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You are not my mother.

You could never want me.

I can offer you a job.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Throw it here.

I'm a ghost.

Open the bottle.

I'm crazy.

I see you every day.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I love spring in England.

This room is shrinking.

Whoop-whoop.

You made me cry on purpose.

How dare you laugh at me!

Who left a doll in the armory?

Be better!

I want you to stop me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Get ready to die.

I have the gun.

You should disown your mother.

Please, stay where you are.

I know what to do.

We're gods.

I will always want you.

I want you to stop following me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Darling, it's dead.

I volunteer to eat it!

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

I can't find my coffee anywhere.

I'll wait here.

This looks familiar.

Leave it here.

Let's watch the game

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Delivery!

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to be content.

We're going to need a scientist.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Did you fart just now?

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I'm the only pilot who ever lived.

You are compassionate.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You devil!

I have faith.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.

Don't just stand there.

You're going to pay!

Someone's watching us.

You are a hero.

My life is over.

This is the right time to be happy.

Your lips have turned red.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Why do you tease me, so much?

When the bell rings, hide.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Hand me the banana.

You can do this

You're a god.

Be yourself!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

This is a fine ship

Can I make a cake?

I feel strong.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

The truth will out.

I've reported it to the police.

You should pay the bill.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You are so kind to me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I know more than you realise.

I never gave up hope.

I am going to Easter.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.

No one can ever know the truth.

Running for office is like doing the shopping...

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I see you came prepared.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Put it here.

We need to go.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I love fall in Australia.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are not my conscience.

I'm the greatest guru on this planet

How dare you smile at me!

Who left a can opener in the basement?

When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.

I can offer you a good price.

I volunteer to go!

You are my sunshine.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Take this and pray.

It's giving me a headache.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks suspicious.

This room is bugged.

You never do what I want.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Good morning!

I'll get ready.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I'm trying to forgive you.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

We're the same person.

You could never love me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm going to need a hammer.

We're going to need a yodeler.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

All's well that ends well

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to love me.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Give me the guitar.

I have the letter.

Let's dance

Please, listen to me.

No one can ever know that I like you

You're amazing!

I'm the best fisher on this planet

Can I make finger puppets?

Get ready to laugh.

I am going to the funeral.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

I want you to be rejected.

We need to stay.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I'm alone in the universe.

It's time to make lunch.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

This is a fine mess

You are not my father.

My love, it's so shiny.

You broke it.

Out of sight, out of mind.

We've only got one hope.

Take the money and leave.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This room is unstable.

You are an idiot.

I want that cow out of my room!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I never wanted this.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have a secret.

A girl needs her space.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You never call me.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

You should ask for more money.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You are so nice to me.

You angel!

I want you to help me.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I've reported it to the press.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Let's play

Sweetheart, it's alive.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

We're insignificant.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Get ready, or get out.

My life is cursed.

You're going to need a spoon.

I want you to stop questioning me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You will always love me.

Can I make an effort?

I have to tell you about Monday.

Show me the kite.

I'm trying to leave.

You're a ghost.

Who left a frog in the office?

Please, come in.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I know math.

Time to shine

Be safe!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I am going to the party.

Someone's coming this way.

Drop it here.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I'm the best locksmith on this planet

I can't find my room anywhere.

I'll listen.

This looks wrong.

You know it.

I never killed anyone.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

You are a poet.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I volunteer myself!

You are my only hope.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want you to kill me.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's not dead.

It's time to go.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

I want you.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Take this for luck.

Don't get too close.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You never sing anymore.

I'm a god.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

We are distracted.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can offer you a martini.

You're going to need a can opener.

I want that crocodile out of my room!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I want you to be noncommittal.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I love spring in France.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This looks edible.

I'm insignificant.

How dare you look at me!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I am going to Christmas.

I feel resentful.

I want to tell you about the kebab.

I knew you could fix it.

Your ears have turned yellow.

We've only got one option.

I see you have done this before.

It's not ready.

I need to tell you about Easter.

You are not my favourite.

Can I make up?

You are a handsome devil.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Did you eat just now?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

Give me the wrench.

When the party starts, start crying.

You will always despise me.

I'm going to need a fork.

A boy needs money.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

You are so good to me.

Get ready to run.

Maybe no one will notice

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

I'm the worst saxophonist on this planet

It's giving me an error message.

You should write to your father.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Please, come closer.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Leave it alone.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You never take me seriously.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to look at me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can offer you a fishcake.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Open the door.

No one can ever know what we did.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Hey, watch me smile.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Your ears have turned purple.

This room is haunted.

Good luck!

Let's watch TV!

When the lights go out, start singing.

I could never despise you.

You need me.

I never loved you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I see you let yourself in.

For everything there is a season.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Take the piano and die.

I'm going to need a welder.

I want that monkey out of my house!

I want to tell you about Friday.

Your nose has turned white.

Please, stop smoking.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

This looks bad.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

You are an artist.

I want you to be critical.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

We're no good.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

We need to close it.

I want to tell you about the the submarine.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I'm trying to win.

You are my son.

Can I make an igloo?

You are so mean to me.

Am I dead, or not?

Sound the alarm!

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Don't ask any questions.

I'm the best senator who ever lived.

I want you to listen to me.

Take this with you.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I never could make up my mind.

It's not mine.

You're really something!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Forgiveness is like a canvas...

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

My love, it's beautiful.

I love summer in Australia.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Please, give me that.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Take the drink and go.

You could never despise me.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I feel sure.

You are my love.

Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...

I want to tell you about the bagel.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I've reported it to the President.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Good night!

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

You deserve this

I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.

Your nose has turned spotted.

Throw me the can opener.

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.

I love you.

You should call your mother.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

I am going to the grand opening.

Take this with water.

Take the money and die.

You monster!

You could never need me.

I'm the worst impersonator on this planet

You burned it on purpose.

We should ask for more money.

We are mealymouthed.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You never stop to think.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I'm going to need a pastor.

You're going to need a hammer.

Can I make it up?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want that fish out of my car!

I want you to be confident.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Someone's listening.

Ha-cha-cha.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

It's not open.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Patience is a virtue

You're going down!

I love summer in Ireland.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Please, don't eat that.

Throw me the skateboard.

Strength is like a winter's day...

I want you to stop laughing at me.

It's time to pack your bags.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

I can offer you a short black.

I volunteer as tribute!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

When I was little, I wanted to be a carpenter.

We're special.

You could never fascinate me.

My life means nothing.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You never smile.

Get ready for this.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Can I make joy?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I am merry.

I need to tell you about the bandit.

Be careful!

This looks interesting.

Open the window.

Don't fool around.

I should go to the police.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Someone's having a bad day.

It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You're going to need a lot of friends.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

Alright, who left a chair in the bedroom?

A boy needs his own room.

I can offer you a cracker.

How much courage do you have?

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I want you to hold me.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

We're ghosts.

Please, look at me.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

I want that wolf out of my car!

I love autumn in Ireland.

It's your fault that the train was late.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know how we did it.

We've only got one bullet.

You are not my son.

Give me the bike.

When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

We're lucky.

I feel cowardly.

I want you to document my trip to France.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

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