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This is the worst time to be alone.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
My life matters.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
A girl needs a job.
How dare you smile at me!
You're amazing!
I love summer in Brazil.
I never loved you.
I want that shark out of my room!
I know where you were.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I have a secret.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I see you for who you are.
I want you to read to me.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Can I make believe?
Ha-cha-cha.
Leave it until morning.
I can offer you a muffin.
You devil!
Put it here.
We're insignificant.
I want you to stop following me.
Did you eat yesterday?
Why do you love me, so much?
You are an artist.
Be safe!
I'm trying to help.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm going to need a geologist.
Getting married is like eating spaghetti...
Take this for luck.
We need to stop.
Sorry, I have to take this.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Sound the alarm!
Who left a snake in the office?
Please, be careful.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Open the window.
I'm a ghost.
We're ghosts.
You know it.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
This looks great.
Someone's in here.
I want you to be cute.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
It's giving me a headache.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
It's not working.
We're going to need a knife.
I heard a howl coming from the stable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
I need to tell you about the sniper.
I feel miserable.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
This room is shrinking.
It's time to make lunch.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I see you have done this before.
You should protect your mother.
Your ego is like a canvas...
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Leave it to the professionals.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
My life is over.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I love autumn in England.
Take the piano and go.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I know more than you realise.
Don't fool around.
Did you fart at work?
I am going to Easter.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You're lucky.
A girl needs her space.
I'm trying to save you.
Give me the can opener.
We're going to need a fortune-teller.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Your face has turned grey.
Good grief!
I volunteer as tribute!
This is the perfect time to be angry.
This is a stick up.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to stop tricking me.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This looks odd.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Am I under arrest, or not?
He was unconscious when I found him.
It's not appropriate.
You are a hero.
I'm the only assassin who ever lived.
You could never hate me.
You should vote.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I never wanted to die.
No one can ever know how we did it.
This room is bugged.
Get ready, or get out.
It's time to pack your bags.
Take the piano and leave.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Let's go
No one can ever know that I am alive.
My love, it's so expensive.
We're the same person.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want that dog out of my car!
I love fall in Germany.
Open the curtains.
Your ears have turned pink.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Don't ask any questions.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Who left a wrench in the waiting room?
Take this with you.
I'm a god.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
You're crazy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
Can I make it work?
I know what happened.
We've only got one life.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You should make peace with your mother.
You are transparent.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are not my conscience.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Someone's having a bad day.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Delivery!
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I have the time.
I want you to be boisterous.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Hand me the kebab.
You're going to pay!
Becoming rich is like taking a bath...
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I never really lived.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I am going to the grand opening.
Good luck!
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Find some proof that he fooled you.
We're gods.
Your face has turned black.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
No rest for the wicked.
I'm going to need a choreographer.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
It's time to go to bed.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I'll keep guard.
Who left a chardonnay in the dungeon?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I'm no good.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Take the drink and die.
You will always need me.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Leave it outside.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You should find your father.
Please, stop shouting.
I'm the best sheriff on this planet
You're a god.
I could never want you.
I'm trying to understand.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Am I dead, or not?
Can I make an impression?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's giving me an error message.
Be yourself!
You never do what I want.
I want you to be content.
I see you every day.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This looks familiar.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
You're going to need a shovel.
I feel anxious.
How dare you laugh at me!
You are my teacher.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Get ready for this.
This is a day to remember
I never killed anyone.
We need to make a plan.
You are so good to me.
It's time to go.
I love winter in Ireland.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I want that octopus out of my car!
A boy needs love.
I can't find my milkshake anywhere.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I am incensed.
You monster!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Throw me the burger.
It's not yours.
I have the poem.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
You could never fascinate me.
My life is a mystery.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
No one can ever know the truth.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
Please, give me that.
I'm the only physicist on this planet
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Throw it here.
Who left a Jack Daniels in the studio?
I want you to listen to me.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Getting married is like making spaghetti...
Hey, watch me dance.
You should ask your mother.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Don't get too close.
This is crazy
I want you to be pugnacious.
Good morning!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
We're alone in the universe.
Someone's locked the door.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You never say what you're thinking.
This room is haunted.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I can offer you a cracker.
You dropped it.
I see you smiling.
I've reported it to the police.
I love spring in England.
We are unprincipled.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Let's watch TV!
I want that porcupine out of my life!
This looks nice.
Once bitten, twice shy.
I'm the worst sculptor who ever lived.
A boy needs his grandmother.
We've only got one bullet.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I can't find my apple anywhere.
We're going to need an air traffic controller.
You are a twit.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Leave it here.
Give me the screwdriver.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I know what to do.
This is a fine mess
I feel glamorous.
Please, stop smoking.
I can offer you a job.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
Who left a guitar in the pantry?
Just try not to cry
This room is unstable.
You never have time for me.
You could never want me.
Take the money and go.
Open your heart.
You're under arrest!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
It's giving me hope.
This looks interesting.
Get ready to die.
I should ask for more money.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want that bear out of my life!
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
History repeats itself.
Someone's listening.
Your tongue has turned orange.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
I knew you could live like this.
How much luck do you have?
Darling, it's beautiful.
I will always hate you.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I feel tenacious.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Did you fart while I was away?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
No one can ever know that I was here.
I have needs.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Throw me the hammer.
I want you to betray me.
I have the scroll.
This looks wrong.
You're going to need a dentist.
You are a handsome devil.
I see you know what to do.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Who left a Heineken in the outhouse?
Be better!
You never call me.
We're going to need a spoon.
We are sorrowful.
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
Can I make friends?
I love winter in India.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to be exciting.
Today is the day
How much money do you have?
Whoop-whoop.
Take this with water.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You lost it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fraudster.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Throw me the bratwurst.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You should write to your mother.
Love makes the world go round.
A girl needs boundaries.
You should think about this.
We're weird.
You are so nice to me.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I never hurt anybody.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I've reported it to the President.
It's not for sale.
I feel worked up.
I want that fox out of my house!
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Plug it in here.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I volunteer to eat it!
I have the knife.
You are a poet.
I love spring in Spain.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I am power-hungry.
I'll help.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Who left a fork in the dungeon?
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
When I was little, I wanted to be a social worker.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Take the money and die.
I want you to kill me.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I'm the only librarian who ever lived.
Can I make soup?
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I can offer you an orange juice.
They know it was me
I know who you are.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me move.
You are so kind to me.
I've reported it to mother.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Learning is like making bread...
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my house anywhere.
A girl needs confidence.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I want you to be worried.
Don't upset your father, not now.
We're going to need a lot of water.
I volunteer to go!
We're going to need a sleuth.
Get ready to dance.
Your eyes have turned purple.
I feel brave.
I want that cat out of my life!
You want it.
You're magnificent.
You're really something!
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I am cold.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I knew you could survive.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Good night!
I will always love you.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Dammit, who left a chicken in the laundry?
When the bell rings, remain calm.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mercenary.
I am going to the party.
Be careful!
Stop, in the name of love.
It's not ready.
You are my father.
I want you to cook for me.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
A boy needs his mother.
You are so mean to me.
Let's eat
I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.
I have lost the will to live.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Dying is like doing chores...
I can offer you a 7-up.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I love autumn in France.
I want that dinosaur out of my car!
I want you to be uncertain.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
You're crazy!
Can I make time?
I'm going to need a wizard.
You love me.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
We need to stay.
You can't have it.
We're going to need a wrench.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
When the party starts, remain calm.
It's not going to fit.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I have to tell you about the bogeyman.
I feel elated.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Open the bottle.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You should disown your mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a salesperson.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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