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I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Who left a dolphin in the cloakroom?

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Get ready, or get out.

This looks peculiar.

Someone's watching us.

Hand me the saw.

My life matters.

This is the worst time to be alone.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Take this with you.

I've reported it to mother.

I'm alone in the universe.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I feel delighted.

Good luck!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

How dare you look at me!

Stop, in the name of love.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Hey, watch me dance.

We're going to need a fortune-teller.

I have to tell you about the barn.

We're ghosts.

I see you are thinking.

I know where you were.

Take the piano and leave.

I'm trying to open it.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You know it.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Don't just stand there.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Leave it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are transparent.

You deserve this

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You angel!

Can I make it easier?

I want you to marry me.

Sound the alarm!

You should quit.

You're a ghost.

This is a fine ship

You're going to need a screwdriver.

You never take me seriously.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I never killed anyone.

Open the window.

Leave it alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

Someone's locked the door.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Please, stop shouting.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You are my sunshine.

Get ready to run.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You could never hate me.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I'll open it.

I have time.

Am I dead, or not?

I am going to Christmas.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

You're going down!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

My life is over.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are so mean to me.

You are an inspiration.

You are not my daughter.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

Take this and pray.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Delivery!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'm the best animal trainer who ever lived.

I know what happened.

You made me cry on purpose.

How dare you smile at me!

Drop it here.

We've only got one bullet.

I volunteer as tribute!

I have the letter.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Your lips have turned green.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

You should write to your mother.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I want to tell you about the guest room.

Today is the day

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

Open the curtains.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Leave it until morning.

I love summer in Australia.

Hey, watch me move.

You want it.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are stylish.

Hand me the skateboard.

We're the same person.

I want that cow out of my house!

This is a day to remember

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I am going to the grand opening.

Can I make an igloo?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Why do you love me, so much?

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

You are the best person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

I'll sit on it.

This looks odd.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Throw it here.

Please, stop smoking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

We're no good.

It's not heavy.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Running for office is like making a cake...

I'm the only game show host on this planet

I see you smiling.

Let's drink

I hate you.

You're really something!

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Who left a shark in the chapel?

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want to tell you about the long white.

Did you eat yesterday?

This room is shrinking.

You could never despise me.

My love, it's beautiful.

I love winter in India.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I feel amused.

I can offer you a martini.

Take the drink and leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

When the door opens, hide.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

This is a stick up.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Be careful!

Good night!

I never felt so alone.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want that dolphin out of my life!

We're gods.

Throw me the saw.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I have 20-20 vision.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Eating is good for the soul.

I'm a ghost.

You're going to need a make-up artist.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

Can I make a stand?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's not easy.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Don't wait to be asked.

We need to make out.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to stop loving me.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

A dog is a man's best friend.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I knew you could fix it.

Okay, who left a teddy bear in the closet?

You should make peace with your father.

I'm the greatest clockmaker on this planet

It's giving me hope.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Please, don't move.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Ha-cha-cha.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I know the future.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

I can offer you a croissant.

You are artful.

Be yourself!

You're under arrest!

Leave it outside.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I have the card.

Your tongue has turned brown.

I never wanted to die.

I'm going to need a wrench.

We're lucky.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You are a handsome devil.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I will always want you.

You should go to the police.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I feel clumsy.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

This room is haunted.

I want that chimpanzee out of my house!

I am going to the wedding.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Someone's in here.

Sleep is like a river...

You are not my favourite.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Give it here.

I want you to stop lying to me.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

It's time to pack your bags.

I want you to hold me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

We've only got one option.

Hand me the hammer.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

We need to stop.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

You're going to need a sage.

You are my teacher.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I volunteer myself!

Curiosity killed the cat.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Get ready for this.

Take the piano and die.

Please, stop laughing.

A boy needs his father.

Who left a kite in the chapel?

Knitting is good for the soul.

I can offer you an apple.

I feel invulnerable.

I want you to be unsentimental.

This looks nice.

My love, it's so expensive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Don't fool around.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You love me.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I know who you are.

I'm a god.

I want you to inspire me.

I can offer you a good price.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

I can't find my goose anywhere.

It's giving me grief.

This room is bugged.

I'll watch.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I have the will.

Dying is like eating a salad...

I see you have done this before.

Get ready to die.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You're cursed.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Your lips have turned stripey.

Can I make money?

Speak as you find.

Whoop-whoop.

Take the piano and go.

You should ask your mother.

No one can ever know the truth.

You're amazing!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm going to need a bartender.

You are my reason for living.

This is the right time to be happy.

You never listen.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I love autumn in Australia.

I want you to be inhibited.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

It's not dead.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Let's watch the game

I heard a noise coming from the garage.

You are hardworking.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'm the worst carver on this planet

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Be safe!

We're going to need a shovel.

I should pay the bill.

You monster!

Someone's coming this way.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I see you know what to do.

Get ready to dance.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

You are a genius.

I feel secretive.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Take this for luck.

No one can ever know that I like you

I could never need you.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I'm crazy.

I have the gun.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

This is the right time to be angry.

Hate is like a beautiful song...

We need to eat.

I can offer you a muffin.

You are so kind to me.

I'll wait here.

You lost it.

I want that crocodile out of my car!

You burned it on purpose.

Can I make a home?

It's giving me an error message.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You should write to your father.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

It's time to make lunch.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

I am receptive.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You never do what I want.

I know what to do.

Let's play

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I knew you could live like this.

I want to tell you about the Mars.

I want you to clean up after me.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Good grief!

Be better!

You're crazy!

I love fall in Switzerland.

We should pay the bill.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm the best secretary who ever lived.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I volunteer to go!

A girl needs her father.

I feel selfish.

I've reported it to the President.

I want that horse out of my house!

How much influence do you have?

I see you let yourself in.

Did you eat last night?

You should protect your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monk.

It's not appropriate.

You are a godsend.

Cooking is good for the soul.

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

We're going to need a spoon.

I have faith.

Take this with water.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Charity begins at home.

You're lucky.

Defeat is like a camera...

You're a god.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

It was your fault that we ran out of bread.

I want you to stop me.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Your tongue has turned yellow.

We need to order pizza.

Let's get it

I will always love you.

You are inflamed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Can I make up a story?

Your ears have turned white.

I can offer you a soda.

This looks wrong.

You could never fascinate me.

A boy needs his space.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I want you to be fun-loving.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'm the worst dentist on this planet

Leave it to the professionals.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I volunteer to eat it!

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

You should call your mother.

It's not working.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want that dog out of my room!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I feel heartbroken.

How much courage do you have?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You are an idiot.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Alright, who left a water in the pantry?

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want you to help me.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I heard a noise coming from the lounge room.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

We need to stay.

I never really lived.

Hey, watch me smile.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Please, stay where you are.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Open the bottle.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

We're going to need a knife.

When I was little, I wanted to be a clockmaker.

Don't get too close.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

I want you to be superficial.

Darling, it's alive.

I knew you could survive.

I need to tell you about the dwarf.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Can I make it better?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I feel tense.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

We're going to need a spy.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I'm the greatest scout on this planet

Who left a shovel in the office?

Hopes are like chocolate...

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm insignificant.

We should think about this.

It's not open.

Your tongue has turned orange.

I want you to stop tricking me.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I want that hamster out of my car!

We need to go.

I know math.

We are gallant.

I can offer you a job.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

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