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We're ghosts.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

You're never going to get away with this!

No one can ever know how we did it.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Get ready to die.

I'm going to need a model.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I want you to look at me.

I'll wait here.

This is a stick up.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

We're no good.

Why do you tease me, so much?

My life is a mystery.

Let's go

Good grief!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Please, look at me.

You're a ghost.

Your lips have turned blue.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

I know what happened.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Can I make laughter?

I have powers.

I am going to Christmas.

Throw it here.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

We've only got one option.

You monster!

You never listen.

I want that elephant out of my car!

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

This looks interesting.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Take the piano and leave.

I'm going to need a shovel.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Someone's watching us.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I have the letter.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Leave it outside.

You broke it.

I never wanted to die.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I see you smiling.

I can offer you a job.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to be easy.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We're the same person.

Be yourself!

How dare you look at me!

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

Whoop-whoop.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I'm the best merchant on this planet

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Don't ask any questions.

Please, give me that.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I want you to stop me.

I'll get it.

Let's watch TV!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It's time to pack your bags.

I'm trying to care.

It has to work

It's your fault that the train was late.

Good morning!

We need to unite.

Life is like a piano...

My love, it's beautiful.

Hey, watch me dance.

Take this with water.

You are a liar.

I have to tell you about Friday.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I am going to Easter.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Show me the pickle.

Who left an umbrella in the dining room?

Open sesame.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I love summer in Germany.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Take the piano and go.

A girl needs her friends.

Get ready to laugh.

Leave it until morning.

You never stop to think.

You should disown your father.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You want it.

Delivery!

You are brilliant.

I will always love you.

I volunteer as tribute!

You're weird.

This room is haunted.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You burned it on purpose.

Open it here.

This looks edible.

It's going to be okay

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Can I make trouble?

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I'm trying to leave.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I want you to be whimsical.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop loving me.

Open the bottle.

You are a handsome devil.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I feel sweaty.

We're going to need a marshal.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It goes without saying.

You're a god.

You should go to the police.

I've reported it to the President.

I need to tell you about the the North Pole.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I'll help.

Take this for luck.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

Your nose has turned black.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I heard a noise coming from the corridor.

Please, listen to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I want you to marry me.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

We need to stop.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I am overjoyed.

Take the money and leave.

We're gods.

Did you fart just now?

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

This room is unstable.

I am going to the funeral.

I want that puppy out of my room!

Plug it in here.

I volunteer to go!

I see you have done this before.

This looks nice.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You should ask your mother.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to stop following me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

Ha-cha-cha.

Open the door.

Maybe no one will notice

I love summer in Canada.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

You're magnificent.

I'm a god.

Okay. Just do what I do.

It's not working.

I've reported it to the police.

Darling, it's alive.

Can I make a contribution?

I have the card.

I'm the best priest on this planet

I know what to do.

I could never despise you.

Don't get too close.

You are a poet.

Be safe!

You're going to need a shovel.

I want you to cook for me.

I'm going to need an undertaker.

Please, stop doing that.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

When the door opens, start crying.

We've only got one chance.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Get ready, or get out.

You are my son.

First come, first served.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I want that donkey out of my room!

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

This is the worst time to be amused.

A girl needs her own room.

I never hurt anybody.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

You are so nice to me.

Who left a hammer in the guest room?

You're amazing!

I want you to stop smelling me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

This is a fine ship

Good luck!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I have money.

You devil!

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

You need me.

You can't have it.

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

Leave it here.

You are not my type.

Hey, watch me move.

This looks bad.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I want to tell you about the library.

We need to close it.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I knew you could fix it.

I want you to be playful.

Can I make each day count?

Throw me the ukulele.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You are a genius.

This room is bugged.

It's time to go.

I feel decisive.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Your cheeks have turned green.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

I love spring in Canada.

I can offer you a banana.

My love, it's so expensive.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Your face has turned blue.

You are my inspiration.

Leave it alone.

You're going down!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want that bee out of my room!

I have the time.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's giving me a headache.

I never really lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Your fears are like chocolate...

It's not right.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.

Please, stop smoking.

You can have too much of a good thing.

I want you to stop tickling me.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We are aloof.

I'm the greatest governor on this planet

No one can ever know the truth.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs his grandfather.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want you to be intolerant.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You're special.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

My life is cursed.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I'm trying to believe you.

Don't wait to be asked.

Can I make lemonade?

I love fall in America.

I see you know what to do.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are not my favourite.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

You are so kind to me.

Your face has turned black.

You love me.

I'm going to need a wrench.

It's not yours.

We've only got one life.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Alright, who left a skateboard in the laundry?

I never gave up hope.

I want you to stop blaming me.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

I'm going to need a cartoonist.

I'm the worst technician who ever lived.

I need to tell you about Monday.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You angel!

It ain't over, till it's over.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

I have needs.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I know who you are.

We're insignificant.

I want that horse out of my life!

I will always despise you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

You are my sunshine.

You should make peace with your mother.

I want you to be wise.

I'll keep guard.

When I was little, I wanted to be a knight.

I am going to the party.

I want to tell you about the 7-up.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Someone's locked the door.

You never do what I want.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

You are slow.

Let's play

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

My life is over.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

I can offer you a Heineken.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

How dare you laugh at me!

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

You are so good to me.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

A boy needs confidence.

I love winter in India.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to betray me.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Darling, it's beautiful.

I never loved you.

We're going to need a saw.

This is a fine mess

You made me cry on purpose.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want that bunny out of my house!

Just be yourself

Be better!

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Dammit, who left a chair in the barn?

You're insignificant.

It's not in.

This looks odd.

I love you.

I have to tell you about the soda.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You should find your father.

I feel positive.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

When I was little, I wanted to be an evangelist.

Can I make informed decisions?

Someone's in here.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I can offer you an icecream.

I see you came prepared.

When the door opens, hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You never take me seriously.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm trying to forgive you.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I heard a howl coming from the classroom.

You are my daughter.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can offer you a good price.

Throw me the screwdriver.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want to tell you about the party.

I'm going to need a politician.

Darling, it's dead.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I can't find my rabbit anywhere.

You are not my daughter.

No one can ever know what we did.

Be careful!

It's time to make lunch.

A boy needs love.

I want you to be confidential.

I need to tell you about the bagel.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Can I make a yurt?

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Am I under arrest, or not?

This looks wrong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Did you eat while I was away?

I love spring in China.

Please, stand.

It's giving me grief.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.

My life matters.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'll listen.

You never call me.

I want you to help me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are a thief.

Show me the wrench.

I want to tell you about Friday.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

We're going to need an editor.

We've only got one of these.

Keep your powder dry.

Who left a giraffe in the lounge room?

I have the gun.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

I knew you could live like this.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I despise you.

I want you to be neurotic.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I am appreciative.

It's not appropriate.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Can I make up a story?

Take the piano and die.

Your ears have turned brown.

You never sing anymore.

We're crazy.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I want that koala out of my life!

I want to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

My love, it's so juicy.

I can't find my long white anywhere.

You could never fascinate me.

I know the future.

When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.

You're going to need a knife.

I'll open it.

Show me the cracker.

Let's eat

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Your nose has turned grey.

Hey, watch me leave.

A girl needs love.

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