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You're a god.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Open the bottle.

I'll keep guard.

It's not appropriate.

Someone's locked the door.

This is a fine ship

He was unconscious when I found him.

I feel funky.

Let's get it

We need to order pizza.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

You are not my son.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I have powers.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

You should write to your mother.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Give me the ukulele.

You burned it on purpose.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I am going to the grand opening.

Hey, watch me leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Get ready to run.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Don't ask any questions.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

Can I make it through?

I'm going to need a nanny.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You're cursed.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I've reported it to mother.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

A boy needs boundaries.

I should ask for more money.

You're coming with me!

I see you smiling.

We're the same person.

Good night!

Strength is like a river...

Take the drink and leave.

I want you to inspire me.

I will always need you.

Take this for luck.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

Dancing is good for the soul.

How much luck do you have?

I have the scroll.

Open the door.

I can offer you a whiskey.

It's time to go to bed.

Okay, who left a bike in the laundry?

You are not my favourite.

We are tragic.

You want it.

I want you to be cautious.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

I feel youthful.

I'm the only jockey who ever lived.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You are so good to me.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I've reported it to the press.

I want to tell you about the impersonator.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I have faith.

You should call your father.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

You need me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

We need to make a plan.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Your face has turned yellow.

You're weird.

This room is bugged.

Please, stay where you are.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's not easy.

You never take me seriously.

I heard weeping coming from the basement.

It's giving me grief.

Be yourself!

Throw it here.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You're going to need a terrorist.

I never wanted to die.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'll sit on it.

My life is over.

You are a godsend.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

This looks odd.

I want you to love me.

Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...

Today is the day

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You're amazing!

We've only got one life.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to be reverential.

I love summer in Germany.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Am I dead, or not?

I need you.

I am going to the party.

We're ghosts.

You should pay the bill.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I'm trying to win.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

We are irreverent.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Stop, in the name of love.

We're going to need a fork.

It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

Give me the sandwich.

We need to help each other.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

You know it.

Sound the alarm!

I've reported it to the President.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You should ask your father.

I can offer you a good price.

I want that octopus out of my life!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Leave it outside.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Who left an icecream in the basement?

Good morning!

Darling, it's dead.

How dare you look at me!

A girl needs a job.

You're going to need a publisher.

Let's go

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Did you fart yesterday?

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I see you came prepared.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I have time.

Your nose has turned orange.

I'll help.

We're crazy.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This looks suspicious.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Open your heart.

I have the letter.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to marry me.

This is a fine mess

Please, don't eat that.

You never sing anymore.

You made me cry on purpose.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Don't get too close.

I feel like crying.

Hey, watch me dance.

You're going to need a knife.

I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?

It's not in.

You are not my father.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Who left a guitar in the walk-in freezer?

My life means nothing.

Open it here.

It's giving me hope.

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

I want that dog out of my car!

I know where you were.

Take the drink and die.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Can I make a plan?

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Finding a job is like tidying your room...

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Take this and pray.

Leave it here.

I knew you could survive.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You should think about this.

I want you to be well-meaning.

We're alone in the universe.

We need to stop.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Did you eat today?

A girl needs her friends.

We're gods.

Your face has turned green.

I see you are thinking.

Maybe no one will notice

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

Sorry, I have to take this.

It's time to pack your bags.

You devil!

I want you to betray me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'm the best security guard who ever lived.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

How dare you smile at me!

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

I'll open it.

Don't wait to be asked.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You fascinate me.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm trying to believe you.

I am frightening.

You should find your father.

I want that pony out of my car!

I've reported it to Interpol.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Let's eat

I want to tell you about Monday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Reading is all I can manage now.

You are a poet.

Who left a lemonade in the office?

I never could make up my mind.

You're going down!

Can I make an impression?

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

Throw me the bike.

Your nose has turned brown.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to be mannered.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are my son.

Please, come closer.

I can offer you a milkshake.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You never have time for me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I am going to the funeral.

Did you get lucky just now?

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.

I feel independent.

I love fall in Switzerland.

We need to break up.

Be careful!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I'll wait here.

It's almost over

I could never despise you.

I know who you are.

You should start a business.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want to tell you about the wine cellar.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Get ready to laugh.

Leave it alone.

I want you to clean up after me.

Take the drink and go.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are so nice to me.

Give it here.

Am I coming with you, or not?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'm going to need a director.

Good luck!

I'm a ghost.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I volunteer to eat it!

You monster!

You're crazy.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It's giving me an error message.

Who left a muffin in the barn?

I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Can I make a movie?

I love summer in India.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'll get ready.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Hand me the guitar.

You're going to need a fork.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want that dog out of my room!

You are my reason for living.

I want you to listen to me.

I know what happened.

I want you to be paralyzed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cheesemaker.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I have needs.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

Hey, watch me smile.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I feel ticklish.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Open the window.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I'm no good.

Be safe!

We are devoted.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

I love spring in America.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Please, be careful.

A boy needs love.

Don't just stand there.

You deserve this

Who left a juice in the outhouse?

Someone's listening.

I'm the only lawyer on this planet

I'm a god.

I volunteer myself!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I never wanted this.

Put it here.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Your eyes have turned black.

Let's drink

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I love you.

You're going to need a construction worker.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

We should quit.

We need to make out.

It's not for sale.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the control room.

This looks nice.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You're going to need a spoon.

I know what to do.

You never stop to think.

I want you to be forceful.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want you to cook for me.

You are my love.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I feel impatient.

I am messy.

Ha-cha-cha.

I am going to Easter.

You're magnificent.

I have lost the will to live.

My love, it's so shiny.

Practice makes perfect.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

I volunteer to go!

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Who left a doll in the stable?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Take this with you.

This is the right time to be happy.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Can I make it easier?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

A boy needs his grandmother.

You should make peace with your father.

This room is unstable.

I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.

It's time to go.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I know math.

I love winter in Australia.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I'm going to need a singer.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's giving me a headache.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want you to read to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

I want to tell you about the bratwurst.

I want that bird out of my life!

I feel maternal.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Who left a muffin in the closet?

I am going to Christmas.

I can offer you a cranberry juice.

Just be yourself

I want you to be objective.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

We've only got one bullet.

I'm the only customs officer on this planet

Keep your powder dry.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Take the money and go.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'll get it.

Get ready to die.

You are so kind to me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are a handsome devil.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You will always despise me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I hate you.

You're never going to get away with this!

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a job.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I knew you could see it through.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I see you let yourself in.

Good grief!

It's not safe.

Hey, watch me move.

I know more than you realise.

You won't find it.

Your ears have turned black.

I feel deceitful.

Take the piano and die.

I can offer you an ale.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Who left a licorice twist in the basement?

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one chance.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Whoop-whoop.

Get ready for this.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I'm the only gravedigger who ever lived.

I should start a business.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to document my trip to France.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

Out of sight, out of mind.

This is a day to remember

You will always hate me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're going to need a fraudster.

Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...

No one can ever know that you can dance.

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