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I feel rejected.
Open the bottle.
I need you.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I have the time.
Someone's in here.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You can have it.
We're ghosts.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I know what to do.
I want you to stop following me.
We need to make better decisions.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Good luck!
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
You should hide.
I am deep.
Take this with you.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You're magnificent.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm a god.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I knew you could make up your mind.
Hey, watch me leave.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I need to tell you about the the moon.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Delivery!
You broke the vase on purpose.
My life is a mystery.
Your eyes have turned blue.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Finding a job is like eating toast...
No one will ever know
I want that turtle out of my room!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can offer you an icecream.
You're going down!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Open it here.
I'm going to need a doctor.
You could never want me.
You never do what I want.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I love winter in America.
I never wanted this.
Let's play
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Be careful!
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Get ready for this.
Give me the banana.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Can I make a pillow fort?
Leave it until morning.
I know where you were.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I heard weeping coming from the closet.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'll sit on it.
Sound the alarm!
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I want you to listen to me.
I feel at ease.
It's not alive.
I am sophisticated.
Someone's coming this way.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
No one can ever know what we did.
I have the scroll.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
Take this for luck.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
This is a fine ship
A girl needs her grandmother.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We need to help each other.
You angel!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are not my father.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Open the curtains.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You're really something!
My love, it's alive.
You should call your father.
Did you eat yesterday?
I'm going to need a spatula.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Take the drink and die.
I've reported it to mother.
You're going to need a chimney-sweep.
Can I make dessert?
I am going to the party.
I heard a voice coming from the outhouse.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I want you to be prudent.
Leave it outside.
Don't wait to be asked.
Give it here.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Big fish eat little fish.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I like you
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I never felt so alone.
Despair is like a book...
I want that horse out of my life!
Take this and pray.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm the only blacksmith on this planet
You're insignificant.
I want you to love me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're going to need a lot of water.
This is a stick up.
This looks bad.
You won't find it.
Get ready, or get out.
You are a thief.
I volunteer as tribute!
You should ask for more money.
Give me the carrot.
I feel frivolous.
How dare you laugh at me!
I am profound.
This room is shrinking.
Your face has turned red.
Maybe no one will notice
I have the knife.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
We need to close it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Darling, it's beautiful.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's not for sale.
You never sing anymore.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Stop, in the name of love.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Take the piano and go.
Your ears have turned blue.
Don't ask any questions.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I love winter in Spain.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I'll keep guard.
We're going to need a can opener.
Please, stand.
Knitting is good for the soul.
We've only got one life.
I want to tell you about Easter.
You should ask your mother.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want that pony out of my car!
I never listened.
I've reported it to the President.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I am going to the wedding.
Let's dance
You love me.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I feel liberated.
You're cursed.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I see you know what to do.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You're crazy!
Who left an ukulele in the garage?
Bad news travels fast.
You never call me.
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Someone's listening.
We're going to need an assassin.
You should start a business.
A boy needs his space.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I volunteer myself!
I have lost the will to live.
No one can ever know the truth.
You are an inspiration.
You monster!
Please, stop shouting.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You should find your mother.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
My life matters.
Be safe!
You know it.
I'm the greatest professor who ever lived.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
This looks great.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I knew you could turn things around.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Darling, it's so juicy.
We're going to need a knife.
I've reported it to the press.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Dammit, who left a kite in the outhouse?
Good grief!
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
You're a god.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Let's eat
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I know who you are.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
It's giving me hope.
I will always love you.
We need to stay.
I want you to look at me.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I'll listen.
Don't just stand there.
I feel cowardly.
I want to tell you about the hotelier.
It's almost over
Leave it to the professionals.
You are so nice to me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
We're gods.
It's not open.
We've only got one of these.
Your face has turned orange.
You are not my type.
Please, give me that.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
This room is unstable.
I'm trying to win.
This is a day to remember
I have faith.
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the right time to be happy.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
This looks interesting.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're going to need a beautician.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Running for office is like opening a door...
I'm the greatest psychiatrist on this planet
I love summer in England.
I can offer you a banana.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I want you to be appalled.
I should pay the bill.
You are my son.
You're special.
Take this with water.
You fascinate me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
My love, it's so shiny.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Please, tell me.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Hey, watch me dance.
My life means nothing.
I want that bird out of my house!
I can offer you a good price.
Be yourself!
Am I under arrest, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Can I make up a story?
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm a ghost.
Hand me the bratwurst.
I see you smiling.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I'm the best historian on this planet
I have money.
You found it.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Open the door.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I can't find my Fanta anywhere.
You are so mean to me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
A girl needs money.
You're going to pay!
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to be ugly.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Out of sight, out of mind.
We need to eat.
You're crazy.
You are a godsend.
Take the money and go.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This room is bugged.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
We're going to need an actor.
You are my everything.
When the party starts, start crying.
I knew you could fix it.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I have the card.
You're going to need a knife.
Be better!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want that pig out of my house!
Throw me the can opener.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You can't have it.
I'll wait here.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I see you are thinking.
Someone's having a bad day.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Your tongue has turned pink.
Why do you love me, so much?
Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...
You deserve this
I never wanted to die.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You are not my conscience.
This room is haunted.
I'm the best gravedigger on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Whoop-whoop.
This looks peculiar.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want you to be open-minded.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
We're alone in the universe.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Take the money and leave.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You are my favourite.
We're the same person.
Put it here.
No one can ever know that I was here.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I am going to Easter.
It's time to go.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
You should listen to your mother.
Did you fart yesterday?
Finding a job is like opening a door...
You're a ghost.
It's not ready.
Show no mercy
I am effeminate.
Open your heart.
How much courage do you have?
I know math.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
A man is known by his friends.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
I need to tell you about the Guinness.
How dare you smile at me!
You dropped it.
I want you to be power-hungry.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I can offer you a carrot.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I want you to document my trip to China.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You are a liar.
Please, sit down.
Friendship is like a mountain...
I can't find my cheetah anywhere.
I could never despise you.
You can do this
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This is the perfect time to be happy.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I'm the worst waiter on this planet
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want you to help me.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
This is a fine mess
We need to play.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Get ready to run.
I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I've reported it to the police.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Open the window.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I want that tiger out of my room!
Dammit, who left a knife in the bedroom?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We've only got one chance.
You should ask your father.
I never killed anyone.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
We're special.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
There's no place like home.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
You're never going to get away with this!
Darling, it's so shiny.
We are empathetic.
This looks nice.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Stop, in the name of the law.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Please, stop doing that.
I'm trying to help.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I can't find my chai anywhere.
Leave it here.
I'll get it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.
You need me.
Take the money and die.
We need to stop.
Can I make babies?
I have the letter.
I should quit.
I love summer in Australia.
I want you to be paralyzed.
I want that lion out of my house!
I could never hate you.
This looks suspicious.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Oil and water don't mix.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You are my father.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm going to need a merchant.
Let's watch TV!
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
My life is over.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
We're magnificent.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You should call your mother.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Please, come in.
I know more than you realise.
A girl needs her space.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Who left a spatula in the living room?
Hey, watch me move.
You broke it.
I want you to be ticklish.
I knew you could survive.
I have needs.
You despise me.
I want that puppy out of my house!
All's well that ends well
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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