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Stop, in the name of love.

I'm a god.

You're going to need a lot of food.

You could never need me.

Can I make art?

You can't have it.

You're going to need a spatula.

You should disown your father.

Your face has turned purple.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Leave it alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Please, listen to me.

Don't just stand there.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

Throw me the kite.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ambassador.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Be yourself!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Good luck!

I'll help.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I feel inferior.

You are a twit.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Get ready for this.

I'm lucky.

We should think about this.

Take the piano and leave.

I've reported it to mother.

A boy needs discipline.

I see you smiling.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

We need to eat.

You angel!

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Open the window.

I can offer you a kebab.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

We're the same person.

I could never need you.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I volunteer myself!

My life matters.

When the door opens, remain calm.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

Darling, it's delicious.

Hey, watch me move.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Let's play

It's giving me hope.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You're going to need an exotic dancer.

This looks odd.

I want that chicken out of my room!

Can I make a mess?

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to look at me.

It's not open.

It was your fault that the crops died.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Hand me the saw.

This is a fine mess

You're under arrest!

You never say what you're thinking.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am going to the wedding.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You should listen to your father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

You are a genius.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We've only got one bullet.

I'll sit on it.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

We're going to need a knife.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I know what happened.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I want you to be artful.

I want you to stop looking at me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I have faith.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Who left a bratwurst in the attic?

I want to tell you about the party.

Getting married is like making a sandwich...

Good morning!

How dare you look at me!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.

A boy needs a job.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Sound the alarm!

When the lights go out, start crying.

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Take the money and die.

You dropped it.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Let's eat

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I have the scroll.

I want you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We're magnificent.

Delivery!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

It's not ready.

I see you for who you are.

Your eyes have turned orange.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Someone's in here.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to marry me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We need to unite.

I'm the greatest conductor on this planet

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

Open the door.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are so mean to me.

We're gods.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

I have powers.

You fascinate me.

You are the best person I have ever met.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is a stick up.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Please, lie down.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

My life is cursed.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want you to be patient.

You are my inspiration.

I knew you could open it.

Get ready, or get out.

I feel adventurous.

You are an idiot.

You broke it.

Good night!

Take the piano and go.

Ha-cha-cha.

I've reported it to the President.

I will always despise you.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Find some proof that he fooled you.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Why do you love me, so much?

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You crashed the car on purpose.

I see you know what to do.

Throw me the guitar.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to listen to me.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You're a ghost.

I want that lion out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Let's get it

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You're alone in the universe.

It's not easy.

I'm the only clockmaker on this planet

Take this for luck.

I love spring in Spain.

I can't find my moose anywhere.

I know math.

You never sing anymore.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

You devil!

I'm trying to understand.

This looks great.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I never loved you.

Freedom is like a beautiful song...

You're going to need a wrench.

We've only got one chance.

Hey, watch me dance.

A boy needs his grandmother.

My life is a mystery.

You're crazy!

Please, stop doing that.

It's giving me grief.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Don't get mad, get even.

We need to help each other.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I want you to clean up after me.

I feel ugly.

Someone's coming this way.

Be better!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Your face has turned pink.

My love, it's alive.

I have the poem.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Whoop-whoop.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Take the money and go.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I can offer you a job.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I'll keep guard.

You should make peace with your mother.

I bet you know why I'm here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

This room is haunted.

You're going to need a diver.

You're a god.

I'm the best make-up artist on this planet

I see you have done this before.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I love winter in Canada.

This is the right time to be amused.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are my love.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

It's time to go to bed.

You are not my favourite.

Open it here.

It's not dead.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

We're cursed.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

You're going to pay!

You're going to need a hammer.

I know what to do.

Please, give up while you can.

Good grief!

I just want a chocolate milk. What's wrong with that?

Leave it to the professionals.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I volunteer as tribute!

We've only got one of these.

Someone's watching us.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This looks familiar.

I am going to the party.

Hand me the spatula.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want you to hold me.

Who left a muffin in the corridor?

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I'm going to need a swineherd.

We're ghosts.

This is a fine ship

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I have time.

Open your heart.

You are a poet.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Can I make lemonade?

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I will always hate you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

We are indulgent.

I feel messy.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

We should go to the police.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You should call your father.

I'm insignificant.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I've reported it to the press.

They know it was me

We need to open it.

I love spring in Ireland.

I never really lived.

You burned it on purpose.

I knew you could see it through.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm going to need a fork.

Who left a Coke in the dungeon?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want to tell you about the wine.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I want you to stop questioning me.

We're going to need a sniper.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Put it here.

I want you to be cooperative.

I am going to the grand opening.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

I have lost the will to live.

Someone's having a bad day.

Hand me the guitar.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want to tell you about Thursday.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Don't ask any questions.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

I could never want you.

I see you every day.

I can offer you a hot dog.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

A girl needs money.

I want you to kill me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I feel deceitful.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I have the need, the need for speed.

It's going to be okay

No one can ever know that you can fly.

We've only got one option.

Open sesame.

I'm trying to win.

It's not the right size.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I want that lemur out of my life!

We need to make a plan.

I love summer in America.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I never wanted this.

When the lights go out, start singing.

You are my teacher.

I knew you could turn things around.

You are so nice to me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're never going to get away with this!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Who left a teddy bear in the walk-in freezer?

We're special.

You want me.

Be safe!

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I want you to be romantic.

Take this with you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I can offer you a Budweiser.

Getting married is like going to the beach...

I volunteer to go!

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

Leave it here.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Today is the day

It's your fault that the train was late.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We're going to need an artist.

Dreams are like chocolate...

It's giving me a headache.

I can't find my milkshake anywhere.

Can I make a movie?

I feel cowardly.

This looks bad.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

This room is bugged.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

This is the worst time to be amused.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

No one can ever know what we did.

We need to stop.

We're going to need a hammer.

I will always want you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

You are grim.

I need to tell you about the hot dog.

Darling, it's alive.

How dare you smile at me!

You should ask your mother.

Please, be careful.

I'll get it.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

It's not tight enough.

Take this and pray.

I've reported it to the police.

Who left a sandwich in the closet?

A girl needs her mother.

You are an inspiration.

This is a day to remember

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Did you eat at work?

I want you to be tolerant.

We should ask for more money.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Can I make it fun?

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I feel eager.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Your nose has turned brown.

Get ready to run.

I am resentful.

You are not my father.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I want that cat out of my car!

We need to break up.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I can offer you a good price.

You are so good to me.

I'm the greatest scout who ever lived.

You're insignificant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.

You should find your mother.

Please, remain silent.

I know who you are.

Who left a strawberry milkshake in the laundry?

You never have time for me.

I want you to be tormented.

I want you to read to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

I feel lonely.

This is crazy

You're really something!

You won't find it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Give me the ball.

I heard laughter coming from the guest room.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Don't wait to be asked.

Get ready to dance.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want you to document my trip to America.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I have to tell you about the court jester.

I'm the worst ventriloquist on this planet

I want you to stop loving me.

I love summer in Canada.

Leave it outside.

Who left a saw in the outhouse?

We're going to need a screwdriver.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You never call me.

I want that bunny out of my car!

You are cheerful.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Did you fart yesterday?

You're going to need an accountant.

I'll listen.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Let's dance

I can offer you a water.

I want you to be confident.

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I am going to Easter.

It's not heavy.

Anger is like an ocean...

No one can ever know that you can sing.

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