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I'm the greatest priest who ever lived.

Get ready to run.

I've reported it to the press.

I'm going to need a knife.

You are so good to me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're under arrest!

You are a hero.

It's time to make lunch.

Let's go

I feel tenacious.

I have 20-20 vision.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a martini.

You devil!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I want you to clean up after me.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

How dare you laugh at me!

Someone's in here.

You never say what you're thinking.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I love summer in Canada.

This looks familiar.

Learning is like turning on a light-switch...

This is a day to remember

I know math.

You should pay the bill.

They know it was me

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You should make peace with your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a manicurist.

You are miserable.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We're gods.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Good morning!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Don't wait to be asked.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Show me the cracker.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You're a god.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'll wait here.

I never could make up my mind.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

We need to close it.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Quid pro quo.

Who left a can opener in the bedroom?

Can I make up a story?

Fears are like spaghetti...

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I knew you could fix it.

I feel calm.

Open the door.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You are my only hope.

You are not my daughter.

I want you to marry me.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I have money.

You're insignificant.

I love fall in America.

When the party starts, start singing.

Patience is a virtue

I have the knife.

Delivery!

We're going to need a beggar.

It's not going to fit.

I'm the worst tax collector on this planet

I need to tell you about the monster.

You could never hate me.

Open it here.

Please, don't touch that.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I should pay the bill.

Your nose has turned brown.

This looks odd.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want you.

My life is a mystery.

You monster!

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Let's dance

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I want you to be freethinking.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This is the right time to be happy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Take this and pray.

You never have time for me.

We're ghosts.

Life is like an ocean...

A girl needs discipline.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

I'll sit on it.

Sound the alarm!

It's time to pack your bags.

It's giving me a headache.

Be yourself!

I have faith.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Whoop-whoop.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I want you to hold me.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I want you to stop tricking me.

We're going to need a spoon.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Can I make a home?

Open sesame.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

You are cooperative.

Leave it until morning.

You are an idiot.

Today is the day

I know the future.

Let's watch the game

I will always need you.

Good grief!

I need to tell you about Christmas.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Take the money and go.

My life is cursed.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I'm the best senator who ever lived.

Please, stay where you are.

Don't get too close.

I feel at ease.

Hand me the can opener.

I never loved you.

I can offer you a job.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I can offer you an orange juice.

You made me cry on purpose.

You never take me seriously.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I'll watch.

A girl needs a job.

You're lucky.

We need to make a plan.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's time to go.

You should listen to your father.

Get ready to dance.

I have the will.

You won't find it.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

All's well that ends well

Someone's listening.

Let's get it

Stop, in the name of love.

I knew you could see it through.

I am going to the party.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Friendship is like a lake...

I want you to stop lying to me.

You're never going to get away with this!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

This looks nice.

I can offer you a good price.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

It's not yours.

My life means nothing.

I am touchy.

This is a fine ship

We've only got one hope.

I should go to the police.

I see you know what to do.

I feel lost.

I know what happened.

When I was little, I wanted to be a graphic artist.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I could never need you.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

Hand me the kite.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

Maybe no one will notice

Okay, who left a bike in the cell?

You can have it.

It was my fault that the party was ruined.

This room is bugged.

Having a child is like changing your underwear...

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I've reported it to mother.

You are my inspiration.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm the worst comedian on this planet

Leave it alone.

Did you fart today?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

My love, it's so expensive.

I never really lived.

You angel!

Your face has turned grey.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

You could never fascinate me.

No one can ever know that you survived.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Take this with water.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I'll get it.

Let's watch TV!

I have the scroll.

It's time to go to bed.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

A girl needs boundaries.

I feel energetic.

I am alienated.

You are a godsend.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

You should call your father.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I see you came prepared.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

We need to play.

Good night!

Be careful!

It's your fault that the play sucked.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want to tell you about the funeral.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

It's now or never

I want you to read to me.

Love is like a river...

Get ready for this.

You are so nice to me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I have time.

This room is haunted.

I'm crazy.

Leave it here.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I volunteer to go!

I want that giraffe out of my life!

Who left a spring-roll in the dining room?

I want you to be barbaric.

I love fall in Ireland.

You should protect your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

A girl needs her space.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is the worst time to be angry.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I'm the only coach who ever lived.

I could never love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Give me the cracker.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I need to tell you about the silversmith.

You are an artist.

I feel disgusting.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Having a child is like turning on a faucet...

Grief divided is made lighter.

We need to go.

I never killed anyone.

You are so kind to me.

Fears are like chocolate...

It's not heavy.

I want you to love me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

It's giving me an error message.

I can't find my tea anywhere.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Darling, it's so juicy.

Plug it in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Who left a wrench in the bathroom?

I'm going to need a dentist.

I need to tell you about Easter.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

You could never want me.

I see you are thinking.

We've only got one option.

This looks great.

I want that snake out of my life!

Okay. Just do what I do.

You want it.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want to tell you about the busker.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Someone's watching us.

I'm a ghost.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I am going to the funeral.

You're coming with me!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Be safe!

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Why do you love me, so much?

I should vote.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Can I make a list?

I never wanted this.

How much money do you have?

Did you fart while I was away?

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Let's eat

I will always want you.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I want you to look at me.

I volunteer to eat it!

I feel patriotic.

Please, stop doing that.

I knew you could turn things around.

You are my love.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Your nose has turned blue.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

We're going to need a photographer.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

I can't find my cracker anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

You never listen.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

You are an inspiration.

We need to break up.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

You are not my favourite.

Can I make the bed?

You're a ghost.

I am going to the grand opening.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

You're magnificent.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Darling, it's so shiny.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You are organized.

You should ask for more money.

I'm trying to leave.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

You're going to need a spatula.

I could never want you.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.

I know more than you realise.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Hand me the candy-bar.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to kiss me.

I can offer you a beer.

Take the piano and die.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

A boy needs his own room.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Please, wait here.

I feel cheerful.

When I was little, I wanted to be a computer programmer.

I volunteer as tribute!

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You need it.

You are not my mother.

Alright, who left an icecream in the outhouse?

We need to help each other.

I need to tell you about the the windmill.

You will always need me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Someone's coming this way.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want you to be efficient.

This is a stick up.

I love summer in Antarctica.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

Hey, watch me move.

Your ego is like a camera...

I see you let yourself in.

I'm trying to help.

This is the worst time to be here.

I want that deer out of my car!

We're going to need a paramedic.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

A boy needs a job.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I want to tell you about Friday.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

My life matters.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I am ordinary.

I feel frightened.

I want you to inspire me.

Someone's having a bad day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know what we did.

How dare you smile at me!

Many hands make light work.

Show me the teddy bear.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Can I make a mess?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Who left a chair in the classroom?

I despise you.

I'll open it.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Ha-cha-cha.

I see you smiling.

You are my teacher.

Give it here.

You know it.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I want you to be assertive.

My life is over.

I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.

You're special.

We need to unite.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You should vote.

I have the letter.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

I am going to Christmas.

I want that badger out of my life!

Someone's locked the door.

I feel empty.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Get ready to die.

You're going to need a secretary.

You love me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You're amazing!

Take the piano and leave.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Let's drink

You are my favourite.

You never smile.

I know what to do.

This looks wrong.

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