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Leave it alone.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You never take me seriously.

I will always want you.

You are a liar.

I'm a god.

You devil!

You're coming with me!

You could never need me.

You're insignificant.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Justice is like a beautiful melody...

I'll wait here.

We are weak-willed.

You should make peace with your mother.

Hey, watch me leave.

I have needs.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Get ready to dance.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

My life matters.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

We're ghosts.

Be yourself!

Good grief!

Take the piano and leave.

I want that dinosaur out of my house!

I am going to Easter.

I can offer you a carrot.

All's well that ends well

I can't find my water anywhere.

I've reported it to the police.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I see you let yourself in.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I feel serene.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

It's not going to fit.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I have the will.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Sound the alarm!

Throw me the hot dog.

I never felt so alone.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I heard a howl coming from the living room.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

This looks wrong.

We need to make a plan.

This room is haunted.

Delivery!

It's your fault that the dog died.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

You are my son.

I'm weird.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You will always despise me.

Why do you love me, so much?

Leave it here.

You angel!

Your lips have turned red.

I have money.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

My love, it's so shiny.

I'm trying to understand.

I'll sit on it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

It was your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

Hey, watch me move.

You're a god.

Someone's having a bad day.

Don't get too close.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I want that seagull out of my car!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Be careful!

I knew you could open it.

We've only got one life.

You're going to need a spatula.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Get ready for this.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just do what I do.

We're gods.

I know more than you realise.

You are so kind to me.

Take the piano and go.

I could never want you.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

I can offer you a pickle.

I never killed anyone.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to look at me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Open the door.

You should disown your mother.

I am going to the wedding.

Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Can I make it matter?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I volunteer as tribute!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is the worst time to be amused.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

A boy needs his mother.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I see you smiling.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I have the scroll.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

This room is unstable.

Your lips have turned blue.

This looks odd.

I am fixed.

Love is like a movie...

You will always need me.

I love fall in Antarctica.

It's not the right size.

You're going down!

Hand me the hammer.

Hey, watch me smile.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm the best artist who ever lived.

It's giving me an error message.

We need to stop.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want that sheep out of my house!

You never listen.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

I could never despise you.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You need it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Get ready, or get out.

We're going to need a shovel.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I'm trying to help.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

You are so nice to me.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

My life means nothing.

Take this for luck.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Give it here.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

I want you to be private.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I want you to marry me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You should think about this.

I want you to stop following me.

I have powers.

This is a stick up.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Good night!

I want that panda out of my car!

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Can I make sense?

You're a ghost.

Take the money and leave.

Don't wait to be asked.

You're really something!

Patience is a virtue

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I volunteer myself!

I love winter in India.

We are conventional.

You will always want me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's giving me hope.

Please, remain silent.

I'm no good.

Take this with you.

You never smile.

Let's go

I never wanted this.

How dare you smile at me!

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Who left a squirrel in the basement?

Hand me the chicken wing.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Open the bottle.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You should go to the police.

You are not my son.

I know what to do.

I can offer you an espresso.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I've reported it to the press.

I want you to be creative.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

This looks suspicious.

Your nose has turned green.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

Someone's listening.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I want that bird out of my life!

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You are my teacher.

Whatever happens, don't panic

You could never love me.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

You monster!

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Getting married is like writing a job application...

Take the drink and leave.

We're magnificent.

I need to tell you about the chauffeur.

I heard a sound coming from the control room.

I'm the worst magician who ever lived.

It's time to brush your teeth.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I see you came prepared.

I knew you could turn things around.

We're the same person.

I never hurt anybody.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Open the window.

It's not right.

I love spring in India.

I want you to love me.

When the door opens, remain calm.

We are neat.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I feel cheerful.

Show me the muffin.

You are not my mother.

How much luck do you have?

I'm going to need a wrench.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I will always need you.

I know who you are.

You are an inspiration.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Stop, in the name of love.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

This looks great.

Please, stop laughing.

You broke it.

A boy needs his friends.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to be incensed.

Who left a bike in the cell?

Be safe!

This room is bugged.

Your eyes have turned white.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

When I was little, I wanted to be a chicken sexer.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I've reported it to the President.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Good morning!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

We need to make out.

Someone's in here.

My life is a mystery.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Take the money and go.

It's time to go to bed.

Throw it here.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

It's giving me grief.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want that lamb out of my car!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm the only innkeeper who ever lived.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm going to need a blacksmith.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Hey, watch me dance.

Show me the ukulele.

I have to tell you about the bagel.

Your tongue has turned orange.

Be better!

Why do you hate me, so much?

You love me.

A boy needs confidence.

I'm alone in the universe.

Get ready to laugh.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I'm a ghost.

I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.

I know where you were.

I want you to inspire me.

This is a fine mess

I can offer you a job.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Good luck!

You should listen to your father.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

This looks nice.

Can I make a kite?

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

Take this with water.

You are uncharitable.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

It's time to go.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Fears are like marshmallows...

You can have it.

We need to break up.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Sweetheart, it's dead.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

I want you to be weary.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

When the door opens, hide.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Your ears have turned purple.

I'm the best knight on this planet

You're going to need a can opener.

My life is over.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

You're never going to get away with this!

You should ask for more money.

It's not working.

You are a hero.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Someone's locked the door.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Dare to dream

You will always love me.

We're going to need an entrepreneur.

I can't find my banana milkshake anywhere.

You're no good.

I have 20-20 vision.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I volunteer to go!

Who left a kite in the guest room?

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Give me the burger.

This is a day to remember

I am going to the grand opening.

I want that octopus out of my car!

I'm the best mechanic who ever lived.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You are my daughter.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

I want you to stop believing in me.

No one can ever know what we did.

I heard a howl coming from the stable.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You burned it on purpose.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I know what happened.

You lost it.

You are so good to me.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I feel ignorant.

Open the curtains.

I am unstable.

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's not safe.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Someone's coming this way.

We need to fight.

I want you to be criminal.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I need to tell you about the macchiato.

You despise me.

How dare you laugh at me!

I should ask for more money.

I'm crazy.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Don't fool around.

I can offer you a merlot.

This is the right time to be afraid.

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.

I never wanted to die.

Hate is like a camera...

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You never call me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Show me the wrench.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

No one can ever know the truth.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

I feel tearful.

I have the knife.

I have to tell you about Easter.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

You found it.

I'm going to need a drug dealer.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I know the future.

My love, it's so juicy.

Can I make music?

Take this and pray.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

We need to close it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

We are healthy.

I want you to be offhand.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You are my favourite.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Please, stop shouting.

I should start a business.

Open sesame.

Put it here.

Who left an umbrella in the outhouse?

You should protect your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

I can't find my house anywhere.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Sleep is like a river...

I'm going to need a shovel.

I never loved you.

I can offer you a whiskey.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

If you're done, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

A girl needs her space.

I despise you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I feel ridiculous.

It's not ready.

I'm the only pilot who ever lived.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I see you know what to do.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

You're going to need an assassin.

I am going to the funeral.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I'll get it.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

You are so mean to me.

Leave it to the professionals.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

It's your fault that the label came off.

Knitting is good for the soul.

This is a fine ship

I want you to be tender.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want that otter out of my car!

It has to work

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You're weird.

I want you to listen to me.

I love summer in Antarctica.

You should call your mother.

Can I make up?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

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