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You are a twit.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

No news is good news.

We're gods.

Your face has turned white.

I want you to marry me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I know math.

I feel inferior.

I'm the worst servant who ever lived.

I've reported it to the President.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I see you are thinking.

My love, it's so shiny.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Take the piano and go.

You are my mother.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

It was your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want that fish out of my life!

I'm going to need a wrench.

You should protect your father.

We should vote.

We are artful.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I'm a ghost.

If you don't want it, put it back.

This looks nice.

You could never love me.

Hey, watch me smile.

You crashed the car on purpose.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Good grief!

Delivery!

Show me the guitar.

I heard a sound coming from the closet.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

This room is haunted.

You're alone in the universe.

Can I make believe?

Open the window.

I want you to be reactive.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Maybe no one will notice

Dating is like doing the dishes...

This is the worst time to be here.

I'll be here, if you need me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Let's dance

Did you eat this morning?

Why do you tease me, so much?

I volunteer myself!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You found it.

Knowledge is like a camera...

Your cheeks have turned pink.

It was your fault that the wig came off.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Open it here.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I have lost the will to live.

It's giving me hope.

All things must pass.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I'm the greatest detective on this planet

It's your fault that the cat died.

A girl needs her friends.

You never stop to think.

You are my inspiration.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I never gave up hope.

Take this with you.

You are not my conscience.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I want you to stop following me.

You're lucky.

I have the knife.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Can I make time?

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Who left a banana in the attic?

I'm going to need a shovel.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Sound the alarm!

It's time to pack your bags.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to kill me.

I could never despise you.

You made me cry on purpose.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You're going down!

Good night!

You monster!

My life means nothing.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This room is bugged.

I've reported it to the police.

We're the same person.

I am going to the grand opening.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

It's not right.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You won't find it.

I want that tiger out of my life!

This is a day to remember

Give me the chicken wing.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You are so mean to me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Please, look at me.

Drop it here.

Take the money and die.

We're going to need a court jester.

Take this with water.

Don't ask any questions.

I see you for who you are.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Someone's having a bad day.

I have 20-20 vision.

You despise me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Be safe!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Your tongue has turned black.

You are an artist.

I never loved you.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We're weird.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You burned it on purpose.

You should disown your father.

A girl needs boundaries.

Open the curtains.

You are not my son.

I should hide.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Patience is a virtue

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

I am restless.

Your cheeks have turned green.

I despise you.

You're coming with me!

I know who you are.

Get ready for this.

I am going to the funeral.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Leave it outside.

It's time to go to bed.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Hey, watch me dance.

You're a ghost.

We've only got one bullet.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want that wolf out of my car!

I'm the best oracle on this planet

She was unconscious when I found her.

Give me the guitar.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going to need a hammer.

Reading is all I can manage now.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I love autumn in India.

You need me.

I have needs.

Your tongue has turned orange.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I'll open it.

Your fears are like chocolate...

I can offer you a strawberry milkshake.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Someone's locked the door.

I heard a voice coming from the pantry.

This is a fine ship

Can I make a treehouse?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

A girl needs confidence.

I could never want you.

You are a poet.

My life is cursed.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This looks wrong.

I'm crazy.

I never wanted this.

Did you get lucky today?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You're going to pay!

Darling, it's dead.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Good luck!

Leave it here.

I have to tell you about the muffin.

You should ask for more money.

I'm the greatest mathematician who ever lived.

Be careful!

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Your lips have turned yellow.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Get ready to laugh.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are not my type.

Take this for luck.

I have the time.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I want you to stop tickling me.

Your nose has turned white.

Let's eat

You're going to need a chauffeur.

Can I make finger puppets?

Time to shine

Don't fool around.

Someone's listening.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You never listen.

I love spring in France.

I volunteer to go!

A boy needs his own room.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm a god.

You devil!

You are willing.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I'll sit on it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Who left a slice of pizza in the dining room?

I knew you could turn things around.

This looks suspicious.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I never felt so alone.

You lost it.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can offer you a Earl Grey tea.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I need to tell you about the veterinarian.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This room is unstable.

We're going to need a lot of help.

I want you to be self-indulgent.

I want you to inspire me.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

I have the card.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

My love, it's alive.

It's not dead.

I can offer you a job.

We're special.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I am going to Easter.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Open the bottle.

I love you.

My life is over.

I see you have done this before.

Don't get too close.

You are an inspiration.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Can I make progress?

Leave it until morning.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You're a god.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We are cold.

Please, give up while you can.

A boy needs his friends.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hate is like a bar of soap...

I'm the only florist on this planet

You are so nice to me.

It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.

Throw it here.

You're never going to get away with this!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

I volunteer as tribute!

You should write to your father.

Hand me the hammer.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'm trying to understand.

It's giving me grief.

I know the future.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Good morning!

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Dammit, who left a lamb in the attic?

I want you to be conscientious.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

We're ghosts.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

I'm going to need a spoon.

I feel ticklish.

You angel!

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Your face has turned spotted.

You fascinate me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I want that bird out of my house!

We've only got one life.

I'm cursed.

You should start a business.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

I can offer you a banana.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.

This room is shrinking.

Get ready to dance.

This looks peculiar.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I love spring in America.

No one suspects a thing

You dropped it.

I'll keep guard.

Stop, in the name of love.

I have powers.

You are appalled.

I'm the best juggler on this planet

Who left a bike in the basement?

A girl needs love.

We're going to need a barista.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

You will always despise me.

It's not mine.

This is a fine mess

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Someone's watching us.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Don't just stand there.

Becoming rich is like doing renovations...

Give me the wrench.

I am going to the party.

Your nose has turned blue.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

You are an idiot.

I need you.

I want you to be trustworthy.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

You never say what you're thinking.

I know more than you realise.

We need to stay.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I'm insignificant.

I feel wonderful.

Freedom is like a mountain...

You want it.

I have the letter.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

We're going to need a shaman.

It's not alive.

I'm going to need a saw.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

Can I make animal sounds?

I'll listen.

We are articulate.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.

I love winter in Japan.

I never listened.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Hey, watch me move.

Please, don't eat that.

You hate me.

You are not my favourite.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Who left a hammer in the bedroom?

I knew you could survive.

We've only got one option.

Just try not to cry

You are so good to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

We're crazy.

Take this and pray.

You can't have it.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I'm the best undertaker on this planet

I feel hungry.

No one can ever know how we did it.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Why do you love me, so much?

You're going to need a fork.

I want you to help me.

I just want a smoothie. What's wrong with that?

I see you came prepared.

Let's get it

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Life is like a violin...

I want that monkey out of my life!

I'll get ready.

I want you to be optimistic.

You are my love.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

This looks bad.

Open sesame.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Your eyes have turned spotted.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

A girl needs money.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

It's almost over

You should call your father.

You are so kind to me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I will always hate you.

I feel nervous.

I'm weird.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I knew you could see it through.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I've reported it to mother.

It's not tight enough.

I want you to be demanding.

Who left a horse in the laundry?

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I volunteer to eat it!

Let's watch TV!

Crime is like a beach...

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Can I make a pillow fort?

I can offer you a whiskey.

I want to tell you about the party.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I'm the best scout on this planet

Find some proof that she fooled you.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

It's giving me an error message.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

We are petty.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

I love winter in England.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I want you to love me.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

We need to order pizza.

You're really something!

I should pay the bill.

Please, be careful.

A boy needs money.

I knew you could live like this.

Ha-cha-cha.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I never could make up my mind.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You should protect your mother.

I feel cynical.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

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