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Your tongue has turned white.

I have to tell you about Easter.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You are so good to me.

You are not my conscience.

I love summer in Canada.

I can't find my raccoon anywhere.

Leave it outside.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Someone's watching us.

I will always need you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

It's giving me hope.

When I was little, I wanted to be a student.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I am going to the party.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is a stick up.

You should ask your father.

Can I make a kite?

My love, it's so expensive.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I have lost the will to live.

I'm a god.

Drop it here.

You are a handsome devil.

Take the piano and leave.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You broke it.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

Delivery!

Life is what you make it.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I feel indecisive.

I'm going to need a hairdresser.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I'm special.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This looks odd.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Hey, watch me smile.

We need to go.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

No one can ever know that I survived.

I'll open it.

I know more than you realise.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I never wanted to die.

I want that cheetah out of my room!

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Whoop-whoop.

I see you for who you are.

Who left a cat in the laundry?

I'm the worst cobbler on this planet

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

This room is shrinking.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I have the gun.

Please, stop laughing.

A girl needs a job.

I've reported it to the police.

Why do you love me, so much?

We've only got one life.

Get ready to dance.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to hold me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I volunteer to eat it!

Your tongue has turned brown.

Defeat is like a mountain...

When I was little, I wanted to be a messenger.

Open the window.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You could never despise me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I love fall in Antarctica.

You're a god.

We're gods.

My love, it's dead.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Leave it until morning.

You're crazy.

This is the worst time to be here.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Let's go

Hand me the saw.

I'm going to need a candlemaker.

You dropped it.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You monster!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You should ask for more money.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

I feel stupid.

Who left a bread-stick in the dungeon?

I can offer you a good price.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You never stop to think.

Plug it in here.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This is a fine ship

Sound the alarm!

I have to tell you about the cheesemaker.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I'm the only editor who ever lived.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I want that chipmunk out of my house!

She was unconscious when I found her.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

This looks wrong.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Handsome is as handsome does.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I have the will.

I want you to cook for me.

I could never love you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Finding a job is like eating spaghetti...

Please, give up while you can.

How dare you look at me!

We're going to need a spoon.

We've only got one option.

Open the bottle.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's giving me an error message.

You are not my mother.

It's not dead.

I'm magnificent.

You are an inspiration.

It's time to make lunch.

I'm a ghost.

Take this for luck.

You love me.

I have needs.

I'm trying to win.

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

We're ghosts.

I volunteer as tribute!

Reality is like a beautiful song...

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I know the future.

You're coming with me!

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I love fall in Australia.

Take the drink and go.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I feel tough.

A girl needs boundaries.

Be yourself!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I am going to the grand opening.

This is the right time to be happy.

I can offer you an apple juice.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

Good morning!

I want to tell you about Monday.

Get ready for this.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I want that seagull out of my house!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hand me the bike.

We need to play.

You devil!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I see you have done this before.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We're going to need a fork.

You are so kind to me.

Let's play

Who left a frog in the cell?

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I have to tell you about the water.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to love me.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'll wait here.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to stop lying to me.

Open your heart.

You're a ghost.

You made me cry on purpose.

It's not open.

I never loved you.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Stop, in the name of love.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You're going to need a tailor.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I can't find my doll anywhere.

You should listen to your father.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Take this with water.

Someone's having a bad day.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I can offer you a banana.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I volunteer myself!

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

We're crazy.

When I was little, I wanted to be an archer.

You're under arrest!

I feel heartbroken.

We've only got one bullet.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

How dare you laugh at me!

Leave it alone.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

You are a liar.

It's time to pack your bags.

Your face has turned green.

Let's dance

Dancing is all I can manage now.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I have the card.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You are my favourite.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Please, remain silent.

I want you to inspire me.

Take the piano and die.

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I am going to Easter.

I know where you were.

This is a day to remember

You can have it.

You could never fascinate me.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Be careful!

We're the same person.

I love spring in Australia.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

Someone's listening.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I have a secret.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I've reported it to the President.

Who left a spoon in the dungeon?

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

Am I coming with you, or not?

My life is over.

I can offer you a soda.

How dare you smile at me!

Hey, watch me move.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.

I feel doubtful.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

This looks familiar.

Can I make it easier?

We are desperate.

It's time to go to bed.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

A girl needs confidence.

You angel!

You are a genius.

I want you to document my trip to France.

You're cursed.

I never hurt anybody.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

You crashed the car on purpose.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I want to tell you about the bread-stick.

I want that shark out of my room!

You are so mean to me.

I want you to stop believing in me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Falling in love is like doing the laundry...

I'll watch.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

When the door opens, remain calm.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

This room is bugged.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can't find my tortoise anywhere.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Let's watch TV!

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Your cheeks have turned green.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Patriotism is like a camera...

I want you to kiss me.

A girl needs her mother.

I am reverential.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Be better!

You should write to your father.

I see you are thinking.

I volunteer to go!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's not safe.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I feel offended.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I know math.

You're crazy!

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You need me.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You are not my son.

Please, don't eat that.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Take the money and go.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You are a godsend.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Who left a goat in the living room?

Appearances can be deceptive.

Good luck!

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I want you to be despairing.

I love summer in India.

Throw me the saw.

You're magnificent.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Can I make friends?

Get ready, or get out.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We are strict.

No one can ever know the truth.

I can't find my moose anywhere.

I am going to the funeral.

I knew you could live like this.

Your nose has turned grey.

Take this and pray.

It's now or never

Open the curtains.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You should find your mother.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I have the knife.

I heard a voice coming from the library.

This looks peculiar.

You are my teacher.

I'm the worst servant on this planet

My life means nothing.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I should think about this.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Life is like an ocean...

This room is unstable.

Who left a ball in the wine cellar?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Hey, watch me leave.

You never say what you're thinking.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Give me the umbrella.

It's time to brush your teeth.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

It's not heavy.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I see you know what to do.

I want you to be neglectful.

No one can ever know that I like you

I could never hate you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Leave it here.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Your ears have turned stripey.

I want that eagle out of my house!

We need to fight.

It's giving me grief.

When the lights go out, hide.

I want you to help me.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

A girl needs love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I never killed anyone.

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

Winners don't quit

I'm going to need a spoon.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Blood is thicker than water.

Be safe!

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

You're going down!

My life matters.

Your hopes are like chocolate...

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

This looks edible.

I just want a key. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I am going to Christmas.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We're going to need a mathematician.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Who left a burger in the stable?

Success is like a piano...

You burned it on purpose.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

It's not working.

Did you get lucky just now?

I want you to be encouraged.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I love summer in Spain.

We are inferior.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I want you to betray me.

I'm the worst bank robber who ever lived.

Good grief!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want that monkey out of my house!

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I feel happy.

Can I make animal sounds?

I see you came prepared.

We're special.

How much influence do you have?

Patience is a virtue

Please, don't take that.

You should make peace with your mother.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I'll get ready.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Someone's coming this way.

Alright, who left a fishcake in the outhouse?

Let's eat

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I can offer you a beer.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I want you to be gallant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I love spring in Germany.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You never do what I want.

Open the door.

I'm trying to help.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

The truth is like a forest...

We are inert.

I can't find my cow anywhere.

I will always love you.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You know it.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I'm the greatest impersonator who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

No one can ever know that you can dance.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I have the letter.

We've only got one chance.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Leave it to the professionals.

Take the money and leave.

I want to tell you about the conservatory.

You despise me.

You're going to need a webmaster.

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