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You're a god.
We've only got one hope.
You made me cry on purpose.
You're going to pay!
A girl needs her friends.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want that penguin out of my life!
When the lights go out, remain calm.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
We need to go.
Throw it here.
You're cursed.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Can I make bubbles?
Please, tell me.
We're gods.
I'll wait here.
You are not my son.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This looks peculiar.
I know more than you realise.
I have the poem.
You are so good to me.
You should disown your mother.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
Throw me the saw.
We are confidential.
Someone's coming this way.
This room is bugged.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Don't just stand there.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I volunteer myself!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Hey, watch me leave.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Did you get lucky last night?
You are a twit.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Your nose has turned brown.
I'm going to need a miner.
I love spring in England.
Learning is like eating a cake...
This is a fine mess
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I want you to stop me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's giving me an error message.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Your ego is like a party...
It's your fault that the game sucked.
My life is cursed.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Your ears have turned yellow.
No one can ever know that I like you
I want you to be amiable.
I'm going to need a shovel.
We need to play.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
Get ready for this.
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Put it here.
Good luck!
You could never need me.
A boy needs boundaries.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
I want to tell you about the Mars.
Be careful!
Okay, who left an ukulele in the outhouse?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You're crazy!
Delivery!
You found it.
I feel bitter.
I am going to the wedding.
Open the door.
I have 20-20 vision.
Stop, in the name of love.
Take the money and go.
I see you every day.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Leave it here.
I'm alone in the universe.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I'm a god.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
This looks interesting.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Someone's having a bad day.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Let's drink
How dare you smile at me!
Did you eat at work?
I love summer in China.
This is the right time to be angry.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
We're ghosts.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I knew you could fix it.
I'm going to need a missionary.
You are my love.
This room is unstable.
You monster!
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I have the letter.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm the best spy who ever lived.
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I know where you were.
Persuasion is better than force.
This is crazy
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You never stop to think.
We should pay the bill.
You are not my favourite.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's not for sale.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
We need to help each other.
Why do you love me, so much?
I feel surprised.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I never loved you.
Open the curtains.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to hold me.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
We've only got one option.
You're insignificant.
I want you to be crazy.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You are an inspiration.
My life matters.
This looks bad.
This is a fine ship
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Leave it alone.
I'm trying to care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Good morning!
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I love spring in Germany.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You broke it.
I can offer you an egg nog.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Take the drink and leave.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'll help.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Please, stand.
Ha-cha-cha.
You should make peace with your mother.
Did you fart today?
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Get ready to die.
Just breathe
Throw me the spoon.
When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Give it here.
I want you to be impressive.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I see you smiling.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Hey, watch me move.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
I want to tell you about the burger.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Getting married is like writing a to do list...
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm a ghost.
We should start a business.
I want you to help me.
You're crazy.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Open your heart.
We're going to need a missionary.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Can I make laughter?
I never really lived.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want that shark out of my room!
Dammit, who left a fork in the closet?
A boy needs a job.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
You devil!
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You will always hate me.
It's not right.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm the worst security guard who ever lived.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
I can offer you a fishcake.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I know the future.
You never smile.
I'm going to need a spoon.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Okay. Just do what I do.
This room is haunted.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's almost over
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Dancing is good for the soul.
We need to stop.
Sound the alarm!
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You should listen to your father.
I want you to be uninhibited.
I hate you.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'll sit on it.
Crime is like a river...
Be yourself!
I knew you could see it through.
You are old-fashioned.
My love, it's alive.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Let's watch TV!
I've reported it to the press.
We're special.
I have to tell you about the ogre.
A boy needs love.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I have the knife.
I feel adventurous.
I volunteer to eat it!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I need to tell you about the party.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Who left a chair in the cloakroom?
I should pay the bill.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Throw me the bike.
Open it here.
You are an idiot.
I can offer you a kebab.
Hey, watch me dance.
I have lost the will to live.
How much luck do you have?
You can do this
When the door opens, start singing.
Open the window.
I never killed anyone.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can't find my bear anywhere.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
This looks nice.
I love summer in France.
I can offer you a good price.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to listen to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I am tense.
You are not my mother.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a comedian.
I see you have done this before.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
We're going to need a can opener.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
You are my inspiration.
Let's watch the game
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
We're no good.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I should think about this.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You should make peace with your father.
I'll open it.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
You are a godsend.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I am going to Christmas.
Who left an icecream in the cell?
I know what to do.
You will always need me.
Give me the croissant.
Please, stop smoking.
Take this with water.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Open the bottle.
My life is a mystery.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
How dare you look at me!
I have the card.
I've reported it to mother.
It's going to be okay
Bad money drives out good.
I never felt so alone.
I want you.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Take the money and die.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Can I make friends?
This room is shrinking.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
When the door opens, remain calm.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I see you came prepared.
It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.
You are my sunshine.
Leave it to the professionals.
I can offer you a punch.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I volunteer to go!
I'm going to need a playwright.
I'm insignificant.
It's not the right size.
It's giving me grief.
Your nose has turned blue.
I want you to be narrow-minded.
I'm the best sleuth on this planet
Did you fart at work?
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
I want that hippopotamus out of my life!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Let's eat
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You should call your father.
You dropped it.
You never take me seriously.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I can't find my Fanta anywhere.
Take this for luck.
I want you to kiss me.
Drop it here.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
I know who you are.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Just be yourself
Get ready to dance.
This is the worst time to be here.
I see you know what to do.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I'm trying to win.
We're the same person.
Can I make an igloo?
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Running for office is like doing chores...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
You're under arrest!
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You're a ghost.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I am going to the grand opening.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Who left a can opener in the lobby?
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Show me the guitar.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop following me.
We are excitable.
I'm the best truck driver who ever lived.
I feel competitive.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
Just try not to cry
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
When the door opens, start crying.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I have the time.
Whoop-whoop.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I want you to inspire me.
You want me.
You're coming with me!
Why do you hate me, so much?
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Take this and pray.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know the truth.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I can't find my soda anywhere.
Can I make music?
I can offer you a whiskey.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Don't fool around.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You should find your father.
Good night!
We've only got one bullet.
Get ready to laugh.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Getting married is like eating bread...
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I should go to the police.
Someone's in here.
It's time to go to bed.
I have money.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Your tongue has turned grey.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I despise you.
Alright, who left a hamster in the armory?
I'll be here, if you need me.
We're going to need a writer.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I love spring in America.
I'm going to need a wrench.
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Be better!
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
This is a stick up.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
This looks wrong.
Am I dead, or not?
I can't find my cat anywhere.
You never listen.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Can I make the world better?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I want that wolf out of my room!
Let's go
I am going to the party.
It's giving me hope.
Dare to dream
I have to tell you about the bread-stick.
You are a hero.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I want you to be worked up.
A boy needs money.
I'm special.
You are not my daughter.
You will always love me.
Getting married is like brushing your teeth...
I love summer in Australia.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Your eyes have turned orange.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
We've only got one chance.
You're never going to get away with this!
I can offer you a water.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Please, don't move.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You are so nice to me.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You should quit.
Can I make soup?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You angel!
I want that snake out of my room!
Motivation is like a lake...
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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