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Why do you hate me, so much?

I have powers.

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You're weird.

You should make peace with your mother.

A boy needs his own room.

Ignorance is bliss.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I want that donkey out of my life!

We're ghosts.

Get ready to run.

You won't find it.

I love summer in America.

Can I make a mess?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Who left a frog in the living room?

I know math.

Delivery!

I knew you could turn things around.

Your ears have turned spotted.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You're never going to get away with this!

You're a god.

Don't fool around.

It's giving me a headache.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Sound the alarm!

I have to tell you about the sandwich.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Running for office is like opening a door...

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I'm going to need a student.

Your face has turned brown.

I want you to stop me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

My life matters.

I feel hurt.

Someone's having a bad day.

I should go to the police.

They know it was me

I'm trying to care.

You never smile.

Good luck!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You want me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Take the money and die.

Take this with water.

I could never despise you.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I have lost the will to live.

Please, stay where you are.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to document my trip to England.

I'm the best paramedic on this planet

Throw me the kite.

You're going to need a hammer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Open the window.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

I'll wait here.

This room is shrinking.

I've reported it to the police.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You monster!

I have the letter.

You are a godsend.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I never really lived.

This is a fine mess

I can offer you a burger.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

I can offer you a good price.

It's not tight enough.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

I want you to be elegant.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Hey, watch me smile.

Get ready to laugh.

We need to help each other.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Leave it here.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You're alone in the universe.

I love fall in Switzerland.

We've only got one bullet.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're coming with me!

My life is a mystery.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Ha-cha-cha.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're going to need a pharmacist.

Okay, who left a croissant in the sauna?

I have to tell you about the daiquiri.

Dying is like doing the dishes...

We are colorful.

Let's play

Leave it alone.

It's giving me hope.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Just try not to cry

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I never hurt anybody.

How dare you smile at me!

I heard weeping coming from the cell.

Open sesame.

No one can ever know what we did.

Be careful!

This looks great.

I see you every day.

Take this and pray.

You are not my father.

We're the same person.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

It's time to pack your bags.

You are my love.

Darling, it's delicious.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I'm the best winemaker on this planet

Someone's locked the door.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I have the card.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Your nose has turned green.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Get ready to die.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

I am false.

Take the piano and go.

I'm lucky.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I know who you are.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I'm going to need a fork.

Time to shine

I feel terrible.

Am I coming with you, or not?

She was unconscious when I found her.

Put it here.

Throw me the fishcake.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

You are an artist.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I want that bird out of my car!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are so kind to me.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Why do you love me, so much?

I have 20-20 vision.

I love spring in China.

I want you to be stupefied.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You should find your mother.

I see you smiling.

You could never despise me.

I want you to betray me.

I'll watch.

You lost it.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm the only chef on this planet

It was your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Please, look at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

We're going to need a sniper.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

This looks wrong.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

We're gods.

Can I make pizza?

This is a day to remember

I could never love you.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Good grief!

I'm a god.

You should quit.

This is the right time to be amused.

Okay, who left a cat in the basement?

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are a handsome devil.

How dare you laugh at me!

Throw me the doll.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

We need to go.

No one can ever know the truth.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

My love, it's so expensive.

Good things come to those who wait.

I know more than you realise.

It's not mine.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Whoop-whoop.

Take the drink and leave.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Drop it here.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...

My life means nothing.

It was your fault that the show was ruined.

I love autumn in France.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You found it.

I see you are thinking.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I am hedonistic.

You're crazy!

I want that cow out of my room!

I'm trying to save you.

Be safe!

I can offer you a pickle.

When I was little, I wanted to be a saxophonist.

Success is like a bar of soap...

Take this with you.

Let's watch the game

I volunteer myself!

Your face has turned white.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want to tell you about the candy-bar.

You are not my mother.

This room is haunted.

I knew you could fix it.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You should call your mother.

I'm the worst entrepreneur who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I never wanted to die.

Dammit, who left a Gatorade in the kitchen?

We're going to need a hammer.

How dare you look at me!

We should start a business.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

We need to unite.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

I want you to be self-effacing.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

It's now or never

I've reported it to the President.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're under arrest!

I see you know what to do.

Leave it to the professionals.

Please, don't eat that.

Be better!

I want you to stop smelling me.

Open it here.

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

I will always love you.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Knitting is good for the soul.

You're going to need a chimney-sweep.

I'll get it.

This looks odd.

You are gentle.

A boy needs his friends.

I love summer in Ireland.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Dreams are like spaghetti...

When the lights go out, start crying.

It's not for sale.

I have the knife.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You despise me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I have money.

I need to tell you about Easter.

I volunteer to eat it!

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We've only got one life.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Open the curtains.

I feel suspicious.

You're going to need a fork.

I want you to love me.

You are a liar.

I'm special.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Buying a house is like doing renovations...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Don't just stand there.

Let's go

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I should quit.

There is no accounting for tastes.

You should ask your father.

Can I make a contribution?

This looks edible.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I want that eagle out of my life!

We need to make out.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

You're going to need a cook.

Freedom is like a mountain...

I will always hate you.

It's time to make lunch.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You deserve this

I never wanted this.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

This is a stick up.

Who left a fox in the kitchen?

Please, stop shouting.

I love winter in Switzerland.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

This room is unstable.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Hey, watch me move.

You are so nice to me.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Get ready to dance.

It's giving me grief.

This is the right time to be here.

I'm the only secretary on this planet

Don't ask any questions.

I volunteer to go!

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I want you to be obedient.

Someone's in here.

My life is over.

You want it.

Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of wine...

We're no good.

I feel embarrassed.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I've reported it to the press.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I am going to Easter.

We need to stop.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You devil!

It's time to brush your teeth.

This looks peculiar.

I want that seagull out of my life!

We've only got one option.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I want you to kill me.

Can I make it matter?

It's not ready.

I'm a ghost.

I can offer you an apple.

Please, stand.

I never could make up my mind.

Take this for luck.

Who left a merlot in the studio?

When I was little, I wanted to be a surgeon.

I should ask for more money.

I'm the best guard on this planet

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Your nose has turned purple.

I have to tell you about the party.

You're going to need an air traffic controller.

I want you to be unrestrained.

Hand me the fork.

I love autumn in Japan.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Good morning!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Get ready, or get out.

No one suspects a thing

I know the future.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You can't have it.

You should write to your mother.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This looks nice.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

It's not safe.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

You are an idiot.

My love, it's so shiny.

You're going to need a spatula.

We're alone in the universe.

Give it here.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I am moody.

You never have time for me.

Your anxiety is like a spring day...

I want that tiger out of my house!

I never felt so alone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

We need to play.

Can I make it fun?

I feel ignorant.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Beauty is only skin deep.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I want you to be concerned.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

You could never need me.

You angel!

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'm the only park ranger on this planet

We've only got one of these.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Hey, watch me leave.

You should protect your father.

This is the worst time to be here.

We should hide.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Did you eat today?

Please, remain silent.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

You are my sunshine.

Fears are like spaghetti...

We are callous.

This is a fine ship

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I'm going to need a spy.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

The bigger, the better.

I want that octopus out of my car!

When I was little, I wanted to be a gate-keeper.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I never loved you.

It's not in.

I'll keep guard.

Take the drink and die.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Your nose has turned brown.

Your ears have turned pink.

I've reported it to mother.

Freedom is like a beach...

I know where you were.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Be yourself!

You are a twit.

A boy needs a job.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm weird.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

We need to make a plan.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

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