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I love winter in England.

This looks odd.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Sound the alarm!

You're going to need a nurse.

You found it.

You are a thief.

I want you to stop following me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Someone's watching us.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I know the future.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Hate is like a camera...

I have the gun.

Be yourself!

You never take me seriously.

I'm the worst painter on this planet

I want you to be stylish.

I feel impatient.

Good night!

Leave it outside.

Let's watch TV!

It was my fault that the crops died.

We need to order pizza.

Delivery!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

You should ask your father.

I can't find my duck anywhere.

I'll open it.

We're gods.

How dare you laugh at me!

No one can ever know the truth.

My life means nothing.

Don't ask any questions.

I could never hate you.

The end justifies the means.

Get ready to die.

It's now or never

I see you smiling.

Take this and pray.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I can offer you a lemonade.

You're a god.

I heard a noise coming from the guest room.

I'm alone in the universe.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Who left an umbrella in the attic?

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are so kind to me.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

It's time to pack your bags.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Why do you love me, so much?

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

You made me cry on purpose.

I never killed anyone.

I love fall in Japan.

Hand me the wrench.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I have faith.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

She was unconscious when I found her.

I am going to Easter.

You are encouraged.

I want you to be obedient.

This looks bad.

You're really something!

Darling, it's beautiful.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I feel hopeful.

I have the knife.

You monster!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

We're going to need a knife.

We should pay the bill.

We've only got one of these.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

I will always love you.

Please, don't move.

Did you eat at work?

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to hold me.

Open the door.

Don't just stand there.

Let's go

Friendship is like a mountain...

This room is bugged.

They know it was me

My life is over.

I have to tell you about the gondolier.

How dare you smile at me!

When the bell rings, start crying.

I know where you were.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

I've reported it to the police.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I never loved you.

It's not for sale.

We need to make a plan.

Get ready for this.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I see you came prepared.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to stop smelling me.

You're a ghost.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Someone's having a bad day.

You are so nice to me.

I'll get ready.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

No one can ever know what we did.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I am going to the wedding.

Leave it here.

Show me the bagel.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Love makes the world go round.

You're weird.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Who left a spring-roll in the office?

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

You're crazy!

Take this with you.

I want you.

I have the will.

You should make peace with your father.

Can I make it matter?

I volunteer to eat it!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're going to need a wrench.

This room is unstable.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

I have money.

Drop it here.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I feel angry.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Gardening is good for the soul.

I know what happened.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I can offer you a job.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You will always hate me.

I want you to be careless.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We've only got one life.

I am going to the grand opening.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Patience is a virtue

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Don't fool around.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

You are an inspiration.

I want you to look at me.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Why do you hate me, so much?

This looks nice.

Open the curtains.

Someone's locked the door.

I love spring in China.

You devil!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

He was unconscious when I found him.

When the party starts, start singing.

Your lips have turned red.

I'll sit on it.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I volunteer myself!

Good morning!

I knew you could open it.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your father, not now.

Take the piano and go.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Finding a job is like making spaghetti...

I should quit.

I feel annoyed.

Alright, who left a licorice twist in the cloakroom?

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I'm trying to understand.

We're alone in the universe.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Let's drink

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Throw it here.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

Darling, it's so expensive.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I want you to cook for me.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I want you to stop tricking me.

We need to help each other.

Someone's listening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I've reported it to mother.

I see you know what to do.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I want you to be intelligent.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I'm a ghost.

I volunteer as tribute!

I feel self-conscious.

I have the scroll.

You are sad.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Show me the burger.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I want that kangaroo out of my car!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want to tell you about the cracker.

Get ready to laugh.

You are not my son.

I never wanted this.

Who left a wine in the library?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You're going to need an antique dealer.

This is a fine ship

Dying is like opening a gate...

Let's play

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

I'm the greatest referee on this planet

We're lucky.

Your nose has turned black.

You're amazing!

It's not ready.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Take this with water.

I'll listen.

Hey, watch me move.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Dare to dream

I want to tell you about the party.

You should ask your mother.

You need it.

My life is cursed.

This looks suspicious.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I'm trying to win.

We should ask for more money.

How dare you look at me!

Your eyes have turned pink.

You are a hero.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I can offer you a banana.

I have lost the will to live.

I'm a god.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Good grief!

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

We're the same person.

Your wisdom is like a beautiful melody...

Be safe!

Can I make it better?

You never stop to think.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want that horse out of my life!

Am I dead, or not?

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

You are my everything.

You burned it on purpose.

Stop, in the name of the law.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Did you eat yesterday?

I feel deceitful.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.

Don't wait to be asked.

You want me.

I'm trying to care.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

This looks great.

This is a day to remember

I want you to be tough.

I never felt so alone.

You dropped it.

I know who you are.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are so mean to me.

Hand me the licorice twist.

A boy needs boundaries.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Give it here.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I want you to love me.

It's almost over

You're going to need a spatula.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

I have the poem.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

You never say what you're thinking.

Someone's in here.

I'm no good.

I'm going to need a cosmonaut.

This is the worst time to be here.

You should call your father.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a chicken wing.

We need to play.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I'll help.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

It's not alive.

You are not my mother.

You are a genius.

You are my reason for living.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I should start a business.

Good luck!

I'm the only ornithologist on this planet

What will you do, now that you've come home?

A girl needs her father.

I want you to kiss me.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I see you every day.

I feel frustrated.

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I want that seal out of my house!

I can't find my fox anywhere.

Show me the chair.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I hate you.

Take the drink and leave.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Having a child is like eating spaghetti...

You deserve this

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Stop, in the name of love.

When I was little, I wanted to be a researcher.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You should write to your mother.

Get ready to run.

You never smile.

You're lucky.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Let's eat

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

It was my fault that the play sucked.

I want you to stop believing in me.

It's time to go.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

A girl needs a job.

You are not my type.

It's not open.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

No one can ever know that I like you

We're going to need a lot of nails.

We need to stay.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I can offer you an apple.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm the greatest air traffic controller on this planet

I love autumn in Spain.

I have to tell you about the phoenix.

I want you to be sly.

Hand me the teddy bear.

Fears are like chocolate...

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Take the piano and die.

You want it.

You could never want me.

You're never going to get away with this!

Winners don't quit

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

It's giving me grief.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

This looks interesting.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I have powers.

You're going to need a fork.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You should disown your mother.

It was your fault that we ran out of bread.

We are dignified.

We're no good.

Please, stay where you are.

This room is haunted.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I can offer you a kebab.

I'll keep guard.

East, west, home's best.

It's time to make lunch.

My love, it's delicious.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

Can I make animal sounds?

It's not the right size.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

Did you fart while I was away?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Your ears have turned brown.

I can offer you a good price.

I am going to Christmas.

I need to tell you about the griffin.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You are my father.

You are a godsend.

Open sesame.

Alright, who left a dolphin in the office?

I want that dog out of my house!

Let's dance

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

It's giving me an error message.

We should start a business.

I am unfriendly.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I love summer in Brazil.

This looks edible.

I'm the best court jester who ever lived.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

My life is a mystery.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You're going to need a shovel.

I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the train was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

You crashed the car on purpose.

Get ready, or get out.

You will always love me.

I'm going to need an assassin.

Please, lie down.

Can I make dessert?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

We need to close it.

I have the time.

Plug it in here.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I want you to be unbelieving.

You're coming with me!

I want to tell you about Easter.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I love winter in China.

We are intuitive.

Take the piano and leave.

You should make peace with your mother.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

When the door opens, start singing.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I see you let yourself in.

A girl needs discipline.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Let's watch the game

We've only got one option.

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