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I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to stop blaming me.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
We've only got one option.
This room is unstable.
Take the drink and go.
Who left a rum and coke in the garage?
This looks peculiar.
I have to tell you about the banana.
Take this with you.
Be yourself!
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
I'm going to need a saw.
I feel foolish.
I am silly.
I want that puppy out of my life!
My love, it's alive.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You devil!
You are my everything.
I'm a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I never felt so alone.
I want you to be alarmed.
Can I make love?
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You will always need me.
I heard weeping coming from the lobby.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to look at me.
I'm the greatest shaman on this planet
You are so mean to me.
I see you are thinking.
I have the need, the need for speed.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're going to need an entrepreneur.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
We need to play.
You should disown your mother.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
Good luck!
I will always want you.
I can offer you a good price.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Give me the wrench.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I love winter in China.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You burned it on purpose.
Your eyes have turned orange.
Let's get it
Pride is like a piano...
Take the drink and die.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This looks edible.
I am going to the grand opening.
I can't find my water anywhere.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Open the curtains.
Leave it outside.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I should go to the police.
Get ready for this.
I'll open it.
I've reported it to mother.
Did you eat while I was away?
It's not open.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Please, sit down.
Take this for luck.
You're amazing!
I'm magnificent.
It's time to make lunch.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I have the time.
I want you to help me.
I volunteer myself!
We're gods.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
You are a godsend.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I never really lived.
I want you to stop loving me.
I feel healthy.
Delivery!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Leave it here.
This room is haunted.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're a ghost.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You know it.
We are protective.
I'm the only receptionist on this planet
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Don't fool around.
Your pain is like a beach...
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
I heard a voice coming from the chapel.
Learning is like tidying your room...
My life is a mystery.
You never listen.
Take the drink and leave.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I can offer you a kebab.
You should call your mother.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I'm going to need a bandit.
This is the worst time to be here.
I know where you were.
Did you fart just now?
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You made me cry on purpose.
I've reported it to the press.
When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We need to stop.
A boy needs his mother.
Please, come in.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I should ask for more money.
I want you to be cynical.
I want that elephant out of my life!
How much luck do you have?
Just be yourself
You're insignificant.
I never killed anyone.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
Get ready to dance.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Ha-cha-cha.
Someone's watching us.
I'll help.
I will always despise you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer as tribute!
This looks familiar.
Take this with water.
This is a day to remember
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
No one can ever know that I like you
I love winter in Switzerland.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I can offer you an espresso.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're the same person.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You are so good to me.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
I want you to read to me.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You're going to need a swimmer.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You're coming with me!
I see you have done this before.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to go.
I need to tell you about the party.
I'm trying to care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You're alone in the universe.
A boy needs his friends.
There's no time like the present.
I want that monkey out of my life!
Can I make it count?
You never take me seriously.
Please, stop laughing.
Give me the burger.
The first thing to consider is safety.
It has to work
Leave it to the professionals.
I should vote.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
Someone's coming this way.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
This is a fine mess
We're going to need a spatula.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can't find my kite anywhere.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are a hero.
I feel lazy.
I want to tell you about the slice of pizza.
Open it here.
This room is shrinking.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Don't wait to be asked.
I have time.
Why do you love me, so much?
Good morning!
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I want you to kiss me.
I never listened.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Let's watch the game
No one can ever know that I was here.
Am I dead, or not?
You found it.
Open the window.
You are not my type.
Get ready to die.
You're under arrest!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
My life means nothing.
You are my teacher.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I knew you could live like this.
I know the future.
I heard a howl coming from the chapel.
Whoop-whoop.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This looks nice.
Can I make an impression?
We need to break up.
You will always hate me.
I see you came prepared.
I am handsome.
Your face has turned blue.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Maybe no one will notice
Okay. Just do what I do.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Forgiveness is like a lake...
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I'm the greatest drug dealer on this planet
This is a fine ship
I feel envious.
Good grief!
You are an idiot.
I have the card.
When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.
I'll wait here.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Get ready to run.
I want you to kill me.
You're no good.
I love winter in India.
You never call me.
Open sesame.
You should make peace with your father.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I have a secret.
You broke the vase on purpose.
No one can ever know the truth.
Your cheeks have turned green.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Be safe!
Sound the alarm!
You are not my daughter.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You are so kind to me.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Give it here.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
I could never hate you.
I am rigid.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
You monster!
I want you to be single-minded.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Take the money and die.
Leave it until morning.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Stop, in the name of love.
I feel amused.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Please, stop doing that.
I can offer you a muffin.
We need to close it.
This is crazy
You're going to need a knife.
Give me the saw.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
It's time to go to bed.
How dare you smile at me!
Good night!
I love spring in Spain.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
This looks interesting.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Let's play
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop me.
It's not mine.
You can have it.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I knew you could survive.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
You're going down!
Your nose has turned yellow.
You are a twit.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
We're ghosts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a publisher.
I've reported it to Interpol.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You're going to need a lot of water.
We've only got one bullet.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
A girl needs confidence.
Be better!
Can I make progress?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
You're a god.
I feel annoyed.
I want that tiger out of my room!
I want you to be wary.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Take the money and leave.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Your ears have turned red.
I have the gun.
My life is cursed.
I need you.
We are imaginative.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Drop it here.
Money isn't everything.
You should protect your mother.
Death is like a lake...
This is the perfect time to be angry.
We need to eat.
You lost it.
I am going to the funeral.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Who left a spatula in the laundry?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I'm trying to win.
Hand me the kite.
Your nose has turned black.
This looks bad.
I have faith.
I'm going to need a bishop.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I knew you could fix it.
I want that monkey out of my car!
I'm the only stonecutter on this planet
I want you to listen to me.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
It's not working.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It's giving me an error message.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Let's watch TV!
You're crazy!
Open the bottle.
Luck is like an ocean...
I volunteer to eat it!
Get ready to laugh.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.
Please, lie down.
I want to tell you about the elf.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You fascinate me.
They know it was me
I've reported it to the police.
I hate you.
I can't find my dog anywhere.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Take the piano and die.
This room is bugged.
You angel!
Can I make music?
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
We're magnificent.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Who left a Gatorade in the attic?
I heard a howl coming from the library.
I feel sure.
You are my favourite.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Throw me the bread-stick.
I'm a ghost.
I'm going to need a herbalist.
I want you to document my trip to India.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
Someone's in here.
I have the knife.
You should go to the police.
When the party starts, start crying.
It's time to brush your teeth.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
This is a stick up.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
I can offer you a job.
It's not alive.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I'm the greatest firefighter who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You are so nice to me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I despise you.
Let's dance
Learning is like making cupcakes...
You want it.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Hey, watch me dance.
I love summer in Brazil.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I never could make up my mind.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We are crafty.
Laughter is like a forest...
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
We're going to need a shovel.
I want you to be uneasy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You could never need me.
I've reported it to the President.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I'm insignificant.
Don't just stand there.
We should vote.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
I want to tell you about the Mars.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Darling, it's delicious.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Hand me the chair.
You are not my favourite.
Get ready, or get out.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Someone's listening.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It's giving me hope.
I feel ravenous.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I see you let yourself in.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
You should find your father.
No one will ever know
I know what happened.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I love fall in America.
I can offer you a croissant.
I want you to be cute.
I want to tell you about Friday.
We're cursed.
Dancing is good for the soul.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
We should start a business.
I am going to Easter.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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