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When I was little, I wanted to be a beekeeper.
It's giving me a headache.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You will always hate me.
I should go to the police.
Take this and pray.
I'm going to need an impersonator.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Show me the teddy bear.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're crazy.
I'll listen.
I know what to do.
I want that beaver out of my house!
You crashed the car on purpose.
Please, don't take that.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Don't wait to be asked.
I have time.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
You angel!
Someone's locked the door.
I never really lived.
You should protect your mother.
My love, it's alive.
I want you to love me.
This looks peculiar.
You're a ghost.
We're gods.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You win some, you lose some.
You're going down!
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Good morning!
I am going to Easter.
How dare you look at me!
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Leave it until morning.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Can I make friends?
Take the piano and leave.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You are a handsome devil.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Be yourself!
I want you to stop believing in me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I'm the greatest butcher who ever lived.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I love winter in Germany.
It's not for sale.
This room is haunted.
A boy needs love.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Who left a doll in the conservatory?
I knew you could open it.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Sound the alarm!
I heard a noise coming from the closet.
I have 20-20 vision.
You broke it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You're going to need a barber.
You could never hate me.
You are shy.
I can offer you a job.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Why do you hate me, so much?
My life is cursed.
We need to make a plan.
Get ready to die.
I want that kitten out of my car!
It was your fault that the lights went out.
I can offer you a Coke.
This looks interesting.
Please, come in.
Drop it here.
Open the bottle.
The best-laid plans go astray.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
We're special.
Fears are like chocolate...
Don't get too close.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Give me the kite.
I want you to kiss me.
We're going to need a shovel.
Your lips have turned grey.
We're ghosts.
I never wanted this.
I'll wait here.
I want you to be whimsical.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Good luck!
Success is like a mountain...
I will always need you.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Am I coming with you, or not?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're never going to get away with this!
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Darling, it's beautiful.
You are my teacher.
This is a stick up.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
You deserve this
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I am going to the wedding.
Who left a ball in the guest room?
I want you to stop questioning me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You never stop to think.
Get ready to run.
You're going to need a pianist.
You are principled.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I have needs.
You will always fascinate me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want that duck out of my car!
I volunteer to go!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
It's not going to fit.
My life matters.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can't find my cheetah anywhere.
You're cursed.
Good night!
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Open the curtains.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Be safe!
I'm trying to believe you.
Someone's having a bad day.
This looks familiar.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Show me the ukulele.
I've reported it to the press.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Please, stop crying.
If you don't want it, put it back.
We need to make out.
Give it here.
I'll get it.
You found it.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You are my inspiration.
You made me cry on purpose.
I hate you.
Leave it outside.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I love spring in France.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I want you to clean up after me.
We're going to need a hammer.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one suspects a thing
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
My life is a mystery.
I'm a ghost.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm going to need a doctor.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I want that dingo out of my life!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Take the drink and go.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We've only got one option.
It's not tight enough.
I'm the worst sleuth on this planet
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You should think about this.
Let's dance
You never take me seriously.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
This is a fine ship
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
We are treacherous.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You despise me.
Throw me the shovel.
My love, it's delicious.
I have the card.
It's time to make lunch.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
Be careful!
Hey, watch me move.
I love winter in England.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I knew you could turn things around.
Who left a screwdriver in the bedroom?
She was unconscious when I found her.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Please, listen to me.
We need to open it.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I know math.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
When the bell rings, start singing.
I want you to betray me.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want you to be helpful.
I feel crazy.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are a twit.
Your lips have turned pink.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
It's not heavy.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Take the money and go.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
It's giving me an error message.
You are so kind to me.
You are my father.
You won't find it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Put it here.
Take this with you.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You're crazy!
This room is unstable.
We've only got one life.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Stop, in the name of love.
Someone's listening.
I never loved you.
A girl needs money.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You will always despise me.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I feel shy.
I love fall in France.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Can I make noises?
I'm the best plumber on this planet
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I have the knife.
I knew you could live like this.
I'll help.
I want that turtle out of my house!
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just do what I do.
Delivery!
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
I'm insignificant.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You burned it on purpose.
You should ask your father.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
Plug it in here.
A cat has nine lives.
No one will ever know
It's not safe.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Who left an apple in the guest room?
You are a thief.
I have a secret.
You are lost.
You know it.
I know where you were.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
I want you to be self-conscious.
I've reported it to the President.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Take the piano and die.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Take this with water.
I feel curious.
You fascinate me.
My life is over.
I see you every day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
This looks nice.
Open sesame.
I'm trying to leave.
Give me the guitar.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You are not my favourite.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You devil!
It's giving me grief.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Can I make a pie?
You're going to need a bodyguard.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You should find your father.
We need to order pizza.
You should vote.
A girl needs her space.
You're special.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I'm the best impersonator on this planet
I have the need, the need for speed.
I can offer you a sandwich.
We are sophisticated.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I have powers.
I volunteer myself!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to be detestable.
It's not open.
Hand me the icecream.
I bet you know why I'm here.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
I have to tell you about the Heaven.
Be better!
Your nose has turned grey.
You are so good to me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Someone's coming this way.
Don't upset your father, not now.
We're going to need a spoon.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Who left a kebab in the cloakroom?
I am going to the funeral.
We've only got one hope.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You can have it.
I'm trying to win.
You are a hero.
I could never want you.
You're going to pay!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Hey, watch me leave.
You should disown your father.
I'm going to need a juggler.
Failure is like a beautiful melody...
A boy needs his father.
I want you to cook for me.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I want you to be studious.
Having a child is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Why do you love me, so much?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
We should vote.
Leave it alone.
I'm the worst photographer who ever lived.
I have faith.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
We are regimental.
I can't find my room anywhere.
I feel youthful.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Throw me the knife.
Your face has turned red.
I love summer in Spain.
Your ears have turned white.
You're going to need a hammer.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
Don't just stand there.
I have the gun.
Please, stop doing that.
I know who you are.
Good grief!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I will always hate you.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Did you eat just now?
We're insignificant.
I never gave up hope.
You should listen to your mother.
Today is the day
You are not my father.
Hey, watch me dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.
I feel heartbroken.
I want you to hold me.
I'm a god.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Can I make out?
Getting married is like doing the laundry...
It's time to go.
You could never despise me.
Open your heart.
You should go to the police.
You are my love.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This looks suspicious.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
We've only got one of these.
Your lips have turned stripey.
I have the poem.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
A girl needs her grandfather.
You're going to need a captain.
You want it.
I'm going to need a knife.
Please, look at me.
Open it here.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I'm weird.
Did you get lucky today?
When I was little, I wanted to be an editor.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Stop, in the name of the law.
I need to tell you about the ogre.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to be pure.
You should call your father.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Who left a can opener in the wardrobe?
Get ready, or get out.
I am going to the party.
Can I make a list?
Take the money and leave.
Laughing is good for the soul.
My love, it's so expensive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I feel positive.
No one can ever know that I like you
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I want that sheep out of my car!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
A girl needs confidence.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You lost it.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
We need to stay.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
We are calculating.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
How dare you laugh at me!
Please, stand.
I see you for who you are.
Get ready to laugh.
We're going to need a guard.
You are so nice to me.
Dating is like fixing the TV...
Take the drink and die.
You are not my daughter.
Alright, who left a spider in the waiting room?
I am going to Christmas.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
This looks bad.
Your lips have turned purple.
This room is bugged.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
You're going to need a saw.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I want you to read to me.
Maybe no one will notice
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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