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You never take me seriously.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I feel outrageous.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Good grief!

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

This room is haunted.

Leave it until morning.

You will always love me.

This is crazy

I can offer you a banana.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Delivery!

Who left a cat in the guest room?

I want you to look at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.

We are empty.

We're gods.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the press.

Please, stop doing that.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Put it here.

Don't just stand there.

I see you smiling.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

This looks great.

I'll help.

I'm a ghost.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have the will.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You made me cry on purpose.

You are so mean to me.

It's your fault that the train was late.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have time.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I'm trying to help.

It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.

I despise you.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Open the curtains.

Your nose has turned brown.

You should find your mother.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I love winter in China.

Let's play

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

Take this with water.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Your ego is like a beautiful song...

We're special.

Take the money and leave.

I feel old.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to stop me.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

You are an idiot.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're amazing!

I want you to stop tricking me.

I can offer you a job.

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Don't upset your father, not now.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I've reported it to the police.

Be careful!

You never have time for me.

It's not going to fit.

Can I make the world better?

Eating is all I can manage now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You monster!

Good luck!

You love me.

This looks interesting.

Winners don't quit

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Get ready to die.

We should quit.

I'm going to need a goldsmith.

You are so good to me.

You are clever.

It's giving me a headache.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

I'm the worst private detective who ever lived.

My love, it's delicious.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You are my teacher.

I want that duck out of my life!

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I heard a sound coming from the sauna.

I volunteer as tribute!

My life is over.

You're a ghost.

How dare you smile at me!

Alright, who left a fork in the armory?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Hey, watch me smile.

A girl needs her father.

Throw me the bread-stick.

Someone's in here.

We need to help each other.

I have the gun.

I can't find my orange juice anywhere.

I'll open it.

It's not for sale.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You never call me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Did you eat just now?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want to tell you about Easter.

You're weird.

I have to tell you about the wine.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You devil!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I never felt so alone.

We're the same person.

I am going to the party.

You can't have it.

Take the piano and die.

I have a secret.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Good morning!

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

We've only got one life.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I want you to be indignant.

We should start a business.

This is a stick up.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm trying to save you.

It was my fault that the train was late.

Be better!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You can't make bricks without straw.

You will always fascinate me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Darling, it's delicious.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Someone's having a bad day.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I love winter in France.

You're going to need a lifeguard.

Sound the alarm!

I could never despise you.

This looks suspicious.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I can offer you a croissant.

Show no mercy

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're going to pay!

My life is cursed.

A boy needs discipline.

Open the door.

We're cursed.

This room is bugged.

How dare you laugh at me!

Can I make it up?

Hand me the shovel.

Get ready for this.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I have 20-20 vision.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the control room.

I'm the worst matador who ever lived.

No one can ever know what we did.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You are a twit.

I never wanted this.

Let's watch TV!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I am considerate.

It's time to make lunch.

You should disown your father.

I want that cheetah out of my room!

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Leave it alone.

Please, stand.

Eating is good for the soul.

Hey, watch me move.

Be yourself!

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I feel timid.

I want you to marry me.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a swineherd.

It has to work

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

Alright, who left a donkey in the bedroom?

I can offer you a kebab.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

A good man is hard to find.

Take this and pray.

Take the drink and leave.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

A boy needs his father.

We need to stop.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Did you get lucky just now?

This room is unstable.

We're magnificent.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I see you came prepared.

Open sesame.

Good night!

When I was little, I wanted to be a goatherd.

Can I make a fortune?

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Am I under arrest, or not?

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You will always need me.

My life is a mystery.

You should vote.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me leave.

I have the time.

You are my mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You are a hero.

Give it here.

You're really something!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm the greatest juggler who ever lived.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I never could make up my mind.

This is the right time to be alone.

I want you to be disruptive.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I'm going to need a hammer.

It's time to pack your bags.

Who left a candy-bar in the cell?

I know more than you realise.

I have to tell you about the cider.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I'm going to need a spy.

I want you to betray me.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

I heard a howl coming from the classroom.

It's not alive.

I want that tortoise out of my house!

You broke it.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We are presumptuous.

Gardening is good for the soul.

This room is shrinking.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

You fascinate me.

Your nose has turned stripey.

You angel!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

I will always hate you.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I'm special.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

We've only got one chance.

I want you to love me.

We're going to need a nanny.

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

You are an artist.

You should ask your father.

I know math.

I want you to be idealistic.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

Can I make wine?

I need to tell you about the funeral.

You're going to need a knife.

I feel hurt.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

The first thing to consider is safety.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's not dead.

Let's eat

I am physical.

I want that octopus out of my house!

Give me the chicken wing.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You're going down!

It's giving me an error message.

This is the right time to be happy.

I can offer you a good price.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I never wanted to die.

I'm a god.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You are my reason for living.

Get ready, or get out.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't fool around.

Someone's coming this way.

I want to tell you about the wardrobe.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You are not my son.

I see you are thinking.

Did you eat yesterday?

We need to fight.

We're ghosts.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You're going to need a cosmonaut.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

This looks nice.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Leave it outside.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

My life means nothing.

A girl needs her friends.

Your nose has turned pink.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I can't find my plane anywhere.

I want you to be infuriated.

I want that eagle out of my house!

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're crazy!

I'm the worst psychiatrist on this planet

I'll wait here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Please, stop shouting.

Can I make an igloo?

Death is like a beautiful melody...

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

My love, it's so shiny.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

I am going to the grand opening.

We're going to need a knife.

Show me the cracker.

I feel skeptical.

You are my inspiration.

Be safe!

I have faith.

You are not my daughter.

I know the future.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

We're going to need a receptionist.

I love fall in Japan.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Who left a short black in the barn?

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

I have to tell you about the the escape-pod.

I could never love you.

Open your heart.

You are a handsome devil.

This looks edible.

A boy needs his grandmother.

This is a day to remember

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We're going to need a lot of paint.

Can I make breakfast?

I want you to be regimental.

How dare you look at me!

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I'll be here, if you need me.

It's not heavy.

I want you to clean up after me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Whoop-whoop.

Your tongue has turned green.

I volunteer myself!

You're under arrest!

Hand me the umbrella.

I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.

You can do this

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

It's time to go to bed.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Take this for luck.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I am going to the funeral.

I'm trying to leave.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

You found it.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

Romance is like a canvas...

Stupid is as stupid does.

You never stop to think.

A boy needs money.

This looks wrong.

Don't wait to be asked.

I am appalled.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want that cat out of my car!

We've only got one of these.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Did you get lucky at work?

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I want you to stop following me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I can't find my otter anywhere.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I want you to kiss me.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I love spring in Spain.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I feel assertive.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I'm the best illustrator who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I want you to be earthy.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

We're lucky.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

You want it.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Your tongue has turned pink.

You're a god.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I have money.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Leave it to the professionals.

This looks peculiar.

Take the drink and die.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I need to tell you about Easter.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm trying to care.

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know the truth.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I know where you were.

It's giving me grief.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I see you every day.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

We're going to need a teacher.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

It's time to go.

You should write to your father.

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