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What will you do, now that you've eaten?

A boy needs money.

I volunteer to go!

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.

You are an artist.

Leave it outside.

Take the piano and go.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I love spring in Canada.

I have 20-20 vision.

This looks edible.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm the greatest painter on this planet

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I want you to read to me.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You are not my daughter.

We need to stop.

I want you to be youthful.

You monster!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

We're the same person.

I'm going to need a wedding planner.

I knew you could live like this.

I'll wait here.

I'm insignificant.

Plug it in here.

We've only got one bullet.

Take this and pray.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

It's your fault that the cat died.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Someone's listening.

Let's go

It's not ready.

This room is haunted.

I never felt so alone.

We're going to need a saw.

Please, stop shouting.

You should call your mother.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Just breathe

I could never love you.

Hey, watch me move.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I see you for who you are.

I know what to do.

Be yourself!

I've reported it to mother.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

Did you eat while I was away?

You're amazing!

Give me the sandwich.

How dare you look at me!

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Get ready to dance.

This looks interesting.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Take the drink and die.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Leave it to the professionals.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.

We are prejudiced.

Don't get too close.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Sound the alarm!

I'm trying to care.

I'm the only referee who ever lived.

Good morning!

You should think about this.

We're gods.

I want that octopus out of my room!

I just want a juice. What's wrong with that?

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

I want you to stop smelling me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I can offer you a good price.

My life is cursed.

I volunteer as tribute!

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

I heard laughter coming from the classroom.

Open the window.

I want you to marry me.

This is a fine mess

Take this with water.

Am I dead, or not?

Give it here.

We need to make a plan.

You're no good.

Who left a kitten in the studio?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Someone's locked the door.

You are so nice to me.

You made me cry on purpose.

I never killed anyone.

Winners don't quit

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I want you to be dismayed.

Your lips have turned white.

Hand me the kebab.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I will always want you.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

You never do what I want.

You will always despise me.

How dare you smile at me!

It's not safe.

Good grief!

Laughing is good for the soul.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I want to tell you about the smoothie.

Don't ask any questions.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I see you smiling.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I'm going to need a magistrate.

This is the right time to be happy.

Did you get lucky just now?

Take the money and go.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I can offer you a bagel.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You devil!

You should vote.

Can I make jelly?

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'll listen.

You are moralistic.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Get ready to run.

I am going to Easter.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Clothes do not make the man.

We need to order pizza.

I'm trying to help.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Who left a spoon in the bathroom?

Throw it here.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

We're no good.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Someone's watching us.

Leave it alone.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Dreams are like chocolate...

Show no mercy

I want you to stop blaming me.

I can't find my rat anywhere.

A girl needs her father.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You are an inspiration.

Don't wait to be asked.

I'm a god.

My love, it's delicious.

I know the future.

You could never need me.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I have the card.

You burned it on purpose.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to be progressive.

I will always need you.

This is a stick up.

You are my favourite.

I have money.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

This room is bugged.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I am going to the party.

I'll get ready.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Can I make a list?

You are desperate.

I love winter in China.

It's best to be on the safe side.

It's not tight enough.

Who left a can opener in the basement?

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Finding a job is like doing renovations...

Why do you hate me, so much?

This looks peculiar.

It's time to go.

My love, it's so expensive.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I can offer you a hot dog.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I'm cursed.

Someone's coming this way.

A girl needs love.

I can't find my puppy anywhere.

We're going to need a wizard.

It's going to be okay

It's your fault that the train was late.

I never wanted this.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

We're going to need a hammer.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I should ask for more money.

You want it.

You're never going to get away with this!

I know who you are.

I want you to inspire me.

Put it here.

This is the right time to be amused.

I want that moose out of my car!

No one can ever know the truth.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Don't just stand there.

How dare you laugh at me!

I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.

I volunteer to eat it!

Good night!

Take this for luck.

I love spring in Switzerland.

I knew you could survive.

This looks bad.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Be safe!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Let's play

I'm the greatest writer on this planet

I see you let yourself in.

This is a fine ship

When I was little, I wanted to be a deputy.

Your ego is like a canvas...

Hand me the wrench.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

We're going to need a mechanic.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

My life means nothing.

Can I make a deal?

I want you to be empathetic.

Please, remain silent.

You're a god.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I'll watch.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You're magnificent.

You never stop to think.

It's not alive.

I should go to the police.

You are not my type.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

You need me.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I have the letter.

I can offer you a pickle.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

You are so good to me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Dating is like writing a memo...

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I have lost the will to live.

Delivery!

I want that fish out of my life!

She was unconscious when I found her.

Open the curtains.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Okay, who left a punch in the basement?

You are my reason for living.

Leave it here.

Take the money and leave.

I could never despise you.

You found it.

I see you are thinking.

I'm trying to understand.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I love summer in Australia.

I want you to be incapable.

My life is a mystery.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

No one will ever know

You never sing anymore.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

You are not my favourite.

I'm going to need a beautician.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

It's time to make lunch.

Why do you love me, so much?

You crashed the car on purpose.

Your eyes have turned brown.

You should write to your father.

I need to tell you about the taxi-driver.

I'll open it.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I want that puppy out of my life!

I feel desperate.

Show me the bread-stick.

When the door opens, start crying.

I can't find my sheep anywhere.

You want me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I'm the greatest tattooist on this planet

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I want you to kiss me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I know math.

You won't find it.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Someone's in here.

Please, tell me.

Hey, watch me leave.

Open your heart.

How much time do you have?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Take the drink and leave.

It's not right.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

This room is shrinking.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I need to tell you about the kitchen.

You should quit.

Leave it until morning.

You are a poet.

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

I want you to stop loving me.

I despise you.

Your lips have turned blue.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

They know it was me

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

A boy needs a job.

Darling, it's delicious.

I feel dirty.

Hand me the bagel.

Get ready to laugh.

You never take me seriously.

We are abrasive.

I'm the greatest librarian on this planet

I know where you were.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Your face has turned white.

We've only got one hope.

Take this with you.

Stop, in the name of love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

It's giving me grief.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I love winter in India.

You could never despise me.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want that hamster out of my room!

You're a ghost.

I want you to be perfectionist.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Hey, watch me dance.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Who left a dolphin in the chapel?

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

We're crazy.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

A boy needs confidence.

I love you.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Throw me the chicken wing.

I am going to the grand opening.

You are a twit.

You're really something!

Take the piano and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I see you every day.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to hold me.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

We're going to need a shaman.

Did you get lucky today?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are my daughter.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Whoop-whoop.

Please, come closer.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

Your lips have turned red.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

You're crazy.

I feel terrible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.

Open it here.

No one can ever know what we did.

I knew you could fix it.

Running for office is like making a cake...

I love fall in France.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You should find your mother.

We've only got one chance.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a dictator.

I will always hate you.

I want you to be sophisticated.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

You are so kind to me.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I need to tell you about the bedroom.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Someone's having a bad day.

My life is over.

I want you to betray me.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Let's watch the game

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You are not my father.

I can't find my Budweiser anywhere.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I'm the only rabbi who ever lived.

This looks nice.

Show me the fork.

Hope is like a bar of soap...

How much luck do you have?

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I have the scroll.

Be better!

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

When the party starts, start crying.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Open sesame.

You can have it.

You fascinate me.

It's not heavy.

This is the right time to be alone.

Please, don't drink that.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.

You are my sunshine.

We're going to need a lifeguard.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I'm weird.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Find some proof that she fooled you.

It's giving me a headache.

I volunteer myself!

This room is unstable.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

It's time to go to bed.

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