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You're a ghost.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You're going to need a locksmith.
Be yourself!
Open the door.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You are a hero.
I knew you could turn things around.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I should think about this.
You know it.
This is a day to remember
Give me the fork.
You are not my son.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Good luck!
I've reported it to the President.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm trying to win.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I have the poem.
Take the money and leave.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I love winter in Spain.
I have to tell you about the sauna.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Leave it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I want you to marry me.
Sound the alarm!
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
It's time to go to bed.
This looks odd.
I want you to be perceptive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Someone's locked the door.
We're special.
You monster!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Don't upset your father, not now.
No one can ever know that I was here.
My love, it's so expensive.
You're going to pay!
Hey, watch me smile.
I know what to do.
Can I make music?
You're going to need a lot of money.
Let's watch the game
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You never smile.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'll listen.
You are so nice to me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
We've only got one hope.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Get ready to die.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
I'm the greatest security guard on this planet
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Be careful!
I have powers.
I want that chimpanzee out of my life!
You should call your mother.
Please, don't eat that.
I will always despise you.
You are bland.
This room is unstable.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're ghosts.
I heard a howl coming from the conservatory.
Okay, who left a lemonade in the kitchen?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take this with water.
I feel extravagant.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Give me the wrench.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I have the card.
Your nose has turned orange.
Imagination is like a camera...
I never really lived.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I'm trying to believe you.
You're going to need a hammer.
I can offer you a job.
You will always hate me.
I want you to look at me.
I volunteer to go!
Leave it until morning.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
A boy needs his friends.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Attack is the best form of defence.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
We're going to need a lot of water.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Let's eat
I am going to the grand opening.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm going to need a guitarist.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can offer you a whiskey.
You never stop to think.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
How dare you laugh at me!
Get ready to dance.
You are so kind to me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I knew you could fix it.
I want that duck out of my house!
Take the piano and leave.
This is a fine mess
It's giving me grief.
Can I make it easier?
We've only got one life.
I have the gun.
I love spring in Germany.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I have lost the will to live.
Take this for luck.
This room is shrinking.
I'll help.
Someone's watching us.
Give me the spatula.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You should ask your mother.
You won't find it.
This is the right time to be angry.
You're no good.
Be safe!
Patience is a virtue
Hey, watch me leave.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I want you to stop following me.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs her grandmother.
I want you to help me.
I feel dejected.
I will always want you.
Darling, it's alive.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I am going to Christmas.
I volunteer myself!
I'm a ghost.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
We're gods.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You're really something!
I want that wolf out of my house!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Who left a spoon in the bathroom?
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
This looks great.
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Open it here.
You devil!
Am I coming with you, or not?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
We're going to need a can opener.
Take the money and go.
You are a thief.
I see you know what to do.
Good night!
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Give me the ukulele.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
It's not working.
This room is haunted.
We need to help each other.
We're going to need a private detective.
Small things amuse small minds.
I want you to be angry.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have the time.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Your fears are like spaghetti...
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
How much time do you have?
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
You should protect your father.
I've reported it to the press.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
We're the same person.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I want you to cook for me.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I know the future.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You will always despise me.
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I will always hate you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I can offer you a milkshake.
We are busy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I never gave up hope.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Please, sit down.
You are my mother.
Don't just stand there.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
We've only got one option.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I feel dirty.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I am going to the wedding.
I'm going to need a wrench.
A girl needs love.
You're a god.
We need to unite.
You should make peace with your mother.
It's time to make lunch.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Did you eat this morning?
I want to tell you about the croissant.
Let's watch TV!
Fears are like marshmallows...
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I've reported it to the police.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You're going to need a court jester.
Can I make the world better?
When the lights go out, remain calm.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Time is like a forest...
It was my fault that the show was ruined.
Who left a fox in the barn?
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You are a poet.
Someone's having a bad day.
Running for office is like doing renovations...
It has to work
I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.
Your lips have turned white.
Delivery!
We're magnificent.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
My life is over.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Get ready, or get out.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
How dare you smile at me!
Take the drink and leave.
I want you to clean up after me.
I can offer you a beer.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I never could make up my mind.
I hate you.
We need to stop.
I should vote.
Can I make promises?
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
This looks nice.
I'm the worst captain on this planet
I see you let yourself in.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I can't find my apple anywhere.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
We're going to need a student.
Ha-cha-cha.
Did you fart at work?
You burned it on purpose.
Take this and pray.
I know more than you realise.
My love, it's alive.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You deserve this
I have a secret.
When the lights go out, start singing.
We're insignificant.
I knew you could open it.
You're going to need a spoon.
Who left a whiskey in the garage?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I can offer you a good price.
You need me.
A boy needs discipline.
I love winter in Brazil.
I could never love you.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I'm a god.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.
Show me the kite.
Put it here.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can offer you a banana.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
Good morning!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Let's dance
This looks bad.
Take this with you.
I need to tell you about the demon.
We're going to need a lot of food.
I should start a business.
You never call me.
You are my father.
I want you to be invisible.
My life is cursed.
You're amazing!
You angel!
I feel secretive.
Someone's coming this way.
Can I make a pie?
Your lips have turned black.
Leave it outside.
We need to make a plan.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You should find your father.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Life is like a canvas...
Just try not to cry
I want that squirrel out of my car!
I am prim.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Who left a kebab in the sauna?
You made me cry on purpose.
Please, be careful.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to love me.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I'm going to need a gravedigger.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
When the lights go out, hide.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
We're going to need a shovel.
Take the piano and die.
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm the best cartoonist on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You are a godsend.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I am going to Easter.
A boy needs his own room.
We're crazy.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
This room is bugged.
You're coming with me!
I should quit.
You could never want me.
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
I'm trying to forgive you.
Hand me the ball.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I volunteer to eat it!
This is the right time to be alone.
I know where you were.
You never sing anymore.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You want it.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Open the curtains.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
I'll be here, if you need me.
You should find your mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Don't get too close.
We are cowardly.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
I never killed anyone.
Your face has turned purple.
We need to fight.
I see you for who you are.
They know it was me
Take the money and die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
You are my reason for living.
Love is like a canvas...
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Please, stop doing that.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
When the bell rings, start crying.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
How much courage do you have?
You are an inspiration.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
I want you to listen to me.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
Who left a cheetah in the attic?
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I love spring in France.
You're insignificant.
We should pay the bill.
We're going to need a taxi-driver.
Your cheeks have turned white.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
Get ready to run.
I feel groovy.
Did you eat yesterday?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I see you came prepared.
This looks peculiar.
I'll sit on it.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I want you to stop loving me.
I can offer you a bagel.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm going to need a saw.
Show no mercy
You are my inspiration.
You should call your father.
Please, don't move.
You will always love me.
I want that ant out of my life!
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Can I make a wish?
This is the worst time to be afraid.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
My life means nothing.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
You are an idiot.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I have 20-20 vision.
Don't fool around.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I feel scared.
A girl needs her space.
Dammit, who left an egg nog in the attic?
We're alone in the universe.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You never do what I want.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Hand me the hammer.
You can't have it.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
It's not open.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
No one can ever know that you survived.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
We should hide.
You are sorrowful.
She was unconscious when I found her.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
Life is like a bar of soap...
When the bell rings, start singing.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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