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Your nose has turned white.
I want you to read to me.
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
I feel cold.
I see you are thinking.
You should find your mother.
Open it here.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
You should think about this.
I'm going to need a saw.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
We're ghosts.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to be grieved.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
This is crazy
You monster!
You're going to need a jockey.
Don't wait to be asked.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I never really lived.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I know what to do.
You are so nice to me.
Am I dead, or not?
I'm special.
You broke it.
Give me the bagel.
I can offer you a milkshake.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Dammit, who left a doll in the laundry?
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
Please, give up while you can.
I could never hate you.
You're a ghost.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's not safe.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You love me.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You never say what you're thinking.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I'm trying to care.
Good talk saves the food.
You're going to pay!
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You are a godsend.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
We've only got one chance.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Let's go
Leave it outside.
Did you get lucky today?
I volunteer to go!
You are lovable.
Someone's having a bad day.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Leave it here.
This room is unstable.
Hey, watch me smile.
Stop, in the name of love.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I want that wolf out of my room!
I love spring in Australia.
Don't ask any questions.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're going to need a guru.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have lost the will to live.
I'm the worst sculptor who ever lived.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You devil!
I have to tell you about the latte.
I'll watch.
We're going to need a wrench.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Give me the celery stick.
We're the same person.
You know it.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know how we did it.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
We're cursed.
I want you to love me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I have the time.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I know what happened.
Delivery!
A cat has nine lives.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
I see you smiling.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Be yourself!
You're really something!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Get ready to dance.
Take the money and go.
I've reported it to the press.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
This looks great.
Leave it until morning.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I love winter in England.
Good grief!
I want you to stop tickling me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We've only got one of these.
Can I make sandwiches?
We should go to the police.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
You're going to need a lot of money.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
You will always despise me.
My life is a mystery.
I'm the worst knight who ever lived.
I want that bunny out of my car!
This room is bugged.
Hey, watch me move.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I can offer you a cracker.
I have needs.
We need to open it.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a missionary.
I'll get ready.
It's time to make lunch.
We're gods.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Am I under arrest, or not?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Someone's watching us.
A boy needs money.
You're a god.
Don't just stand there.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm cursed.
You are an artist.
We are earnest.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
You are so good to me.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
It's not heavy.
I want you to stop me.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
You never stop to think.
Good night!
Take the piano and leave.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Let's dance
I've reported it to Interpol.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Who left a water in the dining room?
I have the card.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
You should listen to your father.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Get ready for this.
You're crazy!
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You are not my conscience.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
We're going to need a botanist.
You're going to need a knife.
I'm the greatest referee on this planet
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
I have time.
Be safe!
Open your heart.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Give me the croissant.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I never loved you.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We need to make a plan.
Take this with water.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I know the future.
I despise you.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
My life is cursed.
I can offer you a sandwich.
Your cheeks have turned black.
I can offer you a job.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I have to tell you about Christmas.
I'm weird.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
We've only got one bullet.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Alright, who left a can opener in the garage?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want you to listen to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a butcher.
I have to tell you about the spring-roll.
You should protect your father.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I want you to be unfathomable.
I'll help.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I see you every day.
You are my everything.
I've reported it to the police.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Give me the kebab.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
You angel!
I have the knife.
It's not tight enough.
Get ready, or get out.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
You are not my mother.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are a thief.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Can I make a home?
This looks nice.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
All you need is love.
Please, stand.
Your face has turned grey.
This is a stick up.
We're no good.
The first thing to consider is safety.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You should start a business.
We are mannered.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Open the door.
I'm the best busker on this planet
My life matters.
I want you.
Hopes are like chocolate...
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You never smile.
We're going to need a saw.
You will always hate me.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Plug it in here.
Take this for luck.
A boy needs a job.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
We're going to need an artist.
I knew you could live like this.
I want to tell you about the violinist.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I love spring in Ireland.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the party starts, remain calm.
Get ready to die.
Leave it alone.
Can I make up?
You lost it.
Be careful!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
You are my teacher.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
You are an idiot.
I'm trying to believe you.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Take the money and leave.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
How dare you smile at me!
Walls have ears.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Just breathe
I can offer you a good price.
You're going to need a can opener.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Please, stop shouting.
I love summer in England.
I should start a business.
You could never want me.
Leave it to the professionals.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
This is a fine ship
Good luck!
We're going to need an impersonator.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to marry me.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
This room is shrinking.
It's giving me hope.
I have 20-20 vision.
It's not appropriate.
A girl needs discipline.
I feel miserable.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Can I make laughter?
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
I never wanted this.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I can't find my giraffe anywhere.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I'm a ghost.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You are not my type.
We need to close it.
Throw me the slice of pizza.
We are intrigued.
Alright, who left a shovel in the attic?
Your eyes have turned yellow.
You never have time for me.
Did you eat while I was away?
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We're going to need a hammer.
I want that pony out of my car!
I'm the best gravedigger on this planet
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
No one can ever know that you survived.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I've reported it to mother.
I love winter in France.
I want you to kiss me.
No one can ever know that I like you
Open the bottle.
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
You are so mean to me.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I want you to be groovy.
I see you for who you are.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I am going to Christmas.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
It's not for sale.
There's no fool like an old fool.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You're amazing!
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
I should ask for more money.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You need it.
It's giving me an error message.
A boy needs boundaries.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I volunteer to eat it!
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
It's your fault that the label came off.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
We've only got one hope.
Don't get too close.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Give it here.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Hand me the apple.
Someone's coming this way.
We're weird.
You are a poet.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
Can I make it easier?
I have a secret.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I know where you were.
We need to help each other.
I am going to Easter.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You never take me seriously.
I feel resentful.
You're never going to get away with this!
I see you let yourself in.
You deserve this
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
You are my father.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You want me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
This is a fine mess
I want that frog out of my life!
I love summer in Hong Kong.
A golden key can open any door.
Gardening is good for the soul.
You should write to your father.
Okay, who left a fishcake in the kitchen?
I volunteer as tribute!
Don't upset your father, not now.
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
Please, stop smoking.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Throw it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Someone's locked the door.
It was my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
I'm the only park ranger who ever lived.
A boy needs his space.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I have the letter.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I'll open it.
You're under arrest!
I just want a Red Bull. What's wrong with that?
I never gave up hope.
My life means nothing.
We're going to need an antique dealer.
You should ask for more money.
I can offer you a mojito.
Open the window.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Stop, in the name of the law.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I want you to stop loving me.
You never call me.
Did you get lucky at work?
Be better!
Can I make a puppet?
I can't find my ant anywhere.
I know who you are.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I have powers.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I volunteer myself!
You should write to your mother.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I need to tell you about the spring-roll.
I want you to cook for me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to be bewildered.
I'm trying to help.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
It's not in.
Show me the wrench.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
A boy needs confidence.
I want that whale out of my car!
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
My love, it's so juicy.
I am going to the party.
We're magnificent.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the President.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
It's time to pack your bags.
It was your fault that the dog died.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You are so kind to me.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You're going down!
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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