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Find some proof that they lied to you.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

You found it.

Okay. Just do what I do.

We need to open it.

You should find your father.

We're the same person.

Don't upset your father, not now.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to love me.

Who left a saké in the barn?

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Someone's having a bad day.

Your ears have turned black.

Leave it outside.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Get ready, or get out.

I want you to be invisible.

Take this and pray.

Did you eat while I was away?

Can I make a puppet?

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I want that bird out of my car!

Take the piano and leave.

You are not my father.

Don't wait to be asked.

You're a ghost.

I have the scroll.

We are repressed.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

A boy needs his mother.

We've only got one option.

You want me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a personal trainer.

This looks edible.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Please, listen to me.

I'm going to need a shovel.

It was your fault that the label came off.

Hey, watch me smile.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Am I dead, or not?

I need to tell you about Friday.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

We're insignificant.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

You should vote.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I can offer you an ale.

We're going to need a pastor.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

When the party starts, start singing.

Open the bottle.

No one will ever know

I never hurt anybody.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I'll watch.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

I heard a voice coming from the chapel.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I feel disappointed.

Let's watch the game

I love summer in Spain.

I see you every day.

I need you.

I am going to the grand opening.

We need to stop.

She was unconscious when I found her.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You need it.

You should ask your father.

I want to tell you about the writer.

You're going down!

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's not mine.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I can offer you a job.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

My life is cursed.

You are a godsend.

You never call me.

Take the drink and go.

I'm a god.

I'm the greatest publisher who ever lived.

You are so kind to me.

It's time to pack your bags.

Sound the alarm!

Darling, it's so juicy.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I've reported it to the press.

I want you to be disinterested.

We're going to need a fork.

Can I make believe?

Okay, who left a rat in the laundry?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I want you to stop believing in me.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Please, don't drink that.

We've only got one bullet.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Time flies.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I'm trying to understand.

This looks peculiar.

We're special.

I'll help.

Hate is like a river...

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I love autumn in India.

You monster!

I see you came prepared.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I want you to hold me.

This room is shrinking.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Open the curtains.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

You will always need me.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Open it here.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I hate you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I volunteer as tribute!

I feel sore.

Give me the can opener.

I've reported it to the police.

I never could make up my mind.

Who left a sheep in the basement?

I want you to stop smelling me.

Be careful!

You should protect your father.

You're amazing!

I have to tell you about the pickle.

When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.

I have the time.

You're a god.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I have lost the will to live.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Don't fool around.

This is a fine mess

We're gods.

Good night!

You devil!

Fears are like spaghetti...

You never take me seriously.

Delivery!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Leave it here.

I know what to do.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

This looks wrong.

Can I make lemonade?

You are an idiot.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

When the party starts, remain calm.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

This is the worst time to be here.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

Live and let live.

I love summer in Brazil.

I can't find my juice anywhere.

You should quit.

You are not my conscience.

Hand me the bike.

Did you fart while I was away?

I see you smiling.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I heard a howl coming from the office.

You're going to need a saw.

I never listened.

It's giving me a headache.

I want you to marry me.

I want that bear out of my life!

Good grief!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I need to tell you about the kitchen.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're no good.

You are circumspect.

You are my reason for living.

Don't just stand there.

Let's go

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You dropped it.

I volunteer to eat it!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You are so mean to me.

Leave it until morning.

I know where you were.

This looks odd.

Someone's listening.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I'm trying to care.

I have a secret.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Your ears have turned orange.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You never do what I want.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

How dare you look at me!

Why do you love me, so much?

I see you know what to do.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Take this with water.

Okay, who left a chipmunk in the lounge room?

You should find your mother.

I should hide.

Be yourself!

It was my fault that the wedding was ruined.

I love spring in England.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I'm going to need a beggar.

Let's watch TV!

I never wanted this.

Hey, watch me move.

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

I am going to the party.

I despise you.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I'm a ghost.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Drop it here.

You are my son.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I want that lemur out of my car!

Stop, in the name of love.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You hate me.

I have powers.

We're alone in the universe.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Don't ask any questions.

I feel concerned.

A word to the wise is enough.

This looks suspicious.

Did you get lucky today?

A boy needs his father.

I can offer you a good price.

Please, stop crying.

I have the will.

I want you to be cultured.

This room is unstable.

Open the window.

Your wisdom is like a canvas...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

I know the future.

I heard a voice coming from the conservatory.

I want you to stop following me.

I want to tell you about the kebab.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

It's time to make lunch.

Dammit, who left a bagel in the pantry?

You won't find it.

I love winter in Brazil.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You will always fascinate me.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Give me the knife.

I'm the greatest detective who ever lived.

You are a poet.

You're going to need a matador.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

No one suspects a thing

Your lips have turned purple.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Did you fart last night?

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

A girl needs her mother.

I want you to be sentimental.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

You are not my son.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Don't get too close.

I want that horse out of my house!

Gardening is good for the soul.

I can offer you a chai.

Who left a spoon in the wine cellar?

I'm cursed.

Be safe!

You should pay the bill.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

When the door opens, start singing.

I want you to listen to me.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

Get ready to die.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's not safe.

You are an inspiration.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I'm going to need a wrench.

I have the knife.

Take the piano and go.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Can I make a stand?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Someone's coming this way.

We're going to need a lot of help.

I have to tell you about the bread-stick.

You burned it on purpose.

I feel helpless.

Be better!

I could never want you.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

No one can ever know that I like you

You are my inspiration.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

Throw me the chair.

Good luck!

You are not my type.

I want you to be clean.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

It's time to go.

You never say what you're thinking.

Put it here.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready to run.

I want you to kiss me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

How much influence do you have?

Let's dance

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're really something!

I feel empty.

I love summer in Ireland.

I can offer you a soda.

This looks great.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I have time.

Can I make magic?

Okay, who left a bike in the barn?

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

It's not the right size.

You are my love.

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

My life means nothing.

When the door opens, remain calm.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

We need to help each other.

A boy needs a job.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You can't have it.

We're magnificent.

You are a handsome devil.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Darling, it's dead.

Running for office is like opening a gift...

I want you to be reassured.

I could never love you.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You deserve this

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Let's drink

I'll open it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I'm trying to save you.

I want you to read to me.

Who left an ant in the pantry?

It's giving me hope.

Take the drink and leave.

You're under arrest!

I'm going to need an undertaker.

Someone's locked the door.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I feel positive.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Your ears have turned spotted.

We are tolerant.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

This is a stick up.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Show me the screwdriver.

You will always hate me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You're insignificant.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

Hey, watch me leave.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We're ghosts.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

Throw it here.

I can't find my deer anywhere.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I want you to betray me.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I am going to the wedding.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

I'm the worst zookeeper who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is safety.

It's not ready.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

You are not my daughter.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are mournful.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want that shark out of my car!

I know more than you realise.

I love summer in France.

I have the gun.

I want to tell you about the Coke.

Someone's watching us.

Can I make a contribution?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Ha-cha-cha.

You should call your father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

A girl needs her father.

We're going to need a hammer.

We need to eat.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Plug it in here.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Leave it to the professionals.

I knew you could see it through.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Your nose has turned purple.

I can't find my soda anywhere.

You're special.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Get ready to dance.

Did you get lucky just now?

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