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What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I never could make up my mind.
I want you to stop following me.
You devil!
I love spring in France.
We're the same person.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I volunteer to eat it!
Please, lie down.
I see you have done this before.
A girl needs her friends.
Hey, watch me leave.
It's giving me hope.
I'm a god.
Sound the alarm!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to listen to me.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I have to tell you about the short black.
Open sesame.
It's time to brush your teeth.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wedding planner.
I could never need you.
You're going down!
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You never smile.
You won't find it.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.
You are an inspiration.
You are so good to me.
When the door opens, hide.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Let's get it
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm the best choreographer on this planet
I should vote.
Who left a saké in the bathroom?
Someone's having a bad day.
Good night!
How dare you laugh at me!
Leave it to the professionals.
You will always hate me.
I'll open it.
I know the future.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
You are not my type.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Can I make peace?
Don't wait to be asked.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
This looks familiar.
You should listen to your mother.
We're going to need a mercenary.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Just try not to cry
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want you to marry me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Don't upset your father, not now.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is a day to remember
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm a ghost.
I want that fox out of my car!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You angel!
Be better!
I have time.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
We're cursed.
Please, stop doing that.
We're ghosts.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Put it here.
I feel offended.
It's not in.
Am I coming with you, or not?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
This room is haunted.
I never wanted this.
I am going to the funeral.
I've reported it to the President.
You're going to need a spatula.
Open the window.
I want you to be mannered.
When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.
I can offer you a water.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Whoop-whoop.
I love spring in America.
I have the will.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Take the piano and go.
You're under arrest!
I'm going to need a guru.
Hey, watch me dance.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Can I make up?
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can't find my kite anywhere.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer myself!
This looks edible.
I know what happened.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You should protect your mother.
Show me the bike.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Please, give up while you can.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to look at me.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Be careful!
I want you to stop tricking me.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
This is a stick up.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You burned it on purpose.
You never listen.
I see you every day.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I should go to the police.
You're magnificent.
I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want that porcupine out of my house!
Get ready for this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
Someone's listening.
I am miserly.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Your eyes have turned orange.
Dating is like taking medicine...
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My love, it's so shiny.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
You can do this
Delivery!
Hope is like a mountain...
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
This room is shrinking.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
We need to make a plan.
I love autumn in Ireland.
Leave it alone.
You despise me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
My life is cursed.
Take this for luck.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
It's time to pack your bags.
You are never too old to learn.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.
Please, don't drink that.
I want you to be fortunate.
I'm the greatest ventriloquist on this planet
I feel keen.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
You monster!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I am going to Christmas.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You're going to pay!
When the door opens, remain calm.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
It's not heavy.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're going to need a mason.
Stop, in the name of the law.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
A boy needs a job.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Can I make amends?
Dammit, who left a dolphin in the outhouse?
My love, it's delicious.
I can't find my frog anywhere.
I have 20-20 vision.
I knew you could see it through.
I could never love you.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You are a poet.
I never loved you.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
You are not my daughter.
Good morning!
All's well that ends well.
You're crazy.
Please, stop shouting.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
I want you to read to me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
It's time to go to bed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Show me the croissant.
You need me.
You're coming with me!
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Someone's watching us.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I feel content.
We are steady.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You are my father.
Take this with water.
We're going to need a bank robber.
Leave it here.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I heard weeping coming from the sauna.
I volunteer as tribute!
Your tongue has turned grey.
Let's watch TV!
It's not working.
I want to tell you about the sandwich.
Darling, it's alive.
Did you eat at work?
Hey, watch me smile.
This looks great.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
This room is unstable.
I have the scroll.
Who left a pony in the lobby?
I knew you could open it.
Don't just stand there.
I should ask for more money.
We need to stay.
A girl needs confidence.
I want you to be bold.
You are an idiot.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Good grief!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We're gods.
You want it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
It was your fault that the game sucked.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Take the piano and leave.
You will always want me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I am going to the party.
Get ready to dance.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
You're special.
You're a ghost.
You are self-conscious.
Please, remain silent.
I'm trying to care.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Be yourself!
Let's eat
My life is a mystery.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
No one can ever know how we did it.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's not for sale.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I've reported it to Interpol.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I see you know what to do.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Give me the wrench.
You are not my father.
I'm the only shepherd who ever lived.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Your face has turned pink.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I can offer you a kebab.
You're crazy!
Time to shine
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Can I make informed decisions?
I have the gun.
I love autumn in France.
You are so nice to me.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I despise you.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I'm going to need a make-up artist.
We're insignificant.
You should quit.
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I knew you could live like this.
I want you to be intent.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
No one can ever know that I was here.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Open your heart.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want that pony out of my car!
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Wonders will never cease.
You are my inspiration.
Let's dance
How dare you smile at me!
Show me the cracker.
I'll get it.
I'm the worst undertaker who ever lived.
I know what to do.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Who left a cat in the classroom?
I've reported it to the police.
I can't find my daiquiri anywhere.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
You're really something!
Why do you love me, so much?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You are so mean to me.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I have a secret.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Can I make out?
I never killed anyone.
You're lucky.
When I was little, I wanted to be a director.
It's giving me a headache.
A boy needs his father.
We're going to need a spoon.
This is the perfect time to be here.
The truth is like a picnic at the beach...
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
Did you get lucky last night?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We need to break up.
Reading is good for the soul.
Please, stop smoking.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I can offer you a job.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You are not my favourite.
I've reported it to mother.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Throw me the guitar.
We've only got one bullet.
I'll sit on it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's now or never
I am sarcastic.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I'm the best game show host who ever lived.
You're no good.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It's time to make lunch.
You're going to need an animal trainer.
I feel anxious.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This room is bugged.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
This looks odd.
Your nose has turned spotted.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
You should write to your father.
How dare you look at me!
She was unconscious when I found her.
Am I dead, or not?
I can offer you a bread-stick.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
I'm trying to win.
Darling, it's dead.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
My life matters.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Can I make friends?
I knew you could make up your mind.
I know more than you realise.
This is a fine mess
I want you to help me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hairdresser.
Hey, watch me move.
Bravery is like a camera...
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You are my everything.
You are inspired.
We're crazy.
I need to tell you about the ambassador.
You are a handsome devil.
Take the money and die.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I feel messy.
Let's drink
I'm going to need a barber.
Throw me the wrench.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'll get ready.
Get ready to die.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I want that tiger out of my room!
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Fears are like spaghetti...
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
A girl needs boundaries.
I have lost the will to live.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
We should pay the bill.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
I've reported it to the press.
You found it.
You could never fascinate me.
I need to tell you about the cocktail.
I love autumn in Spain.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I want you to kill me.
Open it here.
Show no mercy
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I never hurt anybody.
You are an artist.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I want you to be mature.
We're lucky.
I could never want you.
Take the drink and leave.
Leave it until morning.
How much money do you have?
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
This looks suspicious.
I am going to the grand opening.
Please, stop crying.
This is the right time to be here.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
I see you let yourself in.
Darling, it's beautiful.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I'm going to need a fork.
I want that crocodile out of my room!
You made me cry on purpose.
You're going to need a pirate.
You are my mother.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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