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You angel!

I want you to kiss me.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

Sound the alarm!

I can offer you a beer.

Delivery!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

We need to unite.

Someone's locked the door.

Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...

Don't fool around.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Open the curtains.

Who left a teddy bear in the corridor?

Hey, watch me dance.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We're gods.

Stop, in the name of love.

You should find your mother.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

I'm going to need a webmaster.

This is a stick up.

A boy needs money.

Am I coming with you, or not?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to be paranoid.

Be safe!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You hate me.

No one suspects a thing

I want you to stop blaming me.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I'm a ghost.

I have the time.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I know more than you realise.

I have 20-20 vision.

This is the right time to be amused.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'm insignificant.

It's not going to fit.

I love fall in Japan.

Your ears have turned red.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Take the piano and go.

You need it.

Take this and pray.

I'll get ready.

You are a liar.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Get ready, or get out.

Can I make better choices?

I'm the best messenger on this planet

You never have time for me.

Did you fart this morning?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I volunteer to go!

You burned it on purpose.

Don't get too close.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to look at me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want that seal out of my room!

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

This room is unstable.

Who left a kite in the kitchen?

I've reported it to the police.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

You are so kind to me.

Let's go

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Don't shoot the messenger.

We're the same person.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I could never need you.

No one can ever know that I like you

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Leave it here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

When the party starts, hide.

How dare you smile at me!

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are not my type.

Throw me the spatula.

Open it here.

You are focused.

Your tongue has turned blue.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I know math.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I have the knife.

I want you to be conformist.

Take the money and go.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Why do you love me, so much?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I'm the worst juggler who ever lived.

I have to tell you about the another dimension.

Can I make believe?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

My life is a mystery.

This looks great.

You are my inspiration.

You are a genius.

You're a god.

A boy needs his father.

We need to stay.

I'm going to need a painter.

I want you to love me.

Take this with water.

It's not ready.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

This room is haunted.

I can offer you a muffin.

Open the door.

I want you.

I want you to stop loving me.

Please, stop smoking.

Darling, it's so juicy.

No one can ever know the truth.

Who left an ant in the corridor?

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'm going to need a can opener.

You should hide.

We're alone in the universe.

Learning is like tidying your room...

You never do what I want.

I knew you could see it through.

I never hurt anybody.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You deserve this

Gardening is good for the soul.

You devil!

You can have it.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

It's giving me grief.

I love fall in Australia.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I have the scroll.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I feel weak.

I want you to be disorderly.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Throw me the teddy bear.

My life is over.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

I'll get it.

This looks interesting.

You could never love me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.

We need to break up.

I'm the best executioner on this planet

I want that kangaroo out of my life!

I am going to Christmas.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I see you know what to do.

You are not my conscience.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I will always want you.

Someone's having a bad day.

This is a day to remember

You broke the vase on purpose.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Let's eat

Take the money and leave.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

It's time to go to bed.

We should hide.

This room is bugged.

I want you to clean up after me.

Hey, watch me move.

It's not for sale.

We're going to need a nurse.

Take this with you.

I need to tell you about the control room.

I feel odd.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You monster!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're crazy!

I'm lucky.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You never say what you're thinking.

We are scornful.

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

You lost it.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Get ready to laugh.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I am going to the grand opening.

Eating is good for the soul.

Love is like a mountain...

Hand me the ball.

Please, give me that.

I have faith.

You could never despise me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I want you to be blissful.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Throw it here.

You are my everything.

I just want a cider. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best miner on this planet

You should find your father.

Your fears are like chocolate...

You are a poet.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

This looks bad.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I'm going to need a graphic artist.

I can't find my room anywhere.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Whoop-whoop.

I can offer you a job.

I want that crab out of my life!

My love, it's dead.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

My life means nothing.

We're ghosts.

Open your heart.

Let's play

If you're done, we'll get started.

The first thing to consider is safety.

A boy needs boundaries.

Time is a great healer.

Someone's watching us.

I want you to betray me.

You never call me.

I've reported it to mother.

I am going to the party.

I'm a god.

You are treacherous.

Can I make it right?

I could never love you.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It was your fault that the party was ruined.

We need to eat.

I love spring in Australia.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I should ask for more money.

I'll watch.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

You are an inspiration.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You could never need me.

This looks odd.

You broke it.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Good luck!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I have powers.

I see you for who you are.

I feel determined.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

We're cursed.

Be careful!

I want that giraffe out of my house!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I know what happened.

I'm the worst baker on this planet

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Throw me the shovel.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Did you get lucky last night?

Open the window.

I will always hate you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You're going to need a wrench.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You never sing anymore.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to be inert.

Can I make dumplings?

I love autumn in Brazil.

How dare you laugh at me!

Let's watch TV!

Leave it alone.

I've reported it to the President.

Take the piano and die.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want you to stop tricking me.

We need to go.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

You won't find it.

You're amazing!

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Who left a kebab in the guest room?

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

I have to tell you about the hot dog.

I want that zebra out of my room!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I am going to Easter.

Be yourself!

Throw me the doll.

I know the future.

Did you eat yesterday?

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I'm going to need a DJ.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You never smile.

You should listen to your father.

Your eyes have turned black.

You're going to need a spatula.

Can I make a movie?

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Please, stand.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I can offer you a whiskey.

We need to order pizza.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I have the letter.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Your nose has turned grey.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

You fascinate me.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I could never despise you.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

Be better!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Show me the banana.

I want that monkey out of my room!

Who left a knife in the waiting room?

I can't find my long white anywhere.

Leave it until morning.

Reading is all I can manage now.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

We've only got one of these.

You are so nice to me.

I never could make up my mind.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Did you fart just now?

This is a fine mess

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You should quit.

You are not my mother.

I want you to be sanctimonious.

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I see you smiling.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I'm the only taxidermist who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Your lips have turned yellow.

You're going to pay!

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

We need to close it.

You are barbaric.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's giving me hope.

I'll wait here.

I'm going to need a professor.

My life matters.

When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.

Good grief!

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I'm magnificent.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I want that cat out of my room!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You could never hate me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

A girl needs her father.

I love winter in Germany.

Please, remain silent.

I'm trying to believe you.

Let's watch the game

You're going to need a fork.

You dropped it.

I have to tell you about the fishcake.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Whatever happens, don't panic

I should quit.

Someone's coming this way.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I know who you are.

Can I make sushi?

Leave it outside.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You are a thief.

I never killed anyone.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Life is like a picnic in the park...

Okay, who left a kite in the outhouse?

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Your face has turned green.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

You're never going to get away with this!

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Give me the hammer.

It's not heavy.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

We're going to need a mobster.

I see you let yourself in.

I have the need, the need for speed.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I'll keep guard.

I'm the worst marshal who ever lived.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Don't ask any questions.

You should ask your mother.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I love you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Dating is like doing the shopping...

I want you to be sexy.

I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.

Can I make a comeback?

Open sesame.

My love, it's beautiful.

Someone's listening.

You're going to need a spoon.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Your lips have turned brown.

Take the drink and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Reality is like a lake...

I want you to inspire me.

I can offer you a chardonnay.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I have money.

You're weird.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You're a ghost.

You know it.

I feel dejected.

We're going to need a medic.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fishmonger.

You are my sunshine.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Take this for luck.

You will always want me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You are so good to me.

A girl needs love.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Your dreams are like chocolate...

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Can I make lunch?

Who left a muffin in the library?

I want you to be fanciful.

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