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I am going to the grand opening.

We're ghosts.

I've reported it to the press.

We're going to need a saw.

There's no smoke without fire.

Dammit, who left a tiger in the attic?

I knew you could open it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

This is the right time to be amused.

I want that zebra out of my life!

Someone's locked the door.

Throw me the bike.

I see you for who you are.

This room is shrinking.

This is a day to remember

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You made me cry on purpose.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

We should think about this.

Take this for luck.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Am I dead, or not?

You are so nice to me.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I want you to stop tricking me.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Take the money and die.

Open the curtains.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

You angel!

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I want you to read to me.

I'm the only printer on this planet

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't fool around.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

I have the time.

Knitting is good for the soul.

My life is over.

You can have it.

A boy needs his father.

I'm cursed.

Hey, watch me dance.

I love fall in Spain.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

I know math.

You will always need me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

We are difficult.

I want you to be frightened.

This looks edible.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Delivery!

I never loved you.

It's not right.

I've reported it to the President.

We need to make out.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I'm a ghost.

Good night!

You should listen to your mother.

I should quit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

Your ears have turned brown.

You never listen.

I have 20-20 vision.

Why do you love me, so much?

You devil!

Let's dance

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to love me.

Just breathe

I am going to Easter.

We've only got one chance.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Give me the umbrella.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I need to tell you about Monday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'll get ready.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Can I make wine?

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You're going to need a can opener.

I'm the only clerk who ever lived.

I want that camel out of my life!

I can offer you a job.

No one can ever know what we did.

Your face has turned yellow.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You are a thief.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Open the window.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You hate me.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

I know who you are.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Please, stop shouting.

I feel ugly.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't get too close.

Drop it here.

You're a ghost.

I need to tell you about the spring-roll.

It's not tight enough.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I could never despise you.

We're special.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I've reported it to mother.

Take this and pray.

We're the same person.

Beware the Ides of March.

You are my son.

We are vacuous.

Take the money and go.

You never sing anymore.

You're really something!

Okay. Just do what I do.

You should find your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Buying a house is like going to the playground...

Don't upset your father, not now.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I'm trying to help.

I never felt so alone.

I am going to the party.

I can't find my moose anywhere.

I love fall in Canada.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

This room is unstable.

I have the scroll.

I want you to kiss me.

Did you fart this morning?

You should ask for more money.

Leave it alone.

Can I make an impression?

Your ears have turned white.

You broke it.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me hope.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Don't wait to be asked.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I know more than you realise.

Who left a fork in the bedroom?

This is a stick up.

Good luck!

You are so mean to me.

When the party starts, start crying.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You could never love me.

Whoop-whoop.

I feel ticklish.

A girl needs her space.

I'm magnificent.

I want you to be receptive.

Let's get it

We're going to need a knife.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Open the door.

It's time to go.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a governor.

You're going down!

I'm the worst fortune-teller on this planet

Hand me the kite.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You should listen to your father.

Stop, in the name of love.

You never stop to think.

You're a god.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I love winter in Japan.

I'll listen.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

We're going to need a captain.

I want that hamster out of my life!

Luck is like a camera...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's not working.

This is the right time to be afraid.

This looks peculiar.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Ha-cha-cha.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Good morning!

I want you to kill me.

I see you are thinking.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

If you don't want it, put it back.

My life means nothing.

Open it here.

I have the letter.

Patience is a virtue

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

You could never fascinate me.

Get ready to die.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You are my reason for living.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Please, lie down.

Hand me the ukulele.

I know the future.

I'm the worst interior designer on this planet

My love, it's beautiful.

Take this with water.

How much luck do you have?

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Can I make progress?

You're going to need a spoon.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

I can offer you an icecream.

I can't find my room anywhere.

You are so kind to me.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I will always hate you.

Who left a cracker in the waiting room?

I should hide.

We're gods.

Sound the alarm!

It's giving me a headache.

I want you to be uncooperative.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

This looks great.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You never say what you're thinking.

I'm a god.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I love summer in England.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

My life is a mystery.

I can offer you a banana.

Be safe!

You're alone in the universe.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I'll open it.

A boy needs love.

You are a genius.

When I was little, I wanted to be a butcher.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

You will always fascinate me.

I have to tell you about the Mars.

You should disown your father.

Get ready to laugh.

It's not easy.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I can't find my green tea anywhere.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Someone's in here.

We are orderly.

Who left a fork in the basement?

I want you to stop believing in me.

I never gave up hope.

I'm the worst geologist who ever lived.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I want that goldfish out of my car!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to be erratic.

Needs must when the devil drives.

I feel weird.

Give me the bagel.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I should think about this.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm going to need an astronaut.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Don't just stand there.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know how we did it.

This is a fine ship

This looks nice.

It's time to go to bed.

Can I make popcorn?

I knew you could survive.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

You're cursed.

When the bell rings, start singing.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Your ears have turned green.

You never have time for me.

Leave it here.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I can offer you a good price.

Take the piano and go.

Get ready for this.

It's your fault that the label came off.

Give it here.

I want that rat out of my life!

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I love you.

You want me.

Your face has turned orange.

It's giving me grief.

This room is bugged.

Let's watch TV!

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I can't find my egg nog anywhere.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want you to inspire me.

Please, stop laughing.

I never wanted this.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

You should ask your mother.

I feel adventurous.

Darling, it's so expensive.

We need to fight.

Learning is like going to the playground...

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I have powers.

We're going to need a watchmaker.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

You can't have it.

I want you to be creative.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a clockmaker.

Your lips have turned brown.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I knew you could turn things around.

How dare you look at me!

Get ready to dance.

I've reported it to the police.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

We're crazy.

I'm the only gladiator on this planet

I want that crocodile out of my room!

I want you to hold me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I'll wait here.

We've only got one option.

Throw me the bratwurst.

Let's watch the game

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

I love spring in Australia.

I hate you.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This is the right time to be here.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

This room is haunted.

It's not the right size.

We need to play.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I see you came prepared.

You should ask your father.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

A boy needs confidence.

It's time to make lunch.

We are secure.

I have needs.

My love, it's so juicy.

Take the piano and die.

Can I make an effort?

Throw it here.

I never could make up my mind.

No one suspects a thing

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are an idiot.

I should ask for more money.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'm the best drug dealer on this planet

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

This is the right time to be happy.

I'm going to need a shovel.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Hand me the pickle.

I need you.

You monster!

You will always despise me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

I have the need, the need for speed.

Please, wait here.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Leave it outside.

We need to close it.

I'm trying to win.

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I'm special.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

You are not my mother.

You're going to need a governor.

I have faith.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I feel devious.

I want you to be purposeful.

I'm the best bishop who ever lived.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to stop tickling me.

We've only got one hope.

I love winter in England.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Good grief!

I'm going to need a spatula.

You are my everything.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I am stupid.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Take this with you.

Your lips have turned orange.

Did you eat yesterday?

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Your tongue has turned pink.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

I will always want you.

How much courage do you have?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I am going to Christmas.

Can I make bubbles?

No one can ever know the truth.

Fears are like chocolate...

I can offer you a mojito.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You could never despise me.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

I'm the only dancer who ever lived.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

When the door opens, start singing.

Show me the hot dog.

I knew you could fix it.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

Dating is like writing a job application...

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I have the gun.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want that zebra out of my house!

I'll sit on it.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

It's not going to fit.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are a godsend.

I could never want you.

You're coming with me!

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to be self-critical.

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