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I want you to stop laughing at me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are so kind to me.
Don't fool around.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Learning is like changing your underwear...
I want you to be concerned.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
You're magnificent.
It's time to make lunch.
It was my fault that the crops died.
You never do what I want.
I'm trying to understand.
Please, sit down.
When the bell rings, hide.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
You angel!
This room is haunted.
I have the knife.
We've only got one of these.
You should disown your mother.
I'm the best hunter on this planet
You are the best person I have ever met.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I could never need you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I am going to the grand opening.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
Take the piano and leave.
You are a poet.
I know who you are.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
I want that wolf out of my car!
I love spring in Hong Kong.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Put it here.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
No one suspects a thing
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I want you to inspire me.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Leave it to the professionals.
I volunteer to eat it!
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I'll watch.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I never hurt anybody.
I see you for who you are.
We're going to need a spoon.
We're ghosts.
You're a god.
Hey, watch me dance.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Good grief!
I've reported it to the President.
Open the window.
Sound the alarm!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
When I was little, I wanted to be a diver.
You are so nice to me.
Get ready to dance.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I have the scroll.
I feel serene.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You should vote.
It's giving me hope.
I'm magnificent.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Someone's having a bad day.
You monster!
How dare you smile at me!
I can offer you a good price.
You are a godsend.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a milkshake.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Your lips have turned pink.
My life means nothing.
Why do you love me, so much?
Be careful!
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're going down!
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Don't ask any questions.
Show me the saw.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
He was unconscious when I found him.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You burned it on purpose.
You're a ghost.
Take the drink and leave.
It was your fault that the show was cancelled.
You're going to need a guitarist.
I can't find my dog anywhere.
Who left a kite in the closet?
You should call your mother.
We're gods.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You could never love me.
I never really lived.
This room is shrinking.
This is a fine ship
I want you to be agreeable.
Hey, watch me smile.
Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I love winter in Ireland.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We're insignificant.
I am going to Easter.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I see you every day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
You are a hero.
Let's watch the game
I have 20-20 vision.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Get ready to run.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I've reported it to mother.
I feel cynical.
I am devious.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
We need to eat.
I'm the best busker who ever lived.
I have the card.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I know math.
Show me the fork.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I want to tell you about the Pepsi.
Can I make magic?
You know it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.
Take this with you.
Leave it here.
Someone's in here.
I want you to stop tickling me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Just breathe
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a burger.
I can't find my coffee anywhere.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to help me.
We're going to need a saw.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
It's time to pack your bags.
I'm a god.
Your nose has turned white.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You could never hate me.
You're really something!
This is a stick up.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Please, stop laughing.
You are my reason for living.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I volunteer myself!
I'm lucky.
Am I coming with you, or not?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Love is like a camera...
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
I've reported it to the police.
A girl needs her friends.
I am going to Christmas.
We should pay the bill.
I want that badger out of my house!
I love summer in Spain.
I have faith.
This looks bad.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I want you to be angry.
We need to make out.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Good night!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I heard a howl coming from the pantry.
Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...
You are so mean to me.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Who left a lemonade in the lobby?
You found it.
This is the worst time to be here.
Get ready to die.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I'm going to need a guard.
Can I make history?
You never sing anymore.
Let's drink
I'm going to need a spoon.
It's not the right size.
I know what to do.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
We've only got one chance.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I want you to look at me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Open sesame.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Throw me the pickle.
I'll get it.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Your tongue has turned blue.
I'm trying to believe you.
I see you let yourself in.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I never loved you.
You are an idiot.
I volunteer as tribute!
This looks odd.
I can offer you an icecream.
Take this and pray.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I feel dirty.
I want that otter out of my life!
You are not my favourite.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's time to go to bed.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
We are quirky.
You could never fascinate me.
I'm the only burglar who ever lived.
I will always love you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Okay, who left a merlot in the kitchen?
I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have the gun.
You are my sunshine.
You devil!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I'm going to need a chef.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I'll keep guard.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Friendship is like a lake...
I can't find my room anywhere.
Am I dead, or not?
You're lucky.
Hand me the ball.
You never call me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Delivery!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are a genius.
We've only got one life.
Let's go
I want you to stop looking at me.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of love.
Someone's listening.
We need to fight.
I feel resentful.
Darling, it's alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I know where you were.
It's time to go.
Who left a burger in the laundry?
We're the same person.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I want to tell you about the builder.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
You want it.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Having a child is like taking medicine...
This is the right time to be here.
I'm a ghost.
You should make peace with your mother.
I knew you could survive.
I could never hate you.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Your cheeks have turned black.
We're lucky.
Show no mercy
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Open your heart.
This room is unstable.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Show me the muffin.
You're going to need a tax collector.
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
We should think about this.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's not yours.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
We are noncommittal.
You are not my type.
My life is a mystery.
I never killed anyone.
Did you fart while I was away?
I know what happened.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You are my favourite.
Take the money and leave.
I am going to the party.
Hey, watch me leave.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your tongue has turned white.
I want you to hold me.
We need to open it.
Be better!
I can offer you a hot dog.
Please, come closer.
All things must pass.
Becoming rich is like fixing a clogged toilet...
I have a secret.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Alright, who left a knife in the kitchen?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want that fish out of my life!
I see you are thinking.
Just try not to cry
You could never need me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Your ears have turned spotted.
I'm the best fisher on this planet
I want you to be fawning.
I'm going to need a saw.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Leave it outside.
When the party starts, start crying.
You should ask your father.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
You're coming with me!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
I have to tell you about the marine.
Can I make love?
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
We need to make a plan.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I love summer in Canada.
You are my everything.
I'll listen.
You broke it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shepherd.
This is a fine mess
We've only got one hope.
Open it here.
Please, don't drink that.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
A girl needs her mother.
I'm trying to win.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I am going to the funeral.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm the only janitor on this planet
I know more than you realise.
You are a handsome devil.
You're going to need a real estate agent.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are helpful.
We should quit.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I feel extraordinary.
My life matters.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I'm cursed.
Someone's watching us.
It's time to brush your teeth.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want that lamb out of my life!
I want you to be festive.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
We need to play.
Darling, it's beautiful.
We're going to need a can opener.
Leave it alone.
Can I make it up?
Good luck!
This looks interesting.
I have needs.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I love winter in Switzerland.
Your ears have turned brown.
I want to tell you about the merlot.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
A girl needs confidence.
Be safe!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I never gave up hope.
How dare you look at me!
I'll be here, if you need me.
You made me cry on purpose.
It's not safe.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Did you eat just now?
We are friendly.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to marry me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I have the poem.
Get ready, or get out.
Hate is like a guitar...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
You're going to need a doctor.
I heard a sound coming from the wardrobe.
Take this with water.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I know the future.
Someone's locked the door.
Can I make it work?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want you to stop blaming me.
Please, listen to me.
You are so good to me.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
We need to break up.
Hey, watch me move.
Take the drink and go.
This looks familiar.
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Let's play
You won't find it.
It's giving me an error message.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Did you get lucky just now?
I want you to be wonderful.
Time to shine
It's not right.
Be yourself!
I want you to kiss me.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We are prudent.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Who left a puppy in the cell?
I bet you know why I'm here.
No one can ever know what we did.
I have to tell you about the garage.
I can offer you a cocktail.
No one can ever know that I like you
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I'm the best tax collector who ever lived.
A boy needs boundaries.
Enough is as good as a feast.
You're amazing!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
You're special.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I feel threatened.
Darling, it's so juicy.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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