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I have the letter.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You made me cry on purpose.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I knew you could survive.

Stop, in the name of love.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.

You are so kind to me.

You're a god.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I know the future.

I see you came prepared.

This is the right time to be alone.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I can't find my octopus anywhere.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Delivery!

How dare you look at me!

This is a fine mess

Anger is like an ocean...

Open the window.

I want you to be cute.

I love summer in Brazil.

You can have it.

I never loved you.

I'm magnificent.

It's not going to fit.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

You are educated.

You despise me.

My life means nothing.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Your lips have turned green.

You're crazy!

I am going to Christmas.

Can I make up a story?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Take the drink and die.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're going to need a can opener.

This room is bugged.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

I despise you.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We should vote.

You devil!

Winners don't quit

I want you to cook for me.

Leave it here.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I want that chipmunk out of my house!

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I feel impulsive.

Why do you hate me, so much?

He was unconscious when I found him.

I need to tell you about the lounge room.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You should call your father.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

Let's watch the game

It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.

I see you every day.

I know what to do.

Sound the alarm!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Alright, who left a saw in the closet?

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

We're the same person.

Please, stop crying.

We need to eat.

You are my son.

Open the curtains.

You are trembling.

Don't change horses in midstream.

I'm special.

You never call me.

It's giving me an error message.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I'm a ghost.

My life is cursed.

I want to tell you about the party.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Someone's in here.

I love autumn in Canada.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

I've reported it to the press.

This looks familiar.

Take this with you.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We should hide.

Running for office is like eating a sandwich...

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I want you to kiss me.

Good luck!

I want you to be liberated.

Get ready to run.

Be careful!

You are not my son.

It's not working.

You're amazing!

It's time to make lunch.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I feel hopeful.

I knew you could fix it.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Take the piano and go.

I can offer you a job.

This is the right time to be happy.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You angel!

Give it here.

Did you fart while I was away?

Please, come closer.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

We need to play.

Let's watch TV!

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Don't ask any questions.

Just try not to cry

If you're done, we'll get started.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You want it.

You're going to need a blacksmith.

You should make peace with your mother.

You are so good to me.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Hey, watch me smile.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want that moose out of my house!

No one can ever know that you survived.

I should go to the police.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Can I make it better?

I'm the best detective who ever lived.

You could never need me.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I volunteer to eat it!

We're weird.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I know what happened.

I'm a god.

I see you for who you are.

You are a handsome devil.

You are my mother.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to be doubtful.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

I could never need you.

We're gods.

You are tasteful.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I love summer in America.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

You're going to need a spatula.

Good morning!

I feel self-conscious.

This is a day to remember

I can't find my fox anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Someone's listening.

You're going down!

I knew you could see it through.

Don't just stand there.

Show me the icecream.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Open it here.

I'll watch.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Please, sit down.

My love, it's so expensive.

You are not my conscience.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I need to tell you about the gnome.

We're no good.

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want that kangaroo out of my car!

I want you to stop blaming me.

I volunteer to go!

Am I coming with you, or not?

We need to stay.

Take this with water.

Just be yourself

I know who you are.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I'm the greatest sheriff on this planet

Ha-cha-cha.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Get ready, or get out.

A boy needs his father.

I am going to the party.

Take the drink and leave.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

No one can ever know how we did it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

We've only got one option.

Your face has turned stripey.

We're ghosts.

You are a thief.

Can I make love?

I never listened.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You're going to need a bandit.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

This looks peculiar.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

Drop it here.

You should listen to your mother.

You should hide.

You're magnificent.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to read to me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's giving me a headache.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We are cooperative.

You monster!

Dreams are like chocolate...

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You will always want me.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Take the piano and die.

I have needs.

A girl needs her mother.

Be better!

I will always need you.

Your cheeks have turned red.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I want to tell you about the merlot.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I knew you could open it.

I'm the greatest waiter who ever lived.

Hey, watch me move.

Can I make the bed?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Please, stop laughing.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I want you to be benevolent.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I'll be here, if you need me.

This looks bad.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Someone's coming this way.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Hand me the screwdriver.

This room is haunted.

I'm going to need a poet.

Why do you love me, so much?

You dropped it.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

We're going to need a saw.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We're special.

Okay, who left a horse in the lounge room?

You're a ghost.

I have the knife.

I am going to the funeral.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You burned it on purpose.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I should ask for more money.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can't find my Powerade anywhere.

I want you to kill me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I know where you were.

My love, it's beautiful.

It's going to be okay

Dying is like opening a letter...

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs a job.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I'm going to need a doctor.

How dare you smile at me!

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are so mean to me.

Your lips have turned spotted.

I could never want you.

Take this for luck.

I feel indecisive.

I want that spider out of my car!

Good night!

A golden key can open any door.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You're cursed.

No one can ever know the truth.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Alright, who left an umbrella in the dungeon?

Power is like a river...

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I want you to stop loving me.

You should write to your mother.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

This room is unstable.

I volunteer myself!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Plug it in here.

Leave it to the professionals.

I've reported it to the police.

Get ready to dance.

You are a hero.

I'm going to need a spatula.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Your nose has turned green.

You know it.

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

You're coming with me!

I can't find my apple anywhere.

We need to close it.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I never gave up hope.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I love fall in Brazil.

I want that hamster out of my car!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I should pay the bill.

Someone's watching us.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I'm the only interpreter who ever lived.

Show me the teddy bear.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You are old-fashioned.

Take the money and leave.

Can I make a treehouse?

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

We've only got one bullet.

This looks nice.

I have the gun.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

I will always despise you.

When the lights go out, start singing.

This is crazy

The first thing to consider is safety.

You never take me seriously.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

You are not my type.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a fork.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I never felt so alone.

I have faith.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want that rabbit out of my car!

I see you have done this before.

Let's get it

How dare you laugh at me!

Your nose has turned purple.

It was your fault that the train was late.

I'm trying to understand.

We're insignificant.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I heard a voice coming from the guest room.

We need to stop.

You should find your mother.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You are an inspiration.

It's not yours.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I'll keep guard.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I want you to be one-dimensional.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

When the party starts, hide.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to stop following me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Darling, it's delicious.

You could never fascinate me.

You are so nice to me.

This room is shrinking.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I have the time.

I've reported it to mother.

Who left a wrench in the laundry?

Can I make promises?

Give me the spoon.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Open the door.

I feel certain.

We're cursed.

I want you to love me.

You're going to need a gravedigger.

I have a secret.

I never really lived.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I'm the greatest customs officer on this planet

Let's go

No one can ever know that I like you

I'm trying to leave.

I'm going to need a hammer.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

You are an artist.

You broke it.

I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.

I'll help.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

You never stop to think.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want to tell you about the library.

Hey, watch me leave.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your lips have turned pink.

I want you to be adventurous.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I love winter in Australia.

I want you.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I am going to the wedding.

You deserve this

We need to help each other.

Who left a can opener in the lobby?

It's your fault that the dog died.

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I should hide.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know what we did.

You're going to need a factory worker.

You're under arrest!

I bet you know why I'm going.

I have the will.

I want you to hold me.

This is a fine ship

Can I make breakfast?

I want that giraffe out of my room!

Throw it here.

This looks great.

I have money.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

We've only got one hope.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can't find my cracker anywhere.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Whoop-whoop.

It's time to pack your bags.

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