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It's your fault that the dog died.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You burned it on purpose.

It's not ready.

I'm trying to open it.

I feel weird.

You could never need me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I want that hippopotamus out of my life!

Who left a kite in the kitchen?

You are so mean to me.

This is a fine mess

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have powers.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

You're no good.

Get ready to dance.

I'm a god.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Never speak ill of the dead.

I heard a voice coming from the pantry.

Take this for luck.

Whoop-whoop.

We are tidy.

You should make peace with your father.

I want you to stop loving me.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Open it here.

My life is a mystery.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I volunteer myself!

It's time to go to bed.

This is the right time to be amused.

I have the time.

Be yourself!

I'll get it.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't just stand there.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Leave it alone.

We're going to need a lot of water.

You deserve this

If you're done, we'll get started.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's in here.

You are not my daughter.

I know where you were.

I never hurt anybody.

We're going to need a wizard.

We need to fight.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

You lost it.

Good luck!

Take the drink and go.

You never sing anymore.

I see you every day.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You're crazy.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I can offer you a good price.

Can I make a deal?

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I want you to marry me.

My love, it's so shiny.

I feel doubtful.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

This looks interesting.

Get ready, or get out.

We've only got one life.

You're a god.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Reading is good for the soul.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

A boy needs his mother.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I am stupid.

I could never love you.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I have to tell you about Easter.

I'm the best sheepshearer who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

It's not dead.

You could never love me.

You are so kind to me.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Your ego is like a good book...

Hey, watch me smile.

I want that horse out of my house!

When I was little, I wanted to be a plumber.

Drop it here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

It's time to brush your teeth.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.

Be safe!

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Hand me the saw.

You monster!

I want you to stop blaming me.

I'm going to need a knife.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Please, stop shouting.

You should go to the police.

I want you to be one-dimensional.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You should listen to your mother.

Open the curtains.

You never have time for me.

Leave it to the professionals.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It's giving me hope.

You are a liar.

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

You can do this

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Who left a bunny in the wardrobe?

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.

I have faith.

I see you came prepared.

This is a fine ship

Can I make friends?

I am hefty.

This room is haunted.

I want you to listen to me.

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're really something!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We're the same person.

You're a ghost.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You need me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

How dare you look at me!

You crashed the car on purpose.

I can offer you a chardonnay.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I need to tell you about Easter.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Let's get it

You want it.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I love summer in England.

I want you to be romantic.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

We need to open it.

I know who you are.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I feel foolish.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Throw me the kite.

I'm the best shoemaker on this planet

I'll be here, if you need me.

It's not yours.

I have needs.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

My love, it's alive.

A girl needs money.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Sound the alarm!

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You're cursed.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Don't get too close.

Get ready to die.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Someone's locked the door.

You should protect your mother.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Delivery!

You are not my type.

You're never going to get away with this!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the pantry.

You devil!

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

This room is bugged.

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of beer...

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

You broke it.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

My life matters.

Man does not live by bread alone.

No one can ever know what we did.

I've reported it to the police.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You broke the vase on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the right time to be happy.

I'll open it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Leave it until morning.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I never really lived.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Let's dance

It's giving me a headache.

Good night!

We're ghosts.

I feel assertive.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my house anywhere.

You are a handsome devil.

Take the drink and leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

You should start a business.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You're going to pay!

Can I make medicine?

This looks nice.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Hey, watch me move.

I see you for who you are.

Please, come in.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Am I dead, or not?

It's time to go.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Someone's having a bad day.

I need to tell you about the ghost.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to look at me.

You're special.

I am faithless.

We've only got one of these.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Open the door.

I love spring in Switzerland.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm the best factory worker who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I need you.

I want to tell you about Friday.

I'm trying to care.

No one can ever know that I like you

Let's watch the game

I want you to document my trip to America.

You're going to need a park ranger.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I know what to do.

I have the gun.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I feel outrageous.

It's not alive.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

Take the piano and leave.

Hand me the ukulele.

I can't find my bird anywhere.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Can I make kimchi?

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

We need to stay.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I should vote.

You are not my father.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I want you to inspire me.

You never say what you're thinking.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Please, don't take that.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Your fears are like chocolate...

How much money do you have?

Get ready to run.

It's giving me an error message.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Dare to dream

Let's go

You angel!

I'm the best printer who ever lived.

I love winter in England.

We're alone in the universe.

I'm going to need a fork.

Someone's coming this way.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I want you to be egocentric.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

I have the card.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I volunteer to go!

I feel serene.

Don't fool around.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

Be careful!

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I want you to stop questioning me.

A girl needs her father.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

I have time.

Handsome is as handsome does.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'll watch.

You are so nice to me.

I have to tell you about Monday.

Stop, in the name of love.

We need to play.

I want that sheep out of my house!

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Your face has turned red.

I can offer you a job.

We should think about this.

Take the money and die.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Good grief!

I could never despise you.

I am going to the grand opening.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I can't find my wine anywhere.

You made me cry on purpose.

I see you are thinking.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're weird.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You're going to need a hunter.

Today is the day

You are not my son.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You're under arrest!

It's not open.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I want you to be neglectful.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

You never do what I want.

This room is shrinking.

Show me the kebab.

You hate me.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

You won't find it.

I knew you could fix it.

I want that dog out of my house!

Give it here.

A girl needs her own room.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take this with you.

Please, be careful.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

Why do you love me, so much?

I love winter in Japan.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This looks peculiar.

I never gave up hope.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Can I make a splash?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I could never need you.

This is a stick up.

Take the money and leave.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Ha-cha-cha.

You are my reason for living.

Get ready for this.

We're gods.

I have lost the will to live.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I feel heartbroken.

I'm going to need a hypnotist.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We need to help each other.

Let's play

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm insignificant.

We've only got one option.

I want you to stop looking at me.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

Hope is like a good book...

I know more than you realise.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the muffin.

You should write to your mother.

Someone's listening.

I'm a ghost.

Maybe no one will notice

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Show me the chair.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I feel romantic.

I never felt so alone.

Alright, who left a ball in the closet?

I want that cheetah out of my life!

Your eyes have turned brown.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's time to make lunch.

How dare you smile at me!

You are a godsend.

I should hide.

A girl needs love.

I'm trying to save you.

I want you to be formal.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Take the money and go.

Leave it here.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're going to need a spoon.

This is the right time to be afraid.

We need to unite.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Physician, heal thyself.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is a day to remember

I'm going to need a linguist.

We are grim.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

Please, listen to me.

I love spring in Canada.

Did you eat this morning?

Leave it outside.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Can I make jewelry?

Darling, it's so expensive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I want you to kiss me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guru.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I'll wait here.

I feel offended.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

A girl needs discipline.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want to tell you about the minotaur.

I am going to Easter.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Throw it here.

Don't wait to be asked.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I see you have done this before.

We're going to need a graphic artist.

This is crazy

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Give me the fishcake.

I'm the greatest stonecutter who ever lived.

It's not easy.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Can I make an impression?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You should ask your father.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

I know math.

The truth is like a guitar...

Please, stop crying.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

My love, it's delicious.

Take this and pray.

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