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Hand me the chair.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
You're going to need a spoon.
Open your heart.
Take the drink and die.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Please, stop laughing.
Sound the alarm!
I never hurt anybody.
I am provoked.
Patience is a virtue
I have needs.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want that goose out of my room!
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't just stand there.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I heard laughter coming from the garage.
I want you to be intrigued.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
You are so nice to me.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
My life is cursed.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Let's watch the game
Stop, in the name of love.
You're alone in the universe.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are a twit.
This looks interesting.
I want you to look at me.
I want you to stop tricking me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I could never love you.
You could never fascinate me.
We're the same person.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Whoop-whoop.
Why do you tease me, so much?
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're going down!
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I know the future.
Hey, watch me dance.
Knowledge is like a picnic at the beach...
It's your fault that the game sucked.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I can offer you a job.
I'm a ghost.
You devil!
Good luck!
Leave it alone.
Get ready to dance.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Your tongue has turned purple.
We need to unite.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I heard a noise coming from the cell.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
We're going to need a hammer.
This is a fine mess
This room is haunted.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want you to be procrastinating.
Who left a saw in the bedroom?
You never stop to think.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have money.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hand me the ball.
You should ask your father.
It's not open.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I'll open it.
I have the will.
I feel healthy.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to stop following me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You dropped it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Open the door.
Delivery!
Be yourself!
You are a liar.
I want you to help me.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are my mother.
I volunteer as tribute!
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I am passive.
I need to tell you about the party.
You are so kind to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
The first thing to consider is safety.
Get ready, or get out.
We're going to need a beautician.
You should ask for more money.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
You angel!
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
You're a ghost.
Your nose has turned white.
I have to tell you about the burger.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
My life is a mystery.
It's giving me a headache.
Let's get it
Pleasure is like a violin...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
This room is shrinking.
My love, it's delicious.
I'm the only rabbi on this planet
We're ghosts.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I'll get it.
A girl needs her grandmother.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Good night!
You never sing anymore.
This looks great.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I have a secret.
Did you get lucky last night?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I have the letter.
Please, stop crying.
You can do this
Leave it here.
This is a fine ship
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
I want you to be shaky.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
No one can ever know that I was here.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are a godsend.
Take the money and die.
You're going to need a knife.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Can I make a kite?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I'm trying to win.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
We've only got one hope.
Take this with you.
Why do you love me, so much?
Who left an ale in the attic?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
We are lonely.
How dare you look at me!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You know it.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I want you to inspire me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
This is the right time to be happy.
I see you every day.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
It's time to pack your bags.
You should find your father.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I'm a god.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Show me the spoon.
You never listen.
We're special.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are so good to me.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
I love winter in Switzerland.
I need you.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want that goldfish out of my car!
I never wanted to die.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You're going to need a make-up artist.
You're under arrest!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You are not my daughter.
Give it here.
A girl needs discipline.
No man is an island.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
It was my fault that the dog died.
Get ready to run.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Dreams are like chocolate...
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Can I make sense?
I know what happened.
This looks peculiar.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I knew you could fix it.
We need to stop.
How dare you smile at me!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I want you to listen to me.
Hey, watch me leave.
We're gods.
I want you to be good-natured.
I need to tell you about the the submarine.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I'll sit on it.
This room is unstable.
I'm going to need a game show host.
I have the gun.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I'm lucky.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Your lips have turned yellow.
You are an artist.
I love autumn in India.
I never could make up my mind.
It has to work
You are the best person I have ever met.
I will always despise you.
We're going to need a spoon.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Am I under arrest, or not?
You can have it.
I am ritualistic.
This is the worst time to be alone.
A girl needs love.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a merchant.
You are not my conscience.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Did you eat just now?
Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...
I want that lamb out of my life!
It's time to go.
You should protect your father.
I feel lazy.
I want you to betray me.
Someone's coming this way.
I see you have done this before.
You're crazy!
You love me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Let's watch TV!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I have powers.
I have to tell you about Friday.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
I'm trying to leave.
Get ready to laugh.
We should vote.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You're a god.
I love winter in Canada.
Who left a screwdriver in the lounge room?
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Can I make art?
Open the curtains.
I can't find my cappuccino anywhere.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I am going to the funeral.
It's not yours.
I want you to stop me.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Your cheeks have turned white.
A boy needs money.
My life is over.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Show me the ukulele.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I knew you could make up your mind.
Hey, watch me smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a guide.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I'm going to need a hammer.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I'll watch.
I'm trying to help.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Someone's watching us.
I need to tell you about the surgeon.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I'm the greatest cab driver who ever lived.
Am I dead, or not?
I want that cheetah out of my room!
You are a poet.
No one can ever know the truth.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Your tongue has turned grey.
Please, tell me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I despise you.
I am going to Easter.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
Can I make an igloo?
Take this for luck.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You are not my mother.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Alright, who left a seagull in the laundry?
I want you to kill me.
It's not in.
This is the right time to be here.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I want you to be determined.
I love winter in Australia.
We're going to need a saw.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I feel ugly.
You could never despise me.
Plug it in here.
Did you eat this morning?
Don't upset your father, not now.
You made me cry on purpose.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Someone's in here.
You're amazing!
I have faith.
Get ready to die.
You're going to need a ninja.
You never have time for me.
You are my only hope.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We need to stay.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
You should make peace with your mother.
You are so mean to me.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to marry me.
This room is bugged.
Okay, who left a can opener in the attic?
This looks familiar.
Don't get too close.
I am possessive.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I've reported it to mother.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
I never killed anyone.
We've only got one of these.
It's not mine.
I'm cursed.
Someone's having a bad day.
Open the bottle.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
I should vote.
No one can ever know that you survived.
No news is good news.
You could never need me.
A boy needs boundaries.
Hey, watch me move.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Let's go
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I want you.
How much money do you have?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Be better!
Get ready for this.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
We need to order pizza.
Falling in love is like doing housework...
I am going to the party.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I'm going to need a spatula.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's giving me an error message.
I never gave up hope.
I am unambitious.
You're never going to get away with this!
Good grief!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I love summer in India.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I knew you could live like this.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Open the window.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
I can't find my fox anywhere.
It's not the right size.
You're weird.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I have the time.
I see you know what to do.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Your face has turned blue.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Can I make it work?
I want to tell you about Sunday.
We should hide.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I am going to the wedding.
Take this with water.
Who left a fishcake in the laundry?
It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
You never take me seriously.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Throw me the banana.
I'm the best jeweler on this planet
I volunteer to go!
A boy needs his mother.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
We're going to need a guitarist.
I know where you were.
You monster!
I feel disgusting.
You are a genius.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
When the party starts, start singing.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I'm crazy.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
I want that chicken out of my car!
I need to tell you about the chicken wing.
This is crazy
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
You are not my father.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I could never despise you.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the police.
Who left a hot dog in the wine cellar?
Please, wait here.
I'm trying to understand.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
You could never love me.
Your ego is like a forest...
Your tongue has turned yellow.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I never wanted this.
You are my everything.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I love winter in Antarctica.
I want you to cook for me.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to be rejected.
I heard a howl coming from the armory.
A girl needs money.
We've only got one option.
Can I make a cake?
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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