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When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You're going down!
This looks odd.
I can't find my egg nog anywhere.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Open sesame.
You are contemptible.
I've reported it to the President.
Leave it until morning.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
Give me the chair.
Take the money and go.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You should call your father.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This room is haunted.
It's not mine.
I'm a god.
I want you to be neat.
We're gods.
I'm going to need a fork.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I can offer you a Schnapps.
We need to make a plan.
I can offer you a good price.
This is a stick up.
You are a godsend.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I volunteer to go!
I never hurt anybody.
Don't fool around.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
My life means nothing.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Who left a spoon in the cloakroom?
You never listen.
Maybe no one will notice
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I see you let yourself in.
I know math.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Be safe!
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I have the gun.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Your cheeks have turned green.
I will always love you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You devil!
I knew you could turn things around.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I feel maternal.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You could never fascinate me.
You should write to your father.
Pride comes before a fall.
I'm trying to leave.
I'm weird.
You need it.
You're a ghost.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
This is the right time to be amused.
I want you to read to me.
You're going to need a cartoonist.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm the only cook on this planet
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Let's get it
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
Sound the alarm!
I want you to be scrupulous.
I am going to the grand opening.
You're going to need a saw.
This is a fine ship
You are so mean to me.
Leave it alone.
I never killed anyone.
I heard laughter coming from the cell.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Get ready, or get out.
It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.
It's not ready.
Your face has turned purple.
Someone's coming this way.
How dare you smile at me!
This looks nice.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know the truth.
It has to work
You burned it on purpose.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Good morning!
A girl needs discipline.
Give it here.
I volunteer myself!
I hate you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
I have to tell you about the wine cellar.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
When the party starts, start crying.
I knew you could live like this.
Show me the icecream.
Delivery!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'll watch.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Your ears have turned blue.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Take the drink and go.
We're insignificant.
I want you to stop loving me.
I'm the worst interior designer who ever lived.
Be yourself!
You are a twit.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
How much influence do you have?
You could never need me.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
You're going to need a detective.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Let's eat
If you don't want it, throw it away.
We should vote.
I want you to be closed off.
You monster!
Am I dead, or not?
Whoop-whoop.
It's time to pack your bags.
We're the same person.
Did you get lucky last night?
I have the poem.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I love summer in Brazil.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Leave it outside.
You're a god.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, tell me.
I see you came prepared.
I can offer you a banana.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want that pony out of my car!
Stop, in the name of love.
Who left an apple juice in the bathroom?
My life is over.
Someone's watching us.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can't find my owl anywhere.
This looks great.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
You never do what I want.
You are confused.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's not appropriate.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
This is a fine mess
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
Put it here.
Can I make a mess?
It's giving me hope.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You love me.
You're crazy!
I've reported it to Interpol.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I feel impulsive.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I'm crazy.
I know what happened.
I never could make up my mind.
Anger is like a river...
You are an artist.
I bet you know why I'm here.
This room is bugged.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I will always need you.
No one can ever know what we did.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Let's watch TV!
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
We need to fight.
How much courage do you have?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You are not my favourite.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I have to tell you about the outhouse.
Good grief!
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
You are my father.
He was unconscious when I found him.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Leave it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
We're ghosts.
I'm the greatest fishmonger who ever lived.
I have money.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You should write to your mother.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
Don't get too close.
Please, stop smoking.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You lost it.
I love spring in Switzerland.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
It's giving me an error message.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I want you to be plodding.
A girl needs her friends.
Get ready to dance.
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I am inhibited.
Who left an ukulele in the corridor?
I have the need, the need for speed.
I'm going to need a lifeguard.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You should start a business.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Buying a house is like going to the playground...
Find some proof that I fooled you.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You're insignificant.
We've only got one bullet.
Someone's listening.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Your cheeks have turned black.
How dare you laugh at me!
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to inspire me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I never wanted this.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
My life is a mystery.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
I have powers.
I've reported it to the police.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
I knew you could survive.
You can have it.
Can I make babies?
Open your heart.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Take this for luck.
You never have time for me.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Please, be careful.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
It's not alive.
We're going to need a wrench.
We need to make out.
I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.
Get ready for this.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
This looks interesting.
I want you to be efficient.
I am unlovable.
I want that pony out of my house!
Your eyes have turned yellow.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I am going to the wedding.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I'm insignificant.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Good night!
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
You should disown your mother.
You are a genius.
I'm trying to believe you.
I'll keep guard.
Plug it in here.
This room is unstable.
My life matters.
I feel daring.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to marry me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
All's well that ends well
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Can I make music?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I just want a Jack Daniels. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one of these.
I never wanted to die.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I know the future.
You won't find it.
You are my love.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I have a secret.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I knew you could see it through.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Life is like a forest...
You never say what you're thinking.
I volunteer to eat it!
I will always despise you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You are an inspiration.
This looks bad.
Take the drink and leave.
Darling, it's dead.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I have to tell you about the hunter.
I want that horse out of my room!
Who left a can opener in the dungeon?
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
It's time to go.
Hopes are like chocolate...
A boy needs his space.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Can I make dessert?
Just breathe
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want you to kiss me.
When the party starts, start singing.
I want you to be antisocial.
You are disciplined.
Drop it here.
I'll open it.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Open the curtains.
We're going to need a janitor.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You should listen to your mother.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It takes one to know one.
Did you get lucky this morning?
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I could never want you.
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
We're going to need a lot of water.
You angel!
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
We're lucky.
Get ready to run.
I never listened.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
I'm the greatest barista on this planet
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
I have the knife.
Alright, who left a fish in the walk-in freezer?
This is the right time to be angry.
It's not yours.
Let's dance
Please, stop doing that.
We are flexible.
I have needs.
We need to eat.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are so kind to me.
I should ask for more money.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Good luck!
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I want you to stop smelling me.
You can't have it.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I love winter in Japan.
Take this with water.
Take the piano and die.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You're under arrest!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Your ears have turned spotted.
You could never love me.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I feel terrified.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I'm the best shop assistant who ever lived.
It's all grist to the mill.
When the door opens, hide.
I want you to be boisterous.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I know more than you realise.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sailor.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
I can't find my Schnapps anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
This is a day to remember
You're special.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I could never need you.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
This looks wrong.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I never really lived.
Your tongue has turned purple.
Did you eat last night?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Let's watch the game
You're really something!
Your lips have turned yellow.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Show me the bike.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
We need to stop.
I heard a voice coming from the laundry.
Who left a shovel in the sauna?
This is the worst time to be alone.
We've only got one chance.
I want that goat out of my room!
Eating is all I can manage now.
I can offer you an iced tea.
You are a handsome devil.
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
It's not dead.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I see you smiling.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Take the piano and go.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
This room is shrinking.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Your face has turned brown.
I never loved you.
Please, stop crying.
You know it.
You're no good.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Learning is like cooking...
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
Take this with you.
I want you to hold me.
Let's drink
I could never despise you.
Take the money and die.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You deserve this
I have time.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one hope.
Can I make amends?
Open the window.
Hey, watch me move.
Who left a whiskey in the laundry?
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Someone's locked the door.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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