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I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm cursed.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
This looks wrong.
I want you to betray me.
We've only got one of these.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's not for sale.
I am sporting.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You are a twit.
I love spring in Ireland.
Get ready to dance.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
This is a fine mess
Good night!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You angel!
My life matters.
You're crazy!
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I want that crab out of my room!
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You are so good to me.
Delivery!
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You should go to the police.
I'm the only greengrocer who ever lived.
I hate you.
We need to go.
You dropped it.
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Sorry, I have to take this.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
You need me.
Put it here.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I know who you are.
Can I make kimchi?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
We're gods.
Hey, watch me leave.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
You never do what I want.
Open your heart.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to be thorough.
It's time to go to bed.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We're going to need a clerk.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
This room is shrinking.
Don't fool around.
You are a poet.
You should find your father.
We are high-minded.
Take the money and leave.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
How dare you laugh at me!
I can offer you a job.
Get ready, or get out.
I'm a ghost.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
I'll open it.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have powers.
I want that badger out of my life!
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to kiss me.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I love summer in America.
Please, stop crying.
My life is over.
I can offer you a lemonade.
You're under arrest!
Someone's locked the door.
I will always love you.
I'm the best silversmith who ever lived.
You're going to need a hammer.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I have the will.
I just want a whiskey. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I am going to Christmas.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Open the window.
Darling, it's delicious.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This is crazy
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Friendship is like a camera...
You're weird.
You never smile.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Good grief!
Why do you hate me, so much?
Show me the chair.
I knew you could fix it.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You know it.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to be fortunate.
I see you came prepared.
Open it here.
How dare you look at me!
Did you eat last night?
Sound the alarm!
We're the same person.
Be yourself!
Hey, watch me dance.
Dreams are like chocolate...
You are a genius.
I volunteer as tribute!
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Don't just stand there.
I'm going to need a crook.
I can offer you a muffin.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Dead men tell no tales.
Your eyes have turned green.
I've reported it to the President.
Let's watch the game
Stop, in the name of the law.
Take this for luck.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I will always despise you.
I feel bewildered.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's time to go.
It's not safe.
Can I make the bed?
A girl needs boundaries.
I heard a noise coming from the waiting room.
You never say what you're thinking.
I want you to inspire me.
I am going to the party.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You love me.
Someone's watching us.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Take the piano and leave.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Learning is like painting...
I can offer you a good price.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
We should think about this.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I am careless.
This looks nice.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I'll watch.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I'm the worst pilot who ever lived.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
No one can ever know what we did.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We need to fight.
You devil!
You are a liar.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I never wanted this.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
If you don't want it, put it back.
You're special.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I know what happened.
Give me the screwdriver.
We're going to need a sniper.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
My life is a mystery.
Can I make it work?
We've only got one hope.
Your nose has turned grey.
Leave it alone.
Get ready to die.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
You are so nice to me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
Dare to dream
You found it.
This is the right time to be here.
Romance is like a canvas...
I feel optimistic.
I'm trying to help.
Let's eat
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
A boy needs confidence.
I have the poem.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You will always fascinate me.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
This room is haunted.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I want you to be high-handed.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
We're ghosts.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I never killed anyone.
Hey, watch me move.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I want you to clean up after me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want that pony out of my house!
Who left a saw in the kitchen?
You are a godsend.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
Take the money and die.
You're really something!
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Ha-cha-cha.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Open the curtains.
You should ask for more money.
I love summer in Canada.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Someone's listening.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
You are not my daughter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I've reported it to mother.
Leave it outside.
Can I make money?
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are predatory.
You should ask your father.
My life means nothing.
I have the scroll.
I want to tell you about the garage.
I can offer you an ale.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Show me the ukulele.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Please, sit down.
I'm the greatest builder on this planet
Time to shine
It's not heavy.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
I volunteer myself!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I want that turtle out of my house!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You're going to need a hunter.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have lost the will to live.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I want you.
I want you to be hopeful.
Reality is like a picnic in the park...
It's giving me hope.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We are agonized.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I never gave up hope.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
You can have it.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
No one can ever know that I survived.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I know what to do.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I'm lucky.
Leave it here.
I can offer you a wine.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want that llama out of my room!
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
We need to play.
I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.
Leave it to the professionals.
I should quit.
My life is cursed.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
Take the money and go.
Who left a whiskey in the library?
It's your fault that the train was late.
We're going to need a hypnotist.
You are surprising.
We're going to need a spoon.
You should ask your mother.
You are my reason for living.
I want you to cook for me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I love spring in Japan.
It has to work
How dare you smile at me!
My love, it's so juicy.
Laughing is good for the soul.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
It's giving me grief.
Can I make a mess?
I feel miserable.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I have the letter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Be careful!
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Give me the wrench.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You could never despise me.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Open the bottle.
I see you let yourself in.
I want that lion out of my life!
I'm the best salesperson who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Good luck!
You're coming with me!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to be forthright.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Someone's having a bad day.
We should hide.
You are so kind to me.
They know it was me
Darling, it's so juicy.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
I'm going to need a shipwright.
It was your fault that the cat died.
You are self-reliant.
I can offer you a beer.
You are my son.
You're a ghost.
First impressions are the most lasting.
I will always want you.
How much luck do you have?
I never really lived.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want you to marry me.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be an antique dealer.
Throw me the umbrella.
Get ready for this.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Open the door.
You will always hate me.
Who left a spatula in the conservatory?
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
This is a stick up.
A girl needs her mother.
I volunteer to go!
I know math.
Please, tell me.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want you to stop questioning me.
We've only got one bullet.
Stop, in the name of love.
Take this with you.
You're lucky.
I see you smiling.
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
Can I make up a story?
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Hope is like a canvas...
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Take the drink and leave.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It was your fault that the label came off.
You monster!
You're going to need a hairdresser.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I could never hate you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Let's get it
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Just try not to cry
We're going to need a screwdriver.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
I have 20-20 vision.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I'm the only judge who ever lived.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I love summer in France.
Please, don't move.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
A boy needs his grandfather.
It's not tight enough.
Be safe!
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I never hurt anybody.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
You're amazing!
You can't have it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
I feel bitter.
We are lucky.
You are a handsome devil.
Good morning!
You're no good.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You should make peace with your father.
You could never need me.
Whoop-whoop.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
My love, it's alive.
This looks bad.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It's giving me a headache.
I want that crab out of my house!
I should vote.
I'm a god.
We need to make out.
You are not my father.
I heard a noise coming from the cell.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You never call me.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
Please, give me that.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Your anger is like a spring day...
Who left a coffee in the dungeon?
Throw me the kebab.
I'm going to need a mobster.
No one can ever know the truth.
It's not the right size.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
A boy needs his father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I see you have done this before.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Let's go
You won't find it.
Once bitten, twice shy.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I've reported it to the press.
I can offer you a cocktail.
Your lips have turned blue.
I love autumn in Spain.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'll get ready.
Don't get too close.
You're insignificant.
When I was little, I wanted to be a swimming coach.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you about the sandwich.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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