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I never felt so alone.
I have 20-20 vision.
Why do you love me, so much?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I've reported it to the press.
Get ready to run.
Am I coming with you, or not?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are a liar.
This looks great.
This room is haunted.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
It's your fault that the bus was late.
You never sing anymore.
Good grief!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Please, stand.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Leave it here.
Hand me the doll.
I volunteer to go!
Find some proof that she tricked you.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
Take the money and go.
We're ghosts.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
My life is over.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I know what happened.
I want you to clean up after me.
It has to work
I'm a god.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I am going to Easter.
A girl needs confidence.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
This is a fine ship
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't get too close.
You will always love me.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
You made me cry on purpose.
You should write to your father.
I knew you could fix it.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
I should ask for more money.
Drop it here.
I'm cursed.
I want that alligator out of my house!
I love fall in Canada.
I have the gun.
When I was little, I wanted to be a botanist.
You know it.
Can I make trouble?
It's giving me an error message.
Please, give up while you can.
It's not open.
I have a secret.
I want you to stop tickling me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
It's time to make lunch.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You are so mean to me.
Stop, in the name of love.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, put it back.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You are patient.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I can offer you a pickle.
I've reported it to the President.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
We're going to need a researcher.
I'm the worst fishmonger on this planet
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
My life is cursed.
Get ready for this.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I want you to betray me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Today is the day
I need to tell you about the engineer.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I know math.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'll open it.
I see you smiling.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Good morning!
I want you to be abrasive.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I can offer you a job.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Leave it outside.
Don't just stand there.
You devil!
I want to tell you about Friday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Take this with you.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I want that lion out of my house!
You lost it.
I volunteer to eat it!
Your face has turned purple.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I hate you.
Someone's coming this way.
Sound the alarm!
You're a god.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We've only got one life.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
We're no good.
It's time to pack your bags.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You should find your mother.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Can I make a puppet?
You are a thief.
It's not right.
You're going to pay!
This looks peculiar.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Give it here.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I want you to be charmless.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
We're the same person.
Who left a bike in the dining room?
Be yourself!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your father, not now.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Forgiveness is like a good book...
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
I'm the worst lighthouse-keeper on this planet
I'm going to need a gondolier.
Good luck!
Why do you tease me, so much?
I have the will.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I never wanted to die.
I have needs.
How dare you smile at me!
A girl needs her father.
Show no mercy
Let's get it
I love winter in England.
You are my everything.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This is the right time to be amused.
I want that deer out of my house!
This room is unstable.
We should start a business.
I want to tell you about the wine.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I'll wait here.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Take the money and leave.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Leave it until morning.
I'm trying to understand.
I'm no good.
I feel funny.
I want you to hold me.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is a stick up.
You hate me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a surgeon.
I want you to be tasteless.
You are not my favourite.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Throw me the can opener.
We've only got one hope.
I am going to the wedding.
My love, it's beautiful.
I'm the worst baker who ever lived.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Who left a celery stick in the dungeon?
You're going to need a saw.
Put it here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
You angel!
I am amiable.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are a twit.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Your tongue has turned grey.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Take the drink and die.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
This looks familiar.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want that bee out of my house!
Take this with water.
Can I make friends?
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm the best teacher on this planet
I'm special.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
A boy needs love.
Your victory is like a beautiful song...
Did you fart just now?
I have to tell you about the farmer.
I see you know what to do.
My love, it's delicious.
We need to go.
Let's dance
Hand me the croissant.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I feel concerned.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are not my mother.
You burned it on purpose.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
We're going to need a stonecutter.
Please, stop doing that.
Who left a knife in the wardrobe?
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I can't find my cheetah anywhere.
Your eyes have turned blue.
Take the drink and go.
Don't wait to be asked.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Can I make sandwiches?
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I have powers.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I know more than you realise.
Time flies.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
It's not appropriate.
I love winter in Ireland.
Open your heart.
I want that chicken out of my life!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
We need to stay.
Hey, watch me leave.
I volunteer myself!
This room is shrinking.
We've only got one option.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are crying.
Be safe!
I'm the only painter on this planet
Did you eat this morning?
I'm a ghost.
This is a fine mess
I can offer you a celery stick.
I want you to inspire me.
Don't fool around.
Leave it alone.
Show me the can opener.
I'm trying to help.
You're magnificent.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Stop, in the name of the law.
It's time to go.
Justice is like a beautiful melody...
You should protect your father.
A girl needs her own room.
I want you to be sporting.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You are my only hope.
You're going to need a spatula.
I never loved you.
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
I see you every day.
Delivery!
Can I make a pillow fort?
I heard weeping coming from the armory.
You are not my father.
Open the bottle.
You're amazing!
Just be yourself
This looks interesting.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'll be here, if you need me.
The Devil is in the details.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I'm going to need a pilot.
We've only got one bullet.
I can't find my cat anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Let's go
I am going to the funeral.
You never smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pianist.
Throw it here.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Get ready to die.
I want that goose out of my life!
If you're done, we'll get started.
Someone's watching us.
I have the scroll.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
We need to unite.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I want you to stop loving me.
I could never love you.
Becoming rich is like opening a door...
I have time.
I'm the worst peddlar who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You should call your father.
I never listened.
Open the curtains.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Please, tell me.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You're coming with me!
This looks edible.
I'll get it.
Don't get mad, get even.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
My life means nothing.
No one can ever know what we did.
You monster!
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Take this and pray.
Dammit, who left a hot dog in the wardrobe?
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
A girl needs her space.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bartender.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Did you get lucky today?
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
You are not my daughter.
Your tongue has turned green.
We are pompous.
I never wanted this.
You never have time for me.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
I feel important.
Someone's listening.
Let's watch TV!
It's not easy.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You should make peace with your mother.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You will always fascinate me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
This is a day to remember
I can't find my cracker anywhere.
Good night!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
We're cursed.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Whoop-whoop.
You are my teacher.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You are so nice to me.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Darling, it's so shiny.
We're going to need a saw.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I am going to the grand opening.
Please, sit down.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Good things come to those who wait.
You dropped it.
Can I make jelly?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You should go to the police.
Hey, watch me smile.
You crashed the car on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Your ears have turned spotted.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I will always want you.
I'm trying to leave.
We're lucky.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I'll keep guard.
Someone's in here.
I can offer you a good price.
This room is bugged.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Your face has turned brown.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
It's giving me hope.
We need to make a plan.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
You are so kind to me.
We are uncertain.
Dying is like writing a memo...
I'm the best guru on this planet
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Please, wait here.
Show me the knife.
You are my father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
We should hide.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to kill me.
I am going to Christmas.
I feel sentimental.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Take this for luck.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I can offer you an apple.
While there is life, there is hope.
Leave it to the professionals.
Darling, it's beautiful.
My life is a mystery.
We need to stop.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's not heavy.
I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.
Did you eat yesterday?
Fears are like marshmallows...
Can I make changes?
I have the poem.
I'm the worst court jester who ever lived.
This is the right time to be happy.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're magnificent.
Open the door.
This looks nice.
I heard a sound coming from the studio.
Be better!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I see you for who you are.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.
Please, don't touch that.
Who left a spatula in the bathroom?
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
You want it.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a bread-stick.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
You're going to need a marshal.
I love summer in England.
I want you to be disorganized.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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