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Why do you tease me, so much?
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
Take this with you.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're going to need a hypnotist.
Who left an umbrella in the guest room?
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I can offer you a job.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Open the bottle.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I never hurt anybody.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
I'm trying to help.
A girl needs her friends.
You're a ghost.
Leave it here.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to cook for me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
Get ready for this.
You're never going to get away with this!
Did you fart last night?
I know what happened.
My life is cursed.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You will always despise me.
It's not yours.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
We need to order pizza.
It's time to go.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
This is a stick up.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Take the money and go.
We've only got one of these.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Let's get it
Don't ask any questions.
You are a liar.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I will always hate you.
Good grief!
Please, stop doing that.
I want to tell you about the doctor.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You devil!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I feel devious.
You need it.
I volunteer to go!
No one can ever know what we did.
We're the same person.
You should disown your mother.
I can offer you an apple.
Someone's listening.
Open it here.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
This room is shrinking.
You're special.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the waiting room.
I am going to Easter.
A boy needs his mother.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are so kind to me.
Be safe!
I can offer you a good price.
I'll get it.
Who left a shovel in the dining room?
It's giving me grief.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I never really lived.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Am I dead, or not?
I want that crocodile out of my room!
How dare you laugh at me!
Dare to dream
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
You're a god.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
We should ask for more money.
Can I make an effort?
You are discreet.
This looks peculiar.
I see you let yourself in.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
Get ready to run.
We need to make better decisions.
Take the money and die.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
You're coming with me!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You are my favourite.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You never say what you're thinking.
Stop, in the name of love.
Sound the alarm!
I'm trying to care.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
I want you to be ashamed.
You will always want me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Delivery!
My life is a mystery.
Am I coming with you, or not?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Hey, watch me move.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Fears are like chocolate...
My love, it's dead.
I volunteer myself!
It's not in.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are a hero.
I'll wait here.
Why do you love me, so much?
You lost it.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I need you.
You're going to need a can opener.
Take this and pray.
I am going to the party.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
Put it here.
This is the right time to be amused.
I knew you could open it.
I've reported it to Interpol.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
I'm the worst ventriloquist on this planet
This looks familiar.
I never loved you.
You angel!
I want you to clean up after me.
When the bell rings, hide.
I see you are thinking.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to be unsure.
Your lips have turned stripey.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
I love spring in France.
We should hide.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Take the piano and die.
Let's go
We're gods.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I have to tell you about the candy-bar.
I am blunt.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Just be yourself
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
You are not my father.
Get ready, or get out.
I'm special.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Please, stop laughing.
You could never want me.
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I volunteer as tribute!
I have lost the will to live.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I want that puppy out of my car!
Who left a sheep in the dining room?
I'll help.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
You are a twit.
Someone's having a bad day.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This looks interesting.
This is the right time to be here.
I have the time.
You are so mean to me.
It's time to pack your bags.
This room is haunted.
Can I make the team?
We need to open it.
I'm the greatest guitarist on this planet
Good morning!
When the lights go out, start crying.
A boy needs a job.
I want you to read to me.
I want you to be inoffensive.
You monster!
When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.
You can have it.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me the chicken wing.
You are not my conscience.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You are the best person I have ever met.
Leave it until morning.
I feel disappointed.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I know who you are.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You're under arrest!
Get ready to dance.
I want to tell you about the the escape-pod.
I'm alone in the universe.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I see you for who you are.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
I am frightening.
Let's watch TV!
I'll get ready.
Time to shine
Someone's coming this way.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I want that monkey out of my room!
I heard a sound coming from the corridor.
I have the scroll.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I've reported it to the President.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want you to kill me.
Darling, it's dead.
Be yourself!
I'm a ghost.
I want you to be passive.
I want you to stop questioning me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I am going to the funeral.
We need to break up.
Please, wait here.
Show me the bagel.
Your face has turned green.
You never call me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Take this with water.
You should listen to your mother.
Who left a spatula in the outhouse?
Find some proof that they lied to you.
It's time to brush your teeth.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
A girl needs her grandfather.
My life means nothing.
I'm the worst lawyer who ever lived.
It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.
We're ghosts.
Get ready to die.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Open the curtains.
It's not mine.
Did you get lucky this morning?
Can I make it right?
You're going to need a ventriloquist.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know the truth.
I have the need, the need for speed.
It's giving me a headache.
Hey, watch me leave.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Take the money and leave.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
Pain is like a beach...
My love, it's delicious.
How dare you smile at me!
Your nose has turned stripey.
I have 20-20 vision.
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to be inflamed.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Give it here.
This looks edible.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want that octopus out of my house!
I know where you were.
I want you to love me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I'm the worst barber on this planet
I love fall in America.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
We need to eat.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Be better!
I'll sit on it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Please, stand.
You never take me seriously.
Don't wait to be asked.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Open the window.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I have to tell you about Easter.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
You should ask your mother.
I am single-minded.
We're going to need a can opener.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I've reported it to the press.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Fears are like spaghetti...
I need to tell you about the the palace.
You're going to need a chauffeur.
This is a fine mess
Let's drink
Darling, it's so juicy.
You are so good to me.
I want that lion out of my life!
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
I'm no good.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're going to pay!
I have the card.
I want you to help me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm a god.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Eating is good for the soul.
We need to help each other.
Can I make babies?
Take this for luck.
I see you have done this before.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
You are an inspiration.
I'm trying to believe you.
Who left an ukulele in the barn?
Be careful!
Throw me the hammer.
Did you eat this morning?
You never smile.
You hate me.
You want it.
I want you to stop following me.
You're going to need a fork.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Take the piano and leave.
I feel excited.
I will always want you.
Don't fool around.
We're magnificent.
You are my father.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Your tongue has turned green.
Let's eat
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I want you to kiss me.
I am going to the grand opening.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You're really something!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I want that shark out of my house!
I am distracted.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to be trustworthy.
I'm trying to win.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
You should disown your father.
I have to tell you about the construction worker.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
We've only got one life.
I'm the only doctor on this planet
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I have the knife.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Show me the spatula.
You should pay the bill.
Open sesame.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Easy come, easy go.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I've reported it to mother.
All's well that ends well
Alright, who left a slice of pizza in the dungeon?
A girl needs her space.
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
It's your fault that the dog died.
No one can ever know that I was here.
It's time to go to bed.
This room is bugged.
You're going to need a knife.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I never gave up hope.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I feel ridiculous.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Hey, watch me dance.
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
You're no good.
Your face has turned grey.
You're amazing!
I want that dingo out of my room!
I see you smiling.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
We've only got one option.
I'm the best graphic artist on this planet
You're going to need a lot of help.
We need to make a plan.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You are an idiot.
I knew you could turn things around.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I'll watch.
I want you to be weary.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's not right.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
My life matters.
You dropped it.
Stop, in the name of the law.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Can I make love?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Good night!
A little of what you fancy does you good.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I can offer you a cracker.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I could never love you.
We're going to need a spoon.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Please, don't drink that.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I have to tell you about the apple juice.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Show me the spring-roll.
I feel concerned.
I need to tell you about Monday.
Who left a chicken wing in the studio?
Open the door.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
A girl needs a job.
You never have time for me.
I want that snail out of my car!
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You could never love me.
Can I make music?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I have a secret.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
We're lucky.
My love, it's so juicy.
I'm the worst dogcatcher on this planet
You should listen to your father.
It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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