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Good night!

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

Learning is like opening a door...

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Be careful!

You're lucky.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We need to play.

Throw it here.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I love spring in Canada.

I'm a god.

Don't just stand there.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to inspire me.

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

I want that panda out of my room!

I'm the only detective on this planet

I'm going to need a gravedigger.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

No one can ever know what we did.

Let's get it

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You monster!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have to tell you about Friday.

We're going to need a spoon.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I never hurt anybody.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It's time to make lunch.

Okay, who left a goldfish in the outhouse?

I feel lucky.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

Hey, watch me leave.

Take the piano and go.

You should go to the police.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Open the curtains.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This looks wrong.

I need to tell you about the slice of pizza.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

When I was little, I wanted to be an interpreter.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I know where you were.

Take this for luck.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to be aloof.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a muffin.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

Show me the pickle.

You are so good to me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Delivery!

I'm the best jailer who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Someone's locked the door.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You never listen.

You made me cry on purpose.

Please, don't take that.

This room is bugged.

I will always hate you.

I want you to kiss me.

I'm trying to save you.

I see you smiling.

I love fall in Spain.

How dare you laugh at me!

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Your face has turned orange.

You're alone in the universe.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

A boy needs discipline.

Your ears have turned yellow.

This is a day to remember

I am going to the funeral.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Leave it until morning.

Get ready to dance.

I'll keep guard.

Hey, watch me move.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

We need to make out.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I have lost the will to live.

You're a god.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Can I make a cake?

I never listened.

It's giving me hope.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.

Let's play

Am I dead, or not?

Finding a job is like writing a job application...

Someone's having a bad day.

We've only got one chance.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's not alive.

You are gentle.

I'm the worst pianist on this planet

No one will ever know

You're going to pay!

I want you to stop smelling me.

I have the card.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You devil!

I can offer you a sandwich.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

I love summer in China.

You dropped it.

You never say what you're thinking.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I want that shark out of my house!

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

How dare you smile at me!

I volunteer as tribute!

This is the worst time to be happy.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.

This looks nice.

I'm magnificent.

I heard laughter coming from the living room.

Sound the alarm!

I can offer you a job.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We're going to need a hammer.

I want you to marry me.

A girl needs her mother.

We need to unite.

I want you to be responsive.

Who left a pickle in the barn?

I am going to the party.

Can I make time?

Luck is like a book...

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You are a godsend.

Get ready, or get out.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I need to tell you about Monday.

We're ghosts.

I see you came prepared.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Please, give up while you can.

You are dishonest.

When the party starts, hide.

It's time to pack your bags.

You despise me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are not my favourite.

I can offer you a Fanta.

I've reported it to the President.

You're coming with me!

I can't find my room anywhere.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

Cheats never prosper.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

My life is cursed.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're a ghost.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Be better!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'll listen.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Throw me the umbrella.

I know more than you realise.

I have to tell you about the vampire.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

Take the drink and go.

I have the knife.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

We're going to need a baker.

It's giving me a headache.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are an artist.

You're insignificant.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is a stick up.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

Can I make finger puppets?

You're going to need a fork.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Who left an ant in the bedroom?

We need to order pizza.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

You are so kind to me.

I am morbid.

I'm the best researcher on this planet

You're really something!

You should call your father.

You can't have it.

This looks interesting.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Open the window.

I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.

I want you.

I heard a howl coming from the closet.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I've reported it to the police.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You burned it on purpose.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I feel disappointed.

My life matters.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I can offer you a croissant.

We're going to need a diplomat.

I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

This room is shrinking.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I'll watch.

Your face has turned yellow.

This is the right time to be happy.

You are a liar.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

You need me.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

This is a fine mess

Darling, it's alive.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I am going to Easter.

I'm no good.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I want you to stop me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

The truth is like a mountain...

You found it.

Fears are like marshmallows...

A fish always rots from the head.

I want you to be affectionate.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You never have time for me.

We're gods.

You angel!

You should quit.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I knew you could fix it.

Open sesame.

I feel ready.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Get ready to run.

I have the time.

You should write to your father.

Can I make a treehouse?

I want that rabbit out of my room!

A girl needs boundaries.

I'm the greatest sleuth on this planet

Good morning!

Take the piano and die.

I love autumn in Germany.

This is the worst time to be angry.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

We've only got one option.

I volunteer to go!

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

You are a hero.

My love, it's so expensive.

Someone's watching us.

Your nose has turned pink.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I have faith.

We're going to need a swimmer.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to stop looking at me.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Let's watch the game

Why do you hate me, so much?

Take this with water.

I can offer you a banana.

It's going to be okay

When I was little, I wanted to be an explorer.

You are not my type.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I'll get ready.

Drop it here.

You lost it.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Take the drink and die.

Show me the candy-bar.

Don't fool around.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I feel adventurous.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Alright, who left a fish in the kitchen?

My life is a mystery.

I'm trying to understand.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

It's time to go.

I am ashamed.

It's not tight enough.

You never do what I want.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

My love, it's dead.

You should call your mother.

We're special.

Time is like a beautiful melody...

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I knew you could see it through.

You should think about this.

This is a fine ship

I want you to be perverse.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

You're going to need a hammer.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I am going to Christmas.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I have money.

I'll get it.

Be yourself!

Leave it alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

I know what happened.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'm the best winemaker who ever lived.

Good grief!

You want me.

You won't find it.

We've only got one life.

All's well that ends well

Persuasion is better than force.

I love autumn in Spain.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You are a handsome devil.

Give it here.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I could never despise you.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

A boy needs a job.

We are cross.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

Someone's listening.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Can I make out?

Please, look at me.

I want you to help me.

It's not working.

I feel self-conscious.

Your tongue has turned black.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a marshal.

I knew you could make up your mind.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Let's drink

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Open the door.

This looks familiar.

Don't get too close.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I want you to be uneasy.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

You are my everything.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I'm alone in the universe.

I want that kangaroo out of my room!

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I love summer in India.

I want you to stop tickling me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

It's giving me an error message.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Can I make a movie?

We are worked up.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to cook for me.

I have time.

I know math.

Hey, watch me dance.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Get ready to laugh.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

This room is haunted.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Who left a merlot in the basement?

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I could never hate you.

I heard a voice coming from the sauna.

You should listen to your father.

You know it.

A girl needs her grandmother.

This is crazy

I'm going to need a fork.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

We're going to need a manicurist.

Let's go

I feel decisive.

You are never too old to learn.

We've only got one hope.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

We need to close it.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You are my only hope.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Can I make an impression?

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want that alligator out of my room!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I never wanted to die.

It's not mine.

I love winter in Spain.

Please, sit down.

You are a twit.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Your face has turned purple.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

We are artificial.

I've reported it to the press.

We should go to the police.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want to tell you about the chai.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I can offer you a good price.

Hand me the shovel.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

We're the same person.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I feel ravenous.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Buying a house is like applying for a job...

Take the money and leave.

Peace is like a camera...

You're going to need an architect.

Leave it here.

It's now or never

I want you to stop questioning me.

You never call me.

Open it here.

I'm insignificant.

I knew you could live like this.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

You're going to need a spatula.

Open your heart.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I never really lived.

I could never want you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I feel positive.

I want you to hold me.

Give me the fork.

We've only got one of these.

Can I make informed decisions?

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