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I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

You are the best person I have ever met.

We're the same person.

Can I make it work?

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

Darling, it's delicious.

Your tongue has turned green.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to mother.

Please, wait here.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

I volunteer myself!

Don't ask any questions.

We need to unite.

I will always hate you.

I'm weird.

I see you have done this before.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

This looks interesting.

I never wanted this.

We are repressed.

I want you to hold me.

I love winter in Japan.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Hey, watch me smile.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I want that pig out of my life!

I want you to be insightful.

I feel at ease.

Take this for luck.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You angel!

You are not my father.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Good morning!

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Be yourself!

I'm the only geologist on this planet

You're going to need a can opener.

I can offer you an icecream.

I can offer you a good price.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You made me cry on purpose.

I have the time.

Take the money and die.

I'm trying to care.

You're crazy!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You despise me.

It's time to brush your teeth.

She was unconscious when I found her.

History repeats itself.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You never sing anymore.

It's not mine.

My life matters.

Falling in love is like writing a memo...

I want to tell you about the lounge room.

Give me the umbrella.

Did you eat this morning?

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I see you let yourself in.

You're lucky.

Can I make it worse?

Leave it alone.

This looks wrong.

We're going to need an ornithologist.

I've reported it to the President.

Who left a teddy bear in the attic?

We should quit.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

This is a day to remember

Let's watch the game

Be careful!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Don't fool around.

You are a thief.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You are conscientious.

We need to close it.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Hey, watch me dance.

We've only got one chance.

I know more than you realise.

You monster!

I want you to stop blaming me.

We're ghosts.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

You should ask your father.

I want you to marry me.

Stop, in the name of love.

I am going to Christmas.

I'll open it.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You never call me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You are my everything.

Time to shine

I love spring in India.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

My love, it's dead.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can't find my Heineken anywhere.

I'm a god.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I never listened.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I need you.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You could never hate me.

You're alone in the universe.

Can I make magic?

I have faith.

Who left a chair in the bedroom?

This is a fine ship

I feel cross.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

This is the worst time to be angry.

It's giving me grief.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a spoon.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

Your nose has turned grey.

I want you to stop tickling me.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

You broke the vase on purpose.

A girl needs her space.

Plug it in here.

Your ears have turned black.

I have the card.

You're amazing!

We've only got one option.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want you to listen to me.

I want that fox out of my house!

Don't upset your father, not now.

I am going to the party.

I want you to be enervated.

I'm the best radiologist on this planet

Someone's having a bad day.

This looks suspicious.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

You are a godsend.

I'll get ready.

You are my only hope.

Please, don't take that.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I can offer you a job.

Sound the alarm!

Am I under arrest, or not?

You can't have it.

It's not working.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You're going to need a veterinarian.

You're a ghost.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

No one can ever know that I survived.

I am expedient.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Take the money and go.

I love winter in Switzerland.

I never gave up hope.

Who left a croissant in the guest room?

We need to stop.

I volunteer as tribute!

Open sesame.

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop loving me.

Can I make a plan?

My life means nothing.

I feel excited.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Be safe!

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

Put it here.

I see you know what to do.

Delivery!

Hey, watch me leave.

Good grief!

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

Take this and pray.

Your nose has turned pink.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

You're really something!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Someone's in here.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Let's go

We're going to need a wrench.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

When the party starts, start crying.

A boy needs his friends.

This room is unstable.

My love, it's alive.

I have to tell you about the baker.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Today is the day

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

You should listen to your mother.

Leave it outside.

Your eyes have turned black.

Did you fart while I was away?

Get ready to run.

It's not appropriate.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You are so mean to me.

Time is like an ocean...

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

We're special.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Open the window.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I should start a business.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I'm the greatest surgeon on this planet

How dare you look at me!

I want you to help me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have time.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

I want you to stop following me.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I love winter in Antarctica.

Please, stop shouting.

I feel desperate.

I am conscientious.

When the party starts, remain calm.

You are a twit.

Take the drink and leave.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I never loved you.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Your face has turned stripey.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I volunteer to go!

I want to tell you about the party.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

It's not dead.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Let's drink

I've reported it to Interpol.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

It's giving me a headache.

You will always despise me.

You are not my conscience.

I want that dinosaur out of my room!

Give me the can opener.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I have to tell you about the magistrate.

I'll help.

Someone's listening.

It's time to go.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

Get ready to dance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I have powers.

Just try not to cry

We're cursed.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This room is shrinking.

I love summer in India.

A girl needs confidence.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to look at me.

Who left a moose in the cell?

It's not going to fit.

You should find your mother.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You broke it.

Your lips have turned green.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I volunteer to eat it!

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

I want you to be helpful.

I am going to Easter.

Be better!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Please, tell me.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

Bravery is like a book...

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You're going to need a barber.

I feel resentful.

This is a stick up.

Your tongue has turned grey.

You are not my daughter.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

It's time to go to bed.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

Dating is like writing a shopping list...

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You should disown your mother.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Can I make friends?

I have to tell you about the beer.

It's giving me an error message.

We are destructive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

A boy needs love.

We've only got one life.

This room is haunted.

You're going to pay!

You burned it on purpose.

Take the drink and go.

I know who you are.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I want that monkey out of my life!

Good night!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I could never want you.

You're cursed.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

You should vote.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

No one can ever know that I like you

Gardening is good for the soul.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I see you for who you are.

I love spring in Japan.

I'm going to need an explorer.

I want you to stop me.

I want you to be lying.

Get ready for this.

Your ears have turned brown.

No one can ever know how we did it.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Give me the spoon.

A girl needs a job.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I have to tell you about the spring-roll.

It was your fault that the label came off.

I'm the greatest doctor who ever lived.

I feel surprised.

Take this with you.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Leave it to the professionals.

You are not my favourite.

I have a secret.

Can I make up a story?

You could never want me.

I have the gun.

I am stern.

Who left an icecream in the armory?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Don't just stand there.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

My life is over.

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Please, give me that.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I could never hate you.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You dropped it.

Sleep is like a beautiful song...

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I'm special.

You are so nice to me.

You can do this

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to be purposeful.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You devil!

Did you get lucky today?

I want you to cook for me.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.

I have 20-20 vision.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You're going to need a knife.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Can I make a mess?

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

You are an idiot.

You are my mother.

We're gods.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

I can offer you a whiskey.

I want that bird out of my room!

Open the curtains.

I'm the best record producer who ever lived.

You should make peace with your father.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I know math.

How much influence do you have?

I love fall in Australia.

How dare you laugh at me!

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

You're going down!

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You lost it.

A boy needs confidence.

No one will ever know

I've reported it to the press.

Failure is like a bar of soap...

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I have the will.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

We need to eat.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Can I make a pillow fort?

You could never love me.

I am perverse.

We're going to need a security guard.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I have money.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

Leave it until morning.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

I'm lucky.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Take the money and leave.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ambassador.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Dating is like doing the shopping...

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I'm the only court jester on this planet

Get ready to die.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want you to be snoopy.

I love you.

I am going to the funeral.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You are not my son.

I have to tell you about the soldier.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I know what happened.

You are a liar.

We need to open it.

A girl needs her mother.

You are my inspiration.

You found it.

My life is cursed.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Show me the bratwurst.

This looks odd.

I love fall in Canada.

How dare you smile at me!

When the lights go out, start singing.

Don't get too close.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I feel wonderful.

You should listen to your father.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

How much money do you have?

You are discreet.

You're special.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

It's giving me hope.

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