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I want you to be cantakerous.

Give it here.

We should ask for more money.

Throw me the doll.

She was unconscious when I found her.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are so kind to me.

I'll get it.

My life matters.

I want you to love me.

I will always love you.

Did you eat while I was away?

I'm insignificant.

You angel!

I volunteer to eat it!

I want to tell you about Friday.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Delivery!

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

Someone's coming this way.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You can't have it.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

How dare you look at me!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

You never listen.

I want you to stop believing in me.

This is a fine ship

The first thing to consider is safety.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Be better!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Please, lie down.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm the greatest explorer who ever lived.

I see you are thinking.

Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Hey, watch me dance.

Take the money and die.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Why do you love me, so much?

Open the curtains.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Can I make noises?

Don't upset your father, not now.

I have faith.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

It's giving me hope.

You should quit.

You are so nice to me.

You're lucky.

I volunteer myself!

This room is unstable.

You are my love.

You are an artist.

A girl needs discipline.

Let's get it

I am lucky.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I'll sit on it.

It's time to make lunch.

My life is a mystery.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I am going to Christmas.

Who left a wine in the pantry?

I know who you are.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I need to tell you about Thursday.

This is a day to remember

You should disown your father.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Take this with water.

I never could make up my mind.

You devil!

This looks familiar.

You fascinate me.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

I want you to cook for me.

You're going to need a bartender.

Your eyes have turned white.

Be yourself!

I want that monkey out of my life!

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Hand me the shovel.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Get ready to dance.

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

Someone's listening.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Drop it here.

I love fall in Australia.

You want it.

I can offer you a juice.

Your tongue has turned purple.

You never have time for me.

You're crazy!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Leave it here.

Don't ask any questions.

Good grief!

I knew you could see it through.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

I'll be here, if you need me.

I should go to the police.

We're ghosts.

You burned it on purpose.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Hey, watch me move.

I'm the worst deputy on this planet

I'm a god.

I know what to do.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Take the drink and die.

Darling, it's delicious.

Who left a Guinness in the laundry?

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I am going to the wedding.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I never gave up hope.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

I see you let yourself in.

I'm trying to open it.

You should call your father.

This is a stick up.

I want that kitten out of my room!

This room is haunted.

This looks wrong.

You are my father.

Show me the umbrella.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You deserve this

No one can ever know the truth.

I feel glamorous.

I want you to be wonderful.

It's not easy.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your nose has turned white.

You are an inspiration.

Take this and pray.

Money is the root of all evil.

Don't fool around.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Good luck!

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

I want you to hold me.

Leave it outside.

Sound the alarm!

Let's watch the game

I heard a howl coming from the classroom.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Get ready, or get out.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

We're going to need a lot of money.

We need to open it.

We've only got one chance.

Hey, watch me smile.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

We're crazy.

I'm a ghost.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Who left a daiquiri in the pantry?

I am invulnerable.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an impersonator.

I can offer you a coffee.

Did you eat today?

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I will always need you.

Take the drink and go.

You need me.

I volunteer to go!

All's well that ends well

You should protect your mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

How dare you smile at me!

Can I make peace?

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know that you survived.

A boy needs his space.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

You are a twit.

Good night!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I am going to the party.

I want you to be weak-willed.

You're going down!

I have lost the will to live.

I love summer in Switzerland.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You monster!

You never sing anymore.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You're going to need a spy.

I see you smiling.

We're gods.

I can't find my bird anywhere.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Alright, who left a horse in the lobby?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to look at me.

You can have it.

Your lips have turned orange.

Someone's watching us.

You are sentimental.

Let's eat

Why do you hate me, so much?

Leave it until morning.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It's time to go.

I never hurt anybody.

I have the knife.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I've reported it to the press.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Can I make a treehouse?

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

A girl needs love.

I hate you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You're weird.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You will always despise me.

It was your fault that the crops died.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop following me.

You are so mean to me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You are not my type.

I want that crab out of my house!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Dating is like writing a to do list...

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

We've only got one bullet.

You broke it.

I'm the greatest yodeler on this planet

Let's go

My love, it's so shiny.

Be safe!

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

You are my reason for living.

This looks nice.

Please, look at me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

We're the same person.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You should ask your mother.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I am going to Easter.

My life is over.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I love winter in England.

I'm crazy.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I know the future.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Practice what you preach.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to betray me.

I'm going to need a gondolier.

Take this with you.

I knew you could open it.

You should vote.

You are a godsend.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I am erratic.

You will always hate me.

I have money.

Throw it here.

I want that penguin out of my house!

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

I can offer you a banana.

Can I make a sound?

Okay, who left an alligator in the garage?

I'm going to need a spatula.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I want you to be thrilled.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

We need to stop.

You are so good to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I want you to stop smelling me.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Please, stop smoking.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

When the lights go out, start crying.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I'm the best private detective on this planet

A girl needs her friends.

We're going to need a bureaucrat.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

You are not my son.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Open the door.

I want you to read to me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

I could never want you.

You're no good.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Just try not to cry

You should make peace with your mother.

My life is cursed.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I want you to document my trip to France.

Who left a kitten in the bedroom?

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Bravery is like a picnic at the beach...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are a poet.

Someone's having a bad day.

Can I make art?

I can offer you a bagel.

I have the letter.

Let's play

I have 20-20 vision.

You will always love me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I'm going to need a pilot.

Dating is like making spaghetti...

I never wanted to die.

Am I dead, or not?

You're going to need a saw.

I'll keep guard.

I'm the greatest lighthouse-keeper who ever lived.

I love summer in Germany.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

Did you get lucky today?

This room is shrinking.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I feel humiliated.

I volunteer as tribute!

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I want you to inspire me.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

No one can ever know that I like you

We've only got one of these.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I am outspoken.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I should quit.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Good morning!

A girl needs money.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're a god.

I want that crab out of my life!

I can offer you a carrot.

I see you every day.

Don't just stand there.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I will always despise you.

Can I make an effort?

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I'm going to need a rat catcher.

Your tongue has turned black.

When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.

Take the money and go.

It's time to go to bed.

I heard a howl coming from the living room.

I love spring in Antarctica.

How dare you laugh at me!

Find some proof that he fooled you.

My love, it's dead.

We need to make better decisions.

I'm trying to care.

You made me cry on purpose.

Your ears have turned spotted.

Who left a bread-stick in the garage?

I should vote.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Leave it to the professionals.

You won't find it.

We've only got one option.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Please, don't move.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

When the party starts, hide.

Give me the burger.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

You're going to pay!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to marry me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

A boy needs his friends.

Buying a house is like doing the laundry...

You're a ghost.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It's not open.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I'm the greatest governor who ever lived.

I never felt so alone.

Can I make sense?

I'm magnificent.

We're going to need a knife.

You are neat.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

I'm going to need a cobbler.

I have the scroll.

I'll open it.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

My love, it's beautiful.

Don't get too close.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Your nose has turned green.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

This looks great.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

It's time to pack your bags.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

If you don't want it, put it back.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Be careful!

No one can ever know how we did it.

Defeat is like a mountain...

When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.

Who left a snail in the guest room?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I know what happened.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Open your heart.

You are not my favourite.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Misery loves company.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You could never fascinate me.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We are curious.

I want you to be easily discouraged.

Hand me the wrench.

Take the piano and die.

I'll listen.

Dying is like fixing a computer...

We need to fight.

You are a liar.

I'm going to need a monk.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

You're going to need a can opener.

I have a secret.

Okay. Just do what I do.

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