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Gardening is good for the soul.

When the party starts, start singing.

I want you to clean up after me.

I know more than you realise.

I want that elephant out of my room!

It's time to go.

You will always fascinate me.

Your nose has turned spotted.

Good luck!

The first thing to consider is safety.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I can offer you a whiskey.

My love, it's so shiny.

Winners don't quit

This is the worst time to be here.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Get ready to die.

I have the scroll.

You can have it.

I volunteer myself!

Put it here.

Take this for luck.

I could never need you.

We need to open it.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Be better!

This looks edible.

Your cheeks have turned green.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Delivery!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

Who left a guitar in the basement?

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I have to tell you about the party.

I'm going to need a hammer.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

This is a fine ship

You are a thief.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Someone's watching us.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

It's giving me an error message.

I never could make up my mind.

How dare you smile at me!

Leave it to the professionals.

Show me the wrench.

It's your fault that the train was late.

You should listen to your mother.

You're a god.

I want you to be reliable.

Please, remain silent.

Hey, watch me move.

I've reported it to the police.

Open the window.

Sound the alarm!

We're the same person.

I know what happened.

I should start a business.

My life means nothing.

I am going to the funeral.

Let's play

We're magnificent.

You could never want me.

When the door opens, start crying.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I can't find my bird anywhere.

I want you to inspire me.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

You are my sunshine.

I feel romantic.

I see you know what to do.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Good grief!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I could never want you.

You angel!

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I need to tell you about the ogre.

You are so kind to me.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Be careful!

Your eyes have turned pink.

Plug it in here.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Stop, in the name of love.

You made me cry on purpose.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Take this with you.

I love summer in Canada.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

You never have time for me.

I want you to be graceless.

My love, it's so expensive.

You won't find it.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'm going to need a thief.

You should find your mother.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I have faith.

We've only got one chance.

I want that monkey out of my house!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I heard a howl coming from the stable.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to cook for me.

Open sesame.

Someone's having a bad day.

Let's watch the game

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Please, stop shouting.

We need to unite.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are my only hope.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Who left a spatula in the attic?

You will always despise me.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Hey, watch me dance.

Good night!

My life is a mystery.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'm magnificent.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

This room is bugged.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I see you are thinking.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You're going down!

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You should vote.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I volunteer to go!

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Once bitten, twice shy.

You monster!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I want that puppy out of my house!

I am going to Easter.

Get ready for this.

You are not my mother.

I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.

I'll help.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

We're going to need a beekeeper.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You never call me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is a day to remember

I want you to be escapist.

It has to work

You should listen to your father.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You are so mean to me.

I have to tell you about the waiter.

It's not appropriate.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

You're magnificent.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Ha-cha-cha.

Be yourself!

The truth is like an ocean...

You are healthy.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I want you to stop following me.

I want you to marry me.

I feel frivolous.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You are my favourite.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This looks suspicious.

No one can ever know the truth.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

You need it.

You are an idiot.

We need to make better decisions.

I'm the best garbage collector on this planet

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Let's drink

Take the drink and die.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

You're a ghost.

Get ready to laugh.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Don't just stand there.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

A boy needs his space.

I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?

East is east, and west is west.

You're crazy!

I love winter in China.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'll open it.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's not heavy.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

This is a fine mess

You want me.

Please, give up while you can.

Eating is all I can manage now.

You should find your father.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I can offer you a hot dog.

Why do you love me, so much?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Buying a house is like opening a window...

Leave it alone.

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

This room is unstable.

Alright, who left a bike in the bedroom?

She was unconscious when I found her.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I've reported it to the President.

We're gods.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It's time to go to bed.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I want you to love me.

You are my reason for living.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Show no mercy

You're special.

I feel positive.

I know math.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Good morning!

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Don't ask any questions.

We need to go.

I want that tiger out of my house!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're going to need an accountant.

I want you to be sloppy.

We've only got one bullet.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I'm a god.

Let's dance

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We're going to need a knife.

Give me the hammer.

I volunteer to eat it!

Open the door.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm the worst air traffic controller who ever lived.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you a soda.

Stop, in the name of the law.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Be safe!

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Your nose has turned pink.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Did you fart this morning?

I have the time.

Drop it here.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

A girl needs money.

Can I make art?

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

This room is shrinking.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'm weird.

I want you to document my trip to England.

You are so nice to me.

You fascinate me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

This is the perfect time to be happy.

You should write to your mother.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I feel content.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to betray me.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

You lost it.

We're ghosts.

I want you to be joyous.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I will always need you.

I want that dingo out of my car!

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

We're going to need a can opener.

A girl needs her friends.

We're going to need a garbage collector.

Let's get it

I have the letter.

It's time to make lunch.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

We should hide.

I am going to the party.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

This looks bad.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Who left an umbrella in the lounge room?

Give me the bike.

You are a genius.

Take this and pray.

Did you eat yesterday?

I can offer you a good price.

Take the money and die.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.

I never really lived.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your tongue has turned black.

This is the right time to be angry.

Open your heart.

Please, don't touch that.

You devil!

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I have needs.

I want you to be apathetic.

I want you to look at me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

You should write to your father.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

I want that chicken out of my life!

We're weird.

It's almost over

I see you came prepared.

You could never love me.

Give it here.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Can I make lemonade?

You are not my favourite.

I am shortsighted.

How dare you look at me!

I'm going to need a tax collector.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I can offer you a job.

Get ready to run.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I feel hungry.

Your face has turned brown.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I have the gun.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

You are a liar.

It's giving me a headache.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's not ready.

Please, don't move.

I never hurt anybody.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You should protect your mother.

I want you to document my trip to France.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Open the curtains.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Physician, heal thyself.

I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.

I need to tell you about the taxidermist.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm alone in the universe.

I love fall in China.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I know the future.

Leave it here.

I want that fox out of my car!

I knew you could turn things around.

Take the drink and leave.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I want you to be deceitful.

A girl needs her own room.

I'll keep guard.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Alright, who left a fishcake in the dining room?

This is the perfect time to be here.

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

We need to fight.

I want you to stop me.

You found it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

My life is cursed.

You will always hate me.

Let's go

You're going to pay!

I'm the best juggler who ever lived.

I hate you.

I have the knife.

This is a stick up.

It's not right.

Show me the knife.

It's best to be on the safe side.

You are a poet.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

We're cursed.

I can't find my strawberry milkshake anywhere.

Can I make a cake?

I want you to stop believing in me.

Open the bottle.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Don't fool around.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I feel ravenous.

Alright, who left an ukulele in the bedroom?

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Take the drink and go.

You're going to need a surgeon.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Please, be careful.

I'm trying to understand.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to read to me.

I volunteer as tribute!

We need to break up.

Get ready, or get out.

I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.

I want that horse out of my car!

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

This is the right time to be afraid.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I am going to the wedding.

Let's eat

I knew you could fix it.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

I'll get ready.

I'm the only model who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I'm going to need a herald.

I want you to be small-thinking.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a wine.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I feel guilty.

I am meticulous.

Buying a house is like lighting a candle...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I'm trying to save you.

I want you to kill me.

Am I coming with you, or not?

A boy needs discipline.

Patience is a virtue

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

I want that deer out of my room!

Who left a licorice twist in the armory?

My love, it's alive.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I love spring in France.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

How much influence do you have?

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

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