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You're a god.
Leave it here.
Can I make pizza?
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
Whoop-whoop.
I'm going to need a spatula.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You dropped it.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Why do you tease me, so much?
We're ghosts.
Be better!
I have the knife.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to stop loving me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Good night!
I could never despise you.
I'm the only coroner who ever lived.
It's giving me a headache.
I volunteer myself!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
No one can ever know that I survived.
We've only got one life.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
We are passionate.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
No one will ever know
You should disown your mother.
I'm going to need a truck driver.
I'll wait here.
I should hide.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I feel fortunate.
I want you to be forceful.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Get ready to dance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.
This looks interesting.
I see you have done this before.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I love spring in Canada.
We're cursed.
It's time to pack your bags.
He was unconscious when I found him.
My life means nothing.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I know what happened.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
I want that tiger out of my room!
I want you to read to me.
You burned it on purpose.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We're the same person.
This is a fine mess
You never smile.
I've reported it to the President.
I have lost the will to live.
You are so good to me.
You devil!
Open the bottle.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I am going to the party.
Give me the skateboard.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.
I'm trying to believe you.
You're coming with me!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Let's play
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Why do you love me, so much?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Someone's watching us.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Patience is a virtue
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
When the bell rings, start singing.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Take the piano and leave.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Did you fart this morning?
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to be lovable.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You're a ghost.
Put it here.
I feel sweaty.
We've only got one of these.
We need to order pizza.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
You are not my daughter.
I can't find my car anywhere.
This room is bugged.
I'll help.
You should make peace with your father.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
You should hide.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
My life matters.
Good luck!
Bad money drives out good.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Delivery!
It's giving me an error message.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
I'm going to need a taxi-driver.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I am going to the wedding.
We're going to need a hammer.
Be yourself!
You are my mother.
I'm the best poet who ever lived.
I want you to marry me.
You will always fascinate me.
I am reserved.
You're lucky.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I can offer you a hot dog.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
How dare you look at me!
I know more than you realise.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I have the card.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I'm a god.
Hey, watch me dance.
I will always love you.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...
I never wanted to die.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You're never going to get away with this!
Just be yourself
It's time to brush your teeth.
A girl needs boundaries.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I can offer you a job.
This looks suspicious.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
It's not in.
I should go to the police.
I feel disappointed.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I've reported it to mother.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I want you to be clean.
Take this and pray.
Open your heart.
Throw me the muffin.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You lost it.
You are a twit.
I love summer in Brazil.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Take the money and go.
There is honour among thieves.
Someone's listening.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I am going to the funeral.
You never do what I want.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Get ready to laugh.
Your tongue has turned grey.
Be careful!
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Your eyes have turned green.
Pride is like a beautiful melody...
My life is a mystery.
Please, don't eat that.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You are my teacher.
I'm a ghost.
I see you for who you are.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
My love, it's alive.
I'm the worst sleuth who ever lived.
You are not my conscience.
I am lovable.
This room is unstable.
Can I make love?
You're going to need a fork.
How much money do you have?
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
You monster!
You're magnificent.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You are an idiot.
I want you to stop tickling me.
This looks peculiar.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want that frog out of my room!
You should write to your mother.
You can't have it.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I volunteer to go!
I have a secret.
I love winter in India.
Just breathe
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
Take this with water.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Learning is like doing the dishes...
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Am I dead, or not?
Knitting is good for the soul.
I want you to help me.
I will always need you.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Hand me the ukulele.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
A boy needs confidence.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Your ears have turned white.
You are my father.
My love, it's beautiful.
Please, stop smoking.
Leave it outside.
I have the time.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
We need to fight.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I'm the worst dietician on this planet
I see you every day.
Give it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Sound the alarm!
Take the drink and go.
I never really lived.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I can offer you a bagel.
I'll get it.
I want you to be boisterous.
Stop, in the name of love.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Did you fart while I was away?
Good morning!
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
It's not safe.
I want you to stop looking at me.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
This looks familiar.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I am scheming.
You need it.
Don't ask any questions.
Let's watch the game
This is the right time to be angry.
I feel invulnerable.
Take this for luck.
You're under arrest!
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You're cursed.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Hey, watch me smile.
I have powers.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to betray me.
You are my son.
Take the drink and leave.
Drop it here.
Your face has turned red.
Leave it until morning.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
A boy needs his father.
I have the will.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Hand me the hot dog.
Your ears have turned purple.
We're going to need a wrench.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
This is a day to remember
It's your fault that the label came off.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
When the door opens, start crying.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
You are a thief.
Please, lie down.
I want that bear out of my life!
This room is haunted.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I should vote.
You made me cry on purpose.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
I am amiable.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
Don't wait to be asked.
I see you are thinking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.
Learning is like taking out the garbage...
You're going to need a gondolier.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Open the window.
You're amazing!
I feel keen.
Let's drink
I'm weird.
I have to tell you about the gnome.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I have faith.
It's giving me grief.
I knew you could turn things around.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Your tongue has turned black.
Can I make mistakes?
Someone's locked the door.
You are not my favourite.
Did you eat just now?
I'll keep guard.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want that alligator out of my room!
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
How much influence do you have?
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I never gave up hope.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I can't find my room anywhere.
Who left a teddy bear in the bathroom?
Throw it here.
I should think about this.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
It's time to go to bed.
When the party starts, hide.
Grief is like a mountain...
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I'm going to need a hypnotist.
Show me the guitar.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
No one can ever know what we did.
I will always hate you.
This looks great.
I have the scroll.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
You despise me.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
We're gods.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
You're insignificant.
It's not alive.
I want you to be mournful.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I see you know what to do.
I'm the greatest actor who ever lived.
Take the drink and die.
Someone's having a bad day.
When the lights go out, hide.
You are disorganized.
Be safe!
Did you eat at work?
I know what to do.
It's giving me hope.
I can offer you an apple.
I'll get ready.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Let's dance
You are my reason for living.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
We need to play.
I could never hate you.
Don't just stand there.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You never have time for me.
Nothing new under the sun.
I'm trying to leave.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
Your cheeks have turned black.
This is a fine ship
Take the money and die.
Open it here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
We're alone in the universe.
You're going to need an air traffic controller.
You should think about this.
I'm the worst criminal who ever lived.
Get ready to die.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want you to kill me.
I never wanted this.
Can I make laughter?
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I'll listen.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I have money.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You know it.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I love fall in Canada.
You are so kind to me.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I feel ecstatic.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
It's not dead.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
You love me.
You are my sunshine.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I want you to be elegant.
You're going to need a dancer.
You never stop to think.
Please, stop shouting.
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
Can I make a mess?
Give me the umbrella.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
We're going to need a spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
A boy needs his grandmother.
I could never love you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Your lips have turned spotted.
You are a godsend.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Who left a shovel in the laundry?
You should go to the police.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm here.
This looks odd.
I want you to kiss me.
I'm the best air traffic controller who ever lived.
You are so nice to me.
Good grief!
I want that pig out of my life!
You angel!
I love winter in Australia.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I have 20-20 vision.
I can offer you a sandwich.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Take this with you.
It's not appropriate.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
We are groovy.
Get ready for this.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You are my love.
You're alone in the universe.
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Open the curtains.
You are not my son.
No one can ever know that I was here.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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