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Leave it here.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is the right time to be amused.

Your eyes have turned orange.

I heard a noise coming from the control room.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm the greatest tattooist on this planet

Let's drink

You devil!

You are my daughter.

You should ask for more money.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I love winter in China.

I want you to be inflamed.

Good morning!

A girl needs her father.

We're going to need a police officer.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I need to tell you about the stable.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I've reported it to the press.

I never wanted this.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Please, lie down.

Practice makes perfect.

You're a god.

This is a stick up.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Take this and pray.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm special.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

We need to make better decisions.

Someone's coming this way.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...

Open the window.

You are not my conscience.

We're gods.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I am going to the wedding.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Can I make a pie?

When I was little, I wanted to be a beekeeper.

Take the drink and go.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I feel confused.

You're really something!

You never stop to think.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I know where you were.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to kill me.

This room is bugged.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Sound the alarm!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are a handsome devil.

Show no mercy

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I can offer you a banana.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You need it.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Victory is like a good book...

I want you to be tense.

You are my mother.

A boy needs his friends.

Get ready for this.

You made me cry on purpose.

I volunteer to eat it!

I see you have done this before.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'll open it.

It's not right.

I want that chimpanzee out of my house!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

We're alone in the universe.

You are so good to me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Hey, watch me smile.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

Did you fart yesterday?

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

Drop it here.

You monster!

We've only got one hope.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I'm going to need a shovel.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When the door opens, hide.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Someone's having a bad day.

I'm the greatest entrepreneur who ever lived.

Take this with water.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

You're a ghost.

We need to play.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You never do what I want.

Why do you love me, so much?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I know who you are.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Take the money and go.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You will always love me.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You are contradictory.

Be careful!

We're going to need an astronaut.

Leave it alone.

I want that owl out of my room!

I see you for who you are.

You deserve this

Don't ask any questions.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Delivery!

I've reported it to mother.

I feel crazy.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Open sesame.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

I can offer you a job.

You're insignificant.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

I never gave up hope.

You found it.

I want you to be alienated.

It's not dead.

Hey, watch me dance.

Hand me the hammer.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You are so kind to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

When the party starts, start crying.

It's giving me an error message.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I know the future.

I am oppressed.

Can I make a plan?

Throw it here.

Get ready, or get out.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Who left a spider in the garage?

I could never love you.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Take the piano and die.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

I have a secret.

Someone's locked the door.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want to tell you about the blacksmith.

Did you eat last night?

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

You never call me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We should start a business.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm lucky.

Please, stand.

I can offer you a Coke.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

We need to eat.

It's time to pack your bags.

You are an idiot.

Your lips have turned purple.

I want you to stop me.

This looks nice.

You will always need me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Don't wait to be asked.

Be better!

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You can have it.

I have to tell you about Friday.

I'll wait here.

I can't find my swan anywhere.

Open the curtains.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I've reported it to the police.

This is a fine mess

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I am hefty.

I feel guilty.

No one can ever know that I was here.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want that puppy out of my car!

Hand me the guitar.

We're the same person.

Take the money and leave.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Can I make breakfast?

I have the scroll.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

It's not open.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I never wanted to die.

I have to tell you about the scout.

You are not my favourite.

We're going to need a violinist.

I'm a god.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Whoop-whoop.

We've only got one of these.

We need to make a plan.

Leave it until morning.

I want you to love me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You're no good.

Don't upset your father, not now.

No one can ever know what we did.

I am going to the party.

I see you every day.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

When I was little, I wanted to be a percussionist.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

My life is over.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You want it.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Don't just stand there.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You're crazy!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Show me the screwdriver.

I love winter in Ireland.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can offer you a bagel.

You never sing anymore.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You could never hate me.

You are so mean to me.

Good night!

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I want you to be superstitious.

Please, look at me.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

This room is shrinking.

It's not yours.

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I'm trying to understand.

You are an inspiration.

I'm going to need a wrench.

You are my favourite.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I'm magnificent.

I will always hate you.

I want you to betray me.

It was my fault that the show was ruined.

Your tongue has turned red.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

All's well that ends well

This looks odd.

We should quit.

I have the will.

We are gallant.

This is a fine ship

I've reported it to the President.

Did you eat at work?

I feel sweaty.

You're going down!

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Take this with you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I'm the greatest farmer who ever lived.

My life means nothing.

How dare you smile at me!

Hey, watch me leave.

Let's get it

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

I am going to the grand opening.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Throw me the celery stick.

I have money.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I can offer you a cracker.

I'll keep guard.

Be yourself!

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Someone's listening.

It's not mine.

I volunteer myself!

If you don't want it, put it back.

Take the money and die.

Please, sit down.

You are my inspiration.

We're ghosts.

I am despicable.

Can I make a contribution?

I will always love you.

Learning is like writing a shopping list...

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to be attractive.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

I'm insignificant.

You despise me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

We need to stop.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I never really lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Stop, in the name of the law.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I have the gun.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Open the door.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I'm going to need a surgeon.

You dropped it.

I see you are thinking.

Who left a candy-bar in the bathroom?

It's not going to fit.

Okay. Just do what I do.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I have to tell you about the macchiato.

My life is a mystery.

My love, it's dead.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I'm weird.

Give it here.

They know it was me

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You should disown your father.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Please, remain silent.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I have 20-20 vision.

I'll help.

I want to tell you about Easter.

I feel eager.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We've only got one option.

I never could make up my mind.

Throw me the bike.

It's time to go.

I can offer you an apple.

I volunteer to go!

I am scrupulous.

This looks bad.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Your nose has turned brown.

I have to tell you about the soda.

You fascinate me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Open the bottle.

Dying is like taking a bath...

You're going to need a hammer.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I can offer you a good price.

I love summer in China.

I see you let yourself in.

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You're cursed.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I'm the worst tattooist on this planet

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I'm trying to leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

No one can ever know the truth.

We need to break up.

You're going to pay!

You are my father.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

You won't find it.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is the right time to be happy.

Leave it outside.

I hate you.

Get ready to run.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your fear is like a good book...

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

How dare you laugh at me!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.

You're going to need a DJ.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

This room is unstable.

Did you eat while I was away?

I want you to be rowdy.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to inspire me.

This is a day to remember

I know math.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

No one can ever know that I like you

I want that chicken out of my car!

Give me the spring-roll.

A girl needs her space.

I have the knife.

I'll listen.

I volunteer as tribute!

Your nose has turned pink.

We are appreciative.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm the worst mayor on this planet

I am going to Easter.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want to tell you about Friday.

How much time do you have?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Can I make love?

I'm going to need a fork.

Don't fool around.

I see you know what to do.

You're coming with me!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are a genius.

Just be yourself

I feel terrible.

Who left a beer in the basement?

You should pay the bill.

I want you to hold me.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

You could never fascinate me.

We've only got one chance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

You should ask your mother.

Ha-cha-cha.

This is the right time to be here.

This looks great.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Take the piano and leave.

I'm the worst pharmacist on this planet

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I am going to the funeral.

Crime is like a guitar...

I can offer you a croissant.

It's time to go to bed.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you to be passionate.

Your nose has turned orange.

I will always need you.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

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