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I can't find my banana anywhere.
Get ready, or get out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I have time.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
You devil!
This is a day to remember
Laughing is good for the soul.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Good night!
I feel stylish.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Fears are like marshmallows...
My life means nothing.
Your ears have turned green.
It's not in.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
It's giving me grief.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
How dare you laugh at me!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This is crazy
Someone's having a bad day.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Sound the alarm!
I should ask for more money.
Why do you love me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You're going to pay!
You should disown your father.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You're going to need a beekeeper.
Take the piano and die.
You are so nice to me.
Did you eat yesterday?
Be better!
We need to make a plan.
I know math.
Open your heart.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm the best mobster on this planet
I'm a god.
Leave it until morning.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You are not my conscience.
I want you to stop me.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You can't have it.
I could never need you.
We're special.
We're ghosts.
I love spring in France.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Your nose has turned spotted.
I've reported it to the police.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Let's watch TV!
You made me cry on purpose.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I never hurt anybody.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Delivery!
Plug it in here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I have the letter.
Throw me the bratwurst.
I heard weeping coming from the stable.
My life matters.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
It's not safe.
Hey, watch me move.
Dating is like fixing a computer...
It's time to brush your teeth.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
This room is shrinking.
You angel!
I have money.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Sorry, I have to take this.
I should hide.
Can I make noises?
You are my love.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
No one will ever know
You're amazing!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I can offer you a croissant.
I'll be here, if you need me.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Your eyes have turned yellow.
Someone's locked the door.
You hate me.
I want you to cook for me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You are a thief.
I am perverse.
Don't get too close.
I'm going to need a spatula.
I'm going to need a librarian.
We've only got one bullet.
Let's dance
This is a fine ship
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I see you came prepared.
I love autumn in Ireland.
Fears are like chocolate...
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You should find your father.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Your face has turned spotted.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Good luck!
Open the window.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I feel romantic.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Stop, in the name of the law.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Did you fart yesterday?
No one can ever know that you survived.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to stop loving me.
We're the same person.
You never do what I want.
My life is over.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I'll watch.
Okay, who left a can opener in the barn?
This looks familiar.
I knew you could turn things around.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
It's not going to fit.
You're magnificent.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I hate you.
Motivation is like a mountain...
Can I make magic?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
A boy needs a job.
I know the future.
We should hide.
I want that wolf out of my car!
Your lips have turned white.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm a ghost.
You are not my father.
Please, lie down.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
You are so good to me.
You need me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Give me the screwdriver.
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
It's giving me an error message.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You should call your father.
Let's get it
I'm the only surgeon who ever lived.
We're gods.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I want you to read to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I want you to stop following me.
Someone's in here.
I can offer you a wine.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I heard a sound coming from the library.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
I see you let yourself in.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
You are a handsome devil.
I feel paranoid.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Be yourself!
Learning is like making a sandwich...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I am going to Christmas.
You should vote.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
We need to play.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I have the time.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a dictator.
You're going to need a wrench.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You need it.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I'm special.
Am I dead, or not?
Did you fart while I was away?
Your ears have turned yellow.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's now or never
I need to tell you about the bagel.
You never sing anymore.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Who left a lemonade in the office?
Good grief!
Hey, watch me leave.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Let's eat
I want you to stop lying to me.
Make haste slowly.
I have 20-20 vision.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I feel miserable.
Can I make money?
I want that cow out of my house!
Give me the slice of pizza.
A boy needs his own room.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to marry me.
We've only got one option.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
This is the worst time to be angry.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Open sesame.
Anger is like an autumn day...
I've reported it to the press.
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
I am going to Easter.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It's time to go.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
We need to make better decisions.
I'm trying to help.
I never could make up my mind.
Take this and pray.
This room is unstable.
Your eyes have turned blue.
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Good morning!
I have to tell you about Thursday.
I'm the greatest private detective on this planet
It's your fault that the dog died.
We're no good.
A boy needs discipline.
I love summer in France.
You're going to need a psychiatrist.
We are self-sufficent.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
I'll get ready.
Can I make joy?
You are an artist.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Alright, who left a carrot in the cell?
I can offer you a hot dog.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I knew you could survive.
It has to work
I want to tell you about the bread-stick.
Your face has turned grey.
I want you to love me.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Open it here.
Leave it outside.
I volunteer myself!
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I have the gun.
I feel like crying.
I know where you were.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
My life is cursed.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
You never say what you're thinking.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
We're going to need a spoon.
I have powers.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
Take the money and leave.
I see you for who you are.
Someone's coming this way.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Let's play
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
We're lucky.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I love autumn in Canada.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Your face has turned blue.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
All's well that ends well
Dammit, who left a wrench in the stable?
This looks edible.
I've reported it to the President.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
You're crazy!
This room is haunted.
You are an idiot.
You're a ghost.
You will always need me.
I'm the only astronaut on this planet
I want that dolphin out of my house!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Did you get lucky last night?
I have needs.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I never gave up hope.
I'm going to need a herbalist.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It was your fault that the crops died.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You should protect your mother.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
A girl needs love.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You want it.
You are not my favourite.
This is a fine mess
I feel cautious.
Throw me the ukulele.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Your fear is like a lake...
We're going to need a shovel.
I'll sit on it.
This is the worst time to be here.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Hey, watch me smile.
I will always love you.
Your face has turned orange.
You monster!
I'm cursed.
We should ask for more money.
You're going to need a lot of help.
You love me.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'm the greatest mechanic on this planet
We've only got one life.
It's not appropriate.
You are a hero.
You should make peace with your father.
We need to eat.
I feel cheerful.
I'm trying to care.
How much luck do you have?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Please, come closer.
I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.
Who left a hammer in the attic?
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You are my favourite.
I want you to be scholarly.
A girl needs money.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I'll open it.
I want that penguin out of my car!
Open the door.
You are transparent.
You found it.
Take the money and go.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This is the right time to be amused.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
I want you to inspire me.
Let's go
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
I am going to the party.
You are a liar.
I never killed anyone.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I need to tell you about Saturday.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to be gleeful.
I love summer in India.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
Give me the saw.
This room is bugged.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
Dammit, who left a fork in the cell?
Your tongue has turned orange.
Did you eat this morning?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Life is like a river...
I want that pig out of my room!
You are not my type.
Let's drink
I'm the greatest dogcatcher on this planet
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Please, stop doing that.
Take the drink and die.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I have a secret.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
The first thing to consider is safety.
We're going to need a chef.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I never wanted this.
I want you.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I need to tell you about the gnome.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me dance.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Leave it alone.
You're special.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
We need to stop.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Take this with you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You're going to need a lot of water.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I feel annoyed.
Don't fool around.
I love summer in England.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Stop, in the name of love.
You could never want me.
You are comfortable.
Give it here.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I'm trying to win.
I'm the worst chemist on this planet
A girl needs her own room.
You burned it on purpose.
I have the card.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I can offer you a beer.
I want that shark out of my room!
No one can ever know what we did.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I know who you are.
Dammit, who left a bunny in the basement?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I heard weeping coming from the dining room.
You should protect your father.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
We need to make out.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I want you to kiss me.
I'm magnificent.
You are a godsend.
We're going to need a wrench.
You never listen.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I'll listen.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Hand me the hammer.
I can offer you a good price.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Get ready to laugh.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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