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Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to cook for me.

My love, it's so juicy.

Don't fool around.

It's giving me grief.

This looks familiar.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I can offer you a diet Coke.

I'm going to need a torturer.

I have the knife.

It's not right.

You can have it.

I see you every day.

You despise me.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I'm a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are so mean to me.

Leave it here.

We should start a business.

Give me the bratwurst.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Sound the alarm!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We're ghosts.

This room is bugged.

Be better!

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Good grief!

I feel ashamed.

Who left a lion in the outhouse?

Learning is like going to the beach...

We're no good.

Take the piano and go.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

My life is a mystery.

You are a hero.

Love is like a beautiful song...

Can I make history?

You're never going to get away with this!

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I'll listen.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I will always despise you.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.

Take this with you.

I have powers.

I can offer you a good price.

We need to make better decisions.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I am going to Easter.

Leave it alone.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Let's play

It's giving me an error message.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I see you let yourself in.

You broke it.

I have the card.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is a fine mess

Did you fart this morning?

I want you to stop looking at me.

Your lips have turned orange.

I know where you were.

It's not easy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I knew you could see it through.

I want you to be argumentative.

Give it here.

Take the piano and leave.

You should call your mother.

Don't wait to be asked.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never smile.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are so nice to me.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You are my father.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

We're gods.

You angel!

You are not my conscience.

We've only got one life.

Please, stop laughing.

You are a godsend.

You're a ghost.

I want you to listen to me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I feel optimistic.

My love, it's dead.

We need to break up.

How much courage do you have?

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

We're weird.

I'm going to need an executioner.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I want that bird out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

This looks bad.

I never loved you.

Be yourself!

You love me.

I've reported it to mother.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

We are unlucky.

You're going to need a knife.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Take the money and go.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'll open it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Drop it here.

I know math.

I'm the greatest plumber on this planet

I have a secret.

It's time to pack your bags.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Whoop-whoop.

We're the same person.

You're a god.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Please, tell me.

This is a fine ship

Take this and pray.

This is the worst time to be happy.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You burned it on purpose.

Running for office is like making toast...

Leave it to the professionals.

You dropped it.

I want you to betray me.

Let's watch the game

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I am going to the wedding.

Be careful!

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

I volunteer as tribute!

Who left a spatula in the living room?

Just breathe

I feel ticklish.

Your tongue has turned pink.

I have the gun.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I can offer you a burger.

You're going to need a captain.

Can I make money?

Someone's in here.

I love winter in Australia.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Get ready, or get out.

My life matters.

I'm trying to leave.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

How dare you look at me!

You will always want me.

I want to tell you about the dragon.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Don't get too close.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.

A boy needs discipline.

I'm the greatest taxidermist who ever lived.

It's not mine.

Take the drink and leave.

You know it.

You're going to need a spoon.

The best is the enemy of the good.

Open the curtains.

It's giving me hope.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

We should think about this.

Ha-cha-cha.

You are not my daughter.

We need to fight.

I want you to kiss me.

Justice is like a picnic at the beach...

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Your nose has turned green.

Please, wait here.

I volunteer myself!

You should find your mother.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I never really lived.

Delivery!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are so kind to me.

Maybe no one will notice

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Who left a diet Coke in the cell?

No one can ever know that I like you

I can offer you a celery stick.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

A boy needs confidence.

You lost it.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I love fall in Ireland.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want that duck out of my car!

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I'm going to need a wizard.

Take the drink and go.

I am going to the funeral.

This room is shrinking.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Someone's watching us.

I'm crazy.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This looks great.

Take this with water.

I am predictable.

Why do you love me, so much?

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I want you to help me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You hate me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You should make peace with your father.

Please, look at me.

I know what to do.

Can I make a home?

Throw me the chair.

We need to go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Your nose has turned blue.

I could never want you.

Patience is a virtue

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

It's time to make lunch.

It's not in.

Don't just stand there.

Open it here.

Get ready to die.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I feel calm.

Take the piano and die.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You need it.

Let's drink

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We're going to need a spoon.

I have to tell you about the party.

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

I'm the only builder on this planet

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

I'm weird.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You should write to your father.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I love spring in Japan.

A girl needs boundaries.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This looks odd.

I have time.

I am unambitious.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Who left a pickle in the attic?

I have the poem.

You are an idiot.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to be wealthy.

Be safe!

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Give me the teddy bear.

Someone's locked the door.

Open your heart.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

She was unconscious when I found her.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

You should vote.

I've reported it to Interpol.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Charity begins at home.

I want you to stop loving me.

Life is like a beautiful song...

You can't have it.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I want that puppy out of my car!

You're going to need an oracle.

Get ready to run.

We're going to need a saw.

Please, don't move.

We need to play.

I'll sit on it.

My life means nothing.

Can I make music?

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

We are terrible.

I love autumn in Germany.

You could never want me.

This is a day to remember

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You never call me.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Hey, watch me smile.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It was your fault that the wig came off.

I want to tell you about the composer.

A girl needs a job.

Let's get it

Don't ask any questions.

You're cursed.

I'm the worst illustrator who ever lived.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Who left a lion in the basement?

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to be mournful.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I will always want you.

I want you to marry me.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Someone's coming this way.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When the party starts, remain calm.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Darling, it's dead.

You're going to need a matador.

I see you for who you are.

I knew you could turn things around.

I never could make up my mind.

You are a twit.

I want that zebra out of my room!

I volunteer to eat it!

You monster!

My life is cursed.

Your face has turned red.

It's time to go to bed.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

You are not my father.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Throw me the spatula.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

You should ask for more money.

It's not tight enough.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We've only got one option.

I bet you know why I'm here.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Less is more.

You found it.

Good luck!

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I have 20-20 vision.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I hate you.

This room is haunted.

It has to work

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

I have to tell you about the mochaccino.

I'm the best diplomat who ever lived.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

We're going to need a lot of food.

Open the bottle.

You are so good to me.

This is a stick up.

I want you to be surprising.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a hot dog.

You are my reason for living.

Stop, in the name of love.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

A girl needs her space.

I have to tell you about Monday.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Please, don't take that.

I'm going to need an animal trainer.

Who left an icecream in the basement?

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Find some proof that I tricked you.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm trying to forgive you.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I see you have done this before.

You should make peace with your mother.

I want that tortoise out of my house!

You're really something!

I want you to inspire me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I can offer you a Bud Light.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Throw me the bike.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

I'm the only undertaker who ever lived.

Leave it until morning.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This looks edible.

We've only got one of these.

You are malicious.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Freedom is like a beautiful melody...

Your eyes have turned brown.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Hide in plain sight.

My love, it's so expensive.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

You're crazy.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Can I make it count?

When the door opens, hide.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I can offer you an icecream.

I have lost the will to live.

You are a thief.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

We're going to need a lot of help.

You're going to need a beggar.

I know who you are.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Take the drink and die.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Give me the doll.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

You never do what I want.

You devil!

When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.

I love summer in Switzerland.

I could never despise you.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want you to be fun-loving.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Who left a bear in the control room?

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to laugh.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You are my mother.

I'm trying to care.

Someone's having a bad day.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

We're going to need a spatula.

I should go to the police.

You are easy.

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