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Your face has turned blue.

Please, stop shouting.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Can I make a difference?

Darling, it's alive.

You should disown your father.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

We need to make a plan.

You are not my mother.

How dare you laugh at me!

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is a stick up.

It's not yours.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

My life means nothing.

I'm the best technician who ever lived.

I want you to hold me.

Take the money and leave.

You can have it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You are a liar.

I'm a god.

Someone's in here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I love fall in Switzerland.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I am going to Easter.

You burned it on purpose.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Hey, watch me smile.

I'm special.

Show me the bread-stick.

I want you to be airy.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're gods.

You could never love me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

Throw it here.

I know math.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

I never hurt anybody.

Delivery!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Your lips have turned pink.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I need to tell you about the pantry.

I have money.

It's time to brush your teeth.

We should vote.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

This is the worst time to be amused.

You are so mean to me.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I knew you could live like this.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

A girl needs love.

I want that crocodile out of my life!

You never listen.

We're going to need a fashion designer.

I volunteer to go!

Open the door.

It's now or never

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to stop me.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Running for office is like writing a shopping list...

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I've reported it to the press.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're a god.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

Get ready to dance.

Can I make an igloo?

You are my mother.

This looks wrong.

Business before pleasure.

I'll get ready.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

You're cursed.

Why do you love me, so much?

Success is like a party...

Let's go

I can offer you a kebab.

Who left a pony in the kitchen?

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Be yourself!

We need to stop.

I'm the worst bishop on this planet

I love spring in Germany.

Cooking is good for the soul.

You're amazing!

Sound the alarm!

You are an inspiration.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Your tongue has turned red.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Am I dead, or not?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I have the will.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

It's time to pack your bags.

I'm going to need a hammer.

We're ghosts.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You devil!

It's not heavy.

Get ready to run.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't fool around.

We are disloyal.

Open your heart.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I have time.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

You're going to need a detective.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

I want you to marry me.

You can't have it.

I'm trying to understand.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Leave it outside.

I see you every day.

I can offer you a job.

If you don't want it, put it back.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Stop, in the name of love.

Let's drink

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Take the piano and go.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I love autumn in France.

Having a child is like taking a bath...

Don't upset your father, not now.

Drop it here.

I feel old.

I can't find my room anywhere.

We should think about this.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You're going to need a wrench.

You should write to your mother.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

We need to break up.

You're coming with me!

This looks suspicious.

I've reported it to mother.

I bet you know why I'm here.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

When the party starts, start crying.

I heard laughter coming from the conservatory.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

It's not going to fit.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I am captivating.

You're going to need a welder.

This is a fine mess

Don't just stand there.

I'm a ghost.

Whoop-whoop.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I want you to be inflamed.

You could never want me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Good grief!

How dare you smile at me!

Who left a bread-stick in the living room?

We're magnificent.

You are my favourite.

Show me the hammer.

This room is bugged.

I love spring in India.

I have 20-20 vision.

You never do what I want.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Can I make a plan?

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Get ready, or get out.

Someone's locked the door.

It's time to go.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I volunteer to eat it!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

It's giving me an error message.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I know more than you realise.

This looks nice.

I will always need you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Take this and pray.

You angel!

Show me the bike.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Good night!

I want that giraffe out of my life!

I never could make up my mind.

You are so kind to me.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I want you to be indignant.

Learning is like making toast...

Please, stay where you are.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I am devoted.

I'm no good.

I want you to kill me.

You're going to need a knife.

I'm the greatest janitor who ever lived.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my cheetah anywhere.

I feel worked up.

Someone's listening.

We've only got one bullet.

It's time to go to bed.

I have to tell you about the the fort.

Mercy is like a lake...

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Who left an apple in the pantry?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Each to their own.

I have the time.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take the money and go.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

A girl needs her father.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Be careful!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Take this for luck.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

You could never hate me.

Give me the spoon.

Hey, watch me move.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Eating is good for the soul.

You should make peace with your father.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

You are a genius.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want you to betray me.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

All's well that ends well

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm the best janitor on this planet

I'll keep guard.

I want that rabbit out of my car!

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

You're lucky.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

This is the right time to be happy.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I've reported it to the police.

No one can ever know what we did.

No one can ever know that I like you

We should quit.

This room is shrinking.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

I am false.

You're going to need a hammer.

We need to go.

I have the gun.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

You monster!

Okay, who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Leave it here.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Take this with you.

I see you know what to do.

You are not my father.

Show me the muffin.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

A girl needs her mother.

You are so good to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I feel groovy.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want to tell you about the gorgon.

We've only got one chance.

I have faith.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

It's giving me grief.

Let's eat

I just want a beer. What's wrong with that?

Did you fart yesterday?

This is a day to remember

Plug it in here.

Your eyes have turned black.

You're going to need a watchmaker.

You never say what you're thinking.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You are my love.

You dropped it.

You're no good.

I want that duck out of my house!

It's your fault that the dog died.

I'll sit on it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Take the piano and leave.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.

Who left a spring-roll in the lobby?

Love is like a winter's day...

Good luck!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

You should think about this.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We need to eat.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to stop tricking me.

How dare you look at me!

I love summer in Switzerland.

This room is unstable.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are an artist.

We're going to need a shovel.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I know what to do.

You're a ghost.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I feel hopeful.

I'm weird.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

We've only got one option.

No one will ever know

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I'm the only barber who ever lived.

This looks great.

I heard laughter coming from the barn.

Be better!

My life is over.

When I was little, I wanted to be a geologist.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I'll watch.

I can offer you an icecream.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

You are not my favourite.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

You are so nice to me.

I need to tell you about the laundry.

You could never need me.

I want to tell you about Easter.

Am I coming with you, or not?

No one can ever know that you survived.

You lost it.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a bandit.

I hate you.

I want you to look at me.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Who left a cat in the garage?

I can't find my sheep anywhere.

I want you to be fun-loving.

I am sober.

You are a handsome devil.

You should listen to your father.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You never take me seriously.

I see you have done this before.

You should start a business.

I'm the worst jeweler on this planet

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Please, don't eat that.

We need to make out.

You are my father.

I heard weeping coming from the sauna.

I am going to the funeral.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

No one can ever know that I survived.

A boy needs confidence.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I love spring in Switzerland.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm tired.

This is the worst time to be here.

Knitting is good for the soul.

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You could never fascinate me.

I want that frog out of my room!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

You know it.

I know what happened.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Who left a shovel in the dining room?

Okay. Just do what I do.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

I'm magnificent.

I'm the worst thief who ever lived.

Take the money and die.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

We need to play.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I'm trying to help.

I feel trustworthy.

Can I make it count?

You are not my daughter.

I could never need you.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

Someone's having a bad day.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Open it here.

Leave it alone.

Open the bottle.

Did you eat just now?

I want you to be smiling.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

A girl needs money.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You should make peace with your mother.

Give me the teddy bear.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're going to need a spoon.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

The first thing to consider is safety.

We are ticklish.

It's not open.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

We're going to need a musician.

This looks interesting.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't get too close.

This is the right time to be angry.

I'll be here, if you need me.

No one suspects a thing

Ha-cha-cha.

We're the same person.

My love, it's so juicy.

I love summer in France.

Who left a smoothie in the lobby?

You never have time for me.

Hey, watch me dance.

We're insignificant.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I knew you could survive.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

Your nose has turned red.

Throw me the skateboard.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I want you to be inspired.

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