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We're gods.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You never sing anymore.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I can offer you a job.
When the bell rings, hide.
I want you to stop smelling me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's not dead.
Be better!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're going to need a pilot.
Give me the screwdriver.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I'll get ready.
Get ready, or get out.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Good grief!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Sound the alarm!
Reading is good for the soul.
I want you to clean up after me.
I hate you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.
Who left a merlot in the laundry?
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a wrench.
You fascinate me.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
This is the worst time to be angry.
Take this and pray.
We need to unite.
You should go to the police.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
We're weird.
My life means nothing.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can offer you a burger.
You're a ghost.
I volunteer myself!
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
He was unconscious when I found him.
You can have it.
I want that porcupine out of my car!
We are intolerant.
I know what happened.
I am going to the grand opening.
This room is unstable.
You burned it on purpose.
You're really something!
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I see you let yourself in.
You angel!
Hey, watch me smile.
I have powers.
No one can ever know what we did.
I feel foolish.
This is a fine mess
I'm trying to open it.
You are a handsome devil.
Stop, in the name of love.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
Be yourself!
It's time to pack your bags.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
How dare you laugh at me!
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I want you to stop following me.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Don't fool around.
Get ready to dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Take the drink and go.
We're going to need a watchmaker.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Leave it until morning.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
We're the same person.
Someone's coming this way.
Throw it here.
Let's play
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
It's not tight enough.
You will always want me.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
We're going to need a knife.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I'm the greatest salesperson on this planet
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Your tongue has turned brown.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Can I make a kite?
I'll help.
You are so kind to me.
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
You're under arrest!
This room is haunted.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Your ears have turned purple.
I never loved you.
When the party starts, hide.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I know more than you realise.
I want you to read to me.
You can do this
I have the time.
This is the worst time to be here.
You are a twit.
I have time.
Did you fart today?
Who left an apple in the laundry?
No one can ever know how we did it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nanny.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I have to tell you about the hot dog.
Take the money and leave.
Get ready to die.
I am going to Easter.
I want that fly out of my life!
I can't find my diet Coke anywhere.
I want you to be sorrowful.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm trying to save you.
My life is a mystery.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You monster!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This is a fine ship
It's giving me an error message.
Good morning!
It's not yours.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Am I under arrest, or not?
My love, it's dead.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
Let's watch TV!
You should listen to your mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're going to need a chef.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I feel old.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
We're crazy.
You want it.
I can offer you a good price.
This looks interesting.
Can I make a show?
We've only got one option.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When the door opens, start crying.
I heard a voice coming from the armory.
Take this with you.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
We're ghosts.
We need to play.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
A boy needs his space.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Please, give up while you can.
I volunteer to eat it!
I never hurt anybody.
Luck is like a winter's day...
I can't find my diet Mountain Dew anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You are an idiot.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Throw me the wrench.
Open your heart.
No one suspects a thing
You're a god.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.
I could never need you.
I love fall in Germany.
Your nose has turned blue.
I want that octopus out of my room!
I want to tell you about the basement.
You are my favourite.
You never do what I want.
Take the piano and die.
I want you to look at me.
I'll open it.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You lost it.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
You are not my conscience.
You want me.
I should start a business.
Leave it alone.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You should protect your father.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Your lips have turned green.
I can offer you a bagel.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I'm the only nanny on this planet
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make lunch?
You're amazing!
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I volunteer as tribute!
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Someone's having a bad day.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to be bewildered.
I have the scroll.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We are gallant.
I have 20-20 vision.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.
I never listened.
I want that cow out of my room!
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Show me the bratwurst.
Who left a candy-bar in the dungeon?
I want you to help me.
This room is bugged.
We've only got one hope.
This is the right time to be alone.
I want you to stop loving me.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I will always need you.
He who hesitates is lost.
Get ready to laugh.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Take the drink and die.
You devil!
It's time to make lunch.
I should go to the police.
I can offer you a Coke.
You know it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You hate me.
You are a thief.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Can I make a sound?
We need to stop.
How dare you look at me!
I love winter in China.
Please, don't take that.
I know math.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Delivery!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I'm trying to understand.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You never call me.
You are thankful.
I see you smiling.
I have the gun.
I have lost the will to live.
How much time do you have?
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I want you to be trendy.
You're never going to get away with this!
I volunteer to go!
I bet you know why I'm going.
I feel stupid.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Hand me the ukulele.
I've reported it to the President.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
I'm going to need a shop assistant.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
Who left a goat in the guest room?
Your face has turned green.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I never wanted to die.
Just be yourself
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I despise you.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I'm a ghost.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Let's drink
You are an inspiration.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Hey, watch me move.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You will always despise me.
My love, it's delicious.
We need to make out.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.
Someone's watching us.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
We are discourteous.
I'll listen.
My life is over.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want to tell you about the dungeon.
You are not my daughter.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Running for office is like lighting a candle...
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I'm the best beekeeper on this planet
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You're going to need a knife.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
This looks nice.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I have money.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Don't wait to be asked.
Good night!
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
You should write to your father.
You're crazy!
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I love summer in Spain.
I want you to be escapist.
I see you are thinking.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
This is crazy
I feel clear-headed.
You are a liar.
Show me the bike.
Take this with water.
We're alone in the universe.
You're going to need a printer.
I'm the only salesperson who ever lived.
Please, stop crying.
Let's dance
This looks suspicious.
I'm going to need a fork.
I am going to the party.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Despair is like a river...
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Open the door.
It's the singer not the song.
I have the letter.
Get ready to run.
Don't ask any questions.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I've reported it to the press.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I know who you are.
We need to open it.
Alright, who left a chair in the kitchen?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to stop me.
I could never want you.
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
You should start a business.
Can I make art?
Give it here.
I'm the best spy on this planet
You are my inspiration.
You are a godsend.
No one can ever know that I like you
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
Take the piano and leave.
You're coming with me!
This is the worst time to be afraid.
When the lights go out, hide.
You never smile.
You are so good to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Wonders will never cease.
Leave it here.
You should call your father.
Let's go
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a whiskey.
Don't just stand there.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
No one can ever know that you can fly.
This room is shrinking.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
Throw me the shovel.
I need to tell you about the salesperson.
Open sesame.
I've reported it to the police.
Be careful!
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
You are procrastinating.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I feel worried.
I'm a god.
We've only got one life.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
It's not right.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
A girl needs boundaries.
You will always love me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
Please, don't drink that.
I have the knife.
We need to break up.
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
Don't get too close.
We should quit.
I can offer you a croissant.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're cursed.
You're going to need a detective.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
It's time to brush your teeth.
This looks peculiar.
You never listen.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I see you for who you are.
I want you to be short.
I want that rat out of my life!
You are hostile.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You are not my favourite.
Open the bottle.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Someone's in here.
No one will ever know
I never felt so alone.
I'll wait here.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Take the money and go.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Please, sit down.
Good luck!
I heard weeping coming from the lobby.
My life is cursed.
Who left a saw in the lounge room?
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
We need to fight.
Can I make it up?
It's your fault that the crops died.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I'm the only executioner who ever lived.
I'm lucky.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are my everything.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
Throw me the kite.
I feel sexy.
No one can ever know the truth.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I'm going to need a spatula.
Drop it here.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
You will always fascinate me.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
A girl needs discipline.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Let's watch the game
I want that crow out of my room!
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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