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Find some proof that I fooled you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

It's your fault that the train was late.

Give it here.

You never have time for me.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Get ready to run.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want that sheep out of my room!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Be safe!

It was your fault that the game sucked.

My life is cursed.

Sound the alarm!

Did you fart at work?

I need to tell you about the funeral.

Fears are like chocolate...

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to be humorous.

You're a ghost.

I can't find my Mountain Dew anywhere.

We need to make out.

Open the curtains.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I know math.

Please, stop shouting.

I want you to stop looking at me.

We're the same person.

You're going to need a sailor.

Take this for luck.

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

It's not alive.

Give me the bagel.

We are romantic.

Don't get too close.

I see you came prepared.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Knitting is good for the soul.

You want it.

I'm trying to leave.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Darling, it's delicious.

I will always need you.

I never killed anyone.

You should go to the police.

No one can ever know the truth.

This looks odd.

You devil!

This room is haunted.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Can I make the world better?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Your ears have turned orange.

I'll keep guard.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I want you to cook for me.

We're weird.

Life is like a mountain...

I volunteer as tribute!

Leave it here.

You are a hero.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Finding a job is like doing chores...

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Good morning!

I feel secretive.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

We've only got one hope.

You are not my type.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I am going to Christmas.

I see you let yourself in.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

You are so kind to me.

I want that horse out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your tongue has turned pink.

Be yourself!

Open the door.

Please, don't touch that.

I am contradictory.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You could never want me.

Don't wait to be asked.

You're going to pay!

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You should protect your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Your lips have turned red.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'm a god.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

A boy needs his space.

I've reported it to the press.

I have faith.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

My life is over.

Darling, it's so shiny.

You are my reason for living.

I'm trying to help.

I want you to be sensitive.

I'm the best fortune-teller who ever lived.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

You won't find it.

Hand me the spring-roll.

When the door opens, start crying.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is a fine mess

I see you have done this before.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Someone's having a bad day.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I never wanted to die.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Leave it alone.

It was your fault that the crops died.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Ha-cha-cha.

I feel keen.

We're insignificant.

I have the will.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.

Open the window.

You're crazy!

You will always need me.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

We should pay the bill.

Please, look at me.

Good grief!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

No one suspects a thing

Don't just stand there.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You are a liar.

This looks bad.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Who left a kite in the lobby?

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

No one can ever know that I like you

I want you to listen to me.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

You are so mean to me.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I know what to do.

Let's dance

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a bagel.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I want you to be perceptive.

We're going to need a botanist.

I volunteer to eat it!

Take the drink and go.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Am I under arrest, or not?

This room is shrinking.

I can't find my fly anywhere.

I've reported it to the President.

You are intelligent.

You should call your father.

Someone's locked the door.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

I'll get ready.

Leave it to the professionals.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

She was unconscious when I found her.

My love, it's beautiful.

Mercy is like a piano...

Show me the shovel.

I feel confident.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Beauty is only skin deep.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to clean up after me.

Take this with you.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's giving me grief.

Open it here.

You are a thief.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Who left a beer in the cloakroom?

We're ghosts.

I'm the greatest goldsmith who ever lived.

No one can ever know what we did.

This looks familiar.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I never really lived.

It's not safe.

You're insignificant.

I know more than you realise.

We are gallant.

A girl needs love.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

You never smile.

I am going to the wedding.

Please, stop crying.

Patience is a virtue

You're going down!

You angel!

I want to tell you about the hydra.

I see you are thinking.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ornithologist.

Whoop-whoop.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Take the money and go.

My life matters.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Don't ask any questions.

I feel annoyed.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Justice is like a bar of soap...

Can I make jelly?

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to help me.

We should think about this.

I can offer you a job.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I'll open it.

You are so good to me.

This is a stick up.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You are not my father.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You need it.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Give me the teddy bear.

The bigger, the better.

I'm special.

I knew you could fix it.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to stop questioning me.

It's not appropriate.

We're gods.

I heard a noise coming from the stable.

You are idiosyncratic.

You're going to need a wrench.

This looks peculiar.

You should make peace with your father.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to be wealthy.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I want you to document my trip to India.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

You are my father.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You monster!

Good night!

Leave it until morning.

You're going to need a composer.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I know who you are.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Take the piano and go.

You made me cry on purpose.

I can offer you a good price.

I never hurt anybody.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

Take this with water.

I want you to read to me.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

You are so nice to me.

I'm the greatest factory worker on this planet

You are a poet.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

You will always hate me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

You're going to need a shovel.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Okay, who left a crab in the guest room?

I can offer you a muffin.

Why do you love me, so much?

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Money is the root of all evil.

You can't have it.

You're cursed.

You deserve this

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Can I make it better?

Let's play

This is the right time to be happy.

Your eyes have turned brown.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It was your fault that the bus was late.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I see you know what to do.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You could never hate me.

This room is unstable.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to look at me.

Open the bottle.

No one can ever know that I was here.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's time to pack your bags.

I am going to Easter.

I want that dog out of my room!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I'm the only private detective on this planet

We should hide.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'll sit on it.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I feel cautious.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Don't fool around.

I can offer you a fishcake.

Please, be careful.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

No one can ever know that you survived.

This looks great.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want you to stop tickling me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Get ready to laugh.

You're a god.

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

My love, it's so juicy.

I can't find my duck anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

I've reported it to the police.

When the lights go out, start crying.

You're alone in the universe.

I despise you.

I have the gun.

My life means nothing.

I want you to betray me.

Dating is like taking a bath...

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I have money.

You want me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I feel independent.

You are not my conscience.

You should call your mother.

I want that rat out of my house!

We should ask for more money.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We need to make a plan.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Death is like a violin...

Don't upset your mother, not now.

We've only got one bullet.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I want you to be unlucky.

Give me the croissant.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I have to tell you about Monday.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Let's watch TV!

Someone's listening.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I volunteer myself!

Take the piano and leave.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I am distracted.

I know the future.

I'm the worst sheriff who ever lived.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I have the scroll.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I love spring in England.

Just be yourself

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

You despise me.

Open sesame.

You are an inspiration.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I should start a business.

I want you to love me.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I see you every day.

I can offer you a Red Bull.

I need you.

Who left a dinosaur in the basement?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

Throw me the chicken wing.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

It's not ready.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

Get ready to dance.

You burned it on purpose.

You never call me.

I want you to be frightened.

Your ego is like a river...

I have to tell you about the goblin.

I'm magnificent.

Your lips have turned stripey.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Your face has turned pink.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I want that crab out of my car!

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

East is east, and west is west.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Open your heart.

You know it.

I feel offended.

We're going to need an astronaut.

This looks suspicious.

We are rejected.

Can I make a decision?

You should write to your father.

Leave it outside.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I heard a voice coming from the barn.

Today is the day

I knew you could open it.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I could never love you.

When the door opens, start singing.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.

A boy needs boundaries.

Get ready for this.

Your eyes have turned blue.

You're amazing!

No one can ever know that I like to dance

It's not open.

I'm insignificant.

I am going to the funeral.

Who left a cocktail in the stable?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I want you to hold me.

I want you to be faithful.

Throw me the muffin.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Compassion is like an ocean...

No one can ever know that I survived.

We are eloquent.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Drop it here.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I'll get it.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Let's go

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

Finding a job is like writing a job application...

I'm trying to save you.

I love summer in Germany.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You can have it.

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