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I want to tell you about the party.
We are lovable.
I can offer you a cocktail.
This room is unstable.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Be yourself!
I love summer in Spain.
Alright, who left a cappuccino in the laundry?
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I have faith.
You are a godsend.
I want you to kiss me.
I have the time.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
You are not my conscience.
This looks interesting.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I knew you could see it through.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're the same person.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
A girl needs boundaries.
Hey, watch me smile.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Get ready to dance.
Give it here.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You're never going to get away with this!
Someone's watching us.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I can offer you a good price.
You should write to your mother.
We've only got one hope.
This is the worst time to be angry.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
It has to work
Can I make music?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I see you came prepared.
Sound the alarm!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I volunteer to go!
We need to make better decisions.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are so nice to me.
Don't wait to be asked.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I'll help.
Delivery!
I know what happened.
I've reported it to mother.
I could never love you.
I'm a god.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
My life is over.
Out of sight, out of mind.
I can offer you a croissant.
Who left a deer in the guest room?
We're going to need a lot of money.
I want you to be frightened.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Let's watch the game
I want you to clean up after me.
Leave it outside.
We're going to need a spatula.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's not in.
Good morning!
This is a fine mess
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Please, come in.
The first thing to consider is safety.
A girl needs her friends.
Take the money and go.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is the perfect time to be here.
This looks peculiar.
We are glad.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Open sesame.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I never wanted to die.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
When I was little, I wanted to be an executioner.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to pack your bags.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm the best wedding planner on this planet
You are so mean to me.
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I want you.
Get ready to run.
Clothes do not make the man.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
You monster!
Find some proof that he lied to you.
You never have time for me.
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
Someone's listening.
I'm lucky.
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You want it.
Can I make up?
Alright, who left a sandwich in the dining room?
I knew you could survive.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
I'm going to need an assassin.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I have a secret.
We're gods.
Good grief!
You fascinate me.
You should ask your father.
You can do this
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I see you smiling.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I feel youthful.
I should vote.
We've only got one chance.
I want you to document my trip to England.
My life is cursed.
Open the bottle.
Hey, watch me move.
I love summer in Canada.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're going to need a screwdriver.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I know the future.
You're a god.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Take this and pray.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Your opinion is like an ocean...
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Open it here.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I want you to hold me.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I can offer you an apple.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I am going to the grand opening.
Please, come closer.
It's not ready.
You're going down!
Laughing is good for the soul.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You never sing anymore.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
My love, it's alive.
It's giving me hope.
This looks familiar.
Dammit, who left a ball in the garage?
Give me the skateboard.
Did you eat just now?
Take the drink and leave.
You lost it.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I have time.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
No one can ever know how we did it.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Be better!
You want me.
I have the scroll.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Let bygones be bygones.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I heard a noise coming from the cell.
You are disciplined.
How dare you smile at me!
I'm cursed.
I see you are thinking.
I'll listen.
I love winter in Germany.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
We're going to need a saw.
Throw it here.
Laughter is like a lake...
I can offer you a margarita.
I never could make up my mind.
Just try not to cry
A girl needs her grandfather.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
We're ghosts.
Let's go
It's time to go to bed.
Can I make a show?
You're going to need a translator.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Who left a bread-stick in the basement?
It's not the right size.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Leave it to the professionals.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
Open the curtains.
How much luck do you have?
I want that tiger out of my house!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Don't ask any questions.
I'm trying to believe you.
You dropped it.
I'm the best assassin on this planet
Knitting is good for the soul.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You should find your father.
I am big-thinking.
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm magnificent.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I knew you could live like this.
I'll watch.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Your lips have turned stripey.
You are an idiot.
You could never need me.
I heard laughter coming from the pantry.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I will always hate you.
We need to fight.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I should go to the police.
You never take me seriously.
I have the poem.
Hand me the wrench.
I want you to look at me.
I can offer you a muffin.
Did you get lucky last night?
Take the drink and die.
This is a fine ship
Leave it here.
Take this with you.
You are not my mother.
We're going to need a can opener.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I love spring in Canada.
We've only got one bullet.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Please, stand.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a job.
A girl needs love.
I volunteer myself!
I feel outrageous.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You devil!
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Good luck!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Someone's locked the door.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You broke it.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Who left a Schnapps in the cloakroom?
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I have the gun.
You are my reason for living.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
My love, it's so juicy.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I knew you could fix it.
You never call me.
You're lucky.
Let's watch TV!
Leave it alone.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I love autumn in India.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
This is a stick up.
Throw me the kite.
I can offer you a 7-up.
We need to play.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I never felt so alone.
Take this for luck.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
I heard laughter coming from the garage.
You are an inspiration.
I want to tell you about the the liferaft.
This is the right time to be happy.
You should protect your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to stop loving me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I know what to do.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a hunter.
Am I dead, or not?
We are scholarly.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You're amazing!
You should hide.
I have money.
You are my only hope.
No one will ever know
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm a ghost.
You won't find it.
I love spring in Germany.
I could never hate you.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
It's not open.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Darling, it's dead.
We need to stop.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Let's get it
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of beer...
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
This looks nice.
This is the right time to be angry.
I'm the only chauffeur who ever lived.
Can I make a pillow fort?
Hey, watch me leave.
I want that snake out of my car!
I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the President.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Please, wait here.
Who left a shovel in the living room?
I have the card.
I want you to be sloppy.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
It's time to make lunch.
Open your heart.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
My life is a mystery.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I could never despise you.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
We need to unite.
I love fall in Australia.
I'm going to need a veterinarian.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Drop it here.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
You're really something!
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Someone's coming this way.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm insignificant.
I see you know what to do.
I'll get ready.
Hope is like a multi-choice quiz...
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are not my son.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to stop me.
I heard laughter coming from the guest room.
You could never despise me.
We are vacuous.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Dammit, who left a hamster in the stable?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Hey, watch me dance.
I know math.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Just be yourself
Please, look at me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This room is haunted.
You're going to need a can opener.
I'm the greatest hypnotist on this planet
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
It's giving me a headache.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I want you to be uneasy.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I feel extravagant.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
We're going to need a nanny.
You never stop to think.
Show me the kite.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I love autumn in Germany.
I want you to read to me.
I have powers.
We've only got one life.
We are argumentative.
Who left a chocolate milkshake in the closet?
You are so kind to me.
I can't find my house anywhere.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
We need to make out.
I never killed anyone.
Your nose has turned black.
A boy needs his mother.
It's time to go.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Be careful!
This looks bad.
I want that elephant out of my room!
Can I make money?
You are not my father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
You angel!
I could never want you.
Winners don't quit
You never listen.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You're going to need a wrench.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You hate me.
You're cursed.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
If you can't be good, be careful.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You are my love.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
Show me the hammer.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Learning is like tidying your room...
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I am fun-loving.
I am going to the funeral.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to marry me.
I feel weak.
Don't just stand there.
We should quit.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I can offer you a pickle.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want to tell you about the candy-bar.
We've only got one option.
You should call your mother.
I'm going to need a pharmacist.
When the door opens, remain calm.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Can I make a sound?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You are an artist.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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