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You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm going to need a flight attendant.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I knew you could survive.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Be better!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I am going to Christmas.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
Leave it until morning.
Your nose has turned pink.
I have the letter.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to clean up after me.
Dying is like fixing a computer...
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I'm the only hunter on this planet
Someone's locked the door.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
You are so good to me.
We need to make a plan.
Hey, watch me dance.
You need it.
We should hide.
It's giving me grief.
I'm a god.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We're the same person.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Hand me the ukulele.
You should find your mother.
Who left a smoothie in the wine cellar?
Can I make dessert?
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I've reported it to mother.
Don't ask any questions.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
How dare you look at me!
This looks odd.
You angel!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is a fine mess
Take the money and leave.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Sound the alarm!
You are not my mother.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You will always want me.
Please, wait here.
Take this and pray.
I never hurt anybody.
Let's get it
I hate you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Hope is like a bar of soap...
I know what happened.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's not tight enough.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
When I was little, I wanted to be a courier.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to be conciliatory.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I want you to read to me.
A girl needs her father.
You deserve this
Why do you tease me, so much?
Open it here.
Open the window.
I want that kangaroo out of my house!
You're insignificant.
We've only got one hope.
Did you get lucky just now?
Delivery!
You're going to need an explorer.
You're a god.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Get ready to dance.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I feel self-conscious.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Better late than never.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I am going to the funeral.
We're gods.
Good luck!
Someone's having a bad day.
I volunteer myself!
This room is haunted.
Let's drink
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I have time.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We're going to need a spoon.
Can I make the world better?
This is a fine ship
I will always love you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
How dare you laugh at me!
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
You never take me seriously.
No one can ever know that I was here.
My life means nothing.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I can offer you a milkshake.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You dropped it.
Hand me the cracker.
I want you to love me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's time to pack your bags.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Take the drink and go.
It's not in.
You are so kind to me.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
I'm the worst governor who ever lived.
Alright, who left a croissant in the stable?
You want me.
You should protect your mother.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I am infuriated.
Hey, watch me move.
It's going to be okay
Someone's coming this way.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
You are a twit.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I love spring in Germany.
Be yourself!
I knew you could live like this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Plug it in here.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're no good.
Why do you love me, so much?
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.
Take this with water.
I'm going to need an interrogator.
You monster!
You broke the vase on purpose.
We need to close it.
I can offer you an icecream.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I'll keep guard.
You never stop to think.
Stop, in the name of love.
I've reported it to the President.
No one can ever know what we did.
I know where you were.
When the lights go out, hide.
Your eyes have turned blue.
Can I make art?
I feel sexy.
Did you eat just now?
Throw me the wrench.
I have lost the will to live.
I will always need you.
Get ready to die.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
He was unconscious when I found him.
How much luck do you have?
When I was little, I wanted to be a peddlar.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Running for office is like opening a window...
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
We should think about this.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one of these.
My love, it's beautiful.
You should disown your mother.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I want that wolf out of my room!
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm the greatest swimming coach who ever lived.
I volunteer to go!
We're going to need a can opener.
You could never need me.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
It's not open.
I have the scroll.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Take the piano and go.
I want you to be extravagant.
This room is bugged.
Pride is like a forest...
A boy needs his grandfather.
Someone's listening.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'll open it.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Open sesame.
You are private.
I can offer you a good price.
Your nose has turned stripey.
This is a stick up.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This looks wrong.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I never could make up my mind.
I'm lucky.
Alright, who left a hot dog in the conservatory?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You are a godsend.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Did you eat this morning?
It was my fault that the train was late.
Please, remain silent.
When the door opens, start singing.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Show me the sandwich.
You're really something!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
It's giving me a headache.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I want you to be bland.
I'm going to need a terrorist.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I'm the greatest criminal who ever lived.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
A boy needs his space.
Good morning!
Don't fool around.
We are disorderly.
I love winter in Brazil.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
Let's go
I never listened.
It's not working.
I'm a ghost.
I can offer you a job.
I want that alligator out of my house!
I've reported it to the press.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I feel ordinary.
Can I make it happen?
Throw me the guitar.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Give it here.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's giving me hope.
You won't find it.
You are my everything.
You're going to need a shovel.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You're lucky.
We need to fight.
I have money.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Find some proof that he lied to you.
My love, it's so expensive.
You burned it on purpose.
Open your heart.
I want you to hold me.
I want you to be weak.
Be safe!
Please, stop crying.
Get ready, or get out.
I see you have done this before.
Who left a tiger in the cell?
I'm the worst geologist who ever lived.
Take this for luck.
You are so mean to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a biologist.
You're going to need a beggar.
I volunteer to eat it!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Hopes are like chocolate...
I feel concerned.
I know the future.
Can I make up?
I can offer you a Schnapps.
You should call your father.
Leave it here.
Hand me the umbrella.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
We've only got one option.
I am tortured.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
No one will ever know
I have a secret.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I will always want you.
I love fall in Ireland.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want that koala out of my car!
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We're alone in the universe.
Take the piano and leave.
We should pay the bill.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are an idiot.
I want you to kiss me.
I want to tell you about the dragon.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Take this with you.
This is a day to remember
It was my fault that the play sucked.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
I can't find my mojito anywhere.
You could never hate me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You are not my son.
Get ready for this.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I'm going to need an assassin.
A boy needs boundaries.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I see you are thinking.
Please, don't drink that.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
I feel devious.
Your face has turned yellow.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Your ears have turned black.
We are authoritarian.
You're crazy!
You're going to need a lot of help.
We're going to need a wrench.
Open the door.
I want you to be excitable.
It's not dead.
I can offer you a coffee.
Friendship is like an autumn day...
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Who left a kebab in the kitchen?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want that giraffe out of my room!
We need to make better decisions.
I have to tell you about the the windmill.
We're crazy.
No one can ever know that I survived.
This room is unstable.
Hey, watch me leave.
I can't find my crab anywhere.
A girl needs discipline.
Take the drink and leave.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
You are my teacher.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Let's dance
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
Can I make a pillow fort?
My life matters.
Give me the saw.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm trying to care.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You are an artist.
When the door opens, remain calm.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I'm the best fashion designer who ever lived.
You are not my father.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
No one suspects a thing
I will always hate you.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
We're ghosts.
I want that kitten out of my life!
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I know more than you realise.
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to be sloppy.
I heard weeping coming from the classroom.
A thing begun is half done.
We're going to need a diplomat.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You should think about this.
Your tongue has turned white.
I see you every day.
A boy needs confidence.
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
I want you to cook for me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.
We need to go.
This looks nice.
We are superficial.
It's not for sale.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I'll watch.
You are not my conscience.
Your lips have turned yellow.
It's time to make lunch.
You despise me.
You devil!
This is the worst time to be here.
Don't just stand there.
It was my fault that the cat died.
I love spring in Japan.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Someone's in here.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you an espresso.
Alright, who left a fishcake in the kitchen?
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
You never smile.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We're insignificant.
I never felt so alone.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I feel skeptical.
You should ask for more money.
I want you to be calculating.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I have to tell you about the the submarine.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I've reported it to the police.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
I have the card.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We've only got one chance.
I'm the worst director who ever lived.
I am going to Easter.
You're coming with me!
We need to eat.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
It has to work
When the door opens, hide.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I want that puppy out of my car!
You are a genius.
A girl needs her mother.
Show me the slice of pizza.
We are expedient.
Ha-cha-cha.
Who left a hot dog in the cloakroom?
This looks great.
You are so nice to me.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You're going to need a lot of money.
You found it.
Your cheeks have turned black.
I want you to listen to me.
Hey, watch me smile.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I feel thrilled.
You hate me.
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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