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Did you fart while I was away?

I'm a ghost.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to inspire me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Let's drink

Open the door.

Your face has turned green.

We're going to need a saw.

You devil!

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

This is a day to remember

Please, don't eat that.

Get ready, or get out.

It's not safe.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

We are hopeful.

I have the gun.

Don't fool around.

We're ghosts.

I love you.

I'm the worst swordsmith who ever lived.

We're crazy.

Can I make sure?

I know the future.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'll open it.

It's giving me an error message.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I can offer you a merlot.

Show me the pickle.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Dammit, who left a squirrel in the guest room?

Throw it here.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I love spring in Canada.

Take this for luck.

You burned it on purpose.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Why do you hate me, so much?

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You lost it.

Someone's locked the door.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want that bird out of my life!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Ha-cha-cha.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

You could never need me.

You should write to your mother.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Cooking is good for the soul.

I see you are thinking.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Get ready to run.

You are a thief.

Nothing new under the sun.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You never have time for me.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I want you to stop me.

You're a god.

I volunteer as tribute!

Please, stop crying.

We need to make better decisions.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I want you to be messy.

You're never going to get away with this!

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

You monster!

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's time to go to bed.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

A girl needs her friends.

This looks wrong.

I am going to Easter.

We're no good.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'm the best cosmonaut on this planet

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You are so mean to me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Don't wait to be asked.

Let's play

Good grief!

I can offer you a carrot.

Leave it here.

It's not heavy.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I want you to stop lying to me.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You could never fascinate me.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Be safe!

Your nose has turned pink.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You are a hero.

Give me the wrench.

I have the card.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I never wanted to die.

My life is a mystery.

Delivery!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I love winter in Germany.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

You never smile.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Take this and pray.

I could never hate you.

Whoop-whoop.

It never rains but it pours.

I'm going to need a beautician.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I volunteer myself!

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

You are my teacher.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You should find your mother.

No one suspects a thing

This looks familiar.

I want you to cook for me.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Your eyes have turned blue.

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We're gods.

We're insignificant.

I'm the best doctor on this planet

It was your fault that the cat died.

You're going to need a hammer.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I need to tell you about the the liferaft.

Don't get too close.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Take the drink and go.

This room is unstable.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

It's not alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cab driver.

I never gave up hope.

This is a fine mess

I am going to the funeral.

You are perverse.

I knew you could open it.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

It's giving me a headache.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Who left a spoon in the lounge room?

Learning is like making a cake...

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I feel alone.

I know who you are.

You are not my conscience.

Did you fart last night?

Can I make up a story?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I want you to be easy.

Wisdom is like an ocean...

I have powers.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want that bunny out of my room!

We need to open it.

I've reported it to mother.

Am I dead, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Someone's in here.

This looks great.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to betray me.

We've only got one of these.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a diet Coke.

Your nose has turned red.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

Be better!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Maybe no one will notice

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You are a godsend.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are my favourite.

I never listened.

This room is bugged.

You're going to need a soldier.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

It's not in.

I'm a god.

My life is cursed.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You are so good to me.

All you need is love.

Crime is like a river...

You will always despise me.

You are lonely.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

When I was little, I wanted to be a navigator.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

A boy needs his own room.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I'll watch.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Open sesame.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I have the knife.

I can offer you a job.

Please, stop laughing.

Who left an icecream in the guest room?

I want you to be disloyal.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm the best gravedigger who ever lived.

I love spring in France.

The first thing to consider is safety.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Can I make mistakes?

Am I coming with you, or not?

I'm going to need a fork.

Put it here.

Someone's watching us.

I can offer you a wine.

We need to play.

Why do you love me, so much?

Leave it to the professionals.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Be yourself!

I volunteer to eat it!

I can't find my water anywhere.

Get ready for this.

I see you know what to do.

You are so kind to me.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I feel foolish.

You're a ghost.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This is a stick up.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I have to tell you about the the escape-pod.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Sound the alarm!

You're going to pay!

No pain, no gain.

I never hurt anybody.

This room is shrinking.

It's time to go.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Who left a can opener in the wardrobe?

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard weeping coming from the chapel.

You're going to need a clockmaker.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I could never want you.

No one can ever know the truth.

Throw me the shovel.

You never do what I want.

I knew you could live like this.

You are an inspiration.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You should protect your father.

I am going to the grand opening.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Someone's coming this way.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I want you to stop following me.

I have faith.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

It's going to be okay

I love winter in Spain.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I'm the best mayor on this planet

I'm trying to care.

We need to unite.

Can I make a cake?

Dating is like applying for a job...

Take this with you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

You want me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

This looks peculiar.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I want that rat out of my life!

Please, don't touch that.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Leave it outside.

We've only got one hope.

I know where you were.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Your lips have turned spotted.

This is a fine ship

I want you to be pugnacious.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I see you let yourself in.

I'll keep guard.

I feel hopeful.

You are not my mother.

Your face has turned purple.

I never felt so alone.

Take the piano and die.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to listen to me.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the well.

It's time to pack your bags.

I can't find my apple juice anywhere.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm cursed.

Patience is a virtue

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's not for sale.

Can I make each day count?

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I've reported it to the press.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

We need to eat.

You fascinate me.

Good morning!

You're coming with me!

I want you to stop blaming me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You never stop to think.

I will always need you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

My love, it's delicious.

This room is haunted.

When the party starts, remain calm.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I have the scroll.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Laughter is like a multi-choice quiz...

I need to tell you about the martini.

Okay, who left a bratwurst in the garage?

I know more than you realise.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

We're the same person.

I want you to help me.

Hey, watch me dance.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

I can offer you a mojito.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

My life is over.

You are my reason for living.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I want that lion out of my car!

I see you have done this before.

It's not dead.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Take the money and leave.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to be moody.

You could never love me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

This is the right time to be alone.

I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.

We are alone.

I feel deceitful.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Did you eat at work?

Can I make certain?

We're magnificent.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beekeeper.

Show me the can opener.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You are a liar.

Show no mercy

I'll get ready.

How dare you look at me!

A boy needs love.

Dating is like opening a gift...

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You broke it.

I love autumn in China.

I could never despise you.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Take this with water.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

I want to tell you about the philanthropist.

You're going to need a DJ.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

You're under arrest!

Get ready to die.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I'm the greatest detective who ever lived.

I volunteer to go!

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I have lost the will to live.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

I heard a howl coming from the office.

I feel ticklish.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Hope is like a spring day...

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I want you to read to me.

You never take me seriously.

I am going to Christmas.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'll get it.

Did you fart just now?

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

It's giving me hope.

You are wise.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Who left a doll in the dungeon?

This is the worst time to be here.

Someone's listening.

This looks bad.

We need to go.

I need to tell you about Easter.

Your nose has turned brown.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I need to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

I want you to be considerate.

I'm going to need a clown.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

You're special.

My life matters.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

I love winter in Japan.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You should ask your father.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Good night!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Today is the day

I feel warm.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

I see you came prepared.

You angel!

I know what happened.

Can I make lunch?

I want you to stop tricking me.

My love, it's dead.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Hopes are like chocolate...

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I should think about this.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to be offensive.

You're going down!

I'm alone in the universe.

Hope is like a mountain...

I have time.

I'll listen.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Give it here.

I heard a sound coming from the studio.

Please, don't take that.

A boy needs a job.

Good luck!

The longest journey starts with a single step.

We are scared.

When I was little, I wanted to be a plumber.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I never could make up my mind.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Did you fart this morning?

I despise you.

We should hide.

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

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