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Give me the ball.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I know what happened.

When the bell rings, start singing.

This looks bad.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I have the letter.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I love summer in Australia.

You are my only hope.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a wrench.

A girl needs a job.

Get ready to dance.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Delivery!

This room is unstable.

I want you to be jubilant.

I want you to look at me.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's time to go.

No man is an island.

I am going to the party.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Take the piano and go.

Hey, watch me smile.

Can I make noises?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I can offer you a job.

Leave it outside.

Please, stop laughing.

You are an inspiration.

You're going to need an exterminator.

Your face has turned blue.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm trying to leave.

How dare you smile at me!

I'll be here, if you need me.

It's your fault that the cat died.

You could never fascinate me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Open the door.

You should call your father.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I knew you could see it through.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Someone's locked the door.

Good morning!

It's not open.

We need to fight.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are not my father.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Learning is like turning on a lamp...

I want you to cook for me.

I love spring in India.

Hand me the bike.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Plug it in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

I'm no good.

I volunteer to eat it!

I can offer you a carrot.

I feel elated.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I have 20-20 vision.

Who left a saw in the living room?

You need it.

This room is haunted.

I have the time.

You are so good to me.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You are my favourite.

Get ready to run.

Sound the alarm!

My life matters.

Your ears have turned pink.

I need to tell you about the the liferaft.

I am going to the funeral.

I never gave up hope.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You're amazing!

This looks familiar.

You should quit.

You are a genius.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

We're the same person.

I could never need you.

Don't get too close.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Open sesame.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I'm going to need a saxophonist.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Why do you love me, so much?

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

When the lights go out, start singing.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I know more than you realise.

Your tongue has turned black.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take this for luck.

I'm the only wizard who ever lived.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

This is the right time to be amused.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

You are not my mother.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I want that sheep out of my room!

I'm a ghost.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I want you to be idealistic.

Good luck!

Just breathe

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

This room is shrinking.

Let's go

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

You burned it on purpose.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're no good.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You will always need me.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

We're ghosts.

You angel!

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I have the poem.

It's time to make lunch.

Who left a wrench in the cell?

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I love summer in Spain.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

My life is cursed.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I have powers.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You should ask your father.

Your eyes have turned white.

Take the money and go.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I'm a god.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You are my daughter.

You are hardy.

I know the future.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I want that beetle out of my room!

Someone's listening.

We need to help each other.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

You never sing anymore.

Darling, it's delicious.

This is a fine mess

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

You can have it.

I can offer you a good price.

I could never love you.

Good night!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I feel guilty.

You're going to need a magician.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Open the bottle.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Leave it alone.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This is the worst time to be here.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

We're gods.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You devil!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

The truth is like a bar of soap...

I heard laughter coming from the basement.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Ha-cha-cha.

I've reported it to the police.

We should ask for more money.

I have money.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I want you to stop believing in me.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a locksmith.

Show me the fork.

I love spring in England.

I never felt so alone.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You're cursed.

I know where you were.

Put it here.

Please, tell me.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'll sit on it.

We've only got one bullet.

Falling in love is like writing a memo...

I see you know what to do.

A boy needs discipline.

You are impersonal.

How much money do you have?

You are a twit.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

You broke the vase on purpose.

Take the drink and go.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you a celery stick.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Take this with water.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I can't find my knife anywhere.

You never call me.

I despise you.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I want you to betray me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I feel assertive.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

We need to close it.

You lost it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

This looks interesting.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're coming with me!

Don't just stand there.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I need to tell you about the carrot.

You fascinate me.

You're going to need a can opener.

You are not my favourite.

You are so mean to me.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Give me the wrench.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

This is a day to remember

Let's watch TV!

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

I never listened.

I love winter in Canada.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I bet you know why I'm angry.

We should go to the police.

Your face has turned white.

Get ready for this.

I want that fox out of my house!

It's not heavy.

This is the worst time to be happy.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Your ears have turned spotted.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can't find my punch anywhere.

Take this and pray.

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

We are confidential.

How dare you look at me!

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are a hero.

I want you to stop me.

Darling, it's so juicy.

We're going to need a guru.

I want you to stop following me.

You will always want me.

Show me the candy-bar.

Someone's coming this way.

You found it.

This looks edible.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are my everything.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I'm the worst criminal who ever lived.

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

Your nose has turned green.

I want that goose out of my life!

You're a ghost.

A bad penny always turns up.

Good grief!

I'll help.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I want you to be impulsive.

I have the scroll.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

You are not my son.

When the door opens, start singing.

I feel dejected.

You're never going to get away with this!

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Take the money and leave.

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

It's not right.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to stop looking at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Leave it here.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I see you every day.

I love autumn in America.

Can I make finger puppets?

I never hurt anybody.

We are organized.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I want you to hold me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You're a god.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm going to need a fork.

Let's drink

We're going to need a governor.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You will always hate me.

You are my love.

I'm lucky.

Dare to dream

You can't have it.

I volunteer to go!

Your face has turned yellow.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I can't find my chai anywhere.

Give me the shovel.

Please, lie down.

I knew you could fix it.

You are so nice to me.

I'll get ready.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I have the will.

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

This looks wrong.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

It's giving me hope.

I want you to read to me.

Reading is good for the soul.

I want that tiger out of my car!

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I love spring in China.

This is a stick up.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You should protect your father.

We're going to need a lot of help.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a senator.

I see you are thinking.

My life is a mystery.

I volunteer as tribute!

Open the curtains.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You want it.

I need to tell you about the office.

Be careful!

A poor worker blames the tools.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I can offer you a Powerade.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Please, stay where you are.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I feel ridiculous.

Someone's in here.

I can't find my milkshake anywhere.

Time to shine

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Who left an apple juice in the bathroom?

We've only got one of these.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

A girl needs boundaries.

Let's dance

I want you to document my trip to America.

Give me the bike.

My love, it's alive.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want you to help me.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I know who you are.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I have time.

Eating is good for the soul.

I'm the greatest tax collector who ever lived.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I want that seagull out of my life!

Can I make money?

Don't ask any questions.

I want to tell you about the undertaker.

We're weird.

We need to order pizza.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

You are a godsend.

Did you get lucky today?

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I want to tell you about Christmas.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

A boy needs confidence.

I never loved you.

Get ready to die.

I'm going to need a violinist.

Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

I am high-handed.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I can't find my kite anywhere.

You can do this

Your tongue has turned orange.

It's not alive.

Throw it here.

You're under arrest!

We're going to need a hammer.

I can offer you a cracker.

You are my reason for living.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Take this with you.

It wasn't your fault that the label came off.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Hey, watch me dance.

Can I make a mess?

Love is like a forest...

I have to tell you about the library.

Give me the saw.

You are so kind to me.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Who left a diet Coke in the studio?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

We need to stop.

I want you to be unique.

I heard a voice coming from the guest room.

I'm magnificent.

You are egocentric.

You love me.

I love fall in Brazil.

You're going down!

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You never listen.

We're going to need a florist.

Just be yourself

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You monster!

I have to tell you about the party.

Be yourself!

I want to tell you about the lemonade.

I'll watch.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want that seal out of my life!

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I feel surprised.

Please, don't take that.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I should pay the bill.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

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