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Okay. Just do what I do.

I can offer you a job.

You're never going to get away with this!

Good morning!

I want you to be strong-willed.

This looks odd.

Leave it here.

You can't have it.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

If you don't want it, put it back.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Someone's locked the door.

I have a secret.

Can I make a show?

You are my only hope.

I have the card.

Take this for luck.

I know math.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is a day to remember

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

Your nose has turned pink.

Your eyes have turned black.

A boy needs his mother.

It's not yours.

I want that scorpion out of my car!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Stop, in the name of love.

How dare you smile at me!

You could never love me.

I have to tell you about the fishcake.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I will always need you.

Dying is like making spaghetti...

I want you to stop questioning me.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

You should go to the police.

I'm going to need a spatula.

My life means nothing.

Sound the alarm!

I heard weeping coming from the pantry.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I'm the greatest diver who ever lived.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

You're lucky.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I love winter in France.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Show me the umbrella.

You are not my type.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Appearances can be deceptive.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'll open it.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You never stop to think.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

This looks suspicious.

I have lost the will to live.

We're ghosts.

It's time to pack your bags.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I see you have done this before.

I've reported it to the press.

Can I make it fun?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Who left an icecream in the corridor?

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

You are so mean to me.

Get ready to run.

Open your heart.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You should listen to your mother.

You're a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I want that pig out of my life!

Take this and pray.

I never felt so alone.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I want you to inspire me.

Throw it here.

You're crazy!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to stop lying to me.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Someone's listening.

Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...

I feel concerned.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to be stoic.

Leave it outside.

A boy needs his friends.

We should vote.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You burned it on purpose.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

I volunteer myself!

I love summer in Antarctica.

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I'm the greatest artist on this planet

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You devil!

Take the piano and die.

It's not alive.

I am going to the wedding.

Your tongue has turned blue.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Hand me the shovel.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Darling, it's so expensive.

This is a stick up.

Can I make it happen?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Get ready for this.

I knew you could see it through.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Delivery!

I see you every day.

You are an inspiration.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

You are wealthy.

I have faith.

I'm a god.

Be careful!

Drop it here.

Who left a juice in the dungeon?

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

I will always love you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want to tell you about the Fanta.

You will always love me.

I feel funky.

Open the door.

Take this with you.

We've only got one life.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You never do what I want.

Learning is like going to the playground...

A boy needs his father.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

You should make peace with your father.

Don't fool around.

I should hide.

Leave it alone.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When the door opens, start crying.

I need to tell you about Easter.

You're coming with me!

Reading is all I can manage now.

This room is unstable.

It's giving me hope.

I want that shark out of my car!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Someone's watching us.

We're going to need a lot of money.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Take the piano and go.

I want you to be free and easy.

You monster!

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I'm the greatest ventriloquist on this planet

I want you to marry me.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I have the poem.

I see you know what to do.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I can offer you a whiskey.

We need to open it.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I am going to the grand opening.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

You're going to need an inventor.

Dead men tell no tales.

I'm trying to understand.

Open sesame.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Can I make a cake?

Defeat is like a picnic at the beach...

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's not ready.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

My life is a mystery.

Maybe no one will notice

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Give me the teddy bear.

Please, sit down.

You are my inspiration.

I'll watch.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

I want that bird out of my room!

I am protective.

Falling in love is like opening a letter...

I feel ecstatic.

You could never hate me.

I've reported it to the President.

I love fall in France.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You're a ghost.

You are not my father.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

You made me cry on purpose.

This looks great.

Ha-cha-cha.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

We've only got one hope.

I see you smiling.

I have needs.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We're going to need a fork.

You broke it.

It was my fault that the party was ruined.

I want you to be earnest.

We're magnificent.

You're amazing!

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your ears have turned red.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I volunteer as tribute!

I could never love you.

It's not open.

I'm going to need a garbage collector.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You are so nice to me.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I want you to cook for me.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to stop following me.

I want to tell you about the hot dog.

A boy needs his space.

We need to stop.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I'm a ghost.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Let's go

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Darling, it's dead.

Good grief!

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I love winter in India.

Show me the kite.

We should think about this.

You should call your father.

I have money.

My life is cursed.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

How dare you look at me!

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

We're gods.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Your ears have turned green.

I want you to be impudent.

Open the window.

This is a fine ship

I'm going to need a beggar.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

No one suspects a thing

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want to tell you about the party.

Please, come closer.

I know what happened.

I feel stylish.

You are not my favourite.

I have to tell you about the muffin.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm the best detective on this planet

I want that wolf out of my room!

Get ready, or get out.

I can offer you a good price.

You should ask for more money.

You should disown your mother.

Don't just stand there.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I have the gun.

I am going to Easter.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

It's not going to fit.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

We're special.

We are faithless.

You dropped it.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Courage is like a beautiful melody...

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm going to need a saw.

This looks edible.

We need to eat.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You're going to need a sleuth.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

It was your fault that the show was ruined.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Throw me the candy-bar.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You angel!

I will always hate you.

You are so kind to me.

Who left a snail in the waiting room?

You should write to your father.

I want that kitten out of my life!

This is a fine mess

I love spring in Germany.

I heard a voice coming from the chapel.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I have to tell you about Friday.

You are a hero.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Let's drink

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Darling, it's alive.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're the same person.

I should vote.

Winners don't quit

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

You are my reason for living.

Show me the hot dog.

Did you fart today?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can't find my pig anywhere.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

I volunteer to eat it!

Falling in love is like changing your underwear...

This looks interesting.

We need to play.

I have to tell you about the the windmill.

You are apathetic.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I have the letter.

You could never despise me.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

It's not heavy.

Hey, watch me move.

Don't upset your father, not now.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.

How dare you laugh at me!

A girl needs boundaries.

I want you to be false.

I know more than you realise.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I see you came prepared.

Be better!

When I was little, I wanted to be a surgeon.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

We've only got one chance.

No one can ever know the truth.

You lost it.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I'm going to need a dentist.

Don't get too close.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

It's now or never

Please, stop laughing.

You are my teacher.

Can I make the bed?

Knitting is good for the soul.

I never loved you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Good night!

You never smile.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Hate is like a beach...

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Am I dead, or not?

I feel energetic.

I love fall in Antarctica.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I can offer you a water.

Show me the icecream.

Get ready to laugh.

I volunteer to go!

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

First impressions are the most lasting.

You could never want me.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I want you to be receptive.

I want that snake out of my car!

I'm the best mayor who ever lived.

Who left a pony in the basement?

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

You're alone in the universe.

Death is like a beautiful song...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Can I make the team?

This looks familiar.

I am going to the funeral.

Take the drink and die.

I am dry.

When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.

I can't find my frog anywhere.

I love autumn in Ireland.

I want you to clean up after me.

Please, stand.

I have the time.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I never wanted to die.

Show me the bagel.

I'll sit on it.

You're going to need a lot of water.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Leave it to the professionals.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I'm the only chief of police who ever lived.

It's not the right size.

I'm magnificent.

Who left a monkey in the classroom?

Your tongue has turned black.

You should find your mother.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You're going to need a deputy.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

We need to go.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Someone's having a bad day.

I know where you were.

Romance is like a mountain...

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

It's time to go.

You will always despise me.

Your ears have turned orange.

I want you to be agonized.

I love summer in Canada.

I can offer you an iced tea.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

You are my sunshine.

I want to tell you about the private detective.

Put it here.

My life matters.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

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