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We've only got one of these.

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Please, stop smoking.

You are my sunshine.

It's almost over

I'm a ghost.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Stop, in the name of love.

Hand me the umbrella.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

She was unconscious when I found her.

Did you fart while I was away?

My love, it's alive.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I never wanted to die.

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you a good price.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This looks peculiar.

You're cursed.

I volunteer myself!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

This is the worst time to be angry.

I will always hate you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Good night!

I have the will.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

You burned it on purpose.

You are so good to me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Who left a croissant in the sauna?

Take the piano and leave.

You angel!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

You know it.

You need me.

Can I make time?

I'll sit on it.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

You're going down!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Let's dance

A boy needs money.

I know what happened.

Be yourself!

I want you to listen to me.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop tricking me.

I need to tell you about the chocolate milk.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

You are an inspiration.

Get ready, or get out.

We should ask for more money.

Did you get lucky this morning?

We're gods.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Leave it here.

It's not mine.

You never say what you're thinking.

We need to order pizza.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I love spring in England.

Please, don't move.

I'm the best evangelist on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

We're lucky.

When the lights go out, hide.

Friendship is like a good book...

This looks interesting.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I knew you could turn things around.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Take this and pray.

You're going to need a fork.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Good luck!

I am going to Christmas.

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

This is a stick up.

You are my son.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want that octopus out of my room!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're really something!

This room is haunted.

Hey, watch me leave.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the President.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can offer you a juice.

I want you to read to me.

Dare to dream

You are not my favourite.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

A boy needs a job.

Delivery!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

We're going to need a dictator.

Can I make popcorn?

I have to tell you about the pickle.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm the greatest inventor on this planet

I'll listen.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I see you every day.

I never gave up hope.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I'm magnificent.

Someone's watching us.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

You monster!

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Did you eat yesterday?

It's giving me hope.

He was unconscious when I found him.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm trying to open it.

My love, it's beautiful.

You should listen to your mother.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Take the money and leave.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Show me the kite.

My life is over.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

You are perplexed.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I want you to be heartbroken.

A girl needs her father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zookeeper.

Just breathe

Can I make dessert?

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

I love summer in America.

Take this for luck.

We're the same person.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Leave it alone.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Good morning!

We need to open it.

Get ready to die.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Let's drink

You're a god.

This looks odd.

I have powers.

You made me cry on purpose.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the well.

You should listen to your father.

This is a fine mess

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I can offer you a burger.

I know the future.

It's time to brush your teeth.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'm the only doctor on this planet

You never have time for me.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Don't fool around.

I should start a business.

This room is unstable.

I'll keep guard.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Give it here.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Fears are like chocolate...

I want you to be melancholic.

How dare you smile at me!

You will always love me.

You are not my conscience.

I want you to inspire me.

Your nose has turned blue.

We are foolish.

Throw me the hot dog.

You are a godsend.

Be better!

We're going to need a hammer.

Please, wait here.

I could never despise you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Who left a ball in the lobby?

When I was little, I wanted to be a deputy.

We need to stay.

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I never felt so alone.

You are my only hope.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make lemonade?

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

No one can ever know that I was here.

No one will ever know

I love fall in America.

I have to tell you about the ghost.

I heard a howl coming from the armory.

I'm the greatest sleuth on this planet

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

A girl needs discipline.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're no good.

I have to tell you about Monday.

Let's watch the game

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You can have it.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I'm a god.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I've reported it to mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I'm going to need a winemaker.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Don't ask any questions.

Please, come closer.

I know where you were.

Death is like a canvas...

This is a day to remember

I want you to kiss me.

Someone's locked the door.

I have the scroll.

Take this with water.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We've only got one hope.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We need to break up.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I want you to stop smelling me.

This room is shrinking.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

A girl needs confidence.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I will always despise you.

I want that ant out of my life!

Throw me the can opener.

I feel at ease.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

We are old-fashioned.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

You're special.

Don't get too close.

Please, tell me.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

We should hide.

Drop it here.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're going to need a messenger.

You are a poet.

You could never fascinate me.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You should call your father.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

Open the door.

I never listened.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You're coming with me!

This is the right time to be alone.

Get ready for this.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Someone's coming this way.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I see you let yourself in.

It's giving me a headache.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Leave it outside.

Am I dead, or not?

Who left an icecream in the garage?

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Hand me the bratwurst.

It's not dead.

I have money.

Show no mercy

You are so mean to me.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want that cat out of my house!

You never listen.

I love winter in France.

I know more than you realise.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

It's time to make lunch.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.

You could never hate me.

Take the drink and leave.

We're ghosts.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Let's eat

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I want to tell you about the Powerade.

Death is like a beach...

I want you to love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You're lucky.

Your face has turned white.

This looks edible.

I feel cowardly.

Leave it until morning.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Throw me the spring-roll.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my car anywhere.

I'll get it.

Can I make a plan?

Who left a ball in the dungeon?

It's not appropriate.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You are not my son.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I'm going to need an air traffic controller.

Whoop-whoop.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Maybe no one will notice

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I hate you.

You're going to need a knife.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

My love, it's so juicy.

Throw it here.

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

I want you to stop loving me.

I can offer you a milkshake.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I want you to be contradictory.

You never sing anymore.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You will always want me.

My life matters.

I want you to stop me.

Take the money and die.

This looks wrong.

We need to go.

I'm the best swimming coach on this planet

Let's go

You are my mother.

Get ready to run.

We should go to the police.

You are not my type.

Can I make it easier?

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Your eyes have turned pink.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Give me the can opener.

A boy needs love.

Friendship is like a movie...

I see you are thinking.

I've reported it to the police.

We're going to need a gate-keeper.

I feel scared.

Please, give up while you can.

It's not easy.

Your face has turned spotted.

I'm trying to believe you.

I have to tell you about the coffee.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to be egocentric.

This is the right time to be here.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Be careful!

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I volunteer to go!

You can't have it.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Slow but sure.

This is a fine ship

I never hurt anybody.

You are earnest.

You are so kind to me.

My love, it's delicious.

I want you to stop tickling me.

My life is a mystery.

Someone's listening.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

You're going to pay!

I love winter in India.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Can I make up a story?

I heard a voice coming from the barn.

I knew you could see it through.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Your ears have turned black.

When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.

I'm going to need a hammer.

We're no good.

It's not yours.

I want that bird out of my life!

I'll wait here.

Show me the fork.

It's time to pack your bags.

I see you came prepared.

I'm going to need a herbalist.

Your face has turned red.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I have the card.

I want you to marry me.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I want you to be hardy.

Take the money and go.

You will always need me.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Open the window.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

Please, look at me.

You devil!

We're going to need a lot of paint.

Dancing is good for the soul.

It's giving me an error message.

You need it.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Darling, it's so shiny.

I could never need you.

I'm the only fortune-teller on this planet

I love fall in Australia.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I heard laughter coming from the stable.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I knew you could survive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Throw me the spoon.

You are my everything.

Be safe!

Your tongue has turned blue.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

You're going to need a thief.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

Getting married is like applying for a job...

I can offer you a job.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I feel worked up.

Practice what you preach.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

I want you to be impudent.

I want that tiger out of my house!

I have needs.

You are not my father.

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