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I love winter in Ireland.

Why do you love me, so much?

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

How dare you laugh at me!

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

Happiness is like a mountain...

This room is haunted.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

We're ghosts.

We're going to need a criminal.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Who left a Dr. Pepper in the library?

I want that donkey out of my car!

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

We're crazy.

You should protect your mother.

He who hesitates is lost.

This looks suspicious.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm trying to leave.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Your ears have turned pink.

Show no mercy

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Please, stand.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I knew you could open it.

I'm a god.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I am going to the party.

Can I make a sound?

Put it here.

Did you fart last night?

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

You will always want me.

I'm the only fortune-teller who ever lived.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

You are not my son.

I want you to hold me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Someone's in here.

We've only got one of these.

I want you to stop blaming me.

It's not going to fit.

I see you have done this before.

This is the right time to be angry.

I have the poem.

Okay. Just do what I do.

No one can ever know the truth.

You burned it on purpose.

I volunteer myself!

My life is cursed.

You're under arrest!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I love spring in India.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You should call your mother.

A boy needs a job.

This looks nice.

We're the same person.

Delivery!

Hey, watch me smile.

Leave it here.

It's time to go to bed.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

We need to make better decisions.

I despise you.

How much time do you have?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

When I was little, I wanted to be a composer.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

You are so good to me.

I'll help.

You're special.

I have lost the will to live.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I'm a ghost.

I should think about this.

You broke it.

You could never despise me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I feel dirty.

I've reported it to the press.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are a handsome devil.

I never felt so alone.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Sound the alarm!

Let's drink

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's not safe.

We're going to need a baker.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I see you are thinking.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I want you to be persuasive.

Can I make the bed?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Take the piano and die.

This room is shrinking.

I knew you could fix it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

My life is a mystery.

You are not my mother.

Take this with you.

Am I dead, or not?

Open the bottle.

I want to tell you about the the pyramids.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Someone's having a bad day.

Good morning!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to look at me.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Get ready to laugh.

This looks odd.

I'll sit on it.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

It's time to pack your bags.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

We need to make out.

I volunteer to eat it!

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

This is the right time to be happy.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

No one will ever know

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop loving me.

Fears are like marshmallows...

A boy needs his mother.

You won't find it.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

This is a day to remember

We're magnificent.

Whoop-whoop.

Be careful!

You should ask your mother.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

You're going to need a model.

Give me the ball.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Hey, watch me leave.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Open the door.

How dare you look at me!

I want that goldfish out of my car!

It's not alive.

You are a thief.

We're going to need a fork.

We've only got one chance.

My life matters.

I have the card.

This room is unstable.

I feel comfortable.

I love summer in Spain.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I never could make up my mind.

I'm the only sleuth on this planet

Let's eat

I want you to kiss me.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Just be yourself

Who left a rabbit in the dungeon?

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

You monster!

It's giving me grief.

Good grief!

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I see you let yourself in.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Take the drink and go.

We are moralistic.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Get ready to dance.

Give me the knife.

Don't just stand there.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I'm going to need a beekeeper.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I can offer you a muffin.

Friendship is like a camera...

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Someone's watching us.

Sorry, I have to take this.

My love, it's dead.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Please, come closer.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

Give it here.

You're a ghost.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make sandwiches?

You are a hero.

Let's dance

I can offer you a job.

You're amazing!

Leave it to the professionals.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Be better!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I need you.

Don't wait to be asked.

Who left a hot dog in the basement?

Open the curtains.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm trying to win.

Your face has turned blue.

Good night!

You are inferior.

You never have time for me.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I have the knife.

You're going to need a silversmith.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Hey, watch me dance.

This is crazy

I can offer you a pinot.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to read to me.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

Take the money and die.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'm insignificant.

A boy needs confidence.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make an igloo?

I love summer in England.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

I want to tell you about the taxi-driver.

It's not right.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I know what to do.

You're crazy!

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Please, stop laughing.

We should go to the police.

We need to eat.

Who left a cracker in the lounge room?

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Open sesame.

I am going to the wedding.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Life is like a spring day...

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Your face has turned brown.

It's giving me hope.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I feel insecure.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Take this with water.

I'm crazy.

I'm going to need a saw.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I have the time.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

My love, it's so expensive.

Take the drink and leave.

Leave it until morning.

Someone's locked the door.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

This is the worst time to be amused.

I'll listen.

Did you fart yesterday?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

Can I make a difference?

I have needs.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I see you smiling.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

I want you.

You hate me.

You should listen to your mother.

You're going to need a terrorist.

Please, don't drink that.

I'm the only bank robber who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want you to cook for me.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

It's almost over

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're really something!

Am I under arrest, or not?

Get ready, or get out.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I love autumn in Brazil.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I want you to be thankful.

It's not in.

We're no good.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

I feel stylish.

I've reported it to the President.

I have the gun.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Throw it here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Please, don't move.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Be safe!

Can I make friends?

I'm trying to save you.

Show me the skateboard.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Who left a wrench in the lounge room?

You are so mean to me.

Let's watch TV!

You are one-dimensional.

This is the right time to be alone.

Reading is good for the soul.

Open the window.

I volunteer to go!

I am going to the funeral.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You want it.

This looks wrong.

You're cursed.

I never hurt anybody.

I can offer you a good price.

You should protect your father.

I knew you could see it through.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This is a fine mess

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?

I will always love you.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Don't fool around.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You're going to need a spatula.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Just try not to cry

I want you to be useless.

I love winter in Australia.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

Take this for luck.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

You devil!

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

You're going to need a bricklayer.

Once bitten, twice shy.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Give me the fork.

I want you to clean up after me.

Let's watch the game

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I see you came prepared.

I know where you were.

I want that spider out of my house!

No one can ever know that I survived.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are zany.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I'll get it.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

You want me.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Open your heart.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

My life means nothing.

I have money.

It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

I'm trying to help.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I have to tell you about the laundry.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

You're going to need a can opener.

Be yourself!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You are so kind to me.

I want you to stop following me.

I'm going to need a magician.

Leave it outside.

It's giving me an error message.

I want you to be irreligious.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I am inspired.

I'm the worst linguist on this planet

Take the drink and die.

It has to work

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I'll watch.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the train was late.

I heard weeping coming from the classroom.

We've only got one bullet.

I never listened.

I'm magnificent.

You made me cry on purpose.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I want you to love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You never say what you're thinking.

Who left a screwdriver in the guest room?

Your lips have turned grey.

I want that panda out of my life!

A boy needs his grandmother.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are an idiot.

Hey, watch me move.

Please, be careful.

Hand me the chair.

You should write to your mother.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I want you to be scrupulous.

Can I make it count?

Get ready for this.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

My love, it's delicious.

It's time to brush your teeth.

We are irreverent.

I feel lazy.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a pickle.

Life is like a movie...

I could never despise you.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're alone in the universe.

I want you to listen to me.

You are my mother.

I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

We've only got one hope.

You dropped it.

Did you fart this morning?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's not easy.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

I've reported it to Interpol.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Leave it alone.

This is the right time to be here.

It was your fault that the dog died.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I should hide.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You are not my conscience.

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