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When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.
We're going to need a can opener.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I have powers.
I am presumptuous.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
Leave it to the professionals.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I've reported it to the police.
Be better!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My life is over.
You never do what I want.
Hopes are like chocolate...
You angel!
You're a ghost.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I love winter in China.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I know what happened.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to read to me.
You should find your mother.
Get ready to laugh.
Throw me the muffin.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Your eyes have turned purple.
I'm the worst rabbi who ever lived.
I see you know what to do.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are so mean to me.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I feel courageous.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Don't ask any questions.
I'm trying to forgive you.
We need to close it.
I need to tell you about the banana.
Good luck!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You are a godsend.
We're ghosts.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to be sensitive.
Who left a licorice twist in the armory?
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Let's get it
You're insignificant.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Having a child is like doing the dishes...
Someone's watching us.
I have the letter.
You will always want me.
Stop, in the name of love.
A boy needs his mother.
You're never going to get away with this!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
No one can ever know that you escaped.
We are morbid.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Take this with you.
You found it.
You never say what you're thinking.
I heard a noise coming from the corridor.
I want that dinosaur out of my car!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Open the curtains.
How dare you smile at me!
This is a fine mess
Leave it alone.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I will always want you.
You should call your father.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It has to work
I want to tell you about the coach.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
This room is bugged.
Sound the alarm!
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'll listen.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Your nose has turned green.
Your eyes have turned white.
When I was little, I wanted to be a beautician.
We should hide.
I see you for who you are.
Drop it here.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I'm the greatest tattooist who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You're crazy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I am going to the funeral.
It's giving me grief.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Hand me the guitar.
When the door opens, hide.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Dammit, who left a Fanta in the closet?
My life means nothing.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Good night!
Delivery!
I'm going to need a scientist.
We are witty.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You should disown your father.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I heard weeping coming from the chapel.
A girl needs money.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I need you.
I never felt so alone.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You devil!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
No one can ever know that I like you
Please, look at me.
I feel eager.
Love is like a river...
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I want you to love me.
Let's drink
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
We're the same person.
I want you to be hearty.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
This room is haunted.
You broke it.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm the worst judge on this planet
Whoop-whoop.
Someone's locked the door.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
We need to order pizza.
Put it here.
You're going to need a shovel.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I'll watch.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
We're going to need a servant.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I know more than you realise.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I'm weird.
You are so good to me.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
I want that pony out of my house!
I see you came prepared.
It's not open.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
My love, it's delicious.
You never have time for me.
I could never hate you.
You should protect your father.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I volunteer to go!
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Don't wait to be asked.
This looks wrong.
I'm a ghost.
I never really lived.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Show no mercy
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
I feel concerned.
You need me.
Can I make fudge?
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Finding a job is like making cupcakes...
You are not my daughter.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I want you to marry me.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Please, stop smoking.
Open your heart.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Let's dance
It's your fault that the crops died.
A girl needs her mother.
I'm the only wizard on this planet
Compassion is like a violin...
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You burned it on purpose.
You are my mother.
You are festive.
Your nose has turned orange.
My life is cursed.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
We're gods.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It's not the right size.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are so nice to me.
I should pay the bill.
Dammit, who left a saw in the dungeon?
I never wanted this.
Take the piano and go.
We're going to need a hammer.
I'm a god.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I have the time.
Someone's coming this way.
The leopard does not change his spots.
You're crazy!
We're crazy.
Your cheeks have turned red.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
Don't just stand there.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
This looks suspicious.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I love spring in France.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a welder.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I want you to stop me.
You are a hero.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want that bird out of my car!
Let's go
I never wanted to die.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Get ready for this.
I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.
I am paralyzed.
Good morning!
It's time to make lunch.
Take the money and go.
It's not dead.
We've only got one bullet.
Today is the day
Hey, watch me leave.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
We need to open it.
Who left a horse in the attic?
Learning is like cooking...
My life is a mystery.
Good things come in small packages.
You're going down!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Can I make babies?
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I can't find my water anywhere.
I'll help.
Compassion is like a multi-choice quiz...
Show me the fork.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Did you fart last night?
Leave it until morning.
We're special.
I want you to be regretful.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I want you to look at me.
Don't fool around.
I never could make up my mind.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I know math.
I can offer you a wine.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Why do you love me, so much?
I love spring in England.
You are my only hope.
You never smile.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.
I feel sentimental.
Let's watch the game
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Get ready to dance.
You want it.
You should find your father.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
This is the right time to be angry.
You are a liar.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I heard laughter coming from the garage.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I volunteer as tribute!
I want that dog out of my car!
We've only got one option.
You will always love me.
This looks odd.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Running for office is like opening a window...
This room is unstable.
Please, give up while you can.
I'm insignificant.
Leave it here.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You monster!
A girl needs confidence.
Eating is all I can manage now.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I love winter in Brazil.
I'm the best drummer who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are not my conscience.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I can offer you an apple.
I knew you could survive.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
You should go to the police.
I have lost the will to live.
You're under arrest!
I feel maternal.
I am tidy.
Can I make each day count?
You're going to need a spoon.
Give me the fork.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I've reported it to mother.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I want you to clean up after me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I could never despise you.
Good grief!
You never sing anymore.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
Someone's having a bad day.
Fears are like marshmallows...
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Did you fart just now?
I never loved you.
Take this for luck.
It's now or never
You despise me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I'm trying to believe you.
I can offer you a good price.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
I'm the best matador who ever lived.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I love autumn in Japan.
I'm going to need a scout.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to be gleeful.
Plug it in here.
We're magnificent.
It's time to go to bed.
You know it.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Show me the saw.
Take the piano and die.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
We've only got one hope.
You are my inspiration.
It's not in.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
This is a stick up.
My love, it's dead.
I volunteer myself!
Who left a ball in the kitchen?
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Can I make lemonade?
Let's watch TV!
No one can ever know what we did.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Someone's listening.
I bet you know why I'm here.
This looks peculiar.
You hate me.
A girl needs her father.
I never listened.
Reading is all I can manage now.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You are not my favourite.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I'm going to need a greengrocer.
I want that koala out of my room!
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Failure is like a camera...
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
I can offer you a Powerade.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Hey, watch me dance.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Ha-cha-cha.
I could never love you.
Who left an icecream in the attic?
We are businesslike.
I'm the greatest candlemaker who ever lived.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Your face has turned green.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I have money.
I want you to be forgetful.
I love spring in China.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
No one can ever know the truth.
A boy needs love.
Take the piano and leave.
It's giving me hope.
This looks great.
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You're going to need a teacher.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Be careful!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
It's not going to fit.
I'm trying to win.
I want that crow out of my room!
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I want you to kiss me.
Please, don't move.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You could never need me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Physician, heal thyself.
This is a day to remember
I volunteer to eat it!
I can offer you a water.
I have to tell you about the unicorn.
I see you smiling.
I should start a business.
Who left an umbrella in the cloakroom?
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Your nose has turned red.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Show me the ukulele.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I feel helpless.
We've only got one life.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You're really something!
My love, it's beautiful.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I have needs.
You never call me.
I love summer in Germany.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to inspire me.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Can I make popcorn?
I want you to be threatened.
It's time to go.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
I have the will.
It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the well.
We're going to need a silversmith.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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