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Winners don't quit
I have the scroll.
Hand me the guitar.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Hey, watch me leave.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
How dare you look at me!
You're amazing!
Be better!
I know the future.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
This is the right time to be happy.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Good night!
We need to make out.
It's not right.
You are worried.
You are so good to me.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
This is a fine ship
I want that crocodile out of my car!
You will always want me.
I never listened.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Get ready to dance.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Delivery!
I want you to marry me.
It's time to make lunch.
We've only got one bullet.
We're ghosts.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Please, don't drink that.
I'm the worst shepherd who ever lived.
Drop it here.
This room is bugged.
I see you are thinking.
Open the curtains.
Your tongue has turned orange.
You want it.
Take the drink and leave.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
I can offer you a job.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm a ghost.
You are a thief.
Someone's in here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You are my love.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
You're going to need a spatula.
I feel devious.
I'll get ready.
When the door opens, start crying.
You are frivolous.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
It's not working.
My life is cursed.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I can offer you a Schnapps.
You should ask your mother.
You never sing anymore.
No one can ever know what we did.
You monster!
This looks interesting.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are so mean to me.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Stop, in the name of love.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
It's time to pack your bags.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're special.
Get ready for this.
Don't fool around.
Leave it to the professionals.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Sorry, I have to take this.
How dare you laugh at me!
A boy needs his mother.
I never gave up hope.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're the same person.
The truth is like a picnic in the park...
When I was little, I wanted to be a deputy.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Sound the alarm!
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
All's well that ends well.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I will always love you.
Good morning!
I want you to help me.
You're crazy!
I'm going to need a yak herder.
I love winter in France.
You are sentimental.
I see you let yourself in.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
This room is shrinking.
Please, stay where you are.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
I want that panda out of my life!
I can offer you a good price.
You're going to need a knife.
I feel cynical.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I am going to the wedding.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Throw me the bread-stick.
Can I make noises?
We've only got one of these.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm the only translator who ever lived.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You should listen to your mother.
You are a liar.
We need to go.
It's giving me hope.
Let's get it
This looks suspicious.
I'm a god.
She was unconscious when I found her.
My life matters.
Take the piano and go.
Be safe!
Take this with you.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
We're gods.
You angel!
You crashed the car on purpose.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Don't ask any questions.
I've reported it to mother.
I can offer you an icecream.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You could never want me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I'm trying to understand.
A boy needs boundaries.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I have powers.
Good grief!
We're going to need a can opener.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
I have the need, the need for speed.
I feel satisfied.
Can I make an effort?
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bonecarver.
I can't find my house anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
I should hide.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I heard a howl coming from the stable.
I want you to inspire me.
Please, stop shouting.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I'll be here, if you need me.
Hey, watch me smile.
Plug it in here.
You're under arrest!
You're a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I hate you.
Open the bottle.
Be yourself!
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Who left a banana in the lobby?
Let's play
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
You're lucky.
We are peaceful.
You need me.
A girl needs her grandfather.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Did you get lucky at work?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is the worst time to be here.
You should protect your father.
I'm the greatest paramedic who ever lived.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
If you're done, we'll get started.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
You broke it.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I feel at ease.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
I have lost the will to live.
I'm going to need a captain.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
You should start a business.
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of water.
I want you to betray me.
I am going to the grand opening.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Please, sit down.
You never have time for me.
Put it here.
You burned it on purpose.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Show me the saw.
I want that penguin out of my car!
Leave it until morning.
I know where you were.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
We're magnificent.
This is the right time to be angry.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You're going to pay!
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
You are a hero.
I want you to be complaining.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open your heart.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
We need to play.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I need you.
A girl needs her mother.
You should go to the police.
This looks odd.
I want you to stop following me.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
Today is the day
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Can I make room?
I love winter in Brazil.
I'm the greatest scientist on this planet
How dare you look down your nose at me!
My life means nothing.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
Take this with water.
Get ready to run.
Take the drink and go.
We are liberal.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You love me.
You are my mother.
You found it.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
I have the will.
It's not mine.
I never loved you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Good luck!
I know what to do.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'll wait here.
I want that zebra out of my room!
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Please, lie down.
I want you to be humble.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Dammit, who left a saw in the bedroom?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
The truth is like a mountain...
Someone's listening.
You're going to need a shovel.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We've only got one life.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This looks edible.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I am misguided.
This room is haunted.
I heard laughter coming from the studio.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
The first thing to consider is safety.
Show me the skateboard.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I feel disgusting.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
My love, it's dead.
Hey, watch me dance.
My life is a mystery.
You are not my favourite.
I'm trying to believe you.
You never smile.
It's not open.
We should quit.
We're cursed.
I know what happened.
Give it here.
Let's go
Learning is like turning on a radio...
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I want you to be ravenous.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I could never despise you.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Please, don't eat that.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Can I make a mess?
When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.
A boy needs his father.
Who left a milkshake in the lobby?
I want to tell you about the wedding.
You are an artist.
You're going to need a spoon.
I can offer you a banana.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You could never fascinate me.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Your lips have turned brown.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
This looks familiar.
Just breathe
Someone's watching us.
I see you have done this before.
It's giving me an error message.
I want that bird out of my car!
I feel weak.
We are regimental.
Life is like a beautiful song...
I'm the best gondolier on this planet
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I have money.
I'm trying to save you.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
It's not in.
You know it.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Let's drink
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
You are my daughter.
I want you to read to me.
You're a god.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Leave it alone.
I know more than you realise.
I've reported it to the President.
I'll sit on it.
This room is unstable.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Can I make a contribution?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Did you eat today?
Your tongue has turned black.
You are a godsend.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I want you to be empty.
We need to order pizza.
You are so nice to me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I see you every day.
Your ears have turned grey.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Please, stop crying.
I can't find my fly anywhere.
You are shaky.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I'm the greatest firefighter who ever lived.
How dare you smile at me!
I volunteer to go!
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's not going to fit.
I have the knife.
You devil!
You should buy a lottery ticket.
This looks nice.
I love winter in Spain.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I'm trying to win.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You're going to need a DJ.
I want that duck out of my life!
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I've reported it to the press.
This is the worst time to be angry.
You never listen.
Leave it outside.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want you to be foolish.
You are my inspiration.
I need to tell you about the smoothie.
You're really something!
We're alone in the universe.
Your eyes have turned orange.
You should disown your father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
As you sow, so you shall reap.
We need to close it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Did you get lucky this morning?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm the worst garbage collector who ever lived.
I can offer you a beer.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to kill me.
Please, wait here.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
When I was little, I wanted to be a singer.
You will always fascinate me.
Throw it here.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I could never love you.
Don't get too close.
I love fall in France.
You can have it.
I volunteer myself!
I feel creative.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I am original.
I'm special.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
I'm going to need a hairdresser.
Take this for luck.
I want to tell you about the carrot.
I never hurt anybody.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I want you to be arrogant.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Money is the root of all evil.
I can offer you a pickle.
Who left a cow in the lobby?
I've reported it to the police.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
A girl needs confidence.
I'm the only jockey who ever lived.
This is a stick up.
Your eyes have turned red.
How much money do you have?
Darling, it's so expensive.
I have a secret.
We need to make better decisions.
Wealth is like a mountain...
It's time to go.
Be careful!
I heard a voice coming from the control room.
I want that duck out of my room!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Hey, watch me move.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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