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Dying is like doing the laundry...
You are a godsend.
It's time to go.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Death is like a mountain...
It's giving me grief.
A boy needs his father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I have the card.
Take the money and leave.
I will always want you.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You broke it.
Leave it outside.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's not right.
I want you to cook for me.
We're the same person.
Your nose has turned white.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are not my favourite.
We are infatuated.
You devil!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
When I was little, I wanted to be a swimmer.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
My life is cursed.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
Open it here.
This is a day to remember
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm the greatest court jester who ever lived.
I know what happened.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I see you for who you are.
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I volunteer myself!
Stop, in the name of the law.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are so mean to me.
Be safe!
Please, don't touch that.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
We're going to need a lot of food.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I feel miserable.
Can I make dessert?
Ha-cha-cha.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your lips have turned orange.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Let's watch the game
I have to tell you about the basement.
How much time do you have?
You could never want me.
Maybe no one will notice
Take the drink and go.
I could never want you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You should ask for more money.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Hey, watch me move.
We're ghosts.
It's your fault that the crops died.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I want you to be busy.
You're alone in the universe.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
I never loved you.
Someone's locked the door.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
I'm a ghost.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to kill me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Who left a coffee in the guest room?
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Don't ask any questions.
How dare you smile at me!
A boy needs love.
I've reported it to the President.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
This is the right time to be happy.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Get ready to laugh.
My life means nothing.
Hand me the shovel.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I have the poem.
You should listen to your father.
I have lost the will to live.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
He was unconscious when I found him.
Darling, it's so juicy.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You found it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I am going to Christmas.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I know what to do.
Can I make up a story?
We've only got one chance.
Sound the alarm!
We need to help each other.
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I want to tell you about the hunter.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You will always need me.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I'm trying to believe you.
I want you to be touchy.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I'm special.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to look at me.
I'm the greatest bonecarver on this planet
I can't find my fox anywhere.
We're gods.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Did you eat today?
You're going to need a record producer.
I'm a god.
Good night!
You are so good to me.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
This looks suspicious.
This room is bugged.
Don't just stand there.
Let's go
Open your heart.
Darling, it's alive.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I will always need you.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Give me the saw.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Leave it here.
It's not easy.
A boy needs his mother.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
Who left a knife in the dungeon?
It's your fault that the cat died.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
You should ask your father.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
You monster!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
You are my reason for living.
Can I make money?
I want that cat out of my house!
You're coming with me!
I've reported it to the police.
I'll help.
I can offer you an apple.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I never could make up my mind.
I'm lucky.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
If you don't want it, throw it away.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take this and pray.
We need to make out.
This room is haunted.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I love summer in Australia.
I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Let's drink
No one can ever know what we did.
Your ears have turned purple.
Someone's having a bad day.
You never sing anymore.
Please, lie down.
You dropped it.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm the only fashion designer who ever lived.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Darling, it's dead.
You are not my daughter.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
I have the gun.
Did you fart last night?
It's your fault that the plane was late.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to be airy.
I want you to love me.
We've only got one life.
I never listened.
You angel!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I can offer you a hot dog.
Can I make it easier?
Leave it alone.
I know who you are.
I knew you could make up your mind.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Success is like a canvas...
I feel threatened.
I've reported it to mother.
Get ready to dance.
You should listen to your mother.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Your nose has turned pink.
Time to shine
You're no good.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
Let's watch TV!
A girl needs love.
Good grief!
I will always hate you.
We need to stay.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
You're going to need a lifeguard.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Open sesame.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want that goat out of my life!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
It's giving me a headache.
I'm going to need a fork.
She was unconscious when I found her.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Please, stop smoking.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I'll wait here.
I'm the best ornithologist who ever lived.
You never do what I want.
I am tense.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Give me the screwdriver.
I can offer you a good price.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to be neglectful.
Can I make peace?
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
You're going to pay!
We're insignificant.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Buying a house is like making toast...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
This is a fine mess
I can offer you a fishcake.
You will always love me.
Take the money and die.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I have a secret.
No man can serve two masters.
I volunteer to go!
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Give it here.
I have the will.
Don't wait to be asked.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I never hurt anybody.
I want that kangaroo out of my life!
Delivery!
I have to tell you about the spring-roll.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
How dare you look at me!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm the only ninja on this planet
Your tongue has turned yellow.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You are an inspiration.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Am I dead, or not?
We're going to need a lot of water.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
When the party starts, hide.
You are articulate.
Please, don't eat that.
You made me cry on purpose.
You never have time for me.
This looks odd.
Someone's coming this way.
I could never need you.
I want you to stop blaming me.
A girl needs boundaries.
You are so kind to me.
I should pay the bill.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You're a god.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
You are not my father.
Dammit, who left a beer in the sauna?
Cheats never prosper.
Leave it to the professionals.
I can offer you a sandwich.
Give me the chicken wing.
I'm the best composer who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I am going to the party.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's not in.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Plug it in here.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Friendship is like a river...
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your tongue has turned orange.
You are my love.
I have money.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Take the piano and die.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I love fall in Switzerland.
We've only got one hope.
Don't get too close.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
You deserve this
A girl needs her space.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Who left a spatula in the office?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Be better!
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Let's play
Leave it until morning.
You are delicate.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I'm going to need a hotelier.
Open the window.
Someone's watching us.
Your lips have turned yellow.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I feel outrageous.
I can offer you a 7-up.
I'll get it.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You're going down!
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I'm the best writer on this planet
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You should protect your father.
I can't find my bunny anywhere.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You are a hero.
You are my only hope.
Get ready, or get out.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Hand me the icecream.
We're going to need a fork.
I'm magnificent.
You will always fascinate me.
I should ask for more money.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Why do you love me, so much?
It's giving me hope.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I have the knife.
I want you to marry me.
Can I make a pillow fort?
I'll listen.
A girl needs her father.
Running for office is like doing housework...
I'm going to need a DJ.
You never say what you're thinking.
This looks wrong.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Good morning!
It's time to go to bed.
Who left a slice of pizza in the cloakroom?
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Take this with you.
I want you.
I want you to document my trip to England.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I'm going to need a lot of help.
It's better to give than to receive.
We need to fight.
I feel patriotic.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
This is a stick up.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer as tribute!
No one can ever know that I like you
Am I coming with you, or not?
Get ready for this.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I want you to be uninhibited.
We're crazy.
Did you fart today?
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Wealth is like a lake...
Your ears have turned spotted.
You should disown your father.
Open the door.
You're a ghost.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
You're going to need a knife.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
Someone's in here.
Please, tell me.
I love autumn in France.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I heard laughter coming from the control room.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
This looks bad.
It's giving me an error message.
You are a poet.
I see you every day.
I never wanted this.
I have to tell you about the celery stick.
Just try not to cry
I knew you could survive.
I'm the best swineherd on this planet
You need it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
You should vote.
I want you to listen to me.
You're really something!
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.
I want that kitten out of my life!
Let's get it
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
We're going to need a burglar.
We're going to need a wrench.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Can I make kimchi?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Throw me the candy-bar.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
We're alone in the universe.
You are a handsome devil.
When the party starts, remain calm.
You want it.
I see you let yourself in.
This looks interesting.
Good luck!
I have to tell you about Easter.
Who left a monkey in the dining room?
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
A boy needs a job.
You will always want me.
We are sexy.
Your nose has turned green.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.
We've only got one option.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I want you to stop looking at me.
My life is over.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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