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I never wanted this.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Someone's locked the door.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Leave it alone.

How dare you laugh at me!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You hate me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to read to me.

Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I'll get ready.

It's not mine.

Open the window.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Your tongue has turned blue.

You are not my daughter.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You are a twit.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to be antisocial.

A boy needs confidence.

I've reported it to the press.

I'm a ghost.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

Let's get it

It's time to brush your teeth.

Grief is like a multi-choice quiz...

I am shy.

Why do you tease me, so much?

My life is over.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I should quit.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I see you came prepared.

I know what to do.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

We're ghosts.

This is a fine mess

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are my father.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I want you to stop following me.

You never sing anymore.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a burger.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cobbler.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Get ready to die.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

How much influence do you have?

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

Hand me the bagel.

We're going to need a painter.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to inspire me.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Just breathe

Darling, it's so shiny.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Can I make a kite?

I am going to Christmas.

You're never going to get away with this!

Take the money and die.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

Make hay while the sun shines.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want that beetle out of my room!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You monster!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

Put it here.

We've only got one life.

You burned it on purpose.

I have the time.

I have faith.

Sound the alarm!

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I love you.

We are weak-willed.

Don't fool around.

You are so kind to me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We're crazy.

This room is haunted.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

A girl needs money.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'll help.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

We need to make a plan.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I want you to stop loving me.

I can offer you a good price.

It's time to make lunch.

Good night!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're a ghost.

I volunteer myself!

We're the same person.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Please, give me that.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

Hey, watch me dance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I knew you could make up your mind.

My life means nothing.

I never could make up my mind.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Who left a hot chocolate in the lobby?

Your tongue has turned grey.

I have to tell you about the chicken wing.

You are a godsend.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

Did you eat last night?

You never take me seriously.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Learning is like eating a salad...

This looks odd.

I want you to marry me.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

Hand me the fishcake.

I feel like crying.

You are athletic.

Take the drink and leave.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Your ego is like a camera...

Let's eat

I'm the best ventriloquist on this planet

I want that dinosaur out of my house!

I am going to the party.

You're really something!

We're going to need a wrench.

Be yourself!

I will always hate you.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I have the will.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I love spring in France.

You found it.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I want you to be sporting.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

It's not tight enough.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We're going to need a chimney-sweep.

You angel!

It's time to go to bed.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I have 20-20 vision.

I never listened.

Leave it outside.

I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I want you to kiss me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You never listen.

I'll get it.

Show me the knife.

It was your fault that the train was late.

I knew you could see it through.

Take this for luck.

I see you smiling.

I'm a god.

You should ask your father.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

We need to stop.

I have the knife.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Power is like a bar of soap...

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

This looks familiar.

You can have it.

Let's watch the game

You're alone in the universe.

Who left a pickle in the barn?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Get ready, or get out.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wedding planner.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

This is the right time to be angry.

I'm the greatest bank robber who ever lived.

My life is cursed.

I've reported it to the President.

Please, don't touch that.

I heard a voice coming from the office.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

When the bell rings, hide.

You are so good to me.

You are a handsome devil.

You are not my father.

We should pay the bill.

I want that fox out of my car!

You devil!

Be safe!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I never loved you.

Open sesame.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

You're amazing!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Good grief!

Leave it here.

I volunteer as tribute!

This room is shrinking.

Can I make history?

You could never need me.

Delivery!

I feel frisky.

Someone's coming this way.

It's going to be okay

Take this with you.

Hey, watch me smile.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're no good.

I want to tell you about the witch.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I'm going to need a wrench.

This is a fine ship

You should disown your mother.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I knew you could survive.

I'm the only construction worker who ever lived.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I heard a noise coming from the stable.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

We're going to need a writer.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I can offer you a hot dog.

It's not dead.

I've reported it to the police.

You can't have it.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want that kitten out of my life!

No one can ever know what we did.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

This looks wrong.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

Please, stand.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Be better!

I love winter in Spain.

You're magnificent.

I never killed anyone.

Leave it until morning.

A girl needs her friends.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Get ready to laugh.

I see you for who you are.

Your lips have turned black.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

Hey, watch me leave.

Who left a yak in the laundry?

You are not my favourite.

We are balanced.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Drop it here.

Ha-cha-cha.

My love, it's dead.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

When the party starts, remain calm.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You could never hate me.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

I could never love you.

I have the letter.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I am going to the funeral.

We should start a business.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I can offer you a job.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Your face has turned stripey.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Please, be careful.

You're a god.

I love fall in Brazil.

I want to tell you about the the palace.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

This room is bugged.

You are a genius.

I'm the best detective who ever lived.

I'm going to need a shovel.

We're gods.

You're going to need a gladiator.

Throw me the fork.

Love is like a good book...

You should listen to your father.

I feel delighted.

I'm magnificent.

How dare you smile at me!

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Time to shine

Let's go

I'll wait here.

Buying a house is like lighting a candle...

When I was little, I wanted to be a personal trainer.

We are appreciative.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

It's not the right size.

I've reported it to Interpol.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

We need to make better decisions.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

My love, it's beautiful.

Can I make friends?

We've only got one bullet.

My life matters.

Get ready for this.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Who left a slice of pizza in the library?

Give me the can opener.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I see you let yourself in.

Please, look at me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I know the future.

A boy needs boundaries.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want you to help me.

I want that kitten out of my house!

I'm the worst flight attendant who ever lived.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

I want you to stop believing in me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

You should call your father.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You are not my mother.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'm cursed.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Good luck!

I volunteer to eat it!

I need to tell you about the beggar.

The customer is always right.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

You're under arrest!

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Let's dance

I bet you know why I'm angry.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

I love fall in England.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's time to pack your bags.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

You should quit.

I feel liberated.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

We're going to need a gondolier.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Take this with water.

I'm the best ditch digger who ever lived.

I know more than you realise.

Don't ask any questions.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Imagination is like a beautiful melody...

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Dammit, who left a chimpanzee in the office?

You're crazy.

Take the piano and die.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Open it here.

I want you to cook for me.

We need to order pizza.

I want you to be agonized.

Can I make art?

I want that goldfish out of my house!

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

Someone's in here.

I can't find my cat anywhere.

You should pay the bill.

You are my son.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Good morning!

You are so mean to me.

You should write to your father.

My life is a mystery.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Let's play

Your eyes have turned purple.

Open the bottle.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Take the drink and die.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Please, stop smoking.

A boy needs a job.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

It's your fault that the train was late.

I have a secret.

Who left a teddy bear in the laundry?

Your face has turned red.

Cooking is good for the soul.

It's not for sale.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I want you to look at me.

It's giving me a headache.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

I have to tell you about the espresso.

Hand me the umbrella.

I am frivolous.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You're going to pay!

Get ready to dance.

You are an inspiration.

We're going to need a knife.

Show no mercy

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You made me cry on purpose.

Can I make it count?

I can't find my lamb anywhere.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Your lips have turned spotted.

I'm trying to understand.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

You broke it.

I am going to the wedding.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one hope.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Take the money and leave.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I love autumn in Brazil.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I feel courageous.

We need to eat.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I can offer you a kebab.

I am despairing.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Friendship is like a canvas...

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

When the door opens, hide.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Alright, who left a whiskey in the dining room?

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I want to tell you about the dragon.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

We're magnificent.

Please, don't move.

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