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You crashed the car on purpose.
We're gods.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Sound the alarm!
When I was little, I wanted to be an interior designer.
Be yourself!
I want you.
Take this with you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I've reported it to the President.
I want you to be clear-headed.
I know who you are.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Don't get too close.
You could never want me.
We're lucky.
I'm the worst soldier on this planet
Leave it outside.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Your lips have turned blue.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are so kind to me.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It's not ready.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.
My life is over.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Take the drink and leave.
Dancing is good for the soul.
No one can ever know what we did.
Delivery!
I never hurt anybody.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Get ready to laugh.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Open the door.
It has to work
Let's play
We need to close it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
If you don't want it, put it back.
I see you let yourself in.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
You won't find it.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
Please, give up while you can.
I'm a god.
Hey, watch me dance.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Did you eat while I was away?
I love winter in Switzerland.
A boy needs confidence.
I feel delighted.
You should ask your mother.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a senator.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Can I make pizza?
I volunteer as tribute!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You will always fascinate me.
You're magnificent.
We're ghosts.
Good grief!
Your tongue has turned brown.
We've only got one chance.
I have powers.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I will always want you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You are a liar.
Stop, in the name of love.
It's time to go to bed.
How dare you laugh at me!
You never say what you're thinking.
I have the letter.
Leave it here.
This looks bad.
Be careful!
This is a stick up.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Darling, it's delicious.
Throw it here.
Who left a chair in the office?
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you a job.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Easy come, easy go.
Take the money and die.
I want to tell you about the guest room.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are so mean to me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Did you eat today?
You burned it on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Wealth is like an ocean...
This is the worst time to be here.
Let's watch TV!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I never really lived.
Sorry, I have to take this.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a shovel.
We've only got one option.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I can offer you a latte.
Your eyes have turned purple.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
We're alone in the universe.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I despise you.
I heard a howl coming from the stable.
You're going to need a social worker.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
I am disturbing.
I'll wait here.
We're the same person.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You are not my mother.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I knew you could turn things around.
You should make peace with your father.
Someone's in here.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I have lost the will to live.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Buying a house is like doing renovations...
Can I make noises?
Open the bottle.
I want you to be sweet.
It's not mine.
You're a ghost.
This looks edible.
You monster!
I love summer in Spain.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It's giving me grief.
I have the time.
You broke it.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I feel deceitful.
My life is cursed.
I want to tell you about the Gatorade.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I am going to Christmas.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm the greatest farmer on this planet
You broke the vase on purpose.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
He who hesitates is lost.
I want you to cook for me.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Someone's listening.
This is the right time to be happy.
I'm magnificent.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a good price.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
When the bell rings, remain calm.
A girl needs discipline.
Hand me the saw.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.
Please, don't eat that.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I will always love you.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
We're going to need a spatula.
This room is haunted.
Your nose has turned grey.
Get ready for this.
You are an inspiration.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
You are clean.
I know the future.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Hey, watch me smile.
Can I make a yurt?
You're going to pay!
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
No one can ever know the truth.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You're going to need a sheriff.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Good night!
Take the piano and die.
You are my father.
I'll listen.
You will always hate me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Patience is a virtue
We should hide.
I want you to clean up after me.
Your fear is like a beautiful melody...
It's giving me hope.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Put it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I never wanted to die.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
How dare you look at me!
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm the worst mathematician who ever lived.
I have money.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Leave it to the professionals.
My love, it's delicious.
I could never need you.
You should listen to your mother.
Please, come in.
I volunteer to eat it!
No one can ever know that I like skipping
When I was little, I wanted to be a bonecarver.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You are not my type.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
It's not safe.
My life matters.
You are a handsome devil.
You're under arrest!
Did you enjoy yourself today?
This room is unstable.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
We're going to need a wrench.
I love autumn in Canada.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I know more than you realise.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Take this for luck.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I feel insecure.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Can I make the world better?
Someone's locked the door.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Who left a spatula in the armory?
Seek and you shall find.
Show me the sandwich.
I see you every day.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
You should listen to your father.
I am going to the wedding.
You made me cry on purpose.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I can offer you a short black.
Open it here.
Open the window.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to read to me.
No one can ever know that I like you
You never stop to think.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I volunteer myself!
Good morning!
Your face has turned red.
You dropped it.
I'm a ghost.
I should vote.
Finding a job is like doing housework...
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Winners don't quit
This is the worst time to be angry.
You're coming with me!
Did you get lucky just now?
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I have the poem.
Let's get it
No one can ever know that I was here.
When I was little, I wanted to be an oracle.
You angel!
I've reported it to the police.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Be better!
You're cursed.
I see you are thinking.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I love spring in Brazil.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I never could make up my mind.
I am going to Easter.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I feel curious.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Who left a hot dog in the bathroom?
Hey, watch me leave.
Take the money and go.
You despise me.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
You are a thief.
Please, stop shouting.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
I want you to inspire me.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs a job.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This looks familiar.
It's not right.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's giving me an error message.
It's almost over
Dying is like brushing your hair...
I heard a howl coming from the studio.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I have to tell you about the party.
I want you to stop loving me.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
When I was little, I wanted to be a musician.
We're going to need a spin doctor.
Can I make trouble?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are liberal.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Your nose has turned blue.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I want you to document my trip to America.
I volunteer to go!
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You never take me seriously.
I'll watch.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want that bear out of my car!
Alright, who left a muffin in the wardrobe?
You lost it.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I knew you could survive.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Don't ask any questions.
I just want a diet Pepsi. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one of these.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
You're never going to get away with this!
I know math.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I can offer you a kebab.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I'm trying to win.
Am I dead, or not?
My love, it's so expensive.
I want you to be arrogant.
You are my teacher.
We should quit.
I love summer in Switzerland.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
You are so good to me.
We're going to need a florist.
This is a day to remember
Did you get lucky this morning?
Laughing is good for the soul.
Give me the skateboard.
I never felt so alone.
I feel groovy.
I want that dog out of my house!
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Don't just stand there.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I have the card.
Failure is like a guitar...
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Get ready to run.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to stop blaming me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a can opener.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm the greatest dietician who ever lived.
I need to tell you about the elf.
I can offer you a whiskey.
Dammit, who left a bagel in the attic?
Just try not to cry
We're no good.
It's not heavy.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Let's go
Your tongue has turned spotted.
I have time.
I am going to the funeral.
I knew you could see it through.
Take the money and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I'm trying to understand.
Eating is all I can manage now.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Fears are like chocolate...
You devil!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I know where you were.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Please, stop crying.
I feel worked up.
My life is a mystery.
Hand me the guitar.
Power is like a spring day...
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You never listen.
You fascinate me.
I never gave up hope.
Your ears have turned white.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
You're going to need a knife.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'll get ready.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I see you have done this before.
Getting married is like taking medicine...
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want that sheep out of my room!
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I'm going to need a beekeeper.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Get ready to die.
I have faith.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
It's going to be okay
It's your fault that the bus was late.
This is a fine mess
I've reported it to the press.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We need to break up.
I love autumn in India.
I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Give me the screwdriver.
A girl needs confidence.
This looks great.
Plug it in here.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You should start a business.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
We've only got one bullet.
You never have time for me.
Someone's coming this way.
I see you came prepared.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
You are not my conscience.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
You're amazing!
You're going to need a wrench.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I know what happened.
I feel crazy.
You should ask your father.
Okay, who left a ball in the kitchen?
Did you fart last night?
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
You could never hate me.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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