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Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Hand me the knife.
A boy needs money.
Good luck!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I love winter in India.
You should call your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I volunteer myself!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
We're gods.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You could never fascinate me.
Can I make a deal?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You angel!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I know more than you realise.
Please, sit down.
This is the right time to be angry.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Who left a mojito in the basement?
This room is unstable.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I'm the worst game show host on this planet
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.
It's not ready.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I have to tell you about Easter.
It's time to make lunch.
You are a thief.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I can offer you a soda.
I want you to inspire me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You are dishonest.
You are my son.
Take the piano and die.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want you.
This is a fine ship
Open the bottle.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Physician, heal thyself.
Leave it outside.
Laughing is good for the soul.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'll get it.
Why do you hate me, so much?
How dare you look at me!
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
My life is over.
I am going to the party.
I never hurt anybody.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
We need to close it.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
It's giving me grief.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I volunteer to eat it!
I bet you know why I'm going.
You love me.
I want you to be agonized.
Good morning!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Don't ask any questions.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
We've only got one of these.
You never do what I want.
I see you smiling.
We're ghosts.
I can't find my dingo anywhere.
I'm a god.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
No one can ever know that I was here.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
Sound the alarm!
You're weird.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's time to go to bed.
A girl needs a job.
You are my reason for living.
I've reported it to the police.
Show me the sandwich.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I'm trying to see the funny side.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
You made me cry on purpose.
You're amazing!
Please, stay where you are.
Who left an egg nog in the garage?
Did you fart last night?
Someone's listening.
I want that koala out of my room!
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I knew you could survive.
I'm the only mobster on this planet
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I know the future.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Be better!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me dance.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I have needs.
Eating is good for the soul.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
I should hide.
You are not my mother.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I see you every day.
It's not easy.
I can offer you an icecream.
This looks odd.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Let's dance
Can I make amends?
I never really lived.
You need it.
Dare to dream
How dare you laugh at me!
We are brave.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
A girl needs her space.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You're coming with me!
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
We're magnificent.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to be amusing.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
This is a fine mess
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want you to clean up after me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.
We need to make a plan.
Throw me the chicken wing.
This room is bugged.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Hey, watch me move.
I volunteer as tribute!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I have the poem.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I am going to the grand opening.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
You are my love.
You could never hate me.
We should think about this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I love winter in France.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Am I dead, or not?
Ha-cha-cha.
This looks suspicious.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Open the door.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Can I make a splash?
Give it here.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You are not my type.
I feel inferior.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We're going to need a candlemaker.
Leave it alone.
Who left a screwdriver in the dungeon?
Take this and pray.
I want to tell you about the wine.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'm the worst shipwright who ever lived.
Please, don't take that.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Someone's watching us.
It's not right.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Let's get it
Find some proof that I tricked you.
It's your fault that the crops died.
We need to unite.
Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
I can offer you a good price.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You found it.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Give me the chair.
I'm going to need a fork.
You monster!
This room is shrinking.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Get ready for this.
You are a handsome devil.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is a stick up.
When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.
Take the money and leave.
I never could make up my mind.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'll open it.
I see you came prepared.
No one will ever know
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I will always need you.
You are so mean to me.
You should find your mother.
This looks edible.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Open it here.
I want you to help me.
We're going to need a lot of money.
A girl needs her mother.
I love spring in China.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I want you to be wronged.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Take this with water.
I'm trying to care.
I want to tell you about the Jim Beam.
It's not open.
I'm the only fraudster on this planet
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm alone in the universe.
You burned it on purpose.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
It's giving me an error message.
You can have it.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Hand me the spoon.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Take the money and go.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the well.
I want that hamster out of my house!
You are quirky.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Don't wait to be asked.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You despise me.
Your ears have turned stripey.
Please, don't move.
My love, it's so shiny.
Getting married is like opening a window...
You're a god.
I will always hate you.
Who left an apple in the lounge room?
I never felt so alone.
I can't find my milkshake anywhere.
You're really something!
I am going to Christmas.
I want you to be inoffensive.
You are so kind to me.
Fear is like a guitar...
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are not my daughter.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
I'm the worst gardener on this planet
Show no mercy
My life means nothing.
I'm cursed.
We're going to need a diplomat.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to cook for me.
Open sesame.
We need to make better decisions.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
It's time to go.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You should find your father.
I have the scroll.
We're the same person.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Get ready to run.
I'm going to need a shovel.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Did you eat while I was away?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to stop tricking me.
I know who you are.
Alright, who left a Guinness in the living room?
Let's watch TV!
I want you to be wise.
When the party starts, start singing.
I hate you.
Don't just stand there.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I knew you could see it through.
Good night!
I'm trying to understand.
It's not appropriate.
I want that kitten out of my room!
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
A boy needs his mother.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I want you to stop me.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
My life matters.
This looks bad.
It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You are an idiot.
I've reported it to Interpol.
No one can ever know that I survived.
We've only got one bullet.
I have a secret.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Be safe!
Can I make a plan?
I know what to do.
Please, tell me.
You should ask your father.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
You're going down!
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I have to tell you about the burger.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
You won't find it.
Show me the hammer.
Delivery!
Did you fart at work?
All's well that ends well
No one can ever know the truth.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Who left a fox in the garage?
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
Take the piano and go.
I love winter in Canada.
I feel clear-headed.
How much money do you have?
You're going to need a DJ.
You fascinate me.
I'm trying to open it.
A boy needs love.
I will always love you.
You never listen.
How dare you smile at me!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I've reported it to the President.
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop looking at me.
I am going to the funeral.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I want that scorpion out of my life!
We are ravenous.
You are my inspiration.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You're a ghost.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a screenwriter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
You can't have it.
Can I make a wish?
I have to tell you about the kebab.
Please, lie down.
Leave it here.
This looks interesting.
You are so good to me.
You are a liar.
I want you to be crass.
Whoop-whoop.
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I have the will.
I could never love you.
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You're no good.
It's not the right size.
Did you fart yesterday?
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm the best composer on this planet
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
I feel self-conscious.
I want that deer out of my life!
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'll keep guard.
You never call me.
Throw me the bike.
This is crazy
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
It's your fault that the label came off.
You are a godsend.
You will always need me.
My love, it's delicious.
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You know it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Can I make peace?
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I need to tell you about the Hell.
I have money.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Your ears have turned grey.
I want you to be angry.
We need to go.
I want you to read to me.
Someone's having a bad day.
We're special.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I could never need you.
Get ready to dance.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that cat out of my house!
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
We are guileless.
It's not mine.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Drop it here.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I'm a ghost.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
We're going to need a dressmaker.
I want you to stop following me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Don't get too close.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I know math.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Winners don't quit
Hey, watch me leave.
You are my only hope.
I can offer you a croissant.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Grief is like a multi-choice quiz...
I can't find my horse anywhere.
Who left a swan in the guest room?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I'm the only fortune-teller on this planet
Show me the shovel.
I heard a howl coming from the library.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
There's no smoke without fire.
We need to eat.
A girl needs money.
Take the money and die.
Did you eat today?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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