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Leave it here.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
My love, it's delicious.
You will always despise me.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm trying to help.
I am educated.
This is a fine mess
You're never going to get away with this!
Someone's watching us.
I have a secret.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I am going to the funeral.
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
Good grief!
You angel!
I never could make up my mind.
You're a ghost.
Be better!
Sound the alarm!
I can't find my bed anywhere.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Get ready to run.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks interesting.
You made me cry on purpose.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You're lucky.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
It's not safe.
Hey, watch me move.
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want that bee out of my car!
Did you fart while I was away?
A girl needs her grandmother.
You are so mean to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I love fall in China.
We need to open it.
She was unconscious when I found her.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I've reported it to the President.
We should ask for more money.
My life means nothing.
Let's watch the game
I want you to marry me.
Please, give me that.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I see you know what to do.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Give it here.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Take the drink and leave.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
It's time to go to bed.
I want you to be principled.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
No one can ever know what we did.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm the only publisher who ever lived.
Darling, it's dead.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'll keep guard.
You never smile.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I can offer you a job.
Take this with you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I know more than you realise.
We are driven.
I have lost the will to live.
You want it.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I could never want you.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Did you eat this morning?
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
Hey, watch me smile.
I never really lived.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Be careful!
You devil!
You love me.
Winners don't quit
Leave it to the professionals.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
It was your fault that the show was cancelled.
Give me the licorice twist.
Plug it in here.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You are so kind to me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You're crazy!
Please, make yourself comfortable.
My life is a mystery.
It's not the right size.
Don't just stand there.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Delivery!
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
We're alone in the universe.
Who left a wine in the garage?
I'll listen.
It's time to pack your bags.
Your lips have turned yellow.
We are sharing.
I want you to inspire me.
Open the door.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I'm going to need a librarian.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Get ready to die.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.
You are a poet.
This is a day to remember
I have the will.
Be yourself!
Just be yourself
Take the money and die.
Did you fart today?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You should write to your mother.
We're going to need a spoon.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
You're going to need a lot of wood.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I see you let yourself in.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
Someone's locked the door.
This looks suspicious.
Who left a muffin in the kitchen?
Good morning!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You're weird.
I am going to the grand opening.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
A boy needs his own room.
Running for office is like applying for a job...
It's not appropriate.
I never wanted this.
Please, don't take that.
We've only got one option.
You're really something!
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You should think about this.
I want that kitten out of my room!
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
We need to break up.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
I'm the only firefighter who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fisher.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are my son.
Drop it here.
I'm a god.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You never sing anymore.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
We're going to need a lot of money.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to be surprising.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
Who left a kite in the laundry?
Bravery is like a camera...
Your cheeks have turned blue.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You burned it on purpose.
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
It's giving me a headache.
I volunteer as tribute!
I am going to the party.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are a hero.
I want you to kiss me.
You will always hate me.
Get ready for this.
I have powers.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
It's not ready.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
This room is bugged.
I feel funky.
You are not my conscience.
Put it here.
This looks familiar.
Hey, watch me dance.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You should make peace with your mother.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I know what to do.
I have the scroll.
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
I want that owl out of my house!
Take this with water.
You're going to need a guard.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm a ghost.
Did you get lucky just now?
Pride is like a spring day...
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
This is the right time to be alone.
I want you to be amazed.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Your nose has turned grey.
You should hide.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Can I make animal sounds?
It's time to make lunch.
It's giving me an error message.
You're going to need a shovel.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I have time.
I never listened.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Leave it alone.
I can offer you a 7-up.
I feel emotional.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You never stop to think.
Good night!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I know who you are.
I have to tell you about the candy-bar.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You could never despise me.
Open the bottle.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
Who left a rabbit in the bathroom?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't ask any questions.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
You should go to the police.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Can I make it work?
Your lips have turned stripey.
Someone's listening.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Take the piano and die.
I have the knife.
It's not working.
It's almost over
I can't find my donkey anywhere.
This room is unstable.
I'm going to need a can opener.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the right time to be here.
You're a god.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are a twit.
You are not my mother.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Please, don't move.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Let's eat
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I could never hate you.
I am enraged.
I'm the worst firefighter who ever lived.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Your face has turned red.
You're going down!
This looks bad.
Throw me the banana.
You broke it.
We're the same person.
Dare to dream
Good luck!
I want that fox out of my life!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Dying is like turning on a radio...
You never have time for me.
We're going to need a locksmith.
I can offer you a pineapple juice.
Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...
You will always want me.
You should call your mother.
You're going to need a hammer.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
You're no good.
You monster!
I'll watch.
Take the drink and go.
It's not in.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
We need to fight.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I heard laughter coming from the garage.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I have faith.
I will always love you.
When the door opens, start crying.
This room is shrinking.
Open it here.
My life is cursed.
This looks peculiar.
Open the curtains.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I should start a business.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
I am uncharitable.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's time to go.
A girl needs her friends.
I know what happened.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I'm the worst director on this planet
You can have it.
I'm going to need a garbage collector.
This is the right time to be angry.
Your nose has turned blue.
Did you get lucky today?
I volunteer to go!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Can I make sense?
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Stop, in the name of love.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I want you to stop following me.
You should protect your mother.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Who left an ukulele in the barn?
Let's play
Am I dead, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Wealth is like a bar of soap...
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
You are a genius.
We're going to need a fork.
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.
You want me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You're under arrest!
How dare you look at me!
I see you have done this before.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I can offer you a beer.
I love summer in Switzerland.
I'm the best cook who ever lived.
Take the piano and leave.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I want you to cook for me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It's not alive.
I feel generous.
Whoop-whoop.
This looks nice.
Why do you love me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I have money.
Who left a dolphin in the chapel?
I want that porcupine out of my life!
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Get ready to laugh.
I am amazed.
I am going to Easter.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
This room is haunted.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Be safe!
Throw me the croissant.
Can I make art?
Open sesame.
You're amazing!
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I've reported it to the press.
I want to tell you about the party.
You're going to need a lawyer.
You will always fascinate me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.
Your nose has turned white.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Pain is like a river...
I'll open it.
You're alone in the universe.
I'm the worst sheriff who ever lived.
Please, tell me.
Let's watch TV!
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I want you to read to me.
You are a handsome devil.
Your eyes have turned blue.
This is the worst time to be here.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
I want you to be irreverent.
I need to tell you about the carrot.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
We are certain.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You should ask your father.
I feel groovy.
I will always want you.
You lost it.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Hey, watch me leave.
I love autumn in Japan.
We're ghosts.
My life is over.
Your face has turned black.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Take this for luck.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
A girl needs money.
Who left a shovel in the bedroom?
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Practice what you preach.
You could never hate me.
Can I make a difference?
I want that raccoon out of my room!
Let's dance
No one will ever know
I see you every day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.
Reading is all I can manage now.
We're going to need a lot of food.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
Someone's having a bad day.
Take the drink and die.
I want you to kill me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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