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I've reported it to Interpol.
I heard a voice coming from the closet.
I am going to Easter.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You monster!
Don't upset your father, not now.
You are so good to me.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're gods.
Why do you tease me, so much?
This room is shrinking.
You are the best person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
How dare you smile at me!
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I volunteer to eat it!
Your face has turned orange.
I have 20-20 vision.
We are vague.
This is a fine mess
Leave it alone.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I see you let yourself in.
We need to unite.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a reporter.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Be safe!
I'm trying to understand.
I feel elated.
I could never want you.
Winners don't quit
Who left an umbrella in the pantry?
You're going to need a tax collector.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want you to stop tricking me.
Someone's in here.
Good luck!
I'm a god.
You never listen.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I'll listen.
We're going to need a wrench.
My life matters.
I want you to be dignified.
Becoming rich is like opening a window...
You're under arrest!
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I'm the best astronaut who ever lived.
Success is like a party...
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
We're insignificant.
You will always want me.
I love fall in Canada.
Delivery!
Drop it here.
I want you to betray me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Take this with water.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You should call your mother.
Don't get too close.
You are my only hope.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Stop, in the name of love.
I can't find my margarita anywhere.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Can I make up?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You dropped it.
I can offer you a macchiato.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Give me the chair.
Why do you love me, so much?
Someone's listening.
I want that wolf out of my room!
It's not heavy.
We're going to need a poet.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to stop lying to me.
Get ready, or get out.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I will always want you.
Who left a hot dog in the outhouse?
This looks bad.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
I need to tell you about the fishcake.
You are not my father.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Leave it outside.
I'm a ghost.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I feel humiliated.
This room is bugged.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
If you're done, we'll get started.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to be spirited.
It's now or never
I have faith.
Please, lie down.
We are reserved.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I'm cursed.
We're ghosts.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
You are a thief.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could make up your mind.
I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You burned it on purpose.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
How much influence do you have?
I can't find my doll anywhere.
You lost it.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
It's giving me a headache.
Let's play
I want you to listen to me.
Open your heart.
You angel!
Can I make medicine?
You should find your father.
I volunteer as tribute!
I despise you.
Your tongue has turned white.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I see you smiling.
Who left a Guinness in the classroom?
It's not appropriate.
I love fall in Antarctica.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Hey, watch me dance.
You're going to need a taxi-driver.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm the greatest game show host who ever lived.
I know what to do.
This looks odd.
It's time to make lunch.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Don't fool around.
Why do you hate me, so much?
If you don't want it, put it back.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I never felt so alone.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Please, don't touch that.
You never smile.
Throw me the chicken wing.
Take the drink and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.
Sound the alarm!
I can offer you a job.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Stop, in the name of the law.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I feel rebellious.
I want you to cook for me.
I have the time.
You are a twit.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
My life is a mystery.
When the lights go out, hide.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You are so mean to me.
Be better!
Get ready to laugh.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
If you're sure, we'll get started.
They know it was me
I've reported it to the police.
I'm trying to believe you.
I knew you could open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Take this for luck.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Leave it until morning.
I volunteer to go!
Dying is like taking medicine...
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're going to need a guitarist.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
You are not my daughter.
A girl needs her friends.
Open the curtains.
It's not mine.
We're alone in the universe.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I love summer in Australia.
I see you every day.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
You are miserly.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Give it here.
I'm the best chef who ever lived.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
Hey, watch me move.
We need to make out.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Your nose has turned blue.
Did you fart while I was away?
I have the poem.
How dare you look at me!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You won't find it.
It's time to go.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
Be yourself!
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
You are my sunshine.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You should ask your mother.
I want you to kiss me.
Who left a whale in the guest room?
I want you to be self-critical.
This room is haunted.
Falling in love is like eating a cake...
I hate you.
You're coming with me!
I feel determined.
It's almost over
Please, stop laughing.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're weird.
I've reported it to the press.
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
My life is over.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I see you came prepared.
You're a ghost.
This looks suspicious.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Hey, watch me smile.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
We're the same person.
This is a day to remember
I need to tell you about the pickle.
I have the will.
A girl needs love.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Take the piano and die.
Someone's watching us.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Your eyes have turned pink.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm the worst sculptor who ever lived.
Be careful!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Show me the bagel.
This room is unstable.
Can I make animal sounds?
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I am going to the grand opening.
Darling, it's alive.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It's not the right size.
I love summer in Canada.
Take this and pray.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want that deer out of my life!
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
I have time.
You are so kind to me.
Just breathe
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I volunteer myself!
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You are not my son.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Get ready to die.
We're going to need a bishop.
You're amazing!
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I know more than you realise.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are a handsome devil.
I never wanted this.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I feel groovy.
Who left an umbrella in the chapel?
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I can offer you a Guinness.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We are hesitant.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You're lucky.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to be unfriendly.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
Please, stop doing that.
Anger is like a forest...
My life is cursed.
You never say what you're thinking.
My love, it's alive.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'll sit on it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I love fall in Spain.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Truth will out.
Throw me the saw.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You can have it.
You are a poet.
You could never need me.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I could never hate you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
You are not my mother.
I'm the worst undertaker who ever lived.
I have the card.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm going to need a cook.
I see you are thinking.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
You devil!
Open sesame.
You're weird.
Can I make out?
You're going down!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's giving me an error message.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I feel worked up.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
I know where you were.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Mercy is like a camera...
A girl needs her own room.
You should listen to your father.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.
I love spring in Germany.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Show me the bratwurst.
You never call me.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want that tortoise out of my life!
I have money.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I want you to be big-thinking.
Take the piano and leave.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
We are modern.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
We've only got one life.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I'm the worst tax collector who ever lived.
I want you to inspire me.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You fascinate me.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
I know who you are.
It's going to be okay
You are an inspiration.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a thief.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have to tell you about the pinot.
You're insignificant.
I never really lived.
Did you eat just now?
Good night!
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I can't find my moose anywhere.
I feel serene.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
It's your fault that the train was late.
You should quit.
When I was little, I wanted to be a barista.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I'll open it.
Let's eat
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
You are impulsive.
Throw me the spring-roll.
Your face has turned black.
This looks wrong.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I'm the worst burglar who ever lived.
When the party starts, start singing.
I want you to stop following me.
My love, it's dead.
You should write to your mother.
I see you know what to do.
It's not alive.
You never stop to think.
Get ready to run.
I'm lucky.
You could never hate me.
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Gardening is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want that goose out of my life!
I want you to be useless.
I am going to the party.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I feel nervous.
Take the drink and die.
You should pay the bill.
I'll help.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I can't find my beetle anywhere.
Please, don't take that.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I love spring in Antarctica.
Don't just stand there.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Friendship is like a river...
You're going to pay!
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Good morning!
I have the scroll.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'm going to need a bank robber.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You're alone in the universe.
I can offer you a croissant.
It's time to pack your bags.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Your tongue has turned blue.
Can I make a cake?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You are casual.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You can't have it.
Take the piano and go.
I love summer in Japan.
Give me the teddy bear.
Did you fart at work?
My life means nothing.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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