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I have to tell you about Tuesday.
Give it here.
Sound the alarm!
When the party starts, make a run for it.
You will always fascinate me.
We're the same person.
I volunteer myself!
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.
You're going to need a spoon.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I know the future.
I see you came prepared.
I'm cursed.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I am going to the wedding.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You never have time for me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I survived.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Patience is a virtue
If you're done, we'll get started.
You made me cry on purpose.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Leave it alone.
I want you to stop me.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
It was my fault that the train was late.
Hey, watch me leave.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm going to need a private detective.
You monster!
Someone's watching us.
It takes one to know one.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Open the bottle.
I want that penguin out of my car!
Get ready to laugh.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Take this with water.
It's not going to fit.
You are vindictive.
You are an artist.
You should pay the bill.
You're really something!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make an igloo?
It's time to go to bed.
Throw me the ukulele.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I'm the greatest senator on this planet
You're a ghost.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
My life is a mystery.
This looks bad.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
We need to eat.
I've reported it to the press.
Good morning!
We're gods.
Whoop-whoop.
I never could make up my mind.
I see you let yourself in.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Who left a beer in the cell?
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I bet you know why I'm here.
This room is shrinking.
Let's get it
I'm going to need a saw.
You can have it.
I have money.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Your lips have turned pink.
You never do what I want.
It's giving me hope.
I am going to Easter.
I know more than you realise.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
Please, stop shouting.
I want you to kill me.
Be yourself!
I can offer you an apple.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Freedom is like a forest...
You could never hate me.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
You're special.
Stop, in the name of love.
I feel adventurous.
Hope springs eternal.
I want you to be rowdy.
When the party starts, start singing.
I'm a god.
Can I make out?
You are a liar.
You are my everything.
I'll listen.
Delivery!
Someone's locked the door.
You're amazing!
It's your fault that the cat died.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm the only janitor on this planet
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
This looks nice.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I volunteer as tribute!
How dare you smile at me!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
It's time to pack your bags.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You should ask your mother.
I knew you could fix it.
I see you know what to do.
You are not my favourite.
Take this and pray.
I want that monkey out of my car!
Let's watch TV!
Take the drink and leave.
This is the right time to be alone.
My life means nothing.
Show no mercy
We should quit.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I've reported it to the President.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
A girl needs her grandfather.
I love spring in Switzerland.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You never sing anymore.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Are you crazy? We're not together!
You crashed the car on purpose.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm no good.
I am intent.
I'm going to need a barber.
I want you to betray me.
Please, don't eat that.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Be safe!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I am going to Christmas.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
It's time to make lunch.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Good night!
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a governor.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I'm the worst senator on this planet
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Did you fart today?
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I want you.
I have to tell you about the party.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You could never need me.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Can I make connections?
Someone's in here.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Hand me the guitar.
I'm trying to care.
Who left a tortoise in the laundry?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I feel responsible.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
This room is bugged.
Leave it outside.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are an inspiration.
I want that fish out of my room!
I never felt so alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You devil!
I can't find my plane anywhere.
I love autumn in Germany.
You should disown your mother.
We are stoic.
We need to make better decisions.
You are so kind to me.
When the door opens, hide.
You can't have it.
I'm special.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I have the will.
Take the money and go.
No one can ever know what we did.
My life is over.
You are not my son.
Be better!
I want you to be hostile.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Get ready for this.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Your lips have turned brown.
We're ghosts.
I could never despise you.
I have to tell you about the fishcake.
I'm a ghost.
We should pay the bill.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Take this with you.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I know math.
This looks peculiar.
My love, it's dead.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I knew you could live like this.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Who left a saw in the living room?
I want you to look at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I can offer you a carrot.
You are a thief.
I see you every day.
Dare to dream
You're crazy!
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
A boy needs his space.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
We need to open it.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I want you to stop tickling me.
It's not open.
Open the window.
I have powers.
How dare you look at me!
I'll open it.
Give me the spring-roll.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to be well-read.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Let's play
Leave it here.
Your face has turned purple.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
How much courage do you have?
You're going to need a jeweler.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Hey, watch me dance.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Take the money and leave.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Can I make an effort?
I am going to the grand opening.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Don't just stand there.
Your eyes have turned blue.
This is a fine mess
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Please, remain silent.
I'm the worst chef on this planet
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Am I dead, or not?
I am positive.
You are not my mother.
I could never need you.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Just be yourself
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Put it here.
You're under arrest!
I want you to be reliable.
I want that octopus out of my house!
How dare you laugh at me!
Okay. Just do what I do.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
All good things come to those that wait.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
This looks suspicious.
We need to order pizza.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in America.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
When I was little, I wanted to be a beekeeper.
This room is haunted.
I'm trying to forgive you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
A girl needs confidence.
I have lost the will to live.
I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.
You should ask for more money.
Darling, it's delicious.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
This is the right time to be here.
You burned it on purpose.
I'll watch.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It was my fault that the cat died.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I have the scroll.
Please, give me that.
You should ask your father.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Hey, watch me smile.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Someone's having a bad day.
We're cursed.
I have to tell you about the pickle.
I want you to be dignified.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Open sesame.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I could never want you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pickpocket.
Good grief!
You never stop to think.
You are spontaneous.
Take this for luck.
Let's dance
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
My life matters.
You despise me.
It's giving me grief.
We need to go.
Dammit, who left a doll in the lounge room?
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Can I make it fun?
You are a twit.
We've only got one chance.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to kiss me.
It's almost over
Peace is like a beach...
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Take the piano and go.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
A cat may look at a king.
You're a god.
Open it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I have faith.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You're going to need a shovel.
I want that cat out of my house!
Your tongue has turned red.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Dating is like eating toast...
I'll get ready.
It was your fault that the train was late.
I'm the only court jester on this planet
I see you for who you are.
Cooking is good for the soul.
This is a day to remember
Leave it until morning.
I am distracted.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
You never take me seriously.
Did you fart last night?
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I want you to be attractive.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
We're crazy.
A boy needs his father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Don't upset your father, not now.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want to tell you about the control room.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
You are so good to me.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
You will always despise me.
Just breathe
I could never love you.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
You angel!
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Show me the bread-stick.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I love winter in England.
I never killed anyone.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.
I want to tell you about Monday.
Don't fool around.
You can't always get what you want.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I have the time.
You are a godsend.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
It's not in.
Open the curtains.
You're going to need a knife.
You're going to pay!
You are not my type.
Please, stop crying.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I know who you are.
We should hide.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Be careful!
You know it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I'm the best singer who ever lived.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
Take the piano and die.
I want you to be perplexed.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
A boy needs discipline.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Let's drink
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I feel ravenous.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
You're going to need a translator.
You will always love me.
I have to tell you about the radiologist.
Winners don't quit
Am I coming with you, or not?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.
How much time do you have?
Please, don't drink that.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
I am meddlesome.
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
My love, it's so shiny.
I'm the best editor who ever lived.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Fears are like spaghetti...
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I love fall in Germany.
You're going to need a game show host.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.
You should make peace with your father.
You are an idiot.
I could never hate you.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are so nice to me.
When the door opens, start singing.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
How much influence do you have?
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I never really lived.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I want you to be unhappy.
I'm crazy.
You want it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
I know what to do.
Who left a muffin in the bedroom?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to read to me.
You are my teacher.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Show me the icecream.
Your cheeks have turned black.
I feel lousy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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