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Give it here.

I have powers.

You are a liar.

This looks wrong.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

We're going to need a lot of food.

We need to make better decisions.

I want you to clean up after me.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I hate you.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You found it.

I want you to stop following me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You are annoyed.

You're going to need a veterinarian.

It's time to pack your bags.

I'm a god.

I'll keep guard.

I'm lucky.

Leave it here.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We're going to need a saw.

You're amazing!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I love fall in Canada.

I want you to document my trip to England.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We're gods.

I never could make up my mind.

It's not going to fit.

I can offer you a job.

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I volunteer as tribute!

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

You devil!

Don't just stand there.

I see you are thinking.

Your tongue has turned orange.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

You are not my son.

Let's go

This room is unstable.

Throw me the hammer.

Good morning!

Someone's coming this way.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's giving me grief.

Sound the alarm!

A girl needs boundaries.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

I want you to inspire me.

We should go to the police.

You are an artist.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

You never call me.

I need to tell you about the lobby.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I have needs.

Darling, it's so expensive.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready to run.

I have the knife.

I can offer you a lemonade.

You should ask your mother.

I am going to Christmas.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'm magnificent.

I'll watch.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I could never love you.

No one can ever know how we did it.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I never loved you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're going to need a detective.

It's not alive.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are charming.

Take this with water.

Be safe!

You crashed the car on purpose.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Why do you tease me, so much?

My life means nothing.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Your ears have turned black.

We've only got one bullet.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I want you to stop looking at me.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're really something!

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

You monster!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I'm trying to believe you.

I've reported it to the President.

I'm a ghost.

Give me the kebab.

I love winter in Ireland.

This looks nice.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Let's watch TV!

This is a fine ship

You know it.

Get ready for this.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I want you to be grand.

I feel tenacious.

Delivery!

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I see you know what to do.

No one suspects a thing

We need to fight.

Don't get too close.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Running for office is like making a cake...

You made me cry on purpose.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'm going to need a bartender.

We are submissive.

No one can ever know the truth.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I never gave up hope.

Okay, who left a can opener in the walk-in freezer?

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

My love, it's so shiny.

I want that spider out of my car!

I am going to the funeral.

Your eyes have turned white.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

You never stop to think.

I can offer you a juice.

You could never despise me.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

Take this for luck.

You are my sunshine.

I'm the best referee on this planet

You are the best person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Anxiety is like a violin...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Leave it alone.

You're going to pay!

We've only got one option.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

My life matters.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Open the door.

Can I make bread?

I have the card.

I volunteer to go!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Take the piano and go.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

You are so mean to me.

Hey, watch me move.

I want to tell you about the guest room.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I love winter in Brazil.

Open it here.

You are not my mother.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

You're special.

You burned it on purpose.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

Show me the guitar.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks familiar.

I see you have done this before.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I'm the worst fashion designer on this planet

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to be personable.

You're going to need a fork.

I want that tiger out of my house!

A boy needs his friends.

We're ghosts.

Am I coming with you, or not?

We've only got one of these.

It's not ready.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

It's time to make lunch.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I'm going to need a sound technician.

Good night!

Ha-cha-cha.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I never wanted to die.

I am going to the party.

We need to open it.

I will always want you.

Take the drink and leave.

You want it.

I'm cursed.

I feel generous.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I can't find my plane anywhere.

You're a god.

I love summer in Canada.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Can I make a kite?

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Leave it outside.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I want you to be deceitful.

Let's drink

How dare you look at me!

Hey, watch me dance.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

A boy needs his space.

My life is over.

You are an idiot.

I am curious.

Show me the kite.

This room is haunted.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

We should vote.

I can offer you a good price.

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

I see you came prepared.

Open the curtains.

I know more than you realise.

Take this and pray.

When the door opens, start crying.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I knew you could survive.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Death is like a summer's day...

I want you to love me.

Please, look at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

Whoop-whoop.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I'll get it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I'm the only cosmonaut who ever lived.

You should write to your mother.

I love spring in Ireland.

Take the drink and die.

I feel impatient.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I never wanted this.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that I was here.

You could never fascinate me.

Throw it here.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

It's never too late to mend.

I'm special.

This is a stick up.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Can I make babies?

I'm going to need an astronaut.

We're the same person.

Your tongue has turned grey.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You broke the vase on purpose.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Who left a knife in the bathroom?

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready to dance.

This room is bugged.

I've reported it to the press.

We need to play.

I have to tell you about the lemonade.

Open your heart.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I have the gun.

Take the piano and leave.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I want you to kill me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

You should call your mother.

Dying is like lighting a candle...

When the party starts, start crying.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You should ask for more money.

Good grief!

Hand me the spring-roll.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I want you to stop tricking me.

It has to work

I know what happened.

I love winter in Germany.

Your eyes have turned pink.

It was your fault that the party was ruined.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her grandmother.

It's not dead.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I never really lived.

I bet you know why I'm here.

We're cursed.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I can't find my wine anywhere.

You're going to need a can opener.

Be careful!

How dare you smile at me!

I could never despise you.

Get ready, or get out.

I feel offended.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goatherd.

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

We're going to need a lot of help.

It's giving me hope.

The truth will out.

Your tongue has turned brown.

Don't wait to be asked.

You could never hate me.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

No one can ever know that I survived.

I'm going to need a sheriff.

Alright, who left a cheetah in the cell?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want to tell you about the dungeon.

Please, stop shouting.

You are inert.

Take this with you.

I want that bunny out of my room!

We should pay the bill.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

I see you let yourself in.

You are a thief.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You should find your mother.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Take the money and leave.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're lucky.

I'm the worst secretary on this planet

You dropped it.

It's going to be okay

It's not tight enough.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Drop it here.

I can offer you an ale.

We're going to need a knife.

I have lost the will to live.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Did you fart this morning?

I feel strong.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Can I make noises?

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

I want you to be indignant.

Be yourself!

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Someone's listening.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

We've only got one life.

I heard a voice coming from the pantry.

Who left a spring-roll in the barn?

Your nose has turned green.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Give me the spoon.

We need to make a plan.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

A boy needs love.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I know what to do.

I can offer you a Guinness.

You are a twit.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I'm going to need a fork.

I love summer in Switzerland.

Please, stop crying.

You're a ghost.

It's not appropriate.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You will always want me.

You never listen.

You are procrastinating.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

When I was little, I wanted to be a customs officer.

I'm going to need a hairdresser.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I feel extraordinary.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

This looks bad.

I want that alligator out of my car!

Be better!

Can I make a contribution?

When the lights go out, start singing.

I've reported it to mother.

It's almost over

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to read to me.

I want you to be glamorous.

This is a day to remember

I know the future.

I'm the greatest thief on this planet

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

We need to stop.

Let's get it

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Your face has turned brown.

I have the will.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Please, don't drink that.

Your ears have turned pink.

You never sing anymore.

A leopard can't change its spots.

I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.

Who left a spoon in the dining room?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm going to need a receptionist.

Someone's in here.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You're alone in the universe.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I'll listen.

This room is shrinking.

You're going to need a knife.

My life is a mystery.

Can I make each day count?

I love spring in Spain.

It was my fault that the wedding was ruined.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I want that wombat out of my car!

Open sesame.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

You love me.

You can do this

You should call your father.

I want you to be stubborn.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Good luck!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We've only got one chance.

A girl needs confidence.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.

You are so good to me.

Another day, another dollar.

We're going to need a matador.

When the door opens, start singing.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

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