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I feel extraordinary.
It's giving me grief.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to clean up after me.
Be careful!
Someone's in here.
I know what happened.
We're alone in the universe.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Sound the alarm!
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a teacher.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
Please, come in.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
How dare you look at me!
I love fall in Ireland.
I'm a ghost.
We're gods.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I want that chicken out of my car!
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I volunteer to eat it!
Did you fart while I was away?
We need to stay.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
A boy needs his grandfather.
This room is bugged.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I have the time.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
Good luck!
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks wrong.
You're really something!
I want you to stop lying to me.
I am callous.
You should disown your mother.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You are an artist.
Take this with water.
You're going to need a fork.
Hey, watch me leave.
Give it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Show me the kebab.
Can I make magic?
Winners don't quit
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's not for sale.
We've only got one option.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I have lost the will to live.
I'm going to need a graphic artist.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I love winter in Germany.
I want you to inspire me.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
Don't fool around.
Poverty is like a lake...
No one can ever know the truth.
I see you have done this before.
I've reported it to Interpol.
If you're done, we'll get started.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Delivery!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are so nice to me.
Be safe!
Please, look at me.
I'll get it.
I have the card.
Get ready to dance.
I can offer you a muffin.
You're a ghost.
I'm the best janitor who ever lived.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
You never say what you're thinking.
I volunteer to go!
You lost it.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I know what to do.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I am going to the wedding.
I want that penguin out of my life!
I want you to stop believing in me.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
No one can ever know that I survived.
We're magnificent.
I want to tell you about Monday.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I have 20-20 vision.
Plug it in here.
I love fall in America.
This is a fine mess
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Hey, watch me dance.
You are my sunshine.
I never wanted to die.
Learning is like opening a door...
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are not my favourite.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Give me the doll.
Take the piano and die.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Leave it outside.
You devil!
I want you to be malicious.
It's your fault that the label came off.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want you to hold me.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I am disinterested.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Don't ask any questions.
I feel lucky.
You should listen to your father.
This room is shrinking.
Darling, it's so expensive.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
A girl needs her space.
Can I make a home?
I could never want you.
No one can ever know what we did.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Please, stand.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I am going to Easter.
It's giving me a headache.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You never take me seriously.
We're ghosts.
I volunteer myself!
I want that hamster out of my life!
You're crazy!
Your face has turned purple.
Stop, in the name of the law.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sculptor.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are my father.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
This looks odd.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
It's time to pack your bags.
You found it.
Let's dance
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
I heard a voice coming from the armory.
Leave it alone.
I want you to stop loving me.
A girl needs love.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Can I make a pie?
I love you.
Hey, watch me move.
I've reported it to the police.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
We need to go.
Someone's watching us.
Who left a lion in the sauna?
I'll keep guard.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm the best composer on this planet
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I feel brave.
Open the bottle.
We're going to need a soldier.
I never really lived.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to read to me.
This is a day to remember
We're going to need a knife.
I love fall in France.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
When the door opens, start crying.
We should ask for more money.
You need it.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You're never going to get away with this!
You are a thief.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Don't get too close.
You never call me.
Take this with you.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
We've only got one hope.
This looks familiar.
Take the drink and go.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I have the scroll.
I am going to the funeral.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'm trying to win.
I know more than you realise.
Hand me the bread-stick.
You burned it on purpose.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Alright, who left a frog in the stable?
I want you to be cruel.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I'll help.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Get ready to run.
Let's go
You monster!
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
It's giving me an error message.
This room is unstable.
A girl needs her mother.
I volunteer as tribute!
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
This is a stick up.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You are so kind to me.
It's not right.
We are high-spirited.
Can I make kimchi?
We need to order pizza.
You want it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I want you to help me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Leave it here.
You're amazing!
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
My life is a mystery.
You're lucky.
Drop it here.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I need to tell you about the merlot.
This looks nice.
A word to the wise is enough.
You can do this
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Give me the bagel.
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
I love summer in India.
You are not my father.
Let's watch TV!
I have money.
Good night!
I see you let yourself in.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I can't find my car anywhere.
I could never despise you.
We should go to the police.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Take the money and die.
Please, stop doing that.
I want you to be restrained.
Dreams are like chocolate...
How much courage do you have?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
You made me cry on purpose.
Your tongue has turned black.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Someone's having a bad day.
I am going to the grand opening.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You're going down!
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
I am healthy.
It's time to go.
I'm a god.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
You could never hate me.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Why do you love me, so much?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a good price.
I want that dog out of my house!
I'm magnificent.
It's not appropriate.
Show me the ukulele.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I love autumn in England.
I want you to kill me.
A girl needs a job.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Keep your chin up.
I'll open it.
You should find your father.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Please, listen to me.
We need to make better decisions.
You broke it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I'm the best radiologist who ever lived.
Who left a Schnapps in the classroom?
Good grief!
I've reported it to mother.
I'm trying to open it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We are strong-willed.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Be better!
It's time to go to bed.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.
I need to tell you about the the fort.
You're coming with me!
I never gave up hope.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I hate you.
This looks bad.
Take the money and leave.
My life is cursed.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Open the window.
East, west, home's best.
I can offer you a job.
You never do what I want.
Your face has turned blue.
Am I dead, or not?
I knew you could see it through.
I have faith.
A boy needs his friends.
I see you know what to do.
I am going to the party.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I want you to be modest.
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
Dare to dream
I feel decisive.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Ha-cha-cha.
You are leisurely.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
You won't find it.
We need to close it.
How much time do you have?
The first thing to consider is safety.
You should find your mother.
When the door opens, start singing.
Take the money and go.
I want you to listen to me.
I need you.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I never loved you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a factory worker.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I know who you are.
You will always need me.
Who left a hot dog in the outhouse?
You are my everything.
I want you to be miserable.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to document my trip to China.
I'll wait here.
We're going to need a can opener.
Get ready for this.
I want that eagle out of my car!
I'm the greatest scout on this planet
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
I should vote.
I have powers.
I feel generous.
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You're weird.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Can I make believe?
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Darling, it's delicious.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Your eyes have turned purple.
You're going to need a sculptor.
I love spring in America.
I can offer you a 7-up.
Give me the fork.
You angel!
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
I can't find my doll anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
You should write to your mother.
I have the letter.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Someone's listening.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Take the drink and die.
It was your fault that the label came off.
Please, don't move.
We're the same person.
You are a hero.
A boy needs money.
I want that puppy out of my car!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I have to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I want you to kiss me.
It's not going to fit.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I want you.
Darling, it's alive.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Who left a can opener in the office?
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Hey, watch me smile.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I want you to stop tricking me.
You will always want me.
Can I make art?
You never have time for me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I feel frisky.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'll be here, if you need me.
We're going to need a lot of water.
We're lucky.
Still waters run deep.
I can't find my diet Coke anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Be yourself!
This is a fine ship
I can offer you a carrot.
Your face has turned yellow.
I should start a business.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Someone's coming this way.
You should ask your father.
Please, stop crying.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I have to tell you about the the moon.
I want you to be complacent.
Just try not to cry
I see you every day.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Throw me the burger.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Take the drink and leave.
I have the poem.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I'm the worst bank robber who ever lived.
Throw it here.
He was unconscious when I found him.
My life matters.
When the lights go out, hide.
I feel funky.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I know math.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You're going to need a saw.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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