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I'm trying to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Did you get lucky last night?
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You devil!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a diet Coke.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
You could never despise me.
I want you to be haughty.
You should quit.
I volunteer as tribute!
Good morning!
You're a god.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
How dare you laugh at me!
We're gods.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I have faith.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Can I make friends?
I heard a howl coming from the lobby.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Take this and pray.
Be better!
I can offer you a job.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're special.
My life means nothing.
A boy needs a job.
This is a fine mess
We need to unite.
Open sesame.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to stop loving me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
This room is unstable.
Your face has turned blue.
It's not appropriate.
Leave it here.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Your pride is like a picnic in the park...
She was unconscious when I found her.
I feel old.
I've reported it to the press.
You should call your mother.
You made me cry on purpose.
This looks great.
Show no mercy
I am going to the party.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's time to go to bed.
Hand me the teddy bear.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You lost it.
You are not my son.
Hey, watch me smile.
Please, come closer.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I never could make up my mind.
You monster!
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Who left a fork in the outhouse?
I know more than you realise.
Sound the alarm!
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm a ghost.
I volunteer myself!
You are my inspiration.
I love winter in Canada.
I want you to be scared.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I see you are thinking.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I can't find my apple anywhere.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
You will always fascinate me.
Did you eat today?
It's your fault that the dog died.
You are so kind to me.
I want to tell you about the cranberry juice.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are a genius.
Let's go
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm alone in the universe.
I want you to hold me.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
This is a fine ship
When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.
I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?
I'm the worst astronaut who ever lived.
Be safe!
Take the drink and die.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I need to tell you about Friday.
I want you.
You found it.
I want you to stop tricking me.
My life is a mystery.
How dare you smile at me!
We need to help each other.
You're going to need a manager.
I am reactionary.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Leave it outside.
This room is haunted.
I can't find my sheep anywhere.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Good night!
I love spring in Hong Kong.
You never take me seriously.
I know the future.
I want you to be provocative.
You can do this
I heard a sound coming from the classroom.
Your face has turned stripey.
We've only got one chance.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
I'm trying to leave.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't get too close.
Why do you love me, so much?
Who left a kite in the garage?
You are so nice to me.
You are not my favourite.
Let's dance
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
My love, it's beautiful.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
This looks familiar.
We're the same person.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I see you for who you are.
No one can ever know the truth.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Give me the burger.
I'll open it.
Give it here.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
You're going to need a zookeeper.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
It's not easy.
I can offer you a carrot.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Eating is good for the soul.
We should go to the police.
When the party starts, start singing.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Did you get lucky just now?
We need to play.
You're going down!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm weird.
Take this with water.
Someone's watching us.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I have the time.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
All's well that ends well
Don't fool around.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to be serious.
Leave it until morning.
A boy needs money.
This is a stick up.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
You are so good to me.
Who left a kangaroo in the conservatory?
I have money.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want you to love me.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
I love spring in Germany.
I'll keep guard.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are a twit.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
No one can ever know that you survived.
I am excited.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
We've only got one bullet.
You can have it.
My life is cursed.
Whoop-whoop.
You're going to pay!
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
This looks wrong.
You should find your father.
You never smile.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I'm insignificant.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are not my type.
Please, tell me.
Let's watch TV!
Plug it in here.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Be careful!
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Someone's listening.
This room is bugged.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I will always love you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I feel confused.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I'm a god.
I know math.
I want you to be casual.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
Can I make it worse?
Give me the kite.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I never felt so alone.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You are my son.
Get ready for this.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
I'll wait here.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
We are overjoyed.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
The first thing to consider is safety.
Possession is nine points of the law.
I want you to document my trip to England.
We should ask for more money.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
No one suspects a thing
You broke it.
Take the piano and die.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I have the letter.
Your face has turned grey.
You never sing anymore.
Don't just stand there.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
We're going to need a fortune-teller.
I love summer in India.
You burned it on purpose.
We're going to need a saw.
You're insignificant.
Good luck!
Delivery!
You're going to need a lot of water.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
A boy needs his father.
My life is over.
I see you know what to do.
I heard a noise coming from the control room.
Please, wait here.
No one can ever know that I like you
You should disown your father.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You are a liar.
Be yourself!
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
Stop, in the name of love.
We're ghosts.
We are unstable.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Did you fart at work?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Can I make pizza?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You're amazing!
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your ego is like a camera...
You're going to need a veterinarian.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
I want you to be insightful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I'm trying to believe you.
I never wanted this.
Hand me the guitar.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
You never have time for me.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
You can't have it.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I want that elephant out of my room!
I'm the only translator on this planet
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
Let's eat
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Take the drink and go.
I have needs.
Get ready to run.
You could never need me.
You're going to need a shovel.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You are so mean to me.
Dammit, who left a doll in the armory?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This looks nice.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't wait to be asked.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are my daughter.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
I can offer you a bagel.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I should vote.
I have to tell you about the conductor.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I bet you know why I'm going.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm the only butler who ever lived.
It's not tight enough.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Show me the ball.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I can offer you a good price.
You dropped it.
Can I make a treehouse?
I see you have done this before.
We're going to need a chicken sexer.
A boy needs his space.
I want you to help me.
Good grief!
Knowledge is like a forest...
I want that bee out of my room!
Open your heart.
You deserve this
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
You are an idiot.
You are not my father.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I love you.
I want you to be thrilled.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You're going to need a spoon.
This is the right time to be afraid.
You never listen.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pastor.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Who left a giraffe in the waiting room?
Put it here.
I need to tell you about the fishcake.
Let's drink
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I have the poem.
I am going to Easter.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
We're going to need a botanist.
Please, give up while you can.
I'll watch.
We are reactive.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'm trying to care.
I'm the greatest terrorist who ever lived.
I can't find my dog anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Take the money and die.
I should pay the bill.
The truth is like a lake...
Throw me the umbrella.
It's time to make lunch.
I've reported it to mother.
You need it.
You should make peace with your father.
I want you to be repugnant.
Your face has turned green.
Take this with you.
Open the door.
I love spring in China.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're alone in the universe.
I want you to listen to me.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I have the gun.
Open it here.
I volunteer to eat it!
A girl needs money.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
I never hurt anybody.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Who left a Schnapps in the wardrobe?
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
I can offer you a pickle.
I feel outrageous.
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
You angel!
Let's watch the game
Give me the knife.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to help.
Get ready to laugh.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Take the drink and leave.
This looks edible.
Someone's coming this way.
You never call me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
You are a thief.
It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You are victimized.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I love winter in England.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Who left a wine in the basement?
Please, be careful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a rat catcher.
You should call your father.
We need to fight.
I want you to inspire me.
Can I make better choices?
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I know where you were.
I'm the best social worker who ever lived.
We're lucky.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You are not my mother.
Darling, it's so shiny.
We're going to need a firefighter.
My life matters.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
I need you.
You are my teacher.
Running for office is like lighting a fire...
It's giving me an error message.
I can offer you an apple.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I've reported it to the police.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I feel thankful.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I never killed anyone.
I love spring in Australia.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Forewarned is forearmed.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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