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I never hurt anybody.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're the same person.

Your tongue has turned black.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Did you get lucky today?

You fascinate me.

A boy needs his father.

You're crazy!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I see you came prepared.

I can offer you a job.

Good night!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I'll help.

I'm a ghost.

Let's watch the game

I can offer you a carrot.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I want you to clean up after me.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

You never do what I want.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I feel foolish.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This is a day to remember

You are an artist.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Sound the alarm!

Take the money and go.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Be safe!

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

My life is a mystery.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Open the window.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Who left a spoon in the lounge room?

We need to open it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You are not my mother.

Please, don't take that.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I love spring in India.

Take this with you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You monster!

You should disown your father.

Life is like a beautiful melody...

I've reported it to the press.

Leave it here.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

I have the letter.

It's giving me hope.

We're going to need a saw.

I want you to be high-minded.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Hand me the shovel.

I want that cow out of my life!

You're a god.

I should think about this.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I knew you could open it.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

It's not working.

We're alone in the universe.

I see you every day.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're amazing!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't ask any questions.

Can I make it happen?

You never call me.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I will always want you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is a stick up.

I have lost the will to live.

I never wanted to die.

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

Open it here.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

You are a twit.

Someone's coming this way.

I'll open it.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Get ready to dance.

Delivery!

You are my sunshine.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You will always want me.

You angel!

Be yourself!

Take the money and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Dare to dream

How dare you smile at me!

Dreams are like marshmallows...

This looks suspicious.

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to be silly.

I volunteer to go!

I'm the only tattooist who ever lived.

You are so good to me.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.

My life means nothing.

My love, it's dead.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I want you to stop smelling me.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want that pony out of my room!

You should protect your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I feel certain.

Open the door.

This room is unstable.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

You need it.

I want to tell you about the party.

I want you to stop me.

I am going to Christmas.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You're going to need a spin doctor.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are my only hope.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

You're going to pay!

Can I make a fortune?

I want to tell you about the exterminator.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're crazy.

Your ears have turned black.

I have powers.

You need me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a coroner.

I am forthright.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's giving me a headache.

We're ghosts.

I could never need you.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are not my daughter.

Give me the chair.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Take the piano and leave.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I love spring in Japan.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Take this with water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Please, don't drink that.

It's your fault that the dog died.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I'll get it.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

A boy needs boundaries.

Someone's in here.

You are a genius.

I feel decadent.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to cook for me.

I have the knife.

You are my daughter.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Winners don't quit

I am going to the grand opening.

You're a ghost.

Okay. Just do what I do.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Ha-cha-cha.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Leave it to the professionals.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Open your heart.

We're going to need a shovel.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Good luck!

You should make peace with your father.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.

You're under arrest!

We're magnificent.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Hand me the screwdriver.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

We need to close it.

I can offer you an apple.

Don't wait to be asked.

You will always love me.

You devil!

A girl needs discipline.

This is the right time to be here.

You dropped it.

Be better!

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You are so nice to me.

We've only got one option.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

This room is haunted.

I volunteer myself!

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

This looks interesting.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Patience is a virtue

I have money.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

Hey, watch me leave.

Your ears have turned pink.

I know what to do.

I want that hippopotamus out of my car!

You are an idiot.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to help me.

I'm going to need a spatula.

You are disciplined.

Can I make animal sounds?

I want you to be infuriated.

It's giving me grief.

It's not in.

How much money do you have?

Let's eat

A boy needs his own room.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You never have time for me.

You are my love.

I'm the greatest yodeler who ever lived.

I want to tell you about Easter.

I love winter in France.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Love is like a guitar...

I am going to the funeral.

I'm a god.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I'm trying to win.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Who left a can opener in the outhouse?

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Don't just stand there.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Throw it here.

I feel tenacious.

Stop, in the name of the law.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

You're going to need a student.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

You can have it.

I'll wait here.

Get ready for this.

We're gods.

I hate you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Can I make a kite?

Take the drink and die.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We're going to need a knife.

I can offer you a good price.

Someone's having a bad day.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We need to break up.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Leave it outside.

I am stiff.

You should disown your mother.

Open the bottle.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

This room is bugged.

I know who you are.

How dare you look at me!

This is the worst time to be angry.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

We should hide.

I need to tell you about the party.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

I want that whale out of my room!

Be careful!

It's not for sale.

Give me the icecream.

I want you to stop following me.

This looks great.

Who left a bratwurst in the stable?

I can offer you a chicken wing.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

You can do this

I never wanted this.

Let's go

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Darling, it's alive.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

This is a fine mess

Reading is good for the soul.

You're really something!

You're going to need a spatula.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to love me.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I can't find my wine anywhere.

Take this for luck.

Can I make out?

I want to tell you about the laundry.

Only fools and horses work.

Someone's locked the door.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to be eager.

I see you for who you are.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

We've only got one of these.

I am greedy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I'll watch.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I know math.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

I'm trying to care.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You want me.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Put it here.

Please, stop shouting.

I feel bewildered.

I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Why do you love me, so much?

A boy needs love.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Let's watch TV!

You're never going to get away with this!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Life is like a river...

I never gave up hope.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Maybe no one will notice

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Your ears have turned spotted.

Someone's watching us.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

We should quit.

You're going to need a wrench.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

You should find your mother.

I have time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

My love, it's alive.

I want that spider out of my room!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm trying to leave.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

I'll sit on it.

This looks peculiar.

You lost it.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Can I make a plan?

This is the right time to be afraid.

Show me the spatula.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to stop blaming me.

You are alarmed.

You burned it on purpose.

When the lights go out, start crying.

You're insignificant.

Did you eat last night?

Who left an icecream in the chapel?

I heard a noise coming from the sauna.

This room is shrinking.

Please, don't eat that.

I feel lost.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

A girl needs her space.

I see you know what to do.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

A cat may look at a king.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I know more than you realise.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I want you to betray me.

I'll listen.

I never felt so alone.

No one can ever know what we did.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

We need to make a plan.

I love winter in Ireland.

Take the piano and go.

I want to tell you about the nymph.

I'm trying to believe you.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I can offer you a cracker.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a spy.

We should think about this.

My life is over.

I'm the worst beautician who ever lived.

We're cursed.

You broke it.

Open the curtains.

Your nose has turned brown.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I've reported it to mother.

You should find your father.

Can I make a list?

When the bell rings, hide.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

A girl needs a job.

We've only got one hope.

Falling in love is like changing your underwear...

Don't get too close.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

I want you to be gallant.

We are mannerless.

I want that duck out of my room!

This looks nice.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

How dare you laugh at me!

I see you let yourself in.

Get ready, or get out.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I could never hate you.

I'm going to need a saw.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

It's not right.

I'm going to need a deputy.

I want you to inspire me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You never take me seriously.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I have to tell you about the kebab.

Your eyes have turned purple.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You're magnificent.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I have needs.

Fight the good fight.

Please, stop smoking.

I can't find my puppy anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Open sesame.

I'm trying to open it.

We should pay the bill.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Give me the kite.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Can I make medicine?

Did you eat just now?

I'm the worst blacksmith on this planet

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You're going to need a plumber.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Your nose has turned black.

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