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I want you to stop lying to me.
I'm weird.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
We need to stay.
I'm going to need a private detective.
I know the future.
Your tongue has turned purple.
It's not appropriate.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I'm the best comedian who ever lived.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I see you have done this before.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Someone's watching us.
We're the same person.
I can offer you a celery stick.
My life is cursed.
Stop, in the name of love.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This room is haunted.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This looks edible.
Open the window.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I want you to clean up after me.
You should ask your mother.
I volunteer to go!
You dropped it.
I will always love you.
Who left a knife in the sauna?
Just try not to cry
Give me the guitar.
When the door opens, start crying.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can offer you a job.
I want that chipmunk out of my car!
This is the perfect time to be angry.
You are an inspiration.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Delivery!
Your eyes have turned brown.
Let's go
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You are not my daughter.
My love, it's alive.
This is a fine mess
I need to tell you about the barn.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Good grief!
No one can ever know the truth.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
It's giving me grief.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You're going to need a meteorologist.
I am irritable.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make up a story?
You're never going to get away with this!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I see you know what to do.
You are so kind to me.
Be safe!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
We're gods.
You are my love.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You monster!
I know who you are.
You're a ghost.
A girl needs her friends.
You never stop to think.
I'm trying to help.
I want you to be objective.
Who left a shovel in the bathroom?
I've reported it to the President.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
I want you to look at me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
This looks great.
I never hurt anybody.
Get ready to die.
You found it.
Why do you love me, so much?
We're magnificent.
Take this and pray.
I'll watch.
I could never need you.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You should find your mother.
You're going to need a gladiator.
Take the drink and leave.
You will always fascinate me.
I am small-thinking.
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
When the lights go out, hide.
Your face has turned white.
I am going to the grand opening.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
It was my fault that Mum fell down the hole.
Someone's locked the door.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I'm the greatest messenger who ever lived.
Please, don't eat that.
My life is a mystery.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
How dare you look at me!
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
Dammit, who left a spoon in the dungeon?
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
We need to make out.
It's not heavy.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Leave it alone.
I want that horse out of my room!
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I feel hurt.
I love spring in Australia.
Don't ask any questions.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're a god.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
No one can ever know that I was here.
I have to tell you about the architect.
Can I make the world better?
We're going to need a translator.
You should listen to your mother.
We're alone in the universe.
I can't find my pig anywhere.
I have money.
Hey, watch me move.
Be careful!
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You never take me seriously.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I knew you could see it through.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You're coming with me!
You are a godsend.
I have to tell you about Easter.
A boy needs his own room.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
My life matters.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
You will always love me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I should think about this.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I never wanted to die.
Who left a swan in the bathroom?
You angel!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I want you to be unpatriotic.
I love autumn in Japan.
You are not my mother.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I need to tell you about the Budweiser.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Learning is like lighting a fire...
You are impulsive.
Give it here.
I volunteer as tribute!
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I want that kangaroo out of my life!
If you don't want it, put it back.
Someone's in here.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You are my everything.
Please, stop shouting.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
We need to open it.
I have to tell you about Friday.
Sound the alarm!
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Good night!
Did you eat this morning?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Darling, it's beautiful.
Can I make a yurt?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I have powers.
I want you to marry me.
You're going down!
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Whoop-whoop.
You devil!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
This is a stick up.
They know it was me
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Who left a dog in the outhouse?
You burned it on purpose.
Open the door.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
You are a handsome devil.
Take this with you.
I love spring in Spain.
You are my reason for living.
A boy needs boundaries.
You are confidential.
Hand me the pickle.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mathematician.
We're insignificant.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I have the letter.
It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.
Get ready to laugh.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want that fly out of my car!
Fears are like chocolate...
Plug it in here.
Stop, in the name of the law.
This room is unstable.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
We need to order pizza.
You are so mean to me.
I have 20-20 vision.
I've reported it to the press.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You should ask for more money.
Good morning!
Darling, it's alive.
I feel ashamed.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Did you fart just now?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
You despise me.
We're ghosts.
Let's dance
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I could never despise you.
You never listen.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
This looks familiar.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
When the party starts, start crying.
Hey, watch me smile.
Please, don't take that.
We've only got one life.
I love fall in India.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Dammit, who left a frog in the library?
I am going to Christmas.
I want you to be scornful.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You're amazing!
Ha-cha-cha.
I'm the best sniper on this planet
I can offer you a licorice twist.
Running for office is like opening a letter...
I want that moose out of my car!
This is a fine ship
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I volunteer myself!
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
How dare you smile at me!
Take the piano and die.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I want to tell you about the security guard.
We should quit.
No one can ever know how we did it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I see you are thinking.
My life means nothing.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a stonecutter.
I have the card.
You never sing anymore.
Hey, watch me dance.
Your face has turned grey.
I am going to Easter.
Can I make a contribution?
Good luck!
I have time.
We are guileless.
A boy needs his father.
I'll keep guard.
I want you to betray me.
I bet you know why I'm here.
East, west, home's best.
This looks suspicious.
I love spring in Germany.
I feel hesitant.
I want to tell you about the beekeeper.
You lost it.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Get ready, or get out.
Please, sit down.
Let's drink
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You could never hate me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's time to make lunch.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I see you smiling.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Your eyes have turned spotted.
I'm a ghost.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Hand me the skateboard.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We need to go.
I want that cat out of my car!
Don't just stand there.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the closet.
I want you to be festive.
You are so good to me.
I want you to kiss me.
I can offer you a Guinness.
You're under arrest!
This looks odd.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Can I make it right?
It was your fault that the party was ruined.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
Take the money and leave.
I know what to do.
I'm the greatest zookeeper on this planet
I'll get it.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I am going to the wedding.
You are an artist.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
You are patriotic.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
It's not yours.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a hunter.
I'm going to need a wrench.
We've only got one option.
This room is shrinking.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Show me the kebab.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I can offer you a Powerade.
Let's eat
You could never want me.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is a day to remember
I love summer in India.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
A girl needs her own room.
My life is over.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I feel invisible.
Who left an ukulele in the guest room?
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Can I make art?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm a god.
I have the knife.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
We need to help each other.
I never listened.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I want you to listen to me.
I'll wait here.
You should call your mother.
I knew you could fix it.
Leave it until morning.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I am idealistic.
I know more than you realise.
I need to tell you about the cell.
I'm the worst oracle who ever lived.
I'm alone in the universe.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
We should pay the bill.
Give me the doll.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Get ready for this.
I want that moose out of my house!
This is the right time to be afraid.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
A girl needs her space.
I'm trying to forgive you.
There is honour among thieves.
It's time to pack your bags.
We're going to need a surgeon.
Let's watch TV!
It's giving me hope.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Who left a crow in the dungeon?
Did you eat yesterday?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't fool around.
I heard weeping coming from the office.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I love spring in Japan.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I have the time.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Throw it here.
Leave it outside.
This looks bad.
I feel proud.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
We should start a business.
I'm the greatest busker on this planet
You won't find it.
Give me the kite.
You never do what I want.
I need to tell you about the tattooist.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
You fascinate me.
Let's watch the game
A boy needs love.
You're going to need a shovel.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I never loved you.
Can I make time?
Reading is good for the soul.
I'm going to need a coach.
Please, give up while you can.
I can offer you a cracker.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Who left a strawberry milkshake in the library?
We've only got one chance.
Take the piano and go.
I'm magnificent.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It was your fault that the cat died.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Show me the umbrella.
This looks wrong.
You are not my father.
Happiness is like a mountain...
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
I want that camel out of my house!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You are a thief.
I never wanted this.
You want me.
Can I make friends?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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