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I never could make up my mind.
Hey, watch me dance.
Throw me the spring-roll.
When I was little, I wanted to be a game show host.
You're magnificent.
The first thing to consider is safety.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This looks suspicious.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I can offer you a job.
You're a ghost.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I've reported it to the President.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Give it here.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
I want that lion out of my room!
My life is a mystery.
I love autumn in Canada.
I have the gun.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Let's watch TV!
Darling, it's so expensive.
Good luck!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Your nose has turned blue.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Can I make mistakes?
This is a day to remember
You're going to pay!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to betray me.
Get ready, or get out.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Someone's watching us.
We should vote.
Stop, in the name of love.
No one will ever know
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
You never call me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You could never fascinate me.
You are a poet.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We're ghosts.
I'm the greatest composer who ever lived.
It's not in.
Leave it to the professionals.
You are my reason for living.
Sound the alarm!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I feel offended.
I am going to the wedding.
I am single-minded.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can't find my bird anywhere.
You should write to your mother.
Take this with water.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I can offer you an orange juice.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have the scroll.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Don't just stand there.
This looks peculiar.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I'm a god.
You are not my favourite.
No one can ever know that I like you
How much luck do you have?
Take the drink and go.
I never gave up hope.
I've reported it to mother.
Get ready to die.
Who left a ball in the control room?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
This room is shrinking.
You can't have it.
This is the worst time to be here.
Let's eat
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Someone's coming this way.
It's time to make lunch.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Leave it here.
Your lips have turned pink.
I want you to help me.
I'm trying to believe you.
I volunteer to eat it!
Did you eat this morning?
You're cursed.
Show me the icecream.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I'll listen.
My life matters.
We're going to need a guru.
I want you to stop loving me.
Please, stop shouting.
We need to make out.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You should disown your father.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I want you to be zany.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
No one can ever know the truth.
My love, it's alive.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Don't get too close.
I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Take this with you.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We should pay the bill.
Get ready for this.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Good grief!
Take the money and go.
You never do what I want.
I'm going to need a fork.
Your face has turned brown.
You're amazing!
I am going to the grand opening.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are so good to me.
I am shortsighted.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Your ears have turned stripey.
I love winter in Australia.
It's giving me hope.
I have the knife.
I feel cowardly.
Delivery!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
This is a fine mess
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I want that dingo out of my room!
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
You are my love.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm the only ninja on this planet
This looks familiar.
I see you for who you are.
I despise you.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
My love, it's dead.
Be better!
A girl needs money.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
Who left a shovel in the garage?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a Pepsi.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
All's well that ends well
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
We need to play.
We're gods.
Your nose has turned spotted.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Throw me the spoon.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'll keep guard.
Please, don't take that.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
We're going to need a veterinarian.
I want you to be pugnacious.
We are pure.
I'm going to need a knife.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We've only got one bullet.
I want you to stop questioning me.
How dare you look at me!
I never wanted this.
Take the piano and go.
I'm the best choreographer on this planet
This room is unstable.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I heard a creaking sound coming from the chapel.
You never say what you're thinking.
My life is cursed.
Whoop-whoop.
You are so mean to me.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
My love, it's so expensive.
I could never hate you.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Be careful!
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You should listen to your father.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
You are not my type.
I see you let yourself in.
Someone's in here.
You are a thief.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Can I make friends?
I am going to the funeral.
We need to go.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You should hide.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Why do you love me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I love winter in Spain.
A boy needs boundaries.
I'll help.
Did you get lucky at work?
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I feel confident.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
It's time to go.
No one can ever know what we did.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to listen to me.
I will always want you.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're magnificent.
We're going to need a spatula.
Get ready to laugh.
Maybe no one will notice
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
I knew you could live like this.
You angel!
This looks wrong.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Take the drink and die.
I can offer you a Guinness.
You dropped it.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
It's giving me an error message.
Let's watch the game
I want that seal out of my car!
I just want a wine. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I want you to be prudent.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Put it here.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I know who you are.
Your nose has turned red.
Can I make an igloo?
We're going to need a construction worker.
You are a genius.
How much time do you have?
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're the same person.
Did you eat while I was away?
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to love me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.
You should protect your mother.
You burned it on purpose.
You're under arrest!
Knitting is good for the soul.
I'm a ghost.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I can't find my diet Mountain Dew anywhere.
Friendship is like a piano...
I heard a sound coming from the office.
It's not easy.
Darling, it's delicious.
You're alone in the universe.
I am going to the party.
Please, don't drink that.
You devil!
I have time.
I've reported it to the press.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I knew you could see it through.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You are my sunshine.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You are not my conscience.
I love winter in Ireland.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I know math.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Don't ask any questions.
I have to tell you about the guest room.
You never smile.
I want you to be intent.
How much courage do you have?
Okay, who left a sandwich in the wine cellar?
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm the only astronaut who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
You are so nice to me.
Be safe!
I can offer you a good price.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Can I make a pillow fort?
This room is haunted.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I volunteer as tribute!
I never felt so alone.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want that sheep out of my life!
Give me the guitar.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I am going to Easter.
A girl needs a job.
We need to close it.
This is a fine ship
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
You're crazy!
You monster!
You're insignificant.
You want me.
Open the window.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I've reported it to the police.
I see you are thinking.
Your cheeks have turned red.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I'm the best sheriff on this planet
Put your best foot forward.
We're going to need a hammer.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Dying is like lighting a candle...
I'll get ready.
It's not working.
I am inflamed.
You never sing anymore.
I'm trying to open it.
You should quit.
I have needs.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, put it back.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I want that goose out of my life!
Someone's locked the door.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
Please, don't touch that.
A girl needs discipline.
Leave it outside.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I feel ticklish.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
You found it.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You could never hate me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Can I make up?
I have the card.
You're going down!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It has to work
I want you to look at me.
Did you fart last night?
Life is like a summer's day...
We need to open it.
I heard weeping coming from the library.
I want you to be money-minded.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I'll watch.
You should find your mother.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I should quit.
Your face has turned grey.
I can offer you a milkshake.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I'm the worst bank robber on this planet
You're going to need a spatula.
I love spring in France.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
I need to tell you about the the liferaft.
Time is money.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
Take the drink and leave.
I have lost the will to live.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You're going to need a cartoonist.
Your eyes have turned pink.
You will always despise me.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Hey, watch me move.
I want that monkey out of my room!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I could never need you.
Please, stop crying.
I feel alone.
Okay, who left a screwdriver in the garage?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
It was my fault that the train was late.
I see you smiling.
Can I make peace?
You're never going to get away with this!
Success is like a movie...
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It's not mine.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Getting married is like doing chores...
I love fall in Japan.
We're no good.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
You should call your father.
This looks edible.
Throw me the kite.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
Your tongue has turned purple.
Hey, watch me smile.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to be crying.
Don't fool around.
You're going to need a shovel.
This is the right time to be amused.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You know it.
Take the piano and leave.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Learning is like taking medicine...
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Did you get lucky just now?
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Find some proof that he tricked you.
A girl needs her friends.
Let's dance
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
It's not open.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Patience is a virtue
You're lucky.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
Your eyes have turned black.
I want that lion out of my car!
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I'm going to need a bonecarver.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.
You are gentle.
I love spring in Canada.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I volunteer myself!
Who left an espresso in the outhouse?
I can offer you a licorice twist.
We need to unite.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Darling, it's dead.
Can I make soup?
It's time to pack your bags.
My life is over.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You need it.
Give me the shovel.
I want you to be enervated.
Get ready to dance.
It was your fault that the play sucked.
This is a stick up.
I want you to hold me.
Take the money and leave.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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