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I can offer you a whiskey.
You angel!
Why do you tease me, so much?
Motivation is like a river...
It's not yours.
I know where you were.
This looks suspicious.
I'll help.
I've reported it to the President.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
We need to help each other.
I volunteer to eat it!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I'm a ghost.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Your ears have turned green.
I want you to love me.
Let's watch the game
You hate me.
I have lost the will to live.
You are an idiot.
No one can ever know the truth.
Your face has turned white.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I never hurt anybody.
I want that tiger out of my life!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Be better!
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
Get ready to run.
This room is unstable.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
The first thing to consider is safety.
I feel tearful.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Please, stop doing that.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Who left a spatula in the office?
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
It's giving me hope.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I could never love you.
Take this and pray.
Throw me the teddy bear.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
When the bell rings, hide.
Good night!
He was unconscious when I found him.
I see you are thinking.
Sound the alarm!
Leave it here.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
We're ghosts.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
A boy needs his grandfather.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Someone's having a bad day.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You could never fascinate me.
I can't find my snake anywhere.
I have faith.
I want you to listen to me.
Don't fool around.
I'm the worst senator who ever lived.
It's not right.
Hey, watch me dance.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
You should start a business.
I want you to be cooperative.
My life matters.
You should listen to your mother.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
My love, it's beautiful.
All publicity is good publicity.
I can offer you a job.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I'll get ready.
Open your heart.
Please, look at me.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I'm going to need a bank robber.
Take the drink and leave.
No one can ever know that I like you
I am going to Christmas.
How dare you smile at me!
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Get ready, or get out.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're insignificant.
I want you to stop smelling me.
We've only got one option.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You won't find it.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I never gave up hope.
You never say what you're thinking.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Let's watch TV!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We're going to need a fork.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Who left a doll in the living room?
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
This is a fine mess
Ha-cha-cha.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I can offer you a smoothie.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
You're coming with me!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I feel self-conscious.
You are a twit.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Delivery!
I see you for who you are.
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
I'm the only executioner who ever lived.
Drop it here.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's time to pack your bags.
I have to tell you about the unicorn.
I want you to be doubtful.
I'll get it.
We need to stay.
I love autumn in Canada.
I want you to betray me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I know more than you realise.
I have a secret.
Take the money and die.
I am going to the wedding.
You made me cry on purpose.
You are so good to me.
You never sing anymore.
How dare you look at me!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You are not my type.
My life is over.
Throw me the spring-roll.
Please, remain silent.
Leave it until morning.
This room is haunted.
We're going to need a gravedigger.
Open the door.
I'm the only air traffic controller who ever lived.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Someone's watching us.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
Having a child is like taking out the garbage...
When one door shuts, another opens.
This looks odd.
Don't ask any questions.
Did you fart just now?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
A girl needs love.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
We are greedy.
I want you to clean up after me.
I feel extraordinary.
You should ask your mother.
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Good luck!
I can't find my owl anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I've reported it to the press.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I can offer you a burger.
Can I make trouble?
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Get ready to laugh.
Hand me the bratwurst.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Take this for luck.
Patience is a virtue
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I am going to the party.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Take the piano and die.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I know what to do.
Leave it to the professionals.
You monster!
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I never wanted to die.
I have 20-20 vision.
We're weird.
You are my father.
When the party starts, hide.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
If you're done, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.
I want you to hold me.
You are a liar.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
I will always despise you.
Be yourself!
You're going to pay!
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I love summer in Switzerland.
I want you to be funky.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I want that dinosaur out of my room!
I want you to stop following me.
I'll wait here.
Who left a bike in the kitchen?
You love me.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Get ready for this.
I have to tell you about the brewer.
My life means nothing.
I should vote.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to mother.
It's not easy.
You're a ghost.
Show me the hammer.
You are not my father.
I see you smiling.
Open the bottle.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're going to need a lot of help.
I'm no good.
Can I make money?
It's giving me grief.
Please, wait here.
This is a stick up.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
A boy needs a job.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
It's now or never
You should call your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
What goes around comes around.
I feel sore.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I never really lived.
Let's play
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
You're going to need an imam.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I can't find my lion anywhere.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I am romantic.
I love winter in Japan.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Life is like a book...
You can't have it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I should start a business.
Good morning!
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're amazing!
I want you to stop lying to me.
I know the future.
Please, stop smoking.
Your lips have turned grey.
You are so mean to me.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
It's time to go.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
Be safe!
I want you to kill me.
Whoop-whoop.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You never call me.
Show me the guitar.
Just be yourself
We're magnificent.
Open the window.
I want you to be ecstatic.
Open it here.
My love, it's so expensive.
You are not my daughter.
I have the knife.
We're gods.
Let's go
Can I make medicine?
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You will always want me.
I want that crow out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I could never hate you.
Take the money and leave.
I'm the greatest busker who ever lived.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Your lips have turned green.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I'm trying to open it.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Did you get lucky at work?
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
How dare you laugh at me!
This looks familiar.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I'm a god.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Give me the cracker.
I can offer you a cranberry juice.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Don't wait to be asked.
We're lucky.
I have to tell you about the outhouse.
This is a fine ship
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I am disconcerting.
My love, it's delicious.
Be careful!
I know math.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I have the gun.
I have money.
You are a thief.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I feel funny.
Hey, watch me move.
Get ready to dance.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I've reported it to the police.
Let's get it
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Open sesame.
No one suspects a thing
I have to tell you about Thursday.
You're crazy!
A boy needs his father.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I want you to cook for me.
I'm the greatest stunt double on this planet
Someone's in here.
Why do you love me, so much?
You could never want me.
You are my mother.
I'm trying to care.
I want you to be ashamed.
Dammit, who left a guitar in the dungeon?
I heard a sound coming from the classroom.
I never killed anyone.
I need you.
Leave it alone.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
My life is a mystery.
I'm going to need a guard.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
I'm alone in the universe.
Please, don't drink that.
Plug it in here.
You need it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You burned it on purpose.
You're going down!
When the door opens, start crying.
I can offer you a grape juice.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I am going to the funeral.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
How much influence do you have?
I feel crazy.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I have powers.
We're the same person.
I have the poem.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
We should pay the bill.
You are an artist.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We've only got one chance.
This looks interesting.
It's almost over
You are strict.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
The wages of sin is death.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I'm going to need a marine.
I'm the best dogcatcher on this planet
I want that duck out of my house!
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
A girl needs her space.
I see you have done this before.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I knew you could live like this.
I'll sit on it.
Did you eat today?
You're a god.
Please, be careful.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Can I make kimchi?
Show me the screwdriver.
I can offer you a bagel.
You should write to your father.
I'm magnificent.
I want you to be hostile.
You're under arrest!
I'm trying to leave.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
This is a day to remember
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
I feel disgusting.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Put it here.
This room is shrinking.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I want to tell you about Friday.
You are dismayed.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Your nose has turned black.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
It's time to go to bed.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Crime is like a mountain...
I have to tell you about the criminal.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I volunteer to go!
I will always hate you.
You are my favourite.
I see you every day.
I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.
I want you to help me.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
We need to unite.
I'm the greatest webmaster who ever lived.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're lucky.
You are so nice to me.
Did you get lucky today?
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I'll be here, if you need me.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I love spring in Brazil.
Give it here.
We're going to need a mayor.
You want me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
You're really something!
I want you to be crying.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Reading is good for the soul.
We're going to need a spatula.
Can I make an impression?
A poor worker blames the tools.
Please, stand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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