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You can't have it.
Don't wait to be asked.
We're the same person.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I knew you could fix it.
We are amoral.
Give me the burger.
This room is haunted.
I volunteer to go!
I know where you were.
Plug it in here.
I want you to clean up after me.
Open the window.
Take the drink and go.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You are so nice to me.
You're no good.
Please, listen to me.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is a stick up.
You devil!
I've reported it to the President.
You're a god.
I'm going to need a navigator.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I have the gun.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I have money.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You are a genius.
Dammit, who left an apple in the kitchen?
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Hey, watch me dance.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I never loved you.
I'll be here, if you need me.
You're going to need a shovel.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
You should think about this.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Leave it to the professionals.
Why do you tease me, so much?
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You're never going to get away with this!
You love me.
It's giving me grief.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
It's time to go.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I see you every day.
Be yourself!
When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Let's get it
Maybe no one will notice
Success is like a canvas...
Your nose has turned white.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to stop smelling me.
A girl needs her grandfather.
We've only got one bullet.
You never have time for me.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I want you to be colorful.
Take this with water.
This looks nice.
I'm the only greengrocer on this planet
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Good grief!
Your ears have turned green.
You should call your mother.
I want you to stop me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are not my son.
Don't fool around.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
We need to eat.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I want that camel out of my house!
My life is cursed.
Please, come in.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I never wanted to die.
We're gods.
This room is shrinking.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
I'll sit on it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I will always need you.
It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You're coming with me!
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Get ready to laugh.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Am I dead, or not?
I am shrewd.
You are a godsend.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Can I make a treehouse?
I'm going to need a garbage collector.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Who left a spring-roll in the living room?
Show me the banana.
I need to tell you about the basement.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Leave it alone.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You should make peace with your mother.
Be safe!
It's not tight enough.
Don't get too close.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
I am going to the funeral.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm insignificant.
We're going to need a wrench.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You never call me.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are not my mother.
I want you to help me.
You're a ghost.
You should pay the bill.
Take this for luck.
Hope is like an ocean...
You can do this
We're ghosts.
This looks edible.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I love spring in Canada.
I want you to be destructive.
It's time to brush your teeth.
This is a fine ship
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
You're really something!
I volunteer as tribute!
I have the card.
Sound the alarm!
I know who you are.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
The early bird gets the worm.
I'll keep guard.
Good luck!
My life matters.
Okay. Just do what I do.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
We need to close it.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I have faith.
I knew you could survive.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Let's eat
You won't find it.
Put it here.
You never say what you're thinking.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I am going to Easter.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Someone's watching us.
I never gave up hope.
Please, look at me.
We've only got one hope.
I'm going to need a geologist.
I want that tiger out of my room!
We should ask for more money.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'm a god.
I want you to listen to me.
Who left a kebab in the guest room?
It's not for sale.
Be better!
Take the piano and die.
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
We're crazy.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Get ready for this.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You are a twit.
I can't find my fly anywhere.
How dare you laugh at me!
You're going down!
Having a child is like applying for a job...
It's time to go to bed.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Your tongue has turned black.
You are my sunshine.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Your lips have turned white.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'll open it.
A girl needs her friends.
I've reported it to the police.
You are not my conscience.
I have a secret.
I love spring in Japan.
You should ask your mother.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Hand me the hammer.
I feel extravagant.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You could never hate me.
Drop it here.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
I never could make up my mind.
I can offer you a sandwich.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I have to tell you about Friday.
You monster!
Delivery!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
We're lucky.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We're going to need a detective.
You are a thief.
This room is unstable.
You're crazy!
Who left a bunny in the chapel?
Don't upset your father, not now.
Dating is like opening a letter...
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
I'm the greatest stunt double who ever lived.
We need to stop.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I will always want you.
It was my fault that the label came off.
This looks interesting.
I'll get ready.
I see you have done this before.
We've only got one of these.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Did you fart yesterday?
You should write to your mother.
My life is a mystery.
I bet you know why I'm going.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Good night!
Please, don't take that.
You are so kind to me.
You found it.
You are pugnacious.
I love summer in Spain.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You angel!
Can I make music?
It's not appropriate.
We're magnificent.
I want you to be individualistic.
Let's play
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
How dare you smile at me!
The best things in life are free.
You hate me.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I have powers.
This looks peculiar.
We should vote.
I am going to Christmas.
You made me cry on purpose.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I need to tell you about the candy-bar.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I feel tense.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to love me.
Open the bottle.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I want that puppy out of my life!
I'm going to need a hammer.
My love, it's so juicy.
I knew you could see it through.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
I could never need you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
It's time to pack your bags.
You are a handsome devil.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I'll get it.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Please, stop crying.
Someone's coming this way.
You're amazing!
You are organized.
I want you to be steady.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I love autumn in France.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I'm the greatest air traffic controller on this planet
It's your fault that the crops died.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Am I under arrest, or not?
You should listen to your mother.
I never hurt anybody.
Take this with you.
It's not yours.
This looks suspicious.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Winners don't quit
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to marry me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I'm going to need a poet.
I know the future.
Show me the umbrella.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
You're under arrest!
It was your fault that the train was late.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You are so mean to me.
Dammit, who left a kite in the kitchen?
We need to order pizza.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Can I make an igloo?
I can't find my seagull anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I have lost the will to live.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
It's time to make lunch.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I can offer you a croissant.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
My love, it's delicious.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I feel at ease.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
My life is over.
I heard weeping coming from the stable.
Leave it until morning.
I'll watch.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You're cursed.
Did you eat just now?
Why do you love me, so much?
I am greedy.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Take the piano and leave.
Give me the spatula.
I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
How much money do you have?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Let's dance
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Your face has turned yellow.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want that lion out of my life!
Your eyes have turned spotted.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
You are a hero.
I want you to stop blaming me.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I am going to the wedding.
You want it.
I love spring in Brazil.
Please, come closer.
You are not my type.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I should pay the bill.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I can't find my spider anywhere.
Hey, watch me leave.
I have the knife.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Take the drink and leave.
I want you to be coarse.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You're special.
A boy needs money.
Can I make trouble?
I'm the worst messenger on this planet
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I feel stylish.
I can offer you a coffee.
It's giving me hope.
Your face has turned black.
It's not right.
They know it was me
Who left a candy-bar in the lounge room?
I'm trying to understand.
I am victimized.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You need me.
You're going to need a DJ.
You're going to need a spoon.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I have to tell you about Christmas.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
One good deed deserves another.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Take the drink and die.
You should find your father.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
Please, be careful.
Someone's in here.
Your opinion is like a party...
I want you to cook for me.
You burned it on purpose.
Take this and pray.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
It's not in.
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to be idealistic.
When the party starts, start singing.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Show me the kite.
I'm the worst nurse on this planet
I feel cautious.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Leave it outside.
I never felt so alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Dare to dream
This is a fine mess
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Let's go
I love spring in France.
I have the poem.
We're going to need a hammer.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Alright, who left an umbrella in the garage?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I am steadfast.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I will always hate you.
You broke it.
You never stop to think.
I'm a ghost.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.
Whoop-whoop.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
My love, it's dead.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
It was my fault that the wig came off.
Be careful!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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