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You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
You're a ghost.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Get ready, or get out.
Throw me the umbrella.
Why do you hate me, so much?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Someone's coming this way.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I'll get it.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Can I make money?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I will always despise you.
This is crazy
I'm crazy.
I feel sweaty.
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
I want that dolphin out of my room!
We're gods.
This is a stick up.
You're going to need a thief.
You are not my daughter.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You are unimaginative.
I want you to be emotional.
I want you to marry me.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of the law.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
This room is bugged.
You are so kind to me.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's giving me a headache.
I heard laughter coming from the garage.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I love spring in China.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
We need to make out.
You should go to the police.
You should call your father.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I never felt so alone.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I want to tell you about the pegasus.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You are my favourite.
You monster!
You love me.
I want you to stop following me.
Please, don't drink that.
I can't find my snake anywhere.
It's time to go to bed.
My life is cursed.
You are a twit.
I feel groovy.
I'm trying to care.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Get ready for this.
Take the money and go.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
When the door opens, hide.
Someone's locked the door.
Maybe no one will notice
Be yourself!
I'm a ghost.
A girl needs discipline.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I'm lucky.
Can I make it fun?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take this and pray.
I'm the worst inventor on this planet
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I know math.
I have time.
Open the curtains.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Your nose has turned blue.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I want you to be decadent.
I see you came prepared.
You're under arrest!
You lost it.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'll listen.
It's not in.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
Leave it here.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
I knew you could turn things around.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I'm trying to believe you.
I never wanted this.
Don't fool around.
This is the right time to be angry.
You are not my father.
I volunteer myself!
I am aimless.
I should start a business.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
It was your fault that the cat died.
I want you to cook for me.
I have the card.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Reading is good for the soul.
This looks odd.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
Who left a banana in the closet?
You should disown your father.
You are my everything.
You never do what I want.
Let's go
Sound the alarm!
We're ghosts.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are a poet.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I want you to be comfortable.
It's not right.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm the greatest chemist on this planet
We're insignificant.
I'm going to need a nanny.
I have faith.
Whoop-whoop.
I see you are thinking.
I'll help.
You're coming with me!
Please, come closer.
You devil!
Dare to dream
Your nose has turned spotted.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Be better!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to listen to me.
We need to make a plan.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be here.
I'm trying to win.
Can I make babies?
I am going to Christmas.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take this for luck.
Why do you love me, so much?
I will always love you.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I know more than you realise.
Let's play
You are so mean to me.
You are a genius.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Good morning!
I have to tell you about the the fort.
This is a fine mess
Dreams are like spaghetti...
We should start a business.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I feel confident.
Hey, watch me move.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
I want that seagull out of my car!
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you an apple.
I can offer you a job.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
Don't just stand there.
Hand me the bagel.
I'll sit on it.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Who left a kebab in the bathroom?
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Failure is like a bar of soap...
My love, it's beautiful.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Dating is like eating toast...
I've reported it to Interpol.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
A boy needs discipline.
We're going to need a gardener.
You are not my son.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
I want you to be disorderly.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Take the drink and die.
I bet you know why I'm going.
This looks great.
I volunteer as tribute!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Your eyes have turned white.
You could never despise me.
I want you to read to me.
Can I make amends?
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
You are so nice to me.
I feel determined.
You are my daughter.
Please, don't touch that.
This is a day to remember
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Leave it alone.
Put it here.
I love spring in England.
I want that giraffe out of my life!
Am I dead, or not?
You are physical.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
We've only got one option.
All's well that ends well
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I'm cursed.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Stop, in the name of love.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
We need to play.
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I'm trying to save you.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm going to need a saw.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Get ready to laugh.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
My life is a mystery.
Can I make music?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to be enigmatic.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Someone's listening.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
A boy needs his grandfather.
Who left a Guinness in the dungeon?
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I'm the best spy on this planet
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I just want a macchiato. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You could never fascinate me.
Let's get it
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Your tongue has turned white.
You want it.
It's not the right size.
I feel generous.
I volunteer to go!
Did you eat last night?
When the party starts, remain calm.
Drop it here.
I can offer you a wine.
This looks bad.
Take the piano and go.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'll watch.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You're going to pay!
I want to tell you about the hobgoblin.
My life matters.
You're insignificant.
I am procrastinating.
Please, don't eat that.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I am going to the grand opening.
It's giving me an error message.
Get ready to run.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I have the letter.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
How dare you laugh at me!
Who left a spatula in the cell?
Let's watch the game
I never could make up my mind.
You should make peace with your father.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a game show host.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Learning is like changing your underwear...
We've only got one chance.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I'm the worst deputy on this planet
I want you to help me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
This is a fine ship
You angel!
I'm a god.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'll be here, if you need me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Delivery!
I love spring in Japan.
Can I make laughter?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
You never listen.
Be careful!
We should vote.
My love, it's alive.
It's time to pack your bags.
You're special.
I feel elated.
I want you to be repugnant.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
We need to stay.
Hey, watch me smile.
I see you smiling.
I know who you are.
Life is like an ocean...
Leave it outside.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Hand me the ukulele.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Your nose has turned purple.
I have powers.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You're going to need a can opener.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I will always want you.
This is the worst time to be here.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You're a god.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Let's watch TV!
You are my mother.
How much time do you have?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Time to shine
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
How dare you look at me!
It's not going to fit.
I'm insignificant.
When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.
I want that octopus out of my house!
Okay, who left a hammer in the waiting room?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I feel envious.
I volunteer to eat it!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Take this with you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make up?
We should hide.
A girl needs a job.
I have lost the will to live.
We've only got one life.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Your pleasure is like a camera...
Good night!
You never smile.
You are not my type.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
You hate me.
This room is haunted.
You should write to your mother.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
We are pained.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
I love spring in India.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Darling, it's alive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Please, stop crying.
We're going to need a spin doctor.
I want you to stop me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Let's dance
Take the piano and die.
It's not mine.
My life means nothing.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
How dare you smile at me!
Throw me the saw.
You're lucky.
You are a hero.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
You can have it.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
You are not my conscience.
Your nose has turned yellow.
Don't ask any questions.
Did you fart just now?
Take this with water.
I'm the only shepherd who ever lived.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I have to tell you about the baker.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
A boy needs money.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Your ears have turned orange.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
We're going to need a shovel.
I am indulgent.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Gardening is good for the soul.
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I have the scroll.
Someone's in here.
Patience is a virtue
You're amazing!
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
We're crazy.
Friendship is like a lake...
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'm trying to leave.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Throw me the pickle.
Did you get lucky at work?
This looks familiar.
I love spring in Antarctica.
Okay, who left a goose in the basement?
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You burned it on purpose.
Your face has turned brown.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to be receptive.
I'm going to need a customs officer.
I knew you could open it.
My life is over.
We need to order pizza.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm the best herald who ever lived.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I love you.
You're going to need a knife.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I feel confused.
Get ready to die.
I have money.
I know where you were.
You are my reason for living.
I can offer you a bagel.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
Darling, it's delicious.
Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Just try not to cry
I need to tell you about Monday.
I'll open it.
Show me the guitar.
I can't find my car anywhere.
It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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