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I am going to Thanksgiving.

It's giving me a headache.

You love me.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are so good to me.

I know what to do.

Leave it here.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

You are not my son.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I will always hate you.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

We're weird.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want you to be incensed.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to look at me.

I have lost the will to live.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make a puppet?

A boy needs his father.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Let's watch the game

I have the letter.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm trying to leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I volunteer to eat it!

You're under arrest!

You are my sunshine.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

It's not for sale.

Delivery!

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You are impersonal.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

Who left a monkey in the bedroom?

No one can ever know that I was here.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I'm the only private detective on this planet

You're a ghost.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're going to need a spoon.

You devil!

This is the right time to be here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Be safe!

Why do you tease me, so much?

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop following me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're weird.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's time to make lunch.

I know math.

You should listen to your father.

Someone's locked the door.

This room is bugged.

Leave it to the professionals.

We've only got one of these.

We need to eat.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Throw it here.

Please, stop smoking.

Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...

You are a thief.

We're gods.

I want you to cook for me.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

You found it.

Good night!

I have the time.

A boy needs his mother.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You crashed the car on purpose.

Take this with you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You are so mean to me.

You're coming with me!

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

My life is a mystery.

You never do what I want.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

You will always need me.

Take the money and go.

Open your heart.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

It's giving me an error message.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Marriages are made in heaven.

I'm a god.

It's not in.

My love, it's alive.

Can I make a plan?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I feel satisfied.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Maybe no one will notice

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

We're going to need a coach.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to be discourteous.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

You're going to need a spatula.

I want you to kiss me.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I've reported it to the President.

Please, come in.

I have to tell you about the vampire.

Be better!

Sound the alarm!

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I see you every day.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm trying to care.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Hand me the ukulele.

Take the money and leave.

I have money.

You should disown your mother.

We're the same person.

You need me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You're magnificent.

I can offer you a banana.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Your ears have turned brown.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I never listened.

I love spring in America.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You are a genius.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Ha-cha-cha.

We need to stay.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Don't wait to be asked.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

Get ready to laugh.

Can I make progress?

Just try not to cry

I'll watch.

Your face has turned pink.

I will always despise you.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We are incensed.

It's not tight enough.

My life is cursed.

It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I heard laughter coming from the closet.

I am going to the funeral.

I have the scroll.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

This is a fine ship

I want you to be kind.

Give it here.

I feel jolly.

You monster!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Leave it alone.

Failure is like a beautiful song...

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Who left a muffin in the pantry?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I never hurt anybody.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

We're going to need a spoon.

A girl needs her mother.

I want that cat out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I'm the best captain on this planet

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You lost it.

Hand me the slice of pizza.

How dare you look at me!

This looks wrong.

Good grief!

You are a twit.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Darling, it's alive.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

It's not open.

Hey, watch me smile.

Your lips have turned black.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I could never want you.

Open sesame.

Let's go

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Please, stay where you are.

My life is over.

I see you smiling.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

You're a god.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I volunteer myself!

I love autumn in Antarctica.

It's time to go.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Can I make a pillow fort?

This is a fine mess

You're lucky.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I heard weeping coming from the control room.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I am sanctimonious.

I want to tell you about the zombie.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to inspire me.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

This is the right time to be happy.

You are not my mother.

Open it here.

Hand me the teddy bear.

You're amazing!

I have powers.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want that tortoise out of my life!

You are so nice to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I'm the only lifeguard who ever lived.

I want you to be handsome.

We're going to need a can opener.

My life matters.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Your ears have turned red.

Let's drink

I feel clear-headed.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

When the lights go out, hide.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

It's never too late to mend.

You are an idiot.

We need to stop.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This room is unstable.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Take the piano and leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You can have it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a receptionist.

It was my fault that the dog died.

You never stop to think.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

Winners don't quit

You are my favourite.

I'm lucky.

This looks nice.

I want you to help me.

Get ready for this.

Don't just stand there.

I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.

I'm trying to believe you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

My life means nothing.

Your face has turned brown.

Can I make believe?

We should think about this.

Take this for luck.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It's not ready.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I want to tell you about the werewolf.

I never really lived.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Please, be careful.

You are not my daughter.

I have 20-20 vision.

Someone's in here.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

You should protect your mother.

I want that zebra out of my room!

We're ghosts.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

It's time to go to bed.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I am annoyed.

We need to unite.

I am going to the grand opening.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Who left a saké in the basement?

You could never love me.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

I see you let yourself in.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

How much luck do you have?

You need it.

Hand me the spoon.

It's not safe.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Good luck!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I can offer you a chai.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I feel serene.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

You never sing anymore.

Put your best foot forward.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

We're going to need a saw.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I know who you are.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

I'll wait here.

I'm the only composer who ever lived.

You are a godsend.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...

I love summer in America.

I never wanted this.

This room is haunted.

I want you to stop tickling me.

We've only got one life.

Can I make medicine?

Who left a fork in the pantry?

I'm going to need a matador.

I bet you know why I'm going.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You never have time for me.

When the door opens, start singing.

I am going to Christmas.

Throw me the wrench.

You made me cry on purpose.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

We are alone.

I want you to be original.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I feel cold.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I'm a ghost.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have needs.

I can offer you an ale.

I'll sit on it.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Leave it until morning.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Take this with water.

Your face has turned yellow.

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I heard a sound coming from the stable.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Someone's listening.

A boy needs confidence.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

You're alone in the universe.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

This is the right time to be angry.

I'm the greatest sailor on this planet

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

When I was little, I wanted to be a truck driver.

Drop it here.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

Don't ask any questions.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I volunteer as tribute!

Am I dead, or not?

Get ready to run.

I'm trying to forgive you.

You are whimsical.

Open the door.

We need to play.

I'll open it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I could never hate you.

I love fall in Ireland.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I want you to be pained.

You're going to need a lot of money.

It's not mine.

Let's dance

It's almost over

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You are my everything.

I know more than you realise.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Please, don't drink that.

We've only got one option.

I have a secret.

I never gave up hope.

I have to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

I'm going to need a cheesemaker.

Can I make time?

Find some proof that he deceived you.

A girl needs discipline.

Take the money and die.

We should vote.

I want you to listen to me.

I can offer you a saké.

I volunteer to go!

Why do you love me, so much?

I feel lonely.

Okay, who left a cappuccino in the barn?

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You broke it.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want that puppy out of my life!

You never take me seriously.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You're insignificant.

I'll listen.

You angel!

You despise me.

We're going to need a shovel.

I'm the worst clockmaker who ever lived.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

We need to make out.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hope is like a bar of soap...

Get ready to die.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I've reported it to the police.

I love summer in Switzerland.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Your nose has turned grey.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Please, give me that.

My love, it's so expensive.

I need to tell you about the dietician.

I never killed anyone.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I am going to the party.

A girl needs her own room.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

Throw me the ukulele.

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

I want you to stop tricking me.

Your ears have turned orange.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Did you fart today?

I see you are thinking.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I want that bear out of my house!

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Can I make an igloo?

I feel curious.

We are comfortable.

I despise you.

Hey, watch me leave.

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