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I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Can I make a splash?

Delivery!

I could never despise you.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Drop it here.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

This is a fine mess

I know the future.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

My love, it's dead.

I have the gun.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can offer you an icecream.

We are woeful.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm the best assassin who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I should quit.

You monster!

Good night!

Sorry, I have to take this.

A boy needs love.

You should find your father.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I want you to kill me.

I've reported it to mother.

You are a liar.

I never hurt anybody.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Please, stop doing that.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

It's time to pack your bags.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I'll wait here.

I'm a ghost.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You never smile.

We're gods.

We've only got one hope.

You are not my father.

You're amazing!

I bet you know why I'm here.

You're crazy.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Dating is like eating a salad...

I have needs.

You can have it.

Take this and pray.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You are so nice to me.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me grief.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I can offer you a punch.

Can I make an effort?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Get ready to die.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Just be yourself

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

My love, it's so expensive.

We need to stay.

Leave it to the professionals.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Be safe!

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

This room is haunted.

Throw me the saw.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You're a ghost.

You are an artist.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want you to stop tricking me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You could never want me.

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

It's not mine.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

You should hide.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Your lips have turned blue.

Sound the alarm!

Let's eat

I will always love you.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I love winter in America.

I have to tell you about Monday.

I need to tell you about the air traffic controller.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Open the curtains.

You are so mean to me.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to hold me.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Okay, who left an ale in the laundry?

I knew you could see it through.

I'm trying to win.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

How dare you laugh at me!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You burned it on purpose.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Show no mercy

Throw it here.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

You devil!

We're the same person.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.

Get ready for this.

It's giving me hope.

We've only got one option.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Be careful!

You are my father.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

This is the right time to be here.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make a cake?

When the party starts, start crying.

We should hide.

I will always need you.

I am imaginative.

I am going to the wedding.

Your nose has turned spotted.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

You are a genius.

Take this for luck.

I have money.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Don't fool around.

This room is shrinking.

I'll get it.

Today is the day

It's not heavy.

This is a fine ship

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Okay, who left a hammer in the outhouse?

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

My life is over.

I want you to inspire me.

I can offer you a job.

I'm crazy.

I volunteer myself!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm the worst zookeeper who ever lived.

Can I make a contribution?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

It's your fault that the train was late.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You never listen.

I know math.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Let's watch TV!

I have to tell you about the the North Pole.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I've reported it to the police.

This looks peculiar.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Show me the spring-roll.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

You should listen to your father.

We've only got one chance.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I have the poem.

Take the money and go.

Someone's locked the door.

Please, tell me.

This room is bugged.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

I could never love you.

Hey, watch me leave.

Am I dead, or not?

I want that cow out of my life!

You're going to need an interior designer.

I'm trying to help.

I want you to be narcissistic.

I want you to stop loving me.

I feel humiliated.

My love, it's so shiny.

Put it here.

Be yourself!

The age of miracles is past.

Just breathe

You are so kind to me.

Can I make soup?

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Your nose has turned orange.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I am going to the grand opening.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You are my sunshine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fortune-teller.

We need to go.

You need me.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Alright, who left a skateboard in the walk-in freezer?

It's not alive.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I know more than you realise.

I love fall in England.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Knitting is good for the soul.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

Don't just stand there.

I have lost the will to live.

I should start a business.

I want you to stop following me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I feel ridiculous.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Let's drink

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Don't upset your father, not now.

Am I under arrest, or not?

My life matters.

I'm magnificent.

This looks edible.

I want you to be curious.

Take the money and die.

Your eyes have turned black.

Learning is like gardening...

Good grief!

I am cynical.

I want you to listen to me.

Give it here.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Get ready to laugh.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I have the card.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guide.

You should ask your father.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Someone's in here.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'm the best mortician who ever lived.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Reading is good for the soul.

You never stop to think.

You are not my mother.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I love summer in Switzerland.

I know where you were.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Time to shine

It's not appropriate.

You're going to need a burglar.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I need you.

Did you eat today?

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I have faith.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I'm lucky.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

This looks nice.

Don't ask any questions.

I see you know what to do.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You lost it.

I want you to be intense.

Please, stay where you are.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I never felt so alone.

I want that duck out of my room!

You angel!

We need to unite.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

I feel ashamed.

You are my teacher.

The truth is like a movie...

It's time to go to bed.

We are clean.

Your face has turned purple.

We should vote.

It's not for sale.

I am going to Easter.

Hey, watch me move.

Never speak ill of the dead.

I'm a god.

I can't find my dingo anywhere.

A girl needs her friends.

Get ready to run.

Can I make it through?

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop looking at me.

My life means nothing.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You're going to need a radiologist.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Did you fart last night?

I'm going to need a hammer.

Open the window.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You should ask your mother.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

My love, it's alive.

You are my favourite.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

You are not my type.

This is a stick up.

I want you to help me.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I am sociable.

I'm the worst missionary on this planet

Throw me the wrench.

I feel eager.

We need to make better decisions.

You never sing anymore.

I love summer in Ireland.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I will always hate you.

Let's play

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

You should ask for more money.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I want you to be frivolous.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Can I make lunch?

Leave it here.

You are a twit.

It's not dead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I'm going to need a fork.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I want that bunny out of my car!

How much influence do you have?

Your cheeks have turned black.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You could never fascinate me.

I never listened.

I see you let yourself in.

You broke it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

Take the drink and go.

This room is unstable.

You should disown your father.

Dammit, who left a dolphin in the stable?

Learning is like writing a memo...

Take this with you.

I'm the only executioner who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Courage is like a beach...

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

I have to tell you about the hypnotist.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

Can I make sense?

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want you to stop lying to me.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I never wanted to die.

How dare you smile at me!

It's not open.

We're alone in the universe.

I volunteer as tribute!

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I feel selfish.

I want you to be impudent.

Please, don't eat that.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is a day to remember

When I was little, I wanted to be an illustrator.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

It's giving me a headache.

We are appalled.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You want me.

You're going to need a bonecarver.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You should disown your mother.

You never do what I want.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

You are not my conscience.

We need to stop.

You're never going to get away with this!

Did you eat last night?

Life begins at forty.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Your face has turned red.

I want you to kiss me.

Don't wait to be asked.

I'm the best taxi-driver on this planet

It's your fault that the dog died.

My life is a mystery.

Take the piano and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I feel resentful.

We're going to need a can opener.

I never killed anyone.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I should vote.

Hand me the spatula.

I love summer in Antarctica.

I am going to Christmas.

I volunteer to go!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You are a thief.

I have to tell you about the grape juice.

I want that wolf out of my car!

I could never hate you.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I knew you could fix it.

You are so good to me.

Please, don't drink that.

I have 20-20 vision.

Can I make it count?

Whoop-whoop.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Open sesame.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I'm trying to leave.

Hey, watch me smile.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

Get ready to dance.

This is the worst time to be here.

Don't get too close.

There are two sides to every question.

I want you to look at me.

My life is cursed.

I am concerned.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

This is crazy

I love winter in Hong Kong.

You could never love me.

This looks great.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Who left a screwdriver in the guest room?

Your face has turned blue.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

A boy needs discipline.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

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