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Laughing is good for the soul.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I am disloyal.
You're going to need a dancer.
I will always love you.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want that chipmunk out of my room!
Someone's listening.
Get ready, or get out.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You are a godsend.
I have a secret.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
We've only got one option.
You're a god.
My life means nothing.
You need me.
We're going to need a wrench.
It takes two to tango.
I want you to look at me.
Leave it to the professionals.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I volunteer as tribute!
Let's eat
Open the bottle.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You are not my type.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Don't fool around.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I want you to be insightful.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm no good.
Who left a ball in the conservatory?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
You are my only hope.
I want to tell you about the candlemaker.
A boy needs his mother.
I feel assertive.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I'll get ready.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
This looks great.
We need to order pizza.
This is a day to remember
It's going to be okay
Sleep is like a piano...
Whoop-whoop.
Good morning!
It's giving me a headache.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Your face has turned white.
Please, stand.
Take the money and leave.
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
You never stop to think.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I am disrespectful.
You're a ghost.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Darling, it's so expensive.
You should listen to your mother.
You monster!
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Get ready to run.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You fascinate me.
You burned it on purpose.
I never gave up hope.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You are a genius.
Open the window.
I knew you could turn things around.
I've reported it to the press.
Show me the croissant.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Someone's locked the door.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
We're gods.
I'm going to need a court jester.
We're going to need a can opener.
Sound the alarm!
You should think about this.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I want you to be gallant.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Can I make chilli?
I see you came prepared.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You're under arrest!
I'm the best executioner on this planet
A boy needs a job.
It's giving me an error message.
Did you get lucky last night?
Just try not to cry
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are my mother.
I want that puppy out of my life!
She was unconscious when I found her.
How dare you smile at me!
It's not heavy.
Please, don't drink that.
It's time to make lunch.
I need to tell you about the the submarine.
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
You are so mean to me.
You can have it.
My life is cursed.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I feel ready.
I'll keep guard.
Be safe!
Good luck!
Hey, watch me dance.
Your face has turned pink.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I have money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I know what happened.
Dying is like lighting a candle...
You never smile.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Put it here.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I have the scroll.
I'm alone in the universe.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Let's play
I knew you could survive.
It's giving me hope.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Who left a kite in the lounge room?
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
Did you eat today?
I'm a god.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You could never need me.
Can I make a plan?
I want you to stop lying to me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This is a stick up.
Stop, in the name of the law.
We need to unite.
Someone's coming this way.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Open the door.
I'm going to need a spatula.
You're never going to get away with this!
You should vote.
It's not dead.
You are so nice to me.
Throw me the banana.
Please, sit down.
This looks wrong.
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
This is the perfect time to be angry.
You are a twit.
You devil!
I will always need you.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going to need a fortune-teller.
Your ears have turned black.
I feel forgetful.
Your face has turned red.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have the will.
I want that owl out of my life!
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
You are not my conscience.
When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.
I'm trying to win.
I'll listen.
You never take me seriously.
It's time to go to bed.
A girl needs her friends.
I am political.
East, west, home's best.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
We need to open it.
I need to tell you about the Heaven.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I see you every day.
I'm the best guard who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Take this and pray.
When the door opens, hide.
Leave it outside.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're coming with me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Don't just stand there.
How much time do you have?
Let's go
We're cursed.
I want you to love me.
My life is over.
This room is haunted.
We've only got one hope.
It's not working.
You angel!
I want you to be unsure.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Did you fart while I was away?
I despise you.
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop tricking me.
Delivery!
Be better!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Please, stop smoking.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can offer you a muffin.
You should make peace with your mother.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We need to fight.
You are not my father.
A girl needs boundaries.
This looks edible.
I feel ravenous.
You should start a business.
You are haughty.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Someone's watching us.
Your ears have turned pink.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You broke the vase on purpose.
Take the piano and go.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Good grief!
I know what to do.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I'll help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
I am going to the grand opening.
You will always need me.
Your nose has turned yellow.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Take this for luck.
Get ready to die.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I volunteer to go!
We're ghosts.
Practice makes perfect.
When the lights go out, hide.
I've reported it to the President.
Can I make a treehouse?
I have needs.
You are so good to me.
Please, don't take that.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I heard weeping coming from the closet.
Hey, watch me leave.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
I have the gun.
I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I want you to be destructive.
You found it.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to inspire me.
I can't find my pinot anywhere.
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
This is the right time to be angry.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
This is a fine mess
We should buy a lottery ticket.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I feel messy.
I love summer in Switzerland.
You should ask your father.
We're no good.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
The best is the enemy of the good.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I need you.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'm the only dentist on this planet
I know math.
I can offer you a mojito.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
A boy needs his friends.
We are high-spirited.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I have the knife.
I never felt so alone.
I want you to be unimaginative.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
Get ready to laugh.
You want it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
We need to go.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
No one can ever know that I like you
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You never sing anymore.
I want that porcupine out of my life!
Just breathe
I volunteer to eat it!
Reading is good for the soul.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Show me the umbrella.
Don't ask any questions.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Leave it until morning.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Take the money and go.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You're going down!
You are an artist.
I can't find my sheep anywhere.
Please, come in.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I'm the worst fortune-teller on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I can offer you an apple juice.
Sorrow is like a beach...
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Getting married is like making bread...
Who left a slice of pizza in the lobby?
Can I make it up?
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
You never listen.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I have to tell you about the phoenix.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to cook for me.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Good night!
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I'm going to need a saw.
I could never hate you.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
This room is shrinking.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
You lost it.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's time to go.
Leave it alone.
I'm going to need a sniper.
It's your fault that the dog died.
Give it here.
You are an idiot.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I love winter in Japan.
Who left a knife in the guest room?
How dare you look at me!
I'm magnificent.
I have the time.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
We need to stay.
I have 20-20 vision.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
We've only got one bullet.
I have to tell you about the party.
This looks familiar.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
Your success is like a canvas...
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
It's not appropriate.
Take this with you.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I know the future.
You are my reason for living.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I can offer you a kebab.
Open the curtains.
I want you to read to me.
You never say what you're thinking.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
You should quit.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to be monstrous.
Can I make a pie?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Show no mercy
My life matters.
You broke it.
Leave it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
We're the same person.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want that dinosaur out of my life!
Show me the spoon.
You're going to pay!
I want to tell you about the bread-stick.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
We need to help each other.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I have powers.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Did you eat yesterday?
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
You will always fascinate me.
I love autumn in England.
It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I volunteer myself!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I never loved you.
You should write to your father.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to marry me.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
I can't find my horse anywhere.
Can I make up?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You dropped it.
I want you to stop following me.
I'm the best painter who ever lived.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I love you.
I see you smiling.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Who left a chair in the basement?
I want that ant out of my car!
I feel cold.
It's not the right size.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You are so kind to me.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You want me.
It's now or never
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Can I make a movie?
I have time.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I want you to be gloomy.
You're going to need an optometrist.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
We are alienated.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
We've only got one life.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Moderation in all things.
I've reported it to the police.
Hand me the umbrella.
I will always want you.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You are not my favourite.
Your tongue has turned white.
We need to break up.
I'm insignificant.
I can offer you a job.
I'm trying to believe you.
I love fall in Japan.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want that shark out of my car!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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