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When the bell rings, hide.

I am going to Easter.

Get ready for this.

I volunteer to eat it!

Leave it to the professionals.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You made me cry on purpose.

I have a secret.

We need to make a plan.

Let's watch TV!

You will always want me.

I know what to do.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Hand me the skateboard.

You are conformist.

I could never need you.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Sound the alarm!

I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.

It's not dead.

I feel elated.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

My life is cursed.

You are a godsend.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You never stop to think.

I see you let yourself in.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

No one can ever know that I was here.

I never hurt anybody.

Stop, in the name of the law.

We're weird.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Take this and pray.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Take the money and leave.

I want that alligator out of my life!

Can I make music?

Hey, watch me smile.

We've only got one of these.

I'm the greatest chimney-sweep who ever lived.

I've reported it to mother.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

This room is unstable.

Whoop-whoop.

You should make peace with your father.

I want you to be completely normal.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

We're ghosts.

Did you get lucky just now?

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I have to tell you about the wedding.

You lost it.

Open the bottle.

Be better!

I am going to the grand opening.

Someone's coming this way.

No one will ever know

I'm going to need a nanny.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I'm a god.

Your face has turned grey.

I want you to hold me.

Good grief!

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

No one can ever know that I killed him.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I have to tell you about the Mars.

I volunteer to go!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

We need to open it.

Please, tell me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're special.

You are an idiot.

Let's eat

Life is like a beautiful melody...

I could never despise you.

It's not right.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Can I make a robot?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I have money.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I can offer you a grape juice.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

My life matters.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

We're gods.

We've only got one option.

Leave it here.

You could never fascinate me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

Someone's having a bad day.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I never wanted to die.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to be submissive.

I'll wait here.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I am going to Christmas.

Give it here.

My love, it's so shiny.

It's your fault that the dog died.

This room is shrinking.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Good morning!

You are not my mother.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I volunteer as tribute!

Knitting is good for the soul.

Be yourself!

It's time to go to bed.

We need to play.

I knew you could live like this.

We are understanding.

A boy needs discipline.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I have the knife.

I'm going to need a shaman.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Open the window.

I've reported it to the press.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Running for office is like gardening...

You are so kind to me.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop lying to me.

Get ready to run.

This looks peculiar.

You monster!

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

You know it.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I'm the worst guru on this planet

You never do what I want.

Did you fart just now?

No one can ever know what we did.

Can I make amends?

We should go to the police.

Friendship is like an ocean...

You're cursed.

I want that monkey out of my room!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I am going to the wedding.

I feel miserable.

I can offer you a banana milkshake.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I'll open it.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are my teacher.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I need to tell you about the chocolate milk.

Your lips have turned blue.

Please, stop crying.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You despise me.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I know who you are.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to look at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I love spring in France.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Leave it outside.

I can offer you a job.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You are a genius.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

You're going to need a painter.

Why do you love me, so much?

Open the door.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

You devil!

Darling, it's delicious.

I have the time.

I'm the greatest bandit who ever lived.

You are so good to me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Freedom is like a violin...

No one can ever know the truth.

Get ready, or get out.

I will always hate you.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to stop loving me.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I see you know what to do.

I feel tough.

You're weird.

I am going to the party.

It's not mine.

Can I make lemonade?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

It's time to go.

I can offer you a wine.

Take this with you.

I have needs.

I love winter in England.

My life means nothing.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Buying a house is like writing a job application...

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

All that glitters is not gold.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Someone's in here.

How dare you smile at me!

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

We need to help each other.

This looks edible.

I want you to kiss me.

I should think about this.

Just try not to cry

I'm going to need a fork.

It was my fault that the cat died.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Be safe!

Take the drink and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This is a stick up.

Did you eat just now?

You need me.

You are unsentimental.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It's giving me an error message.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

We're the same person.

You're going down!

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want you to stop following me.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

You are an inspiration.

Don't wait to be asked.

I know the future.

You angel!

I hate you.

You're a ghost.

I'm going to need a priest.

You're lucky.

I want you to be irreligious.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Hey, watch me dance.

Let's drink

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Your pride is like a mountain...

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

You're going to need a knife.

How dare you look at me!

I heard laughter coming from the armory.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

Throw it here.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

This room is haunted.

This looks familiar.

Who left a saw in the bedroom?

How much luck do you have?

I'll be here, if you need me.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You should find your mother.

I'm the best sheepshearer who ever lived.

Take this with water.

Show me the spatula.

You never sing anymore.

You are my only hope.

I want that bear out of my house!

Love makes the world go round.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Please, don't take that.

My life is over.

I want you to love me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

It's time to pack your bags.

We are cheerful.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I see you are thinking.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Your ears have turned orange.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

It's not working.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Reading is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I feel courageous.

You are a twit.

I have the scroll.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I want you to be intolerant.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You are not my son.

I'm trying to help.

Can I make a cake?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You never take me seriously.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I'm lucky.

Leave it until morning.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Seeing is believing.

I have powers.

I can offer you a burger.

I'm the only playwright on this planet

Get ready to die.

I am insightful.

Please, come in.

You're really something!

When I was little, I wanted to be a peddlar.

This room is bugged.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want that fish out of my car!

I never felt so alone.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You dropped it.

Plug it in here.

No one can ever know that I like you

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.

This is a fine ship

I want you to betray me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You love me.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Gardening is good for the soul.

You are an artist.

Dammit, who left a chair in the wine cellar?

You're a god.

I am going to the funeral.

I'm trying to care.

I feel stupid.

I will always need you.

We are determined.

I see you came prepared.

Let's watch the game

Hand me the screwdriver.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I want you to be timid.

My love, it's delicious.

Take the piano and die.

Delivery!

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Take this for luck.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

Fears are like marshmallows...

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Can I make dumplings?

I'll get ready.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Put it here.

I'm going to need a lumberjack.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You are so mean to me.

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

This is the right time to be happy.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

We need to make better decisions.

Patience is a virtue

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Dammit, who left a fish in the library?

Don't ask any questions.

Leave it alone.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I have to tell you about Easter.

A boy needs his father.

I have the card.

I've reported it to the President.

It's not going to fit.

We're crazy.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

We've only got one chance.

You're coming with me!

I want to tell you about the apple.

You should protect your mother.

I'm trying to leave.

I want you to listen to me.

It's time to brush your teeth.

It was your fault that Dad fell down the well.

I knew you could open it.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I love winter in Germany.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

I can offer you a cappuccino.

I feel threatened.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

I'm the worst sheepshearer who ever lived.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Death is like a canvas...

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I have the poem.

Open sesame.

Your face has turned brown.

You are disappointed.

Get ready to dance.

My life is a mystery.

I want that shark out of my car!

I'm weird.

You are so nice to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Good night!

I have to tell you about Saturday.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a yodeler.

Be careful!

Okay, who left a bike in the laundry?

I want to tell you about the kebab.

Can I make an igloo?

We're going to need a pickpocket.

I feel devious.

This is a day to remember

We need to go.

I want you to be moody.

It's going to be okay

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I want you to inspire me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

We are skillful.

Love is like a mountain...

Someone's watching us.

We should ask for more money.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Your tongue has turned stripey.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jockey.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Please, look at me.

It was your fault that the crops died.

You're going to pay!

I never could make up my mind.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I'm going to need a can opener.

A girl needs discipline.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I volunteer myself!

Who left a fork in the lounge room?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to read to me.

I'm no good.

I'll listen.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

I want to tell you about the library.

You never smile.

I feel empty.

We need to break up.

It's not in.

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