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I want you to stop tickling me.
I can offer you an apple.
We're the same person.
I have the time.
I'm going to need a model.
A boy needs money.
Someone's watching us.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
How dare you look at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.
Take the money and go.
You should protect your father.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I feel lost.
It has to work
Darling, it's so shiny.
Open your heart.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You're a ghost.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Be yourself!
You are an idiot.
I see you every day.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I have powers.
Am I dead, or not?
My life is cursed.
You are so mean to me.
It's giving me a headache.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I want you to be uninhibited.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
We need to open it.
We're going to need a spatula.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
It's not tight enough.
You are aggressive.
You could never fascinate me.
I want you to hold me.
We're magnificent.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Take this and pray.
You burned it on purpose.
This is a stick up.
Sound the alarm!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You never say what you're thinking.
Can I make joy?
Why do you tease me, so much?
Are you crazy? We're not together!
You are not my mother.
Good luck!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Who left a gin and tonic in the laundry?
I'm the best shoemaker who ever lived.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I have the letter.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I can't find my goose anywhere.
Throw it here.
Let's watch the game
No one can ever know what we did.
It's time to pack your bags.
Leave it alone.
You are my everything.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I've reported it to mother.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I'm trying to forgive you.
Getting married is like opening a gate...
I feel brave.
You dropped it.
We're ghosts.
This looks odd.
A girl needs a job.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
We've only got one of these.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Hey, watch me smile.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Throw me the fork.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You will always despise me.
I am going to the funeral.
I want that bird out of my room!
I want you to stop following me.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Take the piano and leave.
We're going to need a saw.
The first thing to consider is safety.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Your lips have turned stripey.
Can I make it worse?
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.
I volunteer to go!
I can offer you a merlot.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You angel!
I never wanted to die.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm cursed.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
You made me cry on purpose.
Be careful!
I want you to marry me.
We're going to need a sailor.
I see you have done this before.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm the greatest ninja who ever lived.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Who left a screwdriver in the attic?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I am selfish.
I feel terrible.
Leave it until morning.
Good night!
Someone's locked the door.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
This looks edible.
Take this with you.
You want it.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
No one can ever know that I was here.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Please, stay where you are.
You are not my father.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
A boy needs his mother.
Let's play
I know who you are.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
You are my daughter.
Get ready to dance.
I want that raccoon out of my room!
It's time to make lunch.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Hey, watch me move.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I'm going to need a spatula.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I've reported it to the press.
You should ask your father.
Your eyes have turned grey.
You're a god.
Don't ask any questions.
Eating is good for the soul.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Your face has turned pink.
You never stop to think.
I'll open it.
Can I make connections?
This is a day to remember
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I just want a daiquiri. What's wrong with that?
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Take the money and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
It's not ready.
I want you to be fatigued.
I want you to help me.
I want you to stop loving me.
You're going to need a gladiator.
I am hurried.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're gods.
Did you fart yesterday?
We need to unite.
Winners don't quit
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I volunteer to eat it!
I heard a voice coming from the control room.
When the door opens, start singing.
Don't rock the boat.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I could never want you.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
My love, it's so shiny.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
I'm trying to win.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
It was my fault that the show was ruined.
Leave it outside.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I see you smiling.
I am going to the grand opening.
I know math.
Delivery!
I have time.
How dare you smile at me!
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to stop believing in me.
This room is bugged.
Get ready to die.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You're amazing!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I never gave up hope.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of love.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This looks nice.
Who left a spatula in the cloakroom?
Please, come in.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'm going to need a marshal.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
We need to break up.
I feel humiliated.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You're going to need a hammer.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are not my type.
I want you to be reactionary.
We've only got one chance.
Drop it here.
My life means nothing.
Why do you love me, so much?
You should disown your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's not mine.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I know what to do.
I can offer you a job.
I'm crazy.
Cooking is good for the soul.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It was my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
Hand me the wrench.
You are so kind to me.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want that monkey out of my car!
We're going to need a nurse.
I volunteer as tribute!
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I can't find my mojito anywhere.
You monster!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I am going to the party.
This is the right time to be alone.
You are my reason for living.
You never sing anymore.
Your nose has turned yellow.
I never killed anyone.
Take the drink and leave.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I want you to be blunt.
You deserve this
Someone's in here.
I could never love you.
We need to help each other.
You want me.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You won't find it.
It's not appropriate.
Did you eat while I was away?
When I was little, I wanted to be a deputy.
Having a child is like eating bread...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You're really something!
This looks interesting.
I have needs.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want you to read to me.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop blaming me.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
I can offer you a croissant.
I'm lucky.
I love spring in Switzerland.
A boy needs his space.
I'm a god.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We are fanatical.
I'm the worst sniper on this planet
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I want that monkey out of my life!
I knew you could see it through.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Please, stop doing that.
Your face has turned green.
Take the piano and go.
I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to be one-dimensional.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
Alright, who left a kite in the attic?
This is the right time to be angry.
You are a hero.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I can't find my pig anywhere.
Your ears have turned purple.
I want you to love me.
This room is haunted.
Throw me the spatula.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You will always fascinate me.
We should vote.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Plug it in here.
Someone's listening.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Let's watch TV!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A girl needs her own room.
You should call your mother.
All's well that ends well
You broke it.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
I'm a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Please, stand.
You devil!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Did you eat this morning?
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I'm the greatest shipwright on this planet
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to look at me.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
We're going to need an electrician.
Alright, who left a shovel in the kitchen?
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Get ready, or get out.
I am going to Easter.
I'll get ready.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
I'm trying to leave.
My love, it's so expensive.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have lost the will to live.
I feel independent.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You're never going to get away with this!
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Romance is like a mountain...
I see you know what to do.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
You despise me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Can I make changes?
You are so good to me.
I can offer you a 7-up.
I will always despise you.
We are sore.
Hand me the icecream.
I want you to be liberal.
Good morning!
You are a thief.
Please, lie down.
How much time do you have?
You broke the vase on purpose.
I heard laughter coming from the conservatory.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
A boy needs boundaries.
This is a fine mess
You should ask your mother.
I have the scroll.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Open sesame.
I want that shark out of my life!
I'll wait here.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
This looks suspicious.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.
I volunteer myself!
Whoop-whoop.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You are my mother.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
My life is over.
My love, it's beautiful.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you a Jack Daniels.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You never have time for me.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
This room is unstable.
Hey, watch me dance.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Alright, who left a cocktail in the bathroom?
Be better!
Maybe no one will notice
You are solemn.
Give me the kite.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Leave it here.
We need to play.
I have the knife.
Take the piano and die.
I will always hate you.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Learn to walk before you run.
We're crazy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are a liar.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
It's not easy.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
You need me.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I never wanted this.
This room is shrinking.
Can I make lunch?
Give me the umbrella.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
Open the curtains.
I'm the best surgeon on this planet
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Your cheeks have turned red.
We are positive.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Take the drink and go.
Just be yourself
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want you to stop tricking me.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Let's dance
I want that crocodile out of my car!
Please, stop smoking.
When I was little, I wanted to be an entertainer.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You are my teacher.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I have the gun.
Darling, it's alive.
I'm trying to believe you.
I love fall in America.
It's not yours.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
This looks wrong.
I want you to be creative.
Patience is a virtue
Get ready to laugh.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I'm the only explorer on this planet
You found it.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You should hide.
I feel dejected.
I never hurt anybody.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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