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Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

When the door opens, remain calm.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Please, stand.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I have a secret.

Delivery!

Good night!

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I can offer you a whiskey.

How dare you laugh at me!

Take the drink and die.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Can I make sense?

Okay, who left a beetle in the basement?

You monster!

You're a ghost.

We're going to need a miner.

A boy needs money.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the outhouse.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I never wanted this.

I want you to stop following me.

This looks edible.

I want you to love me.

Be safe!

I'll wait here.

You are so good to me.

Sound the alarm!

Did you eat this morning?

I have the gun.

How much money do you have?

I despise you.

I love winter in Switzerland.

My life is over.

You are an inspiration.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Take this with water.

Someone's coming this way.

It has to work

I knew you could fix it.

You're never going to get away with this!

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are not my son.

I've reported it to the police.

Throw me the shovel.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

You will always fascinate me.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Let's eat

Darling, it's beautiful.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I volunteer to go!

Am I coming with you, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

It's not dead.

You're a god.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Hey, watch me dance.

He was unconscious when I found him.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I should ask for more money.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

You're weird.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Throw it here.

Can I make a cake?

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

We're ghosts.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Good luck!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Please, don't eat that.

Don't wait to be asked.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Get ready to run.

Leave it until morning.

Take this and pray.

I want you to marry me.

Be yourself!

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop lying to me.

I am suave.

I want that bear out of my life!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm the greatest truck driver on this planet

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

I'm going to need a wedding planner.

My life is a mystery.

I have the poem.

Who left a ball in the lobby?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I know math.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I will always despise you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I can offer you a good price.

Someone's listening.

It's your fault that the label came off.

I never really lived.

It's not yours.

You are my love.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You could never despise me.

You never listen.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I see you are thinking.

You are so kind to me.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Don't fool around.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I love autumn in America.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

Hey, watch me smile.

This looks peculiar.

I'll open it.

I can offer you a juice.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Let's play

Your fears are like spaghetti...

I'm insignificant.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

Leave it outside.

Take this for luck.

Hand me the licorice twist.

I want that lamb out of my car!

We've only got one hope.

I have needs.

Okay, who left a Fanta in the bedroom?

I want you to stop smelling me.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Good morning!

I want you to hold me.

A girl needs discipline.

My life is cursed.

I can't find my rabbit anywhere.

Put it here.

I'm going to need a fortune-teller.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want you to be extravagant.

This room is unstable.

We're gods.

I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.

You are not my mother.

Don't ask any questions.

I feel secretive.

Someone's watching us.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I volunteer to eat it!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Show no mercy

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Take the money and die.

You should find your father.

You are a liar.

You're going down!

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You are so nice to me.

Please, lie down.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I'll get ready.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I'm no good.

It's not heavy.

Leave it to the professionals.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I never listened.

Victory is like a guitar...

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I've reported it to the President.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Let's watch TV!

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Throw me the kite.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's time to make lunch.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Your ears have turned pink.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I love autumn in India.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

You never smile.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Who left a lemur in the outhouse?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Finding a job is like doing chores...

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Can I make believe?

I feel daring.

I want you to be lifeless.

You are so mean to me.

I want that puppy out of my room!

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

It's giving me hope.

A girl needs her space.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I have powers.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I will always hate you.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Knowledge is like a beautiful melody...

I'm the only butcher who ever lived.

How dare you look at me!

You need me.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Show me the kite.

I am going to the party.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I volunteer as tribute!

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

No one will ever know

I knew you could survive.

This room is bugged.

I want you to stop me.

Get ready to die.

I see you know what to do.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

We've only got one option.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You burned it on purpose.

I need to tell you about the another dimension.

We are fearful.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Don't just stand there.

You should write to your father.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I have 20-20 vision.

You angel!

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

We're magnificent.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I love spring in Germany.

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know what we did.

I never could make up my mind.

My life matters.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I feel inferior.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

We need to unite.

You are a godsend.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Did you fart at work?

It's not working.

I'm the worst archer on this planet

I want you to read to me.

Your face has turned red.

You are not my conscience.

You deserve this

I'm going to need a criminal.

Show me the sandwich.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

I'll sit on it.

I want that panda out of my car!

Can I make it work?

You lost it.

You are my teacher.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I know the future.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This is the right time to be happy.

Get ready to dance.

Someone's in here.

I see you came prepared.

Your eyes have turned black.

Open the window.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

How dare you smile at me!

My love, it's dead.

I have the will.

We're going to need a wrench.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I love autumn in China.

Leave it alone.

We need to order pizza.

A fish always rots from the head.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You will always want me.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You're going to need a lot of paint.

I want you to be mealymouthed.

We're crazy.

I can offer you a banana.

Please, stop shouting.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You are a twit.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Dying is like brushing your hair...

Can I make up a story?

You're under arrest!

You are not my type.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This is a fine ship

I hate you.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Be better!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I have money.

I am going to the funeral.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I should quit.

I want you to clean up after me.

I know where you were.

This room is shrinking.

Take this with you.

Who left an apple in the laundry?

We've only got one bullet.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

When the bell rings, remain calm.

When I was little, I wanted to be a librarian.

It's giving me grief.

Ha-cha-cha.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Why do you love me, so much?

Hand me the bread-stick.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

You can't have it.

I can offer you a beer.

We are restrained.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

It's time to go to bed.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

We need to make a plan.

Open sesame.

You're magnificent.

I'll keep guard.

I'm the best record producer who ever lived.

I love spring in Spain.

Drop it here.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make magic?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I never hurt anybody.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Take the money and go.

I want that cheetah out of my house!

You are my daughter.

I feel tense.

I want you to be modern.

You are a hero.

I'm trying to understand.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I know who you are.

Show me the fork.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're really something!

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Maybe no one will notice

This is a fine mess

You love me.

I can offer you a job.

Who left a merlot in the classroom?

I have the knife.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

Your nose has turned green.

Man does not live by bread alone.

You should quit.

You can have it.

A girl needs boundaries.

I can offer you a muffin.

Darling, it's dead.

I love winter in Brazil.

I want you to stop loving me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

We're going to need a spoon.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This looks suspicious.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I see you for who you are.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Life is like a beach...

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

No one can ever know the truth.

I have faith.

Be careful!

I want you to kill me.

We are conceited.

You are my mother.

Please, stay where you are.

Patience is a virtue

You're going to pay!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I need to tell you about the candy-bar.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You never have time for me.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I feel dirty.

History repeats itself.

Can I make a movie?

I'll watch.

You found it.

I'm going to need a wrench.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I love autumn in Australia.

Open it here.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

This looks wrong.

You're crazy.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

This is a day to remember

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

A boy needs boundaries.

My love, it's beautiful.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

We are vivacious.

I want you to be solitary.

I want you to help me.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I'm the only chemist who ever lived.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I'm a god.

I've reported it to the press.

Hey, watch me move.

I can offer you a Heineken.

It's not for sale.

Finding a job is like doing housework...

Leave it here.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I want that bird out of my car!

I feel ecstatic.

Can I make connections?

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Laughing is good for the soul.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Friendship is like a spring day...

I have the card.

You need it.

We're going to need an assassin.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to document my trip to China.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

A girl needs a job.

You are not my favourite.

I am boisterous.

Just breathe

Let's get it

Don't get too close.

Hand me the umbrella.

I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Take the drink and go.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Your tongue has turned red.

Open the door.

Dancing is good for the soul.

No one can ever know that I like you

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I will always want you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

This is the perfect time to be here.

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