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We need to help each other.
I want you.
Please, tell me.
I see you smiling.
You're crazy!
Be better!
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You are so kind to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Take this and pray.
We're lucky.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I know where you were.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Why do you love me, so much?
My love, it's alive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I can't find my alligator anywhere.
I want you to kill me.
It's time to pack your bags.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You never call me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're going to need a butcher.
You can have it.
I never wanted this.
Just breathe
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I have the card.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
A girl needs money.
My life is cursed.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I can offer you a 7-up.
This looks suspicious.
You monster!
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I want you to be sophisticated.
Your grief is like a multi-choice quiz...
I volunteer as tribute!
I've reported it to the President.
Leave it here.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I love summer in Germany.
Plug it in here.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I have lost the will to live.
I'll help.
Take the piano and go.
Give me the chair.
We're ghosts.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Reading is good for the soul.
Your lips have turned stripey.
You should call your father.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
It was your fault that we ran out of bread.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I'm a god.
This room is unstable.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's time to go to bed.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I want you to document my trip to America.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
You made me cry on purpose.
I am going to the party.
We've only got one option.
My love, it's beautiful.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You are not my conscience.
This is a fine ship
Whoop-whoop.
You're cursed.
We need to close it.
Let's watch TV!
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Accidents will happen.
You want it.
I have to tell you about the vampire.
I knew you could turn things around.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This looks nice.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I know the future.
I want you to kiss me.
You despise me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Did you eat while I was away?
I'm the only ninja who ever lived.
Be safe!
I never hurt anybody.
Good grief!
I feel ordinary.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
We're going to need a bodyguard.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You should protect your mother.
You never take me seriously.
You're under arrest!
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I heard a howl coming from the barn.
Your eyes have turned red.
Leave it outside.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Don't fool around.
I love winter in India.
I want you to be opportunistic.
A girl needs her friends.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want that shark out of my car!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Please, stop smoking.
You are so mean to me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We should start a business.
This room is bugged.
You are narrow-minded.
You are not my mother.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Open the curtains.
Take the money and die.
Get ready for this.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Dammit, who left a slice of pizza in the dining room?
We've only got one life.
I volunteer to go!
I will always want you.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
How dare you look at me!
You are a twit.
Sound the alarm!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
They know it was me
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
No one can ever know what we did.
Let's drink
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to inspire me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
We're gods.
You're going to need a shovel.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Dating is like opening a letter...
I'm cursed.
It's not appropriate.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Someone's having a bad day.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Delivery!
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Be yourself!
Find some proof that I lied to you.
We're going to need a shipwright.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You angel!
Did you eat this morning?
Please, don't drink that.
I'll get ready.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm the greatest carver on this planet
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You should think about this.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that the dog died.
You're going down!
A boy needs confidence.
I never felt so alone.
Open the window.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
We need to break up.
Can I make it matter?
I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.
You are an artist.
Leave it until morning.
You are not my daughter.
I've reported it to the police.
This is a stick up.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Am I dead, or not?
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
You should protect your father.
Show me the screwdriver.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I'm trying to understand.
I need to tell you about the celery stick.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
It's giving me an error message.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I am artful.
I can offer you a Mountain Dew.
Someone's in here.
We're the same person.
I have faith.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
My life is over.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Who left a knife in the bathroom?
You are so nice to me.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I'll wait here.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
We're going to need a can opener.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You could never need me.
Open sesame.
We're going to need a builder.
You are my favourite.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You're never going to get away with this!
Take this with water.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're lucky.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You're a god.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are a hero.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
Hand me the wrench.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I want you to clean up after me.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
I could never love you.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
My life matters.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I see you know what to do.
You are well-rounded.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I have to tell you about the ale.
Someone's locked the door.
All's well that ends well
Get ready to laugh.
We need to unite.
Good night!
I never killed anyone.
I volunteer myself!
I know more than you realise.
I can offer you a Powerade.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
No one can ever know that I like to dance
This room is shrinking.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
How dare you laugh at me!
Let's dance
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Can I make up?
Your nose has turned pink.
Put it here.
Did you fart last night?
Open your heart.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
Hey, watch me smile.
Take the drink and die.
Please, don't touch that.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I want that elephant out of my house!
Your ears have turned purple.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This looks wrong.
You know it.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are not my favourite.
I'm trying to believe you.
I'm a ghost.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Darling, it's so expensive.
It's giving me a headache.
I am going to the funeral.
We're going to need a spoon.
You can do this
We're going to need a lot of help.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
Someone's watching us.
I am demanding.
Who left a screwdriver in the outhouse?
This room is haunted.
This is a fine mess
Can I make money?
I'm going to need a dancer.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I knew you could open it.
You are a godsend.
This is the right time to be happy.
My life is a mystery.
I feel concerned.
Let's eat
Be careful!
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I never wanted to die.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I want you to be debonair.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Get ready to run.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
You broke it.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
It's time to brush your teeth.
Stop, in the name of love.
Please, be careful.
Your lips have turned white.
Just be yourself
A boy needs his space.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You are not my type.
I'm the best oracle on this planet
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I know what happened.
I am going to Easter.
Good morning!
You are my father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
It's giving me grief.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I want you to cook for me.
My life means nothing.
This is a day to remember
You could never hate me.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Who left an icecream in the garage?
When the bell rings, hide.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You're weird.
I can offer you a job.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
We're going to need a lifeguard.
You are a handsome devil.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It's time to go.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It's not the right size.
You can't have it.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I have time.
I feel envious.
Your lips have turned green.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I'll listen.
You should find your father.
I've reported it to the press.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I have the knife.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Don't just stand there.
I heard laughter coming from the armory.
My love, it's so shiny.
I know what to do.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can't find my octopus anywhere.
Throw it here.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Please, stand.
I can offer you a good price.
Give me the bike.
When the party starts, hide.
You're a ghost.
You devil!
I want you to be considerate.
Okay, who left a beetle in the bathroom?
Your nose has turned grey.
We're no good.
It was your fault that the train was late.
Hey, watch me dance.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
You should ask for more money.
Laughing is good for the soul.
How much time do you have?
I'll watch.
Ha-cha-cha.
I bet you know why I'm here.
It's not mine.
You are distracted.
I could never need you.
I'm trying to save you.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's time to make lunch.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
If you don't want it, put it back.
My love, it's so expensive.
A boy needs his mother.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I heard a sound coming from the library.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can offer you a saké.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
This is the worst time to be happy.
Good luck!
I feel annoyed.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I want you to stop me.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
I have the gun.
We've only got one of these.
Can I make a sound?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could make up your mind.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I want to tell you about Sunday.
Your nose has turned black.
Pride is like a picnic in the park...
I have money.
Give me the knife.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm the only customs officer who ever lived.
I want you to be airy.
Take this with you.
Take the money and leave.
Let's get it
I see you are thinking.
Why do you tease me, so much?
This looks interesting.
Did you fart while I was away?
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I want you to stop loving me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
When the party starts, start singing.
You are busy.
I want you to document my trip to China.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You never smile.
I feel tenacious.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
I want that owl out of my house!
I'm special.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I love spring in Brazil.
I want you to be cowardly.
It's not safe.
I should hide.
I'm the worst fishmonger on this planet
Falling in love is like opening a door...
A girl needs her grandmother.
We're going to need a tax collector.
You should listen to your mother.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
We've only got one hope.
We need to stop.
This looks familiar.
You found it.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Okay, who left a fork in the dining room?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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