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I have to tell you about Christmas.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I'm a ghost.
I know math.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
We're the same person.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
No one will ever know
I'm the greatest webmaster on this planet
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Get ready, or get out.
My love, it's so shiny.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Take this and pray.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
We've only got one hope.
My life is a mystery.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Someone's listening.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
Sound the alarm!
I will always hate you.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is a fine mess
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's not right.
I see you have done this before.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a wrench.
I am ready.
Delivery!
I want to tell you about the bonecarver.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I feel assertive.
I'm going to need a banker.
Hey, watch me move.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You're crazy!
Did you fart last night?
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I want that shark out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Take the drink and go.
Ha-cha-cha.
You are so nice to me.
Your face has turned green.
Death is like a mountain...
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Good grief!
Don't fool around.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I've reported it to the President.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Darling, it's so shiny.
How dare you look at me!
You crashed the car on purpose.
I have powers.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Leave it until morning.
Just try not to cry
My life is over.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I'll open it.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I volunteer to go!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
We're lucky.
I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.
I'm a god.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Let's watch TV!
I have to tell you about the party.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
It's giving me grief.
I want you to be devoted.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
You're going to need a ventriloquist.
We should quit.
You found it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Who left a raccoon in the library?
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You're going to need a knife.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Drop it here.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
Did you eat yesterday?
I want you to hold me.
You are a liar.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I am going to Easter.
It's time to pack your bags.
You angel!
I want you to stop smelling me.
I never felt so alone.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Good night!
Can I make the world better?
Throw me the fishcake.
Don't wait to be asked.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
A girl needs discipline.
I'll wait here.
I can offer you a Guinness.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
You burned it on purpose.
You're going to pay!
Open sesame.
Be better!
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
I see you are thinking.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You never smile.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
Take the drink and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
We are keen.
Please, don't take that.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I love spring in France.
I want you to be neurotic.
I'm the greatest explorer on this planet
Why do you love me, so much?
Someone's in here.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You're a god.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We need to stay.
I want you to look at me.
You are my teacher.
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
Dammit, who left a banana in the office?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
He was unconscious when I found him.
A girl needs her own room.
Can I make a difference?
Let's watch the game
Get ready to laugh.
Reading is all I can manage now.
You fascinate me.
You are an idiot.
You're going to need a spoon.
Open it here.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Your tongue has turned pink.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
This looks suspicious.
You are so good to me.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I am going to the party.
I have the scroll.
I see you smiling.
You never have time for me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take the drink and die.
You broke the vase on purpose.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Take this with you.
This room is haunted.
It's giving me an error message.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
No one can ever know the truth.
I feel fortunate.
I'm going to need a marine.
I want that kitten out of my room!
I can offer you a chicken wing.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Don't get too close.
We're ghosts.
I'm magnificent.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
We need to close it.
I can offer you a job.
When I was little, I wanted to be a record producer.
Can I make magic?
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You devil!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
We are self-critical.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Leave it alone.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have the poem.
You can't have it.
Open the window.
You are a thief.
Your eyes have turned black.
Who left a cocktail in the cell?
I want you to stop lying to me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You will always fascinate me.
Show me the guitar.
I should think about this.
How dare you smile at me!
You're a ghost.
This looks wrong.
Please, stop shouting.
I have to tell you about the apple.
I never loved you.
Getting married is like writing a to do list...
I want that bee out of my house!
I know the future.
You never sing anymore.
I have money.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You're going to need a saw.
I can't find my chai anywhere.
It was my fault that the train was late.
It's giving me hope.
I'm the greatest boatbuilder who ever lived.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I feel angry.
Put it here.
Good morning!
We need to break up.
Take the piano and leave.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I want you to be big-thinking.
I'll listen.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
You're really something!
I am dismayed.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Be yourself!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
You should protect your mother.
I see you let yourself in.
No one can ever know that I was here.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I love winter in Switzerland.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Open the bottle.
I despise you.
If you don't want it, put it back.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I'm going to need a locksmith.
Throw me the banana.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I have the gun.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I know more than you realise.
Don't just stand there.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I have faith.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Variety is the spice of life.
Can I make it easier?
A girl needs her friends.
This looks bad.
It's almost over
I can't find my rabbit anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
This is a fine ship
It was my fault that the wedding was ruined.
You're lucky.
Your nose has turned spotted.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
You know it.
This is the right time to be happy.
I knew you could survive.
I want you to stop loving me.
You should call your mother.
I want you to kiss me.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Please, stop smoking.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You could never hate me.
Who left a fishcake in the kitchen?
I want that lizard out of my life!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I volunteer myself!
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
My life matters.
I've reported it to the press.
Let's eat
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You are my son.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I feel ready.
Give me the spoon.
Whoop-whoop.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Your ears have turned red.
I see you came prepared.
We need to make better decisions.
It's giving me a headache.
We should pay the bill.
This room is unstable.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I love spring in America.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
This is a day to remember
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
Your face has turned stripey.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I heard a voice coming from the laundry.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're under arrest!
Leave it outside.
It's not dead.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Who left an icecream in the dining room?
I want you to betray me.
Pleasure is like a camera...
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
We're going to need a clown.
I can offer you a lemonade.
We're alone in the universe.
You won't find it.
I knew you could open it.
Darling, it's beautiful.
My life means nothing.
I am brutal.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I volunteer to eat it!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Today is the day
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
You hate me.
We're going to need a knife.
You should pay the bill.
We've only got one option.
You never stop to think.
I want that penguin out of my life!
Take this for luck.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I love spring in Japan.
I feel cheerful.
I'm the worst record producer who ever lived.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Open your heart.
My life is cursed.
You're alone in the universe.
I know what to do.
I love you.
You are deceptive.
Your face has turned pink.
Man does not live by bread alone.
We're gods.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I can offer you a carrot.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
Let's get it
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
This is the worst time to be here.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
This looks interesting.
Who left a pickle in the laundry?
Leave it here.
I am going to the wedding.
Take the money and leave.
It's time to make lunch.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want you to inspire me.
This room is shrinking.
You should write to your mother.
We're going to need a crook.
I can offer you a good price.
We should start a business.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I have the letter.
I'm the best swimmer who ever lived.
I want you to be discontented.
Get ready to dance.
Can I make mistakes?
Just be yourself
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Please, stop crying.
I want that cow out of my house!
You are so mean to me.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's not going to fit.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Darling, it's alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Hand me the doll.
I need to tell you about the slice of pizza.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
You despise me.
I'll sit on it.
Did you eat today?
Luck is like a piano...
How dare you laugh at me!
I will always need you.
I want you to stop tickling me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
I want you to help me.
I'm special.
You are my father.
I can offer you a banana.
I feel tough.
I never could make up my mind.
It's time to go to bed.
We need to help each other.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
Someone's coming this way.
Be careful!
We are quiet.
A boy needs confidence.
Who left a whiskey in the living room?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want that beaver out of my room!
I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
You're going down!
You're going to need an archaeologist.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I want you to be private.
They know it was me
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
We've only got one life.
When the lights go out, start crying.
You are a godsend.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Your ears have turned stripey.
You should ask for more money.
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm trying to help.
I feel passionate.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I love fall in India.
I want you to document my trip to France.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Can I make love?
Please, don't drink that.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
I want that fish out of my life!
Show me the bike.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I have the card.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are not my daughter.
Dammit, who left a skateboard in the dining room?
You are so kind to me.
We are ambitious.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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