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I want you to stop laughing at me.

You know it.

Whoop-whoop.

Who left a skateboard in the guest room?

I love winter in America.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You're going down!

I never gave up hope.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Leave it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Open the door.

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're a ghost.

Hey, watch me leave.

We are mechanical.

Let's watch TV!

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

You devil!

Plug it in here.

You never stop to think.

I'm the worst explorer who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm trying to understand.

I see you let yourself in.

Please, come closer.

I bet you know why I'm here.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

This room is shrinking.

Life is like a guitar...

You're magnificent.

I need to tell you about the smoothie.

Time to shine

How dare you laugh at me!

Hand me the bike.

You are so kind to me.

Good grief!

I should think about this.

I have the will.

I've reported it to the police.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'll keep guard.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Someone's coming this way.

You fascinate me.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Can I make art?

Why do you tease me, so much?

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I want you to read to me.

I have 20-20 vision.

Who left a spoon in the conservatory?

We're ghosts.

Be better!

I want to tell you about Easter.

I feel maternal.

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I want that rabbit out of my life!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When the bell rings, start singing.

You are my reason for living.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

It's giving me a headache.

A girl needs money.

When I was little, I wanted to be an oracle.

I could never need you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

We've only got one chance.

I know who you are.

I love spring in Spain.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Delivery!

Get ready for this.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want to tell you about the dungeon.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm going to need a bartender.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

Leave it until morning.

Your face has turned purple.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

The first thing to consider is safety.

We need to break up.

You should make peace with your father.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You're going to pay!

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I see you have done this before.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Take this and pray.

Let's go

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You never have time for me.

Who left a kite in the outhouse?

I'm crazy.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are a thief.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I have faith.

I can't find my house anywhere.

Good night!

I know where you were.

You should quit.

Someone's listening.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Winners don't quit

I want that octopus out of my car!

I want you to listen to me.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I could never despise you.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Take the money and go.

Be safe!

I'm trying to forgive you.

It's not ready.

You dropped it.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Like father, like son.

When the door opens, remain calm.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm the greatest crook who ever lived.

I am going to Easter.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nurse.

I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Your ears have turned spotted.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

This looks great.

A girl needs love.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Who left a bagel in the cloakroom?

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I feel offended.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I have the scroll.

I want you to be conventional.

I see you for who you are.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Take this with water.

Hey, watch me move.

We're the same person.

We need to go.

You never do what I want.

My life matters.

I have needs.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I've reported it to Interpol.

This room is haunted.

You are my favourite.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I want you to stop believing in me.

This is a fine mess

I'm a ghost.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You are a twit.

I love summer in China.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

We are humorous.

I want that beaver out of my life!

It's time to go to bed.

I'm trying to win.

Get ready to dance.

You should protect your mother.

Throw me the bike.

Take the drink and leave.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You angel!

Don't ask any questions.

I knew you could see it through.

Your ears have turned blue.

I can offer you an apple.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm alone in the universe.

I want you to cook for me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beekeeper.

You despise me.

I volunteer to go!

I can't find my elephant anywhere.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I'm the best paramedic who ever lived.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

This looks bad.

My life is cursed.

Can I make it through?

I'm going to need a private detective.

I have lost the will to live.

I heard a howl coming from the sauna.

Sound the alarm!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You are so mean to me.

You never listen.

Take this for luck.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You broke it.

You deserve this

I know math.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

We're gods.

I see you came prepared.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I never really lived.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

You are festive.

Be yourself!

You are a hero.

You should vote.

Who left a can opener in the stable?

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I can offer you a good price.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I'm the greatest winemaker on this planet

I'm trying to care.

I am going to the grand opening.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Time is a great healer.

I love you.

Throw me the doll.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

It's not alive.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I want you to inspire me.

I can offer you a cranberry juice.

I knew you could fix it.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

This is a stick up.

You lost it.

We're going to need a knife.

You're special.

We need to stay.

I want that raccoon out of my room!

You crashed the car on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ornithologist.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Open it here.

You are my love.

You will always need me.

This looks edible.

Life is like a book...

You never sing anymore.

We've only got one option.

I've reported it to mother.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

How dare you look at me!

Take this with you.

I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.

I'll get it.

My life is a mystery.

A girl needs her space.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

It's almost over

I love summer in India.

Can I make an effort?

I want you to stop blaming me.

This room is unstable.

We're going to need a dentist.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I want you to be ignorant.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Please, sit down.

Take the money and die.

Your eyes have turned black.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Someone's locked the door.

You're really something!

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I can't find my eagle anywhere.

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I feel devious.

Throw me the shovel.

I'm the only impersonator on this planet

I have the knife.

Good luck!

Let's watch the game

You are so nice to me.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I know what happened.

This looks nice.

No one can ever know the truth.

You should listen to your mother.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the President.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Whatever happens, don't panic

Please, give me that.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want you to be beautiful.

I knew you could live like this.

My life means nothing.

I have to tell you about the piña colada.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

How dare you smile at me!

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You can have it.

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

I will always despise you.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I love summer in Spain.

I am complex.

Death is like a mountain...

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Throw it here.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I want that duck out of my car!

It's not dead.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You're crazy.

You are my inspiration.

Leave it alone.

I'll watch.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'm the worst botanist on this planet

Get ready, or get out.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Let's get it

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

We should think about this.

I can offer you a macchiato.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Show me the spoon.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

You are not my son.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.

I am going to the funeral.

It was my fault that the train was late.

You are a poet.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

I feel at ease.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

It's giving me hope.

Did you eat today?

You should make peace with your mother.

This is the right time to be afraid.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

You are so good to me.

Why do you love me, so much?

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I knew you could open it.

You monster!

I need to tell you about the martini.

I want you to be reliable.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Please, stand.

Open the bottle.

Curiosity killed the cat.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

I will always hate you.

Let's dance

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to love me.

I heard a noise coming from the waiting room.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Get ready to laugh.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

You never smile.

I have powers.

I know more than you realise.

Your face has turned black.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

You should ask your mother.

Ha-cha-cha.

Your eyes have turned orange.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I should go to the police.

Justice is like a beautiful melody...

Reading is good for the soul.

This is a fine ship

You are not my type.

It's not yours.

We're crazy.

I'm the greatest sailor on this planet

You're never going to get away with this!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You are jolly.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that he deceived you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Don't get too close.

Someone's having a bad day.

I never loved you.

You could never need me.

I want that fish out of my car!

Time and tide wait for no one.

It's time to go.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I can offer you a merlot.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

Can I make lemonade?

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I have to tell you about the Jim Beam.

When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I should pay the bill.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Let's play

Who left a bratwurst in the lounge room?

You never say what you're thinking.

We're going to need a model.

I see you every day.

I want you to stop me.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

You need it.

I could never hate you.

It's giving me an error message.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

Show me the icecream.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't fool around.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

We've only got one of these.

You're crazy!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

I'm magnificent.

Open your heart.

I'm a god.

I want that owl out of my life!

Take the drink and die.

I feel jolly.

Dammit, who left an ukulele in the dungeon?

I heard a noise coming from the guest room.

Someone's watching us.

You're going to need a tax collector.

I see you are thinking.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

We are vacuous.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

You are not my father.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I'll wait here.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

A girl needs confidence.

It's giving me grief.

Show me the umbrella.

I know what to do.

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