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No one can ever know the truth.
I need to tell you about Friday.
I have the poem.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Open sesame.
I love summer in America.
Your eyes have turned pink.
I have money.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Darling, it's delicious.
Your face has turned blue.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You devil!
How dare you laugh at me!
Dreams are like spaghetti...
You're a god.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I feel annoyed.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Compassion is like a bar of soap...
You should ask your mother.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Find some proof that I fooled you.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to hold me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I am going to the funeral.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Leave it here.
We are obedient.
Why do you love me, so much?
Who left a spoon in the dining room?
You are an artist.
Take the drink and leave.
This room is bugged.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You are not my favourite.
You made me cry on purpose.
It's your fault that the cat died.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Hand me the ball.
Let's play
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You never take me seriously.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is a stick up.
Can I make a yurt?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Be better!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
This looks peculiar.
I feel competitive.
I have to tell you about the the moon.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Did you get lucky at work?
You're amazing!
I want you to be calculating.
I know what happened.
You're going to need a mercenary.
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm a god.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Sound the alarm!
You hate me.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can offer you a banana.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the control room.
We need to play.
I want you to stop lying to me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Who left an ukulele in the bathroom?
I see you know what to do.
We are venomous.
I volunteer to eat it!
We should vote.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Hey, watch me move.
Your ears have turned pink.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Good grief!
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
You angel!
You're going to need a wrench.
I want that duck out of my car!
Take the money and go.
You should find your father.
I have time.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to cook for me.
We've only got one hope.
This room is unstable.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
It's not safe.
It was my fault that the label came off.
You are so kind to me.
It's giving me hope.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
Can I make the bed?
Take this for luck.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I heard a sound coming from the classroom.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
My life is a mystery.
I feel devious.
You need it.
I want you to be erratic.
This looks great.
I'm the greatest court jester who ever lived.
I want you to stop tickling me.
We're going to need an entrepreneur.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Please, don't take that.
I have the knife.
I love fall in America.
You're insignificant.
Take the money and die.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We're the same person.
Romance is like a river...
You should protect your mother.
I volunteer as tribute!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I never wanted to die.
I am going to the grand opening.
You're under arrest!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Good luck!
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
Reading is good for the soul.
I see you let yourself in.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
A boy needs love.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'm trying to care.
Hand me the doll.
You will always love me.
Plug it in here.
My love, it's so expensive.
Get ready, or get out.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I have needs.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I want you to document my trip to France.
You should pay the bill.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are a handsome devil.
I know where you were.
This is a fine mess
Did you eat today?
Hey, watch me smile.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It's time to go.
I could never need you.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
We're alone in the universe.
Who left a knife in the closet?
I can offer you a 7-up.
This looks suspicious.
We've only got one life.
I feel ridiculous.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Don't wait to be asked.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I'm going to need a surgeon.
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I want you to stop tricking me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Take the drink and die.
Time flies.
It's not the right size.
You're really something!
Can I make lunch?
Open the window.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Someone's locked the door.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are so mean to me.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
This is a fine ship
Eating is good for the soul.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Did you eat yesterday?
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
Your eyes have turned red.
No one can ever know what we did.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You never listen.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Get ready for this.
You could never need me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one will ever know
Give me the chair.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I can't find my duck anywhere.
You are a liar.
I have the will.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
A girl needs a job.
I want you to inspire me.
My love, it's so shiny.
I could never love you.
Let's eat
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
We're weird.
I never listened.
I am crafty.
You are my sunshine.
I feel tense.
I'm going to need a trapper.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Someone's coming this way.
This looks odd.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
Please, be careful.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Can I make a pact?
No one can ever know that you can dance.
My life means nothing.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Who left a saw in the walk-in freezer?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Open the door.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
It's giving me a headache.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Take this and pray.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
I'm the greatest construction worker on this planet
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You want it.
I'm trying to forgive you.
We need to make out.
I can offer you a Heineken.
I am going to Easter.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are not my father.
I'll watch.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I'm a ghost.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I despise you.
This is a day to remember
No one can ever know that I am alive.
We're going to need a tailor.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
It's not for sale.
A girl needs boundaries.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You are my father.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I am courteous.
You're crazy.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I want you to kill me.
You are a twit.
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
Get ready to dance.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I love spring in China.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to be high-spirited.
I never killed anyone.
I feel secretive.
You're going to pay!
Who left a goldfish in the cloakroom?
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
Fears are like marshmallows...
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
I'll get it.
I volunteer myself!
Justice is like an ocean...
Did you eat this morning?
Leave it until morning.
Give it here.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Delivery!
I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You should call your father.
We need to order pizza.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
I have the time.
Throw me the bike.
Today is the day
We're gods.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Please, stop crying.
It's not yours.
Take the piano and go.
Be careful!
My life matters.
I'm trying to help.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Good night!
You are not my type.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I feel surprised.
You should go to the police.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
Someone's in here.
Get ready to run.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
It's giving me grief.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I am going to the party.
I love summer in Japan.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Leave it outside.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
A boy needs his own room.
Handsome is as handsome does.
It's not alive.
How dare you smile at me!
Don't fool around.
You are so good to me.
I can't find my dingo anywhere.
I have faith.
I want that yak out of my life!
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
You are sorrowful.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Your face has turned grey.
Did you get lucky just now?
We've only got one chance.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I feel elated.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Please, stand.
I never gave up hope.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'll listen.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm the only comedian who ever lived.
I knew you could turn things around.
I'm special.
Someone's listening.
I need you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I've reported it to the President.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
It's time to make lunch.
I have the letter.
Am I dead, or not?
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I want you to be crying.
Hey, watch me leave.
I see you for who you are.
You are my son.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
When the bell rings, start crying.
You never sing anymore.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
We need to unite.
This is the right time to be amused.
I'm going to need a reporter.
I know what to do.
I can offer you a good price.
Oil and water don't mix.
I love spring in France.
You will always fascinate me.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
It's not easy.
You are a thief.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fortune-teller.
Running for office is like opening a door...
I want you to document my trip to England.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I'm trying to believe you.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
My love, it's dead.
Throw me the bread-stick.
Don't get too close.
I want you to stop loving me.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You broke it.
Someone's having a bad day.
You're lucky.
My life is over.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Can I make the team?
I heard weeping coming from the closet.
You deserve this
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I never really lived.
I want you to be upset.
I have the gun.
Let's go
I'm the best clown who ever lived.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You are the best person I have ever met.
We are extravagant.
We should think about this.
I have to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
I see you came prepared.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
Strike while the iron is hot.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I want that shark out of my room!
I can offer you a muffin.
When the party starts, hide.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
You should protect your father.
We're going to need a spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I love winter in India.
This looks bad.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I feel resentful.
You are not my son.
I know more than you realise.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
A girl needs money.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I'm trying to leave.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
It's time to pack your bags.
Okay, who left a saw in the dungeon?
You are my everything.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I am going to Christmas.
I have the scroll.
You never call me.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my lobster anywhere.
I'm going to need a jailer.
I'll sit on it.
You are festive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Love is like a forest...
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
No one can ever know that I like you
I'm the only entrepreneur on this planet
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
I'm crazy.
Get ready to laugh.
Throw me the celery stick.
I want you to be distracted.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I love fall in England.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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