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Get ready for this.
Don't ask any questions.
I feel ecstatic.
My life matters.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm weird.
Let's go
You should disown your mother.
Be safe!
He was unconscious when I found him.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
It's not yours.
This room is haunted.
Alright, who left a spring-roll in the classroom?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Please, listen to me.
I am going to the grand opening.
Darling, it's so shiny.
We've only got one of these.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Delivery!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
We're the same person.
I want you to cook for me.
We need to play.
Leave it alone.
Throw me the guitar.
A boy needs love.
Take this for luck.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You devil!
Reading is good for the soul.
You're crazy!
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
I can offer you a Heineken.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I want that tiger out of my life!
Sound the alarm!
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.
Give it here.
I have the poem.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You are so good to me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
You never listen.
You are a thief.
This is a fine mess
This looks familiar.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are my favourite.
I volunteer myself!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I will always need you.
You should go to the police.
Someone's in here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Good luck!
The first thing to consider is safety.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Who left a dolphin in the library?
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Don't just stand there.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Why do you love me, so much?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I feel paranoid.
You're going to need a fork.
My life means nothing.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I see you know what to do.
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
I'm lucky.
I want you to be erratic.
I want you to help me.
I can offer you a bagel.
We're gods.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You should make peace with your mother.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Did you get lucky this morning?
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
A girl needs her friends.
We are cantakerous.
I can offer you a good price.
You angel!
I'm going to need a drug dealer.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Hope is like a beautiful melody...
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Hand me the kite.
Take the drink and die.
Am I coming with you, or not?
All's well that ends well
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I hate you.
I never wanted to die.
You are a godsend.
It's giving me grief.
I have powers.
You're a god.
I've reported it to the President.
I'll watch.
We've only got one bullet.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I should go to the police.
I want that monkey out of my room!
When the party starts, hide.
Someone's watching us.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
We need to help each other.
The best things in life are free.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Your face has turned green.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You can have it.
I have the letter.
Throw it here.
I want you to be sanctimonious.
I want you to stop blaming me.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's not tight enough.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I know the future.
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Leave it until morning.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm special.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm trying to win.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You should find your father.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm the only gravedigger on this planet
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Your ears have turned purple.
You crashed the car on purpose.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to kill me.
I can offer you a pickle.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Please, tell me.
It's time to go to bed.
This room is unstable.
You're going to need a lot of help.
Hey, watch me move.
Open the curtains.
You are my love.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
A girl needs confidence.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You are so mean to me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Did you eat this morning?
We've only got one hope.
I see you every day.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I know where you were.
We need to unite.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
I never really lived.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Let's get it
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Get ready to run.
How dare you smile at me!
It's not working.
This looks nice.
I have money.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
You're insignificant.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
When I was little, I wanted to be a bandit.
How much money do you have?
I have the time.
You're under arrest!
This is a day to remember
Take this with water.
I will always want you.
Can I make an igloo?
We are alert.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You dropped it.
You should ask your mother.
You are my everything.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
We've only got one chance.
I'm the only firefighter on this planet
I'm trying to understand.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I feel impatient.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
Your eyes have turned red.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Don't upset your father, not now.
A boy needs his grandmother.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Open the window.
You are a twit.
We're going to need a teacher.
You will always fascinate me.
You are not my son.
My life is cursed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Who left a guitar in the control room?
This is the worst time to be angry.
I knew you could live like this.
I want that puppy out of my life!
This looks edible.
We're lucky.
Dating is like fixing the TV...
We need to order pizza.
It's giving me hope.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Ha-cha-cha.
Please, remain silent.
Can I make laughter?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I've reported it to Interpol.
You burned it on purpose.
It's time to make lunch.
I see you let yourself in.
You're amazing!
This is a stick up.
I want you to betray me.
Leave it here.
I have a secret.
I'll open it.
You never stop to think.
Life is like a mountain...
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You can't have it.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a receptionist.
You love me.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
When the bell rings, hide.
You should protect your father.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I want to tell you about the giant.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.
I feel pathetic.
I can't find my Heineken anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
It was my fault that the train was late.
I am going to Christmas.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You are not my father.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I want you to be fickle.
Let's eat
I could never need you.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You're a ghost.
Darling, it's beautiful.
You're never going to get away with this!
We're cursed.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You won't find it.
Am I dead, or not?
Be careful!
Someone's locked the door.
We are generous.
I see you have done this before.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I volunteer to eat it!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
You are an inspiration.
Learning is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, don't take that.
I never gave up hope.
It's not easy.
I knew you could turn things around.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to stop following me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to be softheaded.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I have the card.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can offer you a smoothie.
My life is a mystery.
Open it here.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Who left a bird in the bathroom?
Give me the chair.
I'm going to need a wrench.
A girl needs love.
I want that giraffe out of my car!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I love spring in India.
Let's drink
We need to make out.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
Did you eat last night?
We're insignificant.
I know what to do.
We're going to need a tattooist.
Your cheeks have turned black.
It's time to go.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Be yourself!
They know it was me
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Can I make connections?
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
You are so kind to me.
Manners maketh the man.
You monster!
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I'm the only juggler on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
You should listen to your father.
You never do what I want.
This is a fine ship
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You are my reason for living.
I've reported it to mother.
A girl needs her grandmother.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I have the knife.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I love summer in England.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want that swan out of my life!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
Please, don't drink that.
This looks odd.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
It's not dead.
You're going to pay!
You are not my mother.
Put it here.
You are fun-loving.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Who left a gin and tonic in the sauna?
You're going to need a screwdriver.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
Can I make joy?
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to stop questioning me.
We should pay the bill.
Take this and pray.
Darling, it's dead.
I'm the only game show host who ever lived.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the right time to be happy.
I am going to the party.
I want you to be sorrowful.
Show me the can opener.
I'm cursed.
A girl needs money.
Open your heart.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
You are an idiot.
It's giving me an error message.
Please, give me that.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Let's watch the game
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
It's not going to fit.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I can't find my ant anywhere.
This room is bugged.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I see you are thinking.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Get ready, or get out.
You never take me seriously.
I want you to read to me.
My love, it's so expensive.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I heard a noise coming from the barn.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
We need to make a plan.
Can I make a movie?
I have to tell you about the beautician.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Take the money and leave.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Throw me the muffin.
No one will ever know
Eating is good for the soul.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
You're going to need a watchmaker.
You are my inspiration.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I love summer in America.
I am going to Easter.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Please, stop laughing.
We should ask for more money.
I can't find my seagull anywhere.
Don't get too close.
Who left a hammer in the wine cellar?
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
I'm a god.
Let's play
I want that goldfish out of my life!
It's not mine.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
You're magnificent.
A girl needs a job.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
This is the worst time to be alone.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
We are disturbing.
I knew you could fix it.
I want you to be noncommittal.
Take the money and die.
I heard a howl coming from the living room.
I want you to listen to me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Take this with you.
It's giving me a headache.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Good night!
I feel invulnerable.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You could never fascinate me.
I'm trying to believe you.
Can I make lunch?
Did you fart while I was away?
Your face has turned black.
We're ghosts.
Whatever happens, don't panic
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
It's never too late to mend.
Defeat is like a river...
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Hand me the pickle.
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
I need to tell you about the 7-up.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I have the will.
I'll wait here.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
You are my daughter.
We're crazy.
I've reported it to the press.
I never hurt anybody.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Don't fool around.
Darling, it's so juicy.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I am going to the wedding.
It's time to pack your bags.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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