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We're the same person.

When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I see you every day.

Take this with you.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I want you to kill me.

Get ready to run.

I've reported it to mother.

We're going to need a blacksmith.

Please, stand.

You're really something!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Hand me the saw.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I have the scroll.

Why do you tease me, so much?

This room is haunted.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I'll wait here.

I have 20-20 vision.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You are a poet.

I volunteer to go!

I'm crazy.

It was your fault that we ran out of bread.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I'm going to need a shovel.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to stop loving me.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

My life is over.

This is a fine mess

It's not open.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Darling, it's dead.

Did you eat while I was away?

This looks odd.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You never say what you're thinking.

I'm the greatest game show host who ever lived.

How dare you smile at me!

You crashed the car on purpose.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Ha-cha-cha.

You monster!

We need to order pizza.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

Leave it outside.

I want you to be unprincipled.

I feel timid.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're crazy!

Let's drink

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

Good morning!

I want that tiger out of my car!

Don't upset your father, not now.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm a god.

I am detestable.

Plug it in here.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Who left a banana in the garage?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

We've only got one hope.

I will always despise you.

I see you smiling.

I knew you could survive.

I want you to kiss me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I know what happened.

I volunteer as tribute!

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

Please, stop laughing.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Someone's in here.

Take the money and go.

It's time to go.

I can offer you a sandwich.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

A girl needs money.

Your ears have turned blue.

I am going to the funeral.

I have needs.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Throw me the skateboard.

We need to make out.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guide.

I can't find my saké anywhere.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make better choices?

My life matters.

You should disown your father.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I never hurt anybody.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

A new broom sweeps clean.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Get ready to die.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Open the door.

I love summer in Germany.

We're no good.

It's giving me an error message.

I'm a ghost.

Be yourself!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I am healthy.

You devil!

Put it here.

You never take me seriously.

I want you to betray me.

Take this and pray.

This room is shrinking.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I will always love you.

Good night!

I'm trying to believe you.

Sound the alarm!

We're going to need a lot of wood.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to be reactionary.

I'm the worst barista on this planet

Winners don't quit

It's time to make lunch.

I feel confused.

This looks peculiar.

Take the piano and die.

You are my love.

You're going to need a spatula.

This is a fine ship

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

We're gods.

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Am I coming with you, or not?

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Please, give me that.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I am going to the party.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

My life is a mystery.

I never could make up my mind.

We're special.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I can offer you a job.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You are a twit.

I should pay the bill.

Someone's locked the door.

I'll sit on it.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

We need to play.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're under arrest!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I can offer you an espresso.

Okay, who left a sandwich in the library?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I'm going to need a beautician.

I love you.

Your lips have turned blue.

Let's eat

Can I make a puppet?

I love spring in England.

You should write to your father.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You are so mean to me.

You won't find it.

Be careful!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Get ready for this.

This room is bugged.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Take this for luck.

Give me the umbrella.

We are encouraged.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

All's fair in love and war.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I am going to the grand opening.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

It's not mine.

Hey, watch me dance.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

Don't get too close.

My life is cursed.

Darling, it's delicious.

You're a god.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I never gave up hope.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Someone's having a bad day.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

How dare you look at me!

Am I dead, or not?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Delivery!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Who left a spring-roll in the barn?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm lucky.

You're going to need a knife.

You should call your mother.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to be mannered.

I've reported it to the President.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Just try not to cry

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Good grief!

You are my everything.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are not my mother.

I see you are thinking.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know what we did.

You can have it.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to help me.

I feel warm.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I need to tell you about the werewolf.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Hey, watch me leave.

We should vote.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I could never want you.

I want that duck out of my car!

A boy needs his mother.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are a genius.

I'll listen.

Someone's coming this way.

This room is unstable.

Your ears have turned purple.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Did you get lucky at work?

Can I make trouble?

It's giving me a headache.

I heard a noise coming from the dining room.

We're insignificant.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I'm going to need a saw.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Please, stop smoking.

I love fall in Hong Kong.

I have time.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Take this with water.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

You are so kind to me.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I'm trying to win.

Open it here.

You want it.

We're going to need a rabbi.

You should write to your mother.

You burned it on purpose.

You should go to the police.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

We are secretive.

I want you to hold me.

I volunteer to eat it!

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

A girl needs discipline.

You're never going to get away with this!

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

We need to go.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I want you to be snoopy.

Why do you love me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Hand me the skateboard.

Leave it alone.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

My life means nothing.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I have to tell you about the bureaucrat.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Be safe!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I never listened.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You should ask your father.

I know where you were.

You can't have it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're weird.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Can I make love?

The first thing to consider is safety.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

It's not going to fit.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I knew you could turn things around.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Who left an umbrella in the attic?

I can't find my beer anywhere.

I want that seal out of my life!

Stop, in the name of the law.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to be festive.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Hey, watch me move.

Your nose has turned green.

I have the gun.

Drop it here.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

This is the right time to be angry.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You hate me.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Did you eat just now?

We need to open it.

You are so nice to me.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Can I make laughter?

A girl needs confidence.

I love fall in Antarctica.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I'm trying to care.

Please, come closer.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

I see you have done this before.

I know who you are.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Show me the screwdriver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Let's play

When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I have the card.

I want you to be discontented.

Stop, in the name of love.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You're magnificent.

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

You know it.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I have money.

I can offer you a croissant.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

This is the right time to be amused.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I am going to Easter.

We're ghosts.

I am single-minded.

We're going to need a wrench.

Today is the day

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Your nose has turned black.

Open the window.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Wealth is like a beautiful song...

You will always need me.

This looks great.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You are an inspiration.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Let's watch the game

Who left a frog in the kitchen?

I'll open it.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Leave it to the professionals.

Hand me the knife.

I need to tell you about the muffin.

You're going to need a barber.

I'm the greatest rat catcher on this planet

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

I love winter in Antarctica.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You made me cry on purpose.

We've only got one option.

Open sesame.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

We're going to need a can opener.

You're going to pay!

This looks interesting.

Throw it here.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

When the party starts, remain calm.

If you're done, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I'll get ready.

Let's dance

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Who left a chocolate milkshake in the cloakroom?

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We're magnificent.

I feel pathetic.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Getting married is like gardening...

We're going to need a lot of money.

Don't ask any questions.

You are my inspiration.

I am vindictive.

It's giving me hope.

Someone's watching us.

I have powers.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Throw me the screwdriver.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Success is like a camera...

Good luck!

Take the piano and go.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I love summer in Japan.

I want that fox out of my room!

I want you to cook for me.

I'm the best clockmaker on this planet

I have to tell you about Friday.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I never killed anyone.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I want to tell you about the laundry.

We're going to need a saw.

I'm trying to leave.

Can I make each day count?

Your lips have turned yellow.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You're cursed.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

You are my reason for living.

I'm going to need a police officer.

I despise you.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Please, don't take that.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

How dare you laugh at me!

I volunteer myself!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You are not my daughter.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

We've only got one life.

Just be yourself

It goes without saying.

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