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Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You're a god.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Be safe!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want to tell you about the hydra.
We're ghosts.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to read to me.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
You are incensed.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Leave it alone.
I want that pony out of my room!
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Why do you love me, so much?
You angel!
Patience is a virtue
We're magnificent.
Ha-cha-cha.
You should call your father.
We've only got one bullet.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I have needs.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
We should hide.
I love autumn in Australia.
You're never going to get away with this!
You won't find it.
You are not my mother.
Good luck!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'm the best entertainer on this planet
I have the need, the need for speed.
Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I want you to be happy.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
Take this with you.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Please, stop doing that.
Someone's listening.
A boy needs confidence.
Your nose has turned green.
I can offer you a job.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
We need to break up.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
You never say what you're thinking.
Let's watch TV!
Can I make a mess?
Open the bottle.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I'm trying to believe you.
I'm a ghost.
You are a godsend.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to love me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Get ready, or get out.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
This room is bugged.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
It's your fault that the cat died.
We're gods.
Take the money and leave.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I am going to Christmas.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I should pay the bill.
What goes up must come down.
You devil!
It's time to go to bed.
I have the card.
This is a stick up.
Good morning!
My life is over.
I'll help.
My love, it's beautiful.
You love me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I never could make up my mind.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to stop following me.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I know who you are.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I want you to be whimsical.
Put it here.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Hey, watch me move.
It's not dead.
I want that zebra out of my house!
Be better!
I have 20-20 vision.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Open your heart.
I volunteer to go!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Who left a squirrel in the garage?
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
I will always despise you.
Leave it to the professionals.
Someone's coming this way.
You found it.
This looks interesting.
I'm the best DJ who ever lived.
Take this for luck.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Did you eat just now?
I am charismatic.
A girl needs her grandfather.
You are not my daughter.
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
Enough is enough.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Show me the icecream.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's giving me hope.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
We need to go.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want you to look at me.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I know the future.
Dating is like cooking...
I heard a sound coming from the stable.
Please, stop shouting.
Your cheeks have turned white.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
Good grief!
I love winter in France.
Take the drink and leave.
You're coming with me!
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Let's eat
You will always fascinate me.
My life means nothing.
I've reported it to the press.
Okay, who left a banana in the kitchen?
Your tongue has turned purple.
You are a liar.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
Whoop-whoop.
I never loved you.
Stop, in the name of the law.
My love, it's alive.
I'm alone in the universe.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
This looks wrong.
Delivery!
Don't fool around.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I can offer you a good price.
I need you.
I can offer you a merlot.
I volunteer to eat it!
No one can ever know that I was here.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You can do this
I want that cow out of my room!
You should ask your mother.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Am I dead, or not?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I knew you could survive.
Hand me the skateboard.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are not my type.
I love summer in England.
I feel concerned.
A girl needs a job.
We've only got one life.
I can't find my punch anywhere.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I am despairing.
Open sesame.
You want it.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Let's watch the game
Can I make jewelry?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You made me cry on purpose.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
I want you to be unimaginative.
Patriotism is like an ocean...
We're going to need a lot of water.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have the knife.
You're alone in the universe.
I have time.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Getting married is like writing a job application...
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
Don't ask any questions.
You're going to need a cab driver.
We need to make out.
I see you are thinking.
Life begins at forty.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Did you fart just now?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Get ready for this.
I feel empty.
Hey, watch me leave.
You are not my favourite.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I'm going to need a fork.
Good night!
I know what to do.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are my everything.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Sound the alarm!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Be careful!
This is a fine mess
I want you to stop smelling me.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
Success is like a summer's day...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Can I make a difference?
You could never need me.
A girl needs money.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
You should write to your father.
I want you to be monstrous.
Show me the ball.
I have to tell you about the party.
It's giving me grief.
Who left a lamb in the living room?
We should pay the bill.
You are a thief.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
It's not safe.
I want that porcupine out of my car!
You are not my father.
Stop, in the name of love.
You're going to need a teacher.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
We're cursed.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You never do what I want.
You monster!
I love summer in Ireland.
I never wanted to die.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
When the party starts, start singing.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I feel skeptical.
You deserve this
We're the same person.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Get ready to laugh.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
We need to fight.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Hand me the banana.
This is the right time to be happy.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Open the door.
I'll keep guard.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You could never fascinate me.
Can I make fudge?
Leave it outside.
You are a poet.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want that tortoise out of my life!
My love, it's so shiny.
I feel elated.
All's well that ends well
I'm going to need a court jester.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
It goes without saying.
I'm the worst record producer on this planet
I see you came prepared.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm trying to leave.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're a ghost.
I have lost the will to live.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
A boy needs money.
I'm no good.
Take the drink and go.
You should disown your mother.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
We need to make better decisions.
You are not my son.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know how we did it.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I love fall in Brazil.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I want you to be disturbing.
This looks suspicious.
You are so kind to me.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I'll watch.
I have to tell you about the centaur.
I never hurt anybody.
You broke it.
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
You are my son.
Can I make up?
Your ears have turned brown.
I am airy.
I see you let yourself in.
I am going to the party.
I'm going to need a receptionist.
Take this and pray.
Get ready to dance.
Give me the fork.
You will always hate me.
I want you to kill me.
I knew you could see it through.
Alright, who left a bear in the lounge room?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You should make peace with your father.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Time to shine
Sorry, I have to take this.
Victory is like a party...
Plug it in here.
I know more than you realise.
A boy needs discipline.
I feel extravagant.
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You should go to the police.
Please, don't drink that.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are smiling.
Hey, watch me dance.
I want you to document my trip to India.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
You are my reason for living.
My love, it's so expensive.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Take the piano and die.
I see you smiling.
I will always hate you.
It's not the right size.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You're going down!
Let's play
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Who left a sandwich in the barn?
You're going to need a knife.
You never listen.
You are not my conscience.
I have to tell you about the office.
I'm crazy.
The leopard does not change his spots.
I'll get ready.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I'm the greatest fisher who ever lived.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You should disown your father.
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a rabbi.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's now or never
Can I make breakfast?
I know where you were.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
Leave it here.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
When the door opens, hide.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I have faith.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Finding a job is like making toast...
I have the letter.
We're going to need a barista.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You fascinate me.
You are rejected.
I knew you could live like this.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be impractical.
This room is shrinking.
Did you get lucky today?
I need to tell you about Thursday.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Fears are like marshmallows...
You're insignificant.
It was your fault that the party was ruined.
It's not mine.
I love fall in Switzerland.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I feel foolish.
We need to play.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
This is crazy
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
I want you to kiss me.
I will always want you.
Someone's in here.
You're going to pay!
Bravery is like a violin...
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
I should quit.
Please, stop laughing.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Dammit, who left a piña colada in the attic?
I am guilty.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I'm a god.
Let's drink
It's giving me an error message.
I want that snail out of my room!
My life is cursed.
Open it here.
I am going to the grand opening.
You should find your mother.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I've reported it to mother.
Your ears have turned grey.
I'll listen.
I'm special.
I love winter in Ireland.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
It's not appropriate.
I heard a noise coming from the sauna.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Someone's watching us.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
This looks bad.
I volunteer myself!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I want you to help me.
You're going to need a painter.
You need me.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
Can I make babies?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
It's time to brush your teeth.
My life matters.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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