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Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
How dare you look at me!
We're gods.
Someone's locked the door.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I could never despise you.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I love winter in Brazil.
You are my favourite.
We're going to need a lot of money.
Take the drink and die.
I want you to hold me.
You could never need me.
Get ready to run.
You're a god.
You are a genius.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I see you every day.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You devil!
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
I need to tell you about the celery stick.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I am going to the party.
I'm special.
I'm trying to believe you.
This is a fine ship
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know the truth.
Please, don't touch that.
We need to stop.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can offer you a muffin.
I just want a Gatorade. What's wrong with that?
Hand me the fishcake.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Take this with water.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
It's not going to fit.
We've only got one of these.
Be safe!
You're amazing!
I want you to be chummy.
I have the time.
You never do what I want.
We should think about this.
I feel terrible.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Sound the alarm!
I'm going to need a can opener.
I've reported it to the press.
Delivery!
Did you fart last night?
Someone's in here.
I'm the only interpreter on this planet
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You will always want me.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You are a liar.
Hey, watch me dance.
I see you know what to do.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You burned it on purpose.
You lost it.
I'm a ghost.
You're going to need an athlete.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I need to tell you about Friday.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
I want you to betray me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are so nice to me.
This is a stick up.
Take this for luck.
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
Leave it to the professionals.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
You monster!
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
How dare you smile at me!
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Open the window.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Who left a long white in the classroom?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I want you to document my trip to China.
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I knew you could fix it.
Your eyes have turned pink.
Let's play
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
Thoughts are like chocolate...
You never call me.
I never could make up my mind.
Throw me the ball.
You are not my type.
This is the worst time to be here.
It's not easy.
Please, stay where you are.
We've only got one life.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't ask any questions.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want you to stop questioning me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an actor.
A boy needs his own room.
You are a thief.
I volunteer to eat it!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're really something!
I feel frisky.
I want you to look at me.
You should disown your mother.
It's time to go to bed.
We need to make better decisions.
Death is like a mountain...
You are my only hope.
I want that porcupine out of my life!
I'm the greatest explorer who ever lived.
Good luck!
Leave it here.
Open the curtains.
I am going to the grand opening.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Just breathe
We're going to need a lot of wine.
It's giving me a headache.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Can I make kimchi?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
My life is cursed.
I want you to be dirty.
You found it.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're no good.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're going to need a magistrate.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
Let's watch TV!
Am I under arrest, or not?
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I want you to stop tickling me.
You could never fascinate me.
We are offensive.
It's not appropriate.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Who left a zebra in the living room?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
You should listen to your father.
I'm the greatest drummer on this planet
I want you to clean up after me.
Get ready to die.
We're going to need a wrench.
We've only got one hope.
Show me the hammer.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
You're a ghost.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
Throw it here.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You are my inspiration.
You never listen.
I know who you are.
When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Open the bottle.
You dropped it.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's giving me an error message.
I love you.
We're the same person.
I'm going to need a chef.
You are an artist.
I have the poem.
I want that penguin out of my room!
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We need to go.
When the lights go out, hide.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I feel heroic.
A girl needs a job.
Can I make peace?
I'm magnificent.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
My love, it's so expensive.
Let's go
Please, don't drink that.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
This is the worst time to be alone.
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Your tongue has turned blue.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
All's well that ends well
This looks edible.
I have needs.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You crashed the car on purpose.
How dare you laugh at me!
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to stop me.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want you to be single-minded.
Hand me the pickle.
I know where you were.
Give it here.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Dammit, who left a Guinness in the stable?
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I want to tell you about Easter.
I need to tell you about the croissant.
You're alone in the universe.
I want you to stop loving me.
Good night!
Someone's having a bad day.
You never say what you're thinking.
I love autumn in England.
I'll watch.
I want that duck out of my car!
Leave it outside.
We're going to need a hammer.
You are the best person I have ever met.
When the party starts, start crying.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
Be better!
We are religious.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can offer you a spring-roll.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I'm a god.
Please, stop crying.
You are so mean to me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Did you get lucky just now?
I've reported it to the President.
Don't get too close.
A girl needs her grandmother.
You should protect your father.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
You are not my daughter.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
You're never going to get away with this!
Who left a cocktail in the bathroom?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I want you to help me.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I volunteer to go!
I am going to the funeral.
You want me.
I'm going to need a cook.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
We should quit.
We've only got one option.
You made me cry on purpose.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Can I make lunch?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You know it.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You're cursed.
You angel!
I can offer you a smoothie.
We're ghosts.
It's time to go.
I want you to be impractical.
We're going to need a spoon.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I will always despise you.
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Be yourself!
I want that spider out of my car!
You should write to your mother.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Give me the pickle.
You can do this
This is a fine mess
I never killed anyone.
We need to break up.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Did you eat while I was away?
Take the money and die.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
This looks familiar.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You fascinate me.
I volunteer as tribute!
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
I'll sit on it.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I can't find my badger anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I want you to marry me.
It's not right.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
How much influence do you have?
We're going to need a saw.
I want you to be disorderly.
Please, don't take that.
Put it here.
Who left a celery stick in the lobby?
When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.
I have time.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
This is the right time to be alone.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You can't have it.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I knew you could open it.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I heard a howl coming from the living room.
I could never love you.
Your face has turned purple.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
I need to tell you about Easter.
Leave it until morning.
Your lips have turned pink.
You are an idiot.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I have the card.
I'm no good.
Get ready for this.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
You're going to need a lot of money.
I want you to kill me.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Eating is good for the soul.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.
I never hurt anybody.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
You never have time for me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I feel sentimental.
We've only got one bullet.
We need to fight.
I know the future.
You should go to the police.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take the money and leave.
We're going to need a governor.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
It's not open.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
Open your heart.
I'm the worst construction worker on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You are closed off.
Can I make animal sounds?
I have 20-20 vision.
You can have it.
I'm trying to help.
I love spring in England.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You are my sunshine.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know what we did.
Love is like a mountain...
I want you to be trusting.
I want you to love me.
This looks interesting.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Someone's listening.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
If you don't want it, put it back.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
The exception which proves the rule.
Good morning!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
I have the need, the need for speed.
We're going to need a knife.
My life matters.
Darling, it's delicious.
I want you to stop following me.
I could never hate you.
Can I make music?
Open sesame.
This is the right time to be happy.
I have faith.
Hey, watch me move.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're going to need a pickpocket.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Dammit, who left a shark in the living room?
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
We need to eat.
We're crazy.
Forgiveness is like a beautiful melody...
Find some proof that he fooled you.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
This room is unstable.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I want that penguin out of my life!
Get ready to laugh.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Let's watch the game
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I'm trying to leave.
You broke it.
I've reported it to the police.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
My love, it's beautiful.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
You are not my favourite.
You are so kind to me.
This looks great.
Take the piano and leave.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I feel tense.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
I love winter in China.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
How much courage do you have?
Who left a teddy bear in the dungeon?
I know math.
I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.
You are my son.
I have the scroll.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I'm insignificant.
I never wanted this.
We're going to need a singer.
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I see you have done this before.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Your nose has turned red.
I can offer you a Schnapps.
My life is a mystery.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.
I should quit.
Take this with you.
This looks odd.
It's not heavy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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