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Don't upset your sister, not now.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I'll keep guard.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I love spring in Spain.
Hey, watch me dance.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
How dare you smile at me!
You should ask your mother.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Take this with you.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You are an inspiration.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a burger.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I'm the best sage who ever lived.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I could never need you.
My life is cursed.
Someone's coming this way.
Did you eat while I was away?
I want you to stop loving me.
Please, tell me.
Show me the kebab.
You're magnificent.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
You angel!
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
We need to fight.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Take the money and go.
I want you to be deceptive.
I never loved you.
Be safe!
I want you to look at me.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
Put it here.
She was unconscious when I found her.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I feel cynical.
A girl needs a job.
You're a ghost.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
You never stop to think.
We are apathetic.
I volunteer myself!
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
This looks familiar.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You're amazing!
You are not my type.
You are so nice to me.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
It's not working.
I'm going to need a spoon.
We're ghosts.
I have the scroll.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
I need to tell you about Friday.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You need it.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Let's watch the game
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
We've only got one of these.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
This is a fine ship
I've reported it to the President.
Did you fart while I was away?
I want to tell you about the dungeon.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I want that rabbit out of my car!
Delivery!
We're insignificant.
Can I make medicine?
I want you to listen to me.
Please, stop smoking.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ambassador.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Someone's watching us.
Take the money and leave.
I can offer you a pickle.
Give it here.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Good grief!
I feel tearful.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want you to be political.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
You're a god.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
You're going down!
You should protect your mother.
You are a hero.
Your tongue has turned blue.
You are my mother.
You never have time for me.
I will always need you.
Your ego is like a camera...
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
This looks suspicious.
I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.
You are so mean to me.
I never wanted this.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
It was your fault that the movie sucked.
I'll watch.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I have the card.
I'm the only gravedigger on this planet
Sound the alarm!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Throw me the skateboard.
I've reported it to the press.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Okay, who left a hammer in the closet?
I have powers.
I volunteer as tribute!
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You will always love me.
No one can ever know how we did it.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
If you're done, we'll get started.
A girl needs her mother.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I know what to do.
I feel energetic.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Get ready to die.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
This room is haunted.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.
My love, it's so expensive.
I want you to clean up after me.
Finding a job is like writing a to do list...
Be yourself!
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
We're going to need a chicken sexer.
I want you to be crafty.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Leave it here.
Good morning!
I can offer you a water.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Drop it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I'll get ready.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Take the money and die.
Don't fool around.
You should find your father.
Someone's in here.
I should pay the bill.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Hey, watch me move.
My life means nothing.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
This looks bad.
We're gods.
It's time to make lunch.
Please, listen to me.
Who left an espresso in the barn?
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want that zebra out of my car!
Your tongue has turned spotted.
I've reported it to mother.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I am courageous.
You are so good to me.
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
Did you fart at work?
I volunteer to go!
Open the bottle.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I love summer in Switzerland.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I knew you could live like this.
No one can ever know that I like you
It has to work
I want you to betray me.
Be better!
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Can I make it worse?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You devil!
You will always want me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I feel resentful.
I have the letter.
A girl needs her father.
Get ready to laugh.
You are not my favourite.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
You're under arrest!
I'm lucky.
Someone's having a bad day.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
This looks nice.
I know more than you realise.
I can offer you a job.
It's not yours.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want you to be selfless.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Am I dead, or not?
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you to stop following me.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Leave it until morning.
We need to go.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I need to tell you about the fairy.
I want that dog out of my house!
Please, stop laughing.
I never listened.
You're going to need a burglar.
I heard weeping coming from the library.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I'll listen.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I love spring in America.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Be careful!
Let's play
Open the window.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are not my son.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I'm a god.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
When the door opens, hide.
I feel creative.
You want it.
I am daring.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You're going to need a shovel.
Your nose has turned blue.
I see you every day.
You should start a business.
You are the best person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
It's time to go.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
We're no good.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to be reserved.
You need me.
A girl needs her grandfather.
This is a fine mess
Someone's locked the door.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
How much money do you have?
Darling, it's beautiful.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
I have lost the will to live.
I want that eagle out of my room!
We're the same person.
It's not the right size.
I am going to the wedding.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
Let's drink
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
This is the worst time to be here.
Get ready for this.
Stop, in the name of love.
You never smile.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You can't have it.
What goes up must come down.
I know the future.
Why do you love me, so much?
You should protect your father.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
You should go to the police.
I knew you could survive.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I'm the only chief of police who ever lived.
I heard a howl coming from the barn.
Show me the ball.
I want you to inspire me.
It's going to be okay
Good luck!
We need to open it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I want you to stop smelling me.
This looks peculiar.
Take this for luck.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Take the piano and leave.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You're going to need a fork.
Wealth is like a bar of soap...
Darling, it's alive.
Let's eat
We've only got one life.
It's not going to fit.
Your face has turned red.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
You want me.
I want you to be petty.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Don't just stand there.
You are a handsome devil.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I love summer in Ireland.
I feel desperate.
You're lucky.
You monster!
You should vote.
Plug it in here.
We are gullible.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Give me the spoon.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm trying to understand.
I'll sit on it.
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
We're going to need a court jester.
You are not my father.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Take the drink and die.
Count your blessings.
I want you.
This looks wrong.
Can I make pizza?
I can offer you a good price.
I'm the worst juggler on this planet
Take this with water.
You broke it.
I am going to the party.
I want that porcupine out of my room!
It's giving me hope.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm going to need a saw.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I have money.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Good night!
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I want you to be painstaking.
Your pleasure is like a beautiful melody...
Just try not to cry
Your ears have turned stripey.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
This is the right time to be happy.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Throw it here.
I just want a lemonade. What's wrong with that?
I'll get it.
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
I can offer you an icecream.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I know what happened.
Show me the spoon.
This room is shrinking.
You're going to need a spatula.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
My life is over.
You are not my daughter.
I could never hate you.
This looks interesting.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want that hippopotamus out of my life!
I feel ecstatic.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
I'm the best barber who ever lived.
Leave it alone.
I am cheating.
Don't upset your father, not now.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I never wanted to die.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You could never want me.
Just be yourself
It's not appropriate.
A boy needs his mother.
Please, remain silent.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You're no good.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Reality is like a mountain...
We need to play.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You never say what you're thinking.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I can offer you a Powerade.
I want you to be clean.
You're coming with me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I'll help.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I am dry.
Can I make a mess?
Hey, watch me leave.
We've only got one bullet.
Get ready to run.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I want to tell you about the bricklayer.
I love you.
Falling in love is like lighting a fire...
You are a twit.
I feel shy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You are my inspiration.
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
It's giving me grief.
We need to help each other.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Please, come closer.
I want that horse out of my life!
I can't find my dog anywhere.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I want to tell you about the party.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know what we did.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Ha-cha-cha.
I have 20-20 vision.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I want you to be sly.
Don't get too close.
You should write to your mother.
I see you have done this before.
I knew you could see it through.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I'm the worst banker on this planet
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I know math.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Hey, watch me smile.
Show no mercy
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
This room is bugged.
Take this and pray.
I volunteer to eat it!
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Let's watch TV!
Take the drink and go.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want to tell you about the wizard.
Your eyes have turned black.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I feel frightened.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I want you to kill me.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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