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I've reported it to mother.
I want you to be tearful.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I feel strong.
Please, don't eat that.
I love spring in Antarctica.
You are disciplined.
It was your fault that the cat died.
I want you to stop loving me.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
Your lips have turned brown.
We're gods.
I'll open it.
I hate you.
Who left a mojito in the living room?
It has to work
Open the bottle.
You never have time for me.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
You monster!
Put it here.
I see you know what to do.
You could never need me.
I volunteer myself!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I'm going to need a knife.
I can offer you a cracker.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks odd.
This is the right time to be amused.
It's giving me hope.
I want that bee out of my car!
Get ready for this.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Take this for luck.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm a god.
Leave it here.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You are a liar.
I have to tell you about Friday.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Good luck!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
The truth will out.
I'm the best herbalist on this planet
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I know where you were.
I want you to kill me.
Take the drink and leave.
You're going to pay!
Hand me the can opener.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
My life means nothing.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I feel terrified.
Can I make a cake?
You are not my daughter.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Delivery!
I want you to be frisky.
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
We're going to need a bandit.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You should find your mother.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I am going to the funeral.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I have the gun.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
How dare you smile at me!
This is the worst time to be alone.
Get ready to dance.
Sound the alarm!
I can offer you a good price.
Someone's in here.
Take this with you.
I want to tell you about the wizard.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
You found it.
Please, lie down.
I should pay the bill.
I'm no good.
Be better!
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I never gave up hope.
I love spring in Japan.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's time to make lunch.
It's giving me grief.
This room is bugged.
You are an inspiration.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You are so kind to me.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Good morning!
You will always love me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You're a ghost.
I want you to listen to me.
Who left a bread-stick in the outhouse?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Stop, in the name of the law.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Your tongue has turned white.
You're crazy!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I want you to be irreligious.
This looks interesting.
I want that kitten out of my house!
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are confident.
I'll help.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I'm going to need a hammer.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Throw me the spoon.
Take the drink and go.
A boy needs money.
We need to close it.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I know math.
I'm trying to care.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Throw it here.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
This is a fine ship
I'm the greatest thief who ever lived.
Hey, watch me move.
I am going to the wedding.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You are a twit.
Someone's coming this way.
You burned it on purpose.
You angel!
I feel guilty.
You're a god.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
Can I make a comeback?
You will always need me.
You are my son.
You're really something!
Okay, who left a kangaroo in the laundry?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
How dare you look at me!
Don't fool around.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I'm going to need a pawnbroker.
I volunteer as tribute!
It was my fault that the lights went out.
A girl needs confidence.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
This room is shrinking.
Leave it alone.
We need to stop.
Please, stop doing that.
It's not tight enough.
I can offer you a latte.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
We are insightful.
Good grief!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You should make peace with your father.
Throw me the skateboard.
You're going to need a fork.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It's almost over
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I heard laughter coming from the guest room.
I want that fox out of my life!
Plug it in here.
I see you came prepared.
I'm trying to win.
Take this and pray.
I feel invulnerable.
You are so nice to me.
We've only got one hope.
I want you to be abrupt.
I know the future.
I'm magnificent.
Why do you love me, so much?
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm a ghost.
Open the window.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I love spring in Switzerland.
You're coming with me!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I'll get ready.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
You never call me.
Moderation in all things.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
This is a stick up.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's time to go to bed.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I'm the best stunt double who ever lived.
It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I need to tell you about the wedding.
No one can ever know that you survived.
We're ghosts.
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Throw me the saw.
I want that octopus out of my life!
We need to stay.
No one can ever know the truth.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
You are not my father.
I want you to love me.
This looks suspicious.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a beer.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Let's watch the game
When I was little, I wanted to be a rat catcher.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
You should find your father.
I despise you.
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to be crafty.
Please, be careful.
I volunteer to eat it!
It's not for sale.
We've only got one of these.
Leave it until morning.
I love autumn in France.
I'm going to need a mortician.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Whoop-whoop.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Your lips have turned black.
You fascinate me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You are my only hope.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
You're lucky.
Today is the day
We're the same person.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I have the card.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
Did you fart at work?
It's giving me an error message.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
My life matters.
I feel lost.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You are so good to me.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
It's time to pack your bags.
Can I make the team?
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
This is the worst time to be here.
I'm trying to help.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Hey, watch me smile.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Alright, who left a frog in the stable?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I love fall in England.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I want you to be argumentative.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
A boy needs his grandmother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
You never sing anymore.
Show me the saw.
This room is unstable.
I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?
It's going to be okay
We're cursed.
You are prim.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You are my daughter.
You're going to need a can opener.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I never could make up my mind.
Don't get too close.
Good night!
We've only got one bullet.
You despise me.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Get ready to run.
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
You should listen to your father.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Revenge is sweet.
My life is over.
I have a secret.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This looks nice.
Darling, it's alive.
Did you eat today?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I have the will.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your tongue has turned green.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
I want that hippopotamus out of my life!
I need to tell you about the slice of pizza.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I knew you could see it through.
I will always need you.
You never do what I want.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's not the right size.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You are so mean to me.
I see you for who you are.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
We are sarcastic.
I'm the worst mortician on this planet
I love summer in Germany.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Can I make a mess?
Be careful!
I want you to be weird.
Your ears have turned pink.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
Drop it here.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Did you fart last night?
We're alone in the universe.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I have money.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We need to break up.
We should think about this.
Hand me the pickle.
We've only got one option.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Let's go
You are not my conscience.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
This looks edible.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
Leave it outside.
Don't upset your father, not now.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Darling, it's delicious.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'll watch.
A girl needs money.
I never killed anyone.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Winners don't quit
I am worried.
You are my everything.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I'm going to need a shaman.
You lost it.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Take the money and die.
I want you to be egocentric.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I know who you are.
Someone's having a bad day.
I knew you could fix it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I feel bitter.
Your cheeks have turned black.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Let's watch TV!
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You devil!
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Your nose has turned stripey.
Can I make out?
Did you fart yesterday?
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that turtle out of my room!
I never listened.
A girl needs a job.
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Get ready, or get out.
We need to help each other.
How much courage do you have?
I will always despise you.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I need to tell you about the dragon.
I can offer you a merlot.
I see you have done this before.
Freedom is like a summer's day...
I want you to be hard working.
I am going to Christmas.
When the lights go out, hide.
You're under arrest!
I bet you know why I'm broke.
It's not right.
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need an explorer.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Don't ask any questions.
Take the piano and die.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
I've reported it to the President.
Did you eat last night?
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Someone's locked the door.
You are reactive.
Just breathe
You never listen.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
Give it here.
I love winter in China.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Let's drink
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I will always love you.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I want you to cook for me.
I want that duck out of my room!
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I have to tell you about the guest room.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I'm the best pirate who ever lived.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Open the door.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You can't win them all.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I have needs.
You never take me seriously.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Your face has turned red.
You're going to need a baker.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You are not my mother.
Let's get it
Show no mercy
I feel tense.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Be safe!
I see you every day.
You should disown your mother.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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