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Darling, it's so expensive.
How dare you smile at me!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I love fall in Canada.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You're under arrest!
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
We're gods.
Did you fart at work?
I am responsive.
We're cursed.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You could never hate me.
This room is unstable.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Sound the alarm!
You are an artist.
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
I can offer you a job.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Good night!
You know it.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could turn things around.
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
We're going to need a spoon.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I am going to the grand opening.
I feel frivolous.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You angel!
I see you have done this before.
I can offer you a banana.
You burned it on purpose.
We need to make out.
I should start a business.
I have a secret.
This is the right time to be angry.
Let's go
I'm trying to help.
I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.
I want you to be satisfied.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Be better!
This looks bad.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Leave it here.
Get ready, or get out.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I volunteer to go!
I'm the worst dancer on this planet
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I never really lived.
I could never love you.
You're a god.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I know the future.
My love, it's delicious.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
It's now or never
Your nose has turned pink.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Don't just stand there.
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
You never have time for me.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
No one can ever know that I was here.
It was your fault that the cat died.
I have the time.
Someone's watching us.
I'm weird.
Hey, watch me smile.
My life means nothing.
You are so mean to me.
I want to tell you about the giant.
We are completely normal.
Open the window.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
This room is bugged.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I feel rejected.
Hand me the hot dog.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Take this with you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I've reported it to mother.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want that lizard out of my life!
You are a handsome devil.
You monster!
Can I make up?
We're the same person.
I see you came prepared.
I have time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I will always need you.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a detective.
I want you to be weak-willed.
You are not my type.
We need to unite.
Whoop-whoop.
Good luck!
Life is like a canvas...
The first thing to consider is safety.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Gardening is good for the soul.
I can offer you a bagel.
We're special.
You're a ghost.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I want you to kiss me.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Please, stop shouting.
I know where you were.
I volunteer myself!
I have the gun.
You will always want me.
I'm trying to save you.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
Did you eat last night?
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I can't find my turtle anywhere.
No one can ever know that I survived.
A girl needs her grandmother.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
It's not the right size.
I want that puppy out of my room!
This is a fine ship
Open the curtains.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
You are so nice to me.
Can I make love?
I feel like crying.
We are studious.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
You deserve this
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to be self-sufficent.
You never say what you're thinking.
Let's dance
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Give me the ukulele.
Good grief!
I want you to stop believing in me.
You're going to need a weaver.
You can't have it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I hate you.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
This room is haunted.
I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.
You should write to your mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I'm trying to understand.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's giving me an error message.
I'm the best truck driver who ever lived.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Give it here.
Your face has turned brown.
Why do you love me, so much?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Take the piano and die.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.
I want you to be invisible.
I'm a god.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Can I make music?
Who left a goose in the corridor?
I'm going to need a spoon.
Just breathe
We need to eat.
You are my only hope.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Someone's having a bad day.
Leave it to the professionals.
Eating is good for the soul.
A girl needs money.
I need to tell you about the elf.
We are moody.
Don't wait to be asked.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I'll help.
I could never need you.
Did you eat just now?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
It's not alive.
Please, remain silent.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I'm alone in the universe.
I've reported it to the police.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Am I dead, or not?
I see you smiling.
Let's watch TV!
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
It's time to brush your teeth.
Delivery!
You will always need me.
This room is shrinking.
You're really something!
I am going to Christmas.
You should find your father.
Stop, in the name of love.
You need it.
We need to stop.
Fears are like spaghetti...
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Running for office is like making spaghetti...
This looks odd.
Give me the candy-bar.
You are not my son.
How dare you laugh at me!
I love spring in Spain.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
This is a fine mess
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Someone's listening.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
It was your fault that the play sucked.
I want you to stop me.
This is crazy
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
Good morning!
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to be resourceful.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Can I make room?
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want that beaver out of my room!
It's not heavy.
I'm the greatest assassin on this planet
I see you are thinking.
Take the piano and leave.
Did you fart yesterday?
I feel heroic.
You will always love me.
I'm a ghost.
We're going to need a bandit.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer as tribute!
I will always love you.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I knew you could open it.
Throw it here.
I have lost the will to live.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
You are my love.
You're cursed.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm trying to forgive you.
This looks suspicious.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I need to tell you about the gondolier.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I love fall in China.
Hey, watch me dance.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Leave it outside.
Getting married is like writing a memo...
You should write to your father.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I never listened.
Someone's locked the door.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You're going to need a knife.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Please, listen to me.
I want that lamb out of my life!
How dare you look at me!
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I know math.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
My life is cursed.
Get ready for this.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I have the poem.
This is a stick up.
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
We are embarrassed.
We need to make a plan.
I am going to the funeral.
Let's get it
You want me.
A girl needs love.
You devil!
Who left a guitar in the office?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You are my mother.
Tomorrow never comes.
Take this and pray.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
You dropped it.
I despise you.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I feel indecisive.
We're going to need a saw.
Did you fart while I was away?
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Take the drink and leave.
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to be ignorant.
I have 20-20 vision.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know that I like you
I want you to kill me.
I need to tell you about the merlot.
Can I make a contribution?
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You're going to need a conductor.
I want you to stop following me.
I've reported it to the President.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Don't ask any questions.
Hand me the burger.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
Be yourself!
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
It's giving me hope.
You want it.
I'm the greatest herbalist on this planet
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Get ready to run.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I see you every day.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I feel cheerful.
I want that owl out of my room!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
You're going down!
Please, don't drink that.
We need to help each other.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I am high-handed.
Ha-cha-cha.
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Your nose has turned orange.
This looks peculiar.
Who left a turtle in the dining room?
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I'll watch.
A girl needs boundaries.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You need me.
I heard a sound coming from the guest room.
Open the bottle.
I want you to stop loving me.
You're going to need a scientist.
When I was little, I wanted to be an engineer.
I know more than you realise.
I have powers.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
It's giving me a headache.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
It's time to pack your bags.
I feel worked up.
We're ghosts.
I want you to be gracious.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
We're crazy.
I knew you could live like this.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
It's not yours.
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
Plug it in here.
We've only got one bullet.
They know it was me
Dammit, who left a can opener in the bathroom?
A girl needs her grandfather.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You should think about this.
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to hold me.
Leave it alone.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You should protect your father.
I will always despise you.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
We need to break up.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Don't get too close.
You fascinate me.
I've reported it to the press.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
Your nose has turned green.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You never take me seriously.
You lost it.
We're going to need a wrench.
You are my father.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I want you to be steady.
I want that dinosaur out of my life!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Can I make time?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about the cloakroom.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I bet you know why I'm going.
We've only got one of these.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I am enraged.
You love me.
I love summer in Spain.
Take the money and leave.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Open sesame.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I'm the only sleuth on this planet
No one will ever know
I need to tell you about Saturday.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Take this with water.
You never sing anymore.
I have the knife.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I am going to the party.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You made me cry on purpose.
Did you eat yesterday?
We've only got one chance.
A boy needs a job.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to clean up after me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I need to tell you about the diet Mountain Dew.
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
We're going to need a knife.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I'm trying to believe you.
We're going to need a sheriff.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Please, come closer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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