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Be careful!
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I want you to inspire me.
Open sesame.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are so kind to me.
You are my only hope.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to mother.
I'm a ghost.
Leave it until morning.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to be transparent.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
My life is cursed.
I could never hate you.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I should quit.
Don't get too close.
Hey, watch me move.
This looks great.
I'm the greatest ninja who ever lived.
You will always want me.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You should disown your mother.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I heard a noise coming from the stable.
You never stop to think.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Did you get lucky at work?
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're going to pay!
Let's get it
I'll open it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I know more than you realise.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
It's not working.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
I am imaginative.
I never wanted this.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
We've only got one life.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I feel playful.
We're cursed.
You angel!
Sound the alarm!
Fears are like spaghetti...
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I need to tell you about the croissant.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Take the piano and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hairdresser.
You are a hero.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Take this with you.
I see you every day.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Be safe!
I want you to be disobedient.
Learn to walk before you run.
I should vote.
A boy needs his mother.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't ask any questions.
Leave it outside.
I am going to Christmas.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm a god.
You burned it on purpose.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You found it.
Why do you hate me, so much?
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I have the scroll.
You're going to need a saw.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just do what I do.
Let's eat
Who left a kite in the kitchen?
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm the greatest park ranger on this planet
Throw it here.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Someone's in here.
We're ghosts.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Did you fart last night?
I want you to help me.
I feel extraordinary.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I am outrageous.
I love winter in China.
I'll get ready.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I volunteer myself!
I'm going to need a radiologist.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
We're alone in the universe.
I can offer you a good price.
Take the money and die.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
You love me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's time to make lunch.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to stop questioning me.
This is a fine mess
Good night!
Give me the bagel.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Dying is like doing the dishes...
A girl needs her grandfather.
You are a genius.
When the party starts, remain calm.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I'm trying to help.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Why do you love me, so much?
I see you smiling.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
This room is unstable.
I want that pony out of my house!
I'm going to need a wrench.
I never wanted to die.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I'm the only magistrate on this planet
It's not open.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Who left a hammer in the bedroom?
You are my mother.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I feel ridiculous.
This looks odd.
You should call your father.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You're coming with me!
I volunteer as tribute!
How dare you laugh at me!
We've only got one of these.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
Can I make a yurt?
This is the worst time to be happy.
My life matters.
Drop it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I know what to do.
Get ready to run.
I have to tell you about the Guinness.
You can't have it.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Ha-cha-cha.
I should pay the bill.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
I have time.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I love spring in Canada.
Let's watch TV!
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I want you to be realistic.
I want you to stop loving me.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
This is a day to remember
We need to go.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
We are destructive.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You're cursed.
Your lips have turned stripey.
I never could make up my mind.
Third time lucky.
You will always fascinate me.
You are so nice to me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want that fly out of my car!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's time to pack your bags.
I can offer you a burger.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Leave it alone.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I want you to stop me.
You monster!
I'll get it.
Who left a guitar in the outhouse?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
Throw me the teddy bear.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
Take the drink and go.
You're a god.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
How much luck do you have?
Please, make yourself comfortable.
This looks nice.
I am going to Easter.
It's not easy.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Be better!
This is the right time to be afraid.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm the greatest florist who ever lived.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are sore.
I want you.
This room is haunted.
This is a fine ship
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
No one can ever know how we did it.
I volunteer to go!
Good luck!
I need to tell you about the lemonade.
You're really something!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm going to need a diver.
I'll watch.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
You're insignificant.
I have powers.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I love spring in Ireland.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You devil!
Buying a house is like opening a letter...
It's giving me hope.
I see you let yourself in.
Get ready, or get out.
We need to stay.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
It's not yours.
I can't find my cheetah anywhere.
We're gods.
Take the money and go.
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
Am I dead, or not?
Don't wait to be asked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lighthouse-keeper.
I knew you could fix it.
I can offer you a Heineken.
Who left a spatula in the walk-in freezer?
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
You never do what I want.
Take this and pray.
I have the poem.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Can I make a fortune?
I want you to read to me.
Good morning!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You broke the vase on purpose.
A girl needs her father.
Hand me the apple.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Delivery!
I love winter in Germany.
I feel ready.
I am going to the funeral.
Time is like a picnic in the park...
We should hide.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
You could never love me.
It's now or never
I have lost the will to live.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
We're going to need a detective.
This looks peculiar.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I see you know what to do.
I've reported it to the President.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Let's play
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I will always hate you.
You are vulnerable.
I want you to be stupid.
You want it.
You should write to your mother.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'm the only winemaker who ever lived.
Get ready to dance.
You're going to need a knife.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
How much time do you have?
I want you to hold me.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I can offer you an ale.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Your face has turned grey.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
You need me.
It's giving me an error message.
It's not appropriate.
Take the money and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a singer.
Just try not to cry
Hey, watch me leave.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I have to tell you about Easter.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are not my favourite.
You never sing anymore.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Please, don't touch that.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
Be yourself!
This looks familiar.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
When the lights go out, hide.
I am amoral.
You are an artist.
You should listen to your father.
Open your heart.
I feel frightened.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're no good.
Who left an ukulele in the bathroom?
You will always need me.
I know the future.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I want that monkey out of my life!
We should start a business.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
My life means nothing.
We've only got one hope.
I despise you.
We need to play.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Your ears have turned red.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
This looks suspicious.
You're amazing!
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are my sunshine.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
I'll keep guard.
You never smile.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to cook for me.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
We are ridiculous.
Hand me the spoon.
I love winter in America.
Can I make a mess?
I'm cursed.
Who left a muffin in the library?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Please, stand.
Your face has turned white.
You should make peace with your mother.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I should think about this.
It's almost over
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
You are not my type.
I want to tell you about the bartender.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I knew you could survive.
I want you to be delighted.
Get ready for this.
I'm going to need a student.
How much influence do you have?
Dying is like opening a window...
You are my teacher.
Did you get lucky last night?
Take this with water.
You could never fascinate me.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Your cheeks have turned black.
I feel paranoid.
I know what happened.
I can't find my Powerade anywhere.
We're the same person.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Please, give up while you can.
When the party starts, hide.
My life is a mystery.
I'll listen.
You should ask your father.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You're never going to get away with this!
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I am going to the party.
I have money.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
You are not my daughter.
You're a ghost.
Who left a spoon in the sauna?
I'm trying to leave.
I want that goose out of my car!
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...
I can offer you a licorice twist.
We need to help each other.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
A girl needs her grandmother.
It's going to be okay
I never gave up hope.
This looks interesting.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Your ears have turned grey.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I want you to be bright.
I've reported it to the police.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Can I make lunch?
I will always despise you.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I'm going to need a fork.
You're crazy!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I'm lucky.
Please, give me that.
Learning is like applying for a job...
No one can ever know that I like to sing
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We need to make out.
You should ask your mother.
I'm the worst interrogator who ever lived.
Who left a coffee in the cell?
You are snoopy.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I want you to document my trip to England.
You never call me.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Your nose has turned white.
You know it.
How dare you smile at me!
I need to tell you about the Mars.
Get ready to laugh.
I hate you.
I love autumn in Spain.
Take this for luck.
It's not the right size.
I have the will.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Give me the shovel.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You are a thief.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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