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Take the drink and go.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are an idiot.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I know the future.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm going to need a boatbuilder.

You can have it.

This is the right time to be angry.

I have the time.

Sound the alarm!

Let's get it

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I'm a ghost.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This looks wrong.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Good morning!

Be yourself!

I want you to cook for me.

We're magnificent.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are not my favourite.

Take this with water.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

You should go to the police.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Dating is like making spaghetti...

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I see you have done this before.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Can I make a treehouse?

Don't get too close.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me dance.

Failure is like an ocean...

I never loved you.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

We need to fight.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

If you're done, we'll get started.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Delivery!

You're going to need a lot of wine.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I feel suspicious.

I'll open it.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

This is a fine mess

Please, stop doing that.

Fears are like chocolate...

Who left a cocktail in the armory?

I want you to be playful.

We're the same person.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Leave it alone.

You are so nice to me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You monster!

No one can ever know how we did it.

My life is over.

Be careful!

I know more than you realise.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

We're going to need a can opener.

I am going to Easter.

Get ready to dance.

It's not in.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Your nose has turned orange.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You should call your mother.

I have 20-20 vision.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to kill me.

You're special.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I knew you could fix it.

You will always despise me.

I want you to stop following me.

You made me cry on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

It's time to go.

Did you eat last night?

Good night!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I will always need you.

This room is bugged.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You deserve this

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Put it here.

We're gods.

You're a god.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You're amazing!

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

No one can ever know that I like to sing

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Take this and pray.

It's your fault that the label came off.

We're going to need a gardener.

I can offer you an icecream.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I never could make up my mind.

Can I make an impression?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

How dare you laugh at me!

You never take me seriously.

I've reported it to the press.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

This is a fine ship

Throw me the shovel.

I am going to Christmas.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Leave it outside.

I see you came prepared.

I'm the best archer on this planet

Open the curtains.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

Let's go

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I'll get ready.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

He was unconscious when I found him.

You devil!

Take the piano and die.

I need to tell you about the Schnapps.

Dammit, who left a dolphin in the laundry?

A boy needs love.

Please, stop shouting.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to hold me.

Your eyes have turned pink.

You should write to your father.

Hey, watch me move.

I knew you could see it through.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Someone's locked the door.

This looks suspicious.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

My life is cursed.

I want you to be irrational.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Maybe no one will notice

Find some proof that they deceived you.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Can I make it right?

I want you.

Give me the spatula.

You burned it on purpose.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

You never listen.

I'm alone in the universe.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Be safe!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want that octopus out of my house!

I volunteer myself!

It's not for sale.

I just want a beer. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Sorry, I have to take this.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I have the scroll.

I can offer you a merlot.

She was unconscious when I found her.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are a liar.

I'm going to need a shepherd.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I'm the worst locksmith on this planet

I want to tell you about the hydra.

We should think about this.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Hope is like a mountain...

You are so mean to me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We need to make a plan.

Take the drink and leave.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You found it.

A girl needs her own room.

Did you fart this morning?

Good grief!

Your tongue has turned black.

Please, come in.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You are my inspiration.

This looks peculiar.

You will always fascinate me.

Whoop-whoop.

Don't fool around.

I want you to read to me.

I never wanted this.

Am I dead, or not?

Give me the umbrella.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Reading is all I can manage now.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I love winter in Spain.

I feel deceitful.

Let's dance

Stop, in the name of the law.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I'm insignificant.

Time flies.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You're going to need a spoon.

You never call me.

I could never love you.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I have the knife.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You are a thief.

I want you to be young.

You should find your father.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Get ready to run.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Take this for luck.

I've reported it to the President.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This room is haunted.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I want you to stop loving me.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I'm the only pilot who ever lived.

We are suave.

You're going to need a park ranger.

You're under arrest!

Throw it here.

I volunteer to eat it!

How dare you smile at me!

A boy needs a job.

You angel!

You are my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Victory is like a camera...

I want that fish out of my house!

You never smile.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

Don't ask any questions.

Please, tell me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I have money.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

This looks interesting.

When the party starts, hide.

Darling, it's alive.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Open your heart.

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...

I want you to listen to me.

I will always want you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

It's time to go to bed.

You're weird.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I knew you could turn things around.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I never really lived.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You're going to need a knife.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Can I make it count?

It's not ready.

You need it.

Leave it to the professionals.

It's giving me a headache.

I feel sweaty.

I can't find my cat anywhere.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You never do what I want.

You are purposeful.

I'm the worst stonecutter on this planet

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I can offer you a croissant.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Take the piano and go.

We've only got one of these.

I see you know what to do.

You are a genius.

Plug it in here.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I want that lamb out of my room!

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

We need to stay.

Who left a duck in the laundry?

Dying is like writing an I.O.U...

You should disown your mother.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Get ready to die.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I have the gun.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I know who you are.

Your nose has turned grey.

It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

We're alone in the universe.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I feel warm.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

My love, it's so juicy.

I despise you.

You never sing anymore.

I want you to be extreme.

You're going to need a watchmaker.

You can do this

Leave it here.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I heard a sound coming from the dining room.

A boy needs discipline.

I can offer you a job.

Beware the Ides of March.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

We are fixed.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You crashed the car on purpose.

No one can ever know the truth.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You know it.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

It's not working.

Who left a pickle in the kitchen?

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You are my favourite.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I can't find my diet Mountain Dew anywhere.

I'll watch.

You are so good to me.

I knew you could survive.

I want you to help me.

We're going to need a spoon.

We're cursed.

I love summer in Antarctica.

I see you let yourself in.

Falling in love is like opening a letter...

You're going to pay!

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

I'm going to need a navigator.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

I feel cold.

When the door opens, start crying.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I'm the best author who ever lived.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You should vote.

I have the will.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

When I was little, I wanted to be a security guard.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

We need to make out.

Good luck!

No one can ever know what we did.

Open sesame.

Stop, in the name of love.

Ha-cha-cha.

I never gave up hope.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It's going to be okay

Dammit, who left a carrot in the laundry?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You are my reason for living.

I can't find my room anywhere.

You are a twit.

We're ghosts.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I knew you could live like this.

Friendship is like a beach...

I have to tell you about the swimmer.

I know where you were.

Leave it until morning.

A girl needs money.

We're going to need a firefighter.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are so kind to me.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Give it here.

The first thing to consider is safety.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want that eagle out of my car!

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I have to tell you about the party.

I am going to the wedding.

This is a stick up.

No one can ever know that I like you

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

I have the poem.

I feel humiliated.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Someone's coming this way.

I can offer you a muffin.

I'm magnificent.

You are the best person I have ever met.

We are panicked.

Death is like a piano...

I'm the greatest philanthropist on this planet

This is the right time to be hysterical.

It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

No one can ever know that you survived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

This room is shrinking.

You should listen to your father.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This looks great.

I'm going to need a rabbi.

Open the window.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Get ready, or get out.

I'm trying to believe you.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

A boy needs his space.

You could never want me.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I'm going to need a saw.

You're a ghost.

I feel terrified.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

This is crazy

I want you to be flamboyant.

We've only got one chance.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I have powers.

I heard a noise coming from the corridor.

Can I make art?

Hey, watch me leave.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

My life is a mystery.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

When I was little, I wanted to be an actor.

You are a handsome devil.

Who left a Jack Daniels in the office?

I have to tell you about the pickpocket.

You're going down!

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Get ready to laugh.

I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I'll keep guard.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I want that bunny out of my house!

I have the letter.

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