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You should find your father.
She was unconscious when I found her.
The first thing to consider is safety.
A girl needs her mother.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We've only got one chance.
My life is a mystery.
I bet you know why I'm here.
We're ghosts.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I feel wonderful.
We need to open it.
Did you fart today?
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Good grief!
Someone's locked the door.
I just want a smoothie. What's wrong with that?
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Can I make up?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I have needs.
I'm the worst hunter on this planet
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to clean up after me.
Be yourself!
Take this with you.
You are so nice to me.
Take the money and go.
You're coming with me!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We're cursed.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
This is a stick up.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I volunteer as tribute!
This looks bad.
I can offer you a good price.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You could never love me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
All good things must come to an end.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
We're going to need a can opener.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I'm going to need a blacksmith.
I am going to the wedding.
Leave it here.
I should hide.
Hey, watch me leave.
I'm a god.
I never really lived.
I have the time.
We're gods.
My love, it's so expensive.
You can do this
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
When the door opens, hide.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I will always despise you.
Let's watch TV!
I see you know what to do.
Get ready, or get out.
We need to go.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I'm the only chef who ever lived.
You dropped it.
Plug it in here.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Someone's watching us.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'll listen.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I can offer you a lemonade.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Today is the day
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want that horse out of my car!
You should listen to your father.
Take the piano and leave.
Who left a whiskey in the guest room?
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm trying to understand.
We're going to need an editor.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
This room is shrinking.
I am going to Easter.
Please, don't touch that.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
You're a ghost.
Buying a house is like writing a job application...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You are so good to me.
Your face has turned blue.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I volunteer to go!
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
We need to make better decisions.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love fall in Germany.
I never killed anyone.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
We're no good.
I'm the only teacher on this planet
I want you to hold me.
It's giving me an error message.
My life means nothing.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're going to need a fork.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to be trusting.
Good night!
I have the poem.
I'll be here, if you need me.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to stop following me.
This looks familiar.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Give it here.
You are not my father.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I have lost the will to live.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I knew you could fix it.
Hey, watch me move.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I feel glamorous.
Just breathe
I see you every day.
You're really something!
I know math.
It's not working.
We're the same person.
I can offer you a milkshake.
I'm a ghost.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Delivery!
Who left a puppy in the cell?
I've reported it to the police.
This is a day to remember
You should call your father.
Be safe!
We should hide.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
Take the piano and go.
I volunteer to eat it!
We need to order pizza.
I am cold.
I want that owl out of my car!
My life is cursed.
My love, it's alive.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
We're lucky.
Can I make changes?
Get ready to run.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you.
You are an idiot.
You monster!
I'm going to need a knife.
You are not my daughter.
I want you to be self-reliant.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Open the door.
This looks nice.
Fear is like a camera...
You found it.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I see you for who you are.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Sound the alarm!
Please, give me that.
I want you to inspire me.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Throw me the doll.
We've only got one of these.
Am I under arrest, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
A boy needs a job.
You should find your mother.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
You never call me.
Drop it here.
This room is bugged.
You're crazy!
Did you fart just now?
Don't just stand there.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
This is a fine mess
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You angel!
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I could never love you.
I'm crazy.
I'm trying to win.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I have 20-20 vision.
I've reported it to the press.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm the greatest beautician who ever lived.
He was unconscious when I found him.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want to tell you about the the liferaft.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
This looks edible.
I feel sentimental.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
We need to make out.
It's not in.
Let's watch the game
Can I make babies?
I have the card.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Your nose has turned black.
I see you are thinking.
Good morning!
Who left an ale in the dungeon?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Please, tell me.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I love spring in Ireland.
This room is haunted.
We're going to need a beekeeper.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to be captivating.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a shovel.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm trying to open it.
I'll wait here.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
No one can ever know that I survived.
A girl needs money.
I want you to marry me.
I am going to the funeral.
Leave it to the professionals.
We've only got one bullet.
You should call your mother.
I want that cat out of my room!
You need it.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Take this with water.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I'm special.
You never sing anymore.
I've reported it to the President.
Why do you love me, so much?
Dreams are like spaghetti...
It's time to go to bed.
You could never despise me.
Whoop-whoop.
I could never despise you.
I'm the greatest singer on this planet
We need to make a plan.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Open the bottle.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Get ready for this.
I want to tell you about the laundry.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Please, come closer.
It has to work
I never wanted this.
You are not my mother.
Did you fart last night?
Can I make noises?
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Give me the screwdriver.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Let's go
You won't find it.
A boy needs his grandfather.
We are rowdy.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
Your ears have turned pink.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Take this for luck.
You're a god.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
I'm insignificant.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Be careful!
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Who left a spatula in the lobby?
You will always want me.
How much money do you have?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
We've only got one option.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are my reason for living.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You never smile.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I want you to be paralyzed.
You're going down!
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I want to tell you about Easter.
Can I make love?
I feel generous.
I want you to kill me.
I see you came prepared.
We're going to need a chief of police.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Get ready to dance.
You are so mean to me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Am I dead, or not?
I will always need you.
We're magnificent.
A girl needs her friends.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is a fine ship
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I need to tell you about the classroom.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Your nose has turned purple.
We are short.
When the party starts, hide.
I know the future.
I'll get ready.
Take the drink and go.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's not heavy.
I want you to be conformist.
I feel frisky.
The wages of sin is death.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Get ready to die.
You're going to need a boatbuilder.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Let's get it
Your ears have turned stripey.
I see you have done this before.
Your opinion is like a canvas...
You fascinate me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You are so kind to me.
Hey, watch me dance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I will always love you.
I have to tell you about the Hell.
I can't find my lion anywhere.
You are a hero.
This looks suspicious.
Please, don't eat that.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Throw it here.
We've only got one life.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Be better!
It's your fault that the crops died.
You never do what I want.
Can I make out?
I'm the best brewer on this planet
I have faith.
Give me the guitar.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm going to need a fork.
I want you to love me.
You should protect your father.
Who left a duck in the bathroom?
No one can ever know that I like you
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
We need to close it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
We are gleeful.
I knew you could survive.
No one can ever know the truth.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to stop loving me.
I want you to be abrasive.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Hopes are like chocolate...
My life is over.
I feel helpless.
Don't get too close.
Please, wait here.
A boy needs his mother.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I'm no good.
Open the curtains.
My love, it's delicious.
Leave it outside.
I want that fly out of my room!
Your lips have turned black.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I love spring in Canada.
Put it here.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
Someone's in here.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Can I make an igloo?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It's not the right size.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Let's dance
Did you fart while I was away?
I'm the only police officer on this planet
Don't fool around.
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I never hurt anybody.
Take the drink and leave.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I'm going to need an archer.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You are a twit.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.
You can't have it.
Throw me the knife.
I know what to do.
Open the window.
I feel terrible.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
I want you to be independent.
Your face has turned stripey.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Alright, who left a Guinness in the attic?
Find some proof that he lied to you.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I am prudent.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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