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I am going to the funeral.
I'm lucky.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
You could never hate me.
Take the piano and leave.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You never stop to think.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I've reported it to the President.
I never listened.
We're gods.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I see you know what to do.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
This is the worst time to be happy.
How dare you look at me!
A bad penny always turns up.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I have time.
It's time to go to bed.
Good luck!
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Am I dead, or not?
You are a godsend.
I want you to be rigid.
Get ready to die.
I could never need you.
Hand me the shovel.
I want that dog out of my room!
I heard laughter coming from the sauna.
It's not mine.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
You're going down!
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
A boy needs discipline.
I know what to do.
I volunteer as tribute!
You're going to need a writer.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are my father.
You are not my daughter.
Why do you love me, so much?
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Someone's coming this way.
You devil!
Don't upset your father, not now.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love winter in Australia.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
Who left a chair in the living room?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Your cheeks have turned white.
Be better!
Please, wait here.
I want you to hold me.
Let's play
Don't ask any questions.
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Friendship is like a river...
I feel offended.
Eating is good for the soul.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Sound the alarm!
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I am rebellious.
Leave it here.
He was unconscious when I found him.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I can offer you a grape juice.
I have the card.
We're ghosts.
How dare you laugh at me!
We've only got one of these.
You will always want me.
You never say what you're thinking.
I'm the greatest police officer on this planet
A girl needs her mother.
Leave it outside.
I want you to stop following me.
This room is unstable.
You should listen to your mother.
You are so mean to me.
They know it was me
Good night!
I am going to the wedding.
Did you fart while I was away?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
I want that bird out of my house!
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Delivery!
I have powers.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I've reported it to the police.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You monster!
Be careful!
You're crazy!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Take this and pray.
My life is cursed.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Take the money and leave.
Please, don't eat that.
When I was little, I wanted to be a butcher.
I'm a ghost.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I have to take this.
I love winter in India.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Okay, who left a lion in the cell?
I know the future.
We've only got one life.
When the party starts, start singing.
Throw me the saw.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Dreams are like chocolate...
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to kiss me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I want you to be provocative.
I see you smiling.
You are not my son.
Can I make sure?
A girl needs boundaries.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You are a twit.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.
You dropped it.
We're cursed.
This looks suspicious.
Someone's watching us.
I am mealymouthed.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
We need to stop.
Get ready for this.
You should write to your mother.
I feel alone.
I love summer in Antarctica.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Plug it in here.
Open sesame.
You never do what I want.
Take the drink and die.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Let's watch TV!
Darling, it's beautiful.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Please, stop smoking.
You're going to need a politician.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Ha-cha-cha.
I have the gun.
I despise you.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Take this with water.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
Leave it alone.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I have 20-20 vision.
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
A boy needs his space.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
Dare to dream
I'm a god.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I never really lived.
You're really something!
Only the good die young.
This is a fine ship
I've reported it to the press.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want you to help me.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a hammer.
We should vote.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you to be prejudiced.
We've only got one option.
When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm the worst detective who ever lived.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I love winter in France.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
I know more than you realise.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I can offer you a carrot.
I'm trying to believe you.
Your face has turned grey.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
This looks wrong.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
This room is bugged.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Don't fool around.
Give it here.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I have faith.
Open the bottle.
It's best to be on the safe side.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
We need to go.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'll get it.
It's your fault that the dog died.
We're going to need a saw.
We've only got one hope.
We are insecure.
You should find your father.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You're amazing!
I volunteer myself!
I hate you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
No one suspects a thing
You want me.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I can offer you a job.
Take the piano and die.
I love spring in England.
You are a liar.
Can I make the world better?
Please, come in.
I am going to the grand opening.
I know what happened.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Hey, watch me smile.
This looks odd.
Dating is like writing a job application...
Who left a knife in the wine cellar?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I heard laughter coming from the guest room.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
This room is shrinking.
You angel!
We're the same person.
I never loved you.
We're lucky.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.
Throw it here.
Let's eat
You are so good to me.
It's not tight enough.
You are my love.
I'm the only dancer who ever lived.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I want to tell you about Friday.
My life matters.
This is a day to remember
I have lost the will to live.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in Spain.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You should ask your mother.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You never call me.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You're under arrest!
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Open the door.
I'll be here, if you need me.
You know it.
Different strokes for different folks.
I have the letter.
Hey, watch me leave.
Good grief!
I knew you could open it.
I want that moose out of my life!
I never wanted to die.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I see you have done this before.
Give me the spoon.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Let's drink
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
My life is over.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You're a god.
I want you to look at me.
We've only got one chance.
I'm the worst manager on this planet
Am I coming with you, or not?
When the door opens, remain calm.
I can offer you a cocktail.
Someone's in here.
You burned it on purpose.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are so kind to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I want you to stop questioning me.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
Did you fart today?
Who left a fork in the control room?
Leave it until morning.
You are a poet.
Reading is good for the soul.
We need to unite.
Your face has turned purple.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I love spring in India.
Slow and steady wins the race.
It's not in.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
I am imaginative.
You're going to pay!
You never smile.
Can I make a home?
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Get ready, or get out.
This is the right time to be here.
Today is the day
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want you to be embarrassed.
Throw me the wrench.
I never hurt anybody.
I'm trying to help.
We're crazy.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Someone's locked the door.
Your eyes have turned red.
I need to tell you about Monday.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I know math.
I heard a howl coming from the studio.
I'm the best magistrate who ever lived.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You love me.
When the bell rings, hide.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I want you to listen to me.
I feel trustworthy.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
You are my inspiration.
We're going to need a clerk.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
You are not my type.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Take the piano and go.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Good morning!
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
You crashed the car on purpose.
Let's dance
Can I make it happen?
Did you eat at work?
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I can offer you a whiskey.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Please, stop doing that.
Give me the skateboard.
This is a stick up.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We're special.
My life means nothing.
I could never love you.
I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
I have the time.
Don't wait to be asked.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
We've only got one bullet.
I'm the worst pilot who ever lived.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
A boy needs his mother.
I want that monkey out of my car!
I want you to be responsible.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I have to tell you about the Heaven.
You could never want me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
You should make peace with your mother.
Can I make love?
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Just be yourself
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We should ask for more money.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
Who left a pinot in the wardrobe?
We are unstable.
Truth will out.
I want you to love me.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I am going to Easter.
I'm trying to understand.
It's not yours.
Fear is like a guitar...
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's giving me grief.
You are my favourite.
Please, stay where you are.
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I feel destructive.
Someone's having a bad day.
You are a thief.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Open it here.
Get ready to laugh.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
This room is haunted.
No one can ever know what we did.
We're going to need an archer.
I love spring in Australia.
I'm insignificant.
I want you to be shaky.
You're coming with me!
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
My life is a mystery.
I want that bear out of my room!
This looks nice.
Alright, who left a knife in the bedroom?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I have the knife.
You can do this
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I need to tell you about the ale.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You're going to need a hammer.
I volunteer to eat it!
Your nose has turned stripey.
Throw me the spoon.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We should pay the bill.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I can offer you a bagel.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
Did you fart yesterday?
Stop, in the name of love.
Hate is like a picnic in the park...
We need to break up.
Someone's listening.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.
It's time to make lunch.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Don't just stand there.
You are proud.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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