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I'm the best jeweler on this planet
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I never loved you.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
My life matters.
I want you to hold me.
Drop it here.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
We are ambitious.
I have money.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We've only got one option.
I'm going to need a rabbi.
This room is haunted.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Get ready to dance.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Give me the screwdriver.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
This is the right time to be here.
It's not going to fit.
This looks suspicious.
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'll keep guard.
You never smile.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I've reported it to the President.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be unlovable.
I can't find my horse anywhere.
When the party starts, hide.
I feel at ease.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Open the bottle.
I love spring in America.
You are a poet.
You are my everything.
You are not my son.
You burned it on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You're really something!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
She was unconscious when I found her.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Hey, watch me move.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Good night!
No one can ever know that you survived.
Bravery is like a river...
Be better!
We should ask for more money.
When I was little, I wanted to be an oracle.
I'm a ghost.
Take this and pray.
My life is over.
You want it.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Who left a guitar in the wine cellar?
I have the card.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
All's well that ends well
We need to stay.
I see you came prepared.
You are so good to me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I knew you could open it.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I volunteer to eat it!
It's giving me an error message.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I want you to be lying.
Your ears have turned pink.
We're going to need a wrench.
We're ghosts.
You're going to need a knight.
Show me the slice of pizza.
I'm insignificant.
Leave it here.
I'm the worst waiter on this planet
We are wise.
This is the right time to be amused.
All's well that ends well.
I heard weeping coming from the dining room.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Get ready to die.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I'm trying to win.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Take this with you.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to stop loving me.
Someone's listening.
You're a ghost.
Hey, watch me leave.
Leave it outside.
I want that swan out of my room!
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Did you fart last night?
Delivery!
This is a stick up.
Can I make time?
This room is shrinking.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I will always despise you.
Let's play
It's time to brush your teeth.
My love, it's so juicy.
Take the drink and go.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You are a godsend.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Open the curtains.
How dare you laugh at me!
Good grief!
I am going to the funeral.
Don't wait to be asked.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
We should pay the bill.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
You will always want me.
We need to make better decisions.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Who left a bratwurst in the garage?
I knew you could turn things around.
I have the knife.
Your cheeks have turned green.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Your nose has turned blue.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Please, don't eat that.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
We're weird.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'm going to need a fork.
Give me the apple.
Be yourself!
I know more than you realise.
I have needs.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I feel frightened.
I have to tell you about the dwarf.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a job.
We're gods.
I'm going to need a DJ.
When I was little, I wanted to be a courier.
You're a god.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
I'll get it.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Get ready for this.
You should ask your father.
Let's go
You angel!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
It's giving me grief.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
This is a fine mess
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I volunteer to go!
You are confident.
A boy needs money.
You are not my favourite.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
You love me.
It's not the right size.
Open the window.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I want you to stop laughing at me.
This looks edible.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I can offer you a pickle.
How dare you look at me!
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
My life is cursed.
Hand me the guitar.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
You made me cry on purpose.
I should pay the bill.
You are an inspiration.
You need it.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
We're the same person.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Gardening is good for the soul.
You are so nice to me.
We're going to need a builder.
Don't get too close.
Why do you love me, so much?
Take the piano and leave.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Can I make a mess?
You're going to pay!
I want that eagle out of my room!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You're magnificent.
I need you.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
I love autumn in Canada.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
He was unconscious when I found him.
A girl needs her father.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
You never listen.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Your lips have turned spotted.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
We're going to need a fork.
I have time.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Who left an umbrella in the cell?
Did you eat yesterday?
I feel ignorant.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I'm the greatest jailer on this planet
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You monster!
You are so mean to me.
I should start a business.
This looks odd.
It's time to go.
Take this with water.
I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.
I am critical.
You should ask your mother.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I'll open it.
Good luck!
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Please, lie down.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
You are not my type.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I want you to cook for me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are an artist.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I see you have done this before.
Someone's locked the door.
Anxiety is like a picnic at the beach...
We need to go.
Open the door.
Show no mercy
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I will always hate you.
We've only got one hope.
I'm weird.
I never wanted to die.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
My life is a mystery.
A boy needs his space.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm going to need a knife.
I love summer in Germany.
Did you fart yesterday?
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
This looks peculiar.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Be safe!
I knew you could live like this.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I volunteer myself!
You never take me seriously.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
Let's dance
You are so kind to me.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Fears are like marshmallows...
Your lips have turned pink.
I am going to Christmas.
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Who left an ale in the closet?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Don't ask any questions.
You're never going to get away with this!
Just be yourself
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You are my teacher.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
I see you every day.
No one can ever know what we did.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Please, stop shouting.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Your face has turned green.
I could never love you.
You devil!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I feel ready.
Can I make soup?
Show me the bike.
You're going to need a spoon.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You should listen to your mother.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
Your victory is like a beautiful song...
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
This room is bugged.
You could never despise me.
Take the piano and go.
You're lucky.
Let's watch TV!
I volunteer as tribute!
Who left a ball in the library?
If you don't want it, put it back.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I want you to stop believing in me.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I want you to be sad.
Hey, watch me dance.
I have powers.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
We're going to need a printer.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Good morning!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can offer you an icecream.
This is a day to remember
I know math.
You're crazy!
A boy needs his mother.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
Please, listen to me.
I am going to Easter.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Your face has turned blue.
I'm a god.
You're going to need a shovel.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I want that crab out of my life!
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Take this for luck.
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
You should disown your father.
Take the drink and leave.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
It's time to make lunch.
Time is like a beach...
You are a thief.
Put it here.
Can I make sense?
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I want you to stop questioning me.
We're special.
My love, it's so shiny.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
I want to tell you about the party.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I feel inferior.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I can offer you an apple juice.
I want you to betray me.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your cheeks have turned red.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm the only journalist who ever lived.
You could never want me.
We are encouraged.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Alright, who left a guitar in the living room?
I love winter in Ireland.
Whoop-whoop.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Whatever happens, don't panic
I want you to be gentle.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Don't fool around.
When the bell rings, start singing.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
We've only got one bullet.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Can I make the world better?
I am going to the grand opening.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
It's time to pack your bags.
Show me the skateboard.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You should listen to your father.
A boy needs a job.
It was your fault that the dog died.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
You never sing anymore.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Grief is like a river...
I know the future.
I want that octopus out of my life!
This is the worst time to be amused.
Please, stand.
I'm the only surgeon who ever lived.
Plug it in here.
We need to order pizza.
You can have too much of a good thing.
This room is unstable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Open your heart.
Let's watch the game
Leave it alone.
You are a handsome devil.
You're going to need a spatula.
You should vote.
I want you to kiss me.
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to be reserved.
I have the will.
You are my inspiration.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I'll listen.
Your face has turned spotted.
I'm going to need a candlemaker.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I want you to stop smelling me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I am perplexed.
It's not easy.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You dropped it.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could fix it.
Your lips have turned brown.
I'm trying to help.
I love summer in Canada.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
When I was little, I wanted to be a sleuth.
I want that goat out of my car!
Someone's watching us.
I feel hopeful.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Stop, in the name of love.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I see you for who you are.
What goes around comes around.
I never really lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
You are my favourite.
No one can ever know that I survived.
This looks great.
You should make peace with your mother.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Take the money and die.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I have faith.
You should go to the police.
Darling, it's alive.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want you to love me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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