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I volunteer to eat it!

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I have the will.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Did you eat this morning?

You should disown your mother.

I'm a ghost.

You never have time for me.

We need to make out.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

My love, it's alive.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Take this with water.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your lips have turned white.

A boy needs confidence.

Get ready to dance.

I knew you could survive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a magistrate.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a drug dealer.

Be safe!

You are the best person I have ever met.

I want you to marry me.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I'm magnificent.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

This is a day to remember

You are so nice to me.

It's time to pack your bags.

I'm the best marshal on this planet

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This looks familiar.

Dare to dream

We should buy a lottery ticket.

You are young.

I want that bee out of my car!

This room is shrinking.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I love spring in England.

I am going to the wedding.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want you to be unfathomable.

Let's get it

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

This is the right time to be alone.

I have money.

I can offer you a sandwich.

You're crazy!

Please, tell me.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'll wait here.

We're the same person.

Who left a knife in the living room?

You're a god.

You could never want me.

Did you eat just now?

Hey, watch me smile.

You are a poet.

Life is like a camera...

Open the curtains.

I never loved you.

We need to eat.

Take the drink and die.

I will always need you.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Your nose has turned purple.

I volunteer to go!

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

How dare you smile at me!

Put it here.

I want to tell you about the party.

Throw me the wrench.

You made me cry on purpose.

I've reported it to the President.

It's not alive.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

We're magnificent.

I'm going to need a fork.

I want you to stop following me.

It's giving me grief.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want to tell you about the water.

You should call your mother.

Someone's coming this way.

You're going to need a lot of help.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I know math.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

A girl needs boundaries.

I can't find my bird anywhere.

I love winter in Ireland.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Can I make a contribution?

My life is a mystery.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I want you to listen to me.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Please, don't touch that.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're under arrest!

I should ask for more money.

Be better!

It was your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

You never stop to think.

Gardening is good for the soul.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Your tongue has turned black.

I want you to be winning.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Who left a smoothie in the barn?

You will always want me.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Open it here.

This is a fine mess

I feel frisky.

I have the gun.

You are a hero.

You are flamboyant.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

My love, it's so expensive.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Take this for luck.

Hand me the knife.

Leave it until morning.

We're lucky.

You monster!

Don't fool around.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Take the drink and leave.

I'm the best sleuth on this planet

I can't find my short black anywhere.

You lost it.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I will always love you.

I've reported it to the press.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Open your heart.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

We're going to need a captain.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Sound the alarm!

I'm a god.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

You should write to your father.

Let's watch TV!

If you're done, we'll get started.

Get ready to run.

I heard laughter coming from the guest room.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

It's time to brush your teeth.

No one can ever know that I like you

Your lips have turned purple.

We should ask for more money.

You never sing anymore.

This room is unstable.

A boy needs his own room.

I am intuitive.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Can I make a movie?

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

Darling, it's delicious.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to be regretful.

I want that chipmunk out of my life!

Did you fart today?

You are so mean to me.

I see you smiling.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You're alone in the universe.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Please, sit down.

Be careful!

I'll sit on it.

I want you to stop lying to me.

This is the right time to be happy.

Good morning!

Give me the licorice twist.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We need to go.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Your tongue has turned pink.

This room is bugged.

This looks bad.

You never smile.

We should go to the police.

You are not my mother.

Who left an umbrella in the living room?

It's time to make lunch.

Take the piano and leave.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Get ready, or get out.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Patience is a virtue

Hey, watch me move.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

It's not going to fit.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I can offer you a whiskey.

Keep your powder dry.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want to tell you about the the fort.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'm the worst entrepreneur on this planet

You angel!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I want you to be cantakerous.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

You're really something!

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I'm crazy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a truck driver.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Drop it here.

We're gods.

I see you let yourself in.

I love autumn in America.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I volunteer myself!

You could never fascinate me.

Did you get lucky last night?

Can I make a puppet?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

A boy needs his friends.

I want you to stop loving me.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I feel nervous.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I never could make up my mind.

Please, don't eat that.

I can offer you a banana.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You are my mother.

Open sesame.

I'm trying to understand.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Just try not to cry

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

Someone's in here.

We need to unite.

Let's go

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

When the party starts, start crying.

This is a stick up.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

We've only got one option.

You should listen to your father.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I have powers.

I want you to be humorous.

Forgiveness is like a guitar...

You're crazy.

You never take me seriously.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

It was my fault that the train was late.

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

Am I dead, or not?

I know the future.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I will always want you.

This is the right time to be here.

You broke the vase on purpose.

It's not in.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Good grief!

I want that goldfish out of my house!

You are not my father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.

It's time to go to bed.

Take the piano and die.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Dammit, who left a kite in the conservatory?

Show me the screwdriver.

I love autumn in China.

We are overimaginative.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You devil!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Delivery!

Let's drink

I am going to the grand opening.

Don't just stand there.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I can offer you a merlot.

Oil and water don't mix.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make it right?

Someone's watching us.

You are a thief.

I have time.

I'm going to need a hammer.

A girl needs her father.

I want you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

You're going to need a poet.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm no good.

It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.

Just be yourself

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are my love.

It's not mine.

No one can ever know that I was here.

No one can ever know the truth.

I can offer you a good price.

We need to help each other.

I knew you could turn things around.

You should find your mother.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I have the knife.

I want you to be disruptive.

I should go to the police.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I feel hopeful.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I volunteer as tribute!

You are modest.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Leave it to the professionals.

We're ghosts.

Throw me the spring-roll.

Can I make a treehouse?

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

My life is over.

I want that chicken out of my room!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Silence construes consent.

I'll keep guard.

I'm going to need a pianist.

We're special.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Let's dance

You are my teacher.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

You are an inspiration.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.

I can offer you a kebab.

It's not tight enough.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I want you to document my trip to England.

Friendship is like a mountain...

Who left a Guinness in the garage?

I want you to help me.

Please, give me that.

Take the money and go.

I despise you.

I want you to be shortsighted.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

Be yourself!

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

I see you came prepared.

You're going to need a fork.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Show me the guitar.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I am going to Christmas.

This looks nice.

When the party starts, start singing.

I can offer you a job.

My love, it's so shiny.

You should ask your father.

I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I'm going to need an impersonator.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Good night!

I love summer in Japan.

Can I make love?

How dare you laugh at me!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I have the poem.

Let's eat

Get ready for this.

I have to tell you about the the liferaft.

A girl needs her grandfather.

You broke it.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You will always hate me.

I want you to be brittle.

I'm the only optometrist who ever lived.

Time to shine

I want you to stop me.

I feel miserable.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You're a ghost.

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

You are a handsome devil.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

This looks odd.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

Your ears have turned brown.

You need it.

Friendship is like a spring day...

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Can I make a wish?

This room is haunted.

Open the door.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Let's watch the game

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

Get ready to die.

I want that ant out of my car!

I'm trying to believe you.

I have 20-20 vision.

It's giving me an error message.

We've only got one hope.

I want you to be subjective.

You will always love me.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

You are a genius.

You are my reason for living.

Leave it here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

We're going to need a cartoonist.

It has to work

Did you eat yesterday?

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Please, stop shouting.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

Your tongue has turned white.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

You are so kind to me.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

A girl needs discipline.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Pain is like a bar of soap...

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I never wanted this.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I need to tell you about the griffin.

Why do you love me, so much?

Take the drink and go.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

You should pay the bill.

I have faith.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Can I make connections?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I want that shark out of my room!

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