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I'm the only ventriloquist on this planet

I volunteer as tribute!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Open it here.

Get ready to die.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

When the lights go out, hide.

I want that beaver out of my room!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are not my father.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

I should ask for more money.

I want you to clean up after me.

Don't wait to be asked.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

This is a fine ship

You should listen to your father.

You never sing anymore.

I will always hate you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Delivery!

Take this and pray.

You are a twit.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You monster!

Dating is like writing a shopping list...

We're the same person.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I'll keep guard.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Leave it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.

I love winter in China.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I see you let yourself in.

Throw me the spatula.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I'm weird.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Good luck!

My love, it's so expensive.

I can offer you a good price.

Who left a monkey in the conservatory?

You're crazy!

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Be yourself!

Sleep is like a movie...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Take the money and leave.

All's well that ends well

I want you to be ignorant.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Did you eat last night?

A boy needs boundaries.

Can I make laughter?

Your cheeks have turned orange.

My life means nothing.

I have the gun.

I am going to Easter.

You should call your father.

You never say what you're thinking.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I have lost the will to live.

Please, don't eat that.

I want you to hold me.

Get ready, or get out.

Knowledge is power.

Let's get it

You are so nice to me.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

We need to help each other.

Open your heart.

I should think about this.

I can offer you a Heineken.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We're ghosts.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want that zebra out of my life!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are an idiot.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Put it here.

Hand me the ukulele.

How dare you look at me!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a fork.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

I'll be here, if you need me.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

This room is haunted.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I feel daring.

This looks edible.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I need to tell you about the Hell.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

It was your fault that Mum fell down the well.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to stop looking at me.

You angel!

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I want you to be obvious.

You're special.

Sound the alarm!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I never hurt anybody.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Good night!

You're going down!

Darling, it's so expensive.

We need to play.

It's not in.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I love summer in India.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's time to go to bed.

Dammit, who left a guitar in the bedroom?

I am funny.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This is the right time to be angry.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I've reported it to Interpol.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hairdresser.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Can I make a deal?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Bad money drives out good.

We've only got one life.

Don't get too close.

I want you to kill me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I'm a god.

It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

A boy needs money.

We should think about this.

Take the drink and go.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are so good to me.

Give me the bike.

You can do this

I can offer you a chardonnay.

We need to go.

I am going to the grand opening.

I knew you could see it through.

Please, listen to me.

Buying a house is like changing your underwear...

I want that giraffe out of my house!

I volunteer to go!

No one can ever know that you survived.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I know what happened.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I have a secret.

I'm trying to help.

You are my everything.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I'm the worst mobster on this planet

We're going to need a spatula.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You need it.

Faith will move mountains.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I love autumn in Germany.

I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.

I could never need you.

I want you to be stable.

My love, it's delicious.

Be careful!

You never call me.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I have the card.

Leave it to the professionals.

My life is over.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Show me the umbrella.

Time to shine

You're going to pay!

Can I make kimchi?

I am going to the funeral.

How much courage do you have?

I'll listen.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Stop, in the name of love.

A girl needs boundaries.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Open the door.

This looks peculiar.

I never loved you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.

I just want a key. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop lying to me.

Hey, watch me smile.

Someone's listening.

We're special.

You should ask your mother.

I feel calm.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Get ready to laugh.

I need to tell you about the basement.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm the best entertainer on this planet

You are a liar.

This is a day to remember

I have powers.

You know it.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

No one can ever know what we did.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

We need to unite.

Take the piano and leave.

I want you to marry me.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Take this with you.

I heard a voice coming from the office.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Whatever happens, don't panic

Let's drink

Love of money is the root of all evil.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are extraordinary.

Okay. Just do what I do.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I love you.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Who left a chicken in the lounge room?

If you don't want it, put it back.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are my favourite.

You are so kind to me.

I'm the best detective who ever lived.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

You never stop to think.

Open the curtains.

You will always hate me.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to be disillusioned.

This looks interesting.

It's not tight enough.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I'm going to need a cosmonaut.

Give me the croissant.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I have needs.

I'll watch.

I'm a ghost.

It was my fault that the cat died.

Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...

Your sadness is like a picnic at the beach...

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You burned it on purpose.

Take this for luck.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I've reported it to mother.

I want that penguin out of my life!

This room is unstable.

Give it here.

I'm the worst waiter on this planet

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Let's watch the game

You should pay the bill.

Please, sit down.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I despise you.

I never wanted this.

I am going to Christmas.

Get ready to dance.

We've only got one bullet.

A boy needs his own room.

Show no mercy

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I can offer you a Coke.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Can I make out?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are not my daughter.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I want you to inspire me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's not alive.

You're really something!

I see you are thinking.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I need to tell you about the wedding.

You devil!

You broke it.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Whoop-whoop.

I have money.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

It's giving me grief.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

I want that yak out of my room!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to be callous.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I knew you could live like this.

We are surprised.

We're gods.

We're going to need a lot of food.

When the lights go out, start crying.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Am I under arrest, or not?

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Can I make friends?

I'm the only drummer on this planet

Leave it alone.

You're insignificant.

You should vote.

Open sesame.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I never could make up my mind.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You are an artist.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I am going to the party.

Take the drink and leave.

I know more than you realise.

We've only got one chance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to stop loving me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Give me the saw.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

It's not safe.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

How much money do you have?

This is the worst time to be alone.

Someone's coming this way.

Alright, who left a camel in the guest room?

You're going to need a spatula.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I volunteer myself!

A girl needs her friends.

I have the poem.

I want that llama out of my house!

When I was little, I wanted to be a game show host.

It's time to go.

Please, come in.

You fascinate me.

We need to fight.

I see you for who you are.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to look at me.

I've reported it to the press.

My life is cursed.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

You can have it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I feel relaxed.

Can I make joy?

Good grief!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a job.

Ha-cha-cha.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

Am I dead, or not?

You're going to need a marshal.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Hey, watch me move.

You're a god.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You're no good.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm the worst peddlar who ever lived.

Get ready for this.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Who left a shovel in the dungeon?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I'm going to need a hammer.

We should vote.

I love winter in Australia.

I'll open it.

We've only got one hope.

You could never need me.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

It's not open.

Take this with water.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I want you to love me.

Please, be careful.

This is the worst time to be angry.

This looks bad.

Open the bottle.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

We need to eat.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

They know it was me

I want that hamster out of my house!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I see you came prepared.

You're cursed.

Show me the burger.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

Better late than never.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are not my son.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

I'm trying to leave.

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I love spring in Ireland.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This is a stick up.

You should ask your father.

I'm the worst boatbuilder who ever lived.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Leave it until morning.

A girl needs discipline.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Be safe!

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

We've only got one of these.

Your face has turned pink.

You are an inspiration.

Hey, watch me dance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

I want that octopus out of my house!

Please, give me that.

I can't find my kitten anywhere.

I'm going to need an evangelist.

I need to tell you about the croissant.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I have the time.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You're magnificent.

I see you smiling.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Who left a bratwurst in the cell?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

It's now or never

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Hand me the shovel.

I could never love you.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

I want you to be inferior.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We are preoccupied.

You should protect your mother.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I love winter in Antarctica.

We need to make better decisions.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I feel stylish.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

It was your fault that the crops died.

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