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Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Who left a beer in the barn?

I want you to stop tricking me.

You're going to need a saw.

We're gods.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Throw it here.

Let's watch TV!

Winners don't quit

Take the money and die.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I have powers.

Please, be careful.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to be loyal.

You are a hero.

Can I make a cake?

You're under arrest!

You're a ghost.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I never gave up hope.

I could never need you.

I'm the worst politician on this planet

I can't find my diet Mountain Dew anywhere.

I feel terrible.

Buying a house is like doing the dishes...

It's not the right size.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Easter.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Did you fart just now?

You will always love me.

I can offer you a job.

I see you smiling.

You should quit.

How dare you laugh at me!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Don't get too close.

We're special.

We're going to need an illustrator.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

We need to eat.

My life is over.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.

Sound the alarm!

Good night!

Leave it alone.

I heard a howl coming from the closet.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You are so kind to me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

We're the same person.

Be yourself!

Let's play

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Take the money and go.

I'll help.

You should listen to your mother.

I have the will.

A boy needs confidence.

I have faith.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Delivery!

I'm trying to care.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This room is shrinking.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take this for luck.

I never felt so alone.

You're coming with me!

This is a fine ship

Can I make pizza?

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the right time to be angry.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I can offer you a good price.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This looks peculiar.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I'm the worst matador who ever lived.

We are disruptive.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to be careless.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I should start a business.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Put it here.

We're going to need a programmer.

I feel dejected.

I'm a ghost.

I want that snake out of my life!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to listen to me.

Show me the candy-bar.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can offer you an apple.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I love you.

Whoop-whoop.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

You could never want me.

Open the window.

How dare you look at me!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Good morning!

You angel!

I know where you were.

Take this with you.

You are not my son.

Okay, who left a kebab in the bathroom?

Take the money and leave.

You're insignificant.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are so mean to me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I see you came prepared.

It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You're going to pay!

Get ready to die.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Today is the day

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

This room is bugged.

I'll keep guard.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my burger anywhere.

Let's get it

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You never do what I want.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Please, stop shouting.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I am going to the grand opening.

My love, it's alive.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Hand me the umbrella.

I'm the best torturer who ever lived.

I need to tell you about the giant.

I want you to be reserved.

A boy needs money.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Am I coming with you, or not?

This is the worst time to be happy.

You are a twit.

Your lips have turned stripey.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Take the drink and die.

We're ghosts.

We're going to need a chef.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

I know what happened.

Can I make the bed?

Ha-cha-cha.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Did you fart last night?

You burned it on purpose.

I never killed anyone.

Laughing is good for the soul.

You need it.

Someone's coming this way.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I want you to look at me.

Your nose has turned grey.

I volunteer myself!

I want that owl out of my life!

Be better!

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I have lost the will to live.

Why do you love me, so much?

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

Please, lie down.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

We're weird.

I am intense.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You never say what you're thinking.

Just be yourself

No one can ever know that I was here.

Take the piano and leave.

We're going to need a lot of money.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I've reported it to the police.

You love me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Let's dance

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Leave it to the professionals.

It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I'm the best cheesemaker who ever lived.

How dare you smile at me!

Did you eat while I was away?

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I want you to hold me.

I volunteer to go!

A boy needs his grandfather.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Can I make up?

We need to close it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You're going to need a can opener.

I never could make up my mind.

This looks nice.

No one can ever know what we did.

Stop, in the name of love.

Someone's having a bad day.

My life is a mystery.

Your tongue has turned red.

I have the poem.

When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.

Please, stop crying.

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

It has to work

I will always want you.

You monster!

I'm going to need a chemist.

I'm alone in the universe.

Hey, watch me move.

I can't find my Schnapps anywhere.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Dammit, who left a saw in the garage?

I want you to be precise.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I want you to help me.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Throw me the screwdriver.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Let's watch the game

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I knew you could open it.

I'm trying to win.

You are dreamy.

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

I have 20-20 vision.

We should hide.

I'm the best poet who ever lived.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I'm a god.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You're going down!

You are an artist.

I know the future.

You could never love me.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

You never smile.

Leave it here.

My love, it's so juicy.

It's time to go.

I love winter in America.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

I'll wait here.

I feel weak.

I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.

You know it.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Who left an espresso in the guest room?

I want you to read to me.

No one can ever know the truth.

You're going to need a dentist.

You are my reason for living.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Someone's listening.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I volunteer to eat it!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

This is a day to remember

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Don't just stand there.

I want you.

Let's eat

This looks great.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

You're amazing!

Hey, watch me dance.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

I'm crazy.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Wealth is like a lake...

It's not right.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Get ready to laugh.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Whatever happens, don't panic

We need to go.

Your lips have turned brown.

I see you are thinking.

I've reported it to the press.

We are hypnotic.

Good grief!

I feel adventurous.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Give me the knife.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

You're a god.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Why do you tease me, so much?

My life is cursed.

You're going to need a librarian.

Open sesame.

Take the drink and go.

Can I make a contribution?

You never stop to think.

Did you eat last night?

You are a handsome devil.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Christmas comes but once a year.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I'll open it.

Please, give up while you can.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You could never need me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an explorer.

Don't ask any questions.

It's not heavy.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I know math.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

You should go to the police.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

This looks edible.

I'm going to need a hammer.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

You are not my favourite.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I want you to stop following me.

I never wanted to die.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs his grandmother.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I see you every day.

I'm the worst manicurist who ever lived.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.

You are an inspiration.

I have time.

Please, stop smoking.

Can I make magic?

I can offer you a 7-up.

I have to tell you about the firefighter.

This is a fine mess

I have the knife.

Show me the sandwich.

I want you to be scared.

We are self-reliant.

You are so good to me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You devil!

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are my mother.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I love autumn in France.

Be safe!

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Don't wait to be asked.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

No one will ever know

I want that beetle out of my room!

Your face has turned black.

Good luck!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I never loved you.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

This is the worst time to be alone.

We've only got one life.

We're no good.

Dating is like eating a salad...

A girl needs her own room.

You need me.

I see you have done this before.

Let's go

I'm trying to understand.

It's giving me grief.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Am I dead, or not?

We need to make better decisions.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I feel confident.

You're going to need a doctor.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Okay, who left a bratwurst in the garage?

Your cheeks have turned purple.

You are insulting.

I want you to be deep.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop believing in me.

Hand me the spatula.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I heard a voice coming from the library.

I hate you.

I have to tell you about the croissant.

This is a stick up.

This room is haunted.

I'll listen.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It's not ready.

When the party starts, start crying.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

You should protect your father.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

This is the right time to be amused.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I want that fox out of my house!

You can have it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

You're lucky.

I am going to Christmas.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I knew you could survive.

I have needs.

I feel determined.

I love fall in Australia.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

We're going to need a wrench.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I despise you.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We've only got one bullet.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I'm the worst blacksmith who ever lived.

I am rustic.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

Dare to dream

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

Your nose has turned brown.

Who left a bike in the chapel?

I bet you know why I'm here.

Throw me the guitar.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Someone's locked the door.

This looks odd.

It's not mine.

You fascinate me.

You can't have it.

I want you to stop me.

Take this with water.

I want you to be sloppy.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Can I make sandwiches?

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