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No one can ever know what we did.
You burned it on purpose.
Take this for luck.
Get ready to run.
You broke it.
I feel cross.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Please, don't move.
Open your heart.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's time to brush your teeth.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Dammit, who left a turtle in the lobby?
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
You're a god.
It's giving me grief.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I want you to be modern.
My life means nothing.
I will always hate you.
No one can ever know that I like you
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to stop loving me.
You never say what you're thinking.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Take the drink and die.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I have to tell you about Easter.
We're gods.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I am intense.
This room is unstable.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I'm trying to win.
I never could make up my mind.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Someone's coming this way.
You will always want me.
I'm weird.
Let's get it
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Freedom is like a guitar...
I love summer in Switzerland.
You angel!
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Can I make lunch?
You are so good to me.
I see you for who you are.
Show me the skateboard.
Leave it outside.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Get ready to die.
We need to eat.
I hate you.
I volunteer to go!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
This looks interesting.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I can't find my tea anywhere.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I can offer you a good price.
No one will ever know
No one can ever know the truth.
Take this and pray.
I'm the only magistrate on this planet
This is a fine mess
I'm going to need a lot of help.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Darling, it's delicious.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
My life is over.
A boy needs his father.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I heard a howl coming from the pantry.
I am going to Christmas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
Plug it in here.
I want you to marry me.
I want that spider out of my life!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Take the drink and go.
We're ghosts.
You're going to pay!
I know where you were.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Please, stop crying.
Why do you hate me, so much?
When the door opens, start crying.
I feel dejected.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
We've only got one bullet.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Give me the shovel.
You are not my conscience.
I love spring in England.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Life is like a movie...
I need to tell you about the croissant.
I'll listen.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Stop, in the name of love.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I'm trying to save you.
I never killed anyone.
This looks peculiar.
I see you every day.
It was your fault that the movie sucked.
Can I make peace?
Laughing is good for the soul.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Delivery!
You should make peace with your mother.
I can offer you a wine.
Be safe!
I have 20-20 vision.
It's not for sale.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We need to fight.
Take this with you.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want you to be forceful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You fascinate me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I'm going to need a dentist.
Don't get too close.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Open it here.
This is a fine ship
You are a poet.
I want you to kiss me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Get ready, or get out.
We are complex.
You're a ghost.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You want it.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
Alright, who left a doll in the wine cellar?
It's time to pack your bags.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're alone in the universe.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Your ears have turned blue.
Please, stay where you are.
It's your fault that the label came off.
Good luck!
Take the drink and leave.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
You broke the vase on purpose.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are not my father.
Let's go
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I am going to the wedding.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to be noncompetitive.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
This room is haunted.
A boy needs his own room.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Did you fart while I was away?
It was your fault that the crops died.
Someone's watching us.
I've reported it to the police.
You're crazy!
Be careful!
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Your face has turned brown.
I want you to cook for me.
You're going to need an archer.
I want you to stop questioning me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm the worst doctor on this planet
It's not right.
Hey, watch me smile.
Am I dead, or not?
You are a handsome devil.
I want that puppy out of my life!
How dare you smile at me!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I feel confused.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
No one can ever know that I was here.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I am paternalistic.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Good morning!
This is a stick up.
You should call your father.
I heard a sound coming from the cell.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Just breathe
This looks great.
Can I make the team?
I'm trying to believe you.
Take the money and go.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Your ears have turned pink.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I have the gun.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
Sound the alarm!
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
We need to unite.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
I have to tell you about the garage.
Hand me the bagel.
Leave it here.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I am going to the funeral.
We're the same person.
Your tongue has turned red.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I can offer you a pinot.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
It's not in.
You never call me.
I could never despise you.
I'm going to need an animal trainer.
You are not my type.
You devil!
You should think about this.
You can't have it.
Please, don't touch that.
You're never going to get away with this!
Let's watch the game
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I never wanted to die.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I know what happened.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
We are effeminate.
Hey, watch me dance.
You can do this
It's giving me a headache.
A boy needs money.
You are my reason for living.
I love winter in Brazil.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I've reported it to Interpol.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are so nice to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a printer.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Life is like a party...
Don't just stand there.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Who left an ukulele in the outhouse?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Give it here.
Show me the kebab.
How dare you look at me!
It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
I can offer you an icecream.
You love me.
Your eyes have turned grey.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
This is the worst time to be alone.
I have the time.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You should write to your father.
I'm a ghost.
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
I feel energetic.
You are a genius.
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm the worst guitarist who ever lived.
We need to go.
I have powers.
My life is cursed.
You're going to need a sniper.
I love autumn in Canada.
We're no good.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I want you to be vacuous.
I am decisive.
Be better!
You are my teacher.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
You could never love me.
Your nose has turned purple.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
This room is bugged.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I've reported it to the President.
You never have time for me.
You are so kind to me.
I have to tell you about Monday.
I know what to do.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I have the will.
You should hide.
Can I make the world better?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to look at me.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I see you know what to do.
I have lost the will to live.
You're going to need a sheriff.
Whatever happens, don't panic
You should call your mother.
A girl needs her father.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can offer you an ale.
I'm no good.
Who left a spoon in the wardrobe?
You are an artist.
Hand me the muffin.
Hey, watch me move.
I never loved you.
I want you to be solitary.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Get ready to dance.
I'm a god.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's time to go to bed.
We need to help each other.
Can I make soup?
I have the poem.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'm the worst pirate on this planet
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I am going to the party.
I'm trying to help.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I could never want you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I see you have done this before.
It's not working.
We're going to need a wrench.
Someone's listening.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to stop following me.
We're going to need a drug dealer.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You could never need me.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want that crow out of my room!
I am unambitious.
You are my son.
We've only got one of these.
When the door opens, start singing.
Take this with water.
Please, stop shouting.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This room is shrinking.
You should disown your father.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
Throw me the bratwurst.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You should ask for more money.
Let's eat
I love winter in England.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You never do what I want.
You're really something!
You monster!
I feel frisky.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Good grief!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
A girl needs discipline.
Leave it alone.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Open the door.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I want you to be complex.
We're going to need a florist.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Be yourself!
You can have too much of a good thing.
I'm the greatest sailor who ever lived.
It's not heavy.
Just try not to cry
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I volunteer to eat it!
It's your fault that the dog died.
You are so mean to me.
This looks odd.
I love spring in China.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You won't find it.
Throw me the hammer.
Your nose has turned pink.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I'm insignificant.
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
I have needs.
You should quit.
I feel outrageous.
Take the piano and die.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Can I make a plan?
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I'll watch.
Please, tell me.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Reading is all I can manage now.
You're going to need a governor.
I have to tell you about the the palace.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Luck is like a lake...
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Just be yourself
I have time.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You should protect your father.
Let's dance
I want you to be submissive.
We're weird.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Your nose has turned brown.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Someone's locked the door.
I have the knife.
I want that fish out of my house!
Hand me the croissant.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
I'm the greatest janitor who ever lived.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Put it here.
You will always love me.
I can offer you a grape juice.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
It's not easy.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Open the window.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
A girl needs boundaries.
Your eyes have turned red.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I am going to the grand opening.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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