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I'm going to need a salesperson.

We need to fight.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

I am going to the wedding.

Open sesame.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm the only broker who ever lived.

Drop it here.

It's time to go to bed.

Good night!

My love, it's so expensive.

I heard a noise coming from the studio.

Delivery!

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

You burned it on purpose.

I see you smiling.

I know math.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I want you to kill me.

I'll watch.

I love summer in Brazil.

You know it.

Get ready to die.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is safety.

We're going to need a hammer.

Take this and pray.

You should call your mother.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm a god.

You are my inspiration.

I feel clumsy.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

We are joyous.

I will always want you.

Give me the guitar.

My life is cursed.

Leave it to the professionals.

This room is haunted.

Be safe!

You are so nice to me.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can offer you a tea.

Did you get lucky today?

No one can ever know that I was here.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

You are not my daughter.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Less is more.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You will always fascinate me.

Who left a frog in the pantry?

Let's watch TV!

I want that giraffe out of my room!

I can offer you a job.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.

I have to tell you about the cocktail.

It's not appropriate.

I never gave up hope.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I should ask for more money.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Open your heart.

Ha-cha-cha.

This looks familiar.

A boy needs his own room.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm the greatest manicurist who ever lived.

I want you to kiss me.

I love winter in France.

You devil!

We're the same person.

Am I under arrest, or not?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are a godsend.

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

It's your fault that the label came off.

I feel terrified.

Leave it alone.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I know what happened.

My life means nothing.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I am going to Christmas.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

This is the worst time to be here.

I love you.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to be appalled.

Don't just stand there.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want you to stop loving me.

Get ready for this.

You are aloof.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You're going to pay!

It's time to pack your bags.

I'm lucky.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

We need to help each other.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

Give it here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Dying is like lighting a fire...

Take the money and die.

Failure is like a beautiful melody...

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I can offer you an apple.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We've only got one of these.

Did you eat while I was away?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I have the letter.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This is a day to remember

I'll open it.

I love spring in Canada.

All's well that ends well

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You made me cry on purpose.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

I feel doubtful.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Can I make breakfast?

I'm the only baker on this planet

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

It's not easy.

How dare you look at me!

You are my teacher.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

We are prejudiced.

I see you every day.

Leave it here.

My life is a mystery.

You never have time for me.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

It's time to make lunch.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I want you to be overjoyed.

Please, listen to me.

You're going down!

I'm going to need a shovel.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're a ghost.

You should ask for more money.

You're weird.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Open it here.

Take this for luck.

You are an idiot.

I want that hedgehog out of my life!

I volunteer to go!

Beat swords into ploughshares.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Let's go

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to marry me.

Get ready to run.

I am going to Easter.

Darling, it's alive.

I'm the only paramedic who ever lived.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We've only got one chance.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I heard a voice coming from the sauna.

This looks great.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You will always need me.

Dammit, who left a chimpanzee in the classroom?

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Good morning!

Throw me the banana.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Why do you hate me, so much?

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop tickling me.

We're gods.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Take the money and leave.

I know more than you realise.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You never sing anymore.

I love winter in Brazil.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You are so kind to me.

You should call your father.

Stop, in the name of love.

I am going to the grand opening.

You can't have it.

It's not going to fit.

When the party starts, start crying.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I never could make up my mind.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Sound the alarm!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Can I make it count?

This room is bugged.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going to need a can opener.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I feel tearful.

Your lips have turned spotted.

You could never need me.

Who left a slice of pizza in the office?

This is a stick up.

This looks wrong.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You angel!

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

My life matters.

I'm trying to open it.

I want you to read to me.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

Good luck!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I see you know what to do.

You should write to your mother.

It's giving me an error message.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Running for office is like tidying your room...

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

You're special.

I need to tell you about the croissant.

I despise you.

Be better!

You're a god.

I'm going to need a park ranger.

I want you to stop following me.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

I want you to be invisible.

Someone's in here.

Leave it until morning.

I have the scroll.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Take the money and go.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

We're ghosts.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

Time is like a guitar...

Can I make art?

When the bell rings, hide.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Your face has turned grey.

How much influence do you have?

This is the right time to be amused.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Just try not to cry

I feel dirty.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are my favourite.

You will always want me.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Give me the burger.

I knew you could open it.

I want to tell you about the party.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Open the window.

This looks nice.

Okay, who left a sandwich in the kitchen?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You should protect your father.

I am pedantic.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

You are the best person I have ever met.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I can't find my house anywhere.

I want you to hold me.

We're special.

I've reported it to the police.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I want that horse out of my room!

I want you to be restrained.

I hate you.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Love is like a canvas...

I can offer you a pickle.

You won't find it.

Please, stop laughing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

Did you get lucky just now?

I heard weeping coming from the studio.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I volunteer to eat it!

How dare you laugh at me!

Open the curtains.

I see you have done this before.

You are a handsome devil.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Someone's watching us.

I have the knife.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Whoop-whoop.

You are so good to me.

Winners don't quit

Take the piano and leave.

We're going to need a marshal.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I want you to stop me.

We need to unite.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

This is a fine mess

I love summer in China.

You're amazing!

I've reported it to Interpol.

Take this with you.

It's not alive.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You should make peace with your father.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

You're crazy.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Be careful!

I want you to be whimsical.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Please, remain silent.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can offer you a kebab.

Don't fool around.

Did you eat today?

Your face has turned purple.

I want that snake out of my life!

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

This room is shrinking.

I'll sit on it.

Someone's coming this way.

When I was little, I wanted to be a percussionist.

I have the card.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You want it.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I feel alone.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I'm trying to win.

Becoming rich is like writing a memo...

You are not my son.

I have to tell you about the playwright.

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I'm insignificant.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I love winter in America.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

We should ask for more money.

This looks peculiar.

Take the piano and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I have lost the will to live.

I will always love you.

We need to eat.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I'm going to need a paleontologist.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

I can't find my scorpion anywhere.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

My life is over.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I never really lived.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I volunteer myself!

I want you to be determined.

Hand me the wrench.

You are not my type.

Who left an apple in the bedroom?

No one can ever know that you can sing.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

It's going to be okay

I feel fortunate.

Virtue is its own reward.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I knew you could fix it.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

It's giving me a headache.

You are my daughter.

Take the piano and go.

You should write to your father.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

I'm going to need a saw.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Can I make it right?

I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a water.

I have 20-20 vision.

We need to stay.

I want you to inspire me.

A girl needs her mother.

Be yourself!

Your hopes are like chocolate...

I'm no good.

You are so mean to me.

We've only got one hope.

I'm the best boatbuilder who ever lived.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

I feel optimistic.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm going to need a baker.

Don't get too close.

I love summer in Germany.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want to tell you about the cell.

Leave it outside.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

I want you to be alert.

I want that tiger out of my house!

This room is unstable.

I am going to the party.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I am dependent.

Show me the muffin.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

This is the right time to be happy.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Open the door.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

A boy needs his grandmother.

My love, it's beautiful.

Your face has turned yellow.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I'm the best poet on this planet

You're coming with me!

I've reported it to the President.

I knew you could turn things around.

We should think about this.

You never smile.

I want that hippopotamus out of my car!

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Who left a 7-up in the laundry?

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Someone's locked the door.

I'm special.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I can't find my bee anywhere.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Let's dance

I'm going to need an interpreter.

We're going to need a saw.

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