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Let's watch TV!

Who left a bike in the attic?

Did you fart yesterday?

I want you to document my trip to America.

Open sesame.

I have the will.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

You're a god.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I want you to listen to me.

This room is unstable.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You should disown your mother.

We're the same person.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

I am going to the funeral.

How dare you look at me!

Why do you love me, so much?

I know what to do.

I need to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

I'm trying to believe you.

I have to tell you about Friday.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Take the piano and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I feel ravenous.

You angel!

It's time to go to bed.

You are my everything.

This looks odd.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your face has turned yellow.

We should hide.

Please, sit down.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I never really lived.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

My life is over.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Sadness is like a violin...

No one will ever know

You are so good to me.

Stop, in the name of love.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I love autumn in China.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I volunteer to eat it!

This is the right time to be amused.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Get ready to die.

You are a poet.

I want you to be melancholic.

I have the poem.

I have faith.

Dating is like doing chores...

Did you get lucky last night?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Throw me the icecream.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

You could never hate me.

You're magnificent.

Be careful!

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We're gods.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

Who left a chicken wing in the basement?

It's not going to fit.

I will always despise you.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me leave.

Your nose has turned orange.

Let's eat

Leave it outside.

You won't find it.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I know the future.

You're really something!

This is a day to remember

You are power-hungry.

I'm the only dictator on this planet

Throw it here.

Why do you hate me, so much?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You crashed the car on purpose.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

I never could make up my mind.

Take this and pray.

I want you to be pathetic.

I'm trying to save you.

Good grief!

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I have time.

I'll be here, if you need me.

We need to go.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

It's giving me a headache.

My life means nothing.

We're going to need a fork.

Sound the alarm!

I'm going to need a pirate.

Someone's having a bad day.

You are a genius.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Open the window.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to inspire me.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I have the time.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I've reported it to the police.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I volunteer as tribute!

Find some proof that I lied to you.

It's not the right size.

Luck is like a beautiful song...

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Take the money and leave.

I want to tell you about the dining room.

I want that tortoise out of my room!

This is the perfect time to be amused.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We've only got one hope.

Can I make love?

I know where you were.

Good morning!

No one can ever know how we did it.

You should find your mother.

Who left a ball in the lobby?

This looks familiar.

Give me the shovel.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Drop it here.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

This room is haunted.

Let's watch the game

I heard a howl coming from the cell.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're going to need an imam.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.

I'm the worst detective on this planet

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to marry me.

I want you to be intense.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

I am going to Easter.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We need to fight.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I never felt so alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I bet you know why I'm going.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You're crazy.

I see you for who you are.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

We are mellow.

Someone's listening.

Don't ask any questions.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Hey, watch me dance.

I have the letter.

I'll get ready.

I want you to stop questioning me.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm going to need a knife.

A girl needs her friends.

Let's get it

I want that chicken out of my house!

It's not working.

You should protect your mother.

Leave it here.

Can I make money?

It's giving me hope.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're under arrest!

Who left a fork in the dungeon?

I've reported it to mother.

I should quit.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

This room is bugged.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Please, don't eat that.

I have lost the will to live.

Delivery!

You made me cry on purpose.

Leave it until morning.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an author.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Be yourself!

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I'm the greatest spelunker who ever lived.

You are a liar.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Good luck!

Your eyes have turned white.

You never have time for me.

Getting married is like lighting a candle...

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I want you to look at me.

You are not my son.

I'm going to need an archer.

I love spring in China.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You're a ghost.

Open the door.

You could never need me.

I can offer you a cracker.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

This looks great.

When the party starts, start singing.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I can offer you a good price.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You are so kind to me.

I could never love you.

How dare you laugh at me!

Please, stop laughing.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to stop following me.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

We need to order pizza.

You should listen to your father.

Don't just stand there.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

This room is shrinking.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Just breathe

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

My life matters.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You're insignificant.

I want you to be skinny.

I'll watch.

A boy needs boundaries.

It's giving me an error message.

Whoop-whoop.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Darling, it's dead.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I feel worried.

Get ready for this.

Take this with water.

Can I make the bed?

Show me the doll.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I'm a ghost.

Take the money and die.

I can offer you a job.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You devil!

This looks interesting.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

I knew you could survive.

I can offer you a cappuccino.

You are decisive.

I know who you are.

I want you to read to me.

It's time to make lunch.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You will always want me.

Give it here.

Who left a duck in the lobby?

Dying is like making cupcakes...

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Someone's watching us.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Patience is a virtue

We're going to need a pilot.

I want that cat out of my life!

It's not tight enough.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I love autumn in Germany.

I have the knife.

I want you to be sarcastic.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I love you.

This is the right time to be angry.

My life is a mystery.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

You never listen.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I see you are thinking.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are not my type.

You are a twit.

I heard a voice coming from the corridor.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This looks edible.

I want you to help me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

You are my father.

I can offer you an apple.

We should think about this.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I feel stupid.

Ha-cha-cha.

Who left a can opener in the wine cellar?

I have the card.

I'm a god.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You can do this

I want that panda out of my house!

It's not alive.

A girl needs money.

Can I make art?

I have a secret.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.

I'll wait here.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

We're crazy.

Please, give me that.

I know math.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I never listened.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want you to be questioning.

You dropped it.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Get ready to laugh.

You could never despise me.

This is the right time to be alone.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Dreams are like chocolate...

This is a stick up.

You're going to need a wizard.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I love summer in America.

We need to play.

We should vote.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I've reported it to the press.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I want that crab out of my life!

Strike while the iron is hot.

Can I make up?

Be safe!

When the door opens, remain calm.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I want to tell you about the plumber.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I could never hate you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Who left a fork in the cloakroom?

I know more than you realise.

Let's dance

It's not easy.

I want you to be trustworthy.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I can offer you a latte.

You're alone in the universe.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Show me the shovel.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Please, stop doing that.

Redemption is like a mountain...

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I am going to the party.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I have needs.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You should pay the bill.

Show no mercy

Finding a job is like eating a salad...

It was my fault that the cat died.

A girl needs her mother.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I volunteer to go!

You burned it on purpose.

Let's go

I can't find my house anywhere.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Take this with you.

I heard weeping coming from the sauna.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

We are thoughtless.

Hey, watch me smile.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I'll keep guard.

I love autumn in Ireland.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Can I make magic?

I want you to stop me.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

You're going down!

I will always hate you.

You are an inspiration.

I want you to stop tricking me.

This looks wrong.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Who left a hammer in the attic?

I see you came prepared.

You're going to need a shovel.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You should ask your mother.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Less is more.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

My love, it's beautiful.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

It's not dead.

This is the right time to be happy.

I want that pig out of my life!

You should vote.

A girl needs her own room.

You are my reason for living.

I'm the best composer on this planet

I have the need, the need for speed.

You never take me seriously.

When I was little, I wanted to be a merchant.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I'm trying to open it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Show me the saw.

I never killed anyone.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

I am unsentimental.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Hey, watch me move.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You're amazing!

I want you to be venomous.

Please, stop crying.

Someone's locked the door.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I have powers.

I'm lucky.

Darling, it's beautiful.

You are my favourite.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about the mermaid.

Who left a hot dog in the barn?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Can I make a mess?

I can't find my turtle anywhere.

I love spring in India.

Good night!

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Am I coming with you, or not?

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

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