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She couldn't have died at a worse time.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

I'm a ghost.

You're going to need a chief of police.

It's time to pack your bags.

Getting married is like writing a to do list...

I want you to stop lying to me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I hate you.

Hand me the screwdriver.

I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

You are not my daughter.

My love, it's so juicy.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imam.

You could never hate me.

You should start a business.

How dare you laugh at me!

Good luck!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I see you know what to do.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Hey, watch me move.

You are so nice to me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Take the drink and die.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Please, lie down.

Don't get too close.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You angel!

Find some proof that she tricked you.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

It's not easy.

You're amazing!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I feel elated.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I volunteer as tribute!

This looks odd.

We're gods.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I have the card.

I can offer you an icecream.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Who left an ukulele in the sauna?

The early bird gets the worm.

We need to make better decisions.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I'm trying to leave.

You are a liar.

This room is bugged.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to stop me.

You're going to need a spatula.

Open sesame.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Be careful!

Leave it here.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

This is the worst time to be here.

This is a day to remember

You are not my mother.

I'm cursed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You broke the vase on purpose.

I need to tell you about the teacher.

I can offer you a good price.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I want you to stop loving me.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to be chummy.

I'll get it.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

She was unconscious when I found her.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Good grief!

You are my inspiration.

You're going down!

I know what to do.

I've reported it to the police.

Don't wait to be asked.

You dropped it.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

We should pay the bill.

Get ready, or get out.

You could never need me.

My life is cursed.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Time to shine

You should find your father.

Take this with you.

I feel energetic.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'm the only farmer on this planet

It's giving me hope.

You devil!

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Let's watch the game

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I can offer you a short black.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Can I make believe?

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Open your heart.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

You're going to need a lot of friends.

It's time to brush your teeth.

We need to open it.

This room is unstable.

I'm trying to care.

I'm going to need a wrench.

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I volunteer to go!

I have lost the will to live.

I never listened.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want to tell you about Easter.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

I can offer you a job.

Take the money and go.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I could never want you.

This looks nice.

I am completely normal.

I'm crazy.

I'm going to need a manager.

Why do you love me, so much?

A girl needs her friends.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want to tell you about the flight attendant.

Just breathe

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Your eyes have turned grey.

You will always love me.

Did you eat yesterday?

This is a fine mess

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are so kind to me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Get ready for this.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Someone's in here.

Who left a bike in the bathroom?

It's not going to fit.

I want you to be unique.

I'm the greatest director on this planet

Show me the kebab.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Your nose has turned black.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Can I make a treehouse?

I can offer you a muffin.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are my sunshine.

I can't find my car anywhere.

My love, it's so shiny.

I love summer in Canada.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

You monster!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I'm weird.

I am panicked.

You are not my favourite.

Open the door.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Leave it outside.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

I'll get ready.

We should hide.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I will always despise you.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Sound the alarm!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Take this with water.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

This looks great.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Please, stop crying.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We're going to need a wrench.

I know who you are.

Wonders will never cease.

Let's dance

I feel sweaty.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's not open.

This is a fine ship

We need to order pizza.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I knew you could turn things around.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I have faith.

Dammit, who left a doll in the dining room?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I'm a god.

We're ghosts.

Get ready to laugh.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

Can I make an impression?

I'm the only explorer who ever lived.

You are my love.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Someone's listening.

How dare you smile at me!

It's time to go.

Open it here.

You're crazy!

I want you to stop following me.

I am going to the grand opening.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

We're special.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

You are a poet.

We're going to need an air traffic controller.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to kiss me.

My life is a mystery.

Courage is like a river...

Ha-cha-cha.

This looks wrong.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You lost it.

We are puritanical.

I have 20-20 vision.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Am I coming with you, or not?

I want you to document my trip to France.

We've only got one life.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I can offer you a latte.

You should protect your mother.

Hand me the icecream.

I never could make up my mind.

I need you.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It's not dead.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I'm the only fortune-teller on this planet

Put it here.

I'll sit on it.

A boy needs his grandmother.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I've reported it to the President.

Take the piano and go.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I need to tell you about the dwarf.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

When the party starts, hide.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

We need to play.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Who left a pickle in the office?

We're going to need a detective.

You are an inspiration.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You're no good.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

You broke it.

Can I make laughter?

I want that koala out of my car!

Someone's locked the door.

I see you smiling.

You should listen to your father.

Please, don't touch that.

I am going to the funeral.

You never stop to think.

I have the letter.

Winners don't quit

Your ears have turned green.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are steady.

I love summer in England.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Open the window.

I knew you could live like this.

Let's get it

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are not my type.

My life matters.

I'll help.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You will always need me.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

You're really something!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm trying to save you.

Get ready to die.

Plug it in here.

I'm the worst actor who ever lived.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Wealth is like a camera...

You should call your father.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Give me the fishcake.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

It's giving me an error message.

We're the same person.

I feel cautious.

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

Whoop-whoop.

I could never hate you.

I see you are thinking.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Darling, it's so shiny.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I love winter in Antarctica.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I know more than you realise.

I want to tell you about the Heaven.

We need to stay.

I have the poem.

Am I dead, or not?

The first thing to consider is safety.

Who left a panda in the laundry?

Your lips have turned black.

You are a godsend.

This room is shrinking.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

You're alone in the universe.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You should write to your father.

I can offer you a hot dog.

You should go to the police.

I never really lived.

You will always despise me.

I'm going to need a tailor.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're under arrest!

You are my father.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's not safe.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's giving me a headache.

I want you to inspire me.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

You never smile.

Someone's watching us.

I heard a noise coming from the corridor.

I want that goldfish out of my room!

I'm the best real estate agent who ever lived.

We are complaining.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Delivery!

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

A boy needs his mother.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am going to Christmas.

You're a ghost.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Let's eat

I will always love you.

Drop it here.

I have the time.

I know math.

I feel adventurous.

Be better!

No one can ever know how we did it.

You're lucky.

This looks familiar.

I've reported it to mother.

I can offer you a tea.

I want you to be maternal.

We're going to need a DJ.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

Today is the day

When the bell rings, start crying.

Good night!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Did you fart at work?

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'll listen.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

We are authoritarian.

Take the money and leave.

Throw me the bagel.

You should ask your mother.

I'm the greatest barista who ever lived.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

This is a stick up.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Can I make money?

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Dying is like opening a gate...

Don't just stand there.

Leave it alone.

Please, sit down.

I feel odd.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I want you to betray me.

You are my teacher.

I'm going to need a knife.

Take this for luck.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

I want you to be colorful.

Whatever happens, don't panic

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know that I like you

Dammit, who left a punch in the lobby?

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

We're going to need a carpenter.

Let's play

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I see you every day.

I want that penguin out of my life!

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

It was your fault that the play sucked.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

A girl needs confidence.

Can I make an igloo?

How dare you look at me!

I love spring in Ireland.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I'm the greatest drummer who ever lived.

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

We've only got one of these.

I know what happened.

I'm alone in the universe.

You could never love me.

I need to tell you about the fishcake.

I feel concerned.

I never hurt anybody.

This looks bad.

You should ask your father.

Please, be careful.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I can offer you a beer.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

You need it.

Be yourself!

We're going to need a cheesemaker.

You're a god.

We need to go.

I want you to listen to me.

I could never need you.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

Patience is a virtue

I bet you know why I'm happy.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

You never listen.

Leave it to the professionals.

It's not appropriate.

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