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Please, sit down.
I'm the greatest trapper who ever lived.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Your lips have turned orange.
Your nose has turned green.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Someone's having a bad day.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I volunteer to eat it!
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I have a secret.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
This looks bad.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You never stop to think.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We're going to need a taxi-driver.
I see you let yourself in.
You will always want me.
Dammit, who left a fork in the garage?
We need to stay.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a truck driver.
I love spring in Canada.
I'm a god.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be unsentimental.
I'm going to need a hammer.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
You dropped it.
Get ready, or get out.
It was your fault that the party was cancelled.
It's time to go.
Good luck!
You are my reason for living.
I will always despise you.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I never really lived.
We're special.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
You are so mean to me.
We've only got one bullet.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Let's drink
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are a handsome devil.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
A girl needs money.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to kill me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I've reported it to the press.
I knew you could turn things around.
My love, it's so juicy.
Can I make lemonade?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I feel frisky.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Take the drink and die.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We're gods.
It's not appropriate.
It's giving me an error message.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Sound the alarm!
Plug it in here.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a croissant.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I want you to be perfectionist.
This is a fine ship
You're going to need a marine.
I'm a ghost.
Hand me the ukulele.
You need it.
Get ready to die.
Your nose has turned grey.
How much luck do you have?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I have to tell you about the wine.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm going to need a knife.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Be yourself!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Please, give me that.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I love summer in Japan.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You are guilty.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Stop, in the name of the law.
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
Good grief!
This room is unstable.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I have the gun.
It's time to make lunch.
I could never want you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Take the money and die.
You devil!
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I never felt so alone.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Someone's coming this way.
Who left a Fanta in the bathroom?
I want you to hold me.
Let's get it
I know where you were.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have needs.
Don't fool around.
This looks familiar.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're a god.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
It's giving me a headache.
We're going to need a shovel.
I'm the worst surgeon who ever lived.
I'm weird.
I feel calm.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Put it here.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Get ready to run.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We need to open it.
I've reported it to the police.
Leave it alone.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
This room is haunted.
I'll wait here.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
I'm going to need a bandit.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
It's time to pack your bags.
When the door opens, start singing.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Give me the pickle.
Ha-cha-cha.
A boy needs his own room.
You know it.
Stop, in the name of love.
Can I make peace?
How dare you look at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You could never need me.
This is the right time to be happy.
Someone's watching us.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I'm trying to help.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I want you to betray me.
I want that bee out of my life!
We should think about this.
You are so good to me.
I am going to Christmas.
You are a liar.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I never wanted this.
This looks peculiar.
I know more than you realise.
We're the same person.
I have to tell you about the bagel.
You never have time for me.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
Take this for luck.
Did you fart today?
Take the drink and leave.
I'm lucky.
I bet you know why I'm here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
You monster!
Dammit, who left a pony in the basement?
Open the window.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Please, stop shouting.
Love is blind.
We need to stop.
Can I make up?
Someone's in here.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Your lips have turned stripey.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You should disown your father.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Eating is good for the soul.
Victory is like a picnic in the park...
Am I coming with you, or not?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I see you every day.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
My love, it's beautiful.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You're a ghost.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
You are not my type.
Get ready for this.
I want you to kiss me.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
We should pay the bill.
I'm the best firefighter on this planet
You're coming with me!
You are a godsend.
A boy needs his mother.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I never listened.
It's almost over
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Hand me the doll.
Don't get too close.
Can I make a deal?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I am blissful.
I want you to be barbaric.
I'm going to need a geologist.
Take this with water.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Let's eat
I'm magnificent.
Your ego is like a book...
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I volunteer to go!
I have the scroll.
The wages of sin is death.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
You never sing anymore.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.
Did you eat yesterday?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
Hey, watch me dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.
My life is cursed.
I can offer you a burger.
Just breathe
Open the bottle.
Your face has turned green.
I love you.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I want that chimpanzee out of my life!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Leave it outside.
It's not going to fit.
This is a fine mess
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I'm the worst sage who ever lived.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
I feel ugly.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Get ready to dance.
I've reported it to Interpol.
When the party starts, remain calm.
Your ears have turned orange.
I'm cursed.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I have faith.
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs discipline.
I know the future.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You're going to need a stunt double.
Take this and pray.
We're ghosts.
I can offer you a cappuccino.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Whoop-whoop.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm going to need a spatula.
You can't have it.
Can I make a comeback?
You are my love.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Good morning!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Be careful!
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Okay, who left a pickle in the library?
Please, don't drink that.
We should start a business.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
You are not my conscience.
You're amazing!
If you're done, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I am going to the grand opening.
You angel!
We are fascinated.
Your tongue has turned white.
I love winter in England.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I never could make up my mind.
I feel ignorant.
I heard weeping coming from the pantry.
You will always love me.
I can offer you a job.
A girl needs a job.
You are a hero.
I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.
It's now or never
When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.
Darling, it's delicious.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
I can offer you an apple.
Throw it here.
Give me the bike.
I'm the worst diplomat who ever lived.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Good night!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Who left a burger in the studio?
I'm trying to understand.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Please, listen to me.
I'll sit on it.
Can I make magic?
This looks great.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You want me.
My life is a mystery.
You are so kind to me.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
You're under arrest!
I want you to stop looking at me.
Your eyes have turned orange.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Let's watch the game
Delivery!
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You found it.
Be safe!
Sadness is like an ocean...
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I should quit.
I want that goldfish out of my room!
I want you to look at me.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I am regimental.
I can't find my piña colada anywhere.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
I can offer you a sandwich.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You never smile.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Don't just stand there.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I'm the best florist on this planet
Am I dead, or not?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
You are my father.
We've only got one hope.
Who left a skateboard in the barn?
You could never despise me.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
I have the knife.
I have powers.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's giving me grief.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
I am going to the funeral.
This is a stick up.
Take the drink and go.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I want you to clean up after me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It's not for sale.
Open the door.
I volunteer myself!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You're going to need a courier.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You are a genius.
I want that wolf out of my life!
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
You are sociable.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You are not my mother.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Dating is like fixing the TV...
It was your fault that the show was cancelled.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Hey, watch me move.
It's going to be okay
Your face has turned pink.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Show me the teddy bear.
I never hurt anybody.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Please, look at me.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
A girl needs discipline.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Someone's listening.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
This looks edible.
I want you to stop loving me.
Can I make it easier?
Your ears have turned spotted.
I want you to be articulate.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I feel humble.
We are receptive.
I know what to do.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm going to need a magician.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I have the card.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Maybe no one will notice
I'm alone in the universe.
It's not working.
I want you to marry me.
You could never love me.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I have 20-20 vision.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Hand me the candy-bar.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Why do you love me, so much?
I need to tell you about the party.
Buying a house is like eating a salad...
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Someone's locked the door.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
A boy needs a job.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want you to stop tricking me.
I'm the worst sailor who ever lived.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I despise you.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
We've only got one life.
We're going to need an author.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
I can offer you a banana.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
I want you to be paranoid.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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