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Give me the hammer.

You're insignificant.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I volunteer to go!

You never smile.

Hey, watch me smile.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Leave it until morning.

My life is cursed.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to stop questioning me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You lost it.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I'm a god.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Someone's watching us.

You're going to need a lot of water.

You're going to need an inventor.

I never listened.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

A boy needs his own room.

Darling, it's delicious.

When the bell rings, hide.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I can't find my long white anywhere.

It's not right.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

How dare you laugh at me!

Am I coming with you, or not?

Eating is good for the soul.

Take the money and die.

I see you know what to do.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I want you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Take this for luck.

I know what happened.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Open the door.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

This is the worst time to be amused.

You are not my mother.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's giving me hope.

I have powers.

You are my favourite.

We are nervous.

Can I make popcorn?

I want you to be scornful.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Please, sit down.

I am going to the party.

You're under arrest!

This is a fine ship

You want me.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You angel!

Delivery!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You are so good to me.

I knew you could see it through.

I feel thrilled.

You never stop to think.

We're special.

I'm a ghost.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Stop, in the name of love.

Get ready, or get out.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Be yourself!

Good morning!

This room is shrinking.

Your lips have turned green.

I never gave up hope.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We're gods.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

I love winter in Ireland.

You are an inspiration.

I'm the best bartender on this planet

No one can ever know that I like you

A boy needs boundaries.

I should hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Darling, it's alive.

I want you to stop loving me.

I need you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

Hey, watch me move.

I'm trying to understand.

Let's drink

You're going to pay!

Leave it alone.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just do what I do.

Don't fool around.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

This is a day to remember

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Can I make friends?

I want you to be perplexed.

Show me the ball.

I want that otter out of my room!

You are my father.

It's time to pack your bags.

Did you get lucky today?

Your hopes are like chocolate...

You could never hate me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Someone's listening.

I want you to listen to me.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Your face has turned orange.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

This looks suspicious.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Good grief!

I'm cursed.

I knew you could survive.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Get ready to dance.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I have money.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

I am going to the grand opening.

You should find your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We're ghosts.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I'm going to need a criminal.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I love spring in Switzerland.

I volunteer as tribute!

Sound the alarm!

You never call me.

I should pay the bill.

I never wanted to die.

I will always love you.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I see you let yourself in.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want that fish out of my house!

I can offer you a good price.

Drop it here.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

This room is unstable.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

No one suspects a thing

I'm going to need a hammer.

I need to tell you about the guest room.

We've only got one chance.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Don't just stand there.

I'm the greatest magician who ever lived.

You're going down!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I feel suspicious.

I'm trying to help.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You should find your father.

Show me the saw.

A boy needs money.

We're lucky.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Please, give up while you can.

Who left a doll in the cloakroom?

Hey, watch me dance.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to marry me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You are my daughter.

You found it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Get ready to laugh.

You never have time for me.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Did you fart today?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I've reported it to mother.

I'll sit on it.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I could never love you.

I have the card.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

This looks wrong.

Be safe!

I never killed anyone.

You're going to need a make-up artist.

I have time.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You will always need me.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

It's not appropriate.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Whatever happens, don't panic

How much money do you have?

You're a ghost.

We're going to need a fork.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Put it here.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I'm no good.

It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You should protect your mother.

Someone's coming this way.

You are not my daughter.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Good night!

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

Take this and pray.

You are competitive.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

We should hide.

Can I make music?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I know where you were.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

You are my son.

Don't get too close.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Sleep is like a bar of soap...

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I need to tell you about the candy-bar.

You never listen.

We've only got one option.

Did you eat last night?

I want that hippopotamus out of my room!

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

Who left a chocolate milk in the library?

You're weird.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

Hey, watch me leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I want you to hold me.

This is the right time to be alone.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

A boy needs confidence.

I'll watch.

You are an artist.

I want you to be thorough.

I have needs.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We are hostile.

I could never need you.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

Someone's in here.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

You are so mean to me.

I've reported it to the press.

You should make peace with your father.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

We're going to need a shepherd.

You are not my favourite.

I feel happy.

We need to help each other.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Please, stop crying.

It's giving me a headache.

I love autumn in Spain.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I know what to do.

It has to work

Open the window.

I'm the only swimmer who ever lived.

You are a godsend.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm weird.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

Falling in love is like fixing the TV...

You broke the vase on purpose.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Why do you tease me, so much?

We're going to need a spoon.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Whoop-whoop.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I've reported it to the police.

I need to tell you about the kebab.

I see you smiling.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You are so kind to me.

Don't ask any questions.

It's not yours.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

We've only got one hope.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

I want that spider out of my room!

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You're a god.

Can I make better choices?

Show me the skateboard.

We're going to need a lot of water.

Let's watch TV!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Please, remain silent.

Did you fart while I was away?

You could never despise me.

You are single-minded.

You're amazing!

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Get ready to run.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

We're going to need a hammer.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You monster!

Darling, it's beautiful.

I have faith.

I can offer you a job.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

You can't have it.

Marriages are made in heaven.

I want you to stop following me.

I'm trying to win.

Leave it here.

I volunteer myself!

Don't wait to be asked.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I can offer you a cider.

When the lights go out, hide.

Can I make sushi?

Take the money and go.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You are a genius.

A boy needs his friends.

Fears are like chocolate...

I want you to love me.

My life means nothing.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

We're going to need a sailor.

I want you to be humorous.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

You are my mother.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I am steely.

I heard a noise coming from the lounge room.

I want that monkey out of my room!

You're going to need a shovel.

It's not the right size.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Please, listen to me.

Show no mercy

We need to close it.

This room is bugged.

I am going to Easter.

You devil!

Open it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a peddlar.

Hand me the candy-bar.

Someone's locked the door.

Take this with water.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I love spring in Spain.

Who left a fly in the studio?

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

You're crazy.

Be careful!

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I feel content.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Get ready to die.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I see you every day.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I volunteer to eat it!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I am stiff.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

A boy needs a job.

Can I make it through?

I want that turtle out of my room!

It was my fault that the lights went out.

I want to tell you about Friday.

It's not tight enough.

I'm going to need a messenger.

Let's play

Someone's having a bad day.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

We need to stay.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

You are so nice to me.

You are my inspiration.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

This is a stick up.

It's going to be okay

You need me.

I know math.

I feel cowardly.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop smelling me.

I'll get ready.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

We're weird.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I love summer in France.

Your face has turned stripey.

When I was little, I wanted to be an explorer.

I want you to read to me.

Please, wait here.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You're going to need a lot of help.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I have lost the will to live.

Take this with you.

Can I make a difference?

Why do you love me, so much?

You never take me seriously.

I have to tell you about the basement.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You can have it.

You're never going to get away with this!

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I want that kangaroo out of my room!

This looks familiar.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Winners don't quit

It's not ready.

I'm the greatest chef who ever lived.

Give me the can opener.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

This is a fine mess

It was my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I want you to be foolish.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

We need to order pizza.

I despise you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

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