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Did you get lucky yesterday?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I volunteer to eat it!

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

This looks edible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

My life is over.

We're the same person.

Hey, watch me move.

You are not my son.

It's giving me grief.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I have the card.

Be safe!

I have to tell you about the architect.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This is a day to remember

It's now or never

You never call me.

You know it.

I'll wait here.

I feel crazy.

Who left a screwdriver in the lobby?

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You devil!

I'm the best shop assistant on this planet

You should quit.

I want that raccoon out of my life!

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Delivery!

Your ears have turned brown.

Let's dance

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

You're amazing!

I'm going to need a can opener.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

You are benevolent.

Leave it here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

It's not easy.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I have time.

I've reported it to mother.

I'm going to need a game show host.

This room is unstable.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Please, give up while you can.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are so kind to me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I love summer in China.

Take the drink and die.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Someone's locked the door.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I will always want you.

When I was little, I wanted to be an archer.

All's well that ends well

I can't find my car anywhere.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Take this for luck.

Open your heart.

We've only got one chance.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Did you eat this morning?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I feel glamorous.

I should vote.

You are a hero.

You should listen to your father.

You're a god.

I know more than you realise.

My love, it's so expensive.

This looks peculiar.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I can offer you a smoothie.

Good night!

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I'm the greatest hypnotist who ever lived.

I knew you could make up your mind.

A girl needs a job.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I never really lived.

I'll get it.

Get ready, or get out.

I see you have done this before.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to be abrasive.

I'm magnificent.

You are so good to me.

Please, be careful.

I want that lamb out of my house!

Stop, in the name of love.

When the party starts, start crying.

Be yourself!

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Don't get too close.

You're going to need a can opener.

Leave it outside.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Sleep is like a river...

We are sharing.

You're really something!

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I want you to stop believing in me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

It's time to pack your bags.

We've only got one option.

Who left a milkshake in the bathroom?

I have powers.

I will always despise you.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Open the door.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Hey, watch me smile.

I love spring in England.

I feel angry.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are an artist.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

It's not appropriate.

We need to fight.

I need to tell you about the wizard.

No one can ever know what we did.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Get ready for this.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Take the drink and go.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'll keep guard.

Throw it here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I can offer you a job.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Be better!

I've reported it to Interpol.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

You never take me seriously.

Sound the alarm!

You are not my daughter.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I have the letter.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Take this with you.

This is a fine ship

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

Don't just stand there.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I'm trying to understand.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Please, remain silent.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Can I make art?

I feel positive.

My life matters.

Hey, watch me leave.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I'm going to need a soldier.

You found it.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

We're going to need a shovel.

It's giving me hope.

We're ghosts.

This room is haunted.

It's time to brush your teeth.

We've only got one life.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You are my teacher.

I am going to Christmas.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

This looks suspicious.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Take the drink and leave.

How dare you look at me!

Who left a can opener in the kitchen?

Patience is a virtue

You angel!

I want you to stop me.

You're special.

You are mournful.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I could never want you.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We need to open it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I'm the best clerk on this planet

I want to tell you about the bathroom.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

You're a ghost.

I want you to be resentful.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I want you to stop blaming me.

You made me cry on purpose.

A boy needs his friends.

It's not in.

Leave it to the professionals.

I can't find my cracker anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is the right time to be here.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

Good luck!

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This looks great.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Your nose has turned green.

I see you let yourself in.

I can offer you a good price.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

My life is a mystery.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I have the poem.

You never say what you're thinking.

Please, stop doing that.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'll sit on it.

I am going to the wedding.

This is a fine mess

Why do you love me, so much?

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

You're magnificent.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

I heard a voice coming from the control room.

Quid pro quo.

I never loved you.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You're coming with me!

How dare you smile at me!

I feel forgetful.

You could never love me.

I am formal.

Can I make pizza?

I know where you were.

I've reported it to the press.

You are my sunshine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

I knew you could open it.

Don't ask any questions.

Someone's watching us.

Justice is like a camera...

A girl needs discipline.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

Hand me the kebab.

I want you to be insulting.

This is the right time to be alone.

Let's eat

We need to break up.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I have to tell you about Easter.

I have the knife.

You should call your mother.

I'm the greatest gladiator on this planet

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Open the window.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want that crocodile out of my life!

You're going to need a wrench.

You are not my favourite.

I'm trying to open it.

I love spring in China.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Good grief!

I have a secret.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

I never felt so alone.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I know what happened.

I volunteer myself!

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

You crashed the car on purpose.

How much money do you have?

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to marry me.

Be careful!

When the door opens, start crying.

Your hopes are like chocolate...

I can't find my knife anywhere.

Who left a piña colada in the wardrobe?

Let's play

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'm going to need a beggar.

Your face has turned white.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Someone's having a bad day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Today is the day

We are crazy.

I'm a god.

I have the will.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're weird.

I feel fortunate.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you to be decent.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You are not my father.

Get ready to laugh.

My life means nothing.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You monster!

This room is shrinking.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Take this and pray.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I love summer in Hong Kong.

It's not working.

Can I make a pillow fort?

I hate you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Don't fool around.

Leave it until morning.

Darling, it's delicious.

A boy needs his own room.

Did you fart last night?

I heard laughter coming from the library.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

You are a liar.

It's your fault that the label came off.

You are my son.

I can offer you a banana.

We're going to need a park ranger.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Let's watch the game

You should listen to your mother.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Wealth is like a mountain...

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop lying to me.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Good morning!

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I am going to Easter.

Plug it in here.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to look at me.

Alright, who left a doll in the closet?

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I'll help.

You can't have it.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I need to tell you about the milkshake.

When I was little, I wanted to be a physicist.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want that lobster out of my house!

I knew you could survive.

I despise you.

You're crazy.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

Your face has turned spotted.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Get ready to die.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

You never do what I want.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Hand me the knife.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Please, lie down.

I'm the only lawyer who ever lived.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I feel dejected.

I'm trying to save you.

It's time to make lunch.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

You should make peace with your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

This looks bad.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

We need to stay.

I have to tell you about the historian.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I'll watch.

I want you to stop loving me.

You can have it.

I knew you could live like this.

I want you to read to me.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Can I make it better?

We're going to need a fork.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Your cheeks have turned blue.

I want you to be regretful.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You could never hate me.

It has to work

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Who left a can opener in the stable?

You're cursed.

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

You never have time for me.

I want that lobster out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

A girl needs love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Put it here.

No one can ever know the truth.

I should start a business.

I see you smiling.

It's not for sale.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Someone's in here.

I can offer you an icecream.

I want you to listen to me.

Leave it alone.

Give me the umbrella.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You're going to pay!

We're crazy.

You never stop to think.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

We need to stop.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

You lost it.

You should protect your father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Dying is like opening a gate...

We're going to need a hammer.

Did you fart while I was away?

You can do this

Fears are like spaghetti...

We're gods.

I have the need, the need for speed.

It's time to go.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to be at ease.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

We are experimental.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

It was your fault that we ran out of money.

We're going to need a lot of money.

You are my everything.

I love summer in Switzerland.

We're going to need a silversmith.

Can I make friends?

Someone's coming this way.

I can offer you a celery stick.

It's giving me an error message.

We've only got one of these.

I know who you are.

It's not going to fit.

Please, look at me.

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