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If you're ready, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm insignificant.
It's not mine.
We've only got one option.
You are so kind to me.
You will always love me.
Good morning!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Be careful!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I'll watch.
Hand me the teddy bear.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
We need to help each other.
I see you let yourself in.
This looks edible.
A boy needs a job.
Eating is good for the soul.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Delivery!
You're going to pay!
He was unconscious when I found him.
You need it.
Who left a banana in the bedroom?
I want to tell you about the latte.
I feel angry.
How dare you smile at me!
Put it here.
I'm a ghost.
We're gods.
We are lonely.
You are an idiot.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's time to pack your bags.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I'm the worst flight attendant who ever lived.
You angel!
This room is haunted.
Get ready to die.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Your ears have turned blue.
Please, wait here.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Someone's watching us.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
You should write to your mother.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't fool around.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Learning is like tidying your room...
Just try not to cry
I want you to stop lying to me.
I love summer in India.
It's giving me an error message.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Can I make it matter?
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I can offer you a muffin.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I see you smiling.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
My life is cursed.
You fascinate me.
You are so nice to me.
A girl needs her space.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You never smile.
Hey, watch me move.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Let's dance
This looks nice.
You are fortunate.
I heard a howl coming from the cell.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Open the door.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want that dog out of my car!
I'm trying to help.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Your tongue has turned green.
I want you to be terrified.
Good luck!
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
I want you to read to me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
This is the worst time to be happy.
We need to play.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You're under arrest!
I'm the best programmer on this planet
I volunteer myself!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Someone's listening.
How dare you laugh at me!
You want it.
We're ghosts.
I knew you could see it through.
This is a fine ship
Get ready for this.
I love winter in Switzerland.
When the lights go out, hide.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Hand me the screwdriver.
You burned it on purpose.
Sound the alarm!
Don't ask any questions.
I'm a god.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Falling in love is like going to the playground...
Alright, who left a wrench in the basement?
I have lost the will to live.
I love you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
We're lucky.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Stop, in the name of the law.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We've only got one of these.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's time to go.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I have the card.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Please, stop smoking.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to save you.
Drop it here.
I've reported it to the press.
You hate me.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I want you to be threatened.
Take this and pray.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We need to fight.
You should go to the police.
You are a genius.
Open sesame.
I want you to hold me.
You are my love.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I never hurt anybody.
Show no mercy
How dare you look at me!
I volunteer to eat it!
Be better!
Let's watch the game
Make love not war.
Leave it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
You're amazing!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You monster!
I heard laughter coming from the conservatory.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Show me the fork.
We're going to need a DJ.
We are compassionate.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You never listen.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
Someone's locked the door.
How much luck do you have?
I can't find my car anywhere.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Hey, watch me dance.
You're special.
You're a god.
You know it.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I need to tell you about the florist.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I see you for who you are.
I want that seal out of my life!
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I am going to Easter.
I have the gun.
You could never fascinate me.
It's time to make lunch.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to be crying.
You're going to need a lot of water.
I'll listen.
You are a poet.
I want you to stop me.
You're coming with me!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It's giving me grief.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
When I was little, I wanted to be a brewer.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This is the worst time to be here.
It's not right.
I feel devious.
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Take this with you.
I heard weeping coming from the dining room.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Don't get too close.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Leave it alone.
This looks odd.
My life means nothing.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I'm the best spy who ever lived.
Let's watch TV!
Your face has turned orange.
You are not my favourite.
I hate you.
Can I make an igloo?
We're going to need a clown.
This room is unstable.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Get ready to dance.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want you to stop following me.
If you can't be good, be careful.
We need to go.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
We're going to need a fork.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I've reported it to the President.
You are a thief.
Take the money and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
I have the scroll.
I know the future.
Dying is like eating spaghetti...
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to marry me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I love spring in India.
I have to tell you about the judge.
Good night!
I heard laughter coming from the classroom.
I am going to the funeral.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
You should find your father.
My life matters.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You never say what you're thinking.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We've only got one bullet.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
We're the same person.
Someone's having a bad day.
Ha-cha-cha.
I feel sure.
I want that panda out of my life!
It's your fault that the cat died.
It's not yours.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I'll wait here.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Did you eat last night?
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Hey, watch me smile.
Bravery is like a movie...
I'm going to need a sniper.
This is a stick up.
Finding a job is like doing the dishes...
When I was little, I wanted to be a publisher.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I love winter in France.
Give it here.
Open your heart.
You can't win them all.
You are not my conscience.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I volunteer to go!
Be safe!
You never do what I want.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Okay, who left a rabbit in the basement?
We are protective.
You are a hero.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Whoop-whoop.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I want you to stop loving me.
I'm crazy.
We need to order pizza.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Take the drink and die.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Dare to dream
I want you.
I feel invisible.
Good grief!
Let's play
Give me the icecream.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Can I make it count?
I am going to the grand opening.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Your ears have turned brown.
You should think about this.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Did you fart this morning?
Leave it until morning.
I have 20-20 vision.
You're a ghost.
It's not tight enough.
You are not my mother.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I've reported it to mother.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
This looks peculiar.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Please, don't move.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Open it here.
We're going to need a medic.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You dropped it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Death is like a beach...
I'm the greatest police officer on this planet
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to be stable.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.
I know where you were.
You never sing anymore.
I heard a noise coming from the guest room.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
This is the right time to be alone.
I want that dinosaur out of my house!
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'll help.
I need to tell you about the party.
Who left a chicken wing in the dungeon?
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I am odd.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I want to tell you about the Hell.
Did you fart last night?
Take this with water.
It's almost over
No one can ever know the truth.
You are not my father.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I have the knife.
A boy needs confidence.
I want you to clean up after me.
Please, come closer.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You could never hate me.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Show me the croissant.
Don't wait to be asked.
I could never need you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You're insignificant.
We're going to need a gondolier.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
Can I make a home?
I want to tell you about the party.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I feel glamorous.
Your nose has turned grey.
Someone's coming this way.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Who left a giraffe in the barn?
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm going to need a knife.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Get ready, or get out.
This looks wrong.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to be disturbing.
I have faith.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You should find your mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You are my reason for living.
You deserve this
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
This room is shrinking.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We are false.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I have the time.
You will always fascinate me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
This is the right time to be happy.
I can offer you a job.
You're never going to get away with this!
You should vote.
Dying is like doing housework...
You are so good to me.
I need to tell you about the shapeshifter.
This looks interesting.
A girl needs money.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
This is a fine mess
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I want you to help me.
You're going to need a beautician.
You devil!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a banana milkshake.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
I will always want you.
You should disown your father.
Please, sit down.
I knew you could live like this.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Just breathe
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to be devious.
I volunteer as tribute!
I see you came prepared.
Take this for luck.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
Mercy is like a spring day...
I feel at ease.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
I am going to the wedding.
I'm special.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
We should hide.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I'm the worst undertaker who ever lived.
You broke it.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I have money.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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