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I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I hate you.
I'll wait here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Don't ask any questions.
You are a liar.
We need to close it.
We're gods.
Dating is like lighting a candle...
Let's watch TV!
Winners don't quit
I have the letter.
You never take me seriously.
I want you to be dedicated.
I have powers.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You are so good to me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Give it here.
You are not my conscience.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're going to need a sheriff.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I know more than you realise.
Someone's coming this way.
Delivery!
You should protect your mother.
I want you to hold me.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
Your ears have turned blue.
You're a god.
I feel scared.
I'm the worst lawyer who ever lived.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Am I coming with you, or not?
It's not going to fit.
You made me cry on purpose.
You can't have it.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Alright, who left a fork in the guest room?
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I am going to the funeral.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
Did you fart at work?
Take the money and go.
This is a fine mess
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I never loved you.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Please, stop doing that.
I love fall in Brazil.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
You're no good.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I volunteer to eat it!
A boy needs love.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I'm trying to help.
I can't find my diet Coke anywhere.
Open the door.
Good grief!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Be yourself!
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
Hey, watch me dance.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Drop it here.
We are well-meaning.
You're under arrest!
I will always love you.
Show me the bike.
You are a genius.
I've reported it to the President.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You lost it.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you an ale.
You burned it on purpose.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You should listen to your mother.
I'll open it.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Leave it to the professionals.
I see you every day.
This is the right time to be alone.
This looks wrong.
You devil!
You are so kind to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
It's not safe.
I want you to love me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I have a secret.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm a ghost.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
We need to make better decisions.
Take the piano and go.
This room is haunted.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I feel amused.
I love winter in America.
I heard weeping coming from the closet.
Did you eat just now?
Let's get it
You never do what I want.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
We've only got one of these.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I know where you were.
I have the gun.
We're going to need a bartender.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Hey, watch me move.
Can I make medicine?
Be safe!
You are an artist.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Get ready to dance.
I am going to Christmas.
Dare to dream
You are the best person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
We're cursed.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I'm going to need a can opener.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I can offer you a water.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
You will always despise me.
I want you to be deceptive.
It's not mine.
You're going down!
This is a stick up.
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to betray me.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
This is the worst time to be alone.
It's time to brush your teeth.
How dare you look at me!
I want to tell you about the tea.
Ha-cha-cha.
I never really lived.
You are so nice to me.
Please, don't move.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Alright, who left a shovel in the garage?
Don't fool around.
We've only got one chance.
I have money.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I've reported it to mother.
Put it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
You should find your father.
We should ask for more money.
You never listen.
We need to make out.
We're going to need a saxophonist.
This room is unstable.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Let's go
If you don't want it, put it back.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
Good luck!
Laughing is all I can manage now.
We're no good.
You can have it.
I'm the only missionary who ever lived.
I know what to do.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Take this for luck.
Open the bottle.
Throw me the burger.
I could never despise you.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Leave it outside.
I want you to be liberated.
It's time to go to bed.
Slow and steady wins the race.
When I was little, I wanted to be an interpreter.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I never listened.
You are a thief.
Get ready to die.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
This is a fine ship
What will you do, now that you've found God?
This is the perfect time to be here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I see you know what to do.
Who left a fishcake in the attic?
I want that octopus out of my life!
I want you to marry me.
You should find your mother.
You're really something!
It has to work
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I have the will.
This looks odd.
Your lips have turned blue.
You never say what you're thinking.
I love fall in India.
Patriotism is like a camera...
She was unconscious when I found her.
Can I make a mess?
Did you eat today?
Show me the kite.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We're going to need a spatula.
I have needs.
I will always want you.
It's not right.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It's giving me a headache.
We need to open it.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I want to tell you about the hot chocolate.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Someone's watching us.
When I was little, I wanted to be a receptionist.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
A girl needs love.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I see you for who you are.
Becoming rich is like opening a gift...
I knew you could open it.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Please, stop crying.
Good night!
You're cursed.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I feel desperate.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
My life is cursed.
You should ask your father.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Throw me the ball.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You are a poet.
I'll get ready.
This looks interesting.
Can I make a cake?
I want you to be beautiful.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You never have time for me.
Darling, it's delicious.
I never wanted this.
Eating is good for the soul.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You are my father.
Leave it here.
Get ready, or get out.
I want to tell you about the kitchen.
I am weary.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Don't get too close.
I'm the greatest assassin who ever lived.
I am going to the grand opening.
I should ask for more money.
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
This room is shrinking.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's not alive.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Hey, watch me leave.
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You want me.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a spoon.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Laughing is good for the soul.
You are not my father.
Your face has turned green.
You're going to pay!
I love summer in India.
When I was little, I wanted to be a personal trainer.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
Throw me the doll.
I volunteer as tribute!
Who left a teddy bear in the waiting room?
I want you to kill me.
I'll keep guard.
Stop, in the name of love.
I can't find my owl anywhere.
A boy needs confidence.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're crazy.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Be better!
I heard a voice coming from the studio.
I'm trying to believe you.
I'm a god.
Take the drink and die.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I've reported it to the police.
Don't wait to be asked.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I want that chipmunk out of my room!
You're going to need a dentist.
I should start a business.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Throw it here.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I see you are thinking.
When the party starts, remain calm.
We're ghosts.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I feel sentimental.
It's giving me grief.
This is the worst time to be amused.
When I was little, I wanted to be a thief.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Don't upset your father, not now.
Can I make dessert?
You are not my daughter.
I know the future.
Someone's having a bad day.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
My life matters.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I can offer you a job.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Give me the kite.
Please, come in.
A boy needs his own room.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I am resentful.
Good morning!
I'm lucky.
You will always fascinate me.
Darling, it's dead.
Leave it until morning.
I'll help.
I'm the only singer who ever lived.
You are my everything.
You're amazing!
No one can ever know that I was here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
Dammit, who left a bike in the cell?
I have the time.
I can offer you a muffin.
You should make peace with your father.
I volunteer myself!
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Someone's in here.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You are not my mother.
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
You are so mean to me.
You angel!
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
A girl needs her friends.
You're going to need a shop assistant.
I have to tell you about the basement.
It's not for sale.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want you to be groovy.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Take the piano and die.
You need me.
I never gave up hope.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I've reported it to Interpol.
We need to stop.
I'm trying to open it.
I volunteer to go!
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I'm the only lawyer who ever lived.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
I love summer in Antarctica.
Please, listen to me.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Why do you hate me, so much?
It's going to be okay
You monster!
Open sesame.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I'm weird.
I have the poem.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I want you to help me.
I see you let yourself in.
You're coming with me!
Did you eat this morning?
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
You are provocative.
I have faith.
Get ready to laugh.
It's giving me hope.
I know what happened.
Take this with water.
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
You should call your father.
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to be tactless.
You can have too much of a good thing.
I have to tell you about the whiskey.
This is crazy
You are my only hope.
I'm going to need a psychiatrist.
Your lips have turned purple.
You're going to need a knife.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This looks bad.
It's not open.
I love fall in Spain.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
Sound the alarm!
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
You are an idiot.
Can I make a list?
We need to make a plan.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I am going to the party.
A boy needs his grandfather.
Take the money and die.
I heard a howl coming from the walk-in freezer.
We should quit.
I will always need you.
It's time to go.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I want you to be erratic.
You need it.
I see you came prepared.
You're magnificent.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I feel excited.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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