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Open the curtains.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're really something!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You're a god.

Leave it here.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

This is a stick up.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

When I was little, I wanted to be a sculptor.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I heard a voice coming from the control room.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to be sober.

Leave it outside.

Dying is like opening a gift...

Don't upset the apple-cart.

You can't have it.

We're going to need a fork.

You are my daughter.

Someone's having a bad day.

I should start a business.

We're insignificant.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I volunteer myself!

Let's get it

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I see you are thinking.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You should protect your father.

Can I make love?

Alright, who left an ukulele in the stable?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'll keep guard.

We're gods.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Why do you love me, so much?

No one suspects a thing

This room is bugged.

I feel hurt.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I'm trying to win.

I'm the only mortician on this planet

I love autumn in Australia.

We've only got one hope.

We need to go.

Good grief!

I could never want you.

You never say what you're thinking.

Take the drink and leave.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

My life is over.

It's time to pack your bags.

I am grief.

You monster!

Hey, watch me smile.

I have powers.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You are so good to me.

The truth is like a guitar...

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

How dare you laugh at me!

Please, don't move.

We're going to need a priest.

Did you fart just now?

When I was little, I wanted to be a magistrate.

You could never despise me.

You're going to pay!

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's giving me an error message.

Take this with you.

I want you to help me.

Get ready to run.

You're going to need a shovel.

This looks suspicious.

We're weird.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Okay, who left a hammer in the lobby?

I am going to Christmas.

Let's eat

I want you to stop loving me.

Hand me the umbrella.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

No one can ever know what we did.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We should pay the bill.

You are a twit.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

Sound the alarm!

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I'll help.

A boy needs money.

I want that bird out of my house!

I need to tell you about the Powerade.

I feel comfortable.

Don't fool around.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I've reported it to the President.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're the same person.

I'm trying to save you.

I want you to be fatigued.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Leave it alone.

Put it here.

My life matters.

You should write to your father.

I knew you could turn things around.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I have the letter.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

This room is haunted.

It's not mine.

I'm a god.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Laughing is good for the soul.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I never listened.

We're going to need a spoon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

You angel!

A problem shared is a problem halved.

I love fall in Australia.

Your cheeks have turned green.

When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.

I volunteer to eat it!

You're lucky.

You are not my son.

It's time to go to bed.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Dare to dream

Did you eat last night?

Take the drink and die.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to clean up after me.

You are so kind to me.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Delivery!

You're under arrest!

My love, it's so expensive.

This is a fine ship

I need to tell you about the cobbler.

You are a liar.

Stop, in the name of love.

I am intent.

I see you for who you are.

It was your fault that the train was late.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

It's not appropriate.

Can I make an impression?

I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.

Be yourself!

I want that cat out of my house!

You crashed the car on purpose.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Please, sit down.

I've reported it to Interpol.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I'm the greatest actor on this planet

I feel frightened.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I'm a ghost.

Good night!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I know who you are.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I'll be here, if you need me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Someone's in here.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I will always need you.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Give me the screwdriver.

Maybe no one will notice

Your ego is like a movie...

It's giving me hope.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Who left a wine in the barn?

I have the need, the need for speed.

You devil!

You're coming with me!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I have faith.

It was my fault that the cat died.

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

This looks wrong.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I am tearful.

I love summer in Spain.

No one can ever know that I survived.

A girl needs love.

Get ready to laugh.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I feel generous.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

You hate me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I want that octopus out of my room!

I am going to Easter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

You never listen.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm weird.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

When the door opens, start crying.

Darling, it's so expensive.

You're going to need a sheriff.

Can I make it work?

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I never could make up my mind.

I'm the worst chef who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You should go to the police.

I volunteer to go!

You deserve this

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Plug it in here.

Let's watch TV!

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Your eyes have turned green.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

I have needs.

I heard a noise coming from the dining room.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

You're going to need a saw.

Who left a kite in the control room?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Open your heart.

I have the poem.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

It's not alive.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

No one can ever know how we did it.

We're going to need a juggler.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You could never hate me.

You're magnificent.

Get ready to dance.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

How dare you smile at me!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want that swan out of my car!

Dying is like doing housework...

You should disown your father.

I feel weird.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

I want you to kill me.

I want you to be predatory.

You are unpatriotic.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I'm the greatest gardener who ever lived.

Today is the day

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Can I make breakfast?

I hate you.

You won't find it.

Let's dance

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

We need to order pizza.

Don't get too close.

When the door opens, start singing.

I am going to the wedding.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

Whoop-whoop.

Be safe!

We're going to need a knife.

Take the piano and go.

Your face has turned blue.

This room is unstable.

Open sesame.

Give it here.

Who left a spoon in the waiting room?

You never smile.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I love fall in America.

Okay. Just do what I do.

It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.

How dare you look at me!

I can offer you a bagel.

We should go to the police.

Take this and pray.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I want you to be eager.

My love, it's so shiny.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I'm crazy.

I want you to read to me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Give credit where credit is due.

This looks peculiar.

You will always hate me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Let's watch the game

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You can have it.

I know the future.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I will always want you.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are a genius.

I have time.

I never loved you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I'll get ready.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are sure.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

It's not in.

Drop it here.

Victory is like a river...

Can I make it fun?

Good luck!

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

It's your fault that the cat died.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Be careful!

We need to stop.

You should call your father.

You are not my mother.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

All's well that ends well

You should vote.

I want you to love me.

I love winter in France.

Don't wait to be asked.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

Who left a saw in the corridor?

You're going to need a spin doctor.

Please, give up while you can.

Take this with water.

I'll get it.

I can offer you a job.

I want you to be monstrous.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Give me the apple.

This is a day to remember

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We're ghosts.

Still waters run deep.

I'm the only monk who ever lived.

I am going to the grand opening.

Falling in love is like turning on a radio...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Don't upset your father, not now.

I feel miserable.

I can offer you a croissant.

This looks bad.

Can I make laughter?

I have lost the will to live.

A boy needs a job.

Hey, watch me move.

Did you fart this morning?

You are so nice to me.

I know more than you realise.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Please, stand.

You're a ghost.

No one can ever know that I like you

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

It has to work

I never felt so alone.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

I want you to document my trip to England.

I love winter in Brazil.

You are uncooperative.

You could never need me.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

We need to make better decisions.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I have to tell you about the god.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I'm going to need a miner.

Take this for luck.

Your tongue has turned orange.

This is a fine mess

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I knew you could open it.

You're going to need a fork.

I've reported it to the press.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I see you came prepared.

Let's play

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Take the piano and leave.

I'm the greatest inventor who ever lived.

I heard laughter coming from the guest room.

Someone's listening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I'm trying to care.

I know what to do.

Throw it here.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

I can offer you an icecream.

We're lucky.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I want you to be egocentric.

I feel wonderful.

It's giving me a headache.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

It's your fault that the train was late.

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

Please, stop laughing.

I'm going to need a model.

You should write to your mother.

You never sing anymore.

How much money do you have?

No one can ever know that I like to dance

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

A girl needs her grandfather.

We need to open it.

It's not going to fit.

I have the knife.

I want you to listen to me.

Leave it until morning.

Good morning!

I need to tell you about the the submarine.

You're never going to get away with this!

We are sure.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

You need it.

You burned it on purpose.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

Can I make history?

Okay, who left a spring-roll in the bedroom?

You're going to need a knife.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'll listen.

Please, listen to me.

You are my mother.

We're going to need a chief of police.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Did you fart today?

You're crazy.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Am I dead, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I am going to the funeral.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

Someone's locked the door.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This is the worst time to be happy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

Hey, watch me dance.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

I want you to stop believing in me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You should ask your father.

We need to play.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

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