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Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I am perfectionist.
Someone's listening.
This is a fine mess
This looks great.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Drop it here.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Delivery!
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I have lost the will to live.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
We're gods.
I want you to stop me.
I never wanted to die.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
You are a genius.
My life is cursed.
I'll watch.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
You are so nice to me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want that penguin out of my room!
You're a god.
I can offer you a job.
We need to stop.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Just breathe
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a manicurist.
I'm the worst receptionist on this planet
You should write to your father.
Good luck!
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
I need to tell you about the elf.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I feel envious.
I heard laughter coming from the control room.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Take this with water.
I love winter in China.
You devil!
Your lips have turned spotted.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I will always want you.
I've reported it to the police.
You will always want me.
Take the money and die.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Sound the alarm!
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
You're never going to get away with this!
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I can offer you a soda.
A boy needs his father.
We're ghosts.
Be safe!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to listen to me.
Get ready to die.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Leave it outside.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are a hero.
We're crazy.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
We're going to need a shovel.
It's giving me hope.
You are so mean to me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to be sure.
You deserve this
When I was little, I wanted to be a cheesemaker.
Leave it here.
Hand me the teddy bear.
My life is over.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's not working.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I volunteer myself!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Darling, it's delicious.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
We've only got one life.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I can offer you a good price.
I will always need you.
You are my mother.
You're going to need a farmer.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know that you survived.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You never smile.
I want to tell you about the unicorn.
Let's play
I'm a god.
I have time.
Failure is like a violin...
This is the right time to be afraid.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I see you are thinking.
Good morning!
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Leave it until morning.
Who left a croissant in the chapel?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
You burned it on purpose.
Take this with you.
Don't just stand there.
You are an inspiration.
I have the gun.
This room is unstable.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Can I make a cake?
We're going to need a fork.
You should call your mother.
Be yourself!
I'm trying to leave.
Take the money and leave.
I feel sweaty.
I volunteer to go!
Hey, watch me smile.
I knew you could open it.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I can offer you an espresso.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Someone's watching us.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We are criminal.
You monster!
I want that fly out of my room!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Your face has turned yellow.
Give me the muffin.
My life means nothing.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
Darling, it's alive.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I know the future.
I want you to be dirty.
You're going down!
You are my everything.
When I was little, I wanted to be a paramedic.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You're crazy.
How dare you look at me!
Gardening is all I can manage now.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
This looks suspicious.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're the same person.
Let's dance
I have faith.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my owl anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I feel fortunate.
It's now or never
It's not heavy.
You never take me seriously.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Your cheeks have turned white.
I'm the worst biologist on this planet
A girl needs boundaries.
I volunteer as tribute!
I will always despise you.
Can I make sense?
You broke it.
You're a ghost.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Take this for luck.
This is a fine ship
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I love spring in France.
Did you eat today?
I want you to help me.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can offer you a pickle.
Your fears are like chocolate...
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We're going to need a hammer.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Be better!
Put it here.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
It's time to brush your teeth.
This room is bugged.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Throw me the bike.
You are so good to me.
Please, sit down.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I am going to the party.
Take the piano and die.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Let's eat
You are a poet.
I'll get ready.
This looks peculiar.
We need to go.
You made me cry on purpose.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
When I was little, I wanted to be a botanist.
You fascinate me.
Did you fart while I was away?
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Open the bottle.
You're under arrest!
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You never listen.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Get ready to run.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are not my type.
I want you to inspire me.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Whoop-whoop.
You angel!
I want you to be patient.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I've reported it to the press.
Don't fool around.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
You should make peace with your father.
Can I make trouble?
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I could never hate you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
A girl needs her own room.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
This room is shrinking.
I just want a Powerade. What's wrong with that?
I am going to the grand opening.
My life matters.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
It's giving me an error message.
It's not for sale.
I heard a howl coming from the cell.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
We are questioning.
This is a day to remember
I'm going to need a can opener.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Did you eat at work?
Someone's locked the door.
We've only got one chance.
I never felt so alone.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Please, stop smoking.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Open the door.
It's time to pack your bags.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I'm the only security guard who ever lived.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Take the drink and die.
I want that pony out of my room!
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
Get ready to dance.
My love, it's so expensive.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I feel invulnerable.
You should think about this.
No one can ever know that I like you
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
You dropped it.
Throw it here.
Reading is good for the soul.
I want you to be adventurous.
I can offer you a milkshake.
It's not easy.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We're going to need a knife.
Give me the icecream.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take this and pray.
I can't find my bird anywhere.
Show no mercy
This is the worst time to be happy.
You are mistaken.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I am going to the funeral.
I never loved you.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
We've only got one option.
I want that goose out of my life!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are a twit.
Let's go
Please, look at me.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
This looks odd.
We're going to need a chemist.
I love spring in England.
I knew you could survive.
We're going to need a lot of help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I want you to be at ease.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
A girl needs her friends.
I want you to read to me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Can I make a treehouse?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Your eyes have turned brown.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
You're no good.
I'm the best ditch digger on this planet
Hey, watch me move.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Open your heart.
My love, it's delicious.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I feel heartbroken.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Show me the hammer.
I'll listen.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
You won't find it.
Let's drink
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
I volunteer to eat it!
Get ready to laugh.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I see you came prepared.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Moderation in all things.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You're crazy!
Take the money and go.
You are not my conscience.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You will always fascinate me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Who left an umbrella in the cloakroom?
Sweetheart, it's alive.
It's not in.
Can I make a pie?
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Courage is like an autumn day...
Your cheeks have turned black.
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
I know what happened.
I love summer in Ireland.
All's well that ends well
You want it.
You never stop to think.
It's giving me grief.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Laughing is good for the soul.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You should write to your mother.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
It's time to make lunch.
I want that hamster out of my life!
I feel decadent.
Your face has turned purple.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I have the poem.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You are a liar.
Give me the apple.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I'll keep guard.
You will always despise me.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
I know more than you realise.
You are self-reliant.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I can't find my house anywhere.
I need to tell you about the Heaven.
You can have it.
My love, it's beautiful.
Give it here.
I have 20-20 vision.
A boy needs his friends.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I love you.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You're going to need a ventriloquist.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Who left a doll in the lounge room?
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You should protect your mother.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Can I make a contribution?
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
I want you to be silly.
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a burger.
You are my son.
I see you smiling.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I have the scroll.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Reality is like a mountain...
Give me the slice of pizza.
I'm the greatest dietician who ever lived.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I feel important.
I want that monkey out of my life!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I love summer in Australia.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I'm trying to win.
Take the drink and go.
Please, stop crying.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
When the door opens, start singing.
I want you to document my trip to England.
You are a godsend.
When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.
Your face has turned black.
You're going to need a senator.
Am I dead, or not?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Eating is good for the soul.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I'm weird.
Did you get lucky today?
Show me the candy-bar.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
We've only got one hope.
It's not open.
Leave it alone.
You're going to pay!
Good grief!
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to be contradictory.
I'm the best linguist on this planet
Freedom is like a guitar...
I want you to betray me.
I need to tell you about the library.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is the right time to be here.
Who left a chardonnay in the bedroom?
I can offer you a wine.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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