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They know it was me

You want it.

Sound the alarm!

I've reported it to mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Get ready to run.

Delivery!

I feel calm.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can't find my Budweiser anywhere.

Who left a tiger in the lounge room?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

We're ghosts.

I could never despise you.

I see you smiling.

You're going to pay!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You're lucky.

You should ask your father.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Please, don't take that.

This looks edible.

When the lights go out, start singing.

We need to go.

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Be better!

I heard a voice coming from the control room.

This is a stick up.

You never have time for me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Why do you love me, so much?

This is the right time to be amused.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I'm the worst zookeeper who ever lived.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I volunteer to go!

You're a god.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I want you to stop me.

You are so good to me.

It's not in.

Take this with water.

It's giving me an error message.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You should pay the bill.

We're going to need a can opener.

I want that lizard out of my room!

I am going to the party.

I'll open it.

I have the knife.

Let's watch the game

It's time to brush your teeth.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

I want you to be dominating.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Your nose has turned yellow.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Leave it here.

I'm cursed.

I've reported it to the press.

You should find your mother.

Hey, watch me move.

Who left a spring-roll in the barn?

I feel insecure.

Open the window.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Your eyes have turned grey.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I have powers.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Good morning!

I see you let yourself in.

This room is shrinking.

I never loved you.

You need it.

I can offer you a beer.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You made me cry on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

Show no mercy

When I was little, I wanted to be a clown.

Open it here.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Get ready, or get out.

I can offer you a good price.

I want to tell you about the lounge room.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Please, stay where you are.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You devil!

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

A girl needs a job.

You're no good.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I knew you could live like this.

Take the drink and leave.

My life means nothing.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

I hate you.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Let's play

I know where you were.

I love winter in Antarctica.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

Whoop-whoop.

You're going to need an actor.

Someone's watching us.

I want that penguin out of my life!

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Give me the teddy bear.

I never gave up hope.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

We're gods.

I'll get it.

I should think about this.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

How dare you laugh at me!

You are a genius.

Open your heart.

I feel brave.

It's giving me grief.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I can offer you an apple.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This looks familiar.

I need to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

You are my son.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I'm the worst drummer who ever lived.

I am going to Christmas.

You lost it.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

You are cultured.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You crashed the car on purpose.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to help me.

Can I make a cake?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Hand me the fishcake.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

It's not open.

You monster!

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Please, come closer.

Take this for luck.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Good luck!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want that bunny out of my room!

I want you to be mannerless.

Get ready to die.

I'm going to need a carpenter.

I'm a ghost.

You never say what you're thinking.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Take the piano and leave.

Don't ask any questions.

I love summer in Ireland.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I will always despise you.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You will always fascinate me.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Be yourself!

I feel wonderful.

Let's eat

Ha-cha-cha.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

I never listened.

Your tongue has turned red.

You know it.

Someone's in here.

You're crazy.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You burned it on purpose.

Am I dead, or not?

It's your fault that the dog died.

You are courageous.

How dare you look at me!

It's giving me a headache.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want that panda out of my life!

You're going to need a can opener.

I want to tell you about the the moon.

This is a day to remember

I want you to hold me.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

You never listen.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

You are not my type.

I'm trying to understand.

Who left a carrot in the studio?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I am going to Easter.

You're under arrest!

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

You're a ghost.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Dating is like opening a letter...

I've reported it to Interpol.

I should hide.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

My life is cursed.

I could never need you.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I volunteer as tribute!

You are a thief.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

No one can ever know what we did.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's not working.

Please, come in.

I feel patriotic.

I want you to be sweet.

Throw it here.

This looks wrong.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Hey, watch me dance.

You should call your mother.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

You can do this

Okay. Just do what I do.

I have the poem.

We're going to need a shovel.

Don't fool around.

Leave it to the professionals.

I love fall in Australia.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Okay, who left a chai in the barn?

My love, it's alive.

Hand me the bread-stick.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

We need to help each other.

I never hurt anybody.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

You love me.

I knew you could see it through.

I heard a noise coming from the library.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I know what to do.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

You're cursed.

I'm the best mercenary who ever lived.

Learning is like taking a bath...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

We should vote.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

Please, lie down.

I need to tell you about the hydra.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Leave it until morning.

Stop, in the name of love.

Your lips have turned brown.

This looks suspicious.

Reading is good for the soul.

I want you to marry me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Who left a ball in the dungeon?

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a lot of glue.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Give it here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Can I make history?

You are melancholic.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

This is a fine ship

I have the time.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'm going to need a merchant.

Throw me the ukulele.

I love fall in America.

You need me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

We've only got one life.

I know who you are.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Let's drink

I have faith.

It was my fault that the dog died.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Someone's coming this way.

We need to order pizza.

Did you eat yesterday?

I'm no good.

You never smile.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

You are so mean to me.

I am going to the grand opening.

Practice makes perfect.

I never killed anyone.

We should ask for more money.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You should ask your mother.

I want you to be sentimental.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a singer.

I'm the worst bank robber who ever lived.

Can I make an igloo?

I knew you could make up your mind.

You are a liar.

I'm a god.

A girl needs her friends.

It's time to go.

Throw me the celery stick.

I volunteer myself!

Open the door.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I love winter in China.

You are provoked.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I feel weak.

Running for office is like doing chores...

I can't find my fish anywhere.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Let's dance

Darling, it's so expensive.

I've reported it to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Please, listen to me.

Take the money and go.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

I'll help.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

You could never despise me.

I want to tell you about the chardonnay.

Get ready to laugh.

I'm the only imam who ever lived.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

This room is bugged.

Wisdom is like a forest...

You broke it.

How dare you smile at me!

You should make peace with your father.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You're really something!

How much time do you have?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You are an inspiration.

You are so kind to me.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm trying to believe you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to love me.

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

When the door opens, hide.

You angel!

You are formal.

It's time to go to bed.

Give me the celery stick.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

A cat has nine lives.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Someone's locked the door.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Can I make up a story?

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

Open sesame.

I have 20-20 vision.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Good grief!

I'll be here, if you need me.

I'm crazy.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are my love.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to stop following me.

I can offer you a bagel.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I will always love you.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

I feel terrible.

You should write to your father.

My life is over.

Life is like a winter's day...

We're going to need a manicurist.

You are a godsend.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

We're going to need a wrench.

We need to play.

I see you every day.

Leave it alone.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to inspire me.

There's no place like home.

You will always love me.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Put it here.

I want you to be skeptical.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Who left a can opener in the studio?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I'm alone in the universe.

Throw me the kite.

I am going to the funeral.

Did you fart just now?

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

I never felt so alone.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

Good night!

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

When I was little, I wanted to be an author.

We've only got one bullet.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Take this with you.

This looks interesting.

Let's go

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I feel lost.

You found it.

I heard a voice coming from the pantry.

I need you.

Dare to dream

Get ready for this.

Someone's having a bad day.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

You could never fascinate me.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

My life matters.

Don't just stand there.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm insignificant.

Who left an ukulele in the barn?

I have lost the will to live.

It's giving me hope.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

We should quit.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I love spring in England.

I want you to be preoccupied.

I am creative.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

When the party starts, start singing.

We've only got one chance.

I see you are thinking.

I can't find my spider anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be an archaeologist.

You are a handsome devil.

Take the drink and die.

Can I make sandwiches?

Why do you tease me, so much?

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