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We're alone in the universe.
When the party starts, start crying.
My life is a mystery.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Get ready to run.
You should start a business.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
We're gods.
I need to tell you about the candy-bar.
I love winter in Australia.
You should ask your father.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I want that hippopotamus out of my room!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I'll help.
Throw me the doll.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You never call me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Be better!
It's not dead.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
We've only got one of these.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I am abrupt.
You angel!
Delivery!
Don't fool around.
I have a secret.
Stop, in the name of love.
I have the time.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Your lips have turned yellow.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
You found it.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Who left a saw in the laundry?
A boy needs love.
Leave it until morning.
You are so mean to me.
I can offer you a celery stick.
Someone's listening.
You are not my type.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Can I make a wish?
Throw it here.
We need to make out.
Please, wait here.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a trapper.
I know the future.
You never stop to think.
Failure is like a canvas...
No one can ever know that I was here.
You're crazy!
I'm the only publisher on this planet
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want that crocodile out of my car!
This is the right time to be here.
Open the window.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Take the piano and die.
No one can ever know what we did.
Good night!
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I want you to love me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
I see you know what to do.
My life matters.
You are a thief.
Get ready to die.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I am going to Easter.
We should quit.
I have money.
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I want you to stop tricking me.
Let's dance
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Having a child is like opening a bottle of wine...
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You're a ghost.
Show me the teddy bear.
Leave it here.
I know what to do.
I want you to be hateful.
Please, stop crying.
I knew you could open it.
I have the scroll.
You're going to need a saw.
We need to stop.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
No one suspects a thing
You devil!
This looks odd.
You know it.
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't just stand there.
I will always love you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I feel forgetful.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are so nice to me.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Darling, it's alive.
We're ghosts.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Put it here.
You are not my son.
I need to tell you about the juice.
This is a stick up.
I'm going to need a rabbi.
Open the bottle.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want that deer out of my car!
You're lucky.
Can I make a plan?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
The first thing to consider is safety.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take this for luck.
Get ready for this.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I have faith.
I'm a ghost.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Sound the alarm!
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I'll open it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You never have time for me.
Whoop-whoop.
It's not working.
I know who you are.
You will always love me.
All's well that ends well
It's your fault that the crops died.
Don't get too close.
A girl needs money.
I'm going to need a spatula.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
She was unconscious when I found her.
I feel eager.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
This looks peculiar.
I have the poem.
Did you eat today?
I can't find my pinot anywhere.
I am astigmatic.
I've reported it to the President.
I love summer in France.
We've only got one bullet.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
My life is cursed.
Leave it to the professionals.
Please, look at me.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
We need to help each other.
Your ears have turned grey.
Two heads are better than one.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Your nose has turned black.
You're alone in the universe.
You are so kind to me.
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Open your heart.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Take this with water.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You burned it on purpose.
Get ready to laugh.
You will always need me.
Who left a Jim Beam in the basement?
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I want that goose out of my life!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Good luck!
When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.
I want you to kiss me.
You never take me seriously.
You're going to need a lot of water.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Just be yourself
You are neutral.
I want you to be mellow.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I can offer you a wine.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I am going to the party.
You are my father.
I should start a business.
I volunteer as tribute!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I love spring in Ireland.
I never killed anyone.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You should make peace with your father.
Running for office is like opening a gift...
I can't find my eagle anywhere.
You won't find it.
I'm going to need an inventor.
Your nose has turned yellow.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Can I make a movie?
You are an inspiration.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I want you to cook for me.
How dare you laugh at me!
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
You never say what you're thinking.
You're going to need a shovel.
I could never despise you.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Get ready, or get out.
Good grief!
I want that fish out of my life!
This is the worst time to be amused.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You're coming with me!
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
It's not right.
Be yourself!
I want to tell you about the bratwurst.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
We're crazy.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I can offer you a smoothie.
I see you smiling.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I have lost the will to live.
Please, listen to me.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I am ambitious.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
You should disown your father.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
You want me.
Take this with you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are my inspiration.
Can I make a home?
I knew you could see it through.
Someone's having a bad day.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You're going to pay!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Be careful!
I want you to stop loving me.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
You can do this
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
I know more than you realise.
It's time to go to bed.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are so good to me.
Justice is like a beautiful melody...
Take the drink and go.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Get ready to dance.
I see you are thinking.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I can offer you a bagel.
I want you to be noncompetitive.
It's giving me hope.
You lost it.
I want to tell you about the taxi-driver.
Please, stop shouting.
I have the knife.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
I feel guilty.
I am silly.
You are an idiot.
When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I want that chicken out of my house!
I volunteer to eat it!
It's your fault that the dog died.
Hand me the skateboard.
I should think about this.
You could never love me.
You are my mother.
Good morning!
I want you to marry me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
You are not my conscience.
A girl needs confidence.
I'm trying to open it.
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
I love winter in Brazil.
Alright, who left an ant in the bathroom?
We're going to need a programmer.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
You're no good.
I am going to the funeral.
We need to unite.
Open the curtains.
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Can I make the bed?
Sorry, I have to take this.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Plug it in here.
I need to tell you about the nymph.
I want you to be short.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I'm a god.
This looks great.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop following me.
I have powers.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
We're going to need a can opener.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Failure is like a piano...
Take the piano and leave.
I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's not open.
I love spring in China.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
A boy needs his own room.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Let's drink
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
We should go to the police.
I want you to stop me.
I volunteer myself!
I am prudent.
Hey, watch me leave.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
I want that bird out of my car!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm the only farmer on this planet
I'm alone in the universe.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I feel invisible.
Your ears have turned stripey.
I can offer you a job.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Don't ask any questions.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
You should protect your mother.
Dammit, who left a fork in the laundry?
Hand me the banana.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sound technician.
We're the same person.
You're a god.
You can't have it.
I am going to the wedding.
I will always hate you.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
We need to play.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
You are a hero.
I want you to be discreet.
I have to tell you about the gravedigger.
Someone's watching us.
We're going to need a lot of food.
This room is bugged.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
My love, it's delicious.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
I want you to stop smelling me.
You're amazing!
I love fall in Canada.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I'm magnificent.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I want you to betray me.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm the worst astronaut who ever lived.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take the piano and go.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Leave it alone.
It's time to pack your bags.
I have to tell you about Monday.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
We're going to need a wrench.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You need it.
I see you for who you are.
Time is like a forest...
I volunteer to go!
We are worried.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Can I make it better?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Let's watch TV!
I knew you could live like this.
This looks nice.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Hey, watch me move.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I want you to listen to me.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Dammit, who left a doll in the lounge room?
I want you to be plodding.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
When the bell rings, start singing.
You will always want me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Please, don't drink that.
How dare you smile at me!
Today is the day
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I never wanted this.
You should write to your mother.
You should pay the bill.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Did you fart just now?
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Can I make art?
It's giving me an error message.
I could never need you.
It's your fault that the label came off.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
A boy needs his grandfather.
I've reported it to the police.
This looks wrong.
We've only got one chance.
I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This room is unstable.
I love winter in America.
Who left a chocolate milk in the laundry?
We're going to need a lot of help.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
When the lights go out, hide.
I have the will.
You are a godsend.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Throw me the umbrella.
You monster!
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
You love me.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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