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You made me cry on purpose.
You know it.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to stop following me.
Be safe!
I'm a ghost.
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I am going to Christmas.
Okay, who left a shovel in the guest room?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to help me.
We're gods.
You're going to pay!
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
A boy needs a job.
I'll wait here.
Plug it in here.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Did you fart this morning?
Take this with water.
This looks peculiar.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We've only got one life.
We're insignificant.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are generous.
Throw me the cracker.
This room is shrinking.
I know math.
You are an artist.
I hate you.
It was your fault that the movie sucked.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You should protect your father.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can offer you a soda.
Hey, watch me leave.
Someone's in here.
I volunteer myself!
No one will ever know
You never sing anymore.
No one can ever know that I was here.
My love, it's so expensive.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.
I see you every day.
I love summer in France.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Sorry, I have to take this.
Let's watch the game
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a good price.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
I am going to the party.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Get ready for this.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
You are so mean to me.
My life means nothing.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
We're going to need a hunter.
I want you to be devious.
I have a secret.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We need to help each other.
You should think about this.
I have the scroll.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
You could never despise me.
Put it here.
I'm the worst shepherd who ever lived.
Open the bottle.
Don't get too close.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
How dare you look at me!
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Who left a kitten in the cell?
You burned it on purpose.
I have to tell you about the sandwich.
I never killed anyone.
This room is unstable.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I want you to kill me.
You are a genius.
I know who you are.
I want that scorpion out of my life!
Take the drink and die.
Give me the muffin.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Your ears have turned grey.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
Can I make sushi?
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I'll open it.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You angel!
This looks bad.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Did you eat last night?
I'm alone in the universe.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is a fine mess
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
When the party starts, hide.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I love you.
You're a ghost.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I have time.
I love fall in Australia.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I feel indecisive.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I've reported it to the President.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
It's your fault that the cat died.
I can't find my room anywhere.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Falling in love is like writing a to do list...
It was my fault that the label came off.
I need to tell you about Easter.
It's time to go.
You are so nice to me.
You never listen.
I want you to stop loving me.
You're crazy!
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
It's almost over
I want that tiger out of my room!
I have the will.
A girl needs confidence.
I'm the best butcher on this planet
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Am I dead, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
My life is a mystery.
Nothing new under the sun.
I want you to be self-reliant.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I see you know what to do.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Leave it to the professionals.
Don't just stand there.
You should disown your mother.
We've only got one bullet.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I want you to hold me.
I love summer in Germany.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Show me the burger.
Your nose has turned pink.
Who left a soda in the conservatory?
We're magnificent.
Let's play
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Good night!
We're going to need a blacksmith.
Open your heart.
You will always hate me.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Someone's having a bad day.
We're ghosts.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You want it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
This is a fine ship
You never smile.
It's time to make lunch.
I know where you were.
I feel independent.
Show no mercy
Learning is like opening a window...
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Can I make trouble?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Take the piano and leave.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I despise you.
Be careful!
I want you to inspire me.
Take this with you.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Delivery!
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
We should quit.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You devil!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Leave it alone.
I am gullible.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I want to tell you about the Budweiser.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I want that bee out of my house!
You're crazy.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm a god.
Who left a spatula in the walk-in freezer?
Show me the fishcake.
It's giving me an error message.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
This is a stick up.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I see you have done this before.
I'm the best archaeologist who ever lived.
A boy needs his space.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
You love me.
Open it here.
I have faith.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
You never have time for me.
Open the door.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Your face has turned yellow.
I want you to stop me.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I love autumn in China.
I can offer you a pinot.
Don't ask any questions.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I feel brave.
You are a liar.
You are not my favourite.
We need to play.
I've reported it to mother.
You should call your father.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
I want you to be fraudulent.
You lost it.
You're going to need a spoon.
You're going to need a pickpocket.
I know what to do.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Can I make a plan?
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.
Leave it here.
Please, give me that.
You are my only hope.
I have the letter.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
Stop, in the name of love.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I will always hate you.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want that kangaroo out of my house!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Alright, who left a beer in the studio?
Maybe no one will notice
I never gave up hope.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
A girl needs boundaries.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Hand me the sandwich.
You never do what I want.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Open the window.
Your face has turned stripey.
I need to tell you about the Pepsi.
I want you to look at me.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I'm the best spelunker on this planet
Be yourself!
You're insignificant.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I feel cross.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're going to need a knife.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I know more than you realise.
Please, lie down.
We are sanctimonious.
I should go to the police.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Can I make an impression?
Hey, watch me move.
Love is blind.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You are an idiot.
Take the drink and leave.
You could never fascinate me.
Someone's listening.
This room is bugged.
My love, it's beautiful.
It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.
Did you fart just now?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's not safe.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
No one can ever know what we did.
You are not my son.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Good grief!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Who left a dolphin in the wardrobe?
You never take me seriously.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Pride is like a party...
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I heard a sound coming from the pantry.
You are my inspiration.
I'll help.
I'm the only mayor on this planet
Be better!
We're going to need a can opener.
When the party starts, start singing.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm lucky.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I never wanted this.
Get ready to die.
My life is cursed.
You're never going to get away with this!
Sound the alarm!
I want you to stop blaming me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Take the money and die.
I should start a business.
This room is haunted.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I want you to betray me.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
We're going to need a park ranger.
I can offer you a smoothie.
Can I make time?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Give it here.
It's not appropriate.
I've reported it to the police.
Who left a whale in the kitchen?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I have the knife.
Your lips have turned purple.
How dare you smile at me!
I knew you could live like this.
Hand me the kite.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.
I'll keep guard.
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
It's your fault that the label came off.
The bigger, the better.
I am forceful.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
Your face has turned red.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I love autumn in India.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
You will always love me.
You monster!
When the door opens, hide.
I want that camel out of my life!
Please, stay where you are.
Ha-cha-cha.
Open the curtains.
I want you to stop smelling me.
We're the same person.
I want you to read to me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
It's not mine.
I should think about this.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I'm the best monk on this planet
It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I am going to the grand opening.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
We're going to need a fork.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
How much courage do you have?
I'm weird.
Good luck!
Someone's watching us.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
I never listened.
When I was little, I wanted to be an optometrist.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Take this and pray.
This is the right time to be angry.
Did you get lucky just now?
I'll get it.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I've reported it to the press.
I volunteer as tribute!
This looks edible.
You could never need me.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I am hedonistic.
I want you.
Show me the kebab.
Can I make believe?
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Anger is like a winter's day...
You broke the vase on purpose.
We need to stop.
It's not ready.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I bet you know why I'm going.
Hey, watch me smile.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It's your fault that the game sucked.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I want you to stop tickling me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.
I'm crazy.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I'm the greatest winemaker on this planet
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm trying to win.
I can offer you a water.
A boy needs his friends.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Don't fool around.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You should hide.
You should listen to your mother.
I want that hamster out of my car!
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I never really lived.
Give me the spatula.
I feel impulsive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Let's get it
Someone's coming this way.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Please, don't touch that.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You broke it.
You are so good to me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is a day to remember
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I love spring in France.
You're special.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I just want a Coke. What's wrong with that?
Fear is like a mountain...
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make informed decisions?
Open sesame.
I am destructive.
Fears are like marshmallows...
You're amazing!
Let the buyer beware.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
How dare you laugh at me!
Take this for luck.
No one can ever know that I like you
You are not my type.
Take the piano and die.
I need to tell you about the Jack Daniels.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
You should quit.
Did you fart yesterday?
Let's eat
You are my father.
I know the future.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Your ears have turned stripey.
You should make peace with your mother.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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