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Random Dialogue (x 500)
I'm going to need a saw.
I have the will.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I'm trying to win.
You found it.
Can I make a pact?
I heard weeping coming from the chapel.
Did you eat while I was away?
This room is haunted.
Take this and pray.
I could never want you.
Whoop-whoop.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I know math.
I want you to document my trip to England.
This is a fine ship
Throw it here.
I love winter in Switzerland.
You are a twit.
I have powers.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I never listened.
Open sesame.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
My life means nothing.
Let's eat
Stop, in the name of love.
You never listen.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You deserve this
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are so mean to me.
When the party starts, remain calm.
You're going to pay!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You hate me.
I can offer you a burger.
I'm the worst plumber on this planet
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You're going to need an exterminator.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Be safe!
I'll be here, if you need me.
A boy needs his mother.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Please, remain silent.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Good grief!
We're ghosts.
You devil!
This looks odd.
Why do you love me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.
I love summer in America.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm no good.
I'm a ghost.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.
I see you smiling.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Give me the fishcake.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Can I make animal sounds?
Get ready to dance.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
It's almost over
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Someone's locked the door.
I want that goat out of my room!
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't fool around.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I never wanted this.
I want you to kill me.
I am reactionary.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Let's drink
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to be wronged.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I volunteer to eat it!
Dammit, who left a sandwich in the bathroom?
You should ask your father.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
This looks nice.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Take this with water.
I can't find my penguin anywhere.
We've only got one option.
Defeat is like a beautiful song...
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
We're gods.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Your tongue has turned brown.
How dare you look at me!
I feel confused.
I should quit.
We're going to need a coach.
Be better!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
No one can ever know what we did.
You are so kind to me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This is a stick up.
You are a poet.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have the gun.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You're crazy!
It's time to go to bed.
Did you fart yesterday?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
We're crazy.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Sound the alarm!
You won't find it.
I want to tell you about the banana.
Leave it here.
Good night!
We need to go.
Let's go
Please, sit down.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I want that crow out of my room!
I'm trying to open it.
Hey, watch me smile.
You should make peace with your mother.
I knew you could see it through.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You're a ghost.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.
Someone's listening.
I'm the only scout on this planet
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I have lost the will to live.
You are not my favourite.
Take this with you.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
When I was little, I wanted to be an antique dealer.
Delivery!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Your eyes have turned orange.
You monster!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
We're the same person.
I want you to be indignant.
Leave it alone.
You need it.
You're no good.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm going to need a welder.
You are smiling.
I have the knife.
I need to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're never going to get away with this!
You are a handsome devil.
Take the money and leave.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I see you every day.
Can I make out?
It's not going to fit.
I feel sure.
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
I volunteer to go!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I know what happened.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm a god.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I have needs.
Please, be careful.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I'm going to need a shovel.
I knew you could live like this.
I could never love you.
Throw me the doll.
When I was little, I wanted to be an evangelist.
We're special.
This room is unstable.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
A girl needs her friends.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I love spring in India.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Stop, in the name of the law.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's giving me an error message.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I am going to the grand opening.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
We need to stop.
You despise me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
You are an artist.
It's not in.
Leave it outside.
I have to tell you about the diet Pepsi.
I want that donkey out of my life!
I'll watch.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Did you eat last night?
Take this for luck.
I want you to be upright.
You should disown your father.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
We're going to need a servant.
Faith will move mountains.
I'm the only sound technician who ever lived.
This looks bad.
I want you to cook for me.
Please, look at me.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can offer you a macchiato.
I know where you were.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Don't wait to be asked.
I volunteer myself!
You're insignificant.
Plug it in here.
Get ready to laugh.
Be careful!
I've reported it to the police.
Cooking is good for the soul.
When I was little, I wanted to be a paleontologist.
I am willing.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
I never wanted to die.
I feel thrilled.
I can offer you a job.
Your ears have turned white.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
You are my father.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
You should listen to your mother.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You're going down!
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I heard a sound coming from the wardrobe.
You are a godsend.
I'll help.
This is the right time to be amused.
Your tongue has turned purple.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You should pay the bill.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I want you to be aloof.
You're going to need a wrench.
You can do this
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I have the poem.
A dog is a man's best friend.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Good luck!
A girl needs her own room.
It's not for sale.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Don't ask any questions.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I want that lamb out of my room!
You could never fascinate me.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You're going to need a detective.
I need to tell you about the Jack Daniels.
Take the piano and leave.
Get ready, or get out.
You are submissive.
Who left a can opener in the laundry?
I never really lived.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Please, stop crying.
This room is shrinking.
I see you came prepared.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Someone's watching us.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
We've only got one bullet.
My life is over.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I feel empty.
Hey, watch me leave.
No one can ever know the truth.
You are so good to me.
It's time to make lunch.
I love summer in Ireland.
You're amazing!
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
You never sing anymore.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'll listen.
You're special.
You're a god.
I want you to inspire me.
I know what to do.
Your eyes have turned grey.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
We should think about this.
A boy needs confidence.
I can offer you a diet Pepsi.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Give me the chair.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Let's watch the game
Show no mercy
You are the best person I have ever met.
Who left a slice of pizza in the dining room?
I want you to be rowdy.
This looks suspicious.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Please, don't drink that.
We need to make better decisions.
I've reported it to the press.
I never felt so alone.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Can I make up a story?
You should ask your mother.
I am going to the wedding.
I want to tell you about the piña colada.
Be yourself!
I have to tell you about Monday.
It's giving me grief.
I'll keep guard.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You're under arrest!
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Get ready to die.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Reading is good for the soul.
This is the right time to be alone.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Open your heart.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You will always fascinate me.
We're going to need a spelunker.
I could never despise you.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Ha-cha-cha.
It was your fault that the crops died.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
When the door opens, start crying.
I feel annoyed.
It's not the right size.
I'm the best beekeeper on this planet
You never do what I want.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to listen to me.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I can offer you a good price.
You can have it.
You're alone in the universe.
I want to tell you about the dungeon.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Your eyes have turned red.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I want you to be envious.
Just breathe
You are a thief.
A girl needs her father.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Take the drink and go.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
Open the door.
I want that kitten out of my house!
My life is a mystery.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Darling, it's delicious.
I am deep.
Leave it to the professionals.
When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.
I have time.
Please, don't move.
You are not my type.
I never loved you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Give me the bike.
This looks wrong.
I feel humiliated.
I'm the worst tax collector who ever lived.
I volunteer as tribute!
You never take me seriously.
I knew you could fix it.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Who left a beer in the laundry?
You angel!
Know which side your bread is buttered.
I heard a sound coming from the stable.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
A girl needs a job.
I'm going to need a builder.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
You're crazy.
I want you to read to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Let's play
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mobster.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I will always want you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
We need to open it.
Please, give me that.
I want you to be dynamic.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I am articulate.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'll open it.
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I am going to Christmas.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
One hand washes the other.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I have the need, the need for speed.
You're going to need a can opener.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Patience is a virtue
Can I make a yurt?
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I'm trying to understand.
I'm special.
This room is bugged.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Drop it here.
You are not my mother.
You are my only hope.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Hand me the kite.
I want you.
I need to tell you about the party.
I need to tell you about the bathroom.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only tax collector who ever lived.
We're going to need a hotelier.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's not open.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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