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Who left a spoon in the kitchen?

You can have it.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

We are superficial.

Your ears have turned white.

Get ready to laugh.

You are so good to me.

Let's go

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Show me the knife.

It was your fault that the crops died.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

This room is unstable.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

How dare you smile at me!

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Leave it until morning.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You never smile.

I've reported it to mother.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Take this with water.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We're cursed.

I am going to Christmas.

You're really something!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

This is a stick up.

This looks bad.

You're a god.

I feel envious.

Just try not to cry

My life is a mystery.

We need to unite.

I volunteer as tribute!

I can offer you a Coke.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

You burned it on purpose.

We should vote.

You angel!

You're going to need a director.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

My love, it's alive.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I can offer you a job.

I'll help.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

You are a liar.

I want you to marry me.

I love autumn in Japan.

I want you to stop loving me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Be careful!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Leave it to the professionals.

Someone's in here.

I never listened.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You will always need me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You want it.

I knew you could survive.

You should find your father.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I'm the best tailor who ever lived.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Open the curtains.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Good luck!

You are so nice to me.

I want you to be generous.

I volunteer to go!

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I know more than you realise.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

You never sing anymore.

I could never want you.

I have lost the will to live.

I see you let yourself in.

He was unconscious when I found him.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Take the drink and die.

I can't find my saké anywhere.

Time to shine

A girl needs money.

I'm trying to win.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

This is a fine ship

Please, stop crying.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm crazy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

Can I make it count?

I have the gun.

It's not easy.

It's time to make lunch.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

You are my teacher.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

This looks interesting.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're a ghost.

We're gods.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to document my trip to China.

My life is over.

I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?

Did you get lucky last night?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to be pugnacious.

This is the perfect time to be here.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Put it here.

You should make peace with your father.

I feel happy.

Get ready, or get out.

You should quit.

Be safe!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I want you to stop lying to me.

We need to play.

Why do you love me, so much?

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are appreciative.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I have a secret.

I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You're amazing!

Take the piano and go.

I've reported it to the President.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to cook for me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

A girl needs her friends.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You hate me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Your eyes have turned red.

You are so mean to me.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Your ego is like a picnic in the park...

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Don't fool around.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Who left a knife in the guest room?

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

You are a twit.

Throw me the bagel.

I'm going to need a beautician.

I want that chicken out of my room!

I want to tell you about Thursday.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Dare to dream

Find some proof that they fooled you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

How dare you laugh at me!

Your nose has turned grey.

I have money.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am going to Easter.

We need to make better decisions.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

You never say what you're thinking.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I love winter in Germany.

I see you every day.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

The first thing to consider is safety.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I'm going to need a can opener.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You're cursed.

You want me.

I never gave up hope.

We should hide.

A girl needs her space.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I'm the worst beggar who ever lived.

I have the card.

Leave it outside.

I can offer you a martini.

Your eyes have turned orange.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I feel sweaty.

We are wise.

When the party starts, start crying.

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

My life matters.

I want that puppy out of my house!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

It's not dead.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

I want you to be proud.

We're going to need a farmer.

I could never love you.

You should find your mother.

Get ready to run.

Who left an ukulele in the library?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'm lucky.

Can I make the world better?

I know where you were.

You're coming with me!

Your nose has turned brown.

We need to go.

I am going to the grand opening.

This is crazy

You never do what I want.

I can offer you a wine.

No one can ever know that I like you

This looks wrong.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to read to me.

A boy needs a job.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Please, don't drink that.

We're ghosts.

Take the drink and leave.

There are two sides to every question.

I need to tell you about the sasquatch.

You are not my type.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Throw me the screwdriver.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You are stupefied.

Hey, watch me smile.

I need you.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

Good morning!

Throw it here.

We've only got one chance.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

I'm trying to believe you.

Your opinion is like a summer's day...

Get ready for this.

I want you to be fatigued.

I'm a ghost.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

How dare you look at me!

We're going to need a chemist.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'll watch.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Can I make noises?

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

I love spring in Canada.

Maybe no one will notice

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want that cat out of my life!

I'm weird.

I volunteer myself!

This is the worst time to be happy.

I feel amused.

Who left a lemonade in the garage?

I'm the only fishmonger who ever lived.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Please, lie down.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You could never need me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're under arrest!

I have to tell you about the magician.

I have powers.

I see you have done this before.

I want you to stop looking at me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You should vote.

Ha-cha-cha.

Let's get it

I never really lived.

It's not in.

It's time to go.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Take the money and die.

Sound the alarm!

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

My life means nothing.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You should ask your mother.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

It's giving me a headache.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I volunteer to eat it!

Can I make magic?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

I'll get it.

Show me the screwdriver.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I heard a sound coming from the closet.

Please, give me that.

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

You know it.

You are never too old to learn.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

It's now or never

Don't just stand there.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I have the letter.

I love summer in Ireland.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Someone's having a bad day.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Whoop-whoop.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Delivery!

I want you to kiss me.

Death is like a piano...

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

This looks nice.

This room is bugged.

You never stop to think.

I never loved you.

I want to tell you about Friday.

You should pay the bill.

You are my everything.

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

You are a hero.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Let's play

You should call your father.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I have faith.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You monster!

Good night!

Who left a fox in the laundry?

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Show me the kite.

I'm the worst dressmaker on this planet

This is a day to remember

I want you to be busy.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Once a thief, always a thief.

I'm trying to care.

I can offer you a Guinness.

Please, don't touch that.

It's giving me an error message.

I love spring in Spain.

You're insignificant.

I'll open it.

You could never hate me.

You are an idiot.

When the door opens, hide.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I should pay the bill.

I never felt so alone.

Give it here.

Open sesame.

I've reported it to the police.

I want that frog out of my life!

I am hurt.

I feel helpless.

You're never going to get away with this!

You are so kind to me.

How much courage do you have?

Cooking is good for the soul.

Darling, it's dead.

I'm going to need an impersonator.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

If you don't want it, put it back.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

This looks great.

Who left a skateboard in the basement?

Can I make a list?

Take the piano and die.

You're going to need a knife.

I could never hate you.

Be better!

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I'm a god.

Don't get too close.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I want to tell you about the teacher.

I'll keep guard.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I have the knife.

I love summer in India.

I want you to be placid.

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I knew you could fix it.

Let's dance

Your face has turned yellow.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

We're lucky.

This is the right time to be here.

I can offer you a good price.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Throw me the apple.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Open the door.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

You are forceful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

We need to make out.

This looks odd.

I want you to look at me.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You lost it.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You are not my son.

I can't find my water anywhere.

You should protect your father.

Can I make it better?

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Take the drink and go.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

A girl needs her grandfather.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are a thief.

Who left a doll in the barn?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a ditch digger.

I love spring in Australia.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'm the only governor who ever lived.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

It's almost over

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I see you are thinking.

Your nose has turned red.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

When the lights go out, hide.

I have the scroll.

It's not safe.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Show me the wrench.

I feel thrilled.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

Open your heart.

Take this for luck.

Running for office is like doing housework...

We're the same person.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Stop, in the name of love.

Can I make progress?

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You need me.

You dropped it.

I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.

We've only got one hope.

Someone's locked the door.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

Let's watch the game

A boy needs discipline.

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