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No one can ever know that you can fly.

It's giving me a headache.

Failure is like a river...

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Give me the burger.

Your ears have turned grey.

I have the will.

Dammit, who left a lion in the walk-in freezer?

You are the best person I have ever met.

We're insignificant.

I am going to Christmas.

You are a poet.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to be liberal.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

You're amazing!

We're the same person.

Did you fart yesterday?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

My life is cursed.

This is a fine ship

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I am impatient.

I know math.

I need to tell you about the hot dog.

My love, it's so expensive.

You should protect your mother.

Someone's watching us.

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

We're going to need a police officer.

You're a ghost.

We need to open it.

Get ready to laugh.

I can offer you a job.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to stop tickling me.

It's not heavy.

You devil!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I hate you.

Time to shine

I'll watch.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Take the piano and die.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I feel delighted.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Delivery!

Put it here.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

You never have time for me.

Good grief!

You crashed the car on purpose.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to help me.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I've reported it to the police.

When the party starts, remain calm.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

It was my fault that the label came off.

Open the bottle.

I want you to be trustworthy.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take this and pray.

This is the right time to be amused.

Leave it alone.

You're going to need a hammer.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.

I love spring in India.

You need it.

I'm crazy.

It's time to go to bed.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Be better!

Please, stop laughing.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

We are sharing.

We should go to the police.

You're a god.

You are not my mother.

I am going to the grand opening.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We need to break up.

Can I make out?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

My life matters.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You are a genius.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Get ready, or get out.

A boy needs money.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Show me the spatula.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want that goat out of my room!

Darling, it's beautiful.

I've reported it to mother.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Plug it in here.

Who left a kite in the bedroom?

This room is bugged.

No one will ever know

I'm going to need a knife.

You should call your mother.

Please, don't eat that.

I volunteer myself!

I have faith.

I want you.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

We're gods.

You are so nice to me.

We've only got one hope.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

You're going down!

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm the worst messenger who ever lived.

I knew you could turn things around.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You never take me seriously.

You are my love.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I feel messy.

I am mannered.

You are a handsome devil.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I never listened.

You dropped it.

I want you to look at me.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Alright, who left a doll in the garage?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I should hide.

Be safe!

Sorry, I have to take this.

I am going to the wedding.

Can I make it worse?

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm going to need a shovel.

This is crazy

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Take this with you.

Let's play

We need to close it.

Someone's coming this way.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Please, come closer.

Your ears have turned green.

I'll get ready.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

We're going to need a lot of money.

I want that chicken out of my life!

Hey, watch me leave.

This looks great.

I see you for who you are.

A girl needs her grandmother.

My life is over.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

I want you to be touchy.

Take the drink and leave.

You could never love me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I'm lucky.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I'm the only torturer who ever lived.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

My love, it's beautiful.

You never sing anymore.

I can't find my diet Pepsi anywhere.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You burned it on purpose.

It's not yours.

Okay. Just do what I do.

We're ghosts.

Give it here.

This room is haunted.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I knew you could make up your mind.

You are my favourite.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You're going to need a soldier.

How dare you smile at me!

I know the future.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We are outrageous.

I'll open it.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

Maybe no one will notice

Throw me the ball.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Did you eat just now?

You can have it.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

We need to unite.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I can offer you a wine.

I want you to document my trip to England.

Can I make love?

You never call me.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You're coming with me!

Sound the alarm!

I am going to the funeral.

I love winter in Germany.

Let's get it

I'm the greatest dictator who ever lived.

I want you to be decisive.

I'm a god.

This is the worst time to be angry.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

It was my fault that the cat died.

Don't ask any questions.

Good luck!

I want you to stop me.

This looks interesting.

I knew you could live like this.

Hey, watch me move.

You will always want me.

You're lucky.

Darling, it's dead.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

My life is a mystery.

I see you let yourself in.

It's time to go.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

This is a day to remember

You lost it.

We've only got one of these.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Show me the hammer.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Drop it here.

Your ears have turned pink.

I have the knife.

Life is what you make it.

No one can ever know the truth.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I'll wait here.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Let's eat

You monster!

Take the drink and die.

It's not in.

Life is like a canvas...

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Take this with water.

Be careful!

I can offer you a candy-bar.

It has to work

I feel tense.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Get ready to die.

We're going to need a fork.

This is the right time to be alone.

Alright, who left an ukulele in the conservatory?

I will always need you.

You are my father.

Can I make music?

Good morning!

I see you know what to do.

I can't find my cat anywhere.

I knew you could fix it.

Don't fool around.

Your tongue has turned black.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

You are so mean to me.

I should vote.

Why do you love me, so much?

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

We're going to need a private detective.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Am I coming with you, or not?

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

A girl needs confidence.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I have time.

It was my fault that the show was ruined.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Open it here.

I know who you are.

Darling, it's alive.

Give me the teddy bear.

I'm the greatest firefighter on this planet

It's not safe.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This is a fine mess

Alright, who left a lemonade in the lounge room?

This is the right time to be here.

I'm trying to leave.

You are an idiot.

You're never going to get away with this!

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Let's watch the game

No one can ever know what we did.

You should disown your father.

I can offer you a beer.

Take the drink and go.

You never do what I want.

Open the door.

I'm insignificant.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You should go to the police.

This looks bad.

I feel hesitant.

I see you came prepared.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I love summer in France.

This room is shrinking.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

I want you to be lovable.

You broke the vase on purpose.

We are negativistic.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Please, stop smoking.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

We're going to need a personal trainer.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an architect.

We need to make a plan.

I have a secret.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

Can I make up a story?

Give me the skateboard.

You could never want me.

I'm going to need a wrench.

A boy needs boundaries.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's giving me an error message.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to stop looking at me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'm the best impersonator on this planet

I have the letter.

Take the money and die.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I want you to cook for me.

Don't wait to be asked.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I could never love you.

We're alone in the universe.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I have to tell you about the shapeshifter.

It's time to brush your teeth.

This looks edible.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Your eyes have turned red.

It's not the right size.

Please, give up while you can.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You should make peace with your mother.

I feel pathetic.

We need to make better decisions.

You could never despise me.

You're under arrest!

A boy needs his space.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

How much courage do you have?

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Did you get lucky at work?

Leave it until morning.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Open the curtains.

I'm going to need a spy.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to love me.

I can offer you a macchiato.

You're going to need a knife.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

When I was little, I wanted to be a writer.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

You're special.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I bet you know why I'm here.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Are you nuts? We're not together!

You should make peace with your father.

You are not my father.

Hand me the hammer.

This room is unstable.

Your ears have turned white.

I never wanted to die.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I love fall in China.

Your face has turned black.

It's giving me grief.

Pain is like an ocean...

I am hurt.

I want you to be offhand.

No one can ever know that I like you

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I can offer you a good price.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm a ghost.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You made me cry on purpose.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Open the window.

This is a stick up.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to kiss me.

I have powers.

I have to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I can offer you a cracker.

It's not working.

Don't just stand there.

I want that elephant out of my room!

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I love summer in Ireland.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

You're going to need a can opener.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You should disown your mother.

Did you fart while I was away?

I'm the greatest paramedic who ever lived.

I volunteer to eat it!

We are irritated.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You're really something!

You never stop to think.

Hand me the spatula.

My life means nothing.

You love me.

We're going to need an impersonator.

I see you smiling.

Can I make a wish?

We've only got one chance.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I have needs.

Please, stand.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You are so kind to me.

I want that goldfish out of my life!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

We need to help each other.

You are a godsend.

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