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How dare you smile at me!

Possession is nine points of the law.

This is a day to remember

No one can ever know that I was here.

Delivery!

Your cheeks have turned red.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want that cat out of my house!

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

You're going to need a dietician.

Whoop-whoop.

I'm crazy.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

A boy needs discipline.

You devil!

It's giving me hope.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I feel empty.

I know where you were.

I'll listen.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I have needs.

We're ghosts.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an engineer.

I want you to clean up after me.

I see you for who you are.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I volunteer myself!

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Don't get too close.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

You burned it on purpose.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I can offer you a hot dog.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Someone's watching us.

I love winter in Spain.

Get ready, or get out.

Leave it outside.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I should pay the bill.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I never gave up hope.

Becoming rich is like opening a window...

Who left a juice in the laundry?

If you don't want it, put it back.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

This looks bad.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You hate me.

Please, don't drink that.

I'm the best thief who ever lived.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I feel at ease.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'm going to need a referee.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one of these.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Open your heart.

You are so nice to me.

We're magnificent.

I am inconsiderate.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You never listen.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

We need to make out.

I have to tell you about Friday.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'll keep guard.

You're a ghost.

This is a fine mess

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I've reported it to the President.

No one will ever know

You are a poet.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You should listen to your father.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can offer you a water.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

It's not working.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You are not my favourite.

I'm trying to care.

I am going to the wedding.

Can I make kimchi?

Hand me the fork.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I want you to stop loving me.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Leave it here.

I know what to do.

I could never despise you.

You're never going to get away with this!

I want that kitten out of my life!

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Misery loves company.

Darling, it's alive.

I can offer you a good price.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to kill me.

You angel!

Let's watch the game

Take this and pray.

We're gods.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I'm a ghost.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

This room is bugged.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I see you know what to do.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm the greatest spelunker who ever lived.

You are so kind to me.

Did you eat just now?

Your tongue has turned pink.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Please, remain silent.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

This is a fine ship

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

You could never need me.

Good luck!

I volunteer to go!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I feel daring.

Hey, watch me smile.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Your lips have turned red.

Be safe!

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I want you to be religious.

Just try not to cry

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

No one can ever know how we did it.

It's not dead.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Can I make a contribution?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Who left a merlot in the closet?

You're going to need a bank robber.

I love you.

I love spring in Germany.

I'll help.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I'm going to need a fork.

Luck is like a mountain...

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I know who you are.

I am colorful.

Why do you love me, so much?

This looks suspicious.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

A boy needs love.

Get ready to laugh.

Please, be careful.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I have the letter.

You are my favourite.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's time to make lunch.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You found it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Open the window.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You're cursed.

You could never fascinate me.

Someone's having a bad day.

You broke the vase on purpose.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I've reported it to the press.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

I have a secret.

We need to play.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I need to tell you about the croissant.

I want you to be disinterested.

Let's get it

I feel patriotic.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

You're going to need a lot of help.

I can offer you a Guinness.

You monster!

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

You should hide.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Beggars can't be choosers.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Can I make an effort?

Get ready for this.

It's not right.

I despise you.

How much luck do you have?

This is a stick up.

I'm trying to help.

A girl needs her own room.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Patience is a virtue

I'm the worst goldsmith on this planet

I love autumn in Spain.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You're amazing!

Who left a dingo in the kitchen?

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

This looks nice.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I'm a god.

Take the drink and go.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I have money.

Someone's listening.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want that panda out of my house!

Plug it in here.

I want you to be secure.

We need to break up.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

My life is a mystery.

I want you to document my trip to America.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?

I feel creative.

You're going to need a fork.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

We are self-denying.

A cat may look at a king.

You never say what you're thinking.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

It's not alive.

I've reported it to the police.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

This room is haunted.

You should start a business.

Your face has turned white.

Can I make better choices?

Let's play

I am going to the grand opening.

Take the money and go.

We've only got one option.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You dropped it.

You are a liar.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

A boy needs his mother.

No one can ever know what we did.

Open the curtains.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I love spring in Switzerland.

Sound the alarm!

Fears are like chocolate...

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

This is the right time to be afraid.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You are so mean to me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

The first thing to consider is safety.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to cook for me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Just be yourself

I am imaginative.

Please, don't touch that.

I can't find my cider anywhere.

Be better!

I know the future.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Throw me the candy-bar.

A boy needs boundaries.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You're coming with me!

It's time to pack your bags.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

We're insignificant.

You are my everything.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You never call me.

I'm going to need an actor.

Darling, it's beautiful.

This is the worst time to be here.

Hey, watch me move.

You are not my type.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

We're the same person.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Okay, who left a screwdriver in the guest room?

We're going to need a can opener.

I love winter in Canada.

I'm the greatest merchant on this planet

Bravery is like a piano...

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I know what happened.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

You will always need me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Please, sit down.

I can offer you a merlot.

Take the drink and leave.

When I was little, I wanted to be an antique dealer.

I never could make up my mind.

Did you eat while I was away?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop looking at me.

When the bell rings, hide.

We're going to need a silversmith.

I feel sad.

I want that goose out of my room!

It's not the right size.

Throw me the skateboard.

You never smile.

I heard a sound coming from the wardrobe.

I see you let yourself in.

Be yourself!

I can offer you a job.

I'll sit on it.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I'm trying to believe you.

It's time to go.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

My life is over.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

We are uncaring.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

This room is shrinking.

I have 20-20 vision.

You are not my son.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I want to tell you about the construction worker.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Who left a pickle in the classroom?

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You should call your father.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

Leave it alone.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

Good night!

He was unconscious when I found him.

Can I make a show?

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

I love spring in Spain.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Don't just stand there.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Throw me the spatula.

I want that lizard out of my house!

I'm the worst dogcatcher who ever lived.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

Am I dead, or not?

It's giving me a headache.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

You should write to your father.

You should think about this.

Did you eat yesterday?

My life means nothing.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Your lips have turned brown.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Be careful!

I know math.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to mother.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Your tongue has turned green.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Open it here.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I will always need you.

I'm lucky.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

I want you to be argumentative.

We're going to need an illustrator.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Hand me the shovel.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

It's not open.

I want that frog out of my car!

I knew you could survive.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

We need to stay.

I have lost the will to live.

Can I make love?

Good grief!

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Please, don't take that.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Leave it until morning.

Your ears have turned white.

I want you to kiss me.

Open the bottle.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You are an idiot.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I feel offended.

It has to work

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

You never take me seriously.

We've only got one bullet.

I can't find my car anywhere.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You should listen to your mother.

I'm the only surgeon on this planet

Drop it here.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.

I love spring in Japan.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?

I never loved you.

We're going to need a saw.

Leave it to the professionals.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Give me the bagel.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

It's not heavy.

I want you to stop blaming me.

We need to stop.

I'm going to need a messenger.

You should ask for more money.

Hey, watch me leave.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

Someone's coming this way.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You're insignificant.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Darling, it's so juicy.

You're under arrest!

Take the piano and die.

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