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I have lost the will to live.

I'm going to need a percussionist.

I love winter in Antarctica.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to be paranoid.

This looks edible.

I see you are thinking.

We need to make better decisions.

My life is cursed.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.

I can offer you a good price.

We're going to need a saw.

Open it here.

This room is haunted.

You should find your mother.

We're the same person.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You're insignificant.

It's time to make lunch.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

Darling, it's alive.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I'm the worst sniper who ever lived.

When the lights go out, hide.

I can't find my fox anywhere.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Only the good die young.

I've reported it to mother.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Can I make animal sounds?

A boy needs money.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Show no mercy

You are an idiot.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Let's play

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Dying is like taking a bath...

Be better!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Stop, in the name of the law.

No one can ever know that I like you

You will always hate me.

Good luck!

Who left an ale in the kitchen?

You are brilliant.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Give me the bike.

I feel comfortable.

I love you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

This is a stick up.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop looking at me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It's not easy.

Time is like a canvas...

I know what happened.

Get ready to dance.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

You're going to need a DJ.

Please, tell me.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

You're crazy!

When I was little, I wanted to be a lumberjack.

You should listen to your mother.

Give it here.

A boy needs a job.

Am I dead, or not?

Leave it here.

You're a ghost.

I've reported it to the President.

You devil!

I want that bear out of my car!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I'm going to need a hammer.

I volunteer to go!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

This looks peculiar.

Did you get lucky last night?

I have time.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You want it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are so nice to me.

Can I make it matter?

I love spring in France.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I want you to listen to me.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I'll wait here.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

You never stop to think.

Good morning!

Don't just stand there.

I will always despise you.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You are not my conscience.

You are my only hope.

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

It's time to pack your bags.

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I need to tell you about the giant.

We need to make out.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

You are an inspiration.

Stop, in the name of love.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Open your heart.

Your lips have turned stripey.

You hate me.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You're amazing!

I know the future.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

This looks bad.

I have 20-20 vision.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I see you for who you are.

No one can ever know the truth.

I want you to document my trip to America.

We're going to need a shovel.

Take the money and leave.

You are solemn.

Your tongue has turned green.

I have the time.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Please, stop shouting.

You should go to the police.

We're gods.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

My love, it's dead.

Don't ask any questions.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

When the bell rings, start singing.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Can I make magic?

I want that kitten out of my car!

Hey, watch me smile.

Throw me the guitar.

I've reported it to the press.

I never could make up my mind.

I want you to be sarcastic.

Sound the alarm!

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Only fools and horses work.

I'm no good.

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I feel healthy.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

This room is unstable.

My life matters.

Plug it in here.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm the only executioner on this planet

Leave it alone.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

This looks odd.

Open sesame.

You're a god.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It's time to go to bed.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Your lips have turned pink.

Fears are like spaghetti...

If you don't want it, put it back.

Get ready, or get out.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You're under arrest!

I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.

I know what to do.

You are sexy.

It's giving me hope.

We should go to the police.

I need to tell you about Monday.

You are my reason for living.

I'll get ready.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I have needs.

Throw me the chair.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

You are so good to me.

I have the scroll.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Just try not to cry

Someone's in here.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to be strict.

Take this with water.

We've only got one of these.

You are an artist.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You're going to need a record producer.

We're ghosts.

This looks suspicious.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want that cat out of my life!

This is the right time to be here.

You lost it.

I'm the greatest drummer on this planet

I'm cursed.

It's not appropriate.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You could never hate me.

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

How dare you laugh at me!

Open the window.

Can I make jewelry?

I could never hate you.

Please, don't move.

I have to tell you about Easter.

You are not my favourite.

I should start a business.

I want you to hold me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Dreams are like chocolate...

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Leave it to the professionals.

I know who you are.

I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.

It's time to go.

I have money.

You're really something!

We need to eat.

I'll sit on it.

Someone's listening.

I want you to be observant.

Enough is enough.

Alright, who left a water in the chapel?

Be yourself!

I'm trying to leave.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Get ready to die.

I can offer you a sandwich.

We've only got one option.

Why do you love me, so much?

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I feel threatened.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I am cantakerous.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I'm crazy.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Don't wait to be asked.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I love winter in India.

Let's eat

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I can offer you a job.

I have faith.

Did you eat this morning?

You're going to need a carver.

This is the worst time to be here.

I'm a god.

I am going to the party.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a messenger.

I feel frivolous.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You never listen.

Leave it until morning.

I want you to be uncaring.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Get ready for this.

You are so mean to me.

It's not in.

Your ears have turned grey.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to stop me.

I never loved you.

You are my everything.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I want that dog out of my life!

You should ask your father.

Who left a spatula in the lounge room?

I can offer you a beer.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I love fall in Australia.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

You broke it.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We need to order pizza.

My life is a mystery.

Buying a house is like fixing a computer...

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I should quit.

This room is shrinking.

I knew you could survive.

We're special.

You will always need me.

I know where you were.

Take the drink and die.

Please, come in.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want to tell you about the the windmill.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Someone's locked the door.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You are my inspiration.

I can offer you a carrot.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Just breathe

We've only got one life.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want that porcupine out of my room!

You never say what you're thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You're going to need a lot of help.

Can I make a deal?

I want you to be fanciful.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Good grief!

A boy needs his own room.

I'm magnificent.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

You should protect your father.

Open the bottle.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

You dropped it.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I'm the only interior designer on this planet

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Let's drink

Show me the umbrella.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Leave it outside.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We need to stay.

Learning is like opening a door...

Okay, who left a lion in the bedroom?

I want you to stop believing in me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You fascinate me.

I love fall in England.

Drop it here.

We should start a business.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

We're going to need a conductor.

Can I make it count?

You're going to need a lot of food.

You burned it on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wedding planner.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

You are my mother.

I want that duck out of my room!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Whoop-whoop.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

It's your fault that the label came off.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

I want you to be unhappy.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

How dare you smile at me!

You never call me.

You should ask your mother.

You monster!

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I have the gun.

I can offer you a juice.

Take this and pray.

You are a thief.

I'm special.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Your ears have turned purple.

A girl needs her space.

I see you have done this before.

You are bland.

It's giving me grief.

We're going to need a peddlar.

Can I make it work?

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best sheriff on this planet

Did you fart at work?

It's not open.

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

I want you to kill me.

Take the piano and leave.

Don't get too close.

You are my father.

You are so kind to me.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Give me the chair.

My life is over.

When I was little, I wanted to be a criminal.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

Once a thief, always a thief.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

We've only got one chance.

I want you to be suspicious.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

Running for office is like doing the dishes...

This is the right time to be angry.

A girl needs her father.

Please, remain silent.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Failure is like a lake...

Your eyes have turned black.

Who left a ball in the laundry?

Take this with you.

Let's get it

I want you to stop lying to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You could never love me.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

It's not safe.

Patience is a virtue

You are my sunshine.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I am uncharitable.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Can I make music?

Give me the chicken wing.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Let bygones be bygones.

I will always need you.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You can't have it.

I know math.

You're no good.

I want you to kiss me.

You are a genius.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Ha-cha-cha.

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

I have to tell you about the kebab.

You should make peace with your father.

Throw it here.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

You're going to need a receptionist.

I've reported it to the police.

Did you fart this morning?

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