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Dammit, who left a doll in the laundry?
Leave it here.
It's not easy.
You're going to need a butcher.
A girl needs love.
I want you to be crude.
You should make peace with your father.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
It was your fault that we ran out of money.
Delivery!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I heard a howl coming from the lobby.
You are a hero.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to read to me.
Can I make animal sounds?
We're cursed.
You are so mean to me.
Take this and pray.
I am devious.
It's time to go to bed.
I never wanted this.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I have powers.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I've reported it to the President.
Please, stay where you are.
It's giving me a headache.
I see you have done this before.
I love winter in America.
This is a fine mess
I'm going to need a shovel.
How dare you look at me!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Okay. Just do what I do.
When the door opens, hide.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
We're the same person.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Good morning!
Someone's watching us.
You're a god.
My love, it's dead.
I'm the worst nurse on this planet
I am going to Easter.
Hey, watch me leave.
I'll sit on it.
This room is haunted.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the right time to be alone.
I knew you could fix it.
You lost it.
I hate you.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Ha-cha-cha.
You're really something!
Your nose has turned grey.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
My life is over.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to be perceptive.
I can offer you a green tea.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I heard laughter coming from the office.
Leave it until morning.
We need to go.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I volunteer myself!
Let's get it
I can't find my milkshake anywhere.
I know what happened.
Take this with you.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Take the money and die.
I'm going to need a lawyer.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Put it here.
Romance is like a beach...
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I have the letter.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You never say what you're thinking.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You monster!
You are my love.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I'm no good.
I've reported it to mother.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I love fall in Australia.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel excited.
You are a thief.
We're ghosts.
You're crazy!
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
No one can ever know what we did.
Who left a wrench in the laundry?
It's not for sale.
I should vote.
You should find your father.
You made me cry on purpose.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I never hurt anybody.
I want you to inspire me.
Did you get lucky last night?
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I'm a ghost.
Let's watch TV!
Leave it outside.
This room is bugged.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
We are fatalistic.
I will always love you.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Hey, watch me smile.
Get ready to dance.
Throw me the fishcake.
This looks great.
You're going to need a spatula.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You angel!
How dare you laugh at me!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
We've only got one chance.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop believing in me.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Take the money and leave.
You can have it.
I have a secret.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You should ask for more money.
We need to close it.
You are so nice to me.
You're weird.
You never stop to think.
I've reported it to the police.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I love summer in America.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Good luck!
I'm the only waiter on this planet
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You're going to need a sailor.
A boy needs confidence.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Who left a Guinness in the bedroom?
Don't get too close.
I volunteer as tribute!
Your lips have turned red.
Open the bottle.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I want you to love me.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I will always hate you.
This looks wrong.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You burned it on purpose.
Leave it to the professionals.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I know more than you realise.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Finding a job is like eating bread...
Be safe!
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
My life matters.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I am going to the party.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I want to tell you about the control room.
Someone's locked the door.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Your tongue has turned purple.
I want that fox out of my house!
We should buy a lottery ticket.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You broke it.
Please, give up while you can.
Give me the hammer.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I'm the only teacher who ever lived.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I love fall in America.
I'll help.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can offer you a good price.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm trying to win.
I want you to document my trip to India.
A boy needs boundaries.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I volunteer to go!
I can't find my duck anywhere.
It's giving me hope.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You never smile.
I have the knife.
I want you to betray me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Did you eat today?
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
All's well that ends well
Love is like a camera...
You devil!
Don't wait to be asked.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
You are not my mother.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This room is unstable.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Stop, in the name of the law.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me dance.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Who left a Budweiser in the bathroom?
Take the drink and die.
My life means nothing.
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Hand me the pickle.
I know math.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I feel angry.
It's not open.
You could never fascinate me.
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to stop lying to me.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I'm trying to leave.
I can't find my Powerade anywhere.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
We've only got one hope.
Can I make it work?
Open it here.
Get ready to run.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I want you to be assertive.
You never take me seriously.
I'll keep guard.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It's time to pack your bags.
We should quit.
Sound the alarm!
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I'm the best fraudster who ever lived.
Please, stop crying.
We are terrified.
I never really lived.
I am going to Christmas.
You're insignificant.
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
No one will ever know
Poverty is like a guitar...
This looks odd.
Running for office is like opening a gate...
My life is cursed.
I want you to kill me.
We're going to need a knife.
We're going to need a doctor.
Don't ask any questions.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I'm a god.
You are a twit.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I can't find my dog anywhere.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I'll get ready.
I want you to be inoffensive.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm trying to open it.
We've only got one life.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
A boy needs his friends.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
Open the door.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
It's time to go.
Your tongue has turned red.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Who left a shovel in the bathroom?
I want that goose out of my car!
Let's play
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You're crazy.
Take this for luck.
I see you every day.
I want you to stop blaming me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
It's not mine.
I love winter in Australia.
I have to tell you about the the pyramids.
I want you to kiss me.
I could never want you.
Falling in love is like changing your underwear...
Don't fool around.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
It's giving me an error message.
Your redemption is like a lake...
I have the gun.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm the worst herald on this planet
You should call your mother.
Darling, it's alive.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Someone's listening.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I am going to the grand opening.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I am faithful.
Did you eat just now?
You never sing anymore.
A girl needs confidence.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I feel timid.
You're going down!
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
We're going to need an innkeeper.
Am I dead, or not?
Slow and steady wins the race.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I'm going to need a knife.
This is a fine ship
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Be yourself!
I have faith.
You are so good to me.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
My life is a mystery.
Please, don't eat that.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Drop it here.
I know who you are.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Open the window.
Let's eat
You are not my father.
When I was little, I wanted to be an inventor.
I see you for who you are.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You know it.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I'm weird.
You are a godsend.
Okay, who left an elephant in the lounge room?
You never do what I want.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Can I make lemonade?
I love winter in Hong Kong.
This looks suspicious.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
We are folksy.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I will always despise you.
I want to tell you about Monday.
I feel funny.
It's not safe.
Your eyes have turned brown.
You're never going to get away with this!
Take the piano and leave.
I can offer you a muffin.
I have the scroll.
Did you eat last night?
We need to help each other.
Good night!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
This is a stick up.
Let's dance
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
I'm going to need a fork.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
You're cursed.
Your ego is like a winter's day...
This looks nice.
I want you to clean up after me.
I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.
I love summer in China.
Be careful!
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
You are my daughter.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'll listen.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Take this with water.
This is the right time to be amused.
I never could make up my mind.
Please, stop doing that.
We're going to need a cab driver.
You're amazing!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
I feel devious.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I have to tell you about the spring-roll.
Take the drink and leave.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Who left a spatula in the control room?
I can offer you an icecream.
Darling, it's dead.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You need it.
Let's go
I want you to be alone.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
We need to make out.
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
I'm the only model on this planet
I could never love you.
I heard a sound coming from the library.
Your nose has turned black.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
Did you fart just now?
You're going to need a surgeon.
A girl needs money.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are a genius.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Sadness is like a picnic in the park...
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Hand me the saw.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
We are coarse.
My love, it's so expensive.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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