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I am going to Thanksgiving.

When I was little, I wanted to be a tax collector.

You can have it.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

We've only got one bullet.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

My life matters.

We should hide.

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Why do you hate me, so much?

Hey, watch me move.

You are my inspiration.

I have the card.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Don't just stand there.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to be ugly.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is a fine mess

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

No one can ever know what we did.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You made me cry on purpose.

This looks odd.

Take the money and leave.

You're really something!

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Someone's in here.

We are doubtful.

I know who you are.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Take this and pray.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I can offer you a good price.

A girl needs her friends.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I have 20-20 vision.

Your lips have turned brown.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I love summer in America.

Give me the carrot.

Ha-cha-cha.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

How dare you look at me!

I'm the greatest bodyguard who ever lived.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Let's drink

I'm going to need a court jester.

Did you fart today?

Please, remain silent.

I see you have done this before.

I volunteer to go!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I have the need, the need for speed.

This is the right time to be here.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You will always need me.

We're alone in the universe.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

It's not working.

I will always love you.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You are a poet.

I'll watch.

It was my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

Who left an ale in the pantry?

Throw it here.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I want you to betray me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You dropped it.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I am going to the wedding.

Be careful!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I can't find my iced tea anywhere.

I've reported it to the police.

You are so kind to me.

You're coming with me!

Get ready to run.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You're a god.

You never have time for me.

I know where you were.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to stop following me.

You should hide.

Open sesame.

Stop, in the name of love.

Leave it until morning.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I am frisky.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Someone's watching us.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We need to open it.

You should write to your father.

This is a day to remember

It's time to go.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I want you to be fraudulent.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're weird.

Your face has turned stripey.

I have the will.

Good grief!

I knew you could turn things around.

I want you to help me.

I see you came prepared.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Plug it in here.

Don't get too close.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Who left a skateboard in the attic?

Hey, watch me dance.

You are not my favourite.

I should pay the bill.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I need to tell you about the gremlin.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

Get ready to dance.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's giving me an error message.

This room is shrinking.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Maybe no one will notice

You're a ghost.

I never wanted to die.

I am going to Christmas.

This looks wrong.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I feel desperate.

I volunteer as tribute!

You devil!

We're going to need a shovel.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Show me the umbrella.

Be better!

Please, don't touch that.

I'll keep guard.

It's time to go to bed.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

My love, it's delicious.

We've only got one hope.

You are fixed.

You should write to your mother.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I can't find my goat anywhere.

It's not easy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a record producer.

Did you get lucky at work?

Grief is like a mountain...

You are my son.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I have the time.

Good morning!

You broke the vase on purpose.

You could never love me.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You want it.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Can I make it work?

We need to stay.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You are a handsome devil.

Don't fool around.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

We're the same person.

I have money.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I heard laughter coming from the guest room.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Take the money and die.

We're going to need a saw.

Take this for luck.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Delivery!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This looks bad.

Let's dance

I feel ready.

I see you know what to do.

I want that whale out of my life!

You monster!

I could never love you.

Why do you tease me, so much?

This room is unstable.

Be safe!

How much influence do you have?

Please, stop doing that.

You should make peace with your father.

I love summer in Australia.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

We are formal.

It's time to pack your bags.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

My life is over.

A girl needs money.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Someone's having a bad day.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Give me the spatula.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be an evangelist.

I want you to look at me.

Did you get lucky today?

You need me.

I'm going to need a mason.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'll get ready.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I never could make up my mind.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I have lost the will to live.

I volunteer to eat it!

The first thing to consider is safety.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I bet you know why I'm going.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Your eyes have turned black.

Leave it outside.

We need to fight.

Can I make magic?

We're going to need a screwdriver.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I can't find my badger anywhere.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You are a twit.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

We're gods.

When the lights go out, hide.

There is no accounting for tastes.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Did you eat last night?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I know math.

I want you to listen to me.

You are so nice to me.

Give me the kebab.

Take this with water.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

No one will ever know

I'm going to need a lot of help.

You're magnificent.

I'm the greatest mechanic on this planet

I want you to be adventurous.

Who left a frog in the office?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Give it here.

Let's watch the game

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

We need to stop.

A girl needs her own room.

It's not yours.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You are self-conscious.

I can offer you a job.

I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.

I feel clumsy.

How dare you laugh at me!

I should quit.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I knew you could see it through.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Open your heart.

I have to tell you about the Guinness.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

We're lucky.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You are my sunshine.

I love summer in Antarctica.

You burned it on purpose.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm the worst hotelier on this planet

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Show me the knife.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I want that kitten out of my house!

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I'm going to need an astronaut.

We're going to need a fork.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We need to go.

I could never hate you.

I'm a god.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Let's play

I want you to stop smelling me.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I see you let yourself in.

I can't find my cat anywhere.

Death is like a movie...

I have needs.

A boy needs love.

I never killed anyone.

Your tongue has turned red.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Can I make lemonade?

I know the future.

I knew you could fix it.

It's not safe.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I need to tell you about the drug dealer.

You can do this

Good luck!

We're ghosts.

Leave it here.

We're cursed.

I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.

Why do you love me, so much?

We're going to need an innkeeper.

My love, it's so expensive.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

I feel insecure.

This looks interesting.

Please, stop crying.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You should quit.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of beer...

You angel!

You're never going to get away with this!

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Someone's listening.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I want you to marry me.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I have to tell you about the sauna.

Can I make a plan?

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I want you to be articulate.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I am going to Easter.

Take the drink and die.

I can't find my zebra anywhere.

I need to tell you about Friday.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I'm the best senator who ever lived.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Life is like a lake...

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Don't wait to be asked.

It's your fault that the cat died.

You deserve this

I am inflamed.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

Give me the ball.

Your nose has turned white.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

I want that otter out of my life!

You should call your father.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I've reported it to mother.

You're under arrest!

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Whoop-whoop.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When the lights go out, start crying.

A boy needs his friends.

I'm going to need a fork.

We've only got one chance.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I can offer you a punch.

I heard weeping coming from the control room.

Hey, watch me smile.

Open the window.

I'm going to need a paleontologist.

My love, it's beautiful.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to be disorganized.

I have to tell you about the leprechaun.

I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

You never stop to think.

Am I dead, or not?

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Who left a Heineken in the cell?

Take this with you.

This room is haunted.

Show me the ukulele.

Let's watch TV!

It's time to brush your teeth.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I'm trying to save you.

I have a secret.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I know what to do.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I could never need you.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I want you to clean up after me.

Drop it here.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I've reported it to the President.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

I want you to stop tickling me.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

We're going to need a spoon.

Did you fart at work?

I feel frivolous.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can't find my short black anywhere.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I want that puppy out of my room!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I heard a howl coming from the armory.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You could never fascinate me.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a gravedigger.

A boy needs his grandfather.

You are my love.

I love winter in Spain.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

No one can ever know that I like you

This looks edible.

We need to close it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a physicist.

We're insignificant.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

You never smile.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Can I make a list?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I have to tell you about the pickle.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Please, don't drink that.

I could never want you.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I feel excited.

We're going to need a can opener.

I have the knife.

Take the piano and go.

You're going to pay!

Becoming rich is like tidying your room...

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