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Hey, watch me move.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
A girl needs money.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I want that dinosaur out of my life!
Stop, in the name of the law.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
We need to make a plan.
Good luck!
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I love spring in Brazil.
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
I have time.
You angel!
My love, it's delicious.
Delivery!
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Take this with water.
It's time to go to bed.
Knowledge is like a movie...
You want it.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
I feel thankful.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm trying to win.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Get ready to run.
It's not safe.
I know math.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to listen to me.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Did you eat this morning?
I should start a business.
Please, stop crying.
I knew you could turn things around.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'll help.
You hate me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
My life is over.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Can I make up?
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
I can offer you a milkshake.
Take the drink and leave.
How dare you smile at me!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know that I was here.
Be careful!
You're a god.
I'm the worst athlete on this planet
I want you to stop blaming me.
Let's watch the game
Don't just stand there.
This is a fine ship
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I volunteer to go!
I want that cat out of my car!
We've only got one of these.
You are an artist.
I want you to be free and easy.
You should call your mother.
A girl needs her own room.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I have the card.
Give it here.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
When I was little, I wanted to be a messenger.
Leave it here.
We're magnificent.
Someone's listening.
You dropped it.
I'm going to need a student.
I am going to the grand opening.
You are my sunshine.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I am dominating.
No one can ever know what we did.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Give me the spoon.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I will always want you.
I feel stupid.
Whoop-whoop.
We're ghosts.
You're amazing!
This room is haunted.
It's your fault that the crops died.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Who left a chocolate milk in the corridor?
You devil!
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to inspire me.
Take the money and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
We need to open it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I see you for who you are.
How dare you look at me!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
This is the right time to be here.
I can offer you a Heineken.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want you to document my trip to England.
Am I dead, or not?
I'm the worst barber on this planet
Get ready for this.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Drop it here.
You love me.
You never listen.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...
I'll sit on it.
It's giving me an error message.
I have the letter.
This is a day to remember
If you don't want it, put it back.
Let's drink
We're going to need a knife.
My life means nothing.
We're gods.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
You are so good to me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Someone's watching us.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You're crazy.
Your lips have turned red.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Hand me the shovel.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I am going to the wedding.
I have lost the will to live.
Darling, it's dead.
This looks interesting.
Reading is good for the soul.
I feel envious.
I want you to stop believing in me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You should find your father.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You monster!
We are calm.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Can I make a statement?
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
You're never going to get away with this!
You lost it.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Please, don't eat that.
Ha-cha-cha.
A girl needs her mother.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You're going to need a wrench.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Get ready to die.
We've only got one option.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Who left a licorice twist in the attic?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Don't fool around.
You are not my favourite.
Your face has turned orange.
I have needs.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You are my daughter.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
You never call me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
My love, it's so juicy.
I've reported it to mother.
Why do you love me, so much?
You burned it on purpose.
I can offer you a soda.
I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.
You're going to need a lot of money.
This looks great.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
I despise you.
I'm trying to save you.
You should ask your father.
I want you to be depressed.
This is the right time to be afraid.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I can't find my duck anywhere.
Show me the banana.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Be better!
I feel satisfied.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I'm no good.
I have to tell you about the beer.
Take this for luck.
I love summer in India.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're the same person.
How dare you laugh at me!
I am forgiving.
I want you to stop following me.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
You're really something!
Don't ask any questions.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I'm the best ventriloquist on this planet
You are a handsome devil.
Open the curtains.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Leave it until morning.
I knew you could open it.
You're going to need a playwright.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I want you to be impulsive.
A boy needs his own room.
You are my mother.
You should protect your mother.
I'm a ghost.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You can do this
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I have money.
I'll watch.
I've reported it to the press.
Can I make a pillow fort?
I'm going to need a spoon.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the door opens, start singing.
Hey, watch me leave.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
You will always hate me.
I need to tell you about the Hell.
Your eyes have turned grey.
Take the money and leave.
I'm trying to help.
This is the right time to be amused.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
You're lucky.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You can have it.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
I heard a howl coming from the guest room.
We're going to need a doctor.
I see you came prepared.
You are so nice to me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Open your heart.
I should quit.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I want you to read to me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
A girl needs love.
I've reported it to the President.
This looks suspicious.
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
She was unconscious when I found her.
I feel miserable.
Take this and pray.
Be yourself!
Reading is all I can manage now.
I want that kangaroo out of my car!
I'll listen.
I never hurt anybody.
You're going down!
Good night!
I am lustful.
I want you to be secure.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Who left a skateboard in the sauna?
You should ask your mother.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want to tell you about the studio.
We need to make out.
It's not open.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Let's get it
I want you to stop tricking me.
I'm a god.
Please, give me that.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I'm insignificant.
You are so kind to me.
You made me cry on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a publisher.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Hand me the fishcake.
Open the window.
You never have time for me.
This room is bugged.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Don't wait to be asked.
It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.
I have the scroll.
Get ready, or get out.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
Stop, in the name of love.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Good grief!
I know the future.
I'm the worst composer on this planet
This is the worst time to be amused.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
It's time to pack your bags.
I want that pony out of my room!
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
You are a poet.
A boy needs his grandmother.
It's giving me hope.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
This is a fine mess
We need to eat.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
Take the piano and go.
Falling in love is like opening a window...
It's not right.
Can I make it fun?
Leave it alone.
I never wanted to die.
You're going to need a personal trainer.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Take this with you.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I can offer you a job.
I see you have done this before.
I am going to Christmas.
It was your fault that the bus was late.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
When the party starts, hide.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Your lips have turned green.
Let's play
I want you to clean up after me.
Give me the icecream.
You're going to need a hammer.
I want that puppy out of my room!
I'll wait here.
A girl needs her space.
We are softheaded.
Did you get lucky at work?
I could never despise you.
You can't have it.
I need to tell you about Friday.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I heard a sound coming from the guest room.
I've reported it to the police.
How much time do you have?
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I want you to be steady.
Who left a banana in the wine cellar?
Can I make bubbles?
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You are so mean to me.
I want you to stop loving me.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I have powers.
I feel lousy.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Show no mercy
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
My love, it's beautiful.
Put it here.
I love fall in India.
Throw me the muffin.
I'm going to need a fisher.
When the lights go out, start singing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Let's go
I can offer you a whiskey.
I am going to the party.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have to tell you about the Bud Light.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
We should vote.
Your face has turned yellow.
We need to play.
Did you get lucky last night?
Am I under arrest, or not?
Get ready to dance.
You're a ghost.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
This looks odd.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
Please, give up while you can.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are not my daughter.
I heard a howl coming from the library.
Open the door.
Be safe!
Can I make it right?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I feel thrilled.
Hand me the knife.
I want you to marry me.
You deserve this
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Who left a skateboard in the dining room?
I want you to stop looking at me.
I never really lived.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's not in.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I'm going to need a hammer.
It's time to go.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I volunteer to eat it!
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
I just want a Fanta. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I can offer you a lemonade.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
Getting married is like going to the fair...
You should find your mother.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want that hamster out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You are not my mother.
Someone's locked the door.
Leave it outside.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
Get ready to laugh.
You could never need me.
You are my favourite.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Can I make a treehouse?
I want you to hold me.
I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I'll get ready.
Okay, who left a Guinness in the lobby?
I feel comfortable.
It was your fault that the cat died.
I know what to do.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I love you.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Open sesame.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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