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I see you are thinking.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

We're the same person.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm weird.

I need to tell you about the the fort.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This room is unstable.

Can I make changes?

We need to break up.

I'll get it.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You're crazy!

I have 20-20 vision.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I am going to the wedding.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I love you.

Who left a teddy bear in the attic?

I know the future.

It's not yours.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

We're going to need a spoon.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Take the drink and go.

I can offer you a wine.

Leave it until morning.

Buying a house is like opening a gate...

Don't upset your father, not now.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Laughing is good for the soul.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Did you eat today?

It was my fault that the cat died.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want that monkey out of my room!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm a god.

I've reported it to the President.

Get ready to dance.

I'm going to need a comedian.

You are an idiot.

I want you to stop following me.

I have the will.

I want you to be depressed.

This is a fine ship

You are narrow-minded.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I never killed anyone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Sorry, I have to take this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Please, don't eat that.

Be better!

I want you to kiss me.

We're lucky.

You are so nice to me.

I need to tell you about the alien.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You're amazing!

Your tongue has turned grey.

A girl needs boundaries.

You angel!

We need to make better decisions.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We've only got one chance.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Show me the can opener.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'll wait here.

Can I make medicine?

We're going to need a lot of wood.

You will always love me.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

No one will ever know

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

My life is cursed.

Throw it here.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

This is the right time to be alone.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You should find your mother.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You made me cry on purpose.

Take this with you.

Get ready for this.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'm the greatest tax collector on this planet

I never gave up hope.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Take the money and go.

I volunteer to go!

You're a god.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It was my fault that the train was late.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

If you're done, we'll get started.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Stop, in the name of love.

I could never hate you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We are phlegmatic.

A girl needs her father.

Blood is thicker than water.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I've reported it to mother.

Darling, it's so juicy.

When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.

Leave it to the professionals.

Open sesame.

I feel satisfied.

I can offer you a job.

I want you to help me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're under arrest!

You're weird.

I see you for who you are.

You dropped it.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I am going to Christmas.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

Who left a croissant in the control room?

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

You could never hate me.

You devil!

Show me the spoon.

I heard laughter coming from the basement.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I'm going to need a priest.

I have a secret.

I have the knife.

We need to eat.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

Be yourself!

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Thoughts are like chocolate...

It's not the right size.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Let's play

We're going to need a wrench.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You are an artist.

A girl needs money.

I know where you were.

I need to tell you about the cappuccino.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

Can I make music?

You are the best person I have ever met.

We are healthy.

Good night!

We're going to need a lot of money.

I'm a ghost.

I feel sure.

It's all grist to the mill.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

You should write to your mother.

You never take me seriously.

I'm alone in the universe.

It's giving me grief.

I should start a business.

Take this with water.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I volunteer myself!

Whoop-whoop.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You're really something!

Forgiveness is like a mountain...

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This looks interesting.

I want you to love me.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You deserve this

You will always need me.

I will always want you.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Someone's watching us.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I have time.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I want you to be punctual.

Take the piano and leave.

Delivery!

Get ready, or get out.

Eating is good for the soul.

You're going to need an actor.

We're gods.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Don't just stand there.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

You're going to need a fork.

It's your fault that the dog died.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are jolly.

Throw me the can opener.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Dating is like eating toast...

My life is over.

How dare you smile at me!

It's not for sale.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one hope.

Your face has turned pink.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

When I was little, I wanted to be an exterminator.

This is a day to remember

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

You're a ghost.

I'll open it.

I want you to stop me.

You know it.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

You are so mean to me.

Can I make joy?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm cursed.

Open the curtains.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to be insincere.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Why do you love me, so much?

Take the piano and die.

This looks odd.

I feel fortunate.

I knew you could survive.

I am going to the grand opening.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're going to need a physicist.

We need to fight.

Your lips have turned stripey.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

They know it was me

Who left a slice of pizza in the garage?

We've only got one bullet.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

A girl needs her space.

We're insignificant.

You never call me.

You're coming with me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Get ready to run.

I want you to hold me.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Let's watch TV!

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

It's time to go to bed.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I see you have done this before.

Please, lie down.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You won't find it.

I want that pony out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Take the piano and go.

I love spring in Ireland.

We're ghosts.

I never really lived.

Leave it here.

Darling, it's beautiful.

You are a handsome devil.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Good morning!

Can I make muffins?

I can't find my coffee anywhere.

Hey, watch me leave.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Who left an elephant in the laundry?

I know what to do.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Your ears have turned yellow.

I want you to be uncertain.

Be careful!

I have faith.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

I want you to stop loving me.

I knew you could fix it.

I can offer you a good price.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Get ready to die.

I should vote.

Don't ask any questions.

We're going to need a lot of food.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

It's not in.

I love summer in China.

Please, be careful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

We're going to need a doctor.

You should disown your mother.

Put it here.

This is a stick up.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Death is like a mountain...

I'm trying to open it.

You hate me.

Throw me the bike.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Your nose has turned blue.

I'm the best singer on this planet

I want you to be cold.

I know who you are.

You never listen.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I need to tell you about the pawnbroker.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I see you every day.

Just be yourself

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I'll get ready.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I am frisky.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm lucky.

Take this and pray.

You're going to pay!

This room is bugged.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I have the need, the need for speed.

I could never love you.

I want you to listen to me.

Nothing succeeds like success.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I'm trying to leave.

Learning is like writing an I.O.U...

Give it here.

You are not my type.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Leave it outside.

Maybe no one will notice

I'm the best bank robber on this planet

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You're going to need a ventriloquist.

You never smile.

Take the drink and die.

Your tongue has turned black.

I want you to be honorable.

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I feel cynical.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

It's not mine.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

You should call your father.

You could never fascinate me.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You found it.

I know what happened.

Take this for luck.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Did you get lucky this morning?

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Give me the guitar.

Sleep is like a movie...

I have to tell you about the icecream.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I have the poem.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.

You're going down!

Don't fool around.

Good grief!

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Someone's having a bad day.

No one can ever know that I like you

It's your fault that the plane was late.

No one can ever know what we did.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

You are an inspiration.

This is the right time to be amused.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

Go the extra mile.

Open the door.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

I want that goat out of my house!

I feel inferior.

I want you to be self-reliant.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

This looks bad.

You never do what I want.

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

My life is a mystery.

Who left a banana milkshake in the barn?

I'm going to need an assassin.

I want you to betray me.

Your eyes have turned green.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Hey, watch me smile.

You lost it.

You are my inspiration.

You monster!

It's not alive.

Buying a house is like doing housework...

I'm going to need a fork.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

It's time to go.

Let's watch the game

You are not my father.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

We're magnificent.

I love summer in England.

Open your heart.

I can offer you a cranberry juice.

I feel rejected.

Plug it in here.

I want you to be abrupt.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You will always despise me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

You are a poet.

I will always love you.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Alright, who left a wolf in the outhouse?

Leave it alone.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

You can't have it.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I am going to the funeral.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

I want you to read to me.

We need to unite.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Can I make connections?

I can't find my panda anywhere.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Let's dance

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

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