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I have time.
It's not the right size.
We're cursed.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Take the piano and go.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to betray me.
Good luck!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
Your face has turned spotted.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
Eating is all I can manage now.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Why do you love me, so much?
I volunteer myself!
Alright, who left a beer in the cell?
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to stop looking at me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You burned it on purpose.
This room is unstable.
A boy needs his space.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Don't wait to be asked.
You're going to need a firefighter.
I'll get it.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
He was unconscious when I found him.
This looks edible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You are my only hope.
Hey, watch me dance.
I need to tell you about the bagel.
You are so mean to me.
You should write to your mother.
Open the window.
I am going to Easter.
Get ready to dance.
Hand me the bike.
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Give it here.
We are inconsiderate.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I knew you could open it.
You never listen.
My love, it's dead.
I want that deer out of my car!
I feel dejected.
You are a genius.
This is a day to remember
Take this with water.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We're ghosts.
You're a god.
Let's watch TV!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to inspire me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Your cheeks have turned green.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Why do you hate me, so much?
I know where you were.
Whoop-whoop.
We need to fight.
Be yourself!
My life is over.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
It's not working.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to stop tickling me.
It's giving me an error message.
Good night!
You can't have it.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You despise me.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are my father.
Please, give me that.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Hey, watch me move.
Open the door.
I love summer in India.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
This looks bad.
Take the money and go.
Let's dance
You are so good to me.
I feel ticklish.
You made me cry on purpose.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
You're a ghost.
Get ready to laugh.
You're special.
You are criminal.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
Your tongue has turned red.
I want you to be alarmed.
It's time to brush your teeth.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am going to the funeral.
You're crazy!
I heard laughter coming from the library.
Take this for luck.
You are a handsome devil.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want that puppy out of my house!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
I just want a rum and coke. What's wrong with that?
I need you.
I can offer you a lemonade.
I see you know what to do.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
You're going to need a butcher.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
This is the worst time to be angry.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I have to tell you about the diet Coke.
Darling, it's alive.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You monster!
When the door opens, start crying.
Give me the bread-stick.
I love winter in America.
Open the curtains.
You broke it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Someone's listening.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want you to stop loving me.
Sound the alarm!
Did you fart at work?
We're the same person.
I want to tell you about the party.
Ha-cha-cha.
You should vote.
You could never need me.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I'm trying to care.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I never felt so alone.
I've reported it to the President.
Happiness is like a bar of soap...
I feel secretive.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Who left a cider in the office?
I can offer you a good price.
I'm the worst paleontologist who ever lived.
I'm a god.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
I want you to clean up after me.
You're going to need a hammer.
This room is bugged.
You are my everything.
Can I make the world better?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
How dare you smile at me!
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Leave it here.
You're going to pay!
We're going to need an electrician.
Good grief!
I have the scroll.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
My love, it's so expensive.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I heard laughter coming from the pantry.
I have to tell you about the control room.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Throw me the kebab.
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I want that alligator out of my house!
I want you to be detestable.
You can't make bricks without straw.
You're alone in the universe.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Delivery!
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I never hurt anybody.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You devil!
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Your lips have turned pink.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I love spring in France.
Dare to dream
My life means nothing.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Put it here.
Take the piano and leave.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You're under arrest!
We need to open it.
This is a fine ship
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I volunteer as tribute!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to love me.
This room is shrinking.
I feel destructive.
Your face has turned white.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are not my son.
We're gods.
I'll open it.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You will always hate me.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I hate you.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Be better!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
We're going to need a fork.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You should disown your father.
Open the bottle.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
You are my sunshine.
You are a hero.
How dare you look at me!
Good morning!
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Time to shine
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I have needs.
I want that monkey out of my car!
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You never smile.
You're magnificent.
I am grand.
We're going to need a playwright.
You're coming with me!
No one can ever know that I like you
Leave it outside.
Please, stop doing that.
It's giving me hope.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Okay, who left a Fanta in the garage?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I love fall in Japan.
You want it.
I'm the best journalist on this planet
I want you to be reactionary.
My life is cursed.
Death is like a summer's day...
I feel eager.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Open sesame.
When I was little, I wanted to be a computer programmer.
Throw me the spatula.
I want you to cook for me.
I want to tell you about the sphinx.
This is a fine mess
It's not ready.
Hey, watch me leave.
We need to make out.
You are an idiot.
I should think about this.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I never really lived.
Someone's having a bad day.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You should find your mother.
You could never love me.
Can I make a plan?
Take the drink and die.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'm going to need a saw.
We're going to need a herbalist.
Get ready to run.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
It's time to go.
This looks great.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Don't fool around.
Please, tell me.
I heard a howl coming from the barn.
Who left a screwdriver in the basement?
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
A girl needs a job.
I see you let yourself in.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I'm going to need a lot of water.
You're never going to get away with this!
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I volunteer to go!
I want you to be steadfast.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Failure is like a canvas...
I'll wait here.
I never could make up my mind.
You can have it.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want that alligator out of my car!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Hand me the fishcake.
Don't just stand there.
This is a stick up.
I love winter in China.
We need to make a plan.
It's not tight enough.
You're going to need a wrench.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Get ready for this.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You never take me seriously.
We're special.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be responsive.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Who left a giraffe in the attic?
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are so nice to me.
You're going down!
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Be careful!
We've only got one bullet.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
Your tongue has turned purple.
I'm trying to forgive you.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Grief is like a camera...
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want that fox out of my room!
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Reading is all I can manage now.
Take this with you.
Dating is like changing your underwear...
I have the need, the need for speed.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Plug it in here.
You should ask for more money.
You are my inspiration.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
No one will ever know
I knew you could live like this.
I'll listen.
Leave it to the professionals.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You fascinate me.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Don't get too close.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I want you to stop me.
I'm going to need an actor.
Please, don't drink that.
Someone's in here.
We're going to need a saw.
It's giving me grief.
I could never despise you.
You are not my type.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to be free and easy.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This room is haunted.
I want you to stop smelling me.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have to tell you about the vampire.
I feel disappointed.
Who left a mojito in the cell?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Get ready, or get out.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I am organized.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
I have the knife.
I need to tell you about Monday.
When the party starts, start crying.
I'm the worst psychiatrist on this planet
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Leave it alone.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pickpocket.
I can't find my panda anywhere.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
We're alone in the universe.
You could never despise me.
We're going to need a security guard.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
You are not my conscience.
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
I should ask for more money.
Please, stop laughing.
I can offer you a latte.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Let's drink
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I want that porcupine out of my room!
Alright, who left a spring-roll in the barn?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I'm a ghost.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs discipline.
Can I make sandwiches?
You never call me.
You are an artist.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are so kind to me.
I want you to stop believing in me.
This looks odd.
I've reported it to mother.
It's time to pack your bags.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I'm trying to leave.
I feel odd.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want you to be grand.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
You will always despise me.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
I never wanted to die.
Life is like a beautiful melody...
I could never want you.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Just be yourself
I see you are thinking.
I know more than you realise.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I'm the greatest butcher on this planet
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We've only got one life.
Let's get it
Who left a merlot in the cell?
We need to unite.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Someone's watching us.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to listen to me.
A boy needs confidence.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
This is the worst time to be here.
My life matters.
I love spring in England.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
You are not my daughter.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want that dog out of my house!
Take the money and leave.
This looks familiar.
Can I make laughter?
I'm going to need a composer.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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