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I have time.
Take the piano and die.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
I know the future.
You are an inspiration.
I want you to look at me.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Can I make music?
It's now or never
We've only got one chance.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This looks peculiar.
We need to stay.
I want that bird out of my car!
I see you smiling.
I love fall in Switzerland.
Sound the alarm!
Let's play
Good morning!
You are so good to me.
I have the scroll.
I feel crazy.
You're never going to get away with this!
We're the same person.
No one can ever know that I like you
Don't just stand there.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Take this with water.
How dare you laugh at me!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Love makes the world go round.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You're insignificant.
Someone's locked the door.
You need it.
I am going to Easter.
You will always love me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
My love, it's dead.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
We're going to need a webmaster.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
No one can ever know what we did.
You are my father.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Leave it to the professionals.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you a rum and coke.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I have to tell you about the basement.
This room is unstable.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You never stop to think.
It's giving me a headache.
I'll help.
I'm the best doctor on this planet
I'm trying to understand.
We've only got one life.
Be yourself!
Get ready to dance.
I want you to help me.
I've reported it to mother.
You are not my mother.
Delivery!
I love autumn in Brazil.
You are so nice to me.
I never could make up my mind.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
A girl needs her mother.
You're a god.
I want you to be intelligent.
You devil!
This is a stick up.
I know what to do.
This looks familiar.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Open the bottle.
I should vote.
Let's go
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I volunteer myself!
I have the time.
Open it here.
All's well that ends well
I am going to Christmas.
I feel creative.
I have powers.
I want that camel out of my house!
Your nose has turned grey.
You burned it on purpose.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Can I make it worse?
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
We need to stop.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Hey, watch me smile.
We're going to need a judge.
My love, it's delicious.
Someone's having a bad day.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You are a genius.
You can have it.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I see you every day.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
It's time to make lunch.
Take this and pray.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You're alone in the universe.
I heard a voice coming from the stable.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want you to stop following me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Good night!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
He was unconscious when I found him.
My life is a mystery.
I've reported it to the President.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You will always need me.
Leave it outside.
You should protect your father.
A girl needs her grandmother.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want that kitten out of my house!
Give it here.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's not easy.
Getting married is like writing a job application...
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Please, stop crying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
This is a fine mess
I despise you.
I'll listen.
I can offer you a margarita.
You never have time for me.
You're a ghost.
I feel liberated.
I know more than you realise.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
How much time do you have?
Any port in a storm.
I want you to hold me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
We're going to need a lot of water.
I can offer you a good price.
Did you fart while I was away?
I have the poem.
I want you to be pessimistic.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Who left an ukulele in the dungeon?
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Take this with you.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Your lips have turned yellow.
You're crazy!
I'm going to need a spatula.
Be careful!
You are relaxed.
A girl needs her grandfather.
It's time to go to bed.
We're weird.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
You should think about this.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Hand me the umbrella.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's giving me hope.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
We need to make out.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You are so kind to me.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
How dare you look at me!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Someone's in here.
I volunteer to eat it!
Please, don't take that.
You want it.
We're gods.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
I love winter in Ireland.
You are a liar.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You could never want me.
Your redemption is like a lake...
I'll be here, if you need me.
Get ready to die.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
This room is bugged.
We're going to need a spoon.
Leave it alone.
I want you to cook for me.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I want you.
I see you came prepared.
I feel disgusting.
I'm the best violinist on this planet
Be better!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
We're special.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I am prim.
We need to close it.
I am going to the party.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Take the drink and die.
We're going to need a welder.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Whoop-whoop.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You should pay the bill.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I have the letter.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It has to work
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard a howl coming from the pantry.
A boy needs confidence.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I want you to be contradictory.
Am I dead, or not?
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I never wanted this.
Someone's coming this way.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I volunteer as tribute!
I feel determined.
You monster!
Okay, who left a juice in the bathroom?
Let's get it
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
This looks interesting.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It's not tight enough.
Open your heart.
Don't get too close.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We're crazy.
You will always despise me.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You never do what I want.
I knew you could see it through.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I'm trying to open it.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm the worst photographer on this planet
Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...
I love summer in Switzerland.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I could never want you.
You know it.
I see you are thinking.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Did you fart just now?
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to document my trip to France.
You deserve this
I have to tell you about the milkshake.
I want you to be paternalistic.
I have money.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I am going to the grand opening.
Please, listen to me.
I want that bird out of my room!
You can't see the forest for the trees.
My love, it's alive.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are not my son.
We're alone in the universe.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You are a hero.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I should ask for more money.
I can offer you a job.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
This looks suspicious.
We're ghosts.
You're under arrest!
Give me the hot dog.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
A girl needs her friends.
You are impressionable.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Get ready to run.
I'll watch.
It's time to pack your bags.
I can offer you a croissant.
Don't ask any questions.
Let's drink
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
I'm a god.
I have the will.
I want you to stop loving me.
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
I bet you know why I'm going.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Your face has turned black.
I want you to be daring.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I'm the greatest jockey who ever lived.
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
You should ask your mother.
I love autumn in Canada.
A word to the wise is enough.
It's not ready.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We're going to need a wrench.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
No one can ever know how we did it.
Open the window.
This room is shrinking.
I am dry.
Who left a mochaccino in the office?
I will always need you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Your eyes have turned purple.
This is a fine ship
Can I make the bed?
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
We need to make a plan.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
You are a handsome devil.
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
You made me cry on purpose.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Get ready, or get out.
You're going to need a ninja.
You could never hate me.
I want you to be patient.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Take the drink and go.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
I want that puppy out of my life!
We're cursed.
You never take me seriously.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to stop me.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I feel content.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I'm the worst actor who ever lived.
Drop it here.
You should call your father.
They know it was me
I never killed anyone.
Open the curtains.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Someone's watching us.
Your ears have turned spotted.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
A boy needs his grandfather.
My life means nothing.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I love fall in Canada.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I am fashionable.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
It's giving me an error message.
I can't find my juice anywhere.
It's not heavy.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
I've reported it to the press.
You're going to pay!
You broke the vase on purpose.
I am going to the wedding.
I can offer you a carrot.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
We're going to need a screwdriver.
You will always want me.
I want that wombat out of my car!
I knew you could fix it.
Leave it until morning.
Eating is all I can manage now.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Hey, watch me dance.
Your tongue has turned orange.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Please, look at me.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
No one will ever know
I have the gun.
You are not my favourite.
You can't have it.
Throw me the slice of pizza.
Darling, it's so shiny.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
A boy needs his grandmother.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Take this for luck.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
I'm the best busker who ever lived.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I feel humiliated.
Good luck!
Can I make noises?
Your lips have turned spotted.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're going to need an inventor.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks great.
I can't find my goose anywhere.
I can offer you a sandwich.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Plug it in here.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dogcatcher.
I never really lived.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You could never despise me.
It's not right.
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Did you fart today?
You are callous.
Show me the skateboard.
You should call your mother.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
My life is cursed.
Get ready for this.
I'll get it.
Please, remain silent.
Darling, it's delicious.
I feel lost.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
I'm the greatest torturer who ever lived.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
We're going to need a farmer.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I can offer you a muffin.
I want you to be reassured.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
This looks odd.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I see you know what to do.
You're amazing!
Who left a Guinness in the basement?
Take the money and die.
I know where you were.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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