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You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I'm crazy.
I want that zebra out of my life!
I feel ecstatic.
Hey, watch me smile.
I am going to the grand opening.
It was my fault that Dad fell down the well.
You're going to pay!
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Give me the fishcake.
Take this for luck.
I have the letter.
Time to shine
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You never have time for me.
I should think about this.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
When the party starts, remain calm.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Good night!
You should find your mother.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You are a twit.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I know what to do.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I'll get it.
I see you every day.
I can offer you a kebab.
You are not my mother.
Leave it here.
I want you to stop tricking me.
It's not in.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
We're going to need a hammer.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I volunteer to eat it!
Let's watch TV!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
How dare you smile at me!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
How much money do you have?
He was unconscious when I found him.
Who left a soda in the attic?
Why do you hate me, so much?
Open the bottle.
Sound the alarm!
I've reported it to the police.
I love autumn in Australia.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We need to order pizza.
I want you to be fixed.
I'm trying to leave.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This looks edible.
I have faith.
You devil!
I want that pig out of my life!
We're ghosts.
Take this with you.
Delivery!
This room is haunted.
I'm a god.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Take the money and die.
You are so kind to me.
Hey, watch me leave.
Can I make a yurt?
I'm insignificant.
This is the right time to be angry.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
When I was little, I wanted to be a swineherd.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I have the need, the need for speed.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to stop loving me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I volunteer as tribute!
Fears are like chocolate...
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Let's drink
I see you have done this before.
It's time to pack your bags.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'll get ready.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Be yourself!
I need to tell you about the burger.
I'm the greatest juggler who ever lived.
I love you.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I am elated.
I want you to stop me.
I can offer you a muffin.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
We've only got one option.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
I know more than you realise.
Dying is like making a sandwich...
Stop, in the name of the law.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You angel!
Set a thief to catch a thief.
You're going to need a clown.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I want you to be provocative.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Your tongue has turned red.
I feel stupid.
You could never love me.
Who left a guitar in the laundry?
My love, it's so juicy.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I have 20-20 vision.
A girl needs discipline.
You should make peace with your father.
This is a fine ship
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
You are so mean to me.
You broke it.
I am going to Easter.
Take the drink and die.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
I never gave up hope.
We're lucky.
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I want you to stop lying to me.
My life matters.
Don't get too close.
Can I make peace?
It's not open.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
You're under arrest!
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Let's play
You made me cry on purpose.
Leave it outside.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Plug it in here.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Good luck!
Open the curtains.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You are my teacher.
Give me the bike.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are not my favourite.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You're going to need a wrench.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
You never say what you're thinking.
I have the card.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
Hey, watch me dance.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
This looks wrong.
I'm trying to save you.
I can offer you a latte.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
This room is shrinking.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You should make peace with your mother.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
A boy needs his mother.
Who left a spoon in the dining room?
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
We need to help each other.
I love winter in Japan.
Someone's having a bad day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
We're insignificant.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I want that crab out of my house!
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I knew you could see it through.
Let's eat
I want you to be charismatic.
I have to tell you about the walk-in freezer.
I want you to hold me.
Be safe!
I never wanted to die.
You love me.
I can offer you a job.
We've only got one hope.
It's not going to fit.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'll keep guard.
This looks interesting.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Please, lie down.
You are envious.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
You are so good to me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You never listen.
Throw it here.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
This is a fine mess
Your cheeks have turned white.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Take the drink and go.
You're going to need a spatula.
I feel helpless.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Don't wait to be asked.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I will always want you.
Take this with water.
No one will ever know
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
You're going to need a manicurist.
Open your heart.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
I see you are thinking.
You are a thief.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Can I make sandwiches?
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to be sloppy.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Did you fart at work?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I knew you could make up your mind.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's giving me grief.
I'll listen.
We're gods.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
We need to make out.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I want you to betray me.
You're really something!
A girl needs her friends.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
This is a stick up.
It's time to go to bed.
Let's get it
You are my son.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I feel fortunate.
Get ready to dance.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Your face has turned red.
I want that eagle out of my room!
When I was little, I wanted to be a criminal.
I'm a ghost.
I love fall in France.
I'm going to need a shovel.
You found it.
Patience is a virtue
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You should listen to your father.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I'm alone in the universe.
You will always want me.
Who left an alligator in the guest room?
I'm the only pianist who ever lived.
I see you came prepared.
Can I make friends?
Be better!
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
You should think about this.
I heard laughter coming from the pantry.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's not heavy.
We need to play.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
This room is bugged.
I want you to be contradictory.
I know the future.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Don't just stand there.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I want that camel out of my room!
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Someone's watching us.
You monster!
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We're the same person.
This looks bad.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are my reason for living.
I'm going to need a bodyguard.
I'm the worst bishop who ever lived.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
Dying is like lighting a candle...
I see you for who you are.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Show me the celery stick.
Okay, who left a cocktail in the bedroom?
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You are a liar.
I'll help.
We should ask for more money.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I want you to be unbelieving.
How much influence do you have?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It's not safe.
I'm lucky.
I have the scroll.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
It was your fault that the game sucked.
Crime is like a book...
You're a god.
I love autumn in France.
I can offer you a beer.
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
I am cruel.
A girl needs her space.
You know it.
Your face has turned white.
Open it here.
Take the piano and die.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have time.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I feel miserable.
Someone's coming this way.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I've reported it to mother.
I see you smiling.
My life is cursed.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Can I make kimchi?
This is a day to remember
We're going to need a fork.
Good morning!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Did you get lucky just now?
You are an artist.
You should disown your father.
It's your fault that the label came off.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Ha-cha-cha.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Get ready for this.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Why do you love me, so much?
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I will always love you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Am I dead, or not?
I'm the greatest wizard who ever lived.
I want you to stop tickling me.
When the party starts, hide.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
I want you to be conciliatory.
I want you to read to me.
Put it here.
Maybe no one will notice
Your nose has turned pink.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You need me.
I'm special.
Alright, who left a bike in the kitchen?
I want that frog out of my life!
Can I make a wish?
My life means nothing.
Hand me the saw.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I've reported it to the President.
It's giving me hope.
I can offer you an ale.
You're going to need a hammer.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I can't find my Budweiser anywhere.
You are a poet.
This looks nice.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Don't ask any questions.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I volunteer to go!
I feel daring.
I have money.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Gardening is good for the soul.
You could never need me.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You never smile.
I am festive.
I'm the best executioner who ever lived.
You're amazing!
Open sesame.
I hate you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
You're a ghost.
I want you to be complex.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your lips have turned blue.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Dammit, who left a long white in the wardrobe?
I want you to love me.
We're no good.
I've reported it to the press.
A girl needs her mother.
No one suspects a thing
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
I want that elephant out of my car!
I should ask for more money.
I'll be here, if you need me.
We need to open it.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I'm going to need a spoon.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I know where you were.
I see you let yourself in.
This is the right time to be happy.
Throw me the bike.
I have needs.
I can't find my giraffe anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Leave it alone.
I never listened.
I'm the greatest surgeon on this planet
I can offer you a piña colada.
I volunteer myself!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to be infatuated.
I want you to cook for me.
My love, it's so shiny.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
Am I under arrest, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be an illustrator.
We're going to need an oracle.
Enough is as good as a feast.
It's time to go.
I'm magnificent.
I feel paranoid.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I despise you.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I am worried.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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