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I want you to stop questioning me.

We're gods.

I volunteer as tribute!

I've reported it to the President.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

We need to help each other.

I'll open it.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to inspire me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

Who left a spoon in the classroom?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.

I am going to the grand opening.

This is crazy

Be safe!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You monster!

My life is a mystery.

You're going to need a hammer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

It's giving me an error message.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

This is the right time to be alone.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

This is a stick up.

Drop it here.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

You're cursed.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

Leave it outside.

I can offer you a muffin.

I never gave up hope.

You are a poet.

Take this with you.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Someone's listening.

Delivery!

I am protective.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I have powers.

Get ready to run.

You should write to your mother.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

This looks nice.

I feel resentful.

Can I make up a story?

I'm going to need a pastor.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I'm a ghost.

I'm the only playwright who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

A girl needs her own room.

I love summer in Switzerland.

Crime is like a mountain...

You're crazy!

Sorry, I have to take this.

This room is haunted.

We're the same person.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I know where you were.

In the midst of life we are in death.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Give me the bagel.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You're going to need a spoon.

You could never hate me.

Take the drink and leave.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I can offer you a good price.

I need to tell you about the Jim Beam.

Am I coming with you, or not?

When I was little, I wanted to be a minister.

I want you to be predatory.

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

Throw it here.

Be better!

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

My life is over.

You are my teacher.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Good night!

Please, stop crying.

We've only got one of these.

It's time to go to bed.

Someone's locked the door.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I'll get it.

Stop, in the name of the law.

How dare you smile at me!

Why do you hate me, so much?

You should call your father.

I have money.

Let's dance

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Can I make pizza?

I feel angry.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Get ready to dance.

I knew you could fix it.

I volunteer to go!

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I'm a god.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

This is a fine ship

Your face has turned white.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I'm special.

I want you to be laughing.

Am I dead, or not?

We need to make out.

I have the card.

You broke the vase on purpose.

It's not for sale.

I love spring in Spain.

I want that alligator out of my car!

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Whoop-whoop.

I want to tell you about the kitchen.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You're going to need a shipwright.

When the party starts, hide.

You are an idiot.

A girl needs her mother.

You know it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Open the door.

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

I heard laughter coming from the barn.

Don't get too close.

This looks interesting.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I know more than you realise.

How dare you look at me!

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Someone's watching us.

It's time to pack your bags.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You are kind.

I want you to love me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Please, stay where you are.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I feel calm.

Your pain is like a camera...

I'm the best artist who ever lived.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Time to shine

I see you came prepared.

I've reported it to the police.

We're cursed.

You are my reason for living.

You never have time for me.

Throw me the umbrella.

Stop, in the name of love.

I have needs.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'm going to need a fork.

Your tongue has turned blue.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I need to tell you about Sunday.

You could never despise me.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I can offer you a job.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

Take the money and go.

Can I make peace?

You are so nice to me.

I'm going to need a private detective.

We need to make a plan.

I could never want you.

I can offer you a kebab.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

Who left a croissant in the lounge room?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I want you to stop smelling me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

Someone's coming this way.

I never could make up my mind.

I love fall in Hong Kong.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I have the will.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Open the bottle.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I need to tell you about the bratwurst.

Please, stop smoking.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

This room is shrinking.

You should hide.

I want you to read to me.

I see you smiling.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It's not right.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You're a ghost.

Good grief!

You angel!

You found it.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I feel impatient.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

I can't find my bike anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Give me the skateboard.

We are provoked.

Can I make a fortune?

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, put it back.

This looks familiar.

You are so kind to me.

Take the money and die.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I have time.

You made me cry on purpose.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I am going to the wedding.

I have to tell you about the party.

We're going to need a shepherd.

You should call your mother.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Open the curtains.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This room is bugged.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want you to hold me.

A boy needs his own room.

We're going to need a shovel.

Dammit, who left a chicken in the guest room?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want that lion out of my house!

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Be yourself!

You are a godsend.

We're magnificent.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I never felt so alone.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

When the door opens, remain calm.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I knew you could survive.

I feel offended.

I'm the only spin doctor on this planet

You crashed the car on purpose.

We need to order pizza.

Hey, watch me move.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I am going to the funeral.

It's time to make lunch.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We've only got one bullet.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Whatever happens, don't panic

It's not the right size.

I could never love you.

I know the future.

No one can ever know the truth.

How dare you laugh at me!

More haste, less speed.

You're amazing!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Can I make up?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I want you to kiss me.

You should start a business.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

You could never fascinate me.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to be lonely.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

This looks odd.

I'm weird.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You are not my conscience.

You should listen to your father.

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

Hand me the chicken wing.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I'm the greatest taxi-driver on this planet

Be careful!

I knew you could live like this.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Open your heart.

I have the poem.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You never call me.

Your ego is like an ocean...

You are a hero.

Don't fool around.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Put it here.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You devil!

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

It's now or never

Let's get it

You are so good to me.

I can offer you a merlot.

I will always hate you.

You are my daughter.

I'll get ready.

You're going to need a social worker.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Your face has turned grey.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to stop following me.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

We're going to need a hammer.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Who left a shovel in the closet?

Can I make lemonade?

You can't have it.

I'm the best paramedic who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

This is a fine mess

I want you to marry me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I have to tell you about the private detective.

I'm trying to win.

You could never want me.

Take the piano and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I am going to Easter.

Let's play

A girl needs discipline.

I never killed anyone.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm going to need a rat catcher.

We're alone in the universe.

I feel deceitful.

It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I want that tortoise out of my room!

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

I want you to be dejected.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Your nose has turned white.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

It's giving me hope.

I love spring in England.

I've reported it to the press.

I'll keep guard.

Leave it until morning.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to stop lying to me.

Can I make music?

I have lost the will to live.

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

You're never going to get away with this!

We need to go.

We are driven.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are not my daughter.

This looks wrong.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

I should think about this.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Just breathe

Get ready for this.

My love, it's alive.

You despise me.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I know math.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Death is like a beach...

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

It was my fault that the dog died.

Hand me the icecream.

Who left a chocolate milk in the wine cellar?

This room is unstable.

I want you to be modest.

We're no good.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Your tongue has turned black.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Open the window.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want to tell you about the engineer.

You should make peace with your mother.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Don't ask any questions.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I can offer you an apple.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

You are sharing.

I know who you are.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

You broke it.

You are so mean to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I'm the worst detective who ever lived.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's giving me grief.

You are a handsome devil.

This looks bad.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Reading is all I can manage now.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I see you have done this before.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Take the money and leave.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

I have the scroll.

It's not heavy.

Can I make the world better?

A girl needs a job.

Take this and pray.

You never smile.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Let's watch TV!

You are not my son.

I want you to betray me.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

Good morning!

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I want you to be forgetful.

We're ghosts.

You should protect your father.

We're going to need a jockey.

I feel doubtful.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

We should pay the bill.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I want that hamster out of my room!

We're going to need a spoon.

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