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If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's time to go to bed.

Did you get lucky just now?

Be safe!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

You should call your father.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

We're the same person.

Let's dance

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You can't have it.

I volunteer to go!

I'm trying to help.

This room is bugged.

Please, sit down.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Take the piano and die.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

How dare you look at me!

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I want you to betray me.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

You are an inspiration.

I can offer you a good price.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

You are athletic.

This looks odd.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you.

You are so good to me.

A boy needs his space.

Good morning!

I know the future.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Your lips have turned orange.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Don't get too close.

Someone's in here.

I never felt so alone.

I'm the greatest priest who ever lived.

Hey, watch me smile.

You're a ghost.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

I love autumn in Canada.

I want that monkey out of my car!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You never listen.

We need to order pizza.

Leave it alone.

Today is the day

You're insignificant.

I am going to the wedding.

I'm going to need a mason.

Stop, in the name of love.

You will always want me.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Open the bottle.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

It was your fault that the train was late.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Why do you hate me, so much?

Please, give up while you can.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

No one can ever know that I like you

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's giving me a headache.

I volunteer as tribute!

You know it.

I can offer you a piña colada.

I should vote.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Throw me the doll.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Can I make informed decisions?

I have the letter.

Don't upset your father, not now.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Be better!

I'm a ghost.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I need you.

You are considerate.

I never could make up my mind.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm trying to leave.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You're really something!

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

I want you to marry me.

Take the money and leave.

I can offer you a job.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Sound the alarm!

A boy needs his grandfather.

This room is haunted.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have 20-20 vision.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Reality is like a guitar...

Darling, it's so juicy.

She was unconscious when I found her.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I'm the only air traffic controller on this planet

My life matters.

Let's drink

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is a day to remember

I heard a noise coming from the library.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

It's not working.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I want that shark out of my life!

Drop it here.

Take this and pray.

You never sing anymore.

I am going to the grand opening.

Who left a cocktail in the office?

You're special.

You are so nice to me.

I feel frightened.

I've reported it to the press.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Children should be seen and not heard.

Be careful!

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You dropped it.

I know what to do.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

We've only got one option.

Can I make joy?

If you're done, we'll get started.

A boy needs his father.

I'll get ready.

I want you to be resourceful.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Just be yourself

Show me the cracker.

You are my favourite.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I have the will.

You despise me.

I want that goose out of my life!

When the party starts, start singing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Open sesame.

You devil!

Leave it outside.

We need to fight.

I want you to kill me.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

Cooking is good for the soul.

We're going to need a nanny.

Take this with water.

I'm the only executioner on this planet

Each to their own.

You're never going to get away with this!

You should write to your mother.

My love, it's alive.

You are not my son.

Please, stop laughing.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I feel curious.

You're going to need a hammer.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Who left a beer in the studio?

I have to tell you about the locksmith.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never have time for me.

No one can ever know the truth.

This looks nice.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

He was unconscious when I found him.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are an idiot.

I can't find my snail anywhere.

Sorry, I have to take this.

If you don't want it, put it back.

This is a stick up.

Take the piano and leave.

Can I make love?

You are so kind to me.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

This room is unstable.

It's not dead.

When the lights go out, hide.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

My life is cursed.

There is honour among thieves.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I'll be here, if you need me.

No one suspects a thing

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I volunteer myself!

I heard a sound coming from the chapel.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Your nose has turned orange.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Throw it here.

I want you to inspire me.

It's time to make lunch.

I just want a wine. What's wrong with that?

Someone's listening.

I feel ordinary.

I never really lived.

Delivery!

I am going to the party.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You're going to need a carver.

You want it.

We need to play.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Good night!

I'm the worst playwright on this planet

I am worried.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Take the money and die.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

I knew you could fix it.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You should write to your father.

Throw me the teddy bear.

I can't find my water anywhere.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I've reported it to the police.

I know math.

You made me cry on purpose.

How dare you laugh at me!

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I love you.

A boy needs boundaries.

We're going to need a lot of money.

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

You could never hate me.

It's not yours.

You're crazy.

I want you to be well-meaning.

Let's eat

Maybe no one will notice

I should quit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

This room is shrinking.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Take this with you.

Your tongue has turned white.

You are a thief.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want that cheetah out of my car!

We're ghosts.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

It's time to go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I'm trying to open it.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Someone's coming this way.

My life is a mystery.

We've only got one hope.

Did you fart today?

It's the singer not the song.

Your lips have turned pink.

I'll watch.

You're under arrest!

You can have it.

I want you to stop tickling me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Get ready for this.

Sleep is like a lake...

I need to tell you about the god.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

You are not my favourite.

Good luck!

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Plug it in here.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I am forthright.

Just try not to cry

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

How much influence do you have?

You should disown your father.

A boy needs his mother.

I'm going to need a taxidermist.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I have money.

I'm the greatest sailor on this planet

I can offer you a lemonade.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Give me the saw.

I should think about this.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

We're gods.

When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.

It's giving me hope.

You are my sunshine.

I see you know what to do.

Please, stop shouting.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I want you to cook for me.

My life is over.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You will always need me.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

We're magnificent.

Let's go

I'll sit on it.

You angel!

Life is like a picnic in the park...

It's now or never

I'm a god.

I could never need you.

This looks familiar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I'm going to need a botanist.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

You are a poet.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Who left a shovel in the bedroom?

We're going to need a can opener.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.

Running for office is like making bread...

I need to tell you about Thursday.

It's giving me grief.

I need to tell you about the chemist.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Give me the screwdriver.

I feel heroic.

Always put your best foot forward.

I have faith.

It's not mine.

I'm the best cheesemaker on this planet

Take this for luck.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Please, wait here.

I see you every day.

I can offer you a pickle.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Take the drink and leave.

Open the window.

You will always fascinate me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I never wanted this.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Death is like a movie...

Good grief!

We are certain.

Can I make peace?

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I have the knife.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Someone's locked the door.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I'm going to need a diplomat.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

How much money do you have?

I hate you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

It's giving me an error message.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

This looks interesting.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Hand me the guitar.

You are not my conscience.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You're magnificent.

You burned it on purpose.

You're going down!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want that chicken out of my house!

It's not alive.

You are my only hope.

Darling, it's dead.

I've reported it to the President.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I'm trying to forgive you.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Take the drink and die.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Leave it here.

We need to unite.

Get ready to run.

I know more than you realise.

You are a liar.

Having a child is like fixing a broken vase...

I need to tell you about the attic.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Can I make lunch?

I love autumn in Switzerland.

Don't just stand there.

I can offer you a burger.

I see you for who you are.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm the only bandit on this planet

I feel positive.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Throw me the apple.

Open it here.

I want you to clean up after me.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I am dejected.

You never do what I want.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Hey, watch me move.

I can't find my room anywhere.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I have the card.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I want you to be closed off.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You monster!

We're insignificant.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I'm going to need a singer.

You're a god.

Imagination is like a party...

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

Dating is like taking medicine...

I want you to stop following me.

I knew you could survive.

Please, don't take that.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

It's not heavy.

Your tongue has turned red.

I love winter in China.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can't find my duck anywhere.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are an artist.

Get ready to die.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You should protect your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I'm crazy.

My life means nothing.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I want you to document my trip to England.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I'm going to need a saw.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Let's watch TV!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I'm going to need a taxi-driver.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

I will always despise you.

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