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You are a godsend.
You are not my son.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I love you.
Please, don't drink that.
This looks interesting.
I want you to clean up after me.
Happiness is like a movie...
I'm trying to care.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
Leave it until morning.
Why do you love me, so much?
Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm a ghost.
I have the time.
You're going to need a fork.
I can't find my crab anywhere.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Take this and pray.
Good luck!
You are my mother.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
A girl needs her mother.
I feel sad.
Who left a wrench in the cloakroom?
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I just want a lemonade. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's time to pack your bags.
Open the curtains.
My love, it's delicious.
It's not mine.
You know it.
Your nose has turned orange.
Your eyes have turned red.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You should ask your mother.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
If you're done, we'll get started.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We're gods.
You could never despise me.
I'm the best receptionist who ever lived.
You're amazing!
I've reported it to mother.
We're insignificant.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
We need to order pizza.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are so nice to me.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
No one can ever know that you survived.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Someone's locked the door.
Hand me the can opener.
I love winter in India.
I knew you could open it.
I need to tell you about the slice of pizza.
Be better!
You're a ghost.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Take the money and leave.
I never wanted this.
You can do this
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
You are a twit.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
When the lights go out, start crying.
My life matters.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.
I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.
I feel ignorant.
Open your heart.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
How dare you look at me!
I have the card.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I am messy.
This is a fine ship
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
I could never want you.
A girl needs discipline.
Reading is all I can manage now.
This looks suspicious.
I see you are thinking.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You're going to need a wrench.
I want that kitten out of my house!
Let's dance
You're coming with me!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I know math.
I am going to Easter.
I'll be here, if you need me.
We should hide.
You can have it.
We're alone in the universe.
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a croissant.
How much time do you have?
Please, be careful.
Get ready to laugh.
You are so mean to me.
It's time to go to bed.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Good morning!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Leave it outside.
It's giving me a headache.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I'm going to need a criminal.
Winners don't quit
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Sorry, I have to take this.
My life means nothing.
Did you eat at work?
Sound the alarm!
We're the same person.
Someone's listening.
We need to unite.
I volunteer as tribute!
This room is shrinking.
I have the scroll.
You are an inspiration.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
I have to tell you about the minotaur.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
How dare you smile at me!
Let's get it
This is the right time to be happy.
This looks great.
You should protect your mother.
Dammit, who left a teddy bear in the armory?
Your nose has turned stripey.
You're never going to get away with this!
You never sing anymore.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Can I make up?
We're going to need a spatula.
I want you to document my trip to America.
You're weird.
Death is like a bar of soap...
I want that kitten out of my car!
Delivery!
I feel clumsy.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I am going to Christmas.
I am frightening.
I'll keep guard.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You burned it on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
My life is cursed.
Having a child is like lighting a fire...
It's giving me hope.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you a job.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
You're going to need an archaeologist.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Did you fart yesterday?
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm here.
This is a day to remember
Find some proof that he lied to you.
We should start a business.
You should disown your father.
I want you to look at me.
I volunteer to eat it!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you to stop tickling me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This room is haunted.
Take the money and die.
Please, come closer.
It's not for sale.
You are not my father.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We need to go.
Someone's watching us.
Can I make an effort?
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I know what happened.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Take this with water.
This looks wrong.
I am wary.
You never say what you're thinking.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I knew you could fix it.
Leave it here.
You will always need me.
I love summer in Switzerland.
This is the right time to be amused.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
I can offer you a kebab.
I want that kitten out of my room!
I have powers.
You broke it.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You are my reason for living.
You monster!
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Let's eat
It's your fault that the crops died.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
You're lucky.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
You should start a business.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Get ready to dance.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
We're going to need an electrician.
Hey, watch me smile.
I see you every day.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I am cynical.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
Hand me the knife.
I want you to listen to me.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I want you to stop following me.
Becoming rich is like fixing a clogged toilet...
I'm trying to understand.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Someone's coming this way.
I could never need you.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I knew you could see it through.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Your face has turned spotted.
I am going to the wedding.
Please, don't take that.
I love autumn in America.
We're going to need a saw.
You're a god.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I feel frightened.
You never smile.
It's giving me grief.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's not working.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
This is a stick up.
I can offer you a soda.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You are the best person I have ever met.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
You are my daughter.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Knitting is good for the soul.
I never gave up hope.
You are so good to me.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
Let's drink
I'm the greatest shipwright on this planet
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
We're going to need a photographer.
Money makes the world go round.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This room is unstable.
Throw me the croissant.
My love, it's so juicy.
I volunteer to go!
You should protect your father.
I want that penguin out of my room!
How dare you laugh at me!
You should ask for more money.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Leave it alone.
No one can ever know that I like you
Don't get too close.
I need to tell you about the muffin.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm alone in the universe.
You are a hero.
I love spring in China.
Who left a spring-roll in the lobby?
I want you to stop looking at me.
I want you to help me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I never killed anyone.
I'm going to need a thief.
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
I am difficult.
A girl needs her father.
I've reported it to the President.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
Be safe!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I despise you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Take the drink and die.
This room is bugged.
Open the door.
It's not in.
You never call me.
Put it here.
This is crazy
Good night!
I want that wolf out of my room!
I have the gun.
I'll get ready.
I need to tell you about the innkeeper.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Did you eat just now?
I'm the greatest mayor on this planet
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Who left a banana in the living room?
I can offer you a good price.
I can't find my diet Coke anywhere.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Get ready for this.
You should listen to your mother.
I have time.
I can offer you a Guinness.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You are a poet.
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
We've only got one hope.
Take the piano and go.
I feel lost.
I will always despise you.
You are so kind to me.
Please, sit down.
Whoop-whoop.
You're crazy.
This looks odd.
I want you to be vague.
Can I make a kite?
You're crazy!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are not my mother.
When the bell rings, start crying.
I should start a business.
Drop it here.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
I want that lion out of my room!
You dropped it.
Open the window.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I bet you know why I'm tired.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
A boy needs confidence.
I want you to betray me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's not right.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I can offer you an ale.
We're ghosts.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
It's giving me an error message.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
I never listened.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
My life is over.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'll help.
Don't just stand there.
Get ready to run.
I'm the only butler on this planet
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I have lost the will to live.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Did you get lucky just now?
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Throw me the apple.
Please, tell me.
No one will ever know
Who left an icecream in the kitchen?
We've only got one chance.
Can I make better choices?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This looks familiar.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Your eyes have turned white.
It's not alive.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
You lost it.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
We need to stop.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Running for office is like doing the shopping...
You should ask your father.
I volunteer myself!
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I can offer you a punch.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want you to be tearful.
Your nose has turned red.
You angel!
I can't find my dog anywhere.
I know what to do.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I feel concerned.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
You are my teacher.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want that alligator out of my life!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Hey, watch me dance.
I love spring in Japan.
Can I make a pact?
When I was little, I wanted to be a painter.
We're going to need a pilot.
It's time to make lunch.
Stop, in the name of love.
You never stop to think.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I could never love you.
You're special.
Just breathe
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It was my fault that the train was late.
Let's watch TV!
Please, don't move.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You can't have it.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
Your ears have turned brown.
You should write to your father.
We're going to need a knife.
I see you came prepared.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Take this with you.
We've only got one bullet.
I want you to be shortsighted.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Dammit, who left a fork in the living room?
I feel cheerful.
I want to tell you about the giant.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I know where you were.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the worst time to be here.
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
I hate you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Eating is all I can manage now.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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