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You're coming with me!
You are a hero.
I want you to stop loving me.
I can offer you a muffin.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
You will always love me.
Throw me the kite.
It's going to be okay
I know what happened.
I'm a ghost.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm the only singer on this planet
I never gave up hope.
We need to help each other.
I want you to be fun-loving.
I see you came prepared.
Take the piano and go.
Can I make love?
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I love summer in Germany.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Drop it here.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Did you fart today?
I want you to listen to me.
You angel!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Get ready to die.
You should make peace with your mother.
We're gods.
You are so nice to me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're going to need a juggler.
I am going to the grand opening.
I'll listen.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Good grief!
I volunteer to go!
I have the letter.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I can't find my Coke anywhere.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Let's dance
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You never call me.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
This is a fine mess
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
How much time do you have?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You know it.
Can I make laughter?
It's giving me a headache.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's not appropriate.
I know the future.
Leave it here.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I have 20-20 vision.
I want that ant out of my life!
You can do this
Don't just stand there.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
When the bell rings, hide.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Throw me the apple.
You are my favourite.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Sound the alarm!
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
We're going to need a can opener.
We're ghosts.
Am I coming with you, or not?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you to stop lying to me.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Throw it here.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You should write to your father.
Take this with you.
Your lips have turned white.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You're cursed.
Please, be careful.
I should pay the bill.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
Someone's having a bad day.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I can offer you a whiskey.
Darling, it's beautiful.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Who left a spring-roll in the cloakroom?
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Hey, watch me move.
You are a handsome devil.
We've only got one option.
Be safe!
I am going to the party.
I see you know what to do.
Grief divided is made lighter.
We're going to need a lumberjack.
Good luck!
You devil!
I have the will.
Death is like a canvas...
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Leave it outside.
I want you to inspire me.
I feel generous.
Open the window.
No one can ever know that I like you
I'll be here, if you need me.
I am money-minded.
I'm a god.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
I want you to be frightening.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
A boy needs love.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I want that giraffe out of my life!
We're going to need a lot of paint.
Get ready, or get out.
You are not my type.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I can offer you a kebab.
This looks odd.
I'm the only DJ who ever lived.
You're really something!
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You lost it.
It's almost over
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Delivery!
You are a liar.
How dare you look at me!
It's time to go.
You're weird.
This is the perfect time to be here.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Your face has turned blue.
Throw me the screwdriver.
When I was little, I wanted to be a composer.
This is a stick up.
Can I make out?
I'm going to need a researcher.
Take the drink and leave.
Hey, watch me dance.
Who left an icecream in the stable?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
We're the same person.
I never loved you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
I love summer in India.
Open sesame.
I have the poem.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
Your eyes have turned pink.
You burned it on purpose.
Please, stop shouting.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
We need to close it.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to be amazed.
My life is a mystery.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
I feel sweaty.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It's not working.
A boy needs his father.
I see you every day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I am going to Christmas.
You are my daughter.
I'll help.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
You broke it.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
How dare you smile at me!
Good night!
You are so good to me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minister.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Hand me the bike.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
Get ready to dance.
You monster!
Don't upset your father, not now.
This room is bugged.
I can offer you a martini.
Put it here.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
Take this for luck.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are a genius.
I'm the only impersonator who ever lived.
I need to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
No one can ever know what we did.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We need to go.
Leave it to the professionals.
Take the piano and die.
This looks bad.
Be better!
Who left a can opener in the library?
I have a secret.
I want you to be disrespectful.
My life means nothing.
I can't find my panda anywhere.
Open the bottle.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
I'm going to need a herbalist.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I am pathetic.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You're going down!
You are not my son.
Someone's in here.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Can I make believe?
I will always despise you.
I want you to betray me.
Let's eat
We should start a business.
We're going to need a spatula.
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of love.
You can have it.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You should listen to your mother.
I see you smiling.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'll open it.
We've only got one of these.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I want that monkey out of my car!
You're a ghost.
You are my father.
We need to unite.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You could never despise me.
I can offer you a job.
This is crazy
Get ready to laugh.
I am going to Easter.
This is the right time to be angry.
We're insignificant.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Fears are like marshmallows...
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I want you to be clumsy.
Be yourself!
I can't find my tortoise anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Your lips have turned black.
Your fear is like a movie...
You are the best person I have ever met.
You're crazy!
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
I could never despise you.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
You are a poet.
My life matters.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's giving me hope.
Throw me the teddy bear.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I have the time.
This looks great.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
We need to play.
This is the right time to be happy.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want that moose out of my car!
I can offer you a Fanta.
Good morning!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Money is the root of all evil.
I feel guilty.
Who left a knife in the lobby?
Can I make babies?
Someone's listening.
Open the door.
Your ego is like a lake...
I'm cursed.
I want you to be irritated.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Be careful!
I'm going to need a spoon.
It's not heavy.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I knew you could fix it.
Give it here.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
You need it.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I'm the worst sleuth who ever lived.
Take this with water.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I love winter in China.
Please, don't move.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I will always love you.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You're going to need a court jester.
You love me.
Let's get it
A girl needs a job.
I'll get ready.
We need to make better decisions.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Can I make a plan?
I feel positive.
Hand me the screwdriver.
I'm trying to believe you.
I can offer you an apple.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Hey, watch me smile.
I know what to do.
I want that seal out of my car!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Plug it in here.
I can't find my frog anywhere.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.
I'm special.
You are so mean to me.
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
It's not safe.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Who left a fork in the corridor?
You are my mother.
Take the drink and die.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
You should protect your father.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You are not my daughter.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I love autumn in Germany.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I feel satisfied.
My life is cursed.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A boy needs his friends.
I have the knife.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Did you eat last night?
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
We need to order pizza.
Ha-cha-cha.
I'll watch.
They know it was me
You should hide.
Someone's coming this way.
We're weird.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to love me.
I want you to be gullible.
I can offer you a Coke.
I'm the only bureaucrat who ever lived.
I have to tell you about the Hell.
Haste makes waste.
I am sure.
Your ears have turned blue.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Let's watch TV!
Please, don't touch that.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Dammit, who left a whale in the bathroom?
We've only got one chance.
You're going to need a spoon.
I have lost the will to live.
I feel timid.
I never hurt anybody.
It's not right.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You could never fascinate me.
Don't fool around.
You're a god.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
Did you fart last night?
I want that seal out of my room!
Why do you love me, so much?
We're going to need a physician.
You're insignificant.
We need to break up.
Show me the bike.
Open your heart.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I can't find my snail anywhere.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I have to tell you about Monday.
I want you to be funky.
This is a day to remember
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I want you to kill me.
Please, lie down.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Let's go
I am going to the funeral.
You are thoughtless.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Your nose has turned green.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You are my son.
It's giving me an error message.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Friendship is like a lake...
You should go to the police.
We're going to need a saw.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
I could never need you.
I'm trying to win.
Who left a chair in the wardrobe?
You need me.
Take this and pray.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I have faith.
I see you let yourself in.
It's not for sale.
It's time to go to bed.
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
Give me the bread-stick.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
You are an idiot.
Did you eat this morning?
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
Get ready to run.
This room is unstable.
I want that tiger out of my car!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I feel humiliated.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I want you to be guilty.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
We're lucky.
I have the scroll.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I never killed anyone.
Can I make a contribution?
I want you to read to me.
Your tongue has turned pink.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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