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The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to help me.

How dare you smile at me!

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to stop blaming me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I'm the greatest dancer on this planet

Okay. Just do what I do.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

We're lucky.

We're gods.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Let's watch TV!

This room is shrinking.

Open the window.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I love summer in America.

Why do you love me, so much?

Your nose has turned pink.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I could never despise you.

I never felt so alone.

You are blissful.

I've reported it to the police.

It's giving me an error message.

I have powers.

I volunteer myself!

My life matters.

Give it here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Be better!

No one can ever know how we did it.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

We need to fight.

This is a fine ship

A girl needs confidence.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

I'll watch.

Please, listen to me.

Dammit, who left a Powerade in the library?

You are so good to me.

Hand me the can opener.

Don't wait to be asked.

I can't find my cat anywhere.

I want you to be high-minded.

You are not my son.

I see you have done this before.

You never listen.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Get ready to die.

I have the letter.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

It's not mine.

You should ask your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Did you eat this morning?

When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.

You broke it.

You crashed the car on purpose.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm trying to help.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I am going to Christmas.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want that bird out of my car!

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This looks odd.

Leave it until morning.

Quid pro quo.

I know math.

You are a twit.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

When the door opens, start crying.

Good grief!

I want you to love me.

Maybe no one will notice

If you don't want it, put it back.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I will always hate you.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You're going down!

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Your tongue has turned spotted.

I volunteer to eat it!

You want me.

Let's dance

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This room is bugged.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I love autumn in Germany.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

Freedom is like a mountain...

I can offer you a good price.

Someone's locked the door.

You're a ghost.

I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is a fine mess

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Can I make changes?

Dammit, who left a skateboard in the garage?

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Take this with water.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I feel humiliated.

It's not going to fit.

You made me cry on purpose.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Please, look at me.

You are my everything.

It wasn't your fault that the label came off.

You're crazy.

Get ready to run.

You're going to need a librarian.

You monster!

I will always despise you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want that hamster out of my car!

Darling, it's delicious.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I have needs.

Open it here.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to kill me.

Buying a house is like opening a door...

Give me the chair.

I'm the worst servant who ever lived.

Take the piano and leave.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

This looks great.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I never could make up my mind.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Delivery!

This room is unstable.

You never call me.

You should write to your mother.

I'll help.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

A boy needs his mother.

We need to go.

I love spring in America.

It's giving me a headache.

You are a godsend.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

This is a day to remember

Who left an umbrella in the pantry?

I'm a god.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You're going to need a shovel.

I knew you could live like this.

It's not dead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

Leave it to the professionals.

We're the same person.

Can I make progress?

Did you eat while I was away?

You are my favourite.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

You are scheming.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want you to be unfriendly.

You angel!

I want that elephant out of my room!

Throw me the croissant.

We're no good.

Let's go

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It was my fault that the play sucked.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

We should ask for more money.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You won't find it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Your lips have turned grey.

I'm trying to win.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

You're a god.

I love winter in Ireland.

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

I see you smiling.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I want you to clean up after me.

Take the drink and die.

I volunteer to go!

It's time to pack your bags.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I'll get it.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is a stick up.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I can offer you a candy-bar.

This looks nice.

I want you.

This is crazy

I know where you were.

I want you to stop loving me.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Freedom is like a guitar...

You are an inspiration.

Someone's having a bad day.

I have the scroll.

It's not the right size.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.

You are not my favourite.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You're lucky.

Who left a can opener in the kitchen?

A house is not a home.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm the only doctor on this planet

I can offer you a job.

I am upright.

You can have it.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her own room.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I am going to the party.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You are my teacher.

Throw it here.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to be rustic.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want that pony out of my room!

Take the money and die.

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You never sing anymore.

We're ghosts.

I see you for who you are.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I feel eager.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Get ready to dance.

I should hide.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I'm going to need a fork.

Your face has turned stripey.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I have the poem.

Someone's coming this way.

Am I coming with you, or not?

We've only got one chance.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Did you fart while I was away?

I'm the worst pianist who ever lived.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I know the future.

I want to tell you about the magistrate.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a geologist.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Good luck!

We are faithful.

Friendship is like a movie...

You are not my type.

What can't be cured must be endured.

I hate you.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You devil!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.

This looks peculiar.

Stop, in the name of love.

You are a liar.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

Show me the sandwich.

I'm trying to believe you.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I never hurt anybody.

When the door opens, start singing.

Who left a pinot in the cloakroom?

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I'm insignificant.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I have money.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I love winter in Canada.

Let's play

I can offer you a cocktail.

I should go to the police.

I am going to the wedding.

I'm going to need a can opener.

You're amazing!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You want it.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You're going to need a botanist.

My love, it's so juicy.

You can do this

I'm the only guru who ever lived.

I have to tell you about the cab driver.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

I'll be here, if you need me.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Dying is like opening a gate...

I despise you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want that deer out of my house!

You are not my conscience.

You are so nice to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I want you to be terrible.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

It's not in.

This looks bad.

My life is a mystery.

You never take me seriously.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I know what happened.

Take this and pray.

I've reported it to the President.

You should listen to your mother.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You're coming with me!

I love spring in Australia.

I knew you could fix it.

Get ready, or get out.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are my reason for living.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

You are a poet.

Can I make a mess?

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

You burned it on purpose.

My love, it's so expensive.

Don't ask any questions.

Who left a croissant in the sauna?

I'm alone in the universe.

Open the door.

We're going to need a knife.

I can offer you a fishcake.

We are dutiful.

I want you to marry me.

Please, wait here.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You will always need me.

How dare you look at me!

A girl needs her grandmother.

I feel satisfied.

Whoop-whoop.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

It's time to go to bed.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm a ghost.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

I'll wait here.

You're going to need a rat catcher.

Someone's listening.

Take this with you.

I have the gun.

When I was little, I wanted to be a make-up artist.

You never smile.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Be yourself!

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

It's not safe.

I'm the only captain who ever lived.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

You are an artist.

I love autumn in India.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I have to tell you about the garage.

Can I make art?

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I never killed anyone.

I should vote.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

We've only got one bullet.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Let's drink

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I will always need you.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Time to shine

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to stop following me.

I want that whale out of my car!

I am going to the grand opening.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I feel jolly.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Darling, it's alive.

You should call your father.

If the cap fits, wear it.

You're cursed.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

It was your fault that the show was ruined.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Don't get too close.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Take the drink and leave.

How much luck do you have?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Romance is like a beautiful melody...

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This room is haunted.

Please, don't move.

We need to stop.

You are not my father.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best farmer on this planet

You are so kind to me.

I am shallow.

I have lost the will to live.

You're under arrest!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Can I make history?

Show me the croissant.

Be careful!

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

Don't upset your father, not now.

My love, it's beautiful.

I want you to stop tickling me.

It's not ready.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I can't find my dog anywhere.

Who left a shovel in the basement?

I love summer in Antarctica.

This is the right time to be here.

I want you to be spirited.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to inspire me.

You need it.

I see you every day.

You fascinate me.

I'm lucky.

Falling in love is like eating bread...

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I heard a voice coming from the armory.

We've only got one option.

I need you.

It's time to go.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I knew you could turn things around.

We're going to need a spatula.

You are fraudulent.

Take the piano and die.

Show me the fork.

Success is like a movie...

I want you to stop smelling me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Dammit, who left a yak in the studio?

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a trapper.

Let's watch the game

I'm the greatest marshal who ever lived.

We should think about this.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

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