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You are an artist.

We're gods.

I want to tell you about the party.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You're a god.

My life is a mystery.

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Don't ask any questions.

You are quiet.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Someone's coming this way.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Gardening is good for the soul.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I have needs.

Please, stop smoking.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I never wanted to die.

You should disown your mother.

I love spring in Canada.

I see you every day.

We've only got one bullet.

I'm the best dictator on this planet

Hey, watch me leave.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I want you to stop tricking me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You're going to need a knife.

Darling, it's dead.

I volunteer myself!

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

How dare you laugh at me!

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to be discontented.

This room is bugged.

Sound the alarm!

You're going down!

I'm going to need an accountant.

Can I make the world better?

I am going to the grand opening.

You could never need me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Good luck!

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

I'll sit on it.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You never say what you're thinking.

We should pay the bill.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This looks familiar.

Let's watch the game

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Get ready for this.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Please, stand.

You are so nice to me.

Take the money and die.

Hand me the spoon.

I want you to help me.

I have faith.

I knew you could see it through.

I have the knife.

I want that seal out of my life!

You devil!

We need to go.

Take this with you.

A girl needs her mother.

Be careful!

You are not my son.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'm trying to win.

I want you to be busy.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I know who you are.

Dammit, who left a teddy bear in the dungeon?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I feel dirty.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's watching us.

I want you.

I've reported it to the press.

We're the same person.

It was your fault that we ran out of money.

You're going to need a can opener.

I want to tell you about the the escape-pod.

I heard a sound coming from the classroom.

My life is cursed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

We are debonair.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Give it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a job.

Open the window.

Can I make it better?

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Darling, it's delicious.

I'm the best mobster on this planet

You are my daughter.

I'm weird.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I volunteer to eat it!

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I'm going to need a cartoonist.

This room is unstable.

Take this for luck.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You should write to your mother.

You can have it.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You are a godsend.

It's giving me hope.

You fascinate me.

I want that moose out of my life!

You never call me.

I never felt so alone.

Hand me the spatula.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

How dare you look at me!

Be safe!

Your cheeks have turned black.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I have the card.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

You are not my type.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I feel calm.

You are so good to me.

You're going to need a fork.

I am going to Easter.

This is a stick up.

I know what to do.

I have 20-20 vision.

I've reported it to mother.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

My life matters.

It's not appropriate.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

I want you to be small-thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are detestable.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Your tongue has turned red.

Despair is like a river...

I'll open it.

You should ask for more money.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

We're weird.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You're really something!

We're ghosts.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Ha-cha-cha.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I'm the best composer on this planet

I have the scroll.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Leave it here.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You could never despise me.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I need you.

I volunteer as tribute!

Laughing is good for the soul.

Get ready, or get out.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Be better!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Take the drink and go.

Let's eat

I want you to be enervated.

It's not easy.

I never loved you.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

A girl needs her space.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't fool around.

We're going to need a can opener.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

We are scrupulous.

You burned it on purpose.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Delivery!

You are a poet.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You're magnificent.

This looks peculiar.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You are not my mother.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Today is the day

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Fears are like chocolate...

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want to tell you about the celery stick.

I see you have done this before.

I can offer you a burger.

Please, sit down.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

I'm the greatest geologist on this planet

You're under arrest!

Finding a job is like turning on a radio...

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Get ready to laugh.

I love spring in Brazil.

I want that raccoon out of my room!

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Someone's in here.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

It's time to make lunch.

Who left a doll in the basement?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I'll watch.

Take the money and leave.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You never have time for me.

Leave it to the professionals.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm a god.

You should make peace with your father.

Hey, watch me move.

We're crazy.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

A girl needs boundaries.

I want you to love me.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

Can I make certain?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I know where you were.

I volunteer to go!

You are a handsome devil.

I want you to be stoic.

Show me the hammer.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

I'm the worst graphic artist on this planet

We're going to need a mason.

This is crazy

Please, lie down.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Plug it in here.

This is a fine mess

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

Did you fart this morning?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's giving me grief.

Your ears have turned pink.

Good night!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This looks interesting.

You broke it.

I'll get ready.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

I want that cheetah out of my life!

Your face has turned orange.

I should ask for more money.

I'm trying to believe you.

You are so kind to me.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I could never hate you.

Take the piano and go.

I have time.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want to tell you about the plumber.

You should listen to your father.

This is the worst time to be here.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

You will always love me.

It's your fault that the crops died.

It's not dead.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

My love, it's delicious.

Okay. Just do what I do.

A girl needs her own room.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Get ready to dance.

Am I dead, or not?

You never sing anymore.

Who left a shovel in the guest room?

I'm going to need a can opener.

I see you let yourself in.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I want you to stop following me.

Your eyes have turned green.

Open the bottle.

I want you to read to me.

Show me the carrot.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

No one can ever know that I can dance.

We are physical.

I have the need, the need for speed.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You know it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

This room is haunted.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Take this with water.

I want you to be superficial.

No one suspects a thing

Please, listen to me.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Take the drink and leave.

I want that eagle out of my car!

We're going to need a lot of help.

Love is like a movie...

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

I'm the greatest farmer on this planet

I feel tense.

Whoop-whoop.

My life is over.

I want to tell you about the singer.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I've reported it to the President.

You are my teacher.

Okay, who left a duck in the office?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a spoon.

This is the right time to be angry.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

A girl needs her father.

You angel!

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Darling, it's so expensive.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.

I have the letter.

I will always want you.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

We're going to need an explorer.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Someone's having a bad day.

No one can ever know how we did it.

It's not tight enough.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

Don't just stand there.

I have money.

Please, don't touch that.

You need it.

Let's play

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I feel invisible.

When the party starts, start crying.

Can I make it happen?

I love summer in Canada.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

You're amazing!

I can offer you a carrot.

We need to make out.

Give me the bagel.

I want that crab out of my car!

You're weird.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I need to tell you about the hotelier.

It's now or never

I am going to Christmas.

I'm going to need a knife.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Your nose has turned white.

I want you to stop me.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm the only missionary who ever lived.

Get ready to run.

A boy needs love.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

How dare you smile at me!

It's time to pack your bags.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I have to tell you about the party.

You will always despise me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I feel responsible.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Dammit, who left an apple in the laundry?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I want you to kill me.

Someone's listening.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

You should think about this.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Can I make it worse?

You are not my father.

I'm special.

I'm a ghost.

I want that bird out of my room!

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Leave it until morning.

I see you are thinking.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I heard a noise coming from the waiting room.

This is a day to remember

Please, tell me.

Hey, watch me dance.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Did you fart just now?

I'm going to need a jeweler.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I am going to the funeral.

Darling, it's so shiny.

We've only got one of these.

You're going to need a shovel.

I want you to be prudent.

A boy needs money.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

You are charismatic.

I'm trying to understand.

You never listen.

I've reported it to the police.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

It was your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Open your heart.

I have to tell you about the dungeon.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Anger is like a beautiful song...

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Good grief!

You are my sunshine.

Don't get too close.

I'm the greatest garbage collector on this planet

We need to play.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

You will always want me.

Getting married is like tidying your room...

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I want you to be conciliatory.

I can offer you an icecream.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I know what happened.

Throw me the spatula.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I want you to hold me.

You're insignificant.

Please, come in.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Good morning!

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

It was my fault that the play sucked.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.

You're a ghost.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

You are a thief.

It's time to go.

Can I make time?

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You can do this

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

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