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Let's watch the game
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
You are an inspiration.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I'm going to need a hammer.
You're never going to get away with this!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
It's giving me an error message.
Your eyes have turned brown.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
It's now or never
I never really lived.
I know what to do.
You burned it on purpose.
I've reported it to mother.
I feel lousy.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want you to be conventional.
I need you.
I see you know what to do.
Take this for luck.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
We're weird.
Your nose has turned black.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Please, stay where you are.
We need to break up.
You should write to your father.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
How dare you laugh at me!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Dating is like doing chores...
Be careful!
I'm a god.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You will always want me.
Take the drink and leave.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Leave it alone.
I'm the worst juggler on this planet
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I volunteer to go!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This room is unstable.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
We are coarse.
I should ask for more money.
You are not my favourite.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
When the door opens, start singing.
Get ready for this.
You are so good to me.
Can I make magic?
Don't just stand there.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to love me.
Who left a knife in the bedroom?
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You made me cry on purpose.
I've reported it to the police.
Am I under arrest, or not?
A boy needs his mother.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I love spring in Australia.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I am going to the party.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Patience is a virtue
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Stop, in the name of the law.
My life matters.
This looks nice.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
This is a stick up.
Did you get lucky this morning?
You are my only hope.
Please, stop doing that.
We're gods.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I will always hate you.
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Give me the spring-roll.
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
We're going to need a spatula.
Someone's having a bad day.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
You're a ghost.
You monster!
I feel ready.
I have the knife.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
I have to tell you about the dining room.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Okay, who left an umbrella in the walk-in freezer?
Your victory is like a camera...
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Get ready to run.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Take this with you.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Good night!
We're lucky.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're under arrest!
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
Let's watch TV!
Sound the alarm!
I'm trying to help.
You should protect your mother.
It's giving me grief.
We need to stay.
It's not safe.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Hey, watch me leave.
I never could make up my mind.
Fears are like chocolate...
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You need me.
Just be yourself
You're going to need a lot of wine.
You never say what you're thinking.
I see you are thinking.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's your fault that the train was late.
You devil!
You are a handsome devil.
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
I love spring in France.
I have the poem.
You are so kind to me.
I am encouraged.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Can I make art?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
My life means nothing.
I knew you could survive.
I want to tell you about the chicken wing.
I want you to stop loving me.
Show me the saw.
Who left a whiskey in the bathroom?
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Be better!
Please, tell me.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to look at me.
Someone's watching us.
Let's get it
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'll get ready.
You're special.
I have needs.
Good morning!
You should find your mother.
I want that monkey out of my life!
I want you to be messy.
This is crazy
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You never smile.
Leave it here.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
You could never need me.
It's not ready.
I'm the only priest on this planet
We need to order pizza.
It's time to pack your bags.
I never wanted to die.
You dropped it.
This looks familiar.
I hate you.
You're going to need a dictator.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I am high-handed.
I can offer you a good price.
I love fall in Japan.
I want you to stop following me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I volunteer as tribute!
My love, it's alive.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Hey, watch me dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Learning is like making bread...
When the party starts, hide.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This is the worst time to be here.
Money isn't everything.
This room is haunted.
My life is cursed.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Please, stop laughing.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Hand me the knife.
You should protect your father.
Can I make it easier?
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I want you to listen to me.
We're ghosts.
Be yourself!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Open it here.
Time to shine
You never call me.
You can have it.
Whoop-whoop.
When I was little, I wanted to be a magician.
I knew you could live like this.
Leave it until morning.
I never loved you.
I am going to the grand opening.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
This looks odd.
I want that lizard out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Let's go
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a sandwich.
I'm the greatest police officer on this planet
Darling, it's beautiful.
You are an artist.
You are not my type.
I want you to stop tickling me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want you to be secure.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I'm trying to understand.
You could never want me.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We've only got one of these.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I have powers.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I need to tell you about the sea monster.
You are my favourite.
You should think about this.
When the door opens, start crying.
I can't find my pony anywhere.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Take the money and leave.
I volunteer to eat it!
You should call your mother.
This room is shrinking.
Get ready to laugh.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
It's not in.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Throw me the croissant.
You can't have it.
We need to open it.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're going to need a can opener.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Please, don't touch that.
I feel funky.
I love spring in Switzerland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Open your heart.
I want you to be dishonest.
It's time to make lunch.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want that horse out of my car!
I've reported it to the press.
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Don't get too close.
You're amazing!
He was unconscious when I found him.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You should find your father.
I'm special.
Can I make joy?
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You should hide.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
A girl needs confidence.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Who left a bird in the walk-in freezer?
I volunteer myself!
I know math.
I am going to the wedding.
I am irreverent.
You are my son.
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
My love, it's delicious.
You never stop to think.
Death is like an ocean...
I'm a ghost.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to cook for me.
How dare you look at me!
Hopes are like chocolate...
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I love fall in Ireland.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
You are a twit.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Your eyes have turned red.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
I want you to be disorderly.
I never killed anyone.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
You are so mean to me.
Someone's in here.
I've reported it to the President.
It's giving me hope.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I want that goldfish out of my car!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You should make peace with your father.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We need to stop.
I'm going to need an astronaut.
I'm trying to leave.
Throw me the kite.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
We are soft.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Drop it here.
I'm the worst fashion designer who ever lived.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me smile.
I feel sad.
You're weird.
You broke the vase on purpose.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're a god.
Take the piano and leave.
This is a fine ship
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This is the right time to be alone.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
How dare you smile at me!
I'll sit on it.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
We need to play.
Throw me the apple.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
You are not my conscience.
I want you to stop me.
Can I make it matter?
I want you to stop questioning me.
Your lips have turned white.
I see you let yourself in.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You're crazy!
I love spring in Germany.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Take this with water.
My love, it's so expensive.
Who left a slice of pizza in the kitchen?
You never sing anymore.
Please, come in.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Let's eat
Don't fool around.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
I feel content.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We need to make out.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you.
We are authoritarian.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
This is a day to remember
I'll get it.
Throw me the sandwich.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You angel!
Someone's listening.
Can I make a cake?
I'm trying to open it.
Who left a bratwurst in the bedroom?
A boy needs a job.
Winners don't quit
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
You're really something!
We've only got one bullet.
I am going to the funeral.
This room is bugged.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This looks wrong.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You're magnificent.
Your success is like a movie...
I can offer you an espresso.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're going to need a paramedic.
It's not right.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I want that pig out of my life!
I want you to be pugnacious.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I feel calm.
I'm the best fortune-teller who ever lived.
Take the drink and die.
I have the card.
You never have time for me.
Please, listen to me.
Show me the skateboard.
It's time to go.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I have 20-20 vision.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I should go to the police.
You are a poet.
Throw it here.
You love me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an entrepreneur.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
Laughing is good for the soul.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I never listened.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Two heads are better than one.
Can I make contact?
We're going to need a can opener.
It's not easy.
Your tongue has turned black.
Open the door.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I want you to be unlovable.
I'm cursed.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
This is a fine mess
I can offer you an icecream.
I know more than you realise.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want you to inspire me.
Darling, it's alive.
Please, don't move.
I heard weeping coming from the studio.
Take this and pray.
Who left a saw in the dining room?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want to tell you about the outhouse.
You are a liar.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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