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You're no good.

Plug it in here.

You are crafty.

I have lost the will to live.

Please, don't drink that.

We're ghosts.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I've reported it to the President.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Good grief!

Take the money and go.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

Leave it alone.

I see you let yourself in.

Falling in love is like writing a to do list...

I feel proud.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

A girl needs her father.

You never sing anymore.

I'm a ghost.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

Can I make soup?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

No one can ever know that I escaped.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

We're going to need a dietician.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Did you get lucky today?

Delivery!

I'm the only butler on this planet

You want it.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You will always want me.

Someone's listening.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to stop loving me.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Open your heart.

I never wanted this.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

You are a hero.

I'll sit on it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I have to tell you about the muffin.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You should make peace with your father.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You made me cry on purpose.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I am going to the wedding.

Hey, watch me smile.

This room is unstable.

I have powers.

You're going to need a hammer.

You're really something!

I want you to be charming.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

We've only got one bullet.

My life is a mystery.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

I want that wombat out of my house!

Take this with you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

You devil!

Take the piano and leave.

Let's dance

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This looks peculiar.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You love me.

I'm a god.

I love summer in Canada.

Hand me the guitar.

I can offer you a cocktail.

You are so kind to me.

I heard a noise coming from the corridor.

You are my son.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to run.

Leave it to the professionals.

You dropped it.

I see you are thinking.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're alone in the universe.

I feel lonely.

I will always love you.

You burned it on purpose.

Be careful!

Who left a fork in the office?

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I can't find my water anywhere.

I'm the best lifeguard who ever lived.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Throw it here.

I need to tell you about Monday.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I have needs.

Can I make an igloo?

It's time to go to bed.

Did you eat at work?

I'm trying to understand.

This looks interesting.

I want you to be big-thinking.

My love, it's so juicy.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

This room is bugged.

We're gods.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I want you to love me.

You angel!

I know math.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

Time to shine

We need to unite.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Let's get it

I want to tell you about the giant.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You are so good to me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I'll get ready.

We're going to need a spoon.

I feel weird.

I'm cursed.

I have the letter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.

No one can ever know the truth.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

Take the piano and go.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You're crazy!

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I want that octopus out of my house!

I volunteer to go!

A stitch in time saves nine.

Good luck!

I can offer you a muffin.

You never do what I want.

You could never love me.

Please, be careful.

Sound the alarm!

This looks nice.

We're going to need a rabbi.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Someone's having a bad day.

Be better!

You crashed the car on purpose.

I should quit.

You are my sunshine.

Did you get lucky just now?

Throw me the doll.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I love autumn in Canada.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Darling, it's delicious.

I never felt so alone.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Let's eat

I want you to kiss me.

How dare you laugh at me!

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Get ready to die.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

Don't wait to be asked.

Leave it until morning.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm going to need a fork.

Your cheeks have turned black.

It's not the right size.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

We are fashionable.

I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.

Who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

We're the same person.

When the party starts, hide.

I have the will.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to be sharing.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Open the curtains.

I volunteer to eat it!

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

My life means nothing.

Good morning!

Can I make a pie?

I'm the only shop assistant who ever lived.

I love spring in France.

No one can ever know that I was here.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

We need to help each other.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

All's well that ends well

How much courage do you have?

You're going down!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Throw me the bagel.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Be safe!

You're a god.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I can offer you a job.

Take the drink and leave.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Let's watch the game

This is a day to remember

We're going to need a shovel.

We've only got one chance.

This is the perfect time to be here.

It's not appropriate.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Your cheeks have turned green.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I know more than you realise.

I've reported it to the police.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I never hurt anybody.

I'll open it.

You are a genius.

When the door opens, remain calm.

Put it here.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Someone's in here.

Don't just stand there.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You're going to need a fishmonger.

Why do you love me, so much?

I love you.

You monster!

I need to tell you about the mermaid.

Take this and pray.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Give me the guitar.

I want that bear out of my life!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Can I make it better?

I'm the worst graphic artist who ever lived.

Open the window.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

You are delicate.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I'm trying to leave.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

I want you to kill me.

I want you to be tenacious.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Life is like an ocean...

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

It's giving me an error message.

It's time to go.

We need to break up.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

He was unconscious when I found him.

Good night!

We're lucky.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You can't win them all.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I feel embarrassed.

I am going to the funeral.

I know what to do.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Hey, watch me leave.

You're going to need a carpenter.

Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Fears are like chocolate...

Show me the banana.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are a twit.

It's almost over

I'm the worst drug dealer who ever lived.

Am I dead, or not?

We've only got one hope.

I want you to look at me.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I've reported it to the press.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

You should find your father.

Your face has turned spotted.

I love spring in America.

You never take me seriously.

I should hide.

I have time.

This looks odd.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This is a fine mess

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

My love, it's so expensive.

Open sesame.

Please, look at me.

I can offer you a whiskey.

When the door opens, hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

We're weird.

You're going to need a shovel.

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

Can I make dumplings?

I see you smiling.

More haste, less speed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I never gave up hope.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

Hand me the fork.

Take the money and leave.

This room is shrinking.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Am I coming with you, or not?

You fascinate me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want you to be regimental.

I want you to stop following me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You are not my daughter.

You never smile.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

We've only got one option.

I want that bird out of my car!

Alright, who left an ukulele in the laundry?

Take this for luck.

I can offer you a good price.

Let's drink

I am going to the party.

I have a secret.

Leave it here.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm alone in the universe.

Today is the day

I never killed anyone.

Crime is like a canvas...

I can offer you a fishcake.

A boy needs his space.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I want you to marry me.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

Can I make each day count?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

You should quit.

Drop it here.

I feel invisible.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

It was your fault that the train was late.

When the party starts, start crying.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

You are an inspiration.

This is a stick up.

I love summer in Brazil.

I have to tell you about the carver.

I volunteer as tribute!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I'll help.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I'm the worst firefighter who ever lived.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

This is the right time to be amused.

I heard a voice coming from the closet.

I am going to Easter.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

Please, stop doing that.

Open the bottle.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We need to play.

You found it.

You should listen to your father.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I'm trying to believe you.

This looks bad.

I want you to be alone.

Throw me the chair.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

To every thing there is a season.

I want you to stop me.

We're going to need a spatula.

You're amazing!

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Can I make connections?

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

You will always need me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I feel ashamed.

Winners don't quit

Get ready to laugh.

I will always despise you.

I see you have done this before.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

No one can ever know that I like you

We need to fight.

We're going to need a principal.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

I want that pony out of my room!

I want you to stop tickling me.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.

This room is haunted.

I'm the worst thief on this planet

Sorry, I have to take this.

A boy needs his friends.

This is a fine ship

You never listen.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I knew you could open it.

You are so mean to me.

It's not ready.

I want you to be decadent.

We're no good.

My life matters.

It's giving me a headache.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You are an idiot.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I am winning.

It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Someone's locked the door.

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of beer...

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

You could never hate me.

Show me the spoon.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Reading is good for the soul.

I hate you.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I'm going to need a bartender.

Can I make a comeback?

I know what happened.

You are my love.

I have the time.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I'm going to need a can opener.

You never say what you're thinking.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Let's go

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want to tell you about the strawberry milkshake.

Who left an elephant in the dungeon?

You should call your father.

I can offer you a cider.

Hey, watch me move.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm the best zookeeper on this planet

Please, remain silent.

A girl needs her mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a park ranger.

You are the best person I have ever met.

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