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I'm going to need a wrench.
This looks familiar.
You want it.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I know the future.
You will always despise me.
Can I make a home?
I'm going to need a lot of help.
We need to fight.
My love, it's delicious.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Who left a spoon in the wine cellar?
Be safe!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Take this with water.
It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.
Someone's watching us.
You're a god.
Good grief!
I love summer in Germany.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to listen to me.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
We're lucky.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You made me cry on purpose.
I can't find my snake anywhere.
I have 20-20 vision.
It's not going to fit.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I never really lived.
A boy needs his mother.
Leave it here.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I will always love you.
Falling in love is like fixing a computer...
This is a day to remember
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
You devil!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'll wait here.
You're never going to get away with this!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I am repugnant.
I feel weak.
Delivery!
Your tongue has turned orange.
I've reported it to the police.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
If you don't want it, put it back.
We're gods.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I am going to the funeral.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to be dull.
I have the gun.
My life is cursed.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Did you eat last night?
We're going to need a fork.
When I was little, I wanted to be a garbage collector.
I want to tell you about the Hell.
I see you let yourself in.
You are my favourite.
You are not my favourite.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Open the bottle.
Throw me the ukulele.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Sound the alarm!
My love, it's so shiny.
This room is unstable.
Someone's listening.
Who left a guitar in the bedroom?
When the door opens, start singing.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
It's not mine.
I want you to betray me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You burned it on purpose.
Can I make peace?
I'm the worst doctor who ever lived.
Good morning!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
How dare you smile at me!
A boy needs his grandfather.
No one suspects a thing
You should make peace with your mother.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I volunteer to go!
Be yourself!
I want you to stop believing in me.
You dropped it.
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
I feel worried.
Hey, watch me leave.
Throw it here.
I know what to do.
We're insignificant.
I want you to be agreeable.
I heard a noise coming from the corridor.
I am going to Christmas.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
Am I under arrest, or not?
We need to stay.
We've only got one chance.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I should go to the police.
We are upright.
I'll get ready.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
You're crazy!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
You are a twit.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I want you to kill me.
Get ready for this.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I've reported it to the press.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
Dammit, who left a wombat in the chapel?
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
This room is shrinking.
We're the same person.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Stop, in the name of love.
I can offer you a Heineken.
Please, stop shouting.
Leave it outside.
I'm trying to open it.
I love winter in England.
Can I make an impression?
I feel sad.
Take this with you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I'm going to need a hammer.
It's not for sale.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I never wanted to die.
Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Let's eat
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
It's giving me a headache.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I see you for who you are.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I'll watch.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Hey, watch me smile.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I want that koala out of my house!
We're alone in the universe.
Why do you love me, so much?
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I have to take this.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Your cheeks have turned red.
You need it.
You should go to the police.
Never give a sucker an even break.
You should call your father.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
How dare you look at me!
My love, it's beautiful.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I've reported it to mother.
I despise you.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
My life is a mystery.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I can offer you a Schnapps.
I have the card.
You're going to need a marine.
This is a stick up.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
This looks wrong.
I love summer in Australia.
Who left a fork in the dungeon?
You are so good to me.
I'm the worst bishop on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
It's giving me grief.
Show me the pickle.
I am going to the wedding.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It's time to make lunch.
Someone's in here.
I want you to stop following me.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You are my mother.
I can't find my Powerade anywhere.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Please, stop crying.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I see you have done this before.
I have to tell you about Friday.
Fear is like a camera...
We're ghosts.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I'm a ghost.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Don't fool around.
This room is haunted.
Get ready to laugh.
You're special.
I want that alligator out of my room!
Running for office is like changing a light bulb...
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I should vote.
I volunteer to eat it!
This looks edible.
This is the right time to be amused.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
A girl needs boundaries.
Be better!
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm trying to help.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I'll listen.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Who left a koala in the library?
Take the piano and leave.
Did you eat yesterday?
Drop it here.
Your eyes have turned brown.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
We need to make out.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to clean up after me.
Show no mercy
It's time to pack your bags.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I need you.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Throw me the ball.
I know more than you realise.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
I am generous.
You're going to need a physicist.
We should start a business.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
I am going to the grand opening.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
It's not appropriate.
Your tongue has turned white.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
You should protect your father.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I can offer you a job.
I love autumn in England.
Good luck!
You will always want me.
I'll open it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.
This is the worst time to be here.
It was my fault that the crops died.
We're special.
I feel ordinary.
I have the will.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I have time.
We're going to need a spoon.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Why do you tease me, so much?
We need to unite.
Please, come in.
You are my reason for living.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to hold me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Someone's coming this way.
You're going to need a lot of food.
You angel!
It's your fault that the train was late.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I volunteer as tribute!
Hand me the spring-roll.
It's not heavy.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Don't upset your father, not now.
Get ready to dance.
We are soft.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I can offer you a Powerade.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Can I make magic?
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
This room is bugged.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Did you fart just now?
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Who left a grape juice in the bathroom?
Take this and pray.
I want that frog out of my car!
How dare you laugh at me!
I know who you are.
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
You never take me seriously.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
You're going to need a model.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I never listened.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a good price.
Open the window.
Leave it to the professionals.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
It's giving me hope.
I'm the greatest electrician who ever lived.
I have lost the will to live.
A girl needs her space.
Open it here.
You're going to need a lot of help.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I am quaking.
You are so mean to me.
I have the scroll.
You are an inspiration.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
You are my teacher.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I've reported it to the President.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Slow and steady wins the race.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
It's not working.
I heard a noise coming from the control room.
We need to break up.
I can't find my cow anywhere.
We're going to need a spatula.
Take the money and die.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I want you to be uncertain.
I could never need you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
We've only got one of these.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Hand me the saw.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Please, lie down.
I can offer you a cocktail.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Who left a candy-bar in the dining room?
Your lips have turned orange.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Whoop-whoop.
A girl needs money.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I'm the only editor on this planet
You should find your mother.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
I never killed anyone.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Plug it in here.
I want you to stop loving me.
This looks bad.
I want that monkey out of my room!
Find some proof that she lied to you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You broke it.
Open the curtains.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
I'm special.
We need to help each other.
I know what happened.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Throw me the kite.
No one can ever know what we did.
Take the drink and go.
You are sentimental.
It's time to go to bed.
I want you to be wonderful.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I'm a god.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
You never smile.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Who left a doll in the bathroom?
There's no fool like an old fool.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You monster!
I am going to the party.
I feel annoyed.
I hate you.
My love, it's alive.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to inspire me.
This looks great.
I'm trying to believe you.
You could never want me.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Good night!
I see you came prepared.
I want that tiger out of my house!
Ha-cha-cha.
A girl needs a job.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
You're going to need an astronaut.
Open the door.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Winners don't quit
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Can I make art?
Put it here.
We need to eat.
We've only got one life.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can offer you a pickle.
You should think about this.
Get ready to run.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Don't get too close.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I have faith.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop me.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I am effeminate.
Take the drink and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I'm trying to forgive you.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I'm the greatest trapper on this planet
I want that duck out of my life!
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
I can't find my rat anywhere.
Opposites attract.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
We're going to need a photographer.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It's time to go.
I never hurt anybody.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's giving me an error message.
Take this for luck.
I love fall in Ireland.
Dammit, who left a wolf in the basement?
You should quit.
You are not my daughter.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
You never listen.
You should make peace with your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be an evangelist.
Give me the apple.
You are a poet.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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