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I have the need, the need for speed.
We're the same person.
I see you for who you are.
This looks interesting.
Good luck!
You never sing anymore.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're a ghost.
I feel warm.
Can I make a kite?
If you're done, we'll get started.
Open sesame.
I am going to the funeral.
This room is haunted.
This is a fine mess
I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
How dare you look at me!
I never hurt anybody.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want that bunny out of my house!
I want you to be discouraged.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Laughing is good for the soul.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We've only got one chance.
I'm insignificant.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You devil!
You're amazing!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I want you to read to me.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
It's giving me a headache.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Did you get lucky last night?
I could never hate you.
We're going to need a can opener.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I volunteer to eat it!
A girl needs a job.
No one suspects a thing
Don't fool around.
Leave it to the professionals.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You should ask your father.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Let's eat
We are sloppy.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Okay, who left a bike in the library?
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
You dropped it.
I've reported it to the press.
You are so kind to me.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Open the bottle.
You are not my favourite.
I have a secret.
I can offer you a banana.
Why do you hate me, so much?
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
How dare you laugh at me!
You never say what you're thinking.
I have the knife.
No one can ever know that I like you
This is the worst time to be here.
Give me the fishcake.
We need to go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Your lips have turned purple.
Can I make a treehouse?
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I love winter in Japan.
This room is bugged.
I want that dingo out of my life!
Good morning!
I want you to inspire me.
Someone's in here.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
This is a fine ship
You're alone in the universe.
You are an artist.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You're under arrest!
Take the drink and die.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I can offer you a good price.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Please, stop crying.
I need to tell you about the the moon.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Your tongue has turned green.
I feel thrilled.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
My life is over.
I'm a god.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Patience is a virtue
Delivery!
I'm the only mathematician who ever lived.
It's time to pack your bags.
You should ask your mother.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Pain is like a mountain...
Leave it here.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I have the time.
We're ghosts.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I could never love you.
Take this and pray.
This looks bad.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Get ready to dance.
We're going to need a swimmer.
You never stop to think.
You should think about this.
I see you smiling.
It's not right.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
We are athletic.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Darling, it's alive.
I'll open it.
I never listened.
We've only got one of these.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I can offer you a job.
It's your fault that the train was late.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to betray me.
You're no good.
This is a stick up.
You're going down!
I know what happened.
Be yourself!
This room is unstable.
Please, don't take that.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I have time.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
You monster!
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want that snake out of my house!
We're gods.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
I'm the worst social worker who ever lived.
Show me the ball.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'm a ghost.
No one can ever know how we did it.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
When the party starts, remain calm.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I've reported it to mother.
It was my fault that the cat died.
I need to tell you about the burger.
This is the right time to be amused.
Can I make out?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Someone's coming this way.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I feel worried.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I want you to be leisurely.
Your tongue has turned blue.
Let's watch TV!
Okay. Just do what I do.
You should protect your father.
I can't find my cat anywhere.
I want that whale out of my house!
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
Be better!
Happiness is like a mountain...
I am chummy.
Hey, watch me dance.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You burned it on purpose.
We've only got one life.
You never smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.
I am going to Easter.
Leave it alone.
This looks great.
I'll help.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Show no mercy
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm the only jeweler who ever lived.
You're crazy!
I despise you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I volunteer myself!
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You are a genius.
I want you to love me.
Can I make history?
We need to order pizza.
Give me the can opener.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Let's play
I can offer you a whiskey.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're alone in the universe.
I need to tell you about the terrorist.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Take this with water.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I know where you were.
Throw it here.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Open the door.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chimney-sweep.
Your tongue has turned red.
My love, it's alive.
A girl needs her mother.
I'll watch.
You are my favourite.
Someone's listening.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I love summer in Brazil.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Please, stop doing that.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You're going to pay!
Get ready to run.
Take the piano and die.
I can offer you a Fanta.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
You could never fascinate me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
You made me cry on purpose.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
My life means nothing.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I want you to be meddlesome.
It's not for sale.
You're insignificant.
I feel envious.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Stop, in the name of love.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop following me.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
You are so good to me.
Take this for luck.
Who left a bike in the garage?
I never wanted to die.
We've only got one option.
A girl needs confidence.
You are my inspiration.
We are cowardly.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Can I make a pie?
I'm going to need a knife.
I heard a noise coming from the wine cellar.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't wait to be asked.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Good grief!
Your nose has turned blue.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's giving me hope.
I know the future.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I'm the greatest garbage collector on this planet
You're a god.
We need to close it.
Get ready, or get out.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You're really something!
My life is cursed.
I love spring in Ireland.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Throw me the hammer.
You are a poet.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to be trembling.
I knew you could survive.
This looks edible.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a servant.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I can offer you a pickle.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Silence construes consent.
I have the poem.
We are weak-willed.
I am going to the party.
I volunteer as tribute!
You crashed the car on purpose.
I never loved you.
My love, it's beautiful.
Am I dead, or not?
I feel silly.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
We should hide.
Did you fart this morning?
Take the money and die.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
No one can ever know the truth.
I have powers.
I see you are thinking.
Let's go
Please, stay where you are.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You found it.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You are my sunshine.
I want you to be crying.
I'm the best dancer who ever lived.
You could never want me.
Open it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
You should protect your mother.
I've reported it to the police.
I want that chipmunk out of my life!
Can I make it count?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the classroom.
Be safe!
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
You are so mean to me.
When the party starts, hide.
Someone's having a bad day.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Wisdom is like a spring day...
Sound the alarm!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Reading is good for the soul.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.
You are a handsome devil.
Your face has turned spotted.
You never take me seriously.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your father, not now.
I want you to hold me.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
It's not heavy.
My love, it's so expensive.
I see you let yourself in.
It's giving me grief.
Did you eat just now?
Get ready for this.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to be cooperative.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have the scroll.
I heard laughter coming from the stable.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Show me the muffin.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You will always love me.
You are not my type.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a punch.
I am overimaginative.
I want that chimpanzee out of my house!
You never have time for me.
I just want a Red Bull. What's wrong with that?
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I feel extraordinary.
I'm the worst mobster who ever lived.
My life matters.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
We're weird.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Who left a diet Coke in the attic?
I want you to cook for me.
You are a hero.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a clerk.
You're going to need a bank robber.
I have money.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I love spring in France.
Can I make a cake?
No one can ever know that you killed him.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I have the gun.
This room is shrinking.
I know more than you realise.
It's not going to fit.
I see you have done this before.
We need to open it.
We are clean.
We should quit.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'll get it.
You broke it.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Please, listen to me.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want you to kill me.
I feel proud.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
You never call me.
Who left a frog in the laundry?
This looks peculiar.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I can offer you a cocktail.
Dare to dream
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I'm the only writer who ever lived.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I'm lucky.
Let's watch the game
I could never despise you.
Be careful!
Leave it until morning.
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
Give me the ball.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're going to need a spoon.
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I see you every day.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I'll be here, if you need me.
I'm going to need an innkeeper.
It's not easy.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You need it.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I am going to the wedding.
It's giving me an error message.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I want that tortoise out of my house!
A boy needs his grandmother.
We need to make out.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You could never need me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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