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Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
Take the piano and leave.
Let's dance
You monster!
It's time to pack your bags.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you to love me.
I want you to be hurt.
You're a ghost.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Good luck!
You will always love me.
You're under arrest!
We're the same person.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Get ready to dance.
Someone's having a bad day.
This is the right time to be happy.
Sound the alarm!
We're cursed.
Leave it alone.
I want that hippopotamus out of my room!
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
How much time do you have?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Be careful!
Take this and pray.
Hand me the doll.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I never hurt anybody.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You dropped it.
I've reported it to the President.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Am I under arrest, or not?
I am going to the party.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You should listen to your father.
Dare to dream
I volunteer to eat it!
I have the gun.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
This is a stick up.
Your nose has turned green.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
A boy needs his friends.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I knew you could open it.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to betray me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Someone's listening.
How dare you look at me!
The truth will out.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I could never want you.
We're ghosts.
Can I make the bed?
I see you for who you are.
It's not the right size.
This looks interesting.
Let's eat
I can offer you a Powerade.
I want you to be dynamic.
We need to fight.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Dancing is good for the soul.
I'm the worst dentist who ever lived.
My life means nothing.
Be better!
You are a hero.
Please, give up while you can.
It's time to go.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
Leave it outside.
When the party starts, start crying.
You could never fascinate me.
Drop it here.
You know it.
Take this for luck.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You broke the vase on purpose.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
You are my everything.
I have the letter.
We are humble.
I am going to the grand opening.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Did you get lucky just now?
I know where you were.
Anger is like a beach...
You're weird.
Hey, watch me move.
A boy needs money.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I'll keep guard.
Take the drink and go.
Show no mercy
I feel desperate.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to help me.
I could never despise you.
We need to play.
I'm the best secretary who ever lived.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You never call me.
We're gods.
We're going to need a knife.
Dammit, who left a lobster in the garage?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to mother.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Don't get too close.
I have needs.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Throw me the sandwich.
This room is haunted.
I have the will.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is a fine mess
You're a god.
My love, it's dead.
I want that bunny out of my room!
I want you to stop lying to me.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Please, don't move.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Dying is like writing a memo...
I want you to be original.
This looks nice.
We're lucky.
You will always fascinate me.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
We are absentminded.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sailor.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I am going to the wedding.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Someone's watching us.
Take this with water.
I want you to clean up after me.
I love spring in Japan.
Your pride is like a camera...
It was your fault that we ran out of bread.
I heard weeping coming from the control room.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I'll help.
You are so good to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I can offer you a job.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You're really something!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Your nose has turned red.
A boy needs his father.
You angel!
I know what to do.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Plug it in here.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I knew you could fix it.
Hey, watch me leave.
Can I make it through?
I feel thankful.
My life is over.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
It's going to be okay
You will always despise me.
Show me the chair.
You're no good.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
My love, it's so juicy.
I volunteer as tribute!
This is a day to remember
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You are my mother.
Good morning!
Open the curtains.
How dare you laugh at me!
Who left a banana in the dungeon?
I want you.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Get ready to laugh.
It's not alive.
I'm the best herbalist who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This looks peculiar.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I want that bunny out of my life!
You should find your father.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Your ego is like a piano...
I want you to be scornful.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
It's time to brush your teeth.
I never wanted this.
I see you came prepared.
I'm going to need a hammer.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
A girl needs discipline.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Did you get lucky at work?
You never take me seriously.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
You're amazing!
Don't ask any questions.
I'll get ready.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Who left an ale in the bathroom?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This room is shrinking.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Throw me the ball.
I heard a voice coming from the library.
I despise you.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
It's now or never
I want you to stop blaming me.
We're magnificent.
This is a fine ship
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You won't find it.
Delivery!
Why do you tease me, so much?
This looks odd.
It's time to go to bed.
Please, lie down.
You are not my daughter.
I'm a ghost.
I have lost the will to live.
I want that dinosaur out of my house!
It's giving me grief.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You are my inspiration.
Can I make a cake?
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
I'm the only scout on this planet
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You never have time for me.
Knitting is good for the soul.
My life matters.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
We should think about this.
We've only got one bullet.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You're going to pay!
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Leave it here.
I see you have done this before.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
It's not open.
You should ask your father.
Let's watch the game
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Good night!
You found it.
I need to tell you about Easter.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Take the money and leave.
I knew you could live like this.
Hey, watch me smile.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You deserve this
I have the need, the need for speed.
Okay, who left a spoon in the cell?
Your lips have turned grey.
I heard laughter coming from the studio.
I love fall in Germany.
It's giving me an error message.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
When I was little, I wanted to be a fortune-teller.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Imagination is like a book...
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Take this with you.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You never sing anymore.
Please, don't touch that.
How much influence do you have?
I want you to read to me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Be safe!
You should vote.
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
My life is cursed.
It's not safe.
I see you let yourself in.
Your face has turned brown.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Let's get it
I'm going to need a geologist.
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
We need to stop.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We're no good.
I volunteer myself!
I need to tell you about Sunday.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
Can I make money?
I feel silly.
I have the poem.
Take the piano and die.
I want you to be optimistic.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
Leave it to the professionals.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I'm the worst physician on this planet
Good grief!
Stop, in the name of the law.
You made me cry on purpose.
You are a poet.
You should ask your mother.
We are neglectful.
I want you to kiss me.
Get ready for this.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
This looks edible.
I love autumn in Ireland.
I want you to stop loving me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Crime is like a picnic in the park...
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I have powers.
I never loved you.
You should ask for more money.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Ha-cha-cha.
I can offer you a water.
This is the worst time to be alone.
We're going to need a gardener.
You're coming with me!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Please, tell me.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Darling, it's so juicy.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
You are my favourite.
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
Did you fart at work?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Gardening is good for the soul.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
You could never want me.
I want that seagull out of my car!
Running for office is like opening a letter...
It was my fault that Dad fell down the hole.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
This looks suspicious.
I feel humiliated.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I'm trying to care.
Anger is like a camera...
When the door opens, hide.
I'm insignificant.
I am high-spirited.
You are a liar.
I knew you could see it through.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
I'm the only oracle who ever lived.
I can offer you an egg nog.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
We need to open it.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I'm going to need a pilot.
This room is bugged.
Please, stop smoking.
I want you to kill me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You are so mean to me.
It's not working.
All's well that ends well
I love summer in Brazil.
I want you to be foolish.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
You're going to need a knife.
I want to tell you about the Fanta.
I feel dejected.
Your nose has turned pink.
I am intolerant.
Give it here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Can I make a sound?
I have 20-20 vision.
I know math.
Your pride is like a mountain...
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I want that lamb out of my house!
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.
My love, it's alive.
I could never love you.
You're cursed.
Please, listen to me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Did you eat last night?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
You should make peace with your father.
We need to make out.
You are a godsend.
When I was little, I wanted to be an impersonator.
Let's drink
I need to tell you about the chocolate milk.
No one can ever know that I like you
I'm trying to open it.
It was your fault that the dog died.
This is the right time to be angry.
I love fall in Australia.
It's giving me a headache.
Get ready to die.
Hand me the teddy bear.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Don't just stand there.
We've only got one hope.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Why do you hate me, so much?
Your nose has turned orange.
You're going to need a can opener.
I want you to be satisfied.
Who left a celery stick in the chapel?
A girl needs love.
I'm the worst optometrist who ever lived.
I never could make up my mind.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You're going to need a tailor.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
I have the knife.
I want to tell you about Monday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a swimmer.
This looks bad.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I will always want you.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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