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I want to tell you about the poet.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'm going to need a yak herder.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This room is unstable.

You never stop to think.

Who left a screwdriver in the office?

I'm cursed.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can offer you a carrot.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Please, listen to me.

I volunteer to go!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

We are balanced.

This is a stick up.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I am going to the wedding.

Leave it outside.

You monster!

I want you to stop smelling me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Take the drink and go.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

A girl needs her friends.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Take this with you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I never gave up hope.

Sound the alarm!

I feel tough.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Let's eat

Get ready to run.

You could never hate me.

You are so mean to me.

I should start a business.

Delivery!

I want you to cook for me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you to be fuming.

We need to close it.

No one suspects a thing

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I can't find my macchiato anywhere.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

You are a handsome devil.

This looks suspicious.

It's not mine.

You should listen to your mother.

I want that lion out of my life!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Your lips have turned red.

I know what happened.

Why do you love me, so much?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's giving me grief.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

How dare you smile at me!

I can offer you a lemonade.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You're a ghost.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

We're gods.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Give it here.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Please, don't touch that.

I have the gun.

You never take me seriously.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I'm the greatest technician on this planet

Find some proof that she tricked you.

It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

You are paralyzed.

I'm magnificent.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Be yourself!

I want to tell you about the guest room.

I've reported it to the President.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Take the money and die.

Good grief!

My life means nothing.

You made me cry on purpose.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're really something!

You are my mother.

Get ready to dance.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Hey, watch me dance.

Show me the umbrella.

You will always despise me.

You won't find it.

I want you.

Don't fool around.

I can offer you an icecream.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You are a godsend.

I want you to marry me.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

A boy needs a job.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I'm going to need a knife.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Who left an apple in the office?

Someone's coming this way.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You are never too old to learn.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I want you to be cold.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

It's not easy.

I see you let yourself in.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

Please, don't move.

I love winter in France.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I have powers.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Why do you tease me, so much?

When I was little, I wanted to be a garbage collector.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Open the curtains.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'll watch.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm a god.

Good luck!

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can't find my bunny anywhere.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You know it.

We're magnificent.

Am I dead, or not?

I can offer you a Fanta.

You are my love.

I'm the only mortician on this planet

You are not my mother.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Your nose has turned blue.

We're ghosts.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I feel courageous.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Someone's listening.

You angel!

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I never killed anyone.

You're going to need a waiter.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

A boy needs boundaries.

I want you to be insecure.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're going to need a spatula.

Can I make it count?

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to kiss me.

We've only got one bullet.

This is the worst time to be happy.

This looks peculiar.

Who left a soda in the lounge room?

Take the piano and die.

It's time to go to bed.

This room is shrinking.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I've reported it to mother.

I heard a howl coming from the pantry.

I love autumn in Japan.

I want that puppy out of my life!

When the door opens, hide.

I have to tell you about the milkshake.

I have the scroll.

Good morning!

Hey, watch me leave.

I see you are thinking.

You're crazy!

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

The Devil is in the details.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

No one can ever know that I like you

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

No one will ever know

Give me the teddy bear.

This is a fine ship

Take this for luck.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I'm the worst guru on this planet

The first thing to consider is safety.

It's not yours.

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

I can offer you a job.

You never call me.

I'm trying to open it.

We need to eat.

You are my teacher.

You're going to need an author.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's giving me hope.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I feel wonderful.

Put it here.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I want you to be false.

I want you to stop loving me.

We've only got one of these.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You devil!

Your ears have turned stripey.

A girl needs love.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I have the poem.

My life is a mystery.

Someone's locked the door.

It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Life is like a beautiful melody...

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I never hurt anybody.

I am going to Easter.

I need you.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

I see you have done this before.

I can offer you a latte.

Can I make magic?

I knew you could fix it.

You should go to the police.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You are a thief.

We are progressive.

When the lights go out, hide.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Alright, who left a chair in the bedroom?

I want you to stop me.

I have faith.

Please, come in.

Did you eat while I was away?

I want that hippopotamus out of my room!

You burned it on purpose.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is a day to remember

Open it here.

You dropped it.

Give me the kebab.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Take the money and leave.

I know the future.

Get ready, or get out.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

A boy needs his mother.

How much money do you have?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Don't ask any questions.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Hey, watch me smile.

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

It was my fault that the cat died.

I feel suspicious.

I can offer you a muffin.

I never wanted this.

I've reported it to the press.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You're never going to get away with this!

How dare you laugh at me!

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's giving me an error message.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Dammit, who left an apple in the garage?

I have lost the will to live.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Dying is like making toast...

I love winter in Switzerland.

Crime is like a canvas...

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

Someone's in here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Take this and pray.

I can offer you a good price.

You're going to need a shovel.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.

You are my daughter.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I know who you are.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

It's not tight enough.

Give me the pickle.

I want that deer out of my car!

Knitting is good for the soul.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Stop, in the name of love.

This room is haunted.

You're going to need a priest.

Open your heart.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I'll get ready.

You are alienated.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Can I make believe?

Whoop-whoop.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I never loved you.

Get ready to die.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Let's dance

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I see you know what to do.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I can offer you a banana.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Take the money and go.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You are my only hope.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

My life matters.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.

I have to tell you about the classroom.

Who left a fork in the office?

Open the door.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You should start a business.

Finding a job is like turning on a radio...

Good night!

Let's play

Give me the guitar.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I could never despise you.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Did you get lucky last night?

Throw it here.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I know what to do.

This looks familiar.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Don't get too close.

I feel envious.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I'm the best paleontologist who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Can I make a wish?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

A boy needs his father.

You can have it.

You should protect your mother.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Defeat is like a forest...

We need to help each other.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want that owl out of my car!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Dammit, who left a Guinness in the dining room?

We've only got one hope.

You are not my son.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Open the bottle.

This looks wrong.

Your tongue has turned orange.

Did you fart at work?

We are suave.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

When the party starts, hide.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I have a secret.

This is the right time to be angry.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I want you to inspire me.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

You're coming with me!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm trying to care.

All's well that ends well

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I'm the best factory worker who ever lived.

You will always need me.

I see you smiling.

Leave it here.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You are my favourite.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

Be safe!

Reading is good for the soul.

You are an inspiration.

I want that wolf out of my house!

Leave it until morning.

I've reported it to Interpol.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

You're a god.

I want you to be uncooperative.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I love winter in Germany.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are trembling.

Someone's having a bad day.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You're no good.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

We're the same person.

You're going to need a psychiatrist.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

You should listen to your father.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I have the will.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

This room is bugged.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I feel frustrated.

I'm the worst marine on this planet

Plug it in here.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

I never listened.

I could never love you.

Give me the fishcake.

You are so kind to me.

You love me.

It's almost over

I want that duck out of my house!

We need to open it.

My life is cursed.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I'll open it.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop tickling me.

It's time to go.

Take the drink and die.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I want you to hold me.

A girl needs her mother.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Your face has turned green.

It's not dead.

I love spring in Spain.

I see you for who you are.

Laughing is good for the soul.

You're magnificent.

You are a twit.

I'm going to need a barber.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

My love, it's so expensive.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Please, don't take that.

You never have time for me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Be careful!

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Can I make dumplings?

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