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Someone's in here.
We're magnificent.
It's your fault that the crops died.
My life is cursed.
You should ask your father.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
You need it.
This is a stick up.
This room is shrinking.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
It's time to pack your bags.
I've reported it to mother.
You're never going to get away with this!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
It's giving me hope.
Your lips have turned grey.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Open the curtains.
Don't get too close.
We're gods.
If you don't want it, put it back.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We're going to need a tax collector.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I will always need you.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
It was your fault that the train was late.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
This is the right time to be here.
I know the future.
You monster!
Take the money and die.
A boy needs confidence.
I never wanted this.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to inspire me.
How dare you laugh at me!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are a hero.
You could never fascinate me.
Hey, watch me smile.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We should vote.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Please, don't touch that.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I feel bitter.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
I knew you could open it.
We are impressive.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I can offer you a merlot.
I want that pony out of my life!
You are my favourite.
You should ask your mother.
Don't throw good money after bad.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Take this and pray.
I volunteer to go!
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Okay. Just do what I do.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Open it here.
This looks suspicious.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I have the poem.
You dropped it.
I am going to the party.
Delivery!
I'm a god.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
We need to break up.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
This is a day to remember
I want you to be frightened.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I can't find my house anywhere.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
Show me the chair.
Get ready to laugh.
We're going to need an engineer.
How dare you smile at me!
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I never killed anyone.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I can offer you a good price.
You are so kind to me.
We're the same person.
I'm trying to help.
Your nose has turned red.
All's well that ends well
I love summer in China.
Someone's having a bad day.
No one can ever know that I was here.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Don't just stand there.
Who left a fish in the office?
You're crazy!
If you're done, we'll get started.
I have faith.
Let's get it
It's time to make lunch.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chauffeur.
I want that lizard out of my car!
We're alone in the universe.
I see you smiling.
You are not my daughter.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You are a twit.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I will always want you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Take this with you.
Life begins at forty.
Please, give up while you can.
We're going to need a lot of water.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You should disown your father.
You never do what I want.
You're a ghost.
Open the window.
I know what to do.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I knew you could survive.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
They know it was me
Leave it alone.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
You are so mean to me.
My love, it's beautiful.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I feel confident.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I want you to be airy.
Sound the alarm!
You can't have it.
We need to fight.
Throw me the wrench.
It's giving me a headache.
Take the drink and go.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I love winter in Brazil.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Get ready to dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Who left a bike in the corridor?
I see you every day.
I am going to the funeral.
I'll sit on it.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are cheating.
You love me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want that lion out of my house!
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
We should go to the police.
We're going to need a saw.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Can I make better choices?
You're a god.
I'm the only minister on this planet
I volunteer to eat it!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I have to tell you about the deputy.
I know math.
Be safe!
It's time to brush your teeth.
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't wait to be asked.
Whatever happens, don't panic
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Your tongue has turned orange.
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
I knew you could see it through.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I love spring in Ireland.
You should call your mother.
You won't find it.
Leave it until morning.
We're going to need a pharmacist.
Let's drink
Good morning!
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
It's not in.
Please, don't drink that.
This looks familiar.
I'm trying to open it.
Why do you love me, so much?
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You are uncooperative.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I see you for who you are.
I hate you.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You are my teacher.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Hey, watch me leave.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We're lucky.
I want that zebra out of my house!
You should vote.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
A boy needs discipline.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I want you to hold me.
Show me the doll.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to be ravenous.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I have a secret.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I never gave up hope.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Your tongue has turned pink.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
We've only got one of these.
I am going to Easter.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
Someone's locked the door.
This is a fine mess
Darling, it's so shiny.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Good grief!
Be yourself!
This room is haunted.
This looks peculiar.
I heard laughter coming from the cell.
You're going to need a minister.
You deserve this
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You fascinate me.
I'll help.
Stop, in the name of love.
I can offer you a Schnapps.
We need to open it.
You're really something!
You are a liar.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
I want that shark out of my car!
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
A boy needs boundaries.
I'm the worst scientist on this planet
How dare you look at me!
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to Interpol.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I could never need you.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Can I make each day count?
Open sesame.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I feel serene.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Don't ask any questions.
Take this with water.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Hopes are like spaghetti...
We're ghosts.
Take the money and go.
Leave it outside.
Throw me the spring-roll.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Freedom is like an autumn day...
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
We're insignificant.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You should think about this.
You will always want me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Good night!
Hey, watch me move.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Gardening is good for the soul.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Darling, it's dead.
You are my love.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
It's almost over
I have the knife.
Get ready for this.
I know more than you realise.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Please, come closer.
I want that otter out of my car!
A boy needs his grandmother.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You should find your father.
You never sing anymore.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I love winter in Ireland.
You're going to need a fishmonger.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
I have to tell you about the the submarine.
We are panicked.
I want you to be blissful.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Can I make magic?
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I'm the greatest hairdresser on this planet
I'm going to need a fork.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Power is like an ocean...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
This looks wrong.
This is crazy
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I am going to the wedding.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want you to stop looking at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
It's not going to fit.
I'm a ghost.
Did you fart last night?
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
A girl needs her space.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Your tongue has turned blue.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I want you to help me.
I will always love you.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You're going to need a truck driver.
You are an artist.
You're insignificant.
Let's play
I'm the best pianist on this planet
Throw me the umbrella.
Take the drink and leave.
I feel determined.
You could never need me.
I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.
I have to tell you about Monday.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I can offer you a Guinness.
Who left a bagel in the bedroom?
When I was little, I wanted to be a merchant.
Pearls of wisdom.
I want you to be content.
It's not safe.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
Throw it here.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Good luck!
You are useless.
This is the right time to be alone.
You are not my conscience.
I'm the greatest clockmaker on this planet
Getting married is like opening a gift...
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Ha-cha-cha.
We've only got one hope.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I'll listen.
We're going to need a firefighter.
I've reported it to the press.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
I have the scroll.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I love spring in Canada.
You should hide.
My life is over.
Be careful!
I want that panda out of my life!
What can't be cured must be endured.
You are so good to me.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to go to bed.
Patience is a virtue
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
Who left a bike in the attic?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can offer you a carrot.
We need to make out.
I never wanted to die.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
You are not my mother.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Your lips have turned stripey.
You're going down!
We're going to need a hunter.
You are witty.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Did you get lucky today?
You broke it.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a can opener.
We've only got one chance.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
It's not the right size.
When the party starts, start singing.
I am going to the grand opening.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a job.
I'm the worst sniper who ever lived.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I want you to be single-minded.
You should pay the bill.
My love, it's so expensive.
I want that goldfish out of my room!
Hey, watch me dance.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
A girl needs discipline.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Take this for luck.
I see you came prepared.
You are a godsend.
You will always fascinate me.
This looks nice.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
We're going to need a bureaucrat.
It's giving me grief.
I can offer you an icecream.
Please, come in.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you to betray me.
I need to tell you about the cell.
We're going to need a spatula.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You know it.
My life means nothing.
You should make peace with your mother.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
It's not appropriate.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
I volunteer as tribute!
You are nonchalant.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Practice what you preach.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I feel heartbroken.
It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the well.
Dare to dream
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I never felt so alone.
I'll watch.
You are my mother.
You angel!
Someone's listening.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have time.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want you to be distracted.
I want that camel out of my car!
You never stop to think.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Drop it here.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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