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Leave it to the professionals.

I'm going to need a thief.

Don't fool around.

We need to open it.

You're a god.

When the lights go out, hide.

I volunteer to eat it!

Good luck!

I see you smiling.

I want that snake out of my car!

He was unconscious when I found him.

We're ghosts.

How dare you smile at me!

Can I make kimchi?

I have powers.

You will always want me.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

Who left a seagull in the lobby?

Drop it here.

It's not tight enough.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Fears are like chocolate...

Take this and pray.

This looks bad.

This is the right time to be happy.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Maybe no one will notice

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is a fine ship

I bet you know why I'm broke.

We've only got one life.

I'll keep guard.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Please, come closer.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Darling, it's so juicy.

You're amazing!

Your tongue has turned spotted.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I know who you are.

You should call your father.

I'm cursed.

The first thing to consider is safety.

My life is cursed.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I've reported it to mother.

Take the money and die.

I can offer you a job.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

This room is shrinking.

You are questioning.

Someone's coming this way.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Let's dance

I can't find my kite anywhere.

Put it here.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I'm trying to help.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Leave it outside.

No one can ever know the truth.

A girl needs confidence.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Sorry, I have to take this.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You are not my type.

I feel clear-headed.

I never felt so alone.

Who left a can opener in the wine cellar?

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You devil!

We're the same person.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Pride comes before a fall.

You won't find it.

No one can ever know that I was here.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Show me the hammer.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to be cautious.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I want that goat out of my life!

You are a thief.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

We're going to need a knife.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I'm the worst priest on this planet

Please, stop doing that.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I will always need you.

I see you every day.

You never say what you're thinking.

I'll sit on it.

I want to tell you about the croissant.

You are my inspiration.

I want you to clean up after me.

You should protect your mother.

I'm magnificent.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Get ready, or get out.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Someone's listening.

This is the right time to be afraid.

I heard a voice coming from the library.

It's giving me grief.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the press.

How dare you laugh at me!

My love, it's alive.

We're going to need a surgeon.

I have money.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I love fall in Australia.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Hey, watch me leave.

Leave it alone.

I want you to stop loving me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It wasn't your fault that the label came off.

I have the will.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

It's time to pack your bags.

I can't find my hamster anywhere.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

No one will ever know

Let's drink

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

It's not in.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You dropped it.

Hand me the kite.

We are jolly.

This room is haunted.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I feel bitter.

Open sesame.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Did you get lucky at work?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I'm the greatest choreographer who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

This looks nice.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You're going down!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Your ears have turned white.

We're going to need a spoon.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Take the money and leave.

I want that owl out of my life!

Having a child is like doing housework...

I love summer in Canada.

You're going to need a crook.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Please, sit down.

Can I make each day count?

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

This is a day to remember

I have lost the will to live.

My life is a mystery.

I never could make up my mind.

I can't find my soda anywhere.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Your pain is like a bar of soap...

Don't just stand there.

I have to tell you about the basement.

Throw me the fork.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I want to tell you about Monday.

We're insignificant.

Be yourself!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Good night!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to cook for me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I am going to the funeral.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one suspects a thing

This looks suspicious.

You're coming with me!

A girl needs love.

Am I dead, or not?

I have the knife.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Who left a shovel in the kitchen?

I'm the best air traffic controller on this planet

We are energetic.

I'll wait here.

I want you to stop following me.

I feel patriotic.

You are my sunshine.

You can't have it.

I could never love you.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

You are not my daughter.

I want you to be driven.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Please, come in.

Your nose has turned black.

You burned it on purpose.

Someone's having a bad day.

How dare you look at me!

Get ready to run.

We're going to need a butcher.

A stitch in time saves nine.

I want that cat out of my room!

I know where you were.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I want you to kiss me.

Can I make sandwiches?

Falling in love is like making spaghetti...

You're lucky.

I'm a god.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Take the drink and leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Your ears have turned blue.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're crazy!

You will always love me.

I have a secret.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Take this with water.

I see you came prepared.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

She was unconscious when I found her.

It's not open.

I'm trying to win.

Open the window.

I volunteer to go!

You are so good to me.

Just breathe

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Show me the icecream.

Darling, it's delicious.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

I want you to be religious.

Leave it until morning.

We are sentimental.

Good morning!

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

You never listen.

You are not my mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

Get ready to dance.

My life means nothing.

I knew you could survive.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are a liar.

I'll get ready.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Delivery!

Let's watch TV!

You should make peace with your mother.

I heard a noise coming from the dining room.

You're going to need a spatula.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Stop, in the name of love.

I want to tell you about the pinot.

Friendship is like an ocean...

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I want you to stop smelling me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

It's now or never

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Can I make art?

I want you to help me.

This looks familiar.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

You monster!

Why do you tease me, so much?

We've only got one of these.

Take this with you.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's time to go to bed.

Give me the guitar.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

Whoop-whoop.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Hey, watch me smile.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Dating is like lighting a candle...

You are at ease.

We're gods.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I never gave up hope.

Don't get too close.

We're special.

I can't find my house anywhere.

I knew you could see it through.

I can offer you a merlot.

You are a genius.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You never have time for me.

Open your heart.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

Beware the Ides of March.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to need a criminal.

You could never need me.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

We need to make better decisions.

Leave it here.

I'm a ghost.

I feel lucky.

A boy needs a job.

How much courage do you have?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You deserve this

No one can ever know that I like to dance

This is the worst time to be angry.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You are my favourite.

Hope is like a guitar...

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to open it.

I love spring in England.

Did you get lucky just now?

You're really something!

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I see you are thinking.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Take the piano and die.

I want that bird out of my car!

Please, don't move.

A cat may look at a king.

We've only got one chance.

I've reported it to the President.

This is a stick up.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I want you to be frightening.

Open the bottle.

You're special.

You are so kind to me.

I'm going to need a spoon.

You are practical.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

Your face has turned white.

I'm the only impersonator who ever lived.

Throw me the can opener.

I despise you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

A boy needs love.

I am going to the wedding.

Why do you love me, so much?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Pleasure is like a camera...

It's not for sale.

I never wanted to die.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I love winter in Germany.

We need to make out.

Be safe!

I have the need, the need for speed.

This room is unstable.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I can offer you a muffin.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Throw it here.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I'm trying to believe you.

Hand me the hot dog.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

We should think about this.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I could never want you.

I want you to be mannerless.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You're going to need a model.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I'm insignificant.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Can I make an igloo?

You broke it.

Dammit, who left a chocolate milk in the cell?

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to stop me.

I never wanted this.

It's all grist to the mill.

Your nose has turned purple.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Take the piano and go.

I'll listen.

You will always fascinate me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.

I see you have done this before.

It's giving me a headache.

I know math.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I want that seal out of my house!

You should disown your mother.

It's not right.

I feel forgetful.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Did you eat at work?

Take this for luck.

I have faith.

It's your fault that the label came off.

You're going to need a can opener.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to be difficult.

I have to tell you about the giant.

I love summer in Spain.

It was my fault that the train was late.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I heard weeping coming from the walk-in freezer.

No one can ever know what we did.

Plug it in here.

I should vote.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I volunteer as tribute!

This looks edible.

How much influence do you have?

I want you to listen to me.

Hey, watch me dance.

You're never going to get away with this!

It's time to go.

I'll watch.

You are a twit.

My life matters.

This is a fine mess

Get ready to die.

It's not mine.

Someone's in here.

You're no good.

I have the scroll.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Take the money and go.

We've only got one hope.

This is the worst time to be here.

We need to go.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Let's watch the game

Home is where the heart is.

You are my love.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

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