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I knew you could open it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You should think about this.
I know the future.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Get ready to run.
You're crazy!
Don't get too close.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It's not safe.
You are so mean to me.
I love autumn in Canada.
I want you to read to me.
Please, don't eat that.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We're cursed.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
This looks interesting.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Why do you love me, so much?
Sound the alarm!
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
You're a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to the press.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Someone's in here.
This is crazy
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I feel youthful.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
We've only got one chance.
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop questioning me.
I can offer you a kebab.
Put it here.
I need to tell you about the tailor.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Who left a tea in the attic?
Hand me the fork.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
We're going to need a chief of police.
I'm the best barber who ever lived.
You never call me.
I want you to be excited.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Eating is good for the soul.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I volunteer myself!
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
You will always fascinate me.
It's time to make lunch.
Your lips have turned black.
Leave it alone.
I never hurt anybody.
I want you to clean up after me.
I have powers.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are so nice to me.
I'm trying to believe you.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Open the curtains.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I heard a sound coming from the classroom.
It's not tight enough.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You are a godsend.
I want to tell you about the party.
I will always need you.
My life is over.
I know who you are.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Take the drink and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I am funny.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You angel!
Can I make a fortune?
Please, don't drink that.
A boy needs his space.
I've reported it to mother.
It's giving me grief.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Be yourself!
I'm a ghost.
Alright, who left a beer in the wardrobe?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You will always want me.
I have the knife.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Someone's listening.
I love winter in Canada.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
I feel threatened.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
This looks wrong.
We're gods.
You can do this
I'm going to need a spatula.
I volunteer to go!
When I was little, I wanted to be a senator.
I am going to the funeral.
Good luck!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want you to be demanding.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I'm the best pirate on this planet
I want that duck out of my room!
You should protect your mother.
You are a genius.
This is a day to remember
I want you to document my trip to China.
I can offer you a wine.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I see you are thinking.
I can offer you a good price.
Get ready, or get out.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Did you get lucky at work?
I want to tell you about the imp.
You're under arrest!
Can I make the team?
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
If you're sure, we'll get started.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Fears are like marshmallows...
We're magnificent.
It's your fault that the crops died.
You're a god.
You are not my conscience.
Please, listen to me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You never smile.
You lost it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You burned it on purpose.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Take this with water.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm trying to help.
I love summer in Antarctica.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
I have needs.
This is the right time to be angry.
This room is haunted.
We've only got one hope.
I knew you could fix it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
A girl needs love.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I'll wait here.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I know where you were.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Let's drink
I see you came prepared.
You are so kind to me.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I want that wolf out of my car!
We're the same person.
You are dynamic.
I want you to be crude.
You should protect your father.
I want you to cook for me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
The first thing to consider is safety.
Throw it here.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
We need to make out.
You are my teacher.
I never felt so alone.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I am going to Easter.
Take the piano and die.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Good grief!
You will always despise me.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Leave it outside.
You are not my son.
Your face has turned pink.
No one can ever know the truth.
You should quit.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're going to need a spatula.
Hey, watch me smile.
You're going down!
I'll get it.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
How much money do you have?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Dammit, who left a chipmunk in the basement?
Fears are like spaghetti...
I have the card.
Pleasure is like a movie...
Get ready for this.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Take this and pray.
You're special.
I need to tell you about the peddlar.
I feel thankful.
It was my fault that the dog died.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I see you have done this before.
This looks suspicious.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Let's watch the game
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I knew you could survive.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
I want you to be excitable.
It's time to go to bed.
Can I make a plan?
Stop, in the name of love.
Did you eat while I was away?
When I was little, I wanted to be a philanthropist.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Today is the day
I never really lived.
It's not in.
I should quit.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
You're going to need a clockmaker.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Hey, watch me move.
You monster!
I'll get ready.
I am going to the wedding.
We need to make a plan.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I've reported it to the President.
You are not my favourite.
Open the bottle.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want to tell you about the cappuccino.
Who left a goat in the control room?
You should call your father.
My life is cursed.
I want that elephant out of my room!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'm no good.
I knew you could turn things around.
I can offer you a job.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in Australia.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Give me the ball.
This room is shrinking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
Please, stop laughing.
I feel lonely.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are my everything.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Blood is thicker than water.
I have the will.
Let's go
I want you.
A girl needs her father.
Did you get lucky just now?
Open the window.
I see you every day.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
I should pay the bill.
I want you to be predatory.
Be better!
I can offer you a banana.
Dare to dream
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
When the lights go out, hide.
You are not my type.
Alright, who left a puppy in the closet?
It's time to go.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know what we did.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You are intrigued.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You are so good to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
It's not appropriate.
I volunteer to eat it!
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I'll keep guard.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
Take the drink and go.
This is the worst time to be amused.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
My love, it's dead.
Ha-cha-cha.
We've only got one option.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You are an inspiration.
Your tongue has turned purple.
Dating is like changing your underwear...
Let's dance
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Show me the chicken wing.
I want you to stop smelling me.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Can I make the world better?
I want you to be despairing.
Your strength is like a picnic in the park...
Your eyes have turned spotted.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Why do you tease me, so much?
This looks edible.
I am going to the party.
When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.
I want that seal out of my car!
I feel tense.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You should find your mother.
We're going to need an artist.
Get ready to die.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Hey, watch me leave.
You know it.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Delivery!
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
How dare you smile at me!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I will always love you.
Take the piano and leave.
I just want a key. What's wrong with that?
I want you to marry me.
My life means nothing.
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
My love, it's so juicy.
It's not mine.
A girl needs boundaries.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
Leave it here.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Someone's coming this way.
You are a thief.
I should vote.
It's giving me an error message.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I want to tell you about the the pyramids.
You should call your mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
I want you to stop loving me.
Your nose has turned black.
Your lips have turned purple.
This is the right time to be here.
I knew you could see it through.
I feel odd.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I can offer you a margarita.
This looks familiar.
Motivation is like a piano...
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
No one can ever know that I was here.
We are self-reliant.
You need it.
I'll watch.
We've only got one life.
I want that dog out of my room!
I want you to be emotional.
Don't ask any questions.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I'm trying to understand.
I despise you.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We need to order pizza.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I have the scroll.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Leave it until morning.
Throw me the spatula.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I want you to inspire me.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
I never listened.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Who left an ant in the garage?
I feel passionate.
Plug it in here.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...
Can I make it better?
All's well that ends well
I am going to the grand opening.
I'm a god.
I'm going to need a dancer.
We're going to need a lot of help.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
This is the right time to be happy.
We've only got one bullet.
You are not my father.
Let's play
I'm the only librarian on this planet
This room is unstable.
We need to eat.
Knowledge is power.
Please, lie down.
You should hide.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want that lion out of my room!
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I'm lucky.
Time is like a piano...
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I survived.
No one can ever know that I like you
Your tongue has turned orange.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Get ready to dance.
I could never love you.
I want to tell you about the the lighthouse.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
You never take me seriously.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
My life matters.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You're really something!
I feel alone.
This is a fine mess
I see you smiling.
Who left a kite in the basement?
I'm the greatest beekeeper who ever lived.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can't find my sheep anywhere.
I love winter in Japan.
I want you to be stiff.
We've only got one of these.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This looks nice.
Whoop-whoop.
No one will ever know
I'm going to need a personal trainer.
I have 20-20 vision.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You are my inspiration.
Please, stop shouting.
We are laughing.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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