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A boy needs his friends.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want that goat out of my room!
You're a god.
Put it here.
I see you came prepared.
I'm the greatest ornithologist who ever lived.
Take this with you.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
How dare you smile at me!
You're never going to get away with this!
You love me.
I'll open it.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
Please, don't move.
We're the same person.
You burned it on purpose.
Let's watch the game
This looks wrong.
I have faith.
My life is cursed.
Throw me the bagel.
Hey, watch me move.
We're no good.
Delivery!
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You angel!
I love you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
It was your fault that the dog died.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I've reported it to mother.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to be passionate.
You are unhappy.
We need to eat.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
I have the time.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Take the money and die.
I never could make up my mind.
We've only got one of these.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Someone's listening.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to inspire me.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You are so mean to me.
I love winter in America.
No one suspects a thing
Am I under arrest, or not?
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You can have it.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I see you for who you are.
I am going to the funeral.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
It's not for sale.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It's giving me grief.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Leave it here.
You should listen to your father.
I heard a howl coming from the chapel.
You are a poet.
You're really something!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Your face has turned spotted.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
Who left a spatula in the waiting room?
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I'm cursed.
Show me the icecream.
I'm trying to win.
I have 20-20 vision.
I feel ridiculous.
Get ready to laugh.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
I knew you could live like this.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Give it here.
You will always want me.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Please, stop shouting.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop looking at me.
I hate you.
Why do you love me, so much?
I volunteer myself!
Take the money and leave.
This room is unstable.
I'm going to need a taxi-driver.
Did you get lucky today?
I want that beaver out of my car!
Can I make it up?
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Darling, it's dead.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to be sober.
I love fall in Antarctica.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Your eyes have turned red.
When the lights go out, start singing.
You are a twit.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I know the future.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tailor.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I am going to the party.
I'm the only reporter on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
Leave it outside.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Be yourself!
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to hold me.
We're going to need a hammer.
I never killed anyone.
A girl needs money.
You are my inspiration.
I've reported it to the police.
You devil!
I see you every day.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm trying to leave.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You made me cry on purpose.
We're ghosts.
You are so kind to me.
I can offer you a grape juice.
He was unconscious when I found him.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the well.
You could never love me.
Plug it in here.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Good night!
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
You never take me seriously.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I love winter in Canada.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop lying to me.
It's not yours.
Get ready for this.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You're going to need a singer.
Open sesame.
I have to tell you about Friday.
It's time to pack your bags.
I need to tell you about the strawberry milkshake.
I have a secret.
Stop, in the name of love.
You are not my favourite.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is a stick up.
You are treacherous.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're a ghost.
I could never love you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Be safe!
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Let's drink
Please, be careful.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want that tiger out of my life!
I want you to be disturbing.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.
You're no good.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want you to kill me.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I have the letter.
I volunteer to go!
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You need it.
Leave it alone.
I feel timid.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
You should think about this.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Give me the ball.
I see you let yourself in.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
You are so nice to me.
I can offer you a Jack Daniels.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Good morning!
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You are wonderful.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You are my mother.
Don't get too close.
I've reported it to the press.
This is a fine mess
I am going to Easter.
She was unconscious when I found her.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You will always despise me.
I know who you are.
All's well that ends well
When I was little, I wanted to be a philanthropist.
Did you fart yesterday?
Hey, watch me leave.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You should call your mother.
I have the card.
You're cursed.
I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have money.
You monster!
Who left a teddy bear in the stable?
Whoop-whoop.
I never hurt anybody.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You are not my type.
I'm a ghost.
Take the piano and go.
Take this for luck.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
We need to order pizza.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a chicken sexer.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I despise you.
I'm trying to help.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I love summer in Antarctica.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
My life matters.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
You should listen to your mother.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You will always fascinate me.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
I knew you could fix it.
Sound the alarm!
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I want that goat out of my car!
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I can't find my soda anywhere.
I feel patriotic.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Your lips have turned purple.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I have lost the will to live.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
You're insignificant.
I volunteer as tribute!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I know more than you realise.
Let the dead bury the dead.
I'm a god.
This looks suspicious.
Time to shine
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
Take the money and go.
I can offer you a punch.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
We are money-minded.
I can offer you a job.
I'm going to need a flight attendant.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You are not my mother.
You are a genius.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Let's dance
Can I make it right?
Okay, who left a chair in the cloakroom?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I feel empty.
A girl needs her mother.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I'll get ready.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to be prim.
I'm trying to open it.
We should start a business.
I want to tell you about the the palace.
I knew you could open it.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I never gave up hope.
I see you know what to do.
When the door opens, hide.
You should disown your mother.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.
We're cursed.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You will always hate me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I am imaginative.
It's not mine.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I'm the only missionary who ever lived.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Did you get lucky just now?
Don't just stand there.
Drop it here.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
We need to break up.
Give me the skateboard.
You won't find it.
You are a liar.
Take the drink and go.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I'm going to need a fork.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I feel scared.
This looks edible.
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
I know what to do.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You never stop to think.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I've reported it to the President.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
Leave it to the professionals.
This is a day to remember
I'll help.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
It's going to be okay
I want you to be modern.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Don't ask any questions.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's not appropriate.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Did you fart this morning?
Take this with water.
Please, stay where you are.
We're alone in the universe.
Let's go
It's giving me hope.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
We need to go.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Hand me the ukulele.
Go the extra mile.
Open the bottle.
I want you to help me.
Sorrow is like a piano...
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I have the scroll.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Can I make a mess?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
This room is bugged.
I have needs.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Open it here.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You are unambitious.
I should pay the bill.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hairdresser.
I'm the greatest sailor who ever lived.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I'll keep guard.
I want you to be forgetful.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I never really lived.
Don't fool around.
You never call me.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I heard a howl coming from the dining room.
Take this and pray.
I can offer you a good price.
You lost it.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Please, stop doing that.
I know where you were.
Let's watch TV!
I see you have done this before.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
How dare you laugh at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I want that monkey out of my life!
Winners don't quit
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I love fall in Switzerland.
I volunteer to eat it!
You could never despise me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
I'm going to need a shovel.
We should think about this.
You should find your mother.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It's not the right size.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I can't find my Earl Grey tea anywhere.
I have time.
We need to stop.
I want you to be frustrated.
I'm the worst truck driver who ever lived.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
You are engrossed.
Am I dead, or not?
Wealth is like a mountain...
Can I make magic?
You are not my father.
I need to tell you about the referee.
Good grief!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the sauna.
Take the drink and leave.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
I want that camel out of my house!
This room is haunted.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Did you eat today?
Someone's watching us.
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Your nose has turned black.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This looks peculiar.
Who left a chimpanzee in the armory?
Get ready to run.
I can offer you a cocktail.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You are a thief.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
You should ask your father.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Please, stop smoking.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
We are unsentimental.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You're going to need a hammer.
You're under arrest!
Open the window.
Hand me the fork.
I am going to the grand opening.
I'm the greatest beautician on this planet
We're insignificant.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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