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I'll listen.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You never do what I want.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

You are the best person I have ever met.

We're going to need a fortune-teller.

I have the gun.

Sound the alarm!

Your lips have turned blue.

I want that moose out of my house!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Take the drink and die.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

My life is cursed.

I love summer in Switzerland.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

We're ghosts.

I know math.

You won't find it.

You're really something!

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

You are not my type.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I can offer you a banana.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I'm a ghost.

Good night!

The first thing to consider is safety.

Dammit, who left a fox in the attic?

I want you to cook for me.

Get ready, or get out.

Someone's listening.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is a fine mess

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Let's watch the game

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Be safe!

When the party starts, start singing.

I've reported it to the press.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You could never fascinate me.

No one can ever know the truth.

It's giving me hope.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't just stand there.

Open it here.

I'm crazy.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

East, west, home's best.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It's time to make lunch.

A boy needs his mother.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Please, give me that.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are a hero.

You broke it.

You devil!

Whoop-whoop.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I despise you.

I am inferior.

I have to tell you about the dragon.

Open sesame.

I'll get it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

We've only got one bullet.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

I have the knife.

I am going to the grand opening.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I have money.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I love spring in Spain.

We're gods.

Can I make informed decisions?

We need to play.

You're going down!

I can offer you a sandwich.

Don't upset your father, not now.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

This looks edible.

I want you to be hardworking.

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

You should write to your father.

You are so good to me.

I've reported it to the police.

I want that puppy out of my life!

Good luck!

I knew you could turn things around.

You are a godsend.

You can't have it.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I feel empty.

We're going to need a hammer.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I volunteer to eat it!

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Your lips have turned brown.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Let's drink

Take this and pray.

Get ready to run.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

I'm alone in the universe.

Ha-cha-cha.

Take the drink and leave.

I am crafty.

It's giving me a headache.

Put it here.

I'm trying to believe you.

Laughing is good for the soul.

This is the perfect time to be here.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm a god.

A boy needs his father.

Am I dead, or not?

You are my reason for living.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I never listened.

I am going to the wedding.

I'll be here, if you need me.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

This is a fine ship

I knew you could open it.

This looks wrong.

I want that lion out of my car!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I could never despise you.

You're never going to get away with this!

This room is bugged.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm going to need a journalist.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hand me the chicken wing.

Patience is a virtue

I see you smiling.

You broke the vase on purpose.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want to tell you about Easter.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I love winter in Brazil.

I'm the best swimming coach on this planet

My life means nothing.

You are not my daughter.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You should make peace with your mother.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We need to make out.

I know where you were.

Why do you love me, so much?

Your tongue has turned stripey.

Delivery!

We're going to need a saw.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

I am lovable.

Be better!

Alright, who left an umbrella in the conservatory?

Dancing is good for the soul.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Leave it here.

How dare you look at me!

You want it.

You will always love me.

I want that fox out of my house!

Let's play

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm trying to understand.

It's not open.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I want you to inspire me.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Can I make it worse?

I want you to be sensitive.

I love fall in India.

You burned it on purpose.

I'm the only archaeologist who ever lived.

I can offer you a water.

We should quit.

A boy needs confidence.

Your dreams are like chocolate...

I have faith.

You never call me.

You angel!

I can offer you a good price.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I can't find my martini anywhere.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

It's time to go to bed.

We are annoyed.

Be yourself!

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

Who left a can opener in the corridor?

Did you eat at work?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Let's go

I will always hate you.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

I see you for who you are.

I want to tell you about the vampire.

We're going to need a gravedigger.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Your tongue has turned grey.

You can have it.

You want me.

We're alone in the universe.

It's not yours.

I want you to be dependent.

Hey, watch me smile.

This room is shrinking.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Good grief!

Show me the shovel.

Am I under arrest, or not?

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are my everything.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

I know the future.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I should pay the bill.

I can't find my chai anywhere.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

A girl needs love.

My life is a mystery.

You should protect your father.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You never stop to think.

Please, remain silent.

You are so kind to me.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I've reported it to mother.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

You're a ghost.

You hate me.

I'm the worst impersonator who ever lived.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's having a bad day.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

I hate you.

We've only got one life.

I need to tell you about the the palace.

Once a thief, always a thief.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

We're the same person.

Can I make money?

I see you are thinking.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I have the will.

I can offer you a green tea.

Your eyes have turned pink.

I'm no good.

You are a handsome devil.

You're going to need a lot of money.

Get ready for this.

I never could make up my mind.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I want you to be political.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You never take me seriously.

I'm trying to win.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You should disown your father.

I know more than you realise.

I have time.

I want that elephant out of my life!

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

Open your heart.

I'll watch.

Who left a Bud Light in the bathroom?

I am going to Easter.

It's time to pack your bags.

We need to close it.

How dare you smile at me!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You should quit.

I could never hate you.

We've only got one option.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Please, wait here.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Show no mercy

Don't ask any questions.

Running for office is like brushing your hair...

I love winter in Australia.

You are so mean to me.

Let's dance

I want you to kill me.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Throw me the umbrella.

I have the poem.

You're magnificent.

You are a twit.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I never gave up hope.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This is the right time to be here.

You're a god.

This room is unstable.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I want that panda out of my house!

Take this for luck.

Who left a candy-bar in the lounge room?

This looks bad.

I know what happened.

Your hopes are like chocolate...

It's giving me grief.

I can offer you a croissant.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It's not heavy.

A boy needs boundaries.

I'm the worst comedian who ever lived.

No one suspects a thing

Open the curtains.

When the door opens, start crying.

I need to tell you about the shepherd.

I'm trying to help.

It's your fault that the cat died.

You could never despise me.

My life matters.

You are a poet.

Drop it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

You are witty.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Reading is good for the soul.

My love, it's delicious.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Throw me the spatula.

Please, stop doing that.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

Take this with you.

I want you to stop me.

I'm going to need an impersonator.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Did you eat just now?

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

It's giving me an error message.

I want that dog out of my room!

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

I want you to be courteous.

I just want a yellow highlighter. What's wrong with that?

This is the right time to be happy.

I know who you are.

You're no good.

You are not my mother.

I'm the best farmer who ever lived.

Can I make love?

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You're crazy!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Get ready to dance.

We're going to need a wrench.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I never wanted this.

It's almost over

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Please, stay where you are.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Show me the kite.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You monster!

I knew you could live like this.

You never sing anymore.

I can offer you a lemonade.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Someone's in here.

I need to tell you about the candlemaker.

You are an artist.

It's not appropriate.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are debonair.

I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Can I make animal sounds?

You're coming with me!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I need you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

I want that panda out of my room!

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Who left a screwdriver in the cell?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Did you fart last night?

I should quit.

I heard laughter coming from the barn.

You should disown your mother.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You dropped it.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I love summer in Japan.

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

You are my inspiration.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I see you have done this before.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm the only coach on this planet

It's not mine.

Justice is like a party...

I bet you know why I'm happy.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I feel relaxed.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

What will you do, now that you've come home?

We are opinionated.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

We're going to need a gondolier.

How much influence do you have?

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Who left a monkey in the office?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I want you to be aloof.

Someone's locked the door.

I'm trying to care.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

You could never need me.

I have the scroll.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.

I want you.

You need it.

I heard a sound coming from the conservatory.

Did you eat yesterday?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Take the money and leave.

I want you to hold me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

We're insignificant.

It's now or never

You are an idiot.

Success is like a camera...

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

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