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You monster!

You never do what I want.

You are not my type.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I love spring in Spain.

We're ghosts.

Let's dance

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

You're going to need a hammer.

We're crazy.

I will always need you.

Leave it here.

Get ready to run.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I have a secret.

I see you are thinking.

Throw me the saw.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

A boy needs his mother.

Please, stop shouting.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I've reported it to the police.

I'll keep guard.

We're going to need a lot of help.

This room is shrinking.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Take this with water.

Sound the alarm!

You should make peace with your mother.

I want you to inspire me.

You know it.

You're coming with me!

I can offer you a banana.

You burned it on purpose.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

Open the window.

You're a ghost.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Your happiness is like a mountain...

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I want you to be thievish.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

It's not heavy.

I want that ant out of my car!

Your cheeks have turned black.

You need me.

My love, it's delicious.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

When the door opens, start crying.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm insignificant.

I have money.

You are an idiot.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I could never hate you.

Running for office is like doing housework...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Delivery!

Someone's having a bad day.

We need to help each other.

Am I coming with you, or not?

My life is a mystery.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You are my son.

Leave it to the professionals.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

This looks bad.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I'm a ghost.

You devil!

I want you to kill me.

You're going to need a judge.

We're gods.

You are so good to me.

I love summer in Brazil.

I know what to do.

You can have it.

I heard a sound coming from the pantry.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'm the greatest beautician who ever lived.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

You're going to pay!

No one can ever know that I escaped.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Who left a penguin in the garage?

You should make peace with your father.

You are a godsend.

I volunteer to go!

It's time to go to bed.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I want that dinosaur out of my car!

I feel curious.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Get ready to die.

I want you to stop following me.

Good night!

I have the poem.

You are not my father.

You never call me.

Can I make a deal?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

No one can ever know the truth.

I want you to be religious.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Open the curtains.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Take the drink and leave.

Hey, watch me dance.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

We've only got one life.

Why do you tease me, so much?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I'm a god.

I can offer you a soda.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Please, be careful.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We need to play.

You're weird.

My love, it's alive.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the conservatory.

I should pay the bill.

I never hurt anybody.

I love autumn in Ireland.

It's now or never

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Let's play

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

This is a day to remember

You are an artist.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

It's not the right size.

Be safe!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

You never listen.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Take this with you.

You will always despise me.

We're going to need a miner.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

It's time to pack your bags.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

You're going to need a spoon.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I feel funny.

A girl needs her mother.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want you to marry me.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You broke it.

Throw me the can opener.

Throw it here.

Don't just stand there.

Your face has turned red.

I can offer you a job.

You're magnificent.

This is the right time to be angry.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

This looks great.

I've reported it to mother.

I am going to the grand opening.

You are not my daughter.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to be dismayed.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I am demanding.

I'll open it.

I see you smiling.

Open sesame.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I have the scroll.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I volunteer myself!

When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.

I can offer you a water.

I want you to betray me.

You made me cry on purpose.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Who left an ale in the stable?

I'm the only exterminator on this planet

We need to make better decisions.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

A girl needs discipline.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one chance.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

This room is haunted.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Good morning!

Get ready, or get out.

Let's get it

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm going to need a farmer.

You're a god.

I feel embarrassed.

You're no good.

We should go to the police.

Someone's listening.

I never wanted this.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the right time to be happy.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I will always hate you.

My love, it's so shiny.

My life is over.

Walls have ears.

You should call your mother.

I have the letter.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I want you to hold me.

Power is like a violin...

Plug it in here.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

This is a fine ship

Can I make animal sounds?

Be better!

I want that tiger out of my room!

You are my favourite.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Leave it outside.

I volunteer to eat it!

I knew you could fix it.

We're the same person.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I know who you are.

Throw me the knife.

We've only got one hope.

It's not yours.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Don't wait to be asked.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Running for office is like brushing your hair...

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Hey, watch me move.

I need to tell you about Easter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fisher.

Your face has turned grey.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

You are not my conscience.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

A boy needs boundaries.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I love fall in Germany.

I want that crocodile out of my car!

I have needs.

I'm lucky.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Quid pro quo.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

My life means nothing.

You're crazy!

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

You could never hate me.

Open the bottle.

We are cantakerous.

I'll sit on it.

Becoming rich is like applying for a job...

We need to open it.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You should pay the bill.

Take the piano and go.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

I'm the worst fashion designer who ever lived.

Your tongue has turned black.

I see you know what to do.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

You are my only hope.

Hate is like a party...

You're going to need a ventriloquist.

How dare you smile at me!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I never listened.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop questioning me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are a poet.

I can offer you a kebab.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

When the door opens, start singing.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I love autumn in Antarctica.

This room is unstable.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I want you to be touchy.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You will always love me.

The Devil is in the details.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are earnest.

Who left a knife in the dining room?

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Find some proof that they tricked you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I feel liberated.

I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

A boy needs confidence.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

We should ask for more money.

Take the money and leave.

You never sing anymore.

This looks interesting.

Take this for luck.

Get ready to dance.

I could never love you.

You're going to need a clown.

I am going to the funeral.

Stop, in the name of love.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I want that dolphin out of my life!

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Did you fart last night?

Please, don't eat that.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want you to be unimaginative.

I see you every day.

Darling, it's beautiful.

You are my father.

You should protect your mother.

My life matters.

I have the knife.

I can offer you a sandwich.

A boy needs discipline.

You are not my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Who left a cracker in the classroom?

I never wanted to die.

I'm trying to win.

Leave it until morning.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I volunteer as tribute!

You are noncompetitive.

I am going to Christmas.

I want that frog out of my house!

You are so kind to me.

This looks odd.

You are a liar.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Give me the skateboard.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I want you to kiss me.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

When the door opens, remain calm.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Don't fool around.

I need to tell you about the burger.

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

I knew you could open it.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a builder.

You're going to need a philanthropist.

No one can ever know that I like you

No one can ever know what we did.

Please, stop laughing.

You should disown your mother.

Be yourself!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Take this and pray.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I have 20-20 vision.

I have the will.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

My life is cursed.

I feel alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I can offer you a good price.

It's giving me grief.

We need to make out.

It's time to make lunch.

You're never going to get away with this!

How much money do you have?

We are proud.

I want you to stop blaming me.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

I'm cursed.

Someone's locked the door.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You could never love me.

I knew you could survive.

Give me the wrench.

I can offer you a pickle.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You never have time for me.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

We should hide.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Your lips have turned green.

Who left a ball in the dining room?

I just want a Gatorade. What's wrong with that?

No one will ever know

Dying is like turning on a light-switch...

It's not easy.

When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.

I have powers.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I want that otter out of my room!

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Drop it here.

I want you to read to me.

Please, stay where you are.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

This is a fine mess

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You won't find it.

You're crazy.

I know the future.

Good luck!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You fascinate me.

Whoop-whoop.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Who left a piña colada in the armory?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I'm the worst soldier on this planet

It was your fault that the lights went out.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

It's giving me a headache.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Get ready for this.

I want you to be discouraged.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

Winners don't quit

Did you eat at work?

I'm trying to forgive you.

Take the drink and go.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

It's not ready.

A boy needs money.

I feel silly.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

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