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I'll wait here.
I see you every day.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Why do you tease me, so much?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I hate you.
This is the right time to be happy.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I'm a ghost.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We're going to need a spoon.
Open the curtains.
Get ready to laugh.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Someone's in here.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Drop it here.
This looks bad.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can offer you a good price.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I feel scared.
We're the same person.
It's time to make lunch.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You lost it.
I never killed anyone.
It has to work
I can offer you a pinot.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Sound the alarm!
Don't fool around.
I have the knife.
It's not safe.
A boy needs love.
You are not my conscience.
Please, lie down.
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Leave it to the professionals.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You should ask your father.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I want you to be forgetful.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Your nose has turned purple.
I'm the only security guard who ever lived.
I want you to help me.
Did you fart while I was away?
You are my inspiration.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I am going to the wedding.
You will always fascinate me.
My life is cursed.
You're going to need a saw.
You're a god.
I know where you were.
This is a day to remember
I have powers.
You're insignificant.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Hey, watch me leave.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You're crazy!
Be careful!
I should hide.
Can I make it right?
Good morning!
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
How dare you laugh at me!
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
We're gods.
I'm going to need a miner.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
A cat has nine lives.
When I was little, I wanted to be an antique dealer.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Just be yourself
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It's time to go to bed.
You never do what I want.
I can't find my car anywhere.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Show me the burger.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Leave it here.
Take this with water.
You should write to your mother.
A boy needs confidence.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You could never despise me.
This looks odd.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
We need to fight.
I can offer you a job.
Defeat is like a piano...
It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I've reported it to Interpol.
Let's play
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I could never despise you.
I feel tenacious.
I'm the greatest chef on this planet
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to stop me.
You monster!
Don't ask any questions.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are a genius.
Someone's locked the door.
Darling, it's dead.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I see you let yourself in.
It's not heavy.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I'll be here, if you need me.
We're special.
Whoop-whoop.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I knew you could survive.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
Delivery!
I want that eagle out of my house!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We're going to need a hammer.
You are so mean to me.
Be better!
I want you to be intolerant.
Get ready, or get out.
I love fall in England.
I know what happened.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I am going to Christmas.
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I've reported it to the press.
I have time.
I love you.
Please, be careful.
Dare to dream
You burned it on purpose.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You could never need me.
Your ears have turned stripey.
We should go to the police.
This looks suspicious.
This room is haunted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I have to tell you about the taxidermist.
We need to eat.
Am I dead, or not?
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Throw me the croissant.
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
I feel terrible.
I see you are thinking.
It's not yours.
I can offer you a wine.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I am going to Easter.
We're magnificent.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're going to need a knife.
Good luck!
I know who you are.
I want you to be high-spirited.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Reading is good for the soul.
Did you get lucky today?
Take the money and die.
Who left a pony in the bedroom?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
You deserve this
This room is bugged.
Can I make an igloo?
I want that raccoon out of my house!
You never have time for me.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Open your heart.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I want you to hold me.
You are paternalistic.
I've reported it to the police.
I love spring in France.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I have the poem.
You know it.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We've only got one of these.
Beggars can't be choosers.
You made me cry on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.
Let's go
This is a stick up.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You are a godsend.
If you're done, we'll get started.
A boy needs his friends.
Ha-cha-cha.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Your eyes have turned white.
Getting married is like opening a letter...
Throw me the umbrella.
I'm crazy.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are my favourite.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Be safe!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Stop, in the name of love.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Take the drink and leave.
Take this and pray.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I see you have done this before.
Your sadness is like a piano...
Just breathe
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
I never could make up my mind.
You are debonair.
You can have it.
I want to tell you about the celery stick.
I love fall in Germany.
Fears are like marshmallows...
This room is unstable.
I want you to be annoyed.
My life means nothing.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I want you to kill me.
You're going down!
It's giving me an error message.
A girl needs her grandfather.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You should start a business.
You're weird.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Why do you love me, so much?
Your cheeks have turned pink.
You will always despise me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I can't find my chicken anywhere.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I feel maternal.
You are not my type.
Did you eat just now?
Put it here.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
When I was little, I wanted to be an athlete.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I have the time.
You devil!
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
If you don't want it, put it back.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You are a thief.
Take this for luck.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to be enraged.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Get ready for this.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I have lost the will to live.
A boy needs discipline.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
Can I make friends?
Who left an ukulele in the kitchen?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
You broke it.
This is a fine mess
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
When I was little, I wanted to be a candlemaker.
You should protect your father.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
You're going to need a peddlar.
You're going to need a hammer.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I want you to kiss me.
This looks great.
Take the money and leave.
Open the window.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
How dare you smile at me!
I heard a howl coming from the closet.
Don't just stand there.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop laughing.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We should think about this.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
It's giving me a headache.
I love fall in Ireland.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
It's not alive.
I have needs.
A boy needs his grandmother.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
This is a fine ship
My love, it's delicious.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Can I make soup?
I have the will.
When the door opens, start crying.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Who left a punch in the pantry?
You are a twit.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You are my everything.
My life is a mystery.
I can offer you a Earl Grey tea.
I want that chipmunk out of my house!
I never felt so alone.
We're going to need a ninja.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.
You angel!
You should disown your father.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I will always need you.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I was here.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
You are glamorous.
Someone's having a bad day.
You want me.
We're weird.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
It's giving me grief.
I volunteer as tribute!
Find some proof that they lied to you.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
Take the drink and die.
You are my only hope.
This looks edible.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
Dammit, who left a Jim Beam in the barn?
Let's eat
No one can ever know how we did it.
I have the scroll.
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
A girl needs her mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Can I make up?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
My love, it's so expensive.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I love fall in Antarctica.
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know that I killed him.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
You're going to need a lot of money.
Please, stop shouting.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm going to need a knife.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to be inquisitive.
Get ready to dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.
Don't get too close.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I want that cat out of my life!
My life matters.
Love makes the world go round.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
I want to tell you about the fishcake.
You are so nice to me.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
We're going to need a botanist.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We need to go.
I'm the only cook on this planet
Let's drink
It was your fault that we ran out of money.
I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.
I want you to look at me.
This looks interesting.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I volunteer myself!
You should write to your father.
Who left a bratwurst in the wardrobe?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Throw it here.
I'm alone in the universe.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I'm going to need a spatula.
Please, don't eat that.
I feel hesitant.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.
I want you to stop lying to me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Whatever happens, don't panic
You're coming with me!
We've only got one hope.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Give me the licorice twist.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.
You are my reason for living.
I'll listen.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Can I make magic?
I have 20-20 vision.
Good grief!
I can offer you a chai.
You won't find it.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
You are so kind to me.
It's not dead.
We're going to need a magician.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Who left a lemur in the dungeon?
You never stop to think.
You should disown your mother.
Take the drink and go.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I see you know what to do.
I could never want you.
I feel trustworthy.
I need to tell you about Monday.
I want you to marry me.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You are an inspiration.
I can't find my camel anywhere.
I love winter in India.
I am going to the grand opening.
I am bewildered.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I want you to stop loving me.
You're never going to get away with this!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
How dare you look at me!
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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