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I am suspicious.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Take this for luck.
We're gods.
I'm trying to care.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I will always love you.
Open it here.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
When I was little, I wanted to be a knight.
Give me the bagel.
Get ready to laugh.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to stop questioning me.
This is a day to remember
Please, don't drink that.
Your face has turned stripey.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
My love, it's alive.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
A girl needs money.
This looks great.
I love spring in Germany.
We need to stop.
You know it.
I want that elephant out of my room!
Don't fool around.
You are so mean to me.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
You are a godsend.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Good morning!
The first thing to consider is safety.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
My life matters.
Take the piano and go.
I have time.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I see you have done this before.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I have the scroll.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I need to tell you about the spring-roll.
How dare you laugh at me!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I never hurt anybody.
This is the worst time to be here.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
If you're done, we'll get started.
No one can ever know what we did.
You're going to need a wizard.
I feel resentful.
I've reported it to the President.
Be yourself!
Let's go
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I'm the greatest captain who ever lived.
I am desolate.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm a ghost.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Who left a merlot in the barn?
When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.
You're magnificent.
You will always fascinate me.
We're the same person.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I am going to the wedding.
Freedom is like a lake...
Your tongue has turned black.
Hey, watch me leave.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Take this and pray.
You are not my daughter.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
It's time to go.
Show me the bike.
You should write to your father.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I want you to stop lying to me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You can have it.
You're going to need a shovel.
I volunteer as tribute!
We need to order pizza.
Leave it until morning.
Someone's having a bad day.
I'll be here, if you need me.
You never smile.
I know what happened.
You angel!
I want you to stop me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Take the money and leave.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Be careful!
No one can ever know that I can dance.
This is a fine ship
I love fall in Hong Kong.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You are a twit.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm trying to leave.
How much time do you have?
This looks interesting.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
This is the worst time to be angry.
It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.
I could never want you.
You are my mother.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I want to tell you about the dictator.
Let's play
You're going to need a builder.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I should quit.
Why do you love me, so much?
Am I dead, or not?
Take this with you.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's time to go to bed.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Your face has turned grey.
We're alone in the universe.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
No one will ever know
I am going to the grand opening.
You could never need me.
Give me the ball.
I have the card.
You are not my type.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
We're going to need a saw.
You should call your father.
I want you to be grief.
I want you to listen to me.
I feel ordinary.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm the greatest physicist on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a marine.
Leave it to the professionals.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You lost it.
How dare you smile at me!
Get ready to run.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
We need to make better decisions.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
You monster!
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I can offer you a lemonade.
You are so good to me.
You're going down!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
I'll open it.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I knew you could turn things around.
Take the piano and die.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have 20-20 vision.
I should start a business.
This looks nice.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want that cat out of my life!
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Your nose has turned black.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I have the will.
I need you.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Show me the celery stick.
Please, be careful.
I never gave up hope.
Open the bottle.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
This room is haunted.
Can I make dessert?
I want you to be sly.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
Delivery!
Today is the day
I am going to Christmas.
No one can ever know the truth.
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Let's watch TV!
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I am fearful.
Throw it here.
Who left a knife in the lobby?
You never say what you're thinking.
I see you every day.
You're a god.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I heard a howl coming from the sauna.
A boy needs his mother.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Good grief!
It's giving me grief.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I'm no good.
We need to play.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Darling, it's beautiful.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm trying to win.
Your lips have turned grey.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm going to need a pirate.
I can offer you a good price.
Ha-cha-cha.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Show me the can opener.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I want you to betray me.
I love winter in Brazil.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We've only got one option.
Hey, watch me smile.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
Sound the alarm!
I want you to be messy.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're never going to get away with this!
It's time to brush your teeth.
Who left an ukulele in the basement?
This is the right time to be here.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I have powers.
I want that sheep out of my house!
Be safe!
I am frightened.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I will always despise you.
Time to shine
Dating is like writing a memo...
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you a Guinness.
My love, it's delicious.
Good night!
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Motivation is like a picnic at the beach...
Leave it alone.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
Open the door.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Your face has turned green.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Did you get lucky at work?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Throw me the guitar.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
A girl needs discipline.
You never stop to think.
I want you to kiss me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a technician.
I love summer in Japan.
Someone's watching us.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
You're cursed.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Thoughts are like chocolate...
You are so kind to me.
My life means nothing.
Hey, watch me dance.
I see you know what to do.
You can't have it.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I heard a noise coming from the guest room.
You are my daughter.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You are a poet.
Whoop-whoop.
I have lost the will to live.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I've reported it to mother.
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to be pathetic.
You should ask your father.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm going to need a detective.
Alright, who left a shovel in the basement?
I'll watch.
You are not my favourite.
Winners don't quit
I feel playful.
I just want an orange juice. What's wrong with that?
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
We need to go.
You're really something!
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You won't find it.
You burned it on purpose.
We're ghosts.
It's giving me hope.
You could never want me.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I can offer you a carrot.
You should pay the bill.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Someone's in here.
Leave it here.
I never killed anyone.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I can offer you a job.
Can I make it through?
Your ears have turned orange.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I love winter in France.
I want you to cook for me.
Throw me the can opener.
I'm a god.
It's not going to fit.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
When the bell rings, start singing.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
How dare you look at me!
You are a hero.
We're going to need a hammer.
I'll wait here.
I have the letter.
We are depressed.
I feel frustrated.
You should protect your father.
I've reported it to the police.
You never sing anymore.
I will always need you.
Okay, who left a celery stick in the bedroom?
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're crazy!
You will always love me.
My life is cursed.
This looks wrong.
I want you to stop tricking me.
We need to close it.
I am going to Easter.
My love, it's so expensive.
I have to tell you about the wizard.
You dropped it.
A boy needs his space.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Put it here.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
How much money do you have?
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I see you came prepared.
I want you to be uneasy.
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's not safe.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I need to tell you about Monday.
I never listened.
It's time to pack your bags.
We've only got one of these.
Get ready for this.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
I want that otter out of my room!
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Having a child is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Please, stop crying.
I want you to marry me.
I will always hate you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I'm the worst entrepreneur on this planet
You're weird.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Pleasure is like a forest...
You should disown your father.
Take the money and die.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I feel adventurous.
Someone's listening.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Can I make magic?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Throw me the umbrella.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
This is crazy
I'll sit on it.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When the lights go out, start singing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
It's not working.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
We're going to need an executioner.
You broke it.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You're a ghost.
I know who you are.
This looks odd.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I can offer you a Coke.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
You're going to need a wrench.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
Drop it here.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
You despise me.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Please, tell me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This room is unstable.
I am going to the funeral.
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to be creative.
Don't get too close.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I feel at ease.
I want that raccoon out of my room!
I want you to clean up after me.
I'm the greatest busker who ever lived.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You never have time for me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'll get ready.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You are not my son.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You want it.
I can offer you an ale.
Take the drink and go.
Show no mercy
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
It's not right.
I want you.
I love spring in Spain.
This is a stick up.
I have money.
We've only got one chance.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Open the window.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I have the poem.
It's time to make lunch.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Please, wait here.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
I am infuriated.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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