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Get ready to die.

I'm the worst bishop on this planet

A girl needs a job.

Take this with water.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You should disown your mother.

It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.

I want that penguin out of my life!

I can't find my saw anywhere.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

It's your fault that the train was late.

It's time to go to bed.

How dare you smile at me!

I have money.

I am going to the funeral.

Laughing is good for the soul.

You are so nice to me.

I'm a ghost.

Sorry, I have to take this.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Find some proof that she deceived you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

How much money do you have?

I'm trying to forgive you.

Who left a Heineken in the corridor?

You're going down!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm special.

I never really lived.

Give the Devil his due.

I want you to be worked up.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

This looks interesting.

I want you to stop following me.

I have the poem.

I knew you could fix it.

I could never want you.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

Can I make the world better?

Open it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shipwright.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

You devil!

You crashed the car on purpose.

Maybe no one will notice

I love autumn in Canada.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Good luck!

This room is unstable.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We need to make better decisions.

We're ghosts.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You're going to need a researcher.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

No one can ever know that I like you

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I am inconsiderate.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I've reported it to mother.

You never take me seriously.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Your lips have turned blue.

Please, come in.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Take this and pray.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You need it.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

You should go to the police.

It's time to make lunch.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I have powers.

You're crazy!

You're crazy.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Why do you love me, so much?

You could never need me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

It was your fault that the wig came off.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I volunteer myself!

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I see you every day.

I want you to cook for me.

Get ready to run.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I want you to be hefty.

You are so kind to me.

I'll get it.

Who left a shovel in the garage?

Winners don't quit

I love fall in Germany.

We're going to need a miner.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are my father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Handsome is as handsome does.

Can I make out?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Sound the alarm!

When the lights go out, hide.

Take the piano and leave.

Open the curtains.

This looks edible.

Hey, watch me move.

I am going to the party.

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

Leave it here.

I knew you could open it.

Don't ask any questions.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

It's giving me hope.

You monster!

Someone's coming this way.

My life is cursed.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Good morning!

I can offer you a job.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Whoop-whoop.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I feel old.

This is the right time to be here.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Delivery!

I want that elephant out of my life!

I love spring in Antarctica.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

This room is shrinking.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Sleep is like a piano...

I love you.

You are not my son.

We're gods.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

This is a fine mess

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Okay, who left a merlot in the outhouse?

Your nose has turned black.

I want you to stop me.

I'm cursed.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I'll open it.

Did you eat this morning?

It's your fault that the crops died.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

We are prejudiced.

This looks familiar.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Leave it until morning.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Give me the burger.

You're going to need a saw.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I know where you were.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

It's best to be on the safe side.

A girl needs her friends.

You hate me.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Plug it in here.

Let's go

It's giving me an error message.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We've only got one life.

I want you to be cheerful.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Take this for luck.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Hey, watch me smile.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I feel funny.

I knew you could see it through.

Your strength is like a party...

You're never going to get away with this!

I want you to kiss me.

I'm trying to understand.

You dropped it.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Can I make trouble?

I have the knife.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

You are a twit.

You're a god.

I will always despise you.

How dare you laugh at me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I'm going to need a tax collector.

I volunteer to go!

We're the same person.

I am paranoid.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I'm the best servant on this planet

Your ears have turned black.

They know it was me

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

This looks peculiar.

Leave it outside.

No one can ever know the truth.

You should call your father.

I have to tell you about the kebab.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

You made me cry on purpose.

Please, stop laughing.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is a day to remember

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're going to need a wrench.

I never wanted this.

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I have time.

Your tongue has turned blue.

You fascinate me.

I feel serene.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

You are an artist.

Be yourself!

I can offer you a lemonade.

Who left a whiskey in the basement?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You are my favourite.

My life means nothing.

I see you know what to do.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to help me.

Can I make money?

We need to make out.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I have the letter.

Let's drink

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Don't just stand there.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I should pay the bill.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I am going to the wedding.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You're amazing!

I know who you are.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

You never sing anymore.

When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.

I want you to be stable.

I have to tell you about the bedroom.

You should listen to your father.

You burned it on purpose.

Take the drink and leave.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Please, don't touch that.

I could never love you.

I love autumn in China.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

How much luck do you have?

Good night!

I have to tell you about Friday.

We've only got one option.

Hey, watch me dance.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm going.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Hand me the spoon.

I feel silly.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

A girl needs her grandmother.

My life is over.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

No one can ever know what we did.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

When the bell rings, hide.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Let's dance

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

We're lucky.

It's not the right size.

Dammit, who left a guitar in the lounge room?

I'm going to need a shepherd.

Please, lie down.

You are logical.

Your face has turned white.

I want you to be sympathetic.

Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Did you fart just now?

This room is bugged.

I've reported it to the President.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

It's giving me a headache.

Get ready to dance.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I will always love you.

Hand me the croissant.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You never do what I want.

I can't find my eagle anywhere.

You're a ghost.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

You should listen to your mother.

You will always despise me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

You are so mean to me.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want that rat out of my car!

When I was little, I wanted to be a salesperson.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Please, be careful.

Who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?

Good grief!

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I want you to stop smelling me.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I'm going to need a guard.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of love.

It's not yours.

This looks odd.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I should ask for more money.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Throw it here.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Your ears have turned yellow.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I want you to be infatuated.

I want to tell you about the Mars.

A boy needs money.

It's time to pack your bags.

There's no place like home.

We need to stay.

Did you fart last night?

You angel!

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

Let's watch the game

I'll watch.

I volunteer as tribute!

Your face has turned green.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm magnificent.

Dare to dream

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You're coming with me!

I've reported it to the press.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

How dare you look at me!

You want it.

I know more than you realise.

I will always need you.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

I have a secret.

The truth is like a canvas...

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm a god.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

We're going to need a plumber.

I want you to clean up after me.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I want you to be vindictive.

You are so good to me.

I love summer in China.

You're going to need a spatula.

How much time do you have?

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Please, stop doing that.

I'm the greatest make-up artist on this planet

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I have to tell you about the baker.

Open your heart.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Let's play

I'm trying to open it.

You are daring.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

It has to work

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You're really something!

I feel adventurous.

I see you for who you are.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This looks great.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Can I make magic?

Throw me the pickle.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This is the right time to be angry.

Be careful!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Who left a Red Bull in the guest room?

You should ask for more money.

I need to tell you about the burger.

It's your fault that the cat died.

You will always love me.

Your tongue has turned green.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I'll help.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You are a handsome devil.

Let's get it

Fears are like spaghetti...

I'm weird.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Please, listen to me.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Open the door.

You're going to pay!

I want you to listen to me.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You never call me.

You can have it.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I want that raccoon out of my car!

I am perceptive.

I'm the greatest graphic artist on this planet

Take the piano and die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You are my reason for living.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You're going to need a knight.

I never gave up hope.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Who left a beer in the garage?

You're insignificant.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

We've only got one of these.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Give me the chair.

It's not open.

Hey, watch me leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I want you to betray me.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I love autumn in Switzerland.

Be better!

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I want you.

My life is a mystery.

Running for office is like eating spaghetti...

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You're going to need a florist.

I see you are thinking.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Your eyes have turned purple.

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