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You're a ghost.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a record producer.
Who left a can opener in the cell?
Take this for luck.
This looks great.
Let's watch TV!
Get ready to die.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to cook for me.
My love, it's so shiny.
Did you eat today?
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Open the door.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Throw me the skateboard.
Be safe!
I want you to be festive.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Manners maketh the man.
It was my fault that the train was late.
I'm special.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I have the knife.
Leave it here.
A girl needs her grandfather.
We're going to need a zookeeper.
This room is bugged.
Good grief!
We're ghosts.
I want you to stop following me.
I volunteer to go!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I see you have done this before.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You should go to the police.
You could never despise me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Can I make love?
I am going to Christmas.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You never stop to think.
I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.
Open it here.
It's giving me a headache.
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
You dropped it.
You monster!
I've reported it to Interpol.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you a job.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
We are worried.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
It's not right.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Throw me the kite.
Don't wait to be asked.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I'll keep guard.
It's time to make lunch.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Who left a merlot in the laundry?
I want that bunny out of my life!
Let's play
Please, stop crying.
I love winter in England.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Leave it to the professionals.
You made me cry on purpose.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
I want to tell you about Saturday.
We're crazy.
Your face has turned red.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a bank robber.
Ha-cha-cha.
I volunteer as tribute!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a rum and coke.
We've only got one bullet.
I need you.
We're gods.
I want you to look at me.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
We're going to need a fork.
You never say what you're thinking.
Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
My life matters.
I want you to stop blaming me.
This looks edible.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I am lousy.
Pain is like a picnic at the beach...
Sorry, I have to take this.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I am going to the party.
I feel jolly.
Please, remain silent.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Let's watch the game
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You're really something!
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I've reported it to the President.
It's time to pack your bags.
We need to order pizza.
I never really lived.
I'll watch.
I want that bird out of my car!
It's not the right size.
How dare you look at me!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are so good to me.
A girl needs her space.
I need to tell you about the office.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a politician.
Don't fool around.
Throw me the guitar.
You need it.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Leave it outside.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's giving me an error message.
I'm the greatest fashion designer on this planet
When the party starts, remain calm.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I have the card.
We've only got one chance.
I want you.
Can I make a cake?
I see you came prepared.
How much luck do you have?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Death is like a violin...
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Be better!
I want you to stop loving me.
You angel!
I'm trying to save you.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Drop it here.
You never have time for me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This is the worst time to be angry.
You're a god.
I'm going to need a ninja.
You are a godsend.
We are driven.
We're weird.
My life is a mystery.
I can offer you a good price.
I can offer you a tropical juice.
How dare you laugh at me!
Who left a fly in the wardrobe?
This room is unstable.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop shouting.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know that I survived.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I feel crazy.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I'm going to need a knife.
I'll listen.
You know it.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You will always hate me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Open sesame.
You are so kind to me.
Take the money and die.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're crazy!
Okay. Just do what I do.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You are my only hope.
Good night!
I knew you could survive.
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
I have the poem.
Don't get too close.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to be helpless.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
It's time to go to bed.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I'm the greatest referee on this planet
Your face has turned pink.
I've reported it to mother.
I never could make up my mind.
You devil!
Delivery!
I have needs.
This is a stick up.
We need to stop.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
A boy needs his own room.
I could never love you.
Just try not to cry
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I can offer you a pickle.
Let's go
I'll open it.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
It was your fault that the dog died.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
It's not heavy.
Why do you love me, so much?
You want it.
You are perceptive.
I feel sad.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to marry me.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
You will always love me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Eating is all I can manage now.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I love summer in America.
Don't just stand there.
Please, come in.
Someone's having a bad day.
Be careful!
I want that elephant out of my room!
Can I make a list?
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I know who you are.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Defeat is like a picnic at the beach...
I knew you could fix it.
My life means nothing.
You are so mean to me.
You're going down!
You crashed the car on purpose.
Take the drink and go.
Throw me the burger.
You never sing anymore.
Dare to dream
We need to make better decisions.
I volunteer to eat it!
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
This looks nice.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I need to tell you about the the windmill.
Your ears have turned orange.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I see you for who you are.
Get ready to run.
It's not alive.
It's giving me hope.
You are a hero.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hey, watch me leave.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm the best sleuth who ever lived.
Let's eat
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Nine tailors make a man.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Who left a doll in the lobby?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I want you to stop lying to me.
We've only got one option.
I want you to stop me.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm a ghost.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I never wanted to die.
I can offer you a mochaccino.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I am going to the funeral.
Can I make it work?
I feel selfish.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You're special.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
We need to break up.
Just breathe
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You burned it on purpose.
You're going to need a stunt double.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I love spring in Canada.
You're going to pay!
A boy needs his space.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
You should start a business.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Don't ask any questions.
I am inert.
I want that goat out of my house!
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm trying to care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Am I dead, or not?
I'll sit on it.
This is the right time to be here.
This room is haunted.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I want you to be crude.
It was my fault that the cat died.
Plug it in here.
It's not in.
Good luck!
Your lips have turned green.
This looks wrong.
Hey, watch me dance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You can't have it.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I'm a god.
I'm alone in the universe.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
Your tongue has turned orange.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You're going to need a fork.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Hand me the screwdriver.
Please, look at me.
I can offer you a Fanta.
Who left a fox in the dungeon?
I'm the only lifeguard who ever lived.
You are excited.
It's going to be okay
I've reported it to the press.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Did you eat this morning?
I feel tearful.
I am going to Easter.
Leave it alone.
This is a day to remember
Take the money and leave.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Give it here.
Let's dance
I want that ant out of my house!
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
This room is shrinking.
I have lost the will to live.
We're going to need a dentist.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me move.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
No one can ever know what we did.
I see you let yourself in.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are a liar.
I love summer in Germany.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
How much time do you have?
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
Winners don't quit
Who left a beer in the wardrobe?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
A boy needs discipline.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
How dare you smile at me!
I'm weird.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You are not my son.
I want you to help me.
I'm the worst medic who ever lived.
Please, come closer.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Leave it until morning.
You should disown your mother.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you to be victimized.
Put it here.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I have a secret.
Redemption is like a party...
No one can ever know that I like skipping
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
You are a genius.
I love autumn in France.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
You love me.
You lost it.
You're coming with me!
I can offer you a martini.
Hand me the ball.
I want you to inspire me.
We are irrational.
It's not dead.
Good morning!
I never killed anyone.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I feel ugly.
I need to tell you about the griffin.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm cursed.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Can I make money?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
We should go to the police.
Your nose has turned purple.
When I was little, I wanted to be a watchmaker.
This looks bad.
I am going to the wedding.
We've only got one of these.
Take the drink and leave.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I will always need you.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
We're the same person.
You are my sunshine.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Your eyes have turned pink.
I can't find my bear anywhere.
I want you to read to me.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I volunteer myself!
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
We need to make out.
I'm going to need a spoon.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You're under arrest!
Someone's listening.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
Who left a guitar in the bathroom?
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wedding planner.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I want that giraffe out of my room!
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
This looks interesting.
Can I make it up?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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