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This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

This looks great.

I can offer you a job.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

Get ready, or get out.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

We're going to need a lot of food.

The first thing to consider is safety.

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

It's not easy.

Did you fart today?

I am tall.

You should go to the police.

You're alone in the universe.

You never take me seriously.

Someone's listening.

I'll open it.

I want you to clean up after me.

I am going to Christmas.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I never felt so alone.

This is a fine mess

Good grief!

How dare you laugh at me!

You're a god.

I want that pony out of my car!

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

I have a secret.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Plug it in here.

My life is a mystery.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're going to need a saw.

I want you to be delicate.

It's almost over

We've only got one bullet.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Can I make out?

We need to play.

I volunteer as tribute!

Please, tell me.

You devil!

Why do you love me, so much?

You should call your mother.

Take the drink and go.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Okay. Just do what I do.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Take this for luck.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I see you let yourself in.

I know more than you realise.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

This looks peculiar.

How much time do you have?

He was unconscious when I found him.

Leave it until morning.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I am going to the funeral.

The age of miracles is past.

This room is unstable.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Let's go

I could never despise you.

Don't wait to be asked.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

We're gods.

You're special.

You're amazing!

No one can ever know that you survived.

Get ready to laugh.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

This is a fine ship

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I can't find my chipmunk anywhere.

You broke the vase on purpose.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I can offer you a banana milkshake.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Failure is like a beautiful melody...

I'm a god.

You are so nice to me.

Sound the alarm!

I feel relaxed.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Someone's having a bad day.

I never really lived.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

This looks wrong.

I want that duck out of my room!

I want you to marry me.

Hand me the umbrella.

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

A boy needs his friends.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I volunteer myself!

Dying is like writing a to do list...

I'll be here, if you need me.

You should protect your father.

Good morning!

I love autumn in Australia.

I want you to stop following me.

You love me.

Open the window.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I'm cursed.

You know it.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I'm trying to help.

I have the will.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I knew you could turn things around.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I am going to the party.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Leave it outside.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

You're going to need a magistrate.

Be careful!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We are unique.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I can offer you a fishcake.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

We're the same person.

It's giving me a headache.

Seek and you shall find.

My life is cursed.

No one can ever know what we did.

It's not going to fit.

I hate you.

I'm the greatest jeweler who ever lived.

You never listen.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Take this with water.

Your happiness is like a multi-choice quiz...

We've only got one hope.

You are an idiot.

We need to stop.

This looks bad.

I want you to love me.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Darling, it's dead.

I have faith.

You're lucky.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Throw me the skateboard.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

They know it was me

I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I should ask for more money.

Ha-cha-cha.

I know what to do.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to document my trip to China.

Please, look at me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Let's dance

I want that fly out of my life!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to be secretive.

Leave it alone.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are not my type.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You're coming with me!

Be yourself!

Take the drink and die.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I can't find my car anywhere.

You angel!

You made me cry on purpose.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Your nose has turned black.

I love fall in Antarctica.

Can I make a contribution?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm the worst mason on this planet

I knew you could make up your mind.

It's not open.

Who left a bratwurst in the bathroom?

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Someone's watching us.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Don't ask any questions.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Darling, it's so shiny.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Let the punishment fit the crime.

We're cursed.

We've only got one chance.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to betray me.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

When the party starts, start crying.

You are so good to me.

Hey, watch me move.

It's time to go to bed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Leave it here.

I could never want you.

I've reported it to the press.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I feel weird.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Just breathe

I want you to be distressed.

Leave it to the professionals.

I love spring in Switzerland.

I never wanted this.

I want you to stop tricking me.

A girl needs her friends.

You dropped it.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Be safe!

You are my love.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

This is a day to remember

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I have the card.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

We need to unite.

Throw me the umbrella.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

You're going to need a paramedic.

I'm the best interrogator on this planet

Who left an icecream in the kitchen?

It's not heavy.

How dare you smile at me!

Can I make an effort?

Please, stop smoking.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

You're a ghost.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You are a liar.

I'm magnificent.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.

I've reported it to mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

You're really something!

We've only got one life.

I want you to be humorous.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We are hard working.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a good price.

You burned it on purpose.

You need it.

You should think about this.

I love winter in Antarctica.

Throw me the licorice twist.

You will always need me.

Life is like a winter's day...

I have the knife.

Hey, watch me smile.

It's not safe.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Can I make changes?

Don't fool around.

Get ready to run.

Running for office is like doing renovations...

Drop it here.

You are not my father.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

I'm trying to believe you.

Who left a bagel in the armory?

You deserve this

I see you are thinking.

I'm the only beekeeper on this planet

I want you to listen to me.

You're cursed.

I'm going to need a record producer.

Good luck!

How dare you look at me!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

My love, it's alive.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This looks interesting.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I'm a ghost.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Your ears have turned pink.

Please, be careful.

I love fall in England.

I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.

Delivery!

I want that bird out of my car!

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You want it.

You're crazy!

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

We've only got one of these.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I could never need you.

You should ask your mother.

It's not alive.

Let's play

We need to eat.

Open the curtains.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

You are so mean to me.

You should pay the bill.

We're magnificent.

I feel wonderful.

You are a genius.

I never hurt anybody.

This room is haunted.

I'm the greatest swordsmith who ever lived.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

I am going to the grand opening.

Your nose has turned stripey.

Get ready to dance.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to be dominating.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Who left a shovel in the stable?

Good night!

You broke it.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You need me.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Hey, watch me dance.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

This is the right time to be angry.

I love spring in Spain.

I volunteer to go!

Stop, in the name of love.

You are my son.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Time to shine

I'll watch.

This is a stick up.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You're going to need a soldier.

I want that shark out of my room!

Can I make muffins?

I know who you are.

Your eyes have turned purple.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I feel patriotic.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Be better!

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

My life is over.

This looks familiar.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Who left a knife in the laundry?

I will always love you.

I'm the greatest salesperson on this planet

Let's drink

I knew you could live like this.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I want you to kill me.

A girl needs her space.

Your face has turned grey.

The customer is always right.

I'm trying to forgive you.

We're going to need a wrench.

I volunteer to eat it!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.

We need to close it.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

Show me the can opener.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

This is the right time to be here.

When the lights go out, hide.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Did you eat last night?

I want you to be mournful.

You are aggressive.

I have money.

Just be yourself

You hate me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

You're under arrest!

I want that seagull out of my room!

Can I make it right?

I have the need, the need for speed.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

This room is bugged.

My love, it's so shiny.

I'm the worst janitor who ever lived.

A girl needs money.

You never sing anymore.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

Someone's locked the door.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I love spring in America.

You should write to your mother.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We're ghosts.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Who left a coffee in the attic?

We need to break up.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop blaming me.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

You should ask for more money.

You can have it.

You are a poet.

Freedom is like an ocean...

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

I heard laughter coming from the office.

This is the right time to be happy.

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a smoothie.

Hand me the bread-stick.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

It was my fault that the train was late.

Let's eat

I knew you could survive.

Hey, watch me leave.

It's not dead.

I'm the best author on this planet

I see you smiling.

I never gave up hope.

I am pompous.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You are not my mother.

I'm going to need a knife.

You are so kind to me.

You monster!

I want you to be fashionable.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's time to pack your bags.

Did you get lucky at work?

A boy needs his grandfather.

Get ready to die.

Can I make up?

I want you to stop smelling me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a yak herder.

It's giving me an error message.

Buying a house is like eating bread...

Let's watch TV!

You are a twit.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You should find your father.

I have the letter.

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