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You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

I could never love you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I never really lived.

Leave it outside.

A boy needs money.

Open sesame.

We're ghosts.

I want you to be dominating.

Darling, it's delicious.

My life matters.

I'm the greatest singer on this planet

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You burned it on purpose.

When the bell rings, start crying.

This is a day to remember

This looks interesting.

Take the piano and leave.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you a sandwich.

Show me the muffin.

I heard a voice coming from the chapel.

Someone's listening.

Dreams are like chocolate...

You are my love.

Hey, watch me dance.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Let's get it

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm going.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I know more than you realise.

You're amazing!

You're a ghost.

I've reported it to the press.

Take this with water.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

We are dishonest.

This room is unstable.

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

I want you to read to me.

Sound the alarm!

You are so nice to me.

Plug it in here.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You angel!

Please, don't touch that.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Stop, in the name of the law.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I am going to the funeral.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I want you to be old-fashioned.

I'll get it.

This looks edible.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm going to need an electrician.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Leave it until morning.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I volunteer to eat it!

We're gods.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We're magnificent.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

It's time to make lunch.

You could never fascinate me.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

You broke the vase on purpose.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Good luck!

It's not ready.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You should think about this.

I see you smiling.

I bet you know why I'm here.

This is a fine ship

I can offer you a job.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Your eyes have turned grey.

I never felt so alone.

Take this and pray.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.

Take the money and leave.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Get ready to die.

Let's dance

You can't have it.

Dying is like doing renovations...

You are so mean to me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I've reported it to the police.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

It has to work

I have the card.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Drop it here.

I want you to be narrow-minded.

You devil!

If you're done, we'll get started.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I will always hate you.

Please, stop smoking.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I'm the worst fraudster who ever lived.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I want that cat out of my room!

I'm trying to understand.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You will always want me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Don't fool around.

Delivery!

It's not open.

Good grief!

We need to order pizza.

We're special.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Okay, who left a chair in the classroom?

I have lost the will to live.

Life is like a camera...

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Be yourself!

I'm going to need a plumber.

Take the piano and go.

You are not my father.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Did you get lucky at work?

When the party starts, start crying.

I knew you could survive.

You never call me.

I know the future.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I see you every day.

I want you to marry me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Let's watch TV!

This is a stick up.

How dare you smile at me!

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Dare to dream

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want that shark out of my house!

I have to tell you about the explorer.

You should vote.

I can offer you a Pepsi.

A girl needs a job.

We've only got one life.

You're going to need a spatula.

I'm the worst entrepreneur who ever lived.

I will always love you.

Can I make medicine?

When I was little, I wanted to be a cheesemaker.

It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Put it here.

First things first.

You are childish.

This room is bugged.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I have the knife.

You're a god.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm insignificant.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You are my inspiration.

This looks nice.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You want me.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

You deserve this

I'm trying to forgive you.

I have powers.

Give me the bratwurst.

I volunteer to go!

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Who left a turtle in the dining room?

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I see you came prepared.

I knew you could turn things around.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Why do you love me, so much?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I am going to Easter.

It's not for sale.

Be better!

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Leave it here.

I could never despise you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

We're going to need a carpenter.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I feel invisible.

A girl needs her grandfather.

When the door opens, start singing.

It's giving me grief.

You never have time for me.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I have faith.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I never wanted to die.

I want you to love me.

Someone's coming this way.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm a ghost.

I heard a howl coming from the living room.

You should call your father.

Open it here.

I have the letter.

Your eyes have turned purple.

This looks wrong.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I know what to do.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Can I make progress?

I want that monkey out of my house!

How dare you look at me!

I love summer in Ireland.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

You're going to pay!

Be safe!

It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

This is the worst time to be afraid.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I want you to be excited.

My life is a mystery.

Did you get lucky just now?

It's your fault that the cat died.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Good night!

I am powerless.

You're crazy.

Open the bottle.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Life is like a beautiful melody...

Stop, in the name of love.

I need to tell you about the bratwurst.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I feel sentimental.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Buying a house is like taking a bath...

You should write to your mother.

I know what happened.

Can I make a movie?

I can offer you a good price.

It's almost over

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

I want that eagle out of my house!

I'm a god.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are an idiot.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Did you get lucky this morning?

We need to help each other.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

We're going to need a lot of luck.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to inspire me.

Darling, it's dead.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

We've only got one of these.

Please, don't drink that.

You are my everything.

Your lips have turned white.

Give me the kite.

I am going to the grand opening.

It's giving me a headache.

Hopes are like chocolate...

You never stop to think.

You're under arrest!

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

You're going to need a gravedigger.

This is a fine mess

I'm the worst chef on this planet

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

Get ready for this.

You are not my favourite.

Take this with you.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

You're no good.

Open the curtains.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

This is the right time to be happy.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

Who left a bike in the corridor?

You are an inspiration.

Can I make noises?

Dying is like doing chores...

This looks great.

You're going to need a wrench.

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are my father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ventriloquist.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You made me cry on purpose.

I feel frightened.

You dropped it.

Please, give up while you can.

We need to make a plan.

Show me the banana.

I have the scroll.

I want you to look at me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I am debonair.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

You should protect your mother.

I can't find my juice anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I knew you could live like this.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You will always despise me.

You are not my type.

Your lips have turned green.

Open the window.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's time to go.

I'm the only webmaster on this planet

Can I make money?

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Did you eat last night?

This room is haunted.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

How much money do you have?

I see you know what to do.

It's giving me an error message.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a pickle.

You are a liar.

Who left a burger in the walk-in freezer?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Hey, watch me smile.

I love summer in England.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I want you to be curious.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I need to tell you about the alien.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Please, sit down.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You monster!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I know math.

You're going to need a builder.

Let's drink

My life means nothing.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her mother.

We've only got one chance.

It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.

Don't get too close.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I feel cheerful.

We need to make out.

You're crazy!

The first thing to consider is safety.

Be careful!

I'm the best private detective who ever lived.

Finding a job is like doing chores...

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I love winter in Brazil.

I want that horse out of my house!

Someone's having a bad day.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I want to tell you about Easter.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to stop blaming me.

My love, it's so shiny.

It's time to pack your bags.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

I'll get ready.

Hand me the saw.

It's not the right size.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You're special.

Good morning!

Please, stop crying.

You should write to your father.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

You never listen.

I can offer you a kebab.

I have 20-20 vision.

You're going to need a manicurist.

Take the drink and leave.

I'm trying to leave.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Hey, watch me leave.

A boy needs his grandfather.

You are a hero.

If you build it, they will come.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I have to tell you about the lifeguard.

I am destructive.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

We're the same person.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

We've only got one option.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

This looks bad.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

My life is cursed.

I'm the greatest pirate who ever lived.

I know who you are.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Hand me the wrench.

I heard a sound coming from the closet.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Who left a hot chocolate in the kitchen?

I'll wait here.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Did you get lucky last night?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

You can have it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

You are not my conscience.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want that puppy out of my room!

You're going to need a sheepshearer.

Open the door.

I love summer in America.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I want you to be simple.

Can I make it worse?

You are so good to me.

I can't find my water anywhere.

I see you for who you are.

You never do what I want.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Take the drink and die.

How much luck do you have?

I need to tell you about the ninja.

Don't wait to be asked.

We need to eat.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Please, give me that.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

No one suspects a thing

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I'm the only miner who ever lived.

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