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You should ask your mother.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
How dare you laugh at me!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you to inspire me.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
Getting married is like tidying your room...
You should quit.
Delivery!
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I can offer you a good price.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I have 20-20 vision.
It's now or never
I'm the only lighthouse-keeper on this planet
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
A girl needs confidence.
Hope springs eternal.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are so mean to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You're going to need a drug dealer.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Get ready to laugh.
You are at ease.
I can offer you a merlot.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You never call me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is a fine mess
I feel lonely.
Please, stop doing that.
Who left a bike in the office?
You broke the vase on purpose.
Be safe!
I am going to the funeral.
I have the poem.
Take the drink and leave.
I have to tell you about the candy-bar.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Take this and pray.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
It's giving me grief.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
You can't have it.
I never loved you.
Let's play
Hey, watch me dance.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Your eyes have turned brown.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
We're ghosts.
We need to make a plan.
You should find your father.
You could never want me.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I have lost the will to live.
Someone's watching us.
We're weird.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I'll help.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I want you to marry me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's time to go.
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm a god.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You monster!
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I can't find my Powerade anywhere.
How dare you smile at me!
You are not my daughter.
You burned it on purpose.
Give it here.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to be obvious.
I could never need you.
I'm the worst waiter who ever lived.
I see you are thinking.
No one can ever know that I like you
It's not safe.
Did you eat just now?
This is a day to remember
Open the curtains.
I feel cautious.
Please, sit down.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Get ready, or get out.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I've reported it to the press.
It was your fault that we ran out of bread.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I need to tell you about the sphinx.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.
Leave it until morning.
I want that turtle out of my house!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a mason.
You're going to need a saw.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
This looks nice.
You should call your father.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Ha-cha-cha.
Let's eat
You are so kind to me.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
It's time to make lunch.
You're crazy!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's giving me an error message.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I have the time.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's your fault that the label came off.
Anxiety is like a mountain...
Your face has turned blue.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You can have it.
I know what to do.
I love summer in Germany.
Can I make a home?
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I'm special.
You are my only hope.
You should ask for more money.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
Get ready to run.
My life matters.
I want you to be pompous.
You never stop to think.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are a poet.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I see you know what to do.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
Open your heart.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Someone's locked the door.
I want that scorpion out of my room!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
Take the piano and go.
Take this with you.
I volunteer myself!
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I can offer you a job.
I never could make up my mind.
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
I want you to clean up after me.
Did you eat yesterday?
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'll open it.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one chance.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
This room is bugged.
We're going to need a rabbi.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are not my conscience.
Please, tell me.
I want you to stop tricking me.
This looks familiar.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You will always need me.
We're no good.
It's your fault that the crops died.
When I was little, I wanted to be a computer programmer.
I can't find my cat anywhere.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
How dare you look at me!
Why do you tease me, so much?
I've reported it to the police.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
It's giving me a headache.
My love, it's so expensive.
You should make peace with your father.
I can offer you a cocktail.
Sound the alarm!
Haste makes waste.
You angel!
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
It's not right.
Don't wait to be asked.
Open it here.
You're coming with me!
I want you to read to me.
My life is cursed.
I feel tenacious.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We're going to need a hammer.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I volunteer as tribute!
Running for office is like eating bread...
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Can I make it through?
I'm the worst taxi-driver who ever lived.
Laughing is good for the soul.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Good morning!
I'll wait here.
Who left a wolf in the living room?
I could never hate you.
We need to stop.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Give me the skateboard.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Your tongue has turned red.
Your lips have turned pink.
If you don't want it, put it back.
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's time to pack your bags.
A girl needs money.
I want that lobster out of my room!
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Take the money and go.
I have powers.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You need me.
This is a stick up.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Open the window.
I want you to be disrespectful.
Did you eat while I was away?
I'm crazy.
You're a god.
This is the right time to be here.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I feel nervous.
I can't find my frog anywhere.
You should call your mother.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Don't just stand there.
Please, don't eat that.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I'm the greatest sailor on this planet
I want you to stop lying to me.
You're going to need a bishop.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are an idiot.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I'm trying to open it.
I want you to love me.
Leave it here.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Hand me the guitar.
You never take me seriously.
Be yourself!
You're never going to get away with this!
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Take this with water.
You are my mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
It's time to go to bed.
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
We're gods.
No one suspects a thing
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Am I coming with you, or not?
When the lights go out, start singing.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
This room is unstable.
Open the bottle.
I am sexy.
I want that whale out of my house!
I never hurt anybody.
Life is like a good book...
I have the knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
We're magnificent.
I want you to be articulate.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I know where you were.
I am going to the party.
Who left a hot dog in the kitchen?
Give me the chair.
I want you to stop following me.
Please, stand.
Can I make art?
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Leave it alone.
We've only got one of these.
You are a hero.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You dropped it.
I will always need you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I see you came prepared.
I want you to stop me.
Darling, it's so expensive.
You hate me.
Let's get it
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
Hey, watch me smile.
I love spring in Antarctica.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Good grief!
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Reading is all I can manage now.
Get ready to die.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I want that snail out of my house!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Your nose has turned pink.
Take the piano and die.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
A boy needs money.
This looks interesting.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You can do this
You are a liar.
I never really lived.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I will always want you.
I have time.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You made me cry on purpose.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like making a cake...
We need to fight.
I'm going to need a miner.
Can I make better choices?
We are hefty.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You never have time for me.
Who left a hot dog in the laundry?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want you to kill me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I want you to be insightful.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only screenwriter on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
My life is a mystery.
This looks edible.
I heard a voice coming from the library.
Why do you hate me, so much?
It's almost over
You should start a business.
I am going to the grand opening.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Show me the celery stick.
You will always hate me.
I'm going to need a fork.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
It was my fault that the play sucked.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
We're the same person.
Your tongue has turned white.
You are so good to me.
I'm a ghost.
Dying is like opening a letter...
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Good luck!
I want that moose out of my life!
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are not my favourite.
Can I make popcorn?
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Darling, it's dead.
You are an inspiration.
I feel like crying.
I am well-read.
I love fall in Canada.
We need to play.
Take the drink and go.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
No one can ever know what we did.
Get ready to dance.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can offer you a muffin.
You broke it.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Fears are like spaghetti...
My life means nothing.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Please, give up while you can.
I love you.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Your wisdom is like a camera...
You're alone in the universe.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Give me the spoon.
I'm the best pickpocket who ever lived.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
I want you to look at me.
I want you to document my trip to America.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Stop, in the name of love.
When I was little, I wanted to be a social worker.
We are inconsiderate.
We've only got one option.
I love winter in China.
Dare to dream
You will always want me.
I volunteer to eat it!
I've reported it to mother.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I can offer you a rum and coke.
Who left a wrench in the studio?
I feel clumsy.
You are my reason for living.
A boy needs discipline.
In the midst of life we are in death.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I want that horse out of my life!
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need an exotic dancer.
You're really something!
I see you every day.
Can I make sense?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I want you to be vivacious.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Darling, it's alive.
You should protect your mother.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We need to stay.
I never wanted to die.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
This looks great.
This is the right time to be alone.
Plug it in here.
I have needs.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I volunteer to go!
When the party starts, hide.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Hand me the can opener.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You could never fascinate me.
I hate you.
It's not the right size.
I can offer you a Mountain Dew.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
I love autumn in France.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I know math.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Did you get lucky today?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I want that dingo out of my room!
I have the card.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
I see you have done this before.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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