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I know what to do.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I never loved you.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I'm a god.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I heard a noise coming from the chapel.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Stop, in the name of love.
Please, tell me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We need to fight.
Take this for luck.
I can offer you a margarita.
You're going down!
Open sesame.
I feel odd.
A girl needs money.
We're the same person.
You are so mean to me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'll wait here.
Hey, watch me leave.
Why do you love me, so much?
This room is bugged.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Good morning!
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I will always need you.
I see you let yourself in.
I have the card.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We've only got one option.
You're going to need a knife.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Leave it to the professionals.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
This is a fine ship
I bet you know why I'm here.
I love spring in France.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a game show host.
You made me cry on purpose.
Someone's coming this way.
You are not my father.
I'm weird.
Be safe!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Take the drink and go.
I can't find my goose anywhere.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You could never hate me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I know who you are.
We're ghosts.
Did you fart while I was away?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Open the bottle.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
You are my favourite.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I want you to be reactionary.
We need to help each other.
Take this and pray.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
When the party starts, start singing.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I am suave.
You are a hero.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I can offer you a Guinness.
Throw me the bike.
Good luck!
I have the scroll.
This looks interesting.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's your fault that the wig came off.
Don't wait to be asked.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Delivery!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You can't have it.
You are so good to me.
I see you smiling.
I will always hate you.
You should make peace with your father.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.
Your nose has turned green.
This is a day to remember
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Be better!
You monster!
You're going to need a saw.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
I'm a ghost.
I'm alone in the universe.
Imagination is like a bar of soap...
Drop it here.
I want you to listen to me.
I feel selfish.
You're crazy!
I'm the best diplomat who ever lived.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
You are a handsome devil.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
My life means nothing.
When the party starts, start crying.
Hand me the kite.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
Can I make it up?
A boy needs love.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I have to tell you about the rum and coke.
Leave it until morning.
We've only got one chance.
I'll help.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm going to need a hunter.
I volunteer as tribute!
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Did you fart this morning?
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
Who left a croissant in the basement?
This looks edible.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
You should disown your father.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Ha-cha-cha.
I knew you could see it through.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I want you to stop lying to me.
Hey, watch me move.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Sound the alarm!
You could never love me.
I'm lucky.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are so nice to me.
Cheats never prosper.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Get ready to die.
Don't just stand there.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You angel!
I want to tell you about Christmas.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You burned it on purpose.
You are subjective.
It's not dead.
It's giving me an error message.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be offhand.
I am going to the funeral.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Motivation is like a camera...
Good grief!
When the door opens, start crying.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You're coming with me!
I need to tell you about the the escape-pod.
We need to play.
When I was little, I wanted to be a factory worker.
I've reported it to the press.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I can offer you a pineapple juice.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're cursed.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
You broke it.
Becoming rich is like opening a letter...
My life matters.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
You are a thief.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I despise you.
I know where you were.
Hand me the wrench.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
We're going to need a hammer.
It's not appropriate.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You will always love me.
Open the window.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want you to kill me.
You should quit.
Take the money and leave.
Your nose has turned black.
Let's drink
Take this with you.
I have lost the will to live.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Don't ask any questions.
I'll be here, if you need me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I knew you could survive.
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Leave it here.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Please, give up while you can.
It's almost over
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I'm the worst florist on this planet
Dreams are like marshmallows...
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want that rabbit out of my room!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We are relaxed.
I love you.
This is the worst time to be angry.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I want you to be uneasy.
I want to tell you about the party.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You are a liar.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I feel lonely.
It's giving me grief.
We're no good.
Who left a dingo in the basement?
The truth is like a piano...
I see you for who you are.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I have to tell you about the conservatory.
Take the money and go.
You could never fascinate me.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I can't find my beetle anywhere.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Open the curtains.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
How dare you smile at me!
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You are not my daughter.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You should ask your father.
You're going to need a weaver.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
You never have time for me.
I volunteer to eat it!
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Hand me the teddy bear.
You're a god.
I never wanted to die.
This looks odd.
I have powers.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I want you to inspire me.
Your face has turned orange.
We are complacent.
Get ready to run.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Someone's watching us.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Leave it alone.
I'm the best beggar who ever lived.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You won't find it.
The first thing to consider is safety.
We're gods.
I want that bunny out of my car!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I feel disappointed.
You should go to the police.
Let's eat
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
This room is unstable.
I have the time.
You could never want me.
Patience is a virtue
You should call your father.
I've reported it to mother.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a short black.
The early bird gets the worm.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Please, make yourself comfortable.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Hey, watch me smile.
You never listen.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
Be careful!
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to be disillusioned.
Dammit, who left a penguin in the stable?
Can I make art?
Eating is all I can manage now.
We're alone in the universe.
I want you to betray me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I see you are thinking.
I'm the worst historian who ever lived.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Leave it outside.
I need to tell you about the the fort.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We should hide.
I have needs.
You should write to your father.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
It's not mine.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You are so kind to me.
You need me.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
How dare you laugh at me!
Success is like a picnic in the park...
I have the letter.
Good night!
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Let's watch the game
Who left a dingo in the waiting room?
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You never call me.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Be yourself!
This is a stick up.
You are not my mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I love winter in Antarctica.
I want that fish out of my car!
I will always want you.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I volunteer myself!
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I feel hungry.
I want you to stop loving me.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I can offer you an apple.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
A boy needs money.
We should vote.
I am going to the wedding.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We're going to need a pickpocket.
I want you to marry me.
We've only got one life.
I want you to be malicious.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I never listened.
I'm the greatest merchant who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Death is like a beautiful song...
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Get ready to dance.
My love, it's alive.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
If you don't want it, put it back.
We're going to need a lot of help.
If you're done, we'll get started.
This room is shrinking.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
My life is cursed.
I can't find my rabbit anywhere.
I have to tell you about the herbalist.
Did you eat today?
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
A boy needs his grandmother.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Put it here.
I could never love you.
You should call your mother.
Hand me the ball.
I'll listen.
It's time to go.
Can I make soup?
You are an idiot.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I want you to clean up after me.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You never stop to think.
I love spring in England.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You're lucky.
You fascinate me.
I'm going to need a clockmaker.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Hey, watch me dance.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...
This is a fine mess
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Please, stop doing that.
I want you to be dull.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Who left a lion in the barn?
I want that lemur out of my house!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
We need to make out.
Show no mercy
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
I am going to Easter.
I'm the best pilot on this planet
Wisdom is like a mountain...
I never gave up hope.
Show me the sandwich.
Your lips have turned green.
Faith will move mountains.
I want you to help me.
How much luck do you have?
You are a poet.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
This looks peculiar.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You're going to need a diver.
I need to tell you about the garage.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
I can offer you a hot dog.
It's not tight enough.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Don't fool around.
I am unlovable.
You crashed the car on purpose.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Can I make time?
I love summer in England.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You deserve this
You are my everything.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the classroom.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I want you to stop looking at me.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
How dare you look at me!
I feel shy.
We're going to need a spoon.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're special.
Let's get it
You're a ghost.
Who left a muffin in the sauna?
Please, stop smoking.
You should find your father.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
This looks nice.
A girl needs love.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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