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You are a liar.
I'm a god.
Good morning!
When the lights go out, start singing.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Sorry, I have to take this.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Be careful!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Sound the alarm!
You're insignificant.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Please, sit down.
I will always hate you.
I have lost the will to live.
You're going to need a knife.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I can offer you a tea.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I feel cold.
Get ready, or get out.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I am going to the wedding.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I volunteer myself!
This room is shrinking.
You never sing anymore.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Keep your powder dry.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
Someone's in here.
Your tongue has turned green.
I want you to stop questioning me.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Can I make friends?
You will always despise me.
I love spring in Spain.
Put it here.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We've only got one chance.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
Who left a doll in the kitchen?
All's well that ends well
I've reported it to the police.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want you to help me.
I knew you could live like this.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You are not my son.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I'll listen.
I can offer you a job.
I know math.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I have needs.
Take this with water.
I'm the best executioner on this planet
You're alone in the universe.
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
This is a fine mess
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
No one can ever know that I was here.
We are useless.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are my favourite.
You're never going to get away with this!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It's not alive.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
We're the same person.
You should go to the police.
Hey, watch me dance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
When I was little, I wanted to be a paleontologist.
I want you.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Dreams are like chocolate...
This room is haunted.
I see you have done this before.
When the door opens, start crying.
You are so nice to me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Please, come in.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Good night!
Open the window.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks suspicious.
You should write to your mother.
You need me.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I am going to Christmas.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I need to tell you about the guest room.
We're going to need a torturer.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You never have time for me.
Who left a knife in the wine cellar?
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Be yourself!
I never felt so alone.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Get ready to die.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'm a ghost.
We need to order pizza.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I am methodical.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.
I have time.
Someone's locked the door.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
We're ghosts.
Let's watch the game
If you don't want it, put it back.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Give me the ukulele.
I want you to be respectful.
Take the money and go.
Leave it to the professionals.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
We've only got one of these.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
You are so kind to me.
I want that donkey out of my car!
How dare you smile at me!
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to betray me.
I love fall in America.
Drop it here.
Delivery!
Your ego is like a camera...
Why do you tease me, so much?
Please, stop crying.
Don't fool around.
You dropped it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I have the card.
Today is the day
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Can I make art?
I will always want you.
You are a twit.
This is a fine ship
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You're no good.
I see you know what to do.
You should call your mother.
Get ready to dance.
I can offer you a bagel.
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
This looks wrong.
Your face has turned spotted.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I never really lived.
You devil!
You never listen.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.
I have a secret.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're going to need a cook.
It's not yours.
My life means nothing.
I want that fly out of my house!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm trying to believe you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
This is crazy
I am certain.
Take this for luck.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a can opener.
I've reported it to mother.
Take the drink and leave.
You are so good to me.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Please, remain silent.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm the only undertaker who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be an animal trainer.
I feel ignorant.
Don't get too close.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to be snoopy.
Whoop-whoop.
Who left a burger in the stable?
We've only got one option.
I am going to Easter.
Hand me the spatula.
Open the bottle.
I never wanted this.
You're really something!
I see you let yourself in.
No one can ever know that I like you
I want you to read to me.
We need to stay.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I am moody.
It's not for sale.
Just try not to cry
I know what happened.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I'll sit on it.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Your nose has turned white.
It's giving me a headache.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You need it.
Can I make history?
I'm the only minister on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I feel frightened.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
My life is cursed.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Take this with you.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
You should find your mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Leave it here.
Who left a spoon in the control room?
I see you for who you are.
I love spring in Brazil.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Plug it in here.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to stop me.
You are transparent.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
This looks edible.
We're going to need a hammer.
Open the curtains.
Please, give me that.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
We've only got one hope.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I never wanted to die.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's almost over
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Good luck!
Stop, in the name of the law.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Ha-cha-cha.
The first thing to consider is safety.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I've reported it to Interpol.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are a hero.
Luck is like a guitar...
You're a god.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I have the scroll.
I'm going to need a trapper.
You are my teacher.
It's not easy.
You should find your father.
You're going to pay!
I'm alone in the universe.
This is a day to remember
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
Let's watch TV!
I feel empty.
Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Someone's having a bad day.
You could never fascinate me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It was your fault that the dog died.
Hey, watch me smile.
I need to tell you about the mermaid.
Don't just stand there.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I want that goose out of my room!
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I'm the worst executioner on this planet
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I want you to inspire me.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
Be better!
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Time to shine
Why do you love me, so much?
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I'm going to need a musician.
Friendship is like a party...
You want it.
Leave it outside.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
We've only got one life.
We need to go.
A girl needs her friends.
You are so mean to me.
This looks peculiar.
I'm going to need a hammer.
You are an inspiration.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Give it here.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
You should listen to your father.
I'm the worst bricklayer who ever lived.
I want that tortoise out of my life!
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You're cursed.
Who left a puppy in the outhouse?
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I can't find my car anywhere.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I'm trying to forgive you.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I love spring in France.
Your lips have turned blue.
You never call me.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Oil and water don't mix.
Give me the saw.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
I never loved you.
I'm going to need a torturer.
We are unsure.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I see you are thinking.
Let's get it
I'll get it.
I knew you could open it.
You deserve this
When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.
You are my reason for living.
Open your heart.
I know what to do.
I have to tell you about the barn.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Can I make sense?
Your tongue has turned pink.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
You're a ghost.
It's not in.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Fears are like marshmallows...
You are not my type.
I want you to be odd.
I love summer in Antarctica.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Leave it alone.
You're amazing!
Learning is like taking medicine...
I volunteer to go!
You're going to need a wrench.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I want that hedgehog out of my car!
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You found it.
My life is over.
I'm the best pilot on this planet
Dare to dream
I want you to cook for me.
The best things in life are free.
Justice is like a book...
This is a stick up.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Your ears have turned grey.
I need you.
You're going to need a dancer.
Be safe!
It's time to make lunch.
Good grief!
I should pay the bill.
I feel stupid.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Gardening is good for the soul.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I can offer you a good price.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
We need to unite.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I love winter in Australia.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.
Take this and pray.
We've only got one bullet.
I have the knife.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm no good.
Get ready to laugh.
I volunteer to eat it!
Let's go
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Can I make sushi?
You made me cry on purpose.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I am driven.
I can't find my ant anywhere.
I have money.
We're going to need a fork.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We're gods.
I'm going to need an entertainer.
I should hide.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I want you to be aloof.
You should disown your mother.
Someone's listening.
Don't wait to be asked.
It's not right.
You will always hate me.
This looks familiar.
Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
This is the worst time to be amused.
You never stop to think.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I feel trustworthy.
I'll watch.
I want you to stop lying to me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You are never too old to learn.
Fears are like spaghetti...
You are a thief.
I heard a voice coming from the closet.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I am going to the party.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Let's play
Did you fart last night?
You're lucky.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
You are my father.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Give me the muffin.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I want you to clean up after me.
We're going to need a criminal.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I know the future.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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