eat.
You're coming with me!
Cooking is good for the soul.
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
Be yourself!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I want you to stop looking at me.
I want you to be envious.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
I have powers.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Let's eat
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
It's almost over
This is a day to remember
You're a ghost.
I can offer you a Heineken.
We're gods.
Throw it here.
It was my fault that the show was ruined.
You are my everything.
Leave it alone.
Who left a cappuccino in the garage?
The truth is like a mountain...
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Your face has turned blue.
We're going to need a spoon.
We've only got one hope.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I will always hate you.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want that pig out of my life!
You are an idiot.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
You should call your mother.
I've reported it to the President.
Can I make medicine?
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
You're going to pay!
It's time to brush your teeth.
I love summer in Ireland.
Someone's locked the door.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I should go to the police.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Take the money and leave.
I never felt so alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Darling, it's delicious.
I have to tell you about Easter.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
We need to open it.
I want to tell you about the the moon.
I have needs.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
It's giving me an error message.
It's now or never
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
I want you to be tortured.
I'm trying to open it.
Your ego is like a camera...
I'm going to need a bandit.
I can offer you a Fanta.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
It's not dead.
I see you have done this before.
You're no good.
You are an artist.
I want you to betray me.
I'm going to need a saw.
Okay, who left a hammer in the corridor?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I'm a ghost.
My life is over.
Leave it here.
You monster!
You found it.
Open sesame.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Please, don't drink that.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
You are grieved.
Did you eat at work?
I despise you.
Your lips have turned orange.
Let's get it
You should call your father.
I want you to stop following me.
We need to help each other.
I feel lousy.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a salesperson.
This looks peculiar.
I know math.
I knew you could fix it.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'll keep guard.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I'm the greatest ditch digger who ever lived.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Can I make art?
I am going to the wedding.
You're alone in the universe.
Be careful!
I can offer you a tea.
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You should vote.
A boy needs his own room.
Get ready to run.
I can't find my giraffe anywhere.
It's going to be okay
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are my sunshine.
Your face has turned stripey.
Hand me the kebab.
I feel shy.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I've reported it to mother.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want that pony out of my car!
You are noncompetitive.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You are so good to me.
Take this for luck.
Let's watch TV!
It's time to make lunch.
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Am I under arrest, or not?
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
It's not yours.
Hey, watch me smile.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Someone's in here.
This room is unstable.
I want you to stop loving me.
Good morning!
I have the poem.
My love, it's dead.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
This looks familiar.
Okay, who left a lamb in the garage?
No one can ever know what we did.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
You're special.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Hand me the bratwurst.
We've only got one bullet.
You're going to need a saw.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I love summer in Australia.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I know where you were.
I want you to marry me.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Can I make certain?
Why do you hate me, so much?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I can offer you a wine.
I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.
You should go to the police.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's giving me grief.
A girl needs boundaries.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
We are circumspect.
I could never need you.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Finding a job is like lighting a candle...
Patience is a virtue
You will always despise me.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
There's no time like the present.
We're going to need a fork.
Throw me the doll.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I'll get ready.
I'm special.
I'm the best cameraman who ever lived.
I never loved you.
It's not tight enough.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
When I was little, I wanted to be an actor.
I want you to hold me.
You should disown your father.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I know what to do.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You dropped it.
Can I make a wish?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Hey, watch me move.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Please, remain silent.
I am stern.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Time to shine
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
How dare you look at me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
This looks nice.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Don't fool around.
You should ask for more money.
Wisdom is like a piano...
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
You never have time for me.
A girl needs her mother.
Take this with water.
I want that goldfish out of my house!
Someone's watching us.
I want you to be neat.
Throw me the screwdriver.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I feel brave.
You will always fascinate me.
Can I make laughter?
Did you get lucky this morning?
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I'm the best pirate on this planet
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You should protect your father.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
Plug it in here.
You are sensitive.
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to inspire me.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to stop tickling me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Hey, watch me leave.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
It's not alive.
You're a god.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
This looks suspicious.
Please, don't touch that.
Take the piano and leave.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the closet.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
We're going to need a personal trainer.
I want you to be small-thinking.
It's time to pack your bags.
When the party starts, remain calm.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
We're going to need a lot of money.
You are so nice to me.
Open the bottle.
Can I make wine?
My life matters.
You are a godsend.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
You are gallant.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Who left a rum and coke in the lounge room?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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