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I volunteer as tribute!
You will always want me.
You should start a business.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You are an idiot.
How dare you smile at me!
Plug it in here.
Leave it alone.
My love, it's alive.
Stop, in the name of the law.
No one suspects a thing
I have the knife.
I'll keep guard.
You are my daughter.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Sound the alarm!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Take this and pray.
I have needs.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
Don't just stand there.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Be better!
I want you to be perceptive.
Delivery!
Hey, watch me leave.
I'm a ghost.
Did you fart last night?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are not my daughter.
We're the same person.
Let's watch TV!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You devil!
Actions speak louder than words.
I want that chimpanzee out of my house!
I want you to cook for me.
I will always love you.
You are so mean to me.
Your face has turned orange.
It's not open.
I know who you are.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
This room is haunted.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I feel heroic.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
We need to eat.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I never hurt anybody.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Get ready to dance.
A girl needs her mother.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I've reported it to the police.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Reality is like a summer's day...
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is a fine ship
I am going to the funeral.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Okay. Just do what I do.
Give it here.
You should go to the police.
We are enigmatic.
You are my son.
Throw me the chair.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Can I make a robot?
We're gods.
I volunteer to go!
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I see you are thinking.
Be yourself!
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
It's giving me hope.
Open the window.
My love, it's delicious.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This looks suspicious.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
You're going to need a fork.
You should make peace with your father.
We've only got one hope.
You could never want me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You lost it.
I'm lucky.
I'm trying to open it.
I have the scroll.
I never loved you.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
You never sing anymore.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
You are a liar.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I have to tell you about Easter.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I want you to be zany.
We're going to need a greengrocer.
Did you fart just now?
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You monster!
Find some proof that they deceived you.
It has to work
My life matters.
It's not easy.
You are my reason for living.
Don't wait to be asked.
Dating is like taking a bath...
You made me cry on purpose.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I know where you were.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I will always hate you.
Good luck!
Leave it to the professionals.
You are so kind to me.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
We need to break up.
I'll open it.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Someone's having a bad day.
Who left a crow in the kitchen?
Take this with water.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
A girl needs a job.
Gardening is good for the soul.
We're ghosts.
I want you to hold me.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
We've only got one of these.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Whoop-whoop.
Be safe!
We should pay the bill.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I feel ravenous.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You want it.
I want to tell you about the banana.
Let's play
You want me.
I see you let yourself in.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I volunteer myself!
I have a secret.
Drop it here.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to stop following me.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I love spring in Switzerland.
You are serious.
Can I make it work?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Alright, who left an umbrella in the living room?
You're crazy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
This looks bad.
Leave it until morning.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I'm the worst tailor on this planet
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You are not my favourite.
Throw me the skateboard.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
All's well that ends well
I want that lobster out of my car!
We're going to need a shovel.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take the drink and go.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
We need to close it.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a Coke.
Let's eat
I am going to Easter.
You're really something!
We're going to need a lot of money.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Your nose has turned yellow.
I feel healthy.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Don't ask any questions.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Someone's coming this way.
Can I make a difference?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You are an inspiration.
This is a day to remember
You will always despise me.
Be careful!
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to stop blaming me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Open the bottle.
Please, sit down.
We're going to need a guitarist.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Get ready to die.
I know what happened.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
You never take me seriously.
We're lucky.
I have the will.
Take the piano and die.
Did you eat yesterday?
You deserve this
This is the worst time to be happy.
I've reported it to the President.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I see you have done this before.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Throw it here.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Darling, it's beautiful.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I love summer in Brazil.
It's not for sale.
I never felt so alone.
We've only got one life.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm the greatest webmaster who ever lived.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Your nose has turned orange.
I am abrasive.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I feel threatened.
Open the curtains.
I want you to stop loving me.
You can't have it.
We need to help each other.
Can I make art?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Please, don't drink that.
Throw me the apple.
You burned it on purpose.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a pickpocket.
I knew you could fix it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You are so good to me.
A boy needs his own room.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I've reported it to mother.
Take the money and die.
Who left an iced tea in the bedroom?
We're magnificent.
I could never want you.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is a fine mess
Today is the day
We're going to need a fork.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
Victory is like a beautiful melody...
I see you came prepared.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
How dare you look at me!
I am going to the party.
I want you to stop tricking me.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
He was unconscious when I found him.
I never killed anyone.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
Take this for luck.
I'm a god.
I have time.
I want you to be difficult.
Did you eat last night?
I can offer you a burger.
You should vote.
Good morning!
When I was little, I wanted to be an entrepreneur.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Can I make a contribution?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I've reported it to the press.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Ha-cha-cha.
I know what to do.
You're under arrest!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Someone's watching us.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You are so nice to me.
You angel!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
It was my fault that the dog died.
You won't find it.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to betray me.
Take the money and go.
Let's watch the game
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Running for office is like writing a to do list...
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
We're weird.
We need to make out.
You never stop to think.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Your cheeks have turned red.
Did you fart this morning?
Just breathe
I want that duck out of my life!
Leave it outside.
When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.
I'm the worst medic on this planet
I want you to be political.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs boundaries.
Who left a candy-bar in the bedroom?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Can I make room?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I volunteer to eat it!
I love spring in America.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
How dare you laugh at me!
You're coming with me!
Someone's locked the door.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Don't get too close.
I could never hate you.
Throw me the fishcake.
I know the future.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Hey, watch me move.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I'm magnificent.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I'm trying to help.
I have 20-20 vision.
You found it.
I'm going to need a hammer.
It's time to go.
When the door opens, start singing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a watchmaker.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You despise me.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I heard a sound coming from the corridor.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I have to tell you about the the fort.
I want that dingo out of my life!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is a stick up.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Maybe no one will notice
You should find your father.
You never listen.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
It's giving me a headache.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I never could make up my mind.
We need to unite.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Am I under arrest, or not?
Please, stay where you are.
I want you.
You are my inspiration.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
No one can ever know the truth.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
This is the right time to be amused.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You're magnificent.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
When the party starts, start singing.
I want you to kill me.
You are a godsend.
I'm going to need a knife.
Give me the burger.
I have faith.
I want that scorpion out of my life!
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
It's not in.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
I'm going to need a translator.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Can I make an effort?
No one can ever know that I was here.
Dammit, who left a dog in the kitchen?
I can offer you an ale.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
My love, it's beautiful.
I have to tell you about the party.
You hate me.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Please, stop laughing.
You should call your father.
I feel sexy.
I should hide.
You are my sunshine.
Get ready, or get out.
I'm trying to care.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I'm special.
I'm the greatest shaman who ever lived.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Someone's listening.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
We've only got one option.
I'll get ready.
Hey, watch me smile.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
No one can ever know that I like you
When the bell rings, remain calm.
It's not mine.
You are a hero.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Your nose has turned spotted.
This looks great.
This is the right time to be angry.
It was your fault that the crops died.
Take the piano and leave.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Why do you love me, so much?
I knew you could see it through.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
It's going to be okay
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want to tell you about the yeti.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I want you to be dramatic.
We are physical.
You're a god.
I want you to love me.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Open it here.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Let's dance
A girl needs her space.
Stop, in the name of love.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
My love, it's so shiny.
Hand me the carrot.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want that crow out of my room!
This room is bugged.
Your face has turned red.
I feel lost.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Who left a tiger in the library?
I'm the worst paramedic on this planet
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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