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Are you nuts? We're not together!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I see you every day.
I have faith.
Leave it to the professionals.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I know what to do.
Just breathe
I need to tell you about the bagel.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
This room is haunted.
Leave it here.
I'm the greatest monk on this planet
Can I make a contribution?
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
Don't wait to be asked.
It was your fault that the play sucked.
You should make peace with your mother.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to stop believing in me.
A boy needs his friends.
I'm a god.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
You never stop to think.
Hey, watch me dance.
Please, lie down.
I will always want you.
You are whimsical.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I never listened.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to be graceless.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm lucky.
We need to unite.
It's time to pack your bags.
This looks nice.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You devil!
I want that cheetah out of my room!
I have the scroll.
You're amazing!
I knew you could fix it.
I want you to hold me.
This is a fine mess
It's not easy.
Take this for luck.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Get ready for this.
You won't find it.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Ha-cha-cha.
Good grief!
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
We're going to need a matador.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You can do this
Don't just stand there.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
We're ghosts.
Let's eat
Take the money and die.
I want to tell you about the wardrobe.
I love summer in France.
Throw me the wrench.
Drop it here.
I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.
I see you came prepared.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
How dare you smile at me!
You are my daughter.
I can offer you an ale.
My life means nothing.
I never killed anyone.
Stop, in the name of love.
I have needs.
You are a genius.
You never take me seriously.
Can I make a pie?
We're weird.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
This room is shrinking.
I know the future.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to stop following me.
You are not my type.
I am going to the wedding.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You are self-reliant.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Open the curtains.
It's time to make lunch.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You're a god.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's not open.
We've only got one chance.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
I'm the worst hunter who ever lived.
You love me.
Your face has turned yellow.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
When I was little, I wanted to be a publisher.
I feel content.
Get ready to run.
I can offer you a kebab.
You crashed the car on purpose.
My life is over.
This is the right time to be angry.
I never hurt anybody.
You're coming with me!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to be honest.
I can't find my duck anywhere.
I want you to kill me.
It's giving me hope.
No one can ever know the truth.
My love, it's beautiful.
Delivery!
I have the will.
This looks familiar.
Take this and pray.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Take the piano and leave.
We need to open it.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
You are a hero.
I'll help.
You're crazy.
Okay. Just do what I do.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
A girl needs her space.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I volunteer to go!
Fears are like marshmallows...
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Be careful!
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want that octopus out of my life!
I feel invisible.
Show me the knife.
Failure is like a movie...
Don't ask any questions.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
I am puritanical.
You are my sunshine.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I love summer in America.
Hey, watch me move.
I'm the best fortune-teller who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm going to need a lot of water.
You never do what I want.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Laughing is good for the soul.
You should ask your mother.
Open the bottle.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Your eyes have turned black.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Good night!
When the door opens, hide.
My life matters.
I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.
It's time to go to bed.
Patience is a virtue
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I want you to marry me.
I'm going to need a fork.
Take this with you.
I want you to be uncomplaining.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
We're special.
You should pay the bill.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Your nose has turned purple.
This is a fine ship
He was unconscious when I found him.
Let's watch the game
You could never need me.
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Be better!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
I want that goose out of my life!
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Eating is good for the soul.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
It's giving me an error message.
Someone's coming this way.
I'll sit on it.
You broke it.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm the worst programmer on this planet
I feel resentful.
I love fall in Brazil.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Open sesame.
It was your fault that the train was late.
I want you to stop looking at me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
We've only got one bullet.
You are so mean to me.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I want you to be terrible.
I see you smiling.
Good morning!
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I've reported it to the press.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I'm going to need a crook.
Leave it until morning.
Can I make an effort?
This looks interesting.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I want to tell you about the diet Coke.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Darling, it's delicious.
Sound the alarm!
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
Did you fart last night?
You're really something!
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're no good.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Get ready to die.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I never felt so alone.
Peace is like a mountain...
Take the drink and die.
Please, remain silent.
I knew you could open it.
I could never need you.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I feel annoyed.
We should think about this.
How dare you look at me!
I want that turtle out of my car!
I have a secret.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
You know it.
You are not my conscience.
I want you to be uncharitable.
This looks edible.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
You are dominating.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I can offer you a sandwich.
You burned it on purpose.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
A girl needs her grandmother.
You are my inspiration.
I'm going to need a blacksmith.
Someone's in here.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Be safe!
No one can ever know that you killed him.
How much luck do you have?
This is the right time to be alone.
I can't find my cracker anywhere.
Leave it alone.
You're a ghost.
Give me the shovel.
You are an idiot.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I want you to inspire me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
We're going to need a spoon.
Open your heart.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I'm the best florist who ever lived.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the President.
I want that horse out of my house!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I could never love you.
I am going to Easter.
I heard laughter coming from the cell.
I see you are thinking.
You're going to need a pawnbroker.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You are so kind to me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I love spring in China.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You angel!
We need to make better decisions.
You never listen.
We've only got one life.
Time is like a lake...
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
It has to work
Good luck!
Who left a Heineken in the library?
I want to tell you about the mermaid.
Someone's having a bad day.
We're going to need a hammer.
I can't find my pony anywhere.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Plug it in here.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I'm the greatest sniper on this planet
I bet you know why I'm going.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I feel foolish.
I can offer you a job.
Take the piano and die.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Please, stop smoking.
You're going down!
I want you to betray me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that whale out of my car!
I'll watch.
You're weird.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Let's dance
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
How much courage do you have?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
We're going to need a saw.
Don't get too close.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
We're going to need an entrepreneur.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want to tell you about the barn.
You can have it.
It's going to be okay
Give me the knife.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Open it here.
I'm the only customs officer on this planet
I have money.
You never call me.
You want me.
I want you to be indecisive.
I never wanted to die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I feel sure.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
I can offer you a hot dog.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I love summer in Ireland.
I'll get it.
Dying is like making a cake...
I want you to kiss me.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
When the bell rings, hide.
This is a stick up.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I'm trying to open it.
You should make peace with your father.
Throw me the bike.
This room is bugged.
I want that fly out of my room!
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
This looks wrong.
Open the window.
I need to tell you about the attic.
I'm the greatest editor on this planet
You are my favourite.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Give it here.
Did you get lucky last night?
I want you to be crude.
I will always hate you.
We're going to need a shovel.
You're going to pay!
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Let's play
You are festive.
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
It's not yours.
Am I coming with you, or not?
It's giving me grief.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
You should think about this.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to read to me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have 20-20 vision.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
We're going to need an ambassador.
I love summer in India.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
My love, it's alive.
I can't find my daiquiri anywhere.
Take the drink and go.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs her own room.
We're insignificant.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm the only servant who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
No one can ever know that you can fly.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Take this with water.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Winners don't quit
Hey, watch me leave.
I will always need you.
Your pride is like an autumn day...
I heard weeping coming from the chapel.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You will always hate me.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
It's your fault that the cat died.
I'm a ghost.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I feel cynical.
When the door opens, start singing.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Having a child is like turning on a lamp...
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I need to tell you about the dragon.
You are not my mother.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You lost it.
I am going to Christmas.
Show me the screwdriver.
I can offer you a burger.
Dammit, who left a coffee in the attic?
Your face has turned spotted.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Please, wait here.
We need to order pizza.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yak herder.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
This looks peculiar.
I volunteer to eat it!
My love, it's so shiny.
Get ready to dance.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
I see you know what to do.
I love winter in France.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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