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You're a god.
You devil!
Someone's listening.
Time to shine
We've only got one of these.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I volunteer as tribute!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Who left a Red Bull in the guest room?
I am going to the funeral.
I feel at ease.
I am realistic.
Take the piano and leave.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I know what happened.
I will always despise you.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I want you to stop me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
You're going to pay!
You should disown your mother.
Let's play
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I never killed anyone.
I knew you could open it.
I want you to be disappointed.
It's giving me hope.
Throw me the saw.
I see you for who you are.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Take this with water.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
We're going to need a bricklayer.
Stop, in the name of love.
Ha-cha-cha.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
How dare you look at me!
Dreams are like spaghetti...
My life matters.
I'm the only poet on this planet
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You need me.
You should go to the police.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I'm trying to win.
This looks bad.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are a genius.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
Open the curtains.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
We're ghosts.
We need to order pizza.
Sound the alarm!
Leave it to the professionals.
It's not the right size.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I feel dirty.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I love summer in Brazil.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
We've only got one option.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Don't just stand there.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are neglectful.
Good grief!
You monster!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's giving me grief.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I have time.
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You are my father.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to be meddlesome.
I am going to Christmas.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
You should call your father.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I have the letter.
I'm the greatest soldier who ever lived.
Dammit, who left a ball in the stable?
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
My life is over.
Open the door.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
You're going to need a shepherd.
You are so nice to me.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Your eyes have turned blue.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to stop smelling me.
Take this with you.
I've reported it to the police.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
You never listen.
I want that dingo out of my house!
You're a ghost.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Don't get too close.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I can offer you a job.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I want you to betray me.
You are not my type.
I never gave up hope.
How dare you laugh at me!
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
This is a fine ship
We're no good.
I can offer you a wine.
You know it.
A girl needs a job.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I volunteer myself!
Be yourself!
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
This room is haunted.
Why do you love me, so much?
Did you fart today?
Who left a lamb in the guest room?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I love you.
I have the card.
Let's drink
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
It's not easy.
I feel determined.
Good night!
Open your heart.
Can I make a wish?
Get ready to laugh.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
This is the worst time to be angry.
I love spring in Spain.
We're the same person.
Maybe no one will notice
I'll watch.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I want that panda out of my car!
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Am I dead, or not?
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I see you are thinking.
Opposites attract.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Stop, in the name of the law.
Take the money and die.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
Give it here.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's time to go to bed.
I want you to document my trip to France.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
This looks peculiar.
I know math.
We're going to need a lot of food.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I want you to hold me.
Your face has turned white.
We're lucky.
Show me the candy-bar.
I'm going to need a spatula.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You angel!
You need it.
You're going to need an exotic dancer.
You are so mean to me.
I'm the only record producer who ever lived.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
I want to tell you about the banana.
You fascinate me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I can offer you an icecream.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Did you eat today?
A girl needs her grandfather.
Dammit, who left a fork in the living room?
I volunteer to eat it!
I am impudent.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You are not my father.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Someone's having a bad day.
I love winter in India.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Good luck!
I have lost the will to live.
This looks nice.
I feel sexy.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
We're alone in the universe.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I know the future.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Darling, it's delicious.
I should vote.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You should write to your mother.
You are a liar.
I'm a ghost.
Open the bottle.
We need to help each other.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You're going to need a percussionist.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
A girl needs money.
You won't find it.
Life is like a piano...
This is a stick up.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take the piano and go.
I see you came prepared.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I want that squirrel out of my life!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Be safe!
I am inert.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
Did you get lucky today?
Can I make it right?
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I want you to inspire me.
Let's dance
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I have to tell you about the bread-stick.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Throw me the bagel.
I'm the only private detective on this planet
You are a hero.
Who left a candy-bar in the living room?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I could never hate you.
Take this and pray.
When the party starts, hide.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Your face has turned brown.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
Get ready to die.
I never loved you.
This looks great.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You should call your mother.
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
This is a fine mess
When I was little, I wanted to be a truck driver.
You're going to need an optometrist.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're no good.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Don't ask any questions.
I knew you could turn things around.
Leave it outside.
Hand me the doll.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Can I make a contribution?
I'm the worst ornithologist who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm going.
We are nervous.
I want you to love me.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I want you to stop loving me.
You can have it.
I know who you are.
Take the piano and die.
My love, it's so expensive.
I want that puppy out of my car!
You should vote.
Alright, who left a sandwich in the office?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
You are a handsome devil.
I feel relaxed.
Please, be careful.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Let's get it
I want you to be morbid.
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
My life is cursed.
You're cursed.
I want you.
You should ask your mother.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
I have faith.
Patience is a virtue
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Practice makes perfect.
I see you have done this before.
Your cheeks have turned black.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I can offer you a good price.
Can I make noises?
This looks interesting.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
How dare you smile at me!
Delivery!
No one can ever know how we did it.
I never hurt anybody.
You're coming with me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
It's not appropriate.
Show me the pickle.
I want you to kiss me.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
When the door opens, start crying.
Open it here.
You are not my favourite.
When I was little, I wanted to be an executioner.
My love, it's so shiny.
It was your fault that the show was cancelled.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Did you get lucky just now?
I have the will.
I feel cautious.
Hey, watch me leave.
You found it.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Good morning!
I want you to be playful.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I am touchy.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Someone's in here.
You will always want me.
I've reported it to the President.
We need to close it.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'll open it.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
Your face has turned blue.
You are so kind to me.
I know more than you realise.
I'm alone in the universe.
Give me the chair.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I never listened.
I want you to stop following me.
I'm trying to save you.
Please, don't eat that.
I love summer in Germany.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
It's going to be okay
It's not right.
This looks suspicious.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
We are tenacious.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Get ready for this.
This is the right time to be afraid.
When I was little, I wanted to be a thief.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I'm going to need a painter.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I've reported it to the press.
We need to open it.
You could never want me.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You made me cry on purpose.
Okay, who left a fork in the classroom?
We should quit.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Let the dead bury the dead.
I need to tell you about the dwarf.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You're never going to get away with this!
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
Crime is like a picnic in the park...
Your lips have turned white.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
You're magnificent.
A boy needs his own room.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Can I make a list?
My love, it's beautiful.
I heard a noise coming from the barn.
You are my favourite.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Take the drink and go.
Dare to dream
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You never call me.
It's not yours.
Leave it alone.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't fool around.
We're going to need a geologist.
I can't find my milkshake anywhere.
I feel frustrated.
Please, look at me.
I love autumn in America.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Get ready, or get out.
Hey, watch me move.
It's time to go.
No one can ever know that I was here.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We need to stop.
I want that bird out of my house!
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I'm cursed.
Your tongue has turned green.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
We've only got one chance.
I want to tell you about the another dimension.
I want you to be hardy.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I knew you could see it through.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I'm a god.
You lost it.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You are not my daughter.
There is no accounting for tastes.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
My life means nothing.
Who left a lobster in the attic?
I want you to stop questioning me.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We're going to need a knife.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I should quit.
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I see you let yourself in.
We're going to need a lot of money.
You will always love me.
I'm the best butcher who ever lived.
We need to make better decisions.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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