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When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You could never love me.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Let's dance

I can offer you a good price.

Give it here.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

This is a fine mess

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

Throw me the hammer.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I have lost the will to live.

You want it.

Can I make kimchi?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I see you smiling.

You monster!

I want that rabbit out of my room!

We're the same person.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Darling, it's beautiful.

This is the right time to be happy.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm a god.

A boy needs his own room.

You should find your mother.

I'm going to need a tattooist.

You're going down!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I love winter in Germany.

I volunteer as tribute!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I never killed anyone.

Take this for luck.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I should ask for more money.

Why do you love me, so much?

I could never want you.

I want you to betray me.

I want you to stop smelling me.

This room is unstable.

I can offer you a bagel.

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

You never have time for me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

How dare you smile at me!

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

He was unconscious when I found him.

We've only got one chance.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I am going to the funeral.

It's time to go to bed.

It's not dead.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I've reported it to the press.

Please, be careful.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

You are the best person I have ever met.

Open it here.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I have 20-20 vision.

You need me.

Good night!

Be yourself!

Hey, watch me dance.

This looks nice.

I want that ant out of my car!

I have to tell you about Easter.

Don't wait to be asked.

I have the will.

We're gods.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

No one will ever know

I feel heartbroken.

I knew you could fix it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.

My life is a mystery.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Take the drink and go.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I volunteer myself!

Throw me the guitar.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are a genius.

You're going to need a doctor.

I see you came prepared.

Someone's coming this way.

You're a ghost.

Let's watch the game

Leave it to the professionals.

I know what to do.

I'll watch.

You are my everything.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Everyone has their price.

You are not my son.

Can I make magic?

You can't have it.

I despise you.

You burned it on purpose.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I never wanted to die.

This is a fine ship

I'm the worst mobster who ever lived.

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I want you to stop tickling me.

A boy needs boundaries.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

You never take me seriously.

Who left a chocolate milk in the kitchen?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

How dare you look at me!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

I'm trying to open it.

We've only got one life.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I want you to clean up after me.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You love me.

I've reported it to mother.

Take the piano and die.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You are so nice to me.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

You should call your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beautician.

Cheats never prosper.

I will always love you.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

My life means nothing.

I knew you could survive.

We're ghosts.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Time to shine

I want that pig out of my car!

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Good grief!

I'll help.

I am going to the party.

Take this and pray.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me the screwdriver.

Can I make love?

We need to play.

Who left a kite in the lounge room?

Open the door.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Fears are like chocolate...

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Your lips have turned white.

You're going to need a shovel.

I see you for who you are.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I have the time.

I'm the only philanthropist who ever lived.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

A boy needs confidence.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You made me cry on purpose.

Life is like a river...

Be safe!

Throw it here.

You are cautious.

You should pay the bill.

Sound the alarm!

You are so kind to me.

I can offer you a banana.

You could never fascinate me.

Get ready to laugh.

Did you fart just now?

I want you to listen to me.

I will always despise you.

You're going to pay!

I know math.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I am going to the wedding.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

Let's go

I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.

Take this with water.

We're lucky.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Can I make a movie?

You broke it.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I love summer in Japan.

You should call your father.

Darling, it's dead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Who left a slice of pizza in the library?

You're going to need a librarian.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

When the door opens, remain calm.

I have to tell you about the dragon.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I have time.

I want you to be obnoxious.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I have the gun.

You are a liar.

Your face has turned orange.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I can't find my house anywhere.

I've reported it to the police.

Please, look at me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

My life is cursed.

Good morning!

I'll open it.

A girl needs confidence.

This looks suspicious.

Don't ask any questions.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

You will always despise me.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Someone's watching us.

Get ready, or get out.

I feel satisfied.

I can offer you a Guinness.

Patience is a virtue

You're going to need a spatula.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Plug it in here.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hey, watch me smile.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You need it.

You are my mother.

You should ask your mother.

Who left an icecream in the living room?

I want you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I am dishonest.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I know where you were.

I never wanted this.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm trying to save you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I have to tell you about Saturday.

I have faith.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

I want you to be dependent.

Throw me the can opener.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You're a god.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know the truth.

Look before you leap.

It was my fault that the cat died.

You're alone in the universe.

I'm the only minister on this planet

Let's drink

I can't find my wine anywhere.

Take this with you.

You could never need me.

We need to stay.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Someone's in here.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I am going to Christmas.

I love summer in England.

This is a stick up.

When the door opens, start crying.

Take the piano and go.

This looks interesting.

I want to tell you about the scientist.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Delivery!

Can I make laughter?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

A boy needs his grandfather.

No one can ever know that I like you

Did you eat at work?

I know who you are.

Don't get too close.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I want you to cook for me.

I've reported it to the President.

I feel envious.

Drop it here.

Please, tell me.

I am calm.

Leave it here.

I want you to stop blaming me.

It's not going to fit.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

We're going to need an impersonator.

You devil!

I am going to the grand opening.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to be hurried.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I never hurt anybody.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

No one can ever know what we did.

I'm a ghost.

There's an exception to every rule.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Your cheeks have turned pink.

We're no good.

Hand me the shovel.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

You are my love.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Can I make the world better?

I can offer you a job.

Okay, who left a doll in the lobby?

Running for office is like opening a gate...

We need to close it.

You should make peace with your father.

I see you have done this before.

Good luck!

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

You could never despise me.

You're going to need a customs officer.

This room is bugged.

You should start a business.

It has to work

I want you to hold me.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Be better!

It's not open.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want that dinosaur out of my house!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

My life matters.

I know what happened.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

Did you fart today?

You crashed the car on purpose.

Hey, watch me move.

It's giving me an error message.

I feel pathetic.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You are my favourite.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I have a secret.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You are not my mother.

I have the card.

We've only got one hope.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Someone's having a bad day.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Let's play

Don't upset your father, not now.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I see you know what to do.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I volunteer to eat it!

You are so mean to me.

Who left an ant in the dining room?

A girl needs her own room.

I'm the only magician on this planet

When the bell rings, hide.

You should disown your father.

You're crazy!

When I was little, I wanted to be a stonecutter.

We need to break up.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Don't fool around.

I'm lucky.

Can I make lunch?

I want you to be eager.

Leave it outside.

I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.

Your nose has turned white.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

You're going to need a spoon.

Hand me the candy-bar.

Open the bottle.

I want you to help me.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Anger is like a spring day...

I can offer you a 7-up.

I want to tell you about the wizard.

Get ready for this.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Please, lie down.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I never gave up hope.

We are protective.

It's time to go.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

We should pay the bill.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

This looks peculiar.

I'm the worst illustrator who ever lived.

We need to stop.

A girl needs a job.

All good things come to those that wait.

I volunteer to go!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a professor.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Leave it alone.

How much influence do you have?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You can have it.

It's not alive.

I want that monkey out of my car!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Show me the burger.

I want you to kill me.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I could never hate you.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You are a poet.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

It's time to make lunch.

It was your fault that the party was cancelled.

I feel resentful.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I know more than you realise.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I love winter in Switzerland.

I see you are thinking.

Get ready to dance.

You are my teacher.

This room is haunted.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can offer you a Powerade.

Who left a long white in the attic?

You're no good.

Can I make up?

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

I knew you could open it.

I'm the greatest shoemaker on this planet

I have to tell you about the alien.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'll be here, if you need me.

You're never going to get away with this!

We're going to need a pirate.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to stop tricking me.

We're going to need a can opener.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

It's giving me hope.

I have needs.

When I was little, I wanted to be a banker.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I want that frog out of my life!

Did you fart this morning?

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

My love, it's alive.

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