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You should ask your father.
You're a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I knew you could open it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I have lost the will to live.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
Whoop-whoop.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Take the piano and go.
You could never fascinate me.
You're going to need a plumber.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I despise you.
Take this for luck.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This looks familiar.
Drop it here.
You are a handsome devil.
How dare you look at me!
You are so kind to me.
Good luck!
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I want to tell you about the stonecutter.
Who left a dolphin in the bathroom?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
No one can ever know that I survived.
I volunteer to eat it!
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
I want that giraffe out of my house!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Your nose has turned yellow.
Sound the alarm!
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
You are my teacher.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
It's not yours.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You monster!
He was unconscious when I found him.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You're no good.
Success is like a guitar...
You are fixed.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
We're ghosts.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Delivery!
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I am going to the party.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chimney-sweep.
I want you to help me.
You're crazy!
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I love spring in Spain.
I feel thankful.
Be yourself!
I want you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We need to make a plan.
I see you are thinking.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Why do you hate me, so much?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Take the money and go.
You are so nice to me.
This is a stick up.
I can't find my shark anywhere.
I want you to stop questioning me.
A girl needs her own room.
Who left a spoon in the laundry?
You're a ghost.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
My life is cursed.
I know what to do.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You are my daughter.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You want it.
Don't ask any questions.
Please, listen to me.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Get ready for this.
I want that goat out of my room!
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to inspire me.
Someone's in here.
Beauty is only skin deep.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm crazy.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You deserve this
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Leave it until morning.
Throw it here.
Can I make peace?
I am going to Christmas.
I'm the greatest banker who ever lived.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I've reported it to the President.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
This room is shrinking.
I volunteer as tribute!
Take the money and die.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Give me the candy-bar.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I never could make up my mind.
I have faith.
Open sesame.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Ha-cha-cha.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
You should listen to your mother.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
I want you to be winning.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I'll watch.
I feel foolish.
I want that turtle out of my house!
Learning is like taking out the garbage...
I want you to cook for me.
We've only got one life.
Hey, watch me smile.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I could never need you.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are powerless.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
This looks suspicious.
Let's dance
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
We should go to the police.
This room is bugged.
You devil!
Darling, it's alive.
Get ready to dance.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I'm the only sailor who ever lived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I have the gun.
Don't get too close.
My life is a mystery.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You're really something!
We're going to need an ornithologist.
Please, be careful.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
You're cursed.
I can offer you an apple.
I'm a god.
Who left a guitar in the lounge room?
I've reported it to the police.
We're gods.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I see you know what to do.
Did you get lucky last night?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Someone's locked the door.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
You should write to your father.
You are so mean to me.
We need to open it.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I am going to Easter.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You need it.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Leave it to the professionals.
Your eyes have turned red.
Let's get it
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to stop following me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Take this and pray.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
When the door opens, hide.
Throw me the bike.
Please, give up while you can.
This room is haunted.
I'm a ghost.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm cursed.
I want you to be maternal.
You are not my son.
Knitting is good for the soul.
It has to work
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Hey, watch me leave.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want that bird out of my room!
I have the need, the need for speed.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You're going to need a coach.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.
I'm the worst yak herder who ever lived.
Can I make sure?
Take the drink and die.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I can offer you a milkshake.
I know who you are.
This is a fine ship
Give it here.
I volunteer to go!
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
It's giving me an error message.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
It's not alive.
How dare you smile at me!
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Be better!
I heard a sound coming from the closet.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I have to tell you about Monday.
Stop, in the name of love.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We're the same person.
I can't find my bunny anywhere.
Did you eat last night?
I want to tell you about the pickle.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Your wisdom is like a beautiful melody...
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's your fault that the plane was late.
We need to close it.
You lost it.
Never give a sucker an even break.
You despise me.
We've only got one option.
My love, it's so expensive.
We should start a business.
Your nose has turned black.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You are preoccupied.
I love summer in France.
Give me the chicken wing.
I'll help.
Open the curtains.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Whatever happens, don't panic
You are not my type.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
This is a day to remember
You are a thief.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You burned it on purpose.
Your eyes have turned grey.
I have needs.
Who left a crocodile in the laundry?
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm the greatest firefighter on this planet
We're going to need a fortune-teller.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
Can I make a pact?
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
You should call your mother.
A girl needs her father.
How dare you laugh at me!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You are my love.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want you to be discourteous.
Please, don't eat that.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You angel!
No one can ever know that I was here.
We need to eat.
I can offer you a Pepsi.
I should vote.
Put it here.
We're going to need a lot of food.
I've reported it to Interpol.
We're going to need a saw.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I am conceited.
I know what happened.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I have a secret.
I heard a noise coming from the corridor.
I want that frog out of my life!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Your ears have turned black.
Take this with you.
I love spring in India.
Good night!
It's not right.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Someone's coming this way.
It's time to go to bed.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You should call your father.
I have the scroll.
You can have it.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
It's almost over
You never listen.
I'll keep guard.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I never listened.
Can I make joy?
This looks bad.
I see you have done this before.
Hand me the spoon.
You're going down!
Did you fart while I was away?
I know more than you realise.
A girl needs a job.
We're cursed.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We should vote.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I'm trying to leave.
This room is unstable.
I've reported it to mother.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
I have to tell you about the party.
You will always need me.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I'm going to need a fork.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I want you to stop me.
I can offer you a merlot.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I am extravagant.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I heard weeping coming from the barn.
Hey, watch me dance.
Get ready to die.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
This is the right time to be alone.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Your eyes have turned spotted.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You are not my favourite.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
We've only got one hope.
You're crazy.
Let's drink
I need you.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I have powers.
Hand me the muffin.
I never hurt anybody.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Be safe!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I love summer in Ireland.
You should write to your mother.
Your tongue has turned grey.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I feel passionate.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'll listen.
I know where you were.
You will always want me.
You are an artist.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You're never going to get away with this!
Please, don't move.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Who left a banana in the office?
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Get ready to run.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I'm the greatest blacksmith who ever lived.
The truth is like a beach...
Take the money and leave.
We're lucky.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
This is a fine mess
This is the right time to be here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I see you smiling.
It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Take this with water.
Can I make a kite?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
When the door opens, start crying.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Winners don't quit
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Am I coming with you, or not?
I have the card.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I volunteer myself!
I want you to be understanding.
I can't find my raccoon anywhere.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want that ant out of my house!
You can't make bricks without straw.
We're going to need a priest.
We are tidy.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I'll wait here.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Your nose has turned blue.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Get ready to laugh.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'm going to need a wrench.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you a job.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
It's time to make lunch.
Take the piano and leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to read to me.
I'm magnificent.
Who left an elephant in the bathroom?
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
It's giving me hope.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
Pride is like a forest...
I love autumn in Japan.
I feel funny.
I can offer you a lemonade.
You are a godsend.
My love, it's alive.
A girl needs boundaries.
I never loved you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are not my father.
This is crazy
You never do what I want.
I should ask for more money.
You're going to pay!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Open the door.
The best things in life are free.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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