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He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Leave it alone.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Why do you hate me, so much?
My life matters.
You need me.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
No one suspects a thing
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the well.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
We're going to need a lot of help.
This looks familiar.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
We're gods.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
I have 20-20 vision.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're going to need a fork.
I love summer in Ireland.
Open it here.
Take this with water.
I want to tell you about the celery stick.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I want that koala out of my life!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take the drink and die.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
A boy needs his space.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I feel ridiculous.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a macchiato.
You burned it on purpose.
You devil!
Please, come in.
We're alone in the universe.
I volunteer myself!
I know what happened.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Paddle your own canoe.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are my son.
I have the will.
This room is bugged.
I want you to look at me.
Be safe!
You are not my type.
I've reported it to the President.
You want it.
Don't get too close.
I'm a god.
I never felt so alone.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is a fine ship
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I am stubborn.
I'm the greatest mercenary who ever lived.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're ghosts.
You should think about this.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Delivery!
I can't find my zebra anywhere.
Good luck!
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I could never despise you.
You should write to your mother.
I see you are thinking.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I'm trying to believe you.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Hand me the apple.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Your cheeks have turned blue.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
I love autumn in Spain.
I'm going to need a barber.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
We need to go.
I want that pony out of my life!
You are an inspiration.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Open the curtains.
We're weird.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I need to tell you about the guide.
Leave it outside.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You angel!
Be yourself!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Life is like a beach...
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm a ghost.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I want you to hold me.
I know the future.
I feel stylish.
It's giving me grief.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I have the scroll.
I can offer you a job.
It's not dead.
We are inoffensive.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Sound the alarm!
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
It's time to make lunch.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Am I dead, or not?
Please, stop shouting.
My life is cursed.
Can I make history?
Let's watch the game
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Stop, in the name of love.
Darling, it's dead.
Throw me the teddy bear.
I want you to stop loving me.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Someone's watching us.
You deserve this
When the door opens, start singing.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You're lucky.
I want you.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I volunteer to go!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You monster!
You broke the vase on purpose.
This room is haunted.
You should find your mother.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You are my sunshine.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.
I want that fly out of my life!
I can offer you an ale.
Take the drink and go.
You should vote.
I want you to kiss me.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
I know where you were.
I'll help.
I see you know what to do.
It's giving me an error message.
You're a ghost.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
We are idiosyncratic.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I can offer you a good price.
I'm the best antique dealer on this planet
A boy needs his friends.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Take this and pray.
I'm going to need a wrench.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Let's drink
You never sing anymore.
Darling, it's so expensive.
This is a stick up.
You are not my conscience.
I am going to Christmas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a taxidermist.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Get ready to die.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You lost it.
I have needs.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I could never hate you.
You are a twit.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I feel ignorant.
My life is over.
You're no good.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I need to tell you about the Heaven.
It's not easy.
Throw it here.
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to be reserved.
Be careful!
I want to tell you about the funeral.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Your tongue has turned white.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Your lips have turned blue.
You're going to pay!
Who left a merlot in the outhouse?
We need to fight.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I want you to marry me.
Good morning!
Take the piano and go.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm the best exotic dancer who ever lived.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
You are so kind to me.
I want that lobster out of my life!
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
You're going to need a magician.
You're going to need a knife.
Get ready for this.
I have lost the will to live.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're the same person.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Romance is like a lake...
You never have time for me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You are not my mother.
I am repugnant.
A boy needs confidence.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I love summer in Australia.
This is a day to remember
You crashed the car on purpose.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Leave it here.
You are a genius.
I want you to listen to me.
Just be yourself
Let's eat
I never hurt anybody.
I feel youthful.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can't find my moose anywhere.
We're going to need a lot of food.
We need to make out.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're crazy!
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Alright, who left a kite in the office?
Sorry, I have to take this.
We're no good.
You could never need me.
Take the money and go.
Please, don't take that.
It's giving me hope.
I want that panda out of my house!
We should ask for more money.
You're going to need a can opener.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm going to need an ornithologist.
You should make peace with your mother.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You are so good to me.
I'm the worst guide who ever lived.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
This looks interesting.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Show me the spoon.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I have the time.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Someone's coming this way.
Hey, watch me smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.
My love, it's so expensive.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
Good night!
Ha-cha-cha.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
They know it was me
This room is unstable.
I love winter in Spain.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Don't fool around.
I want that cat out of my house!
I want you to be conformist.
We need to close it.
I am coarse.
It's time to go.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are a godsend.
This is a fine mess
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
We've only got one chance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You could never want me.
You are not my daughter.
You never stop to think.
I can offer you a lemonade.
A word to the wise is enough.
I'm the only interpreter on this planet
Plug it in here.
We're cursed.
I volunteer to eat it!
It was your fault that the train was late.
You're amazing!
Get ready to dance.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I feel delighted.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I will always hate you.
You need it.
We're going to need a sculptor.
Leave it to the professionals.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Good grief!
How dare you smile at me!
You should ask for more money.
My love, it's dead.
I have time.
Can I make a home?
I want that shark out of my room!
Your face has turned white.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to help me.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I'm going to need a knife.
I want you to be lifeless.
We are shallow.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
You could never love me.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I know who you are.
I'm the best accountant on this planet
I feel helpless.
I knew you could turn things around.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I'll watch.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
A girl needs her father.
You dropped it.
Alright, who left an apple in the lounge room?
You're going to need a beautician.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
This is the worst time to be angry.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
I see you let yourself in.
It's not yours.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I want that spider out of my life!
This room is shrinking.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Please, don't move.
This looks nice.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You're a god.
Open the door.
You're never going to get away with this!
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You should call your father.
You are so mean to me.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I have powers.
You will always love me.
Take this for luck.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a fishcake.
It's time to pack your bags.
Throw me the bagel.
You're going to need a blacksmith.
Can I make a wish?
Stop, in the name of the law.
We're magnificent.
I'm the best professor who ever lived.
How much luck do you have?
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I feel content.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to read to me.
Dammit, who left a horse in the kitchen?
This looks bad.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
We are stubborn.
Show no mercy
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I've reported it to the press.
We're going to need a shovel.
I have the knife.
You are a handsome devil.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I knew you could fix it.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
When the door opens, start crying.
I know what to do.
Please, listen to me.
I'll wait here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Let's get it
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I want that goldfish out of my car!
This is the right time to be afraid.
Be better!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want to tell you about the elf.
Throw me the hot dog.
We are morbid.
I love summer in Switzerland.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to inspire me.
All's well that ends well
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
It's not appropriate.
Becoming rich is like tidying your room...
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
This looks wrong.
I'll open it.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I have the gun.
I have to tell you about Friday.
Give it here.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
We're going to need a botanist.
Hey, watch me move.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I heard laughter coming from the library.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You never listen.
I volunteer as tribute!
My life means nothing.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I feel excited.
You are a hero.
I am going to Easter.
A boy needs a job.
Who left a chicken in the office?
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
You will always despise me.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Whatever happens, don't panic
Open the bottle.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
It's not tight enough.
I can't find my dog anywhere.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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