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Gardening is all I can manage now.

Take the piano and die.

You could never want me.

Someone's watching us.

I want you to stop following me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm the only manager on this planet

I knew you could live like this.

I am going to Christmas.

How much money do you have?

Sound the alarm!

My life is cursed.

We need to order pizza.

I know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You should pay the bill.

Please, don't touch that.

Why do you hate me, so much?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's not right.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Don't just stand there.

Leave it alone.

I want that bird out of my house!

You made me cry on purpose.

I want to tell you about the chief of police.

I want you to be festive.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

I can offer you a job.

You know it.

You are so mean to me.

This is a stick up.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

We're gods.

Hey, watch me smile.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Good luck!

Open your heart.

I'm special.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

I want you to clean up after me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

I never could make up my mind.

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Stop, in the name of the law.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm a ghost.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs discipline.

Who left a cocktail in the lobby?

I'm trying to leave.

You should disown your father.

I have the card.

You're going to need an architect.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

We've only got one life.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You never do what I want.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Your cheeks have turned red.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Darling, it's so shiny.

How dare you look at me!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Life is like a river...

Give me the screwdriver.

I despise you.

I see you let yourself in.

We should think about this.

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

This looks suspicious.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's giving me hope.

I feel trustworthy.

My life means nothing.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want that seal out of my house!

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

Can I make art?

Find some proof that he lied to you.

We're the same person.

Variety is the spice of life.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

We are disorganized.

It's not open.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I've reported it to the police.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Ha-cha-cha.

A girl needs boundaries.

You could never need me.

I never killed anyone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

This is a fine mess

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I have the poem.

Leave it outside.

Why do you love me, so much?

You should make peace with your father.

Please, tell me.

I can offer you a burger.

I'm crazy.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I want you to betray me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It's your fault that the wig came off.

We need to unite.

Take this for luck.

Let's go

You're a ghost.

You are my everything.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Your ears have turned black.

When the party starts, start singing.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Be careful!

I love fall in Japan.

Good night!

Show me the spring-roll.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Your face has turned white.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

We've only got one bullet.

Open the window.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I will always need you.

My life is a mystery.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

You angel!

A boy needs love.

I volunteer to go!

We are unhealthy.

Still waters run deep.

This room is shrinking.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I know the future.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Delivery!

Maybe no one will notice

Open it here.

We're going to need a paramedic.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You can have it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a painter.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to be guileless.

I see you know what to do.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're going to need a spatula.

I feel lonely.

Someone's coming this way.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

This looks peculiar.

We're ghosts.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want that shark out of my car!

Give me the icecream.

I'm the greatest merchant who ever lived.

Did you fart while I was away?

You should ask your father.

Be better!

I'm trying to forgive you.

I have the knife.

Please, sit down.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

We should go to the police.

Take the drink and leave.

Don't wait to be asked.

We need to stop.

Your tongue has turned orange.

I've reported it to the President.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Let's play

You are a handsome devil.

You are so good to me.

You never take me seriously.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want you to love me.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

Who left a sandwich in the wine cellar?

You are my sunshine.

I will always despise you.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

Stop, in the name of love.

I can offer you a good price.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I feel empty.

A boy needs his father.

Did you eat this morning?

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'm the greatest manicurist who ever lived.

Someone's in here.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

It's not mine.

Get ready to dance.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

This is a fine ship

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Can I make up a story?

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You are not my type.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Be yourself!

Let's watch TV!

We need to close it.

You're going down!

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

This is the worst time to be amused.

You are so nice to me.

I never wanted to die.

I want you to be cruel.

You never have time for me.

I'll listen.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I can't find my piña colada anywhere.

This looks odd.

Whoop-whoop.

You're alone in the universe.

Hey, watch me move.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a juggler.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I have to tell you about Easter.

I want you to document my trip to America.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

We should hide.

I have 20-20 vision.

My life is over.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Who left an alligator in the outhouse?

It has to work

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I love winter in Ireland.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want that hamster out of my car!

I'm a god.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the crops died.

My love, it's dead.

Get ready for this.

You need it.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

A boy needs his grandmother.

The truth is like an autumn day...

I know what happened.

I feel impatient.

You're going to need a shovel.

You should make peace with your mother.

Can I make magic?

I could never want you.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Your tongue has turned black.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We're weird.

We need to open it.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You devil!

You're going to pay!

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I'll help.

It's not going to fit.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You are a twit.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

We're going to need a greengrocer.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to be enraged.

I love spring in Japan.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I need to tell you about Easter.

I heard a noise coming from the wine cellar.

I'm the greatest exterminator on this planet

Throw me the banana.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Let's watch the game

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I can offer you a pickle.

Throw it here.

Leave it until morning.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

You want it.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Can I make connections?

This looks bad.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You're a god.

Someone's listening.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want that horse out of my life!

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Get ready to run.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I knew you could see it through.

Please, listen to me.

You should go to the police.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Darling, it's so expensive.

You are not my conscience.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I'll get ready.

Whatever happens, don't panic

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

How much time do you have?

We are poor.

We need to stay.

I am going to the funeral.

I want you to listen to me.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

No one can ever know what we did.

I have the will.

I'm alone in the universe.

Alright, who left a wrench in the dining room?

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

I volunteer myself!

We're going to need a spatula.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Open sesame.

You are a godsend.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

A girl needs her space.

I never really lived.

This is the right time to be afraid.

It's not the right size.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

You're going to need a flight attendant.

Victory is like a movie...

Get ready to die.

I want you to be crass.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You are not my favourite.

I want that cat out of my room!

You should ask for more money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Please, remain silent.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I see you smiling.

I have to tell you about the cosmonaut.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Hey, watch me dance.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Put it here.

Can I make changes?

Am I dead, or not?

You burned it on purpose.

I want you.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Good morning!

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I want you to stop blaming me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to read to me.

You could never despise me.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I feel invulnerable.

You should find your father.

It's not heavy.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'm going to need a fork.

I heard a sound coming from the library.

Winners don't quit

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I'm magnificent.

Don't ask any questions.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

How dare you laugh at me!

Please, give up while you can.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I see you have done this before.

Who left a hammer in the lounge room?

It's your fault that the plane was late.

You are not my son.

You never sing anymore.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I need to tell you about the the windmill.

I have needs.

I can offer you a Guinness.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Throw me the chair.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I need you.

I'm the only clown who ever lived.

A poor worker blames the tools.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

Take this with water.

It was my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

Leave it here.

You monster!

We need to eat.

I love fall in India.

All's well that ends well

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I'll keep guard.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You're lucky.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It's time to go to bed.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

This is the right time to be amused.

I am open-minded.

Your face has turned black.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Take the drink and die.

I know more than you realise.

I see you every day.

I volunteer as tribute!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Can I make a mess?

Who left a guitar in the outhouse?

I want that octopus out of my life!

When the lights go out, hide.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Give me the chicken wing.

I heard a noise coming from the library.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to be frightening.

Open the curtains.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

We need to make out.

I'll watch.

This room is bugged.

I want you to kill me.

I feel timid.

Take this with you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Friendship is like a bar of soap...

You should write to your mother.

Dead men tell no tales.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm the worst judge who ever lived.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I am realistic.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'm no good.

My love, it's beautiful.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

I knew you could survive.

Just breathe

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I can offer you an apple.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You are an idiot.

I love winter in England.

Fears are like chocolate...

Who left an umbrella in the kitchen?

You're going to need a sound technician.

You should quit.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want that sheep out of my car!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You're under arrest!

I'm going to need a spatula.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

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