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He was unconscious when I found him.

You are a genius.

Don't fool around.

Good night!

I am going to Christmas.

This is the right time to be amused.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I'll watch.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It's time to go.

Leave it to the professionals.

I have the time.

All's well that ends well

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This looks nice.

I'm the only diplomat who ever lived.

You will always despise me.

This room is unstable.

I'm a ghost.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You are so kind to me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Go the extra mile.

Please, don't move.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

It's not right.

I can offer you a job.

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Who left a spring-roll in the laundry?

You're really something!

I want you to be sore.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

How dare you laugh at me!

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I know what happened.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Let's watch TV!

I could never need you.

Someone's locked the door.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You made me cry on purpose.

We're ghosts.

I am jubilant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

My life is a mystery.

Open it here.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want that crab out of my room!

Take this with water.

I feel crazy.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Be careful!

I never really lived.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I volunteer as tribute!

I love winter in France.

You can't have it.

This looks familiar.

You are my daughter.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This is a day to remember

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Take the drink and die.

You are not my son.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want you to look at me.

You will always fascinate me.

You're no good.

It's time to pack your bags.

I am going to the wedding.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Leave it outside.

You're a god.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Who left a spoon in the pantry?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Ha-cha-cha.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You can't win them all.

I've reported it to the police.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Someone's coming this way.

It's giving me hope.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Throw me the teddy bear.

Get ready, or get out.

Please, give me that.

Delivery!

Good luck!

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs confidence.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

We've only got one hope.

I can offer you a merlot.

Open the window.

We're the same person.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want that dinosaur out of my life!

I love summer in Antarctica.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

My life is over.

You monster!

I want you to stop loving me.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I feel dramatic.

Throw it here.

You never stop to think.

I know where you were.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

This room is bugged.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Be safe!

I should pay the bill.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Take the piano and die.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't wait to be asked.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to listen to me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm going to need a pickpocket.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I'm the only detective on this planet

We need to stay.

I've reported it to the President.

Let's dance

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

This is the worst time to be alone.

I heard laughter coming from the basement.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Your lips have turned spotted.

You are so mean to me.

Okay, who left a kite in the library?

Can I make kimchi?

You could never need me.

I have faith.

You're a ghost.

Running for office is like cooking...

Find some proof that I deceived you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I will always despise you.

I love winter in Germany.

Good grief!

You're under arrest!

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Get ready for this.

You are a poet.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

No one suspects a thing

Hey, watch me leave.

Show me the doll.

Put it here.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

You should hide.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

I see you came prepared.

Be yourself!

I never wanted this.

Leave it until morning.

You're going to need a dictator.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

I want that pony out of my house!

Fears are like chocolate...

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You should protect your father.

We're crazy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I volunteer to go!

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You are not my mother.

Reading is good for the soul.

I'm trying to save you.

You love me.

I have to tell you about the cyclops.

I'm a god.

You are my reason for living.

I'll sit on it.

Why do you love me, so much?

You can have it.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

You're going to pay!

I have lost the will to live.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

My love, it's delicious.

Get ready to dance.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I've reported it to mother.

This is a fine mess

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I feel insecure.

How dare you look at me!

Show me the skateboard.

My life matters.

Can I make the bed?

Hey, watch me move.

Don't get too close.

Please, stay where you are.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

We are sore.

Open the door.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

You are so nice to me.

I'm the only DJ who ever lived.

I want you to love me.

I want that tiger out of my life!

Who left a cocktail in the corridor?

Did you get lucky this morning?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I love autumn in Switzerland.

You should write to your mother.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I want you to be impersonal.

I'm going to need a spatula.

You will always want me.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I hate you.

This looks peculiar.

Good morning!

I volunteer myself!

A boy needs discipline.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You dropped it.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We need to go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

It's not ready.

I heard a noise coming from the classroom.

We're no good.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I have the poem.

Throw me the knife.

I am rowdy.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I can offer you a margarita.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I'm trying to care.

You despise me.

I'm going to need a gardener.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Can I make a cake?

You never sing anymore.

I'm the only spy who ever lived.

Your lips have turned stripey.

It's your fault that the train was late.

This is crazy

I can offer you a good price.

You're amazing!

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You crashed the car on purpose.

You should listen to your father.

Open the bottle.

Get ready to die.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Take the piano and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

We need to stop.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Am I under arrest, or not?

Take this with you.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You found it.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You're going to need a spatula.

I want you to read to me.

I need to tell you about the garage.

I need you.

We've only got one life.

I want you to document my trip to China.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You're insignificant.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You are my mother.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Show me the burger.

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

I have to tell you about Easter.

Your nose has turned white.

I have time.

You should find your mother.

You're coming with me!

I'm the only musician on this planet

I never could make up my mind.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want you to stop tickling me.

It's not easy.

You are a handsome devil.

Winners don't quit

I'll open it.

I love winter in Switzerland.

I know the future.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

Get ready to run.

Hey, watch me smile.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You could never want me.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I'm going to need a can opener.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Open your heart.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

We need to close it.

You are dishonest.

My love, it's alive.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Please, stop doing that.

I've reported it to the press.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

This is a stick up.

I feel excited.

You should start a business.

This looks edible.

You're magnificent.

We've only got one bullet.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a carrot.

You need it.

I want you to document my trip to England.

Dammit, who left a skateboard in the bedroom?

Show no mercy

You are my teacher.

Buying a house is like fixing the TV...

You are not my conscience.

A girl needs money.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I want that bear out of my car!

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wine cellar.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Please, don't take that.

This is the right time to be alone.

Show me the pickle.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

We need to play.

I want you to kill me.

I'm the only construction worker on this planet

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.

It's going to be okay

I am going to the grand opening.

You're going to need a knife.

Open sesame.

There's no smoke without fire.

You should make peace with your mother.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

Let's go

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Your nose has turned black.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I want you to be haughty.

You need me.

I heard a howl coming from the stable.

Leave it alone.

We're going to need a court jester.

You are an idiot.

Please, be careful.

A boy needs his father.

I want that dog out of my house!

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

This is the perfect time to be here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Someone's listening.

I feel sentimental.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I never felt so alone.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I see you are thinking.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are my father.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Who left a fork in the attic?

I'm the only violinist who ever lived.

You never do what I want.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Can I make a statement?

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

You angel!

Stop, in the name of the law.

I love you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Maybe no one will notice

Physician, heal thyself.

How dare you smile at me!

Take this for luck.

I want you to be ordinary.

We've only got one chance.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I am going to the party.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I can offer you an egg nog.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Hand me the spatula.

We should start a business.

Please, stop laughing.

Let's get it

This looks great.

I want that penguin out of my car!

A girl needs her grandfather.

I have powers.

I knew you could see it through.

Drop it here.

Don't just stand there.

I have the will.

Can I make a deal?

It's giving me a headache.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I need to tell you about the Hell.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cartoonist.

I could never hate you.

Sound the alarm!

You are not my favourite.

We're special.

My love, it's so shiny.

Time to shine

It's not heavy.

You are a hero.

I want you to stop following me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I see you know what to do.

Your ears have turned yellow.

Your sadness is like a guitar...

I want you to be hardy.

You should make peace with your father.

I never gave up hope.

I'm going to need an athlete.

I heard a voice coming from the outhouse.

You should quit.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You're going down!

I want you to stop me.

Am I dead, or not?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Give me the chair.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Dreams are like chocolate...

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

Leave it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Let's watch the game

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