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You're going to need a fork.
You're lucky.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I have faith.
I love autumn in America.
I can offer you a good price.
My life is a mystery.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You fascinate me.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You are desperate.
Whoop-whoop.
I've reported it to mother.
I want that lion out of my life!
I'm a ghost.
You should think about this.
Take the money and die.
Alright, who left a can opener in the dungeon?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I despise you.
I want you to cook for me.
I know what to do.
It's time to go to bed.
I volunteer to go!
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Can I make fudge?
Failure is like a beautiful song...
Delivery!
I want you to be neutral.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You monster!
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'll help.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I am going to the funeral.
We're ghosts.
We need to make better decisions.
Any port in a storm.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
You are so mean to me.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'm the only poet on this planet
I feel deceitful.
Get ready to dance.
You're crazy!
You are a genius.
Open the window.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
How dare you look down your nose at me!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
We're going to need a yodeler.
Let's drink
You will always love me.
You're alone in the universe.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I'm a god.
I have the gun.
We've only got one of these.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Your ears have turned blue.
I want that duck out of my house!
Sound the alarm!
I knew you could survive.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Maybe no one will notice
Am I dead, or not?
Give me the cracker.
I see you have done this before.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Take the piano and die.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to stop looking at me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
A boy needs his father.
I love summer in Brazil.
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
My love, it's alive.
Leave it alone.
We are quirky.
My life matters.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Don't wait to be asked.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
I know more than you realise.
You are so kind to me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are not my daughter.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I never felt so alone.
Don't upset your father, not now.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I'm the only gravedigger on this planet
I am going to Christmas.
Be careful!
I can offer you a chardonnay.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
It's not ready.
We're insignificant.
Drop it here.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Let's get it
I've reported it to the press.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Can I make breakfast?
This is a fine ship
Good night!
You never stop to think.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I want that elephant out of my life!
I want you to hold me.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You could never want me.
You're really something!
My life is cursed.
You are my daughter.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I'll wait here.
I feel happy.
We're going to need a wrench.
Get ready to laugh.
I have money.
Leave it here.
You're going to need a teacher.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Don't ask any questions.
Charity begins at home.
You want it.
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Who left a kite in the lobby?
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
I will always need you.
You should ask your mother.
I should go to the police.
Ha-cha-cha.
I'm the only mortician on this planet
It's your fault that the bus was late.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You're a ghost.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
How dare you laugh at me!
A girl needs her father.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
No one can ever know the truth.
This room is bugged.
You angel!
We're going to need a lot of food.
Take this and pray.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
We need to open it.
Darling, it's delicious.
It's time to pack your bags.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I love summer in Japan.
Open the door.
This is a day to remember
I want you to marry me.
Hey, watch me leave.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a celery stick.
I see you smiling.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I want that spider out of my life!
You never call me.
We've only got one hope.
Your face has turned yellow.
I have a secret.
You are so good to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I want you to be dutiful.
Be yourself!
It's giving me hope.
Someone's watching us.
We're alone in the universe.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I have to tell you about the hot dog.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
You can have it.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I feel serene.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This looks interesting.
It's not dead.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You're going to need a missionary.
Take this with you.
Romance is like a beach...
I want you to stop lying to me.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
Can I make a wish?
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Give me the saw.
We're gods.
You are a poet.
Who left a fork in the dining room?
Why do you love me, so much?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
How much money do you have?
You're a god.
I know what happened.
I want that hamster out of my car!
Find some proof that she tricked you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I want you to document my trip to India.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to be wonderful.
I should ask for more money.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to betray me.
Someone's coming this way.
Don't fool around.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Let's play
I'm the only butcher who ever lived.
When the door opens, hide.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I love fall in Spain.
I'll open it.
Please, come closer.
This is crazy
I feel important.
You are a godsend.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Take the money and leave.
I'm trying to care.
We're the same person.
You want me.
Good luck!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Your lips have turned pink.
It's not heavy.
I have the letter.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
You found it.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
This looks nice.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You're special.
Stop, in the name of love.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I have 20-20 vision.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I want you.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
You are so nice to me.
I know who you are.
I'm going to need a hypnotist.
Did you fart while I was away?
A girl needs boundaries.
It's giving me grief.
Who left a skateboard in the bathroom?
No one can ever know that I was here.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Why do you hate me, so much?
My love, it's dead.
Please, listen to me.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
I'm the greatest herald on this planet
No one can ever know how we did it.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Get ready for this.
You devil!
You should ask for more money.
You should protect your mother.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's not mine.
I want you to listen to me.
I have to tell you about the wardrobe.
I feel sweaty.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Can I make art?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'm weird.
Let's eat
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
A boy needs love.
We are trendy.
I have the time.
I can offer you a kebab.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to be mannered.
You never have time for me.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Please, stand.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm the best missionary on this planet
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Let bygones be bygones.
Justice is like a beach...
This looks suspicious.
Your ears have turned pink.
Throw me the doll.
I knew you could fix it.
Who left a saw in the cloakroom?
Open the bottle.
I feel desperate.
You should make peace with your mother.
Did you get lucky today?
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Take this for luck.
I'm trying to leave.
This room is haunted.
I'm going to need a personal trainer.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
This is a fine mess
You're under arrest!
I never listened.
You broke it.
I should hide.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I can offer you a chai.
We need to make a plan.
You are an idiot.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
A girl needs her grandmother.
I want you to love me.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I need to tell you about Friday.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Can I make it right?
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
I want to tell you about the bratwurst.
Your ears have turned brown.
When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.
I am going to Easter.
How much time do you have?
I've reported it to the police.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Your nose has turned orange.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I love summer in France.
Who left a candy-bar in the dungeon?
You are not my type.
I want that pig out of my house!
We are original.
We're going to need an assassin.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
Get ready, or get out.
This room is shrinking.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Someone's in here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
We should pay the bill.
You are a hero.
Give it here.
I have the card.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
My life is over.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I'm trying to understand.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I love you.
My love, it's so expensive.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Please, give me that.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I see you every day.
This is the right time to be here.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
A girl needs discipline.
I want that raccoon out of my life!
I feel courageous.
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
You made me cry on purpose.
Hand me the shovel.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You never sing anymore.
You should write to your father.
You will always need me.
We are mannered.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I'm the only firefighter on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
We're going to need a can opener.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
Can I make it happen?
I'm trying to save you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Take this with water.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
I love fall in Switzerland.
I could never want you.
I want you to be calculating.
Did you fart today?
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
You are my reason for living.
I'll get ready.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I have lost the will to live.
I see you are thinking.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You're coming with me!
A boy needs his mother.
Be safe!
Take the drink and go.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I know the future.
I am dishonest.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fishmonger.
You never say what you're thinking.
I want that bee out of my car!
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Hey, watch me move.
We're magnificent.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I'm the worst miner who ever lived.
It's not alive.
Someone's listening.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to be discourteous.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
We're going to need a teacher.
I have the scroll.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take the money and go.
How dare you look at me!
This is the perfect time to be here.
Who left a skateboard in the closet?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I never could make up my mind.
This is a stick up.
Can I make time?
When I was little, I wanted to be a paramedic.
Good morning!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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