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Who left a lion in the kitchen?
I love autumn in Spain.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
My life is over.
I see you are thinking.
I want you to stop believing in me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You monster!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a sandwich.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
I knew you could open it.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Let's watch TV!
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Open the curtains.
Someone's having a bad day.
I volunteer myself!
Good morning!
You are an artist.
If you don't want it, put it back.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
You should make peace with your mother.
Be safe!
We should pay the bill.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
We've only got one of these.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
This looks familiar.
I want you to kiss me.
You never stop to think.
I'm crazy.
A boy needs his mother.
I never wanted to die.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
We're ghosts.
It's time to pack your bags.
I'm a ghost.
Take this and pray.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
You are my inspiration.
I have the gun.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a swineherd.
Please, be careful.
I have 20-20 vision.
This is a day to remember
Leave it until morning.
Sound the alarm!
Give me the shovel.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one suspects a thing
Stop, in the name of the law.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I will always love you.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This room is haunted.
I want you to be impressionable.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Dying is like writing a shopping list...
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Get ready for this.
I'm going to need a gladiator.
I see you know what to do.
I am going to the funeral.
I love spring in France.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
We need to eat.
Your face has turned grey.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I know what happened.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Your fear is like an ocean...
Don't just stand there.
We've only got one life.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Don't upset your father, not now.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want that wombat out of my house!
I want you to love me.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I can offer you a tropical juice.
Let's play
I feel alone.
You will always despise me.
A boy needs confidence.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
All good things must come to an end.
It's not alive.
It's giving me a headache.
I'm the only geologist who ever lived.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Just try not to cry
I'm trying to open it.
Someone's watching us.
You should protect your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I never hurt anybody.
You're crazy.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You are a godsend.
You should hide.
No one can ever know the truth.
Leave it here.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I have the will.
You're crazy!
Take the money and go.
It's your fault that the dog died.
Please, give me that.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Hey, watch me dance.
Can I make a pie?
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is a fine mess
Leave it outside.
I am going to Easter.
This room is unstable.
I see you for who you are.
Stop, in the name of love.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
You're a god.
Open the window.
I have faith.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I knew you could live like this.
I heard laughter coming from the armory.
Let's dance
You're going to need a lot of money.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Show me the slice of pizza.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are so kind to me.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Delivery!
I need to tell you about the chardonnay.
I can offer you a soda.
You are not my favourite.
Someone's locked the door.
I love summer in France.
I'm going to need a pianist.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
How dare you look at me!
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want you to look at me.
You never sing anymore.
It's time to brush your teeth.
A boy needs discipline.
This looks wrong.
Why do you love me, so much?
We're gods.
Be better!
They know it was me
This is the worst time to be alone.
I'm the best dogcatcher on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I know where you were.
I feel disappointed.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I want you to be effeminate.
Your face has turned black.
Please, don't eat that.
I'll get it.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You should call your mother.
Hey, watch me smile.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Who left a fishcake in the dining room?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You burned it on purpose.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to stop following me.
You're a ghost.
You are a thief.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I want you.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
Take the drink and die.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You angel!
We need to open it.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You're going to pay!
Leave it alone.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I am going to the grand opening.
Did you fart today?
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
I never could make up my mind.
We are eager.
Accidents will happen.
We're going to need a spatula.
I have lost the will to live.
I love spring in Switzerland.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Give me the chicken wing.
I'm going to need a detective.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
You found it.
You are not my mother.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I volunteer to eat it!
I've reported it to the police.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Who left an ukulele in the studio?
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
Take this with you.
I'll open it.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
You should start a business.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You're weird.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You are so mean to me.
You are my reason for living.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
You will always fascinate me.
You are a twit.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I could never love you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Can I make a plan?
I have to tell you about the candy-bar.
Good luck!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
I know what to do.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You devil!
We're going to need a spoon.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Take the drink and go.
Dare to dream
This is a stick up.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
You lost it.
I'm going to need a farmer.
This is the right time to be here.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Hey, watch me leave.
It's time to go to bed.
I never felt so alone.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
It's giving me an error message.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I am going to the party.
Your cheeks have turned white.
Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...
I feel self-conscious.
I see you came prepared.
It's not the right size.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Take this with water.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
You never take me seriously.
Throw it here.
When the bell rings, hide.
You should disown your father.
I am sorrowful.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
I volunteer to go!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Get ready to die.
I want to tell you about the dancer.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
We've only got one option.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
An army marches on its stomach.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Can I make an effort?
Let's drink
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to kill me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
We're the same person.
It has to work
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I want that zebra out of my room!
This looks edible.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'm going to need a miner.
This room is shrinking.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Take the piano and go.
I have a secret.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I'm the best oracle who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I am going to the wedding.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I hate you.
Open sesame.
We are ridiculous.
I knew you could fix it.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I can offer you a job.
It's giving me grief.
We need to help each other.
I want you to be troublesome.
It's time to make lunch.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Don't fool around.
My life means nothing.
You will always hate me.
Show me the spatula.
Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I can offer you a muffin.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I feel cynical.
You need it.
I volunteer as tribute!
Be careful!
We've only got one hope.
Eating is good for the soul.
I never killed anyone.
You should write to your mother.
I have the card.
Plug it in here.
This is a fine ship
I want that pig out of my house!
When the lights go out, start crying.
Show me the fishcake.
We're special.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
No one will ever know
I'm trying to win.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Alright, who left a punch in the laundry?
No one can ever know that I like you
I have needs.
You are a liar.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I feel playful.
This looks suspicious.
You're never going to get away with this!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You're going to need an executioner.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
We need to make out.
Am I dead, or not?
I need to tell you about Sunday.
I love you.
It's giving me hope.
You could never despise me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
How much money do you have?
Get ready to laugh.
Take the drink and leave.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I have the knife.
I'm a god.
I'll get ready.
I am humble.
I'm the worst cook who ever lived.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Can I make a cake?
Please, stop smoking.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
We should start a business.
I can't find my goat anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I love spring in India.
Let's go
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I can offer you a milkshake.
I'm trying to save you.
You are my love.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I want that tiger out of my house!
Who left a can opener in the garage?
I could never want you.
I want you to be worried.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I feel surprised.
Good grief!
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
This room is bugged.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Did you get lucky just now?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You're going to need an explorer.
You're cursed.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
My love, it's so expensive.
You are crude.
You never say what you're thinking.
It's not for sale.
I can offer you a good price.
Your ears have turned white.
Show me the fork.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I want you to marry me.
Can I make art?
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I love fall in Canada.
It was my fault that the cat died.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I want that frog out of my life!
Take the money and die.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
My life matters.
You could never hate me.
You can do this
I want you to be nosy.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Take this for luck.
Get ready to dance.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I feel satisfied.
We should vote.
I know math.
You're no good.
Please, come in.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I have money.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Who left a piña colada in the lobby?
A girl needs her mother.
You know it.
Count your blessings.
We're going to need a tailor.
You should listen to your mother.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
You're really something!
I've reported it to mother.
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
Did you eat this morning?
You never call me.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to hold me.
Getting married is like brushing your teeth...
Your ears have turned green.
You're going to need a lot of help.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I never loved you.
Let's eat
Can I make a home?
Good night!
My life is cursed.
I feel romantic.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
I'm going to need a shovel.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only DJ on this planet
I want you to be inhibited.
This looks odd.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Who left a doll in the pantry?
Give me the umbrella.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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