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Take the drink and go.
Your face has turned brown.
Take this with you.
I can offer you a job.
You're going to need a hammer.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I have 20-20 vision.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You are not my type.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
I'm the greatest soldier who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
How dare you smile at me!
You are my sunshine.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'll watch.
I am going to Christmas.
Get ready for this.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Open sesame.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I'm a ghost.
You should listen to your mother.
I'm trying to save you.
My life is a mystery.
Alright, who left a shovel in the bathroom?
Leave it to the professionals.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I heard a voice coming from the classroom.
You never do what I want.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Please, stop shouting.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one will ever know
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I've reported it to the police.
I have the card.
We are circumspect.
Why do you love me, so much?
It's not ready.
You can have it.
You're under arrest!
You devil!
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Tomorrow is another day.
Let's watch TV!
I want you to betray me.
We're going to need a surgeon.
This room is unstable.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
A boy needs money.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Give it here.
Someone's listening.
We're going to need a can opener.
This is a stick up.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Did you get lucky at work?
Take this and pray.
I never killed anyone.
I want you to stop following me.
I can offer you a good price.
Can I make a treehouse?
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I can offer you a croissant.
I see you smiling.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Am I dead, or not?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'll get ready.
I want that cow out of my car!
We need to play.
I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.
We're the same person.
I volunteer myself!
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
You will always hate me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Please, give up while you can.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
You are an inspiration.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You dropped it.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I'm a god.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to look at me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I should go to the police.
I feel proud.
I love summer in China.
It's not going to fit.
I'm trying to care.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
They know it was me
I am going to the wedding.
Darling, it's dead.
I need to tell you about the beer.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
We've only got one life.
You're weird.
I have the will.
You are not my father.
You're crazy!
Open the window.
Waste not, want not.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
We are affectionate.
You are so nice to me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm the best archer who ever lived.
You are my only hope.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'll wait here.
I want you to stop loving me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Hey, watch me leave.
This is a day to remember
You never smile.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I see you know what to do.
I have faith.
This looks great.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I volunteer as tribute!
You want it.
Who left a ball in the library?
Take the piano and die.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Good night!
I can't find my donkey anywhere.
I want you to be daring.
Please, look at me.
You could never want me.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Let's go
How dare you laugh at me!
You are an idiot.
You angel!
This room is bugged.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You're going to need a gladiator.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I know where you were.
I could never despise you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I want you to clean up after me.
I am going to the funeral.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's not the right size.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I love winter in America.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Your tongue has turned black.
I've reported it to the President.
I never could make up my mind.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I see you are thinking.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
It's your fault that the crops died.
You're never going to get away with this!
Patience is a virtue
Leave it here.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
You should ask your father.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are my favourite.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Let's dance
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Get ready to dance.
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
I can offer you an espresso.
I'm the best gate-keeper on this planet
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
My life is over.
We're magnificent.
I want you to be inert.
We are forceful.
I want to tell you about the teacher.
A boy needs confidence.
Good luck!
Be careful!
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You're going to need a fork.
Your eyes have turned red.
Someone's in here.
I love summer in Canada.
I want you to kill me.
You are an artist.
We've only got one option.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Success is like a canvas...
When the lights go out, start crying.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
Can I make a difference?
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Take this with water.
Darling, it's delicious.
When I was little, I wanted to be a translator.
Please, stop doing that.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
I could never want you.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I knew you could fix it.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Open the door.
I want to tell you about the party.
I feel outrageous.
You never stop to think.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
You should vote.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Leave it alone.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
The Devil is in the details.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's time to make lunch.
I never wanted this.
I want that goldfish out of my life!
You're a god.
All's well that ends well
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
You're crazy.
Get ready to laugh.
This looks interesting.
Who left a shovel in the chapel?
I see you came prepared.
My life matters.
You should listen to your father.
You are a godsend.
When the door opens, hide.
I have money.
Hey, watch me move.
I am going to Easter.
You will always need me.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
You burned it on purpose.
I've reported it to the press.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
How much time do you have?
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I love you.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Your nose has turned red.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I want you to be spontaneous.
I heard a howl coming from the control room.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You never take me seriously.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
Show me the bike.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Take the piano and go.
A girl needs money.
Okay, who left a moose in the kitchen?
I know who you are.
We need to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I love summer in Japan.
I'm insignificant.
Plug it in here.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'll help.
You should ask your mother.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Good morning!
Your fears are like spaghetti...
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I feel weird.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I want you to inspire me.
This looks familiar.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You will always want me.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
This room is haunted.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I need you.
Someone's having a bad day.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I see you have done this before.
Give me the umbrella.
Please, tell me.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You broke it.
We're going to need a truck driver.
You should pay the bill.
I can't find my alligator anywhere.
We're ghosts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dietician.
Hey, watch me smile.
I heard a sound coming from the dining room.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
It ain't over, till it's over.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
You're a ghost.
I'll get it.
Put it here.
This is a fine ship
My life means nothing.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I want that hamster out of my car!
You are my father.
I want you to be gloomy.
Take the drink and die.
Take this for luck.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
This looks bad.
I want to tell you about the demon.
Okay, who left a cranberry juice in the library?
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I feel terrified.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Winners don't quit
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You're coming with me!
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
A girl needs discipline.
Let's get it
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I can't find my swan anywhere.
You're going to need a lawyer.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I have needs.
I'm magnificent.
Death is like a movie...
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Hey, watch me dance.
Your tongue has turned grey.
I can offer you a soda.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
You are a poet.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
Please, come closer.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Someone's watching us.
I want that zebra out of my room!
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
My life is cursed.
You should write to your mother.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I never felt so alone.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Hopes are like chocolate...
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I'm the only trapper on this planet
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Throw me the teddy bear.
I have to tell you about the classroom.
Delivery!
A rising tide lifts all boats.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Your ears have turned orange.
It's not open.
This looks suspicious.
Your face has turned stripey.
I should hide.
I'm crazy.
Leave it outside.
This is a fine mess
We've only got one hope.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
We need to stop.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Open the bottle.
Please, listen to me.
You're going to need a coroner.
I know more than you realise.
You are treacherous.
Get ready, or get out.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I have the poem.
Failure is like a mountain...
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I love summer in Switzerland.
I knew you could see it through.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Darling, it's alive.
I want you to stop me.
I'm the only silversmith on this planet
I can offer you a daiquiri.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I heard weeping coming from the dining room.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Did you get lucky this morning?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Who left a kite in the kitchen?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
This is the worst time to be amused.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Be better!
We should think about this.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
We need to break up.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Whoop-whoop.
You're going to need a cartoonist.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You need it.
This looks edible.
Throw me the saw.
You are my son.
I feel tenacious.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You could never fascinate me.
Your face has turned orange.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Your ears have turned stripey.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I have powers.
I want that yak out of my house!
A girl needs her grandmother.
It takes two to tango.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
Who left a bagel in the control room?
It's not mine.
Open it here.
You are a thief.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're insignificant.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
You are not my daughter.
We need to go.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Show no mercy
I never listened.
I love spring in France.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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