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If you're ready, we'll get started.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
Am I under arrest, or not?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Someone's listening.
I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.
I know math.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I have the poem.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You're really something!
Get ready to die.
You should think about this.
Who left an ukulele in the bathroom?
I need to tell you about the kebab.
I can offer you a croissant.
You're going to need a customs officer.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Take the drink and leave.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I want that goat out of my car!
I love autumn in Australia.
We're the same person.
This looks nice.
You are a poet.
I am delighted.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I could never need you.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
You will always want me.
Why do you love me, so much?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
It's going to be okay
I see you for who you are.
You are so mean to me.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
You need it.
We need to make better decisions.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You are the best person I have ever met.
We're going to need a can opener.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I'm trying to believe you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
You burned it on purpose.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Don't get too close.
How dare you smile at me!
Delivery!
We've only got one bullet.
You monster!
I'm a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I have powers.
I am going to Christmas.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm going to need an engineer.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I'm the greatest barber who ever lived.
Your ears have turned black.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I know what happened.
You're amazing!
Take this with you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
It's not ready.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I can offer you a punch.
Give me the kite.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Good morning!
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I like you
Please, stop doing that.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
We need to open it.
I have the time.
I see you came prepared.
Open it here.
Get ready to laugh.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to kill me.
I want you to be earnest.
Alright, who left a puppy in the barn?
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to the police.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
You should listen to your father.
My love, it's so shiny.
I love summer in China.
I want you to stop following me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are not my son.
Take the piano and leave.
This looks suspicious.
We are unhealthy.
We're going to need a manager.
I volunteer to go!
I'm magnificent.
Your victory is like a picnic in the park...
Did you eat today?
I never hurt anybody.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
I feel sentimental.
A girl needs confidence.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You devil!
I'll listen.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
Leave it here.
Your nose has turned pink.
You're a god.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Good night!
This room is haunted.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You will always despise me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Give me the fork.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have money.
I can offer you a kebab.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
We've only got one hope.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
You know it.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I want you to read to me.
You are my mother.
I need you.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Get ready, or get out.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You are so nice to me.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Your lips have turned yellow.
My life means nothing.
I want you to be indignant.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I see you every day.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
When the lights go out, start crying.
You never stop to think.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Am I coming with you, or not?
We're lucky.
Ha-cha-cha.
Did you fart today?
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
I am going to the party.
Open the window.
How dare you look at me!
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Who left a diet Coke in the attic?
It was your fault that the lights went out.
I just want a chardonnay. What's wrong with that?
Be yourself!
Leave it alone.
I love summer in Canada.
I'll get ready.
You found it.
Show me the saw.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You are not my type.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Darling, it's so expensive.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I am friendly.
We're going to need a senator.
It's not working.
We need to go.
This looks wrong.
I volunteer as tribute!
Fears are like chocolate...
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
I know what to do.
I should pay the bill.
I have the card.
No one can ever know what we did.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Am I dead, or not?
I have faith.
We're gods.
This is a fine mess
You should write to your father.
I'm going to need a spatula.
When the lights go out, hide.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I knew you could open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
It's time to pack your bags.
This room is shrinking.
You are so kind to me.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I've reported it to the press.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I love autumn in France.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Don't fool around.
Be careful!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Take this and pray.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You're going to pay!
Hey, watch me leave.
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.
Running for office is like doing housework...
I could never hate you.
You're lucky.
Okay, who left a tortoise in the wine cellar?
I want you to be conventional.
Get ready for this.
Someone's having a bad day.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'm the worst astronaut who ever lived.
I have the will.
Open your heart.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I never felt so alone.
I want that pony out of my life!
We've only got one of these.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You are my favourite.
This looks familiar.
Let's dance
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
You broke it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
My life is a mystery.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
This is the worst time to be here.
I'll sit on it.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Take the money and go.
Can I make a splash?
You never smile.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I have to tell you about Friday.
You are a thief.
This room is unstable.
Someone's coming this way.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You should protect your father.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Get ready to dance.
Be safe!
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
We're insignificant.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Who left a martini in the library?
Take this for luck.
Hand me the chair.
We're going to need a knife.
I'm going to need a merchant.
Your lips have turned purple.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
Laughing is all I can manage now.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Sound the alarm!
I know where you were.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
The wages of sin is death.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I'm the worst sleuth who ever lived.
I want you to stop questioning me.
A boy needs love.
I'll help.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
How much luck do you have?
She was unconscious when I found her.
We need to stay.
Can I make wine?
I want you to be passionate.
It's giving me grief.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
Who left a shovel in the living room?
Darling, it's beautiful.
I never wanted this.
Someone's watching us.
You want me.
I've reported it to the President.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
You are not my conscience.
We're going to need a fork.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You deserve this
I want you to marry me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
I love summer in Japan.
I volunteer myself!
I see you are thinking.
Good grief!
You're alone in the universe.
You are my daughter.
Take the piano and die.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Please, remain silent.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Did you fart at work?
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's not open.
I am authoritarian.
Leave it until morning.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Your lips have turned grey.
Let's play
When the bell rings, start crying.
You're going down!
You should disown your mother.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Can I make it better?
I knew you could live like this.
A boy needs his grandmother.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I'll watch.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I'm the worst diplomat who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
It's time to go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I have the letter.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I feel worried.
Just try not to cry
It's giving me a headache.
I will always despise you.
I want to tell you about the fishcake.
You're going to need a knife.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I see you have done this before.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
We should quit.
You're going to need a bartender.
We need to unite.
I want you to betray me.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Put it here.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Open the door.
I am going to the grand opening.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Can I make magic?
When the door opens, remain calm.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
We're ghosts.
It's not right.
You're cursed.
How dare you laugh at me!
A boy needs his own room.
Who left a doll in the wardrobe?
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
You're a ghost.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Please, be careful.
I'm the greatest clown on this planet
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
You are depressed.
My life is over.
Did you fart just now?
Don't ask any questions.
You are not my mother.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your face has turned brown.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I never listened.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You want it.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Friendship is like a river...
I want you to inspire me.
You should write to your mother.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I know the future.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's not dead.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I'm a god.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
Your cheeks have turned black.
You're crazy.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I feel cynical.
It has to work
No one can ever know that I was here.
We're going to need a teacher.
I can offer you a pickle.
I want that deer out of my room!
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
My life matters.
My love, it's so juicy.
This looks edible.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Take the drink and die.
I want to tell you about the waiting room.
This is a stick up.
You're coming with me!
Please, come in.
I've reported it to mother.
We are sordid.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
We're going to need a hammer.
I want you to be disappointed.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Show me the guitar.
I love autumn in Spain.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
A girl needs her friends.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of food.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We need to fight.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You can't have it.
You never do what I want.
Did you eat at work?
We're going to need a construction worker.
We've only got one chance.
Can I make it fun?
No one can ever know that you can dance.
We're magnificent.
Who left a chair in the corridor?
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can offer you a cocktail.
You should call your father.
I despise you.
Your face has turned pink.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
This is a day to remember
I want that shark out of my house!
Darling, it's dead.
You are one-dimensional.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Discretion is the better part of valour.
I can offer you a job.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are my teacher.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
Stop, in the name of love.
Open the bottle.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I feel dramatic.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
I am going to the wedding.
A girl needs money.
You despise me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I want you to be thrilled.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
We should think about this.
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I want you to stop loving me.
It's giving me hope.
Take the money and leave.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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