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Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I am going to the party.

You are my daughter.

We need to close it.

You're a ghost.

I can offer you a Red Bull.

We're gods.

I never wanted this.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I want that spider out of my house!

I see you know what to do.

It's not tight enough.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

You're really something!

Who left an apple in the guest room?

We're special.

I want you to be assertive.

I could never despise you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Please, come closer.

I want you to marry me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't wait to be asked.

This looks suspicious.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Darling, it's so juicy.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Good morning!

We're going to need a wrench.

I should hide.

Be yourself!

Can I make an impression?

Leave it here.

Get ready to die.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I feel certain.

I knew you could open it.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Why do you hate me, so much?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

How much time do you have?

Give me the skateboard.

I have 20-20 vision.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Take the piano and leave.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I'm trying to leave.

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Maybe no one will notice

I know who you are.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

Let's eat

My life is over.

You are so kind to me.

I'll keep guard.

You're a god.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I heard a sound coming from the classroom.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Please, look at me.

I need to tell you about the another dimension.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You could never despise me.

Drop it here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

This room is shrinking.

You should protect your mother.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I can offer you an ale.

You're going down!

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I am going to Christmas.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Can I make a difference?

If you don't want it, put it back.

My love, it's so shiny.

I could never want you.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's in here.

I want you to love me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I want you to be insightful.

No one can ever know that you survived.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

We've only got one chance.

Reading is all I can manage now.

We're going to need a spoon.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Open sesame.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You are not my favourite.

Good grief!

You are so nice to me.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

Take the drink and go.

I'm lucky.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'm a god.

Okay, who left an ukulele in the outhouse?

It's giving me an error message.

It's not working.

My life is a mystery.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop smelling me.

Delivery!

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I am caring.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

No one can ever know the truth.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I knew you could survive.

I never really lived.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Leave it to the professionals.

I am going to the grand opening.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We should go to the police.

I volunteer as tribute!

You monster!

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

A boy needs his friends.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'm the best hotelier who ever lived.

You never sing anymore.

Be better!

I have faith.

This is a stick up.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You broke the vase on purpose.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Can I make amends?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Show me the screwdriver.

I feel excited.

Good night!

Put it here.

I've reported it to mother.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Please, stand.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Sound the alarm!

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

If you're done, we'll get started.

This looks interesting.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Let's dance

You are not my mother.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You lost it.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are my only hope.

We're ghosts.

When the bell rings, start singing.

We're going to need a saw.

I can offer you a water.

I want you to clean up after me.

Who left a margarita in the laundry?

This is the right time to be angry.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

We need to fight.

Don't fool around.

I know the future.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

Eating is good for the soul.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Leave it alone.

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your eyes have turned green.

Be safe!

I want that frog out of my car!

I volunteer myself!

Can I make dumplings?

You're no good.

Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...

A girl needs her grandfather.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Did you eat yesterday?

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I have the card.

Someone's watching us.

Get ready, or get out.

It's time to go.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I could never hate you.

I want you to be whimsical.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Your face has turned yellow.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I have time.

Hey, watch me dance.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I love autumn in China.

You are not my type.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I see you smiling.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You can do this

I feel keen.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

This looks familiar.

We need to make better decisions.

I'm the only gardener on this planet

We're going to need a lot of water.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Take this and pray.

I know more than you realise.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You're under arrest!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We're magnificent.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

A girl needs her own room.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Open your heart.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

We are uneasy.

We're going to need a beekeeper.

When I was little, I wanted to be a singer.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

You made me cry on purpose.

I never killed anyone.

You are my son.

Throw me the shovel.

Take the money and leave.

I want that kitten out of my house!

How dare you laugh at me!

Someone's locked the door.

You won't find it.

You want me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want you to look at me.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Hey, watch me smile.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Your face has turned grey.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Can I make the bed?

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

We need to order pizza.

I see you came prepared.

You never have time for me.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You're lucky.

I have powers.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I want you.

I love winter in China.

I'm trying to help.

I'll help.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

I'm the best coroner on this planet

Good luck!

We should buy a lottery ticket.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.

Hopes are like chocolate...

This looks edible.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Romance is like a movie...

I want you to be destructive.

Someone's coming this way.

I want that squirrel out of my life!

You are my inspiration.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Be careful!

Who left a lion in the closet?

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want you to cook for me.

You're never going to get away with this!

This is a day to remember

I can offer you a job.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You could never hate me.

I volunteer to eat it!

You should make peace with your mother.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I heard laughter coming from the guest room.

Please, wait here.

We need to help each other.

I can offer you a celery stick.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

We're crazy.

I am going to Easter.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

We're going to need a hammer.

It's time to pack your bags.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

A boy needs discipline.

We're going to need a surgeon.

Who left a skateboard in the kitchen?

This looks bad.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

It has to work

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to run.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I want that hamster out of my room!

I never felt so alone.

It's not safe.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

You are my reason for living.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You burned it on purpose.

You should make peace with your father.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You devil!

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

You are a twit.

Finding a job is like opening a door...

You never say what you're thinking.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Please, remain silent.

You despise me.

It's giving me hope.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Take the drink and leave.

This looks great.

I feel stylish.

I've reported it to the President.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You're going to pay!

Can I make an effort?

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I have the will.

This is the right time to be here.

Hey, watch me leave.

How dare you smile at me!

I volunteer to go!

I'll sit on it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Let's drink

We are alone.

It's not yours.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Take this with water.

I need to tell you about the Guinness.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I want you to be eager.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

We're going to need a can opener.

You are a handsome devil.

I want that giraffe out of my house!

We're the same person.

You are my teacher.

You need it.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

I can offer you an apple.

Who left a screwdriver in the bathroom?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Dare to dream

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I never listened.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'm cursed.

I have the letter.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I feel sore.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to listen to me.

This looks wrong.

It's time to go to bed.

My life matters.

Leave it until morning.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I'm going to need a sleuth.

Can I make mistakes?

Please, stop smoking.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know that I like you

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I love winter in England.

I'll open it.

You are perplexed.

You can't have it.

Love is like a mountain...

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Open it here.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I can offer you a Coke.

I want that kangaroo out of my room!

I'm the only peddlar who ever lived.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I know what happened.

You should find your father.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I have to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.

I feel bitter.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

This looks odd.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I love autumn in France.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I should ask for more money.

We need to stop.

Open the bottle.

A girl needs discipline.

Take the piano and die.

Dating is like drinking a bottle of beer...

You never stop to think.

Who left a muffin in the kitchen?

I heard weeping coming from the office.

I'm going to need a fork.

Show me the slice of pizza.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It's time to make lunch.

It's not open.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

I despise you.

Please, don't move.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm the greatest sailor who ever lived.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I want you to be confident.

I knew you could see it through.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Can I make dessert?

I never loved you.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

Did you get lucky last night?

Get ready for this.

You are not my conscience.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

When I was little, I wanted to be a butcher.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

This is a fine mess

I want you to inspire me.

You can have it.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

We've only got one bullet.

I can offer you a hot dog.

This room is unstable.

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

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