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I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Take the money and go.

I can offer you a carrot.

We're ghosts.

Stop, in the name of love.

Someone's coming this way.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to be opportunistic.

You should think about this.

I have the letter.

I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.

I want that rabbit out of my life!

I want you to look at me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take this with you.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I love winter in China.

Get ready to die.

You should find your father.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

You monster!

How dare you look at me!

Who left a kebab in the guest room?

You're magnificent.

A cat may look at a king.

My life is over.

I'm the only dentist on this planet

Your nose has turned pink.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Be safe!

I'll get it.

I see you for who you are.

This room is bugged.

Let's eat

I know who you are.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

You never smile.

I never hurt anybody.

Did you get lucky today?

Sound the alarm!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

You made me cry on purpose.

You fascinate me.

You're a ghost.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Can I make animal sounds?

We've only got one life.

I can't find my kitten anywhere.

I will always hate you.

We're the same person.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I have the scroll.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Good morning!

Your eyes have turned red.

I love spring in Australia.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We're going to need a doctor.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

You found it.

I can offer you a good price.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is a stick up.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I want you to listen to me.

Leave it to the professionals.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

Your fear is like a beautiful melody...

Take the money and leave.

Patience is a virtue

It's giving me hope.

I feel rebellious.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I'll get ready.

Give me the chair.

You are so mean to me.

I volunteer to eat it!

Please, don't move.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to be sweaty.

You're never going to get away with this!

When I was little, I wanted to be a make-up artist.

This room is haunted.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I've reported it to the police.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We're gods.

I want that horse out of my house!

You want me.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I have time.

I'm a god.

I know more than you realise.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Did you eat at work?

Can I make noises?

We're alone in the universe.

I'm going to need a shovel.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Good night!

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You are not my son.

Darling, it's delicious.

I love winter in Japan.

It's not appropriate.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Leave it outside.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Take this with water.

Who left a banana milkshake in the armory?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to stop me.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

She was unconscious when I found her.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I see you let yourself in.

I can't find my giraffe anywhere.

I'm the only sleuth on this planet

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

A boy needs love.

I am going to the wedding.

Please, stand.

I never listened.

Ha-cha-cha.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You should disown your father.

Let's drink

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't get too close.

Your cheeks have turned green.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I could never hate you.

I want that puppy out of my life!

Delivery!

How dare you smile at me!

I am lucky.

You could never hate me.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

This room is unstable.

You never call me.

It's time to go.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wine cellar.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

You are a godsend.

Throw me the hammer.

You broke it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

It's not for sale.

I'm going to need a scientist.

You are my daughter.

You are so good to me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Luck is like a camera...

Who left a dolphin in the basement?

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

I want you to be intuitive.

Throw it here.

You angel!

I'm trying to care.

We've only got one option.

I want you to hold me.

I never could make up my mind.

Leave it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm the worst pilot who ever lived.

You should write to your mother.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

No one will ever know

You are the best person I have ever met.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

We need to make better decisions.

I feel patriotic.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

This looks interesting.

This room is shrinking.

It's time to pack your bags.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Eating is good for the soul.

You are an artist.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Get ready for this.

I'm a ghost.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

This is a day to remember

Show me the knife.

I have the knife.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you to help me.

My life is cursed.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Can I make a kite?

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

How much money do you have?

I see you smiling.

I'm alone in the universe.

I need to tell you about the closet.

I have 20-20 vision.

I want that wolf out of my car!

Someone's having a bad day.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

We're going to need a saw.

Did you get lucky at work?

Plug it in here.

I'm the only guide on this planet

Be better!

I am silly.

It's not going to fit.

I could never want you.

Take this for luck.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Take the drink and go.

This looks nice.

We're going to need a bodyguard.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

You never sing anymore.

I know math.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You should ask for more money.

Hand me the bike.

You are my mother.

I am going to the grand opening.

I knew you could turn things around.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Who left a pickle in the living room?

My love, it's dead.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

How dare you laugh at me!

You're amazing!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

We need to help each other.

You will always fascinate me.

You are not my favourite.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

We're going to need a shovel.

No one can ever know that you survived.

A boy needs confidence.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Your lips have turned spotted.

Please, stop doing that.

It was my fault that the cat died.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want that bird out of my room!

I volunteer to go!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm the only gladiator on this planet

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a lot of help.

My life is a mystery.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I love spring in Antarctica.

You need it.

I feel extravagant.

Open it here.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want you to stop loving me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your face has turned stripey.

This looks great.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Be yourself!

Good grief!

This is a fine mess

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Can I make soup?

You are so kind to me.

I have powers.

I see you are thinking.

We are assertive.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

They know it was me

I heard a sound coming from the office.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Okay, who left a can opener in the laundry?

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Someone's in here.

A word to the wise is enough.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I never loved you.

Take this and pray.

Hey, watch me smile.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me a headache.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You crashed the car on purpose.

Open the bottle.

Your lips have turned black.

We're insignificant.

I knew you could see it through.

A girl needs money.

I love fall in Germany.

I'm going to need a hunter.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Let's watch TV!

I feel decadent.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I'm the only swimming coach who ever lived.

Show me the bread-stick.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

You should listen to your father.

I'll listen.

I can offer you a cider.

This looks bad.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I want you to kiss me.

You are a poet.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make a stand?

Take the drink and leave.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to be charismatic.

I have a secret.

Time is like a party...

Give it here.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You devil!

It's not dead.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You are so nice to me.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Hey, watch me move.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

I should think about this.

A boy needs a job.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Finding a job is like doing chores...

I'm the greatest fisher on this planet

You're going to need a firefighter.

It's giving me grief.

I want that moose out of my car!

I have the will.

I feel terrible.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Be careful!

Let's dance

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I've reported it to mother.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Get ready to run.

This is the worst time to be amused.

You are crazy.

This looks familiar.

You are my teacher.

You love me.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Can I make it through?

You're going to need a can opener.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I love winter in Australia.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

It's not the right size.

I will always love you.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

I am going to the funeral.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You're going to pay!

Who left a bike in the garage?

You should ask your father.

Take the piano and die.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I feel generous.

I never wanted this.

A girl needs discipline.

I want that puppy out of my car!

A stitch in time saves nine.

Open the curtains.

Did you eat today?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Why do you love me, so much?

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I'm crazy.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You will always hate me.

Don't wait to be asked.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I can offer you a kebab.

You never say what you're thinking.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

We've only got one hope.

You are dishonest.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Find some proof that she tricked you.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Dammit, who left a saké in the library?

I know where you were.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It's not alive.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop looking at me.

Take the piano and leave.

I want you to love me.

I will always want you.

Leave it until morning.

I need to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to be willing.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Please, wait here.

You're really something!

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

I'm the greatest fortune-teller who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I have the poem.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Your opinion is like a river...

Laughing is good for the soul.

I love summer in Germany.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

This is the right time to be here.

I've reported it to the press.

Can I make connections?

I'm weird.

I want that bee out of my life!

I am pathetic.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You're going to need a hammer.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I want you to stop questioning me.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Open your heart.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I feel creative.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

It's your fault that the train was late.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.

Okay, who left a doll in the attic?

Get ready, or get out.

I need to tell you about the party.

I know what happened.

I love autumn in France.

Please, give up while you can.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

We're going to need a lot of money.

You're a god.

It's not right.

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