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Can I make it fun?
How dare you laugh at me!
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You are my love.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
No one can ever know that I was here.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I've reported it to the President.
Hey, watch me leave.
I can offer you a job.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I bet you know why I'm going.
You should find your mother.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Please, come closer.
You're coming with me!
You never say what you're thinking.
We're alone in the universe.
Why do you love me, so much?
Who left a guitar in the office?
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a burger.
Good morning!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm the greatest photographer who ever lived.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
I want you to be empathetic.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
My life means nothing.
If you're done, we'll get started.
A girl needs her own room.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You're going to need an architect.
We've only got one of these.
I have 20-20 vision.
Hand me the candy-bar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
You are personable.
It's giving me hope.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's not working.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
Let's dance
Someone's coming this way.
Put it here.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm a god.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I have to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have the poem.
Eating is all I can manage now.
I never listened.
You are the best person I have ever met.
You angel!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Delivery!
I know the future.
Please, be careful.
Take the money and go.
It's time to pack your bags.
How much time do you have?
You're amazing!
I knew you could survive.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This room is haunted.
I feel hungry.
How dare you look at me!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I volunteer myself!
You never call me.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I'll help.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I am going to the party.
Good grief!
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want you to inspire me.
This looks peculiar.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are a genius.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Am I coming with you, or not?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You are so kind to me.
Don't just stand there.
Walls have ears.
I can offer you a croissant.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I love autumn in India.
You lost it.
I have a secret.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I'm going to need a saw.
I'm magnificent.
This is a fine ship
I'm the greatest historian who ever lived.
It's not in.
He was unconscious when I found him.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Your ears have turned purple.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
Give me the spatula.
You fascinate me.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You're a god.
Can I make it work?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I have the time.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Please, come in.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I feel desperate.
Take the drink and die.
Darling, it's so shiny.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
This room is bugged.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want that frog out of my car!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You made me cry on purpose.
Stop, in the name of love.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Take this with you.
I am going to the wedding.
This looks familiar.
Let's go
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
My life is cursed.
Be better!
Defeat is like a mountain...
You are so mean to me.
I am self-denying.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You should protect your father.
I have to tell you about the dungeon.
You never listen.
It's giving me a headache.
I love spring in China.
I can offer you a Earl Grey tea.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
You can have it.
Don't get too close.
I'm going to need a sailor.
Open sesame.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I want you to stop questioning me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
We're magnificent.
Okay, who left a kite in the cloakroom?
She was unconscious when I found her.
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
It's not going to fit.
We're going to need a spoon.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Winners don't quit
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
I have powers.
I see you have done this before.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I will always hate you.
We're the same person.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Your nose has turned grey.
I know where you were.
I feel jolly.
Take the money and die.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Please, don't move.
You are not my conscience.
I heard laughter coming from the office.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
Open it here.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I have to tell you about the party.
You're really something!
Hand me the spatula.
Leave it alone.
Darling, it's dead.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I'm the best geologist who ever lived.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
You are my daughter.
You should pay the bill.
Get ready to laugh.
Hopes are like chocolate...
This is a day to remember
I want you to help me.
You will always hate me.
Someone's locked the door.
Am I under arrest, or not?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
How dare you smile at me!
Don't fool around.
We need to order pizza.
You should make peace with your mother.
I volunteer to eat it!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Can I make joy?
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
I'm crazy.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I need to tell you about the juice.
You're going to need a security guard.
This is the right time to be afraid.
We're ghosts.
Who left a pickle in the bathroom?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Open the bottle.
I knew you could live like this.
I'm trying to believe you.
I love spring in Canada.
A girl needs her space.
I have time.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Please, stop smoking.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Leave it outside.
We should vote.
Let's eat
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You're a ghost.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Stop, in the name of the law.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
I want you to be unstable.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my knife anywhere.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I want you to listen to me.
I'm the best percussionist on this planet
Take this and pray.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I want that cat out of my house!
You want it.
It's not mine.
I am going to the funeral.
We're going to need a barista.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Fears are like spaghetti...
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Take the piano and go.
You are not my son.
Can I make peace?
I want you to stop looking at me.
You are a thief.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I knew you could turn things around.
This room is unstable.
We're gods.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Please, stand.
You will always want me.
I can offer you a lemonade.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Someone's listening.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I'll keep guard.
I see you for who you are.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
It's time to go.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
We've only got one bullet.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Open the door.
A girl needs love.
You never stop to think.
Hand me the doll.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
You are my everything.
I am skillful.
I need to tell you about the shaman.
Leave it here.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Let's watch TV!
I want you to be rigid.
You should listen to your mother.
This is the right time to be amused.
I could never despise you.
It's not for sale.
Show no mercy
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I feel ready.
I want that duck out of my room!
Did you fart at work?
Sound the alarm!
Hey, watch me dance.
We're lucky.
I want you to marry me.
You found it.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I have the gun.
Can I make an impression?
I can offer you a cocktail.
Take this for luck.
I never killed anyone.
We need to make out.
We should quit.
When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.
This room is shrinking.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You monster!
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm the best scientist who ever lived.
You never smile.
A girl needs discipline.
My life is over.
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I am doubtful.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Drop it here.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Who left a Jack Daniels in the cell?
You broke the vase on purpose.
Please, don't touch that.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I'm a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
We're special.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
You hate me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want you to kiss me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Your ears have turned red.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
This looks suspicious.
I have the knife.
Can I make lemonade?
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Good luck!
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You dropped it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You are not my mother.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Give me the ball.
I can offer you a banana.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Get ready to run.
You should make peace with your father.
When the party starts, start crying.
I'm the best cook on this planet
Maybe no one will notice
We've only got one life.
I love winter in Spain.
I never could make up my mind.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Friendship is like a book...
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
It's not the right size.
I want you to be dull.
You will always fascinate me.
Someone's in here.
You're going to need a knife.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
We need to help each other.
I feel optimistic.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
My life matters.
Gardening is good for the soul.
A girl needs her father.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Let's get it
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I want to tell you about the tax collector.
My love, it's beautiful.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I'll listen.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Can I make a plan?
I'm going to need a pirate.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Patience is a virtue
I see you smiling.
How much money do you have?
I am going to Easter.
You broke it.
Take the drink and go.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
You are so nice to me.
I'm weird.
There's an exception to every rule.
I'm trying to save you.
You are a poet.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Fears are like marshmallows...
Get ready, or get out.
Death is like a mountain...
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
I love summer in Canada.
I know what to do.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I'll get it.
I should pay the bill.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
This is a fine mess
A girl needs her mother.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
Ha-cha-cha.
I feel ignorant.
I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Give me the bread-stick.
When the lights go out, hide.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to be tense.
Give it here.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm special.
I am going to the grand opening.
I'm the best painter who ever lived.
Can I make a cake?
No one can ever know that you killed him.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Dare to dream
Take this with water.
You're going to pay!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Please, look at me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
Hey, watch me move.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I love you.
You are a hero.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I love spring in Ireland.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I'm going to need a spatula.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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