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I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You are an idiot.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We're the same person.

Leave it until morning.

It's giving me an error message.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

You are my only hope.

Life is like a mountain...

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Your nose has turned stripey.

Get ready to laugh.

I should quit.

I have a secret.

You are completely normal.

I love autumn in Canada.

My life is cursed.

It's not tight enough.

Hey, watch me move.

This is a fine ship

This is the right time to be angry.

Good night!

I want you to be thankful.

I see you for who you are.

Can I make it work?

No one can ever know that I was here.

Whoop-whoop.

I love you.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

This room is unstable.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Open sesame.

Take this with you.

You are so good to me.

Who left a margarita in the office?

Let's watch the game

Be safe!

When I was little, I wanted to be a deputy.

It's going to be okay

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You're under arrest!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I'm a ghost.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to stop questioning me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You never call me.

How dare you look at me!

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to read to me.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a hammer.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I want that dog out of my life!

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I want to tell you about the sandwich.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You're weird.

Delivery!

We need to fight.

Compassion is like a book...

Sorry, I have to take this.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We're ghosts.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I'll get ready.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Your ears have turned orange.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You won't find it.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I volunteer as tribute!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I know more than you realise.

This is a day to remember

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I heard laughter coming from the control room.

I feel thrilled.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Running for office is like opening a window...

Can I make art?

It's time to brush your teeth.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I see you came prepared.

You should write to your mother.

I want you to be agonized.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I have money.

I will always need you.

You are dynamic.

You monster!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Am I coming with you, or not?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Show me the spoon.

Hey, watch me dance.

This is crazy

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want you to stop lying to me.

A boy needs his grandmother.

You are not my mother.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I love winter in Brazil.

It's not going to fit.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're amazing!

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

I've reported it to mother.

Get ready to die.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I knew you could fix it.

I'm insignificant.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I never gave up hope.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

My love, it's dead.

I can offer you a job.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

This looks odd.

Don't upset your father, not now.

The first thing to consider is safety.

We're going to need a lot of water.

She was unconscious when I found her.

It's giving me grief.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I can offer you a cracker.

I see you smiling.

Leave it alone.

You devil!

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Be yourself!

Dammit, who left an umbrella in the conservatory?

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want you to kill me.

Don't ask any questions.

I'll open it.

Falling in love is like doing the laundry...

We should pay the bill.

You are my reason for living.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

This is the right time to be alone.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

I'm the greatest accountant who ever lived.

You are a poet.

No one can ever know the truth.

Take the piano and die.

Plug it in here.

I could never despise you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

We are desperate.

You are not my son.

It's now or never

I'm trying to leave.

Your ears have turned grey.

I feel playful.

Show me the bratwurst.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Please, look at me.

Take this for luck.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

My life means nothing.

You fascinate me.

We're going to need a lot of money.

We're crazy.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

You never have time for me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Can I make it happen?

I never loved you.

I see you let yourself in.

You can't have it.

I love summer in Germany.

One good deed deserves another.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You should find your mother.

I know what to do.

I can offer you a celery stick.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I have powers.

I want you to be skinny.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I have the gun.

A girl needs her space.

We're gods.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

How dare you laugh at me!

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

Who left a croissant in the lobby?

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Sound the alarm!

You're going to need a saw.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to listen to me.

This room is shrinking.

Time to shine

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I'm the best explorer on this planet

I am false.

Open the curtains.

We're going to need a manager.

I knew you could turn things around.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sage.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Did you eat this morning?

If you're done, we'll get started.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wine cellar.

Someone's watching us.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Don't wait to be asked.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I love spring in Switzerland.

It's not mine.

You should call your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I will always want you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I have to tell you about Saturday.

You never say what you're thinking.

Can I make amends?

Who left a macchiato in the barn?

I am going to the party.

It's time to pack your bags.

I have needs.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Get ready for this.

Life is what you make it.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm special.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You made me cry on purpose.

It was my fault that the show was cancelled.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I bet you know why I'm here.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

All's well that ends well

A girl needs her father.

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I know where you were.

You lost it.

You are so nice to me.

You are a thief.

No one can ever know that I like you

I want you to be injured.

You will always hate me.

I feel determined.

We need to make better decisions.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I can't find my lobster anywhere.

Good grief!

I want you to stop me.

Failure is like an ocean...

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're going to pay!

I want that monkey out of my car!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I'll get it.

Who left a bratwurst in the bathroom?

Let's get it

Can I make a fortune?

I'm the only rat catcher on this planet

This room is bugged.

I knew you could survive.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

It's not dead.

I'm going to need an ornithologist.

We're alone in the universe.

Get ready to dance.

Hand me the kite.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

I've reported it to the President.

It's giving me a headache.

You're a god.

When I was little, I wanted to be a professor.

I want to tell you about the bedroom.

I never hurt anybody.

I want to tell you about the party.

I despise you.

I see you have done this before.

I can offer you a good price.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I want you to be discreet.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I'm trying to win.

Throw it here.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Darling, it's delicious.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I have the knife.

I'll keep guard.

A girl needs discipline.

Who left a koala in the attic?

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

This is a fine mess

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

We are sore.

It's your fault that the dog died.

We need to stay.

I know who you are.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Dancing is good for the soul.

How much luck do you have?

Great minds think alike.

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

Good morning!

Your lips have turned grey.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Be better!

You are so mean to me.

Someone's having a bad day.

Leave it outside.

I want you to love me.

This looks nice.

You should listen to your mother.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to Interpol.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You will always need me.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't get too close.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

I never killed anyone.

Did you eat just now?

When I was little, I wanted to be a locksmith.

I feel sexy.

Open the door.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

I want that wolf out of my room!

My love, it's alive.

Learning is like turning on a light-switch...

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Take the drink and die.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

It's not easy.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Maybe no one will notice

You're going to need a spoon.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

My life is a mystery.

Who left a kite in the bathroom?

I'm magnificent.

Give me the doll.

We've only got one bullet.

I want you to be timid.

I'm going to need a musician.

I want you to hold me.

You should protect your father.

A girl needs confidence.

Leave it here.

Your lips have turned pink.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a fishcake.

I have the letter.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I've reported it to the press.

You are an artist.

Why do you tease me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I feel confused.

I volunteer myself!

An man's home is his castle.

You angel!

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I'm a god.

Let's eat

I should hide.

I am terrible.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I heard laughter coming from the closet.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Hand me the guitar.

How much courage do you have?

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Please, don't move.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Get ready, or get out.

Did you fart last night?

You're insignificant.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

You are not my daughter.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I have the need, the need for speed.

You're never going to get away with this!

Someone's locked the door.

A boy needs his father.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I know math.

I can offer you a milkshake.

I want that goldfish out of my life!

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

This is a stick up.

Am I dead, or not?

Your tongue has turned green.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You are confidential.

Open the bottle.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

Take the piano and leave.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

It's almost over

Open it here.

You are so kind to me.

We should hide.

You should listen to your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I am going to Easter.

You will always fascinate me.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I feel independent.

Your eyes have turned black.

Can I make up?

I knew you could open it.

I'm the greatest missionary who ever lived.

Crime is like a winter's day...

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

This looks edible.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

We're going to need a spatula.

I know what happened.

Take this and pray.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I want that fox out of my car!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You burned it on purpose.

Did you eat at work?

A boy needs his own room.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I volunteer to eat it!

I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.

Give me the knife.

Your tongue has turned purple.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

I have faith.

I need you.

I have the poem.

I love spring in Spain.

You're really something!

I'm crazy.

Fears are like marshmallows...

We need to close it.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are secretive.

Hey, watch me leave.

Who left a croissant in the wine cellar?

Can I make dessert?

They know it was me

You are a twit.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want that turtle out of my room!

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