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You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You're weird.

We're the same person.

Stop, in the name of love.

We need to stay.

I want you to be exciting.

Don't fool around.

I should start a business.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Can I make a yurt?

I feel surprised.

Just try not to cry

When the bell rings, start singing.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

I love summer in Japan.

Let's watch TV!

Am I under arrest, or not?

You crashed the car on purpose.

This room is shrinking.

Get ready to run.

It's not dead.

My life is cursed.

A miss is as good as a mile.

I want you to kiss me.

You're going to need a lot of money.

Leave it here.

You are a genius.

Take this for luck.

You're a ghost.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I never listened.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

This looks nice.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You should listen to your father.

It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.

Why do you love me, so much?

I see you came prepared.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Leave it until morning.

Be safe!

I have the knife.

Good grief!

I'll get it.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Please, stop shouting.

I know the future.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Someone's coming this way.

You could never hate me.

You made me cry on purpose.

Time is like a beautiful melody...

You are so kind to me.

Take the money and leave.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I have faith.

You never have time for me.

Throw me the wrench.

Can I make an igloo?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I want you to be fickle.

I'm trying to open it.

You are my favourite.

It's time to go.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

You're going to need a spoon.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Who left a hammer in the living room?

I'm lucky.

How dare you look at me!

Delivery!

I am going to the party.

I never felt so alone.

It's not tight enough.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want that panda out of my life!

This is a fine ship

Knitting is all I can manage now.

You're never going to get away with this!

My life is over.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

Just breathe

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I heard a noise coming from the stable.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the the windmill.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Be careful!

I'm the only crook who ever lived.

I want you to marry me.

You are so nice to me.

You should write to your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

This looks suspicious.

You are a handsome devil.

A boy needs his mother.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I volunteer as tribute!

You monster!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're a god.

Sound the alarm!

I see you have done this before.

You need me.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

This room is bugged.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

My love, it's beautiful.

Who left a skateboard in the basement?

I'll keep guard.

It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Good luck!

You broke it.

I should think about this.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

This is the worst time to be angry.

I have time.

You're going to need a can opener.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I hate you.

Did you eat just now?

No one can ever know that I like you

Open the door.

Dying is like doing the dishes...

I'm trying to care.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I have the gun.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I feel sweaty.

Give me the doll.

I can offer you a pickle.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

I am going to the grand opening.

I love autumn in Canada.

Take this and pray.

I know where you were.

I want you to be weird.

It's giving me a headache.

I can offer you a good price.

You're going to need a missionary.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Whatever happens, don't panic

You are a thief.

You never say what you're thinking.

Don't get too close.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

We are unlovable.

We're crazy.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Plug it in here.

You're going down!

Why do you hate me, so much?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I'm the only model on this planet

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This is a stick up.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

A boy needs boundaries.

I see you for who you are.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I want you to help me.

You found it.

I volunteer to eat it!

Your face has turned grey.

You are my sunshine.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You should protect your mother.

I'm going to need a hammer.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

My life matters.

Can I make a decision?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Hey, watch me move.

I knew you could survive.

Don't wait to be asked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I have to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

Am I dead, or not?

I can offer you a piña colada.

Take the drink and go.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I love spring in China.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You are a liar.

We've only got one bullet.

We're going to need a referee.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I've reported it to mother.

It's not working.

I want you to stop following me.

I feel hungry.

Buying a house is like making a cake...

I need to tell you about Monday.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Drop it here.

I am rational.

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

I'm trying to understand.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Get ready to die.

Let's get it

I know math.

I see you smiling.

This looks great.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

Fears are like spaghetti...

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You never smile.

Someone's having a bad day.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Show me the bike.

There's safety in numbers.

You're coming with me!

A girl needs love.

Can I make a plan?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

No one can ever know what we did.

Who left an umbrella in the control room?

I can't find my burger anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I'm going to need a spatula.

We need to close it.

You could never want me.

Hey, watch me smile.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's not mine.

Open the bottle.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Leave it outside.

I have to tell you about the candy-bar.

I could never need you.

We're lucky.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

My life is a mystery.

I love winter in Switzerland.

I want you to be frustrated.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I'll watch.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Please, be careful.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I never really lived.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I knew you could live like this.

This is a day to remember

Be better!

Darling, it's so expensive.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I'm trying to save you.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

You should find your mother.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You're going to need a goatherd.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Let's go

You are a poet.

You never call me.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You dropped it.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

Give me the saw.

I feel resentful.

You're going to need a wrench.

I want you to look at me.

I'm the only pianist on this planet

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

We've only got one of these.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Your nose has turned white.

You are obsessive.

We're ghosts.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

This is crazy

A girl needs her mother.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Death is like a movie...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want you to be fatalistic.

I could never love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

You're special.

I see you let yourself in.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Take this with you.

Leave it alone.

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Who left a milkshake in the dining room?

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Good night!

I'm going to need a janitor.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's time to go to bed.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Throw me the can opener.

This is a fine mess

I want that octopus out of my life!

I love autumn in China.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Someone's in here.

Give it here.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I feel timid.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the President.

We've only got one chance.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Let's eat

This looks odd.

You're really something!

I want you to be trembling.

You are not my daughter.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Please, sit down.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

There's no smoke without fire.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to betray me.

Can I make a contribution?

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I have the will.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Who left a water in the waiting room?

I need to tell you about the physicist.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

It's not yours.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

How much money do you have?

Take this with water.

The truth is like a canvas...

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Good morning!

I should ask for more money.

I am going to Easter.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a spatula.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Let's dance

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I'm a ghost.

It's going to be okay

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Someone's watching us.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Get ready for this.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

A girl needs her friends.

I can offer you a burger.

You're going to need a priest.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You never listen.

We need to make out.

I want you to kill me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This looks bad.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I will always love you.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

I want you to be infatuated.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I have to tell you about the celery stick.

Your eyes have turned purple.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Please, listen to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

Take the piano and go.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want that squirrel out of my room!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I volunteer to go!

I can offer you a rum and coke.

I love summer in Ireland.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

It's giving me an error message.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

Give me the icecream.

When the door opens, start singing.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Laughter is like a lake...

Laughing is good for the soul.

You are not my son.

I'm going to need a director.

Finding a job is like eating a cake...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

I want to tell you about the party.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

We need to fight.

I could never want you.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

A boy needs confidence.

You never stop to think.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

This looks familiar.

You're amazing!

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

I'm the greatest marine who ever lived.

Don't ask any questions.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

Leave it to the professionals.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Can I make it worse?

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

We're gods.

I'm a god.

I want you to read to me.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Who left a pickle in the corridor?

You will always want me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Your face has turned purple.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I can offer you a celery stick.

You are an idiot.

My life means nothing.

You are cold.

You're going to need a saw.

I despise you.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Take the piano and die.

Hand me the slice of pizza.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to be well-meaning.

This room is unstable.

It's giving me hope.

A girl needs money.

I'm the greatest teacher who ever lived.

You lost it.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'll get ready.

You should vote.

You never do what I want.

This looks peculiar.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I never wanted to die.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Get ready, or get out.

Enough is enough.

Please, look at me.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are not my conscience.

I can offer you a job.

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