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Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I've reported it to Interpol.
We need to stay.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
A boy needs his own room.
I want that turtle out of my house!
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want to tell you about the basement.
Darling, it's alive.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
I'm going to need a tattooist.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
This is a stick up.
Delivery!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Someone's listening.
I am going to the grand opening.
I have the will.
Ha-cha-cha.
I never killed anyone.
Why do you love me, so much?
Hey, watch me move.
Who left a moose in the library?
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I know what happened.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Take the drink and leave.
Please, be careful.
How dare you laugh at me!
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Let's get it
You should vote.
It's time to pack your bags.
I volunteer as tribute!
I see you for who you are.
You want it.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Dare to dream
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Take this for luck.
My life is cursed.
You're a god.
I want you to be regimental.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm the best chauffeur on this planet
Leave it until morning.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Sound the alarm!
I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
We are important.
Your ears have turned pink.
I'm trying to leave.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Don't wait to be asked.
You're really something!
Give me the hammer.
You could never despise me.
You are not my son.
I'm going to need a bureaucrat.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I'm crazy.
Get ready to run.
We're gods.
You're going to need a spatula.
Open the bottle.
I want you to stop tricking me.
We need to fight.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I want you to clean up after me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I can offer you a carrot.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I have a secret.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You never have time for me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Am I coming with you, or not?
The truth is like a lake...
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Whoop-whoop.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Who left an ukulele in the outhouse?
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
I volunteer myself!
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I will always want you.
I'll listen.
It's not working.
Be careful!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We should quit.
I never listened.
I know where you were.
I'm trying to win.
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
This room is unstable.
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
My love, it's so juicy.
This looks great.
I want you to be high-handed.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
Take this with you.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
This is a day to remember
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Good night!
You are so mean to me.
You're never going to get away with this!
You never say what you're thinking.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You crashed the car on purpose.
A girl needs discipline.
I have needs.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You angel!
I want you to hold me.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I'm a ghost.
It has to work
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I'm the worst garbage collector who ever lived.
We're the same person.
I'm going to need a shepherd.
I never could make up my mind.
Don't get too close.
I can't find my room anywhere.
It's not mine.
Open it here.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Hey, watch me dance.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Open the door.
I want that crab out of my room!
You should think about this.
You are a godsend.
Dying is like doing housework...
I'm going to need a spatula.
You should find your father.
Who left a wrench in the sauna?
I am going to the party.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
You're cursed.
I'll open it.
This is the right time to be angry.
We need to play.
Throw me the spoon.
I am disorganized.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I could never want you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I love summer in Japan.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Am I under arrest, or not?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I see you know what to do.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I know math.
I've reported it to the press.
Get ready to dance.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Take the piano and go.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm the greatest soldier on this planet
Can I make an effort?
I want you to cook for me.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Someone's locked the door.
It's time to go.
You burned it on purpose.
Your ears have turned grey.
I have 20-20 vision.
I feel outrageous.
I can offer you a good price.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Please, give up while you can.
I'm special.
You never sing anymore.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You are a genius.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Like father, like son.
I have the poem.
Good luck!
Leave it here.
I want you to be extravagant.
I'll help.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
This room is haunted.
Let's drink
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You're going to need an assassin.
Wealth is like a picnic in the park...
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are my everything.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.
Who left an ukulele in the office?
You monster!
A boy needs his mother.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I feel shy.
I never wanted this.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
You should protect your father.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This looks nice.
I want you to inspire me.
It's not right.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Fears are like chocolate...
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Can I make it up?
I am stupid.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
We're going to need a spin doctor.
It's your fault that the cat died.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
My life means nothing.
Please, look at me.
I have the card.
You never call me.
How dare you look at me!
I knew you could live like this.
Throw it here.
You're crazy.
Take the drink and go.
This room is shrinking.
I want that fish out of my house!
You can't have it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I feel lucky.
Let's dance
My love, it's delicious.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Today is the day
In the midst of life we are in death.
Your nose has turned spotted.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's giving me an error message.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
A boy needs boundaries.
You are so good to me.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Dating is like doing chores...
You're a ghost.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm the best secretary who ever lived.
Good morning!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Give it here.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Did you fart while I was away?
I want you to be self-reliant.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Can I make up?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I knew you could see it through.
I love winter in Spain.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Knitting is good for the soul.
You could never need me.
I'm trying to open it.
We're going to need a knife.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I am going to Easter.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
You should listen to your mother.
You are so kind to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Love is like a picnic in the park...
When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I am completely normal.
We should ask for more money.
Give me the umbrella.
Let's watch the game
You can do this
I want to tell you about the drummer.
I feel healthy.
I'm going to need a comedian.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Don't fool around.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
We've only got one of these.
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...
I can't find my Powerade anywhere.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
Who left a wrench in the laundry?
Your tongue has turned blue.
Open your heart.
You are a liar.
I want you to kiss me.
This is the worst time to be here.
Hey, watch me leave.
I'm a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
You can have it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
I'll get it.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
When the lights go out, start singing.
No one can ever know what we did.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
We need to make out.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
I could never despise you.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
It's not tight enough.
I feel important.
I knew you could turn things around.
I know the future.
I never hurt anybody.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I have the gun.
I'm the only imam who ever lived.
I volunteer to go!
Take this with water.
You're going to need a clown.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
This is a fine ship
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Give me the chair.
You are my teacher.
Who left a swan in the wine cellar?
I want you to help me.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Please, don't eat that.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You are a thief.
You found it.
No one can ever know that you survived.
We're ghosts.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I see you are thinking.
I heard a sound coming from the studio.
We've only got one option.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Can I make amends?
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You could never fascinate me.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
I can offer you a sandwich.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We need to open it.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want that donkey out of my room!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
It's not heavy.
Let's eat
Take the money and die.
I need to tell you about the another dimension.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You are an artist.
I am going to the wedding.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I'm trying to believe you.
I want you to be sporting.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
We're going to need a mechanic.
I should pay the bill.
This looks wrong.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
It's giving me grief.
You are assertive.
I love spring in India.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I heard weeping coming from the stable.
It's time to make lunch.
We've only got one chance.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Can I make a plan?
You're under arrest!
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Show me the pickle.
You are my daughter.
I could never need you.
I have the letter.
I'm the greatest police officer on this planet
Leave it outside.
You should disown your mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a trapper.
I want that cat out of my car!
We're no good.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Someone's in here.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are a handsome devil.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Did you eat just now?
We are neurotic.
This looks peculiar.
I can offer you a lemonade.
I feel sexy.
Who left a punch in the bedroom?
We need to close it.
Get ready to laugh.
I can't find my martini anywhere.
This room is bugged.
Am I dead, or not?
I see you came prepared.
Please, stay where you are.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I knew you could open it.
You will always hate me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Plug it in here.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I know what to do.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'll sit on it.
You won't find it.
Open sesame.
You are my reason for living.
I love spring in Japan.
Just be yourself
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be weary.
When I was little, I wanted to be a silversmith.
I want that zebra out of my house!
I'm going to need a gravedigger.
Show me the celery stick.
The truth is like a mountain...
Someone's coming this way.
I have money.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Stop, in the name of love.
I feel skeptical.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
We should go to the police.
I'm no good.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to love me.
Can I make better choices?
When the party starts, start crying.
We need to order pizza.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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