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Take the piano and leave.

I love summer in America.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Sweetheart, it's alive.

We need to fight.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

We should start a business.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I've reported it to Interpol.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's your fault that the cat died.

A boy needs his father.

Let's eat

My life matters.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

We are submissive.

I have the need, the need for speed.

No one can ever know that I was here.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I volunteer myself!

You are an artist.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This looks suspicious.

We're going to need a deputy.

Dare to dream

I have needs.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can offer you a pickle.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're alone in the universe.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You made me cry on purpose.

Please, give me that.

You are my reason for living.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'm the only blacksmith who ever lived.

Good grief!

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You are so mean to me.

You fascinate me.

We've only got one bullet.

This is the worst time to be alone.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Leave it until morning.

I can offer you a job.

You're going to need a saw.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Don't ask any questions.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I feel resentful.

It's not alive.

Take this with you.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You should find your mother.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'll listen.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Throw me the skateboard.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I am frustrated.

Finding a job is like writing a memo...

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

Open the window.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Who left a teddy bear in the cell?

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I want you to clean up after me.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

This is a fine mess

I see you know what to do.

You should go to the police.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I have the letter.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

We're special.

Your lips have turned pink.

I never really lived.

Can I make a wish?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Throw it here.

You angel!

This room is shrinking.

I want you to be loyal.

We're the same person.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

My life means nothing.

I need to tell you about the chardonnay.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

No one can ever know the truth.

A girl needs her own room.

I'm a god.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This looks nice.

I want that giraffe out of my car!

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Hey, watch me dance.

Take the piano and die.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I am going to Christmas.

You burned it on purpose.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Be careful!

You're going to pay!

I'll sit on it.

You could never want me.

Good luck!

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

You're going to need a magician.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You're special.

Let's watch the game

Open the curtains.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

You never call me.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Why do you love me, so much?

It's not open.

I see you have done this before.

It's giving me a headache.

Who left an octopus in the library?

Someone's watching us.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Please, stop smoking.

We're gods.

Take this and pray.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I know where you were.

You're a ghost.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I want you to be dull.

You are not my favourite.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I want that chicken out of my house!

No one can ever know how we did it.

Delivery!

Take the drink and die.

I'm the worst cameraman who ever lived.

You devil!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

You are my sunshine.

You should protect your mother.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

We're magnificent.

We need to stay.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I've reported it to mother.

I'll keep guard.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Be better!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I never loved you.

I can offer you a margarita.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Can I make a pillow fort?

I see you came prepared.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Throw me the celery stick.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We're going to need a broker.

My life is a mystery.

It's not safe.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This looks edible.

I love summer in Brazil.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Your cheeks have turned white.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

Your face has turned blue.

I feel thrilled.

Take this for luck.

It's giving me hope.

I should quit.

When the party starts, hide.

It has to work

You broke it.

Someone's coming this way.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Who left a diet Mountain Dew in the cell?

I volunteer as tribute!

It's time to go.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We're going to need a saw.

Good night!

I want you to cook for me.

You are so nice to me.

I want you to document my trip to China.

This is a stick up.

This is the right time to be alone.

You're a god.

Anxiety is like a bar of soap...

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'll get it.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Don't get too close.

Let's play

You will always love me.

Get ready to laugh.

I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

I have the knife.

You are not my daughter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

Darling, it's delicious.

A boy needs money.

Your face has turned black.

Did you fart today?

I have lost the will to live.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You are a poet.

I'm magnificent.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Hey, watch me smile.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It's time to go to bed.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Can I make lunch?

You can have it.

You should think about this.

I'm the best dogcatcher who ever lived.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I want you to read to me.

Whoop-whoop.

You're never going to get away with this!

I love summer in Japan.

Open your heart.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

It's not tight enough.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Let's watch TV!

Who left a bread-stick in the laundry?

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Take the money and leave.

Patience is a virtue

I want you to be unfathomable.

Throw me the chair.

This room is haunted.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

I want you to stop following me.

Eating is good for the soul.

You're going to need a spoon.

I feel secretive.

I volunteer to go!

My life is cursed.

Your lips have turned white.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Please, remain silent.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

You're going to need a swimmer.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I knew you could make up your mind.

I am cynical.

Open it here.

How dare you smile at me!

You're magnificent.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I know math.

You dropped it.

Leave it outside.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You are a hero.

You are so good to me.

I see you for who you are.

I want that hamster out of my car!

I'm the worst archaeologist on this planet

You should disown your father.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

You broke the vase on purpose.

My life is over.

Open the bottle.

We need to help each other.

Hand me the shovel.

I want you to be woeful.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Who left a saw in the attic?

I feel helpless.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Can I make a cake?

You never do what I want.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Why do you tease me, so much?

My love, it's so juicy.

Your ears have turned grey.

When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Am I dead, or not?

This room is unstable.

Bravery is like an ocean...

We're insignificant.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I want you to love me.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

I have the will.

You are ruined.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You could never fascinate me.

I'm the greatest interpreter on this planet

Ha-cha-cha.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I want that bunny out of my house!

They know it was me

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

A boy needs his friends.

Let's get it

You should listen to your mother.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

It's not the right size.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

We need to stop.

Your eyes have turned green.

I see you smiling.

I've reported it to the police.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I heard weeping coming from the corridor.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Leave it to the professionals.

Get ready to run.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Getting married is like opening a gate...

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm no good.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to marry me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

I will always want you.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Who left a guitar in the garage?

I feel cross.

You're crazy!

I'm the only bartender on this planet

I'm going to need a can opener.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I should hide.

You are my son.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I know more than you realise.

We are laughing.

This is the right time to be here.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You need it.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Please, stand.

Don't fool around.

I want that kitten out of my house!

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

Take this with water.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make sense?

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I want you to be glad.

This looks interesting.

I can offer you a good price.

We've only got one hope.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

We're ghosts.

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

To the victor go the spoils.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

You are a handsome devil.

You could never despise me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

How much money do you have?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have powers.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I'm going to need a bandit.

You're really something!

Your eyes have turned brown.

Stop, in the name of love.

Who left a teddy bear in the control room?

You are not my father.

Show me the burger.

You're going to need a wrench.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I'm the only fishmonger who ever lived.

Open the door.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You never stop to think.

I want that pony out of my life!

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Can I make a difference?

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I love winter in Ireland.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Drop it here.

Freedom is like a piano...

I love you.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Get ready, or get out.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Did you get lucky today?

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I can offer you a croissant.

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

Sound the alarm!

We're crazy.

I'll help.

You won't find it.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

My love, it's delicious.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

When the party starts, start crying.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

It's not in.

I have 20-20 vision.

You never listen.

I'm trying to believe you.

This looks peculiar.

Open sesame.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You want me.

We need to play.

This is a day to remember

We've only got one life.

Please, don't move.

I'm the worst beautician who ever lived.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I volunteer to eat it!

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your tongue has turned white.

I'm going to need a yak herder.

A girl needs her father.

Take the drink and leave.

Dammit, who left a bratwurst in the lobby?

I want you to look at me.

I love fall in America.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You are rejected.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You should find your father.

I'm crazy.

Someone's in here.

I want you to stop tricking me.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I want you to be ordinary.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I am going to the party.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Throw me the icecream.

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