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I have time.
You're going to need a spoon.
You are the best person I have ever met.
We should hide.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Someone's watching us.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Hand me the skateboard.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I love spring in Antarctica.
Don't wait to be asked.
Good grief!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Please, stop shouting.
Leave it here.
Let's dance
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I am sentimental.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'll wait here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I want that monkey out of my house!
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I'm going to need a senator.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to be shallow.
Take this and pray.
I hate you.
You're a god.
I volunteer myself!
I never wanted to die.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Put it here.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
We need to eat.
I see you smiling.
Get ready to dance.
You want it.
It's almost over
This room is unstable.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
Who left a saw in the office?
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
How dare you smile at me!
When the lights go out, remain calm.
We're crazy.
Why do you hate me, so much?
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You are so nice to me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You're going down!
I am brittle.
I'm going to need a fork.
You should go to the police.
Good night!
I'm the worst cook who ever lived.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Delivery!
Take the piano and go.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
It's giving me an error message.
I have the gun.
You are a handsome devil.
I have to tell you about the chicken wing.
I love winter in Ireland.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
You never say what you're thinking.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I have faith.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Your ego is like a party...
It's your fault that the dog died.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Open your heart.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
We're ghosts.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Be yourself!
This looks familiar.
I want you to stop questioning me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
My life is over.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
You're a ghost.
We need to fight.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You're cursed.
I've reported it to the President.
You should protect your mother.
You deserve this
Why do you love me, so much?
I am wise.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I want you to be brilliant.
You're never going to get away with this!
Please, tell me.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Ha-cha-cha.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to cook for me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Your eyes have turned blue.
You love me.
I never could make up my mind.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Hand me the hot dog.
I should go to the police.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
This room is haunted.
Let's watch TV!
You devil!
I know the future.
You are my mother.
Did you fart today?
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the office.
Take the drink and leave.
A boy needs his father.
Love will find a way.
Hey, watch me leave.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Plug it in here.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I can offer you a good price.
Sound the alarm!
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I'm the best gladiator on this planet
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You are an inspiration.
I feel romantic.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I have the will.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want to tell you about the punch.
I'm going to need a hammer.
We need to stop.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We're gods.
You're going to need a cheesemaker.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
My love, it's beautiful.
You are not my daughter.
I see you every day.
I want you to be apathetic.
I'm cursed.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's time to go to bed.
She was unconscious when I found her.
My life is a mystery.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You never have time for me.
Please, wait here.
Get ready to die.
You should write to your mother.
It's giving me grief.
Stop, in the name of love.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard a noise coming from the guest room.
I have lost the will to live.
Can I make history?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Leave it to the professionals.
You burned it on purpose.
Who left a knife in the attic?
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I want that octopus out of my life!
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Your face has turned stripey.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
You are my reason for living.
You won't find it.
Give me the spoon.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I could never want you.
I am going to Christmas.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Your lips have turned yellow.
My love, it's delicious.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I volunteer to eat it!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This is the right time to be afraid.
I'll keep guard.
I'm the best miner on this planet
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I should start a business.
You are an idiot.
This is a stick up.
I want you to stop loving me.
I need to tell you about the another dimension.
Be safe!
Good luck!
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
You're under arrest!
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Take the money and go.
I have the card.
I want you to kill me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm lucky.
A boy needs discipline.
I can't find my egg nog anywhere.
You are so kind to me.
This looks odd.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I know math.
I feel impulsive.
Throw me the chair.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Who left a spatula in the bedroom?
Get ready for this.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I'm trying to understand.
You will always need me.
I want you to be inert.
I will always love you.
Please, listen to me.
We've only got one life.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your father, not now.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want that owl out of my house!
Good morning!
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
This is a day to remember
I love winter in Canada.
You never listen.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
When the door opens, start crying.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You should ask your mother.
We should start a business.
I'm the greatest drug dealer on this planet
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Leave it outside.
Can I make believe?
I knew you could fix it.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I see you have done this before.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You are a thief.
Show me the spoon.
I'm weird.
I want you to read to me.
A girl needs her own room.
You are so mean to me.
It's not easy.
You angel!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I can offer you a kebab.
This room is shrinking.
I have the poem.
My life means nothing.
Get ready to run.
Did you get lucky just now?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open sesame.
This looks nice.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
You found it.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Please, give me that.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I bet you know why I'm going.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.
I have to tell you about Friday.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want you to be strong-willed.
You're going to need a soldier.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have a secret.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
I knew you could see it through.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Open it here.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You want me.
No one can ever know that you survived.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Don't ask any questions.
Get ready to laugh.
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make a puppet?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Fears are like marshmallows...
A boy needs money.
Hey, watch me dance.
Your nose has turned blue.
I should hide.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
It's not appropriate.
I want that seal out of my house!
Take the money and die.
I'm the greatest stunt double who ever lived.
I know where you were.
I want you to marry me.
I despise you.
We're magnificent.
You are my daughter.
I am admirable.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
Sleep is like a mountain...
I love summer in China.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I feel hurt.
Who left a fork in the attic?
Hand me the kite.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Leave it alone.
I'm a ghost.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I volunteer to go!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I want you to be conformist.
I'll help.
Let's play
It's time to make lunch.
Please, come in.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
You are not my conscience.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
You will always want me.
We're going to need a plumber.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Be better!
It's not going to fit.
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Your face has turned green.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I'm the only webmaster on this planet
I want you to stop lying to me.
My life is cursed.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You should ask your father.
We're going to need a hammer.
Who left a Gatorade in the garage?
I know more than you realise.
You're crazy!
Your cheeks have turned grey.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I want you to listen to me.
I'm no good.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
We're the same person.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I want to tell you about the gnome.
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I have money.
Fears are like chocolate...
You never do what I want.
I'm trying to win.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
I never killed anyone.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Just try not to cry
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Show me the umbrella.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Who left a kite in the basement?
Take this for luck.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We've only got one of these.
Your tongue has turned black.
You broke it.
I will always need you.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I love summer in England.
Dating is like opening a letter...
Take the piano and die.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
We need to make a plan.
I have the knife.
It's not in.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You're going to need a yodeler.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I see you know what to do.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I feel glamorous.
My life matters.
You're going to need a lot of water.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm the worst model on this planet
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Winners don't quit
Don't fool around.
You should hide.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You made me cry on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I have powers.
We're going to need a can opener.
Leave it until morning.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Someone's listening.
I want that bird out of my car!
This is a fine mess
It was my fault that the wig came off.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
You are a godsend.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want to tell you about the celery stick.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
How dare you laugh at me!
Throw me the licorice twist.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I feel cowardly.
It's not dead.
Open the curtains.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
I am going to the party.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Please, stop doing that.
I want you to inspire me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Did you fart while I was away?
It's going to be okay
I can't find my snail anywhere.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I see you came prepared.
We're weird.
I can offer you a cappuccino.
I'll get it.
Am I dead, or not?
Learning is like lighting a fire...
You should make peace with your father.
Take the money and leave.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't get too close.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I love spring in England.
I'm going to need a shaman.
We're going to need a lot of money.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Darling, it's alive.
You're going to need a hammer.
I want you to be opinionated.
Open the window.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I'm the only detective who ever lived.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
We've only got one option.
Get ready, or get out.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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