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Am I under arrest, or not?

Please, don't move.

This is the right time to be happy.

I am loving.

Leave it to the professionals.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I could never despise you.

I want you to love me.

I have the gun.

I'll open it.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Why do you love me, so much?

Good grief!

I never hurt anybody.

I feel cheerful.

It's not the right size.

You can do this

Let's watch the game

A girl needs love.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a job.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

Can I make a cake?

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Take this with you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I have money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

No one can ever know the truth.

I volunteer as tribute!

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm trying to believe you.

You're coming with me!

I love winter in Japan.

Darling, it's delicious.

Throw me the shovel.

We need to make out.

You are so mean to me.

My life means nothing.

This room is shrinking.

You're going to need a saw.

Be safe!

You never do what I want.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

Take the money and go.

You are a twit.

I want you to be angry.

We're no good.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

Ha-cha-cha.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is a fine mess

Who left a squirrel in the garage?

It's not alive.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are eager.

Am I dead, or not?

You monster!

You burned it on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You're going to need a writer.

I have the will.

You are my love.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Don't wait to be asked.

Let's go

I could never want you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I can't find my mochaccino anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Please, look at me.

I never killed anyone.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I want that lizard out of my life!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Show me the sandwich.

I want to tell you about the pilot.

We're ghosts.

You could never despise me.

I knew you could survive.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

No one can ever know how we did it.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Plug it in here.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Leave it until morning.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm trying to care.

How dare you laugh at me!

Love is like a lake...

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

We need to help each other.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We've only got one of these.

You are opinionated.

I feel alone.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Darling, it's so expensive.

It's giving me an error message.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to inspire me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Can I make a home?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I see you know what to do.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You never take me seriously.

This room is haunted.

Take this and pray.

You lost it.

I love summer in India.

I'm the best plumber on this planet

Patience is a virtue

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

You angel!

I'm a god.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want that crocodile out of my life!

Someone's listening.

Good morning!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Take the piano and die.

I want to tell you about the witch.

We're the same person.

This looks bad.

I know the future.

You broke the vase on purpose.

It's not mine.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I knew you could see it through.

I volunteer to eat it!

I am going to Easter.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

Give me the skateboard.

No one can ever know what we did.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

You are an inspiration.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Let's watch TV!

I never gave up hope.

We've only got one option.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

It's giving me a headache.

This room is bugged.

I can offer you a Red Bull.

I should quit.

I have faith.

I will always despise you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Buying a house is like doing housework...

I feel suspicious.

I'll sit on it.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Sound the alarm!

You will always hate me.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

You won't find it.

I'm no good.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Did you get lucky today?

I'm a ghost.

Get ready to die.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

Leave it here.

You never call me.

Dammit, who left a bike in the dining room?

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Show me the can opener.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Take the piano and go.

You are so kind to me.

You made me cry on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

You are warm.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Stop, in the name of the law.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's not for sale.

We're going to need a hammer.

Delivery!

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Can I make magic?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This is a day to remember

You are an idiot.

I never really lived.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I've reported it to the press.

We need to eat.

You're really something!

You could never love me.

Let's dance

I know what to do.

I want to tell you about the dungeon.

You deserve this

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want that kitten out of my house!

I am going to Christmas.

I'm the worst weaver on this planet

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

My love, it's so juicy.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Get ready to dance.

No one can ever know that I like you

It was your fault that the bus was late.

You should make peace with your father.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Did you fart at work?

I can't find my plane anywhere.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Please, don't take that.

I'll get ready.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to be laughing.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Hey, watch me smile.

I feel frivolous.

I want you to marry me.

I heard weeping coming from the studio.

This looks nice.

You want it.

Open it here.

How dare you smile at me!

Take the money and leave.

I have time.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I can offer you a good price.

We're going to need a lot of water.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

It's not tight enough.

Your lips have turned white.

Open the door.

You are not my type.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You're a god.

You are so good to me.

We're going to need a ventriloquist.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I'm trying to win.

We should quit.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

You are my sunshine.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Hope is like a bar of soap...

I've reported it to mother.

Someone's having a bad day.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You are a genius.

I want you to be inferior.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Be yourself!

You're under arrest!

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I feel odd.

Leave it outside.

I want that moose out of my life!

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

How much luck do you have?

Becoming rich is like doing renovations...

I can offer you a lemonade.

Please, stop doing that.

I see you every day.

I will always love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Your face has turned stripey.

Can I make popcorn?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

When the door opens, start singing.

I want to tell you about the cocktail.

You love me.

Your eyes have turned grey.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Who left an ukulele in the corridor?

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You can't win them all.

Throw me the guitar.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Take the money and die.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

We're going to need a private detective.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You can have it.

If you're done, we'll get started.

A boy needs his grandmother.

It's not going to fit.

I never loved you.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I feel heartbroken.

Did you eat today?

You never smile.

I want that alligator out of my life!

I want you to listen to me.

You're crazy.

We need to close it.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

We're gods.

My life is a mystery.

Stop, in the name of love.

We've only got one chance.

I'm the worst sniper on this planet

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I want you to stop loving me.

Don't ask any questions.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

Gardening is good for the soul.

You are a liar.

You're going down!

We are intense.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I have the card.

Show me the screwdriver.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Take the drink and die.

Your tongue has turned blue.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I want to tell you about Easter.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

Please, be careful.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Power is like a movie...

It's not yours.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

How dare you look at me!

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Who left a goose in the garage?

I'm going to need a mechanic.

Let's eat

You should ask your father.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

Your lips have turned orange.

You're going to need a lot of water.

Can I make bubbles?

I need to tell you about the extraterrestrial.

I heard laughter coming from the guest room.

You're weird.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You could never hate me.

Maybe no one will notice

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Put it here.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

You're going to need a spatula.

I could never need you.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I know more than you realise.

I want that dolphin out of my room!

Please, lie down.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Did you fart yesterday?

I feel trustworthy.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You are an artist.

I see you for who you are.

Throw me the bagel.

You never sing anymore.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

My love, it's so shiny.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Be better!

It was your fault that the plane was late.

Good luck!

Can I make a robot?

Someone's watching us.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

It's not open.

You are my teacher.

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

You're crazy!

I'm the worst drug dealer on this planet

You should listen to your mother.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

It's time to pack your bags.

Reading is all I can manage now.

This is a fine ship

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

I'll be here, if you need me.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I never could make up my mind.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Who left a guitar in the barn?

We need to open it.

Fears are like chocolate...

Failure is like a river...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Don't just stand there.

I want you to kiss me.

You are a poet.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nanny.

This is the right time to be alone.

I am going to the grand opening.

My love, it's dead.

I'm going to need a locksmith.

A girl needs her own room.

Be careful!

You are not my favourite.

I've reported it to the President.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

It has to work

I feel frightened.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Can I make a plan?

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

This looks peculiar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Who left a fork in the lounge room?

I need you.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Hey, watch me dance.

We need to break up.

I want that duck out of my room!

Your eyes have turned pink.

You're going to need a knife.

I have needs.

I'm trying to save you.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

You devil!

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I have the poem.

It's not in.

You are my daughter.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I want you to be repugnant.

Let's get it

Please, sit down.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I volunteer myself!

You are a thief.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

The show must go on.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Laughter is like a lake...

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

This looks edible.

Open your heart.

A boy needs discipline.

Hey, watch me move.

Your dreams are like chocolate...

I see you are thinking.

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