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This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I'm insignificant.

I want you to kill me.

Someone's having a bad day.

We need to open it.

This room is bugged.

You're a ghost.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

My life matters.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You will always fascinate me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Be better!

Please, don't move.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to be at ease.

Good grief!

If you don't want it, put it back.

This looks peculiar.

I feel weird.

I know more than you realise.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

We're gods.

You angel!

Your anger is like a summer's day...

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You never say what you're thinking.

Let's go

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

Delivery!

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Take this with water.

You're going to need a surgeon.

This is a fine ship

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Your nose has turned yellow.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I'm the only detective on this planet

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

Who left a Guinness in the stable?

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Give me the wrench.

A girl needs boundaries.

I need to tell you about the swimming coach.

Get ready to dance.

We've only got one hope.

How dare you laugh at me!

Am I dead, or not?

No one can ever know the truth.

I love spring in Germany.

I never killed anyone.

I want that tiger out of my room!

I could never despise you.

It's not open.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to be complacent.

My love, it's so juicy.

You're under arrest!

You will always love me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Open sesame.

I'll wait here.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are so good to me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Good morning!

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'm going to need a shovel.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I'm a ghost.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Open it here.

Don't ask any questions.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Be careful!

I see you let yourself in.

Hey, watch me dance.

Your ears have turned grey.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You never smile.

Someone's locked the door.

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You should listen to your mother.

Your ego is like a camera...

Don't upset your father, not now.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Leave it alone.

Just try not to cry

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

We're ghosts.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Please, stand.

You are a handsome devil.

Who left a cider in the cloakroom?

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have 20-20 vision.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.

Take the piano and leave.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Sound the alarm!

You found it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I volunteer myself!

We are disgusting.

I want you to be bored.

Good night!

We should hide.

Hand me the apple.

Open the bottle.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

A girl needs confidence.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

I feel helpless.

Take this and pray.

My life means nothing.

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...

I never wanted this.

It's time to go to bed.

You're going to need a saw.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

This looks familiar.

I love you.

You never have time for me.

I can offer you a muffin.

I'm the only wizard who ever lived.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I heard a sound coming from the sauna.

Darling, it's delicious.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to look at me.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

We're alone in the universe.

It's giving me a headache.

You're a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

It's not in.

You are my love.

Why do you love me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Get ready to run.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I have lost the will to live.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Did you get lucky this morning?

You could never fascinate me.

You are a godsend.

Please, don't touch that.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

You should ask your mother.

Take the piano and go.

Am I under arrest, or not?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I have the poem.

Open the window.

I should think about this.

You devil!

This looks nice.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This room is haunted.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Be safe!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I want that cow out of my room!

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I'm a god.

I know math.

I want you to help me.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I feel concerned.

Throw me the pickle.

I'm going to need a dentist.

When the bell rings, start singing.

You are my everything.

I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.

Who left a skateboard in the wine cellar?

Reality is like a violin...

This is a day to remember

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I'm cursed.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Put it here.

Leave it until morning.

Get ready, or get out.

Someone's listening.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I can offer you a job.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

I have the time.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

I'm going to need a saw.

I can offer you a croissant.

We need to go.

You are not my conscience.

You deserve this

You are so mean to me.

It's giving me hope.

I'll sit on it.

Learning is like doing the shopping...

You are a twit.

I've reported it to mother.

We should start a business.

My love, it's delicious.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I could never want you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I need to tell you about the wardrobe.

Hey, watch me leave.

Your lips have turned stripey.

You can't have it.

You could never need me.

Be yourself!

I want you to clean up after me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I'm magnificent.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

We've only got one chance.

It's not easy.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best wizard on this planet

We're going to need a sailor.

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We are humorous.

I know what happened.

I knew you could turn things around.

I can't find my juice anywhere.

We're going to need a spoon.

No one can ever know what we did.

I volunteer to go!

It's giving me grief.

Open the door.

I have the scroll.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barista.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

A boy needs his friends.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I have a secret.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I feel healthy.

This room is unstable.

You are an artist.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Take the money and go.

It's your fault that the dog died.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's in here.

We need to stay.

Throw me the can opener.

Your lips have turned yellow.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

No one can ever know that I like you

Please, stop crying.

You won't find it.

You are not my daughter.

Getting married is like going to the playground...

You burned it on purpose.

Hey, watch me move.

You should disown your father.

Your tongue has turned grey.

I've reported it to the police.

I want to tell you about the fishcake.

I see you smiling.

We should think about this.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

We've only got one life.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You're coming with me!

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I have the letter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you an ale.

Let's get it

I'm trying to save you.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs his grandfather.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

Did you fart at work?

Today is the day

Get ready for this.

My life is over.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Can I make lemonade?

I want you to kiss me.

I can offer you a good price.

Please, be careful.

We need to make out.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is a stick up.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

You're weird.

I'm the only truck driver on this planet

You're going to need a yak herder.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

Who left a celery stick in the laundry?

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

This is the right time to be angry.

I want you to be lying.

Good luck!

Dying is like doing the dishes...

Hey, watch me smile.

You never stop to think.

I want that ant out of my room!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Take this with you.

We're the same person.

Don't fool around.

I volunteer to eat it!

You should make peace with your father.

I've reported it to the President.

Give me the croissant.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Get ready to laugh.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You are so nice to me.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I heard a howl coming from the office.

You are not my father.

Fears are like chocolate...

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want to tell you about the apple.

A girl needs her space.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I can offer you a martini.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

This is the right time to be here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Please, stop shouting.

It's going to be okay

It's time to brush your teeth.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

You're going to pay!

I'm special.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

How much time do you have?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are a poet.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Who left a macchiato in the garage?

I want you to be venomous.

Take the drink and die.

I want you to marry me.

I see you came prepared.

Can I make the world better?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are the best person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I am going to Easter.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

The leopard does not change his spots.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I am respectful.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

You're going to need a can opener.

I want you to stop looking at me.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

You should make peace with your mother.

A boy needs boundaries.

Dating is like taking a bath...

You're going to need a lot of food.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

It's time to pack your bags.

Throw me the shovel.

I'll get ready.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We're going to need an impersonator.

I have the will.

Take the drink and leave.

You need me.

Leave it here.

Who left a knife in the sauna?

I knew you could make up your mind.

Your face has turned stripey.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I can offer you a kebab.

It's not mine.

This looks bad.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

I want you to be fanatical.

I am wise.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I want you to stop me.

We need to order pizza.

I should start a business.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Don't wait to be asked.

Eating is good for the soul.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Barking dogs seldom bite.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I have time.

You never listen.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

Can I make a statement?

I have to tell you about the sea monster.

Did you fart while I was away?

I'm going to need a researcher.

My love, it's so expensive.

I never loved you.

I feel confused.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Let's dance

I can offer you a Guinness.

Take this for luck.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Crime is like a picnic at the beach...

You're going to need a lot of money.

I'm no good.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Okay, who left a kite in the cloakroom?

I see you know what to do.

I love fall in England.

I'm the only actor who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want you to be encouraged.

I will always love you.

Don't just stand there.

Someone's watching us.

I want that pony out of my room!

We're going to need a shovel.

Your nose has turned red.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

We've only got one of these.

It's not ready.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sleuth.

You could never despise me.

I know the future.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Just breathe

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

My love, it's so shiny.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

You never call me.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You made me cry on purpose.

We need to break up.

You know it.

You are spontaneous.

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