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I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
Darling, it's so shiny.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Your eyes have turned pink.
This room is bugged.
You need me.
This looks familiar.
My life is cursed.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
We're going to need a beggar.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You are so kind to me.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
Good luck!
I volunteer to eat it!
You never listen.
Let's watch TV!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I have powers.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I can offer you a Gatorade.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I love spring in America.
I know math.
Learning is like opening a letter...
When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Take this with water.
Just breathe
It's giving me hope.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's time to go to bed.
A girl needs her friends.
We're insignificant.
This is a stick up.
I'm the greatest animal trainer who ever lived.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Fears are like chocolate...
Who left a bike in the closet?
Give it here.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You monster!
I am going to the funeral.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
I see you came prepared.
Be yourself!
Please, be careful.
We're the same person.
Leave it here.
I'll open it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Hey, watch me smile.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
No one can ever know that you survived.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You made me cry on purpose.
How much influence do you have?
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You're going down!
We need to make better decisions.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I have the time.
Good morning!
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
No one can ever know what we did.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
If you build it, they will come.
Take the drink and die.
I volunteer as tribute!
I can offer you a job.
Can I make out?
My love, it's so shiny.
Open the bottle.
I knew you could turn things around.
It's not dead.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Don't ask any questions.
Your nose has turned yellow.
You should make peace with your father.
I'm the greatest computer programmer who ever lived.
You never have time for me.
I have to tell you about the fisher.
I'm a ghost.
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
I'm trying to open it.
You should go to the police.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I can offer you a coffee.
Take this with you.
You angel!
It's giving me grief.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You're special.
I never felt so alone.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
A boy needs his space.
This room is unstable.
We are hardworking.
I want that fish out of my life!
Sound the alarm!
I love winter in America.
I want you to be plodding.
I want you to inspire me.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
I have 20-20 vision.
This looks edible.
Please, don't take that.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I volunteer to go!
We need to make a plan.
I have the gun.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I know where you were.
We're ghosts.
I hate you.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
We've only got one of these.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You dropped it.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We're going to need a saw.
I'm going to need a criminal.
Hand me the guitar.
I heard a howl coming from the pantry.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Be better!
I've reported it to the police.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I see you are thinking.
Who left a knife in the studio?
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You never call me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Don't just stand there.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Leave it alone.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Get ready for this.
I am going to the party.
I'm crazy.
You are so mean to me.
You are grim.
You are my love.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
This looks odd.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
My life matters.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I never could make up my mind.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a good price.
Hey, watch me move.
It's giving me a headache.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are a twit.
Someone's coming this way.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'm the only salesperson who ever lived.
You are not my mother.
Why do you love me, so much?
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
I want that crow out of my car!
Throw it here.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Your nose has turned pink.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I know more than you realise.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the wine cellar.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I need to tell you about the funeral.
This room is shrinking.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Let's get it
You devil!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You will always want me.
Delivery!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
We need to open it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Please, give me that.
I will always want you.
Pride is like a mountain...
You're a god.
You are an inspiration.
I have the scroll.
I'm trying to leave.
My life is a mystery.
I feel anxious.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Open the window.
I have time.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
We've only got one chance.
Can I make love?
Hey, watch me leave.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Get ready to laugh.
This is a fine ship
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to clean up after me.
It's not heavy.
We are dynamic.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's time to pack your bags.
Show me the spatula.
Why do you hate me, so much?
No one can ever know the truth.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Take the drink and go.
I am going to Christmas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
We're special.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You won't find it.
We should quit.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Your eyes have turned green.
I'm a god.
Someone's having a bad day.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm the worst court jester on this planet
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
Whoop-whoop.
Please, lie down.
A boy needs his own room.
I want to tell you about the water.
I have the knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Let's go
Leave it to the professionals.
I love you.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
You should disown your father.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
You are a liar.
Open it here.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Just try not to cry
This is a day to remember
You are so good to me.
Fortune favours the brave.
Don't get too close.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You're going to need a hypnotist.
I want you to be smiling.
My life means nothing.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I want that puppy out of my car!
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I feel like crying.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I love summer in Brazil.
You despise me.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You're lucky.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I volunteer myself!
It was your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Get ready to dance.
We are mealymouthed.
Take the money and leave.
I'll wait here.
Alright, who left a teddy bear in the dungeon?
I can offer you a banana.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
You lost it.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are my reason for living.
Someone's listening.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
It's not the right size.
You're never going to get away with this!
We're going to need a weaver.
When I was little, I wanted to be an executioner.
You are an idiot.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
My love, it's beautiful.
Can I make money?
When the bell rings, hide.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Show me the doll.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
You should quit.
I feel guilty.
You never smile.
I want you to betray me.
It was your fault that the crops died.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I will always need you.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You could never love me.
A boy needs his friends.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I knew you could see it through.
I'll listen.
I have lost the will to live.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Take the money and go.
Enough is enough.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I can offer you a fishcake.
You should find your mother.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
Anger is like a party...
Plug it in here.
You can have it.
Time to shine
I heard a howl coming from the library.
I want that monkey out of my room!
I know what to do.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
We're gods.
Open your heart.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I need to tell you about Friday.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a sleuth.
You are a handsome devil.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to stop me.
Your lips have turned orange.
I want you to be crafty.
I have the will.
I'm going to need a can opener.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I bet you know why I'm here.
A boy needs his father.
This looks nice.
Be safe!
Okay, who left a crocodile in the dining room?
It was my fault that the party was cancelled.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
You're insignificant.
Like father, like son.
I feel serene.
Leave it until morning.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
You are so nice to me.
Gardening is good for the soul.
You are not my conscience.
You need it.
I want that snake out of my life!
Did you get lucky just now?
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
I see you smiling.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You're a ghost.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
When the door opens, start singing.
I can offer you a grape juice.
I never hurt anybody.
Failure is like a canvas...
You deserve this
We're going to need a spoon.
Who left a frog in the pantry?
A boy needs discipline.
I love autumn in Brazil.
I can't find my mochaccino anywhere.
Drop it here.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to listen to me.
Take this and pray.
You should ask for more money.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I've reported it to the press.
It's not yours.
Someone's in here.
I need to tell you about the rum and coke.
Dying is like writing a to do list...
You're magnificent.
Good grief!
You could never need me.
Leave it outside.
We are infatuated.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Please, come closer.
I feel impatient.
Can I make art?
Give me the ukulele.
I want you to document my trip to America.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
Show no mercy
Did you get lucky yesterday?
You should make peace with your mother.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I'll watch.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to be mechanical.
We're going to need a drummer.
Dating is like eating a sandwich...
When I was little, I wanted to be a locksmith.
When one door shuts, another opens.
It's time to go.
You never do what I want.
Be careful!
I want you to help me.
Don't fool around.
This room is haunted.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Open sesame.
I have the card.
I never wanted this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I'm weird.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
How dare you look at me!
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want to tell you about the bagel.
I want you to stop tickling me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
Show me the guitar.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I could never hate you.
I'll keep guard.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You should protect your mother.
This looks suspicious.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You are my son.
Ha-cha-cha.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I feel responsible.
We should ask for more money.
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm going to need a park ranger.
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
I've reported it to Interpol.
Please, stop laughing.
Take this for luck.
Dammit, who left a doll in the cloakroom?
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
We need to go.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to hold me.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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