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Throw it here.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You are so nice to me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We've only got one hope.

I want you to stop following me.

Leave it here.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Alright, who left a carrot in the wine cellar?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Maybe no one will notice

Someone's listening.

Did you fart yesterday?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Why do you love me, so much?

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

You should protect your mother.

You're a god.

Good morning!

I am going to the party.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Give me the cracker.

Stop, in the name of the law.

We're ghosts.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

I'm the only marine on this planet

Hey, watch me leave.

We are grim.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Delivery!

I'll keep guard.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I have the gun.

I knew you could fix it.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I could never despise you.

Open your heart.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You will always fascinate me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I love autumn in Canada.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to look at me.

I never could make up my mind.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Be careful!

This room is haunted.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

It's not ready.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I volunteer to eat it!

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I see you are thinking.

Sorry, I have to take this.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're going to need a criminal.

When the door opens, remain calm.

Sound the alarm!

Take this with you.

You found it.

Get ready for this.

You monster!

You are not my father.

I'm going to need a can opener.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I have lost the will to live.

I want that swan out of my house!

I need to tell you about Monday.

I feel healthy.

I'll get ready.

A girl needs her own room.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I've reported it to the President.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You're coming with me!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Who left a chicken in the basement?

Take the piano and go.

I'm the greatest scientist on this planet

I want you to be dedicated.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'm trying to understand.

The truth is like a forest...

Can I make progress?

I need to tell you about the wardrobe.

You are my everything.

I'm special.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

We've only got one life.

It's not yours.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

Let's get it

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I have the card.

You are fanciful.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I am going to Christmas.

You never call me.

We're gods.

Don't just stand there.

You're a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

This is a day to remember

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to love me.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

You should find your father.

Be safe!

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop blaming me.

Get ready, or get out.

A boy needs his grandmother.

My life is cursed.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Give me the knife.

Take this with water.

We're going to need a can opener.

I have time.

We're going to need a poet.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I feel certain.

Your nose has turned white.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want that panda out of my life!

I should quit.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

I'm no good.

Who left a goose in the bathroom?

I love summer in Antarctica.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

No one can ever know that I like you

I volunteer as tribute!

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Friendship is like a party...

I know who you are.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

This looks edible.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I can offer you a merlot.

You could never need me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a flight attendant.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Drop it here.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

It's giving me a headache.

I see you know what to do.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Take the drink and go.

Your lips have turned blue.

You never have time for me.

Can I make it better?

It's not going to fit.

I want you to cook for me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I have to tell you about the swordsmith.

You are healthy.

We've only got one of these.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You burned it on purpose.

You are a hero.

Get ready to run.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I want you to be offensive.

I love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I have money.

My love, it's beautiful.

I feel threatened.

I can offer you a job.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Ha-cha-cha.

I should ask for more money.

We're special.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I'm a god.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

Wealth is like a lake...

Who left a can opener in the bedroom?

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

This looks nice.

How dare you smile at me!

Hey, watch me move.

We need to go.

I know the future.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

A boy needs his father.

You're never going to get away with this!

I volunteer to go!

You are so good to me.

We're the same person.

I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I've reported it to the police.

I'm the worst servant who ever lived.

I'm going to need a saw.

Stop, in the name of love.

Take this for luck.

I am going to the wedding.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I see you have done this before.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

It's giving me an error message.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Let's play

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Please, stop shouting.

Open the door.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I want you to betray me.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You are an idiot.

It's time to go to bed.

I want that shark out of my house!

I love fall in India.

No one can ever know what we did.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Get ready to die.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Winners don't quit

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I feel terrible.

A boy needs his friends.

I knew you could see it through.

You can't have it.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want to tell you about the the liferaft.

I should vote.

Someone's locked the door.

We need to break up.

I'm the only psychiatrist who ever lived.

You are zany.

You are my teacher.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I want you to be fiery.

I can offer you a carrot.

Open the bottle.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

We're going to need a lot of help.

Let's watch TV!

Don't fool around.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You should write to your mother.

Please, don't move.

I never gave up hope.

Good night!

I am going to the funeral.

Who left a lobster in the cell?

When I was little, I wanted to be an exterminator.

Get ready to laugh.

Your face has turned green.

I heard a sound coming from the living room.

Did you eat while I was away?

Your cheeks have turned pink.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This looks suspicious.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

A girl needs money.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I feel cautious.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want that whale out of my car!

I want you to hold me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I need to tell you about the kitchen.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

We are shaky.

Your face has turned grey.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm the only shepherd who ever lived.

Love is like a mountain...

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Leave it alone.

I never really lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to document my trip to England.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Let's go

I feel tenacious.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

You want it.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Good luck!

The early bird gets the worm.

I love winter in Japan.

I'm trying to care.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Please, remain silent.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Someone's coming this way.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

You need me.

You're going to need a shop assistant.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Hand me the muffin.

Take the drink and die.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

This looks odd.

I see you smiling.

Dammit, who left a gin and tonic in the waiting room?

I am overjoyed.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

A boy needs his grandfather.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I want you to be popular.

I will always hate you.

This is a fine mess

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

I'm the only thief on this planet

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

This room is bugged.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a surgeon.

I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.

It's time to go.

I never killed anyone.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

I can't find my punch anywhere.

Leave it outside.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I want you to stop questioning me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

It's not the right size.

I've reported it to the press.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Open it here.

I have faith.

Let's drink

You should write to your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

My life is a mystery.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I feel elated.

You're under arrest!

It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.

I want to tell you about the entrepreneur.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

No one can ever know the truth.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

You are incensed.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guru.

You're going to need a chauffeur.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Good grief!

Am I coming with you, or not?

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I see you every day.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

Your face has turned orange.

I could never need you.

Give me the apple.

You're special.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

How much courage do you have?

Darling, it's dead.

Be yourself!

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

You can do this

I can offer you a hot dog.

I have the letter.

You should go to the police.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can't find my octopus anywhere.

I know math.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Please, listen to me.

I am emotional.

Take this and pray.

We need to fight.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

You despise me.

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I'll get it.

I have powers.

When the lights go out, hide.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to be well-rounded.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I feel resentful.

I heard a noise coming from the corridor.

You're going to need a hammer.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You angel!

This is the right time to be here.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I love summer in Switzerland.

Your tongue has turned green.

Who left a 7-up in the laundry?

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I have the scroll.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Show me the sandwich.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

I'm going to need a terrorist.

You will always hate me.

It's not for sale.

I have needs.

Take the drink and leave.

You're going down!

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Patience is a virtue

I'm the worst farmer who ever lived.

This is the right time to be alone.

I want you to be prim.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

We need to eat.

I can offer you a bagel.

You are so mean to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Open the window.

My life is over.

This room is shrinking.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

We've only got one chance.

Please, be careful.

I want you to kiss me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I should go to the police.

I'm insignificant.

You are a poet.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want that turtle out of my house!

I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

I know what to do.

You're going to need a knife.

Your lips have turned grey.

You never take me seriously.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Who left a muffin in the outhouse?

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You love me.

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

You can have it.

It was my fault that the label came off.

When the lights go out, start crying.

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