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You want it.

Please, don't move.

Knitting is good for the soul.

You angel!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I see you are thinking.

This looks wrong.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I'm going to need a shop assistant.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Why do you love me, so much?

You never call me.

Did you eat today?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want that monkey out of my life!

We need to stay.

I have powers.

I'm cursed.

Be yourself!

I'm the best sage on this planet

She was unconscious when I found her.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You broke the vase on purpose.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

Stop, in the name of love.

I volunteer to eat it!

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Good grief!

I want you to be lying.

Hey, watch me dance.

I am going to the grand opening.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We've only got one hope.

I'll help.

I can offer you a banana milkshake.

This is a fine mess

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

You should protect your father.

You are so mean to me.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I want you to clean up after me.

I know where you were.

You are my teacher.

It's best to be on the safe side.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Who left a teddy bear in the basement?

My life matters.

You are an inspiration.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

We're going to need a knife.

You never sing anymore.

I see you came prepared.

We're the same person.

I've reported it to the President.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Give it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a singer.

I never listened.

Laughing is good for the soul.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

This looks great.

You're going to pay!

I want you to stop believing in me.

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

You're a god.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Throw me the fork.

Whoop-whoop.

Can I make chilli?

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I volunteer as tribute!

You're cursed.

Did you get lucky today?

It's time to pack your bags.

I have the letter.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I want that kangaroo out of my house!

Hey, watch me smile.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Please, give me that.

I could never hate you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Leave it until morning.

Be safe!

I'll sit on it.

How dare you laugh at me!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

You monster!

We need to make out.

I want you to be intrigued.

I am going to the party.

I want you to cook for me.

You never listen.

Get ready to die.

I know more than you realise.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Patience is a virtue

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I love fall in Ireland.

Wisdom is like a picnic at the beach...

I feel responsible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

We're ghosts.

I'm a god.

I'm the only dancer who ever lived.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I volunteer myself!

I need to tell you about the carrot.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Put it here.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You should ask your mother.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

A girl needs her own room.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Take the drink and die.

You made me cry on purpose.

We're going to need a wrench.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

It's not going to fit.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want that fly out of my house!

You are my reason for living.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We're cursed.

You will always hate me.

Someone's in here.

This room is haunted.

Getting married is like eating spaghetti...

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'll wait here.

Your eyes have turned orange.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Throw me the doll.

Please, wait here.

Don't just stand there.

It's time to go to bed.

We need to break up.

Take this with water.

I never loved you.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I'm the worst stunt double who ever lived.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I see you smiling.

I want you to be glad.

We're gods.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

I have the knife.

Who left a donkey in the bathroom?

We should quit.

I'm a ghost.

You broke it.

Just breathe

My life means nothing.

Your nose has turned yellow.

You are my only hope.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You should find your father.

My love, it's dead.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

We are disturbing.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

Did you fart yesterday?

Sound the alarm!

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Can I make up a story?

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

I feel curious.

Good morning!

It's not for sale.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I love fall in Australia.

Delivery!

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I'll listen.

You are an idiot.

Open your heart.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can't find my burger anywhere.

I never gave up hope.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Take the drink and go.

My life is cursed.

It's giving me hope.

I'm trying to understand.

No one suspects a thing

Please, stop laughing.

I want you to stop following me.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We're going to need a fortune-teller.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I'm the worst guitarist who ever lived.

Let's watch TV!

Give me the kite.

You are not my daughter.

Leave it here.

Plug it in here.

We need to help each other.

You're going to need a shovel.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like you

This room is bugged.

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

This is the right time to be amused.

Dammit, who left a kitten in the lounge room?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I've reported it to Interpol.

You will always need me.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Good night!

I can offer you a croissant.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It's time to make lunch.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Take this for luck.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I want you to be sweaty.

Don't ask any questions.

You are a hero.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Grief divided is made lighter.

You should vote.

You devil!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Did you eat yesterday?

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

I love spring in America.

I knew you could open it.

Take the piano and leave.

You found it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Someone's listening.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are vacuous.

It's not safe.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I have 20-20 vision.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You're going to need a spoon.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

No one will ever know

I'm the only police officer on this planet

I can offer you a fishcake.

I'm going to need a dictator.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I know who you are.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Alright, who left a saw in the dungeon?

You're going down!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are my everything.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I see you for who you are.

It's giving me an error message.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

Please, lie down.

I never killed anyone.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

A boy needs money.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Let's get it

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Take this with you.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Good luck!

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You never take me seriously.

How dare you look at me!

You're going to need a lot of money.

Did you get lucky just now?

I want that alligator out of my house!

You need me.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I've reported it to the press.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Someone's watching us.

You are so nice to me.

I'll open it.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I love fall in Hong Kong.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

It's not yours.

I want you to kill me.

I want to tell you about the party.

I heard laughter coming from the stable.

You are circumspect.

You're magnificent.

I should start a business.

I have money.

Ha-cha-cha.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Can I make a plan?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You are a thief.

Open sesame.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready for this.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You should ask your father.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I feel annoyed.

Stop, in the name of the law.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Did you eat at work?

I hate you.

Throw it here.

Darling, it's dead.

Charity begins at home.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I know math.

I'm the worst manicurist on this planet

Leave it to the professionals.

How dare you smile at me!

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

This is a stick up.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

You're coming with me!

I bet you know why I'm here.

You lost it.

I have the scroll.

I want that turtle out of my life!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

We are erratic.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You should make peace with your mother.

I want you to be impulsive.

A boy needs confidence.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are my sunshine.

I'll watch.

You are a godsend.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Today is the day

I want you to hold me.

I have lost the will to live.

I can offer you a burger.

Let's play

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Did you eat last night?

You are so kind to me.

I have to tell you about the juice.

My life is a mystery.

Open it here.

We need to make better decisions.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Give me the hot dog.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I feel liberated.

I knew you could fix it.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Your face has turned brown.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You're really something!

This looks bad.

I want you.

This is a day to remember

Take the piano and go.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Can I make a show?

Let's eat

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

A boy needs discipline.

Knowledge is like a picnic in the park...

I'm trying to leave.

You should find your mother.

We've only got one bullet.

I want you to love me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want that tiger out of my house!

You are a poet.

Open the door.

Alright, who left a saw in the outhouse?

I am going to Christmas.

Don't fool around.

I love winter in Spain.

I'm the worst gate-keeper who ever lived.

Did you fart this morning?

You're going to need a fork.

Be better!

You know it.

I feel pathetic.

I will always hate you.

I know what to do.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Please, come closer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...

You could never despise me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Hopes are like chocolate...

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to be blissful.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

I'm trying to forgive you.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Who left a porcupine in the waiting room?

Let's watch the game

I want you to help me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This looks suspicious.

Take the piano and die.

I am mechanical.

I want that wombat out of my house!

Darling, it's delicious.

This is crazy

Your pride is like an autumn day...

You should disown your father.

I'll keep guard.

Hand me the hammer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I volunteer to go!

We should think about this.

Your tongue has turned grey.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I'm the best hypnotist on this planet

I'm magnificent.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

You are my father.

I need to tell you about the pantry.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I want you to be power-hungry.

Hey, watch me move.

It's not mine.

I've reported it to mother.

A boy needs a job.

I want you to inspire me.

I love summer in America.

We're going to need a goldsmith.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Please, come in.

Can I make a pact?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want that deer out of my room!

We've only got one chance.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

When I was little, I wanted to be a magistrate.

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