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I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

A boy needs a job.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

This looks nice.

We're the same person.

Leave it here.

You can have it.

I should pay the bill.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

If you're done, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.

Can I make a list?

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

It's not tight enough.

My love, it's dead.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Get ready to laugh.

Good luck!

I want to tell you about Saturday.

This room is haunted.

Whoop-whoop.

I've reported it to the President.

You're a god.

I despise you.

I can offer you an icecream.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Let's go

This is the right time to be alone.

Your nose has turned stripey.

My life is cursed.

You are my inspiration.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't fool around.

I want you to kiss me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Who left a kite in the garage?

You should find your father.

I feel excited.

I am going to the party.

Take the drink and leave.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take this with water.

I'll help.

I want that deer out of my car!

I need to tell you about the milkshake.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I am practical.

How dare you smile at me!

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm trying to save you.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

Someone's watching us.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

I see you let yourself in.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to be perfectionist.

This is a fine mess

Get ready to die.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know that I was here.

A boy needs his grandmother.

You're never going to get away with this!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

We need to make better decisions.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Show me the screwdriver.

Leave it until morning.

Open the bottle.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I'm the only swimmer on this planet

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I can offer you a job.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Can I make a wish?

I want you to stop blaming me.

I feel responsible.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to inspire me.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Be careful!

I never wanted to die.

I'm going to need a hammer.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I'm special.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Sound the alarm!

You broke the vase on purpose.

This is crazy

You hate me.

Knowledge is like a canvas...

My life is a mystery.

I want that frog out of my life!

Good night!

Please, stop laughing.

It's not alive.

Someone's coming this way.

Plug it in here.

Your ears have turned black.

Hey, watch me move.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

You never have time for me.

You are not my mother.

I know math.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

You are so kind to me.

Take the piano and die.

I want to tell you about the lemonade.

Delivery!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You angel!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I just want a gin and tonic. What's wrong with that?

You should listen to your mother.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Take this for luck.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Open the door.

You are an artist.

Did you fart while I was away?

When the lights go out, start crying.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't wait to be asked.

Who left a candy-bar in the walk-in freezer?

How dare you look at me!

I have money.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I feel weird.

Can I make a pillow fort?

I love summer in Antarctica.

Be safe!

I volunteer myself!

It's giving me hope.

We're going to need a shovel.

No one suspects a thing

I'm trying to care.

We need to fight.

I see you smiling.

We've only got one bullet.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I'll sit on it.

It's time to go.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to be educated.

I'm the worst swineherd on this planet

A boy needs money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

This is a fine ship

We are vulnerable.

I want you to hold me.

Good grief!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Fear is like a picnic at the beach...

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want that fly out of my room!

You never take me seriously.

You're really something!

This looks suspicious.

Take the drink and die.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I have the time.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You are my father.

Get ready to run.

Please, stop smoking.

I love spring in Australia.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm a ghost.

You monster!

It's not for sale.

My life is over.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

This room is bugged.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You should go to the police.

Throw it here.

Alright, who left a teddy bear in the closet?

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

I know more than you realise.

Throw me the spoon.

This is a day to remember

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You should ask your mother.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You burned it on purpose.

Hey, watch me leave.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're cursed.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

You're going to need an assassin.

I am going to Easter.

Open the window.

We've only got one of these.

I feel comfortable.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Don't ask any questions.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I have the card.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I want you to be dogmatic.

I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.

I've reported it to mother.

No one can ever know how we did it.

It's giving me an error message.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hotelier.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want to tell you about the dentist.

It's not easy.

You're going to need a hammer.

I never really lived.

Let's watch the game

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're a ghost.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I volunteer to eat it!

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Dammit, who left a ball in the outhouse?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I'll wait here.

I love summer in Canada.

I want you to look at me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I know what to do.

No one will ever know

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Good morning!

You devil!

We're gods.

I see you know what to do.

Mercy is like a picnic in the park...

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I have the letter.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You never listen.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want that dog out of my room!

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Ha-cha-cha.

You're no good.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Your face has turned black.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You are a genius.

You're going down!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the classroom.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I need you.

I can offer you a kebab.

I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.

You won't find it.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You could never need me.

We need to go.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are not my father.

I'm the only model on this planet

I want you to stop smelling me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

How much money do you have?

I know who you are.

I want you to betray me.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I feel skeptical.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Take the money and leave.

Hey, watch me smile.

I bet you know why I'm here.

It's time to make lunch.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

You should write to your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Just be yourself

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I have to tell you about the wizard.

Someone's locked the door.

Can I make a plan?

I want you to be pessimistic.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Did you get lucky just now?

Take this with you.

Please, don't eat that.

Let's get it

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

We're alone in the universe.

Who left a bread-stick in the bathroom?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You are so good to me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Learning is like fixing a computer...

I have faith.

I've reported it to the police.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Christmas.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This looks wrong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I knew you could survive.

I love summer in India.

Open sesame.

Be better!

I know the future.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's giving me grief.

You're going to need a doctor.

I never killed anyone.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

You're under arrest!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I feel trustworthy.

We should hide.

You should protect your father.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want that hippopotamus out of my life!

Hand me the spatula.

You are my favourite.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your cheeks have turned red.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

You are an inspiration.

Don't just stand there.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

I am empty.

Can I make an effort?

You broke it.

Leave it outside.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want you to stop loving me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Please, lie down.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

A boy needs his grandfather.

This is a stick up.

I love spring in China.

It's not yours.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm going to need a fork.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

I'm insignificant.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Be yourself!

I want you to read to me.

You're going to need a guitarist.

Who left a ball in the basement?

I never gave up hope.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I can offer you a croissant.

I feel desperate.

Throw me the pickle.

I have the gun.

I see you have done this before.

I will always hate you.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Maybe no one will notice

You should listen to your father.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

We need to stop.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You will always hate me.

You are a poet.

I can't find my turtle anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Don't get too close.

I want to tell you about the party.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I want you to be obvious.

We are maternal.

Drop it here.

Darling, it's alive.

My life means nothing.

You are my only hope.

A boy needs discipline.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I never listened.

Who left a bike in the lounge room?

Take the piano and leave.

When the bell rings, start singing.

You know it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want you to clean up after me.

This room is shrinking.

Am I dead, or not?

I am going to the funeral.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You are not my daughter.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

We need to play.

You never do what I want.

I want that otter out of my car!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I feel glamorous.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Peace is like a party...

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I have the poem.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

We're going to need a saw.

I love spring in Switzerland.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

You are my son.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to be serene.

Someone's listening.

Please, stay where you are.

I can offer you a juice.

I'm going to need a politician.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Your tongue has turned black.

I need to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I have powers.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

Get ready for this.

Take this and pray.

I'm alone in the universe.

It's not ready.

I will always want you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Stop, in the name of love.

My love, it's so shiny.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

All's well that ends well

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

You found it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

We're ghosts.

I can't find my house anywhere.

You need me.

I want that monkey out of my car!

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I'm the best optometrist who ever lived.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I feel annoyed.

You never sing anymore.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Alright, who left a chicken in the cell?

I love autumn in Ireland.

Your cheeks have turned green.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

We need to help each other.

You are contemplative.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This looks peculiar.

I want you to be frisky.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I'm going to need a knife.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a wizard.

You are a thief.

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