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Get ready, or get out.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I can't find my house anywhere.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Be better!

I never listened.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You're going to need a dentist.

Hey, watch me dance.

It's not ready.

We're gods.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are not my father.

I see you have done this before.

I've reported it to the press.

You're a ghost.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I want that spider out of my house!

Did you fart today?

Darling, it's beautiful.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I want you to stop questioning me.

Don't fool around.

Take the money and die.

I have needs.

Luck is like a beach...

Your tongue has turned purple.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Please, sit down.

Open sesame.

I need to tell you about the hot dog.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

You are an idiot.

You are so mean to me.

I'm trying to save you.

Your ears have turned yellow.

You're going to pay!

I know what happened.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I'm weird.

I feel impatient.

I have the scroll.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to be cute.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We need to stay.

I knew you could see it through.

Stop, in the name of love.

You hate me.

Good night!

I should ask for more money.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the worst time to be angry.

They know it was me

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I want you to listen to me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You angel!

A girl needs a job.

Be yourself!

While there is life, there is hope.

Take this for luck.

We're ghosts.

Who left a smoothie in the kitchen?

Leave it outside.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

This is a fine ship

We are irritable.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I am going to the funeral.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I bet you know why I'm going.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make an effort?

You never do what I want.

I see you let yourself in.

We're going to need a fork.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Get ready to die.

Please, don't drink that.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

When the lights go out, start crying.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Someone's watching us.

Let's get it

You want it.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I want that cheetah out of my life!

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I never hurt anybody.

Open the window.

This room is unstable.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Am I dead, or not?

You're crazy.

I'll open it.

I should vote.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's giving me hope.

You are so kind to me.

I have the letter.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

It's time to brush your teeth.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.

We need to help each other.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to be decent.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I love summer in Japan.

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

We're going to need a carpenter.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Can I make a difference?

This is the worst time to be afraid.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Good grief!

A boy needs his mother.

Take the money and go.

You are meddlesome.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Don't ask any questions.

Your wisdom is like a lake...

It's not the right size.

Get ready to dance.

I feel certain.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm trying to leave.

I want that alligator out of my life!

Why do you tease me, so much?

I have powers.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Just breathe

We're going to need a saw.

I need to tell you about the party.

I'm the only firefighter on this planet

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You can have it.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Leave it alone.

Be careful!

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

Leave it here.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Who left a Coke in the garage?

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Please, come in.

You are a handsome devil.

I love autumn in Ireland.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to stop me.

You should think about this.

I know where you were.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I want you to be gloomy.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You're going to need a shop assistant.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I see you are thinking.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I can offer you an icecream.

My life is over.

Ha-cha-cha.

You never say what you're thinking.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks great.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Did you eat yesterday?

No one can ever know how we did it.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

You are my love.

When the door opens, start singing.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I'll get it.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a philanthropist.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Leave it until morning.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Just try not to cry

You should ask your father.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

I volunteer to go!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.

I feel afraid.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I want you to help me.

You will always hate me.

You can't have it.

Wisdom is like a violin...

Hey, watch me move.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're coming with me!

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Please, stop crying.

You're magnificent.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

I love summer in Germany.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are an artist.

This looks nice.

Good morning!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

It's time to go.

It's giving me an error message.

How dare you laugh at me!

Someone's listening.

We're going to need a spoon.

A boy needs his grandfather.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

When the party starts, start singing.

I want that squirrel out of my room!

Take the drink and go.

We need to make a plan.

I feel guilty.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I have 20-20 vision.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You should hide.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a lot of money.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Don't get too close.

I never loved you.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

We are fearful.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Throw me the wrench.

You never smile.

This room is bugged.

This is a day to remember

I'm a ghost.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I see you smiling.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I'm going to need a winemaker.

My love, it's beautiful.

I want you to hold me.

I'm the only photographer who ever lived.

Sound the alarm!

Reality is like a river...

I am going to the grand opening.

You are a twit.

I want that duck out of my car!

I love winter in France.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Take this with water.

You could never fascinate me.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You're going to need a spatula.

My life is cursed.

You're weird.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

You are not my mother.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Plug it in here.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I will always want you.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I never gave up hope.

Your ears have turned spotted.

You should call your mother.

Can I make music?

Delivery!

Eating is good for the soul.

Whoop-whoop.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

Why do you love me, so much?

We need to go.

I can't find my strawberry milkshake anywhere.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Winners don't quit

You never take me seriously.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

We've only got one option.

Who left a chicken in the bedroom?

Did you get lucky just now?

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

How dare you look at me!

My love, it's dead.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

You're insignificant.

It's not right.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

I want that horse out of my house!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

Take this with you.

I heard a noise coming from the dining room.

I am going to the party.

This looks odd.

This is a stick up.

I knew you could open it.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I'm going to need a saw.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

Take the piano and die.

I'm trying to believe you.

Failure is like a beautiful melody...

Let's play

You should call your father.

A girl needs her mother.

You burned it on purpose.

It's giving me grief.

I'll listen.

I feel amused.

Don't wait to be asked.

This room is haunted.

We are methodical.

We should start a business.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I want you to stop tricking me.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I want you to be meddlesome.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

We're going to need a soldier.

No one can ever know that I survived.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Hey, watch me smile.

Someone's in here.

I'm the worst gladiator who ever lived.

My life is a mystery.

Who left a hammer in the stable?

I knew you could turn things around.

You love me.

I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

Give me the guitar.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You are so good to me.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I hate you.

How dare you smile at me!

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

No one can ever know that I like you

I need to tell you about the macchiato.

Drop it here.

You are a godsend.

You made me cry on purpose.

Your face has turned green.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

Please, stop smoking.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

Your ears have turned pink.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Get ready for this.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We need to unite.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

I should hide.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I have the knife.

I heard a sound coming from the chapel.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I volunteer to eat it!

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

It's time to pack your bags.

You're special.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I want that panda out of my car!

Leave it to the professionals.

I love fall in England.

I feel ignorant.

You never stop to think.

Give it here.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

I know who you are.

I'm the worst librarian who ever lived.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

This room is shrinking.

Let's drink

I want you to be obvious.

You're a god.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I'll watch.

This looks interesting.

Your face has turned white.

I'm going to need a rat catcher.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want to tell you about the bedroom.

I've reported it to the President.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Can I make medicine?

You are noncompetitive.

Give me the spoon.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Don't upset your father, not now.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You are a thief.

I want that bunny out of my room!

Did you eat today?

I can't find my tomato juice anywhere.

I feel cross.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.

You never sing anymore.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

You should make peace with your father.

Let's go

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

You will always despise me.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Take the piano and go.

I want you to be uncaring.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Take this and pray.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Whatever happens, don't panic

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I can offer you an ale.

Good luck!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You are a liar.

Give me the wrench.

I'll keep guard.

You're really something!

I have the will.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Your eyes have turned purple.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I can offer you a job.

You're going to need a shaman.

We're the same person.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

We've only got one chance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

Hey, watch me leave.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

You should find your father.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Let's watch TV!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I love summer in Switzerland.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

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