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I see you have done this before.

My life is a mystery.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are so good to me.

You despise me.

Get ready for this.

Someone's watching us.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Open the window.

I know who you are.

Who left a hammer in the conservatory?

Good luck!

I am going to the funeral.

Can I make love?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I could never despise you.

We're going to need a shovel.

I never wanted this.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We're lucky.

I feel timid.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are a handsome devil.

You burned it on purpose.

Delivery!

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Take this with you.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Show me the ukulele.

My love, it's beautiful.

I'm a ghost.

I knew you could open it.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I'm the worst busker on this planet

No one suspects a thing

We need to play.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Let's watch TV!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We've only got one chance.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Please, stand.

Your ears have turned pink.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

We should think about this.

I want you to love me.

It's giving me an error message.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I am frustrated.

I can offer you a hot dog.

This room is shrinking.

I'm trying to win.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I volunteer to go!

It's not yours.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to be false.

You are not my favourite.

This is a fine mess

You're crazy!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

Good night!

I never gave up hope.

You should protect your mother.

I am going to the party.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Open the curtains.

Why do you tease me, so much?

No one can ever know what we did.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Sound the alarm!

You need it.

I'm the worst beekeeper who ever lived.

Who left a ball in the barn?

Leave it until morning.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I see you know what to do.

We need to stay.

We're the same person.

Be better!

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I have 20-20 vision.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to document my trip to China.

My life is cursed.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You angel!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Hand me the guitar.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Let's drink

I knew you could make up your mind.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Please, stop doing that.

You are an artist.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You're magnificent.

I'm trying to open it.

I need you.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're a god.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's now or never

I have the poem.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make a difference?

You crashed the car on purpose.

I've reported it to the police.

I volunteer as tribute!

I can offer you an icecream.

It's giving me grief.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You never do what I want.

Take the piano and go.

This is a stick up.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We're going to need a knife.

You should make peace with your mother.

It's not right.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I feel assertive.

We need to fight.

We've only got one bullet.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Someone's listening.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

We're going to need a drummer.

You are warm.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Throw it here.

We're ghosts.

You're going to need a lot of water.

A girl needs her space.

I am going to Easter.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You are my sunshine.

You could never despise me.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Did you fart while I was away?

Can I make time?

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

I'm the worst composer on this planet

This is the right time to be afraid.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

This is crazy

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I want that goat out of my room!

This room is haunted.

I'm weird.

It's time to go.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Be careful!

You should listen to your mother.

We're going to need a saw.

I want you to stop me.

You're a ghost.

Leave it to the professionals.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's not ready.

Who left a bratwurst in the dungeon?

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Don't ask any questions.

Hand me the ball.

It was your fault that the train was late.

This is a fine ship

You are a genius.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You should go to the police.

I knew you could survive.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You monster!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I volunteer to eat it!

Get ready to laugh.

I am going to Christmas.

You could never love me.

You're going to pay!

I'm going to need a lot of money.

I'm going to need a chef.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I feel relaxed.

A girl needs boundaries.

You are so nice to me.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I have the knife.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Did you fart yesterday?

It's giving me hope.

Why do you love me, so much?

I have lost the will to live.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I'm lucky.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Less is more.

I know what happened.

You are brutal.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want to tell you about the basement.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to be crass.

It's time to go to bed.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'll open it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Good morning!

Getting married is like eating a cake...

I despise you.

Whoop-whoop.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

How dare you look at me!

I want you to hold me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I love summer in Spain.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

I want to tell you about the party.

Can I make it count?

A boy needs his mother.

It was your fault that the dog died.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

You could never fascinate me.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Did you eat just now?

Be safe!

Take this for luck.

Leave it outside.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I'm the only hairdresser on this planet

I never could make up my mind.

Don't fool around.

Am I dead, or not?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You're amazing!

Take the drink and die.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I am impulsive.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Get ready, or get out.

Please, don't move.

I want you to be distrustful.

You never call me.

This looks peculiar.

I have needs.

It's not in.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

I know the future.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I want you to stop believing in me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I want you to kiss me.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I will always need you.

A thing begun is half done.

I love winter in Japan.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

Patience is a virtue

We need to order pizza.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are my son.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I never loved you.

I can offer you a Heineken.

Plug it in here.

You need me.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I want that cow out of my house!

I have the card.

We're going to need a psychiatrist.

Can I make it worse?

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

Please, sit down.

We're going to need a spoon.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Fear is like a piano...

I know what to do.

It's not the right size.

I'm the worst archer on this planet

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I am brave.

I need to tell you about the the submarine.

I should vote.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I want you to be offhand.

Alright, who left a wrench in the cell?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

A boy needs his friends.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want you to betray me.

You never stop to think.

You're cursed.

He was unconscious when I found him.

How dare you smile at me!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Just be yourself

Open it here.

This is the right time to be amused.

You broke it.

I'm going to need a chauffeur.

Your face has turned pink.

Take the money and go.

I see you for who you are.

This room is bugged.

We need to eat.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

You are my teacher.

This looks bad.

We should hide.

I never felt so alone.

Be yourself!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I am going to the wedding.

I have the scroll.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.

I want that wolf out of my room!

Can I make it through?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

We've only got one of these.

I feel disappointed.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

You are not my father.

I'm trying to understand.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Darling, it's beautiful.

When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

A girl needs her father.

Get ready to dance.

I know more than you realise.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Show me the spoon.

Drop it here.

I'll listen.

Open your heart.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Dating is like doing renovations...

You found it.

I have to tell you about the juggler.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Who left a slice of pizza in the dining room?

We are soft.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

I am going to the grand opening.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You could never need me.

Can I make connections?

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I have time.

I feel disgusting.

Please, stop shouting.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I'm magnificent.

I want that kangaroo out of my room!

Hand me the teddy bear.

Don't wait to be asked.

I see you let yourself in.

We're going to need an astronaut.

This looks suspicious.

You are so mean to me.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

I can offer you a good price.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

We need to unite.

I can offer you a banana.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Someone's locked the door.

I love autumn in Spain.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

You should pay the bill.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Did you eat at work?

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I'm crazy.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You are a twit.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You are not my mother.

I will always love you.

Don't get mad, get even.

Leave it alone.

It's not easy.

We're gods.

When the lights go out, start crying.

This is the right time to be happy.

Can I make peace?

Don't just stand there.

I'm the greatest pharmacist who ever lived.

I'm going to need a knife.

I see you are thinking.

I feel helpless.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.

This room is unstable.

You won't find it.

I never really lived.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want you to be miserable.

We are intuitive.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Please, lie down.

Take the money and leave.

Open the bottle.

I want you to stop following me.

Did you get lucky today?

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Who left a kite in the bathroom?

A boy needs a job.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I knew you could see it through.

Throw me the ukulele.

I should go to the police.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You will always need me.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

This looks odd.

There's no place like home.

You're going to need a teacher.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Dating is like eating cupcakes...

We need to make better decisions.

You devil!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I want you to marry me.

I can offer you a job.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You're weird.

You can do this

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

We're going to need a hammer.

I want you to be educated.

I never wanted to die.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

It's not alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a comedian.

I am excited.

I have to tell you about the Heaven.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

No one can ever know how we did it.

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