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I'm trying to forgive you.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I volunteer to go!

I'm the worst yak herder on this planet

When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.

Please, stop laughing.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Hey, watch me leave.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Open the bottle.

Leave it here.

It was your fault that the game sucked.

You're going to need a spoon.

Take the money and go.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Get ready to run.

Someone's coming this way.

My life is cursed.

I can offer you a coffee.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Laughing is good for the soul.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I know what happened.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

How dare you look at me!

You are offended.

Whoop-whoop.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You are an idiot.

You should call your mother.

This room is haunted.

I want you to stop me.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I will always despise you.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Take this for luck.

You angel!

We're the same person.

Good luck!

This is a fine mess

I want you to stop looking at me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I love summer in Japan.

We've only got one chance.

This looks great.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I feel odd.

I want that zebra out of my car!

The first thing to consider is safety.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You never call me.

You're under arrest!

I see you know what to do.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I'm a ghost.

Be better!

I'm the best flight attendant who ever lived.

I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.

Can I make a fortune?

I can't find my boat anywhere.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

Delivery!

We need to play.

My life is a mystery.

A boy needs his space.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I'm going to need a saw.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I am going to Easter.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Leave it until morning.

Your face has turned grey.

Take this with water.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I could never want you.

You are agreeable.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to kiss me.

It's now or never

You're weird.

You lost it.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Take the drink and die.

Let's dance

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

How dare you smile at me!

You should make peace with your father.

Horses for courses.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

It's time to brush your teeth.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I want that kitten out of my room!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We're ghosts.

I have the knife.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

Good morning!

I can offer you a good price.

Hey, watch me move.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Please, stop doing that.

Be safe!

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want to tell you about the sandwich.

Who left an icecream in the garage?

You're really something!

It's not ready.

I feel heroic.

We need to unite.

You are not my mother.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I'm the worst scientist on this planet

You are so kind to me.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

We're going to need a construction worker.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I see you every day.

Sound the alarm!

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is a day to remember

I'm trying to tie my laces.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'll get ready.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Throw me the kite.

I can't find my lobster anywhere.

Get ready to dance.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the worst time to be happy.

You're a god.

My love, it's so shiny.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm lucky.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

A girl needs her friends.

I am going to the wedding.

We are complaining.

I heard a voice coming from the pantry.

Take the piano and go.

Open the door.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You never listen.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Can I make sense?

I want you to stop tricking me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are not my favourite.

I can offer you a banana.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Someone's listening.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're going to need a can opener.

How much money do you have?

It's not alive.

We're gods.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to be lying.

Finding a job is like changing your underwear...

I love spring in Ireland.

Who left a bagel in the office?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I need to tell you about the gnome.

It's time to go.

Be careful!

You will always need me.

No one can ever know the truth.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she fooled you.

You're no good.

I'm a god.

A girl needs her father.

You are not my son.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

We're going to need a shepherd.

I heard a sound coming from the guest room.

I feel responsible.

Your tongue has turned purple.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You devil!

It's almost over

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Please, stop shouting.

I want you to look at me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We're going to need a shovel.

I can offer you a wine.

I need you.

You're going to need a lot of food.

I want you to be conceited.

Let's drink

We need to order pizza.

I should hide.

Plug it in here.

Why do you love me, so much?

I see you smiling.

Good grief!

I have time.

I'm the best nurse who ever lived.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I know what to do.

Who left a whiskey in the bathroom?

This looks peculiar.

It's time to pack your bags.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Did you fart this morning?

Hand me the muffin.

Sleep is like a lake...

You are so nice to me.

Finding a job is like doing chores...

We're alone in the universe.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

More haste, less speed.

I love summer in Canada.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

I volunteer myself!

Get ready to laugh.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I'll wait here.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

He was unconscious when I found him.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You could never need me.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Can I make friends?

I have the time.

We've only got one option.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I'm the best police officer on this planet

Good night!

Don't wait to be asked.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks interesting.

I never wanted this.

Your eyes have turned blue.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Take this and pray.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Hey, watch me smile.

Hand me the wrench.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I feel bewildered.

Your face has turned orange.

The end justifies the means.

Did you fart last night?

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

You want it.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I want you to be friendly.

You will always despise me.

A boy needs his own room.

You're going to need a lot of money.

Get ready for this.

Who left a donkey in the attic?

I have powers.

I have to tell you about the singer.

You never have time for me.

It was your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

Open sesame.

Let's watch TV!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I am disruptive.

You are my father.

Put it here.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I heard a howl coming from the armory.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

We've only got one life.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I could never need you.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Take the money and leave.

I'm alone in the universe.

Leave it alone.

You should pay the bill.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Maybe no one will notice

I never loved you.

We need to stop.

I want that kitten out of my car!

You are so good to me.

Someone's locked the door.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

My life means nothing.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You're amazing!

My love, it's beautiful.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I know who you are.

You should write to your mother.

Can I make up a story?

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a long white.

This is a stick up.

Show me the teddy bear.

Your face has turned brown.

I love spring in England.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

Your ears have turned orange.

You're a ghost.

I feel impatient.

I'm the only paramedic on this planet

A girl needs her grandmother.

I want you to hold me.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to be obsessive.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I'll watch.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one will ever know

This room is bugged.

Dying is like writing a job application...

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Your ego is like a river...

You could never fascinate me.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I have the letter.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I should buy a lottery ticket.

It's giving me an error message.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You are a liar.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You should listen to your father.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You are my only hope.

We are bizarre.

I'm the only court jester on this planet

Someone's having a bad day.

You're going to pay!

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I want you to stop following me.

I could never despise you.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want that wolf out of my room!

You burned it on purpose.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I want you to kill me.

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I know math.

I can offer you a pickle.

Open your heart.

We need to stay.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm magnificent.

Show me the kite.

I'll open it.

You broke it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I never really lived.

I should pay the bill.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

I love spring in America.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I see you let yourself in.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Fight the good fight.

Your nose has turned brown.

I'm the worst wizard who ever lived.

It's time to make lunch.

You will always fascinate me.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Your ears have turned stripey.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I want you to be cerebral.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

You are an inspiration.

I will always want you.

Take the drink and go.

I'm going to need a barista.

You made me cry on purpose.

Please, stand.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It's not working.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

You're alone in the universe.

Someone's in here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want that zebra out of my room!

You should protect your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Can I make lemonade?

A girl needs her grandfather.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Who left a cocktail in the chapel?

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Take this with you.

No one can ever know that I like you

I never gave up hope.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Your ears have turned yellow.

Darling, it's so expensive.

You should quit.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I heard weeping coming from the corridor.

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

I know more than you realise.

Take the piano and leave.

No one can ever know what we did.

Your face has turned pink.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

It's time to go to bed.

You won't find it.

I'll keep guard.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

We need to help each other.

I have to tell you about the interior designer.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

It's not open.

I see you came prepared.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I'm the only saxophonist on this planet

Get ready, or get out.

I feel determined.

I have lost the will to live.

Please, remain silent.

I can offer you a job.

I knew you could turn things around.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Can I make a pillow fort?

You never do what I want.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Leave it to the professionals.

I want you to stop lying to me.

When the bell rings, start crying.

When I was little, I wanted to be a magistrate.

I want you to be respectful.

We're going to need a wrench.

Your face has turned spotted.

Who left a water in the laundry?

You are my love.

You want me.

I am shy.

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your cheeks have turned purple.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

It has to work

If you're done, we'll get started.

Take the piano and die.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I love you.

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