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I can offer you a coffee.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Someone's listening.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'm going to need a beautician.

I feel passionate.

I am clever.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'll get it.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You're a ghost.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You are an artist.

I want that chicken out of my life!

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I'm the worst mobster on this planet

Your lips have turned spotted.

We're alone in the universe.

Whoop-whoop.

We're gods.

Get ready for this.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Take the drink and go.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You're under arrest!

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I want you to be friendly.

I'm trying to believe you.

This room is shrinking.

We've only got one hope.

Who left a hammer in the pantry?

How dare you laugh at me!

I can offer you a job.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I know math.

Take this with water.

I want you to love me.

I could never want you.

Show me the banana.

You should ask your mother.

Open the door.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a spoon.

Delivery!

I never listened.

I have money.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Leave it here.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You broke the vase on purpose.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I've reported it to the police.

Cooking is good for the soul.

It's giving me grief.

You are my favourite.

I want you to stop following me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I volunteer to eat it!

You are an idiot.

Please, tell me.

Don't ask any questions.

Show no mercy

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You never smile.

I love fall in Switzerland.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Hey, watch me move.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I should start a business.

This looks great.

Let's eat

I'm going to need a court jester.

We are clumsy.

I heard a howl coming from the walk-in freezer.

Take this and pray.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want you to clean up after me.

You're never going to get away with this!

Take the piano and die.

You're crazy.

My life matters.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I could never love you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

I want you to be merry.

I am going to Christmas.

This is a fine ship

I can offer you a lemonade.

Sound the alarm!

We need to close it.

Who left a spatula in the library?

I need to tell you about the chardonnay.

You're going to need a shovel.

You crashed the car on purpose.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I have the will.

Good grief!

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

I knew you could see it through.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Throw me the chicken wing.

I have to tell you about Easter.

You need it.

Running for office is like changing your underwear...

This room is haunted.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are so mean to me.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I'm a ghost.

You are not my son.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Take this with you.

You're going to need a goldsmith.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I never could make up my mind.

Your nose has turned grey.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're ghosts.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

I want you to marry me.

We've only got one life.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

We're no good.

I want to tell you about the the submarine.

I've reported it to mother.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'll listen.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Don't wait to be asked.

I volunteer myself!

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Let's get it

I have time.

This is a stick up.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

We need to make out.

How much luck do you have?

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Get ready to run.

We're going to need a fork.

You are a thief.

I know the future.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

I have the scroll.

Your ego is like a guitar...

Take the piano and go.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

It's giving me an error message.

It's almost over

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want that horse out of my life!

You need me.

I want you to look at me.

You are my love.

I knew you could turn things around.

You should listen to your father.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You know it.

Be better!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm a god.

We should start a business.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

This room is bugged.

It's not dead.

How dare you smile at me!

We're the same person.

I never gave up hope.

I feel decadent.

Good morning!

I've reported it to the press.

It's time to pack your bags.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Hand me the sandwich.

I have needs.

You are so kind to me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

This looks wrong.

Throw it here.

Let's play

You are sympathetic.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I want you to listen to me.

You're coming with me!

You angel!

I volunteer as tribute!

Can I make an effort?

My life means nothing.

Dammit, who left a bike in the waiting room?

A girl needs her grandmother.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Please, come closer.

I heard a sound coming from the lobby.

You are a genius.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Time to shine

You will always love me.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You lost it.

No one can ever know that I like you

Learn to walk before you run.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You burned it on purpose.

Be safe!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Don't get too close.

I have to tell you about Monday.

I'm crazy.

You are not my mother.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

I want that goose out of my house!

I should hide.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm the only medic on this planet

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Fears are like spaghetti...

Hey, watch me smile.

Take the money and die.

This looks nice.

Let's watch the game

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I know what happened.

Ha-cha-cha.

Get ready to die.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Show me the kite.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I am going to the party.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

We're going to need a wrench.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I never felt so alone.

No one will ever know

Can I make a treehouse?

I have lost the will to live.

Your eyes have turned orange.

Someone's locked the door.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pickpocket.

We're going to need a lot of water.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Leave it until morning.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

I'm trying to understand.

You're going to need a fisher.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

You monster!

I'm alone in the universe.

I will always want you.

Open your heart.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know that you survived.

I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.

You could never love me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I want you to stop loving me.

Don't just stand there.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We need to play.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I see you know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Take this for luck.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to be self-reliant.

We've only got one of these.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This looks suspicious.

I know what to do.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Please, don't drink that.

I'm going to need a shoemaker.

Get ready to laugh.

Getting married is like writing a memo...

You are a twit.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

A girl needs her mother.

You devil!

You never have time for me.

I heard a howl coming from the living room.

I have the letter.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I feel inferior.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make a mess?

Someone's coming this way.

Leave it to the professionals.

We should go to the police.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I want that bee out of my life!

Hey, watch me dance.

You found it.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hand me the bike.

We're special.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

It's time to go.

Drop it here.

You're going to pay!

I want you to read to me.

I'm the best magistrate who ever lived.

You should make peace with your mother.

We need to eat.

I never wanted to die.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

I am going to the funeral.

You are my reason for living.

I want you to be single-minded.

Having a child is like brushing your teeth...

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I have the gun.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Who left a bear in the classroom?

Get ready to dance.

Please, don't move.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Leave it outside.

This looks edible.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I know more than you realise.

I can offer you a cracker.

You never listen.

Can I make the world better?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

It's your fault that the cat died.

This is a fine mess

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Let's drink

Good night!

Your face has turned brown.

I feel doubtful.

I want you to be punctual.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You will always want me.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Your lips have turned blue.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

I see you are thinking.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You're a god.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

Open it here.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You are my daughter.

I'm going to need a knife.

I'm going to need a writer.

You're weird.

This looks odd.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Please, wait here.

I never loved you.

I want you to help me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

How dare you look at me!

Who left a Jack Daniels in the outhouse?

This room is unstable.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

You should call your father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I want you to be free and easy.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'm the greatest bartender who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You want it.

Can I make changes?

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I want that pony out of my life!

You are a hero.

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Throw me the doll.

I should quit.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Stop, in the name of the law.

Let's dance

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

I see you smiling.

Winners don't quit

Why do you love me, so much?

This is the right time to be angry.

Be yourself!

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I want you to be spontaneous.

It's not yours.

I'm trying to care.

You're going to need an archer.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You should listen to your mother.

I know who you are.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I have 20-20 vision.

I can't find my donkey anywhere.

Someone's having a bad day.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

It was my fault that the label came off.

I heard weeping coming from the library.

Your lips have turned red.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

When the door opens, remain calm.

You won't find it.

I love you.

I never really lived.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

A girl needs discipline.

You're crazy!

It's time to go to bed.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

We've only got one bullet.

Please, don't touch that.

I'll wait here.

Don't fool around.

Throw me the screwdriver.

You could never need me.

Can I make believe?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You are my father.

I see you every day.

I need to tell you about the vampire.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

I want you to be dissonant.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

I want that kitten out of my house!

My love, it's so juicy.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I want to tell you about the party.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

We're going to need a sheriff.

I love summer in America.

Who left a chai in the library?

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I will always love you.

You are an inspiration.

It's not tight enough.

Someone's in here.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Throw me the sandwich.

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