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All's well that ends well

I am going to the funeral.

We're the same person.

Can I make laughter?

Delivery!

I feel forgetful.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to be engrossed.

Darling, it's alive.

This room is haunted.

Who left a kite in the bathroom?

It's giving me grief.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

I want you to listen to me.

Give it here.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'll wait here.

You are a genius.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Whoop-whoop.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Be safe!

I want you to stop tickling me.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I'm trying to leave.

A girl needs her own room.

You never sing anymore.

We've only got one hope.

You're a god.

I love spring in England.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I know who you are.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

You found it.

You made me cry on purpose.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Leave it outside.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'm alone in the universe.

You will always hate me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You are disappointed.

You should listen to your mother.

Don't ask any questions.

It's not dead.

You monster!

We need to play.

Take the drink and go.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want that goldfish out of my life!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I never wanted this.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

No one can ever know what we did.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

This is a fine ship

I have the knife.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I feel delighted.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You are so mean to me.

Get ready to laugh.

Let's watch TV!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.

I see you smiling.

Someone's listening.

Can I make chilli?

Your tongue has turned stripey.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

We're going to need a peddlar.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I will always hate you.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This looks edible.

I'm the best radiologist who ever lived.

A girl needs her father.

We've only got one bullet.

Open your heart.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I can offer you a fishcake.

My life is cursed.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This room is unstable.

I'm trying to win.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

You should start a business.

How dare you laugh at me!

I feel certain.

I volunteer to go!

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

Please, give me that.

You are not my father.

It has to work

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to marry me.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I want that chicken out of my car!

Be better!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Who left a donkey in the dungeon?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a wrench.

You're going down!

I could never want you.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Leave it until morning.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Give me the shovel.

You are a poet.

You want it.

Hey, watch me leave.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I know what happened.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

You could never love me.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Get ready, or get out.

You're insignificant.

I never felt so alone.

I see you have done this before.

Take this for luck.

I'm a god.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'm the only teacher who ever lived.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I have powers.

We're ghosts.

Failure is like a beautiful melody...

We've only got one life.

You should vote.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I volunteer as tribute!

It's not for sale.

Someone's coming this way.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Let's go

Don't just stand there.

I can offer you a job.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Please, stay where you are.

You are not my type.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Dare to dream

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Your nose has turned purple.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Your lips have turned black.

This looks nice.

I need to tell you about the gladiator.

I love fall in Hong Kong.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

You will always despise me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to clean up after me.

We're insignificant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a technician.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We are appreciative.

I am going to the wedding.

Get ready to run.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Open the door.

Hand me the can opener.

My life is over.

Dating is like taking a bath...

I want you to be rustic.

You are so good to me.

Am I dead, or not?

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

You never stop to think.

You're crazy!

We've only got one chance.

You are my love.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You are an idiot.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Can I make an impression?

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

Someone's having a bad day.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Good luck!

I'm a ghost.

Today is the day

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

We should hide.

I volunteer myself!

You can have it.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I want that hippopotamus out of my car!

I feel ticklish.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

It's not easy.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

This is a stick up.

Your face has turned stripey.

My life means nothing.

Plug it in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I need you.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I've reported it to the President.

Did you fart just now?

We're going to need a lot of help.

We're gods.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I see you came prepared.

This looks interesting.

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You're a ghost.

Someone's watching us.

It's almost over

I know what to do.

Can I make the world better?

You're special.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Take this with you.

You angel!

It's your fault that the plane was late.

It's giving me hope.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Don't wait to be asked.

No one can ever know the truth.

A boy needs discipline.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to be false.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Hand me the kite.

Let's get it

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You despise me.

I have the letter.

I'm the worst hairdresser on this planet

We are flamboyant.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I see you are thinking.

I'm trying to save you.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

It's not working.

Take the drink and leave.

Good night!

This room is shrinking.

I have time.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

How dare you look at me!

Laughing is good for the soul.

I feel responsible.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I am going to the grand opening.

This looks peculiar.

Open the window.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You are my sunshine.

Leave it alone.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

You never have time for me.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

It's giving me a headache.

We're crazy.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

You're amazing!

Can I make it right?

I need to tell you about Easter.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I want you to be incensed.

My life matters.

You should call your mother.

I know the future.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Get ready to die.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Sound the alarm!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

We need to go.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

You are good-natured.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Hand me the ball.

Please, stop laughing.

I've reported it to the press.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Someone's locked the door.

I never gave up hope.

No one can ever know that you survived.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Why do you love me, so much?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This is crazy

I am going to Christmas.

I'll listen.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

I'm the only clockmaker who ever lived.

A boy needs his father.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

We've only got one option.

You love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

It's not heavy.

This looks wrong.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're no good.

I feel rebellious.

Who left a 7-up in the garage?

You never smile.

I want you to be restless.

Your face has turned yellow.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

It's time to brush your teeth.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

You lost it.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Take this and pray.

No one can ever know that I like you

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We're going to need a farmer.

Take the money and die.

It was my fault that the show was cancelled.

I know where you were.

My life is a mystery.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Hand me the muffin.

Be yourself!

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Open the bottle.

I want you to look at me.

I see you for who you are.

You are my teacher.

I never really lived.

My love, it's so expensive.

Please, remain silent.

I'll open it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a graphic artist.

Did you eat today?

Slow and steady wins the race.

I'm the only courier on this planet

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Hey, watch me move.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I could never need you.

A boy needs his own room.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We're special.

You are the best person I have ever met.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We're going to need a spy.

Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...

You should protect your father.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

How much time do you have?

I can offer you a wine.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Give me the saw.

When the party starts, start singing.

We should start a business.

You're under arrest!

This looks great.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I want you to be understanding.

Take this with water.

Maybe no one will notice

Let's watch the game

I never hurt anybody.

Ha-cha-cha.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I'm the worst beggar who ever lived.

I heard a howl coming from the cell.

Can I make friends?

I want that cat out of my life!

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I love summer in Japan.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

Okay, who left a guitar in the kitchen?

We are injured.

I have to tell you about the short black.

I'm going to need a sheriff.

Give me the kite.

You dropped it.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Throw it here.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Get ready to dance.

I have the will.

Someone's in here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I heard a noise coming from the armory.

I can offer you a good price.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You're going to need a spoon.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Good morning!

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

You never say what you're thinking.

I'll help.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to love me.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Just breathe

Can I make a pillow fort?

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm the greatest saxophonist on this planet

This is the worst time to be amused.

Open sesame.

Your nose has turned white.

Let's drink

I am going to the party.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I am leisurely.

I can offer you an ale.

You're magnificent.

Laughter is like a winter's day...

Open it here.

Your lips have turned grey.

Take the piano and die.

You are a hero.

Hand me the skateboard.

We need to stop.

Who left a kitten in the walk-in freezer?

Am I coming with you, or not?

A boy needs money.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I feel odd.

When I was little, I wanted to be a criminal.

I want you to stop following me.

I have needs.

You never do what I want.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You're going to need an archer.

I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.

Can I make a kite?

I could never hate you.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You should write to your father.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Please, tell me.

I'm the greatest sound technician who ever lived.

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