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When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Okay, who left a Jack Daniels in the bedroom?
You never smile.
Your eyes have turned white.
I am driven.
Take the piano and leave.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
My life means nothing.
Please, stop laughing.
I feel competitive.
I am going to the wedding.
Take this with you.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
It's time to pack your bags.
I want you to kiss me.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Open the window.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It's not right.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I'm a god.
You're magnificent.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Haste makes waste.
Did you fart today?
You are not my favourite.
I have to tell you about the strawberry milkshake.
You are so nice to me.
We're gods.
Good morning!
Sorry, I have to take this.
This room is unstable.
I've reported it to the President.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Delivery!
Let's play
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You devil!
I have money.
I'm the best zookeeper who ever lived.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to be assertive.
Leave it outside.
You're going to need a game show host.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Give me the bratwurst.
You dropped it.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Can I make a mess?
I have the scroll.
We need to go.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Hey, watch me smile.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I knew you could open it.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
It's giving me a headache.
We should hide.
Sound the alarm!
You are my son.
Open the curtains.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Get ready for this.
I want you to listen to me.
This looks odd.
I could never love you.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We're ghosts.
It was your fault that the crops died.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Plug it in here.
You are a genius.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Someone's in here.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Who left a lion in the garage?
I'm magnificent.
Please, stop shouting.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's not dead.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I've reported it to the police.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Take the money and go.
This is a stick up.
How dare you laugh at me!
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
We need to play.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to be decisive.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to stop believing in me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Good grief!
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of money.
Hand me the croissant.
Time to shine
I feel annoyed.
I can offer you a good price.
You are not my mother.
Be careful!
Can I make medicine?
When I was little, I wanted to be a bricklayer.
It's time to make lunch.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Get ready to laugh.
Did you get lucky this morning?
He was unconscious when I found him.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
You could never fascinate me.
You are impressive.
I want you to inspire me.
Leave it alone.
I have needs.
You should ask your father.
I'm the worst librarian on this planet
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're the same person.
You're going to need a wrench.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I know who you are.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
Leave it here.
My love, it's so shiny.
Take this with water.
This room is haunted.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Why do you love me, so much?
A girl needs love.
How dare you look at me!
I see you came prepared.
Take the money and die.
I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.
You can't have it.
I can offer you an apple.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Please, come closer.
This looks interesting.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I have the time.
I never killed anyone.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I'm a ghost.
Good luck!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I love spring in America.
I want you to be steady.
We need to close it.
You are a handsome devil.
Let's watch TV!
I am going to Easter.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Did you fart while I was away?
I know what to do.
I'm the only truck driver who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.
I am old.
I'm going to need an exterminator.
Can I make the world better?
We're going to need a saw.
I want you to stop me.
I can offer you a job.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Be safe!
You are so good to me.
It's now or never
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
You never say what you're thinking.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
We should think about this.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
When the bell rings, start crying.
My life is a mystery.
You monster!
I have time.
You're crazy!
A girl needs boundaries.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Who left an alligator in the living room?
Show me the umbrella.
I volunteer myself!
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
My love, it's so expensive.
Knowledge is like a good book...
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want that chicken out of my room!
I want you to be extraordinary.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'm cursed.
We need to unite.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm trying to open it.
You are my favourite.
Please, stand.
Dare to dream
Can I make sense?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I know the future.
This is a fine ship
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I will always despise you.
I'm the only coach on this planet
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You're a ghost.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
You are so mean to me.
We're going to need a builder.
Take this and pray.
I never wanted this.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
When the lights go out, hide.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
This looks bad.
Take the piano and go.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
You need me.
Who left a dolphin in the wardrobe?
Let's dance
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I knew you could fix it.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Give me the skateboard.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's not appropriate.
This is the right time to be angry.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
My life is cursed.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to be trustworthy.
I love autumn in Australia.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I volunteer to go!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Thoughts are like chocolate...
You deserve this
You never listen.
We should start a business.
You burned it on purpose.
A boy needs boundaries.
You are a thief.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to help me.
I'm the only DJ on this planet
You're a god.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
You should find your father.
You are my sunshine.
We're going to need a pilot.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I am foolish.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
This room is shrinking.
You're weird.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
Your nose has turned orange.
It's not in.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I knew you could turn things around.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I feel confident.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Good night!
I want that donkey out of my car!
This looks wrong.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Darling, it's alive.
Let's get it
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are not my conscience.
We're going to need a can opener.
Your ears have turned purple.
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
You're going down!
I am going to Christmas.
I want you to be aggressive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I see you have done this before.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
A boy needs his grandfather.
My life matters.
You are a liar.
You should pay the bill.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You broke it.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Be yourself!
I can offer you a pickle.
I will always need you.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I want you to cook for me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
We are cultured.
You will always want me.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
It's not ready.
You should make peace with your father.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
This is a fine mess
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Dammit, who left a doll in the cell?
I heard weeping coming from the control room.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Don't just stand there.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I see you for who you are.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I want to tell you about the burger.
Show me the ukulele.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm going to need a fork.
You broke the vase on purpose.
This room is bugged.
I'm the only silversmith who ever lived.
I'm trying to win.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I should ask for more money.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We need to eat.
We've only got one hope.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You are a godsend.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Okay. Just do what I do.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Your nose has turned yellow.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
How dare you smile at me!
Someone's listening.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I volunteer to eat it!
I feel stylish.
I heard a sound coming from the pantry.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I love winter in England.
I have to tell you about the party.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
You are so kind to me.
Who left a bagel in the bedroom?
Please, remain silent.
You angel!
Dying is like opening a door...
It's time to go.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Take the piano and die.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You're going to need a lot of money.
You should write to your father.
I have a secret.
We're going to need a knife.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
Love is like a guitar...
Throw me the spring-roll.
You are not my father.
I know what happened.
It's giving me grief.
I'm the worst deputy who ever lived.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Can I make finger puppets?
We've only got one bullet.
The Devil looks after his own.
I could never want you.
I'll listen.
You are lousy.
I want you to be balanced.
I love fall in Australia.
I feel selfish.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Your cheeks have turned red.
I can offer you a merlot.
You hate me.
My love, it's alive.
I have the card.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You never stop to think.
A boy needs his space.
It's not easy.
Open your heart.
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I never listened.
It's your fault that the label came off.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You can have it.
We've only got one option.
Give me the chair.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Drop it here.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I'll keep guard.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are a poet.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
I feel ravenous.
I'm the only manicurist on this planet
I have lost the will to live.
I am going to the funeral.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You never take me seriously.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I need you.
You're going to need a factory worker.
I see you smiling.
I want that horse out of my life!
I can't find my squirrel anywhere.
Hey, watch me leave.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Leave it until morning.
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Life is like a book...
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
You want me.
I am tortured.
I know where you were.
We should go to the police.
I want you to read to me.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Please, don't move.
You are not my type.
I'll get ready.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You are my love.
I want you to be good-natured.
Get ready to run.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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