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Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to love me.

I have money.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'll get ready.

This is a stick up.

You are a poet.

Don't wait to be asked.

We need to eat.

Just breathe

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Can I make up?

I can offer you a bagel.

Throw it here.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

We're cursed.

Get ready to die.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Let's dance

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

You won't find it.

Take the money and leave.

I've reported it to the President.

How dare you laugh at me!

This looks wrong.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Someone's having a bad day.

This is the worst time to be happy.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I volunteer to eat it!

Who left a wrench in the lobby?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I hate you.

A girl needs discipline.

I knew you could open it.

I know what to do.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

It's time to make lunch.

We're gods.

Hey, watch me smile.

You should find your father.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're going down!

You devil!

This room is bugged.

Your tongue has turned purple.

You never take me seriously.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I never gave up hope.

Finding a job is like tidying your room...

We're going to need a knife.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are so good to me.

We've only got one chance.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have time.

I'm a god.

I want to tell you about the the palace.

I am going to Christmas.

It's not easy.

I'll get it.

I'm the only jailer who ever lived.

We're going to need a ventriloquist.

Why do you tease me, so much?

There's an exception to every rule.

My love, it's alive.

My life is a mystery.

I want you to be self-sufficent.

Let's watch the game

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Show no mercy

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Did you fart last night?

Get ready to run.

Your lips have turned blue.

You are my everything.

Be safe!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I feel bitter.

I want you to kiss me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I volunteer myself!

I know who you are.

I've reported it to mother.

Don't get too close.

We need to fight.

You are an inspiration.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Ha-cha-cha.

Who left a kite in the kitchen?

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Hand me the ball.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Hey, watch me move.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want that giraffe out of my car!

I have the letter.

A boy needs his grandfather.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Someone's listening.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

You are ridiculous.

I see you have done this before.

Good night!

Leave it until morning.

We're weird.

I never felt so alone.

I love fall in Antarctica.

You never have time for me.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I'll sit on it.

I want you to be ritualistic.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

How dare you look at me!

We're going to need a researcher.

Can I make it matter?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Your nose has turned stripey.

It's time to go to bed.

You're coming with me!

Don't upset your father, not now.

You should protect your father.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a photographer.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You're going to need a hammer.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Why do you love me, so much?

Hand me the teddy bear.

I feel responsible.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

An army marches on its stomach.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I will always want you.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

Take the drink and leave.

Put it here.

You are my only hope.

We've only got one life.

I love summer in Ireland.

Take this for luck.

I see you smiling.

I have the will.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Open the bottle.

When the door opens, start crying.

Did you fart this morning?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I've reported it to the police.

I am going to Easter.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

This room is shrinking.

Who left a chicken wing in the laundry?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want that duck out of my room!

We need to order pizza.

Can I make a home?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You will always hate me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's time to pack your bags.

We are whimsical.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Stop, in the name of love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You are not my father.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Get ready to dance.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We're ghosts.

I'll keep guard.

Be careful!

I know what happened.

We're crazy.

I want you to stop me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.

You're crazy!

It's not alive.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You're a ghost.

A boy needs his mother.

My love, it's so shiny.

I'm the worst beekeeper on this planet

I want you to stop tricking me.

Show me the spring-roll.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I knew you could make up your mind.

I heard a howl coming from the lobby.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Let's go

This room is unstable.

We're going to need a hammer.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

This is the right time to be alone.

I can offer you a wine.

Good morning!

Delivery!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You are a godsend.

Please, tell me.

My life means nothing.

We should go to the police.

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I've reported it to the press.

Who left a beer in the studio?

I am eager.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You could never love me.

You broke it.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This is a fine mess

Give it here.

You are my son.

When the party starts, start crying.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

We need to close it.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I have the card.

Throw me the icecream.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

I feel satisfied.

We've only got one bullet.

You should make peace with your mother.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

We're going to need a sniper.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

It's not right.

This looks great.

I have faith.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Take this and pray.

Sleep is like a beach...

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Leave it alone.

You never sing anymore.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I'm insignificant.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Please, come closer.

I want that shark out of my house!

I could never want you.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

A girl needs confidence.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Buying a house is like opening a door...

I can offer you a merlot.

Get ready for this.

Take the drink and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I want to tell you about Thursday.

We should pay the bill.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Throw me the guitar.

I never hurt anybody.

Good luck!

I have the scroll.

You are not my son.

You are so nice to me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I feel invisible.

I'm going to need a librarian.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

It's not heavy.

This looks peculiar.

Open sesame.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You are my teacher.

I'll open it.

You are progressive.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Drop it here.

I'm a ghost.

I will always need you.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I have powers.

I'm trying to win.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Let's drink

You should make peace with your father.

I love winter in England.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

This is the worst time to be amused.

No one suspects a thing

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Hey, watch me dance.

More haste, less speed.

My life matters.

I want that bear out of my room!

Your tongue has turned blue.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Sound the alarm!

You're cursed.

I want you to be reliable.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

You should quit.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

How much time do you have?

Can I make art?

Take this with water.

I see you know what to do.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I'm going to need a spoon.

I can offer you a beer.

I want you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a brewer.

I'll watch.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I'm the only real estate agent on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You are so mean to me.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Get ready, or get out.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

I feel important.

You're going to need a cosmonaut.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Please, look at me.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You never do what I want.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

Let's play

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Hey, watch me leave.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Plug it in here.

This looks nice.

I volunteer to go!

I knew you could survive.

I can offer you a croissant.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You found it.

I want you to be generous.

Am I dead, or not?

If anything can go wrong, it will.

You are an idiot.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Your nose has turned orange.

I will always despise you.

I want that fox out of my life!

Just be yourself

We should vote.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Who left a shovel in the control room?

I can offer you a job.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I feel sexy.

You monster!

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I am going to the funeral.

Open the door.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm lucky.

I'm the greatest park ranger who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'll listen.

A boy needs money.

I have the knife.

I love spring in America.

You're going to need a psychiatrist.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

We're the same person.

Give me the fork.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

This is a day to remember

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You're under arrest!

All's well that ends well

Your tongue has turned white.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I feel secretive.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

You need me.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You are confident.

It's not dead.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

I want that cat out of my car!

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Open your heart.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

We need to play.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You should find your mother.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I have a secret.

We've only got one option.

I'll help.

Take the money and go.

I'm the only actor on this planet

I know more than you realise.

Your eyes have turned green.

Did you eat today?

I bet you know why I'm angry.

A girl needs her father.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I have to tell you about the taxidermist.

No one can ever know that I like you

Hand me the spoon.

Darling, it's alive.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

You're going to need a lifeguard.

Please, stop doing that.

You are focused.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

I feel threatened.

I want you to hold me.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.

I love autumn in India.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I see you every day.

I could never despise you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

It's giving me an error message.

I want that duck out of my house!

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You hate me.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Whatever happens, don't panic

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Take the piano and go.

You're really something!

I have 20-20 vision.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This is the worst time to be here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Don't just stand there.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You are so kind to me.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I have to tell you about Easter.

Can I make a statement?

It's not tight enough.

All that glitters is not gold.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I'm the greatest taxi-driver on this planet

I want you to help me.

We're going to need a tax collector.

I'm weird.

It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.

I despise you.

I want you to be organized.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You burned it on purpose.

We need to make out.

I am cute.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Throw me the saw.

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