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Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
A boy needs his mother.
I'll get it.
Let's drink
Stop, in the name of the law.
You should ask for more money.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
Don't just stand there.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Good luck!
Knowledge is power.
We're going to need a can opener.
We're ghosts.
I'm trying to care.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We are happy.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to love me.
You are a hero.
Alright, who left a croissant in the attic?
You never do what I want.
You're special.
Leave it here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I want that spider out of my life!
We're going to need a comedian.
I love summer in Germany.
I want you to be sophisticated.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Take this with you.
Why do you tease me, so much?
My life is over.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Someone's coming this way.
I have the knife.
Delivery!
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Can I make up?
Maybe no one will notice
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Please, stop doing that.
Be yourself!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I am going to the grand opening.
Get ready, or get out.
We need to open it.
You won't find it.
I've reported it to Interpol.
This looks odd.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
I love you.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
Take the money and leave.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I can't find my coffee anywhere.
You are an inspiration.
You are so good to me.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I feel sad.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You should ask your mother.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I see you let yourself in.
You angel!
We've only got one option.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have time.
Drop it here.
It's not open.
Give me the hot dog.
Don't get too close.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You are the best person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want to tell you about the Hell.
You hate me.
Leave it until morning.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
When I was little, I wanted to be a plumber.
A girl needs confidence.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to betray me.
I never wanted to die.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I'm a god.
This is a fine mess
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Open your heart.
I'll open it.
Can I make pizza?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I heard a voice coming from the outhouse.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I'm going to need a painter.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Let's play
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
I want you to stop loving me.
You found it.
I want that shark out of my car!
It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.
We need to order pizza.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one will ever know
I love spring in China.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I will always love you.
Don't ask any questions.
You will always want me.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You're going to pay!
You are an idiot.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I have to tell you about the muffin.
Sound the alarm!
Dammit, who left a skateboard in the bathroom?
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
We're going to need a hammer.
I knew you could open it.
We are egocentric.
I volunteer to eat it!
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Your nose has turned red.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Good morning!
Take this with water.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I can offer you a rum and coke.
Am I under arrest, or not?
This room is bugged.
I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Don't upset your father, not now.
It's giving me an error message.
You never say what you're thinking.
We're gods.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to be funny.
I'll help.
You fascinate me.
I never really lived.
A girl needs a job.
Open sesame.
You should ask your father.
I hate you.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
This looks nice.
I have the will.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the lights go out, start crying.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I love fall in France.
Leave it outside.
We need to break up.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I see you know what to do.
It's time to go.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I want that tortoise out of my house!
Throw it here.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I know what happened.
We are agreeable.
Who left a can opener in the waiting room?
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Your face has turned yellow.
This is a stick up.
This is the worst time to be here.
I can offer you a job.
I'm going to need a coach.
Can I make history?
It's not working.
Let's watch TV!
Take this and pray.
You're insignificant.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Show me the guitar.
Take the piano and die.
You're a ghost.
How dare you smile at me!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I volunteer to go!
I've reported it to mother.
I am going to Christmas.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It was my fault that Mum fell down the well.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I just want a piña colada. What's wrong with that?
Be safe!
I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
No one can ever know the truth.
I feel alone.
Leave it alone.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I have the need, the need for speed.
When I was little, I wanted to be a juggler.
You never smile.
I can offer you a carrot.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I see you smiling.
We're the same person.
Am I coming with you, or not?
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I will always despise you.
Stop, in the name of love.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Dancing is good for the soul.
I have a secret.
Just breathe
I have to tell you about the goddess.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's giving me grief.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I love autumn in China.
Take the drink and go.
I'm magnificent.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to be abrupt.
You should write to your mother.
I've reported it to the press.
I volunteer myself!
Let's watch the game
This room is haunted.
I never wanted this.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You're going to need a pilot.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
My life is cursed.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
You are repentant.
You never sing anymore.
I'm going to need a can opener.
You made me cry on purpose.
Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...
This looks familiar.
Take the money and go.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A girl needs boundaries.
You will always hate me.
You monster!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I feel sweaty.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You should pay the bill.
They know it was me
Get ready to dance.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're coming with me!
I want you to read to me.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
You can have it.
Did you eat just now?
You are so kind to me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Good night!
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
You are a twit.
I'm a ghost.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I never killed anyone.
Can I make a home?
I love winter in Switzerland.
Put it here.
It's not right.
I have to tell you about the monster.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I can offer you a banana milkshake.
I am grim.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I see you came prepared.
Someone's watching us.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Throw me the teddy bear.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Who left a horse in the lobby?
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I know where you were.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I have the card.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're going to need an astronaut.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
Please, remain silent.
Let's get it
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I want that bee out of my life!
You are my son.
I want you to be suspicious.
You will always love me.
You're crazy.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an actor.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I'll sit on it.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
When the lights go out, hide.
Can I make it matter?
We need to play.
You are so nice to me.
Good grief!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to clean up after me.
I'm trying to help.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
Get ready to die.
We're going to need a wrench.
Leave it to the professionals.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Alright, who left a pickle in the bedroom?
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I can offer you a burger.
I see you are thinking.
I want to tell you about the muffin.
A boy needs his father.
I want you.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
Compassion is like a violin...
I knew you could survive.
I have needs.
You are not my son.
Someone's locked the door.
I've reported it to the President.
Whoop-whoop.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
How dare you laugh at me!
I have the letter.
Please, sit down.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Show me the carrot.
You're cursed.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I want that dog out of my house!
Your lips have turned spotted.
I want you to stop questioning me.
It's time to go to bed.
Becoming rich is like opening a door...
I want you to be independent.
We're going to need a hypnotist.
Can I make out?
You will always despise me.
It's not mine.
Let's eat
You devil!
You never stop to think.
Don't fool around.
I never hurt anybody.
How much influence do you have?
You're never going to get away with this!
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I love spring in India.
Open the bottle.
You should listen to your father.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
I can offer you a good price.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Fears are like spaghetti...
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I am going to Easter.
Take the piano and leave.
I heard a sound coming from the studio.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I want you to listen to me.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
You are so mean to me.
My love, it's alive.
We are destructive.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
We're going to need a construction worker.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Someone's in here.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You can't have it.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't wait to be asked.
You should vote.
Just be yourself
When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Why do you love me, so much?
You're no good.
Who left a knife in the dining room?
I volunteer as tribute!
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
This room is unstable.
A girl needs money.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You should find your father.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
I love winter in Japan.
Throw me the ukulele.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I see you for who you are.
Take the drink and leave.
You're amazing!
Please, stand.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I'm going to need an interrogator.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Can I make it count?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
A dog is a man's best friend.
This is a fine ship
I want you to be uncaring.
Take this for luck.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I feel sexy.
I never listened.
You're going to need a spoon.
I have to tell you about the conservatory.
Your face has turned grey.
This is the worst time to be amused.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.
Okay, who left a guitar in the outhouse?
I'm the best diplomat on this planet
You could never hate me.
You never listen.
Hey, watch me move.
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
I know math.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
My love, it's so shiny.
You are not my type.
It's your fault that the crops died.
A girl needs her space.
Be careful!
Cooking is good for the soul.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I am going to the wedding.
You want it.
It's going to be okay
It's not yours.
I can't find my hamster anywhere.
I'm going to need a lifeguard.
I have lost the will to live.
You're a god.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
Falling in love is like fixing a computer...
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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