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I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's so juicy.

You should protect your father.

I see you know what to do.

I'm a ghost.

You are an artist.

I want you to be skinny.

I feel determined.

Sorry, I have to take this.

It's not right.

This is a fine mess

We need to help each other.

Good morning!

This is the right time to be happy.

Who left a chimpanzee in the barn?

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Open the curtains.

You're coming with me!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I want you to hold me.

Someone's watching us.

I knew you could live like this.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Be better!

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

You won't find it.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Why do you love me, so much?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want that turtle out of my room!

Please, stop doing that.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Leave it alone.

We're the same person.

I volunteer to go!

Dying is like tidying your room...

No one can ever know that I was here.

Show me the saw.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Don't upset your father, not now.

Winners don't quit

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

You burned it on purpose.

This room is unstable.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I have time.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're going to need a knife.

A girl needs her friends.

I am groovy.

Take this and pray.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Don't get too close.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my kitten anywhere.

Your tongue has turned black.

I want you to stop tricking me.

My life is over.

You hate me.

I'll listen.

I have to tell you about the bratwurst.

Am I dead, or not?

I am going to the funeral.

You're never going to get away with this!

Can I make a pie?

I'm insignificant.

You are my reason for living.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Let's watch TV!

I can offer you a croissant.

It's not ready.

I have to tell you about Easter.

You angel!

Put it here.

We've only got one bullet.

I want you to be precise.

You never do what I want.

She was unconscious when I found her.

It's time to go to bed.

Delivery!

We need to close it.

I see you for who you are.

This looks familiar.

Sound the alarm!

Open the bottle.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Take the piano and leave.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You are a hero.

I knew you could survive.

I never wanted this.

Dammit, who left a merlot in the classroom?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

How dare you laugh at me!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

It's giving me a headache.

Please, don't touch that.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Stop, in the name of the law.

When the party starts, hide.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

A boy needs money.

Take this with you.

We're ghosts.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

We are outspoken.

I despise you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

You are not my favourite.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I am going to the wedding.

You're a god.

I've reported it to mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You should call your mother.

You monster!

This room is shrinking.

You're going to need a hammer.

You are so good to me.

This is the worst time to be here.

You made me cry on purpose.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

I'm the best candlemaker who ever lived.

I can offer you a kebab.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I love winter in Japan.

Fight the good fight.

You should quit.

We need to break up.

We're cursed.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Someone's coming this way.

Take the drink and go.

This is a fine ship

Who left a daiquiri in the guest room?

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

I volunteer as tribute!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You never listen.

I have lost the will to live.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to be well-rounded.

I want you to kiss me.

My love, it's so shiny.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

You are lonely.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Please, wait here.

Can I make breakfast?

Get ready to run.

I know what to do.

No one can ever know the truth.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I never listened.

It's time to make lunch.

You devil!

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a job.

I can offer you a juice.

You could never need me.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

My life matters.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I feel cross.

I want that deer out of my car!

You're under arrest!

I'm a god.

I want you to stop looking at me.

We're going to need a knife.

We've only got one option.

Leave it until morning.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Today is the day

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

This room is bugged.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Be yourself!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I see you smiling.

Show me the teddy bear.

How dare you look at me!

I love fall in Japan.

Take the money and die.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Hey, watch me leave.

When the door opens, hide.

You can have it.

Please, stop crying.

This looks peculiar.

I know what happened.

You never take me seriously.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I never wanted to die.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm the best flight attendant on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

It's giving me an error message.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I have a secret.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You are a poet.

I feel weak.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

Let's eat

We need to make out.

You are so nice to me.

Forgiveness is like a guitar...

I'm trying to open it.

I can offer you a milkshake.

I see you are thinking.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

You're going to need a nurse.

You're going down!

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I'll sit on it.

I love winter in Ireland.

Stop, in the name of love.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We've only got one hope.

You're lucky.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

Get ready to dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

It's not easy.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Can I make believe?

I want you to love me.

You love me.

I know the future.

We are brittle.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

Did you eat while I was away?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I hate you.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Please, don't move.

I want that monkey out of my life!

I'm the worst clockmaker who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

A girl needs love.

You need it.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I have the knife.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Someone's locked the door.

I'm trying to believe you.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

I knew you could turn things around.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I love spring in Spain.

It's not appropriate.

My life means nothing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Drop it here.

I'm special.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You are my son.

When the door opens, start crying.

Open the window.

I am going to Christmas.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You're going to pay!

Be safe!

You're going to need a saw.

Hey, watch me move.

Good luck!

Show no mercy

You are cultured.

You're going to need a courier.

I need you.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Can I make amends?

I'm the best bureaucrat who ever lived.

We need to unite.

Leave it outside.

This is a stick up.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Whoop-whoop.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

You are not my father.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We're special.

I never gave up hope.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I have to tell you about the the escape-pod.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

I'll watch.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Strike while the iron is hot.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Get ready to laugh.

I bet you know why I'm here.

This looks edible.

It's not heavy.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I should think about this.

You never have time for me.

Good night!

Who left a wrench in the wine cellar?

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Please, don't take that.

Can I make a plan?

You're going to need a lot of money.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Plug it in here.

Open your heart.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I want that goldfish out of my life!

Take this for luck.

You're going to need a fork.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know what we did.

I could never love you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I'm the only shaman on this planet

Why do you tease me, so much?

How much courage do you have?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You broke the vase on purpose.

We need to fight.

I have money.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I want you to stop loving me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

We are generous.

Let's watch the game

I want you to look at me.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I feel curious.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Can I make it count?

You found it.

I want you to be stiff.

Please, come closer.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You fascinate me.

Patience is a virtue

You should write to your father.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Don't fool around.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I have the letter.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I want that panda out of my car!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'll get it.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like you

You are my mother.

Fears are like spaghetti...

You are a liar.

I'm the best wizard who ever lived.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I'm going to need a saw.

Your nose has turned purple.

I know who you are.

Can I make informed decisions?

I am going to Easter.

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Let's dance

I love summer in Spain.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Who left a sandwich in the barn?

Good grief!

It was your fault that the wig came off.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I have powers.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

We should go to the police.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I want you to inspire me.

We're going to need a psychiatrist.

Show me the guitar.

You will always despise me.

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

When the lights go out, start singing.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Open it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

It's not in.

I never felt so alone.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I can offer you an apple.

I feel terrified.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Don't wait to be asked.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to be humorous.

I knew you could see it through.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You never say what you're thinking.

I can't find my daiquiri anywhere.

I see you have done this before.

You're alone in the universe.

Take the piano and die.

Take this with water.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

We're going to need a lot of help.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Did you fart at work?

You crashed the car on purpose.

I know math.

How dare you smile at me!

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Give it here.

Your face has turned stripey.

When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I want that duck out of my room!

I'm the only pastor on this planet

I am grief.

This looks suspicious.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I feel relaxed.

I can offer you a water.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

Can I make the team?

You are not my mother.

Get ready to die.

It's not yours.

I never really lived.

We're gods.

Be careful!

You are a twit.

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