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This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Don't get too close.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to stop tickling me.

We've only got one hope.

You are so kind to me.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

We're alone in the universe.

No one can ever know that you survived.

We're ghosts.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guru.

I have 20-20 vision.

You lost it.

I heard weeping coming from the cloakroom.

It's time to go to bed.

This is a stick up.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I have the will.

I want you to help me.

I love winter in Antarctica.

Someone's watching us.

When the door opens, hide.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I never could make up my mind.

I've reported it to the President.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Plug it in here.

You're a god.

Open sesame.

I feel self-conscious.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

You're under arrest!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Delivery!

I have to tell you about the griffin.

How much courage do you have?

A girl needs discipline.

Take this with you.

You are a genius.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I want you to be amazed.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hey, watch me leave.

My life is cursed.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are eloquent.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

This looks great.

Don't fool around.

Am I dead, or not?

Show no mercy

You should find your mother.

I want that bird out of my car!

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Sound the alarm!

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Good luck!

Dammit, who left a cheetah in the garage?

I'll get ready.

Your cheeks have turned black.

You are my love.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You monster!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

You're a ghost.

I am going to Easter.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Leave it until morning.

Let's go

She was unconscious when I found her.

Can I make an effort?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I've reported it to the police.

Please, stand.

I have needs.

You will always want me.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You crashed the car on purpose.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's not going to fit.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You're going to need a spatula.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I can offer you a job.

I know what to do.

Be careful!

We're special.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Take this with water.

My love, it's so shiny.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

I want you to kiss me.

We need to close it.

This room is shrinking.

Open the door.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm going to need a matador.

Get ready to laugh.

I feel dirty.

Take the money and leave.

You can have it.

I could never despise you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I'm a ghost.

I volunteer myself!

Did you fart yesterday?

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are my only hope.

How dare you laugh at me!

You should protect your mother.

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Who left a doll in the cell?

I am going to the grand opening.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You never stop to think.

A boy needs his own room.

I have the scroll.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

You are an inspiration.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to stop loving me.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I'll watch.

You are so nice to me.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the well.

You're alone in the universe.

Can I make peace?

You made me cry on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

We're gods.

Good grief!

No one can ever know that I was here.

We're going to need a hammer.

I am tactless.

We should ask for more money.

Get ready to dance.

I love spring in Ireland.

You are not my type.

Don't wait to be asked.

You're amazing!

Throw me the chair.

We need to open it.

This looks familiar.

It's time to pack your bags.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

It's giving me an error message.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

How dare you smile at me!

I want that fish out of my car!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I know who you are.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I'm the worst stunt double who ever lived.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

When I was little, I wanted to be a magistrate.

Patience is a virtue

Gardening is all I can manage now.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Please, don't touch that.

It's not alive.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Put it here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You broke it.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

We're going to need a computer programmer.

A boy needs his grandfather.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I see you smiling.

I have a secret.

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Why do you love me, so much?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'll open it.

You never listen.

You are my teacher.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

How much time do you have?

Let's dance

I can offer you a Gatorade.

I feel timid.

You are so good to me.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I never loved you.

This looks edible.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Open the curtains.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

You're crazy!

Can I make promises?

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

You are organized.

You will always despise me.

I'm the only sailor who ever lived.

I'm going to need a knife.

I want you to betray me.

I want that kangaroo out of my car!

Your face has turned spotted.

It's time to make lunch.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Ha-cha-cha.

It's giving me hope.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I know what happened.

This room is haunted.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Be better!

I'm trying to understand.

I should go to the police.

You angel!

You are not my daughter.

Someone's having a bad day.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Who left an ukulele in the living room?

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

You are my reason for living.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Get ready, or get out.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Hey, watch me move.

I never killed anyone.

Compassion is like a beach...

You never do what I want.

Leave it here.

Stop, in the name of love.

I will always hate you.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We need to unite.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Good night!

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I need to tell you about Monday.

You're going down!

I can offer you a good price.

I'm going to need a spoon.

You dropped it.

You should make peace with your mother.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Am I coming with you, or not?

Take the piano and leave.

You hate me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

No one can ever know what we did.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Can I make a home?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Time to shine

Hey, watch me smile.

Hand me the muffin.

You are not my son.

I want that seal out of my car!

How dare you look at me!

You are a hero.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Take this and pray.

I never gave up hope.

Let's watch the game

I have lost the will to live.

Please, look at me.

Someone's listening.

I feel secretive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cheesemaker.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I want to tell you about the optometrist.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

When the party starts, start singing.

You're going to need a factory worker.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Easy come, easy go.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I see you know what to do.

I want you to kill me.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You know it.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks wrong.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I'm lucky.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I'm a god.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I'll wait here.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Your tongue has turned red.

You should disown your mother.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I volunteer to eat it!

Someone's coming this way.

Take the piano and die.

I know the future.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

We should vote.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Getting married is like eating a cake...

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I want you to be infatuated.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm going to need a saw.

How much money do you have?

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It's not working.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to hold me.

I am profound.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I've reported it to mother.

A girl needs money.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Speak as you find.

You fascinate me.

Dammit, who left a doll in the corridor?

When the party starts, hide.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want that pig out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I see you every day.

I knew you could survive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I have time.

This room is bugged.

You are not my mother.

I'm going to need a doctor.

Sleep is like a lake...

You deserve this

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Did you fart this morning?

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I feel relaxed.

I never listened.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Give it here.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I am going to the wedding.

I hate you.

We need to make better decisions.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

My life means nothing.

Be yourself!

I'll be here, if you need me.

Get ready to die.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You are a liar.

I want you to be exciting.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

We've only got one of these.

We're going to need a shovel.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to look at me.

We're the same person.

Can I make history?

I love winter in Spain.

You won't find it.

Hand me the saw.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

My love, it's beautiful.

Fears are like marshmallows...

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Who left a spatula in the kitchen?

I am disorganized.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Open the bottle.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I can offer you an ale.

I want to tell you about the cartoonist.

My life is over.

It's your fault that the dog died.

We're magnificent.

I feel terrible.

Your face has turned red.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We need to make a plan.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I have the letter.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Can I make a list?

I'll get it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You're going to need a fork.

I want you to read to me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I want you to be invisible.

Drop it here.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

Be safe!

No one can ever know that I can dance.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You could never need me.

I want you to stop following me.

Who left a porcupine in the stable?

Take the money and die.

I volunteer as tribute!

You should call your father.

Darling, it's dead.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're never going to get away with this!

Show me the banana.

Whoop-whoop.

I never hurt anybody.

No one will ever know

A boy needs his father.

I want that pony out of my house!

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Your nose has turned brown.

We're no good.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Please, stop crying.

You're going to need a shop assistant.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Can I make music?

You are muddle-headed.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I feel passionate.

You are so mean to me.

We need to make out.

I'm the greatest detective on this planet

I'll sit on it.

We should go to the police.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

You are a poet.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I'm trying to win.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

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