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It's giving me grief.
I never killed anyone.
I should think about this.
I'm going to need a paleontologist.
This is a stick up.
How dare you smile at me!
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Please, don't drink that.
We need to break up.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You're a god.
I want you to betray me.
Good morning!
A boy needs a job.
You should disown your father.
Leave it alone.
I want you to be hearty.
I'm cursed.
You are my father.
I can offer you a job.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We've only got one chance.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Your eyes have turned brown.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
You are an artist.
You dropped it.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want that snake out of my room!
I'll help.
Be safe!
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
You're never going to get away with this!
Get ready for this.
You will always want me.
I want you to stop lying to me.
It's not the right size.
This looks bad.
I am going to the funeral.
I am fawning.
Drop it here.
I know what to do.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I have lost the will to live.
You angel!
You never listen.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Take this and pray.
I volunteer to go!
Open the bottle.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I could never hate you.
It's time to pack your bags.
Can I make finger puppets?
You burned it on purpose.
You are so kind to me.
My life means nothing.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
A boy needs money.
Leave it outside.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I love spring in France.
I'm special.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I can offer you a merlot.
Did you eat this morning?
I want to tell you about Saturday.
This is a fine ship
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to look at me.
Someone's coming this way.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I want that shark out of my room!
No one can ever know that I was here.
You could never need me.
I want you to stop following me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I've reported it to the President.
Dammit, who left a dingo in the barn?
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I never hurt anybody.
First things first.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I can't find my horse anywhere.
This room is bugged.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Be yourself!
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Becoming rich is like cooking...
You are a poet.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
This is the right time to be alone.
Sound the alarm!
I feel ravenous.
You never have time for me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I should pay the bill.
All's well that ends well
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I am vulnerable.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks wrong.
When the party starts, start singing.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Please, remain silent.
We're gods.
I can offer you a smoothie.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I knew you could live like this.
Let's eat
We need to stay.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Hey, watch me leave.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a good price.
A girl needs her friends.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Leave it until morning.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to be bizarre.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are so good to me.
I'm a ghost.
You should make peace with your father.
I see you smiling.
I have to tell you about the party.
I want you to marry me.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
You need it.
Someone's watching us.
Take the money and die.
I'm going to need a conductor.
I have the scroll.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You monster!
Be better!
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Your face has turned black.
We are troublesome.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Who left a bread-stick in the chapel?
We're the same person.
If you're done, we'll get started.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Good grief!
We should hide.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I want that bunny out of my house!
This looks peculiar.
I feel lazy.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Put it here.
We're crazy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I'm trying to help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a librarian.
I'm the worst beautician who ever lived.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Please, give me that.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
You are my teacher.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Can I make a stand?
You are not my favourite.
I need to tell you about the sandwich.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I never could make up my mind.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
It's not ready.
I'll keep guard.
You are so mean to me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
We need to make better decisions.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You should disown your mother.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
You can do this
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Someone's listening.
I can offer you a wine.
Get ready to die.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Your eyes have turned purple.
It was your fault that the party was ruined.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I should hide.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I will always despise you.
Be careful!
We're going to need a detective.
Hand me the kite.
Your face has turned stripey.
I have the poem.
You broke it.
I know the future.
This looks nice.
Leave it to the professionals.
Am I under arrest, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I have time.
Let's watch the game
I'm trying to win.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You devil!
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I want you to love me.
Don't get too close.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Please, stop smoking.
I volunteer myself!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I am going to the party.
I never listened.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's not appropriate.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to be disillusioned.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
We're weird.
This is crazy
Oil and water don't mix.
I have to tell you about the pineapple juice.
Can I make the team?
You are a thief.
I see you every day.
Someone's locked the door.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Sadness is like a violin...
Let's get it
You are unsentimental.
You never smile.
We should quit.
I'm a god.
Get ready to laugh.
Your face has turned orange.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
You could never despise me.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
Throw me the bread-stick.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I could never want you.
We need to fight.
Who left a can opener in the cell?
You should find your father.
I never loved you.
Don't fool around.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I know what happened.
When I was little, I wanted to be a linguist.
I want that monkey out of my house!
I'm the only musician on this planet
We're going to need a lot of money.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I want you to stop smelling me.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's giving me an error message.
Life is like a forest...
I want to tell you about Thursday.
A boy needs his space.
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
I love spring in Ireland.
I feel worked up.
You're going down!
I have money.
I want to tell you about the phoenix.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
We've only got one of these.
My life is a mystery.
Delivery!
I see you have done this before.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
When the party starts, remain calm.
You're going to need a spoon.
Hand me the doll.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
My love, it's delicious.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I need you.
Time to shine
Good night!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
We're ghosts.
How dare you laugh at me!
Hey, watch me smile.
It's time to go.
I'm no good.
I want that shark out of my life!
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to stop tickling me.
You are an idiot.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Let's watch TV!
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
Take this with you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
The first thing to consider is safety.
It's not working.
It's giving me hope.
I'm going to need a chemist.
You are so nice to me.
Get ready, or get out.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Your nose has turned white.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I have the card.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
We are disloyal.
You should call your father.
You are not my type.
It was my fault that the train was late.
This room is haunted.
You could never love me.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This is a fine mess
Who left a spring-roll in the barn?
I want you to be unhealthy.
I feel stylish.
I want you to kiss me.
We need to open it.
I never wanted to die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Take the money and leave.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Hand me the ball.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Please, stand.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Can I make time?
You're going to pay!
I want you to stop tricking me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Take this with water.
I heard laughter coming from the control room.
I have to tell you about the ogre.
You despise me.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You never stop to think.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You're a ghost.
You won't find it.
You are not my daughter.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I love fall in Ireland.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Don't ask any questions.
I can offer you a muffin.
My life is over.
It's now or never
Your lips have turned purple.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Leave it here.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I knew you could fix it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
This room is unstable.
Alright, who left a bee in the guest room?
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Having a child is like making a salad...
I want you to be certain.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I'm the worst researcher who ever lived.
You are cute.
We've only got one option.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I know where you were.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a ventriloquist.
Hey, watch me move.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
We need to make out.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I want that fox out of my house!
When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.
We should ask for more money.
This is a day to remember
This is the worst time to be here.
I want you to stop questioning me.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know that I survived.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
This looks edible.
You are a handsome devil.
Did you fart while I was away?
Why do you tease me, so much?
Open the curtains.
Take the drink and die.
It's not mine.
I'm weird.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I have to tell you about Friday.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I will always love you.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
You're going to need a spatula.
Throw me the burger.
Your eyes have turned pink.
We've only got one hope.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want you to be upright.
Please, give up while you can.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You are dutiful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a manager.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Life is like a guitar...
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Someone's in here.
You're crazy!
Who left a shovel in the dining room?
You're going to need a pilot.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Maybe no one will notice
Can I make love?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You're no good.
Take the drink and leave.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I have 20-20 vision.
This looks great.
You should listen to your father.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We should pay the bill.
I'm the greatest boatbuilder on this planet
I want to tell you about the hot chocolate.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I've reported it to the press.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Please, stay where you are.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I could never despise you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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