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I can offer you a chai.

You won't find it.

I'm alone in the universe.

I want you to be dogmatic.

We're ghosts.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're going to need a shovel.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You should start a business.

This looks familiar.

I want you to stop questioning me.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

You could never despise me.

It's not right.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Who left a kebab in the wardrobe?

I have the time.

I know more than you realise.

This is a fine mess

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I'm a god.

We need to close it.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You should make peace with your mother.

Can I make friends?

I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

I am insensitive.

A girl needs discipline.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want that ant out of my life!

You are so kind to me.

Take this for luck.

You monster!

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

Sound the alarm!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I have 20-20 vision.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I knew you could make up your mind.

You burned it on purpose.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I can offer you a job.

Your cheeks have turned white.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are not my type.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Don't get too close.

This room is shrinking.

It's time to make lunch.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Give me the spring-roll.

Be careful!

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to kill me.

We're going to need a gravedigger.

I know who you are.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Give it here.

It's not mine.

I'm the best plumber who ever lived.

When the lights go out, hide.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We're the same person.

I am going to the party.

Let's drink

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Your nose has turned spotted.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

I have the will.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to be overimaginative.

I am passive.

You are an idiot.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

We've only got one chance.

I want that fish out of my house!

You should find your father.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a juice.

Take this and pray.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Who left a hippopotamus in the library?

This is the worst time to be here.

You're going to pay!

I need to tell you about the sandwich.

We need to eat.

You are so good to me.

I love winter in Canada.

Hope springs eternal.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're going to need a spoon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me the spatula.

Take the drink and leave.

I've reported it to the police.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Good luck!

I will always despise you.

Having a child is like mowing the lawn...

I feel ignorant.

Hey, watch me leave.

Be yourself!

I'm a ghost.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

A boy needs his space.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to read to me.

I have a secret.

It's giving me hope.

You never say what you're thinking.

Did you fart yesterday?

You are a handsome devil.

I know math.

I never gave up hope.

Darling, it's so juicy.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Delivery!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I volunteer as tribute!

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop lying to me.

I'm insignificant.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Dammit, who left an icecream in the pantry?

You're going down!

I heard a howl coming from the office.

Please, wait here.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I am merry.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I am going to Easter.

Someone's listening.

I want you to be victimized.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Your nose has turned stripey.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

How dare you look at me!

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

You found it.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Good grief!

I'm the worst customs officer on this planet

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

You are my love.

You made me cry on purpose.

Get ready to die.

We need to stop.

Your ears have turned green.

I feel lousy.

This is the right time to be alone.

A girl needs her grandmother.

It's not in.

We're going to need a hammer.

When the door opens, start crying.

I'm trying to care.

I want that cat out of my house!

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I never felt so alone.

You should disown your mother.

Be better!

Leave it alone.

My life means nothing.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I can't find my spider anywhere.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I'm special.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

You never call me.

I volunteer myself!

Don't ask any questions.

I can offer you a good price.

I love summer in China.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

You dropped it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You're crazy!

I've reported it to mother.

I am going to the wedding.

I should hide.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I know what happened.

You are a genius.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to be willful.

I have faith.

Can I make a home?

This room is unstable.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are so mean to me.

Good night!

Okay, who left a sandwich in the barn?

Eating is all I can manage now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

A boy needs confidence.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want that beetle out of my house!

Put it here.

Throw me the ukulele.

You are not my father.

We've only got one hope.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

You're a ghost.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I'm the only astronaut on this planet

Someone's watching us.

I never wanted this.

We need to make a plan.

My life matters.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I feel thankful.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Open sesame.

You will always despise me.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

Take the money and leave.

Did you fart this morning?

I see you came prepared.

You never take me seriously.

I'm going to need a fork.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I should vote.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I have the poem.

You should find your mother.

You're crazy.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

This looks wrong.

I want you to look at me.

I want you to be beautiful.

How dare you laugh at me!

Please, come in.

Can I make animal sounds?

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

I am religious.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This is a fine ship

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

Success is like a mountain...

I love spring in Spain.

You're a god.

Let's watch TV!

I'll sit on it.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

A man is known by his friends.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We're gods.

We're going to need a spatula.

Leave it outside.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I'm the greatest winemaker on this planet

Whoop-whoop.

I should go to the police.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Reading is good for the soul.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Okay, who left a screwdriver in the dining room?

You're under arrest!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

You're cursed.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I want that duck out of my car!

I could never hate you.

You should protect your mother.

I want you to be nonchalant.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Can I make music?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You will always need me.

You are my reason for living.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want you to betray me.

You never smile.

You're going to need a court jester.

Open the door.

We've only got one of these.

Please, don't drink that.

Let's dance

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I have time.

This looks great.

You're going to need a hammer.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I'll watch.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

When I was little, I wanted to be an electrician.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I've reported it to the President.

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

Get ready to dance.

Dare to dream

I want you to stop blaming me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I see you have done this before.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I have the knife.

My life is a mystery.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I am going to the funeral.

It's not working.

I need to tell you about the the submarine.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

I want that elephant out of my house!

I love spring in China.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I want you to love me.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I'm the only gladiator on this planet

I need to tell you about Friday.

We've only got one bullet.

I'm weird.

Hand me the fork.

I feel courageous.

You're coming with me!

You're going to need a wrench.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You never have time for me.

I volunteer to eat it!

Can I make a wish?

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You could never fascinate me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

No one can ever know the truth.

Open the window.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Just breathe

You are a poet.

We need to stay.

It's not alive.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

Get ready to run.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

You are my everything.

It's giving me an error message.

You're really something!

Buying a house is like making toast...

I could never want you.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

My love, it's so juicy.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I'm the greatest bishop on this planet

Dammit, who left a gin and tonic in the laundry?

You should listen to your mother.

I'm trying to understand.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Throw me the cracker.

I'm no good.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

I have to tell you about the bagel.

We are spirited.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Leave it until morning.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Can I make progress?

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Please, sit down.

Take this with water.

It was my fault that the party was ruined.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You angel!

Be safe!

Ha-cha-cha.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We should pay the bill.

I have the card.

I never hurt anybody.

When I was little, I wanted to be a customs officer.

I want you to be bright.

I can offer you a chardonnay.

You want me.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I have needs.

You never stop to think.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Drop it here.

You are my sunshine.

Someone's having a bad day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I knew you could see it through.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You're never going to get away with this!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You should disown your father.

I want that lobster out of my life!

I'll wait here.

You're special.

I love fall in Switzerland.

I want to tell you about the milkshake.

Take the piano and leave.

I have to tell you about Monday.

The show must go on.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to stop tickling me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Okay, who left a cocktail in the conservatory?

How much money do you have?

My life is cursed.

This room is bugged.

It's now or never

We're going to need a make-up artist.

I feel adventurous.

Please, listen to me.

It's not the right size.

Plug it in here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

This looks peculiar.

Someone's locked the door.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a knife.

A girl needs a job.

Don't just stand there.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be possessive.

I love winter in America.

We are shy.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I never could make up my mind.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I can offer you a kebab.

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

We're alone in the universe.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

Your tongue has turned blue.

I'm the worst pirate on this planet

Luck is like a river...

Did you get lucky last night?

Open the curtains.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You can have it.

Please, be careful.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the conservatory.

When the party starts, start singing.

Can I make laughter?

I could never need you.

Throw me the screwdriver.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I know the future.

We should think about this.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to be repentant.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

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