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I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
You devil!
I'm weird.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
This is a fine ship
You are not my daughter.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Death is like a beautiful melody...
I could never need you.
Take the drink and leave.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Throw it here.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You can't have it.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Good morning!
I want you to hold me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Why do you love me, so much?
Please, stand.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Who left a pickle in the wardrobe?
I volunteer to eat it!
A boy needs discipline.
How dare you smile at me!
We're going to need a lot of wood.
You're going to need a spoon.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Open the window.
I see you every day.
I've reported it to the press.
We're ghosts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
I know what happened.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
I'm a ghost.
I never killed anyone.
You are an artist.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
It's not the right size.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Take this for luck.
I am going to Easter.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I should vote.
I love spring in France.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This looks edible.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Eating is all I can manage now.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're going down!
I'm alone in the universe.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are so good to me.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
We need to help each other.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Darling, it's so expensive.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Ha-cha-cha.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to be tender.
You monster!
This room is haunted.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You never stop to think.
You made me cry on purpose.
Delivery!
You will always fascinate me.
Put it here.
Can I make a list?
I know math.
A boy needs his father.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Show me the skateboard.
We are meticulous.
I want you to look at me.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Hey, watch me smile.
I volunteer as tribute!
Let's watch TV!
This is the worst time to be happy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a herald.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I have the poem.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I could never despise you.
Who left a wolf in the library?
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
I see you know what to do.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
If you don't want it, put it back.
We're gods.
You are a handsome devil.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Good grief!
Knitting is good for the soul.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I knew you could turn things around.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Show no mercy
We should start a business.
I can offer you a good price.
You are so nice to me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Don't wait to be asked.
I never could make up my mind.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You can have it.
You are my everything.
You never listen.
I have lost the will to live.
You're amazing!
It's not open.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I want you to be disappointed.
Please, stop crying.
You're going to need a fork.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'll get it.
Getting married is like doing housework...
I want to tell you about Saturday.
When the party starts, hide.
I want you to marry me.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Be safe!
Whoop-whoop.
You should ask your father.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I feel calm.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's time to go.
You could never despise me.
My love, it's so shiny.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You angel!
Your lips have turned white.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
We're the same person.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I want you.
You're magnificent.
Patience is a virtue
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Reading is good for the soul.
Who left a merlot in the dungeon?
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to be fun-loving.
Sound the alarm!
I love summer in America.
Love is like a party...
It's not right.
I see you have done this before.
Hand me the doll.
I'm the greatest clerk on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Someone's having a bad day.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
We are sensual.
You should make peace with your mother.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Your face has turned purple.
Plug it in here.
This is a day to remember
I never felt so alone.
I can't find my short black anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'll wait here.
I want that lion out of my house!
Hey, watch me leave.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't fool around.
A girl needs confidence.
It's time to go to bed.
You're going to need a knife.
Open sesame.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I can offer you a chicken wing.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm a god.
This looks great.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Take this and pray.
Be better!
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
We've only got one hope.
I knew you could survive.
I need to tell you about the licorice twist.
This room is shrinking.
You are a liar.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
You never sing anymore.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
It's not in.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I feel embarrassed.
I love winter in Australia.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We're cursed.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
When the lights go out, remain calm.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I despise you.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Get ready to run.
A boy needs a job.
Drop it here.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I never wanted to die.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Let's play
We're going to need a saw.
Open the curtains.
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Please, stop shouting.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
We're going to need a shepherd.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Who left a shovel in the living room?
I want to tell you about the lounge room.
You could never need me.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I'm the greatest jockey who ever lived.
I want that horse out of my house!
I know more than you realise.
You should write to your mother.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I want you to read to me.
Hand me the wrench.
You're alone in the universe.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
We need to break up.
Someone's locked the door.
I have the time.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You should start a business.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
My love, it's beautiful.
Leave it here.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You want it.
Don't ask any questions.
It's time to pack your bags.
You are my favourite.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
A girl needs her space.
I am going to the grand opening.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could live like this.
Please, listen to me.
I feel humble.
Who left a ball in the cloakroom?
I can offer you a job.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I could never want you.
I have time.
I've reported it to Interpol.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tailor.
I want you to inspire me.
We're going to need a knife.
We're weird.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You're coming with me!
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I'm the worst printer on this planet
Your nose has turned orange.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
We need to make better decisions.
I know where you were.
My life matters.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You need it.
We should ask for more money.
I want you to be perplexed.
I see you came prepared.
Give it here.
We're going to need a mayor.
You are a hero.
I want to tell you about Friday.
We are moody.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
It's not yours.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
Please, sit down.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I've reported it to the police.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
You're a ghost.
Can I make progress?
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
I want you to kiss me.
I volunteer myself!
You should listen to your mother.
I never loved you.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I have to tell you about the garbage collector.
This looks wrong.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's giving me a headache.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I'm the best teacher who ever lived.
Friendship is like a camera...
Show me the croissant.
This is the right time to be here.
Don't just stand there.
I'm trying to care.
Let's dance
You are so mean to me.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Okay, who left a pickle in the guest room?
My life means nothing.
We are cold.
This is a fine mess
Hey, watch me dance.
I love winter in India.
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Take the money and go.
You're going to need a ventriloquist.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
We're insignificant.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
I want that lobster out of my car!
I never hurt anybody.
You're really something!
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I'll keep guard.
I want you to cook for me.
It's not easy.
You are my daughter.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
You are a godsend.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
It was your fault that the plane was late.
We've only got one bullet.
Stop, in the name of love.
Please, don't eat that.
It's giving me an error message.
You will always despise me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I've reported it to the President.
I feel scared.
Someone's coming this way.
I'm the worst cook who ever lived.
I love spring in Australia.
Your face has turned blue.
You should hide.
I see you let yourself in.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Who left a Budweiser in the living room?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
No one can ever know what we did.
We are mellow.
A girl needs her father.
Compassion is like a mountain...
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I'll be here, if you need me.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Take the drink and go.
I have money.
I have the scroll.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Let's get it
Your hopes are like chocolate...
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I can offer you a rum and coke.
I want that lamb out of my car!
I want you to stop smelling me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
This looks bad.
I am going to the funeral.
I feel dirty.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Leave it until morning.
I love summer in Spain.
We need to go.
It's not mine.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm going to need a spatula.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Please, don't move.
Who left a long white in the bathroom?
It's going to be okay
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Good luck!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Quid pro quo.
Give me the spoon.
Can I make it up?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I should think about this.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
My love, it's alive.
I want you to be argumentative.
Open the door.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I am relaxed.
I want that chipmunk out of my room!
A boy needs his grandfather.
Your nose has turned brown.
I want to tell you about the classroom.
When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
It's giving me grief.
Leave it alone.
I have the gun.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I'll sit on it.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm going to need a rat catcher.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Who left a banana in the basement?
Be careful!
Your lips have turned blue.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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