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I want that elephant out of my room!

Sound the alarm!

My love, it's so expensive.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I'm trying to forgive you.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Alright, who left a fishcake in the conservatory?

Be careful!

A girl needs boundaries.

It's not for sale.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Time to shine

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

We're going to need a saw.

I know math.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I love spring in Japan.

We've only got one hope.

You're a ghost.

You monster!

We're crazy.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This room is haunted.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You could never want me.

I feel curious.

You're coming with me!

Can I make friends?

I'm going to need a thief.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Good luck!

Throw me the hammer.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Why do you hate me, so much?

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You are so mean to me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are not my type.

I want you to be idiosyncratic.

I want to tell you about the chicken wing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Your tongue has turned grey.

My life is over.

Leave it alone.

Let's drink

I want you to stop blaming me.

Take the piano and die.

This looks great.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You are an inspiration.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I never listened.

We're ghosts.

I hate you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I love summer in America.

When the party starts, start crying.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Don't fool around.

Open it here.

We need to unite.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

No one can ever know what we did.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I'm the worst pirate on this planet

A girl needs her grandmother.

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You should disown your father.

I've reported it to the press.

You angel!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to cook for me.

You are my only hope.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

I have the will.

It's giving me grief.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

You never take me seriously.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

My love, it's so juicy.

This room is shrinking.

I have lost the will to live.

Hey, watch me move.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

I feel liberated.

I am going to Easter.

This is the right time to be alone.

I want that alligator out of my room!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

We're gods.

Please, stop smoking.

I can't find my house anywhere.

Take the piano and go.

I see you are thinking.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You broke the vase on purpose.

My life means nothing.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You're special.

Take this with you.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I need to tell you about the the palace.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Good grief!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I love winter in Germany.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I know what to do.

Let's go

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

A boy needs his own room.

Someone's watching us.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Did you fart just now?

I'm a ghost.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

We need to stop.

Today is the day

This is a stick up.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I knew you could see it through.

You should call your mother.

Leave it here.

It's giving me hope.

I am going to the funeral.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Ha-cha-cha.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Hand me the ball.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I can offer you a wine.

I feel messy.

Don't just stand there.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I volunteer as tribute!

You never do what I want.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Hey, watch me smile.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Please, don't touch that.

Let's play

It's not ready.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

I have the time.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I have a secret.

Get ready to run.

We're insignificant.

Getting married is like opening a letter...

You're really something!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

When the door opens, hide.

How much courage do you have?

Drop it here.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You are sore.

This looks bad.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I knew you could make up your mind.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

We need to make better decisions.

You fascinate me.

I want you to be pained.

Be yourself!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I've reported it to the President.

Just be yourself

Your face has turned red.

Alright, who left a duck in the wardrobe?

Take the piano and leave.

It's time to go to bed.

You should call your father.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I need to tell you about the minotaur.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want that lamb out of my life!

A boy needs confidence.

You are a thief.

It's not going to fit.

Give me the knife.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

You never smile.

Can I make soup?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I volunteer to go!

Don't get too close.

Good night!

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

I never wanted to die.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Stop, in the name of love.

You can have it.

I feel tough.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Open the curtains.

You're going to need a shovel.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

No one can ever know the truth.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I love spring in India.

You are my favourite.

I want you to look at me.

You're crazy!

Be safe!

This room is unstable.

Someone's locked the door.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

I know more than you realise.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

I have powers.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Did you get lucky at work?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You should go to the police.

You could never fascinate me.

I'm the best pickpocket who ever lived.

Leave it outside.

I am going to the grand opening.

Take this and pray.

I'll watch.

Love is like a movie...

We've only got one life.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

You should write to your mother.

He was unconscious when I found him.

My love, it's alive.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I never could make up my mind.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

A boy needs his mother.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Dammit, who left a spatula in the kitchen?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is a day to remember

I want you to read to me.

I'm going to need a gladiator.

Hey, watch me leave.

Delivery!

Your cheeks have turned grey.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

Can I make music?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You're a god.

Plug it in here.

I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.

It's not appropriate.

I love winter in Canada.

I know where you were.

Opposites attract.

You never call me.

We are unsentimental.

You're amazing!

Someone's in here.

Get ready to laugh.

I need to tell you about the party.

I can offer you a tropical juice.

I feel stupid.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to document my trip to France.

Take the drink and die.

It's time to make lunch.

My life is cursed.

Please, stop laughing.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

I want that horse out of my car!

I will always want you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I have to tell you about the valkyrie.

You're weird.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

A girl needs her friends.

Show me the hammer.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

You're going to need a dictator.

I am going to Christmas.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Leave it to the professionals.

You are my son.

I see you came prepared.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

You should listen to your mother.

I'm a god.

No one can ever know that I like you

This is a fine ship

Your face has turned black.

You deserve this

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

We need to play.

I want you to be sore.

Did you get lucky last night?

Take the drink and leave.

Please, remain silent.

You're going to pay!

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I have the card.

I feel hopeful.

I'll listen.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Why do you love me, so much?

It's not open.

I can offer you a lemonade.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

This looks odd.

I can offer you a job.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I love summer in Spain.

A boy needs love.

I want that crab out of my room!

I'm trying to save you.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I have to tell you about the laundry.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Give me the teddy bear.

We need to eat.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Who left a bagel in the armory?

I could never want you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beggar.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You're cursed.

I see you have done this before.

You could never hate me.

Defeat is like a mountain...

It has to work

You need it.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

We are cowardly.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I'm the only dentist on this planet

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want you to betray me.

You should listen to your father.

I can offer you an ale.

How dare you look at me!

It's time to pack your bags.

You never say what you're thinking.

I want you to be disciplined.

This room is bugged.

Truth will out.

You are so good to me.

I should pay the bill.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You are my reason for living.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Someone's coming this way.

I love spring in America.

Hand me the hot dog.

Leave it until morning.

We need to go.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Be better!

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I never really lived.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I'm going to need a spatula.

You are a hero.

I'm crazy.

I'll get it.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When the door opens, start singing.

Becoming rich is like taking a bath...

You are invisible.

Can I make promises?

I heard weeping coming from the walk-in freezer.

I could never love you.

You made me cry on purpose.

Take the money and die.

I can offer you a burger.

I know what happened.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Did you eat today?

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

It was my fault that the train was late.

I want that beetle out of my house!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

You are not my conscience.

It's not yours.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

I see you for who you are.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Someone's listening.

I want you to stop me.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to be venomous.

I feel happy.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

We're the same person.

You are a poet.

A boy needs his father.

Let's watch the game

You're insignificant.

Please, wait here.

I'm the greatest shaman who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You could never love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

Dammit, who left a saw in the corridor?

I love spring in France.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Open the window.

Get ready, or get out.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I knew you could turn things around.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You are so kind to me.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You are ritualistic.

It's time to go.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

You're going to need a chef.

How much money do you have?

Don't upset your father, not now.

I could never need you.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You're going to need a lot of nails.

It's giving me an error message.

Life is like an ocean...

You should make peace with your mother.

Reading is good for the soul.

You will always despise me.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want you to be presumptuous.

My life is a mystery.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

You're going to need a hammer.

I knew you could open it.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's not alive.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I'll wait here.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

Let's watch TV!

This is the worst time to be angry.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

Please, stop doing that.

You are my sunshine.

I love you.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

This looks wrong.

I need to tell you about the apple.

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

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