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We're ghosts.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

Be careful!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Maybe no one will notice

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Open the curtains.

You are not my type.

I never loved you.

My life means nothing.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

You're special.

You are so kind to me.

You could never want me.

Drop it here.

Get ready to run.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Sound the alarm!

I can't find my bike anywhere.

Delivery!

You should start a business.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

I'm trying to help.

I am going to the wedding.

You're a ghost.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me move.

It's not right.

I'm the best factory worker who ever lived.

I volunteer myself!

A girl needs money.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I knew you could live like this.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Did you eat today?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You should make peace with your mother.

You burned it on purpose.

You are an artist.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I have faith.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

How dare you laugh at me!

You need it.

I want you to marry me.

Someone's listening.

My love, it's beautiful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I've reported it to the police.

Good luck!

Take the money and go.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

No one can ever know the truth.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I can offer you a job.

It's your fault that the label came off.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

We're weird.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I'm going to need a security guard.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

You are my inspiration.

Your lips have turned orange.

I have the knife.

Throw me the celery stick.

I want you to be shrewd.

You are not my conscience.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Open sesame.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I can't find my whale anywhere.

Take this and pray.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

Who left a doll in the chapel?

I never could make up my mind.

I see you every day.

I want you to stop loving me.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Hey, watch me leave.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

A girl needs boundaries.

I heard a howl coming from the closet.

Today is the day

We are important.

My life is cursed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

I love autumn in Germany.

I'm a ghost.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I have lost the will to live.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

We're going to need a wrench.

Anger is like a mountain...

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Did you eat yesterday?

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

We should hide.

I want you to kiss me.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

Can I make sense?

We've only got one hope.

I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.

I want you to be intent.

You're going down!

This looks edible.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I'll get ready.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

We're the same person.

Am I dead, or not?

Whoop-whoop.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I feel sweaty.

Open the door.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This room is haunted.

You never smile.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I see you smiling.

You're crazy.

Take this with water.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You are an idiot.

I could never need you.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

It's time to go.

Leave it until morning.

This is a stick up.

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You should disown your mother.

A boy needs his friends.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Good grief!

I'm a god.

You devil!

Don't ask any questions.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I've reported it to the President.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Why do you love me, so much?

I should start a business.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I have money.

My love, it's so expensive.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

We are antisocial.

Did you fart at work?

We've only got one chance.

I knew you could survive.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I want you to inspire me.

Can I make each day count?

You made me cry on purpose.

I see you know what to do.

I'm the greatest geologist who ever lived.

You hate me.

You're going to need a saw.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Get ready to dance.

I can offer you a chardonnay.

Who left a guitar in the basement?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want that scorpion out of my room!

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

No one can ever know that I was here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You can't have it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

My life is over.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's giving me a headache.

We need to close it.

You should call your father.

It's not yours.

You are so good to me.

Throw it here.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

Open your heart.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Getting married is like writing a memo...

I hate you.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

How much time do you have?

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Patience is a virtue

You're a god.

I am going to the funeral.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

I'm cursed.

A boy needs his own room.

I volunteer to go!

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You're amazing!

I feel optimistic.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I want you to be competitive.

This is a fine mess

Who left a bike in the laundry?

Leave it alone.

I'm the worst taxidermist on this planet

You angel!

You are a handsome devil.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You are not my mother.

You will always love me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about Easter.

Give me the banana.

This looks interesting.

Please, lie down.

Did you get lucky at work?

I can offer you a carrot.

You are my everything.

I heard a howl coming from the conservatory.

Take the money and leave.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It was my fault that Mum fell down the well.

I can offer you a good price.

How dare you look at me!

You should disown your father.

You're going to need a composer.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I want to tell you about the fortune-teller.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Someone's having a bad day.

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You reap what you sow.

I could never hate you.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You never take me seriously.

I'm going to need a saw.

No one suspects a thing

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I knew you could see it through.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Be better!

It's not easy.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Get ready for this.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Sorry, I have to take this.

It's giving me grief.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.

Can I make the team?

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Leave it outside.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I know the future.

You're cursed.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to document my trip to France.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

No one can ever know what we did.

You know it.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I have a secret.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I love fall in Antarctica.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You are my mother.

Show me the can opener.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Let's dance

Who left a frog in the dining room?

You never do what I want.

You should write to your father.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm the best terrorist who ever lived.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I feel determined.

You are shaky.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I never really lived.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We're gods.

It's time to go to bed.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

We're going to need a spoon.

We need to fight.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I have the poem.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

This looks familiar.

Can I make a movie?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I'll be here, if you need me.

This room is unstable.

When I was little, I wanted to be an engineer.

I see you came prepared.

They know it was me

I want that bunny out of my house!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Get ready, or get out.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

You are my reason for living.

Please, don't touch that.

Let's get it

We're going to need a musician.

Throw me the saw.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You broke it.

Your ears have turned orange.

I know what to do.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Who left a bike in the cloakroom?

I have 20-20 vision.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Good morning!

Reading is all I can manage now.

I love winter in Ireland.

Open the window.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

We're cursed.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

My life is a mystery.

I feel cross.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I will always want you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You should vote.

You could never love me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

We need to help each other.

I want you to stop me.

You're never going to get away with this!

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I want you to be unrestrained.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You never stop to think.

Someone's watching us.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I'll sit on it.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Open it here.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

I want you to stop following me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I knew you could fix it.

All's well that ends well

I want to tell you about the painter.

I have the will.

Give me the doll.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

You dropped it.

This looks bad.

The truth is like a camera...

When the bell rings, start crying.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You monster!

You are a hero.

I see you have done this before.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

It's time to pack your bags.

You are my father.

Please, don't drink that.

Can I make up a story?

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

You're insignificant.

I'm the only lifeguard who ever lived.

Leave it to the professionals.

We need to break up.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

A boy needs boundaries.

I will always love you.

It's not dead.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Let's watch TV!

I should hide.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Who left a chicken wing in the lobby?

I want you to be wonderful.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I can offer you a coffee.

I feel timid.

I want you to document my trip to India.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

Give me the bike.

Don't just stand there.

Take the piano and leave.

This room is bugged.

Be safe!

I am going to Christmas.

I am questioning.

This is a fine ship

You are a godsend.

Please, stand.

Good night!

I see you are thinking.

Did you eat just now?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Don't upset your father, not now.

We're going to need an assassin.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I never wanted to die.

No one can ever know that I like you

I love autumn in Spain.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I have to tell you about the drug dealer.

When the door opens, start crying.

Take this with you.

You will always despise me.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I want you to clean up after me.

Your eyes have turned orange.

It's not the right size.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I want you to be apathetic.

Hey, watch me dance.

Show me the screwdriver.

You are so mean to me.

I can offer you a beer.

Show no mercy

Life's not all beer and skittles.

This room is shrinking.

The first thing to consider is safety.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I'll wait here.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Please, don't take that.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I'm the best bartender on this planet

I feel ashamed.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Did you eat last night?

Eating is all I can manage now.

I never hurt anybody.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I have powers.

We've only got one of these.

We're lucky.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

This looks peculiar.

You never sing anymore.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Your ears have turned blue.

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