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We're ghosts.

My love, it's alive.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

It's giving me grief.

You should call your father.

I want that cat out of my house!

It's not safe.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Hey, watch me move.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You're crazy!

I can't find my bike anywhere.

I could never want you.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are so nice to me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I've reported it to mother.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Someone's having a bad day.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You are my son.

I know where you were.

When I was little, I wanted to be a secretary.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks edible.

I want you to inspire me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're going to need a sheriff.

Take the piano and go.

I can offer you a Pepsi.

I love winter in India.

We are tasteless.

You monster!

I heard a noise coming from the library.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I'm magnificent.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I'll get it.

This room is unstable.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I'm the best undertaker who ever lived.

I want you to stop loving me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

This is the worst time to be happy.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Take this with water.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I see you came prepared.

Learning is like doing the dishes...

No one can ever know the truth.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I need to tell you about the social worker.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I have faith.

I want you to be young.

Can I make a cake?

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's not working.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You broke the vase on purpose.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

We're going to need a saw.

You're amazing!

I am going to the wedding.

Sound the alarm!

We need to make out.

You never sing anymore.

I want that bear out of my car!

A girl needs her grandmother.

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Your face has turned orange.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I'm crazy.

You should listen to your father.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's giving me hope.

This room is shrinking.

Someone's listening.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Your fears are like chocolate...

This looks great.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

You could never love me.

Good grief!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

My life is a mystery.

You are a twit.

I am procrastinating.

We're the same person.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I have the letter.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You're a ghost.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Please, stop laughing.

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I see you every day.

Give it here.

I have 20-20 vision.

You're going to need a florist.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Let's go

I have to tell you about Monday.

I'm the only wedding planner who ever lived.

You're coming with me!

I'm going to need a lot of water.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

Don't get too close.

I'll keep guard.

It's not appropriate.

We need to break up.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Am I under arrest, or not?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

My love, it's so expensive.

You never do what I want.

Who left a guitar in the basement?

I want you to hold me.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want to tell you about the office.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I never gave up hope.

Leave it here.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Show me the wrench.

Get ready, or get out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

A boy needs his friends.

Be safe!

This is the perfect time to be here.

Can I make sure?

I am idiosyncratic.

We've only got one hope.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You devil!

I have the will.

Good morning!

Getting married is like fixing the TV...

I want you to be mistaken.

You are not my father.

God helps those who help themselves.

You're going down!

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

I volunteer as tribute!

Don't fool around.

Who left a coffee in the wardrobe?

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

I see you for who you are.

We're going to need an astronaut.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You should disown your father.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take the drink and leave.

Let's watch TV!

This is a fine mess

Please, come in.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Hey, watch me smile.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

It's time to pack your bags.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Get ready for this.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

No one can ever know that I survived.

I've reported it to the President.

I love autumn in Spain.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I'll sit on it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Why do you love me, so much?

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You never say what you're thinking.

Leave it alone.

I know who you are.

I want to tell you about Easter.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

A girl needs love.

It's not ready.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I will always love you.

I'm trying to open it.

You are not my conscience.

How dare you smile at me!

I want that alligator out of my car!

My love, it's so juicy.

You're really something!

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I knew you could see it through.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

This looks interesting.

Let's play

You should protect your father.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop following me.

I'm a ghost.

Take this and pray.

You should quit.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

You will always love me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You burned it on purpose.

We're going to need a wrench.

Don't just stand there.

Be careful!

It's time to go to bed.

I have needs.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

You are so kind to me.

I feel proud.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

A girl needs her father.

Open sesame.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Show me the chair.

Can I make an effort?

You found it.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Take the money and die.

I want you to love me.

Get ready to laugh.

It's not right.

You are indifferent.

Delivery!

He was unconscious when I found him.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I can't find my house anywhere.

I'll get ready.

Dating is like eating a sandwich...

I can offer you a job.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Who left an umbrella in the laundry?

My life is over.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I feel patriotic.

I have the gun.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

We're crazy.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I can offer you an ale.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I love summer in China.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I see you smiling.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Please, don't eat that.

I volunteer myself!

This is crazy

Don't upset your father, not now.

Can I make a mess?

You should disown your mother.

I'm the greatest philanthropist who ever lived.

This is the worst time to be angry.

If you're done, we'll get started.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

We're going to need a cheesemaker.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

It's your fault that the train was late.

You are a genius.

I heard a sound coming from the studio.

I want you to stop believing in me.

We're gods.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I want you to be loving.

I want that turtle out of my car!

It's giving me a headache.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Who left a horse in the cell?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

I have the knife.

You won't find it.

A boy needs his space.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Tomorrow is another day.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

I hate you.

Be yourself!

I'm a god.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

We should think about this.

Please, sit down.

You angel!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Open it here.

I see you are thinking.

It's time to go.

You deserve this

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I know what to do.

I never wanted this.

I knew you could live like this.

Love is like a mountain...

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Hey, watch me leave.

We need to unite.

I want you to stop smelling me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You never smile.

I heard laughter coming from the office.

Take this with you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You are my favourite.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

We've only got one bullet.

I need to tell you about the water.

This is a day to remember

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know what we did.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You could never need me.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to care.

You're lucky.

I'm the best medic on this planet

Who left a kite in the lounge room?

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

A girl needs money.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

An empty vessel makes much noise.

Can I make connections?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I will always want you.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Show no mercy

I volunteer to eat it!

You are calm.

Give me the cracker.

Throw it here.

Ha-cha-cha.

Your lips have turned purple.

Don't ask any questions.

I love summer in Spain.

I never hurt anybody.

I want that panda out of my life!

I can offer you a smoothie.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I should hide.

Good luck!

I want you to clean up after me.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

You're never going to get away with this!

I am going to the grand opening.

Eating is all I can manage now.

It's not easy.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I know math.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Did you eat yesterday?

My life means nothing.

Let's eat

I just want a Red Bull. What's wrong with that?

You need it.

You are a godsend.

We need to play.

You're insignificant.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

This looks wrong.

Can I make animal sounds?

I want you to be pathetic.

I could never love you.

I feel angry.

This is a fine ship

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Please, be careful.

I want to tell you about the walk-in freezer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Finding a job is like making a sandwich...

Take the money and go.

I am disruptive.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I want you to help me.

I'm trying to believe you.

A boy needs boundaries.

You want me.

Patience is a virtue

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We're going to need a hammer.

I never really lived.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can offer you a banana.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I can offer you a good price.

We've only got one chance.

Did you fart this morning?

I'm going to need a tattooist.

Open the door.

It's giving me an error message.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

We need to eat.

Alright, who left a giraffe in the outhouse?

I love spring in Switzerland.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You're going to pay!

Someone's coming this way.

I know the future.

My life matters.

You are lousy.

Give me the wrench.

Stop, in the name of love.

It's not tight enough.

I'm the only nanny on this planet

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.

We're going to need a fork.

Your nose has turned pink.

No one can ever know that I like you

I never loved you.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I want you to listen to me.

A boy needs love.

I want that bird out of my house!

We should ask for more money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I knew you could open it.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

I have the scroll.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Leave it outside.

We're going to need a gravedigger.

Open the window.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I love autumn in Brazil.

You lost it.

We need to order pizza.

You should ask your mother.

I know what happened.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I can't find my fly anywhere.

Give me the guitar.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You love me.

Don't wait to be asked.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I want you to be willing.

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

It's not in.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Who left a doll in the office?

Did you fart at work?

I want you to kiss me.

I'm the only doctor who ever lived.

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