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We need to make out.

Take this and pray.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I never felt so alone.

Someone's watching us.

My life matters.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's not alive.

I should ask for more money.

You hate me.

Open the door.

This looks familiar.

I see you smiling.

You devil!

You never listen.

Fears are like chocolate...

No one can ever know that I survived.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's time to pack your bags.

I want you to be hefty.

I bet you know why I'm here.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want that monkey out of my life!

I want you to help me.

You should write to your father.

I feel worked up.

Can I make out?

My love, it's delicious.

You are a poet.

I heard a howl coming from the lobby.

You dropped it.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Throw me the spring-roll.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I volunteer to eat it!

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are my reason for living.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Leave it alone.

Get ready for this.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to stop loving me.

Delivery!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Let's play

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

We're gods.

Please, come in.

Your lips have turned purple.

Failure is like a book...

Did you eat while I was away?

This is a fine mess

You're going to pay!

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I have faith.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Be careful!

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I see you every day.

I am going to the party.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Why do you love me, so much?

If you don't want it, put it back.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Take this for luck.

Open the bottle.

How dare you smile at me!

My life is over.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

We're going to need a rabbi.

I love spring in France.

It's giving me grief.

Take the drink and die.

I've reported it to the police.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

This room is unstable.

I heard a voice coming from the guest room.

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm a ghost.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'll open it.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I want you to cook for me.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You are a genius.

I'm the greatest composer on this planet

I'm trying to help.

We're magnificent.

I knew you could turn things around.

Leave it until morning.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This looks great.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

Give me the skateboard.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Show no mercy

We're ghosts.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.

Give it here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Please, come closer.

Let's watch TV!

You're never going to get away with this!

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

You are not my son.

You are so kind to me.

We are dismayed.

Be safe!

You should pay the bill.

You're going to need a crook.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

You should ask your father.

I need you.

Take the piano and go.

It's not yours.

I can offer you an icecream.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

We need to break up.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You are my favourite.

I have the need, the need for speed.

This is the right time to be amused.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

I love summer in China.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

A boy needs his friends.

This looks peculiar.

I knew you could live like this.

Open sesame.

Your tongue has turned orange.

Can I make love?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to hold me.

I want that frog out of my car!

My love, it's so expensive.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

You are an inspiration.

My life means nothing.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Throw me the ball.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I'll listen.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I volunteer myself!

I can't find my shark anywhere.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I'm magnificent.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This is crazy

Be better!

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

We've only got one life.

We're the same person.

Throw it here.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I feel frivolous.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

You're amazing!

I love winter in India.

Please, listen to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a musician.

I have 20-20 vision.

Love is blind.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Good morning!

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I see you came prepared.

We're going to need a game show host.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Your cheeks have turned red.

I am foolish.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I'm the greatest paramedic on this planet

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

It's not working.

Did you fart while I was away?

I have the scroll.

I know more than you realise.

I can offer you a punch.

Dammit, who left a hammer in the walk-in freezer?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You are not my favourite.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Your tongue has turned blue.

You should make peace with your father.

Take the money and go.

Hey, watch me leave.

Darling, it's beautiful.

A girl needs confidence.

I'm no good.

I want that moose out of my car!

Leave it to the professionals.

You're a god.

I want to tell you about Easter.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I want to tell you about the cracker.

I will always need you.

You burned it on purpose.

I'll help.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Laughing is good for the soul.

You are a thief.

I want you to read to me.

Your lips have turned grey.

Take this with water.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I have needs.

You never stop to think.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I should quit.

Can I make history?

You're under arrest!

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Reality is like a river...

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I'm the best oracle who ever lived.

You won't find it.

I am strict.

Hand me the ball.

Sound the alarm!

Plug it in here.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

I knew you could make up your mind.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You are so mean to me.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You angel!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I want to tell you about the croissant.

Get ready to run.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I want you to be sadistic.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Open your heart.

It's not easy.

You're magnificent.

Who left a pickle in the bathroom?

I feel indecisive.

This room is shrinking.

You could never want me.

I love winter in Australia.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Whoop-whoop.

Stop, in the name of love.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I can offer you a job.

I know math.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

My love, it's so shiny.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a swordsmith.

My life is a mystery.

We're going to need a saw.

Did you eat yesterday?

Can I make music?

No one can ever know how we did it.

You should write to your mother.

You're going to need a bartender.

Always put your best foot forward.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Winners don't quit

I want you to stop questioning me.

You found it.

Don't get too close.

I volunteer to go!

We need to unite.

You never smile.

A girl needs money.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I see you have done this before.

I am going to Christmas.

Please, wait here.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Put it here.

This is a day to remember

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm trying to save you.

Take the money and die.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I love summer in Canada.

I'm weird.

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of beer...

You are so nice to me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

This looks interesting.

I want you to be unsentimental.

Someone's in here.

I have time.

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

You despise me.

We are discouraging.

I want you.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Who left a latte in the pantry?

I can offer you a coffee.

You're going down!

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Birds of a feather flock together.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I have to tell you about the student.

I'm going to need a spatula.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

How much time do you have?

We should ask for more money.

I have the gun.

Please, give me that.

Don't upset your father, not now.

A boy needs discipline.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Your ego is like a camera...

Let's dance

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

It's going to be okay

I love winter in Japan.

Eating is good for the soul.

Can I make a treehouse?

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Darling, it's alive.

Good luck!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to stop blaming me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

I'm going to need a police officer.

I want that eagle out of my house!

I want you to be outrageous.

I never gave up hope.

I have a secret.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

You never take me seriously.

You are circumspect.

I'll watch.

This is a fine ship

I'm trying to open it.

You're going to need a saw.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I've reported it to mother.

You should protect your mother.

I'm the worst spy who ever lived.

Ha-cha-cha.

Hey, watch me move.

Leave it here.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

I know the future.

I am going to the funeral.

You will always want me.

How dare you look at me!

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I want you to betray me.

Give me the can opener.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You can do this

Let's get it

I never loved you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the hole.

A girl needs discipline.

Good night!

Someone's listening.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

You are a liar.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

Did you eat just now?

Who left a slice of pizza in the bedroom?

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you to be astigmatic.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

This room is bugged.

You never have time for me.

You are not my daughter.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

Dreams are like chocolate...

I'm the worst architect who ever lived.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Get ready to die.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I feel doubtful.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I will always want you.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

It's not in.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You're going to need a hammer.

This is a stick up.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I'm going to need a mason.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I never listened.

I want you to be enigmatic.

You will always despise me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I want you to kill me.

You can't have it.

I love summer in Brazil.

Take the drink and leave.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Get ready to dance.

I've reported it to the press.

I'll keep guard.

Can I make mistakes?

I can offer you an ale.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I want to tell you about the the moon.

Okay, who left a kitten in the lobby?

I knew you could survive.

I know what happened.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

Hand me the chair.

It's almost over

Don't upset your boss, not now.

We're lucky.

You should call your mother.

We're going to need an undertaker.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Please, look at me.

The best things in life are free.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

We are loving.

Take this with you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a servant.

We should pay the bill.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.

We're going to need a lot of help.

It's giving me hope.

You want it.

It's not ready.

I love winter in Ireland.

Fears are like marshmallows...

You are my everything.

It's time to go to bed.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

We're going to need a spatula.

Sorry, I have to take this.

A boy needs a job.

I never wanted to die.

I want you to be moralistic.

Take the piano and die.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I can offer you an egg nog.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I feel proud.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Who left a Guinness in the library?

My love, it's beautiful.

This looks nice.

We're weird.

I can't find my short black anywhere.

I have the poem.

Please, don't eat that.

I see you for who you are.

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