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I can't find my ant anywhere.

My life is over.

A boy needs a job.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Be better!

I've reported it to the President.

It's not open.

I know what to do.

I want that owl out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I'm special.

I want you to document my trip to India.

Who left a wine in the outhouse?

I should ask for more money.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I feel disappointed.

You need it.

This is the right time to be here.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Show me the umbrella.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Hey, watch me leave.

Can I make a show?

This looks suspicious.

We're the same person.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

I see you for who you are.

I'm going to need a farmer.

Leave it outside.

Good grief!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I'm the greatest personal trainer on this planet

Am I under arrest, or not?

Did you fart at work?

Please, remain silent.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I have needs.

You are so nice to me.

Take the drink and die.

You're a ghost.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You should find your mother.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

How much time do you have?

Your eyes have turned yellow.

Don't get too close.

I can offer you a latte.

I want you to hold me.

Practice makes perfect.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We are glad.

You are my mother.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Why do you love me, so much?

Sound the alarm!

I love winter in Canada.

Plug it in here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

We've only got one of these.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

It's giving me grief.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

You're coming with me!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Today is the day

I want you to be sexy.

You devil!

You are not my conscience.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

We need to close it.

I have to tell you about the bandit.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

A girl needs her friends.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

It's time to go to bed.

You fascinate me.

I have the card.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I have money.

I've reported it to the police.

Who left a kangaroo in the living room?

Love is like a lake...

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We're gods.

My life is cursed.

I'm trying to leave.

Please, stop crying.

We are sore.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I will always want you.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Let's drink

I want you to document my trip to China.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

Take this with water.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

No one can ever know that you survived.

We're insignificant.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make out?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This looks odd.

You're going to need a biologist.

To the victor go the spoils.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm a god.

Your tongue has turned red.

No one can ever know that I like you

This is a fine ship

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Take the piano and die.

Open sesame.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I can offer you a water.

You're going down!

Time to shine

We're going to need a lot of luck.

You want it.

We need to make out.

This room is haunted.

Don't wait to be asked.

A boy needs his father.

You are so kind to me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I volunteer to go!

I never loved you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I am elated.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I'm the worst record producer who ever lived.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

Be safe!

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's giving me hope.

I have faith.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's not ready.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Get ready to laugh.

I know math.

You should make peace with your mother.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I am going to Easter.

Darling, it's dead.

You never stop to think.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

Can I make progress?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I knew you could survive.

I could never hate you.

This looks interesting.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

I see you came prepared.

A girl needs her mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Open your heart.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Give it here.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

You're insignificant.

Take the money and die.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I want you to be graceless.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Who left a shovel in the garage?

I heard a sound coming from the guest room.

You are my reason for living.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

It's not for sale.

We are incensed.

I'm the greatest pilot who ever lived.

I never listened.

You should go to the police.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

Am I dead, or not?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You deserve this

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

How dare you smile at me!

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Leave it until morning.

I can offer you a job.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are not my father.

Can I make a plan?

We're going to need a jockey.

Let's watch TV!

You're amazing!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I'm a ghost.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You should write to your mother.

You are so good to me.

You angel!

I could never want you.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's in here.

I want that cow out of my house!

I'll help.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Take the drink and go.

I knew you could see it through.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

This looks bad.

Alright, who left a bear in the bathroom?

My life matters.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I want you to look at me.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Don't fool around.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Show me the spoon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

We're ghosts.

You are a thief.

Delivery!

We're going to need a lot of money.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

This room is unstable.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Open the window.

I know what happened.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You're alone in the universe.

I love summer in America.

I volunteer to eat it!

We should vote.

You found it.

Be yourself!

Please, look at me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Defeat is like a bar of soap...

You made me cry on purpose.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

You hate me.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Leave it here.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Good morning!

I have a secret.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

No one suspects a thing

I heard a sound coming from the living room.

You never do what I want.

You are a poet.

I never gave up hope.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Your ears have turned red.

Throw me the bike.

I have the gun.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Who left a ball in the bedroom?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Hey, watch me dance.

No one can ever know what we did.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You broke it.

I see you are thinking.

I love spring in Ireland.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

A boy needs confidence.

Please, don't take that.

Be careful!

It's not heavy.

I feel comfortable.

I'm cursed.

I want you to listen to me.

I can offer you a lemonade.

How dare you laugh at me!

We're going to need a hammer.

Take this for luck.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Did you fart while I was away?

You should listen to your father.

This looks wrong.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm the greatest geologist who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be an executioner.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Can I make babies?

You will always want me.

Take the piano and leave.

This is a day to remember

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Let's go

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We've only got one option.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Your lips have turned spotted.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

You are patient.

Don't ask any questions.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

When the party starts, start singing.

We're special.

Leave it to the professionals.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

I love autumn in Germany.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Hand me the kebab.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I've reported it to mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are a twit.

I know where you were.

I want you to love me.

This room is bugged.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Did you eat just now?

I have to tell you about the wine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.

It's not safe.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

The wages of sin is death.

Who left a slice of pizza in the outhouse?

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Put it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I feel old.

Take this with you.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I can offer you a green tea.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I heard a noise coming from the sauna.

My love, it's so expensive.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We're going to need a priest.

Hey, watch me move.

Anger is like a beautiful melody...

Open the door.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

We need to stop.

I want you to stop loving me.

I'll listen.

I want that wolf out of my room!

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

You're going to need a wrench.

I will always despise you.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Don't just stand there.

I never really lived.

Someone's listening.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Let's eat

Throw me the saw.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I love winter in France.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Falling in love is like turning on a radio...

I can offer you a Schnapps.

My life means nothing.

You never take me seriously.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

You are not my type.

It's time to go.

I'm the best magistrate who ever lived.

Take this and pray.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

I feel energetic.

Open it here.

Can I make each day count?

We're going to need a spy.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs his space.

I want that chicken out of my house!

You're a god.

I have the letter.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Show no mercy

This is a stick up.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I want you to kill me.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Who left a spatula in the wardrobe?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Get ready for this.

I volunteer myself!

I will always love you.

We should think about this.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

This room is shrinking.

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I'm the worst coach on this planet

Ha-cha-cha.

I am impractical.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

You are an artist.

I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to be charming.

I want you to stop smelling me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an interpreter.

Good luck!

It's not working.

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

You're weird.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

I want that octopus out of my car!

My life is a mystery.

I'll wait here.

Take the piano and go.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I should go to the police.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

It's your fault that the cat died.

My love, it's dead.

Reality is like a party...

Get ready to run.

No one can ever know the truth.

Your tongue has turned orange.

We've only got one life.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I want to tell you about the bogeyman.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I'm going to need a barista.

I have powers.

I see you know what to do.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I'm the greatest physicist on this planet

I have the scroll.

You could never need me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I love summer in India.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Let's get it

I'll get it.

It's time to make lunch.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I never wanted this.

I've reported it to the press.

Stop, in the name of love.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want that fish out of my room!

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You won't find it.

We should quit.

We need to fight.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

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