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I should hide.

You could never need me.

I am going to Easter.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

We're the same person.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I want you to stop me.

Who left a Jim Beam in the sauna?

I knew you could open it.

You're a ghost.

I love winter in Spain.

I want you.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

You are my daughter.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You devil!

When I was little, I wanted to be a clown.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Sound the alarm!

I have time.

I'm going to need a fork.

Don't fool around.

I know what happened.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Get ready, or get out.

I feel thrilled.

I want that camel out of my room!

I see you came prepared.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Why do you hate me, so much?

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're cursed.

Don't upset your father, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I want you to stop following me.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Take the money and go.

It's not ready.

I've reported it to Interpol.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

You should make peace with your mother.

Hey, watch me dance.

Cooking is good for the soul.

It's giving me an error message.

You are a liar.

It's time to pack your bags.

My life matters.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Throw it here.

Be careful!

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be irresponsible.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm the only drug dealer on this planet

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We're ghosts.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to hold me.

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You never do what I want.

We should vote.

Someone's having a bad day.

This is the perfect time to be here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Take this and pray.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I never loved you.

Who left a fishcake in the lounge room?

This looks familiar.

I can offer you a pickle.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Leave it alone.

Why do you love me, so much?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Get ready to laugh.

I love spring in Brazil.

You're a god.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I hate you.

I feel inferior.

You're going to pay!

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Good luck!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

You are so nice to me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Show no mercy

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

How dare you look at me!

I've reported it to the press.

Open the window.

Be better!

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

Take the drink and die.

I can offer you a good price.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Please, don't eat that.

You're going to need a can opener.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I have the knife.

I know where you were.

Fears are like spaghetti...

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It's time to make lunch.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We are creative.

Your tongue has turned brown.

Can I make it up?

You should disown your mother.

You're lucky.

You are a twit.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Let's play

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I heard a howl coming from the classroom.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'll keep guard.

It's not yours.

I want you to be aggressive.

No one can ever know that I like you

You lost it.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I need to tell you about the lobby.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Give me the croissant.

You monster!

A boy needs a job.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I have to tell you about Easter.

Dying is like turning on a lamp...

You're going down!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You are not my conscience.

I want you to read to me.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Good grief!

I have lost the will to live.

Leave it to the professionals.

You will always hate me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I never hurt anybody.

Be safe!

My life is a mystery.

Open the bottle.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This is a fine mess

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I love fall in Japan.

I have the card.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

When the lights go out, hide.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are a poet.

I can offer you a banana.

Take this with you.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You should ask your mother.

You should vote.

It's time to go.

It's not the right size.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Can I make it count?

I'm trying to leave.

Delivery!

I'm going to need a spatula.

You are my mother.

I want that hedgehog out of my life!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Someone's listening.

I know more than you realise.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

This is the worst time to be alone.

This looks bad.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.

Leave it here.

Let's drink

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

This room is unstable.

It's giving me hope.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

You can have it.

We've only got one bullet.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You burned it on purpose.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm a god.

You are not my mother.

A girl needs money.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You're coming with me!

Show me the ukulele.

I want you to love me.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

You're weird.

Get ready to die.

Please, stop doing that.

We need to make better decisions.

I'll listen.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I am going to the funeral.

You are so kind to me.

I feel serene.

We are fatalistic.

Good night!

Dancing is good for the soul.

I want you to stop looking at me.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Hey, watch me leave.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

My life is over.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I can offer you a whiskey.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want that rabbit out of my car!

Take the drink and go.

Can I make love?

I see you are thinking.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

We're gods.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I'm the only psychiatrist who ever lived.

Whoop-whoop.

Show me the doll.

You never have time for me.

You could never despise me.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

My love, it's so expensive.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

We've only got one hope.

I never gave up hope.

Open your heart.

I have the will.

This is a stick up.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I feel anxious.

We're going to need a shovel.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

A girl needs her grandfather.

Don't just stand there.

We need to break up.

This room is shrinking.

Winners don't quit

I want you to help me.

I'm special.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I have needs.

I know what to do.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You angel!

My life is cursed.

I've reported it to the police.

Learning is like lighting a fire...

Please, wait here.

I'll open it.

Drop it here.

I'm going to need a beautician.

I want you to be encouraged.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's time to go to bed.

You are my teacher.

Let's dance

This is the worst time to be happy.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

He was unconscious when I found him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

You want me.

I want you to look at me.

I love autumn in America.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Just breathe

Am I dead, or not?

Hand me the sandwich.

Reading is good for the soul.

You are a genius.

You should hide.

I'm no good.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I never could make up my mind.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Good morning!

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

I want you to be funny.

I volunteer myself!

You never take me seriously.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

We need to make a plan.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Success is like a guitar...

When the bell rings, start crying.

I want you to stop tricking me.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You are so good to me.

Get ready to run.

I can offer you a job.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I know math.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

This looks nice.

You are my only hope.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I will always want you.

Dammit, who left a kite in the sauna?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Your face has turned blue.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I'm the greatest guard on this planet

You're going to need a lot of food.

You're never going to get away with this!

I knew you could survive.

We're going to need a fork.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

I love spring in Germany.

We're going to need a fortune-teller.

When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Someone's locked the door.

Can I make history?

It's not appropriate.

I'm a ghost.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I have the time.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

I can offer you a milkshake.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I want you to clean up after me.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

This is a day to remember

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I want you to be self-reliant.

Throw me the spatula.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

I can't find my goat anywhere.

No one can ever know what we did.

I'm trying to help.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want that fish out of my room!

I have money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You should protect your father.

We're going to need an archaeologist.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Take this for luck.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

This looks edible.

I am going to the wedding.

You made me cry on purpose.

How much influence do you have?

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I never wanted this.

Ha-cha-cha.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Let's watch TV!

We need to stop.

I should ask for more money.

Can I make noises?

No one suspects a thing

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I have the poem.

I want to tell you about the muffin.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Who left a candy-bar in the outhouse?

I'm trying to understand.

You're insignificant.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Hand me the fork.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

It's not open.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Your nose has turned pink.

Pain is like a camera...

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Get ready for this.

You will always fascinate me.

It's giving me a headache.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I see you smiling.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I've reported it to mother.

Did you fart at work?

Am I under arrest, or not?

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

Can I make an igloo?

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Let's watch the game

Please, don't touch that.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Take the piano and go.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Open it here.

You are my love.

It has to work

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Show me the muffin.

I'm the greatest singer on this planet

I'm going to need a barber.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I knew you could fix it.

I can offer you a merlot.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Wisdom is like a guitar...

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We're alone in the universe.

This room is bugged.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I want you to be narrow-minded.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Your nose has turned blue.

I despise you.

You can't have it.

Take this with water.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

My love, it's delicious.

This looks interesting.

I've reported it to the President.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

You're really something!

Plug it in here.

You will always love me.

Please, come in.

I love summer in Canada.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

It's giving me grief.

A girl needs a job.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Learning is like fixing a computer...

Someone's in here.

I want that kangaroo out of my life!

It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

I am pompous.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I have 20-20 vision.

We're going to need an undertaker.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I will always hate you.

I'll get ready.

Keep your powder dry.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You never call me.

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