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I see you every day.
You're weird.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's not in.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I will always want you.
I'm going to need a deputy.
Can I make it through?
We need to make better decisions.
Why do you hate me, so much?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
How dare you look at me!
You are inoffensive.
We're ghosts.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I'm going to need a shovel.
Please, stop shouting.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I heard a sound coming from the pantry.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
This room is unstable.
Get ready to run.
Someone's coming this way.
I never wanted to die.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You never say what you're thinking.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Hey, watch me smile.
My life is a mystery.
Let's play
Hopes are like chocolate...
I'm a ghost.
Who left a sandwich in the barn?
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Be safe!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Throw it here.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
My love, it's dead.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Sound the alarm!
I knew you could survive.
Take the money and die.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want to tell you about the diet Pepsi.
This is the right time to be amused.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are so mean to me.
I'll get it.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Winners don't quit
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Why do you love me, so much?
We're gods.
You can't have it.
I can offer you a celery stick.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
A girl needs her mother.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I see you know what to do.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are my only hope.
This looks odd.
Did you eat last night?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
You're going to need a coach.
Get ready for this.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I want that turtle out of my life!
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I have faith.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You should make peace with your mother.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I can't find my shark anywhere.
Take this for luck.
Good morning!
You never have time for me.
My life is over.
I have the gun.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I know where you were.
This is a fine mess
I'm the only criminal on this planet
Someone's having a bad day.
I am sociable.
Open the door.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can offer you a job.
Running for office is like doing renovations...
There's safety in numbers.
Can I make progress?
You are a godsend.
Don't wait to be asked.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
How much luck do you have?
I have to tell you about Friday.
Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...
Leave it here.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'll watch.
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
We should vote.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
You monster!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I feel ignorant.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I need to tell you about the merlot.
Please, stop crying.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm going to need a lot of help.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I'm lucky.
It's almost over
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We're going to need a firefighter.
You're a god.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
I can offer you a good price.
You should write to your father.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Open the bottle.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
This looks wrong.
It's not mine.
You are not my son.
Get ready to dance.
You're amazing!
I want that dolphin out of my car!
Am I coming with you, or not?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
When the door opens, start crying.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
How dare you laugh at me!
We are private.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
A girl needs her space.
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.
I'm the only hunter who ever lived.
You lost it.
Take this with water.
Okay, who left a zebra in the library?
Take the drink and die.
Can I make joy?
I want you to hold me.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I love summer in Switzerland.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to the press.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Delivery!
I know what happened.
You never listen.
No one can ever know that I like you
Let's dance
You should listen to your mother.
We need to go.
I volunteer myself!
It was your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
We should start a business.
Open it here.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
I will always hate you.
I have the card.
You're a ghost.
I'll sit on it.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Stop, in the name of the law.
This is a fine ship
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
I never gave up hope.
I knew you could fix it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Someone's watching us.
I am going to the grand opening.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
This is crazy
When the bell rings, remain calm.
My love, it's beautiful.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop doing that.
Did you fart this morning?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You will always want me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
I love fall in Canada.
I'm the only weaver on this planet
It's not appropriate.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to be airy.
We've only got one hope.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I want that dolphin out of my room!
Good luck!
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You're alone in the universe.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I heard a howl coming from the guest room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
I want to tell you about the god.
Your tongue has turned black.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I am hardy.
I will always love you.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You can have it.
We need to play.
You are so nice to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Please, don't eat that.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Stop, in the name of love.
Put it here.
Who left a wrench in the garage?
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Ha-cha-cha.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to laugh.
Be careful!
I know what to do.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I can offer you a kebab.
I'm trying to win.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want that wolf out of my car!
You're going to need a singer.
This room is shrinking.
You're coming with me!
Someone's locked the door.
I never could make up my mind.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Did you get lucky just now?
I want you to listen to me.
Justice is like a piano...
You should start a business.
You're cursed.
We've only got one of these.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are not my daughter.
Just be yourself
I have a secret.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I can't find my room anywhere.
I want you to stop lying to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Please, look at me.
Finding a job is like gardening...
Can I make contact?
Your tongue has turned white.
You are so kind to me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
You are my everything.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
It's not yours.
I'll keep guard.
Don't upset your father, not now.
No one can ever know the truth.
Whoop-whoop.
Take the piano and leave.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It was my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
I have the time.
You will always fascinate me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I see you smiling.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
This looks peculiar.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
You never take me seriously.
Leave it outside.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
All's well that ends well
I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
You burned it on purpose.
I volunteer to go!
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm the worst explorer who ever lived.
Take this and pray.
I'm going to need a mobster.
I want you to be patriotic.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I am going to the funeral.
Be better!
Let's watch TV!
I could never need you.
Throw me the saw.
I'm going to need a wrench.
A boy needs his friends.
I'll wait here.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
I knew you could see it through.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You should listen to your father.
I can't find my moose anywhere.
This looks suspicious.
I never listened.
You are my father.
Who left a Heineken in the conservatory?
I want you to stop loving me.
Take the drink and leave.
I've reported it to mother.
I see you are thinking.
You need me.
I feel delighted.
No one can ever know what we did.
Did you eat this morning?
Get ready to die.
I need to tell you about the the palace.
You should pay the bill.
Running for office is like doing housework...
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are a handsome devil.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Can I make pizza?
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
No one suspects a thing
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You broke it.
Let's watch the game
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Show me the guitar.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You're magnificent.
It was your fault that the crops died.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's giving me a headache.
I am going to the party.
You are discouraging.
We're going to need a spy.
I have the will.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Plug it in here.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
I feel paranoid.
I love fall in China.
Life is like a movie...
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Dammit, who left a Bud Light in the armory?
Pride comes before a fall.
This room is bugged.
We need to break up.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You are not my father.
A girl needs her grandfather.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
You angel!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I have lost the will to live.
This looks nice.
You are a liar.
You dropped it.
Good night!
Your nose has turned brown.
Buying a house is like doing chores...
This is the right time to be angry.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
I want you to love me.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I'm the best photographer on this planet
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Am I dead, or not?
We are desperate.
I can offer you a burger.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
We're going to need a knife.
I never killed anyone.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I can't find my swan anywhere.
We're going to need a dressmaker.
It's giving me hope.
I want you.
I'm no good.
You are my inspiration.
I love summer in America.
I want you to be outrageous.
Don't ask any questions.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Show me the spoon.
You are a twit.
We've only got one life.
You're crazy!
It's not going to fit.
I should vote.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Who left a screwdriver in the barn?
This is a stick up.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I want that lion out of my life!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
You despise me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a detective.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Your face has turned green.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I am willing.
Today is the day
Be yourself!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I'm the greatest zookeeper on this planet
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
I heard weeping coming from the office.
I will always despise you.
Please, stay where you are.
I'm a god.
I have to tell you about Monday.
You are not my type.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I love autumn in Japan.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are a hero.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
When the party starts, start singing.
Leave it to the professionals.
We need to eat.
Someone's listening.
Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...
I want you to be patient.
I want to tell you about the phoenix.
My life means nothing.
Your opinion is like a multi-choice quiz...
We're cursed.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I see you came prepared.
I can't find my porcupine anywhere.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You're really something!
I have the poem.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
The wages of sin is death.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm going to need a saw.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm the worst optometrist on this planet
Can I make a stand?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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