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I'm a ghost.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm trying to help.
I'm cursed.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I see you for who you are.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to stop loving me.
I have money.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
I bet you know why I'm here.
A boy needs confidence.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to be annoyed.
Take this for luck.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Sound the alarm!
If you don't want it, put it back.
You should ask for more money.
You are not my type.
I want you to help me.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I hate you.
It's not working.
We've only got one of these.
Did you fart today?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Be yourself!
I am going to Easter.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have the scroll.
You are so nice to me.
I feel thrilled.
We need to close it.
Take the drink and die.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I need to tell you about the sauna.
I love spring in Japan.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You're under arrest!
You won't find it.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
This is a fine mess
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are my son.
Give me the ball.
It's time to go to bed.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I know what happened.
You need me.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Can I make up?
I want that horse out of my car!
We're the same person.
Reading is good for the soul.
Give it here.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Don't ask any questions.
Someone's in here.
I knew you could fix it.
You should find your father.
This room is bugged.
I'm special.
A boy needs his father.
Get ready for this.
I'll help.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
My life is over.
Hey, watch me dance.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's giving me an error message.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I have the time.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
You burned it on purpose.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I should ask for more money.
We need to play.
Good night!
I'm going to need a plumber.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Delivery!
It's not going to fit.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This looks great.
You angel!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Be better!
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You are so kind to me.
How dare you look at me!
Open the curtains.
We are clean.
I want you to be hopeful.
Bravery is like a beach...
Drop it here.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I feel heartbroken.
We've only got one bullet.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I've reported it to the President.
I volunteer to go!
This room is shrinking.
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're ghosts.
I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.
You are a genius.
It's time to make lunch.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We're going to need a spoon.
An army marches on its stomach.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Your tongue has turned brown.
It's giving me a headache.
I never gave up hope.
Throw me the fishcake.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are my sunshine.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I could never despise you.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're lucky.
I want you to hold me.
Good luck!
I can offer you a burger.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I love spring in Australia.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Who left a candy-bar in the lobby?
I'm trying to save you.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.
I know where you were.
You never smile.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Get ready to dance.
I'm the greatest receptionist who ever lived.
I'm going to need a ditch digger.
Take this with you.
You should hide.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I want you to be malicious.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
I want that goose out of my house!
My life means nothing.
I feel trustworthy.
When the door opens, start crying.
Peace is like a mountain...
You're going to need a lot of paint.
We've only got one chance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Please, wait here.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Someone's listening.
You could never want me.
Open the bottle.
Your eyes have turned red.
You devil!
I never hurt anybody.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Let's eat
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Leave it here.
Hey, watch me leave.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You are a hero.
You're a ghost.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I see you smiling.
I have needs.
I want you to marry me.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
You found it.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I can offer you a Powerade.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Don't just stand there.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You are so mean to me.
I'm magnificent.
I knew you could open it.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I can offer you a good price.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This is the right time to be alone.
You should ask your mother.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I feel tough.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
I am alarmed.
You never say what you're thinking.
I love winter in Canada.
I want that puppy out of my room!
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
A girl needs her own room.
I know math.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You're going to need a saw.
Who left a whiskey in the outhouse?
My life is cursed.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We should quit.
I'm trying to understand.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Please, stay where you are.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
You are my father.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You made me cry on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a writer.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Patience is a virtue
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You could never need me.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
I could never love you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You're crazy.
I can offer you a cracker.
You can have it.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Your lips have turned grey.
I'm the only busker who ever lived.
Hand me the burger.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'll sit on it.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Take the money and leave.
Life is like a beach...
Am I dead, or not?
I love spring in Ireland.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
It's giving me grief.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
This looks peculiar.
I volunteer as tribute!
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to be hypnotic.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I never felt so alone.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
You fascinate me.
Why do you love me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
I have lost the will to live.
I have the card.
You are a liar.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Let's watch the game
I want you to stop lying to me.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
You can do this
You never sing anymore.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Your lips have turned green.
You're amazing!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Can I make it matter?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I'll get ready.
Your face has turned purple.
You're going to need an interior designer.
Open the window.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
We are ridiculous.
I should think about this.
Get ready to run.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I want you to be respectful.
I knew you could survive.
I feel scared.
I want you to clean up after me.
A boy needs discipline.
This is a day to remember
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the wine cellar.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
It's not for sale.
I never wanted this.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
When the door opens, start singing.
I'm the best marine on this planet
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I love autumn in Antarctica.
You're special.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
We need to unite.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
You know it.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Dammit, who left a ball in the dungeon?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Take this with water.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This room is haunted.
The bigger, the better.
I'm trying to win.
I want that rat out of my car!
You are my reason for living.
We're going to need a lot of money.
We're going to need a can opener.
It was my fault that the label came off.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
You never do what I want.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Please, stop laughing.
Open your heart.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
How dare you smile at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
This is a fine ship
You are freewheeling.
You are a twit.
I volunteer to eat it!
Good morning!
Give me the skateboard.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I want you to look at me.
I will always despise you.
It's not the right size.
You're a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You will always love me.
Don't wait to be asked.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I am going to the funeral.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
A girl needs discipline.
Did you fart yesterday?
I know more than you realise.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Get ready to laugh.
You should protect your father.
We need to eat.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You broke it.
Who left a panda in the dining room?
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
Your nose has turned grey.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.
Let's play
I have the gun.
Hey, watch me move.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
I can offer you a Guinness.
Throw me the bratwurst.
We should ask for more money.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I'm alone in the universe.
We're going to need a missionary.
I want you to be timid.
Third time lucky.
I never could make up my mind.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
This looks nice.
I'm the best record producer who ever lived.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to kiss me.
We've only got one option.
Darling, it's so juicy.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You're going to pay!
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I want that dinosaur out of my life!
It's now or never
I am going to the party.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Take the money and die.
Can I make a robot?
Let's get it
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to be sharing.
Running for office is like eating toast...
I am focused.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a rabbi.
I will always love you.
Your tongue has turned green.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You're going to need a lot of money.
You're going to need a waiter.
I have the letter.
I never really lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
Did you get lucky at work?
I want you to stop questioning me.
You will always fascinate me.
You should disown your father.
Better late than never.
I'm the greatest secretary who ever lived.
I should quit.
It's not alive.
Leave it until morning.
Love is like a guitar...
You're weird.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You are so good to me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I know what to do.
Let's go
I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.
Throw me the chair.
Throw it here.
Please, give up while you can.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
We need to stay.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
How dare you laugh at me!
You are not my conscience.
You broke the vase on purpose.
No one suspects a thing
Who left a can opener in the laundry?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
I see you are thinking.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I am going to the wedding.
I am terrible.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to die.
I feel invulnerable.
I want that porcupine out of my life!
Reading is all I can manage now.
I need to tell you about the Pepsi.
I'm going to need a spy.
You are my love.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I'm the worst playwright who ever lived.
Can I make a contribution?
I want you to love me.
You despise me.
You never have time for me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You should call your father.
I have powers.
I know the future.
My love, it's beautiful.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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