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I have lost the will to live.

You're coming with me!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You crashed the car on purpose.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'll get ready.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

Let's eat

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Can I make peace?

I want you to stop believing in me.

I want to tell you about Friday.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I love winter in Japan.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

We're weird.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Throw it here.

Good luck!

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

This room is shrinking.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I feel cynical.

I should think about this.

Did you get lucky just now?

It's your fault that the crops died.

You know it.

I can offer you a good price.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I've reported it to mother.

I can offer you an ale.

Don't ask any questions.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

It's not right.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I volunteer as tribute!

We're ghosts.

You should write to your mother.

You are a handsome devil.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Darling, it's alive.

My life means nothing.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Take the piano and go.

How dare you smile at me!

Get ready, or get out.

This looks odd.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I'm the greatest screenwriter who ever lived.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

You monster!

It was my fault that the label came off.

I'm a ghost.

When the bell rings, start crying.

No one will ever know

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I see you every day.

You are so good to me.

Open the window.

I want you to be tender.

Love is like an ocean...

I am uneasy.

You could never need me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have the will.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You never have time for me.

I want you to stop me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Who left a teddy bear in the lounge room?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Why do you hate me, so much?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I have faith.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Someone's having a bad day.

We're crazy.

You are not my mother.

You are a poet.

Please, tell me.

I feel sad.

I want that cat out of my room!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

A girl needs her grandmother.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I want you to stop following me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I know where you were.

I can offer you a pinot.

This room is haunted.

It's time to go.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Give me the saw.

It was your fault that the game sucked.

I'm the best knight who ever lived.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

This looks edible.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Your eyes have turned grey.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Let's dance

Am I dead, or not?

I love spring in America.

We're going to need a guard.

I see you know what to do.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Take this for luck.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mason.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I want you to marry me.

I am forgetful.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Open your heart.

Good morning!

Take the piano and leave.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Can I make a cake?

We should vote.

You could never love me.

Did you fart this morning?

I never felt so alone.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Leave it until morning.

I'm the greatest artist on this planet

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

It's not going to fit.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

We need to make out.

This room is bugged.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Buying a house is like doing the laundry...

No one can ever know that I like skipping

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's watching us.

I know math.

Despair is like a bar of soap...

Your nose has turned spotted.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I am going to the party.

You are my inspiration.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Take this and pray.

You are so kind to me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I love autumn in Ireland.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Put it here.

I have a secret.

Show me the bike.

I want that fish out of my car!

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Are you nuts? We're not together!

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Leave it to the professionals.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I've reported it to the President.

Today is the day

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I need you.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a knife.

Don't just stand there.

You should write to your father.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Please, remain silent.

You could never want me.

Who left a dog in the studio?

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

We are daring.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Can I make a statement?

Sweetheart, it's alive.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're a ghost.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You devil!

How much luck do you have?

I'm the only cheesemaker on this planet

Pride is like a camera...

This looks suspicious.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

We need to go.

I'm cursed.

I'll listen.

I have the letter.

I know what happened.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Take this with you.

We're the same person.

I heard a howl coming from the lobby.

Be yourself!

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

I never loved you.

I want that tiger out of my life!

I love summer in England.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I can offer you a job.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Ha-cha-cha.

Take the money and die.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I have money.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

Open it here.

It's not open.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

Your tongue has turned brown.

Hey, watch me move.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Show me the icecream.

I should quit.

You are so mean to me.

I'm going to need a dancer.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to stop loving me.

You never smile.

A boy needs his space.

I feel content.

You're going down!

Dare to dream

You're cursed.

I want you to be deceptive.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This is a stick up.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

How dare you look at me!

You will always fascinate me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

This is the right time to be here.

I know more than you realise.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Can I make it fun?

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I'm the worst spy on this planet

Who left a screwdriver in the garage?

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Let's play

Your forgiveness is like a guitar...

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Open the curtains.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I knew you could open it.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

We've only got one life.

I love summer in Japan.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Dating is like taking medicine...

I never killed anyone.

You are amiable.

It's giving me grief.

You are my only hope.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

This looks familiar.

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

You made me cry on purpose.

I am going to Christmas.

Don't get too close.

I want that whale out of my room!

Someone's locked the door.

I want to tell you about the wine.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

We need to eat.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can't find my soda anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We're lucky.

You are a twit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I'm going to need a magician.

Why do you love me, so much?

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Can I make out?

My life is cursed.

A girl needs her friends.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I feel positive.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I'll open it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I want you to kill me.

Leave it outside.

You dropped it.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

How dare you laugh at me!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Don't fool around.

I never could make up my mind.

I heard a sound coming from the stable.

I could never despise you.

Plug it in here.

Open sesame.

Let's get it

This room is unstable.

You never take me seriously.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

This is a fine ship

Please, lie down.

You are my everything.

It's not yours.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop tickling me.

You are not my type.

Delivery!

You are an artist.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I knew you could survive.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

I want to tell you about the diet Pepsi.

I bet you know why I'm here.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want that spider out of my car!

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

You will always want me.

Your nose has turned pink.

It's time to make lunch.

We're gods.

Your ears have turned red.

I want you to inspire me.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Can I make the world better?

Alright, who left a kitten in the kitchen?

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

My life is a mystery.

You're going to need a beekeeper.

I'm the worst shaman who ever lived.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Take this with water.

Someone's listening.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's giving me an error message.

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

I never really lived.

It's your fault that the label came off.

You can have it.

You are independent.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You should disown your mother.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

My love, it's so shiny.

You should think about this.

I'm special.

Be careful!

I want that lizard out of my house!

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Please, listen to me.

I volunteer to go!

I'll help.

You are so nice to me.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

We need to unite.

I want you to betray me.

Did you eat this morning?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm trying to open it.

I love winter in China.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

It's not ready.

I feel rebellious.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

When the door opens, start crying.

I heard weeping coming from the library.

I've reported it to the press.

I want to tell you about the lobby.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Get ready to laugh.

I am cowardly.

I have 20-20 vision.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

This looks great.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Let's drink

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

No one can ever know what we did.

I never gave up hope.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You won't find it.

Dammit, who left a Guinness in the cloakroom?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're going to need a marine.

Throw me the pickle.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

This is a fine mess

I'm the only evangelist on this planet

I'll wait here.

You're amazing!

I have the card.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I see you smiling.

It's going to be okay

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to be thievish.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

Your nose has turned red.

I want you to listen to me.

I love fall in America.

You should find your father.

You are my father.

I'm trying to understand.

We've only got one chance.

Take the money and leave.

I could never love you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Did you get lucky today?

You burned it on purpose.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I want that kitten out of my room!

You are not my son.

I never wanted this.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I feel offended.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Hey, watch me dance.

Drop it here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

It's not heavy.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You never stop to think.

Can I make babies?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Finding a job is like opening a gate...

You are a thief.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

You want me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I am compassionate.

I can offer you a coffee.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bishop.

You're lucky.

Get ready for this.

I have to tell you about the celery stick.

I see you are thinking.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

When the bell rings, hide.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I despise you.

Never tell tales out of school.

It's giving me hope.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I'm the only judge on this planet

I want you to stop lying to me.

You want it.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

My life matters.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

You never do what I want.

Who left a duck in the lobby?

Give it here.

You are not my father.

Good grief!

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I'm going to need a saw.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

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