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I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

We're ghosts.

My life means nothing.

It's giving me hope.

I'm cursed.

You're a god.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You crashed the car on purpose.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Someone's in here.

Stop, in the name of love.

A boy needs his grandmother.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Take the money and leave.

Today is the day

No one can ever know that you can sing.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I'm the worst surgeon on this planet

Dammit, who left a bunny in the bathroom?

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I have time.

Time is like an ocean...

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I am going to the party.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Please, don't take that.

Take this and pray.

This is a day to remember

Put it here.

I want that hippopotamus out of my life!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I love winter in India.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Let's get it

I want you to marry me.

Give me the shovel.

This is the right time to be here.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

I've reported it to the police.

We need to go.

I want to tell you about the cloakroom.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Open the door.

I feel alone.

Why do you tease me, so much?

When I was little, I wanted to be a bureaucrat.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

You should write to your mother.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

You're amazing!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

You want me.

Can I make a difference?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Be yourself!

When the door opens, hide.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

A girl needs discipline.

No one can ever know that I like you

We're going to need a painter.

This room is bugged.

I'll watch.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

Get ready for this.

My life is a mystery.

I have money.

It's not going to fit.

I want you to stop loving me.

It's giving me grief.

I'm a ghost.

You never listen.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I want you to be sanctimonious.

We've only got one option.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Let's watch TV!

Someone's locked the door.

You angel!

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Take the drink and go.

We're gods.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I can offer you a bagel.

My love, it's beautiful.

I have to tell you about the the lighthouse.

I have the scroll.

We're going to need a knife.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Leave it outside.

We're crazy.

Your lips have turned orange.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to inspire me.

You're coming with me!

I love summer in America.

Leave it here.

You are not my type.

Delivery!

You found it.

Show me the saw.

You should ask your father.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

This looks edible.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You never say what you're thinking.

I want you to be purposeful.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Slow but sure.

I know more than you realise.

My life is cursed.

Take this with water.

Good morning!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Get ready to dance.

Hey, watch me move.

This room is unstable.

I have a secret.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I never listened.

I could never need you.

When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.

I should vote.

This is a fine ship

I'll listen.

My love, it's so expensive.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Take the money and go.

You are an idiot.

I knew you could open it.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I feel dejected.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I'm going to need an inventor.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I volunteer to go!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are my mother.

Who left a merlot in the control room?

I'm going to need a lot of water.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

We're the same person.

Give me the banana.

You monster!

Be safe!

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You deserve this

Why do you love me, so much?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Open your heart.

I am going to the funeral.

I need to tell you about the griffin.

It's time to brush your teeth.

We're going to need a spatula.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Please, sit down.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I want you to cook for me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Get ready to run.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

This room is haunted.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I never gave up hope.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

You will always need me.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I've reported it to the press.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to be rejected.

We've only got one chance.

I can offer you a muffin.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are a twit.

You are not my favourite.

Your tongue has turned orange.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I have the gun.

Hey, watch me leave.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Don't get too close.

Ha-cha-cha.

Did you eat at work?

I want you to listen to me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

This looks wrong.

I'm the greatest yak herder on this planet

You burned it on purpose.

Be better!

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I'm a god.

I feel generous.

You are so nice to me.

I volunteer myself!

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Let's dance

Show me the screwdriver.

We are protective.

Leave it until morning.

How dare you smile at me!

Can I make a pact?

I'm alone in the universe.

I love summer in Switzerland.

We should quit.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to be disloyal.

How much influence do you have?

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

We're going to need an undertaker.

I know where you were.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

I want that duck out of my room!

I can offer you a job.

It's not safe.

Who left a wine in the barn?

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

You never have time for me.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You are my sunshine.

I want you to kill me.

It's time to go to bed.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When the party starts, start crying.

Please, come in.

Take this with you.

Learning is like opening a window...

Whoop-whoop.

It's almost over

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Plug it in here.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You will always fascinate me.

You are not my daughter.

You're going to need a wrench.

This is a fine mess

You dropped it.

You are callous.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You made me cry on purpose.

Can I make babies?

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You are an artist.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to be solitary.

A girl needs boundaries.

I have the time.

Take the drink and die.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

I'm going to need an assassin.

We're no good.

I love spring in Spain.

I know what to do.

I could never hate you.

No one can ever know the truth.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

You should call your father.

We should pay the bill.

You are my favourite.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I have needs.

Sound the alarm!

I can't find my ball anywhere.

How much luck do you have?

If you're done, we'll get started.

I volunteer to eat it!

You never smile.

Your tongue has turned black.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I am going to Christmas.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I never wanted to die.

Someone's watching us.

When I was little, I wanted to be an evangelist.

Don't fool around.

This is a stick up.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We need to break up.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

This looks odd.

This is the right time to be amused.

You will always despise me.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

Leave it alone.

Can I make it easier?

I can offer you a good price.

You're a ghost.

I want that goose out of my room!

I want you to stop lying to me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's not the right size.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Get ready to laugh.

Just be yourself

A boy needs his own room.

I know who you are.

You should go to the police.

When the door opens, remain calm.

I'm trying to open it.

I need to tell you about the basement.

I never killed anyone.

I love summer in China.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

I see you smiling.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

You're going to need a detective.

Good luck!

I'll get ready.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm the best astronaut on this planet

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

My life is over.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

You're going down!

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Who left a chair in the outhouse?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Give it here.

It's time to pack your bags.

When I was little, I wanted to be a plumber.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

We're going to need a spoon.

Charity begins at home.

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

You should disown your mother.

We need to fight.

You are a poet.

You won't find it.

I have powers.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

Can I make trouble?

I know math.

You're alone in the universe.

I want you to be well-meaning.

You are not my conscience.

You are ready.

Gardening is good for the soul.

A boy needs a job.

I feel at ease.

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

I'm the greatest sheepshearer who ever lived.

Did you fart yesterday?

Please, make yourself comfortable.

You never call me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Am I dead, or not?

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Get ready, or get out.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

It's giving me a headache.

You devil!

This room is shrinking.

I am going to Easter.

Friendship is like a party...

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You should call your mother.

You're going to need a fork.

Who left a knife in the dining room?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

How dare you laugh at me!

We're going to need a lot of money.

It's now or never

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I just want a Bud Light. What's wrong with that?

I have the will.

You are so good to me.

We're cursed.

You're under arrest!

This looks bad.

I am thrilled.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

A boy needs confidence.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I should go to the police.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm the best musician on this planet

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I feel forgetful.

I'm going to need a nurse.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Your tongue has turned yellow.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

You need it.

You will always love me.

Can I make an impression?

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You should find your father.

I have to tell you about the dogcatcher.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

You are a thief.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Please, tell me.

Good grief!

A girl needs love.

We're magnificent.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You're crazy!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I want that snail out of my life!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Dammit, who left a spider in the barn?

Just breathe

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to be empty.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You never take me seriously.

Your ears have turned white.

Throw me the spatula.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I can offer you a soda.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You know it.

Take this for luck.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I despise you.

I can't find my saké anywhere.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the guest room.

I love summer in Japan.

There's no fool like an old fool.

This is the right time to be angry.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You will always hate me.

You should vote.

Knowledge is like a lake...

I want you to clean up after me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I bet you know why I'm tired.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I have lost the will to live.

It was your fault that the train was late.

A boy needs his father.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

When the bell rings, hide.

Who left a fork in the cell?

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

I have to tell you about the party.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I'm the only spy who ever lived.

Open the bottle.

I know the future.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

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