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You're a god.

Get ready, or get out.

You should start a business.

I volunteer as tribute!

I knew you could fix it.

I feel courageous.

My life is cursed.

We need to eat.

I can offer you a Guinness.

This looks nice.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I want you to be weak.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are a poet.

I'll watch.

This is a stick up.

I have the poem.

Show me the spoon.

I've reported it to mother.

Hey, watch me leave.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to stop me.

You love me.

Let's drink

Your face has turned purple.

Good morning!

I'm the worst linguist who ever lived.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a yak herder.

How dare you look at me!

I want that goldfish out of my life!

We're gods.

You can't have it.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make sure?

You never do what I want.

I hate you.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You monster!

I know who you are.

Don't get too close.

Wealth is like a piano...

How much time do you have?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I have a secret.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You're going to need a fork.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I'm going to need a cartoonist.

Someone's locked the door.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

No one can ever know that I like you

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Be yourself!

My life matters.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You broke the vase on purpose.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I can offer you a job.

You are so good to me.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Delivery!

I have the knife.

Take this for luck.

I feel inferior.

Who left a Schnapps in the living room?

I volunteer myself!

Leave it outside.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

You are a twit.

Take the piano and leave.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Your lips have turned white.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I want you to document my trip to France.

My love, it's delicious.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're coming with me!

I want you to cook for me.

This is the right time to be happy.

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Can I make sushi?

It's your fault that the crops died.

I'm a ghost.

Reading is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Open your heart.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You should call your mother.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I have to tell you about the mermaid.

We need to close it.

Let's get it

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I see you for who you are.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Why do you tease me, so much?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

We should pay the bill.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

This looks wrong.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Hey, watch me smile.

We're the same person.

You never listen.

Sound the alarm!

Someone's having a bad day.

I heard a noise coming from the studio.

Take this with you.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

It's not right.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm the worst judge on this planet

You devil!

I'm alone in the universe.

We've only got one of these.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

You know it.

I want that ant out of my room!

Time to shine

We're going to need a playwright.

Give me the shovel.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's giving me a headache.

I have lost the will to live.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You could never fascinate me.

Please, listen to me.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

I feel positive.

Take the money and leave.

Can I make medicine?

Did you eat yesterday?

I could never need you.

Your nose has turned black.

Open it here.

Who left a kite in the garage?

Whoop-whoop.

You should disown your father.

I'm trying to open it.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I've reported it to the press.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Take this with water.

I want you to kiss me.

I have the will.

Why do you love me, so much?

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

This is the worst time to be happy.

This room is bugged.

You are so kind to me.

I heard a voice coming from the conservatory.

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

I just want an ale. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I escaped.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You're really something!

I'll get ready.

You need it.

Hey, watch me dance.

We're going to need a can opener.

You are a liar.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

This looks great.

This is a fine ship

I am going to the wedding.

My life means nothing.

It's now or never

You're special.

How dare you smile at me!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Please, don't move.

You burned it on purpose.

Open the curtains.

Drop it here.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I'm the worst beautician on this planet

You are intuitive.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You are my inspiration.

Hand me the spatula.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Someone's in here.

Knowledge is power.

You should listen to your mother.

Don't fool around.

Did you fart while I was away?

I never wanted to die.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Darling, it's so juicy.

It's not mine.

Let's eat

I have to tell you about the funeral.

It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Take the drink and go.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Can I make it fun?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I will always despise you.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This is a fine mess

It's giving me hope.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You dropped it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

You're going down!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You should find your mother.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

We need to help each other.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Someone's listening.

You angel!

I am going to Christmas.

You hate me.

I'm a god.

Dying is like turning on a faucet...

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I can offer you a tomato juice.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

You are not my son.

You are my love.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I know math.

I love spring in Australia.

You should hide.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

It was my fault that the dog died.

I could never despise you.

A girl needs her friends.

We're ghosts.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Open sesame.

Your ears have turned white.

I'll wait here.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I'm trying to help.

Sadness is like a guitar...

My life is a mystery.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

I see you let yourself in.

I want that horse out of my car!

It has to work

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Don't wait to be asked.

I knew you could live like this.

I want you to stop following me.

Please, remain silent.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.

You're going to need a knife.

Who left a wine in the barn?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want you to marry me.

Put it here.

I have the letter.

You're a ghost.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want to tell you about the slice of pizza.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I can offer you an ale.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

Am I dead, or not?

You're never going to get away with this!

Your face has turned pink.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Show me the bagel.

This looks odd.

You're crazy.

Your fear is like a camera...

I've reported it to the police.

I love autumn in France.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I am going to Easter.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Let's watch the game

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's time to go.

We're going to need a thief.

I feel invisible.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I'm going to need a spatula.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

I know where you were.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You are so mean to me.

I am scared.

I have 20-20 vision.

I have to tell you about the party.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

Don't ask any questions.

Be better!

Take the piano and go.

Give it here.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make a comeback?

I'm the worst guard who ever lived.

Maybe no one will notice

This room is unstable.

I'm trying to save you.

Hey, watch me move.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I can offer you a Coke.

Get ready to run.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Take this and pray.

You are my mother.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I want that squirrel out of my room!

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

You are not my mother.

Leave it alone.

My life is over.

You are an inspiration.

I volunteer to go!

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

It's your fault that the bus was late.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

We're lucky.

It was my fault that the crops died.

I have the scroll.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I have faith.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Patience is a virtue

You won't find it.

I'm the best spelunker on this planet

You will always fascinate me.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I am going to the funeral.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Your nose has turned green.

Your ears have turned orange.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

You should find your father.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Open the bottle.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I feel passionate.

Who left a can opener in the wardrobe?

You're going to need a saw.

You made me cry on purpose.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Having a child is like fixing a computer...

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

We need to stop.

I know what happened.

Don't just stand there.

I just want a saké. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

A girl needs money.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You are an idiot.

I have the card.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I love spring in Switzerland.

I want you to be irreverent.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You never sing anymore.

You are so nice to me.

I can offer you a muffin.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

We are benevolent.

Get ready to laugh.

I'm going to need a cook.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Good luck!

I want you to clean up after me.

Can I make laughter?

I am going to the grand opening.

You're going to pay!

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I want that goose out of my car!

Knitting is good for the soul.

This is the worst time to be here.

You're magnificent.

Open the door.

Someone's watching us.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Take the money and go.

I'm the greatest programmer who ever lived.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to be unlovable.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to document my trip to America.

It's your fault that the cat died.

This room is haunted.

A boy needs love.

I have the time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Who left a slice of pizza in the office?

You're amazing!

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

Today is the day

I feel stupid.

Leave it here.

You should ask your mother.

Can I make an impression?

We've only got one chance.

I volunteer to eat it!

I need to tell you about the armory.

How much influence do you have?

I can't find my ball anywhere.

I want you to read to me.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Your tongue has turned black.

You will always hate me.

Good grief!

We're going to need a dentist.

I love fall in India.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

You are unappreciative.

I will always want you.

You never call me.

I am going to the party.

You're weird.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I see you know what to do.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to be pompous.

Did you eat this morning?

We need to order pizza.

I'm the greatest mercenary who ever lived.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You lost it.

Give me the skateboard.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Leave it to the professionals.

Can I make magic?

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You can't win them all.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I despise you.

You're going to need an assassin.

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