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Show me the spatula.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I volunteer as tribute!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You are so nice to me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You devil!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop tricking me.

Alright, who left a fork in the kitchen?

Your eyes have turned yellow.

We're cursed.

I'm going to need a thief.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I feel hurt.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Can I make a treehouse?

I knew you could survive.

My life matters.

You burned it on purpose.

Motivation is like a canvas...

I could never despise you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Someone's listening.

You never say what you're thinking.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is the right time to be here.

Your nose has turned purple.

Whoop-whoop.

How dare you look at me!

You will always love me.

You're a god.

Get ready, or get out.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Sound the alarm!

Delivery!

You're under arrest!

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Leave it here.

I've reported it to the police.

Let's watch TV!

I am going to the funeral.

It's time to go.

I want you to betray me.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I have a secret.

This is a fine mess

This looks peculiar.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You should ask your father.

I never really lived.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Out of sight, out of mind.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

I want that hedgehog out of my car!

I need to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

Good grief!

I feel determined.

We need to open it.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I have the letter.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I volunteer to eat it!

Eating is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You angel!

Alright, who left a snail in the control room?

We are antisocial.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be an animal trainer.

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

I'm going to need a saw.

This room is unstable.

You're special.

You're a ghost.

Your face has turned black.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

Hand me the wrench.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I love winter in Ireland.

You never stop to think.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

A boy needs his own room.

How dare you smile at me!

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

You won't find it.

You are so mean to me.

I'm going to need a sailor.

I'll get it.

I want you to be bored.

I can offer you a celery stick.

I'm the only yak herder who ever lived.

Take the drink and leave.

You are my love.

This is a stick up.

While there is life, there is hope.

I know who you are.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

We're the same person.

I want you to kill me.

I want you to stop following me.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You are a thief.

I've reported it to the President.

I love you.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Please, stop doing that.

It's not heavy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.

I have lost the will to live.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

No one can ever know that I was here.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want that fox out of my house!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're going to pay!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Failure is like a bar of soap...

I am going to the party.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Am I dead, or not?

I feel curious.

It's time to pack your bags.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I see you every day.

I want you to be prejudiced.

Take the money and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I'm the best illustrator who ever lived.

You should write to your mother.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Leave it until morning.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I love autumn in Ireland.

I'm special.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I am appalled.

It's going to be okay

I can't find my cider anywhere.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Show me the skateboard.

I can offer you a job.

I could never hate you.

Someone's having a bad day.

Can I make it better?

You are an inspiration.

We're gods.

I'm a ghost.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

This is a day to remember

A boy needs a job.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Darling, it's alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a busker.

I'll help.

I volunteer myself!

I want you to stop smelling me.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Be safe!

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I see you know what to do.

It's giving me a headache.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Your lips have turned red.

We're going to need a bandit.

Take the money and die.

Hey, watch me dance.

Take this with water.

You are my inspiration.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Good night!

Your nose has turned pink.

This looks interesting.

You are not my son.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Open your heart.

I am artificial.

This room is shrinking.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Throw me the celery stick.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I never listened.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

It's time to make lunch.

I want that whale out of my house!

I feel inferior.

You're alone in the universe.

It's not appropriate.

Running for office is like turning on a faucet...

Drop it here.

Who left a merlot in the guest room?

It's your fault that the crops died.

My life is a mystery.

Be better!

I want you.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're really something!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I have money.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Let's get it

I should go to the police.

I have the card.

You will always despise me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm the worst guru on this planet

I want you to marry me.

You are so good to me.

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You should write to your father.

I see you smiling.

You can't have it.

Someone's watching us.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make informed decisions?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

A girl needs discipline.

Good luck!

We're ghosts.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Don't get too close.

Please, sit down.

I feel humiliated.

Get ready to run.

Take the money and leave.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I know what to do.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We're alone in the universe.

Open the curtains.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

You're going to need a biologist.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

It was my fault that the label came off.

I am mealymouthed.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Be yourself!

You are so kind to me.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Dating is like eating spaghetti...

I heard a howl coming from the control room.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

My life is over.

I want you to kiss me.

I have the scroll.

I want you to be presumptuous.

You're crazy!

I'm the worst manicurist who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Who left a burger in the dining room?

You should protect your mother.

Death is like a picnic at the beach...

It's not going to fit.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Leave it to the professionals.

I love summer in Canada.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

We're going to need a lot of money.

You are an idiot.

I am going to Easter.

I've reported it to the press.

We need to order pizza.

I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

I have 20-20 vision.

Please, don't drink that.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Hand me the chair.

We've only got one chance.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

All you need is love.

I'm going to need a baker.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.

Open sesame.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Put it here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

We are predatory.

I want you to clean up after me.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to be competitive.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

Am I under arrest, or not?

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

You monster!

I can offer you an apple.

It's time to go to bed.

Just be yourself

Darling, it's beautiful.

It's not for sale.

You are not my mother.

I have the need, the need for speed.

A boy needs love.

I see you have done this before.

It's giving me hope.

You broke it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'm crazy.

I love fall in Ireland.

Someone's coming this way.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

This room is haunted.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I never wanted this.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Take this and pray.

You're going to need a hammer.

I'm the worst dentist on this planet

Finding a job is like lighting a fire...

You could never love me.

Give me the skateboard.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.

I want that seal out of my house!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Peace is like a good book...

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Plug it in here.

Open the window.

You should make peace with your father.

Fears are like chocolate...

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Get ready to laugh.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Your ears have turned purple.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

We need to stay.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You made me cry on purpose.

Please, come closer.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to help.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Just try not to cry

This looks great.

You are not my father.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I can't find my pinot anywhere.

I never hurt anybody.

Can I make jelly?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to document my trip to India.

We are incapable.

I want you to be extraordinary.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

We're going to need a fork.

Take the drink and die.

You want me.

Who left a guitar in the bathroom?

Open the door.

It's not open.

I am going to Christmas.

Give it here.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I knew you could see it through.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

I'm the greatest philanthropist who ever lived.

I have powers.

I feel weird.

The first thing to consider is safety.

My life means nothing.

Leave it alone.

I could never need you.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

It's giving me an error message.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You should call your father.

Please, stop smoking.

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I need to tell you about the tea.

I want that octopus out of my room!

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

You never have time for me.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I never could make up my mind.

You're weird.

You are steady.

Patience is a virtue

This looks familiar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You're going to need a psychiatrist.

I love spring in England.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

My love, it's alive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

Did you eat last night?

Your tongue has turned pink.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I want you to look at me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Get ready to die.

Hey, watch me move.

Hand me the skateboard.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

You could never despise me.

It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.

Pride is like a piano...

I'm the greatest ninja who ever lived.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

You broke the vase on purpose.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I want you to be certain.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I will always need you.

You are a genius.

How much courage do you have?

I'll keep guard.

I see you let yourself in.

I heard a howl coming from the office.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I can offer you a croissant.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Your eyes have turned brown.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Take this for luck.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Don't just stand there.

Did you get lucky just now?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

This looks bad.

I want that kitten out of my car!

I'm the greatest swineherd who ever lived.

You hate me.

Open it here.

I feel dirty.

You're going to need a truck driver.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Can I make a yurt?

Show me the slice of pizza.

I want you to help me.

I want you to be barbaric.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

It's not the right size.

Getting married is like opening a letter...

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Please, don't move.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

You are unstable.

Time to shine

I can offer you a bread-stick.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

A boy needs confidence.

I am going to the wedding.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

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