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I need to tell you about the police officer.

You are so nice to me.

I am going to the grand opening.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm the worst captain on this planet

I love fall in Australia.

Sound the alarm!

Good morning!

I never killed anyone.

I can offer you a celery stick.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to kill me.

You are a genius.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I should vote.

Open the curtains.

We're the same person.

I want you to be lovable.

We are victimized.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I've reported it to Interpol.

It's time to go.

You could never love me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I feel liberated.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You're going to need a wrench.

I want that octopus out of my life!

Let's play

This room is shrinking.

I have the scroll.

I want you to stop following me.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I volunteer as tribute!

No one can ever know how we did it.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Delivery!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Get ready to laugh.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I'll wait here.

You dropped it.

Your grief is like a guitar...

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You're a ghost.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

This looks bad.

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

I know more than you realise.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You're weird.

Who left a cat in the attic?

It's giving me a headache.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Open it here.

Leave it outside.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You're coming with me!

It's not yours.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Whatever happens, don't panic

You are not my son.

Someone's locked the door.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

A girl needs money.

I have time.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Please, stop smoking.

Good night!

Open the door.

I want you to betray me.

I'm the worst biologist who ever lived.

I have the time.

I am going to the wedding.

How dare you laugh at me!

Hey, watch me leave.

I've reported it to the press.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Your lips have turned white.

Be yourself!

You are a godsend.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You should find your father.

We're going to need a spatula.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

You never sing anymore.

I want you to be balanced.

It was your fault that the dog died.

You burned it on purpose.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I will always despise you.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I am tidy.

I love spring in England.

Don't wait to be asked.

We're gods.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

We're no good.

Show me the shovel.

When I was little, I wanted to be a writer.

It's time to brush your teeth.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Who left a bear in the lobby?

You are my mother.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We need to help each other.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

This is a fine ship

It's not heavy.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I have to tell you about the garage.

Darling, it's delicious.

I can offer you a punch.

How dare you smile at me!

I'm the only electrician on this planet

I'm going to need an accountant.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Someone's watching us.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Leave it here.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I want you to look at me.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

A boy needs his friends.

I knew you could see it through.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's giving me hope.

Let's watch the game

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

A bad penny always turns up.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

My life is over.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want that donkey out of my car!

Your lips have turned purple.

Pride is like a piano...

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I should quit.

I want you.

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I never loved you.

You won't find it.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Be careful!

I love winter in Hong Kong.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Just be yourself

It's not for sale.

I feel weird.

When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I know the future.

I want you to stop loving me.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I am going to the party.

Good luck!

You should call your mother.

This room is unstable.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Can I make amends?

I can offer you a cocktail.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

Let's drink

I want you to document my trip to England.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I need to tell you about the licorice twist.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I see you are thinking.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I can offer you a job.

You are a hero.

You are disconcerting.

This looks suspicious.

You fascinate me.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I want you to be unambitious.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I want you to clean up after me.

I never listened.

Take the money and go.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hey, watch me smile.

I've reported it to mother.

No one can ever know the truth.

I want that squirrel out of my house!

My life matters.

Open your heart.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I feel fortunate.

I'm a god.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I'm trying to save you.

This is a stick up.

You're crazy.

Take this with water.

It's time to go to bed.

I know math.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

A boy needs money.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I love spring in Germany.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

It was your fault that the game sucked.

You could never despise me.

Just breathe

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't fool around.

Your nose has turned blue.

You monster!

We should vote.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

This room is bugged.

This looks odd.

We're going to need a spy.

I have needs.

You are not my mother.

I have the gun.

We are unimaginative.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I want that puppy out of my life!

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Your cheeks have turned brown.

It's your fault that the label came off.

When the door opens, start singing.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Can I make sandwiches?

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

We're ghosts.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Take the piano and leave.

Get ready to die.

Dammit, who left a pickle in the sauna?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You are my inspiration.

Show me the can opener.

It's time to pack your bags.

I can offer you a good price.

You're insignificant.

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know that you survived.

No one can ever know that I like you

I feel positive.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'll open it.

You're crazy!

We are balanced.

Having a child is like doing the dishes...

I have the will.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Hey, watch me move.

It's giving me grief.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks wrong.

You want me.

Let's eat

I know what to do.

You are so good to me.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are a thief.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.

You're going to need a spelunker.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I'm the only webmaster on this planet

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I see you know what to do.

Please, don't drink that.

Victory is like a beautiful song...

I want you to hold me.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

I want you to document my trip to America.

We're going to need a wrench.

You never call me.

I love summer in Japan.

Be better!

I have a secret.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

How dare you look at me!

I need to tell you about the party.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Your lips have turned stripey.

This is crazy

I want you to be dry.

You lost it.

I can't find my soda anywhere.

Hopes are like chocolate...

It was your fault that the train was late.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want that giraffe out of my car!

It's not in.

When I was little, I wanted to be a model.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are my son.

You will always fascinate me.

You should ask your father.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are not my type.

A girl needs her friends.

Get ready to dance.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

You're no good.

This looks interesting.

I feel deceitful.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

My life is a mystery.

Take this for luck.

You're going down!

I see you smiling.

When the door opens, start crying.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We've only got one life.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Drop it here.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I am going to the funeral.

It's not ready.

I can offer you a pickle.

Someone's listening.

I am steely.

I knew you could turn things around.

Take the money and leave.

I love autumn in Canada.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.

You never take me seriously.

I never really lived.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sculptor.

Learning is like making spaghetti...

We need to stay.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Take this with you.

I want that chicken out of my life!

I'll watch.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

My love, it's alive.

Don't get too close.

I can't find my seal anywhere.

I'm magnificent.

You can have too much of a good thing.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

You're going to need a hammer.

A boy needs his father.

You found it.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are not my daughter.

I'm the only police officer on this planet

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'm going to need a chef.

I could never hate you.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Who left a kite in the laundry?

We've only got one hope.

I have to tell you about the party.

Did you get lucky last night?

My life is cursed.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You should protect your mother.

I love winter in America.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You broke the vase on purpose.

You never stop to think.

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

We need to fight.

I should start a business.

You are so mean to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Open the window.

Get ready to run.

I feel amused.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want that pony out of my house!

I have to tell you about the game show host.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I want you to be disorderly.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Throw it here.

Alright, who left a croissant in the waiting room?

I love summer in France.

I'm alone in the universe.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

You could never want me.

My life means nothing.

It was your fault that the crops died.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I volunteer to go!

I have faith.

Knowledge is like a beach...

I see you have done this before.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Leave it until morning.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I have the card.

Show me the skateboard.

I want you to marry me.

You are an inspiration.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dietician.

I'm the greatest linguist on this planet

I'll listen.

Don't ask any questions.

A boy needs love.

It's not right.

I'm going to need an innkeeper.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I want you to be angry.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I have to tell you about Easter.

Please, wait here.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are my teacher.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

This is a day to remember

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can offer you a merlot.

I knew you could survive.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I'm going to need a spatula.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Let's get it

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

You're cursed.

I am discouraged.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want that lizard out of my car!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Take the drink and leave.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We need to make a plan.

It's not going to fit.

I've reported it to the police.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want you to stop me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

You're going to pay!

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

You should go to the police.

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