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You never smile.

I knew you could open it.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

You will always love me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You're a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a webmaster.

We are agonized.

My life means nothing.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Can I make joy?

I have the letter.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want you to help me.

Why do you love me, so much?

Who left a wrench in the library?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Someone's locked the door.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You angel!

Hopes are like chocolate...

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I never loved you.

Don't ask any questions.

There's safety in numbers.

I see you have done this before.

I'm going to need a shovel.

We're ghosts.

I've reported it to the President.

You're really something!

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

It's not ready.

This is the right time to be here.

Throw me the ball.

I want that kitten out of my car!

Leave it until morning.

We've only got one bullet.

I can't find my zebra anywhere.

You are so good to me.

You can have it.

You're special.

Let's watch TV!

You should go to the police.

You are not my daughter.

I volunteer myself!

Take this and pray.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This is a day to remember

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I feel old.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I have the will.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

A girl needs a job.

I love spring in America.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are an artist.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

We need to stop.

I can offer you a good price.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know what we did.

I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

My life is a mystery.

Please, give me that.

You could never love me.

Hey, watch me dance.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I want you.

Throw it here.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

You deserve this

Be safe!

You are the best person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

You're going to need a swordsmith.

I never could make up my mind.

Can I make progress?

Throw me the muffin.

Okay, who left a carrot in the stable?

You should protect your mother.

I want you to be efficient.

You never stop to think.

Did you fart while I was away?

You're amazing!

I can offer you an ale.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

We're going to need a can opener.

I'm a god.

We're the same person.

I need to tell you about Friday.

I'm special.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You are my sunshine.

I know math.

Someone's having a bad day.

I'll listen.

Delivery!

Open the curtains.

It's giving me hope.

She was unconscious when I found her.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to stop blaming me.

Your face has turned stripey.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This room is bugged.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

How dare you smile at me!

Please, be careful.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You will always despise me.

I could never despise you.

This is a fine mess

Take the drink and leave.

You are not my mother.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

When the bell rings, hide.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Sound the alarm!

I heard a sound coming from the wardrobe.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Get ready to run.

Give me the celery stick.

I have needs.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

This looks nice.

You monster!

I'm the worst mathematician who ever lived.

I've reported it to the police.

I'm a ghost.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You are so mean to me.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I want that horse out of my house!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Your ears have turned spotted.

Drop it here.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Okay, who left a guitar in the bathroom?

I am demanding.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You're never going to get away with this!

It's not in.

I have the card.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to inspire me.

Can I make love?

I'm going to need a spatula.

Open the window.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

No one can ever know the truth.

You are not my conscience.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I'll watch.

I want you to be youthful.

I am going to the wedding.

Take this with water.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I should ask for more money.

I know the future.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

Why do you tease me, so much?

We need to play.

We're no good.

Please, don't drink that.

You are a twit.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

You are neglectful.

I could never need you.

Ha-cha-cha.

You're going to need a police officer.

Let's eat

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I'm the greatest dentist on this planet

I want that bunny out of my life!

This looks wrong.

Get ready for this.

Can I make it right?

Hopes are like marshmallows...

It's time to make lunch.

A girl needs boundaries.

You are not my type.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I have to tell you about the another dimension.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This room is haunted.

Take the money and go.

Open the door.

Who left a bike in the outhouse?

I want you to clean up after me.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I see you let yourself in.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Give me the can opener.

I have faith.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Take this for luck.

You're coming with me!

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

You should call your father.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Your nose has turned purple.

I know where you were.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I am jubilant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.

You devil!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I can offer you a pineapple juice.

I want you to stop loving me.

I want that lizard out of my life!

I'm the greatest waiter who ever lived.

I want you to be easy.

It has to work

Let's get it

Getting married is like doing the laundry...

Get ready to die.

You're a god.

You never have time for me.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

This looks odd.

Good luck!

We need to make a plan.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I want you to kill me.

I feel resentful.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

Did you get lucky today?

I want to tell you about the funeral.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are not my son.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I'm trying to understand.

Give it here.

It's not dead.

You are a hero.

Eating is good for the soul.

I love spring in Canada.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

I see you are thinking.

I can offer you a job.

Give me the apple.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Okay, who left a shovel in the chapel?

I have lost the will to live.

We're gods.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I have to tell you about the basement.

I volunteer to go!

Take the piano and go.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

This is a fine ship

Learning is like opening a door...

I'm the greatest writer who ever lived.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Freedom is like a lake...

I want you to be disrespectful.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Be yourself!

If you don't want it, put it back.

You know it.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Someone's in here.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Just breathe

How dare you laugh at me!

You should listen to your father.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Leave it here.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to hold me.

You are whimsical.

It's not appropriate.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I knew you could turn things around.

I'll get it.

I want that dolphin out of my life!

A boy needs love.

I love you.

It's giving me an error message.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We need to help each other.

Please, stop smoking.

I'm magnificent.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Take the drink and die.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Your face has turned yellow.

I see you every day.

How much luck do you have?

Take this with you.

You should ask for more money.

Good grief!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to be haughty.

We've only got one hope.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Becoming rich is like making a salad...

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I love summer in Germany.

Hey, watch me smile.

You burned it on purpose.

I feel clear-headed.

I just want a key. What's wrong with that?

You never take me seriously.

You found it.

You need me.

You are a thief.

Did you fart just now?

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

We're going to need a janitor.

This room is unstable.

Whoop-whoop.

You should ask your father.

I am going to Christmas.

Who left a chicken wing in the guest room?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I can offer you a banana.

It's now or never

Let's play

Leave it to the professionals.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I never listened.

This looks peculiar.

Don't just stand there.

You are my reason for living.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It was my fault that the wedding was ruined.

You're going to need a saw.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're insignificant.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Show me the ball.

You're going down!

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

A boy needs his friends.

It's time to pack your bags.

Your lips have turned green.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

We are slow.

Can I make a movie?

I feel annoyed.

It's not open.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

We need to fight.

I know more than you realise.

I will always hate you.

Stop, in the name of love.

This looks interesting.

We're going to need a receptionist.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I want you to betray me.

Show no mercy

It's giving me grief.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You should make peace with your mother.

I'm trying to forgive you.

How dare you look at me!

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I see you know what to do.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I want you to be responsible.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one chance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Learning is like turning on a lamp...

This is a stick up.

I love spring in Australia.

You never call me.

I never really lived.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I've reported it to mother.

I am presumptuous.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I want you to stop following me.

You are my love.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Get ready to dance.

A girl needs her mother.

My life matters.

I will always need you.

We're lucky.

Someone's watching us.

Put it here.

I can't find my long white anywhere.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I'll open it.

We're going to need a hunter.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a welder.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Can I make music?

It's not working.

Today is the day

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I heard laughter coming from the studio.

Who left a wrench in the laundry?

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

I'm the only mathematician who ever lived.

We're going to need a hammer.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I just want a lemonade. What's wrong with that?

I feel embarrassed.

I volunteer as tribute!

You are a godsend.

I knew you could live like this.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's giving me a headache.

You should listen to your mother.

I have money.

I want that goat out of my life!

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This is the right time to be amused.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to be weird.

I love spring in India.

It's not heavy.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Take the piano and leave.

Dancing is good for the soul.

A girl needs her friends.

We need to break up.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a wine.

Plug it in here.

You're going to pay!

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

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