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Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
You never call me.
You are so kind to me.
It's time to go to bed.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
A boy needs boundaries.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You devil!
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're weird.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I'm the greatest private detective who ever lived.
I want you to be engrossed.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are not my father.
I'm trying to save you.
Don't get too close.
Open the curtains.
Your lips have turned green.
I have needs.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Can I make amends?
I want you to kill me.
Put it here.
You are a handsome devil.
Take this with you.
Why do you love me, so much?
Am I dead, or not?
How dare you laugh at me!
This room is unstable.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Laughing is good for the soul.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I never hurt anybody.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
This looks nice.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are my everything.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
Leave it to the professionals.
I love summer in Spain.
Let's play
No one can ever know that I survived.
Hopes are like chocolate...
It's not in.
My life matters.
You need it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm a god.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Get ready for this.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
We're going to need a hammer.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Who left a seal in the garage?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Someone's having a bad day.
I feel adventurous.
Please, don't take that.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I will always hate you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I volunteer to go!
I want you to stop tickling me.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I am going to Christmas.
Did you eat this morning?
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
East, west, home's best.
Open sesame.
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
We're no good.
I can offer you a banana.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Stop, in the name of love.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I knew you could turn things around.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Hey, watch me leave.
Take this and pray.
I've reported it to the press.
This is a stick up.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This room is shrinking.
You could never need me.
You are so mean to me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I love winter in Switzerland.
You're really something!
You're a ghost.
This is the right time to be happy.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
I never felt so alone.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You should protect your father.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm going to need a gravedigger.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
You never stop to think.
We're ghosts.
My life is a mystery.
Don't just stand there.
It's time to make lunch.
Good morning!
Get ready to die.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.
Why do you hate me, so much?
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
I want you.
I want that horse out of my house!
Drop it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
You are my teacher.
I want you to stop me.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm cursed.
Take the drink and leave.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Someone's watching us.
We've only got one option.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Whatever happens, don't panic
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Fears are like chocolate...
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'll wait here.
Can I make a statement?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Be careful!
You will always despise me.
I see you let yourself in.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to stop smelling me.
Take this for luck.
I love summer in India.
Hey, watch me smile.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I can offer you a celery stick.
You monster!
I'm the greatest dancer who ever lived.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Okay, who left a Gatorade in the library?
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You never take me seriously.
Good grief!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're under arrest!
I have to tell you about the sandwich.
You're going to need a wrench.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I am going to the party.
We're the same person.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You are a godsend.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Did you get lucky last night?
I volunteer to eat it!
Get out while the getting is good.
He was unconscious when I found him.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are fascinated.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I have powers.
I'll help.
How much money do you have?
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
I feel invisible.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Be safe!
I want you to kiss me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Take the money and go.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I never listened.
I see you for who you are.
My love, it's alive.
Don't fool around.
We've only got one life.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This room is haunted.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I have the letter.
You are my love.
This looks odd.
Please, listen to me.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
We're going to need a lot of help.
Wisdom is like a movie...
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
It's not appropriate.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Can I make lunch?
I knew you could make up your mind.
I love summer in Switzerland.
You made me cry on purpose.
Someone's listening.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I have a secret.
I want that lion out of my car!
Be better!
I'm lucky.
A boy needs his space.
I'm going to need a fork.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
You should listen to your father.
This looks wrong.
I've reported it to the President.
This is a fine ship
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need an exotic dancer.
You can have it.
I want you to love me.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Delivery!
I'll get it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
My life is cursed.
Who left a Powerade in the closet?
I am going to the wedding.
You're never going to get away with this!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Don't ask any questions.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I could never need you.
If the cap fits, wear it.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's not heavy.
You are so nice to me.
Give me the hammer.
Open your heart.
I am boisterous.
Darling, it's delicious.
You're insignificant.
I have the time.
You should ask your mother.
I want that koala out of my life!
I have money.
I knew you could live like this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You are a poet.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Did you fart just now?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Stop, in the name of the law.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Please, give me that.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I love fall in Ireland.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Your ears have turned white.
It's time to pack your bags.
I feel passionate.
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I am going to the funeral.
Sound the alarm!
You're a god.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Can I make laughter?
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
This is the right time to be amused.
I never loved you.
I want you to cook for me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Hand me the umbrella.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
You are my sunshine.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Take the drink and die.
Someone's locked the door.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Let's watch TV!
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Just breathe
You can't have it.
You are so good to me.
I want you to be affectionate.
I will always love you.
No one can ever know the truth.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I knew you could see it through.
Your nose has turned green.
Seek and you shall find.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
This looks edible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.
I am stupefied.
I can offer you a good price.
You are a twit.
When the party starts, hide.
Okay, who left a can opener in the attic?
I feel lonely.
I have the will.
This is the right time to be alone.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Leave it alone.
We're lucky.
Darling, it's dead.
Can I make magic?
You burned it on purpose.
I know who you are.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I'm trying to understand.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I see you are thinking.
My life is over.
Open the bottle.
Your lips have turned spotted.
You're going to need a lot of help.
You never have time for me.
You're coming with me!
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I'm going to need a lifeguard.
Good luck!
I have to tell you about Easter.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You lost it.
It's not dead.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
Please, be careful.
I love winter in Antarctica.
You are my son.
I should quit.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want that shark out of my life!
Leave it until morning.
Whoop-whoop.
It's giving me grief.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I can offer you a job.
I have faith.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Someone's in here.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I've reported it to mother.
I will always want you.
I see you every day.
Who left a spatula in the living room?
You should make peace with your mother.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I want you to hold me.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
I want you to be disruptive.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
You despise me.
We're going to need a wrench.
There's no time like the present.
I know where you were.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This is a fine mess
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I'm a ghost.
Take the piano and go.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Please, tell me.
Can I make believe?
I love spring in Ireland.
We need to make out.
They know it was me
A girl needs discipline.
I can offer you a Earl Grey tea.
I have the knife.
My love, it's dead.
I'm the worst dictator on this planet
I have to tell you about the wardrobe.
You're amazing!
Throw me the kite.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm weird.
I knew you could fix it.
Finding a job is like making spaghetti...
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
It's time to go.
I see you have done this before.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I feel determined.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I'll listen.
Take this with water.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Did you eat while I was away?
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to the police.
You should make peace with your father.
You are not my conscience.
Get ready, or get out.
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Let's go
You are my only hope.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I'm trying to care.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Can I make trouble?
You never sing anymore.
You are an idiot.
It's not tight enough.
No one will ever know
We need to stay.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
How dare you look at me!
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I know the future.
I want you to stop following me.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
This is a day to remember
I'm crazy.
I volunteer as tribute!
We've only got one hope.
I'm the only actor who ever lived.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I have the scroll.
I want you to be businesslike.
I want you to look at me.
I can offer you a piña colada.
I'll sit on it.
I want that rabbit out of my room!
If you're done, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I never wanted this.
You're crazy!
Darling, it's so shiny.
It's not alive.
You angel!
You're going to need a comedian.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
Hand me the croissant.
No one can ever know how we did it.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
It was my fault that the lights went out.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I see you know what to do.
I need to tell you about the Mars.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I know what to do.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
We should think about this.
We're gods.
This looks suspicious.
There's one born every minute.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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