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I have the knife.

I heard a howl coming from the pantry.

You are my sunshine.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

We are shortsighted.

You are a thief.

Your tongue has turned pink.

Take the drink and die.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

This looks bad.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I knew you could see it through.

Sound the alarm!

I'm a ghost.

Good morning!

I'm the worst receptionist who ever lived.

I want you to marry me.

You are so good to me.

We're going to need a surgeon.

I need to tell you about the bread-stick.

I volunteer to eat it!

Whatever happens, don't panic

We've only got one of these.

Can I make contact?

A boy needs discipline.

We're crazy.

Someone's having a bad day.

Hey, watch me dance.

Be careful!

Your cheeks have turned green.

My life is a mystery.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I can offer you a muffin.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's not right.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Open sesame.

Delivery!

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You're going down!

Crime is like a beautiful melody...

You are the best person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a saw.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

This is a stick up.

We're gods.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Knitting is good for the soul.

He was unconscious when I found him.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

You never do what I want.

How dare you look at me!

I am going to the party.

I'm going to need a waiter.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Take the piano and go.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I want that squirrel out of my life!

Get ready to dance.

I never listened.

I want you to listen to me.

It's time to go.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Your tongue has turned brown.

You monster!

This is the right time to be amused.

Please, listen to me.

Whoop-whoop.

You will always need me.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm a god.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I feel shy.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Stop, in the name of love.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

I'm the best coach on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Who left a kebab in the lounge room?

You can do this

It's not mine.

This room is bugged.

I know more than you realise.

You're no good.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Did you get lucky yesterday?

A girl needs boundaries.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

We're the same person.

Give it here.

You are irritated.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to be orderly.

Can I make love?

Good luck!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I could never need you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Take this and pray.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You want it.

I'll open it.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's time to make lunch.

You're amazing!

Why do you love me, so much?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Let's go

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You're a god.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Throw me the burger.

I am going to Easter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a missionary.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You are so kind to me.

I'm going to need a cook.

I see you have done this before.

Be yourself!

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

Don't just stand there.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Someone's watching us.

We're going to need a saw.

You are not my conscience.

I know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

Get ready to laugh.

I want to tell you about the icecream.

I want you to cook for me.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Leave it alone.

Take this for luck.

My love, it's so juicy.

You never call me.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You should listen to your mother.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I love summer in Japan.

I volunteer as tribute!

No one suspects a thing

Can I make progress?

You are erratic.

You could never want me.

You won't find it.

I'll wait here.

Another day, another dollar.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I am going to Christmas.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

You're under arrest!

She was unconscious when I found her.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

No one can ever know that I like you

Who left a ball in the attic?

You are my everything.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Please, don't eat that.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

It's giving me a headache.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You're a ghost.

It's not yours.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I have the will.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You burned it on purpose.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm the greatest construction worker who ever lived.

This looks edible.

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Hey, watch me move.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I despise you.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I want that bird out of my house!

I want you to be stupid.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Good grief!

We've only got one life.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Someone's listening.

You should find your father.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Get ready for this.

We are empathetic.

Let's dance

It was my fault that the show was ruined.

I want to tell you about the ghost.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You never sing anymore.

When I was little, I wanted to be a stonecutter.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Drop it here.

Don't fool around.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I should think about this.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I have a secret.

You're cursed.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Take the drink and go.

I want you to be bold.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I feel ecstatic.

You're going to need a shovel.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

A girl needs her space.

Leave it here.

Good night!

I can offer you a milkshake.

I want that alligator out of my car!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

All's well that ends well

Sweetheart, it's dead.

We're going to need a captain.

Who left a chair in the bedroom?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Can I make it through?

When I was little, I wanted to be a dogcatcher.

You should find your mother.

I've reported it to the police.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

It's time to go to bed.

You are an inspiration.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

I am going to the wedding.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Truth will out.

I'm trying to care.

You devil!

We're ghosts.

I have the need, the need for speed.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Why do you tease me, so much?

I know math.

I knew you could open it.

It was my fault that the show was cancelled.

Give me the wrench.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Please, stay where you are.

You are so mean to me.

My life means nothing.

Failure is like a beach...

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I will always need you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Your nose has turned spotted.

This looks great.

I have to tell you about the laundry.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You're going to need a saw.

I see you know what to do.

You never smile.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

It's not in.

Take this with you.

I'm magnificent.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You want me.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I've reported it to the President.

A boy needs his own room.

I am naive.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Alright, who left a soda in the garage?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You are a hero.

I want that cow out of my life!

You should protect your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

We need to open it.

You are not my son.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sweetheart, it's alive.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I can offer you a job.

I want you to stop me.

I'm the best gondolier who ever lived.

Someone's coming this way.

This room is haunted.

I want you to be sporting.

I never could make up my mind.

I know what happened.

I'm going to need a tattooist.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Throw me the guitar.

I love spring in India.

You're alone in the universe.

It's not going to fit.

I will always want you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I can offer you a punch.

I just want a pink highlighter. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I have the time.

My life matters.

You should vote.

Can I make a movie?

I've reported it to mother.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the worst time to be alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

The first thing to consider is safety.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Open the window.

I am going to the funeral.

I feel funny.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Dating is like writing a to do list...

Find some proof that they lied to you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a screenwriter.

You're going to need a can opener.

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

I want you to be peaceful.

I'm the best pirate who ever lived.

I want you to love me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Get out while the getting is good.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You could never fascinate me.

We need to unite.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Show me the hammer.

I'm going to need a shepherd.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I'm insignificant.

I need to tell you about Friday.

You lost it.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

We are disobedient.

We've only got one bullet.

Leave it until morning.

Did you fart just now?

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Your eyes have turned white.

I want you to kill me.

Ha-cha-cha.

We're going to need a shovel.

I need you.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

It's giving me grief.

Open the door.

Hey, watch me leave.

Let's watch TV!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Your nose has turned grey.

I can offer you a pickle.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You could never hate me.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I'm trying to understand.

We need to make out.

I want that lizard out of my life!

Throw me the kite.

Can I make a pie?

You should write to your father.

This is crazy

I'm the best wedding planner who ever lived.

I can offer you a good price.

This is a fine mess

I love winter in Antarctica.

I'll help.

Who left a Jack Daniels in the outhouse?

I volunteer to go!

Stop, in the name of the law.

You angel!

We should hide.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You never say what you're thinking.

My life is cursed.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Someone's locked the door.

Take the piano and die.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I want you to be solemn.

I see you every day.

Let's play

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have time.

I never felt so alone.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a knife.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

I am busy.

Give me the bike.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We're magnificent.

You should make peace with your father.

Open the bottle.

You could never need me.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I should hide.

I want to tell you about the wardrobe.

I feel secretive.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Becoming rich is like writing a to do list...

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Time to shine

Did you eat while I was away?

How much money do you have?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

Don't get too close.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Eating is good for the soul.

This is a day to remember

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Take the drink and leave.

Get ready to run.

You are a genius.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

Please, don't drink that.

It's not the right size.

Can I make a yurt?

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I can offer you a celery stick.

We're insignificant.

Someone's in here.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

This room is unstable.

I want you to be conventional.

We're going to need a wrench.

Your ego is like a movie...

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want that elephant out of my room!

You never stop to think.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I have the poem.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Be better!

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