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We're ghosts.

Sound the alarm!

A boy needs his father.

Patriotism is like a movie...

You are so good to me.

Time and tide wait for no one.

I have time.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I feel extraordinary.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are lost.

Give it here.

We're cursed.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You're going to need a deputy.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Leave it outside.

I see you every day.

You should make peace with your father.

You are an inspiration.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I can offer you a good price.

Get ready, or get out.

We've only got one life.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Hand me the saw.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Who left a wrench in the dining room?

Someone's having a bad day.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I could never despise you.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I'll open it.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Good grief!

You never have time for me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I want you to look at me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Take the piano and go.

This is a stick up.

I'm a ghost.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

You monster!

Strike while the iron is hot.

When I was little, I wanted to be a thief.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I have the gun.

You need it.

I know math.

Can I make muffins?

Take this and pray.

I can offer you a water.

Let's dance

This room is shrinking.

I never hurt anybody.

I knew you could fix it.

We're going to need a knight.

I want you to stop loving me.

We're going to need a can opener.

We need to close it.

Be better!

I have a secret.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

This looks edible.

I volunteer as tribute!

Someone's locked the door.

I will always despise you.

I'm no good.

Did you get lucky this morning?

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I am going to the party.

I can't find my lamb anywhere.

Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Delivery!

Hey, watch me smile.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

You are pure.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

When the lights go out, hide.

You're never going to get away with this!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to be amused.

When I was little, I wanted to be a winemaker.

Fears are like spaghetti...

You will always fascinate me.

Who left a spoon in the dungeon?

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

This is a day to remember

Ha-cha-cha.

You never call me.

I'm the only boatbuilder who ever lived.

I have to tell you about the attic.

You're a god.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You should write to your father.

Plug it in here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Get ready to run.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Take the piano and leave.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

Take this for luck.

I'll watch.

You are not my type.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Be yourself!

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

How dare you look at me!

Can I make friends?

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You won't find it.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I should quit.

I want you to kiss me.

My life is cursed.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You are my daughter.

I can offer you an orange juice.

Your tongue has turned red.

I hate you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This looks peculiar.

I never gave up hope.

I want that seal out of my car!

You're weird.

It's not open.

I'm going to need a magician.

A boy needs his own room.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

You are an idiot.

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

My love, it's so shiny.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

This room is unstable.

We need to make a plan.

Good luck!

I know the future.

You're going to need a saw.

Leave it to the professionals.

I see you are thinking.

You're coming with me!

I have the poem.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Please, stop laughing.

Take the drink and die.

Hand me the bike.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Your eyes have turned white.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm the best taxidermist on this planet

You should call your mother.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Alright, who left a slice of pizza in the armory?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Let's go

I volunteer to eat it!

You will always want me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I want you to stop me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

This is a fine mess

You want it.

We're crazy.

I want you to be dynamic.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Someone's in here.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

You are paternalistic.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It's not going to fit.

I am going to Christmas.

You are not my mother.

We need to eat.

Did you fart last night?

We're going to need a lot of money.

I feel doubtful.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

You are my only hope.

I'll get it.

No one can ever know what we did.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

We should vote.

Am I dead, or not?

It's giving me grief.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the police.

I heard laughter coming from the living room.

Hand me the bratwurst.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I see you let yourself in.

Leave it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

I want that chicken out of my life!

You despise me.

We're weird.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

You're going to need a hypnotist.

I have the knife.

How dare you smile at me!

Open it here.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Okay, who left a kite in the guest room?

All's well that ends well

Open the curtains.

Can I make an effort?

You should disown your mother.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

A girl needs love.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want you to be despicable.

I need to tell you about the the escape-pod.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

No one can ever know that I like you

The first thing to consider is safety.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Please, listen to me.

Let's watch the game

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I volunteer myself!

You are so nice to me.

You are my reason for living.

I want that hamster out of my life!

I've reported it to the President.

I am going to Easter.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

We need to fight.

You devil!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I never wanted this.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

I know what happened.

Good morning!

This is the perfect time to be here.

I'm magnificent.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

We've only got one bullet.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'm the only shaman on this planet

You are easily discouraged.

You never smile.

I'm going to need a wrench.

You will always hate me.

Give me the saw.

Learning is like taking a bath...

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I want you to hold me.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Take the money and go.

I'm going to need a baker.

It's not alive.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Someone's coming this way.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I feel devious.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

It was your fault that the cat died.

Take this with water.

I have the will.

You're crazy!

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I'll keep guard.

It's time to go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I know more than you realise.

This is a fine ship

Darling, it's so expensive.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I never felt so alone.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

It has to work

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We should quit.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Who left a doll in the laundry?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

This looks nice.

I want you to be insincere.

I knew you could live like this.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Good night!

I want to tell you about the wizard.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I can offer you a job.

Throw it here.

You burned it on purpose.

Don't wait to be asked.

Hand me the umbrella.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Get ready to laugh.

We are disorganized.

I'm trying to open it.

You're going to need a spy.

We're insignificant.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'm the only gravedigger who ever lived.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

You're going to pay!

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

I love autumn in India.

You're going to need a knife.

I'm a god.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want that monkey out of my house!

Your tongue has turned blue.

I've reported it to mother.

My life matters.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fisher.

Take this with you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I want you to be deep.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I will always want you.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I know who you are.

You are not my conscience.

You are so kind to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I have money.

You are a liar.

We're gods.

My love, it's so juicy.

I feel afraid.

I am confidential.

This room is haunted.

A boy needs a job.

Be careful!

I'm trying to win.

You should listen to your mother.

Can I make money?

Okay, who left a chipmunk in the kitchen?

Hey, watch me leave.

Get ready to die.

Don't get too close.

Finding a job is like opening a gift...

Laughing is all I can manage now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a botanist.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

There's an exception to every rule.

Your eyes have turned red.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

You're cursed.

You angel!

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want to tell you about the juice.

Fears are like chocolate...

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

You're going to need a mayor.

You are a poet.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

Let's watch TV!

This is the worst time to be happy.

Your tongue has turned grey.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Did you eat while I was away?

Hey, watch me move.

I'm the worst factory worker who ever lived.

My life is over.

I feel sore.

A boy needs boundaries.

Love is like a lake...

Who left a hammer in the dungeon?

I want you to be friendly.

We're the same person.

I have the time.

I want you to love me.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

We're going to need a spatula.

Please, come in.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

You're crazy.

Patience is a virtue

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Give me the teddy bear.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I'm going to need a sniper.

Fortune favours the brave.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I've reported it to the press.

You should protect your mother.

I need to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

My love, it's delicious.

Be safe!

You will always love me.

Open your heart.

I want you to betray me.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I'll listen.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We are fatalistic.

I am going to the funeral.

I have powers.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to be easy.

I never loved you.

A girl needs her mother.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Take the money and leave.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I love summer in Germany.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Winners don't quit

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

You're going down!

We've only got one of these.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I feel energetic.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want to tell you about Friday.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Don't ask any questions.

My life is a mystery.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Show me the doll.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Your nose has turned white.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You lost it.

Darling, it's dead.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

How dare you laugh at me!

Let's eat

Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...

I can offer you a sandwich.

We need to stop.

We're going to need a senator.

I'm the greatest construction worker who ever lived.

This is the worst time to be amused.

You are my inspiration.

Someone's listening.

You never sing anymore.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'll sit on it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

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