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I volunteer to eat it!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Can I make a mess?
I love winter in Switzerland.
Put it here.
I have needs.
I know math.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I want you to stop loving me.
I have to tell you about the zombie.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Someone's locked the door.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to inspire me.
You are so kind to me.
You are not my father.
You are a thief.
This looks nice.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I am going to the wedding.
I want that bee out of my car!
You monster!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
No one can ever know the truth.
You're a ghost.
You could never need me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
I can offer you a job.
Take the drink and leave.
You should quit.
I'll keep guard.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Leave it here.
We're gods.
I feel lucky.
Good grief!
It's not dead.
Be safe!
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Reading is good for the soul.
I'm the worst thief on this planet
You never stop to think.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't just stand there.
We're crazy.
You should call your mother.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
My life is a mystery.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Show me the sandwich.
Delivery!
This is a fine mess
You broke the vase on purpose.
Hey, watch me dance.
I have to tell you about the DJ.
You're coming with me!
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Who left a muffin in the outhouse?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You're going to need a bricklayer.
I have the gun.
Your tongue has turned pink.
You are a liar.
I want you to stop following me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Take this with you.
This room is bugged.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I feel insecure.
You found it.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I love spring in India.
Open the bottle.
I want you to stop me.
You are benevolent.
Take the piano and die.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I know what happened.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It's not heavy.
Let's get it
I can't find my kite anywhere.
I never wanted this.
I have faith.
I'm a ghost.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This looks edible.
Can I make magic?
Your ears have turned purple.
You never smile.
I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.
I'm special.
I despise you.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Just try not to cry
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Be better!
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I can offer you a good price.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
We need to unite.
Your face has turned green.
No one can ever know that I like you
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I see you are thinking.
Getting married is like opening a letter...
Good night!
I feel outrageous.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Hey, watch me leave.
Sound the alarm!
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I'm trying to leave.
Did you fart just now?
Darling, it's so juicy.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to dance.
When the lights go out, hide.
I want that shark out of my life!
I can't find my beer anywhere.
I know who you are.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
Why do you love me, so much?
You broke it.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have the poem.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to clean up after me.
Leave it until morning.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's going to be okay
I'll listen.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Please, don't take that.
I'm the worst drummer on this planet
You are not my daughter.
My life is cursed.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
It's time to brush your teeth.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Your cheeks have turned red.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
You are an idiot.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
This looks familiar.
This is the worst time to be angry.
This room is shrinking.
Take the drink and go.
I never gave up hope.
Take this and pray.
Okay, who left a chair in the walk-in freezer?
I have powers.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Open it here.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You never take me seriously.
You're cursed.
I can offer you a cracker.
Sleep is like a violin...
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
My love, it's beautiful.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I love you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You are so mean to me.
Give me the candy-bar.
You made me cry on purpose.
Someone's watching us.
Can I make friends?
It's not for sale.
We're going to need a lot of food.
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have the time.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
I'll watch.
We're the same person.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer to go!
You need it.
I feel hungry.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I see you know what to do.
How dare you smile at me!
I want that duck out of my car!
I want you to stop tickling me.
How much time do you have?
You are my favourite.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
They know it was me
You're really something!
Leave it outside.
I want you to be willful.
Getting married is like gardening...
I want you to love me.
Don't get too close.
We're going to need a baker.
You are not my conscience.
I'm the only butler on this planet
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I will always despise you.
You never sing anymore.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I should think about this.
A boy needs confidence.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's not alive.
When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I'll open it.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's giving me an error message.
I bet you know why I'm going.
This is a stick up.
You're lucky.
I can offer you a muffin.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I want that pony out of my room!
I want you to document my trip to France.
You burned it on purpose.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I love summer in Japan.
Dying is like fixing a computer...
I feel jolly.
I have 20-20 vision.
This looks wrong.
We are stupefied.
We're ghosts.
Leave it alone.
I see you smiling.
Give it here.
I'm the worst criminal who ever lived.
I am going to Christmas.
You're going down!
You never do what I want.
We're going to need a knife.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Please, lie down.
I want you to kill me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
My love, it's dead.
You lost it.
You could never hate me.
You should find your mother.
I need to tell you about the pineapple juice.
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You are not my mother.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
My life matters.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
Who left a cocktail in the cell?
I should go to the police.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I knew you could see it through.
We're going to need a greengrocer.
Am I dead, or not?
Open the curtains.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I want you to be outrageous.
I want to tell you about Monday.
You devil!
Someone's having a bad day.
You are a handsome devil.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Your face has turned orange.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.
Can I make it right?
I know more than you realise.
I want that donkey out of my house!
Throw me the fork.
I've reported it to the President.
It's time to make lunch.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I heard a noise coming from the closet.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Let's dance
I love winter in America.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I want you to listen to me.
It's not appropriate.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Get ready to run.
I am going to Easter.
No one suspects a thing
Learning is like doing housework...
Please, don't eat that.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I see you for who you are.
We need to stop.
You are my son.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
You're never going to get away with this!
You should listen to your mother.
You are charismatic.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You're going to need a jockey.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
The first thing to consider is safety.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Take the money and die.
Your nose has turned spotted.
Did you fart this morning?
You're going to need a lot of help.
My love, it's so expensive.
I want you to be brilliant.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
We're cursed.
A girl needs her space.
This looks odd.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I feel envious.
Can I make it easier?
You can have it.
Who left a skateboard in the lounge room?
I never wanted to die.
My life is over.
You need me.
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
Take this with water.
Be careful!
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I could never want you.
You are my mother.
This room is haunted.
Having a child is like doing housework...
I have a secret.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
I'm going to need a pilot.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's not working.
I know where you were.
I want to tell you about the dwarf.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I have the scroll.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Throw me the screwdriver.
My love, it's alive.
Freedom is like a camera...
Please, don't move.
We've only got one hope.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
A boy needs his father.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
How dare you laugh at me!
I feel odd.
I'm trying to care.
Get ready to die.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Your nose has turned stripey.
Hey, watch me move.
Can I make each day count?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop lying to me.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You're going to need a spatula.
I'll get it.
Who left a kite in the basement?
No one can ever know that you survived.
I see you came prepared.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
You're a god.
I want that deer out of my car!
It's time to go.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Someone's in here.
I know the future.
Give me the skateboard.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
You dropped it.
You are so good to me.
Let's watch the game
A miss is as good as a mile.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I never could make up my mind.
I've reported it to the press.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Your ego is like a spring day...
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Whoop-whoop.
I can offer you a bagel.
We're going to need a sniper.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I heard laughter coming from the armory.
Your ears have turned brown.
You're going to pay!
Can I make a pie?
Drop it here.
Someone's coming this way.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
We are rustic.
It's giving me a headache.
You will always need me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
Show no mercy
I'm lucky.
You are my reason for living.
Who left a puppy in the living room?
Good morning!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You should hide.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You never listen.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Get ready for this.
You are an inspiration.
I love autumn in Canada.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I'm the greatest cheesemaker on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
This is a fine ship
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
How dare you look at me!
We need to close it.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Can I make an effort?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I knew you could open it.
I'm going to need a broker.
This looks peculiar.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
I want you to look at me.
It's not the right size.
Your eyes have turned red.
I know what to do.

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