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If you don't want it, can I have it?

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

You are not my father.

I'm a god.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to stop tickling me.

Throw me the can opener.

I have time.

You are so mean to me.

Your nose has turned red.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I am going to the party.

She was unconscious when I found her.

My love, it's dead.

I'm lucky.

A girl needs a job.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You devil!

Good night!

I want you to clean up after me.

It was my fault that the train was late.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You will always love me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can't find my water anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This is a fine mess

It's not appropriate.

How dare you look at me!

Someone's locked the door.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I want to tell you about the unicorn.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Can I make it better?

I love autumn in Ireland.

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Who left a tea in the living room?

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You're amazing!

Take the piano and leave.

I feel stupid.

Leave it outside.

You should disown your father.

This is the right time to be here.

Let's eat

I see you came prepared.

I've reported it to the press.

Don't upset your father, not now.

It's time to pack your bags.

Please, come closer.

I never felt so alone.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I'm trying to understand.

I volunteer to go!

This looks edible.

I have lost the will to live.

Take this and pray.

I have the letter.

You broke it.

I can offer you a job.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Show me the doll.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

We need to unite.

I'm going to need a guitarist.

Bad news travels fast.

We've only got one chance.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Drop it here.

A boy needs confidence.

You are so good to me.

Get ready to dance.

You will always fascinate me.

I despise you.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't fool around.

You burned it on purpose.

We are self-conscious.

You are not my favourite.

We're crazy.

It's not the right size.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

This is a fine ship

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

This room is haunted.

Be careful!

I want you to listen to me.

I see you smiling.

Delivery!

It's time to go to bed.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're going to need a shovel.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Let's drink

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Did you get lucky at work?

I volunteer myself!

You never say what you're thinking.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I never listened.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

This looks wrong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

My life means nothing.

I have the card.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.

We're gods.

Oil and water don't mix.

You monster!

I am going to Christmas.

I'm going to need a shaman.

You should write to your father.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Alright, who left a kite in the laundry?

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

You dropped it.

I want you to be impulsive.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'll get it.

I can offer you a Bud Light.

Someone's listening.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

We've only got one bullet.

We're magnificent.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I love you.

You are my favourite.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I have powers.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I want you to help me.

We need to stop.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I am zany.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I'm a ghost.

I volunteer as tribute!

I've reported it to mother.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

When the bell rings, start crying.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Leave it here.

I want that squirrel out of my house!

I knew you could see it through.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I love spring in Canada.

Take the drink and leave.

Be yourself!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Get ready to laugh.

I know math.

I'm the worst dogcatcher who ever lived.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

No one can ever know that you survived.

Let's watch TV!

You never take me seriously.

I never killed anyone.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are an inspiration.

Don't ask any questions.

Please, don't drink that.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

How dare you smile at me!

First things first.

I have the poem.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This room is shrinking.

You are not my conscience.

I feel warm.

I'll help.

I want you to be sordid.

You're going to need a customs officer.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This is a stick up.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We've only got one life.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to love me.

I see you are thinking.

You're never going to get away with this!

Just try not to cry

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You can have it.

We should think about this.

I am going to the wedding.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Your lips have turned stripey.

Who left a bread-stick in the laundry?

It's not in.

I want that beaver out of my life!

Did you eat just now?

I volunteer to eat it!

Your nose has turned purple.

I'm the only mercenary on this planet

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

You are the best person I have ever met.

This looks interesting.

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I need you.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You angel!

Be better!

We need to open it.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I've reported it to the police.

You should make peace with your mother.

Please, sit down.

You are a handsome devil.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I feel heroic.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm trying to forgive you.

You are so kind to me.

Someone's watching us.

The truth is like a picnic at the beach...

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I am annoyed.

I'll watch.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You're really something!

Darling, it's so juicy.

It's not safe.

I can't find my Coke anywhere.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You will always hate me.

Sound the alarm!

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Can I make a cake?

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Plug it in here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

It's time to brush your teeth.

A girl needs her father.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I want that bunny out of my house!

It's giving me an error message.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I love spring in England.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm going to need a spatula.

You should call your father.

I want you to kiss me.

I should vote.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I feel insecure.

I want you to be appalled.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You're going to need a chief of police.

We're ghosts.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

My life is over.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Who left a hot dog in the laundry?

This is a day to remember

Be safe!

I see you know what to do.

I'm the worst zookeeper on this planet

It's your fault that the train was late.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

My love, it's beautiful.

Did you get lucky just now?

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

I'm special.

You are a hero.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Can I make up a story?

You should write to your mother.

You're a ghost.

I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to cook for me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I will always hate you.

You are not my type.

It's not dead.

Ha-cha-cha.

You are ambitious.

I love winter in Brazil.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Take this for luck.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

We're going to need a hunter.

You should go to the police.

I can offer you a celery stick.

I want you to be original.

We need to stay.

Who left a skateboard in the wine cellar?

This looks bad.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'll open it.

Please, stay where you are.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Can I make bubbles?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want to tell you about the attic.

I can offer you a good price.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

You never smile.

I'm the only coach who ever lived.

How dare you laugh at me!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

You're going down!

I have a secret.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We've only got one of these.

Throw me the spoon.

Your ears have turned pink.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Good grief!

You're going to need a saw.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

I want you to look at me.

Don't just stand there.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

I have the will.

Please, give up while you can.

You need it.

Take the piano and go.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

My life is cursed.

This is the right time to be angry.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Get ready to die.

I want that wolf out of my house!

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Who left a camel in the bathroom?

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I love fall in China.

A boy needs his father.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm the greatest screenwriter who ever lived.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Open sesame.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard weeping coming from the walk-in freezer.

Your nose has turned white.

It's now or never

I'm going to need a surgeon.

We need to play.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I can offer you a croissant.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I'm trying to help.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I am bitter.

I knew you could open it.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I could never love you.

East is east, and west is west.

I feel dirty.

I love winter in India.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to stop tricking me.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You're going to need a wizard.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I want that dinosaur out of my house!

You never do what I want.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I heard weeping coming from the basement.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

This room is bugged.

I know more than you realise.

I want you to be infatuated.

I should think about this.

You're weird.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I can offer you a beer.

I love spring in America.

We are malicious.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Show no mercy

Can I make it right?

I feel disgusting.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

My love, it's so shiny.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

No one can ever know that I like you

We need to order pizza.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I can't find my llama anywhere.

Show me the banana.

It's giving me hope.

This is the right time to be happy.

It's not ready.

I have money.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Let's watch the game

You want it.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Get ready, or get out.

You should think about this.

I'm alone in the universe.

This looks peculiar.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I want you to be weak-willed.

Whoop-whoop.

When the door opens, start crying.

I've reported it to the President.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

You are an artist.

You are thrilled.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I heard laughter coming from the armory.

I'll sit on it.

Your face has turned brown.

Please, stop laughing.

Take the drink and die.

Who left a diet Pepsi in the chapel?

Someone's coming this way.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

We're the same person.

I see you have done this before.

Throw me the hot dog.

I feel extraordinary.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

A girl needs her friends.

Take this with you.

My life is a mystery.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

We should pay the bill.

Laughing is good for the soul.

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