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I know what to do.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I'm a god.
Good luck!
This room is unstable.
I want you to inspire me.
It's not mine.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm alone in the universe.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
Who left a knife in the laundry?
I have the will.
Get ready to run.
I could never despise you.
You are so good to me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
It's giving me a headache.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that he lied to you.
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
I want you to stop blaming me.
This looks peculiar.
Throw it here.
You are my favourite.
I am going to Easter.
I can offer you a good price.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You never listen.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I should hide.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I see you every day.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Your tongue has turned black.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I'll open it.
You're going to need a private detective.
My love, it's so juicy.
A girl needs a job.
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I've reported it to the police.
You are not my favourite.
I can't find my milkshake anywhere.
Be better!
We need to stay.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
We're going to need a lot of help.
This is a fine ship
We're going to need a spatula.
Leave it outside.
Sound the alarm!
I love winter in Brazil.
It's time to make lunch.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We're gods.
Let's go
I feel terrified.
I will always despise you.
You're a god.
You can do this
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You will always love me.
Give me the shovel.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
It's not going to fit.
Good grief!
I want you to be agonized.
Take this with you.
You need it.
I need to tell you about the Heineken.
Get ready to dance.
I'm the best diver on this planet
I want you to document my trip to China.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You should ask your father.
I have lost the will to live.
My life is cursed.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want that cat out of my room!
Give it here.
I never killed anyone.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are so kind to me.
I am going to the grand opening.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm cursed.
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
This looks familiar.
Your nose has turned pink.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You broke the vase on purpose.
A girl needs love.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to stop following me.
Darling, it's dead.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to marry me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I feel elated.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I see you came prepared.
You are not my mother.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Please, come in.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I know who you are.
Can I make jewelry?
You are my teacher.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Stop, in the name of love.
This is a fine mess
How dare you smile at me!
You're a ghost.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I'm going to need a can opener.
Throw me the teddy bear.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I'm the best sniper on this planet
I despise you.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
You devil!
You should listen to your mother.
Your eyes have turned red.
You are a godsend.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Let's eat
I love summer in France.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Did you get lucky today?
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
You're magnificent.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You hate me.
It was your fault that the train was late.
Take this for luck.
I want to tell you about the hunter.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
I should think about this.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This looks bad.
How much courage do you have?
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
I am scornful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
We're going to need an executioner.
I want you to betray me.
My love, it's beautiful.
I'll keep guard.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I know the future.
Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
We need to close it.
Take the piano and die.
Plug it in here.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I have faith.
Let's get it
You're going to need a spatula.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I've reported it to Interpol.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You're crazy!
I love fall in India.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I see you have done this before.
I volunteer to go!
Open the bottle.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I will always love you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Who left a burger in the living room?
I'm the worst cook on this planet
I'm going to need an undertaker.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't ask any questions.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
You won't find it.
I feel sad.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I never listened.
I have to tell you about the guest room.
You are not my father.
How dare you laugh at me!
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
It's time to go to bed.
This looks edible.
Leave it until morning.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I'm weird.
I want you to cook for me.
We are loyal.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
He was unconscious when I found him.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
We've only got one hope.
Delivery!
I have time.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Ha-cha-cha.
Open it here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
I'm a ghost.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Let's watch the game
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is crazy
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Give me the guitar.
Did you eat at work?
We're the same person.
You are my son.
Take this with water.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
This is the perfect time to be alone.
It's not tight enough.
I volunteer myself!
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
A boy needs his grandfather.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
I have the knife.
I want that lamb out of my car!
I never gave up hope.
I feel hurt.
Who left a merlot in the lobby?
Good morning!
Hey, watch me dance.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I see you are thinking.
We should quit.
When the party starts, hide.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Someone's watching us.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Drop it here.
Leave it alone.
My life is a mystery.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Please, come closer.
This looks wrong.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I can't find my Dr. Pepper anywhere.
You could never despise me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
I'm the worst entertainer who ever lived.
My love, it's so expensive.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to clean up after me.
You're coming with me!
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You never say what you're thinking.
I am going to the wedding.
You are not my son.
Can I make money?
I volunteer to eat it!
You made me cry on purpose.
No one can ever know that I like you
No one can ever know that you survived.
Your lips have turned green.
We're going to need a fashion designer.
I want you to be crying.
Don't fool around.
You monster!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Let's watch TV!
I've reported it to the President.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
When I was little, I wanted to be a salesperson.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I have the card.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
This room is haunted.
Did you eat while I was away?
Your nose has turned grey.
It's not dead.
You're weird.
When the door opens, start crying.
I heard weeping coming from the cloakroom.
I'll sit on it.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Please, remain silent.
Take the drink and die.
I feel lousy.
Just try not to cry
You are naive.
We need to eat.
You are a handsome devil.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Someone's in here.
Mercy is like a piano...
I want that monkey out of my life!
I have needs.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
No one can ever know that I survived.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
You found it.
We've only got one option.
You should make peace with your mother.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
I know where you were.
You're under arrest!
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Dammit, who left a frog in the garage?
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
Am I coming with you, or not?
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I knew you could see it through.
I'm going to need an antique dealer.
I want you to be passive.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I love spring in Canada.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Be safe!
It's not open.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Get ready for this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gate-keeper.
I love you.
I want you to look at me.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
It's giving me grief.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You are a liar.
I'm trying to believe you.
Take the money and go.
I feel empty.
I want that seal out of my life!
I want you to stop tricking me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Whoop-whoop.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Dammit, who left a chair in the studio?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can't find my room anywhere.
Open your heart.
Buying a house is like writing a memo...
I am conventional.
You love me.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
A girl needs boundaries.
You should disown your father.
I can offer you an icecream.
I'm going to need a spoon.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Leave it here.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You can have it.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
We should pay the bill.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I can offer you a job.
You never call me.
Please, wait here.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
How dare you look at me!
Be careful!
I have powers.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Eating is good for the soul.
I'm the only percussionist who ever lived.
You are a twit.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Open the door.
We need to help each other.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want to tell you about the banana.
Your tongue has turned brown.
You should protect your father.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You could never love me.
I can offer you a wine.
You angel!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Can I make lemonade?
You are so mean to me.
I love spring in Australia.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I can't find my crow anywhere.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Let's drink
We should ask for more money.
I'll wait here.
This looks suspicious.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
You're going to need a shovel.
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
How much money do you have?
We're going to need a gladiator.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I will always want you.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I have the poem.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
My life matters.
We need to open it.
Leave it to the professionals.
Throw me the chair.
I never wanted this.
Okay, who left a Bud Light in the cell?
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
Please, stop shouting.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Open sesame.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
I need to tell you about the studio.
Your tongue has turned pink.
This is a day to remember
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I want you to help me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
This looks nice.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I'm the best teacher who ever lived.
They know it was me
I'm insignificant.
I can offer you a tea.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want that fish out of my house!
You are a genius.
Don't wait to be asked.
Am I dead, or not?
You're going to need a wrench.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
This room is bugged.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Take the piano and go.
I want you to be independent.
Hand me the cracker.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I never hurt anybody.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I volunteer as tribute!
You're going to need a criminal.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Who left a punch in the library?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I have money.
I should ask for more money.
I heard a howl coming from the garage.
This is the right time to be happy.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Can I make up?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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