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It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

You should disown your father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.

Someone's coming this way.

I just want a chardonnay. What's wrong with that?

I have the gun.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Give it here.

Leave it outside.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Find some proof that she deceived you.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I'm the greatest DJ on this planet

Good grief!

My life means nothing.

Be safe!

You're never going to get away with this!

Take this with water.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to stop loving me.

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

You will always hate me.

You monster!

You are not my mother.

Throw me the spatula.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Open the door.

I want you to be painstaking.

You are my favourite.

Your face has turned purple.

It's not the right size.

You are a liar.

You never say what you're thinking.

I've reported it to the President.

I want to tell you about the zookeeper.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I could never hate you.

I'm a ghost.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to betray me.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I feel clumsy.

Okay. Just do what I do.

We need to help each other.

You lost it.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't just stand there.

Get ready for this.

I'm crazy.

Let's play

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

A girl needs money.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Who left a guitar in the dungeon?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Am I dead, or not?

I'm the only torturer on this planet

How dare you smile at me!

This is a fine ship

I have the need, the need for speed.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We're the same person.

Good luck!

He was unconscious when I found him.

I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

I'll get ready.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

You should find your father.

I am going to the wedding.

Be better!

You're going to need a fork.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Can I make friends?

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Take the money and leave.

Your nose has turned white.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Hey, watch me move.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Leave it here.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Your lips have turned red.

Open it here.

You're going to need a burglar.

Delivery!

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

No one will ever know

I see you are thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

It's not yours.

You're really something!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can offer you a fishcake.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

I feel sad.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Let's dance

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I want you to look at me.

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I'm a god.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to be tense.

Learning is like taking out the garbage...

Sorry, I have to take this.

Who left a banana in the basement?

We've only got one hope.

I'm special.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I have the card.

This looks edible.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Throw me the spoon.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You should listen to your father.

A girl needs discipline.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

How dare you laugh at me!

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Someone's having a bad day.

I have faith.

You could never despise me.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Don't fool around.

Take this and pray.

How much time do you have?

I see you know what to do.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

It was my fault that the dog died.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I've reported it to the press.

You never do what I want.

Two heads are better than one.

Just be yourself

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Dreams are like spaghetti...

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I love winter in France.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

This room is bugged.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I'm trying to care.

My life is over.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want that spider out of my room!

I just want a gin and tonic. What's wrong with that?

She was unconscious when I found her.

Let's get it

I want you to be heartbroken.

Get ready to laugh.

I will always need you.

Be careful!

You are earnest.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It's not in.

I know what to do.

I feel worried.

Open the bottle.

I never really lived.

You're magnificent.

When I was little, I wanted to be a director.

Who left a spring-roll in the attic?

Can I make a plan?

Did you eat at work?

I volunteer myself!

I am going to the funeral.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

I'm the worst fisher who ever lived.

Someone's in here.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are not my type.

I want you to marry me.

Leave it until morning.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

Your hopes are like chocolate...

I have the poem.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I should ask for more money.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

You are a poet.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Sound the alarm!

It's time to pack your bags.

Hey, watch me smile.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

You never take me seriously.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I knew you could see it through.

We're ghosts.

I want to tell you about the sphinx.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

We need to make a plan.

You should ask your father.

I love spring in India.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're going to pay!

Please, tell me.

You can't have it.

All's well that ends well

This looks interesting.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I'll watch.

Give me the bike.

Did you get lucky today?

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

A girl needs her friends.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

You are so mean to me.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Can I make connections?

Get ready to die.

I'm trying to help.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Someone's locked the door.

I have the scroll.

Who left a bee in the sauna?

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I have time.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I want you to be disobedient.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I should start a business.

I've reported it to the police.

Whoop-whoop.

I want that monkey out of my life!

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You never have time for me.

I'm going to need a private detective.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to love me.

You should make peace with your father.

I want to tell you about the beekeeper.

You are my teacher.

Did you eat yesterday?

Give me the spoon.

You're going down!

Darling, it's delicious.

I'm the worst gladiator who ever lived.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

We need to go.

Can I make dessert?

I have the time.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

You are a twit.

You dropped it.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I feel timid.

Take the drink and die.

I know who you are.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Who left a hammer in the bathroom?

Be yourself!

Your tongue has turned pink.

I can offer you a Guinness.

It's time to go.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I am conformist.

We should hide.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You are not my father.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I've reported it to mother.

Falling in love is like lighting a candle...

You are so nice to me.

Throw it here.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You're going to need an oracle.

I despise you.

I want you to inspire me.

It's not open.

I love winter in Antarctica.

Don't ask any questions.

I want that alligator out of my life!

We're gods.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

I want you to be artificial.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I'm lucky.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

You angel!

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I knew you could live like this.

My life matters.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I feel humiliated.

This is a stick up.

I can offer you a cider.

You are an idiot.

I want to tell you about the Guinness.

You are so kind to me.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

We're going to need a saw.

You will always want me.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You are my son.

This room is haunted.

I'm trying to win.

Please, stop shouting.

Your ego is like a forest...

I am going to Christmas.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I volunteer to eat it!

I am reliable.

Dare to dream

Throw me the banana.

You should find your mother.

I want you to stop blaming me.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I want you to be hurt.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

This looks odd.

I'm insignificant.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Who left a bread-stick in the dining room?

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I want you to clean up after me.

How much money do you have?

Can I make a cake?

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Plug it in here.

I see you smiling.

I feel ridiculous.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

I never listened.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I'm going to need a judge.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

My love, it's so juicy.

Open your heart.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

I know the future.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're coming with me!

I have money.

Get ready to run.

I can offer you a muffin.

This is a fine mess

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We're going to need a fork.

Your lips have turned spotted.

I want you to help me.

We're weird.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

I love spring in Brazil.

We need to play.

You could never want me.

Can I make it matter?

You should disown your mother.

A girl needs her father.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

This is the worst time to be amused.

Dying is like writing a memo...

When the door opens, make a run for it.

It's time to go to bed.

Alright, who left a fishcake in the waiting room?

It's not working.

We are dismayed.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I'm going to need a lot of help.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Let's eat

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

We're going to need an undertaker.

I'm the best journalist on this planet

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

No one can ever know what we did.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

How much courage do you have?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

Did you eat today?

Take this for luck.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Please, sit down.

I feel scared.

I want you to be bitter.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Who left a wrench in the dining room?

You can do this

Take the money and die.

I want that kangaroo out of my house!

It's your fault that the train was late.

You're going to need a spatula.

I never could make up my mind.

You're going to need an air traffic controller.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

You're no good.

You are a godsend.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'll sit on it.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You are not my son.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I love winter in America.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

We are intent.

Please, don't take that.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Hand me the guitar.

I know where you were.

Your face has turned black.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to be conventional.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I knew you could fix it.

It was your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

I want that fish out of my car!

I will always despise you.

Take the piano and go.

Did you fart this morning?

Show no mercy

I feel desperate.

I am going to the party.

You're going to need a hypnotist.

You should call your mother.

I heard a voice coming from the corridor.

This is the right time to be alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You should hide.

We need to make out.

Get ready to dance.

I never killed anyone.

It's not safe.

You devil!

You never stop to think.

You are unbelieving.

Who left a monkey in the lobby?

Dying is like opening a window...

I know math.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You need it.

Throw me the carrot.

Can I make bubbles?

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