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This looks edible.
Charity begins at home.
We're the same person.
We've only got one life.
I want you to be injured.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You are so good to me.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I love spring in Australia.
I'll get it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You're magnificent.
Open the bottle.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Can I make an igloo?
You are not my mother.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You monster!
When I was little, I wanted to be a radiologist.
I know more than you realise.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I volunteer as tribute!
We're going to need a poet.
I have lost the will to live.
A girl needs her mother.
Please, stay where you are.
You are a twit.
I want that tiger out of my life!
I want you to clean up after me.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Take the drink and die.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
We need to help each other.
Leave it until morning.
I feel clear-headed.
Winners don't quit
Hey, watch me move.
You dropped it.
Show me the ukulele.
Your nose has turned yellow.
You're a ghost.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I want to tell you about the icecream.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Don't just stand there.
Delivery!
I never hurt anybody.
Buying a house is like writing a job application...
I've reported it to the press.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I have the letter.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Get ready to die.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Take this and pray.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
You never stop to think.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Be careful!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I am going to the wedding.
You are not my daughter.
We're ghosts.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I love fall in Japan.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You made me cry on purpose.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You will always love me.
You should ask your father.
This is a stick up.
How dare you laugh at me!
Did you eat this morning?
This room is haunted.
I feel invulnerable.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Show me the shovel.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Can I make up a story?
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Please, stop laughing.
You're amazing!
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
You are quiet.
I'm the greatest graphic artist who ever lived.
A boy needs his own room.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I want you to kill me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Open the door.
I could never need you.
We're going to need a wrench.
I see you let yourself in.
I know who you are.
Get ready to laugh.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Leave it outside.
We're cursed.
I want that goat out of my life!
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We're going to need an astronaut.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We've only got one of these.
It was your fault that we ran out of bread.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I volunteer to eat it!
Let's watch the game
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Someone's listening.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Did you fart last night?
You are an idiot.
This room is shrinking.
I've reported it to the President.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Take the drink and leave.
It's best to be on the safe side.
It's not heavy.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You angel!
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop blaming me.
Be yourself!
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I feel energetic.
I see you know what to do.
Open your heart.
I am religious.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Leave it here.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I'll get ready.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I never killed anyone.
Your nose has turned purple.
I need to tell you about the valkyrie.
I love winter in Spain.
You are not my son.
You're going to pay!
I'm cursed.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I'm the worst drummer who ever lived.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Okay, who left a Jack Daniels in the wardrobe?
Darling, it's so juicy.
Give me the celery stick.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Did you eat last night?
I will always despise you.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
We've only got one bullet.
I volunteer myself!
It's going to be okay
I want that rabbit out of my life!
I have the will.
Let's eat
I want you to be uncooperative.
I am going to the funeral.
Good morning!
Stop, in the name of the law.
Your eyes have turned green.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to stop loving me.
I'm trying to help.
You never say what you're thinking.
You should protect your mother.
I knew you could see it through.
You are an inspiration.
We're gods.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Throw it here.
I can't find my tea anywhere.
This room is unstable.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
No one can ever know that I survived.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Leave it to the professionals.
When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.
Get ready to run.
I'm a ghost.
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
I know math.
I'm the best publisher on this planet
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I see you for who you are.
You're alone in the universe.
It's giving me hope.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Good grief!
We should quit.
Please, don't drink that.
Who left a slice of pizza in the bathroom?
My life matters.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
I can offer you a good price.
I volunteer to go!
Did you eat yesterday?
I love winter in China.
This is a day to remember
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I am going to Easter.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Take the piano and leave.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Throw me the umbrella.
I want that crab out of my life!
This room is bugged.
We are dignified.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
It's not right.
I have the card.
You are a liar.
Take this for luck.
You are so mean to me.
It's almost over
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I'm the only scout on this planet
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
This is the right time to be angry.
You never do what I want.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We need to close it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a reporter.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You're weird.
I'll watch.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I love spring in India.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I want you to read to me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Your nose has turned spotted.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
It's giving me an error message.
Get ready to dance.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Laughing is good for the soul.
My life is over.
I need to tell you about the bedroom.
Can I make music?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I'm trying to open it.
It's your fault that the crops died.
It's not mine.
Take the piano and die.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I see you every day.
Take this with you.
You're going to need a hammer.
I want that pony out of my car!
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
No one suspects a thing
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Hand me the burger.
Hey, watch me leave.
Who left a spoon in the bathroom?
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I never gave up hope.
I'm the only merchant on this planet
If you're done, we'll get started.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a lemonade.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
You are subtle.
Did you eat while I was away?
Ha-cha-cha.
You're no good.
Someone's coming this way.
We should start a business.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
I am going to the grand opening.
You are a genius.
Reading is good for the soul.
I feel resentful.
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make magic?
Forgive and forget.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I want you to cook for me.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I knew you could open it.
I want you to be wronged.
Love is like a mountain...
I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.
We've only got one hope.
This looks odd.
You hate me.
I'm trying to leave.
I have time.
I want that chicken out of my house!
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
My love, it's so expensive.
When the bell rings, hide.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
You're never going to get away with this!
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Be better!
I can offer you a job.
Let's play
This is a fine mess
I can offer you a cracker.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You should pay the bill.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Don't get too close.
I'm going to need a candlemaker.
Sound the alarm!
I'm the only ornithologist on this planet
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I know the future.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
It's giving me a headache.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm a god.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Who left a panda in the cell?
This looks wrong.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You are a handsome devil.
You could never need me.
I love spring in Spain.
You're going down!
Be safe!
Fears are like marshmallows...
The first thing to consider is safety.
Show me the can opener.
Am I dead, or not?
I have a secret.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mayor.
You are so kind to me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm going to need a saw.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You are my love.
No one can ever know what we did.
Let's watch TV!
It's not appropriate.
Take the money and leave.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Please, stop smoking.
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
We're crazy.
Open the curtains.
I need you.
Did you eat just now?
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
How dare you look at me!
You should find your mother.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
You lost it.
You never take me seriously.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It's time to brush your teeth.
I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
You despise me.
This looks bad.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
You're coming with me!
Hate is like a guitar...
Your face has turned yellow.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
We need to open it.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I am going to the party.
I want you to listen to me.
You're a god.
I have the knife.
I heard a voice coming from the corridor.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I never could make up my mind.
We are fuming.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to be timid.
Getting married is like brushing your teeth...
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Darling, it's dead.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Hand me the sandwich.
We're going to need a court jester.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
You're cursed.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Take the money and go.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm the worst blacksmith on this planet
Who left a teddy bear in the pantry?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You never sing anymore.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I love winter in Canada.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I can offer you a banana.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want to tell you about the wine.
Let's dance
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
I have money.
I want you to stop me.
A boy needs money.
Victory is like a river...
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You're really something!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You are messy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Get ready for this.
It's not alive.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to be weird.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
We need to make better decisions.
You are the best person I have ever met.
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I feel dirty.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
My love, it's so juicy.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I can offer you an apple.
You fascinate me.
We're no good.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'm the best matador on this planet
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I want you to hold me.
I have powers.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Freedom is like a mountain...
You should vote.
A boy needs confidence.
You know it.
Time to shine
I have the gun.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Give it here.
I never loved you.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Your eyes have turned purple.
I want you to be irritable.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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