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I feel playful.
I volunteer myself!
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are so good to me.
We're ghosts.
This looks suspicious.
We're going to need a reporter.
How dare you smile at me!
I've reported it to the police.
Please, don't take that.
We are artificial.
You're going to need a saw.
Take this with you.
You know it.
Don't get too close.
Who left a lizard in the lobby?
I can't find my octopus anywhere.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
Throw it here.
I never hurt anybody.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I want you to stop lying to me.
You're special.
I'm trying to care.
Open the door.
It's your fault that the train was late.
You're a ghost.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Stop, in the name of the law.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
It's giving me hope.
I see you know what to do.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
You hate me.
I'll get ready.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I know who you are.
We've only got one of these.
Hey, watch me dance.
I want that horse out of my car!
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I'm the worst interrogator who ever lived.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Be yourself!
I bet you know why I'm here.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is safety.
I have a secret.
Someone's in here.
You should write to your mother.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Why do you tease me, so much?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Can I make it worse?
It's time to brush your teeth.
I love winter in Antarctica.
I feel cross.
You are an inspiration.
You never sing anymore.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take the drink and go.
We're gods.
We're going to need an explorer.
I want you to hold me.
I want to tell you about the corridor.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Sorry, I have to take this.
There's no place like home.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are so kind to me.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We need to unite.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I volunteer to eat it!
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
You're lucky.
She was unconscious when I found her.
How dare you laugh at me!
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Did you eat today?
Sound the alarm!
I've reported it to the press.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
We've only got one option.
This room is haunted.
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Throw me the bike.
Good luck!
I can't find my giraffe anywhere.
I want that chimpanzee out of my life!
Leave it here.
I want you to stop following me.
You are a hero.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You should write to your father.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I will always hate you.
I know what to do.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop crying.
I have the card.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You lost it.
Delivery!
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Who left a smoothie in the basement?
I'll watch.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I have money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
We are loving.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I need to tell you about the Budweiser.
Someone's coming this way.
I love spring in Ireland.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I feel assertive.
You monster!
You're going to need a can opener.
Drop it here.
This looks great.
Be careful!
You could never despise me.
I have to tell you about the party.
You are so mean to me.
I can offer you an apple.
It's not alive.
You're going down!
Take this for luck.
I want you to be eloquent.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Can I make friends?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
My life is cursed.
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I should think about this.
I want you to betray me.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I'm a god.
Ha-cha-cha.
I have the gun.
Running for office is like making a cake...
Why do you love me, so much?
Throw me the wrench.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I have lost the will to live.
Please, tell me.
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
It's time to go.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.
You should ask your mother.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This is a day to remember
I'm the greatest sailor on this planet
I could never want you.
You're crazy.
Alright, who left a banana in the corridor?
Take the piano and leave.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want that donkey out of my life!
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Leave it outside.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Be better!
We need to fight.
We've only got one bullet.
I bet you know why I'm going.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're really something!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Let's go
You are so nice to me.
Can I make a kite?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to be obedient.
I feel destructive.
We are hesitant.
You are my love.
Did you get lucky last night?
I want you to listen to me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You never have time for me.
You are the best person I have ever met.
You're going to need a spoon.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I'm the best conductor who ever lived.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You won't find it.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You will always want me.
You should make peace with your father.
I'll open it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
We're going to need a lot of glue.
My life is a mystery.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
This looks interesting.
We're going to need a secretary.
Who left a hot dog in the attic?
I love spring in Australia.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I'm weird.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
Give me the guitar.
I know the future.
I'm trying to understand.
Get ready for this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
You burned it on purpose.
I want that monkey out of my house!
They know it was me
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
I want to tell you about the spring-roll.
I should quit.
I will always love you.
Don't just stand there.
I never killed anyone.
We need to make better decisions.
I've reported it to mother.
You're going to need a shovel.
I can offer you a fishcake.
It's time to go to bed.
It's not working.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Good grief!
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I see you smiling.
Take the piano and go.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
A boy needs his own room.
Open the bottle.
I love winter in Brazil.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'm the best meteorologist on this planet
Who left a tortoise in the kitchen?
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I can offer you a job.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
Dying is like turning on a radio...
You can't have it.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
You're a god.
I need you.
Please, stop smoking.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
I want you to love me.
I'll help.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Winners don't quit
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
Throw me the ball.
I want you to be dignified.
I have powers.
I can offer you a banana.
Open it here.
You angel!
This is a fine ship
You never take me seriously.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Hey, watch me move.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I heard a sound coming from the guest room.
I never listened.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Your cheeks have turned blue.
It's giving me grief.
Who left a fork in the barn?
We've only got one hope.
I love summer in France.
I'm lucky.
You should start a business.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
We need to help each other.
Did you get lucky today?
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a butler.
I have the scroll.
I'm the only explorer who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be a courier.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Can I make amends?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
We're the same person.
Get ready to run.
This room is bugged.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Darling, it's delicious.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Open the window.
You are an idiot.
Let's drink
You're going to need a lot of help.
I want you to read to me.
You are not my favourite.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I heard a voice coming from the stable.
It's not dead.
Fear is like a guitar...
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I want you to be flamboyant.
I have faith.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're amazing!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I should hide.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
How dare you look at me!
You should ask your father.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Take this and pray.
You need me.
You are my favourite.
You made me cry on purpose.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I see you every day.
We've only got one chance.
I'll sit on it.
Good morning!
You dropped it.
Be safe!
We need to close it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Who left a saw in the cell?
You devil!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
No one can ever know that I like you
Take the money and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Please, remain silent.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You are a thief.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want you to marry me.
We're going to need a ditch digger.
I want that panda out of my life!
Can I make finger puppets?
I feel clear-headed.
I am going to the funeral.
You are not my mother.
I will always despise you.
When the bell rings, hide.
Let's watch TV!
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
It's not right.
A girl needs her father.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
We're going to need a spoon.
I'm crazy.
I want you to be decadent.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I can offer you a beer.
I've reported it to the President.
I'm a ghost.
You're going to need a lot of money.
It's almost over
I want to tell you about the wine.
You're coming with me!
Your cheeks have turned grey.
You should find your father.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
This is a stick up.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
When I was little, I wanted to be a fishmonger.
It was your fault that the movie sucked.
My life means nothing.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
I'm the greatest architect on this planet
I have 20-20 vision.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to cook for me.
Good night!
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You are not my type.
You are power-hungry.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It's not heavy.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
We should pay the bill.
This is the right time to be alone.
Can I make love?
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I never loved you.
You can do this
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
We're insignificant.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I feel comfortable.
You could never love me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
My life is over.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Get ready to laugh.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Please, look at me.
Take the piano and die.
Your ears have turned spotted.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I'll keep guard.
You never do what I want.
We need to make out.
Plug it in here.
You should disown your mother.
I want you to be inspired.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I love you.
Pride is like a picnic at the beach...
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
I want you to help me.
I love winter in Australia.
We're going to need a saw.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I have time.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
We're magnificent.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I'm the greatest ditch digger on this planet
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Dammit, who left a gin and tonic in the office?
I never wanted this.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to document my trip to England.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I knew you could open it.
You are daring.
I want that lizard out of my life!
I want to tell you about the burglar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I can offer you a cocktail.
You are not my daughter.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
My love, it's alive.
I see you are thinking.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
Please, give me that.
It's time to make lunch.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
This looks odd.
Having a child is like opening a letter...
Don't ask any questions.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You will always love me.
I could never need you.
I can offer you a good price.
It's better to give than to receive.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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