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I feel helpless.
My life means nothing.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Did you get lucky just now?
You devil!
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
The leopard does not change his spots.
You should go to the police.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
It's time to go to bed.
I never gave up hope.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
This is a fine mess
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Please, stop shouting.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want that dinosaur out of my house!
Be yourself!
I want you to betray me.
Let's watch the game
You're going to need a lot of help.
Having a child is like brushing your teeth...
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You could never despise me.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I knew you could see it through.
We need to eat.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I love spring in Switzerland.
We've only got one chance.
We're the same person.
Give me the hot dog.
I know the future.
I have the will.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm a ghost.
Sound the alarm!
How dare you laugh at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
It's almost over
It was your fault that the cat died.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
I want you to stop loving me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Don't fool around.
You are a godsend.
I am going to the party.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
A girl needs her grandfather.
You are not my father.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You're coming with me!
We are softheaded.
Take this with water.
This looks familiar.
You're crazy.
I have needs.
I should go to the police.
Hey, watch me dance.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
It's not heavy.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Can I make a robot?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Am I dead, or not?
Good luck!
It's time to go.
You are so nice to me.
This is a stick up.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
You're a god.
I never killed anyone.
I love summer in Germany.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
This room is unstable.
Be safe!
Who left a milkshake in the library?
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to marry me.
I'm the best principal on this planet
You need me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Someone's in here.
Did you eat just now?
We're gods.
I volunteer to go!
Find some proof that he deceived you.
This looks peculiar.
This is the worst time to be angry.
We need to unite.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You angel!
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I have to tell you about the werewolf.
We've only got one bullet.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm crazy.
I have the time.
You are an idiot.
Why do you love me, so much?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Open the door.
I know what happened.
You're going to need a bandit.
You are not my favourite.
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
I should hide.
You're going to pay!
Please, don't touch that.
Leave it here.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I feel invisible.
Show me the candy-bar.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Good grief!
Take this and pray.
You dropped it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I can offer you a job.
You are my son.
It's not mine.
Eating is good for the soul.
I'll listen.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You should make peace with your father.
I see you smiling.
You will always need me.
You are so kind to me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Let's watch TV!
When I was little, I wanted to be a boatbuilder.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
Get ready, or get out.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Hey, watch me move.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I've reported it to mother.
I want that rabbit out of my house!
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
You never sing anymore.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I'm a god.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Who left a screwdriver in the basement?
A house is not a home.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Just breathe
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
How dare you smile at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Show me the cracker.
Delivery!
Darling, it's so juicy.
We need to go.
You won't find it.
Finding a job is like making cupcakes...
You're going to need a hammer.
You are a twit.
I can offer you a Heineken.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want you to be incorruptible.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Can I make it easier?
A girl needs a job.
We're magnificent.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You're under arrest!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I have the letter.
I should ask for more money.
Leave it until morning.
I'm the only sheriff on this planet
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Your opinion is like a lake...
Plug it in here.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Take the piano and leave.
It's your fault that the cat died.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
You are energetic.
I want you to hold me.
This room is shrinking.
You should make peace with your mother.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I never listened.
Your tongue has turned orange.
When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.
Give me the chair.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I heard weeping coming from the library.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You never stop to think.
Your lips have turned white.
Be better!
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
I can't find my plane anywhere.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
We're going to need an archaeologist.
Take this for luck.
This looks nice.
I have the card.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
You're weird.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I want that eagle out of my car!
I can offer you a cider.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're never going to get away with this!
Who left a guitar in the cell?
I feel relaxed.
How much money do you have?
You're a ghost.
Open sesame.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You hate me.
Good morning!
I am going to Christmas.
Can I make breakfast?
Take the money and die.
I want to tell you about the carrot.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
No one can ever know that you survived.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We are old.
I want you to love me.
Leave it to the professionals.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
I'm the best wizard on this planet
You're going to need a lot of wood.
Someone's watching us.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You should disown your mother.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
How dare you look at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Your tongue has turned brown.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Open the bottle.
This is a day to remember
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You are a hero.
Who left a skateboard in the classroom?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
This looks great.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This room is haunted.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Please, give me that.
We need to stay.
I want that rabbit out of my life!
Hey, watch me smile.
You will always hate me.
I feel positive.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
No one can ever know the truth.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Take the money and go.
I want you to be ready.
I want you to inspire me.
My love, it's beautiful.
I can offer you a good price.
It was my fault that the dog died.
We've only got one hope.
I am going to the grand opening.
Don't ask any questions.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Throw it here.
You can't have it.
I need you.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Whoop-whoop.
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
We're going to need a lot of nails.
I want to tell you about the pinot.
Winners don't quit
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're ghosts.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I knew you could live like this.
Each to their own.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want you to stop smelling me.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's not easy.
I'll get it.
It's giving me an error message.
Please, stop doing that.
I'm the worst musician on this planet
Someone's coming this way.
Your fears are like chocolate...
Can I make a show?
I've reported it to the President.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
I have lost the will to live.
I'm trying to save you.
You're going to need an evangelist.
Be careful!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Put it here.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I see you every day.
You never say what you're thinking.
I need to tell you about the party.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I feel emotional.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
My life matters.
You are my teacher.
Get ready to dance.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I never loved you.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
I'm going to need a saw.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.
I am going to Easter.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're really something!
We've only got one option.
I want that tortoise out of my room!
You will always despise me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I heard a noise coming from the control room.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Don't get too close.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Can I make a home?
It's time to pack your bags.
We need to stop.
Let's eat
I love spring in Ireland.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have powers.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You should call your father.
I have the poem.
Get ready to laugh.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
I want you to clean up after me.
This is the perfect time to be here.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
I want you to be impudent.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Leave it alone.
I'm alone in the universe.
This looks suspicious.
Dammit, who left a ball in the kitchen?
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Take the drink and leave.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I know who you are.
You're going to need a cartoonist.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Hand me the fork.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
You lost it.
I'm the greatest singer who ever lived.
I want that wombat out of my life!
Anxiety is like a party...
You monster!
I've reported it to the press.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
You should ask your father.
My love, it's so juicy.
It's not right.
I'm trying to win.
I see you have done this before.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You are not my type.
Leave it outside.
Don't just stand there.
It's giving me grief.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You're amazing!
We should quit.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Get ready to run.
My life is over.
Please, be careful.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to be hardworking.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
Your lips have turned grey.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
I want you to listen to me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm going to need a bandit.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I have money.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
This looks bad.
You need it.
Did you eat last night?
Find some proof that they fooled you.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I love summer in England.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I can't find my frog anywhere.
I never really lived.
This is the right time to be happy.
You are not my mother.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
I'm trying to open it.
You will always want me.
Who left a kite in the chapel?
All's well that ends well
I want that duck out of my life!
Someone's having a bad day.
How much influence do you have?
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I despise you.
Dying is like opening a window...
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Get ready to die.
My love, it's dead.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm the best bricklayer who ever lived.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
It's not in.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Your nose has turned brown.
You burned it on purpose.
It was your fault that the dog died.
Did you fart at work?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Please, stop crying.
This looks edible.
I'll watch.
I am scared.
I never could make up my mind.
Give me the doll.
I know more than you realise.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You should quit.
I see you are thinking.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Let's play
I have to tell you about the wardrobe.
I'm weird.
I can offer you a Pepsi.
I can't find my Fanta anywhere.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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