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Find some proof that she lied to you.

I want you to kill me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I've reported it to mother.

I am going to the wedding.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

This looks edible.

I'll keep guard.

You're crazy.

This is a stick up.

I love summer in Switzerland.

My life is cursed.

We're gods.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Leave it alone.

When the lights go out, start singing.

We're going to need a knife.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You are objective.

I have lost the will to live.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We need to make better decisions.

How dare you smile at me!

Take the money and die.

I never could make up my mind.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Open it here.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I want that snail out of my house!

Please, sit down.

You monster!

I want you to stop lying to me.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't just stand there.

I should vote.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I'm a ghost.

Delivery!

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm going to need a lot of food.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You should call your mother.

Open the window.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Sound the alarm!

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

You are my only hope.

You are so kind to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

We've only got one option.

No one can ever know the truth.

You despise me.

The truth is like a book...

I need you.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I volunteer to go!

I can't find my burger anywhere.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I can offer you a banana.

Just be yourself

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I knew you could turn things around.

This looks interesting.

Someone's coming this way.

Who left a fork in the garage?

You are a handsome devil.

We're magnificent.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Be better!

I see you have done this before.

This is the worst time to be here.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I know what happened.

We are jolly.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I have the letter.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

When the party starts, start crying.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are not my mother.

Why do you love me, so much?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You never have time for me.

I never gave up hope.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Don't get too close.

You burned it on purpose.

I'll get ready.

You devil!

It's time to brush your teeth.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I could never love you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to clean up after me.

I have to tell you about the attic.

Throw me the umbrella.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Please, stop crying.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Your ears have turned red.

Leave it outside.

We should pay the bill.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

How dare you laugh at me!

You're a ghost.

I want that kangaroo out of my life!

We've only got one hope.

I see you for who you are.

I'm trying to believe you.

Let's watch TV!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Pride comes before a fall.

You're going to need a lot of money.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Leave it here.

You could never want me.

I volunteer to eat it!

A girl needs her father.

You're crazy!

Open the bottle.

Take the piano and leave.

It's not open.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I want you to be solemn.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You are conciliatory.

Love is like a guitar...

I love winter in Switzerland.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm the greatest receptionist who ever lived.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know what we did.

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I knew you could fix it.

You are so mean to me.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I'll open it.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I can offer you a job.

We're cursed.

I feel decisive.

I need to tell you about the ale.

Get ready for this.

This is a fine mess

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

You crashed the car on purpose.

My love, it's beautiful.

I have money.

Who left a spoon in the attic?

Someone's watching us.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You want it.

You never take me seriously.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Can I make the world better?

This room is haunted.

Be yourself!

We need to play.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

This is the right time to be here.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I'm a god.

You should write to your father.

I want you to stop tricking me.

My life means nothing.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You're going to need a spatula.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's not yours.

I want that eagle out of my room!

Put it here.

You are frugal.

You could never fascinate me.

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a good price.

I have to tell you about the the escape-pod.

I love spring in Germany.

I feel like crying.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I'll watch.

I'm weird.

Can I make a home?

Whatever happens, don't panic

Get ready to die.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Someone's in here.

I want you to be romantic.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

I'm the greatest rabbi on this planet

Finding a job is like opening a gate...

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I knew you could open it.

I'm trying to save you.

We're the same person.

I know what to do.

It's your fault that the dog died.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are a twit.

Let's eat

You never say what you're thinking.

Give it here.

I am going to Christmas.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I can offer you a long white.

I will always despise you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to cook for me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

You lost it.

Give me the bagel.

I volunteer myself!

Sorry, I have to take this.

I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.

Darling, it's delicious.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

This is a fine ship

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You're coming with me!

I've reported it to the police.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.

I feel ordinary.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I have needs.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Please, stop shouting.

I'll listen.

You made me cry on purpose.

Open sesame.

I love summer in America.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Variety is the spice of life.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

This room is bugged.

I have to tell you about the living room.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I can offer you a soda.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Fears are like chocolate...

Be careful!

This looks peculiar.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to listen to me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Your nose has turned green.

You broke it.

I am going to the party.

You're going to need an oracle.

I want you to be fraudulent.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I never really lived.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You are so nice to me.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

It's almost over

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I have the gun.

I want that fly out of my car!

I heard weeping coming from the cell.

You never sing anymore.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

It's not right.

A girl needs her space.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

We are creative.

You're going to need a saw.

Someone's listening.

We're going to need a lot of money.

Please, tell me.

Open the curtains.

I need to tell you about the criminal.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're never going to get away with this!

Blood is thicker than water.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

It's giving me a headache.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...

You are not my type.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to hold me.

Take the piano and go.

When I was little, I wanted to be a winemaker.

You're a god.

I'm magnificent.

I can't find my house anywhere.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Good luck!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

We've only got one chance.

Ha-cha-cha.

Plug it in here.

Hey, watch me move.

I've reported it to the President.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

My life is over.

You are so good to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Can I make up?

Forgiveness is like a good book...

I'm the only entertainer on this planet

Who left a wrench in the dungeon?

A girl needs confidence.

We're ghosts.

This looks odd.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

We are joyous.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Leave it until morning.

We need to break up.

Throw me the carrot.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

How much money do you have?

You dropped it.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I'm going to need an impersonator.

I want you.

I feel sexy.

I never wanted this.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You are not my daughter.

You angel!

You're under arrest!

I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.

I know math.

You fascinate me.

Stop, in the name of love.

You are a hero.

Your ears have turned purple.

I want that ant out of my house!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's not in.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Can I make medicine?

A boy needs boundaries.

I love summer in Germany.

You should find your mother.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We've only got one of these.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You never call me.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Please, stop laughing.

I need to tell you about Easter.

Alright, who left a shovel in the conservatory?

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I feel impulsive.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

We're going to need a stunt double.

When I was little, I wanted to be a botanist.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

We're going to need a wrench.

We need to stay.

Get ready to run.

You're special.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I want that sheep out of my house!

Can I make kimchi?

I'll get it.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

It's time to pack your bags.

You could never love me.

We should quit.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Hey, watch me smile.

Open the door.

You never stop to think.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I have powers.

You're really something!

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

Justice is like a beautiful song...

Your cheeks have turned red.

Your tongue has turned black.

You should make peace with your mother.

You are not my conscience.

Whoop-whoop.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I'm trying to win.

Take this with water.

I want you to stop loving me.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

This looks wrong.

I love fall in Germany.

Good grief!

Take the piano and die.

I feel offended.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want that cat out of my house!

You can't have it.

I'm going to need a can opener.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I know the future.

Please, be careful.

I want you to be beautiful.

Throw it here.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm the only beekeeper on this planet

I bet you know why I'm broke.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Can I make an effort?

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

It has to work

I want you to kiss me.

Take this and pray.

I see you let yourself in.

It's giving me hope.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You're alone in the universe.

I am circumspect.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Darling, it's so expensive.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Who left a fish in the basement?

I can offer you a cappuccino.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

How much luck do you have?

A boy needs a job.

Becoming rich is like writing a memo...

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

You never do what I want.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You could never despise me.

Show me the croissant.

Your eyes have turned red.

I should start a business.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Take the money and go.

Please, stop smoking.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

You should ask your father.

This room is shrinking.

You are my father.

Let's get it

I want you to marry me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I feel lazy.

I want you to be logical.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

I'm crazy.

Dare to dream

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You found it.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I love autumn in Germany.

I'll sit on it.

Give me the ball.

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