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Drop it here.

I can offer you a banana.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Just sitting is good for the soul.

This looks bad.

You're a god.

I'm the greatest entertainer on this planet

I want you to stop me.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I am going to Thanksgiving.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You're under arrest!

You should call your mother.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You are a godsend.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Can I make it right?

You will always fascinate me.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Take the drink and leave.

I love winter in China.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I want you to stop following me.

Who left a wine in the bathroom?

It's not safe.

The end justifies the means.

I see you smiling.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We're lucky.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm trying to win.

This room is haunted.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Good grief!

Dying is like changing a light bulb...

How dare you look at me!

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

We need to make a plan.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

It was your fault that the train was late.

Sound the alarm!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

You dropped it.

Be yourself!

I want that rabbit out of my life!

Take this with you.

Someone's listening.

I feel frisky.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

My life is cursed.

You should find your mother.

I have the poem.

I love you.

I have to tell you about the sleuth.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to marry me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can offer you a job.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Can I make up a story?

Darling, it's alive.

I have 20-20 vision.

Plug it in here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Get ready, or get out.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

When the party starts, start crying.

Your cheeks have turned white.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I am going to Christmas.

Let's watch TV!

You're a ghost.

Show me the umbrella.

I'm the best ambassador who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

This is a fine mess

I know what to do.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Maybe no one will notice

I see you every day.

Alright, who left a kite in the kitchen?

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

I love fall in Japan.

Don't fool around.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You're crazy.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Why do you love me, so much?

You angel!

You never sing anymore.

I'm trying to save you.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You should protect your mother.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I want you to be scheming.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Be safe!

You are not my son.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want that whale out of my house!

Open the curtains.

You're going to need a computer programmer.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I never hurt anybody.

You fascinate me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I can't find my moose anywhere.

I feel tenacious.

It's not easy.

I should ask for more money.

We need to play.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I knew you could open it.

I have the time.

Good luck!

Take the piano and go.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are an idiot.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Let's dance

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to stop loving me.

I have powers.

A girl needs her mother.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Throw me the carrot.

I know math.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are my favourite.

Can I make it through?

We're gods.

I volunteer to go!

I'm a ghost.

I am going to Easter.

Someone's watching us.

Get ready to die.

I heard a noise coming from the living room.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I'm the greatest carpenter who ever lived.

You never do what I want.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are so good to me.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.

It's time to make lunch.

It's giving me hope.

I'm going to need a lifeguard.

I want you to look at me.

It's not going to fit.

I'm no good.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We should go to the police.

This is a stick up.

I never felt so alone.

Leave it alone.

It's your fault that the label came off.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Please, tell me.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Your ears have turned purple.

I will always hate you.

You monster!

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I have a secret.

I have the scroll.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Give me the saw.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Let's eat

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Don't wait to be asked.

You should disown your father.

You want it.

Take the drink and die.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This looks edible.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Take this and pray.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

A boy needs his father.

I feel outrageous.

Be better!

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Knitting is good for the soul.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

It's going to be okay

You never have time for me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Delivery!

You're crazy!

I want that puppy out of my life!

We're ghosts.

Leave it here.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I know who you are.

I volunteer as tribute!

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I never gave up hope.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Open your heart.

I want you to kiss me.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You will always love me.

My life is a mystery.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Someone's having a bad day.

I've reported it to the press.

You are a thief.

Don't get too close.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

If you're done, we'll get started.

Take this for luck.

This room is shrinking.

Hey, watch me dance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I want you to be bold.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Take the money and leave.

It's giving me an error message.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You're alone in the universe.

We need to break up.

Who left a chair in the library?

I want to tell you about the Gatorade.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I feel destructive.

Success is like a piano...

This looks odd.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

I knew you could live like this.

I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.

You are so kind to me.

Good morning!

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

I know what happened.

When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.

Get ready to dance.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You can't take it with you.

Let's drink

Don't just stand there.

It's not right.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

It's time to pack your bags.

I see you let yourself in.

Your ears have turned spotted.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Please, stop laughing.

I love fall in Hong Kong.

Can I make an igloo?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I am going to the grand opening.

We're going to need an exotic dancer.

You are an artist.

I want that seal out of my room!

You devil!

Friendship is like a river...

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I want you to be uneasy.

Dating is like writing an I.O.U...

Leave it outside.

I'm the best model on this planet

Take the piano and leave.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

We're crazy.

Who left a water in the bedroom?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the President.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

It's giving me grief.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know the truth.

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You are so nice to me.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I knew you could see it through.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are impressive.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Someone's in here.

I want to tell you about the spring-roll.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I see you know what to do.

We're going to need a mason.

You are my daughter.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I'm a god.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Alright, who left a cocktail in the attic?

I want that tortoise out of my house!

I can offer you a burger.

We've only got one of these.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I feel old.

Open the bottle.

I have lost the will to live.

Can I make a robot?

You are not my mother.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Hey, watch me smile.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Please, lie down.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's not ready.

You made me cry on purpose.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I'll get it.

I want you to clean up after me.

Your ears have turned blue.

Give me the knife.

Throw it here.

Your face has turned red.

We are transparent.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Get ready to run.

Finding a job is like brushing your hair...

We need to go.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You found it.

I love autumn in Spain.

All you need is love.

I'm going to need a courier.

You never smile.

I feel shy.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I bet you know why I'm going.

You're cursed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beekeeper.

I volunteer to eat it!

Let's go

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You should write to your father.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

This is a fine ship

I can offer you a bagel.

Alright, who left a chair in the garage?

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Fears are like chocolate...

We're the same person.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

Someone's locked the door.

You are a handsome devil.

It's giving me a headache.

I never wanted to die.

I want you to hold me.

Did you eat yesterday?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Open the window.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are my teacher.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Hey, watch me leave.

You never stop to think.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Your nose has turned green.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I want you to be selfless.

I am incensed.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Patience is a virtue

I want you to stop tickling me.

I feel deceitful.

I want that tiger out of my life!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I'll sit on it.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You lost it.

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

I'm going to need a saw.

I'm weird.

My life means nothing.

Ha-cha-cha.

You're coming with me!

Reading is good for the soul.

I can offer you a carrot.

Who left a knife in the lounge room?

I have to tell you about the tailor.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

I want you to cook for me.

Can I make a treehouse?

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I'm going to need a tattooist.

You are my inspiration.

I'm the only bricklayer on this planet

We need to eat.

I know where you were.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Give me the hammer.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I have the gun.

I want you to be confused.

All's well that ends well

I never loved you.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Open sesame.

Who left a doll in the lobby?

I want that lobster out of my house!

I can't find my cheetah anywhere.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I'll get ready.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

A boy needs a job.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

This room is unstable.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

Take the piano and die.

I can offer you a croissant.

Get ready to laugh.

You can have it.

You're going to need a spoon.

You're going to need a boatbuilder.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

You should quit.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fishmonger.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Your cheeks have turned red.

I see you are thinking.

You are my everything.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

It's time to go to bed.

I am going to the wedding.

Please, remain silent.

I'm the only model who ever lived.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to betray me.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

We are mournful.

We're weird.

Love is like a camera...

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Show me the doll.

When the door opens, start crying.

Your tongue has turned black.

We need to make out.

Open the door.

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