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Can I make soup?
Give me the bike.
I have time.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I know math.
Take this and pray.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You're cursed.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
I can offer you an icecream.
It's not dead.
We've only got one hope.
I want you to betray me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I'll open it.
Someone's in here.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Be yourself!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
A girl needs confidence.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I feel anxious.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm a ghost.
I want that moose out of my room!
I'm going to need a missionary.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You should make peace with your mother.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Take the piano and go.
Sound the alarm!
It's time to pack your bags.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I'm the only singer who ever lived.
You are an idiot.
Grief is like a canvas...
Get ready to laugh.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I love spring in India.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
You angel!
When the party starts, start singing.
History repeats itself.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
I need you.
You will always despise me.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Leave it until morning.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to hold me.
I've reported it to the President.
You are my love.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You are not my daughter.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I have the letter.
Take this with water.
Good night!
You are so good to me.
Who left a tomato juice in the dungeon?
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Let's eat
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You lost it.
I know what happened.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
My life is cursed.
I can offer you a good price.
How dare you smile at me!
I feel assertive.
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
You're going to need a psychiatrist.
I need to tell you about the doctor.
You're weird.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I never hurt anybody.
Someone's coming this way.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
This room is shrinking.
We're ghosts.
Be safe!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to stop lying to me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have powers.
It's your fault that the label came off.
It's time to go.
It's not ready.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You should protect your father.
Your face has turned spotted.
It was your fault that the dog died.
You monster!
I love winter in Canada.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This looks peculiar.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Get ready for this.
You are progressive.
This is a fine mess
When I was little, I wanted to be a record producer.
I'm trying to leave.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You're under arrest!
You are so mean to me.
I've reported it to the press.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want that giraffe out of my life!
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are not my conscience.
You love me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I want you to be monstrous.
I could never despise you.
We've only got one option.
Take the piano and leave.
Please, wait here.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
How much money do you have?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're a ghost.
Show me the croissant.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I have faith.
I'm the greatest singer on this planet
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I volunteer to eat it!
I feel invisible.
A boy needs money.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
We need to help each other.
Who left a sheep in the library?
Plug it in here.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You never stop to think.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Darling, it's so expensive.
This looks nice.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'm trying to care.
Time to shine
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I heard weeping coming from the chapel.
I want you to read to me.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Let's play
I'll get it.
We are false.
I never gave up hope.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This room is haunted.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.
You're lucky.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
When the party starts, hide.
How dare you laugh at me!
I will always love you.
Open sesame.
You're a god.
It's not for sale.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my plane anywhere.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I am going to the grand opening.
Throw me the hot dog.
Be careful!
You're going to need a cartoonist.
I can offer you an ale.
You are my favourite.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Your face has turned white.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
I volunteer to go!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
A boy needs his own room.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Throw it here.
No one can ever know what we did.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
This looks edible.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
You will always hate me.
I want you to be hesitant.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Your lips have turned orange.
You made me cry on purpose.
You're going to need a wrench.
I'm trying to save you.
I have money.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Death is like a canvas...
Did you fart at work?
You devil!
When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.
You are a poet.
Who left an apple in the library?
We need to eat.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are so nice to me.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Take the drink and go.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You are not my favourite.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Please, sit down.
I feel lucky.
It's not right.
I never loved you.
Ha-cha-cha.
Delivery!
This room is unstable.
We are effeminate.
I need to tell you about the mermaid.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can offer you a smoothie.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Drop it here.
I'm a god.
Don't just stand there.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I want that lamb out of my car!
Open your heart.
Leave it outside.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
It was your fault that the party was ruined.
Am I dead, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Can I make a list?
I want you to be groovy.
Give me the ukulele.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your eyes have turned green.
They know it was me
I have the gun.
I see you every day.
You should listen to your mother.
I know who you are.
We should quit.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
We're insignificant.
You are my mother.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want to tell you about the party.
I can offer you a bagel.
Good morning!
Let's watch the game
You could never fascinate me.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
You're going to need a blacksmith.
You need it.
We need to unite.
I need to tell you about the lobby.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
How dare you look at me!
I never listened.
When I was little, I wanted to be a clerk.
I want you to kiss me.
I'm going to need a wrench.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Someone's watching us.
You are the best person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
Your face has turned yellow.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is a fine ship
Did you eat at work?
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
Can I make a difference?
I feel resentful.
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
I can offer you a 7-up.
Open the window.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You should disown your father.
I love summer in America.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I know the future.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We need to close it.
My life is over.
We're going to need a teacher.
Take the money and die.
We're the same person.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
This looks great.
You are my reason for living.
I am going to Christmas.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Open it here.
You want it.
Throw me the ukulele.
You are an inspiration.
I'll sit on it.
I want you to be pretentious.
I knew you could fix it.
We're no good.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
It's not mine.
Good luck!
Who left a ball in the chapel?
I want that turtle out of my life!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I never really lived.
I want you to cook for me.
I should ask for more money.
Please, don't touch that.
I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.
Can I make it happen?
We're going to need a spoon.
I feel extravagant.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You should disown your mother.
How much influence do you have?
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
No one suspects a thing
It's giving me a headache.
This is a stick up.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Hey, watch me smile.
A girl needs love.
Get ready to dance.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You are so kind to me.
You're going to need a hunter.
You are my daughter.
Give it here.
You could never love me.
We need to make out.
Did you eat just now?
I want you to be aloof.
Your ears have turned purple.
Don't fool around.
My love, it's delicious.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I have a secret.
I should go to the police.
I love winter in America.
I love you.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I know where you were.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Take this with you.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I'm the best translator who ever lived.
Let's dance
I volunteer myself!
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
I'll watch.
Dammit, who left a Red Bull in the kitchen?
I've reported it to mother.
I'm trying to believe you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Take the money and leave.
It's not the right size.
Hey, watch me dance.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
We've only got one life.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
This is a day to remember
I knew you could see it through.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
We need to make a plan.
You are an artist.
Show me the guitar.
You are intense.
This looks wrong.
We're going to need a wrench.
I want that crocodile out of my room!
I can offer you a Coke.
You're crazy!
I want you to be transparent.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Many hands make light work.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I'm the only air traffic controller who ever lived.
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Let's drink
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Someone's having a bad day.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I see you are thinking.
You never say what you're thinking.
You are my father.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Take the piano and die.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
Leave it here.
My life is a mystery.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Get ready to die.
A boy needs his father.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
You could never want me.
It's not safe.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I'm the greatest sheriff on this planet
It's giving me an error message.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
Good grief!
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Don't get too close.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
You are brilliant.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I want you to be domineering.
You never do what I want.
I never felt so alone.
All the world loves a lover.
Can I make it right?
I want that wombat out of my house!
I'm special.
This looks odd.
You are my sunshine.
I am going to Easter.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I feel decisive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
You could never need me.
It's now or never
We need to open it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It's time to go to bed.
I love autumn in India.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Give me the hot dog.
I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
Hey, watch me leave.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I could never need you.
I want you to listen to me.
You should ask for more money.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Let's get it
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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