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My love, it's alive.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We're magnificent.

Throw me the teddy bear.

You will always despise me.

Don't just stand there.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

We're going to need a screwdriver.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I can offer you a good price.

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

A boy needs his grandmother.

You are a genius.

Open the bottle.

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Please, give me that.

Did you eat just now?

I have the will.

I feel weird.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Why do you hate me, so much?

Okay. Just do what I do.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

We need to make better decisions.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Let's drink

I'm the greatest air traffic controller who ever lived.

I am going to the funeral.

You never take me seriously.

Be yourself!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

It's giving me grief.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

My life means nothing.

I see you smiling.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

Good morning!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Take this for luck.

You should protect your mother.

Patriotism is like a canvas...

You're really something!

Sound the alarm!

Your face has turned black.

It's time to pack your bags.

Plug it in here.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'll watch.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Delivery!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You're going to need a knife.

This room is haunted.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I love summer in Switzerland.

This looks interesting.

I never listened.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

When the bell rings, hide.

You burned it on purpose.

I volunteer to eat it!

Hey, watch me leave.

I want that duck out of my house!

Gardening is all I can manage now.

A boy needs a job.

Am I dead, or not?

We are cruel.

I feel extravagant.

Don't fool around.

I'm trying to open it.

Someone's coming this way.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I want you to inspire me.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I see you have done this before.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

We're ghosts.

Give me the sandwich.

You're going to need an antique dealer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I have powers.

Leave it outside.

Get ready to run.

We've only got one option.

You monster!

I'm the worst real estate agent on this planet

He was unconscious when I found him.

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of beer...

Darling, it's dead.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can offer you an icecream.

Patience is a virtue

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I love you.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I am going to the wedding.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

My life is cursed.

You are so mean to me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You should protect your father.

I heard a sound coming from the pantry.

I'm lucky.

I want to tell you about Easter.

Open it here.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Can I make an impression?

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

It's not open.

This is a fine mess

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You can't always get what you want.

Let's play

Please, don't eat that.

This is the worst time to be amused.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You should go to the police.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You are a twit.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

Leave it until morning.

We've only got one bullet.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I feel cynical.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to be organized.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I want you to stop tricking me.

Open the window.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I have the knife.

We're gods.

I'm the best burglar on this planet

We need to help each other.

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

This is crazy

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Hey, watch me smile.

This looks bad.

You're under arrest!

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Did you fart at work?

I have needs.

I know who you are.

Someone's in here.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to look at me.

Your eyes have turned pink.

How dare you look at me!

I can offer you a job.

Good luck!

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I need to tell you about the carver.

We're special.

A boy needs money.

Why do you love me, so much?

When the party starts, start singing.

Who left a Heineken in the dining room?

It's your fault that the cat died.

I volunteer to go!

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I see you are thinking.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You should find your mother.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You are an artist.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want you to be private.

Stop, in the name of love.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

This room is unstable.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Get ready for this.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I'm trying to leave.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Give it here.

Show me the sandwich.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are so good to me.

Be careful!

Can I make kimchi?

Find some proof that he deceived you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I can offer you a piña colada.

I could never hate you.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's giving me hope.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

Hey, watch me move.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I want you to listen to me.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Someone's watching us.

I should hide.

We are humiliated.

We need to unite.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want that moose out of my house!

You are my father.

I'm a god.

Open the curtains.

I've reported it to the press.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Reading is all I can manage now.

I'm going to need a beautician.

Take this with you.

I feel curious.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Throw it here.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You're going to need a spoon.

You're coming with me!

You never smile.

Good night!

When the curtain goes up, hide.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

My life is over.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You are a liar.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Please, listen to me.

I'll sit on it.

I can offer you a punch.

A poor worker blames the tools.

Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Take the piano and go.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I'm trying to help.

I know more than you realise.

It's giving me a headache.

You angel!

I need to tell you about the satyr.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

It's time to go to bed.

You are my favourite.

This is a fine ship

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

You're going to need a plumber.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I have the time.

A boy needs his father.

Take this and pray.

You should hide.

Alright, who left an ale in the bathroom?

I'm the only burglar who ever lived.

You're magnificent.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I want you to stop loving me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I will always need you.

I am thoughtless.

It's not in.

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

All's well that ends well

You made me cry on purpose.

You're crazy!

You never call me.

I can't find my fly anywhere.

I want you to stop me.

Don't ask any questions.

I feel alone.

I love winter in America.

Can I make babies?

You know it.

I want that cat out of my car!

I've reported it to the police.

Let's eat

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to be regretful.

You are my inspiration.

I'll open it.

You are a handsome devil.

You could never need me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I knew you could live like this.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

We should hide.

My life is a mystery.

How dare you smile at me!

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I know what happened.

Leave it to the professionals.

A boy needs boundaries.

I have the scroll.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

The first thing to consider is safety.

Did you eat today?

Your lips have turned red.

It's your fault that the train was late.

We need to close it.

Don't get too close.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I'm the best pickpocket who ever lived.

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Romance is like a party...

You never do what I want.

I feel important.

Put it here.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

This is a stick up.

This looks odd.

I heard weeping coming from the corridor.

You need it.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

I am going to the party.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I never killed anyone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a percussionist.

I knew you could survive.

Can I make art?

Don't upset your father, not now.

Dammit, who left a goldfish in the wine cellar?

You're a god.

Take the money and go.

I want you to be paranoid.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I'm insignificant.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

This room is bugged.

All that glitters is not gold.

Someone's locked the door.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I want that puppy out of my house!

Open your heart.

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

You are my mother.

Leave it alone.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

How dare you laugh at me!

I see you every day.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I'm going to need an interior designer.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Show me the croissant.

I know where you were.

Don't wait to be asked.

Your tongue has turned black.

Take this with water.

We are arbitrary.

I love winter in France.

I could never want you.

I want you to be spontaneous.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Can I make laughter?

Let's watch TV!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Your cheeks have turned red.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

My life matters.

We need to fight.

I should start a business.

I see you came prepared.

Please, stop smoking.

Who left a fork in the laundry?

When I was little, I wanted to be a barista.

I'm the worst missionary on this planet

I can offer you a bagel.

I'll get it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I never felt so alone.

Getting married is like making cupcakes...

A girl needs money.

Get ready to laugh.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You should call your mother.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

I know math.

Drop it here.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

It's not alive.

You will always hate me.

I want that spider out of my room!

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

We're going to need a spatula.

I want you to help me.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I could never despise you.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you to be crazy.

Your nose has turned black.

Take the money and die.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

No one can ever know the truth.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I love spring in Japan.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Hand me the knife.

Okay, who left a Heineken in the bathroom?

You should write to your father.

Can I make a mess?

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Finding a job is like applying for a job...

We are tactless.

I'll get ready.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I can't find my elephant anywhere.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

I despise you.

Fears are like chocolate...

I see you know what to do.

You are a thief.

I never loved you.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

I want you to kill me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I have a secret.

You can have it.

I should pay the bill.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Get ready to dance.

This room is shrinking.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Leave it here.

I know what to do.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

This looks familiar.

Please, don't move.

I heard a howl coming from the classroom.

Whoop-whoop.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Be safe!

Who left a Fanta in the dungeon?

It wasn't your fault that the label came off.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I love fall in Canada.

It's not mine.

I bet you know why I'm here.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I'm trying to believe you.

This is the worst time to be here.

No one will ever know

Can I make sandwiches?

Take the piano and leave.

I can't find my fish anywhere.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I knew you could see it through.

This is a day to remember

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I will always hate you.

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