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Leave it alone.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

My love, it's so shiny.

If you're done, we'll get started.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

We are deep.

I've reported it to the press.

We're going to need a dictator.

We're gods.

Take this for luck.

I feel inferior.

I want you to cook for me.

You could never fascinate me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I knew you could make up your mind.

You're a god.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I have the need, the need for speed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

How dare you laugh at me!

Please, look at me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

We need to break up.

It's giving me grief.

I love spring in Germany.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Your face has turned pink.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Can I make a cake?

Give it here.

I despise you.

This room is haunted.

I have lost the will to live.

I'm the greatest sheriff who ever lived.

He was unconscious when I found him.

If you don't want it, put it back.

A boy needs his father.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You're going to need a spatula.

My life is cursed.

Hey, watch me move.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I can offer you a good price.

Getting married is like opening a gift...

Stop, in the name of the law.

Be better!

You are an inspiration.

Someone's watching us.

I volunteer myself!

You're under arrest!

You can have it.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Knitting is good for the soul.

Open sesame.

It's not for sale.

Time to shine

We're the same person.

We're going to need a lot of help.

This is a fine ship

I'll get ready.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Let's eat

Your eyes have turned black.

You are interested.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

This looks familiar.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You're weird.

Whoop-whoop.

I feel tense.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I know who you are.

You are so nice to me.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Get ready to run.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

We need to go.

You're going to need a spin doctor.

I have the letter.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I need to tell you about the werewolf.

I see you know what to do.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I have powers.

You're a ghost.

Please, lie down.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

Delivery!

Who left a teddy bear in the wardrobe?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

You are not my son.

How dare you look at me!

I could never love you.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to hold me.

Good night!

A girl needs love.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You angel!

You are a godsend.

We're ghosts.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Why do you tease me, so much?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's going to be okay

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Be yourself!

She was unconscious when I found her.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready to dance.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

This is a day to remember

I want that kitten out of my life!

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

I knew you could survive.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

This is the worst time to be here.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

We should quit.

It's not easy.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I've reported it to the President.

Don't just stand there.

Hey, watch me leave.

You never take me seriously.

I volunteer to go!

It's time to pack your bags.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You should call your father.

Buying a house is like making toast...

I want you to be bitter.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You could never hate me.

We need to stop.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I have the poem.

Someone's having a bad day.

I'm alone in the universe.

My life means nothing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I could never need you.

I need to tell you about Monday.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Who left a spring-roll in the attic?

I love fall in France.

You won't find it.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I see you are thinking.

Please, stand.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I can offer you a fishcake.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I never hurt anybody.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to marry me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Leave it to the professionals.

I need to tell you about the extraterrestrial.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know the truth.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

This is a stick up.

It's not yours.

You devil!

Sound the alarm!

How dare you smile at me!

Give me the hot dog.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a researcher.

I volunteer as tribute!

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Get ready to laugh.

Dare to dream

I knew you could turn things around.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I heard weeping coming from the wine cellar.

I can't find my giraffe anywhere.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I'm the best butler on this planet

I am going to Easter.

We're going to need a fork.

I'm special.

Be careful!

Your ears have turned white.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Life is like a camera...

You are so kind to me.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Drop it here.

Okay, who left a donkey in the kitchen?

Your face has turned spotted.

I want that alligator out of my house!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Hey, watch me smile.

We need to fight.

Someone's coming this way.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Can I make history?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to clean up after me.

I'll keep guard.

When I was little, I wanted to be a violinist.

Take the piano and die.

Don't upset your father, not now.

We've only got one bullet.

This looks nice.

I never listened.

It's giving me a headache.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You should find your father.

You need it.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Ha-cha-cha.

I am fickle.

I'm the greatest crook who ever lived.

Just breathe

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Show me the sandwich.

I want to tell you about Monday.

You crashed the car on purpose.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I have 20-20 vision.

Open the door.

I can't find my zebra anywhere.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Good grief!

I just want a Gatorade. What's wrong with that?

Who left a goose in the closet?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You are so mean to me.

Leave it until morning.

Leave it here.

Stop, in the name of love.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

A boy needs love.

I want that wolf out of my room!

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Failure is like a violin...

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

Why do you hate me, so much?

My life is over.

I could never despise you.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I knew you could live like this.

Please, give me that.

I know where you were.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You are not my mother.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Take this with water.

You're going to need a clown.

Take the piano and go.

I'm trying to leave.

I'm the only pharmacist who ever lived.

Did you eat yesterday?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You will always want me.

When the party starts, start singing.

You should listen to your father.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Someone's locked the door.

Get ready for this.

We've only got one hope.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I am going to the grand opening.

Getting married is like making bread...

Let's dance

I want you to be fawning.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I love summer in Australia.

Open it here.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

Your nose has turned red.

It has to work

A girl needs money.

My life is a mystery.

We're alone in the universe.

Good luck!

You are a liar.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

It's giving me an error message.

I have faith.

Give me the bike.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I'm a god.

I feel clear-headed.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Leave it outside.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Can I make it right?

I have the time.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You love me.

It's time to make lunch.

I'll open it.

Take the money and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You're going to need a spoon.

It's not going to fit.

I will always want you.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

This is a fine mess

The truth is like a piano...

A girl needs her friends.

I see you let yourself in.

I need to tell you about the Fanta.

We need to make better decisions.

You're crazy.

You deserve this

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You never listen.

Throw it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

You know it.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I am freewheeling.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Take this and pray.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Please, tell me.

Open the curtains.

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

Can I make a show?

I can offer you an apple.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I'm the greatest waiter who ever lived.

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I never felt so alone.

This looks bad.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

A boy needs his mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I'll listen.

I want you.

I want that dolphin out of my life!

Someone's in here.

Your face has turned stripey.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You're going down!

Who left a bread-stick in the conservatory?

I want you to be negativistic.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

You monster!

We need to close it.

I'm a ghost.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

My love, it's so expensive.

I'm going to need a captain.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want to tell you about the the North Pole.

I'm crazy.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Let's get it

I see you have done this before.

I want you to help me.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

You are my love.

Throw me the skateboard.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I never wanted to die.

You made me cry on purpose.

Open your heart.

More haste, less speed.

This is the right time to be amused.

They know it was me

Please, sit down.

Your ears have turned blue.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

It's time to brush your teeth.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

It's your fault that the cat died.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.

I want that seagull out of my life!

I am sweet.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I feel cross.

When I was little, I wanted to be a spin doctor.

I love fall in England.

Who left a bratwurst in the guest room?

This looks edible.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

It's giving me hope.

You are a handsome devil.

Be safe!

Don't wait to be asked.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You are not my favourite.

When the bell rings, start crying.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's not dead.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a Bud Light.

Take this with you.

We're going to need a spoon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

We should vote.

This room is unstable.

Let's go

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

This is the worst time to be happy.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

How much money do you have?

I want you to kill me.

I'm the only wizard on this planet

Am I dead, or not?

A girl needs a job.

You are silly.

You will always need me.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

I want you to be odd.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want that monkey out of my house!

Don't ask any questions.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Who left a beer in the outhouse?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

It's not tight enough.

Hand me the umbrella.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You never say what you're thinking.

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Did you fart at work?

I want you to stop lying to me.

It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

Good morning!

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

Please, stop laughing.

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

You dropped it.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I should hide.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I'm trying to care.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

When the party starts, hide.

This room is shrinking.

Your face has turned orange.

Don't get too close.

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