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I'm trying to leave.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We're gods.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.
You won't find it.
I want you to inspire me.
You're amazing!
I should start a business.
Who left a croissant in the wardrobe?
Hey, watch me leave.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Throw me the ukulele.
I can offer you a job.
I see you are thinking.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Leave it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I volunteer to eat it!
Stop, in the name of the law.
A girl needs her grandfather.
When the lights go out, hide.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I want you to be busy.
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know what we did.
Let's get it
I know where you were.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
We need to eat.
Your nose has turned white.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Can I make it through?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Be better!
You never sing anymore.
I'll sit on it.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
We are bored.
You want me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Get ready to run.
You are so mean to me.
It's not mine.
We're lucky.
I never wanted to die.
Don't just stand there.
This is the right time to be here.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're going to need a shovel.
I am going to the grand opening.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
You angel!
I have faith.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Sorry, is all that I can say.
All's well that ends well
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm going to need a security guard.
I see you have done this before.
You burned it on purpose.
This looks suspicious.
Leave it until morning.
Please, come in.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Take the money and die.
I need to tell you about the troll.
You can have it.
You are a godsend.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I feel creative.
I can offer you a good price.
Why do you love me, so much?
Ha-cha-cha.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You're coming with me!
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I want you to marry me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I'm trying to save you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I know who you are.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
It's giving me an error message.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm a god.
Open the bottle.
Throw it here.
Your lips have turned yellow.
Good night!
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Can I make history?
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You are so good to me.
Get ready to die.
You should listen to your mother.
You monster!
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I can offer you a bagel.
You're crazy.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
No one can ever know that you can dance.
A boy needs his space.
I knew you could live like this.
Be yourself!
I want you to be sexy.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Throw me the pickle.
I'm the best criminal who ever lived.
I am obnoxious.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Who left a kitten in the living room?
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Revenge is sweet.
We're going to need a saw.
Hey, watch me dance.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Leave it alone.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I love autumn in Brazil.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to stop loving me.
You never smile.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I have the knife.
I feel cautious.
We should hide.
I have money.
He was unconscious when I found him.
This is a day to remember
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
We've only got one chance.
Please, tell me.
Someone's listening.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I volunteer to go!
You could never want me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Sound the alarm!
How dare you look at me!
This looks wrong.
I could never love you.
Open sesame.
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're the same person.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Take this with you.
You are a handsome devil.
You are so kind to me.
I'll get ready.
We're going to need a wrench.
Who left a Guinness in the kitchen?
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I want you to kill me.
I never felt so alone.
Be careful!
My love, it's delicious.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You should write to your mother.
It was your fault that the label came off.
It's giving me grief.
Give me the guitar.
I want you to be useless.
This room is bugged.
We are preoccupied.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Delivery!
It's not open.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Show no mercy
Good grief!
We need to play.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
We've only got one life.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
It's time to make lunch.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I'm the greatest candlemaker who ever lived.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
This is a fine ship
I need to tell you about Easter.
We're no good.
We're going to need a gravedigger.
I heard a voice coming from the studio.
Getting married is like lighting a fire...
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Let's eat
A boy needs his mother.
I can't find my margarita anywhere.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
He who hesitates is lost.
Freedom is like a violin...
Your nose has turned green.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm going to need a can opener.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Put it here.
This looks bad.
I love summer in France.
Can I make art?
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I'm trying to believe you.
Please, stop doing that.
My life is a mystery.
It's not for sale.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
You want it.
Take the piano and die.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to look at me.
I want that dog out of my house!
I feel indecisive.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I never could make up my mind.
I have powers.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Whatever happens, don't panic
If you're done, we'll get started.
You're going down!
You should call your mother.
I will always need you.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard weeping coming from the pantry.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can't find my crocodile anywhere.
Get ready to dance.
I'm the worst sheepshearer on this planet
Give me the spatula.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
You never stop to think.
I'll open it.
It's time to pack your bags.
I volunteer myself!
A girl needs confidence.
My love, it's so expensive.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Take the piano and leave.
This looks familiar.
When I was little, I wanted to be a photographer.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You are my reason for living.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You broke it.
I want to tell you about the gnome.
I can offer you a Guinness.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Am I dead, or not?
This is the worst time to be happy.
Plug it in here.
I have the card.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Take this for luck.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I am going to Easter.
I want you to betray me.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Let's play
I want you to be weak.
Maybe no one will notice
We're crazy.
You love me.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're a god.
This is a fine mess
I'm the best pirate on this planet
I've reported it to the police.
You are a thief.
I'm going to need a webmaster.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
You never do what I want.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'll help.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I feel empty.
I know more than you realise.
You should write to your father.
No one can ever know that I like you
I want that duck out of my house!
I love winter in America.
You're crazy!
You are not my conscience.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
We need to fight.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Darling, it's dead.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I can offer you a licorice twist.
You are panicked.
A boy needs his own room.
I will always want you.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Can I make a pillow fort?
This room is haunted.
You will always need me.
I want you to kiss me.
Your tongue has turned black.
Dammit, who left a sandwich in the dungeon?
It's not alive.
No one can ever know that you survived.
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
Time to shine
Someone's watching us.
I'll be here, if you need me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I see you came prepared.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
You devil!
Am I under arrest, or not?
You're going to need a police officer.
You can't have it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sniper.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
You should find your father.
Why do you tease me, so much?
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I want you to be anxious.
My life is over.
It's time to go.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have the need, the need for speed.
We need to make better decisions.
I could never need you.
I feel heroic.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
We're cursed.
I want that panda out of my house!
You are a genius.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I heard a creaking sound coming from the classroom.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I want you to stop me.
We're ghosts.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Good morning!
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I'm the worst cartoonist who ever lived.
Your nose has turned grey.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
This looks great.
One good deed deserves another.
You will always love me.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sleuth.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is a stick up.
This is the right time to be happy.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
You are not my mother.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I want you to be jolly.
Take the piano and go.
I know math.
Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...
Can I make magic?
You are so nice to me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Don't fool around.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I never wanted this.
We need to close it.
We've only got one bullet.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You should ask for more money.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
It's not dead.
I'm a ghost.
I'm trying to understand.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
You will always despise me.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
I'm the worst lawyer on this planet
I heard a howl coming from the closet.
Open the window.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Hand me the can opener.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
You're going to need a wrench.
I want you to be willful.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
They know it was me
A boy needs confidence.
Can I make it count?
I can offer you a chardonnay.
I am going to the party.
I have the gun.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I love autumn in Spain.
I'm going to need a marine.
You dropped it.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you killed him.
We are bright.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I want that kitten out of my house!
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Did you get lucky last night?
Who left a teddy bear in the basement?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You never say what you're thinking.
You should start a business.
Someone's coming this way.
You should listen to your father.
We've only got one of these.
I have a secret.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Your lips have turned white.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
A girl needs money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You're going to need a can opener.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I'm the best plumber on this planet
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Life begins at forty.
Can I make time?
Please, be careful.
I love summer in Canada.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm going to need an air traffic controller.
My life matters.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Let's drink
You're insignificant.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Hey, watch me move.
Take this with water.
Winners don't quit
I want you to stop following me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Find some proof that they tricked you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bishop.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
It was your fault that the movie sucked.
You are my sunshine.
Who left a Heineken in the closet?
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I never really lived.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
I want that goldfish out of my car!
Whoop-whoop.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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