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Don't ask any questions.
You never take me seriously.
How much time do you have?
I want you to be appalled.
This looks great.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We're insignificant.
I am panicked.
It's not right.
This is a day to remember
I am going to Christmas.
I want that giraffe out of my car!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're amazing!
You angel!
Plug it in here.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I'm going to need a hammer.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I want to tell you about the ditch digger.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I can offer you a tomato juice.
Take the piano and leave.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Take this for luck.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's giving me an error message.
You will always love me.
Someone's listening.
I have the knife.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
If you're done, we'll get started.
Your nose has turned grey.
You're a god.
Love is like a forest...
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I've reported it to the President.
Hey, watch me leave.
Can I make a kite?
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You are not my father.
Darling, it's delicious.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I feel amused.
You should disown your father.
I'm going to need a chef.
You are my daughter.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Good night!
Hand me the ball.
I want you to kill me.
No one can ever know the truth.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You made me cry on purpose.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
Stop, in the name of the law.
We're the same person.
You broke it.
I have money.
Who left a cocktail in the garage?
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
We need to go.
We're alone in the universe.
I'll help.
I'm the greatest scout on this planet
This is a fine ship
This looks suspicious.
You are a poet.
I never killed anyone.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I despise you.
Just breathe
This room is haunted.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You're really something!
It's not alive.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Please, stay where you are.
Let's watch the game
Someone's in here.
Put it here.
I've reported it to mother.
We've only got one life.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We are forgiving.
You're a ghost.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I want you to stop following me.
You are so mean to me.
Good morning!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Leave it alone.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I have to tell you about the laundry.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Be better!
You are not my son.
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a job.
Sound the alarm!
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Don't just stand there.
We're gods.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I see you smiling.
You are my sunshine.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
Open the bottle.
Take this with you.
Get ready to run.
Who left a pickle in the outhouse?
I want you to cook for me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I know who you are.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
My life is over.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Whatever happens, don't panic
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I'm a ghost.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You're going to need a mobster.
You're going to pay!
It's not dead.
I can offer you an icecream.
We are pretentious.
You dropped it.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
He was unconscious when I found him.
You should find your father.
I am going to the party.
I never listened.
I could never want you.
Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
Throw me the teddy bear.
Despair is like a piano...
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You're going to need a spatula.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I have 20-20 vision.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I want that rat out of my house!
Someone's watching us.
You never do what I want.
Let's dance
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Can I make an impression?
Why do you love me, so much?
I can't find my saw anywhere.
You devil!
You should think about this.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Get ready to die.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I knew you could see it through.
Leave it here.
I want you to clean up after me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
This looks nice.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I am going to the wedding.
I'll get ready.
We need to order pizza.
You know it.
I love autumn in Brazil.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm trying to save you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
A girl needs her friends.
Who left a fishcake in the outhouse?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You should listen to your mother.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm a god.
We're no good.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
You are rigid.
Open the door.
I'm the best reporter who ever lived.
Be safe!
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You never stop to think.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Your face has turned orange.
I know math.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
You could never despise me.
I have the card.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Am I dead, or not?
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Give it here.
I want you to be barbaric.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Please, don't take that.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
You are my only hope.
You are an artist.
I hate you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I feel pathetic.
I can offer you a good price.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I'll sit on it.
It's time to go.
I heard a sound coming from the library.
Take the piano and die.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to marry me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
This room is shrinking.
No one can ever know what we did.
Can I make a list?
I volunteer as tribute!
Dare to dream
You are not my mother.
My life is a mystery.
Throw me the ball.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
I have the letter.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
You should make peace with your father.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
We're ghosts.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I am understanding.
Who left a kebab in the lounge room?
I can offer you an apple.
I've reported it to the police.
We're cursed.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
This looks edible.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
Someone's coming this way.
We're going to need a bodyguard.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I'm the best juggler on this planet
We need to eat.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chauffeur.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I have needs.
You never say what you're thinking.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I never loved you.
Take this and pray.
I want you to inspire me.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Take the drink and leave.
I feel messy.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know that I was here.
My life matters.
This is the worst time to be here.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I love summer in Ireland.
A boy needs his mother.
Hey, watch me move.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Throw me the screwdriver.
Dammit, who left a Heineken in the studio?
I will always need you.
This room is unstable.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're under arrest!
Be yourself!
All's well that ends well
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Horses for courses.
I want that elephant out of my car!
You are so kind to me.
Did you fart today?
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You can't have it.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I can offer you a croissant.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
It's time to make lunch.
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
You should find your mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You monster!
I know where you were.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Please, be careful.
You never call me.
You're no good.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to listen to me.
A girl needs her space.
We are curious.
Good grief!
This is the right time to be afraid.
Whoop-whoop.
Your face has turned black.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We need to play.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You are a thief.
Let's watch TV!
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.
I can offer you a mojito.
I'm the only clerk on this planet
You are so good to me.
Did you get lucky just now?
I want you to stop smelling me.
Can I make music?
Just try not to cry
I have faith.
I'm going to need a trapper.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Please, sit down.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Get ready for this.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to hold me.
Your fears are like chocolate...
I'm going to need a lot of food.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Hand me the bagel.
I'll get it.
This looks peculiar.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be unsure.
You should write to your mother.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
A girl needs her mother.
You are my everything.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I need to tell you about the pixie.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
We've only got one bullet.
It's not working.
You're going to need a wrench.
I want that pig out of my house!
Good luck!
You burned it on purpose.
I feel stylish.
We need to stay.
No one can ever know that I like you
You are a genius.
I'm the worst pianist who ever lived.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Can I make trouble?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I can't find my crocodile anywhere.
I will always want you.
Give me the fork.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Why do you hate me, so much?
I never wanted to die.
Leave it to the professionals.
You never smile.
Patience is a virtue
Please, don't eat that.
It was my fault that the party was cancelled.
I want you to be hardworking.
You're going to need a saw.
When the door opens, start crying.
How dare you laugh at me!
You could never love me.
I know more than you realise.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Stop, in the name of love.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
Take this with water.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
I see you have done this before.
I have to tell you about the garage.
It's giving me a headache.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Open it here.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I feel impatient.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Take the money and die.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Can I make magic?
Dammit, who left a shark in the attic?
We are discourteous.
It's not tight enough.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
I volunteer myself!
I'm the worst researcher who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Ha-cha-cha.
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Delivery!
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Let's get it
You're alone in the universe.
I'm going to need a spatula.
I see you let yourself in.
I want that alligator out of my life!
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Get ready to dance.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
This is a fine mess
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I want you to stop believing in me.
It's time to pack your bags.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I feel offended.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You're going to need a lot of nails.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
I want you to betray me.
I have powers.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Can I make a wish?
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a saw.
You are a handsome devil.
You are my reason for living.
I'm no good.
I want to tell you about the artist.
My love, it's so juicy.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Please, don't drink that.
Your cheeks have turned black.
You need me.
I can offer you a bagel.
I will always despise you.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
I am enigmatic.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You're going to need a boatbuilder.
It's not open.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
How much courage do you have?
I want you to document my trip to China.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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