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Sweetheart, it's dead.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want that chicken out of my room!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
We're gods.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
We need to stop.
This is a fine ship
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's giving me a headache.
I'm a ghost.
Get ready to run.
I have the gun.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Be yourself!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I love winter in America.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Hey, watch me leave.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
You are a handsome devil.
My life means nothing.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Sound the alarm!
It's not going to fit.
I never felt so alone.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's time to make lunch.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Take the money and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I've reported it to the police.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want you to be hidebound.
It's your fault that the crops died.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm the worst mercenary on this planet
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I could never despise you.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I am disappointed.
Put it here.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I have a secret.
I knew you could survive.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Your tongue has turned spotted.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I want you to read to me.
This room is shrinking.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Having a child is like doing the dishes...
I know who you are.
I need to tell you about the dragon.
Take this with water.
We're going to need an illustrator.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I'm a god.
We should hide.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You never listen.
I volunteer to eat it!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I love fall in Germany.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I'll get it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Good morning!
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
You are a godsend.
Show me the banana.
This looks great.
Let's eat
A cat has nine lives.
Get ready to laugh.
You know it.
It's giving me an error message.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm going to need a can opener.
We've only got one chance.
Delivery!
A girl needs money.
Don't get too close.
This is a stick up.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
It's not appropriate.
You are not my conscience.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want you to be eloquent.
You're alone in the universe.
I want to tell you about the pickle.
Can I make time?
Dancing is good for the soul.
You should call your mother.
Leave it here.
You will always hate me.
I will always need you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Open your heart.
It's time to pack your bags.
I feel tearful.
I want you to look at me.
I have 20-20 vision.
I see you let yourself in.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I'm trying to win.
Did you eat at work?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Take this with you.
My life is a mystery.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
You are my son.
I have the letter.
Show me the knife.
Who left a hammer in the bedroom?
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I never could make up my mind.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
Your lips have turned green.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.
Good grief!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You are so kind to me.
I can't find my Earl Grey tea anywhere.
This is crazy
Be careful!
Hey, watch me smile.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
You dropped it.
It's not in.
We're ghosts.
I'll watch.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are an inspiration.
We're going to need a chauffeur.
Someone's locked the door.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
This is a day to remember
Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...
We've only got one of these.
We're no good.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's time to go.
I feel stupid.
You will always want me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I see you for who you are.
How dare you look at me!
We need to stay.
Your tongue has turned orange.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Leave it alone.
I want that seal out of my house!
This is the worst time to be amused.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Please, stand.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I want you to be engrossed.
I can't find my ant anywhere.
I want you to inspire me.
Throw it here.
I want you.
Why do you hate me, so much?
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I can offer you a good price.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
A girl needs love.
You devil!
She was unconscious when I found her.
We are leisurely.
Today is the day
Someone's listening.
I know the future.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Did you fart last night?
This is a fine mess
You crashed the car on purpose.
You should vote.
I have the scroll.
We're the same person.
You're crazy.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
It's not easy.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You're amazing!
I volunteer to go!
You should disown your father.
Okay, who left a saw in the dungeon?
We're going to need a hammer.
Take this and pray.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You are the best person I have ever met.
Justice is like a camera...
I feel insecure.
We need to make a plan.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This room is bugged.
I want that monkey out of my car!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Don't fool around.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I can offer you a banana.
You are my reason for living.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Please, come closer.
I see you smiling.
I never killed anyone.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
Take the money and die.
Show no mercy
Why do you love me, so much?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You want it.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I want you to be modern.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
This is the worst time to be alone.
I volunteer myself!
I'll listen.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You monster!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a secretary.
I want you to marry me.
I can offer you a job.
I have powers.
I will always hate you.
You should find your mother.
It's giving me hope.
Time flies.
I am going to the funeral.
I knew you could fix it.
Someone's in here.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
When the lights go out, start crying.
No one can ever know that I was here.
How dare you smile at me!
It's not ready.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
A boy needs his space.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I can offer you a tea.
You're lucky.
You're going to need a can opener.
This looks peculiar.
Who left a crocodile in the library?
Open the window.
You are not my favourite.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Good luck!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I heard a voice coming from the corridor.
It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.
You're a god.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Please, stop smoking.
I want that chimpanzee out of my house!
I feel ordinary.
Be safe!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Take the money and leave.
I have the knife.
I see you know what to do.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
You made me cry on purpose.
Stop, in the name of love.
I love autumn in China.
You should think about this.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
We've only got one bullet.
You are so mean to me.
Drop it here.
I never hurt anybody.
You could never fascinate me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I could never love you.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
I am going to Christmas.
Who left a bee in the stable?
A girl needs a job.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's not open.
I'm trying to open it.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Knitting is good for the soul.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Someone's watching us.
I'm the greatest drug dealer on this planet
I feel sad.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Darling, it's so expensive.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I want that bear out of my car!
You broke it.
I want you to listen to me.
I can offer you a croissant.
Hand me the carrot.
Get ready for this.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Leave it outside.
Don't just stand there.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Let's watch TV!
Can I make contact?
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are my love.
We are pompous.
You should disown your mother.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You never take me seriously.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the control room.
Dammit, who left a skateboard in the outhouse?
Take the piano and leave.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I am going to the party.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
I'll sit on it.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I'm going to need an accountant.
No one can ever know that I like you
I never listened.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
I love spring in England.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I want you to help me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Can I make money?
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
You're never going to get away with this!
Please, be careful.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You should protect your father.
You are my mother.
I'm alone in the universe.
Don't ask any questions.
Let's get it
I can offer you a fishcake.
I despise you.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
I feel rebellious.
Get ready to die.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We need to unite.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
A boy needs his own room.
Take the drink and go.
I want you to be competitive.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
I have time.
Open sesame.
Who left a Fanta in the garage?
We're going to need a court jester.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
I know where you were.
I want you to love me.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'll get ready.
This looks interesting.
Darling, it's alive.
I see you came prepared.
This is the worst time to be here.
You're a ghost.
I am questioning.
Show me the wrench.
We're going to need a spatula.
I can offer you an apple.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make kimchi?
If you're done, we'll get started.
I love fall in Antarctica.
Let's dance
I want that lizard out of my room!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Take the drink and leave.
You angel!
I need to tell you about Christmas.
You are my everything.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
Hey, watch me move.
This is the right time to be happy.
I want you to be uncooperative.
I'll help.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
You should ask your father.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
We're lucky.
You are a twit.
Your nose has turned white.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Give me the croissant.
We are frugal.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I should think about this.
You could never need me.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
My life is over.
I never loved you.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Can I make trouble?
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Find some proof that he fooled you.
It's not yours.
I want that ant out of my house!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Dreams are like chocolate...
My love, it's dead.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Open the curtains.
I will always despise you.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I'll wait here.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to be detestable.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I feel healthy.
You are so good to me.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
I see you every day.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
They know it was me
Give it here.
This room is haunted.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Am I dead, or not?
How dare you laugh at me!
It's not dead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I can offer you a lemonade.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
You're coming with me!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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