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This is a stick up.
Get ready, or get out.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Let's play
Reading is good for the soul.
I never loved you.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Leave it outside.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I want you to help me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I can offer you a long white.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Sound the alarm!
I have 20-20 vision.
Please, stop crying.
Stop, in the name of love.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
A boy needs his father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a graphic artist.
I volunteer myself!
You know it.
This looks odd.
You're a god.
Delivery!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You burned it on purpose.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I knew you could make up your mind.
We need to open it.
You monster!
I want you to stop believing in me.
We're the same person.
It's giving me a headache.
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
I know where you were.
Hey, watch me move.
Who left a slice of pizza in the basement?
It's not dead.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I'll keep guard.
I am compassionate.
We're magnificent.
Good night!
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
This room is unstable.
You never sing anymore.
Be careful!
You're coming with me!
How much luck do you have?
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
You could never hate me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I'm the best choreographer on this planet
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're going to need a fork.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I have to tell you about the comedian.
I feel competitive.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
Cooking is good for the soul.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I bet you know why I'm going.
Take the drink and go.
Sorry, I have to take this.
How dare you smile at me!
I want that giraffe out of my life!
I'm trying to open it.
Leave it here.
Your face has turned red.
No one will ever know
I can offer you a sandwich.
Throw me the bike.
This looks bad.
I'm a ghost.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You are my son.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I have the card.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.
I can offer you a job.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Did you get lucky last night?
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You broke it.
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
I've reported it to mother.
Your lips have turned grey.
No one can ever know that I survived.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
You are a godsend.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
This is a fine mess
Someone's having a bad day.
I see you for who you are.
You want me.
We're gods.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
My life is a mystery.
Good grief!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's not working.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lighthouse-keeper.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You should call your mother.
We're insignificant.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I am going to the wedding.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I'm going to need a dressmaker.
Your tongue has turned orange.
How dare you laugh at me!
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
This looks great.
I will always need you.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I know what to do.
Give me the burger.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Take this and pray.
I'll wait here.
I should ask for more money.
I'm the only tax collector who ever lived.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
It's giving me an error message.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want that fish out of my life!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
A girl needs her friends.
I want you to kill me.
Who left a ball in the laundry?
Leave it alone.
You're a ghost.
You're crazy!
Let's watch the game
Throw it here.
I feel afraid.
I can offer you a milkshake.
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Open the door.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Someone's locked the door.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to be alarmed.
We need to stop.
You want it.
Good morning!
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
It's your fault that the train was late.
I'm trying to win.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'll watch.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We're going to need a can opener.
You're going to need a computer programmer.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I am going to the funeral.
I'm the greatest referee on this planet
Darling, it's beautiful.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I could never hate you.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I know math.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You should find your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Please, look at me.
You will always despise me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I never really lived.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
I feel extraordinary.
This room is bugged.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Let's get it
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I love spring in France.
You're amazing!
Take the money and die.
You angel!
I want you to stop loving me.
I can offer you an icecream.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are my mother.
It's time to go to bed.
I need to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
Who left an ukulele in the bathroom?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I'll help.
We are inhibited.
Dare to dream
Where there's a will, there's a way.
It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.
You dropped it.
A girl needs love.
I see you are thinking.
Get ready to dance.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
How dare you look at me!
Be better!
I bet you know why I'm here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Take this for luck.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Can I make sushi?
I want you to be skillful.
I have money.
I want you to clean up after me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Your tongue has turned grey.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Someone's watching us.
I'm the best truck driver on this planet
Am I under arrest, or not?
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Your ears have turned brown.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I want that fish out of my house!
I'm going to need a shovel.
I heard a voice coming from the walk-in freezer.
Don't upset your father, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Crime is like a mountain...
It's giving me hope.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I know more than you realise.
You're alone in the universe.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Did you get lucky at work?
This is a day to remember
I'm going to need a sniper.
This room is shrinking.
You are my favourite.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Just be yourself
I want to tell you about the werewolf.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Throw me the bratwurst.
Get ready for this.
No one can ever know that I like you
You crashed the car on purpose.
Okay, who left a fork in the dungeon?
I am going to Easter.
Ha-cha-cha.
You are a hero.
I feel ashamed.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You never smile.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Drop it here.
I need to tell you about the party.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to cook for me.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Nine tailors make a man.
I'm the greatest dancer on this planet
I knew you could turn things around.
I can offer you a wine.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I never gave up hope.
Someone's in here.
A boy needs his mother.
You're going to need a spoon.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Can I make bubbles?
We've only got one of these.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Take the drink and die.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
It's not yours.
We need to go.
You are so mean to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
I'm a god.
I see you smiling.
Hand me the hammer.
Did you eat just now?
I could never want you.
Please, give me that.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Your nose has turned grey.
This is a fine ship
I can offer you a good price.
I have the time.
You are hardworking.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
A poor worker blames the tools.
My life is over.
You should protect your mother.
I want you to be conscientious.
We're ghosts.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
You never do what I want.
It's time to pack your bags.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Winners don't quit
I'm crazy.
Someone's coming this way.
I want that pony out of my room!
I'm the only receptionist who ever lived.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I can offer you an espresso.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Can I make jelly?
Hey, watch me leave.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
You are my everything.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
Hand me the ball.
Leave it until morning.
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
I love winter in China.
I will always despise you.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have the knife.
I'll be here, if you need me.
You are a poet.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to love me.
Get ready to die.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You found it.
Am I dead, or not?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Take the piano and go.
I have a secret.
Your eyes have turned pink.
Please, don't drink that.
We need to make out.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my fork anywhere.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You're going to need a sheriff.
Be yourself!
You're weird.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
You should vote.
They know it was me
You are my only hope.
You should write to your father.
You are so kind to me.
Hand me the kite.
I love summer in Japan.
Can I make a mess?
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Don't get mad, get even.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm the greatest graphic artist on this planet
This is the worst time to be angry.
I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.
Let's dance
You're going to need a spatula.
I need you.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't ask any questions.
Who left a wrench in the basement?
You never listen.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
We are tender.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I want that dinosaur out of my room!
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I never hurt anybody.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to betray me.
This looks nice.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a linguist.
You won't find it.
Show me the fishcake.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I feel odd.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You will always love me.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Don't fool around.
Love is like a lake...
We need to break up.
I can't find my badger anywhere.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
We're going to need a hammer.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Plug it in here.
I love winter in Switzerland.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Open sesame.
Please, tell me.
You are not my type.
It's your fault that the dog died.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Can I make a show?
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
You are so good to me.
I've reported it to the press.
A boy needs his space.
I want you to look at me.
Darling, it's alive.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
You are a twit.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You're magnificent.
We should ask for more money.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I am uninhibited.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Open it here.
You despise me.
This looks interesting.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
I am going to the grand opening.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I'm going to need a gardener.
My life means nothing.
Please, be careful.
I knew you could live like this.
I'm the worst author on this planet
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Take this with you.
I never listened.
I've reported it to the President.
I want that puppy out of my room!
We've only got one bullet.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
I feel worried.
Can I make love?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Hey, watch me dance.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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