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Leave it here.

Leave it alone.

Someone's watching us.

Please, give up while you can.

I want that cat out of my life!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a clerk.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

We're the same person.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I feel tense.

I'm the greatest judge on this planet

I want you to stop looking at me.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.

Let's watch the game

When the door opens, hide.

It's time to go to bed.

You are not my favourite.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Show no mercy

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

We're going to need a saw.

We've only got one hope.

This is a stick up.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I am going to Christmas.

I have time.

Don't get too close.

We're no good.

I knew you could see it through.

I never listened.

This looks edible.

I'm a ghost.

I despise you.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to be comfortable.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Don't upset your father, not now.

It's not heavy.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I'll be here, if you need me.

I volunteer as tribute!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

You are so good to me.

Can I make a mess?

Learning is like applying for a job...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You never do what I want.

I'm going to need a spin doctor.

You monster!

We need to make out.

I want you to kill me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I know math.

This room is unstable.

We're ghosts.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I have to tell you about the Mars.

You could never want me.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

Leave it until morning.

Who left an ukulele in the bathroom?

You are a handsome devil.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Fears are like marshmallows...

Get ready for this.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want that chimpanzee out of my house!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We are grief.

Take this for luck.

You should find your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Be safe!

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Someone's coming this way.

I've reported it to the press.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Your eyes have turned grey.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I should hide.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I am going to Easter.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

You're no good.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You're crazy!

My life means nothing.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

How dare you smile at me!

You're a ghost.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I see you came prepared.

My love, it's so shiny.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Delivery!

I want you to love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

It's not yours.

You never have time for me.

This is a fine ship

You are my reason for living.

I never could make up my mind.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This looks great.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We're going to need a drug dealer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Am I coming with you, or not?

Did you fart at work?

Let's dance

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.

Take the drink and die.

I love summer in Brazil.

I volunteer myself!

Who left a bagel in the pantry?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Show me the banana.

You hate me.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You are not my father.

You are a thief.

I am going to the wedding.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

We need to make better decisions.

Someone's listening.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I know more than you realise.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

You're a god.

All publicity is good publicity.

I'm lucky.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Be better!

No one can ever know how we did it.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I have the card.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Plug it in here.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Take this with water.

Get ready, or get out.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I can't find my cappuccino anywhere.

Open the window.

You're going to pay!

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm trying to open it.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Leave it to the professionals.

I never really lived.

Don't fool around.

This looks familiar.

A boy needs money.

You are presumptuous.

You are a poet.

I love fall in Canada.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm the only physician who ever lived.

Take the piano and die.

Getting married is like going to the fair...

Good morning!

It's not safe.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can offer you a pickle.

Failure is like a canvas...

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Hand me the slice of pizza.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to be dignified.

You can do this

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

This room is shrinking.

I'm going to need a rat catcher.

I see you let yourself in.

Alright, who left a donkey in the guest room?

When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.

Let's eat

You are so nice to me.

I feel brave.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

We need to make a plan.

How much luck do you have?

I need to tell you about the wedding.

This looks odd.

I will always hate you.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I'm going to need a fork.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You're never going to get away with this!

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You're crazy.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You are not my mother.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

You should listen to your mother.

Take this and pray.

You never say what you're thinking.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I can offer you a good price.

We've only got one bullet.

My life matters.

I have needs.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Falling in love is like making bread...

Can I make promises?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

It's not mine.

Good luck!

Be careful!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

He was unconscious when I found him.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Sorry, I have to take this.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

You are a twit.

You angel!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I am rational.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I have the letter.

I want you to stop loving me.

Get ready to run.

I never killed anyone.

I can offer you a punch.

I want you to be pure.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

You're going to need a governor.

You should ask for more money.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Throw me the umbrella.

Someone's in here.

Stop, in the name of love.

We need to order pizza.

You won't find it.

I feel ticklish.

I want that raccoon out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Don't just stand there.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

We're insignificant.

Sound the alarm!

We've only got one life.

I could never need you.

Please, stop smoking.

You are my only hope.

Who left an ukulele in the living room?

Your ears have turned yellow.

Open sesame.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

You are a liar.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I have faith.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Your nose has turned white.

You're really something!

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Today is the day

Good night!

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

When the bell rings, hide.

I love winter in Germany.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have the gun.

You're going to need a bandit.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Throw me the pickle.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me smile.

Take the piano and go.

I am escapist.

You're going to need a fork.

I want you to look at me.

This is the right time to be happy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I see you have done this before.

It's giving me hope.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

We need to close it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

You never stop to think.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

This looks peculiar.

Dammit, who left a beer in the walk-in freezer?

If you're done, we'll get started.

You are not my daughter.

I want you to be reliable.

You need me.

This is a fine mess

I know who you are.

You're insignificant.

Get ready to laugh.

A girl needs her father.

Don't ask any questions.

You are a hero.

I feel excited.

I have a secret.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Am I dead, or not?

No one can ever know the truth.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

All's well that ends well

I heard a voice coming from the sauna.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I knew you could live like this.

Take this with you.

We should hide.

Hand me the apple.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I could never love you.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I'm the greatest director on this planet

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I'll open it.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

My life is cursed.

It's not going to fit.

Give it here.

I can't find my goose anywhere.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

My love, it's dead.

You need it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

You're coming with me!

You are my teacher.

Be yourself!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I want you to be self-critical.

I see you every day.

We're going to need a hammer.

I can offer you a banana.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Who left a horse in the stable?

It's time to make lunch.

You could never fascinate me.

Your cheeks have turned green.

Can I make time?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You devil!

I want you to stop blaming me.

Did you get lucky just now?

Death is like a beautiful melody...

Someone's having a bad day.

You're magnificent.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

It's not open.

I love summer in Spain.

Ha-cha-cha.

Get ready to dance.

I'm going to need an author.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Am I under arrest, or not?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It was your fault that the crops died.

I feel cowardly.

A girl needs money.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

This room is bugged.

You're going to need a lot of money.

You should ask your father.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

You can have it.

I know what to do.

I'm the only knight who ever lived.

I want you to cook for me.

I see you are thinking.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

You're going to need a spatula.

Give me the umbrella.

I've reported it to mother.

You are my inspiration.

I am incensed.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Take the money and die.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

Your lips have turned brown.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Darling, it's dead.

You will always hate me.

Dancing is good for the soul.

It's giving me a headache.

Please, listen to me.

We've only got one of these.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

I'll sit on it.

Hey, watch me leave.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

When the party starts, start singing.

This looks interesting.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

You're weird.

I want that octopus out of my room!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to be softheaded.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You are so mean to me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I want you to help me.

Okay, who left a deer in the basement?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You should make peace with your mother.

You broke it.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Can I make lemonade?

It's not for sale.

I have lost the will to live.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Your eyes have turned white.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I am going to the funeral.

Throw me the ball.

Put it here.

You are my love.

I'm the only painter who ever lived.

I'm going to need a journalist.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

No one suspects a thing

This is the worst time to be happy.

Beauty is only skin deep.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I love summer in America.

I see you smiling.

We're cursed.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Open your heart.

I never hurt anybody.

Your face has turned stripey.

I want that crab out of my house!

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I'm a god.

Don't wait to be asked.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We're gods.

Dating is like turning on a faucet...

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Life is like a party...

I know where you were.

It was your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

I'm the best candlemaker who ever lived.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

I have the will.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

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