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I should go to the police.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Don't just stand there.
You're a ghost.
It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.
When I was little, I wanted to be a diplomat.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You should ask your father.
Drop it here.
I want you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Someone's listening.
I feel serene.
Leave it to the professionals.
How much influence do you have?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
A boy needs his grandfather.
This room is shrinking.
You broke it.
You are my everything.
I can offer you a sandwich.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Good night!
I'm the best knight on this planet
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I want you to hold me.
Your nose has turned blue.
I want you to be lying.
This looks interesting.
We've only got one hope.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
I am selfless.
This is a fine ship
I want to tell you about Sunday.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Please, stop smoking.
I'm going to need a tailor.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Hey, watch me leave.
Let's watch the game
I knew you could turn things around.
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
I want you to stop loving me.
It's time to go.
Open the bottle.
When the party starts, remain calm.
Reading is good for the soul.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
You're never going to get away with this!
You are an inspiration.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I know the future.
It's not dead.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'll listen.
I love winter in Ireland.
Who left a lemur in the library?
You are so mean to me.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
You're no good.
I want to tell you about the beer.
I feel resentful.
You want it.
Give me the chair.
Darling, it's alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
Be safe!
Your eyes have turned blue.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This room is unstable.
You devil!
I can offer you a job.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Let's dance
I have the card.
Please, sit down.
Leave it here.
We should start a business.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Take this and pray.
We're the same person.
I've reported it to Interpol.
No one suspects a thing
I see you let yourself in.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You are my mother.
I want you to be shrewd.
We are satisfied.
You hate me.
I want that tortoise out of my room!
No one can ever know what we did.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I'm the greatest butcher who ever lived.
Can I make music?
You're a god.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Someone's having a bad day.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
Open your heart.
Throw it here.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
My life means nothing.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Get ready for this.
You never say what you're thinking.
Don't wait to be asked.
Good grief!
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I love autumn in England.
When the party starts, start singing.
You made me cry on purpose.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Sound the alarm!
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
Knitting is good for the soul.
I want you to stop me.
I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.
The best-laid plans go astray.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I know what to do.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Your ears have turned white.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I have lost the will to live.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
You angel!
When I was little, I wanted to be a saxophonist.
We've only got one life.
Why do you love me, so much?
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I volunteer myself!
You're weird.
You are a twit.
You should make peace with your mother.
Be better!
You will always love me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
You're coming with me!
I am going to the funeral.
We are reassured.
You are my sunshine.
You can't have it.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Did you fart at work?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm going to need a dictator.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I feel thankful.
It's time to pack your bags.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
It's not heavy.
Take this with water.
I never listened.
You never do what I want.
How dare you look at me!
You are so nice to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Delivery!
I want to tell you about the ventriloquist.
We need to order pizza.
I knew you could live like this.
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
Let's get it
I see you are thinking.
Leave it alone.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's now or never
I want you to clean up after me.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
Can I make a treehouse?
Who left a strawberry milkshake in the basement?
I have 20-20 vision.
Open sesame.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
Hey, watch me dance.
A boy needs love.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
You know it.
Be careful!
You could never need me.
Stop, in the name of love.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'll be here, if you need me.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Victory is like a party...
I want that rabbit out of my room!
You're amazing!
You should listen to your father.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You're special.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I'm a ghost.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
You're going to need a can opener.
You never listen.
My life is a mystery.
You are my son.
I've reported it to the police.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
We're ghosts.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You are not my favourite.
I never really lived.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
I love spring in France.
Can I make it through?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Did you eat while I was away?
This is a stick up.
I volunteer to eat it!
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Good luck!
When I was little, I wanted to be a physician.
It's giving me a headache.
Darling, it's dead.
I feel rebellious.
Your nose has turned orange.
We're going to need a poet.
Take the drink and leave.
Take this for luck.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Give me the screwdriver.
You burned it on purpose.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
You should ask for more money.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I see you smiling.
You will always fascinate me.
Who left a shark in the basement?
I'm lucky.
Be yourself!
Your eyes have turned brown.
A girl needs boundaries.
I want you to inspire me.
You are so kind to me.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I can offer you a Gatorade.
This looks wrong.
We need to go.
I have faith.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
I want you to be abrasive.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
It's your fault that the train was late.
It's not tight enough.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Sorry, I have to take this.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
I'll help.
Your nose has turned black.
This is a day to remember
I have the poem.
I'm the greatest psychiatrist on this planet
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I want you to stop looking at me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This room is haunted.
Take the piano and go.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You are lovable.
You are not my son.
Hey, watch me move.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
We're special.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I feel messy.
No one can ever know that I was here.
My life is over.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Let's go
I want you to help me.
Give me the doll.
I never felt so alone.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I could never want you.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I need to tell you about the burger.
Your forgiveness is like a lake...
Please, give up while you can.
Who left a bike in the bathroom?
I'm trying to open it.
Can I make a yurt?
Give it here.
How dare you smile at me!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Someone's watching us.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want that panda out of my house!
I want you to be gleeful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You are a hero.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
You could never despise me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
We need to break up.
I love autumn in Ireland.
I have money.
Hey, watch me smile.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
We're going to need a factory worker.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I volunteer to go!
I am going to the wedding.
We are stupid.
I never wanted this.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I will always want you.
Persuasion is better than force.
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
You should write to your mother.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's going to be okay
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I feel ignorant.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
We're going to need a spoon.
Learning is like opening a door...
Get ready to die.
I have the gun.
Plug it in here.
I see you for who you are.
I'm a god.
You're magnificent.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I'm trying to win.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to the President.
You are healthy.
This is the right time to be here.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I can offer you a celery stick.
Give me the candy-bar.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I want that fish out of my house!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Fears are like chocolate...
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I need to tell you about the spring-roll.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It's not right.
I want you to be unsentimental.
Let's eat
We're gods.
You're going to need a messenger.
I want you to stop smelling me.
We're going to need a spatula.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
I feel cheerful.
I never could make up my mind.
Take this with you.
Open the curtains.
This looks edible.
I'll watch.
It's giving me grief.
I heard weeping coming from the walk-in freezer.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Can I make the world better?
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to marry me.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You're lucky.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Please, be careful.
You lost it.
Whatever happens, don't panic
My life is cursed.
I'm the worst dressmaker who ever lived.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You never smile.
Eating is good for the soul.
I am going to the party.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You love me.
Open it here.
Take the drink and die.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
I have powers.
I am paternalistic.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Okay, who left a bunny in the basement?
Dying is like writing a memo...
Someone's in here.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
You should call your mother.
Give me the ukulele.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I feel anxious.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I want you to be observant.
Get ready to laugh.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Leave it outside.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
A girl needs her mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Don't ask any questions.
You're crazy.
No one can ever know that I like you
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You are my favourite.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
My love, it's alive.
Your ears have turned grey.
You are an artist.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
You never have time for me.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Your face has turned purple.
I love you.
We are ruined.
We should pay the bill.
I love winter in China.
I have the will.
I'm the greatest executioner on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Put it here.
Who left a knife in the waiting room?
It's your fault that the wig came off.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I never hurt anybody.
Hand me the bagel.
We need to close it.
I'm special.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Please, don't take that.
I have needs.
I feel proud.
This is a fine mess
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't upset your father, not now.
A girl needs a job.
I will always despise you.
I can offer you a beer.
Don't get too close.
It's not alive.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You found it.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Just try not to cry
We're going to need a beekeeper.
I'll keep guard.
You are cross.
I can't find my kite anywhere.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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