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I want you to stop blaming me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
A boy needs his father.
You could never fascinate me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Be safe!
I never killed anyone.
My life is a mystery.
We're weird.
We need to stay.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
It was your fault that we ran out of bread.
Sound the alarm!
Please, stop smoking.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to listen to me.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I see you let yourself in.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are a twit.
I should ask for more money.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
You burned it on purpose.
Show me the teddy bear.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Someone's listening.
I'm the greatest spelunker who ever lived.
I can offer you a good price.
You're a god.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the police.
Let's eat
It's giving me an error message.
Open your heart.
Take this and pray.
Good morning!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I can offer you an egg nog.
Can I make lunch?
I am going to Christmas.
This looks nice.
I love winter in Germany.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
We're ghosts.
I'm going to need a shovel.
It has to work
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
I could never love you.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Stop, in the name of love.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
You monster!
You should make peace with your mother.
I am empty.
I know the future.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop lying to me.
When the bell rings, start singing.
You never take me seriously.
You're amazing!
A boy needs his mother.
The first thing to consider is safety.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
Give it here.
I want you to hold me.
This room is bugged.
We're no good.
I want that badger out of my life!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Be careful!
We need to close it.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
We're going to need a physicist.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Take this with water.
You will always love me.
You need it.
Someone's having a bad day.
We've only got one option.
I'm the only zookeeper who ever lived.
Who left an apple in the outhouse?
Running for office is like going to the beach...
I volunteer to go!
Leave it alone.
You are so good to me.
This is a fine ship
I never gave up hope.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm trying to understand.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I can offer you a job.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
Good grief!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I am going to the wedding.
I see you smiling.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
I love fall in France.
Get ready to laugh.
Open the curtains.
No one can ever know what we did.
Let's drink
How dare you laugh at me!
You should find your father.
I'll open it.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Can I make popcorn?
Darling, it's so juicy.
Don't fool around.
I know math.
I want you to stop smelling me.
A girl needs confidence.
We need to open it.
I'm weird.
You are my daughter.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're a ghost.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I want you to look at me.
This looks familiar.
I can offer you a cider.
I feel destructive.
I knew you could fix it.
I'm going to need a captain.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Failure is like a forest...
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
It's not mine.
Delivery!
Take the piano and go.
We're going to need a can opener.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
When I was little, I wanted to be a criminal.
You are not my type.
Drop it here.
It's time to go.
You angel!
I'm the greatest graphic artist on this planet
Your tongue has turned pink.
This room is shrinking.
I've reported it to mother.
Hand me the bratwurst.
If you don't want it, put it back.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're under arrest!
Leave it until morning.
It's almost over
My life means nothing.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I am sensitive.
We need to eat.
Darling, it's dead.
You should call your mother.
Please, stop doing that.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I have a secret.
We're gods.
I'll wait here.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I want you to stop believing in me.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
A dog is a man's best friend.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I never really lived.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I love winter in Brazil.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
We're magnificent.
We're going to need a bodyguard.
I feel cheerful.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have to tell you about the lobby.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to be bizarre.
I can offer you a pinot.
You never sing anymore.
Did you eat at work?
No one can ever know that you can fly.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
Hey, watch me leave.
Ha-cha-cha.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's time to go to bed.
Someone's coming this way.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You are so nice to me.
You could never love me.
We're going to need a spoon.
I want that bear out of my life!
I will always despise you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Let's get it
You're going down!
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't wait to be asked.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Your cheeks have turned green.
I'm the worst sniper on this planet
I knew you could survive.
A boy needs his space.
My life is over.
Friendship is like a canvas...
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'll watch.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You are a poet.
You want it.
Open it here.
How dare you smile at me!
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
You should protect your father.
I want you to document my trip to China.
You are apathetic.
We need to play.
This looks wrong.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
You never do what I want.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
Get ready to run.
Your face has turned orange.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Good luck!
I am going to the party.
We should think about this.
You're crazy.
I'm going to need a fashion designer.
Who left a wine in the library?
Take this with you.
You're crazy!
I want that cat out of my house!
This room is haunted.
Patience is a virtue
When I was little, I wanted to be a weaver.
I want you to stop following me.
Open sesame.
Take the drink and leave.
I've reported it to the press.
I have faith.
Did you get lucky just now?
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Please, listen to me.
I'm a ghost.
It's not in.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Throw me the teddy bear.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Can I make bubbles?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Let's watch TV!
Eating is good for the soul.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I want you to love me.
This is a fine mess
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
We are unhealthy.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You are an artist.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I'm trying to believe you.
I volunteer myself!
I have to tell you about Thursday.
We've only got one bullet.
A girl needs boundaries.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Your ears have turned green.
I have to tell you about the the North Pole.
I see you every day.
Hey, watch me smile.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You should disown your mother.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Someone's locked the door.
I never hurt anybody.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Did you eat just now?
We're lucky.
I want you to be ignorant.
You're going to need a wrench.
This looks great.
I'm the worst executioner on this planet
How dare you look at me!
You could never need me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's not ready.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Take the drink and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
You are mature.
I feel positive.
I have the will.
You're really something!
I want that bird out of my car!
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're the same person.
Don't get too close.
You won't find it.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When the lights go out, start singing.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Get ready to die.
This room is unstable.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Your nose has turned brown.
I see you know what to do.
I love fall in England.
I want you.
I volunteer to eat it!
Darling, it's so shiny.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
You are my sunshine.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You love me.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Leave it outside.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Please, sit down.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I'll help.
I'm the greatest drug dealer who ever lived.
I know more than you realise.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
I'm cursed.
You are a genius.
I have time.
Romance is like a summer's day...
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are so kind to me.
Throw me the kebab.
A boy needs love.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I heard laughter coming from the conservatory.
Open the door.
It's giving me a headache.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
It was my fault that the train was late.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
Plug it in here.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
My love, it's so juicy.
You should pay the bill.
You can't have it.
Who left a wolf in the living room?
Can I make believe?
I feel happy.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I want you to kiss me.
This looks edible.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Take the money and go.
It's not going to fit.
Get ready, or get out.
I bet you know why I'm here.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Am I dead, or not?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You fascinate me.
When the door opens, hide.
Leave it to the professionals.
I am bitter.
You never stop to think.
Please, look at me.
It's now or never
Open the window.
I want you to stop loving me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I can offer you a pickle.
I'm the only missionary who ever lived.
You are so mean to me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I know what to do.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I feel fortunate.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I want that beetle out of my car!
Darling, it's beautiful.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
You're going to need a beggar.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Fears are like marshmallows...
I knew you could see it through.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Learning is like lighting a candle...
I never could make up my mind.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I want you to be original.
Your tongue has turned blue.
You are my everything.
You lost it.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.
It's not the right size.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Someone's in here.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
My life matters.
I need to tell you about the muffin.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
It's giving me grief.
You are a thief.
I love summer in Australia.
Take this for luck.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
I never loved you.
Who left a bike in the lobby?
Time to shine
I'm the greatest farmer who ever lived.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
When the bell rings, hide.
Running for office is like opening a window...
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You know it.
You could never hate me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
This looks peculiar.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to be lost.
You are not my favourite.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm going to need a saw.
I'm lucky.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I feel courageous.
I should quit.
I'll listen.
I see you have done this before.
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
You are forgiving.
I want that goose out of my life!
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I can offer you a fishcake.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I knew you could live like this.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Good night!
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I know what happened.
We've only got one chance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Be better!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
You will always despise me.
We need to unite.
I'm the best builder who ever lived.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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