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I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
We need to make out.
This looks edible.
I have the scroll.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I am going to Christmas.
Hey, watch me dance.
I volunteer to go!
We're the same person.
I want that frog out of my life!
Delivery!
Your tongue has turned green.
It's time to go to bed.
I knew you could survive.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Gardening is all I can manage now.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're alone in the universe.
Show no mercy
You're a ghost.
I can offer you a merlot.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Someone's in here.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You are so kind to me.
My love, it's so shiny.
You will always fascinate me.
You are contradictory.
You should ask your father.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm the best drug dealer who ever lived.
Who left a ball in the basement?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I need to tell you about the tattooist.
I see you let yourself in.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Please, remain silent.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Sound the alarm!
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
You're going to need a baker.
You broke it.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Put it here.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I will always want you.
You are my everything.
Show me the spoon.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I know math.
Getting married is like going to the playground...
I feel desperate.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to kiss me.
We've only got one bullet.
I love spring in Australia.
You never smile.
It's not tight enough.
Good grief!
I've reported it to Interpol.
This is a fine ship
He was unconscious when I found him.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're a god.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I can offer you a good price.
A girl needs her grandmother.
It's giving me grief.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
It was my fault that the dog died.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're going to need a shovel.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
My love, it's beautiful.
You are an artist.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I see you smiling.
This looks bad.
I'll sit on it.
I never listened.
Your nose has turned orange.
Be better!
Who left a bike in the closet?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You are so good to me.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to be balanced.
I want you to inspire me.
How dare you smile at me!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You're amazing!
Take this with you.
You will always despise me.
I'm the only dogcatcher who ever lived.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
My life is cursed.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Did you get lucky just now?
Why do you love me, so much?
You know it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I know what happened.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I will always love you.
I'm a ghost.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Open the bottle.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This room is bugged.
I'm trying to understand.
This is the worst time to be here.
Don't just stand there.
Show me the bagel.
We're ghosts.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It's not dead.
Let's watch TV!
Please, stop shouting.
Be yourself!
I'm crazy.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm going to need a weaver.
I knew you could open it.
It's giving me a headache.
It's time to go.
You monster!
You should make peace with your father.
I feel old.
I want you to kill me.
I have the letter.
My love, it's so juicy.
I can't find my camel anywhere.
Fears are like spaghetti...
A girl needs a job.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I volunteer to eat it!
I want that bee out of my life!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are my father.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I know where you were.
I have to tell you about the the windmill.
You're under arrest!
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I am fashionable.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Maybe no one will notice
You crashed the car on purpose.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Your lips have turned blue.
I have needs.
You will always want me.
Open sesame.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This looks interesting.
I never loved you.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I love winter in Antarctica.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
When I was little, I wanted to be a locksmith.
I want you to be charmless.
Hey, watch me leave.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You are so nice to me.
I could never love you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Okay, who left an umbrella in the outhouse?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Let's play
I should hide.
Get ready for this.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
We need to help each other.
I want that hippopotamus out of my house!
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Take this with water.
Give it here.
I'm alone in the universe.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Your lips have turned black.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
It's time to make lunch.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
You found it.
You devil!
Cooking is good for the soul.
I volunteer as tribute!
Can I make finger puppets?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
This is a stick up.
Don't fool around.
You could never hate me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
I'm trying to win.
I see you have done this before.
I'm the greatest senator who ever lived.
It's not safe.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I love you.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
We are understanding.
I know the future.
I never hurt anybody.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You're really something!
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I want that lion out of my car!
Your tongue has turned white.
We're weird.
It's going to be okay
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Throw it here.
I've reported it to mother.
Your ears have turned stripey.
This looks great.
My life is a mystery.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I can offer you a rum and coke.
We need to play.
Take the money and go.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Someone's listening.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Like father, like son.
Please, give me that.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are a godsend.
I heard a sound coming from the guest room.
I want you to be sober.
I can offer you a job.
I feel alone.
You angel!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Take this and pray.
Get ready to run.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of paint.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You need it.
I want that snail out of my car!
You're going to need a thief.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the well.
It's giving me hope.
I'm the greatest assassin on this planet
I never could make up my mind.
I want you to read to me.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I know what to do.
You're going to pay!
You should find your father.
I'll help.
My life means nothing.
Throw me the guitar.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I can offer you a latte.
You never stop to think.
This is a fine mess
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
The first thing to consider is safety.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Good night!
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We've only got one life.
Someone's having a bad day.
We need to unite.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
I love fall in China.
You are a thief.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Leave it here.
I am going to the grand opening.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Who left a duck in the lounge room?
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I feel helpless.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Open the door.
Can I make an igloo?
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I'm the best miner on this planet
Find some proof that I lied to you.
It's not mine.
Despair is like a beautiful melody...
I want you to cook for me.
I want that chicken out of my house!
I heard a howl coming from the sauna.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
How much time do you have?
I want you to be restrained.
My life matters.
This is the right time to be alone.
I despise you.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Knitting is all I can manage now.
A boy needs money.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I have to tell you about the outhouse.
I want to tell you about Easter.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Please, stop doing that.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I knew you could turn things around.
You never do what I want.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
This room is unstable.
You're insignificant.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
It's your fault that the cat died.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Can I make progress?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I never killed anyone.
I see you every day.
Take the drink and go.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
We're going to need a spoon.
I want you to stop believing in me.
It's now or never
Am I under arrest, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
No one can ever know that I survived.
We're gods.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I'm a god.
I have the poem.
I'm the worst courier who ever lived.
Hand me the knife.
I am small-thinking.
Let's eat
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I'm going to need a teacher.
You are not my mother.
I'll open it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I want that bear out of my car!
How dare you laugh at me!
You will always hate me.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I love winter in Spain.
A boy needs his father.
Who left a spider in the bathroom?
This room is shrinking.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I want you to be excitable.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You are a hero.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Can I make noises?
I'm cursed.
I need to tell you about Friday.
You never listen.
Good luck!
We are principled.
I want you to help me.
Did you eat last night?
Ha-cha-cha.
I'm the only builder on this planet
This looks odd.
Hand me the skateboard.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We're going to need a hammer.
You're going down!
I have to tell you about the another dimension.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
My life is over.
You should write to your father.
Always put your best foot forward.
You despise me.
I have lost the will to live.
I knew you could live like this.
I feel scared.
You are a poet.
I want you to be ugly.
Who left a shovel in the basement?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
They know it was me
Take this for luck.
I'm trying to leave.
I'm going to need a secretary.
I'll get it.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Give me the can opener.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.
I want you to hold me.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You're going to need a wrench.
We're cursed.
Can I make believe?
Defeat is like a river...
You are my favourite.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You want it.
I want that giraffe out of my room!
I never wanted to die.
We've only got one hope.
This is the right time to be happy.
Getting married is like doing chores...
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
This looks suspicious.
We should quit.
I'm the worst soldier on this planet
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Stop, in the name of love.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
I want you to stop following me.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
It's not going to fit.
I feel paranoid.
I see you for who you are.
I want you.
Let's drink
I've reported it to the press.
I have the will.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Business before pleasure.
Your tongue has turned purple.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
You're special.
Get ready to die.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
Hand me the ukulele.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want you to be troublesome.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You are not my daughter.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Be careful!
Dammit, who left a spatula in the wardrobe?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I never wanted this.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I want you to marry me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I should pay the bill.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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