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He was unconscious when I found him.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
We need to make out.
I never loved you.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
A girl needs her father.
Be yourself!
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I volunteer to go!
This room is shrinking.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Don't upset your father, not now.
It's time to brush your teeth.
This looks interesting.
Hand me the celery stick.
Haste makes waste.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
You're a god.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to hold me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I know where you were.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
Take the drink and die.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
We're the same person.
I've reported it to mother.
You're cursed.
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I feel serene.
You are a genius.
I need you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I have 20-20 vision.
You want it.
You monster!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is a fine ship
Let's watch TV!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are so kind to me.
Leave it outside.
We are hard working.
We're going to need a farmer.
You're going to need a lot of money.
Someone's listening.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I'm the best deputy on this planet
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
Getting married is like eating a sandwich...
I want you to be cheerful.
I see you came prepared.
I want that monkey out of my room!
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I volunteer myself!
You are not my mother.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You're a ghost.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Failure is like a picnic in the park...
Don't upset your mother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Okay. Just do what I do.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Don't fool around.
We need to stay.
Get ready for this.
Did you get lucky just now?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
We've only got one life.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Please, be careful.
I'll listen.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
How dare you look at me!
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I have the scroll.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You burned it on purpose.
It's not in.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
This looks familiar.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I should go to the police.
Drop it here.
Take this for luck.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Be better!
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Can I make history?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Leave it until morning.
Why do you love me, so much?
I see you let yourself in.
You are not my daughter.
We're gods.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm lucky.
You never take me seriously.
I feel tough.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You are so mean to me.
When the party starts, hide.
We're going to need a percussionist.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Someone's watching us.
I'm a god.
I knew you could turn things around.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm the best politician who ever lived.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
We are rebellious.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Darling, it's delicious.
I'm going to need a shovel.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I know math.
You're coming with me!
Who left a sandwich in the laundry?
Give me the ball.
This looks great.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
If you don't want it, put it back.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Good night!
I want you to stop tricking me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a thief.
Fears are like chocolate...
You should listen to your mother.
I love fall in France.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
A girl needs boundaries.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You are so nice to me.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
We should think about this.
I never listened.
Let's play
We're lucky.
I have the knife.
I want to tell you about the armory.
Hey, watch me leave.
Your nose has turned blue.
I'll keep guard.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's giving me grief.
I see you know what to do.
Can I make amends?
I want you to look at me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Throw it here.
We are weak.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You're going to need a guru.
You are a poet.
You won't find it.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
This is the right time to be amused.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I want that cow out of my life!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You're going to need a lot of help.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't get too close.
Whoop-whoop.
I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
How dare you laugh at me!
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
You angel!
This room is unstable.
You are not my type.
This looks nice.
Anxiety is like a forest...
Please, stand.
We need to play.
It's not tight enough.
Who left an umbrella in the attic?
We're going to need a hammer.
I'm the only animal trainer on this planet
How much courage do you have?
You want me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your tongue has turned grey.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I never wanted to die.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I can offer you a pickle.
Hand me the banana.
A boy needs love.
Can I make a deal?
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
You are the best person I have ever met.
It's giving me a headache.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
This is a fine mess
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My love, it's so juicy.
I should vote.
No one can ever know the truth.
It takes one to know one.
I feel sure.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take the money and die.
You lost it.
Take this with water.
I am going to Easter.
We're going to need a dentist.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to stop me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You're going to need a can opener.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You never sing anymore.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
Open the door.
I'll get ready.
Your lips have turned orange.
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I'm no good.
This looks peculiar.
I could never hate you.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I volunteer as tribute!
I can offer you a piña colada.
I'm trying to open it.
A girl needs a job.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
It's giving me an error message.
Can I make pizza?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Good morning!
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
You should write to your father.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
We're ghosts.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm going to need a fork.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You're really something!
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
My life is over.
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
Sound the alarm!
You could never fascinate me.
Your tongue has turned purple.
Patience is a virtue
I love spring in America.
You know it.
You never stop to think.
I am going to the wedding.
This looks wrong.
You are my reason for living.
I want you to kiss me.
You are an artist.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I feel confident.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
It was your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You devil!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I'm going to need a rat catcher.
Please, come in.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I want you.
I want you to stop loving me.
Can I make the bed?
I can't find my latte anywhere.
We are antisocial.
When I was little, I wanted to be a garbage collector.
Your face has turned pink.
Your eyes have turned blue.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I never could make up my mind.
Opposites attract.
Take this and pray.
You will always need me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I know what happened.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Show me the bagel.
Delivery!
I want you to listen to me.
Leave it alone.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I want you to be indignant.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I am going to Christmas.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
This is the worst time to be amused.
Someone's locked the door.
It's your fault that the cat died.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I'm the best flight attendant who ever lived.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are fixed.
It was your fault that Dad fell down the well.
All's well that ends well
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
You are a twit.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
This looks suspicious.
I love spring in Germany.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
If you're done, we'll get started.
This is a stick up.
I can offer you a banana.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
We're cursed.
It's time to make lunch.
I can offer you a job.
I have time.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I see you every day.
I love you.
I feel doubtful.
It's not heavy.
I can't find my seagull anywhere.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Get ready to dance.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm trying to understand.
When the door opens, remain calm.
You're going to need a carver.
My life is cursed.
Good luck!
You should pay the bill.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
Leave it to the professionals.
You are not my son.
Open the bottle.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
I want you to kill me.
I am restrained.
Show me the burger.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I'm going to need a saw.
I can offer you a lemonade.
I knew you could survive.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Take the piano and leave.
Can I make fudge?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Who left a guitar in the library?
You need me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I'm the only astronaut who ever lived.
Getting married is like making toast...
You can't have it.
Your tongue has turned brown.
I love summer in Canada.
Maybe no one will notice
Darling, it's alive.
This room is haunted.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I've reported it to the press.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I heard a sound coming from the walk-in freezer.
Did you get lucky last night?
Your fears are like marshmallows...
You're going to need a blacksmith.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Please, stay where you are.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Let's eat
I just want a Pepsi. What's wrong with that?
You are my favourite.
You are so good to me.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I'm a ghost.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I want that wolf out of my room!
You never smile.
We are unhealthy.
I'm crazy.
A boy needs his mother.
I never felt so alone.
I'll wait here.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I can offer you a celery stick.
Good grief!
You will always fascinate me.
I will always despise you.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Open it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
This is a day to remember
You're going down!
Can I make money?
You are a liar.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I want you to inspire me.
Take the drink and go.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Someone's having a bad day.
You broke it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dressmaker.
I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.
I want you to be old.
You should find your father.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
We need to unite.
Enough is enough.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
You are not my conscience.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I volunteer to eat it!
I could never want you.
Let's go
I love winter in China.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
We should quit.
You're going to need a goldsmith.
Please, stop shouting.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I know more than you realise.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Someone's coming this way.
You are my teacher.
When the lights go out, hide.
You never say what you're thinking.
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
A little of what you fancy does you good.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Get ready to run.
You should call your father.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.
I want that octopus out of my car!
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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