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Don't ask any questions.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Someone's locked the door.
You are not my favourite.
This looks great.
I have a secret.
Why do you tease me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I love autumn in Germany.
My life means nothing.
Be safe!
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're going to need a fork.
I know the future.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
We're ghosts.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
How much influence do you have?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Take this with you.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Darling, it's dead.
It's giving me an error message.
I want that alligator out of my car!
I want you to stop me.
Get ready to dance.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Stop, in the name of love.
I knew you could live like this.
Can I make it right?
You made me cry on purpose.
I am going to Easter.
Give it here.
I am impulsive.
You are my father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You should vote.
You are so nice to me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
You're magnificent.
This is a fine ship
You devil!
I can offer you a good price.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's time to go.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This is the right time to be afraid.
We're going to need a deputy.
I volunteer to eat it!
You will always need me.
We need to make better decisions.
I never could make up my mind.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I heard a howl coming from the sauna.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
Let's watch the game
It's not heavy.
You should write to your father.
I love winter in Canada.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You know it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Please, tell me.
You never stop to think.
I feel wonderful.
I can't find my zebra anywhere.
Leave it until morning.
I'll sit on it.
I'm a god.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Take the money and leave.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to be neglectful.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I want you to help me.
How dare you laugh at me!
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I am going to the grand opening.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You are a thief.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Open your heart.
We're the same person.
You are so kind to me.
You're crazy!
I have money.
I see you smiling.
Get ready for this.
When the bell rings, hide.
Love is like a river...
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Throw me the skateboard.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Drop it here.
I'm the only missionary on this planet
I can offer you a job.
You are not my conscience.
I volunteer as tribute!
You should find your father.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
This room is unstable.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
You angel!
Let's get it
Okay, who left a cracker in the guest room?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I need to tell you about the the moon.
You dropped it.
This looks bad.
You could never despise me.
I can offer you a piña colada.
I'm going to need a technician.
I want you to be leisurely.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love winter in Australia.
When I was little, I wanted to be a biologist.
We've only got one chance.
Just be yourself
Did you get lucky today?
Open the window.
Leave it here.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Take the piano and leave.
I feel hungry.
I have faith.
This is a stick up.
Please, stop smoking.
My life is cursed.
Learning is like writing a memo...
You are a godsend.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Good luck!
You're a ghost.
You're under arrest!
Be careful!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Can I make breakfast?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You are not my son.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You're crazy.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Give me the guitar.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You never do what I want.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Who left an ukulele in the lounge room?
The first thing to consider is safety.
You should call your mother.
This room is bugged.
You could never love me.
Hey, watch me smile.
I could never need you.
I want to tell you about Monday.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It's not tight enough.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the armory.
Delivery!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I've reported it to the President.
I love spring in Ireland.
I'm the greatest composer on this planet
Take the drink and leave.
My life matters.
You are a handsome devil.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to cook for me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
When I was little, I wanted to be a magician.
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
Someone's watching us.
This is a day to remember
This looks wrong.
Good morning!
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
We should go to the police.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
Don't fool around.
I'm trying to care.
Did you eat just now?
I'll get it.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I never wanted to die.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Hand me the candy-bar.
You're going to pay!
No one suspects a thing
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You are so mean to me.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
We're gods.
Please, don't take that.
You're going to need a wrench.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
I've reported it to mother.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You monster!
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Leave it to the professionals.
I feel trustworthy.
You're a god.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
You never listen.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Wisdom is like a piano...
I'm the best butcher on this planet
You are keen.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I can offer you a beer.
You are my inspiration.
Your face has turned grey.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to be restrained.
Someone's coming this way.
I know what to do.
A girl needs boundaries.
You will always want me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.
I will always want you.
Good night!
I want that lion out of my life!
Take this with water.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Hand me the guitar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I want you to look at me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
This is the worst time to be alone.
You're really something!
This is a fine mess
Who left a fork in the dining room?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
You are so good to me.
No one can ever know what we did.
Take the money and die.
I am going to the wedding.
Did you get lucky at work?
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
I have 20-20 vision.
Your cheeks have turned white.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I'm the greatest principal on this planet
I feel bitter.
Why do you love me, so much?
It's time to make lunch.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
You are a twit.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
You never take me seriously.
A girl needs her own room.
It's not yours.
Don't wait to be asked.
Open the curtains.
I love summer in Ireland.
I have the gun.
You're going to need a saw.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I volunteer myself!
No one can ever know that I was here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.
I want you to kill me.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I've reported it to the press.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Leave it outside.
This room is haunted.
Make haste slowly.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
This looks familiar.
We need to help each other.
We are uninhibited.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to be responsible.
Sound the alarm!
I should go to the police.
We're insignificant.
I see you came prepared.
I knew you could open it.
I'm going to need a wizard.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I feel worked up.
A boy needs discipline.
Did you fart this morning?
How much courage do you have?
I'm the only swineherd who ever lived.
Learning is like going to the beach...
I despise you.
When the door opens, hide.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Take this and pray.
You want me.
I want you to kiss me.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I can't find my bike anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I've reported it to the police.
You can't have it.
Get ready to run.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I can offer you an ale.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
I know who you are.
Take the money and go.
Leave it alone.
I have the letter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I'm alone in the universe.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I want you to be resourceful.
It's not for sale.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Defeat is like a beach...
I am foolish.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want to tell you about the burger.
Throw it here.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Ha-cha-cha.
Who left a bagel in the conservatory?
You will always love me.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Someone's in here.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Good grief!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
This looks interesting.
I have the will.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
My love, it's so shiny.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
You are an inspiration.
I'm going to need an antique dealer.
I'm the worst judge on this planet
I want you to love me.
Hand me the kite.
I'm going to need a knife.
How dare you look at me!
It's giving me grief.
There's safety in numbers.
When the door opens, remain calm.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm lucky.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
I see you for who you are.
I'm a ghost.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I can offer you a milkshake.
I love winter in America.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel healthy.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I know where you were.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I should hide.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We need to play.
I'm trying to understand.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
You will always despise me.
Did you fart while I was away?
You are my favourite.
How much money do you have?
Let's play
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the well.
You're going to need a geologist.
I'll be here, if you need me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
You are a poet.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
No one can ever know how we did it.
We've only got one hope.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
I love spring in Brazil.
You're weird.
Darling, it's so expensive.
You're amazing!
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
We are sorrowful.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want that lizard out of my car!
This looks suspicious.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Show me the fork.
We need to open it.
Winners don't quit
Hopes are like marshmallows...
You found it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Gardening is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You are my teacher.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Can I make a mess?
I want you to be childish.
I feel indecisive.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Who left a Gatorade in the cloakroom?
Patience is a virtue.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Don't get too close.
I want you to stop following me.
You should ask for more money.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You're going to need an animal trainer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Open the bottle.
We are unbelieving.
I am going to the party.
I'll open it.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
You should protect your father.
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
I'm insignificant.
I need you.
I want that turtle out of my house!
I want you to hold me.
No one can ever know that I like you
I know more than you realise.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I have powers.
Be better!
I love winter in France.
Let's dance
You burned it on purpose.
You are a genius.
I'm the only chief of police on this planet
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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