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I want you to marry me.
My love, it's so shiny.
Laughing is good for the soul.
This room is haunted.
I'm the best barber who ever lived.
I'm trying to open it.
I can offer you a good price.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Don't just stand there.
Let's play
I know who you are.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I have the poem.
I'm going to need a spin doctor.
You're a god.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
I feel empty.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I'm insignificant.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Plug it in here.
Love is like a canvas...
You never listen.
Take this with water.
Can I make bread?
Please, don't drink that.
I want you to be experimental.
I've reported it to the police.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This looks wrong.
I never wanted to die.
You're crazy!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Give me the ball.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Just try not to cry
You're going to need a wrench.
Someone's locked the door.
Get ready, or get out.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's not going to fit.
Your cheeks have turned white.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is a stick up.
You should write to your mother.
We're the same person.
Be yourself!
How dare you look at me!
Good night!
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
My life is cursed.
You are so kind to me.
I have powers.
Leave it alone.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I can offer you a cocktail.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Hey, watch me leave.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Take the piano and go.
Delivery!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I will always love you.
I feel disgusting.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Open the curtains.
Darling, it's dead.
We're weird.
I want to tell you about the party.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You fascinate me.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Can I make up a story?
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Don't fool around.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
This is the right time to be amused.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
I'll be here, if you need me.
I'm a god.
Let's watch the game
I know where you were.
Get ready to dance.
I am going to Christmas.
When the party starts, remain calm.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to stop me.
Good grief!
You deserve this
I knew you could open it.
Leave it here.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
I want you to be resourceful.
I have the card.
We are ritualistic.
Am I under arrest, or not?
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's giving me an error message.
You are so nice to me.
I'm the greatest artist who ever lived.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You can't have it.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
You are a genius.
Open the bottle.
I have a secret.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
You're going to need a merchant.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I will always want you.
Leave it outside.
This is a fine mess
I want to tell you about Monday.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Sound the alarm!
How dare you laugh at me!
You should listen to your father.
Please, be careful.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I volunteer to go!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It's not ready.
I never could make up my mind.
We need to break up.
I love winter in Canada.
You will always need me.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
You're never going to get away with this!
I want you to read to me.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Take this for luck.
It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
I feel humble.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I've reported it to the press.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a crook.
You need it.
Youth is wasted on the young.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I am going to Easter.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We're gods.
I want that elephant out of my life!
They know it was me
Did you fart just now?
Can I make out?
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Take the drink and go.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I am healthy.
Hey, watch me dance.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Get ready to die.
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Okay, who left a doll in the cell?
I'm alone in the universe.
We've only got one life.
I'm the best hotelier on this planet
You are a hero.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
A girl needs her own room.
Let's eat
You angel!
This room is shrinking.
We should quit.
You are so good to me.
This is a fine ship
Show me the pickle.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I have the time.
I have money.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I can offer you an egg nog.
I'm going to need a technician.
You never sing anymore.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Open the window.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
My life is over.
This looks familiar.
I heard a sound coming from the classroom.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want that monkey out of my house!
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
We are dominating.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'll open it.
You're really something!
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Throw it here.
I have to tell you about the the submarine.
I see you for who you are.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
I love you.
It's not mine.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Be safe!
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I know what happened.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Who left a bike in the living room?
You should disown your father.
You are my father.
It's time to brush your teeth.
A girl needs her friends.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You are not my son.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I want you to inspire me.
This room is bugged.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I want you to be decent.
Hey, watch me move.
You should quit.
Take the piano and die.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I knew you could make up your mind.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Show me the hot dog.
Please, tell me.
You're going to need a knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Get ready for this.
Good morning!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I want that pig out of my car!
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Someone's in here.
We're ghosts.
I will always need you.
You're amazing!
I can't find my juice anywhere.
You're going to need a tattooist.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You're magnificent.
I love summer in Japan.
It's time to go.
I see you every day.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Take this and pray.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
No one can ever know that I escaped.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Your eyes have turned green.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I feel responsible.
Running for office is like doing renovations...
I need to tell you about the unicorn.
I'm the greatest coroner who ever lived.
I'll keep guard.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This is the right time to be happy.
I can offer you a job.
Can I make a pie?
I'm a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I am going to the funeral.
You are experimental.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You are a poet.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You should call your father.
I should start a business.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is a day to remember
Don't upset your father, not now.
We're special.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I'm trying to leave.
A girl needs discipline.
You can do this
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I never really lived.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's giving me a headache.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
I'm going to need a paramedic.
Don't get too close.
This looks interesting.
Stop, in the name of love.
Please, stop doing that.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You never have time for me.
I volunteer to eat it!
We need to eat.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to betray me.
Take this with you.
I see you are thinking.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I'll get ready.
Who left a wrench in the cell?
I want that tiger out of my car!
I want you to be loyal.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are not my father.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I feel strong.
You despise me.
Take the money and die.
I want to tell you about the barn.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We should start a business.
Your ears have turned spotted.
You are a thief.
I can offer you a hot dog.
We are terrible.
You devil!
Why do you hate me, so much?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Someone's coming this way.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
We're going to need a spoon.
I'm weird.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You found it.
I'm going to need a pawnbroker.
I'm the only burglar on this planet
Open your heart.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want that lamb out of my house!
I have the will.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I just want a merlot. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
I want you to hold me.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I love fall in Brazil.
It's not easy.
My life is a mystery.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You are a handsome devil.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
This looks bad.
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
Your cheeks have turned blue.
Who left a ball in the outhouse?
Life is like a picnic in the park...
I feel curious.
I want you to be pretentious.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We are hurt.
You need me.
You're weird.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
My love, it's so juicy.
Throw me the knife.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I know math.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
We need to play.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I want you.
A boy needs discipline.
You're a ghost.
You're going to pay!
I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I have needs.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'm going to need a doctor.
You lost it.
I want that puppy out of my car!
Give it here.
You never smile.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Show no mercy
Take the money and leave.
How dare you smile at me!
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Get ready to laugh.
Be better!
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I feel bitter.
I'm the greatest busker who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
It's not open.
Good luck!
Who left a wrench in the dungeon?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Please, don't eat that.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I could never despise you.
We're insignificant.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I love spring in Australia.
You are my everything.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Can I make friends?
I can offer you a whiskey.
It's giving me grief.
Leave it until morning.
Someone's watching us.
This looks peculiar.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
I'll watch.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You should protect your mother.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
My love, it's delicious.
I want that bunny out of my car!
You burned it on purpose.
Different strokes for different folks.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Okay, who left a wine in the laundry?
You are an idiot.
I know more than you realise.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Open the door.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I have faith.
Please, come in.
You never call me.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Ha-cha-cha.
I never hurt anybody.
Throw me the carrot.
You want it.
I'm going to need a model.
Your ears have turned pink.
I want you to love me.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I'm the best thief on this planet
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
When the party starts, hide.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Can I make magic?
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
My life means nothing.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's giving me hope.
Bravery is like a beautiful melody...
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I volunteer myself!
It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I feel worked up.
It's time to pack your bags.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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