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No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I want to tell you about the lobby.
You never have time for me.
I'm cursed.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to clean up after me.
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
My life matters.
I want you to stop tickling me.
An army marches on its stomach.
I volunteer myself!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I could never hate you.
You can't have it.
It's time to make lunch.
This is a stick up.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I have the will.
Did you fart this morning?
When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.
You are so nice to me.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Sound the alarm!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I see you know what to do.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm a god.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Stop, in the name of love.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Take the drink and leave.
You are a twit.
Someone's coming this way.
Your ears have turned white.
You will always fascinate me.
This is the right time to be alone.
This is crazy
This room is bugged.
Whoop-whoop.
I've reported it to the press.
This looks nice.
I am going to the party.
I love fall in China.
Who left a bagel in the chapel?
Hey, watch me leave.
It's not appropriate.
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
Be safe!
Am I coming with you, or not?
I can offer you a job.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I'm going to need a spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Sleep is like a forest...
A boy needs confidence.
We need to make better decisions.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I'm trying to care.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm crazy.
Good night!
No one can ever know what we did.
We're gods.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I'm the best magistrate who ever lived.
I have money.
I feel ravenous.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to be observant.
I need to tell you about the goddess.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Plug it in here.
Leave it here.
Just breathe
You are so mean to me.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I hate you.
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
I want you to listen to me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're under arrest!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have the letter.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I'm a ghost.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Take this with water.
You are coarse.
Please, stop crying.
Your cheeks have turned black.
Your nose has turned spotted.
You found it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Get ready to run.
Let's drink
You should write to your mother.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I love spring in China.
Throw me the chicken wing.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Hey, watch me smile.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
You devil!
Don't get too close.
I never felt so alone.
Someone's watching us.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Take the piano and go.
You are an idiot.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Knitting is good for the soul.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
We've only got one bullet.
I feel emotional.
This room is haunted.
Good luck!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You will always despise me.
I'm the greatest bandit on this planet
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
They know it was me
I am going to Easter.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Justice is like a winter's day...
You're a god.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can't find my pig anywhere.
Be careful!
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
We're going to need a knife.
Put it here.
It's giving me hope.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want you to hold me.
You never sing anymore.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Your ears have turned grey.
Can I make a home?
You are a liar.
Don't ask any questions.
We are callous.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Dying is like doing the shopping...
A boy needs a job.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Take the money and die.
You are not my conscience.
I want you to be sharing.
It's not easy.
You are so kind to me.
I'm trying to believe you.
We're going to need an archer.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
We need to open it.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I know what to do.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You should write to your father.
Let's get it
I feel jolly.
I have 20-20 vision.
We're the same person.
Good morning!
I knew you could survive.
Open sesame.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You monster!
I want you.
I can offer you a merlot.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Leave it outside.
I'm weird.
Take this and pray.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
I love summer in Canada.
Hand me the fork.
My life is a mystery.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
You're a ghost.
I want you to help me.
I'm the greatest fraudster on this planet
I want that hamster out of my house!
We've only got one life.
You're going to need a hammer.
I never killed anyone.
Reading is good for the soul.
This is the right time to be happy.
This is a fine ship
When the door opens, start crying.
Don't wait to be asked.
You never say what you're thinking.
You're amazing!
I know math.
Did you fart while I was away?
I've reported it to the President.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Your eyes have turned green.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I am frugal.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Patience is a virtue
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
You should ask your mother.
I'm lucky.
No one can ever know that I survived.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Get ready, or get out.
Leave it until morning.
Who left a gin and tonic in the control room?
Ha-cha-cha.
Hey, watch me move.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I have needs.
Take the drink and go.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You should vote.
I want you to be reserved.
This looks odd.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I can offer you a Powerade.
Give me the apple.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
Throw it here.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I want you to marry me.
You are my father.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Let's play
Please, look at me.
I need to tell you about the plumber.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You are a godsend.
My life is cursed.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
You're going to pay!
Your cheeks have turned white.
We are busy.
We're going to need a spatula.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want that shark out of my room!
When the bell rings, hide.
I see you smiling.
It's time to go to bed.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You're going to need a spin doctor.
I know what happened.
Who left an ukulele in the armory?
My love, it's alive.
I've reported it to the police.
It's not open.
We're special.
I feel wonderful.
You burned it on purpose.
Can I make it fun?
I'm the worst hairdresser on this planet
I have a secret.
Please, don't drink that.
I love winter in Germany.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to betray me.
We need to go.
Hand me the ball.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.
Get ready to laugh.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I can offer you a banana.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I want you to be liberated.
Hey, watch me dance.
I volunteer as tribute!
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
I have the knife.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I will always need you.
I am frightened.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I'll be here, if you need me.
Be yourself!
You are not my father.
How dare you look at me!
Open your heart.
Delivery!
I'm the greatest chicken sexer on this planet
When the curtain goes up, hide.
We're going to need a hammer.
Someone's locked the door.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to stop loving me.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
It's not yours.
This is a day to remember
You're going to need a webmaster.
You should call your mother.
I want that crow out of my life!
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
Who left a guitar in the kitchen?
My love, it's so expensive.
I never could make up my mind.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I want you to cook for me.
We should start a business.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You can have it.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You never call me.
Take this for luck.
I have time.
Take the money and go.
I am going to the funeral.
We've only got one option.
A girl needs discipline.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I feel glamorous.
I'll watch.
I know the future.
Can I make it worse?
You're alone in the universe.
This is the right time to be amused.
Throw me the umbrella.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are not my daughter.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You're going to need a wrench.
It's not dead.
I want you to be trendy.
I want that goat out of my car!
You're going to need a salesperson.
Let's dance
I heard laughter coming from the office.
Drop it here.
It's giving me grief.
Persuasion is better than force.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We need to stop.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I have the gun.
I am going to the wedding.
I never hurt anybody.
I should hide.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I see you came prepared.
This room is unstable.
You lost it.
This is a fine mess
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Who left a bagel in the bedroom?
We are benevolent.
Show me the spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This looks great.
Dating is like turning on a faucet...
I will always despise you.
You are my inspiration.
Open the bottle.
I'm the best journalist who ever lived.
I love autumn in Germany.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
You will always love me.
I heard a sound coming from the cell.
How dare you smile at me!
When the bell rings, start singing.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
We're weird.
You never stop to think.
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
I have lost the will to live.
Your nose has turned red.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm going to need a knife.
Am I dead, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
You should start a business.
I have to tell you about Monday.
You're going to need a soldier.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Get ready to die.
A girl needs confidence.
Can I make it work?
You're going down!
My life means nothing.
Leave it alone.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
It's time to go.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I want that fox out of my house!
I'm trying to understand.
Darling, it's alive.
Your eyes have turned pink.
I volunteer to go!
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
I'm the greatest veterinarian who ever lived.
I want you to inspire me.
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
You are a handsome devil.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Please, be careful.
I feel outrageous.
Okay, who left an alligator in the attic?
I heard a sound coming from the pantry.
I can offer you a cocktail.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
I love winter in Switzerland.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This looks bad.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Let's watch the game
You are my favourite.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want to tell you about the the moon.
Dare to dream
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You broke it.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
You're really something!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
You angel!
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Good grief!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I have the scroll.
I never really lived.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Hand me the teddy bear.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I can offer you a long white.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.
Can I make art?
Dating is like making cupcakes...
I've reported it to mother.
A girl needs her space.
We need to fight.
I know who you are.
Be better!
You're going to need a saw.
Your lips have turned yellow.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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