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He was unconscious when I found him.
I want that monkey out of my car!
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm a ghost.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Your eyes have turned orange.
Who left a spoon in the lounge room?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'll get ready.
We should hide.
This is a fine ship
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It's giving me an error message.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
We need to play.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
I never felt so alone.
Please, be careful.
You monster!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You're lucky.
Get ready to dance.
Open the bottle.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Good night!
I'm going to need a lot of food.
Let's eat
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I'm the best guide who ever lived.
I want you to listen to me.
I could never need you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
We're going to need a fork.
I want you to be religious.
You are an artist.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
You never smile.
Sound the alarm!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You're crazy!
We're gods.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Delivery!
Did you get lucky today?
Don't just stand there.
I am going to Christmas.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I am sensitive.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You dropped it.
You're going to need an editor.
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
We've only got one bullet.
This room is shrinking.
Be yourself!
You should pay the bill.
Can I make sushi?
Find some proof that they lied to you.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's not dead.
You're a ghost.
Okay, who left a screwdriver in the dining room?
When I was little, I wanted to be an animal trainer.
I never loved you.
I'm trying to leave.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
Your nose has turned brown.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This looks bad.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are my teacher.
You're going to need a hammer.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Show me the sandwich.
You are a godsend.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You devil!
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I want that chicken out of my room!
It's time to pack your bags.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
Get ready to die.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I know the future.
You could never hate me.
I can offer you a wine.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You burned it on purpose.
Plug it in here.
Take the money and die.
Stop, in the name of love.
We're ghosts.
Time to shine
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Hey, watch me dance.
Take this with water.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I am worried.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I see you have done this before.
I'm the worst private detective on this planet
This room is bugged.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I volunteer to go!
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
You are not my type.
I want you to hold me.
You're going to need a botanist.
I'm going to need a fork.
I'm a god.
You found it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I've reported it to the press.
Please, come closer.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Who left a kite in the outhouse?
It's not working.
We're cursed.
I know who you are.
You're amazing!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You are so mean to me.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I feel comfortable.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's time to go.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You should disown your father.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Drop it here.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
This is a day to remember
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Dying is like doing housework...
Am I dead, or not?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Let's dance
You will always want me.
I never gave up hope.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I love spring in Antarctica.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I'm the best dancer on this planet
You angel!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Reality is like a lake...
Show no mercy
My life is over.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
It's giving me grief.
When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
Good luck!
Can I make up?
I volunteer myself!
You're going down!
Leave it until morning.
I want you to cook for me.
You are not my favourite.
Hand me the doll.
I have the gun.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Be careful!
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
A boy needs his own room.
The best-laid plans go astray.
You're going to need an evangelist.
We're crazy.
I want that donkey out of my room!
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
I feel extravagant.
We need to open it.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You should protect your father.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This room is unstable.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Leave it here.
I want you to be modest.
You are my reason for living.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I will always need you.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have powers.
This is a fine mess
How dare you smile at me!
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I'm going to need a spatula.
I see you for who you are.
Don't ask any questions.
Life is like a beach...
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
You are eager.
You're no good.
I know where you were.
It's not in.
I can offer you a bagel.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
No one can ever know what we did.
My life means nothing.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You never stop to think.
Good grief!
A boy needs his father.
You're a god.
Please, don't touch that.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I'll open it.
I want you to love me.
Your eyes have turned brown.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
You're never going to get away with this!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Open the door.
You should listen to your mother.
I feel doubtful.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Alright, who left a zebra in the barn?
I bet you know why I'm here.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I want you to be driven.
Leave it outside.
Let's drink
I never wanted to die.
Just be yourself
When I was little, I wanted to be a beggar.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Be better!
Oil and water don't mix.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are a twit.
I'm alone in the universe.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I've reported it to the police.
I have the card.
Can I make time?
You are my everything.
Throw it here.
Please, stand.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I'm the greatest paleontologist on this planet
This looks familiar.
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I know what to do.
I want you to stop tricking me.
How much courage do you have?
Learning is like opening a window...
Take the piano and leave.
I have 20-20 vision.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
I have to tell you about Sunday.
You are helpful.
You are so nice to me.
Hey, watch me smile.
Patience is a virtue
I knew you could survive.
I want to tell you about the daiquiri.
You're going to need a lifeguard.
Darling, it's beautiful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a clown.
This is the worst time to be alone.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
I feel bewildered.
Dancing is good for the soul.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Let's go
I want you to betray me.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I volunteer as tribute!
You're under arrest!
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Take this for luck.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Please, give up while you can.
You made me cry on purpose.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Can I make a puppet?
You are an idiot.
I see you smiling.
I can offer you a job.
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
I have the letter.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
I've reported it to the President.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
We're weird.
We should quit.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I love summer in Ireland.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Hand me the saw.
I want that lobster out of my car!
Who left a bratwurst in the cell?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
This looks odd.
When I was little, I wanted to be a painter.
You never have time for me.
A boy needs confidence.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I can't find my horse anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want you to be tense.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Let's watch the game
Open your heart.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I need to tell you about the extraterrestrial.
I never really lived.
Take the money and go.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
It's not open.
Can I make the world better?
You can't have it.
I'm the best pirate on this planet
We're going to need a hammer.
I want you to clean up after me.
I'm special.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I have time.
I love fall in France.
Show me the burger.
I want that chipmunk out of my room!
Pride is like a beautiful melody...
I knew you could open it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Get ready for this.
This is a stick up.
I heard laughter coming from the dining room.
Did you eat while I was away?
Am I coming with you, or not?
Who left a frog in the chapel?
You are not my mother.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I have the will.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I despise you.
Please, lie down.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I want you to be lovable.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
A boy needs discipline.
It's not tight enough.
We've only got one chance.
I'll help.
When I was little, I wanted to be an evangelist.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I never could make up my mind.
You lost it.
Good morning!
Am I under arrest, or not?
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
Get ready to run.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Don't fool around.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
How dare you look at me!
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
We need to unite.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Hand me the screwdriver.
I volunteer to eat it!
Take this and pray.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
You never take me seriously.
Who left an ukulele in the armory?
Appearances can be deceptive.
It's time to make lunch.
I want that zebra out of my car!
I am going to the wedding.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I am youthful.
Let's play
We're going to need a waiter.
I see you came prepared.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
It's not right.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I never killed anyone.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm the only criminal on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
This is the worst time to be here.
It's giving me hope.
I want to tell you about the assassin.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
Please, don't move.
I feel delighted.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
You're going to pay!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can offer you an apple juice.
Someone's watching us.
You're special.
Can I make a kite?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
This looks peculiar.
You know it.
I want you to be softheaded.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
I heard a sound coming from the pantry.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Be safe!
I have the time.
Take the piano and die.
Get ready to laugh.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me move.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
We are melancholic.
Who left an umbrella in the walk-in freezer?
Put it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I want you to kill me.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Just breathe
No one can ever know that I was here.
We need to make a plan.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
You're going to need an exotic dancer.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your face has turned pink.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Please, stop crying.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I am going to the funeral.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I see you are thinking.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
It's not the right size.
I will always hate you.
I feel hopeful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
We're the same person.
I'm the worst model who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be an impersonator.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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