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If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I have needs.
Be yourself!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Take the money and die.
I see you came prepared.
It's time to make lunch.
You angel!
Hey, watch me smile.
Open the window.
It was my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I'm going to need a jockey.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Please, be careful.
I never felt so alone.
You are not my daughter.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Who left a shovel in the dining room?
It's your fault that the dog died.
Can I make art?
It's not mine.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Take this with you.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I can't find my celery stick anywhere.
I'll open it.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be here.
We need to unite.
We should quit.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to inspire me.
This is a fine ship
You could never fascinate me.
You dropped it.
No one can ever know the truth.
You're a god.
Your nose has turned black.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Leave it here.
Okay. Just do what I do.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I need to tell you about the bratwurst.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Your eyes have turned grey.
I can offer you a good price.
You should protect your father.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.
Good grief!
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to stop loving me.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
We're gods.
I want that cow out of my life!
I never wanted this.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't ask any questions.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
It was your fault that the label came off.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You are a hero.
Winners don't quit
You're going to need a beggar.
You are not my mother.
Drop it here.
My life is over.
I love summer in Antarctica.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Take the money and leave.
It's time to pack your bags.
Show me the ukulele.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
Can I make animal sounds?
This room is bugged.
I've reported it to the President.
We are affectionate.
I volunteer as tribute!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are my sunshine.
You're insignificant.
I know the future.
I'll keep guard.
Let's dance
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Please, stay where you are.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
You never sing anymore.
This is a day to remember
You're crazy!
A girl needs her mother.
Pearls of wisdom.
I can offer you a pinot.
We're ghosts.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I want you to look at me.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Did you eat yesterday?
You burned it on purpose.
I have the poem.
This looks nice.
She was unconscious when I found her.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fraudster.
Whoop-whoop.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
Delivery!
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Sound the alarm!
If you're done, we'll get started.
Hand me the hammer.
I love spring in Spain.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I feel patriotic.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Good luck!
My love, it's beautiful.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Your face has turned stripey.
Alright, who left an icecream in the lounge room?
It's giving me hope.
I want that chipmunk out of my car!
My life matters.
Open your heart.
You never have time for me.
I see you let yourself in.
It's not heavy.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
You're no good.
You are not my son.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
It's time to go.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Someone's listening.
We're going to need a musician.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Take the money and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I'm trying to leave.
Can I make it work?
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
You are my father.
You are a liar.
Friendship is like a forest...
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Did you fart yesterday?
Hey, watch me dance.
Take this for luck.
I have 20-20 vision.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
Leave it until morning.
Dying is like doing renovations...
I feel comfortable.
I want you to help me.
You are pure.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I will always need you.
Throw me the screwdriver.
A girl needs love.
This looks interesting.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I need to tell you about the the pyramids.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I love winter in Japan.
I see you for who you are.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's giving me grief.
We're alone in the universe.
Don't fool around.
Who left a saw in the library?
There's safety in numbers.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's alive.
How dare you look at me!
You're amazing!
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You're a ghost.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Your eyes have turned blue.
We've only got one chance.
Can I make muffins?
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Leave it outside.
It's time to go to bed.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Take the drink and die.
Did you fart just now?
I've reported it to mother.
I feel forgetful.
I have a secret.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It's not ready.
I'm trying to believe you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'm special.
Take this with water.
I want that chicken out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.
Please, stop smoking.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I knew you could open it.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm going to need a fork.
We're going to need an artist.
I will always despise you.
We're the same person.
I have the letter.
I need to tell you about the cranberry juice.
Someone's having a bad day.
A boy needs his friends.
I am placid.
You should protect your mother.
You will always fascinate me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Why do you love me, so much?
I can't find my boat anywhere.
Open it here.
I can offer you a job.
We need to make out.
I'm a god.
Get ready for this.
I can offer you a soda.
You are so kind to me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
I want you to listen to me.
You made me cry on purpose.
There are two sides to every question.
You are a thief.
Can I make a treehouse?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Who left a candy-bar in the chapel?
Throw me the ball.
Good morning!
This room is unstable.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
We've only got one bullet.
This is the right time to be alone.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm weird.
It's not the right size.
I'm the greatest shaman who ever lived.
You are my love.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're going to need a spoon.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Be careful!
It was my fault that the plane was late.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I want you to be friendly.
I want that swan out of my car!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Get ready to dance.
I have the knife.
When I was little, I wanted to be an architect.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I love summer in Switzerland.
Please, wait here.
I have powers.
Okay, who left an umbrella in the garage?
Darling, it's dead.
We should go to the police.
This looks suspicious.
You should call your mother.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Let's watch TV!
You can have it.
We're going to need an impersonator.
I want you to stop me.
Take the drink and leave.
You can do this
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Your ears have turned blue.
I know who you are.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
I'm trying to care.
I'm the only dentist on this planet
You will always hate me.
Am I dead, or not?
I feel optimistic.
I want that beetle out of my car!
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is the worst time to be angry.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I have to tell you about the journalist.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You're really something!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am authoritarian.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Darling, it's so expensive.
This room is haunted.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
When I was little, I wanted to be a conductor.
Please, stop doing that.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I am going to the grand opening.
I see you know what to do.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
It's not safe.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Show me the shovel.
Be safe!
It's giving me an error message.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
You are a twit.
We're lucky.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
I want you to be winning.
We need to eat.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
You should think about this.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I'm the greatest swordsmith who ever lived.
This looks wrong.
You want it.
I never hurt anybody.
Seeing is believing.
You're coming with me!
I want that fish out of my car!
Dammit, who left a teddy bear in the barn?
I bet you know why I'm going.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You're going to need a lot of help.
A girl needs boundaries.
You're going to need a spy.
Did you eat this morning?
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You should disown your mother.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I volunteer to eat it!
I am going to Christmas.
I need you.
You're going to need a wrench.
I love fall in France.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Find some proof that she tricked you.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
I've reported it to the press.
I feel romantic.
We need to help each other.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Don't wait to be asked.
You monster!
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Open the bottle.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
When I was little, I wanted to be a beggar.
You are an artist.
Hand me the skateboard.
You're under arrest!
I want that goose out of my life!
You never do what I want.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Can I make progress?
You are not my favourite.
Forgiveness is like a beautiful melody...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I never loved you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Get ready to run.
I know what happened.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I have the gun.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You're lucky.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You broke it.
I want you to kiss me.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
It's not yours.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I love winter in Switzerland.
I'm the only oracle on this planet
Please, stop shouting.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I want to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Give me the can opener.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You should find your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goldsmith.
I want that monkey out of my house!
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
My love, it's so juicy.
I can offer you a beer.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I never could make up my mind.
Your face has turned purple.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.
Let's play
I know what to do.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I will always hate you.
A girl needs her own room.
I want you to read to me.
I want to tell you about the clerk.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Dammit, who left a bike in the basement?
I volunteer myself!
My life is a mystery.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
When the lights go out, hide.
I'm the greatest cook on this planet
Reading is all I can manage now.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
Your lips have turned brown.
I feel competitive.
Be better!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Hand me the shovel.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to be helpful.
I want you to stop following me.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You're going to need a researcher.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You lost it.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
I'm trying to save you.
Did you fart last night?
This is the right time to be happy.
I could never want you.
I am going to Easter.
Your face has turned spotted.
I can offer you a juice.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Can I make the world better?
Who left a tiger in the attic?
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You are so mean to me.
A boy needs boundaries.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I want that kitten out of my room!
It's time to brush your teeth.
Get ready to laugh.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
I want you to cook for me.
You're cursed.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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