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Moderation in all things.
We're no good.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You never say what you're thinking.
You're going to need a wrench.
Let's watch TV!
I love winter in Switzerland.
I should think about this.
We've only got one life.
I'm the best gravedigger who ever lived.
You're coming with me!
I want you to love me.
This looks edible.
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to be extreme.
We're ghosts.
You angel!
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Good morning!
Okay, who left a spatula in the garage?
Can I make art?
Sound the alarm!
When the party starts, start crying.
Whoop-whoop.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
My life is cursed.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are so good to me.
Take the piano and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I can offer you a rum and coke.
It's not dead.
I see you for who you are.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's time to pack your bags.
You are my love.
This is crazy
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
It was your fault that the play sucked.
You can't have it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.
We need to eat.
I'll get it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Throw me the guitar.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I need you.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
How dare you look at me!
I never wanted this.
The first thing to consider is safety.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.
I volunteer to eat it!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This room is bugged.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
I feel trustworthy.
I'm insignificant.
Leave it outside.
You're a god.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I need to tell you about Saturday.
Did you fart just now?
My love, it's beautiful.
I want you to help me.
Take this with water.
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I love spring in Australia.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Get ready to laugh.
You should protect your father.
Delivery!
No one can ever know that I like skipping
It's not alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I want you to be unimaginative.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Please, stay where you are.
You are not my mother.
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm going to need a knife.
This looks peculiar.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are so kind to me.
A girl needs confidence.
You never stop to think.
Your nose has turned pink.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I know who you are.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Put it here.
You will always love me.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're never going to get away with this!
We're gods.
You should pay the bill.
Someone's watching us.
I'm the best oracle who ever lived.
You can have it.
Give me the skateboard.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I am clear-headed.
I have the card.
Take the money and go.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sound technician.
I'll sit on it.
How much time do you have?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
My life means nothing.
I feel ticklish.
I'm trying to leave.
Leave it here.
I want you to betray me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a nurse.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
It's not right.
Be safe!
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me dance.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Freedom is like a forest...
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Can I make an impression?
Dating is like opening a gift...
Each to their own.
It's giving me a headache.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I can offer you a hot dog.
You are my teacher.
We need to stay.
We're cursed.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Please, give me that.
I see you are thinking.
I love spring in Canada.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
A girl needs her mother.
This is a fine ship
This is the right time to be alone.
How dare you smile at me!
I feel passionate.
You are a handsome devil.
I'm the worst pirate on this planet
Don't wait to be asked.
You never smile.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Get ready to dance.
I should ask for more money.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Let's drink
Take the drink and go.
I want to tell you about the basement.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
I hate you.
I have the letter.
I've reported it to the police.
Laughter is like a beautiful melody...
Good night!
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
How much luck do you have?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You are not my daughter.
I know math.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Open it here.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Take this and pray.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Reading is all I can manage now.
It's not heavy.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want you to stop questioning me.
This is the worst time to be here.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want that lizard out of my room!
I never wanted to die.
I have to tell you about Friday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
A boy needs a job.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I am going to Christmas.
You devil!
You're special.
I want you to look at me.
I heard a voice coming from the pantry.
You need it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I want you to document my trip to America.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You are so mean to me.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Get ready, or get out.
Your nose has turned black.
Please, don't drink that.
Hand me the fishcake.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I will always want you.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You're going to need a knife.
I feel cautious.
Someone's having a bad day.
I have faith.
My life is a mystery.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Can I make it up?
We are reliable.
We need to go.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
It's giving me hope.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Don't rock the boat.
We should go to the police.
How dare you laugh at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
This room is shrinking.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Open sesame.
I want you to be spirited.
Your ears have turned brown.
You never listen.
I have the poem.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
You burned it on purpose.
You should find your mother.
I know what to do.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I'm a ghost.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Darling, it's delicious.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Give me the ball.
I can offer you a whiskey.
You could never want me.
This looks suspicious.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want that goat out of my life!
Please, listen to me.
It's time to make lunch.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I never hurt anybody.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You're going to need a hammer.
I'm the only gardener on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Am I dead, or not?
You know it.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
We need to play.
I love fall in Spain.
I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Your face has turned green.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I could never despise you.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Open the curtains.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.
You should make peace with your mother.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Don't fool around.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Be better!
I have time.
We've only got one hope.
I can offer you a grape juice.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I've reported it to mother.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Darling, it's beautiful.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm the best shepherd on this planet
Okay, who left a puppy in the living room?
Stop, in the name of love.
You never have time for me.
You're going down!
You are discourteous.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
We're the same person.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to be artful.
Tomorrow is another day.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Show no mercy
We're special.
Hey, watch me smile.
I feel foolish.
I have to tell you about the gnome.
I volunteer myself!
I need to tell you about Sunday.
You are not my favourite.
I want that elephant out of my life!
I never felt so alone.
A girl needs her space.
Get ready for this.
Be yourself!
Good grief!
This looks nice.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
We should vote.
This is a stick up.
My life is over.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
My love, it's dead.
I have 20-20 vision.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Alright, who left an ant in the library?
Show me the umbrella.
You're going to need a goatherd.
You should disown your father.
You could never need me.
I have the time.
I love autumn in Germany.
It's not mine.
I'm trying to win.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I'll watch.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I see you every day.
Your ears have turned green.
You're crazy.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Time is money.
It's time to go.
Just try not to cry
This room is haunted.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A boy needs love.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is a fine mess
This looks odd.
We need to break up.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
I feel inferior.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I know where you were.
Don't ask any questions.
Who left a saw in the pantry?
It's not going to fit.
I want that bee out of my life!
Show me the kite.
I want you to marry me.
Let's go
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We're going to need an antique dealer.
Take the money and die.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I have a secret.
I volunteer to go!
Laughing is good for the soul.
No one can ever know the truth.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I have the gun.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
Take this with you.
Did you eat while I was away?
You should protect your mother.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You want it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This room is unstable.
Your tongue has turned brown.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Can I make it fun?
We've only got one chance.
I want you to be perplexed.
Please, look at me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This looks wrong.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I can't find my Schnapps anywhere.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Give it here.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I'll keep guard.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
You should think about this.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You are a hero.
I want you to inspire me.
I'm special.
We need to make a plan.
Show me the skateboard.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
All's well that ends well
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I am dedicated.
You're going to need a fork.
You monster!
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I know what happened.
You should ask your father.
It's not safe.
I have lost the will to live.
Good luck!
I love autumn in America.
Who left a banana in the guest room?
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Misery loves company.
Did you fart at work?
You want me.
Hey, watch me move.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm the only soldier who ever lived.
I could never need you.
I want you to be amazed.
I feel ignorant.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I'm trying to open it.
Let's play
Knitting is good for the soul.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're going to need a mason.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
Can I make a movie?
I knew you could fix it.
I have to tell you about the gin and tonic.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
We need to close it.
I'll wait here.
You're crazy!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
Leave it to the professionals.
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
A girl needs a job.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Be careful!
You're going to need a can opener.
I love summer in Switzerland.
It's not yours.
I'm a god.
I am going to the wedding.
I should go to the police.
Who left a chair in the studio?
I want that giraffe out of my room!
You could never despise me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I am vulnerable.
Throw me the teddy bear.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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