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Am I coming with you, or not?

I feel old.

A girl needs money.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

It's not mine.

Take this and pray.

Who left a cheetah in the wardrobe?

I'll sit on it.

I see you are thinking.

Leave it until morning.

This is a fine mess

You never smile.

I want you to be sore.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you to stop me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You monster!

Please, stop smoking.

Give it here.

I'm going to need a fork.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I knew you could fix it.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

We need to unite.

It's giving me an error message.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I am disillusioned.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I love fall in Germany.

Hey, watch me smile.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

I have money.

I can offer you a bagel.

It's going to be okay

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Get ready to laugh.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want that shark out of my car!

You crashed the car on purpose.

You're going to pay!

We're ghosts.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You should write to your mother.

I'm alone in the universe.

I'm the only senator who ever lived.

Don't ask any questions.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Stop, in the name of love.

Did you fart last night?

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You will always need me.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I know more than you realise.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

Can I make a stand?

This is a day to remember

I am going to Christmas.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Who left a saw in the dining room?

Let's dance

You need it.

I want you to be nervous.

You're a ghost.

You are a poet.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Your ears have turned white.

Be better!

When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.

I'll wait here.

I have the knife.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I love winter in Ireland.

This room is haunted.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I have powers.

Delivery!

You are so mean to me.

I feel sexy.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Show me the umbrella.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Please, stop doing that.

You never listen.

Someone's watching us.

Okay. Just do what I do.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I'm the worst chef who ever lived.

Get ready for this.

Good morning!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Take the drink and die.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

We're going to need a peddlar.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I see you every day.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

We're the same person.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

We need to stop.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I know what happened.

No one can ever know that I like you

Take this with water.

Don't wait to be asked.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I can't find my deer anywhere.

Drop it here.

Can I make animal sounds?

You need me.

My life is cursed.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Your ears have turned brown.

I am skillful.

Dammit, who left a doll in the kitchen?

I am going to the funeral.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your nose has turned stripey.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I could never despise you.

I'll listen.

You never do what I want.

I should pay the bill.

This room is unstable.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

It's not tight enough.

I've reported it to the press.

You want it.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

This looks great.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I volunteer as tribute!

I feel frightened.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Sound the alarm!

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Open the window.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are my sunshine.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Please, don't move.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Stop, in the name of the law.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

If you don't want it, put it back.

We're going to need a judge.

I never felt so alone.

We need to help each other.

I need to tell you about the dungeon.

I want you to kill me.

I know who you are.

You are a liar.

I'm cursed.

I have lost the will to live.

You want me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I'm the only terrorist on this planet

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Take the money and leave.

It's time to go to bed.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Open it here.

I want you to stop tricking me.

This is a fine ship

I love summer in Spain.

Throw me the hammer.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Let's eat

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Did you eat while I was away?

Reading is all I can manage now.

You should pay the bill.

Finding a job is like cooking...

Be yourself!

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my boat anywhere.

Someone's locked the door.

My life is over.

You angel!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I can offer you a kebab.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Dammit, who left an ukulele in the control room?

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I can offer you a job.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I knew you could live like this.

Please, lie down.

You're really something!

We're alone in the universe.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

How dare you laugh at me!

Good grief!

You burned it on purpose.

You are unique.

A girl needs her friends.

You could never hate me.

I never could make up my mind.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I feel alone.

Cooking is good for the soul.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You are not my mother.

I heard a voice coming from the walk-in freezer.

Don't get too close.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

You should ask your mother.

Your face has turned green.

You're going to need a can opener.

I want you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm trying to save you.

Give me the burger.

You never call me.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Leave it here.

I'm going to need an astronaut.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I survived.

It's now or never

This is the perfect time to be here.

Darling, it's alive.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Who left a wrench in the office?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I want you to be muddle-headed.

I'm the best priest on this planet

It's giving me grief.

You are a handsome devil.

You dropped it.

I need to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

I am going to the party.

Am I dead, or not?

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

We've only got one bullet.

I'm insignificant.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

You are my father.

You're never going to get away with this!

Can I make time?

Get ready to dance.

We need to go.

It's time to pack your bags.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm a ghost.

I know the future.

I have the letter.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I should start a business.

My life is a mystery.

Take the piano and leave.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

You are so kind to me.

I can offer you a cocktail.

You will always despise me.

Give me the umbrella.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

It has to work

I never killed anyone.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I see you for who you are.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

This looks familiar.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Friendship is like a beach...

I want that duck out of my life!

I'll watch.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You are a thief.

Someone's having a bad day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

We're gods.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

Your ears have turned orange.

Please, stay where you are.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

You're insignificant.

Learning is like writing a to do list...

I know what to do.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I want you to inspire me.

I want you to be provoked.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You can't have it.

I will always need you.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

Why do you love me, so much?

We're going to need a swimmer.

We need to eat.

I have the time.

I have time.

Take the drink and go.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

You are not my favourite.

Can I make it up?

I love fall in Japan.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You're under arrest!

I can't find my bed anywhere.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I am going to Easter.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I'll get it.

Who left a spatula in the conservatory?

No one suspects a thing

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Did you get lucky just now?

Throw me the saw.

Be careful!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I feel serene.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's not appropriate.

Please, stop shouting.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

Good night!

A boy needs a job.

You're going to need a hammer.

Someone's listening.

I have to tell you about the sauna.

You never have time for me.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

You hate me.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

Your tongue has turned red.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

We need to make better decisions.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I knew you could open it.

Take the drink and leave.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

You should go to the police.

I'm going to need a pirate.

You are my mother.

Let's watch TV!

You are not my conscience.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I never hurt anybody.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want that alligator out of my car!

You should find your mother.

Justice is like a picnic in the park...

This is a stick up.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

My love, it's delicious.

Plug it in here.

You're going down!

I want you to cook for me.

It's giving me a headache.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I will always despise you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I volunteer to eat it!

Please, don't touch that.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

You lost it.

I'm a god.

You are an inspiration.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

A boy needs confidence.

My life means nothing.

I want you to be frightening.

You're going to need a knife.

How dare you look at me!

This is the right time to be alone.

I am going to the wedding.

I'll help.

Take the piano and die.

Someone's in here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Your anger is like a forest...

I have a secret.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

It's not the right size.

I love autumn in America.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Hand me the wrench.

Just be yourself

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

You are not my daughter.

Can I make the team?

No one can ever know what we did.

This looks interesting.

How much time do you have?

Dating is like making cupcakes...

I can offer you a daiquiri.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I have the poem.

Let's go

I'm trying to open it.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

We're going to need a lot of luck.

We are agonized.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm here.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

You are a godsend.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want you to be crude.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I despise you.

I'll get ready.

You're going to need a surgeon.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the waiting room.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

I never listened.

You never sing anymore.

Who left a rat in the library?

I want that octopus out of my house!

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

You're going to need a spatula.

When the bell rings, start singing.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

We need to make a plan.

We're insignificant.

I want you to love me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.

I have needs.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Pearls of wisdom.

You devil!

I need to tell you about the bratwurst.

Leave it alone.

I want you to be detestable.

Show me the chair.

You are not my son.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

Can I make fudge?

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

We're going to need a bishop.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Did you get lucky today?

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

A girl needs her mother.

You're amazing!

Take this for luck.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I want you to stop smelling me.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

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