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I want you to stop following me.

You should ask your mother.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want you to be calm.

I am going to the party.

You devil!

We are hopeful.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

It's going to be okay

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You're really something!

We're the same person.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

You are so good to me.

You despise me.

It's not ready.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I want to tell you about the terrorist.

You are a hero.

Sound the alarm!

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I have the will.

I can offer you a job.

I see you came prepared.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I can't find my 7-up anywhere.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Why do you love me, so much?

Take the drink and die.

My life means nothing.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

Be yourself!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You broke it.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Can I make a fortune?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You should start a business.

I love winter in Ireland.

Open the bottle.

I could never despise you.

I'm the best butcher on this planet

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to cook for me.

Hey, watch me smile.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I volunteer to go!

I feel responsible.

I want that tiger out of my house!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

Delivery!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Give me the hot dog.

Your tongue has turned red.

You should disown your father.

It's time to pack your bags.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I bet you know why I'm going.

We've only got one hope.

You monster!

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

It's not mine.

Fears are like spaghetti...

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

I'm a god.

Please, give me that.

We're going to need a publisher.

We're gods.

We need to make better decisions.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You could never want me.

This room is shrinking.

You never smile.

I have to tell you about the ghost.

My life matters.

I know what happened.

Can I make breakfast?

Get ready to die.

I see you for who you are.

Take the piano and go.

I have 20-20 vision.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are not my type.

This is a fine mess

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You should hide.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to stop tricking me.

Who left a chair in the closet?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to be relaxed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

I want you.

Ha-cha-cha.

You found it.

Good night!

Someone's watching us.

Take this and pray.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

How dare you smile at me!

We're no good.

I have the gun.

I heard a howl coming from the conservatory.

Don't wait to be asked.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

You are my sunshine.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I feel self-conscious.

Throw me the hammer.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

When the door opens, remain calm.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Your ears have turned stripey.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I love autumn in Spain.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You angel!

You never call me.

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to kiss me.

This room is unstable.

Take the money and go.

I see you let yourself in.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's now or never

I can't find my panda anywhere.

Gardening is good for the soul.

You should listen to your mother.

Please, stop smoking.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm the worst criminal who ever lived.

I'll keep guard.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Can I make noises?

We need to open it.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You are fascinated.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Who left a puppy in the cell?

It was your fault that the bus was late.

You're going down!

Open the curtains.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I have faith.

I will always love you.

We're going to need a can opener.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want that kangaroo out of my house!

Get ready to run.

I volunteer as tribute!

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I heard a noise coming from the waiting room.

It's not going to fit.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't just stand there.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are an inspiration.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I have the poem.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This is a day to remember

I've reported it to the President.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I have to tell you about the zombie.

You are so mean to me.

Stop, in the name of love.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I love winter in Germany.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I want you to inspire me.

I can offer you a lemonade.

This looks familiar.

Dammit, who left a carrot in the bathroom?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I'll listen.

You can have it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Leave it until morning.

I am going to Christmas.

Please, don't touch that.

You are my son.

You should make peace with your mother.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Take the piano and die.

Today is the day

We are dry.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to stop tickling me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I will always despise you.

You will always hate me.

You are a liar.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Can I make it matter?

A golden key can open any door.

I'm trying to save you.

You're going to need a barber.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I want you to hold me.

I'm the greatest drug dealer on this planet

I've reported it to Interpol.

Take this for luck.

You never do what I want.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Okay, who left a Pepsi in the basement?

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want that turtle out of my car!

We need to close it.

Your nose has turned purple.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

This looks bad.

I'll help.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

We should go to the police.

Let's play

Please, remain silent.

Hand me the pickle.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

It's not safe.

I can offer you a Budweiser.

You want it.

You should protect your mother.

No one can ever know the truth.

You're insignificant.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

I can offer you a good price.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I never really lived.

Good luck!

We are gleeful.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

You will always despise me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You're a god.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Can I make up?

I want you to help me.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I want you to be offensive.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I heard a voice coming from the studio.

It's almost over

I'm the greatest hunter who ever lived.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one option.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

I love autumn in Ireland.

You won't find it.

We're ghosts.

Leave it outside.

Show me the banana.

It's not tight enough.

This looks nice.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Open it here.

You should ask for more money.

My love, it's so juicy.

Forgive and forget.

Someone's coming this way.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Did you eat just now?

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

I am going to the grand opening.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

This room is bugged.

I want that dolphin out of my life!

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You should call your father.

I can offer you an icecream.

I have powers.

This is the right time to be angry.

The first thing to consider is safety.

It's giving me grief.

I'm a ghost.

You made me cry on purpose.

Let's drink

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Leave it here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

Just be yourself

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I feel tough.

Can I make out?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

I have to tell you about the zookeeper.

You are stupid.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Darling, it's so expensive.

You're going to need a knife.

You are so nice to me.

Friendship is like a beach...

Hey, watch me dance.

I am going to the funeral.

We should think about this.

Take the money and die.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You could never hate me.

You're amazing!

I heard a noise coming from the guest room.

I love summer in India.

Hand me the muffin.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I'm the best chef who ever lived.

I want that octopus out of my room!

This is a stick up.

I want you to be big-thinking.

I volunteer myself!

Did you eat while I was away?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

When the door opens, hide.

You're going to need an explorer.

It's time to go.

I see you every day.

You are my father.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'm special.

Alright, who left a merlot in the bathroom?

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Can I make a kite?

How much influence do you have?

I want you to look at me.

You are the best person I have ever met.

We are brittle.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You should go to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Be safe!

Don't fool around.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I never listened.

I'm going to need a knife.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

My life is a mystery.

Hey, watch me move.

I'm going to need a carpenter.

A girl needs her friends.

I want you to be unimaginative.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Hand me the guitar.

I can offer you a beer.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I want that alligator out of my life!

Freedom is like a violin...

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

You will always love me.

I feel confused.

We need to break up.

You're crazy!

You are a handsome devil.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Good morning!

Throw it here.

My love, it's dead.

We're cursed.

I'm the worst bricklayer on this planet

Did you fart just now?

We're going to need a herald.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I never loved you.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Take the money and leave.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

It's not the right size.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

You should listen to your father.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You are my favourite.

I love summer in Ireland.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I'm trying to help.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Someone's in here.

It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.

I want you to be hurt.

Your tongue has turned black.

I despise you.

I want that kitten out of my life!

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I know the future.

Open the window.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Throw me the guitar.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Who left a moose in the chapel?

Whoop-whoop.

A boy needs his mother.

You need it.

I heard laughter coming from the pantry.

I should ask for more money.

We've only got one chance.

Death is like a piano...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

How much courage do you have?

I love autumn in Australia.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Can I make dessert?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Be better!

You are colorful.

You should protect your father.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Get ready, or get out.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

Throw me the chair.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Take the drink and go.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm going to need a fashion designer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

How dare you laugh at me!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You burned it on purpose.

I feel dejected.

Open the door.

I have to tell you about the bathroom.

Buying a house is like doing the laundry...

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Defeat is like an ocean...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

We're crazy.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We've only got one bullet.

I love you.

I've reported it to the press.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I want that kitten out of my house!

We need to eat.

Let's get it

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

This looks suspicious.

Still waters run deep.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Who left an ukulele in the closet?

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Get ready for this.

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