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I see you know what to do.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Open the window.

Take the piano and go.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I'll listen.

I'm a god.

How dare you laugh at me!

We're going to need an impersonator.

Don't wait to be asked.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I feel disappointed.

This looks wrong.

Someone's coming this way.

We are glamorous.

We're crazy.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You devil!

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

You never call me.

I love fall in China.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You should write to your father.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

A girl needs discipline.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I want that fox out of my car!

We're gods.

Ha-cha-cha.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Did you get lucky just now?

Let's drink

Good night!

I hate you.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to stop me.

I want to tell you about the mutant.

I volunteer to go!

Defeat is like a camera...

I can offer you a hot dog.

I'm the greatest fishmonger who ever lived.

My life means nothing.

This room is bugged.

I am going to the grand opening.

This is a day to remember

You could never despise me.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I have money.

We're going to need a lot of water.

Be safe!

You are so mean to me.

Why do you love me, so much?

It's giving me grief.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Throw me the shovel.

This looks peculiar.

We need to unite.

We're weird.

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

Great minds think alike.

You should pay the bill.

I'll get ready.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're a god.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know the truth.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a spoon.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I heard a sound coming from the classroom.

You never take me seriously.

You're going to pay!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I knew you could survive.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Hey, watch me leave.

Fears are like marshmallows...

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Open the door.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Someone's in here.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We are selfless.

When I was little, I wanted to be a busker.

I want you to listen to me.

I'm trying to believe you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

A girl needs her space.

You found it.

Let's go

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Who left an octopus in the dungeon?

Show me the muffin.

Plug it in here.

It's giving me a headache.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's not tight enough.

Darling, it's so juicy.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

You monster!

I volunteer myself!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I love spring in Japan.

How dare you smile at me!

Get ready to die.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

My life is a mystery.

Running for office is like opening a gift...

I've reported it to the police.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You will always love me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I'm magnificent.

Take this with water.

It's time to pack your bags.

It was your fault that the cat died.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're coming with me!

I knew you could turn things around.

Your face has turned spotted.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

Be careful!

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I want you to be restrained.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Who left a coffee in the sauna?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I feel surprised.

You are a twit.

I know math.

I'll help.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm the only bank robber who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Let's watch TV!

I am stupid.

I could never want you.

You are not my son.

You're a ghost.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Can I make an impression?

We should hide.

Am I dead, or not?

We're ghosts.

I have needs.

Good luck!

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

It's not appropriate.

We've only got one life.

I can't find my egg nog anywhere.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

I see you are thinking.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Throw it here.

Someone's listening.

Sleep is like a picnic at the beach...

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are so good to me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I never killed anyone.

Please, don't drink that.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

How dare you look at me!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You made me cry on purpose.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Take this and pray.

I am going to Christmas.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I want you to clean up after me.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Be better!

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Throw me the bratwurst.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

I am tolerant.

This room is unstable.

Can I make animal sounds?

I can offer you a good price.

You're weird.

I should ask for more money.

Don't ask any questions.

This looks suspicious.

Get ready to laugh.

It was your fault that we ran out of milk.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I heard a voice coming from the outhouse.

You are not my conscience.

I have lost the will to live.

You broke it.

I need to tell you about the hotelier.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Strike while the iron is hot.

My life is cursed.

You're going to need a florist.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Leave it here.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

When the door opens, hide.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I could never need you.

Open the curtains.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I'm trying to win.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I volunteer to eat it!

We're the same person.

I want you to be funny.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

We need to make out.

I feel afraid.

I'm going to need a spatula.

You are so kind to me.

I want you to kill me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Whatever happens, don't panic

It's not the right size.

My love, it's so juicy.

Throw me the fork.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're under arrest!

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You love me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

A boy needs discipline.

I'm the only politician who ever lived.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

I've reported it to the press.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I have the scroll.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Get ready to dance.

You should call your mother.

Please, stop doing that.

You are a poet.

You never do what I want.

You won't find it.

You're going to need a singer.

Delivery!

I have to tell you about Friday.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a job.

I'm lucky.

I am admirable.

This is a fine ship

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Let bygones be bygones.

This looks odd.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I despise you.

Stop, in the name of love.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm trying to understand.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You burned it on purpose.

Can I make magic?

Open sesame.

We need to break up.

We're going to need a shovel.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Leave it outside.

I see you smiling.

You are my daughter.

Hand me the celery stick.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Your face has turned stripey.

I want that bunny out of my house!

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

Okay, who left a chocolate milk in the lobby?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cab driver.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

When the door opens, start crying.

It's not ready.

I know the future.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to cook for me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm the greatest game show host who ever lived.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are not my type.

Let's dance

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You are a genius.

I have the gun.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Show me the hammer.

You're never going to get away with this!

We're special.

This is crazy

Take the piano and die.

My life matters.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

You never have time for me.

Sound the alarm!

I never gave up hope.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take this with you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I feel frustrated.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Get ready to run.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

We should quit.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I will always despise you.

I know who you are.

You're going to need a cosmonaut.

When I was little, I wanted to be a biologist.

We are sly.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Whoop-whoop.

I want that duck out of my house!

You're insignificant.

I'm a ghost.

I'm the worst matador on this planet

I need to tell you about the vampire.

Did you fart just now?

Good grief!

When the party starts, remain calm.

I want you to be well-rounded.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Who left a chipmunk in the bathroom?

I want you to stop smelling me.

I have the knife.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Maybe no one will notice

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You lost it.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Leave it until morning.

Your ears have turned blue.

Please, stop smoking.

I never wanted this.

This is the worst time to be angry.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

We need to fight.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Throw me the ukulele.

I can't find my coffee anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

I'm no good.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I can offer you a celery stick.

This looks great.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I know more than you realise.

You are intent.

Your nose has turned orange.

I have the poem.

I love summer in Germany.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I will always love you.

I have a secret.

Put it here.

Who left a cat in the lobby?

I've reported it to mother.

God helps those who help themselves.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I want you to help me.

Hey, watch me move.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want that dog out of my car!

You could never want me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

This room is shrinking.

I am going to the party.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You want it.

I feel lousy.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I'm going to need a saw.

Let's get it

This is a stick up.

You should write to your mother.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We're going to need a terrorist.

This looks familiar.

You're amazing!

Your eyes have turned yellow.

Hand me the bagel.

Give it here.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

We are stiff.

We've only got one bullet.

You never sing anymore.

I'll get it.

Eating is good for the soul.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

You are so nice to me.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I never listened.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I feel strong.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Dreams are like chocolate...

I can offer you a Guinness.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We need to go.

We should vote.

Please, don't touch that.

I see you for who you are.

Take the money and leave.

I want that pony out of my car!

Get ready for this.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to kiss me.

Let's play

Darling, it's so shiny.

A girl needs her own room.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Who left a fork in the cell?

I heard a howl coming from the office.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's not for sale.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

You are an idiot.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You know it.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I need to tell you about the florist.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I have the time.

It's now or never

When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Can I make up?

Getting married is like fixing the TV...

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I love you.

I'm going to need a reporter.

I want that bunny out of my car!

I can offer you an icecream.

I see you have done this before.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

My love, it's dead.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Throw me the doll.

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