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Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This room is bugged.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You should write to your mother.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I know who you are.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You're going to need a butcher.

Give me the ball.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Can I make it worse?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Leave it alone.

I'm insignificant.

Gardening is good for the soul.

You're really something!

This is the right time to be angry.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I love autumn in Spain.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

It's giving me a headache.

I've reported it to the President.

Okay, who left a skateboard in the armory?

I need to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I see you are thinking.

Take this for luck.

I could never love you.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

You want it.

A boy needs his grandfather.

We're going to need a shovel.

We're gods.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Someone's coming this way.

Take the piano and leave.

My love, it's beautiful.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a job.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'll get ready.

You will always love me.

I have a secret.

You are not my son.

I have the poem.

You monster!

Good morning!

We need to make a plan.

Leave it here.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is a fine ship

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want that kitten out of my car!

Please, stand.

You never call me.

Be yourself!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.

I love summer in Brazil.

I heard a howl coming from the conservatory.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You are so mean to me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

My life is a mystery.

You should go to the police.

You're going to need a hunter.

I know where you were.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

This room is shrinking.

Don't wait to be asked.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Your eyes have turned white.

I can offer you a pickle.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I volunteer myself!

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to betray me.

I never wanted this.

I see you smiling.

Hey, watch me move.

Take the drink and die.

You should ask your father.

I will always need you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Who left a monkey in the office?

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Don't upset your father, not now.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Let's dance

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

I knew you could survive.

I can offer you a good price.

Get ready to laugh.

I want that pony out of my life!

Hand me the umbrella.

You're going to pay!

We need to stop.

You are an idiot.

How dare you look at me!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'll help.

Open the door.

I've reported it to mother.

This looks interesting.

You are frivolous.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

My life is over.

I am going to Christmas.

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

Please, tell me.

You are not my daughter.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I want you to be certain.

Your lips have turned brown.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I'm trying to win.

I want to tell you about the shaman.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Slow but sure.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Can I make each day count?

Hey, watch me dance.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

This is crazy

You're a god.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I know what happened.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Friendship is like a camera...

You never have time for me.

I volunteer to go!

I have money.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Cooking is good for the soul.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I want that tiger out of my house!

Give it here.

We need to unite.

Get ready for this.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Take this with water.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Sound the alarm!

Let's go

I'm the worst actor who ever lived.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Running for office is like writing a memo...

We are unprincipled.

You will always fascinate me.

Take the piano and die.

You angel!

Who left a hedgehog in the barn?

It's not dead.

You are an inspiration.

How dare you smile at me!

I can offer you a bread-stick.

My life matters.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

You're going down!

No one can ever know that I like to sing

We've only got one option.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

Someone's having a bad day.

I'm trying to save you.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

I will always love you.

I love summer in Australia.

I am going to Easter.

Am I dead, or not?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This room is unstable.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I have the time.

We're going to need a wrench.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Hand me the chair.

Freedom is like a violin...

You should ask your mother.

When the lights go out, hide.

Can I make fudge?

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are my everything.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Delivery!

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

It's time to go.

I should think about this.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Your tongue has turned orange.

Please, listen to me.

You never stop to think.

This looks familiar.

I have lost the will to live.

You are not my favourite.

You won't find it.

I'll sit on it.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Dammit, who left a kite in the bedroom?

This is a stick up.

You're going to need a hairdresser.

It's not in.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Leave it to the professionals.

I see you have done this before.

We're ghosts.

I can offer you a cracker.

Darling, it's alive.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Someone's watching us.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I feel alone.

Be safe!

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to cook for me.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

No one can ever know that I like you

Getting married is like writing a shopping list...

We are humble.

I want that fox out of my room!

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I have the card.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

My life means nothing.

Did you get lucky last night?

We're lucky.

I know math.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

We're going to need a hammer.

Your tongue has turned red.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I'm the worst interior designer who ever lived.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are a genius.

We need to stay.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I want you to be hardy.

I volunteer as tribute!

We've only got one of these.

No one can ever know the truth.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I knew you could make up your mind.

Can I make the bed?

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Good luck!

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is a day to remember

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I have faith.

You are so kind to me.

It's almost over

You're crazy!

I'm a god.

Don't ask any questions.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We should start a business.

I love spring in England.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You are precise.

When the party starts, start singing.

You're going to need a medic.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.

I never loved you.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I'm the greatest blacksmith on this planet

You never do what I want.

My life is cursed.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I could never despise you.

Okay, who left a wolf in the office?

Did you eat yesterday?

Let's watch the game

I am going to the party.

Throw me the slice of pizza.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

You're weird.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Hey, watch me smile.

I have the scroll.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I can offer you a whiskey.

We're the same person.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I know the future.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

This is the worst time to be alone.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

A girl needs her space.

Drop it here.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Good grief!

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

Take the money and leave.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Open your heart.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

I want that tiger out of my car!

Get ready to run.

This looks nice.

I want you to be insincere.

I feel inferior.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

You are so good to me.

Just try not to cry

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

We need to help each other.

I'm the worst busker on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want you to kill me.

Can I make a list?

We are winning.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I have to tell you about the burger.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I need you.

I should start a business.

The age of miracles is past.

We've only got one bullet.

I knew you could turn things around.

Please, don't drink that.

Open it here.

You are a handsome devil.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Don't just stand there.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You're no good.

I am going to the wedding.

I see you let yourself in.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want you to be conciliatory.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

A girl needs discipline.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I want that bird out of my room!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I feel adventurous.

Whoop-whoop.

I have 20-20 vision.

Let the buyer beware.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're a ghost.

Take this with you.

It's not yours.

I'm going to need a governor.

We're going to need a can opener.

Throw me the bagel.

Take the piano and go.

I want to tell you about Friday.

We've only got one life.

Don't get too close.

You devil!

I love winter in Spain.

You fascinate me.

I want you to be conscientious.

I never really lived.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

I'm the only builder who ever lived.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

I want you to love me.

Your ears have turned stripey.

Did you fart while I was away?

Stop, in the name of love.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm magnificent.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I feel generous.

Why do you love me, so much?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Throw it here.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Show me the teddy bear.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Who left a burger in the dining room?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I know what to do.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I want that bird out of my life!

It's not easy.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Please, stay where you are.

I love spring in Australia.

I am grand.

I want you to be dishonest.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

We're going to need a saw.

Learning is like fixing the TV...

You are not my type.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'm the worst shop assistant on this planet

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

You know it.

You burned it on purpose.

Be better!

Take the drink and go.

I want you to help me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You should start a business.

You despise me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barista.

You should disown your father.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

It's giving me an error message.

Throw me the apple.

We're alone in the universe.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You are a godsend.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Leave it until morning.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I volunteer to eat it!

I feel hopeful.

I have to tell you about the pastor.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

This room is haunted.

The truth is like a mountain...

I'm trying to open it.

Who left a cocktail in the library?

You're going to need a hypnotist.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

We are disgusting.

You're under arrest!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I'll wait here.

You should find your father.

We're insignificant.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I love winter in America.

Don't fool around.

It's time to make lunch.

Let's play

I'm a ghost.

I want you to read to me.

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