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I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's time to go to bed.

Can I make a difference?

Throw me the knife.

We're the same person.

I can offer you a good price.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Your cheeks have turned black.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want you to be orderly.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I love winter in Brazil.

Get ready to dance.

I could never want you.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I can offer you a carrot.

This is a stick up.

You should ask for more money.

Take this with water.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I have the letter.

Sound the alarm!

This looks great.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Put it here.

Let's play

You angel!

Be careful!

I volunteer to eat it!

Why do you love me, so much?

Who left a wrench in the armory?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Defeat is like an autumn day...

I'm going to need a hammer.

I'm a ghost.

I see you know what to do.

This is the right time to be angry.

We're no good.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

You should protect your mother.

I'm the worst torturer on this planet

Good grief!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I've reported it to the President.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I want you to cook for me.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It's not yours.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a job.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't just stand there.

Am I dead, or not?

Just be yourself

A boy needs money.

We've only got one bullet.

You are so good to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to be high-minded.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This room is unstable.

You could never need me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You broke it.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I'm going to need a saw.

My life is over.

Please, don't drink that.

You are an idiot.

I have the will.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I'm going to need an artist.

I need you.

Forgiveness is like a forest...

I want that cat out of my house!

Open sesame.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You monster!

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've come home?

This looks wrong.

How dare you look at me!

I'm a god.

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Leave it alone.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Hey, watch me dance.

Throw me the bratwurst.

I see you smiling.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Who left a bread-stick in the outhouse?

Your ears have turned blue.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I'm lucky.

Get ready for this.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Can I make breakfast?

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I can offer you a merlot.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I have 20-20 vision.

Patience is a virtue

You love me.

I feel generous.

Dating is like opening a window...

I am going to Christmas.

It's not the right size.

I never killed anyone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

I hate you.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You're going to need a surgeon.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm trying to believe you.

I want that bunny out of my car!

You're really something!

Take the drink and go.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I know who you are.

Someone's listening.

I'm the greatest playwright on this planet

You should ask your mother.

I have the need, the need for speed.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

This looks edible.

Hand me the carrot.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

Good night!

My life is a mystery.

Get ready to run.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I've reported it to mother.

I love spring in England.

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

We need to help each other.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Be safe!

We should hide.

Can I make popcorn?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to betray me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

You are not my daughter.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

I want you to be adventurous.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I'll get ready.

Leave it here.

It's not going to fit.

You won't find it.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

You are so mean to me.

Take this and pray.

I feel cowardly.

I never wanted this.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

My love, it's so shiny.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Needs must when the devil drives.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

We're going to need a shovel.

Just try not to cry

This is a fine mess

You are my inspiration.

Show me the spatula.

I want that duck out of my room!

You're special.

You never listen.

I know more than you realise.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I want to tell you about Easter.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You burned it on purpose.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I see you have done this before.

We're gods.

It's giving me a headache.

You should write to your father.

We need to break up.

You are an artist.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Delivery!

You are not my type.

How much time do you have?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Who left a wrench in the garage?

Please, be careful.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to stop me.

I have the gun.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Take the piano and leave.

When I was little, I wanted to be a philanthropist.

This room is bugged.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I love spring in China.

We are lovable.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Can I make a mess?

I feel bitter.

It's not dead.

How dare you smile at me!

No one will ever know

I have needs.

Hand me the spring-roll.

I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Don't fool around.

I volunteer to go!

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

Be yourself!

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs confidence.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I want you to be irresponsible.

Did you get lucky last night?

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You are a poet.

I'm trying to open it.

We need to play.

We're ghosts.

Let's dance

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I am going to the wedding.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You lost it.

I'm going to need a shepherd.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Leave it until morning.

We're insignificant.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I can offer you a muffin.

Who left a bagel in the wine cellar?

I need to tell you about the truck driver.

I'll listen.

I want you to listen to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I want that chipmunk out of my room!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

My love, it's delicious.

How dare you laugh at me!

I should quit.

I know the future.

I have time.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Did you fart yesterday?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to be fashionable.

You are fun-loving.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You're going to pay!

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You are a godsend.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

No one suspects a thing

I'm trying to leave.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Your face has turned brown.

We've only got one option.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

We're going to need a busker.

I heard a howl coming from the control room.

I can't find my tomato juice anywhere.

I love spring in Brazil.

You never take me seriously.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Love is like a forest...

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

You hate me.

You're cursed.

Be better!

I want you to stop tickling me.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

Darling, it's beautiful.

I should pay the bill.

I feel keen.

I will always love you.

I know what happened.

I want that rabbit out of my life!

I see you every day.

Someone's having a bad day.

Open the window.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You should disown your father.

Open it here.

I'm the only beautician on this planet

The first thing to consider is safety.

It's not alive.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want you to kill me.

Maybe no one will notice

I've reported it to the press.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You are a twit.

Can I make a comeback?

It's your fault that the train was late.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

This is a fine ship

You're a ghost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I knew you could turn things around.

I love summer in India.

I'm no good.

Throw me the saw.

I'm going to need a spatula.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

A girl needs her space.

I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Did you eat at work?

You made me cry on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take the drink and die.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I want you to stop looking at me.

You're going to need a singer.

I can't find my porcupine anywhere.

I will always despise you.

We've only got one of these.

I know what to do.

My love, it's alive.

Get ready to laugh.

Please, don't take that.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I want that dinosaur out of my room!

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Easter.

I want you to love me.

Let's go

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

We are petty.

I volunteer myself!

We need to eat.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Open the curtains.

Your nose has turned green.

Dying is like applying for a job...

Alright, who left a knife in the garage?

I'll sit on it.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Give me the doll.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You're a god.

You are my everything.

You never sing anymore.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I have a secret.

You're going to need a can opener.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You could never hate me.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

I want that eagle out of my room!

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I'm the best soldier on this planet

You're magnificent.

Appearances can be deceptive.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I know where you were.

I want you to stop loving me.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I want you.

Good morning!

You're going to need a deputy.

I feel humiliated.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

My life means nothing.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Can I make money?

Stop, in the name of love.

Courage is like a picnic in the park...

No one can ever know that I can sing.

We should pay the bill.

It's time to pack your bags.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Dating is like taking out the garbage...

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

We've only got one hope.

We need to stay.

This is the worst time to be happy.

This is a day to remember

Take the money and go.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I want you to help me.

I'm the greatest fisher on this planet

We're lucky.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You are infuriated.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I know math.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I never felt so alone.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.

I can offer you a pickle.

Please, give up while you can.

Don't get too close.

Dammit, who left a sandwich in the garage?

My life is cursed.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Get ready, or get out.

When the party starts, start crying.

I want you to be deep.

We've only got one chance.

Dare to dream

It's not mine.

You are my favourite.

Plug it in here.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Take the piano and die.

I have the card.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Open your heart.

I'm going to need an exterminator.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Hand me the can opener.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

You will always love me.

I want that pony out of my life!

I am going to the grand opening.

Let's watch the game

I need to tell you about the the moon.

It's giving me grief.

A girl needs her friends.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

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