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I want you to clean up after me.

I can't find my mochaccino anywhere.

Please, don't touch that.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

All's well that ends well

Hand me the umbrella.

I know what happened.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We need to stay.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We're no good.

I never hurt anybody.

Be yourself!

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I could never despise you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Your tongue has turned red.

Good morning!

It's time to pack your bags.

This is a stick up.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Don't fool around.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I'm the worst bank robber who ever lived.

You're coming with me!

I've reported it to Interpol.

I have the poem.

I feel tenacious.

How dare you smile at me!

A boy needs his own room.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

You need it.

You are my daughter.

Let's drink

You're going to need a magician.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Sound the alarm!

You should write to your mother.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Hey, watch me dance.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This looks suspicious.

Someone's in here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

We're ghosts.

Get ready, or get out.

I want that badger out of my life!

Take the money and go.

You are so nice to me.

I want you to be dissatisfied.

Can I make a kite?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You are not my favourite.

Please, stand.

I should hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to open it.

We're going to need a lot of help.

It's not in.

Time to shine

Hand me the slice of pizza.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

I'll get ready.

We need to unite.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to marry me.

I'm weird.

Plug it in here.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You monster!

I never really lived.

You should disown your mother.

How dare you look at me!

I feel healthy.

I've reported it to the press.

I can offer you a beer.

I'm going to need a fork.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

You never listen.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I have the need, the need for speed.

This room is haunted.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm a god.

Open the door.

You are a godsend.

You are my reason for living.

Can I make a comeback?

I want that goose out of my house!

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's giving me grief.

This looks wrong.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We should think about this.

I know more than you realise.

Get ready to run.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

We are inquisitive.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

It's your fault that the cat died.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Sorry, I have to take this.

Leave it until morning.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Show me the umbrella.

Someone's locked the door.

I feel ecstatic.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

Let's watch the game

I see you have done this before.

I will always despise you.

Take the drink and go.

My life is a mystery.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We're lucky.

I am going to the wedding.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I knew you could fix it.

Good luck!

My love, it's so shiny.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I volunteer to go!

I'm going to need a spatula.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Be careful!

I'll listen.

It's time to go to bed.

I never gave up hope.

Your ears have turned stripey.

Take this for luck.

I've reported it to mother.

Open sesame.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I have the time.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to listen to me.

You never sing anymore.

You should listen to your mother.

Can I make an effort?

She was unconscious when I found her.

We're going to need a lawyer.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

If you're done, we'll get started.

We are free and easy.

Okay, who left a fishcake in the closet?

I have a secret.

You are not my type.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I heard laughter coming from the living room.

I can offer you a macchiato.

I'm a ghost.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

A girl needs boundaries.

Hey, watch me move.

I'm the only winemaker on this planet

I want that duck out of my life!

We're the same person.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

It's giving me an error message.

I want you to be depressed.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Someone's watching us.

You are so mean to me.

You devil!

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I'm trying to understand.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Get ready for this.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

You're going to need a lot of food.

We need to go.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I feel disgusting.

I have the card.

Take the money and die.

You are the best person I have ever met.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

I could never want you.

You could never hate me.

Let's watch TV!

Delivery!

It's your fault that the dog died.

We've only got one life.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Darling, it's so expensive.

We're going to need a geologist.

Take this and pray.

I can't find my goat anywhere.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I know the future.

This looks nice.

You won't find it.

I want that monkey out of my house!

Can I make it easier?

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm the only receptionist who ever lived.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Leave it alone.

It's going to be okay

You're insignificant.

I can offer you a good price.

Your ears have turned grey.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You're going down!

Get ready to laugh.

Throw it here.

I see you for who you are.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

I am solitary.

Please, don't drink that.

Be safe!

You should call your father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a plumber.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I feel outrageous.

This is the right time to be amused.

Let's play

Okay. Just do what I do.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

I volunteer as tribute!

You need me.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want to tell you about Monday.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I never killed anyone.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to betray me.

I want you to be unappreciative.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You're going to need a can opener.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I am going to the funeral.

I can offer you a wine.

You're weird.

We need to help each other.

I want that lamb out of my room!

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Hand me the kite.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I knew you could make up your mind.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I could never need you.

Reading is good for the soul.

I love autumn in America.

You are fatalistic.

You are so kind to me.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

I'm going to need a busker.

I'll wait here.

This is a day to remember

My life is cursed.

You're really something!

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I'm trying to win.

It has to work

You are not my daughter.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I know math.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to read to me.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Paddle your own canoe.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I should ask for more money.

Let's go

Am I dead, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I am going to Christmas.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Whoop-whoop.

We're going to need a spoon.

This looks peculiar.

I can offer you a muffin.

You should write to your father.

I'm the worst undertaker on this planet

Take the piano and leave.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You're a ghost.

You will always fascinate me.

Who left an umbrella in the kitchen?

I love summer in Ireland.

Can I make pizza?

Your ears have turned black.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the waiting room.

We're going to need an actor.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

My life means nothing.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Becoming rich is like eating bread...

Open your heart.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We need to stop.

You are a handsome devil.

When I was little, I wanted to be a flight attendant.

This is a fine ship

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

We're gods.

I want that fish out of my life!

Let's eat

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

This room is bugged.

I have time.

I'll help.

Cooking is good for the soul.

It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I volunteer myself!

I want you to stop looking at me.

You angel!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Handsome is as handsome does.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Your lips have turned pink.

I'm the only sniper who ever lived.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

It's not for sale.

We've only got one bullet.

We need to fight.

Wealth is like an ocean...

We're going to need a terrorist.

I have to tell you about the game show host.

We're crazy.

Can I make time?

This is a fine mess

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I want you to be joyous.

I never wanted this.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Take this with water.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You are my only hope.

I see you let yourself in.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Throw me the spoon.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

I want that tiger out of my room!

Open the curtains.

I'll be here, if you need me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I want you to hold me.

I could never hate you.

You should go to the police.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

You can have it.

Winners don't quit

Don't upset your mother, not now.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

My love, it's alive.

I have the will.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Who left a wine in the kitchen?

It's not mine.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I can offer you a Guinness.

I'm the greatest illustrator who ever lived.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We're going to need a fork.

We're cursed.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Getting married is like taking medicine...

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You're going to need a lot of water.

You're a god.

This looks bad.

Good night!

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I am going to the party.

I want you to be insightful.

You're crazy!

I want that pony out of my room!

Someone's having a bad day.

I can't find my piña colada anywhere.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Leave it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You're going to need a screwdriver.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I feel humble.

I see you are thinking.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I heard laughter coming from the sauna.

I'll open it.

You are my father.

Please, stop shouting.

I love winter in India.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Alright, who left a Budweiser in the garage?

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

It's not working.

We're going to need an assassin.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I'm the only fisher who ever lived.

I need to tell you about the werewolf.

This room is unstable.

I will always hate you.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I knew you could open it.

You are a hero.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I can't find my crocodile anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Pride is like a beautiful melody...

I want that cat out of my car!

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

You are not my mother.

Fears are like chocolate...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You're going to pay!

I see you came prepared.

We need to make out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

You burned it on purpose.

Okay, who left a wrench in the kitchen?

It's your fault that the crops died.

You should ask your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

You never say what you're thinking.

Show me the chicken wing.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm going to need a carver.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I have the gun.

You are benevolent.

I have money.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

We should go to the police.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

All publicity is good publicity.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

You're cursed.

You are so good to me.

When the door opens, start crying.

I despise you.

I want you to cook for me.

Can I make a mess?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I know who you are.

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