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Take the piano and go.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Hand me the bread-stick.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You should make peace with your mother.
This looks suspicious.
I know where you were.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You're going to need a knife.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
It's time to pack your bags.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You despise me.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me leave.
We should hide.
Did you eat just now?
I never felt so alone.
You devil!
We're the same person.
We're cursed.
I volunteer to eat it!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Leave it to the professionals.
I have the need, the need for speed.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Let's watch TV!
You are not my father.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You crashed the car on purpose.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Your eyes have turned green.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I want you to be sexy.
Please, sit down.
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm the greatest reporter who ever lived.
I am moralistic.
Darling, it's so expensive.
You want it.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
I see you came prepared.
We've only got one chance.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I want you to stop loving me.
I will always love you.
Ha-cha-cha.
Get ready to die.
Dammit, who left a bagel in the bathroom?
Don't get too close.
I'm trying to understand.
I love autumn in Canada.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
It's not going to fit.
You're a ghost.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Did you fart yesterday?
Take this with you.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
You never smile.
Open the bottle.
I never wanted to die.
Be better!
You hate me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I have time.
I want you to listen to me.
I should vote.
This looks odd.
It was your fault that the dog died.
Someone's having a bad day.
This room is bugged.
This is a fine ship
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I feel bewildered.
Let's drink
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I can offer you a juice.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
We're going to need a spoon.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to make better decisions.
Take the drink and die.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I knew you could fix it.
Dare to dream
I have the time.
My life matters.
We're ghosts.
Can I make up a story?
Your nose has turned red.
I want you to stop tricking me.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
No one can ever know the truth.
I am going to the wedding.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I'm crazy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
I love spring in America.
Get ready for this.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I heard a voice coming from the chapel.
I have to tell you about the hot chocolate.
You are so good to me.
Hey, watch me smile.
I want you to betray me.
I see you let yourself in.
It's time to go.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
We've only got one life.
It's your fault that the train was late.
This is a day to remember
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I should go to the police.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I feel glamorous.
Good grief!
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are a godsend.
Open the curtains.
I know who you are.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
We're gods.
I'm the greatest receptionist who ever lived.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to be malicious.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I can offer you a cappuccino.
We need to stay.
I am popular.
Moderation in all things.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Be safe!
I volunteer to go!
Am I coming with you, or not?
Leave it alone.
I have the poem.
I'll get ready.
You're magnificent.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Dammit, who left a hammer in the control room?
You are so kind to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an archer.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want that puppy out of my life!
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
This looks interesting.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Please, stop doing that.
I have 20-20 vision.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I want you to clean up after me.
Someone's watching us.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I should start a business.
I knew you could open it.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I love fall in Ireland.
You're amazing!
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I am going to Christmas.
I've reported it to the President.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Let's watch the game
It's not right.
This is the worst time to be amused.
It's time to go to bed.
A boy needs his space.
Winners don't quit
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are not my son.
You're going to need a surgeon.
Sound the alarm!
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I never really lived.
You're a god.
I have the card.
Open your heart.
Take this for luck.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
This room is haunted.
I see you know what to do.
I'll watch.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I will always need you.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
We need to fight.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are an artist.
You monster!
You should disown your mother.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I want you to stop following me.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Sorry, I have to take this.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I know what happened.
You burned it on purpose.
Throw me the saw.
You can't have it.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
We've only got one hope.
Please, be careful.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I can't find my plane anywhere.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm the best plumber on this planet
I can offer you a soda.
Take the piano and leave.
I volunteer myself!
You're going to need a lot of water.
I want you to look at me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I am going to the grand opening.
A boy needs his father.
You never have time for me.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Darling, it's so juicy.
It's not safe.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Open sesame.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Plug it in here.
We should ask for more money.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
We're going to need a wrench.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I see you are thinking.
We're going to need a wizard.
We need to eat.
When I was little, I wanted to be a miner.
I want to tell you about the wine cellar.
It's giving me a headache.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I want that fox out of my room!
My life is cursed.
I can't find my otter anywhere.
You should listen to your father.
No one suspects a thing
You made me cry on purpose.
You are so mean to me.
We are stylish.
I'm a ghost.
Give me the skateboard.
A picture paints a thousand words.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You're under arrest!
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Please, don't take that.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I want you to be inquisitive.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
Having a child is like doing chores...
Take this with water.
You know it.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You love me.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
Can I make magic?
I never listened.
How dare you laugh at me!
We've only got one option.
I need to tell you about Easter.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You're lucky.
Leave it until morning.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Did you eat last night?
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you a good price.
I feel elated.
This is a fine mess
You are a liar.
I'm going to need a sheriff.
Let's eat
I'm the worst sleuth who ever lived.
We need to unite.
I have the letter.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
A girl needs her friends.
Get ready to run.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
No one can ever know that I was here.
I knew you could survive.
I never hurt anybody.
Darling, it's delicious.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I have powers.
Open the door.
Please, remain silent.
Can I make a pie?
I'm a god.
Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I want to tell you about the lemonade.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
You are self-denying.
I can offer you a croissant.
This is the right time to be amused.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want you to kill me.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Take the money and leave.
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to be athletic.
You could never hate me.
I will always want you.
Delivery!
It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
I'm the only playwright who ever lived.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
Your lips have turned brown.
You should hide.
Take this and pray.
Don't upset your father, not now.
It's not appropriate.
You are my everything.
We need to go.
I feel silly.
I'm insignificant.
You're going to need a spatula.
You are a thief.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Please, give up while you can.
I know math.
You won't find it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I'm going to need an executioner.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
Don't ask any questions.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Who left a moose in the laundry?
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
You never listen.
This room is unstable.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
It's almost over
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I just want a macchiato. What's wrong with that?
You are not my mother.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I am going to the funeral.
Someone's locked the door.
You will always want me.
You are insightful.
My life means nothing.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.
I hate you.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Be yourself!
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I have to tell you about the the fairy grotto.
I have faith.
I'll get it.
I feel paranoid.
Give me the fishcake.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
I'm going to need a knife.
I know more than you realise.
I want you to be generous.
You are a handsome devil.
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Find some proof that they fooled you.
You angel!
I want you to stop blaming me.
It's not open.
I see you smiling.
I'm the greatest judge on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I love spring in England.
You're crazy!
We're going to need a shepherd.
We've only got one of these.
You never say what you're thinking.
You can do this
Freedom is like a river...
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Hand me the burger.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I need you.
I heard a howl coming from the cell.
You fascinate me.
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to hold me.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
How much time do you have?
I have money.
Drop it here.
You need it.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You are not my conscience.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Someone's in here.
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Take the drink and go.
You're coming with me!
How dare you smile at me!
I'm the only truck driver on this planet
You're going to need a factory worker.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Your lips have turned grey.
Who left a kite in the library?
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
I could never want you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I am going to Easter.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I want you to inspire me.
We're going to need a fork.
He was unconscious when I found him.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chicken sexer.
You could never need me.
You are so nice to me.
Your tongue has turned white.
You should protect your father.
First come, first served.
I'll keep guard.
I feel healthy.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Hey, watch me move.
This is the worst time to be angry.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want that chipmunk out of my car!
You're cursed.
I've reported it to the police.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You are forceful.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Can I make a splash?
I should ask for more money.
Please, stay where you are.
Who left a bike in the cell?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Let's dance
My life is over.
I love winter in Australia.
This is a stick up.
We need to close it.
A girl needs her grandfather.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Give me the knife.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You should call your father.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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