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I've reported it to Interpol.
We're going to need a tailor.
I love spring in Germany.
When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.
I know what to do.
I have powers.
Put it here.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Take the drink and leave.
This room is shrinking.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Good night!
He was unconscious when I found him.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
You're a god.
You could never need me.
I feel lonely.
I knew you could open it.
Whoop-whoop.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm the greatest goatherd on this planet
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We should hide.
Open the window.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Let's go
Who left a Powerade in the dungeon?
We're the same person.
Can I make laughter?
You are unpatriotic.
Hand me the ukulele.
Leave it to the professionals.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I'll open it.
This is a stick up.
Why do you hate me, so much?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Love will find a way.
I volunteer myself!
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Luck is like a lake...
Someone's in here.
You're going to pay!
I want you to look at me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I never felt so alone.
Don't get too close.
My love, it's so juicy.
It's not easy.
It's giving me grief.
I love summer in India.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
You never stop to think.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to stop loving me.
My life matters.
You should disown your mother.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Please, give up while you can.
I'm going to need a spatula.
I'm trying to believe you.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You are a handsome devil.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You're a ghost.
Good morning!
Buying a house is like making toast...
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I feel important.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Take the piano and go.
Leave it here.
This room is bugged.
This is crazy
We're crazy.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Can I make the bed?
I have to tell you about the cappuccino.
Be careful!
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I am going to the party.
Let's watch the game
No one can ever know that I was here.
Take this with water.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I never could make up my mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
How dare you look at me!
I see you are thinking.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
You need me.
Hey, watch me move.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You broke it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Open sesame.
I want that porcupine out of my house!
You should quit.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are my son.
I heard a sound coming from the waiting room.
This looks interesting.
A boy needs his friends.
I want you to read to me.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to stop tickling me.
We are contradictory.
Your lips have turned orange.
You are so good to me.
You're going down!
Seeing is believing.
I'm the only minister on this planet
This is a fine ship
Good grief!
My life is over.
Hand me the umbrella.
We've only got one option.
Get ready to dance.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
I'm a ghost.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Delivery!
I know the future.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Let's play
Ha-cha-cha.
I could never hate you.
Okay, who left a cracker in the conservatory?
You devil!
I have the will.
You never take me seriously.
I can offer you a fishcake.
When the party starts, start singing.
Give it here.
Take this with you.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Take the drink and go.
You should disown your father.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You're weird.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
Please, don't take that.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You will always despise me.
Your nose has turned grey.
I want that badger out of my room!
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
You're going to need a shovel.
You can do this
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
We're ghosts.
I am going to the wedding.
Be better!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I can offer you a job.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
This looks edible.
This room is unstable.
I feel strong.
I volunteer as tribute!
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Hand me the spring-roll.
Having a child is like eating cupcakes...
I can't find my crab anywhere.
I'm the worst dogcatcher who ever lived.
You should pay the bill.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Hey, watch me smile.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I see you came prepared.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
A boy needs his father.
It's not safe.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Dammit, who left a spatula in the dining room?
Take the money and go.
You should make peace with your father.
I know math.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I have the poem.
I want you to marry me.
I can offer you a merlot.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
You angel!
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
We need to play.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
You are distressed.
Take this for luck.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You're going to need a cartoonist.
You never listen.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
You are a thief.
I knew you could live like this.
I want you to be sweet.
We've only got one of these.
I feel terrible.
Did you fart this morning?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Can I make music?
It's time to brush your teeth.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I want that puppy out of my house!
It's not in.
I've reported it to the press.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
You are my everything.
You're coming with me!
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
I want you to stop following me.
I love winter in Brazil.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Your lips have turned yellow.
This is the right time to be here.
I could never need you.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the dog died.
You should start a business.
Darling, it's alive.
Always put your best foot forward.
I'm the only model on this planet
I want you to kiss me.
We're weird.
Your nose has turned blue.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Be safe!
You should ask your father.
You won't find it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Sound the alarm!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
How much influence do you have?
You never have time for me.
Can I make a kite?
You monster!
Why do you love me, so much?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Throw me the can opener.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are a poet.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Take the piano and die.
I'm trying to leave.
The first thing to consider is safety.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hotelier.
We're gods.
You are blunt.
Your eyes have turned pink.
Am I dead, or not?
I can't find my saw anywhere.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I'm a god.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of wine.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I know more than you realise.
Who left a wine in the barn?
I have money.
You are so mean to me.
I feel deceitful.
I'm the only carver who ever lived.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I volunteer to go!
For everything there is a season.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Be yourself!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You're going to need a spatula.
I'm magnificent.
A boy needs his own room.
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
You are not my father.
Can I make a movie?
Maybe no one will notice
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Did you fart today?
I want you to be captivating.
My life means nothing.
I want that frog out of my house!
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We are indignant.
Don't just stand there.
Drop it here.
Open the bottle.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I never wanted this.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I'm trying to see the funny side.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I can offer you a martini.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want you to love me.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm going to need a wrench.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
A boy needs money.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
This room is haunted.
How dare you smile at me!
Get ready to laugh.
You despise me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You're crazy!
No one can ever know that I survived.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Your tongue has turned black.
I'm the greatest sniper who ever lived.
This looks peculiar.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I volunteer to eat it!
Leave it until morning.
Someone's having a bad day.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Are you crazy? We're not together!
We're no good.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
You never do what I want.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
I will always want you.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You are my reason for living.
I love autumn in Australia.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Who left a daiquiri in the bedroom?
I need to tell you about the Heaven.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Take this and pray.
Let's drink
I know where you were.
I can offer you a mojito.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ornithologist.
I can't find my mochaccino anywhere.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I'm going to need a saw.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I have time.
Take the money and die.
I'll wait here.
Please, don't eat that.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's time to make lunch.
My life is a mystery.
Get ready for this.
Can I make believe?
Give me the pickle.
Cooking is good for the soul.
You are a genius.
I want you to be upright.
You burned it on purpose.
We've only got one hope.
I want you to kill me.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I never hurt anybody.
It's almost over
Don't fool around.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
It's not alive.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
This looks bad.
Your nose has turned white.
You are so kind to me.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
The truth is like a winter's day...
I feel funny.
We're going to need a writer.
You are my daughter.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
You are not my mother.
You want it.
I despise you.
I have a secret.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
I want to tell you about the licorice twist.
I see you smiling.
Did you fart at work?
You are groovy.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I can offer you a wine.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Get ready to die.
I'm the greatest messenger who ever lived.
You fascinate me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a flight attendant.
Who left a tea in the kitchen?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I want you to listen to me.
We need to break up.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have the knife.
I want you to be tidy.
I'm going to need a dictator.
Can I make a home?
Please, come closer.
I love winter in Japan.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A girl needs boundaries.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You should ask your mother.
I feel foolish.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want that chicken out of my room!
We're going to need a hammer.
I need to tell you about the cocktail.
I knew you could make up your mind.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I've reported it to the police.
Death is like a violin...
Your ears have turned pink.
I'm trying to help.
It's now or never
Take the piano and leave.
You are not my daughter.
Can I make sense?
Physician, heal thyself.
You should think about this.
I never killed anyone.
Did you get lucky today?
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
You will always fascinate me.
I am going to Easter.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
You can't have it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a carver.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I knew you could turn things around.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
You should write to your mother.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You're going to need a knight.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You are a twit.
I'll keep guard.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I want to tell you about the library.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.
Having a child is like eating bread...
You are not my type.
Get ready to run.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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