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This is a day to remember

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Who left a can opener in the armory?

I could never need you.

We should hide.

Sound the alarm!

Take the drink and leave.

Leave it here.

It's your fault that the dog died.

You're no good.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Can I make up?

I'm a god.

No one can ever know the truth.

Today is the day

Are you nuts? We're not together!

If you don't want it, put it back.

You never say what you're thinking.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Your eyes have turned red.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Delivery!

I volunteer myself!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Finding a job is like tidying your room...

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I have 20-20 vision.

A boy needs his friends.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

When the bell rings, start singing.

This is the worst time to be here.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You should ask your mother.

I have to tell you about the evangelist.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

You are so mean to me.

My life is over.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I know where you were.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.

You are a godsend.

I've reported it to the President.

I see you let yourself in.

I heard a sound coming from the dining room.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to read to me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We're gods.

We are plodding.

You will always love me.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I'm the only sleuth on this planet

You dropped it.

Someone's in here.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Can I make a treehouse?

You made me cry on purpose.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

You should vote.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We need to make out.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I'm a ghost.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

How dare you look at me!

Plug it in here.

This looks bad.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...

Leave it until morning.

A girl needs confidence.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

You deserve this

I have the will.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

My love, it's so shiny.

I want you to document my trip to America.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

We've only got one life.

Your face has turned spotted.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I want you to be sweaty.

You are my mother.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Good morning!

I have faith.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Give me the muffin.

You are so nice to me.

I can offer you a job.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

It's time to go to bed.

I feel dejected.

I've reported it to the police.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want you.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Okay, who left a ball in the walk-in freezer?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'll get ready.

This room is bugged.

Take this with you.

This is a fine mess

You're a god.

I want that fox out of my car!

My life is cursed.

I never hurt anybody.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Don't just stand there.

I am coarse.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I see you have done this before.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You never take me seriously.

You should pay the bill.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

You lost it.

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

It's not tight enough.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're under arrest!

Can I make room?

Someone's listening.

Whoop-whoop.

I love spring in Canada.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This looks nice.

Hey, watch me move.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Grief is like a lake...

Take the money and die.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I have the gun.

It's giving me hope.

Good night!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You monster!

I want you to be selfish.

I want you to cook for me.

It's now or never

I could never want you.

Open the bottle.

How dare you smile at me!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I know the future.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Get ready to dance.

I want that seagull out of my car!

I never felt so alone.

You should think about this.

I'm lucky.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Dating is like writing a shopping list...

You are not my daughter.

Take this for luck.

I'm going to need an entertainer.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

You should find your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You are so good to me.

I can offer you a Guinness.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

When the party starts, hide.

Can I make each day count?

Ha-cha-cha.

Your ears have turned pink.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Who left a guitar in the barn?

This looks familiar.

Please, don't drink that.

We've only got one option.

I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

No one can ever know that I like you

Each to their own.

I've reported it to mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

Don't wait to be asked.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Take the money and leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

This is a stick up.

I have the knife.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I want you to stop smelling me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I just want a juice. What's wrong with that?

I feel secretive.

We're the same person.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Hey, watch me leave.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Be yourself!

I want that kitten out of my house!

I never loved you.

You are not my mother.

I have needs.

Can I make an effort?

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I knew you could make up your mind.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

You are a liar.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You are my love.

You're insignificant.

Give it here.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I heard a sound coming from the control room.

I hate you.

A boy needs a job.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You despise me.

You're a ghost.

Shrouds have no pockets.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Get ready, or get out.

Your face has turned grey.

I'll sit on it.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

No one suspects a thing

This looks great.

You should listen to your father.

Open the door.

I'm the best detective on this planet

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Am I dead, or not?

Take the drink and go.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to be hurried.

I can't find my llama anywhere.

My love, it's beautiful.

Who left a candy-bar in the cell?

It's not open.

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to stop following me.

You should ask for more money.

You're going to need a burglar.

Don't get too close.

This room is haunted.

It was my fault that the label came off.

I'm trying to open it.

Please, tell me.

I need to tell you about the imam.

Can I make a yurt?

I want you to help me.

Peace is like a violin...

I want that donkey out of my house!

I could never despise you.

Let's drink

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I am going to the funeral.

You are a genius.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Dying is like brushing your hair...

You never have time for me.

It's time to make lunch.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'll wait here.

Leave it alone.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Why do you love me, so much?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's giving me a headache.

How dare you laugh at me!

This looks odd.

I feel miserable.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You're weird.

Put it here.

We need to go.

You are not my favourite.

A boy needs his grandmother.

You burned it on purpose.

Keep your powder dry.

Hey, watch me dance.

I know what happened.

I want you to be freethinking.

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

You need it.

I am precise.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

This is the right time to be angry.

You could never fascinate me.

I should pay the bill.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I want you to kiss me.

I could never love you.

I love winter in Canada.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I need to tell you about Friday.

Get ready to die.

You are an artist.

I'm the greatest pastor who ever lived.

I volunteer to eat it!

I can offer you an ale.

I have the poem.

We're going to need a wrench.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

Who left a sandwich in the cell?

Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...

I feel doubtful.

I want that donkey out of my life!

You're going to need a gardener.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

It's not mine.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Let's get it

Throw me the hammer.

Open the window.

It's going to be okay

This is a fine ship

We've only got one of these.

It's time to pack your bags.

I'm magnificent.

I see you came prepared.

Open it here.

I want you to be inspired.

Can I make a pie?

No one can ever know that you killed him.

This is the worst time to be happy.

You will always need me.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Laughter is like a guitar...

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're going to need a can opener.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

You are unbelieving.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Hey, watch me smile.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

A boy needs his mother.

Less said, soon mended.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Be careful!

This room is unstable.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I never could make up my mind.

Who left a saw in the lounge room?

We're going to need a game show host.

I should start a business.

I'm the only chemist on this planet

Dare to dream

I know math.

You're magnificent.

Throw me the shovel.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Take the drink and die.

Please, stand.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Dating is like making a sandwich...

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I've reported it to the press.

Someone's coming this way.

You are stupid.

My love, it's delicious.

I see you are thinking.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I want you to document my trip to China.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Your eyes have turned blue.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

You could never want me.

Let's play

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I want you to be reassured.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I never listened.

When the door opens, start singing.

Don't fool around.

We're ghosts.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I feel suspicious.

You found it.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are flamboyant.

I'll listen.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Hand me the kite.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want that zebra out of my life!

I want you to stop questioning me.

I can offer you a water.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Please, come closer.

I want you to be relaxed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxidermist.

I want you to listen to me.

This room is shrinking.

Let's watch TV!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Who left a fork in the cell?

I love summer in Spain.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I volunteer to go!

I knew you could fix it.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You are my son.

Leave it outside.

Take this and pray.

I'll help.

Be safe!

I want you to document my trip to England.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Can I make dessert?

Take the money and go.

When the bell rings, hide.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

My life matters.

I feel decisive.

I can offer you a kebab.

We've only got one chance.

Good grief!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This looks suspicious.

We're going to need a knife.

Darling, it's dead.

I want you to be conventional.

Throw me the muffin.

You are so kind to me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I love spring in Ireland.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

We need to break up.

You are not my father.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You won't find it.

You are an inspiration.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Who left an otter in the guest room?

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

Can I make a wish?

We're going to need a pilot.

I can offer you a good price.

Your tongue has turned white.

It's giving me grief.

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