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This is a fine mess
Can I make a contribution?
You are my everything.
Get ready to die.
Please, stop smoking.
You devil!
We've only got one of these.
We need to make out.
I know who you are.
I'm no good.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
My love, it's dead.
I have the time.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Your nose has turned spotted.
Sound the alarm!
It's going to be okay
Good grief!
We're gods.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I'm trying to leave.
Put it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
I love spring in Ireland.
I can offer you a job.
You are so nice to me.
You're going to need a shovel.
Let's get it
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
You are an inspiration.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You never smile.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I see you came prepared.
You fascinate me.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
Leave it to the professionals.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I feel generous.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I'm going to need a judge.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Honesty is the best policy.
I volunteer as tribute!
Am I dead, or not?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Open the curtains.
Take this and pray.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I need to tell you about the croissant.
You're a ghost.
Someone's coming this way.
Why do you love me, so much?
When the lights go out, start crying.
Did you eat at work?
Your nose has turned orange.
Be safe!
How dare you smile at me!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I want you to stop me.
We need to stay.
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
This room is haunted.
It's not easy.
I'm special.
I've reported it to the President.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
You're going to need a knife.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I am quiet.
Plug it in here.
I never hurt anybody.
I'm the worst torturer on this planet
Delivery!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's your fault that the cat died.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Can I make dessert?
Don't just stand there.
Throw me the guitar.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Please, stop crying.
You broke it.
I could never despise you.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Take this with you.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I heard a noise coming from the corridor.
You are not my type.
I want you to be respectful.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
It's giving me hope.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Let's eat
You're a god.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You're under arrest!
I need to tell you about Easter.
I love autumn in Japan.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to document my trip to America.
We're going to need a saw.
No one can ever know what we did.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
My life is a mystery.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I can offer you a merlot.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are an artist.
I volunteer to eat it!
A boy needs his space.
I feel decisive.
You are so good to me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You monster!
Ha-cha-cha.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm alone in the universe.
Someone's watching us.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Take the drink and go.
It's not the right size.
Please, give me that.
You know it.
Okay, who left a wine in the guest room?
I have the letter.
Luck is like a winter's day...
Darling, it's beautiful.
You never stop to think.
Give me the hot dog.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Be careful!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Can I make fudge?
Did you fart at work?
I want you to be inconsiderate.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You should write to your father.
I knew you could turn things around.
We need to order pizza.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I have 20-20 vision.
You are wonderful.
We're the same person.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are not my father.
I heard laughter coming from the pantry.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I see you are thinking.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop loving me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You are a poet.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I could never need you.
You are my favourite.
A girl needs her mother.
I have to tell you about the teacher.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You angel!
You should buy a lottery ticket.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Cheats never prosper.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It's almost over
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You're crazy!
You're no good.
You dropped it.
Good night!
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
How dare you laugh at me!
I can offer you a good price.
Leave it here.
Who left a kangaroo in the lounge room?
This room is shrinking.
I'm the only astronaut who ever lived.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Take this for luck.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Throw me the ball.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
I feel frisky.
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Did you get lucky yesterday?
This looks odd.
I love fall in England.
Failure is like a winter's day...
I know math.
I have the scroll.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are so mean to me.
This is the right time to be angry.
You never do what I want.
Can I make art?
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
It's not alive.
A girl needs boundaries.
I see you let yourself in.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Stop, in the name of love.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to inspire me.
Take this with water.
We're cursed.
You are a godsend.
Just try not to cry
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
We've only got one hope.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I'll get it.
Who left a slice of pizza in the wardrobe?
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are sentimental.
I never listened.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
My life means nothing.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to stop questioning me.
How much money do you have?
I bet you know why I'm worried.
This is the right time to be happy.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
You're going to need a spatula.
I'm the only banker who ever lived.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Hey, watch me leave.
I need you.
It's time to make lunch.
I should think about this.
I feel amused.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
We need to make better decisions.
You're going to need a police officer.
Don't fool around.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Did you fart this morning?
You are not my son.
You're really something!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Be yourself!
I see you know what to do.
I am going to the funeral.
Open your heart.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Please, come closer.
It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you an icecream.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
Dancing is good for the soul.
I want you to be unique.
You despise me.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm a ghost.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I am tasteful.
Leave it until morning.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
My life is over.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I'll keep guard.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Someone's having a bad day.
Throw it here.
Take the money and go.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I will always despise you.
I've reported it to mother.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I'm the best dictator who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
It's time to go.
It's not ready.
It's giving me an error message.
You need it.
We're ghosts.
I'm lucky.
Can I make it work?
This is a day to remember
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm going to need a make-up artist.
You never sing anymore.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Give me the kite.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I heard a noise coming from the guest room.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Get ready for this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
This room is bugged.
You burned it on purpose.
Please, stop shouting.
I can offer you a wine.
I see you have done this before.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I know what to do.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I want you to betray me.
I have the knife.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Take the piano and go.
A girl needs her grandmother.
You're going to pay!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I'm a god.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I love spring in India.
It's your fault that the dog died.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I never really lived.
You want it.
Can I make it worse?
I'll open it.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'm cursed.
You should find your father.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Good luck!
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
I can offer you a sandwich.
I'm the best construction worker who ever lived.
I need to tell you about the bread-stick.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I have faith.
You are not my favourite.
This looks suspicious.
I feel envious.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
We're going to need a knife.
You are an idiot.
I will always love you.
I want you to cook for me.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
We've only got one option.
Take the money and die.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
It has to work
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I want that otter out of my life!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Be better!
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
We need to eat.
Please, stay where you are.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I knew you could fix it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Open the window.
I want you to be confident.
I'll watch.
Your nose has turned pink.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You're crazy.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I have the need, the need for speed.
No one can ever know the truth.
I have to tell you about Friday.
This looks interesting.
Who left a lizard in the kitchen?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I love winter in Spain.
We should ask for more money.
Hey, watch me smile.
It was your fault that the cat died.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Someone's locked the door.
Open it here.
You can do this
I just want a cocktail. What's wrong with that?
Victory is like a camera...
Get ready, or get out.
You could never need me.
Show me the cracker.
Please, stop laughing.
Good morning!
You are not my mother.
Your lips have turned black.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You're going to need a matador.
You found it.
I can offer you a Guinness.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I never gave up hope.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
Let's drink
You're going down!
You are my mother.
I'm trying to save you.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
It's not safe.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Leave it alone.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Can I make an impression?
Please, tell me.
My life matters.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I'm the only bank robber on this planet
Patriotism is like a mountain...
I want you to look at me.
You should disown your father.
Give me the fork.
I know more than you realise.
You are so kind to me.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
We need to play.
Okay, who left a saw in the classroom?
There's no time like the present.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
When I was little, I wanted to be a spelunker.
I volunteer to go!
We are sly.
I see you every day.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Did you fart last night?
I'm magnificent.
I never wanted to die.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
A boy needs boundaries.
I can't find my hedgehog anywhere.
I should start a business.
This is the right time to be alone.
This room is unstable.
I want you to be extravagant.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I want to tell you about the bratwurst.
We've only got one bullet.
I'm going to need a merchant.
I love spring in Japan.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I have the poem.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You are my son.
I have money.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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