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Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

My love, it's dead.

It's not right.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

A boy needs love.

I have the will.

I want you to hold me.

You can have it.

Throw it here.

You should listen to your mother.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You are my love.

How dare you smile at me!

Be yourself!

You're going to need a saw.

Let's get it

I'll open it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

We're ghosts.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Good night!

My life means nothing.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

I should quit.

You're insignificant.

I am threatened.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I have to tell you about the party.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Delivery!

I know more than you realise.

I'm the greatest doctor who ever lived.

I have faith.

Dying is like applying for a job...

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Maybe no one will notice

Someone's in here.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You're coming with me!

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Stop, in the name of love.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Your nose has turned pink.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I want you to stop questioning me.

You're a god.

I volunteer myself!

We need to stay.

I am going to Christmas.

Who left a croissant in the classroom?

We've only got one chance.

I love spring in France.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

This is a stick up.

I heard laughter coming from the lobby.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You are my favourite.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

I feel cheerful.

I want you to listen to me.

Hand me the apple.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Leave it here.

You never stop to think.

Did you get lucky last night?

I've reported it to the press.

I can offer you a hot dog.

This room is shrinking.

How dare you laugh at me!

Take the drink and go.

You're going to need a yodeler.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You are a poet.

It's not in.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Be safe!

I'm alone in the universe.

Can I make a pie?

I see you for who you are.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Sorry, I have to take this.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

My love, it's so shiny.

I need to tell you about the Guinness.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

I despise you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I'm trying to understand.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Please, stop laughing.

No one can ever know how we did it.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Someone's watching us.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Your nose has turned red.

You should call your mother.

We need to order pizza.

No one can ever know that I like you

You will always despise me.

I have 20-20 vision.

Take this with water.

I heard a sound coming from the wine cellar.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Don't just stand there.

I'll sit on it.

I never wanted this.

It's giving me hope.

You are so kind to me.

You're going to need a fork.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I volunteer to eat it!

You never smile.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I knew you could survive.

You are dedicated.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Give it here.

A girl needs her mother.

Let's eat

This room is haunted.

You are not my father.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You are a handsome devil.

I want you to document my trip to England.

It was your fault that the crops died.

This is a fine mess

I want you to stop lying to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Give me the saw.

I love winter in America.

Good morning!

You're a ghost.

Dare to dream

This is the right time to be angry.

My life is over.

We're special.

I am going to Easter.

I will always love you.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Someone's having a bad day.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to kill me.

I've reported it to mother.

I never killed anyone.

This looks familiar.

You will always love me.

I have to tell you about the garage.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Please, stand.

It's giving me a headache.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the waiting room.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I'll get ready.

I can offer you a juice.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

I have the time.

Hey, watch me leave.

You can't have it.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

You should protect your father.

I have money.

I'm going to need a knife.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

It's not dead.

You devil!

When I was little, I wanted to be a bricklayer.

Your eyes have turned white.

You are so mean to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Take the piano and go.

You are brutal.

I know math.

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know what we did.

I knew you could open it.

I can offer you a job.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

My life is cursed.

You never listen.

No one suspects a thing

Okay. Just do what I do.

I never listened.

I want you.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Drop it here.

I want you to cook for me.

Your tongue has turned red.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We're gods.

We're going to need a jockey.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I can offer you a chai.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Please, don't touch that.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

We're alone in the universe.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

I'll help.

I volunteer to go!

Running for office is like eating a cake...

It's time to brush your teeth.

Get ready to die.

I feel annoyed.

Take this and pray.

Don't wait to be asked.

We need to help each other.

Throw me the slice of pizza.

You want it.

A boy needs his father.

I want you to be sporting.

You should call your father.

You are my reason for living.

Can I make a fortune?

I can't find my turtle anywhere.

Accidents will happen.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Let's play

You love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

This looks peculiar.

You burned it on purpose.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

She was unconscious when I found her.

Did you eat today?

You never say what you're thinking.

I'm the best deputy on this planet

Someone's listening.

You're going to need a spoon.

You are intelligent.

It's not working.

I have to tell you about the choreographer.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Patience is a virtue

I know the future.

Good grief!

Your nose has turned stripey.

Leave it alone.

I never hurt anybody.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

We're the same person.

When the door opens, hide.

Please, sit down.

We're going to need a wizard.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Open the window.

I love autumn in Spain.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm cursed.

I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.

I want you to kiss me.

You are a genius.

Dating is like doing housework...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Don't upset your father, not now.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

You should quit.

This looks nice.

I can offer you a fishcake.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Be better!

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Show me the ball.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Take the money and go.

Why do you love me, so much?

I've reported it to the President.

I knew you could see it through.

Don't ask any questions.

How much money do you have?

You could never need me.

My life is a mystery.

You're amazing!

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm the only watchmaker who ever lived.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We're going to need a lot of help.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I want you to document my trip to China.

I want that turtle out of my life!

I'll listen.

I feel angry.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to help me.

It's not going to fit.

I am going to the party.

Open sesame.

It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Leave it to the professionals.

I want you to be bored.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I see you know what to do.

Let's go

It's giving me grief.

Be careful!

I've reported it to the police.

I am worried.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

You're crazy.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'm trying to help.

Can I make a plan?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

We should hide.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

I know where you were.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

I'll keep guard.

I'm going to need a sniper.

I feel daring.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Did you eat this morning?

I'm the worst chef on this planet

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

I want that monkey out of my car!

You should ask your mother.

Take the money and die.

My life matters.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Okay, who left a frog in the attic?

A boy needs his grandmother.

It's not heavy.

We've only got one bullet.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You are a thief.

You're magnificent.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I will always hate you.

Today is the day

Get ready to run.

You angel!

Hand me the kebab.

I know what to do.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Children and fools tell the truth.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

Open the bottle.

Your ego is like a forest...

How dare you look at me!

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

We're going to need a spy.

I want that seal out of my house!

You will always need me.

I feel delighted.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

You know it.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I see you let yourself in.

It's time to go to bed.

This is the right time to be amused.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It's not yours.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Who left a wrench in the living room?

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I'm the best saxophonist on this planet

We've only got one of these.

A girl needs boundaries.

You are my sunshine.

Let's watch TV!

I'm trying to open it.

Hate is like a beautiful melody...

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I am going to the wedding.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Hey, watch me dance.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

Leave it outside.

I am open-minded.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Open it here.

Give me the knife.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

You are a liar.

It's now or never

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want that pony out of my house!

I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.

I love winter in Brazil.

You never do what I want.

Please, stop doing that.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

You're under arrest!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I see you have done this before.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's not appropriate.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Take the money and leave.

You're going to need a shovel.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I could never want you.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

You despise me.

I'm trying to care.

Who left a can opener in the library?

You should make peace with your father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I feel paranoid.

Your face has turned spotted.

This looks edible.

You are so nice to me.

I'm the best plumber on this planet

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

A boy needs his friends.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

We've only got one option.

This room is bugged.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

Throw me the spoon.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I know who you are.

Just try not to cry

When the lights go out, start crying.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

You are an artist.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

I want that panda out of my car!

You monster!

Can I make finger puppets?

Please, come closer.

You're going down!

I am modest.

I'm lucky.

I'm going to need a fork.

We need to unite.

You should vote.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I could never hate you.

I need to tell you about the tea.

I want you to be tenacious.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I love autumn in France.

I have the card.

You fascinate me.

You are not my favourite.

You're going to need an impersonator.

You lost it.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I can offer you a burger.

I know what happened.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.

Show me the icecream.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Having a child is like turning on a radio...

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