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You won't find it.
We're ghosts.
You should write to your father.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Open it here.
My love, it's so juicy.
Don't ask any questions.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Christmas comes but once a year.
You will always despise me.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to inspire me.
Good luck!
I'm trying to believe you.
You are so mean to me.
I want to tell you about the vampire.
Leave it alone.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Throw me the wrench.
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
I knew you could see it through.
Eating is good for the soul.
You're never going to get away with this!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I am greedy.
This looks odd.
You burned it on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Why do you hate me, so much?
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I need you.
I volunteer myself!
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
Someone's in here.
I can offer you a fishcake.
No one can ever know what we did.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to stop following me.
Dating is like opening a letter...
Find some proof that they fooled you.
You never do what I want.
It's not open.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Get ready, or get out.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We've only got one option.
No one can ever know that I like you
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Let's dance
Time is like a beautiful melody...
Be careful!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I see you every day.
Good night!
Please, stop laughing.
You angel!
Your ears have turned blue.
I have the knife.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're gods.
I should hide.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'll help.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
This room is haunted.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
A boy needs boundaries.
I'm insignificant.
Leave it here.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You're a ghost.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I heard a sound coming from the closet.
Hand me the banana.
Who left a banana milkshake in the outhouse?
You are not my type.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Someone's watching us.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm going to need an author.
You are my mother.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I have 20-20 vision.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
We need to stay.
I am old.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Why do you love me, so much?
I can offer you a Jack Daniels.
I want you to help me.
This is a fine mess
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want you to be heartbroken.
I never wanted to die.
I want to tell you about the muffin.
Open the bottle.
It's not mine.
You broke it.
Get ready to dance.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are so kind to me.
Hey, watch me leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Please, stay where you are.
How dare you laugh at me!
You monster!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Be better!
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I feel invisible.
I love you.
Show no mercy
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Sound the alarm!
You're cursed.
This looks nice.
Who left a bike in the dungeon?
Pleasure is like a movie...
Whoop-whoop.
I'm the greatest farmer on this planet
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Can I make a decision?
A boy needs money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I can offer you a water.
I volunteer to eat it!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I know what happened.
It's time to go.
My life matters.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to stop me.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
You never call me.
You will always love me.
Give it here.
You should call your father.
You are a hero.
I'm a ghost.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to be hidebound.
You can have it.
I never gave up hope.
I love summer in India.
I want that puppy out of my room!
Take this with water.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
Get ready to run.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Open the window.
Your face has turned blue.
Let's go
I feel ravenous.
We should think about this.
Who left an elephant in the lobby?
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I'll sit on it.
I'm weird.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I see you have done this before.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
A girl needs her space.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I will always need you.
How much time do you have?
I want you to document my trip to America.
We're going to need a professor.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I want you to marry me.
I need to tell you about the lemonade.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
We are weary.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I'm going to need a wrench.
Your ears have turned green.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You're a god.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Plug it in here.
Please, wait here.
I have powers.
Let's get it
It's not going to fit.
It's giving me grief.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Delivery!
My love, it's beautiful.
My life is over.
I love spring in Australia.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I'm the worst impersonator who ever lived.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Your tongue has turned black.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to be complex.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
You should make peace with your father.
I have the poem.
You can do this
Can I make sure?
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
We're going to need a shop assistant.
We should go to the police.
We need to make better decisions.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You will always need me.
Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...
Put it here.
Take the money and leave.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Please, look at me.
You never sing anymore.
We've only got one of these.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
This room is bugged.
I never loved you.
I'm the greatest explorer on this planet
I feel empty.
We're the same person.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a spoon.
Who left a whiskey in the kitchen?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Leave it until morning.
I can offer you a job.
You are astigmatic.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Good grief!
I knew you could turn things around.
My life is cursed.
Pride is like a guitar...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
This is a day to remember
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I want you to be playful.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Know which side your bread is buttered.
You are not my conscience.
I have money.
I could never need you.
I want that octopus out of my house!
I have the need, the need for speed.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Let's play
I am going to Easter.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a kebab.
You never say what you're thinking.
I never could make up my mind.
I see you smiling.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
You could never fascinate me.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
Take the piano and leave.
It was your fault that the train was late.
Your lips have turned orange.
Please, come closer.
I love summer in China.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I'm the best rabbi who ever lived.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Take this and pray.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Hand me the wrench.
Get ready for this.
Someone's locked the door.
Can I make trouble?
I'm trying to forgive you.
Who left a spatula in the bathroom?
Peace is like a beautiful song...
Leave it outside.
Don't get too close.
We need to go.
I feel sure.
I could never want you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
It's not ready.
Enough is enough.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
You are a handsome devil.
All's well that ends well
You're crazy.
I am going to the party.
My life is a mystery.
Hey, watch me smile.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to look at me.
You could never hate me.
A girl needs money.
I have the letter.
I heard weeping coming from the stable.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Stop, in the name of love.
Take the drink and die.
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Who left a fork in the wardrobe?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I have needs.
You need it.
I'll wait here.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
When the door opens, start crying.
I am dissatisfied.
I want to tell you about the croissant.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
It's time to go to bed.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We need to break up.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
You are so nice to me.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I'm crazy.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I want you.
I'm going to need a shovel.
When I was little, I wanted to be a beekeeper.
Let's drink
I feel terrible.
I'm the worst cosmonaut who ever lived.
You are my love.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You should hide.
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the perfect time to be here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Please, stop shouting.
Give me the spatula.
I love spring in France.
Take the drink and leave.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Am I dead, or not?
You never take me seriously.
I have time.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to be fortunate.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Winners don't quit
Your lips have turned stripey.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I feel cross.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Take this for luck.
Open your heart.
I've reported it to the President.
Can I make informed decisions?
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I'm the worst butler who ever lived.
You are so good to me.
You should listen to your father.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
Someone's listening.
I am going to Christmas.
My love, it's so expensive.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Let's watch TV!
You devil!
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
You are extreme.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I never listened.
We're alone in the universe.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You made me cry on purpose.
I see you are thinking.
Faith will move mountains.
I'm trying to save you.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are a godsend.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
You're coming with me!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
Hand me the kite.
Please, come in.
Dammit, who left a kebab in the outhouse?
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
This is the worst time to be happy.
Be yourself!
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I feel certain.
I love autumn in France.
I want you to stop loving me.
Open the door.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You dropped it.
I have to tell you about the interior designer.
I have the scroll.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I volunteer to go!
You're going to need a trapper.
I can offer you a soda.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I want that seal out of my room!
You never stop to think.
We're lucky.
You could never love me.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
A boy needs his grandfather.
Darling, it's delicious.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Take the drink and go.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
We need to order pizza.
I want you to betray me.
This is a fine ship
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I have a secret.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
I'm the best criminal who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I'll get ready.
I know the future.
We are terrible.
I could never hate you.
I feel disgusting.
You're crazy!
I see you came prepared.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You're going to need a torturer.
You know it.
I am going to the funeral.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You should ask your father.
You are a twit.
You are my inspiration.
Let's watch the game
I love spring in Ireland.
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