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Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want you to stop blaming me.

We're going to need a construction worker.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Just breathe

Give me the fork.

I know the future.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Drop it here.

We need to order pizza.

I see you every day.

I'm alone in the universe.

Open your heart.

We've only got one chance.

Stop, in the name of love.

Leave it until morning.

Get ready to run.

I want you to be silly.

Please, give me that.

Take this with you.

I feel determined.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I volunteer to go!

Beggars can't be choosers.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the conservatory.

You are an inspiration.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You are not my mother.

I am disillusioned.

I am going to the party.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Hey, watch me leave.

We're the same person.

Good grief!

You never take me seriously.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have a secret.

You should protect your mother.

Having a child is like making a sandwich...

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You're going to pay!

You should pay the bill.

I want you to marry me.

I have the letter.

I've reported it to the press.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want that alligator out of my room!

You're a ghost.

How dare you laugh at me!

Ha-cha-cha.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Love is like a piano...

This is the worst time to be angry.

This is a stick up.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

It's giving me a headache.

It was your fault that we ran out of milk.

I never wanted to die.

Who left a bratwurst in the living room?

I can offer you a tea.

You angel!

This looks great.

You're going to need a spatula.

It's not safe.

My life is cursed.

Leave it here.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm the worst bonecarver who ever lived.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a job.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

My love, it's dead.

Take the piano and leave.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Open it here.

You could never need me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Your face has turned stripey.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I know what happened.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to be closed off.

Get ready to dance.

I have powers.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I feel old.

Hey, watch me smile.

Did you eat at work?

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I could never love you.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

You are my favourite.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

Open the bottle.

I knew you could fix it.

Someone's coming this way.

This room is shrinking.

You never say what you're thinking.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

I never really lived.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Be yourself!

Take this with water.

A girl needs her friends.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

How dare you look at me!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

We're insignificant.

I love winter in England.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I am going to Christmas.

I see you know what to do.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're crazy!

We're going to need a blacksmith.

No one suspects a thing

It's giving me grief.

I want you to stop following me.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to love me.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Sound the alarm!

You monster!

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I know where you were.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You should think about this.

You want it.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are so good to me.

I volunteer to eat it!

I have the poem.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I feel sad.

This is the worst time to be happy.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

I just want a Pepsi. What's wrong with that?

Your eyes have turned pink.

Your face has turned green.

Good luck!

You are not my type.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Who left a pickle in the studio?

Don't wait to be asked.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

This looks edible.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You never stop to think.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going down!

I want you to be important.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm the best beekeeper on this planet

You're going to need a choreographer.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Can I make music?

You could never despise me.

You're going to need a knife.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We're ghosts.

You are my inspiration.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

I want that fish out of my house!

Give me the bread-stick.

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of wine...

I volunteer as tribute!

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We need to help each other.

You know it.

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to hold me.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

You're a god.

You are so nice to me.

Don't ask any questions.

No one can ever know what we did.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Please, sit down.

You should make peace with your mother.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Who left a can opener in the barn?

You are extraordinary.

My life is over.

This room is unstable.

Your nose has turned white.

I want you.

I want you to stop lying to me.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I have the will.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Get ready for this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

It's not easy.

Good night!

Let's play

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

This looks suspicious.

You're going to need a shovel.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want to tell you about Saturday.

You're cursed.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

It's time to make lunch.

I've reported it to the police.

I see you have done this before.

You are my mother.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Take the drink and go.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I know math.

A boy needs money.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

I volunteer myself!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Take this and pray.

You should ask your mother.

We're going to need a winemaker.

It's almost over

I want you to clean up after me.

When the door opens, hide.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.

I want that moose out of my house!

Open the curtains.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I am hefty.

I can offer you a croissant.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

I never could make up my mind.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

We've only got one option.

Someone's locked the door.

This looks nice.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

My life means nothing.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I've reported it to mother.

You will always love me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I can't find my room anywhere.

You're magnificent.

When I was little, I wanted to be a scout.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Put it here.

I know more than you realise.

Who left a gin and tonic in the control room?

I see you are thinking.

You are a handsome devil.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Take this for luck.

You need it.

We're gods.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Let's drink

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You should ask your father.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Take the piano and go.

Can I make up a story?

I knew you could live like this.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Show me the fork.

You never listen.

Please, stop shouting.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

A boy needs love.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Someone's in here.

Be careful!

I am going to Easter.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I'll help.

Don't get too close.

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

I want you to betray me.

It's not heavy.

I can offer you a kebab.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

Your nose has turned purple.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Life is what you make it.

I have to tell you about the poet.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Give it here.

Leave it outside.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm a god.

You could never want me.

I have lost the will to live.

I want that duck out of my room!

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

My life matters.

Delivery!

Get ready, or get out.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sleuth.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Okay, who left a ball in the outhouse?

Don't upset your father, not now.

You dropped it.

You're alone in the universe.

I want you to be merry.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You're going to need an air traffic controller.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

I can offer you a long white.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is safety.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

You are a twit.

Can I make progress?

I want you to stop loving me.

This room is bugged.

It's not ready.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

I want you to help me.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Someone's watching us.

You are my love.

You should ask for more money.

I have the scroll.

Please, come in.

Did you get lucky just now?

I'm the only DJ who ever lived.

You are fanciful.

I'm a ghost.

I love summer in China.

You're coming with me!

You never call me.

You will always fascinate me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Good morning!

I am going to the wedding.

Leave it to the professionals.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I want you to be venomous.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Let's go

You found it.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Your cheeks have turned green.

I want that puppy out of my car!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I can offer you a carrot.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about Sunday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sound technician.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Throw it here.

Throw me the bread-stick.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

This room is haunted.

This is a fine mess

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You are so kind to me.

Take the money and die.

Open the door.

I love spring in Japan.

You should call your father.

I'm trying to believe you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

You're going to need an explorer.

No one can ever know the truth.

Who left a lemonade in the control room?

I'm insignificant.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to look at me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Your nose has turned orange.

Can I make a pillow fort?

You will always hate me.

I want you to be reverential.

You never do what I want.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Your lips have turned black.

I want to tell you about the cracker.

I've reported it to the President.

Don't just stand there.

You are unsure.

Please, give up while you can.

I'll wait here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You deserve this

I see you smiling.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want that frog out of my life!

I can offer you a good price.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I am going to the grand opening.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

You are my daughter.

You should start a business.

You should write to your mother.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to kiss me.

I'm weird.

I'm going to need a fork.

Did you fart at work?

You are not my son.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Fear is like a beautiful melody...

Take the money and go.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I want you to be sure.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I feel cold.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I can offer you a muffin.

Who left a kite in the garage?

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Someone's having a bad day.

Throw me the wrench.

I never felt so alone.

Hey, watch me dance.

I have the knife.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

Are you crazy? We're not together!

You are a godsend.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

You're going to need a bartender.

We're special.

You should protect your father.

It's not for sale.

I love fall in Germany.

Don't fool around.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Pleasure is like a beach...

Let's dance

You never smile.

My love, it's delicious.

I'm the greatest security guard on this planet

I want you to be infuriated.

This looks wrong.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

No one can ever know that you survived.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

A girl needs boundaries.

Your tongue has turned grey.

Who left a rabbit in the laundry?

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I will always love you.

Your lips have turned white.

You can't have it.

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