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I knew you could survive.
We're going to need a messenger.
We need to help each other.
I'm trying to leave.
You should call your father.
You never have time for me.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Good luck!
Let's eat
I have lost the will to live.
I have the time.
It's giving me a headache.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I never could make up my mind.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are so good to me.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
We're the same person.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Sound the alarm!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You burned it on purpose.
Okay. Just do what I do.
How dare you look at me!
This is a stick up.
Take the money and leave.
Can I make music?
I am useless.
I want that otter out of my life!
I'm a god.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I feel patriotic.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Who left an icecream in the garage?
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Just try not to cry
Be careful!
Please, stop smoking.
You devil!
The show must go on.
I am going to Christmas.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a hammer.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
Your eyes have turned white.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Plug it in here.
I'm the only printer on this planet
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the worst time to be amused.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This looks interesting.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You're going to pay!
I can offer you a good price.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
My life is cursed.
Don't wait to be asked.
Delivery!
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Someone's watching us.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have powers.
I want you to kiss me.
This room is shrinking.
We need to order pizza.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
It's time to make lunch.
Show me the pickle.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Be safe!
I've reported it to the press.
Let's get it
I'm a ghost.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I know what to do.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I'll get it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Get ready to run.
I want to tell you about the the moon.
Leave it alone.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Open the bottle.
Good night!
It's not dead.
You want it.
I'm cursed.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
You are so kind to me.
A boy needs money.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You should protect your father.
How dare you laugh at me!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
This looks wrong.
Reading is good for the soul.
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop looking at me.
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.
I'm the worst guitarist on this planet
I can't find my car anywhere.
We've only got one option.
I love winter in America.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to eat.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I want you.
Whatever happens, don't panic
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I bet you know why I'm going.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I see you know what to do.
You're going down!
You are an idiot.
Can I make magic?
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You're going to need a wrench.
Please, stand.
I want you to inspire me.
Take this with you.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
We're weird.
I want you to be relaxed.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I never wanted this.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Let's watch the game
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Leave it to the professionals.
You are my father.
I need to tell you about the leprechaun.
I feel heartbroken.
It's giving me grief.
I know more than you realise.
You made me cry on purpose.
It's not ready.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Darling, it's beautiful.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
Hopes are like chocolate...
You can't have it.
Throw me the spoon.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
I want that dog out of my life!
I'll open it.
We've only got one hope.
Motivation is like a bar of soap...
I'm the worst cameraman who ever lived.
I have the gun.
You could never want me.
We're gods.
Dating is like brushing your hair...
We need to open it.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are so nice to me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to be competitive.
Be yourself!
I can offer you a bagel.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Hey, watch me leave.
You are physical.
I heard laughter coming from the barn.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Please, lie down.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You should disown your mother.
Open the window.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Put it here.
Don't just stand there.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I feel skeptical.
My life is over.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are a poet.
Who left a wombat in the lobby?
I volunteer myself!
Get ready, or get out.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
We're going to need a saw.
All's well that ends well
This is a fine mess
How dare you smile at me!
Worrying never did anyone any good.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I will always love you.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're amazing!
You broke it.
Show me the kite.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This is the worst time to be happy.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
You're cursed.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Take the piano and die.
I see you every day.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I love winter in Ireland.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm the worst mason on this planet
I should ask for more money.
I want you to stop me.
I never gave up hope.
You hate me.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Sorry, I have to take this.
A girl needs her grandmother.
You are so mean to me.
Why do you love me, so much?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
We're going to need a shovel.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Can I make the world better?
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
You should find your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This is a day to remember
This room is unstable.
I volunteer as tribute!
Please, wait here.
You're going to need a chef.
Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dammit, who left a donkey in the waiting room?
This looks peculiar.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
Becoming rich is like writing a memo...
Someone's coming this way.
My life means nothing.
I have the knife.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I'll sit on it.
You're crazy!
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
We need to stop.
You are an inspiration.
It's time to pack your bags.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You never take me seriously.
Show me the spring-roll.
Let's play
Did you get lucky at work?
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be amused.
Get ready for this.
You deserve this
I'm going to need a saw.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your face has turned spotted.
You are not my father.
I have to tell you about the closet.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
You will always hate me.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
We should start a business.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a beggar.
I know what happened.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Friendship is like a forest...
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I despise you.
I volunteer to eat it!
You broke the vase on purpose.
Can I make an igloo?
I never wanted to die.
I am going to the wedding.
I want that duck out of my room!
Your ears have turned stripey.
I am shallow.
Who left a cocktail in the conservatory?
I want you to be perceptive.
I'll keep guard.
My life matters.
You should disown your father.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I'm going to need a knife.
I need to tell you about the the liferaft.
I want you to betray me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I heard a noise coming from the chapel.
Knitting is good for the soul.
You are not my type.
A boy needs a job.
You're really something!
Please, sit down.
Give me the banana.
You are a handsome devil.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
This room is haunted.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Take the money and go.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have the scroll.
Hey, watch me move.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Your face has turned orange.
I'll help.
You need me.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I could never love you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
My life is a mystery.
I'm going to need a shovel.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Open the door.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Be better!
We need to go.
I want you to be heroic.
Your eyes have turned black.
First impressions are the most lasting.
You should go to the police.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Drop it here.
I love summer in England.
I'm the only cobbler on this planet
It's your fault that the train was late.
Take this and pray.
You are my love.
We're magnificent.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Can I make lunch?
I want that bunny out of my house!
Ha-cha-cha.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to clean up after me.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Good grief!
I have the letter.
I see you have done this before.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
You are a genius.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I knew you could live like this.
I never really lived.
We've only got one of these.
We need to break up.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I'm going to need a bank robber.
I am crying.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
You never say what you're thinking.
You should hide.
Let's watch TV!
You won't find it.
It's not tight enough.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
You're a god.
I will always despise you.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
You despise me.
Hope is like a picnic at the beach...
I want you to be destructive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Just breathe
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Your nose has turned green.
I have money.
Am I dead, or not?
We're cursed.
I can offer you a Schnapps.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Don't fool around.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
This room is bugged.
I knew you could open it.
Take this for luck.
I'm going to need a spoon.
No one can ever know that I like you
I never killed anyone.
I want that crab out of my house!
I love you.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want to tell you about the tax collector.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can offer you a job.
It's giving me hope.
We're going to need a drug dealer.
Open it here.
I want you to stop lying to me.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Can I make trouble?
Did you eat yesterday?
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
I want you to be provoked.
No one can ever know what we did.
We should vote.
Hand me the icecream.
You are not my daughter.
I heard laughter coming from the stable.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Who left a shovel in the kitchen?
This looks edible.
I have needs.
You angel!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I love fall in Canada.
I am going to the party.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I'm magnificent.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You dropped it.
You never do what I want.
I want you to cook for me.
Take the piano and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I want that rabbit out of my room!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
A boy needs confidence.
I feel confident.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I hate you.
Can I make muffins?
Someone's having a bad day.
It's not right.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
We're ghosts.
You're a ghost.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Patience is a virtue
Stop, in the name of the law.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
We need to make better decisions.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Hey, watch me smile.
I'm going to need a scout.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to love me.
You should ask your mother.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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