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She was unconscious when I found her.
You're a god.
You should write to your mother.
We're the same person.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to kill me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I knew you could survive.
I love winter in Antarctica.
We're no good.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I'm the worst miner on this planet
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Take the money and leave.
A girl needs discipline.
My life matters.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.
I feel tense.
Am I dead, or not?
It's time to pack your bags.
Open sesame.
No one will ever know
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I know who you are.
I have faith.
You monster!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
You never listen.
Your tongue has turned purple.
We've only got one bullet.
You are a genius.
You're amazing!
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Sound the alarm!
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Be yourself!
I never really lived.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You crashed the car on purpose.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I see you let yourself in.
I have the poem.
I am going to the funeral.
Someone's coming this way.
Who left a panda in the attic?
Ha-cha-cha.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are so kind to me.
Please, give me that.
Can I make money?
You are concerned.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
I have to tell you about the party.
When I was little, I wanted to be a carver.
We're lucky.
I want that cat out of my room!
I'm the greatest inventor on this planet
Take the money and die.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Put it here.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Let's drink
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You should ask your mother.
Knowledge is like a beautiful song...
I've reported it to Interpol.
You need me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want you to be curious.
He was unconscious when I found him.
My love, it's delicious.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
It's time to go to bed.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Take this with you.
You won't find it.
My life is a mystery.
You never take me seriously.
I can offer you a chai.
This is a fine ship
This is the worst time to be angry.
We're going to need a record producer.
I'll open it.
I want you to marry me.
You devil!
I knew you could make up your mind.
Dying is like opening a gate...
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
You're cursed.
I have 20-20 vision.
Don't get too close.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
It's giving me hope.
Delivery!
We've only got one option.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Eating is all I can manage now.
It's not for sale.
We need to order pizza.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Someone's having a bad day.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
It was your fault that the dog died.
You are so mean to me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I love summer in Ireland.
You should go to the police.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Your eyes have turned brown.
I feel afraid.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I want that squirrel out of my car!
You are my love.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to inspire me.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
When I was little, I wanted to be an engineer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
You are heartbroken.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Be careful!
I need to tell you about Easter.
A boy needs his grandfather.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I have to tell you about the basement.
Open the window.
I volunteer myself!
Share and share alike.
Did you fart at work?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Take the piano and go.
This looks great.
You're magnificent.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I never gave up hope.
I'm going to need a hypnotist.
It's now or never
You never do what I want.
Let's go
I'm the worst tailor on this planet
You burned it on purpose.
I want you to be humorous.
Leave it alone.
We're going to need a shovel.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
Hand me the doll.
This is a fine mess
Good luck!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Can I make trouble?
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I see you smiling.
We need to go.
Becoming rich is like doing chores...
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Get ready to die.
You're coming with me!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
This room is bugged.
You know it.
I feel angry.
I want that snake out of my house!
Take the piano and leave.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I have the gun.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
You are plodding.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This looks edible.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to help me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open the door.
It's not right.
You should write to your father.
I want you to be false.
You are an idiot.
I've reported it to mother.
I can offer you a kebab.
Your victory is like a good book...
I'm a ghost.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Laughing is good for the soul.
I'm the best astronaut on this planet
Take this with water.
I never felt so alone.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
I'm going to need a graphic artist.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'll keep guard.
Your ears have turned orange.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Please, sit down.
I have to tell you about the the moon.
You will always despise me.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I feel desperate.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Can I make jelly?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Hand me the spoon.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
You're going to pay!
Be safe!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I've reported it to the police.
We should pay the bill.
Get ready for this.
This is the worst time to be here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a navigator.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
This is a stick up.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
This is crazy
I'm trying to believe you.
I want you to love me.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are so good to me.
I want that kangaroo out of my car!
Give it here.
Someone's watching us.
Why do you love me, so much?
Take the drink and die.
I have money.
Don't fool around.
You're going to need a barista.
I'm the best record producer on this planet
Hey, watch me smile.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Show me the bike.
How dare you look at me!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Every cloud has a silver lining.
A boy needs discipline.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You could never want me.
I have the card.
Please, stop crying.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm cursed.
I am going to the grand opening.
Who left a seal in the conservatory?
I could never want you.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Whatever happens, don't panic
I am vague.
Get ready to laugh.
Can I make lemonade?
Your face has turned white.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You dropped it.
You should find your mother.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
It's not dead.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You are not my father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
This room is shrinking.
You're a ghost.
I never loved you.
I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I want that chicken out of my room!
You angel!
Romance is like a camera...
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
I feel invulnerable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a game show host.
I see you every day.
Let's dance
I can offer you a mochaccino.
No one can ever know what we did.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I'm the greatest physicist who ever lived.
You hate me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
A boy needs money.
You're special.
I want you to be obedient.
I'm going to need a spatula.
This is a day to remember
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Take this and pray.
You're going to need a bartender.
Your tongue has turned brown.
You are not my type.
I am distressed.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I can't find my water anywhere.
I knew you could turn things around.
You are my inspiration.
It's time to make lunch.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I want you to betray me.
A person is known by the company they keep.
This looks interesting.
I have the knife.
This room is unstable.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
I'll get it.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You are an artist.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You should disown your mother.
It's giving me a headache.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Don't just stand there.
Good night!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I'm the only juggler on this planet
Please, stop smoking.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Get ready to run.
Just try not to cry
I see you are thinking.
How dare you laugh at me!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
We need to break up.
Let's watch TV!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This looks peculiar.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Can I make magic?
It's time to go.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I know what happened.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a wrench.
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I want that camel out of my room!
Darling, it's so expensive.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love winter in China.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
A girl needs her own room.
I want you to be guileless.
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I can't find my juice anywhere.
Leave it until morning.
I can offer you a mojito.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I volunteer to go!
Take the piano and die.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Why do you hate me, so much?
Birds of a feather flock together.
It's your fault that the train was late.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You are not my daughter.
Good grief!
When I was little, I wanted to be a social worker.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I know where you were.
I need to tell you about the attic.
I'm going to need a sheriff.
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Who left a merlot in the garage?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I want you to stop tickling me.
You could never hate me.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
You never sing anymore.
You're never going to get away with this!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Open your heart.
We need to eat.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I want you to be injured.
Eating is good for the soul.
It's giving me an error message.
Darling, it's dead.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
We're insignificant.
I can't find my fish anywhere.
It's not alive.
Can I make it easier?
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
My life is over.
You should make peace with your mother.
We've only got one life.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Hey, watch me dance.
I want you to look at me.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I feel energetic.
I want to tell you about the Heaven.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I heard weeping coming from the barn.
I'll listen.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You're going to need a webmaster.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to be pretentious.
We're weird.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Give me the ukulele.
Don't ask any questions.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm trying to save you.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
I can offer you a pickle.
Someone's listening.
I know math.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I'm a god.
I never killed anyone.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I am going to Easter.
I have the time.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I'm the only physician who ever lived.
Who left a pinot in the bathroom?
We've only got one chance.
You broke it.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
A boy needs love.
You are an inspiration.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
Blood is thicker than water.
Can I make jewelry?
I love summer in China.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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