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Please, don't take that.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
You devil!
Can I make popcorn?
You're lucky.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I love summer in Ireland.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can offer you a job.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
It's giving me a headache.
I have the will.
You're coming with me!
Open the window.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You found it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Take the piano and leave.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
This looks great.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Take this for luck.
Getting married is like opening a letter...
You're a ghost.
Someone's locked the door.
I volunteer as tribute!
I know math.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
This room is shrinking.
Throw it here.
I despise you.
You are my love.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I have needs.
I see you let yourself in.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Sound the alarm!
Darling, it's so shiny.
You love me.
There are two sides to every question.
I'm going to need a spatula.
It's time to pack your bags.
It's not open.
No one suspects a thing
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to be reflective.
Delivery!
I want that frog out of my house!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
How much time do you have?
You should disown your mother.
You are not my daughter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You are so nice to me.
You never say what you're thinking.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Hey, watch me smile.
Your grief is like a beautiful melody...
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
I never gave up hope.
Dammit, who left a croissant in the laundry?
You monster!
You are a hero.
I knew you could survive.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to clean up after me.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Please, listen to me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Why do you love me, so much?
Your lips have turned pink.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I love spring in America.
I volunteer myself!
Find some proof that she tricked you.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're special.
Leave it here.
We should hide.
This room is unstable.
I'll wait here.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
My life matters.
I have lost the will to live.
You made me cry on purpose.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
I want you to stop lying to me.
You're going down!
I feel bitter.
Be safe!
I see you have done this before.
Did you eat last night?
Maybe no one will notice
My love, it's beautiful.
It's time to make lunch.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I can offer you a cocktail.
Get ready for this.
Open the door.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm a god.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
It's giving me hope.
This looks familiar.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Someone's watching us.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
It was my fault that the show was ruined.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I am going to Christmas.
You never call me.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Good morning!
I have the knife.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.
Please, stop doing that.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I have to tell you about the party.
I have to tell you about the armory.
Take this and pray.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Am I dead, or not?
It's not safe.
Be yourself!
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
No one can ever know that I like you
When the door opens, make a run for it.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Leave it outside.
I want you to be money-minded.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
I'll listen.
You're going to need a photographer.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Hand me the spoon.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Let's get it
You are so kind to me.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Open the bottle.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
You are my favourite.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Get ready to dance.
This is a stick up.
We need to open it.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a kebab.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Who left an octopus in the lounge room?
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are scrupulous.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
I knew you could turn things around.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
A boy needs his space.
You will always hate me.
Your nose has turned orange.
This looks bad.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Ha-cha-cha.
Drop it here.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Please, look at me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
It's not working.
I want you to be power-hungry.
When the door opens, start crying.
Let's play
I want you to stop following me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
It's giving me an error message.
I'll keep guard.
I know what to do.
I want you to document my trip to China.
I'm trying to win.
I feel sure.
You are a liar.
Leave it until morning.
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I could never need you.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
I am going to the grand opening.
I love fall in Japan.
We're going to need a spatula.
I never hurt anybody.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop me.
I heard laughter coming from the stable.
We're insignificant.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I want that tortoise out of my room!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You are not my conscience.
Open it here.
When the door opens, remain calm.
How dare you smile at me!
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm a ghost.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Sorry, I have to take this.
Please, lie down.
You should call your mother.
A girl needs money.
Don't wait to be asked.
I have to tell you about Easter.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
Your nose has turned brown.
Good night!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
This is a day to remember
Who left a teddy bear in the lounge room?
Can I make dessert?
I volunteer to eat it!
Why do you hate me, so much?
It's not for sale.
This looks nice.
You are a thief.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Did you eat while I was away?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Despair is like a beautiful song...
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
We're alone in the universe.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I want that rat out of my room!
Knitting is good for the soul.
You angel!
We need to break up.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
We are leisurely.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You can't have it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I never could make up my mind.
Please, stop laughing.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to listen to me.
Throw me the ukulele.
You burned it on purpose.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Good grief!
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one option.
You are my mother.
Let's dance
I can't find my wine anywhere.
It was my fault that the party was ruined.
This room is bugged.
Take the piano and die.
I feel cheerful.
We should go to the police.
Take this with water.
I'm the greatest marshal on this planet
Your eyes have turned grey.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I see you smiling.
Can I make it work?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Fears are like spaghetti...
Am I coming with you, or not?
When the lights go out, start singing.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I love autumn in Germany.
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a good price.
I know the future.
You could never hate me.
You should find your mother.
Put it here.
Who left a hot dog in the conservatory?
No one will ever know
Hey, watch me move.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want that hedgehog out of my life!
I'm trying to believe you.
I never really lived.
Be better!
Please, don't touch that.
This is the worst time to be amused.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Okay. Just do what I do.
Let's go
We should think about this.
Leave it alone.
We are difficult.
I feel lost.
We're going to need a wrench.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You're special.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
We're the same person.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Open your heart.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is a fine mess
I have 20-20 vision.
You're under arrest!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Your lips have turned brown.
Give it here.
You fascinate me.
Can I make medicine?
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Whoop-whoop.
Be careful!
Every picture tells a story.
This looks peculiar.
I could never hate you.
It's not yours.
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...
My life is a mystery.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I want you to be cute.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Who left a kite in the living room?
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
We're ghosts.
I see you every day.
Let's eat
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.
We are trusting.
Hand me the spatula.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
This is the perfect time to be here.
It has to work
I can't find my car anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
You are not my mother.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me dance.
You never smile.
I feel tenacious.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
When the lights go out, start crying.
We're going to need a dictator.
I'm trying to open it.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Did you fart today?
Take this with you.
I know more than you realise.
I want that ant out of my house!
A boy needs his friends.
I love summer in Australia.
Take the piano and go.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Your lips have turned red.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to document my trip to England.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Leave it to the professionals.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Someone's listening.
You could never want me.
You're going to pay!
I'm the only evangelist who ever lived.
You won't find it.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
You should ask your mother.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.
You are my sunshine.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I should go to the police.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to be hardworking.
Okay, who left a wrench in the corridor?
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I see you for who you are.
We're crazy.
You never listen.
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Let's watch the game
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
When the bell rings, hide.
Give me the muffin.
I want you to marry me.
I want you to stop tricking me.
It's not dead.
I love winter in Canada.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Can I make art?
Just sitting is good for the soul.
We've only got one life.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I'll get ready.
This looks interesting.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I can offer you a Budweiser.
Your face has turned green.
You want me.
You're a god.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
You dropped it.
It's now or never
Someone's in here.
You should quit.
I'm magnificent.
I want you to be solitary.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
The truth is like a beach...
You are orderly.
When I was little, I wanted to be a comedian.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
You should disown your father.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm the best butler who ever lived.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
We need to make out.
I am going to Easter.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
You never have time for me.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want you to help me.
I know where you were.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're going to need a fork.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
A boy needs love.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want that kitten out of my room!
I feel content.
Get ready to laugh.
You are my teacher.
I bet you know why I'm going.
My life is cursed.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
I will always hate you.
You should make peace with your father.
We're no good.
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
You are an idiot.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I've reported it to the President.
Time to shine
You are so mean to me.
Dammit, who left a skateboard in the bathroom?
I want you to stop tickling me.
I have time.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
This looks odd.
I love spring in England.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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