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How dare you laugh at me!

The course of true love never did run smooth.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You never call me.

Get ready, or get out.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Just be yourself

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I can offer you a job.

Leave it until morning.

You are so mean to me.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

You're a ghost.

It's not going to fit.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

We are effeminate.

A girl needs her friends.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I have money.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You should protect your father.

It's time to pack your bags.

We're ghosts.

I want you to look at me.

You are a godsend.

I'll keep guard.

I never listened.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I have the time.

I'm alone in the universe.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Fears are like marshmallows...

When I was little, I wanted to be a violinist.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm the worst truck driver on this planet

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Delivery!

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I will always need you.

Stop, in the name of the law.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Be better!

We're going to need a dentist.

This looks suspicious.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

This room is haunted.

We need to eat.

I see you for who you are.

Finding a job is like making a cake...

I know who you are.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're under arrest!

Let's play

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Gardening is good for the soul.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are so good to me.

It's giving me hope.

You are not my favourite.

Please, stop doing that.

You're a god.

You won't find it.

Get ready to laugh.

Who left a dinosaur in the office?

Someone's having a bad day.

How dare you smile at me!

Ha-cha-cha.

You are my love.

Don't fool around.

Just try not to cry

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I feel elated.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I knew you could turn things around.

I am going to the wedding.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Can I make muffins?

I want you to be high-minded.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Your face has turned green.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Good grief!

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I'm the greatest computer programmer on this planet

Leave it here.

You angel!

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I want you to stop tickling me.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

We're weird.

We are offended.

You should write to your father.

I volunteer as tribute!

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You will always want me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Eating is all I can manage now.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I never could make up my mind.

Let's watch TV!

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Throw me the chair.

Leave it outside.

You're going to need a torturer.

I'm trying to understand.

I will always want you.

Life is like a piano...

Someone's watching us.

I'll wait here.

I know the future.

You broke it.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want you to listen to me.

Hey, watch me smile.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are not my conscience.

Take this with you.

I've reported it to the President.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

This room is unstable.

I have time.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop loving me.

You're no good.

Can I make it easier?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I love summer in France.

You devil!

I want to tell you about the the fort.

You are an idiot.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Good morning!

I am fanatical.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Open the bottle.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You are my everything.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I want you to be invisible.

I see you smiling.

I feel heartbroken.

Who left a skateboard in the laundry?

I want that moose out of my life!

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a Gatorade.

I never wanted to die.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You never listen.

Sound the alarm!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I know where you were.

This is a fine ship

A boy needs his friends.

Running for office is like writing a shopping list...

I can't find my beer anywhere.

Get ready to die.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You want it.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Be safe!

I'm going to need a spoon.

Hey, watch me move.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Please, stand.

I'm a god.

I'm the worst spelunker who ever lived.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

We're alone in the universe.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

I am going to the grand opening.

It's not the right size.

I'm going to need a physician.

My life matters.

When I was little, I wanted to be a manicurist.

You're never going to get away with this!

Don't wait to be asked.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Throw me the banana.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to stop me.

You should write to your mother.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Laughing is good for the soul.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

This room is shrinking.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It was my fault that the lights went out.

You will always need me.

I volunteer myself!

You are trusting.

Let's dance

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I've reported it to the police.

I have lost the will to live.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I know math.

You are my reason for living.

I can't find my turtle anywhere.

Take the piano and die.

We should think about this.

She was unconscious when I found her.

This looks familiar.

Can I make soup?

Did you eat yesterday?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Your nose has turned black.

I see you came prepared.

A boy needs his own room.

I want you to love me.

You're amazing!

You're going to need a hammer.

I can offer you a good price.

Your lips have turned brown.

We need to fight.

I love winter in Canada.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

We're lucky.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Open it here.

Who left a cappuccino in the closet?

My life is a mystery.

Someone's in here.

It's time to go to bed.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Open the curtains.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can offer you a muffin.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

It's not dead.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Let's go

It's giving me grief.

This is a fine mess

Darling, it's so expensive.

Haste makes waste.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Be yourself!

You will always love me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Stop, in the name of love.

Throw me the saw.

I can't find my smoothie anywhere.

We've only got one chance.

Time is like a beautiful song...

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.

You are not my father.

I have the will.

No one can ever know the truth.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I know more than you realise.

You deserve this

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We should start a business.

You are so kind to me.

A boy needs boundaries.

You are disinterested.

You are a thief.

Your face has turned yellow.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I want you to be rowdy.

I need to tell you about the record producer.

Hey, watch me leave.

You should listen to your father.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I have a secret.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You burned it on purpose.

Did you fart today?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I feel tearful.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

It's giving me an error message.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

You found it.

You are not my mother.

Take this and pray.

You're going to need a spoon.

I never wanted this.

I'll get it.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You monster!

We're gods.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

I have the knife.

Show me the wrench.

We're crazy.

Get ready for this.

Fears are like spaghetti...

Leave it alone.

We've only got one of these.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

How dare you look at me!

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I'm trying to open it.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I want you to stop following me.

You're crazy!

I know what to do.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Open your heart.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

We need to stop.

I should go to the police.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I feel frustrated.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I see you have done this before.

I want that tiger out of my life!

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

Becoming rich is like doing chores...

This looks bad.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I want you to hold me.

You are conscientious.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Don't ask any questions.

You are my mother.

I want you to be dull.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I'm the worst security guard who ever lived.

Get ready to dance.

You're going to need a lawyer.

I volunteer to eat it!

You could never want me.

I'm magnificent.

I'm a ghost.

This is the worst time to be happy.

You are an inspiration.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You should listen to your mother.

Please, don't touch that.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

Your nose has turned green.

Give it here.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

It's not alive.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I love spring in India.

You never take me seriously.

My love, it's dead.

I feel rebellious.

We're going to need a spatula.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I hate you.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Good night!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I have powers.

I want you to inspire me.

This looks edible.

Take the money and leave.

We need to play.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to be hurried.

You're lucky.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I want that ant out of my room!

You hate me.

You are effeminate.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Someone's coming this way.

Can I make breakfast?

I'm the greatest fraudster on this planet

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Please, stop laughing.

It's not in.

I can't find my chocolate milkshake anywhere.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I need to tell you about the fashion designer.

Hey, watch me dance.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Drop it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I can offer you a fishcake.

You know it.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

We should quit.

I could never need you.

Be careful!

You're going to need a jailer.

Don't upset your father, not now.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I knew you could open it.

You're really something!

You are my teacher.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Did you get lucky this morning?

I see you let yourself in.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Hand me the chicken wing.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Buying a house is like doing the dishes...

I have faith.

I feel devious.

My love, it's beautiful.

You could never despise me.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

I heard a voice coming from the armory.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to be steadfast.

I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.

We've only got one option.

We need to close it.

You should protect your mother.

It's not tight enough.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Just breathe

I'm going to need a historian.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I want that chipmunk out of my life!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Can I make bread?

I am disinterested.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I need you.

Who left a chair in the classroom?

I've reported it to the press.

You should ask for more money.

I have needs.

I have the gun.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

You're going down!

You're alone in the universe.

I want you to cook for me.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Leave it to the professionals.

This looks odd.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Go the extra mile.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

My love, it's so juicy.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You are a liar.

Time to shine

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You should make peace with your father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.

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