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You are the most generous person I have ever met.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
You should call your father.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
Be safe!
You need it.
I have faith.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Someone's having a bad day.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
This looks nice.
I will always want you.
I want you to look at me.
I'm the best watchmaker on this planet
Why do you love me, so much?
We're ghosts.
I see you are thinking.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Take the drink and go.
Open the curtains.
You are a twit.
I knew you could live like this.
I can offer you a job.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I want you to stop loving me.
I have the gun.
You made me cry on purpose.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Delivery!
I feel keen.
Haste makes waste.
You are completely normal.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
It's time to pack your bags.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You're a god.
It's not safe.
Hand me the saw.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are my teacher.
I love summer in Canada.
Hey, watch me move.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
We're cursed.
I should go to the police.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're coming with me!
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Sound the alarm!
Your face has turned black.
I am going to the grand opening.
Take this for luck.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
I'll help.
This room is haunted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Good grief!
My life is over.
You should listen to your mother.
Just try not to cry
I've reported it to Interpol.
A girl needs her father.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Open sesame.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't ask any questions.
I know more than you realise.
We need to close it.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to kill me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Take the money and leave.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I never could make up my mind.
I'm the worst playwright on this planet
You are sober.
You are my father.
Alright, who left a spoon in the basement?
I want that duck out of my life!
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I can offer you a fishcake.
I have the will.
This is a fine ship
I have lost the will to live.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Please, don't eat that.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
I want you to stop following me.
You're going to need a bandit.
Freedom is like an ocean...
I see you know what to do.
You monster!
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I'll wait here.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Get ready to die.
Take this with water.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
You are not my conscience.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Someone's locked the door.
My life matters.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You want it.
This looks bad.
You will always need me.
Did you fart at work?
I want you to be dishonest.
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You're cursed.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I could never want you.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Can I make a kite?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I volunteer myself!
Let's dance
I'm trying to open it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Good luck!
Leave it outside.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
We are energetic.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're the same person.
A boy needs confidence.
You're crazy!
Fears are like marshmallows...
We've only got one of these.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I have a secret.
Just be yourself
You angel!
It's time to go.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
When the lights go out, start crying.
You are an artist.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Your tongue has turned orange.
Open the bottle.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Show me the hammer.
You should write to your father.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the President.
I am going to Christmas.
I'm going to need a can opener.
It's giving me grief.
You are my inspiration.
I can offer you an icecream.
This looks odd.
I'm a god.
Having a child is like taking medicine...
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
We're going to need a lot of friends.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to clean up after me.
Hey, watch me leave.
Who left a beer in the bedroom?
You're going to need a bank robber.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You never stop to think.
I could never need you.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Someone's watching us.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
You are not my favourite.
Death is like a camera...
You're never going to get away with this!
I volunteer to go!
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
You are principled.
You are so mean to me.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
You burned it on purpose.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
I have to tell you about Easter.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Get ready to dance.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to be apathetic.
A girl needs love.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I see you came prepared.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You won't find it.
I feel ugly.
I'm the only bricklayer who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
No one can ever know that I survived.
Show me the bagel.
Virtue is its own reward.
Take the drink and die.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is a fine mess
You never say what you're thinking.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to hold me.
This is crazy
You should protect your father.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Please, lie down.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Be yourself!
Who left an icecream in the cloakroom?
I'm lucky.
I can offer you a hot dog.
You're going to need a librarian.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I want you to be high-minded.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs discipline.
It's not in.
I've reported it to the police.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You will always want me.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I have the letter.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Plug it in here.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Take the money and go.
I want that monkey out of my life!
It's your fault that the play sucked.
We've only got one hope.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Good night!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I feel lonely.
You can't have it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
You are my love.
Get ready, or get out.
I can't find my punch anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Can I make dessert?
I'm magnificent.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
You should hide.
Hand me the bike.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to stop blaming me.
Take this and pray.
I am soft.
Who left a chimpanzee in the lobby?
You never have time for me.
Revenge is sweet.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I will always love you.
Be careful!
I can offer you a good price.
I never gave up hope.
Dare to dream
When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.
You should ask your mother.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I see you let yourself in.
You are so kind to me.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
I have needs.
Let's eat
I love summer in America.
I feel funky.
You could never love me.
I'm going to need a plumber.
Your face has turned blue.
Stop, in the name of love.
I know math.
Leave it here.
Cooking is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
My life means nothing.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I never listened.
I have the poem.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can offer you a bagel.
I knew you could see it through.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
We're alone in the universe.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like you
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I see you smiling.
Who left a bread-stick in the waiting room?
It's not going to fit.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Don't get too close.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Can I make a pie?
This room is bugged.
I feel sure.
You're going to need a knife.
Let's get it
You are my reason for living.
I'll sit on it.
You are a thief.
We're gods.
I'm a ghost.
This looks edible.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Open the window.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want that horse out of my car!
You're going down!
Throw me the screwdriver.
Someone's coming this way.
I can offer you an apple.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We're no good.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I love winter in Switzerland.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
I need to tell you about the werewolf.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You should protect your mother.
Don't shoot the messenger.
No one can ever know the truth.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
It's time to make lunch.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Your ears have turned pink.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to kiss me.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to be impulsive.
You are shortsighted.
We need to order pizza.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Good morning!
I can offer you a whiskey.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are not my son.
I know what to do.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Take the piano and die.
Someone's listening.
I'm the greatest paleontologist who ever lived.
My love, it's so expensive.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You devil!
Leave it until morning.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
A boy needs his space.
We've only got one life.
I should vote.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I feel cold.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Maybe no one will notice
It's giving me an error message.
We are healthy.
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
We need to make better decisions.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
It's not working.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I see you every day.
I'm the best secretary on this planet
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I can offer you a croissant.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be odd.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I'm going to need a cartoonist.
I know where you were.
I have the card.
I have to tell you about the mutant.
My life is cursed.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Please, give up while you can.
Can I make friends?
You know it.
I want that bunny out of my car!
Knitting is good for the soul.
Show no mercy
This room is shrinking.
You can't always get what you want.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
It's your fault that the dog died.
Whoop-whoop.
I'll keep guard.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm trying to win.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I have powers.
How dare you smile at me!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm crazy.
I could never despise you.
Hand me the hammer.
You're going to need a choreographer.
I want to tell you about the the fort.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
This is the right time to be alone.
I'm going to need a shovel.
We are indignant.
You hate me.
This looks great.
We need to stop.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
I never wanted this.
Your face has turned purple.
Alright, who left a kebab in the garage?
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop laughing at me.
A girl needs her friends.
Give it here.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Whatever happens, don't panic
I'm the only interrogator on this planet
Leave it to the professionals.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm no good.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to betray me.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
Don't wait to be asked.
How dare you laugh at me!
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a knife.
You are dry.
I am going to Easter.
This is the worst time to be here.
Let's watch the game
Your nose has turned white.
I love winter in Antarctica.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mercenary.
Mercy is like a camera...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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