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Find some proof that I fooled you.
You're a ghost.
My love, it's so expensive.
My life is a mystery.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Who left a hot dog in the chapel?
We need to open it.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm the only watchmaker who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be an interpreter.
I hate you.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You should listen to your mother.
You never say what you're thinking.
Can I make lemonade?
We're the same person.
You are so mean to me.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
We're lucky.
This is a day to remember
You want me.
Hey, watch me smile.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I am going to the party.
I feel frustrated.
I'm trying to save you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You are my everything.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I knew you could survive.
I'll get it.
Good grief!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I have the knife.
I love winter in Australia.
Your lips have turned brown.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I have a secret.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Don't wait to be asked.
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
Let's get it
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop crying.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're going to need a spoon.
Why do you love me, so much?
Life is like a bar of soap...
I'm going to need a ninja.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
I see you are thinking.
I never could make up my mind.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
This looks interesting.
It's giving me a headache.
You should ask your father.
A girl needs her father.
It's not working.
Put it here.
I want you to clean up after me.
Sound the alarm!
Throw me the guitar.
Someone's watching us.
You're going down!
I should hide.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You need it.
You're a god.
I know what happened.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'll be here, if you need me.
You angel!
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
You could never despise me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Good morning!
This room is shrinking.
How dare you look at me!
I volunteer to eat it!
Be safe!
I'm the only inventor who ever lived.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I am going to Christmas.
We're going to need a spatula.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
You made me cry on purpose.
I love spring in Canada.
Take this with you.
I see you came prepared.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Get ready to dance.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Please, give up while you can.
I've reported it to the police.
Take the piano and go.
Getting married is like opening a window...
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Failure is like a lake...
I'm weird.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I feel scared.
Whoop-whoop.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Am I dead, or not?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want you to read to me.
Don't rock the boat.
Open sesame.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Find some proof that I deceived you.
A boy needs his mother.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You're really something!
I could never despise you.
My love, it's dead.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I'm going to need a customs officer.
My life matters.
Leave it here.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Don't just stand there.
This is a fine mess
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I know the future.
Be yourself!
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.
Okay, who left a Heineken in the waiting room?
I should vote.
You are a poet.
Delivery!
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
How dare you laugh at me!
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I never loved you.
We're going to need a wrench.
I want you to be distracted.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
It's giving me an error message.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Let's drink
I can offer you a good price.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm trying to help.
I see you have done this before.
Can I make laughter?
I'm the worst guru who ever lived.
Take this with water.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
You never do what I want.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Leave it to the professionals.
A boy needs his grandfather.
You're lucky.
No one will ever know
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I want that kangaroo out of my life!
We are alarmed.
I have the letter.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Good night!
My love, it's alive.
No pain, no gain.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
Give me the bratwurst.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You are so good to me.
Someone's listening.
I want you to stop loving me.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
It's time to go.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Stop, in the name of the law.
Take the drink and leave.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
Don't ask any questions.
Dammit, who left a penguin in the sauna?
This room is haunted.
Imagination is like a multi-choice quiz...
I want you to marry me.
You are my daughter.
I am going to the grand opening.
I love summer in France.
I could never want you.
A boy needs money.
You're going to pay!
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
You should pay the bill.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Be better!
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I want to tell you about the dogcatcher.
I'm the worst beekeeper who ever lived.
We're gods.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Take this and pray.
I want you to document my trip to India.
It's not alive.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Time flies.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
We need to break up.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
This looks edible.
I've reported it to the press.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
How much courage do you have?
This is a stick up.
Hey, watch me move.
You never smile.
Leave it outside.
I volunteer to go!
Your nose has turned orange.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Can I make out?
You will always hate me.
I never hurt anybody.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You're going to need a shovel.
Get ready for this.
I'll sit on it.
I feel frisky.
Did you eat last night?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
When the party starts, start singing.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Open the curtains.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I love spring in Spain.
Please, don't move.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Let's dance
I want you to be angry.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I can't find my bear anywhere.
You're magnificent.
Plug it in here.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
You are an artist.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm the best taxi-driver who ever lived.
I can offer you a wine.
I know more than you realise.
You are messy.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You devil!
This is the right time to be afraid.
All's well that ends well
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's not going to fit.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
You should disown your mother.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I feel stylish.
Don't get too close.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Your ears have turned stripey.
You know it.
I want you to listen to me.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I have powers.
Someone's in here.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know what we did.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want you to stop questioning me.
My love, it's beautiful.
I can't find my water anywhere.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This room is bugged.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Hand me the skateboard.
I never listened.
We're going to need a can opener.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You're insignificant.
I can offer you a croissant.
Who left a wrench in the office?
I have the need, the need for speed.
My life is cursed.
I volunteer as tribute!
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
I've reported it to the President.
I love spring in Antarctica.
You are an inspiration.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I see you for who you are.
I want to tell you about the celery stick.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's giving me hope.
This is the right time to be happy.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
No one can ever know that I like you
Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...
If you're done, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are tormented.
I feel crazy.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Did you get lucky this morning?
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I'll wait here.
I want you to be cold.
Your lips have turned black.
You're going to need a janitor.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I want that eagle out of my car!
We're ghosts.
I'm the worst blacksmith on this planet
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
Please, be careful.
Darling, it's delicious.
I knew you could see it through.
We need to help each other.
Leave it alone.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I can offer you a latte.
It's time to go to bed.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Show me the skateboard.
Your tongue has turned red.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I see you every day.
Take the money and leave.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Why do you tease me, so much?
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
My life means nothing.
You can't have it.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are a handsome devil.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
No one suspects a thing
It's not tight enough.
I'll watch.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I should think about this.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
You should write to your mother.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I will always love you.
You could never hate me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I want you to be serene.
We need to make better decisions.
You never sing anymore.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
We're going to need a sheriff.
Can I make a pillow fort?
Get ready to die.
I love winter in Japan.
Pride is like a picnic in the park...
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
We are creative.
You are not my daughter.
Open the bottle.
This looks familiar.
Let's play
I have the will.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I want that turtle out of my room!
I want you to cook for me.
I'm the only editor who ever lived.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
I'm trying to care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a broker.
Someone's locked the door.
I feel optimistic.
I'm going to need a wrench.
It's now or never
Take this for luck.
This room is unstable.
It's not heavy.
My life is over.
You will always love me.
Take the drink and die.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I need to tell you about Friday.
I'm going to need a poet.
Get ready, or get out.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You are my son.
I despise you.
I love spring in England.
I'm insignificant.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are so kind to me.
Love is like a mountain...
I'm the only hairdresser who ever lived.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
This looks bad.
I can't find my diet Pepsi anywhere.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I can offer you a bread-stick.
I want that shark out of my life!
A boy needs discipline.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Leave it until morning.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.
I heard a sound coming from the classroom.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
How much luck do you have?
You can have it.
Can I make the bed?
I never killed anyone.
I am annoyed.
Darling, it's dead.
Don't fool around.
Show no mercy
It's not easy.
I'll keep guard.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Give me the burger.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
I should go to the police.
Who left a fishcake in the pantry?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
We've only got one chance.
No one can ever know that I survived.
We need to order pizza.
Open the door.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Your ears have turned brown.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I knew you could make up your mind.
I want that cat out of my room!
I have the gun.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
When I was little, I wanted to be a plumber.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Please, stop shouting.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're coming with me!
You broke it.
I love summer in Canada.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I can offer you a cocktail.
We're going to need a shovel.
Can I make connections?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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