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Drop it here.
We need to make a plan.
I'm the best bank robber on this planet
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You found it.
Don't just stand there.
I will always need you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You're amazing!
I see you let yourself in.
You will always want me.
Your face has turned purple.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Show me the slice of pizza.
I have the letter.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Did you fart yesterday?
Can I make amends?
We're the same person.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
We've only got one life.
I've reported it to the President.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
Leave it outside.
Be careful!
You monster!
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
My love, it's beautiful.
Please, don't drink that.
Sound the alarm!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
We're going to need a botanist.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You never smile.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Get ready for this.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Good luck!
You're a god.
I need to tell you about the long white.
You are so nice to me.
Someone's watching us.
It's not mine.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I am going to the wedding.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Who left a fishcake in the living room?
You're insignificant.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're going to need a wrench.
It's giving me grief.
I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.
It's time to go to bed.
You are a hero.
Show me the guitar.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I volunteer to go!
Ha-cha-cha.
You need me.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I'm the only manicurist who ever lived.
It's your fault that the dog died.
You can have it.
Beauty is only skin deep.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want that hedgehog out of my life!
This looks great.
Let's go
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I love autumn in China.
Delivery!
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I am restless.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Take the money and die.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I see you for who you are.
Please, lie down.
I can offer you a celery stick.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Time to shine
My love, it's delicious.
I'm going to need an ambassador.
I should go to the police.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Open it here.
Dying is like lighting a fire...
Forgiveness is like an ocean...
You are my daughter.
Open sesame.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
You never listen.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is a fine mess
You should listen to your father.
I want to tell you about the deputy.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Your ears have turned red.
Hand me the bratwurst.
I want you to marry me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I never wanted this.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
We're weird.
Someone's coming this way.
I feel pathetic.
I am clear-headed.
I have powers.
Take this for luck.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're going to need a can opener.
Be safe!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You devil!
I can't find my horse anywhere.
You know it.
I want you to be original.
Did you fart today?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Let's get it
Please, remain silent.
I'll get ready.
Who left a wrench in the attic?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
This room is shrinking.
It's not ready.
You could never fascinate me.
I want you to stop questioning me.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Your nose has turned brown.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Hey, watch me smile.
Can I make a cake?
You are so mean to me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
A boy needs boundaries.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Your ears have turned green.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I have 20-20 vision.
I volunteer as tribute!
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Get ready to dance.
We need to order pizza.
Leave it to the professionals.
This is a day to remember
You should start a business.
We're ghosts.
I've reported it to mother.
I feel ordinary.
My life is cursed.
You should write to your mother.
When the door opens, start crying.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Death is like a mountain...
I'm trying to believe you.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Please, stop crying.
Dare to dream
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm a god.
You are not my mother.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You need it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
This looks familiar.
Take this with water.
Good morning!
This is the worst time to be angry.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I'm insignificant.
Don't fool around.
You're under arrest!
Leave it here.
Someone's listening.
I heard a sound coming from the conservatory.
It's not the right size.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have the will.
Can I make laughter?
This room is haunted.
You never take me seriously.
I'll watch.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
No one can ever know the truth.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Okay, who left a chicken in the wardrobe?
You burned it on purpose.
You will always fascinate me.
Hey, watch me leave.
Why do you love me, so much?
I know what happened.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I feel serene.
I can offer you a good price.
A girl needs confidence.
All's well that ends well
My life is over.
You're going to need an illustrator.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
How much courage do you have?
I'm the only zookeeper who ever lived.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We need to eat.
You are not my daughter.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Take the piano and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Open the door.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You're cursed.
When the lights go out, start singing.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Throw me the hammer.
Throw it here.
You are a thief.
Let's eat
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.
Did you eat yesterday?
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
Can I make music?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I'll get it.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I knew you could see it through.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
This looks edible.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
I see you are thinking.
It's giving me a headache.
I am going to the party.
Why do you hate me, so much?
It's not tight enough.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I know math.
When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I love summer in Antarctica.
You never stop to think.
I'm the best sailor on this planet
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We need to make better decisions.
How dare you smile at me!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
A boy needs money.
I have faith.
It's time to make lunch.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You're magnificent.
Take the drink and go.
Alright, who left a cracker in the laundry?
Your nose has turned stripey.
We're going to need a physicist.
You're going down!
Don't get too close.
I want to tell you about the dwarf.
I feel embarrassed.
Open the curtains.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Hand me the screwdriver.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Can I make the world better?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Please, stop smoking.
I'm trying to help.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You won't find it.
My life means nothing.
I'm a ghost.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I see you every day.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.
You angel!
Laughing is good for the soul.
We are hesitant.
It's not easy.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Having a child is like making cupcakes...
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I have needs.
A boy needs his mother.
Let's drink
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
Take this with you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I could never love you.
I know the future.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
I want you to kill me.
I never really lived.
You are a twit.
Strength is like a beautiful melody...
Please, don't move.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
This room is bugged.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I'm the greatest archer on this planet
You hate me.
You are not my father.
I feel foolish.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
We've only got one bullet.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want that octopus out of my life!
I want you to be courteous.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm no good.
I can offer you an apple.
I love spring in China.
No one can ever know what we did.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I've reported it to the press.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Your face has turned stripey.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
Patience is a virtue
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
You dropped it.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to cook for me.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I will always despise you.
You are an idiot.
You are my teacher.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You're a ghost.
A boy needs love.
Throw me the screwdriver.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
Please, come in.
I have lost the will to live.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
You are clear-headed.
Can I make a pie?
I want you to stop tricking me.
We're going to need a knife.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
We need to help each other.
Fear is like a guitar...
I have the knife.
Someone's having a bad day.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
We're gods.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I have to tell you about Sunday.
I'm alone in the universe.
I can offer you a pickle.
I love winter in Antarctica.
It's not in.
Just be yourself
You should think about this.
This looks nice.
I see you have done this before.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I'm the only jailer who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want that frog out of my room!
We've only got one hope.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You should find your father.
I'm going to need a tax collector.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I've reported it to the police.
You fascinate me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Throw me the umbrella.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
It's giving me an error message.
I'll listen.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
When the door opens, hide.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I'm going to need a shovel.
Don't wait to be asked.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
I am conservative.
Leave it until morning.
I never killed anyone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Can I make it better?
I volunteer to eat it!
We need to fight.
I love fall in France.
I know what to do.
Plug it in here.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Knitting is good for the soul.
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
This is crazy
I want you to inspire me.
I could never want you.
Becoming rich is like eating cupcakes...
You never do what I want.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Your tongue has turned red.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I'm special.
You are not my type.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I'm the only fraudster on this planet
You're going to need a greengrocer.
Who left a tortoise in the office?
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You should ask for more money.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I feel angry.
This looks interesting.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
I want you to be haughty.
Did you eat at work?
I want you to stop tickling me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You are a handsome devil.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I need you.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
Darling, it's alive.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You love me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's giving me hope.
A boy needs his own room.
I want you to help me.
Give me the chair.
I should vote.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You are my inspiration.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You should ask your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
It's time to pack your bags.
I'm trying to leave.
Can I make a treehouse?
How dare you look at me!
Please, don't take that.
This looks suspicious.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
You're lucky.
I want you to stop loving me.
Good grief!
When I was little, I wanted to be a scout.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We need to open it.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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