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This looks interesting.
I want that spider out of my house!
We're the same person.
I have the card.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'll get ready.
I know where you were.
I'm trying to understand.
We should quit.
Good morning!
I never hurt anybody.
I want you to betray me.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I have to tell you about the pickle.
This is a fine ship
I'm a god.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
You devil!
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You could never need me.
This is the worst time to be here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
I can offer you a good price.
You should ask your mother.
You are so nice to me.
Sleep is like a canvas...
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I can offer you a cracker.
Don't ask any questions.
You can do this
Hopes are like chocolate...
Okay, who left a Gatorade in the bedroom?
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Leave it here.
I need you.
You lost it.
A boy needs his friends.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You never have time for me.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Can I make magic?
You're really something!
You are repentant.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I have money.
I see you let yourself in.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm insignificant.
Be safe!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Someone's locked the door.
Take the drink and go.
Get ready, or get out.
I've reported it to mother.
We need to play.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
My life is a mystery.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I know what happened.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Tomorrow never comes.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
We've only got one life.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
Please, stop laughing.
It's not open.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I should quit.
This room is haunted.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I never could make up my mind.
I volunteer to eat it!
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
This is crazy
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Who left a hot dog in the lounge room?
It's giving me hope.
You angel!
No one can ever know the truth.
Hey, watch me smile.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
This is a day to remember
I'm going to need a miner.
Sound the alarm!
I knew you could live like this.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I'll wait here.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You're going to need a lot of money.
I need to tell you about the bagel.
Get ready for this.
How dare you smile at me!
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
We're gods.
You are not my son.
I have a secret.
I want you to be worried.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Let's watch TV!
I can't find my coffee anywhere.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I'm crazy.
I'm trying to leave.
I could never want you.
Your tongue has turned black.
Did you eat while I was away?
A boy needs his mother.
Throw me the fork.
You are so mean to me.
We've only got one hope.
Open your heart.
I am going to Christmas.
You made me cry on purpose.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Can I make trouble?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
You never stop to think.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I heard a voice coming from the office.
Don't get too close.
We're going to need a knife.
I want you to stop loving me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I know who you are.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
I have the scroll.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
It's not ready.
Give it here.
I feel frightened.
It was my fault that the train was late.
Delivery!
I never loved you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You are an artist.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I've reported it to the press.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I am placid.
Ha-cha-cha.
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
You could never despise me.
You won't find it.
You're a god.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Be careful!
Get ready to laugh.
It's giving me a headache.
A dog is a man's best friend.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I'm the only astronaut on this planet
We're ghosts.
I'll open it.
No one can ever know how we did it.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take this with you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I see you have done this before.
Whatever happens, don't panic
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I have to tell you about the party.
I have to tell you about the lobby.
I want you to be appreciative.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Open the curtains.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Can I make music?
You're going to need a screwdriver.
No one can ever know that I like you
Good grief!
Leave it alone.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
This is a fine mess
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I never really lived.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
You are a handsome devil.
I'm going to need an animal trainer.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
You are my son.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Thoughts are like chocolate...
This looks nice.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
You're going down!
Your face has turned orange.
Am I dead, or not?
Let's drink
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Your lips have turned black.
It's time to pack your bags.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
When I was little, I wanted to be a swimmer.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Okay, who left a lemonade in the dining room?
I'm special.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
You are at ease.
Get ready to run.
I heard a howl coming from the closet.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Finding a job is like eating spaghetti...
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
I have the letter.
My life means nothing.
I want that frog out of my car!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I am going to the wedding.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Patience is a virtue
You love me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
A boy needs money.
You never smile.
Give me the bike.
This is a stick up.
I know what to do.
Please, stop shouting.
Take the money and go.
I want you to cook for me.
I love spring in Brazil.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I have time.
I love you.
I'm the best surgeon on this planet
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Someone's in here.
I need to tell you about Friday.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Who left a knife in the dining room?
You should make peace with your father.
You should start a business.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Hey, watch me move.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.
We're weird.
Did you fart last night?
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I knew you could turn things around.
You are a liar.
Your eyes have turned green.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
I want you to be elegant.
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
You're a ghost.
Hope is like a piano...
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Take this with water.
You are lazy.
This room is bugged.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Good luck!
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
It's giving me an error message.
You deserve this
I want you to help me.
I'm the best social worker on this planet
I heard laughter coming from the chapel.
A boy needs a job.
Put it here.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Leave it outside.
I want you.
Please, sit down.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want to tell you about the cloakroom.
I have the will.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
We're going to need a stonecutter.
I'm weird.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to be liberal.
I knew you could open it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Give me the screwdriver.
I know more than you realise.
It's not easy.
It was your fault that the train was late.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
We need to stay.
It's time to go to bed.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Your tongue has turned brown.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Falling in love is like opening a door...
You will always despise me.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
My life is cursed.
I feel selfish.
This room is unstable.
Be yourself!
Okay. Just do what I do.
You monster!
When the door opens, remain calm.
You're never going to get away with this!
Did you fart at work?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I volunteer myself!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Please, stop doing that.
Who left a can opener in the pantry?
I never gave up hope.
I will always want you.
Take this for luck.
How dare you laugh at me!
Show no mercy
I'm magnificent.
This looks peculiar.
An man's home is his castle.
I'll get it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I want you to marry me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You should listen to your mother.
I'm the worst truck driver on this planet
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Whoop-whoop.
You never listen.
I have faith.
Let's dance
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Hand me the spoon.
You are my sunshine.
You are gallant.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
We've only got one option.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a Coke.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
Can I make a difference?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
You're lucky.
We need to eat.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You despise me.
I should vote.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Love is like a canvas...
I have to tell you about Saturday.
I want you to stop following me.
We're going to need a spatula.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You're crazy!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Open the door.
Today is the day
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
You want it.
I volunteer as tribute!
Did you get lucky just now?
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I feel competitive.
You are not my daughter.
We're special.
Take the drink and die.
Can I make jewelry?
Okay, who left a tortoise in the control room?
I can offer you a lemonade.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs boundaries.
How much luck do you have?
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to be uneasy.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have the poem.
When I was little, I wanted to be a diplomat.
I heard laughter coming from the guest room.
It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
I knew you could survive.
I'm the best construction worker who ever lived.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Let's eat
Show me the kebab.
Get ready to dance.
I'll listen.
You're going to need a waiter.
I see you smiling.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
My love, it's dead.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
You're under arrest!
I want you to document my trip to France.
I have to tell you about the dragon.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to look at me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Your tongue has turned blue.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You are my reason for living.
I want to tell you about Easter.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that koala out of my life!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm no good.
I can't find my seal anywhere.
A girl needs her space.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I feel scared.
You should think about this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I just want a mojito. What's wrong with that?
You never sing anymore.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Please, come in.
Misery loves company.
This looks edible.
I knew you could fix it.
I see you for who you are.
Take the money and leave.
Throw me the can opener.
We are physical.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to kill me.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I'm the worst dictator on this planet
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Open the window.
Get ready to die.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Hey, watch me leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
I will always need you.
It's not working.
I'm cursed.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Your lips have turned orange.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You are not my mother.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
A girl needs her grandmother.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
Dammit, who left a sandwich in the office?
You should call your mother.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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