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You're crazy!
This looks wrong.
Put it here.
I heard a voice coming from the stable.
You are a hero.
I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I want you to be calm.
I volunteer myself!
Good grief!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Take the drink and die.
Open your heart.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You are my love.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm the worst captain on this planet
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You're going to need a photographer.
Please, stand.
We need to close it.
Let's go
I'm trying to forgive you.
Delivery!
You are not my father.
You devil!
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to betray me.
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Winners don't quit
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
You are so mean to me.
Be safe!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I feel frisky.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You lost it.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You made me cry on purpose.
I've reported it to the President.
Reality is like a violin...
Hey, watch me move.
You could never want me.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Leave it alone.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want that kitten out of my house!
Take this with water.
I see you came prepared.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Get ready to laugh.
I want you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
My love, it's beautiful.
I volunteer to go!
This looks great.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's not going to fit.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You're lucky.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
We are peaceful.
We're gods.
We've only got one chance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
This is a fine mess
You are the best person I have ever met.
It was your fault that the dog died.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You are a liar.
The first thing to consider is safety.
How much influence do you have?
Sound the alarm!
Someone's listening.
I'm going to need a fork.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Be better!
I love winter in America.
I'm the only criminal on this planet
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are so good to me.
Can I make a statement?
I know more than you realise.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
He was unconscious when I found him.
You're a god.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
This room is haunted.
Get ready, or get out.
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
I'm going to need an electrician.
I see you every day.
A boy needs money.
How dare you smile at me!
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
We need to make out.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You never smile.
You should protect your father.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I feel dirty.
I want you to read to me.
I've reported it to mother.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We are predictable.
Leave it outside.
You are a handsome devil.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You angel!
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Today is the day
I want that shark out of my car!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Take this and pray.
Whoop-whoop.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dogcatcher.
It's not ready.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
My love, it's delicious.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I have the will.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm a ghost.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You're alone in the universe.
I'm trying to help.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I can offer you a bagel.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Get ready to die.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I could never hate you.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Someone's having a bad day.
You despise me.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
No one can ever know what we did.
I know what happened.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
You are a twit.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Please, come closer.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are so nice to me.
You should listen to your mother.
Take the piano and die.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
We're going to need a spatula.
You are not my son.
I'll watch.
Don't just stand there.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Let's play
I've reported it to the press.
You're coming with me!
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
You dropped it.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
You're going to need a criminal.
I see you are thinking.
We're the same person.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's giving me a headache.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
This room is unstable.
Good luck!
You're a ghost.
No one will ever know
You crashed the car on purpose.
I have the card.
We need to go.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Your nose has turned black.
Ha-cha-cha.
When I was little, I wanted to be a magician.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Can I make soup?
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop following me.
We've only got one hope.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want to tell you about the cappuccino.
You could never love me.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to be secure.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I want you to kill me.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Open the bottle.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Please, stop smoking.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I can offer you a good price.
Throw me the shovel.
Who left a hammer in the living room?
My life is cursed.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's time to pack your bags.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
I feel disgusting.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Did you get lucky at work?
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
I see you smiling.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I have the gun.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I love you.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Patience is a virtue
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You're insignificant.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
We're going to need a tailor.
If you're done, we'll get started.
This looks bad.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
You're going to need a spatula.
When I was little, I wanted to be a deputy.
I have a secret.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Can I make medicine?
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I want you to marry me.
We need to eat.
I'm the worst police officer on this planet
I want you to stop believing in me.
I knew you could turn things around.
I never felt so alone.
I'll listen.
I can offer you a merlot.
I volunteer as tribute!
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I heard weeping coming from the dining room.
Someone's watching us.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Open the window.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are my everything.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
It's not yours.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Be yourself!
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I feel amused.
We are messy.
It's your fault that the dog died.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Your eyes have turned pink.
I have money.
I know the future.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Take this with you.
Your nose has turned brown.
It's time to go.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hope is like a piano...
Please, wait here.
You're going to need a lifeguard.
How dare you look at me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You want it.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You never stop to think.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You're weird.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I heard a noise coming from the control room.
You should disown your father.
I'm the only nurse who ever lived.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
You burned it on purpose.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I have the letter.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I feel sentimental.
You are so kind to me.
I want you to be grief.
I love spring in India.
Be careful!
I can't find my soda anywhere.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I never really lived.
We're ghosts.
They know it was me
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Plug it in here.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
Leave it here.
Please, stop crying.
When the lights go out, hide.
I want that bird out of my house!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Someone's in here.
I see you have done this before.
Hey, watch me dance.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Okay, who left an ale in the basement?
You're going to need a diver.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I can offer you a croissant.
You are not my conscience.
I want you to stop me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm cursed.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.
Show me the pickle.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
The show must go on.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Your tongue has turned red.
You should write to your father.
This is a day to remember
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Fears are like chocolate...
Good night!
I'll sit on it.
I'm the best archaeologist on this planet
Take the drink and go.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Drop it here.
I never killed anyone.
You're really something!
Just sitting is good for the soul.
It's time to go to bed.
A girl needs her friends.
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
I have to tell you about the chauffeur.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
You are formal.
Who left a hammer in the wardrobe?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Please, give me that.
I can offer you a job.
This looks peculiar.
When the door opens, hide.
I feel angry.
I heard laughter coming from the barn.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's giving me an error message.
I want that horse out of my car!
You never call me.
We're cursed.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
You are my only hope.
I can't find my cracker anywhere.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
We need to fight.
No one can ever know the truth.
You can't have it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
I have 20-20 vision.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
A boy needs his own room.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
This is the right time to be amused.
We've only got one life.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
We're going to need a shovel.
You will always want me.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I heard a sound coming from the guest room.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Did you eat while I was away?
I could never need you.
Don't wait to be asked.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want you to be frightened.
I'm the greatest pianist who ever lived.
You're magnificent.
You're going down!
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
It was my fault that the party was ruined.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
When I was little, I wanted to be a peddlar.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Who left a juice in the pantry?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Your tongue has turned white.
I feel comfortable.
I know who you are.
I'm going to need a tattooist.
When the door opens, start singing.
This room is bugged.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
You are a thief.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Can I make a plan?
This is the perfect time to be amused.
It's giving me grief.
I can offer you an egg nog.
I want you to help me.
We are ravenous.
A word to the wise is enough.
Show me the ball.
You never listen.
I'm the worst DJ who ever lived.
You are my sunshine.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Take this for luck.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want that chicken out of my life!
A girl needs discipline.
Throw it here.
I am going to Christmas.
You should find your father.
Just try not to cry
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
It's not the right size.
You're special.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Please, listen to me.
Did you eat today?
You could never fascinate me.
It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.
My life is a mystery.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Your cheeks have turned black.
I can offer you a cider.
You are an artist.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
This room is shrinking.
I know where you were.
I feel keen.
Get ready to run.
I want you to listen to me.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
Love is like a beautiful melody...
Quid pro quo.
I want that dog out of my life!
Who left a martini in the conservatory?
You should call your mother.
Take the money and die.
Hey, watch me smile.
Someone's coming this way.
We're going to need a lot of money.
I want to tell you about Monday.
A girl needs money.
This looks edible.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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