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Winners don't quit

I'm going to need a sheepshearer.

I can offer you a good price.

Get ready to laugh.

I'm alone in the universe.

Take the piano and leave.

I'm the only wizard on this planet

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You never smile.

Don't just stand there.

Can I make a plan?

When I was little, I wanted to be a marine.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

I volunteer as tribute!

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Wisdom is like a mountain...

Open the curtains.

I want you to be good-natured.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are my father.

Delivery!

You angel!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I know the future.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I'll listen.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Your cheeks have turned white.

I feel determined.

I've reported it to the President.

This room is haunted.

I want that turtle out of my car!

Be careful!

This is a day to remember

My life is cursed.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to stop tickling me.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

We're the same person.

You can have it.

Who left an icecream in the bathroom?

I have faith.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I can offer you a whiskey.

I never hurt anybody.

You are so nice to me.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Throw me the ball.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Good luck!

I knew you could survive.

Take this with water.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

This looks great.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to betray me.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I have the poem.

I'm a god.

Get ready to dance.

You never stop to think.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Please, come closer.

I love summer in France.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Don't get too close.

Plug it in here.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We're going to need a spatula.

I want you to be obedient.

I'm trying to understand.

Let's go

I am heroic.

You are the best person I have ever met.

It's time to go to bed.

I see you have done this before.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

It's giving me an error message.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

We need to unite.

I feel cynical.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Patience is a virtue

I want that kitten out of my room!

Be safe!

I'm the greatest peddlar on this planet

I want you to stop smelling me.

Your lips have turned spotted.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Just sitting is good for the soul.

We're no good.

We should go to the police.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I want you to love me.

Good grief!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You are my mother.

You know it.

You are a godsend.

Give me the knife.

I've reported it to the police.

We've only got one option.

A girl needs her father.

This room is bugged.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

He was unconscious when I found him.

You burned it on purpose.

I'm going to need a cobbler.

Whoop-whoop.

I never wanted to die.

Sound the alarm!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I volunteer myself!

I want to tell you about the punch.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I want you to be oppressed.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

I have lost the will to live.

I love summer in India.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I'll watch.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Your fear is like a beautiful melody...

You're going down!

Please, stop smoking.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Can I make noises?

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want that goat out of my house!

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

You're going to need a lot of money.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm the only sailor who ever lived.

You're insignificant.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

The first thing to consider is safety.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

You never take me seriously.

Someone's locked the door.

We need to make out.

Take the money and leave.

Leave it outside.

My life means nothing.

How dare you look at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I am going to the grand opening.

Open your heart.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the label came off.

You are so kind to me.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I'm going to need a scientist.

We're going to need a knife.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.

You are not my conscience.

You should protect your father.

Learning is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

You should think about this.

Don't fool around.

Needs must when the devil drives.

I can't find my egg nog anywhere.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I've reported it to mother.

Crime is like a piano...

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I have time.

It's almost over

We're special.

Who left an umbrella in the closet?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Take this for luck.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Am I dead, or not?

I am ashamed.

You will always despise me.

I volunteer to go!

This is the right time to be afraid.

I can offer you a job.

We need to order pizza.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to be alone.

I am going to the party.

I want to tell you about Monday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.

I want you to kiss me.

Your tongue has turned brown.

My love, it's delicious.

I know math.

You never do what I want.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

A boy needs money.

You're a ghost.

This is a fine ship

Sorry, I have to take this.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

You made me cry on purpose.

I see you know what to do.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Hate is like a violin...

I love winter in India.

Can I make sense?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I'm no good.

My life is over.

Someone's listening.

You are a genius.

Get ready to run.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

This looks peculiar.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

I'm the best firefighter who ever lived.

You are not my mother.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Take this and pray.

You're coming with me!

We need to stay.

Take the money and go.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I am going to Christmas.

You fascinate me.

I feel maternal.

You need it.

I need to tell you about the laundry.

Put it here.

We should quit.

I am reactive.

I want you to be self-indulgent.

This is the right time to be alone.

Let's drink

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know the truth.

I just want an ale. What's wrong with that?

You are my reason for living.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Who left a knife in the corridor?

We're going to need a saw.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I want that tiger out of my life!

I want you to stop blaming me.

Be better!

When the lights go out, start crying.

I have needs.

Your nose has turned yellow.

I have the time.

It's time to make lunch.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Please, sit down.

You're magnificent.

Did you eat just now?

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I love summer in Canada.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pastor.

Don't ask any questions.

It's not right.

Get ready to die.

Your eyes have turned purple.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I will always despise you.

Hey, watch me move.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I am mannerless.

This looks suspicious.

You are an inspiration.

Hope is like a camera...

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Why do you love me, so much?

Whatever happens, don't panic

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I know what to do.

How dare you smile at me!

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to cook for me.

A girl needs love.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Show me the fork.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Open sesame.

Dammit, who left a spoon in the bedroom?

I have to tell you about the macchiato.

Please, come in.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

It's time to go.

I feel nervous.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I never wanted this.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I have 20-20 vision.

We've only got one life.

I'm the worst sage who ever lived.

I want that frog out of my house!

I want you to be superstitious.

I am going to Easter.

I see you let yourself in.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

You never sing anymore.

You're a god.

Your lips have turned black.

I've reported it to the press.

Friendship is like a summer's day...

I'm insignificant.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Take the drink and die.

You're going to need a wrench.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I can't find my zebra anywhere.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop me.

You can't have it.

You're going to pay!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I know what happened.

It was my fault that the show was cancelled.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Open the window.

It has to work

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I'm going to need a diplomat.

I'll open it.

I have the scroll.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

We're ghosts.

You devil!

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Please, don't touch that.

This looks familiar.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are not my son.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Okay, who left an ukulele in the chapel?

Leave it here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want that goat out of my car!

I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I'm the greatest clown on this planet

We need to make a plan.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Be yourself!

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to be organized.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Your lips have turned stripey.

We are grief.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

It's not alive.

Take the piano and die.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

You won't find it.

I'm going to need a fork.

I want you to help me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You are not my daughter.

I'm trying to save you.

Time is like a beautiful song...

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I heard a sound coming from the lobby.

You are my only hope.

I'm going to need a mason.

I feel skeptical.

We've only got one chance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Please, stop shouting.

I hate you.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I can't find my goose anywhere.

I want that crocodile out of my house!

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is crazy

Give it here.

Good morning!

I want you to clean up after me.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Eating is good for the soul.

I see you are thinking.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I am dedicated.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Leave it until morning.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Please, don't move.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Let's eat

I have the gun.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I heard a noise coming from the garage.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

When I was little, I wanted to be a butcher.

I never could make up my mind.

It's not easy.

Someone's watching us.

A girl needs boundaries.

Drop it here.

I want that wombat out of my house!

You're going to need a writer.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to be cautious.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Who left a screwdriver in the attic?

I feel forgetful.

I'm the greatest hunter who ever lived.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

Buying a house is like doing chores...

I'm trying to help.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I am logical.

I know more than you realise.

This is a stick up.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You monster!

I bet you know why I'm going.

We should ask for more money.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Stupid is as stupid does.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I can offer you a cocktail.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

This is the right time to be angry.

Good night!

Let's watch TV!

Take the money and die.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

I never loved you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barista.

My love, it's beautiful.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want that owl out of my house!

You never call me.

I knew you could see it through.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I'm the best chef who ever lived.

Show no mercy

When the lights go out, start singing.

You should ask your mother.

Your face has turned pink.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

We need to help each other.

I have the will.

I see you for who you are.

We're going to need a spoon.

Hand me the fork.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

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