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I'm the greatest DJ on this planet

Ha-cha-cha.

Who left a green tea in the wine cellar?

You never stop to think.

Running for office is like eating bread...

Winners don't quit

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You will always despise me.

You are my teacher.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I know what happened.

This room is bugged.

Good grief!

We're gods.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I see you are thinking.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.

I want that bird out of my house!

Someone's coming this way.

I volunteer to eat it!

You're really something!

I'm special.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I am going to the grand opening.

Let's go

Hand me the guitar.

We need to help each other.

Take the piano and leave.

I want you to stop loving me.

My love, it's so expensive.

I never gave up hope.

I need to tell you about Friday.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's giving me hope.

Don't fool around.

Be yourself!

Gardening is good for the soul.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

You are a hero.

This is a fine ship

My life is a mystery.

I'm a ghost.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

You are mealymouthed.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Can I make a wish?

You monster!

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to clean up after me.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Get ready to die.

Don't upset your father, not now.

It's not for sale.

I have faith.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want that moose out of my car!

Open the window.

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

He was unconscious when I found him.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

This room is haunted.

I want you to be predatory.

When I was little, I wanted to be an optometrist.

You should find your father.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Dammit, who left a ball in the laundry?

You never do what I want.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I can offer you a piña colada.

I'm the worst pilot who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

We're ghosts.

Someone's locked the door.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I never felt so alone.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Hey, watch me dance.

Hand me the fork.

I'm trying to understand.

You know it.

You're going down!

Take the drink and leave.

It has to work

Let's dance

You crashed the car on purpose.

You are not my conscience.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You're going to need a tailor.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I'll sit on it.

We need to stop.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You are so nice to me.

Please, wait here.

I know math.

This looks familiar.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

How dare you look at me!

When the party starts, start singing.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Get ready, or get out.

I love spring in Switzerland.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I volunteer to go!

I want that bunny out of my car!

Hope is like a mountain...

It's not yours.

We are touchy.

You are my favourite.

You should ask your mother.

You're insignificant.

A boy needs money.

You're a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

We've only got one hope.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

You are an idiot.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Who left a porcupine in the living room?

I'm the greatest pianist who ever lived.

Don't just stand there.

My love, it's beautiful.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I have time.

You found it.

Leave it until morning.

You are not my daughter.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You made me cry on purpose.

I love you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

We need to stay.

I have the scroll.

We're going to need a ventriloquist.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Let's watch TV!

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Whoop-whoop.

Delivery!

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

I'm trying to care.

It's time to brush your teeth.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Why do you love me, so much?

I feel creative.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are so kind to me.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready for this.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Good luck!

A boy needs love.

I want that lizard out of my room!

It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.

Hand me the burger.

I want you to cook for me.

You should listen to your father.

Can I make laughter?

I want you to stop tricking me.

Plug it in here.

Compassion is like a lake...

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

It's giving me grief.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Dying is like taking medicine...

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Take the money and die.

I knew you could survive.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You angel!

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

Take this with water.

You're coming with me!

Don't get too close.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You should vote.

We're the same person.

Open the bottle.

We're going to need a dentist.

I will always need you.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Alright, who left a knife in the garage?

You are an inspiration.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I'll watch.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

I have the gun.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

She was unconscious when I found her.

I've reported it to mother.

Good night!

You could never love me.

I am going to Christmas.

Okay. Just do what I do.

We're cursed.

Sound the alarm!

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to be crafty.

I'm the best bank robber who ever lived.

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to help me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Throw it here.

Be better!

Can I make a kite?

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

This is the right time to be afraid.

I want you to stop smelling me.

It's not easy.

Get ready to run.

Hand me the wrench.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Please, stand.

I want to tell you about the busker.

It's time to pack your bags.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You should protect your father.

We are liberal.

Take this with you.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

I can offer you a merlot.

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You're going to need a teacher.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Someone's in here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I want that raccoon out of my house!

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Dammit, who left a 7-up in the basement?

Why do you hate me, so much?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I see you let yourself in.

Stop, in the name of love.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I never killed anyone.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

We're weird.

I can offer you a job.

You could never need me.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to be irritable.

You're amazing!

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Did you fart today?

I want you to love me.

Walls have ears.

We should hide.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I could never love you.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I know what to do.

Can I make a yurt?

We are difficult.

You need it.

Give me the chair.

Hey, watch me leave.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.

Leave it outside.

This looks bad.

I've reported it to the press.

I have the knife.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I am going to the wedding.

You never call me.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Dare to dream

Drop it here.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I'm the greatest receptionist on this planet

Please, be careful.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Who left a knife in the barn?

This is a stick up.

I want you to be trembling.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I should pay the bill.

I want you to stop looking at me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I'm trying to believe you.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I can offer you a burger.

I'm a god.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I volunteer myself!

I want that sheep out of my life!

I want you to betray me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I need to tell you about the dwarf.

Take the piano and die.

Did you get lucky last night?

I have a secret.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Get ready to laugh.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

Leave it alone.

Show me the can opener.

We've only got one chance.

You fascinate me.

You are my daughter.

My life means nothing.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

A girl needs a job.

How dare you smile at me!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm cursed.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Darling, it's dead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

Don't ask any questions.

Hey, watch me smile.

You want it.

This is a day to remember

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

This room is unstable.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I can offer you a smoothie.

I want you to be uninhibited.

I'm trying to win.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I never could make up my mind.

I knew you could fix it.

It's not in.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Running for office is like opening a bottle of wine...

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I want you to stop following me.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Please, don't move.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

We need to make out.

I see you every day.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You hate me.

I could never want you.

I am well-read.

Can I make changes?

I'm the only swimmer who ever lived.

It's now or never

I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.

How dare you laugh at me!

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I want that monkey out of my life!

I have the letter.

Darling, it's beautiful.

It's time to go to bed.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You're going to need a lot of food.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

Life is like a bar of soap...

You never listen.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

We should go to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

Your face has turned pink.

Be careful!

I can't find my cranberry juice anywhere.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Take the money and go.

You can have it.

I never really lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I want you to stop tickling me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I can offer you a cracker.

This looks peculiar.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Can I make sense?

My life is over.

I love fall in Hong Kong.

You are not my father.

You are my sunshine.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I will always love you.

You could never fascinate me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

I have to tell you about the party.

We're going to need a secretary.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Show no mercy

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You devil!

I want that puppy out of my house!

I've reported it to the police.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

You're a ghost.

Good morning!

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Put it here.

I feel ugly.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to look at me.

You burned it on purpose.

Hey, watch me move.

It's time to go.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

I am going to Easter.

Your lips have turned blue.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

You are artificial.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I just want a yellow highlighter. What's wrong with that?

I love spring in Japan.

I have the will.

Take the piano and go.

Leave it here.

You could never despise me.

Someone's watching us.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

We need to play.

Let's eat

A girl needs her own room.

I know more than you realise.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Please, stay where you are.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Buying a house is like fixing a computer...

I want that pony out of my car!

Okay, who left a Gatorade in the guest room?

Did you get lucky just now?

I have lost the will to live.

You're crazy!

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want you.

Can I make finger puppets?

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I see you have done this before.

Despair is like a party...

I want to tell you about the elf.

Open it here.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

Sorry, I have to take this.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

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