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You should write to your father.

Can I make each day count?

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

We're ghosts.

Someone's listening.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

We're going to need a wrench.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

We're going to need a lot of money.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I can offer you a pickle.

This looks peculiar.

I want you to be dutiful.

It's going to be okay

You're a ghost.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are an idiot.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I never hurt anybody.

I'm special.

I want you to look at me.

Why do you love me, so much?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I've reported it to the press.

You could never fascinate me.

Hand me the spoon.

You're going down!

Take this with you.

Get ready for this.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's giving me an error message.

Drop it here.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I have to tell you about the funeral.

I have the letter.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We need to make a plan.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You angel!

You never say what you're thinking.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I'm the worst student on this planet

Be better!

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about the soda.

This is the worst time to be amused.

You are not my father.

It's time to go to bed.

I volunteer as tribute!

Dreams are like marshmallows...

A boy needs discipline.

I'll wait here.

How dare you smile at me!

Am I under arrest, or not?

We've only got one life.

You should vote.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

We're gods.

You are a genius.

Please, stop smoking.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Let's play

You can do this

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Stop, in the name of the law.

I feel competitive.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I am going to Christmas.

You can't have it.

If you're done, we'll get started.

My life means nothing.

Leave it alone.

I'm weird.

You're under arrest!

I see you came prepared.

It's not yours.

This is a fine mess

I want you to be idealistic.

I have faith.

Can I make certain?

Open the bottle.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can offer you an espresso.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I want you to marry me.

This room is shrinking.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's giving me grief.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I love spring in America.

I never wanted this.

I want that elephant out of my life!

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I know math.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

We are expedient.

Who left a rat in the lounge room?

You're going to need an assassin.

Hand me the knife.

You are not my daughter.

My life matters.

How dare you laugh at me!

Delivery!

Just be yourself

A boy needs a job.

I volunteer to go!

This looks edible.

I knew you could survive.

I should go to the police.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Take the piano and leave.

It's time to go.

Hey, watch me move.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We're the same person.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Good night!

I can offer you a good price.

You should call your father.

I heard a voice coming from the walk-in freezer.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to kiss me.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Open the window.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm a god.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Please, stand.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Your cheeks have turned green.

A miss is as good as a mile.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

When the door opens, start singing.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You are a poet.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I feel amused.

Can I make an effort?

I am going to the funeral.

We're no good.

Show me the teddy bear.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to be peaceful.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You devil!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You never sing anymore.

You can have it.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Leave it until morning.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Someone's in here.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

Good luck!

Whoop-whoop.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Take this with water.

This looks interesting.

Your pleasure is like a mountain...

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Did you fart today?

It's not alive.

I will always want you.

I'm the worst guard who ever lived.

Take the drink and leave.

You are my father.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You're coming with me!

Time to shine

Buying a house is like making cupcakes...

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

My life is cursed.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Sound the alarm!

I never loved you.

I know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Let's go

You need me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I can offer you a wine.

I need to tell you about Easter.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Get ready to die.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You broke it.

You made me cry on purpose.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You monster!

I've reported it to the President.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This is a fine ship

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I volunteer myself!

Good morning!

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I'm going to need a hammer.

You are so nice to me.

Eating is all I can manage now.

You are a thief.

Who left a Heineken in the dining room?

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

Leave it here.

We need to make out.

I'm crazy.

You are my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

Take the piano and go.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You never listen.

Your eyes have turned black.

Be yourself!

You should ask your father.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Romance is like a beautiful melody...

I bet you know why I'm going.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Your face has turned purple.

You are not my son.

You hate me.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Someone's having a bad day.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I will always despise you.

I can't find my moose anywhere.

We are weary.

Throw me the shovel.

This looks great.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to stop loving me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Please, don't move.

I have powers.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a spatula.

I knew you could fix it.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Business before pleasure.

You are so good to me.

I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.

It's not open.

You should disown your mother.

You are my son.

Don't ask any questions.

I know the future.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I feel cross.

You never smile.

I volunteer to eat it!

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I want you to be mellow.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

I just want a water. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I am going to the wedding.

I want that chicken out of my house!

We are eager.

How dare you look at me!

I love winter in America.

I have to tell you about the bagel.

I see you are thinking.

I hate you.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You despise me.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I need to tell you about Friday.

I have the time.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Find some proof that I tricked you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm the greatest taxi-driver who ever lived.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

You should ask your mother.

We're going to need a matador.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Can I make love?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

My life is over.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I am going to the party.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

You never do what I want.

Don't get too close.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Falling in love is like doing the shopping...

We need to close it.

Let's watch the game

Gardening is good for the soul.

I heard a sound coming from the control room.

You're going to need a hammer.

I want that hamster out of my room!

I'm lucky.

I'll help.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

No one can ever know what we did.

Dammit, who left a Dr. Pepper in the bedroom?

I want you to be cheerful.

I feel brave.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I need to tell you about the walk-in freezer.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We are religious.

This room is unstable.

I know more than you realise.

Open your heart.

I have the poem.

I despise you.

I have a secret.

I can offer you a burger.

Someone's locked the door.

I knew you could turn things around.

It's not dead.

You should pay the bill.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

You are not my conscience.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You should protect your mother.

It's time to pack your bags.

You won't find it.

Stop, in the name of love.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Can I make history?

I've reported it to mother.

Be safe!

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

I am going to the grand opening.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I see you every day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take the piano and die.

I bet you know why I'm here.

When the bell rings, start singing.

You're a god.

I love autumn in Germany.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

This room is bugged.

Take this for luck.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Give me the fork.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I have the scroll.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

You could never love me.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I never really lived.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

You never have time for me.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to stop following me.

Please, be careful.

You are my reason for living.

How much luck do you have?

I'm going to need a bishop.

I have money.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

It's giving me a headache.

You should protect your father.

This looks wrong.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to hold me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I'm the only optometrist who ever lived.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

I could never need you.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Your nose has turned white.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I feel at ease.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Leave it outside.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

I want you to stop lying to me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We've only got one bullet.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Open sesame.

This is a day to remember

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Can I make dessert?

I have to tell you about the dragon.

This looks bad.

A girl needs her friends.

We're going to need a mortician.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mechanic.

Show me the ball.

Get ready to laugh.

I want you to be repentant.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

How much influence do you have?

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Take the money and die.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I have needs.

Let's watch TV!

I want you to cook for me.

You are a hero.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

You're amazing!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I can offer you a muffin.

We should start a business.

Open it here.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're magnificent.

Your nose has turned black.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I see you for who you are.

I heard weeping coming from the stable.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Can I make a movie?

Don't get mad, get even.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I love spring in Japan.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You should make peace with your father.

I want that otter out of my house!

Your ears have turned white.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you.

We need to go.

We are innovative.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about Thursday.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

This is a stick up.

I'm the worst archaeologist who ever lived.

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