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I love winter in France.

I want you to cook for me.

Can I make a kite?

I can offer you a job.

We're gods.

Let's dance

Am I under arrest, or not?

Why do you tease me, so much?

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

You are a liar.

Good night!

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Running for office is like doing chores...

Your face has turned white.

I want that giraffe out of my life!

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This is a fine mess

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

It's not yours.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about Saturday.

When the party starts, start crying.

I never felt so alone.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

I'm weird.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I have faith.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

You should call your father.

You monster!

We're going to need a lot of money.

I'm a god.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You are so kind to me.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Leave it alone.

Please, stop laughing.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are my everything.

I want you to stop loving me.

I am going to the funeral.

You never take me seriously.

This looks bad.

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Just breathe

I see you every day.

I'm trying to win.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You need it.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Take the money and leave.

I volunteer to eat it!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want to tell you about the whiskey.

I have the card.

Delivery!

We're going to need a sailor.

I love fall in Japan.

You are perplexed.

It's giving me grief.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I hate you.

Let's drink

Your face has turned orange.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This room is bugged.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I just want a milkshake. What's wrong with that?

Throw me the spoon.

A girl needs money.

Don't ask any questions.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Who left a teddy bear in the bedroom?

Open the window.

I want you to clean up after me.

I'm a ghost.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

It's time to make lunch.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make an igloo?

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Give it here.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going to need a fork.

You're really something!

I know what happened.

This is the right time to be amused.

Someone's listening.

You are so good to me.

I'm lucky.

I can offer you a Powerade.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Did you get lucky this morning?

You crashed the car on purpose.

I've reported it to mother.

Good morning!

You never sing anymore.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You will always want me.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

This looks edible.

You are not my conscience.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a good price.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Take the drink and leave.

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You are my mother.

Please, sit down.

I'm trying to leave.

I feel thrilled.

My love, it's delicious.

We should go to the police.

Open the curtains.

You dropped it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

It's not safe.

We've only got one hope.

Don't wait to be asked.

I volunteer myself!

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

It's now or never

Leave it outside.

Let's watch TV!

You are a twit.

I'm going to need a court jester.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

Can I make believe?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

A girl needs her grandfather.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You're going to need a knife.

This is a stick up.

You are so nice to me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This room is haunted.

I could never hate you.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

My life is over.

I want that panda out of my car!

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

Someone's coming this way.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Please, be careful.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I never wanted to die.

I've reported it to the press.

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

To the victor go the spoils.

I'm insignificant.

Take the piano and die.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We need to go.

Be safe!

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

We are grief.

Take this and pray.

I feel playful.

You should protect your mother.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I can offer you a burger.

I have the will.

Sound the alarm!

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I'll watch.

I want you to stop following me.

Get ready to run.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I want to tell you about the wizard.

It's not ready.

How dare you smile at me!

Throw it here.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I see you are thinking.

Let's play

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You are the best person I have ever met.

I want that goose out of my house!

I knew you could survive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Can I make up a story?

I know math.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I volunteer to go!

Someone's having a bad day.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You love me.

I want you to be amused.

It's time to go to bed.

Show me the ball.

You are a poet.

A boy needs his friends.

This room is shrinking.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your lips have turned grey.

You can have it.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want you to kiss me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You should write to your mother.

Dammit, who left an icecream in the cell?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm the worst magistrate who ever lived.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

How dare you laugh at me!

This is a fine ship

I am willing.

Finding a job is like eating bread...

Why do you hate me, so much?

I feel youthful.

This looks great.

Winners don't quit

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

You should think about this.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Love is like a mountain...

I will always despise you.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I see you let yourself in.

My life is a mystery.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

I knew you could open it.

How much money do you have?

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

If you build it, they will come.

Get ready, or get out.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

I want that koala out of my room!

Who left a guitar in the pantry?

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a fishcake.

You could never hate me.

Drop it here.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Hey, watch me move.

Take this for luck.

I'm going to need a clown.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I've reported it to the President.

Can I make chilli?

Open the bottle.

This is the right time to be happy.

I want you to read to me.

I love fall in Switzerland.

You are so mean to me.

We need to close it.

I want you to be tasteful.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Am I dead, or not?

It's time to pack your bags.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I'm special.

It's not the right size.

I'm the best politician on this planet

How dare you look at me!

You should call your mother.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I am going to Easter.

Give me the banana.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

My love, it's so juicy.

I have 20-20 vision.

Please, stop doing that.

I know the future.

You are an artist.

I volunteer as tribute!

Good grief!

You are my sunshine.

Even a worm will turn.

You devil!

I will always hate you.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

No one can ever know the truth.

Leave it until morning.

I feel ordinary.

I want that tiger out of my room!

I am ticklish.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

We're the same person.

This is the right time to be angry.

Your ears have turned grey.

You never smile.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a paramedic.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You are not my type.

Take the piano and leave.

Failure is like a mountain...

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I want you to be completely normal.

Sorry, I have to take this.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You should ask your father.

I'm trying to help.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Hey, watch me dance.

Your face has turned brown.

It's going to be okay

I knew you could see it through.

I have money.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

You fascinate me.

Get ready to laugh.

I bet you know why I'm here.

It's giving me an error message.

I'll get ready.

I never really lived.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Someone's watching us.

I'm the best police officer who ever lived.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

Open the door.

This looks peculiar.

Let's watch the game

I could never need you.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

We are political.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Can I make it right?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a coffee.

I've reported it to the police.

Please, don't take that.

I feel helpless.

Show me the can opener.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Be careful!

Leave it to the professionals.

You're a ghost.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Dying is like writing a to do list...

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I see you have done this before.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

You made me cry on purpose.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Your lips have turned black.

You should protect your father.

It's almost over

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You are a handsome devil.

I have the letter.

You should vote.

Good luck!

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I could never despise you.

You could never love me.

I want that squirrel out of my house!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm alone in the universe.

It's time to go.

I want you to help me.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I want to tell you about the juice.

I am mannered.

Take this with water.

It was my fault that the cat died.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Be better!

We're ghosts.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Buying a house is like doing the dishes...

I know who you are.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

It's not going to fit.

Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I have a secret.

You are not my son.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Let the dead bury the dead.

Don't just stand there.

I am going to the grand opening.

Who left a merlot in the attic?

Your face has turned grey.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I never hurt anybody.

We need to order pizza.

We're going to need a criminal.

You're under arrest!

Darling, it's so juicy.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I love winter in Japan.

You are an inspiration.

You should find your mother.

I want you to stop looking at me.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I feel timid.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I want that kitten out of my car!

We're going to need a wrench.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I am balanced.

I'm the only accountant who ever lived.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I want to tell you about the party.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to be enervated.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

This looks familiar.

Open sesame.

We've only got one option.

I can offer you an egg nog.

Leave it here.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You're a god.

I should quit.

I will always want you.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I feel selfish.

I want you to kill me.

Wealth is like a violin...

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're going to need an assassin.

I love summer in India.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

It's not dead.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Patience is a virtue

Find some proof that she fooled you.

We are outspoken.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

There's no fool like an old fool.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

You can't have it.

You angel!

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

This looks wrong.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

You could never fascinate me.

I want you to be understanding.

I never wanted this.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

A girl needs her mother.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

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