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Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Good night!
We're the same person.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to hold me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
A boy needs money.
No one can ever know what we did.
I feel trustworthy.
I never wanted this.
How dare you laugh at me!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Why do you love me, so much?
You should make peace with your father.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I want that goldfish out of my life!
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are serene.
Be safe!
Take the money and go.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You never stop to think.
I can offer you a hot dog.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
You will always want me.
My life is over.
I love winter in Japan.
I'm the only banker who ever lived.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You are not my type.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Delivery!
Did you eat while I was away?
You are a thief.
You're amazing!
This looks interesting.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I know the future.
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't fool around.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have money.
Just be yourself
No one can ever know that I was here.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Take this with you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
Hey, watch me smile.
You angel!
You're going to need a silversmith.
You know it.
I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.
You're a ghost.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
Plug it in here.
I feel strong.
This is a day to remember
I should think about this.
I need to tell you about the ninja.
You are my son.
We need to order pizza.
Okay, who left a turtle in the control room?
How dare you smile at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I want you to document my trip to China.
I knew you could survive.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I can't find my ale anywhere.
Someone's listening.
I'll get ready.
This room is bugged.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
Show me the wrench.
I'm lucky.
I have the scroll.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You never take me seriously.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am going to Easter.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
You are a twit.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Love is like a river...
Take the money and leave.
Get ready for this.
We've only got one hope.
We're gods.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
It's not in.
I want you to stop following me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm a ghost.
Good luck!
You're never going to get away with this!
A girl needs her grandfather.
Please, give up while you can.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
I can offer you a job.
I see you let yourself in.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Don't ask any questions.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you an apple.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I'm the worst missionary who ever lived.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want that moose out of my car!
Your tongue has turned green.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Throw it here.
I want you to look at me.
I want to tell you about the diet Coke.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
Okay, who left a latte in the laundry?
I never hurt anybody.
It's giving me a headache.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Can I make friends?
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Dying is like gardening...
This is a stick up.
You're going to need a barber.
You want it.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You are my love.
It's almost over
He was unconscious when I found him.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You devil!
How much time do you have?
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I have the knife.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Give me the ukulele.
This room is haunted.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
You made me cry on purpose.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.
I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.
You are not my father.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Sound the alarm!
I'm the only electrician who ever lived.
I'm a god.
I'm trying to save you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
You're crazy.
Be better!
My life is cursed.
I am predatory.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Am I under arrest, or not?
Get ready to die.
You never do what I want.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I want that octopus out of my house!
You should protect your mother.
I know who you are.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's not heavy.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I see you smiling.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You could never want me.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
You are so nice to me.
I feel positive.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Who left a guitar in the guest room?
You can do this
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I am going to the wedding.
I never could make up my mind.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I want to tell you about the party.
Someone's in here.
Let's drink
We're going to need a sleuth.
You are an artist.
Did you fart while I was away?
I have faith.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I can offer you an icecream.
A boy needs his own room.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You're special.
You should start a business.
I volunteer to eat it!
I heard a howl coming from the stable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
I'll wait here.
You are my teacher.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Throw me the doll.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want that wolf out of my room!
Find some proof that she tricked you.
It's not yours.
I want you to be careless.
I feel curious.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I've reported it to the press.
You should protect your father.
The first thing to consider is safety.
When the party starts, start singing.
It's giving me hope.
Can I make it fun?
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
You're going down!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
We're ghosts.
You never call me.
I could never hate you.
My life means nothing.
Your lips have turned yellow.
This room is unstable.
You dropped it.
I need to tell you about the the pyramids.
Take the drink and die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
You are so kind to me.
Leave it until morning.
Don't get too close.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I'm the best student who ever lived.
Hey, watch me leave.
I see you came prepared.
We're lucky.
A girl needs her father.
I love autumn in Ireland.
You love me.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
This is the right time to be here.
Good morning!
I knew you could turn things around.
I want that horse out of my room!
You monster!
We need to eat.
I feel doubtful.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I volunteer as tribute!
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
It's giving me an error message.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's your fault that the game sucked.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you to be frivolous.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.
You burned it on purpose.
I'm trying to understand.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're going to need a wrench.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Open it here.
I have the will.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
There's a time and a place for everything.
Open sesame.
Let's watch the game
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I can offer you a good price.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
When the party starts, start crying.
I could never despise you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Can I make a list?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
I'm the worst pawnbroker on this planet
A girl needs her mother.
I knew you could fix it.
I should start a business.
It's not easy.
I never killed anyone.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
I love winter in America.
My love, it's so juicy.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
I've reported it to the President.
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
I have 20-20 vision.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are so good to me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
We need to play.
Get ready to run.
I want you to kill me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I'm going to need a fork.
You are muddle-headed.
Throw me the guitar.
I want you to be weak-willed.
Who left a ball in the living room?
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
Please, stop shouting.
This is the worst time to be here.
You despise me.
Hey, watch me move.
Did you get lucky at work?
I have the poem.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
You should disown your father.
Leave it here.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
Someone's coming this way.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You're going to need a singer.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm the worst impersonator who ever lived.
I know where you were.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We've only got one life.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I feel liberated.
How dare you look at me!
I want that dolphin out of my life!
I want you to stop lying to me.
Can I make a mess?
I love fall in Japan.
Your face has turned brown.
You are so mean to me.
Let's get it
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Take the money and die.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to be clear-headed.
This looks odd.
You never have time for me.
You're magnificent.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Good grief!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Patriotism is like an ocean...
I will always want you.
A girl needs a job.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
I am hypnotic.
We're going to need a spatula.
I volunteer to go!
Take this and pray.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
You're a god.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Please, stop laughing.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Open your heart.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
We need to stop.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I just want a merlot. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
This is a fine ship
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
Someone's having a bad day.
Give me the shovel.
You're under arrest!
I can offer you a cocktail.
It's time to go to bed.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are a godsend.
Let's go
You can have it.
I want you to stop me.
I have powers.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I've reported it to mother.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Darling, it's delicious.
I want you to be gentle.
I can't find my shark anywhere.
Leave it alone.
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
I need to tell you about the chemist.
We've only got one option.
I'm going to need a blacksmith.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I should vote.
Get ready to dance.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I am going to the party.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
We need to make better decisions.
We're cursed.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Drop it here.
We're going to need a knife.
Can I make chilli?
Ha-cha-cha.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You are my daughter.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
I want that turtle out of my life!
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Let's dance
Open the door.
This room is shrinking.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Please, don't touch that.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I'm the worst poet on this planet
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I am familial.
You should ask your father.
I want you to kiss me.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Your face has turned purple.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Take this with water.
Who left a water in the sauna?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
A girl needs her friends.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
Give it here.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Today is the day
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I'm cursed.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
This is a fine mess
I know more than you realise.
We need to close it.
I want to tell you about the burger.
I want that bear out of my room!
I have the card.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Eating is good for the soul.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
Leave it outside.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
I knew you could see it through.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I'll open it.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I bet you know why I'm here.
I will always love you.
Who left a goldfish in the dungeon?
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You're really something!
You're going to need a lot of water.
No one can ever know the truth.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You can't have it.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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