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Don't just stand there.

You know it.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.

Hand me the knife.

It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.

Can I make believe?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Whoop-whoop.

My life means nothing.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I volunteer myself!

I'm a god.

I have faith.

You are an artist.

I love winter in Switzerland.

You devil!

I'll sit on it.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

We're the same person.

This looks suspicious.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Sound the alarm!

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You should find your father.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You never take me seriously.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Good grief!

I'm magnificent.

This is a stick up.

You want me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We're going to need an editor.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

It's not alive.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Keep your chin up.

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to be contemptible.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I knew you could fix it.

Be better!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's going to be okay

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I want you to kill me.

I feel calm.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Get ready to run.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

We are reactionary.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are not my daughter.

Your lips have turned black.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to stop questioning me.

I love summer in Brazil.

We need to play.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to document my trip to America.

I'll help.

Ha-cha-cha.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Someone's watching us.

You need it.

I want that shark out of my house!

Did you get lucky while I was away?

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

We've only got one bullet.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

We're ghosts.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You are so kind to me.

You are my son.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is a day to remember

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Give me the umbrella.

This room is unstable.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I know the future.

I have the scroll.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You're cursed.

I see you are thinking.

Cooking is good for the soul.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Take the drink and die.

Good night!

Take this for luck.

Leave it here.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

You should listen to your mother.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I'm the only painter who ever lived.

I have to tell you about Friday.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You're going to need a can opener.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Get ready to laugh.

I want to tell you about the dining room.

I never loved you.

Don't get too close.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You made me cry on purpose.

You are bewildered.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you.

When the bell rings, start crying.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Let's get it

Can I make magic?

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I want you to clean up after me.

I have powers.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Who left a milkshake in the lobby?

Sorry, I have to take this.

You're going to need a lifeguard.

Please, stop crying.

Take the money and die.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

When I was little, I wanted to be an explorer.

I've reported it to mother.

I know what to do.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I feel old.

I want that seagull out of my room!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

This is a fine mess

I can offer you a candy-bar.

You are a thief.

They know it was me

You broke it.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You're amazing!

I'm insignificant.

This looks odd.

You could never despise me.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm going to need a spoon.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

We need to make out.

You're a god.

Get ready to dance.

A girl needs love.

I want you to stop believing in me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Why do you love me, so much?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

This room is shrinking.

I'm the greatest terrorist who ever lived.

Your nose has turned orange.

You should find your mother.

Don't fool around.

I'll open it.

Who left a bike in the lounge room?

It was your fault that we ran out of money.

It's not going to fit.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Take the piano and go.

Let's drink

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

My life matters.

I can offer you a good price.

Please, stand.

I am going to the wedding.

We're going to need a chief of police.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I will always despise you.

Someone's coming this way.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I know where you were.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Open the curtains.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are my everything.

Can I make a show?

I need to tell you about the soda.

You will always despise me.

We are unsure.

I feel curious.

Plug it in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You dropped it.

I'm crazy.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'll get it.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is a fine ship

I'm the only guard who ever lived.

You never do what I want.

Leave it until morning.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We need to help each other.

I want you to stop loving me.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I've reported it to the police.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You're going to need a nurse.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Life is like an ocean...

I want that bird out of my house!

Be yourself!

Take this with water.

I volunteer to eat it!

How much time do you have?

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to be dissonant.

You are so good to me.

I can offer you a cider.

You angel!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

It's time to pack your bags.

Who left a shovel in the dining room?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I need you.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

You will always hate me.

I should pay the bill.

My love, it's so shiny.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Let's watch TV!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Patience is a virtue

I love fall in India.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

A golden key can open any door.

Take the money and go.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I have to tell you about the bedroom.

Am I dead, or not?

My life is cursed.

Can I make out?

It's not mine.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to love me.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me dance.

I am going to the funeral.

You are my father.

I feel hungry.

You never have time for me.

I want you to document my trip to England.

It's giving me hope.

I'm the only oracle on this planet

Your tongue has turned blue.

Don't upset your father, not now.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is the right time to be amused.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I have lost the will to live.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want that eagle out of my room!

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

We need to eat.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You won't find it.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have the poem.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Be safe!

Get ready for this.

I can offer you a Powerade.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'll listen.

I despise you.

This looks peculiar.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Please, listen to me.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

We're no good.

Enough is enough.

It's not easy.

Hey, watch me leave.

Delivery!

I'm going to need a shepherd.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I'm trying to believe you.

I want you to marry me.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I know more than you realise.

I love spring in Canada.

We are calculating.

I want to tell you about the garage.

It's time to go.

Did you get lucky today?

It's giving me a headache.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Let's dance

You never say what you're thinking.

Someone's in here.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Who left a sandwich in the wardrobe?

You are a hero.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You're going to pay!

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Your eyes have turned brown.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

We're lucky.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a job.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Can I make a cake?

I feel fortunate.

We should quit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

This looks great.

Please, tell me.

I'll get ready.

I'm the greatest politician on this planet

I know math.

We need to go.

I need to tell you about the party.

This is the worst time to be happy.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I'm trying to save you.

We're going to need a teacher.

I want that hamster out of my car!

A boy needs his father.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I see you smiling.

You can't have it.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You are not my type.

Take this and pray.

It's not yours.

I'm a ghost.

We're gods.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I can offer you a beer.

I have time.

Who left a screwdriver in the sauna?

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

It's giving me an error message.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Hey, watch me move.

You will always fascinate me.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I knew you could turn things around.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I will always love you.

Please, give up while you can.

I need to tell you about the chauffeur.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Take the drink and leave.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Death is like a violin...

How dare you look at me!

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I love winter in Japan.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

Drop it here.

You are a handsome devil.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

My life is a mystery.

I volunteer to go!

Your ears have turned black.

I'm cursed.

I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I have a secret.

I want you to be blissful.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Open the bottle.

I'm trying to understand.

We need to break up.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

It's not safe.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Just breathe

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I have the time.

Take the piano and leave.

I can offer you a pickle.

You should write to your father.

Leave it outside.

I want that pony out of my room!

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You never smile.

Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

You are disappointed.

You found it.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I could never hate you.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Your lips have turned blue.

Your face has turned spotted.

No one can ever know that I was here.

A boy needs a job.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

Please, stay where you are.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

Get ready, or get out.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

This is the right time to be here.

I'm the greatest ornithologist on this planet

I'm lucky.

I am going to Christmas.

Good luck!

I'm going to need an archer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a make-up artist.

You're never going to get away with this!

You will always want me.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to be precise.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You are a godsend.

No one can ever know that I like you

I love summer in Switzerland.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

We've only got one option.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I knew you could open it.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

When the door opens, start singing.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

How dare you smile at me!

Who left a guitar in the bathroom?

Can I make the team?

My life is over.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I heard laughter coming from the control room.

Having a child is like fixing the TV...

Someone's having a bad day.

I am hesitant.

I've reported it to the President.

This looks nice.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Please, sit down.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I never felt so alone.

Open it here.

Give me the spatula.

It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

You never stop to think.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I need to tell you about the goddess.

I feel happy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I can offer you a latte.

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