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I see you have done this before.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I volunteer as tribute!

A girl needs discipline.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I never wanted this.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are my father.

Put it here.

This room is unstable.

You won't find it.

This is the worst time to be here.

You should ask your father.

We're going to need a firefighter.

Good grief!

You're a ghost.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We've only got one chance.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

Romance is like an ocean...

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Someone's locked the door.

I want that pig out of my life!

We need to help each other.

I can offer you a Guinness.

It's not right.

My life is a mystery.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are not my favourite.

I hate you.

You're insignificant.

You never stop to think.

We're the same person.

Be better!

Leave it here.

I have lost the will to live.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

This is a day to remember

Please, listen to me.

This looks nice.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

I want you to kiss me.

I can offer you a good price.

It was my fault that the show was cancelled.

Can I make sushi?

I want you to stop questioning me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.

Just be yourself

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Why do you love me, so much?

Delivery!

I am going to the grand opening.

I'm the best locksmith who ever lived.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are so kind to me.

Take the piano and go.

Get ready to laugh.

It's time to pack your bags.

Hey, watch me dance.

He was unconscious when I found him.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You will always need me.

You're coming with me!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I feel hesitant.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I want you to be fascinated.

I'm a ghost.

Let's drink

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are misguided.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I never wanted to die.

You burned it on purpose.

Your face has turned pink.

This room is bugged.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a fork.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Drop it here.

I'm going to need a playwright.

Did you get lucky at work?

You are my daughter.

It's not open.

I need to tell you about the vampire.

Take this with you.

We need to make out.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Be safe!

We're ghosts.

You should think about this.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

My life means nothing.

I volunteer to go!

When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.

I've reported it to the police.

When the party starts, hide.

You devil!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

You're weird.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You are a thief.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

You should make peace with your mother.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Darling, it's delicious.

How dare you smile at me!

Take the piano and leave.

No one can ever know the truth.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I never killed anyone.

I want you to be despairing.

Don't just stand there.

Give me the skateboard.

Can I make history?

Open the window.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

Dammit, who left a carrot in the lobby?

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I want to tell you about the goddess.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I'll get it.

We are frisky.

I can offer you a latte.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

This looks interesting.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

A girl needs money.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You're a god.

Fear is like a mountain...

I want that zebra out of my house!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'm trying to leave.

I'm the best deputy who ever lived.

Hey, watch me leave.

This is a fine ship

Am I dead, or not?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Good morning!

When I was little, I wanted to be a herald.

You could never hate me.

You angel!

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

It's your fault that the train was late.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You're going to need a sniper.

I will always want you.

When the door opens, start singing.

You are not my father.

Please, tell me.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Buying a house is like opening a door...

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to help me.

I have the scroll.

Take this for luck.

You are an artist.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Winners don't quit

It's giving me hope.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I want to tell you about the outhouse.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

Who left a screwdriver in the wine cellar?

I never could make up my mind.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

We're gods.

How dare you look at me!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Open it here.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You never say what you're thinking.

I've reported it to the press.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I love summer in Spain.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

No one can ever know that I like to dance

It's not safe.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Leave it until morning.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be elated.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I have money.

We should go to the police.

I volunteer myself!

We're alone in the universe.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You are not my son.

You hate me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a spatula.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop looking at me.

Who left a cat in the kitchen?

Wealth is like a mountain...

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make a puppet?

Someone's listening.

You are balanced.

I love you.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I'll open it.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I am going to Easter.

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about Monday.

Your eyes have turned white.

We're going to need a drummer.

You never do what I want.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's giving me grief.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is a fine mess

You are the best person I have ever met.

We've only got one life.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

This looks wrong.

Your tongue has turned brown.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

We're magnificent.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

You know it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

You should protect your father.

Be careful!

Good night!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want that bird out of my room!

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Please, give up while you can.

I want you to cook for me.

I'll sit on it.

It's time to go to bed.

Give me the apple.

I know what happened.

It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I am ritualistic.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You're going to need a can opener.

You could never fascinate me.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

It's not tight enough.

I want you to be effeminate.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

My life is cursed.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

I love spring in Spain.

Someone's watching us.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I've reported it to the President.

Who left a chardonnay in the lobby?

We're insignificant.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

We've only got one option.

Don't wait to be asked.

Open the curtains.

I never loved you.

This looks great.

Darling, it's dead.

You are so mean to me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I have to tell you about the party.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

Take the drink and leave.

You made me cry on purpose.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm a god.

I have to tell you about the sauna.

You are a genius.

I'm the greatest torturer who ever lived.

I can offer you a beer.

Let's watch the game

You're going to need a servant.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Christmas comes but once a year.

I want that tiger out of my car!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

No one can ever know that I like you

You monster!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You can have it.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to look at me.

I should start a business.

This is a stick up.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You never call me.

I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I can't find my wombat anywhere.

This is the right time to be happy.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Darling, it's so juicy.

A girl needs her friends.

I want you to stop loving me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I never hurt anybody.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I have powers.

Take the money and leave.

It's not going to fit.

Get ready, or get out.

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

My life matters.

We are abrasive.

Let's dance

You're crazy.

You deserve this

You are a handsome devil.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I'm going to need a teacher.

I see you smiling.

I'm the worst herbalist who ever lived.

Throw me the celery stick.

Alright, who left a can opener in the library?

You are my inspiration.

I need you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I know what to do.

How much money do you have?

I'm trying to understand.

We need to play.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to be uncomplaining.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Leave it outside.

You should make peace with your father.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You never take me seriously.

I have the will.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'll watch.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

You should vote.

Please, lie down.

I love winter in America.

Why do you tease me, so much?

It's not for sale.

Dare to dream

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You are not my mother.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a croissant.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

We've only got one bullet.

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

Can I make promises?

We're going to need a saw.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

This looks familiar.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I have 20-20 vision.

Show me the bike.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

I feel funky.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I know where you were.

Throw it here.

I never listened.

A boy needs a job.

I just want a hot chocolate. What's wrong with that?

You're going to need an astronaut.

I'm trying to save you.

I volunteer to eat it!

Take this with water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

You never sing anymore.

Open your heart.

We need to fight.

You will always despise me.

You are my everything.

I want you to marry me.

You are an inspiration.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want that bunny out of my room!

Good luck!

You should ask your mother.

You're lucky.

Let's play

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I could never want you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Knowledge is like a beautiful song...

Leave it alone.

I'm the greatest burglar who ever lived.

I want to tell you about Monday.

It's time to go.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Please, remain silent.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I have to tell you about the beggar.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I'm going to need a hammer.

This looks suspicious.

We should hide.

Your lips have turned black.

You are injured.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

When the door opens, hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Dating is like tidying your room...

You're amazing!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I see you for who you are.

It's not appropriate.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

You lost it.

We're cursed.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Throw me the umbrella.

You are a twit.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

Who left a ball in the wine cellar?

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

How dare you laugh at me!

A girl needs her father.

I can offer you a job.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I knew you could live like this.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I love spring in Brazil.

Take this and pray.

Please, be careful.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I could never hate you.

I want you to be competitive.

I want that kitten out of my car!

I'll listen.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I have needs.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You should call your mother.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I feel content.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I am going to the party.

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