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This is a day to remember

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm trying to save you.

Be safe!

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to hold me.

I am detestable.

I have needs.

Don't wait to be asked.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

We need to make out.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

You should think about this.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

He was unconscious when I found him.

You made me cry on purpose.

Get ready, or get out.

Why do you hate me, so much?

How dare you smile at me!

I know what happened.

You could never need me.

You are so kind to me.

We're gods.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I'll sit on it.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Someone's coming this way.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's giving me hope.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

Open the curtains.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I'm a ghost.

You are a genius.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I love winter in Spain.

Good luck!

You should find your mother.

Delivery!

You are my teacher.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to be guileless.

I want that lizard out of my life!

This is the right time to be amused.

Can I make the team?

Take the drink and leave.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You can't have it.

I've reported it to mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

No one can ever know the truth.

I want you to love me.

Be better!

I have a secret.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

You monster!

Don't just stand there.

Who left a saw in the living room?

When the lights go out, hide.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Give me the shovel.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

We need to make better decisions.

I am going to Christmas.

This looks interesting.

Take this for luck.

It's giving me grief.

I'm going to need a photographer.

I can offer you a bagel.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is a fine ship

You could never fascinate me.

You never have time for me.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

You burned it on purpose.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

My love, it's delicious.

I want you.

You're no good.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're a god.

Let's go

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I want to tell you about the cloakroom.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are so nice to me.

You need it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

I am superficial.

Get ready to laugh.

Hey, watch me dance.

I see you every day.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I want you to be tenacious.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Someone's locked the door.

I'm trying to win.

Can I make a cake?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I'm the only silversmith who ever lived.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

We've only got one bullet.

Open sesame.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's giving me an error message.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Take this with water.

Take the drink and die.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I heard a howl coming from the stable.

I never wanted this.

It's time to pack your bags.

This looks suspicious.

I volunteer to eat it!

I have the card.

Show me the burger.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You are not my conscience.

Running for office is like taking medicine...

I can offer you a licorice twist.

I'm going to need a tattooist.

I want you to stop looking at me.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

We're insignificant.

Who left an ukulele in the library?

You broke the vase on purpose.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

You angel!

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You're going to need a wrench.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Good night!

We need to stay.

Why do you love me, so much?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

Just try not to cry

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Plug it in here.

Your face has turned brown.

I want you to read to me.

You are my father.

You are a handsome devil.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I feel sweaty.

Don't get too close.

You're crazy!

A girl needs a job.

I see you for who you are.

You should listen to your father.

You are caring.

I want you to be charmless.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Share and share alike.

I know where you were.

Please, don't eat that.

I have the letter.

I can offer you a good price.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I could never love you.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

It's time to go.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

I heard a voice coming from the dining room.

I'm the best shoemaker who ever lived.

I have money.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I'm going to need a lighthouse-keeper.

I'll get ready.

We're special.

This looks odd.

Be careful!

You want it.

We need to close it.

Dying is like gardening...

I've reported it to the police.

How much time do you have?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Leave it until morning.

Give me the knife.

We're going to need a shovel.

Darling, it's so juicy.

You are my reason for living.

Get ready for this.

Your tongue has turned blue.

I never loved you.

I feel ticklish.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

My life is over.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I see you know what to do.

I want you to be incapable.

Take the money and die.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Am I dead, or not?

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I'll listen.

No one can ever know that I like you

You are a thief.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You should call your mother.

Please, come closer.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Don't upset your father, not now.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I know what to do.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

You deserve this

When the lights go out, start crying.

It's not the right size.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

I'm going to need a can opener.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

You're never going to get away with this!

Stop, in the name of the law.

I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

Leave it alone.

You're weird.

Hand me the guitar.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

I feel nervous.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You are not my father.

You are my daughter.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

I never felt so alone.

My love, it's so juicy.

I have 20-20 vision.

I knew you could fix it.

You're a ghost.

Open the window.

This room is haunted.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to help me.

Don't fool around.

I can offer you a diet Coke.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

When I was little, I wanted to be a referee.

I want you to stop tickling me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

A girl needs her own room.

I know the future.

Give it here.

I need to tell you about Monday.

Someone's watching us.

I'm magnificent.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can't find my burger anywhere.

You will always need me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You devil!

You're going to need a hotelier.

I love spring in England.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You can have it.

Can I make music?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It's time to go to bed.

We should pay the bill.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a saw.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'm the best matador who ever lived.

Let's play

My life means nothing.

I volunteer to go!

I've reported it to the press.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

If you don't want it, put it back.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You are so mean to me.

I have powers.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's your fault that the game sucked.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It has to work

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I want you to be confused.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Leave it to the professionals.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Please, stay where you are.

You are not my favourite.

I feel sore.

I love summer in Canada.

We're going to need a model.

I want that sheep out of my room!

When the lights go out, remain calm.

We are agonized.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Ha-cha-cha.

Open the bottle.

Hand me the bratwurst.

You should make peace with your father.

You know it.

You never sing anymore.

We've only got one option.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Did you eat this morning?

Take the drink and go.

Open it here.

I'll watch.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You should pay the bill.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cheesemaker.

You are my son.

Can I make it count?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to kiss me.

You're crazy.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

A girl needs her father.

I feel satisfied.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Hey, watch me move.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Your ears have turned yellow.

I will always love you.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

Time to shine

You are an inspiration.

Who left a wine in the kitchen?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

It's not open.

Good grief!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the pantry.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I have the knife.

I love winter in England.

You should write to your father.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Be yourself!

Please, stand.

Show me the knife.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to betray me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to be businesslike.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I'm the greatest sniper on this planet

I'm a god.

Just breathe

When the bell rings, start crying.

Your lips have turned brown.

You're amazing!

My love, it's beautiful.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Your nose has turned spotted.

One hand washes the other.

I want that duck out of my house!

Fears are like chocolate...

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know what we did.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You broke it.

I'm lucky.

Take the piano and die.

I have the scroll.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

You are so good to me.

Pride is like a canvas...

You never listen.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

We're ghosts.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You are an artist.

Leave it here.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

I feel silly.

Whoop-whoop.

Who left an umbrella in the armory?

I can offer you a 7-up.

You fascinate me.

I need to tell you about the interrogator.

You're going to need a hammer.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to marry me.

This room is shrinking.

This looks bad.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I love spring in Canada.

I want you to be doubtful.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I am going to Easter.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

How much luck do you have?

We've only got one chance.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You're coming with me!

Hey, watch me leave.

Let's drink

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I could never want you.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

I have time.

Throw me the bike.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Good morning!

Buying a house is like writing a to do list...

Take the piano and leave.

I want you to document my trip to America.

You are sweaty.

I see you smiling.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

You dropped it.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Don't ask any questions.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

My life matters.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

Your cheeks have turned red.

We're going to need a principal.

A boy needs confidence.

How dare you look at me!

I have the will.

It's not in.

Wealth is like a camera...

I love summer in India.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I want to tell you about the the windmill.

I'm no good.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Take this and pray.

I feel weak.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to stop tricking me.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

We need to eat.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Did you fart just now?

Hey, watch me smile.

Darling, it's so shiny.

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