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Put it here.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You should find your father.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You dropped it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
We're going to need a criminal.
Can I make room?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Sound the alarm!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
We're gods.
I have 20-20 vision.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is a fine mess
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Better safe than sorry.
Good morning!
I want to tell you about the lobby.
Don't get too close.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
No one can ever know what we did.
How dare you smile at me!
Delivery!
Be better!
This room is shrinking.
I'm a god.
You could never despise me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's time to go to bed.
You're coming with me!
I have the card.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I feel helpless.
When the party starts, start singing.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I want you to hold me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I will always want you.
Let's dance
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I want that lizard out of my car!
Get ready for this.
I see you let yourself in.
I never loved you.
We need to go.
I volunteer as tribute!
You never sing anymore.
When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
I know the future.
Take the money and go.
This is the right time to be happy.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Open it here.
Can I make up?
I want you to stop following me.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
No one can ever know that you can sing.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I've reported it to the press.
I am friendly.
You devil!
You are not my mother.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
It's not open.
Hey, watch me leave.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Throw me the spatula.
This room is haunted.
Please, tell me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are so mean to me.
You can't have it.
I want you to be forgetful.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I have to tell you about Easter.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Your eyes have turned white.
This looks odd.
A girl needs a job.
This is a day to remember
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
You could never fascinate me.
You're a god.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I can offer you a wine.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Take the money and leave.
Who left a teddy bear in the library?
I'm magnificent.
I am going to Christmas.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I know where you were.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I volunteer to go!
You are an inspiration.
Good night!
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Be careful!
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm the greatest trapper who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
How dare you look at me!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I have to tell you about the the lighthouse.
It's not in.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
Your nose has turned brown.
You should pay the bill.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I feel lazy.
Open the window.
I'll watch.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are my sunshine.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want that dinosaur out of my car!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You angel!
This looks familiar.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Please, stop doing that.
This is a stick up.
I want you to be paternalistic.
Am I dead, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
My love, it's so juicy.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I want you to look at me.
You will always hate me.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a saw.
I'm the worst writer on this planet
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Let's drink
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I'm trying to save you.
Take the money and die.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are antisocial.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I volunteer myself!
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
I can't find my car anywhere.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I will always despise you.
I never killed anyone.
We're going to need a mathematician.
Throw me the guitar.
Leave it here.
I have the gun.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I am going to the wedding.
Why do you love me, so much?
Get ready to die.
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
I heard weeping coming from the sauna.
I feel embarrassed.
I love spring in America.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I knew you could survive.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You are not my father.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
I want you to kill me.
Be safe!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Leave it alone.
Please, don't touch that.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You should write to your father.
I'm the best air traffic controller on this planet
Sleep is like a mountain...
You monster!
This looks wrong.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monk.
This room is unstable.
I want to tell you about the cracker.
It's your fault that the dog died.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You never listen.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
We're the same person.
Throw me the wrench.
I'll get it.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
We're going to need a lot of food.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
My life means nothing.
I've reported it to mother.
I'm insignificant.
You want me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm going to need a beekeeper.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be meddlesome.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to cook for me.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I'm a ghost.
Take this with you.
I am going to the funeral.
I am timid.
You're going down!
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
No one suspects a thing
This is the worst time to be here.
Be yourself!
You are the best person I have ever met.
I know who you are.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
Get ready to laugh.
How much money do you have?
I can offer you a punch.
Can I make an impression?
Love is like a beautiful melody...
We're going to need a fork.
My love, it's dead.
I can offer you a job.
I have money.
All you need is love.
It's not easy.
Open the door.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Your tongue has turned pink.
Buying a house is like making a sandwich...
I love summer in Australia.
Good luck!
I want that kitten out of my car!
I see you for who you are.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I feel sure.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Let's play
Who left a bagel in the bedroom?
You're going to need a lot of glue.
You burned it on purpose.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm trying to believe you.
You're going to need a builder.
You love me.
I volunteer to eat it!
Don't just stand there.
You are a poet.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Someone's having a bad day.
I will always hate you.
Drop it here.
You're a ghost.
You are so nice to me.
Take this for luck.
When I was little, I wanted to be an animal trainer.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to marry me.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
We're crazy.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
You never call me.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
I love winter in India.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You are petty.
This looks bad.
We need to unite.
We should pay the bill.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Please, come closer.
Shrouds have no pockets.
I'll wait here.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
This room is bugged.
I can offer you a good price.
Can I make trouble?
Open the curtains.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
We're ghosts.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're crazy!
Whoop-whoop.
I feel cheerful.
I want to tell you about the chocolate milkshake.
I'm the only knight on this planet
Someone's listening.
You know it.
No one can ever know that I like you
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Take the drink and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.
I am going to the grand opening.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I want that turtle out of my car!
You're going to need a hammer.
You never have time for me.
You are not my conscience.
I want you to help me.
Don't fool around.
I'm lucky.
I want you to be panicked.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We've only got one life.
You should ask your father.
Your eyes have turned grey.
Give it here.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I can offer you an ale.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I am snoopy.
I love summer in Canada.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Get ready to dance.
You won't find it.
It's not for sale.
I never listened.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Who left a water in the lobby?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Hand me the wrench.
I want to tell you about the biologist.
I feel indecisive.
You will always want me.
Victory is like a beautiful song...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I need to tell you about Monday.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
I want you to listen to me.
Your face has turned white.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
This looks suspicious.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
I see you came prepared.
You're going to need a fork.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I know math.
Can I make it work?
I want that fish out of my life!
You broke the vase on purpose.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I knew you could open it.
I'm cursed.
I could never hate you.
I'm going to need a game show host.
Your ears have turned yellow.
Take the piano and die.
I love winter in America.
Someone's in here.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
You should protect your mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You are a thief.
You need me.
Who left a knife in the classroom?
I feel disappointed.
I need to tell you about the candy-bar.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I have the time.
I have needs.
My life is a mystery.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Let's go
You're going to need a wrench.
Please, stop laughing.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I know more than you realise.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You are not my daughter.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I'm the worst broker on this planet
It's better to give than to receive.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I want you to be placid.
You made me cry on purpose.
We're going to need a waiter.
I need you.
Get ready to run.
Leave it outside.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Fears are like marshmallows...
You are indignant.
You never stop to think.
Did you fart just now?
You are so kind to me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
You could never hate me.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
I have time.
I never could make up my mind.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I'm going to need a fork.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You should call your mother.
Please, give me that.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Can I make promises?
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want you to be delighted.
This is crazy
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Show me the bread-stick.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Someone's coming this way.
My life is over.
You are my favourite.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I'm the greatest soldier on this planet
We need to make a plan.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're going to need an illustrator.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I can't find my room anywhere.
Good grief!
I want you to document my trip to France.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
It's giving me hope.
Please, stop smoking.
We're going to need a lot of help.
The first thing to consider is safety.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Take this with water.
It was your fault that the show was ruined.
I knew you could live like this.
I can offer you a burger.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You're lucky.
I feel impulsive.
This looks edible.
Open sesame.
Hey, watch me move.
I'll open it.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
When the bell rings, start singing.
It's now or never
This is a fine ship
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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