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We're ghosts.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
How dare you look at me!
A girl needs her own room.
I love summer in France.
I want that cow out of my room!
Be better!
I have the time.
I know where you were.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know what we did.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
My life is over.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Today is the day
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Can I make laughter?
I'm the worst swimmer on this planet
Find some proof that he deceived you.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Delivery!
I never gave up hope.
We are sensitive.
How much money do you have?
I want you to cook for me.
Take the piano and go.
I want you to be surprising.
This room is haunted.
I'll get ready.
This is a fine ship
I volunteer to eat it!
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Hey, watch me smile.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I'm alone in the universe.
This is the worst time to be amused.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
You're going down!
You should disown your mother.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
Good night!
You can't have it.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I'm a god.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can offer you a sandwich.
Leave it until morning.
I see you are thinking.
Romance is like a forest...
He was unconscious when I found him.
Take this for luck.
Please, stop shouting.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are so good to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Give me the doll.
I could never love you.
Can I make joy?
I've reported it to the press.
Don't wait to be asked.
You monster!
I want to tell you about the sea monster.
We're going to need a wrench.
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's time to make lunch.
You never have time for me.
We're going to need a hunter.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I know the future.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
This looks wrong.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'm the best veterinarian on this planet
I should go to the police.
I am narrow-minded.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I knew you could survive.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Open the curtains.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
My life means nothing.
I can offer you a good price.
I have powers.
You're never going to get away with this!
Never give a sucker an even break.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I never killed anyone.
This is a stick up.
Someone's having a bad day.
You're a ghost.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Be yourself!
It's your fault that the dog died.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
A boy needs his grandfather.
You should find your father.
Fears are like marshmallows...
You're insignificant.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I have to tell you about Easter.
You can have it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I want that bunny out of my house!
I want you to read to me.
You hate me.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I feel frightened.
You crashed the car on purpose.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm the worst architect who ever lived.
You are my everything.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
It's not going to fit.
Let's drink
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are not my favourite.
We're going to need a spoon.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
We're gods.
Hand me the ukulele.
Patience is a virtue
Please, don't eat that.
Did you fart just now?
I'll be here, if you need me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a politician.
I know more than you realise.
I should quit.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Take the drink and go.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We've only got one bullet.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I have to tell you about the poet.
I see you for who you are.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Put it here.
This looks peculiar.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to be dishonest.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're a god.
You're crazy!
This room is bugged.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Your eyes have turned orange.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You could never despise me.
I want you to betray me.
I need to tell you about Monday.
Love is like a lake...
This is a day to remember
You are neat.
You burned it on purpose.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I love spring in England.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm going to need a customs officer.
Get ready to die.
Who left a ball in the lobby?
Let's dance
You are not my son.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Finding a job is like making spaghetti...
Can I make pizza?
We're special.
I want you to stop tickling me.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Throw me the ukulele.
I feel annoyed.
I can offer you a tea.
Don't fool around.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm the only stonecutter on this planet
I know what to do.
Someone's coming this way.
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
Take the drink and die.
A girl needs her mother.
Your tongue has turned purple.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Be safe!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You should listen to your father.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You devil!
Darling, it's so juicy.
Hey, watch me leave.
I have to tell you about the chocolate milkshake.
I have a secret.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
Take this with water.
I am hidebound.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are so nice to me.
I see you let yourself in.
It has to work
It's giving me hope.
My life is a mystery.
Did you eat this morning?
Gardening is good for the soul.
I have the letter.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
It's not dead.
Let's play
I want that frog out of my house!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You want me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
This is the right time to be alone.
We're magnificent.
Throw it here.
I'm going to need a sniper.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only janitor on this planet
You're really something!
When I was little, I wanted to be a diver.
Don't ask any questions.
Take the piano and die.
Someone's in here.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
You are my father.
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
I volunteer to go!
I want you to love me.
Fears are like chocolate...
You are not my daughter.
I can offer you a muffin.
I have lost the will to live.
Who left a fishcake in the outhouse?
This looks familiar.
You should call your father.
I never loved you.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I love winter in India.
I want you to be independent.
I want that crocodile out of my house!
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Get ready to laugh.
It's not yours.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Hand me the fork.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I have the knife.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want to tell you about Monday.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We need to make a plan.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I could never hate you.
I feel serene.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
Reading is good for the soul.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You never take me seriously.
I need to tell you about the executioner.
We are muddle-headed.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
You won't find it.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Hey, watch me move.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
It's giving me grief.
A girl needs her father.
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You are a thief.
How dare you smile at me!
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I've reported it to the President.
We're the same person.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm the worst shaman who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
I want you to listen to me.
It's time to pack your bags.
Leave it here.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
Whoop-whoop.
Good luck!
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
I'll watch.
Who left a kite in the kitchen?
I heard a sound coming from the office.
I'm going to need a dictator.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We need to fight.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I feel ridiculous.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of wood.
You are my sunshine.
You are a godsend.
We're no good.
Hand me the doll.
You could never love me.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I will always need you.
Knitting is good for the soul.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
You never call me.
No one can ever know the truth.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You should write to your mother.
I want you to stop questioning me.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Leave it to the professionals.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I have faith.
Can I make believe?
I love spring in Canada.
You're going to need a saw.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to close it.
Open the door.
We've only got one hope.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Did you eat just now?
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Don't upset your father, not now.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want to tell you about the unicorn.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Please, stop smoking.
It's going to be okay
I feel bewildered.
I never wanted to die.
I despise you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to clean up after me.
How dare you laugh at me!
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I volunteer as tribute!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
I'm the greatest chef who ever lived.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Your face has turned yellow.
It's not appropriate.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Ha-cha-cha.
I am going to the funeral.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
We need to play.
You never do what I want.
I'm trying to care.
Please, don't take that.
Can I make lemonade?
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
You made me cry on purpose.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You're crazy.
I never felt so alone.
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
Why do you tease me, so much?
A girl needs money.
I want that moose out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I need you.
Don't get too close.
You are a twit.
Who left an ukulele in the cell?
You could never hate me.
Get ready to run.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I feel optimistic.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's almost over
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Drop it here.
You should make peace with your mother.
I am going to Easter.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I've reported it to the police.
This room is unstable.
Your cheeks have turned white.
Someone's listening.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
My love, it's beautiful.
I can offer you a croissant.
We should think about this.
My life is cursed.
Be careful!
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Open the window.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
You're special.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I want that tiger out of my room!
I have 20-20 vision.
Take the drink and leave.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to be inconsiderate.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
I'm the worst detective who ever lived.
We are malicious.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I know who you are.
You angel!
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
I never listened.
I knew you could fix it.
You are not my father.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Take this and pray.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I have to tell you about the Mars.
You never say what you're thinking.
I love winter in Germany.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This looks edible.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Getting married is like applying for a job...
I can offer you a job.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
You are so mean to me.
Who left a deer in the pantry?
I'll get it.
You're coming with me!
Can I make art?
Open the bottle.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You should protect your mother.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to marry me.
I see you have done this before.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to be sloppy.
Stop, in the name of love.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I have the card.
My love, it's delicious.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
It's not heavy.
I want that bee out of my house!
You are an idiot.
Please, stay where you are.
I can't find my house anywhere.
This is a fine mess
We are insecure.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.
I can offer you a bagel.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Open it here.
Am I dead, or not?
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
You're lucky.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
This room is shrinking.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
Friendship is like a mountain...
We need to make out.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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