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You are an idiot.

You're a god.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

This is a fine mess

Leave it to the professionals.

Did you get lucky last night?

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You found it.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Your cheeks have turned green.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Running for office is like doing chores...

Your face has turned stripey.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I'm the greatest poet on this planet

Hey, watch me smile.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Give me the bike.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Who left an icecream in the dungeon?

You should ask your mother.

I want that otter out of my house!

We're the same person.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Let's get it

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's not dead.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

Sound the alarm!

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

My love, it's so expensive.

Take the money and go.

I have powers.

Get ready to run.

I want you to kiss me.

You never stop to think.

You are so kind to me.

Be better!

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Delivery!

It's time to go to bed.

Someone's watching us.

You're coming with me!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

You angel!

Take this with water.

We need to open it.

I love summer in Canada.

We're going to need a court jester.

Put it here.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

We are frisky.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

We're weird.

I should hide.

You are a genius.

Can I make it easier?

Show me the skateboard.

Why do you hate me, so much?

If you don't want it, put it back.

You know it.

Leave it here.

I want you to stop believing in me.

This room is bugged.

This looks great.

Whoop-whoop.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You will always want me.

I'll get ready.

I see you came prepared.

Open sesame.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Did you fart while I was away?

I will always despise you.

I have a secret.

I can't find my diet Coke anywhere.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Your lips have turned red.

Stop, in the name of love.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You're going to need a can opener.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

My life matters.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I can offer you a good price.

Your face has turned grey.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I volunteer to go!

I want you to be irreligious.

Darling, it's delicious.

Reality is like a multi-choice quiz...

I am going to the grand opening.

Dying is like opening a letter...

This is crazy

I want you to read to me.

You are not my father.

Plug it in here.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a drummer.

Be careful!

This is a stick up.

Can I make it up?

I have the letter.

It's not tight enough.

We're ghosts.

Let's play

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Manners maketh the man.

We've only got one option.

I see you are thinking.

Take the piano and leave.

You are my mother.

This looks edible.

We're insignificant.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You want me.

Good night!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Please, stop laughing.

This room is haunted.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to be cynical.

Just try not to cry

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I love winter in Japan.

Open the window.

I've reported it to the press.

Throw me the croissant.

I know who you are.

I feel ecstatic.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Who left a short black in the outhouse?

You are resentful.

I volunteer myself!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

My love, it's delicious.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Someone's listening.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

You are a liar.

I'm a ghost.

We're gods.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guitarist.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You need it.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

Okay. Just do what I do.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Leave it alone.

You're never going to get away with this!

I have the poem.

You despise me.

How dare you look at me!

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I want that squirrel out of my room!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Please, be careful.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Good luck!

We're going to need a spatula.

I'm alone in the universe.

I heard a sound coming from the sauna.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

Can I make lunch?

This room is unstable.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You monster!

I want you to stop blaming me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Friendship is like a good book...

I am going to Christmas.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I've reported it to the President.

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

What can't be cured must be endured.

Who left a bread-stick in the studio?

Throw me the shovel.

Let's eat

No one will ever know

I'm trying to leave.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Hey, watch me dance.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I know the future.

I volunteer to eat it!

I never wanted this.

I can offer you a martini.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We need to close it.

I love summer in Spain.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I'm a god.

I'm the best accountant who ever lived.

You should find your father.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

A girl needs money.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Open your heart.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Your tongue has turned purple.

You're lucky.

I'll open it.

This is a fine ship

My life is a mystery.

Don't wait to be asked.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You could never fascinate me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You're going to need a scout.

The truth is like a mountain...

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Hand me the pickle.

It's time to brush your teeth.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Good grief!

You are so nice to me.

Open it here.

It was my fault that the cat died.

You're going down!

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I feel relaxed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

It's not easy.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You dropped it.

Getting married is like making a salad...

What will you do, now that you've found God?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Someone's having a bad day.

Okay, who left a lemonade in the attic?

I want you to be willing.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to love me.

Your eyes have turned brown.

Your fears are like chocolate...

I want that dog out of my life!

I need to tell you about the bratwurst.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

You are not my conscience.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I love spring in Canada.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

Take the drink and die.

I'm trying to win.

Take this for luck.

I never hurt anybody.

Get ready to dance.

I'm cursed.

We're going to need an electrician.

You are a godsend.

I'm the best lumberjack who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Let's watch the game

I feel resentful.

I have 20-20 vision.

I want you to stop loving me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You devil!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

We should hide.

I could never want you.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I knew you could make up your mind.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

We've only got one of these.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

My life is over.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Ha-cha-cha.

I see you know what to do.

Please, stop crying.

I am humble.

I want that kitten out of my house!

Don't just stand there.

This looks nice.

I'll listen.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to need a saw.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a burger.

I love summer in Australia.

This is the worst time to be here.

I'm the best captain who ever lived.

You are an inspiration.

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of beer...

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're insignificant.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You should call your mother.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

It's not ready.

I want you to be thrilled.

I want you to stop questioning me.

We're going to need a watchmaker.

Laughing is good for the soul.

You're a ghost.

You never call me.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I want you to hold me.

I should quit.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I will always hate you.

No one can ever know what we did.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I have faith.

We need to stop.

I never killed anyone.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

This looks peculiar.

A boy needs love.

Your face has turned spotted.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It has to work

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Throw it here.

My life means nothing.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

It's giving me a headache.

I want that duck out of my house!

Can I make amends?

Your ears have turned orange.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a can opener.

I am superficial.

I'm the best astronaut who ever lived.

We've only got one life.

I bet you know why I'm here.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

You're really something!

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I need you.

This looks wrong.

I heard laughter coming from the office.

It's not for sale.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

You never smile.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Leave it outside.

I have money.

Why do you love me, so much?

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

You are my everything.

I want you to be healthy.

I want that lobster out of my room!

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Be safe!

A girl needs her grandmother.

Money isn't everything.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I want you to stop following me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I've reported it to the police.

I love spring in India.

Who left a Coke in the sauna?

Your eyes have turned white.

We've only got one hope.

Whatever happens, don't panic

We are nervous.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

You broke it.

Hey, watch me leave.

Give me the bratwurst.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

I will always want you.

You need me.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I have needs.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's time to make lunch.

I want that cow out of my life!

We're cursed.

It's not working.

I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.

You should disown your mother.

I'm going to need a mechanic.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I am going to the funeral.

How dare you smile at me!

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Did you fart this morning?

Your tongue has turned grey.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a swordsmith.

I'm the only firefighter who ever lived.

I see you every day.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Get ready, or get out.

You are so good to me.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We've only got one bullet.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I want you.

You should quit.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to inspire me.

You can have it.

I love winter in China.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one suspects a thing

We need to eat.

This room is shrinking.

It's giving me an error message.

I can offer you a banana.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You're going to need a hammer.

You should write to your father.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's not alive.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I never loved you.

I am sensitive.

No one can ever know the truth.

I can't find my egg nog anywhere.

Take this with you.

Can I make it count?

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want that squirrel out of my house!

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Don't ask any questions.

You are my daughter.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Did you fart today?

Show me the burger.

I feel thankful.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

A boy needs his own room.

Someone's coming this way.

You will always love me.

Please, wait here.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Who left a spoon in the dungeon?

When I was little, I wanted to be a courier.

This looks odd.

We're going to need a matador.

I know what to do.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'll wait here.

I want you to cook for me.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I heard a sound coming from the pantry.

Leave it until morning.

Can I make money?

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