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You will always hate me.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

You are a godsend.

You are not my conscience.

I want that camel out of my house!

I'm going to need a hammer.

My love, it's beautiful.

I have needs.

Get ready to laugh.

You're never going to get away with this!

How dare you look at me!

This is the right time to be angry.

Delivery!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

My life matters.

I love summer in Switzerland.

Please, stop smoking.

Take this with water.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I want you to inspire me.

You are so good to me.

You never do what I want.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Show me the ball.

You lost it.

No one will ever know

Take the piano and go.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Did you fart today?

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I'm magnificent.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We're ghosts.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I'm a ghost.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Good night!

I love you.

Let's watch the game

Open sesame.

Time is like a beach...

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You're going to need a musician.

This looks wrong.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I want you to stop smelling me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Alright, who left a dog in the bedroom?

This room is bugged.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's not for sale.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

We've only got one life.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I heard weeping coming from the sauna.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I'm the greatest barista who ever lived.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to kill me.

I have the card.

I want you to be exciting.

You are so kind to me.

It's giving me a headache.

I feel dramatic.

My life is over.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Be yourself!

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Someone's listening.

I have lost the will to live.

Why do you tease me, so much?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Can I make the bed?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I am energetic.

I volunteer as tribute!

Hand me the banana.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

You are a poet.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

You can have it.

I should ask for more money.

You could never want me.

I never wanted to die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to die.

I want you.

We need to fight.

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

How much time do you have?

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Please, be careful.

You never take me seriously.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Don't fool around.

Hey, watch me move.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

I'm crazy.

Let's eat

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Your nose has turned pink.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I'll keep guard.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I love summer in France.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Take this and pray.

I want you to be preoccupied.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I heard a sound coming from the stable.

This room is unstable.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm here.

Someone's coming this way.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You're going to pay!

Can I make a deal?

We've only got one bullet.

A boy needs discipline.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sheepshearer.

You are not my favourite.

I can offer you a job.

You are my teacher.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I've reported it to the press.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I knew you could turn things around.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I volunteer myself!

I have money.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want that hippopotamus out of my room!

I never could make up my mind.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I see you for who you are.

Getting married is like doing the dishes...

Alright, who left a rum and coke in the lounge room?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You made me cry on purpose.

Power is like an ocean...

I want you to look at me.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You should ask your father.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I'm going to need a shovel.

We need to break up.

I know the future.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You despise me.

It's time to go to bed.

You're going to need a sailor.

This looks peculiar.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Let's watch TV!

We're the same person.

Please, come closer.

This is a fine mess

I have the will.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Don't just stand there.

Your nose has turned spotted.

You are my sunshine.

Throw me the muffin.

You never say what you're thinking.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

She was unconscious when I found her.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Leave it to the professionals.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I want you to stop blaming me.

Dying is like tidying your room...

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

You're a ghost.

It's not heavy.

I want that wolf out of my life!

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Make love not war.

You monster!

Take this for luck.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I never hurt anybody.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Can I make money?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

I want you to be sporting.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I'm no good.

Get ready to run.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I volunteer to go!

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I am disloyal.

I'm the worst DJ who ever lived.

I want you to love me.

My love, it's alive.

You're really something!

When the bell rings, start crying.

Please, stand.

I'll get it.

Am I dead, or not?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm going to need an archer.

I just want a tea. What's wrong with that?

We should go to the police.

How dare you laugh at me!

Why do you love me, so much?

You are not my father.

I feel tough.

Open it here.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

This looks great.

Sound the alarm!

Be safe!

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Leave it until morning.

I have to tell you about the whiskey.

Did you eat while I was away?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

I'm a god.

This is a stick up.

I have the letter.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

It's not in.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I want you to be shaky.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

You are so mean to me.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Whatever happens, don't panic

I am going to Easter.

Dammit, who left a wrench in the kitchen?

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

You are my reason for living.

You should hide.

I can offer you a 7-up.

It's time to go.

I'm going to need a swimmer.

I will always hate you.

Good luck!

Throw me the licorice twist.

Take the money and go.

Someone's in here.

I want you to stop me.

Waste not, want not.

I am vulnerable.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I knew you could fix it.

Darling, it's beautiful.

When the party starts, hide.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I never felt so alone.

I want you to stop following me.

Leave it here.

It's giving me grief.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

You should ask your mother.

I want that wolf out of my house!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Be careful!

I know who you are.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

Can I make it happen?

I have to tell you about Monday.

This is a fine ship

You're a god.

I want you to be miserable.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Who left a can opener in the basement?

I can offer you a muffin.

I have the poem.

Open the curtains.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

Did you eat at work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I want you to marry me.

I never listened.

Reading is good for the soul.

We're special.

Fear is like an ocean...

I knew you could live like this.

I see you let yourself in.

I am going to the wedding.

How much money do you have?

Ha-cha-cha.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

A boy needs his father.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

We're going to need a herald.

I feel ridiculous.

You should find your father.

You will always love me.

Life is what you make it.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

We should think about this.

We are suspicious.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I know what to do.

Your nose has turned green.

Darling, it's delicious.

I've reported it to mother.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Throw it here.

You are a liar.

Take the drink and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I'm the worst hypnotist who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Did you eat yesterday?

You're crazy!

It's giving me hope.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Who left a piña colada in the waiting room?

I love winter in Antarctica.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I am going to Christmas.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I'll listen.

This is the perfect time to be here.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

My life means nothing.

It's not working.

You could never despise me.

When the door opens, remain calm.

You should call your father.

I can offer you a kebab.

I know math.

This looks interesting.

I want you to read to me.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I need you.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I feel at ease.

Running for office is like doing the shopping...

We should start a business.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I'm lucky.

This room is haunted.

You are an inspiration.

Let's go

Open the door.

You are my everything.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You never sing anymore.

I'm trying to understand.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I never loved you.

Winners don't quit

I need to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

I love spring in Germany.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Get ready, or get out.

Good grief!

You're going to need a bricklayer.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Dammit, who left a doll in the classroom?

You hate me.

Can I make breakfast?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Someone's locked the door.

I'll open it.

You're going to need a lot of food.

It's not dead.

We need to make better decisions.

When the door opens, start singing.

You want it.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

We've only got one option.

This is the right time to be happy.

I can offer you a good price.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You angel!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Hand me the ball.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to kiss me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

This looks edible.

I want that octopus out of my room!

Take the money and die.

I have powers.

You are my son.

You are victimized.

I'm the best thief on this planet

It was your fault that the show was ruined.

Let's dance

Your ears have turned white.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

We should quit.

We're gods.

Put it here.

A girl needs confidence.

Hey, watch me leave.

Your tongue has turned black.

I feel outrageous.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I want you to be lonely.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You're magnificent.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

You should make peace with your mother.

I heard a voice coming from the barn.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pawnbroker.

My life is cursed.

You will always want me.

Please, sit down.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You devil!

Can I make dessert?

I'm trying to win.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I need to tell you about the Hell.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'll help.

I want that duck out of my room!

When the party starts, start crying.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

I want you to stop loving me.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I'm the greatest boatbuilder who ever lived.

There's safety in numbers.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

We're going to need a sniper.

You never smile.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You're special.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

It's giving me an error message.

I am unprincipled.

Be better!

I've reported it to the President.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Your nose has turned red.

I could never despise you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

We need to open it.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Please, don't drink that.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

This is crazy

Leave it outside.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want that kitten out of my life!

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