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Be safe!

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Throw me the fork.

You're a god.

Good night!

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

It's not yours.

I feel extravagant.

I want you to be expedient.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You are domineering.

Leave it here.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Let's play

This is a fine mess

I have the will.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I knew you could live like this.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I love summer in France.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you to stop lying to me.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I see you have done this before.

You need it.

I need to tell you about the the palace.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You monster!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Why do you love me, so much?

You're really something!

We're going to need a scout.

I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.

We need to close it.

I can offer you a Red Bull.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I am going to the funeral.

I never could make up my mind.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to hold me.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You are a poet.

You should listen to your father.

Darling, it's alive.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'll help.

We've only got one option.

It's giving me grief.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I could never want you.

I should go to the police.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Please, make yourself comfortable.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Open your heart.

Delivery!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's not open.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a can opener.

Can I make money?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Be better!

How dare you laugh at me!

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We're crazy.

Let's watch the game

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are so mean to me.

You need me.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Good things come to those who wait.

Get ready for this.

Just try not to cry

Take the drink and go.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Your nose has turned blue.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I see you came prepared.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

We're ghosts.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Give me the bread-stick.

I want that wolf out of my life!

Don't get too close.

You never listen.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You devil!

Your cheeks have turned green.

I love autumn in Spain.

Take this with you.

My life means nothing.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I know math.

This is a day to remember

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I want you to stop me.

I feel sore.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

You are a handsome devil.

You are my daughter.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Sound the alarm!

This looks bad.

Open the window.

I'm a god.

Good luck!

How dare you look at me!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We need to make better decisions.

We should go to the police.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I will always want you.

We're going to need a police officer.

A boy needs his mother.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Who left an umbrella in the laundry?

It's giving me hope.

We're insignificant.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Your lips have turned stripey.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

You could never love me.

Did you eat at work?

Get ready, or get out.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

Eating is all I can manage now.

You are so kind to me.

You're coming with me!

I knew you could make up your mind.

Leave it to the professionals.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

No one will ever know

Take this for luck.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We're going to need a hammer.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to marry me.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I know what to do.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I volunteer as tribute!

Dating is like turning on a light-switch...

I'm trying to understand.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You're a ghost.

Good grief!

We should hide.

It's not for sale.

You are hesitant.

I'm the worst painter on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I feel confused.

My life is a mystery.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a politician.

You broke it.

Open it here.

Open the curtains.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Who left a bagel in the cell?

You should disown your mother.

Please, give me that.

How much luck do you have?

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

You could never want me.

It's giving me an error message.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Laughter is the best medicine.

I want that lizard out of my room!

This looks familiar.

I want you to be determined.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I heard a noise coming from the library.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Take the money and die.

Someone's watching us.

We're going to need a spoon.

Good morning!

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Hey, watch me move.

Take this and pray.

You are my mother.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

I am going to the wedding.

I'm cursed.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

Can I make the bed?

You never sing anymore.

My love, it's so juicy.

We need to go.

I could never love you.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I see you every day.

You should write to your father.

You are not my type.

Let's dance

Luck is like a bar of soap...

Who left a banana in the basement?

I am disgusting.

I know what happened.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

It's not appropriate.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

We're going to need a court jester.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Please, stay where you are.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We're the same person.

I can offer you an egg nog.

I have the gun.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You are a hero.

I feel comfortable.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

You are so nice to me.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

I want you to read to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Take the money and leave.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

Can I make a difference?

Did you eat this morning?

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You want me.

I can offer you a good price.

This looks great.

You are my teacher.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I love winter in India.

You angel!

My life is over.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I'm crazy.

We need to unite.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Death is like a beach...

I want that puppy out of my house!

I want you to be dishonest.

Your nose has turned grey.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Don't fool around.

Darling, it's dead.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I'm the best fraudster who ever lived.

We've only got one bullet.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I see you smiling.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I have needs.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

It's giving me a headache.

I can offer you a saké.

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

You burned it on purpose.

Get ready to run.

I love you.

Please, tell me.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to love me.

Can I make lunch?

I'm going to need a shovel.

Someone's having a bad day.

When the party starts, start singing.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Time to shine

I want you to stop following me.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I love spring in Germany.

No one can ever know that I like you

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I want you to be upset.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We've only got one hope.

You are not my son.

Leave it outside.

I'm the greatest lawyer who ever lived.

Hand me the knife.

We're going to need a swimmer.

You are overimaginative.

I'm trying to care.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You lost it.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want that penguin out of my house!

I know who you are.

A girl needs love.

This room is haunted.

I have the time.

Be yourself!

You never call me.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

I will always love you.

Please, stop doing that.

I have 20-20 vision.

You're cursed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

I need to tell you about the chocolate milk.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Okay, who left a hammer in the attic?

It's not dead.

I love winter in Spain.

My life matters.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Take the drink and die.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

This is a stick up.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I see you for who you are.

Don't just stand there.

This looks wrong.

We're going to need a yodeler.

No one can ever know what we did.

We need to play.

I'm trying to forgive you.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I want you to be incapable.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want you to cook for me.

I want that ant out of my car!

We're going to need a knife.

I can't find my squirrel anywhere.

We're gods.

I know the future.

Your eyes have turned green.

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Did you fart today?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I will always hate you.

Give me the hot dog.

You never take me seriously.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

You are not my father.

Who left a burger in the bathroom?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the police.

I am going to Easter.

Throw it here.

We're lucky.

When the door opens, hide.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Can I make it work?

Get ready to die.

You dropped it.

You should hide.

It's not safe.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I'm going to need a chauffeur.

We are lustful.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Hey, watch me dance.

I never hurt anybody.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

My love, it's so shiny.

I heard laughter coming from the living room.

Open sesame.

Please, stop crying.

I'm going to need a can opener.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.

I feel forgetful.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

A boy needs money.

I'm the only paramedic who ever lived.

You should write to your mother.

I have to tell you about the coffee.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

You can have it.

I want you to be subtle.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You're weird.

Who left a licorice twist in the attic?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Take the piano and go.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I want that frog out of my car!

I want you to stop tickling me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Drop it here.

The truth will out.

You should quit.

Your nose has turned stripey.

Let's drink

I'm going to need a knight.

I know where you were.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Someone's coming this way.

Did you fart last night?

You are not my conscience.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I see you are thinking.

You are so good to me.

I want to tell you about Monday.

You will always want me.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

You are stiff.

This room is bugged.

This looks odd.

I'm trying to open it.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I've reported it to mother.

I'm the best manicurist who ever lived.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

It's time to make lunch.

I feel courageous.

A boy needs his grandmother.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We're going to need a lot of luck.

Falling in love is like eating a salad...

Who left a fishcake in the dungeon?

I want you to kill me.

Maybe no one will notice

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I want that bunny out of my house!

I want you to be paranoid.

Get ready to laugh.

Plug it in here.

I have powers.

You are my sunshine.

Throw me the knife.

You're lucky.

Someone's listening.

You're under arrest!

I have the knife.

I love winter in Canada.

Don't ask any questions.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

You are melancholic.

Please, be careful.

I want you to stop looking at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ornithologist.

I've reported it to the President.

I'll sit on it.

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