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We're gods.
We're weird.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I want you to stop me.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Leave it here.
It's time to go to bed.
I will always love you.
You're a god.
It's not going to fit.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
They know it was me
Did you get lucky last night?
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Let's drink
This room is bugged.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Can I make informed decisions?
Open the bottle.
You want it.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I see you know what to do.
Be better!
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You should protect your father.
I'm the worst candlemaker who ever lived.
Leave it to the professionals.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Get ready to dance.
How dare you laugh at me!
When the bell rings, hide.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You should pay the bill.
I am going to Christmas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
Please, give me that.
You're amazing!
You are so nice to me.
A boy needs love.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take this with you.
I have the gun.
Throw me the screwdriver.
Good grief!
I have money.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Your nose has turned spotted.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You are a thief.
I'll open it.
I know the future.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
This looks edible.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want that zebra out of my car!
I want you to kill me.
You're going to need a police officer.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
This is a fine mess
The best things in life are free.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
We're special.
I have to tell you about the living room.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Open your heart.
Can I make magic?
Your cheeks have turned green.
I'm the best air traffic controller on this planet
You know it.
Let's dance
I can't find my room anywhere.
You're going to need a wrench.
It's not in.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Plug it in here.
You should ask your mother.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Someone's in here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
When the party starts, start crying.
We need to order pizza.
Don't fool around.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
I knew you could see it through.
You monster!
Get ready to laugh.
You made me cry on purpose.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I feel daring.
I will always want you.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Take the drink and go.
A boy needs a job.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'm trying to help.
Who left a spatula in the dungeon?
This looks familiar.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
We're the same person.
I volunteer myself!
I have the poem.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Why do you tease me, so much?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Find some proof that they lied to you.
You love me.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to be charmless.
No one suspects a thing
You should quit.
This is a fine ship
I need to tell you about the sandwich.
You never take me seriously.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
I'll help.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
We're alone in the universe.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
I want you to stop lying to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Take this and pray.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
We are preoccupied.
It was my fault that the dog died.
We've only got one chance.
Give me the ball.
I want that horse out of my life!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
We need to stay.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
We're going to need a boatbuilder.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to read to me.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Am I dead, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You're a ghost.
You are a handsome devil.
Hopes are like chocolate...
No one can ever know how we did it.
I could never need you.
You are so good to me.
Please, tell me.
I volunteer to go!
Take the money and die.
You can have it.
I know more than you realise.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Sound the alarm!
I'm the worst actor who ever lived.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This looks nice.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's not the right size.
I can offer you a kebab.
I love winter in Antarctica.
I have the scroll.
Delivery!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You burned it on purpose.
A girl needs boundaries.
Why do you hate me, so much?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I am scheming.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You never listen.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
My love, it's dead.
I am going to the funeral.
I have powers.
It's time to make lunch.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Can I make up?
I've reported it to the police.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'm a god.
I want that panda out of my car!
Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...
You are a genius.
Someone's watching us.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I should pay the bill.
I never listened.
You're crazy!
I'm going to need a coroner.
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You will always fascinate me.
Let's watch the game
Take the money and leave.
This room is shrinking.
You are so kind to me.
My life is a mystery.
Who left a screwdriver in the outhouse?
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to be profound.
Be safe!
Good night!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
We need to break up.
You are not my son.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
I am going to the wedding.
Waste not, want not.
A girl needs her father.
Open the window.
Please, remain silent.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We're crazy.
This is a day to remember
You broke it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I feel inferior.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I know math.
We are leisurely.
I've reported it to mother.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Can I make connections?
I should vote.
How dare you smile at me!
This looks interesting.
Today is the day
I need to tell you about Thursday.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
I'm the greatest weaver on this planet
You should ask your father.
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Your ears have turned grey.
Get ready, or get out.
I'll listen.
We've only got one bullet.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
You could never want me.
We need to play.
Sorry, I have to take this.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Let's get it
I want that monkey out of my room!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
You are a twit.
I'm trying to care.
You are so mean to me.
You angel!
Please, don't drink that.
Stop, in the name of love.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You are my father.
I volunteer as tribute!
I've reported it to the President.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Your nose has turned white.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I want you to be thievish.
I see you came prepared.
I love you.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
I'm a ghost.
It's not dead.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You are not my mother.
I'm magnificent.
Don't just stand there.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I have needs.
Can I make lunch?
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I feel excited.
My love, it's delicious.
I'm the greatest inventor who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Be yourself!
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
A boy needs discipline.
Your lips have turned red.
I'll wait here.
I never hurt anybody.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
You're really something!
I am going to Easter.
It's giving me an error message.
Fears are like marshmallows...
Take the piano and die.
Hand me the chair.
I know where you were.
I am sporting.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You never smile.
Okay. Just do what I do.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Good luck!
I have the card.
I want to tell you about the Guinness.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
We're going to need a shovel.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Leave it alone.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I knew you could survive.
We need to make out.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's not safe.
You are my mother.
I love autumn in England.
I've reported it to the press.
Take this with water.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You are not my type.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Ha-cha-cha.
You should protect your mother.
You should go to the police.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
You crashed the car on purpose.
We're ghosts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
My love, it's so shiny.
It's giving me a headache.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I can offer you a whiskey.
I have lost the will to live.
Can I make a difference?
I want you to be groovy.
Tomorrow never comes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
You are a poet.
I'm cursed.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
You are unprincipled.
I want you to look at me.
How much money do you have?
I want that goldfish out of my room!
I love winter in Spain.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You're going to need an athlete.
You won't find it.
Hand me the apple.
You hate me.
Please, come in.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
Open the door.
You should listen to your mother.
I want to tell you about the principal.
I feel sure.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I see you every day.
I'm the greatest private detective who ever lived.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are not my favourite.
When the party starts, start singing.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's not alive.
You are courteous.
It's giving me hope.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Fears are like chocolate...
I want you to betray me.
This is the right time to be afraid.
You are a godsend.
Take the piano and leave.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I'm going to need a fork.
I have a secret.
I want that duck out of my car!
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
Show me the slice of pizza.
You are my daughter.
I love fall in Switzerland.
I can offer you a job.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You're weird.
I'm going to need a park ranger.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I feel deceitful.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
This looks odd.
I have the letter.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
Your nose has turned black.
Be careful!
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Put it here.
We are apathetic.
It's not tight enough.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Who left a spring-roll in the living room?
This is crazy
This is the right time to be happy.
I want you to kiss me.
Don't get too close.
I have faith.
I see you let yourself in.
I want you to be vague.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
You're insignificant.
Let's watch TV!
I want to tell you about the fairy.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We should think about this.
I love autumn in India.
Someone's having a bad day.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.
You devil!
I'm the only guru who ever lived.
I want that kitten out of my house!
Get ready for this.
Please, sit down.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I knew you could live like this.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We need to stop.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I could never love you.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
You dropped it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
No one can ever know that I can sing.
It's giving me grief.
I know what to do.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me smile.
Good morning!
I'm going to need a spoon.
You should find your mother.
Let's eat
How much luck do you have?
I should hide.
I love summer in Brazil.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's not working.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Please, stop shouting.
I want that frog out of my house!
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Give it here.
You can do this
You are an artist.
I could never want you.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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