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You dropped it.

Get ready for this.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Hey, watch me leave.

How dare you laugh at me!

Take this with water.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I want you to be hungry.

Please, come closer.

I want you to stop following me.

You're a god.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I'm going to need an illustrator.

My love, it's so expensive.

Open it here.

I knew you could survive.

You are not my daughter.

I need to tell you about the herbalist.

You should call your mother.

I heard a noise coming from the armory.

I know the future.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This looks suspicious.

I have powers.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I feel terrible.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

This room is haunted.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

Why do you tease me, so much?

Don't upset your father, not now.

You love me.

You are an idiot.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

Getting married is like doing housework...

We should pay the bill.

I volunteer myself!

This is the perfect time to be here.

I've reported it to the press.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Someone's watching us.

Did you get lucky today?

Leave it alone.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You're really something!

Good grief!

You are so nice to me.

Your face has turned yellow.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I love spring in England.

I'm crazy.

I am going to Christmas.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

Get ready to run.

You never sing anymore.

Please, don't move.

I'm a ghost.

My life is over.

A boy needs his mother.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I want you to betray me.

You should disown your father.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You reap what you sow.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I know more than you realise.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you.

Who left an apple in the dining room?

We need to help each other.

Stop, in the name of love.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm the worst sailor on this planet

I want to tell you about the the North Pole.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You are a twit.

You want it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I want that swan out of my room!

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Take this and pray.

It's not yours.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Throw me the umbrella.

Can I make up a story?

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm trying to help.

No one will ever know

It's time to go to bed.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Did you fart today?

I want you to be perceptive.

Delivery!

Sound the alarm!

I have time.

Your nose has turned purple.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I have the card.

We're no good.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Your ears have turned blue.

I am going to the grand opening.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

I never really lived.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I can offer you a job.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

When I was little, I wanted to be a swordsmith.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This looks wrong.

Am I dead, or not?

I heard a noise coming from the office.

I want you to inspire me.

I hate you.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

Why do you hate me, so much?

I feel tough.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

We're ghosts.

I love fall in Brazil.

It's not working.

Someone's in here.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm the worst barista who ever lived.

You are my mother.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You're going to need a knife.

Take the drink and leave.

Can I make money?

I want you to document my trip to France.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You devil!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You never call me.

You should find your mother.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

It's giving me grief.

We are lazy.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to be odd.

We need to order pizza.

You're a ghost.

I should quit.

Be safe!

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Give it here.

Your face has turned green.

Maybe no one will notice

I have the letter.

I'm alone in the universe.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're gods.

I need to tell you about the mochaccino.

I feel hopeful.

Don't wait to be asked.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You're never going to get away with this!

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I volunteer to go!

How much luck do you have?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

Please, don't touch that.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

My love, it's so juicy.

I'm trying to understand.

Get out while the getting is good.

I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You are not my type.

Why do you love me, so much?

Open the curtains.

I'm the greatest cameraman who ever lived.

I want you to love me.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

It's giving me an error message.

You should find your father.

How dare you smile at me!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

You could never want me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You are my father.

I want you to be secure.

Who left a burger in the outhouse?

Take this with you.

You're going to need a graphic artist.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Stop, in the name of the law.

We need to close it.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You monster!

Your nose has turned white.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

No one can ever know what we did.

Hey, watch me smile.

I'll keep guard.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Ha-cha-cha.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Don't fool around.

Can I make a list?

It was my fault that the cat died.

A boy needs discipline.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Please, come in.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I love autumn in Canada.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

We are coarse.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Okay, who left a bear in the kitchen?

I want you to listen to me.

You could never need me.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Darling, it's delicious.

Leave it outside.

How dare you look at me!

Someone's locked the door.

Take the drink and die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I never gave up hope.

Hand me the wrench.

I want you to be groovy.

I want that seal out of my car!

I see you came prepared.

You angel!

You are a genius.

It's time to go.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

No one can ever know the truth.

You need it.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is crazy

I have the poem.

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

I know what to do.

You should protect your father.

Plug it in here.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

I will always need you.

We've only got one chance.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Courage is like a picnic at the beach...

You're going to need a physician.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Who left a hammer in the garage?

My life is cursed.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I volunteer as tribute!

Take the piano and leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Give me the knife.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I'm the best antique dealer who ever lived.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I feel eager.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I knew you could see it through.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.

Please, sit down.

I see you know what to do.

I never hurt anybody.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

No one can ever know how we did it.

I'll help.

Open the bottle.

We're magnificent.

My love, it's dead.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want that elephant out of my house!

We are snoopy.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You will always need me.

You're going to need a saw.

I want you to be preoccupied.

You should disown your mother.

Your tongue has turned white.

I want you to hold me.

You never say what you're thinking.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm a god.

I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.

I'm trying to open it.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

We're going to need a bartender.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

You are so good to me.

This is a fine mess

Find some proof that she lied to you.

One good deed deserves another.

Just be yourself

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You are my son.

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want that shark out of my life!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Who left a moose in the basement?

A girl needs her mother.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We've only got one bullet.

The truth is like a beautiful song...

Darling, it's beautiful.

We're lucky.

Take the piano and go.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Hand me the muffin.

I see you every day.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I love winter in England.

I have faith.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I know math.

This looks nice.

I want you to kiss me.

I've reported it to the police.

I will always love you.

You're coming with me!

You are a poet.

I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I'll watch.

Open the window.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

You could never love me.

It's giving me hope.

You are not my mother.

Please, don't eat that.

Running for office is like applying for a job...

I want you to stop laughing at me.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

This room is shrinking.

When I was little, I wanted to be a broker.

I should think about this.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

My life means nothing.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Let's watch the game

We need to go.

I am provoked.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Wealth is like a piano...

Am I coming with you, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I feel nervous.

I love fall in Australia.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

A girl needs discipline.

I'm the worst athlete who ever lived.

I want that puppy out of my house!

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are a liar.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

Good night!

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Throw me the saw.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Don't just stand there.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

You are so kind to me.

It's not the right size.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Please, remain silent.

Let's watch TV!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Am I under arrest, or not?

Be careful!

Can I make a pillow fort?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.

You should make peace with your father.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

We need to make out.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I never loved you.

This room is bugged.

Get ready, or get out.

My life is a mystery.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to be protective.

I have 20-20 vision.

Time to shine

Find some proof that they tricked you.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I'm cursed.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

We're going to need an imam.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Hand me the knife.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

When the party starts, hide.

Dammit, who left a spring-roll in the garage?

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a diet Coke.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Open the door.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Put it here.

I'm the worst truck driver on this planet

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You should call your father.

Be better!

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

A girl needs love.

I want you to be doubtful.

We need to play.

I'll get ready.

I want that bunny out of my car!

I want to tell you about the cloakroom.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

How much money do you have?

Get ready to dance.

It's time to pack your bags.

I never felt so alone.

I'm going to need a cosmonaut.

You're amazing!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Victory is like a summer's day...

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You made me cry on purpose.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Please, tell me.

This looks great.

Who left a burger in the bathroom?

It has to work

Actions speak louder than words.

I knew you could live like this.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Take this for luck.

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