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Dating is like cooking...
I knew you could open it.
I want you to stop loving me.
Who left a Red Bull in the garage?
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
We're gods.
I heard laughter coming from the corridor.
You are so good to me.
I never wanted to die.
You should listen to your father.
Open it here.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We need to help each other.
Let's dance
A boy needs money.
I can offer you a job.
Good morning!
I'm weird.
I'll help.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
This looks interesting.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I will always want you.
You burned it on purpose.
We're going to need a shovel.
This is crazy
I'm going to need a graphic artist.
I want you to love me.
Get ready to dance.
Your fears are like chocolate...
Sound the alarm!
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me dance.
You could never fascinate me.
Leave it until morning.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
You're a god.
Take the piano and leave.
It's not in.
I volunteer myself!
What goes up must come down.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.
Take this and pray.
It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I should think about this.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I love spring in Germany.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Why do you love me, so much?
Delivery!
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Reading is good for the soul.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You monster!
Be yourself!
Did you eat today?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
My life means nothing.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to the police.
We're lucky.
I'm trying to win.
This is a day to remember
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I know what to do.
You are so nice to me.
I feel secretive.
It's time to make lunch.
Your ego is like a piano...
I see you have done this before.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want you to be contemptible.
A girl needs her mother.
You dropped it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Give me the guitar.
I'm the greatest air traffic controller on this planet
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have the will.
I can't find my car anywhere.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I want you to look at me.
You're really something!
I'll watch.
Please, stop shouting.
Who left a spoon in the control room?
Ha-cha-cha.
It's giving me a headache.
You are a handsome devil.
We've only got one option.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm a god.
I never felt so alone.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Don't wait to be asked.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Can I make a puppet?
If you're done, we'll get started.
This is the right time to be happy.
I want you to document my trip to India.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
This room is unstable.
When the lights go out, hide.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I like you
My love, it's delicious.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
You are not my son.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
You will always love me.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
She was unconscious when I found her.
I know math.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You're special.
You won't find it.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer to go!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Take this for luck.
Be safe!
Someone's in here.
You devil!
I want you to be thrilled.
I have needs.
You are mature.
I want to tell you about the merlot.
We need to eat.
I never listened.
It's time to go to bed.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You're going to pay!
Get ready, or get out.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Who left a hammer in the armory?
Don't ask any questions.
We've only got one of these.
If you don't want it, put it back.
No one can ever know what we did.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
I heard a howl coming from the classroom.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
Cooking is good for the soul.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
Drop it here.
How dare you look at me!
Good grief!
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are my mother.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You are a liar.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
My life is cursed.
I feel inferior.
You're a ghost.
I have a secret.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Your nose has turned grey.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I have the gun.
I'm the greatest construction worker who ever lived.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You're alone in the universe.
You angel!
I want you to clean up after me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to be ready.
I know more than you realise.
Open the window.
You never say what you're thinking.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Failure is like a river...
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Leave it alone.
Please, come in.
We're going to need a violinist.
We are big-thinking.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
Fears are like spaghetti...
We need to make better decisions.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Less is more.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
This is the worst time to be happy.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I love autumn in England.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I can offer you a carrot.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Throw it here.
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
How dare you smile at me!
Take the drink and leave.
You will always want me.
Take this with water.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
You are an idiot.
You made me cry on purpose.
We should ask for more money.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
My life matters.
I see you for who you are.
I want you to betray me.
You should ask your father.
I am going to the grand opening.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Hey, watch me smile.
Whoop-whoop.
I want that dog out of my house!
I want you to stop smelling me.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I feel tearful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's not ready.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm going to need a juggler.
You are so mean to me.
Please, stay where you are.
It's giving me an error message.
You are modern.
I despise you.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
My love, it's so juicy.
Let's watch TV!
I've reported it to Interpol.
Your nose has turned blue.
I love winter in Spain.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.
Death is like a summer's day...
You broke the vase on purpose.
We're magnificent.
I have the poem.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
It's going to be okay
I'm the worst drug dealer on this planet
This looks suspicious.
You are an artist.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
I'm trying to care.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Your lips have turned grey.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Don't get too close.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
When the party starts, hide.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Alright, who left a skateboard in the dungeon?
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want you to marry me.
We're ghosts.
We need to fight.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Throw me the ball.
It's time to brush your teeth.
How dare you laugh at me!
You're going to need a court jester.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I never hurt anybody.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Did you fart last night?
Someone's watching us.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
You want me.
I have to tell you about the fairy.
I am sweaty.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Darling, it's so expensive.
I can offer you an icecream.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
I have the time.
You want it.
Please, don't take that.
I want you to be charismatic.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are not my mother.
I am going to the wedding.
Good night!
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
It has to work
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I feel sad.
I want that pony out of my car!
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I should quit.
This room is haunted.
I'm the best coach who ever lived.
You never take me seriously.
Who left a fork in the dining room?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Leave it outside.
You're going to need a spoon.
We need to make out.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I volunteer as tribute!
This looks wrong.
I never loved you.
Can I make laughter?
Let's play
This is a fine mess
You are a godsend.
I am submissive.
I want you to read to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I'll keep guard.
You should protect your mother.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I'm trying to believe you.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I feel comfortable.
Get ready for this.
It's not alive.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Throw me the skateboard.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
I'm going to need a firefighter.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I want to tell you about the sandwich.
Take the money and leave.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Becoming rich is like painting...
You're amazing!
Who left a wolf in the cell?
I'm the greatest poet who ever lived.
I want that goldfish out of my life!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Open your heart.
A boy needs confidence.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
My life is a mystery.
When I was little, I wanted to be a radiologist.
We're alone in the universe.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I could never need you.
Time flies.
I know where you were.
Can I make breakfast?
I have to tell you about the mutant.
Please, stop crying.
Fears are like chocolate...
It's your fault that the crops died.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
We're going to need a wrench.
You never do what I want.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I want you to inspire me.
You are a genius.
You're crazy!
I feel skeptical.
We're going to need a lawyer.
We need to go.
Someone's coming this way.
Get ready to run.
You lost it.
Falling in love is like doing housework...
I've reported it to the President.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
A boy needs his friends.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I never really lived.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Give me the icecream.
How much luck do you have?
I'll get ready.
It was your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
This is a stick up.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Let's drink
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel generous.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Your face has turned brown.
When I was little, I wanted to be a locksmith.
Today is the day
I love summer in Spain.
I can offer you a banana milkshake.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Your cheeks have turned red.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Good luck!
Please, give me that.
Leave it here.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm the best ninja who ever lived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You can't have it.
Who left a ball in the attic?
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
Your ego is like a beach...
Can I make a plan?
I want you to be preoccupied.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to document my trip to England.
Don't just stand there.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I have the card.
I'm going to need a saw.
I feel worked up.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I'll open it.
Did you fart at work?
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's giving me hope.
I'm special.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
You are my daughter.
You are so kind to me.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I'm going to need an astronaut.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Your nose has turned spotted.
Show me the skateboard.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
You should pay the bill.
You are quirky.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
Dating is like making a cake...
Get ready to die.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I'm the only taxi-driver who ever lived.
It's not working.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
This room is bugged.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You are not my conscience.
I love you.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I'll listen.
Be careful!
My life is over.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
A boy needs his father.
Stop, in the name of love.
I feel groovy.
We need to make a plan.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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