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When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
Be yourself!
Someone's coming this way.
Did you fart this morning?
You should pay the bill.
Your cheeks have turned black.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Please, stop laughing.
I see you smiling.
We're ghosts.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You never sing anymore.
I can offer you a job.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
I'll help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
If you're done, we'll get started.
This is a fine ship
I need to tell you about the the windmill.
I never really lived.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I volunteer to eat it!
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm a ghost.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want you to be easily discouraged.
Hey, watch me move.
We need to eat.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
The first thing to consider is safety.
A girl needs money.
Who left an elephant in the garage?
Your face has turned yellow.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Can I make the team?
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
My life means nothing.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I've reported it to the press.
Delivery!
Good morning!
I feel tenacious.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
I know the future.
We're going to need a wrench.
You should call your father.
You're going to need a courier.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I want you to stop me.
Let's watch the game
Open the door.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
This room is unstable.
I will always despise you.
Be careful!
No one suspects a thing
You are so kind to me.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
When the party starts, start singing.
Plug it in here.
Falling in love is like doing renovations...
You never listen.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I see you let yourself in.
I have the need, the need for speed.
We're special.
Why do you hate me, so much?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
No pain, no gain.
Leave it here.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
How dare you look at me!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Give me the screwdriver.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
We've only got one hope.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I heard a voice coming from the control room.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
My life matters.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Motivation is like an autumn day...
You could never hate me.
You need it.
My love, it's dead.
You burned it on purpose.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Can I make friends?
Stop, in the name of love.
It's time to pack your bags.
Let's eat
You're never going to get away with this!
I have 20-20 vision.
I could never want you.
We're going to need a clockmaker.
I'm going to need a saw.
We need to stop.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I want you to be despicable.
Take the piano and go.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to help me.
This is a day to remember
I'm going to need a lot of money.
We should vote.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I never felt so alone.
You're insignificant.
I know what happened.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
This looks interesting.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Who left a ball in the library?
Please, wait here.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
You are an artist.
I volunteer myself!
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I love summer in England.
You monster!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You will always fascinate me.
I have the poem.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I'm the best coach who ever lived.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm trying to help.
You never smile.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a sandwich.
Dating is like making a salad...
My life is cursed.
A boy needs boundaries.
You are my daughter.
I'll get ready.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I never gave up hope.
Good grief!
I should hide.
Can I make fudge?
Dancing is good for the soul.
You are not my son.
I feel ignorant.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want you to stop blaming me.
I can offer you a good price.
We're alone in the universe.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Let's watch TV!
I have a secret.
You should protect your father.
My love, it's so shiny.
When I was little, I wanted to be a candlemaker.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to be cooperative.
I want you to look at me.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
I love autumn in Japan.
No one can ever know what we did.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
This room is haunted.
Who left a slice of pizza in the dining room?
Why do you love me, so much?
It's time to go to bed.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Leave it alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You found it.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Please, look at me.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I am going to the grand opening.
You are a thief.
Hand me the hammer.
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
Get ready to dance.
I'm a god.
You never stop to think.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I hate you.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We're gods.
You're going to need an undertaker.
I volunteer to go!
Your lips have turned orange.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Attack is the best form of defence.
It's now or never
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I want that panda out of my room!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You angel!
We're cursed.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I can offer you a chardonnay.
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You're under arrest!
Open sesame.
I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me leave.
Sound the alarm!
It's not working.
Someone's in here.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It's giving me grief.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pawnbroker.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We've only got one of these.
I'm the only writer who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's time to make lunch.
I'll watch.
I never killed anyone.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
I need to tell you about the sculptor.
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You can't have it.
I see you know what to do.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
We're the same person.
You are a genius.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Did you fart just now?
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Winners don't quit
I feel happy.
I want you to love me.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are my favourite.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Ha-cha-cha.
You want me.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
My life is over.
Who left a pickle in the kitchen?
I want you to stop tricking me.
This looks familiar.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
We need to make out.
You're going to need an entrepreneur.
Please, don't take that.
Take this with you.
It's not right.
You're going to pay!
I have the scroll.
We're no good.
I can offer you a burger.
I'm the only surgeon on this planet
Get ready, or get out.
I'm trying to open it.
You should call your mother.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I have money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Someone's locked the door.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
You are a handsome devil.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You are resentful.
We're going to need a shovel.
A boy needs a job.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
My love, it's delicious.
Hand me the doll.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to be well-rounded.
We've only got one chance.
Can I make believe?
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I feel heartbroken.
You are my love.
I've reported it to mother.
Your eyes have turned white.
No one can ever know that I like you
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
Don't just stand there.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm the only shaman who ever lived.
Time to shine
Leave it to the professionals.
I have the letter.
I want you to stop following me.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
We're lucky.
I see you for who you are.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
You love me.
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
I can offer you a celery stick.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Who left a teddy bear in the lounge room?
Get ready for this.
A girl needs her grandmother.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You made me cry on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I never loved you.
We're going to need a fortune-teller.
Open the bottle.
I'll listen.
You lost it.
Let's play
This is a fine mess
You should make peace with your father.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
You are panicked.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
I love spring in Spain.
It's time to go.
I'm the greatest guitarist on this planet
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I am going to Christmas.
We've only got one bullet.
Throw me the bike.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You are an inspiration.
Good night!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I want you to listen to me.
This is the right time to be here.
I'm magnificent.
I knew you could make up your mind.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Someone's having a bad day.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want that monkey out of my house!
I have the time.
Who left a can opener in the office?
Be better!
It's giving me an error message.
Leave it outside.
I can offer you a water.
They know it was me
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Dying is like opening a window...
Let's dance
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your father, not now.
It's not ready.
I want you to be alert.
Open your heart.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
A girl needs confidence.
You never have time for me.
I never hurt anybody.
I'm going to need a florist.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Take this for luck.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Get ready to laugh.
Your eyes have turned brown.
You're a god.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You devil!
I will always love you.
Hey, watch me dance.
You won't find it.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
This room is bugged.
I'm the best nurse on this planet
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I know where you were.
I can't find my bird anywhere.
I have powers.
Be safe!
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Luck is like a lake...
I love fall in Brazil.
Slow and steady wins the race.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
We are quaking.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Maybe no one will notice
Can I make up?
I want you to document my trip to China.
You will always love me.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You're going to need a clown.
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Throw it here.
This looks great.
Your lips have turned spotted.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Please, stop smoking.
You know it.
I know math.
I feel keen.
You should start a business.
I want that snake out of my room!
Who left a tortoise in the bedroom?
I need to tell you about the short black.
You should listen to your mother.
I see you every day.
I want you to be smiling.
I could never love you.
Give me the chair.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
A girl needs her mother.
You are so mean to me.
I have the gun.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I am going to the party.
You're coming with me!
You can do this
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I have time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I heard a creaking sound coming from the sauna.
Your lips have turned purple.
It's not easy.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
Don't wait to be asked.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a plumber.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I am slow.
You never take me seriously.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...
I can offer you a bagel.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Did you fart last night?
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I'm the best senator who ever lived.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
A boy needs confidence.
I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.
This looks nice.
Who left a Fanta in the corridor?
Get ready to die.
I see you have done this before.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Take the drink and die.
No one will ever know
Can I make chilli?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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