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Why do you love me, so much?

This looks edible.

Hey, watch me move.

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

You're alone in the universe.

I want you to hold me.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

You're going to need a mayor.

You are my father.

I'm the best bishop who ever lived.

When the lights go out, hide.

Good morning!

We're ghosts.

I'm a god.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This room is haunted.

Take the piano and go.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

You are a twit.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I need you.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I feel amused.

Someone's coming this way.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Please, don't move.

Get ready to dance.

Sound the alarm!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

How much courage do you have?

You will always need me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is a stick up.

I want you to be pleased.

I am going to the grand opening.

Okay, who left a Guinness in the laundry?

Can I make a deal?

Fears are like chocolate...

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I've reported it to the press.

Be better!

You monster!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You're going to pay!

I can offer you a good price.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I never killed anyone.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We are criminal.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I have powers.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Whoop-whoop.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Hey, watch me dance.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm a ghost.

How dare you look at me!

I'm magnificent.

You are so mean to me.

Drop it here.

You lost it.

We're the same person.

Your nose has turned spotted.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You never take me seriously.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

We need to play.

I'll wait here.

I know what happened.

I will always hate you.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

Get ready for this.

I see you have done this before.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Please, don't drink that.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I am going to the wedding.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Take this and pray.

I want to tell you about Easter.

You are not my favourite.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I love winter in Ireland.

I'm trying to open it.

I feel determined.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I can offer you a job.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You are opinionated.

I want that wolf out of my car!

Who left a guitar in the bedroom?

I want you to stop tricking me.

They know it was me

This looks bad.

I want you to be compassionate.

Fears are like spaghetti...

Can I make an effort?

Throw me the bagel.

It's time to go to bed.

I'm the worst priest who ever lived.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You should call your mother.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Someone's in here.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I'm no good.

I want you to clean up after me.

How dare you laugh at me!

You're going to need a dancer.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm going to need a knife.

You never listen.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't get too close.

I have the poem.

You could never want me.

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

You burned it on purpose.

I have faith.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

We need to fight.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

This is the right time to be amused.

Let's watch TV!

You should quit.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

My love, it's so juicy.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I never wanted this.

I've reported it to the President.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

Leave it outside.

Please, tell me.

I have to tell you about the carrot.

I feel daring.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chauffeur.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Compassion is like a picnic in the park...

I see you let yourself in.

I am amazed.

You're a ghost.

Take the money and die.

You know it.

I knew you could survive.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

We're crazy.

You should disown your mother.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Be careful!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You are so good to me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You're going to need a nanny.

Get ready to run.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I volunteer to go!

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Don't ask any questions.

I want that pony out of my house!

You are an idiot.

I'm the only animal trainer on this planet

He was unconscious when I found him.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I know what to do.

Reading is good for the soul.

Open sesame.

My life is over.

It's not appropriate.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I'm trying to understand.

I feel proud.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's giving me a headache.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's time to make lunch.

Your nose has turned orange.

Please, don't touch that.

You despise me.

Just be yourself

You made me cry on purpose.

We've only got one bullet.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Okay, who left a doll in the kitchen?

When the party starts, hide.

Put it here.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want to tell you about the griffin.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

When I was little, I wanted to be a physician.

Hand me the hammer.

My love, it's so shiny.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

You can't have it.

You never say what you're thinking.

Leave it here.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Sleep is like a movie...

You are so nice to me.

I want you to be unpleasant.

I am going to Easter.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I know where you were.

We're cursed.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to kiss me.

No one can ever know what we did.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Needs must when the devil drives.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Let's drink

It's not tight enough.

This is a fine ship

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You could never love me.

We're gods.

Please, stop smoking.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

We need to make better decisions.

This looks odd.

I never hurt anybody.

You are intent.

Be safe!

It was my fault that the play sucked.

You are the best person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

A girl needs her own room.

We're going to need a spatula.

I have the card.

I could never want you.

Give it here.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

I volunteer as tribute!

You can do this

We're going to need a guide.

You are so kind to me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make up?

I bet you know why I'm angry.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I'm trying to win.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

It's time to pack your bags.

Let's watch the game

I need to tell you about the lobby.

Did you eat yesterday?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You should protect your mother.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Your tongue has turned brown.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Who left a crocodile in the living room?

I feel doubtful.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I knew you could turn things around.

Hand me the can opener.

I want you to be handsome.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I want you to look at me.

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I can offer you a hot dog.

I never could make up my mind.

Darling, it's so expensive.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This is a fine mess

I see you came prepared.

We are hungry.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'll help.

Open the curtains.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You are not my conscience.

I'm lucky.

You're going down!

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

It's not mine.

I have lost the will to live.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You're a god.

I can't find my ant anywhere.

You're going to need a surgeon.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Someone's listening.

Having a child is like turning on a radio...

I feel self-conscious.

You should protect your father.

I have the will.

Don't just stand there.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

There are two sides to every question.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be alert.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Hey, watch me smile.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make a treehouse?

We're going to need a knife.

When the party starts, start singing.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You are my inspiration.

I bet you know why I'm here.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You could never hate me.

Throw me the sandwich.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Your tongue has turned orange.

I want that bird out of my car!

Take this for luck.

Courage is like a picnic at the beach...

Leave it alone.

We need to help each other.

A boy needs his father.

I love spring in Switzerland.

We're lucky.

I know more than you realise.

We've only got one life.

It's not safe.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are not my mother.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I knew you could fix it.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Take the drink and die.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

You won't find it.

Sorry, I have to take this.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am going to the funeral.

A fish always rots from the head.

This looks wrong.

You're going to need a sheriff.

Alright, who left a monkey in the attic?

I've reported it to Interpol.

Can I make sure?

My life means nothing.

This room is shrinking.

You are agonizing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

The first thing to consider is safety.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You're going to need a lot of friends.

Open the window.

I'm the worst author who ever lived.

Give me the fork.

You are my son.

I never really lived.

I want you to stop me.

Patience is a virtue

You're crazy!

Don't upset your father, not now.

Good night!

I want that kangaroo out of my life!

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I feel responsible.

I can offer you a carrot.

No one can ever know the truth.

You never sing anymore.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

You are a liar.

It's time to brush your teeth.

It's not going to fit.

I can't find my room anywhere.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

We've only got one chance.

I'm crazy.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be physical.

We need to unite.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I love summer in Spain.

Alright, who left a candy-bar in the cell?

You should find your mother.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I never loved you.

Let's play

I see you are thinking.

You want it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.

I know the future.

Open the door.

You are alienated.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Please, stop crying.

I want you to inspire me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Don't fool around.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

Throw me the teddy bear.

You are a hero.

A girl needs money.

You're amazing!

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I will always want you.

Stop, in the name of love.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I'm the best scout on this planet

I'll be here, if you need me.

I knew you could live like this.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

It's your fault that the train was late.

You devil!

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Take the drink and go.

You should start a business.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I have needs.

Your tongue has turned black.

I never felt so alone.

You are neat.

I can offer you a beer.

Darling, it's dead.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm going to need a hammer.

We're going to need a spy.

Winners don't quit

I feel comfortable.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Open your heart.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Get ready to die.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I see you smiling.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Please, come closer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

When the bell rings, hide.

You're under arrest!

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

My life is cursed.

I can't find my house anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

Who left a spoon in the classroom?

Don't wait to be asked.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

You are a poet.

I want that monkey out of my room!

A boy needs his grandfather.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are tolerant.

I have to tell you about the optometrist.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Be yourself!

I volunteer to eat it!

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