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Did you enjoy yourself at work?

What will you do, now that you've come home?

This is a fine ship

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I see you are thinking.

Don't just stand there.

This room is haunted.

I'm special.

Patience is a virtue

I'm going to need a chief of police.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You should protect your father.

You monster!

You never listen.

It's giving me an error message.

Crime is like a party...

It's your fault that the cat died.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

We need to go.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want to tell you about Friday.

My life is a mystery.

A boy needs his father.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

Sorry, I have to take this.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We've only got one life.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

It's not appropriate.

I knew you could live like this.

We're the same person.

I'm the best pickpocket who ever lived.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I love winter in Japan.

Your face has turned red.

I feel scared.

Take the piano and leave.

Delivery!

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You found it.

Get ready to run.

I have the time.

Be yourself!

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

You are a genius.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

I want that crocodile out of my house!

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

Who left a merlot in the basement?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I have 20-20 vision.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

I've reported it to the press.

Sound the alarm!

You're a ghost.

You are my love.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You could never fascinate me.

You're going to need a wrench.

I can offer you a good price.

You never smile.

I'm magnificent.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

You're amazing!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

This looks great.

Let's play

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to cook for me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want to tell you about the ale.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I can't find my Dr. Pepper anywhere.

A boy needs discipline.

You are sorrowful.

You should disown your father.

My life is over.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I love autumn in Canada.

I feel weird.

How much money do you have?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I need you.

You are not my favourite.

I know where you were.

You're going to need a pianist.

This room is bugged.

Good morning!

It's not yours.

Leave it here.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is a stick up.

Be better!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to be fanciful.

I never killed anyone.

You're a god.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

This is crazy

Can I make it through?

Show me the saw.

I'll get ready.

Take this with water.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Take the money and go.

Who left a doll in the bathroom?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.

You fascinate me.

A girl needs her friends.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

Get ready to dance.

I am going to the party.

I see you know what to do.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I can offer you a job.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to betray me.

I have the scroll.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that you survived.

Buying a house is like opening a gate...

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I'm the worst cartoonist on this planet

I want you to stop laughing at me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I have money.

Let's get it

I am serene.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You never have time for me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Hey, watch me dance.

It's giving me hope.

You should ask your mother.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

This is the right time to be here.

I never felt so alone.

Who left a kite in the barn?

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

I love fall in Hong Kong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

You should think about this.

I can offer you a fishcake.

You can have it.

You are so nice to me.

I heard a voice coming from the guest room.

I love you.

I feel heartbroken.

You are my son.

You burned it on purpose.

Stop, in the name of the law.

No one can ever know the truth.

You despise me.

I want that dinosaur out of my life!

It was your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Open sesame.

This is a fine mess

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I'm going to need a fork.

I want you to stop loving me.

You are a liar.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I want you to clean up after me.

Throw me the icecream.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Can I make a robot?

Whoop-whoop.

You are not my son.

I want you to be indecisive.

I know what to do.

Please, come closer.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

We're going to need a lot of glue.

We're gods.

Why do you love me, so much?

Your ears have turned purple.

Give it here.

I see you for who you are.

I'm a god.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I'm no good.

I am going to Christmas.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I've reported it to mother.

You should write to your father.

Many hands make light work.

I feel afraid.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Take this and pray.

It's not tight enough.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Hey, watch me leave.

I have faith.

This looks interesting.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

I want that owl out of my room!

You want it.

Today is the day

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

We need to order pizza.

I never really lived.

My life is cursed.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop tricking me.

When the door opens, start crying.

You never take me seriously.

Who left a giraffe in the stable?

Give me the ukulele.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to kiss me.

Please, don't eat that.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Can I make a kite?

He was unconscious when I found him.

Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...

I can't find my chipmunk anywhere.

This is a day to remember

Let's eat

We're going to need a lot of food.

I volunteer to go!

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

A girl needs money.

You angel!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I am going to the grand opening.

Open your heart.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You should go to the police.

We've only got one chance.

It's time to make lunch.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Darling, it's so juicy.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

This room is shrinking.

We're going to need a hammer.

I feel like crying.

You are my favourite.

I love winter in Switzerland.

Good night!

This looks nice.

Take this for luck.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

All's well that ends well

An army marches on its stomach.

Laughing is good for the soul.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

You won't find it.

Someone's coming this way.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I could never love you.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Your lips have turned brown.

I never could make up my mind.

You're really something!

I'm the worst hunter who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I'll help.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

No one can ever know that I was here.

Did you eat last night?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to be miserly.

It's not open.

I've reported it to Interpol.

It's time to brush your teeth.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Can I make a show?

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I see you came prepared.

We are cute.

Good luck!

I heard weeping coming from the office.

I'm going to need a courier.

Let's go

You crashed the car on purpose.

You never stop to think.

I want that goose out of my room!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

How dare you look at me!

Hand me the knife.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

They know it was me

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are a thief.

You're magnificent.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I love spring in China.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I have to tell you about the icecream.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I'm the only shop assistant who ever lived.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

Who left a banana in the stable?

I'm going to need a lot of water.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

It's not safe.

You should listen to your father.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I want you to be uneasy.

You should vote.

I want you to marry me.

Can I make sense?

You could never want me.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I have powers.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I know who you are.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's time to go.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Failure is like a camera...

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Did you fart today?

You're crazy!

You know it.

I want that rat out of my room!

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

We are pretentious.

I'm trying to understand.

This looks peculiar.

Please, listen to me.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I hate you.

No one will ever know

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I'll sit on it.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

We're weird.

I'm a ghost.

My love, it's so juicy.

I want you to be unfriendly.

The age of miracles is past.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a shovel.

Your nose has turned black.

It's your fault that the train was late.

We need to make out.

You should listen to your mother.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Am I dead, or not?

Open the bottle.

I volunteer as tribute!

I heard a howl coming from the library.

I want you to help me.

Take the money and die.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You will always need me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

We're going to need a spy.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I love spring in India.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

It was my fault that the dog died.

Someone's having a bad day.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Please, stop crying.

Throw me the spatula.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

Can I make a puppet?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I'll keep guard.

I want that pony out of my car!

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I'm the worst herald on this planet

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Maybe no one will notice

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

Open the curtains.

This is the right time to be happy.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I have the need, the need for speed.

I can offer you a 7-up.

Your imagination is like a forest...

You're going to need a knife.

Darling, it's delicious.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You're going to need a politician.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I never wanted this.

I feel skeptical.

Open it here.

I want you to listen to me.

Hand me the hammer.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

It was my fault that the plane was late.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.

Be careful!

We are neurotic.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

I'm the greatest zookeeper on this planet

This looks bad.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I have the poem.

Who left a dolphin in the bathroom?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Someone's listening.

We need to break up.

I love winter in Ireland.

We've only got one option.

You're going to need a shop assistant.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Darling, it's alive.

I will always despise you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I feel lost.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We're insignificant.

I want you to be exciting.

You should ask your father.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I want that tortoise out of my house!

Leave it until morning.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

This room is unstable.

You are a hero.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

A girl needs her father.

I'll open it.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I see you have done this before.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

Put it here.

Don't wait to be asked.

Becoming rich is like making toast...

I'm going to need an accountant.

Be safe!

I'm trying to help.

You're going to pay!

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I want you to be tough.

How dare you laugh at me!

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

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