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I have the time.
I want you to look at me.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Be yourself!
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I feel amused.
It's giving me a headache.
You're a ghost.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
You are short.
Who left an ukulele in the attic?
You are a twit.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Open your heart.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
How dare you smile at me!
You should ask your father.
You devil!
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
It's not heavy.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I could never despise you.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You never take me seriously.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I see you for who you are.
I heard a voice coming from the library.
Just try not to cry
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
She was unconscious when I found her.
How much luck do you have?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
We've only got one bullet.
Take this with water.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
We're ghosts.
A girl needs her own room.
I know who you are.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I never listened.
Let's play
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm trying to leave.
Please, stand.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
It's time to make lunch.
I'll sit on it.
I volunteer to go!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You will always need me.
You should ask for more money.
You're amazing!
You should call your mother.
Give me the ball.
Leave it until morning.
This is a day to remember
I'm a god.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want that puppy out of my life!
You're going to need a shovel.
This looks great.
My life is a mystery.
Good night!
I want you to be willful.
Who left a burger in the waiting room?
No one can ever know what we did.
Someone's in here.
You're weird.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Be better!
Courage is like a multi-choice quiz...
I can offer you a Powerade.
You are not my mother.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
How dare you look at me!
I have 20-20 vision.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Take the money and leave.
My love, it's so juicy.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You deserve this
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I see you have done this before.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I know what to do.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
A boy needs discipline.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I am chummy.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
We're gods.
Don't wait to be asked.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You never call me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I volunteer as tribute!
Let's dance
How much influence do you have?
Fears are like marshmallows...
I feel hesitant.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I'm the greatest clerk who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You could never need me.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You are an inspiration.
Your eyes have turned brown.
Hand me the ball.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You lost it.
I have to tell you about the bank robber.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a good price.
My life means nothing.
Take this and pray.
I'll keep guard.
Who left a hammer in the walk-in freezer?
You angel!
I heard laughter coming from the closet.
I despise you.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I love summer in Australia.
Drop it here.
Someone's coming this way.
I can offer you a cider.
Take the drink and go.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to clean up after me.
Hey, watch me move.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We need to open it.
I know where you were.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I want that duck out of my life!
I never felt so alone.
It's almost over
We're going to need a wrench.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Death is like a movie...
I have a secret.
Sound the alarm!
I have the gun.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Can I make up?
We've only got one of these.
Your lips have turned green.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You're lucky.
This is a fine mess
I'm trying to forgive you.
You should listen to your mother.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Delivery!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Who left a bread-stick in the bathroom?
Leave it here.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
Your tongue has turned red.
Let's drink
Eating is all I can manage now.
My love, it's delicious.
You are a thief.
I'm going to need a herald.
I love spring in Brazil.
My life is cursed.
You're crazy!
Did you fart this morning?
It was your fault that the lights went out.
Don't get too close.
Good luck!
I knew you could survive.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You broke it.
You never say what you're thinking.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want that cat out of my house!
Take the piano and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
You are my love.
I've reported it to the President.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to marry me.
I'm the only surgeon on this planet
Give it here.
I want you to stop following me.
I feel weird.
You will always want me.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Can I make kimchi?
It's giving me grief.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to be cheating.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Get ready to die.
Hope is like a summer's day...
We are fearful.
I can offer you a Bud Light.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I have faith.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Eating is good for the soul.
Am I under arrest, or not?
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I have the poem.
Dating is like opening a gate...
Take this for luck.
You should go to the police.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.
You are not my son.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
My life is over.
You're really something!
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You should listen to your father.
Don't ask any questions.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Who left a fishcake in the office?
I've reported it to Interpol.
I never wanted to die.
Today is the day
It's not mine.
We've only got one option.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
We need to make better decisions.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I'm the greatest swineherd who ever lived.
I want you to kill me.
You can't have it.
It's time to pack your bags.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
It's your fault that the train was late.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You never have time for me.
Can I make a mess?
You are my reason for living.
We're the same person.
Get ready to laugh.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I'm lucky.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want that chicken out of my life!
Laughing is good for the soul.
An man's home is his castle.
I see you smiling.
I feel impatient.
I have needs.
You are so good to me.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You are a poet.
This looks nice.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Take the money and die.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
We should go to the police.
Your nose has turned orange.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I'm going to need a captain.
I want you to stop loving me.
You should call your father.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.
You're under arrest!
I want you to be content.
You found it.
You could never fascinate me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Your anger is like a picnic in the park...
This room is shrinking.
Let's watch the game
I have the scroll.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I love summer in China.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Be careful!
This is crazy
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm magnificent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Don't fool around.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
How dare you laugh at me!
Did you get lucky last night?
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I can offer you an egg nog.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I am going to the funeral.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You are a liar.
Can I make out?
Okay, who left a Budweiser in the attic?
You monster!
Leave it to the professionals.
We should vote.
A boy needs a job.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mathematician.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You are conformist.
I want you to be egocentric.
I want that horse out of my life!
I'm the greatest game show host on this planet
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You need me.
I want you to stop believing in me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I feel miserable.
I'll get it.
I have to tell you about the hot dog.
Am I dead, or not?
I have money.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I love autumn in France.
This is a stick up.
Good grief!
This looks wrong.
Let's get it
I am going to the party.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
When the bell rings, hide.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
You are my inspiration.
I'm crazy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I volunteer myself!
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I want that pig out of my room!
Your nose has turned black.
Who left a knife in the studio?
You are not my favourite.
You should protect your father.
Finding a job is like cooking...
It's not appropriate.
I'm the worst fortune-teller who ever lived.
Hey, watch me leave.
Leave it outside.
Someone's listening.
I want you to love me.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I knew you could see it through.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
This room is bugged.
Plug it in here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I'm going to need a can opener.
I'm a ghost.
Throw me the slice of pizza.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Can I make it happen?
You are an idiot.
We're going to need a firefighter.
When the lights go out, start crying.
You won't find it.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I want you to be fortunate.
Fight the good fight.
This is the right time to be here.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We should pay the bill.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sailor.
I want that porcupine out of my car!
I have the card.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
I love autumn in Antarctica.
I know what happened.
A girl needs money.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
It's time to go to bed.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I am going to the wedding.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.
I'm the worst thief who ever lived.
We've only got one life.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You should disown your father.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to listen to me.
Forgiveness is like a canvas...
Your ears have turned purple.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I am tough.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I see you know what to do.
This looks odd.
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
Let's watch TV!
I bet you know why I'm going.
Can I make an igloo?
I feel indecisive.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'll get ready.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
This is the right time to be angry.
I want that sheep out of my house!
When the party starts, remain calm.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I never wanted this.
You are so mean to me.
This is a fine ship
Why do you love me, so much?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm special.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
You're going to pay!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I love winter in Australia.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
You never sing anymore.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I'm going to need a bandit.
I'll watch.
Please, remain silent.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
We need to break up.
I'm the greatest spy on this planet
I want you to help me.
Your lips have turned yellow.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
A girl needs her space.
I can offer you a banana.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Take the piano and die.
Throw me the guitar.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I want to tell you about the control room.
Leave it alone.
It's giving me hope.
Your face has turned grey.
You are odd.
Throw it here.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
You are so nice to me.
Don't rock the boat.
I can't find my Schnapps anywhere.
I am going to the grand opening.
I'm going to need a manicurist.
I could never want you.
You're coming with me!
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Open the bottle.
Hey, watch me dance.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You're going to need a fork.
I never loved you.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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