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Open the curtains.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to be powerless.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
This is a fine mess
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I bet you know why I'm alone.
She was unconscious when I found her.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
When I was little, I wanted to be a model.
Someone's watching us.
I have money.
Wealth is like a picnic in the park...
You're a god.
Hand me the bread-stick.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I have the scroll.
You are my reason for living.
I'm the best rat catcher on this planet
If you don't want it, put it back.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're amazing!
Leave it until morning.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Please, listen to me.
Hey, watch me dance.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I'm trying to believe you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I feel extraordinary.
This room is unstable.
I want you to betray me.
We need to stop.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I've reported it to the press.
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Let's dance
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Take this with water.
It's time to go.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Don't just stand there.
You fascinate me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I never could make up my mind.
Get ready to run.
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You are determined.
It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Take the drink and die.
I'm going to need a knife.
You are not my daughter.
You found it.
I have lost the will to live.
When I was little, I wanted to be a magician.
You are an idiot.
I want you to be tidy.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
We should ask for more money.
Good luck!
I want that crab out of my room!
You angel!
I knew you could turn things around.
I want to tell you about the icecream.
I want you to stop tickling me.
This looks peculiar.
Be better!
When the door opens, make a run for it.
How dare you laugh at me!
You are so mean to me.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I feel proud.
We're the same person.
You're a ghost.
I see you smiling.
You're under arrest!
I know what to do.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
We're crazy.
Someone's having a bad day.
I am going to Christmas.
Hey, watch me move.
Open it here.
I have the will.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You never have time for me.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I need you.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Ha-cha-cha.
Just be yourself
A girl needs a job.
This is the right time to be amused.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'll watch.
I love winter in Switzerland.
We are trembling.
I can offer you a juice.
This is a fine ship
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's time to make lunch.
Can I make a difference?
I'm trying to save you.
Your cheeks have turned white.
You are my sunshine.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You will always despise me.
This looks odd.
I have time.
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
I never gave up hope.
I knew you could live like this.
Take this for luck.
I want you to cook for me.
Who left a spatula in the wardrobe?
You are a genius.
I feel outrageous.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I volunteer myself!
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You never listen.
This room is bugged.
You're going to need a can opener.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the conservatory.
We need to stay.
It was my fault that the train was late.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm no good.
I'm the only private detective on this planet
It's not alive.
We're going to need a receptionist.
I will always need you.
I know who you are.
You should ask your mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
My love, it's so juicy.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I love spring in Germany.
Good night!
You're going to need a lot of help.
God helps those who help themselves.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I'll be here, if you need me.
Patience is a virtue
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I've reported it to the police.
Be careful!
Get ready to die.
I want you to be well-rounded.
Please, come in.
Drop it here.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Life is like a camera...
I am dependent.
Open sesame.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You're crazy!
I volunteer as tribute!
I want that lamb out of my car!
I want you to stop following me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you a smoothie.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Whoop-whoop.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You should start a business.
Who left a fishcake in the barn?
Take this and pray.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You are a thief.
I have the knife.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Can I make the world better?
I know the future.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I have faith.
I'm the only sleuth who ever lived.
I want you to love me.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Leave it here.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Someone's listening.
It's not in.
We've only got one chance.
You burned it on purpose.
You never stop to think.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
You are so kind to me.
I could never love you.
We're going to need a dictator.
We need to make out.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
It's giving me grief.
I feel suspicious.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are my favourite.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You broke it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I'm cursed.
You could never need me.
Delivery!
Please, don't touch that.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to stop lying to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
You monster!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.
All's well that ends well
Get ready to dance.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
You should call your father.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Alright, who left a burger in the walk-in freezer?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Let's play
We're going to need a screwdriver.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to be authoritarian.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Your tongue has turned grey.
Give me the doll.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are so nice to me.
You should go to the police.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I never listened.
You need it.
My life is cursed.
A girl needs boundaries.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm the worst mercenary who ever lived.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Can I make trouble?
I'm trying to leave.
Your fears are like marshmallows...
We're ghosts.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
The first thing to consider is safety.
They know it was me
Did you fart while I was away?
Please, stay where you are.
You should protect your father.
You are a twit.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
We need to order pizza.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
Let's go
I just want a green tea. What's wrong with that?
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
I've reported it to the President.
I feel helpless.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I knew you could survive.
You are not my conscience.
I could never hate you.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Sound the alarm!
You broke the vase on purpose.
I can't find my car anywhere.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're going to need a can opener.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want that rabbit out of my car!
This room is shrinking.
Take this with you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.
I want you to read to me.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'll get it.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are so good to me.
Can I make it fun?
I love summer in China.
You're coming with me!
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I should hide.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Take the money and die.
It's not yours.
It's now or never
How dare you smile at me!
We need to go.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Don't fool around.
You're going to need a coach.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
It's time to pack your bags.
Did you eat today?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Please, don't eat that.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
You're going to need a fork.
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
You despise me.
This looks suspicious.
I have the gun.
We are shrewd.
I will always want you.
I never wanted to die.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to clean up after me.
Someone's locked the door.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I see you every day.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Take the piano and die.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I love winter in England.
Can I make the bed?
This is a day to remember
You dropped it.
My life is a mystery.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
Your eyes have turned purple.
I volunteer to go!
You're going to pay!
Who left a muffin in the pantry?
I have powers.
I want you to be blissful.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Let's watch TV!
We're going to need a wrench.
Get ready, or get out.
This is the right time to be here.
It's giving me an error message.
My love, it's delicious.
A girl needs her father.
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I will always love you.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Hey, watch me leave.
You should think about this.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
This is crazy
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I have the poem.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You could never love me.
I see you for who you are.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
You are my love.
You are a handsome devil.
Friendship is like a good book...
This looks great.
Throw it here.
I am going to the party.
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Who left a dolphin in the kitchen?
Am I under arrest, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You're crazy.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I heard laughter coming from the guest room.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I'm a ghost.
I can offer you a pineapple juice.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I love autumn in France.
I want that cat out of my car!
I want you to be smiling.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are frivolous.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Share and share alike.
I volunteer to eat it!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You should find your father.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Take the money and go.
I feel guilty.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
This is a stick up.
You never take me seriously.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
You will always hate me.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I've reported it to mother.
I can't find my lion anywhere.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Can I make out?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
Someone's in here.
Let's watch the game
I know where you were.
Who left a fork in the living room?
My love, it's so expensive.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
You are a liar.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I want you to help me.
Open the window.
I can offer you a lemonade.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I love summer in Canada.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You are not my type.
Plug it in here.
It was your fault that the label came off.
I'm trying to forgive you.
It's almost over
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I can't find my octopus anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
My life means nothing.
Please, stop laughing.
I am brave.
Take the drink and go.
I'll wait here.
I want that duck out of my car!
Good grief!
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have the time.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
I want you to marry me.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
You should listen to your father.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.
I need to tell you about the apple.
You are my only hope.
How dare you look at me!
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I feel tense.
You are a hero.
I'm going to need a playwright.
I want you to be attractive.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
We're going to need a lot of food.
Who left a dolphin in the cell?
Did you eat last night?
I love autumn in Spain.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
You never say what you're thinking.
You can have it.
Open the bottle.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to kiss me.
Am I dead, or not?
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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