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I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
I'm the only missionary on this planet
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are not my conscience.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We need to make out.
You are my reason for living.
Take the piano and die.
I know the future.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I love fall in Spain.
A boy needs discipline.
Leave it until morning.
You lost it.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you.
You should write to your father.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
My life matters.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I am going to the wedding.
Dating is like taking a bath...
Someone's having a bad day.
I volunteer to eat it!
You will always need me.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
You're a god.
Open sesame.
We're the same person.
No one can ever know what we did.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm crazy.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I want that porcupine out of my life!
You are so good to me.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I see you every day.
Am I dead, or not?
You never sing anymore.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I can offer you an icecream.
How dare you look at me!
Success is like a lake...
I'm trying to believe you.
We're going to need a gravedigger.
This looks bad.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm going to need a wrench.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Take this with you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I feel cheerful.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Your face has turned stripey.
I've reported it to the President.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Who left a spoon in the office?
You are a thief.
You devil!
Get ready to dance.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I'll watch.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I knew you could turn things around.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Be yourself!
My life is over.
I want you to stop tickling me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
This is a fine ship
You are not my favourite.
You are my inspiration.
A boy needs his mother.
You should listen to your father.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
It's time to make lunch.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are so kind to me.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
We should vote.
I want you to listen to me.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Good night!
I'm a ghost.
Put it here.
I want you to be helpful.
We're ghosts.
You never smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Okay, who left a kebab in the waiting room?
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Hand me the spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
We're crazy.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Someone's coming this way.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You made me cry on purpose.
You will always fascinate me.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
This looks suspicious.
Hey, watch me smile.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to leave.
We're going to need a hammer.
Did you eat at work?
I am going to Easter.
I never really lived.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
My life is a mystery.
Can I make kimchi?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You monster!
Business before pleasure.
I'll keep guard.
It's not dead.
He was unconscious when I found him.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
We've only got one option.
I can't find my macchiato anywhere.
Be safe!
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Who left a teddy bear in the pantry?
Okay. Just do what I do.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
I have the gun.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I see you came prepared.
Sound the alarm!
I'm the only fashion designer who ever lived.
You're amazing!
I want that monkey out of my room!
Death is like a mountain...
A girl needs her grandmother.
Winners don't quit
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We're gods.
I knew you could survive.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Please, come in.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Show me the fork.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
You're a ghost.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
My love, it's dead.
Let's watch the game
You could never love me.
I feel extravagant.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you to stop loving me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I've reported it to Interpol.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you to be humble.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want to tell you about the Coke.
We're going to need a nanny.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
You are an inspiration.
I will always need you.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
We need to help each other.
Someone's locked the door.
Take the drink and go.
You are not my mother.
Give it here.
I see you for who you are.
It's not working.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I should start a business.
Your face has turned yellow.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
I know what happened.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You never have time for me.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are my favourite.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'll wait here.
I can offer you a cocktail.
A girl needs her space.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want that whale out of my room!
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Delivery!
Just try not to cry
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Take this and pray.
I want you to document my trip to France.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
I have 20-20 vision.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I want you to hold me.
I've reported it to the police.
Stop, in the name of love.
You are a hero.
I'm trying to win.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Open the curtains.
I feel adventurous.
Get ready for this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.
This room is haunted.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm going to need a spatula.
You're crazy.
You want me.
This is a stick up.
Did you get lucky this morning?
My love, it's delicious.
I want you to be irritated.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are predatory.
This is the right time to be amused.
I can offer you a croissant.
Someone's in here.
I know where you were.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I love winter in Japan.
You're coming with me!
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Find some proof that I tricked you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Don't ask any questions.
I could never love you.
We need to unite.
It's not easy.
I am going to the funeral.
We should ask for more money.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
You should find your mother.
Who left a spoon in the laundry?
I just want a 7-up. What's wrong with that?
Let's watch TV!
You dropped it.
Hey, watch me leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I want you to stop lying to me.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
It's giving me grief.
Your tongue has turned red.
I want you to love me.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
I'm the greatest screenwriter on this planet
I'm weird.
I can offer you a cracker.
You never take me seriously.
Show no mercy
Leave it alone.
This is the right time to be alone.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's time to pack your bags.
Your eyes have turned blue.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Give me the sandwich.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
I heard weeping coming from the library.
Ha-cha-cha.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We need to make a plan.
I never wanted this.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You're going to need a mechanic.
I have the scroll.
Don't wait to be asked.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
It's giving me a headache.
Hey, watch me move.
I love summer in Australia.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to read to me.
Take the money and leave.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the well.
My life is cursed.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You are so nice to me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
I see you know what to do.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
You never call me.
No pain, no gain.
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want that alligator out of my car!
I feel amused.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Take this with water.
I have to tell you about Monday.
This looks wrong.
Love is like a good book...
Throw it here.
You're really something!
You are a liar.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
We're cursed.
I have faith.
Please, stop crying.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
We've only got one hope.
It's time to go.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You could never despise me.
Throw me the teddy bear.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
A girl needs confidence.
I never felt so alone.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I want you to help me.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I'm the only scientist on this planet
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Maybe no one will notice
Who left a goat in the attic?
This is the right time to be here.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Good morning!
We need to eat.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm going to need an archaeologist.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
There is honour among thieves.
You're going to need a knife.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Don't just stand there.
I feel clumsy.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want that beaver out of my life!
It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.
You're crazy!
Show me the screwdriver.
Take this for luck.
We are cynical.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Dating is like writing a job application...
I want you to be paranoid.
My love, it's alive.
I can offer you a piña colada.
You should disown your mother.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You're no good.
We're going to need a lot of water.
This looks great.
How dare you smile at me!
Can I make a mess?
It's your fault that the wig came off.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You never stop to think.
I am going to the grand opening.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I never hurt anybody.
Let's get it
Please, look at me.
I will always despise you.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
You will always hate me.
Leave it here.
Patience is a virtue
I have a secret.
When I was little, I wanted to be a photographer.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I see you have done this before.
You can't have it.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Your tongue has turned black.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I'm a god.
I'm alone in the universe.
This room is shrinking.
Show me the candy-bar.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I can offer you a hot dog.
I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.
Who left a hammer in the dungeon?
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Your eyes have turned spotted.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You should pay the bill.
I could never want you.
I feel surprised.
I want you to cook for me.
You're going to need a messenger.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I am going to Christmas.
We need to stay.
You are not my son.
Can I make peace?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Let's dance
This is a day to remember
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I have the knife.
Please, stand.
I know more than you realise.
It's time to go to bed.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Get ready to run.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You broke the vase on purpose.
No one suspects a thing
It's not ready.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Reading is good for the soul.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm the only bandit on this planet
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
It's giving me an error message.
I can offer you a burger.
My love, it's so expensive.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I love spring in Australia.
I want to tell you about the the pyramids.
A girl needs her mother.
You are my love.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
You're insignificant.
Did you eat last night?
Leave it outside.
The best defence is a good offence.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I want you to kill me.
I'm going to need a politician.
I volunteer to go!
I want that bird out of my house!
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'm trying to open it.
Can I make joy?
I want you to be astigmatic.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
It's not alive.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Running for office is like opening a bottle of wine...
I have time.
They know it was me
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Please, give up while you can.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Let's play
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Hand me the skateboard.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I never listened.
Drop it here.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.

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