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It's not mine.
I want you to kiss me.
How much money do you have?
Take this with you.
This room is shrinking.
We're the same person.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You're going to need a shipwright.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are useless.
I volunteer as tribute!
Ha-cha-cha.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I knew you could live like this.
Who left a scorpion in the dining room?
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Take the drink and leave.
Hand me the screwdriver.
It's time to pack your bags.
Let's watch TV!
Just be yourself
You're going down!
This is a stick up.
If you're done, we'll get started.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a weaver.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I'm weird.
Get ready for this.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I've reported it to Interpol.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I'm the only shaman who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
You never sing anymore.
Open the window.
Please, be careful.
My love, it's delicious.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You broke it.
Leave it alone.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Be safe!
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I am going to Christmas.
No one can ever know that I was here.
A boy needs discipline.
I want that rat out of my room!
I feel adventurous.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I want you to stop tricking me.
This looks bad.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Who left a deer in the living room?
You will always despise me.
You should listen to your father.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are a handsome devil.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I'm going to need a saw.
Your tongue has turned green.
I love winter in America.
Hey, watch me leave.
Learning is like eating cupcakes...
I want to tell you about the mermaid.
I see you every day.
I have the letter.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I have money.
Put it here.
You devil!
You are so good to me.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
It's giving me grief.
My life is over.
Please, stand.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
This is a fine mess
The first thing to consider is the cost.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm the greatest air traffic controller who ever lived.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
This is the worst time to be here.
Take this and pray.
Get ready, or get out.
It's not in.
I never really lived.
You are my everything.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I will always despise you.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I volunteer to go!
Can I make a deal?
I'm trying to win.
Sound the alarm!
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You could never want me.
Someone's coming this way.
I feel afraid.
Whoop-whoop.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Good grief!
Throw me the spoon.
This looks wrong.
I'm going to need a barber.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I'm insignificant.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I'll wait here.
We should quit.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to look at me.
I want that beetle out of my car!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I'm a god.
You monster!
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
You are so mean to me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Why do you tease me, so much?
Darling, it's so shiny.
I want you to be old.
Did you eat yesterday?
Don't wait to be asked.
Get ready to run.
We need to order pizza.
You are moody.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Take the drink and die.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
You are my sunshine.
You are not my mother.
Your face has turned spotted.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Be careful!
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
We're ghosts.
I never loved you.
A boy needs his space.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
It's giving me a headache.
Finding a job is like eating bread...
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I knew you could make up your mind.
You could never despise me.
Leave it outside.
I feel content.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want to tell you about the griffin.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
You lost it.
How dare you look at me!
We're weird.
Leave it here.
My life is a mystery.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I see you let yourself in.
Give me the bratwurst.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Romance is like a beach...
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Can I make lunch?
I can offer you a job.
You are so kind to me.
I've reported it to the police.
Someone's in here.
Why do you love me, so much?
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Who left a screwdriver in the living room?
Did you fart just now?
I want you to be obsessive.
Time to shine
I have the scroll.
I am going to the funeral.
You broke the vase on purpose.
How much time do you have?
Good night!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You are my reason for living.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's not ready.
This room is unstable.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I volunteer to eat it!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm the greatest executioner on this planet
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
If you don't want it, put it back.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We've only got one of these.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
Drop it here.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
I want you to listen to me.
You never listen.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I'm going to need a psychiatrist.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
We're going to need a spoon.
My life means nothing.
I have 20-20 vision.
A person is known by the company they keep.
You are so nice to me.
Give me the hammer.
I want you to be liberated.
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
We should go to the police.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
They know it was me
Someone's listening.
I feel ready.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.
This looks odd.
Please, tell me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I've reported it to mother.
You are an artist.
How much influence do you have?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
It's not for sale.
Your lips have turned purple.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Hey, watch me move.
I want that squirrel out of my room!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are not my father.
Can I make informed decisions?
Let's get it
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I know who you are.
I'm the only beggar who ever lived.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You want me.
I can't find my turtle anywhere.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I volunteer myself!
Your tongue has turned white.
Okay, who left a bike in the stable?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
This is the perfect time to be here.
I should start a business.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I could never love you.
You are my favourite.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
A girl needs her own room.
I am going to the wedding.
I'm a ghost.
It's almost over
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Did you fart this morning?
Having a child is like lighting a candle...
We need to make out.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I can offer you a Fanta.
He was unconscious when I found him.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
It's not open.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You should disown your father.
Please, give me that.
Get ready to die.
We're gods.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I'm no good.
I want that cheetah out of my car!
The truth is like a guitar...
Don't ask any questions.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
This is the perfect time to be happy.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can offer you a good price.
Let's watch the game
Dammit, who left a chair in the basement?
Gardening is good for the soul.
Your eyes have turned red.
You're going to need a burglar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
You're amazing!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I'm the worst butcher who ever lived.
Be better!
I never wanted this.
I have the knife.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
When the door opens, start singing.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I know math.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Good luck!
I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.
You never smile.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Someone's locked the door.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I will always need you.
Am I dead, or not?
I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
You despise me.
We're crazy.
Show me the banana.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
We need to make better decisions.
You're a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Delivery!
I love spring in Brazil.
You're going to need a spoon.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You are a godsend.
Dammit, who left a shovel in the lobby?
Let's drink
Open sesame.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
You should write to your father.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Don't get too close.
Stop, in the name of love.
I never felt so alone.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm the only pilot on this planet
Buying a house is like writing a memo...
I feel extraordinary.
I see you are thinking.
Darling, it's dead.
I'm going to need an astronaut.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I want you to betray me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Take this for luck.
We've only got one bullet.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You never take me seriously.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
I want that spider out of my room!
I've reported it to the President.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Failure is like a violin...
Fears are like spaghetti...
This is the worst time to be afraid.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'll help.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I could never hate you.
I'm trying to care.
Can I make a wish?
Your ears have turned blue.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
Open the curtains.
You won't find it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You are a twit.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Your face has turned yellow.
Don't fool around.
You should quit.
You hate me.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Open it here.
You angel!
We are coarse.
It's not tight enough.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I want you to be mistaken.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Haste makes waste.
You never have time for me.
I want you to read to me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You burned it on purpose.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Let's dance
I feel surprised.
I know more than you realise.
Take the piano and leave.
Power is like a movie...
You're going to need a librarian.
Take this with water.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a wrench.
This looks suspicious.
I want to tell you about Easter.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Maybe no one will notice
This is a fine ship
I want that bunny out of my car!
I never could make up my mind.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I'm trying to open it.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Someone's having a bad day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a translator.
I heard weeping coming from the office.
You should call your father.
It's giving me hope.
I have the time.
Please, don't eat that.
Okay, who left a chair in the dungeon?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I have a secret.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'll get ready.
We are melancholic.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'm the best director who ever lived.
I want you to be sad.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You're weird.
You never do what I want.
I love spring in England.
You can't have it.
I can offer you a kebab.
Leave it until morning.
Can I make a fortune?
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
A boy needs his friends.
You're under arrest!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
It was my fault that the play sucked.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Darling, it's so juicy.
It's not right.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
My life is cursed.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
No one can ever know the truth.
I could never despise you.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Please, stay where you are.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want you to stop me.
I'm trying to understand.
You reap what you sow.
I want that giraffe out of my life!
We need to eat.
We're going to need a peddlar.
Open the bottle.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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