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Okay, who left a cocktail in the cell?
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Take this with you.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You never say what you're thinking.
I know math.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We should pay the bill.
Someone's listening.
You should disown your father.
You are so mean to me.
It's not working.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I have the letter.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I feel confused.
We are misguided.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You're a god.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
This is a day to remember
You are an idiot.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You could never fascinate me.
Don't fool around.
It's time to brush your teeth.
We need to make better decisions.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I have powers.
I'm going to need a fork.
Did you eat while I was away?
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Can I make noises?
I'll sit on it.
I want you to be exciting.
I can offer you a job.
I see you for who you are.
Take the piano and go.
How dare you look at me!
A girl needs her grandmother.
You're crazy!
You devil!
I am going to the party.
No one suspects a thing
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is the right time to be amused.
We're ghosts.
I never listened.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I am hedonistic.
You are so good to me.
I know more than you realise.
Learning is like making a salad...
You never listen.
I have the poem.
I will always love you.
Leave it here.
I'm the worst radiologist who ever lived.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Be safe!
Show me the screwdriver.
Death is like a winter's day...
I want that dog out of my car!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I love fall in Spain.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
We're going to need a gondolier.
Your ears have turned blue.
Take this and pray.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Can I make out?
You're magnificent.
I want you to stop tickling me.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You hate me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to hold me.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're a ghost.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
Who left a kebab in the office?
I should pay the bill.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We've only got one hope.
I have to tell you about the conservatory.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I can offer you a cocktail.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
I am mellow.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You broke it.
Why do you love me, so much?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I want you to be indecisive.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Your face has turned red.
Get ready, or get out.
I see you have done this before.
This looks familiar.
It's time to pack your bags.
Let's go
I'm trying to forgive you.
You made me cry on purpose.
No one can ever know that I like you
How dare you laugh at me!
Give me the doll.
We're the same person.
Can I make a puppet?
You angel!
I have time.
This is a fine ship
You're going to need a wrench.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I want that shark out of my house!
You're really something!
This room is shrinking.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
My life is cursed.
You should find your mother.
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your eyes have turned white.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't ask any questions.
When the door opens, start singing.
Ha-cha-cha.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Good night!
Please, give up while you can.
Enough is enough.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I volunteer to go!
I feel calm.
I never loved you.
Plug it in here.
I'm the only bureaucrat who ever lived.
I am going to Easter.
Sleep is like a violin...
Someone's watching us.
Open the door.
I want you to betray me.
It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.
If you don't want it, put it back.
We're weird.
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
Take the piano and die.
You will always want me.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I know where you were.
I'll wait here.
I want you to be courteous.
It's not in.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Take this with water.
Let's get it
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Can I make each day count?
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I can offer you an icecream.
You are paternalistic.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Delivery!
I love autumn in France.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
This room is unstable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You deserve this
It's your fault that the dog died.
I see you smiling.
This is a fine mess
I have faith.
I have the will.
Your eyes have turned black.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
It's time to go to bed.
Hand me the bagel.
I feel dirty.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I'm the worst chief of police on this planet
Be yourself!
Darling, it's dead.
Give it here.
I will always hate you.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
Open the curtains.
My life is over.
I'm a ghost.
You want it.
Leave it outside.
You are a poet.
I knew you could see it through.
Hey, watch me move.
I'll get ready.
You should vote.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
This looks bad.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You should call your mother.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Sound the alarm!
I need to tell you about the chardonnay.
You're going to need a spy.
I heard a voice coming from the library.
You love me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Who left a cocktail in the kitchen?
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
I need to tell you about the wedding.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I can offer you a beer.
How dare you smile at me!
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Your face has turned green.
It's giving me a headache.
Let's play
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
Take the drink and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
I love summer in Spain.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I'm the greatest inventor on this planet
I'm trying to win.
I love you.
Get ready to dance.
You are a godsend.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Open the window.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Someone's in here.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We are worried.
You are not my favourite.
You are my favourite.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I've reported it to the police.
We need to stay.
Show me the skateboard.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Who left a kebab in the studio?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'll help.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're cursed.
This looks wrong.
It's not yours.
Good luck!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want to tell you about the saké.
We're going to need a priest.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You burned it on purpose.
Can I make it easier?
My love, it's so juicy.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
Hey, watch me leave.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I love spring in Germany.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
It ain't over, till it's over.
You could never hate me.
You should protect your mother.
You are my teacher.
Let's watch TV!
We've only got one life.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Sorry, I have to take this.
I knew you could open it.
I want you to love me.
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Please, stop laughing.
You never have time for me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You're going to need a yak herder.
A girl needs discipline.
All's well that ends well
Your tongue has turned white.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I am going to the funeral.
Be better!
Throw me the bagel.
You can have it.
Open your heart.
You're going down!
Dreams are like chocolate...
Wisdom is like a beautiful song...
We're gods.
I want you to be tolerant.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to stop lying to me.
We should think about this.
You are the best person I have ever met.
It's not the right size.
You monster!
I feel disgusting.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
You will always hate me.
Your lips have turned spotted.
When the lights go out, hide.
Get ready to laugh.
Good grief!
Don't change horses in midstream.
My life is a mystery.
I have the knife.
Leave it until morning.
I have a secret.
You are so kind to me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.
This looks peculiar.
Dating is like making spaghetti...
I want that cheetah out of my life!
I never killed anyone.
I am courageous.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
I know who you are.
Did you eat last night?
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Don't get too close.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You're going to need a butcher.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Let's watch the game
It's almost over
You are my inspiration.
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
It's time to go.
I volunteer myself!
You are not my father.
Please, come in.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You will always love me.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Okay, who left a fishcake in the corridor?
You're coming with me!
I'm the greatest ninja who ever lived.
This room is haunted.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I want you to inspire me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a beggar.
No one can ever know the truth.
We've only got one option.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I want you to be physical.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You're going to need a spatula.
I'll listen.
Get ready for this.
We are tasteless.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I have to tell you about the zombie.
Throw me the hot dog.
Each to their own.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I know what to do.
I want that tiger out of my car!
I never really lived.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are a liar.
I just want a Budweiser. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
We need to unite.
I want you to cook for me.
My love, it's dead.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Please, stop smoking.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
We're insignificant.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Can I make a pillow fort?
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Who left a ball in the guest room?
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
I have lost the will to live.
You will always despise me.
It's not mine.
Did you fart today?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Drop it here.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I have the need, the need for speed.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Fortune favours the brave.
I'm the only spy on this planet
You won't find it.
Show me the saw.
I've reported it to mother.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
You are not my type.
I could never hate you.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
It was my fault that the dog died.
You never smile.
I want that cow out of my car!
A girl needs a job.
This looks nice.
I want you to be sad.
You're going to need a scientist.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Please, wait here.
Can I make history?
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Luck is like a lake...
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Open sesame.
It's not open.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Take the money and die.
Who left a doll in the laundry?
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I'm crazy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I'm the best scout who ever lived.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in Canada.
I want you to stop me.
I want you to stop following me.
You should find your father.
Leave it alone.
I feel helpless.
I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
We're going to need a burglar.
I'm trying to believe you.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This looks great.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I want that snail out of my house!
Dancing is good for the soul.
I want you to be ready.
You should quit.
I see you every day.
You are an inspiration.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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