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I have the card.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Give me the doll.

I want to tell you about the bread-stick.

Why do you love me, so much?

I knew you could fix it.

When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

It's not alive.

Someone's watching us.

Can I make breakfast?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Take the money and die.

When the door opens, start crying.

You burned it on purpose.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We're gods.

This is a fine ship

Don't wait to be asked.

I am going to the funeral.

Get ready, or get out.

Please, stand.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You are so mean to me.

I have money.

I've reported it to mother.

It's giving me an error message.

You're a god.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I want that monkey out of my room!

He was unconscious when I found him.

Take this with you.

I'll wait here.

I can offer you a carrot.

This room is bugged.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I feel comfortable.

You're under arrest!

It's time to go to bed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You are an idiot.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

I volunteer myself!

Sound the alarm!

Did you eat yesterday?

You're cursed.

I can offer you a job.

I see you for who you are.

You can do this

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We need to eat.

Good grief!

This looks bad.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I want to tell you about the sandwich.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

Open your heart.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Your eyes have turned red.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I want you to be excitable.

Your ego is like a forest...

I want you to stop believing in me.

I have the poem.

You angel!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I never wanted this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.

I want you to marry me.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

You broke it.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're the same person.

A boy needs his own room.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Get ready to die.

You never take me seriously.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Hey, watch me leave.

It's giving me grief.

Leave it alone.

Take this and pray.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Give me the can opener.

No one can ever know the truth.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

We are despicable.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This room is unstable.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It was your fault that the train was late.

I'm special.

You made me cry on purpose.

Who left an icecream in the lobby?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Please, stop crying.

Can I make mistakes?

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I'm a ghost.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Just try not to cry

I love spring in America.

You need me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Sorry, I have to take this.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I feel tenacious.

I'm trying to open it.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Let's dance

I love you.

My love, it's beautiful.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Your face has turned stripey.

You're going down!

We need to play.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

When I was little, I wanted to be a miner.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I can't find my deer anywhere.

You found it.

I knew you could survive.

I know where you were.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.

Running for office is like eating bread...

I want you to hold me.

You are not my favourite.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I volunteer to eat it!

Am I under arrest, or not?

I have faith.

To every thing there is a season.

Hey, watch me dance.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want you to be dynamic.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I'm going to need a firefighter.

I'm insignificant.

Can I make it count?

I'm the worst torturer who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Leave it here.

Friendship is like a camera...

You are so kind to me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Did you fart just now?

I want to tell you about the Pepsi.

Take this for luck.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

It's giving me hope.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

No one can ever know that I like you

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Your face has turned red.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to look at me.

Throw me the skateboard.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

You won't find it.

I never felt so alone.

Get ready to run.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We need to break up.

You never listen.

I want that camel out of my life!

Please, don't touch that.

I have powers.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I want you to be tasteless.

I'm a god.

This is a fine mess

I'm weird.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.

A girl needs her friends.

You could never need me.

I am going to the grand opening.

I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?

When the party starts, start singing.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

My life is over.

Who left a soda in the lounge room?

It's almost over

Buying a house is like changing your underwear...

We're ghosts.

This looks odd.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Can I make a difference?

You are not my son.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

It's not working.

I should go to the police.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

My love, it's so juicy.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I can offer you a burger.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You devil!

You should ask your mother.

You never say what you're thinking.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Be better!

I'm the greatest fraudster who ever lived.

We're going to need a knife.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I want you to kill me.

Your eyes have turned brown.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I love spring in England.

I've reported it to the President.

We are ritualistic.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I feel angry.

I have the knife.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Am I dead, or not?

You dropped it.

Leave it outside.

You're going to need a shepherd.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I have a secret.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You're no good.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

How dare you laugh at me!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You fascinate me.

I'll sit on it.

This is a stick up.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I could never love you.

I can offer you a mojito.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I want you to be clear-headed.

Having a child is like cooking...

Alright, who left a teddy bear in the lounge room?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You should protect your father.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Let's eat

Open the door.

This looks nice.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to stop loving me.

We need to unite.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Your ears have turned blue.

I love summer in Germany.

I've reported it to the police.

Get ready to laugh.

You know it.

You never call me.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We've only got one option.

I have to tell you about the attic.

Did you fart this morning?

I can offer you a pickle.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the plane was late.

A boy needs money.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are my son.

Don't get too close.

It's not easy.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Leave it until morning.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Your nose has turned spotted.

You are outspoken.

Good night!

I know what to do.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

You should find your mother.

Throw me the wrench.

I want you to be abrasive.

I'll listen.

When the party starts, start crying.

You are so nice to me.

All's well that ends well

This room is haunted.

This looks peculiar.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Who left a chocolate milk in the dungeon?

Friendship is like a mountain...

I want that snail out of my car!

Please, don't take that.

You want it.

Be safe!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I should think about this.

I see you came prepared.

I volunteer to go!

I have the scroll.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm the worst gate-keeper on this planet

I can't find my soda anywhere.

I want you to inspire me.

I feel pathetic.

I am going to Christmas.

We're going to need a model.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I could never despise you.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

It was my fault that the crops died.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

We are energetic.

Can I make a yurt?

I'm no good.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

We've only got one hope.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I want that shark out of my room!

I never could make up my mind.

It's not safe.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I love winter in Brazil.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I want you to stop smelling me.

I have time.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I feel adventurous.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Dare to dream

I'm the greatest ventriloquist who ever lived.

We should start a business.

Who left a bunny in the waiting room?

Hey, watch me move.

I need to tell you about the chocolate milk.

This looks familiar.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I'm going to need a soldier.

My life means nothing.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

This room is shrinking.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

No rest for the wicked.

Open the window.

I'm trying to believe you.

We're crazy.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Someone's in here.

You will always love me.

Be careful!

How dare you look at me!

I've reported it to the press.

I am going to the party.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Can I make it easier?

You are a liar.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I never gave up hope.

We need to go.

Good morning!

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Did you fart last night?

We are presumptuous.

I feel selfish.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

I want that bird out of my house!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want you to stop questioning me.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're going to need a police officer.

I want you to be enigmatic.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Delivery!

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

Who left a screwdriver in the cell?

I'm going to need a hammer.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Throw it here.

Please, don't eat that.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We're insignificant.

You are so good to me.

You broke the vase on purpose.

It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

My love, it's so shiny.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

You are not my father.

I know what happened.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

Fear is like a forest...

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I love autumn in Spain.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

This looks suspicious.

You should listen to your father.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want that duck out of my house!

I am puritanical.

Give me the ball.

You monster!

You're a ghost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I have needs.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

I see you every day.

Open it here.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

It's giving me a headache.

Who left a candy-bar in the kitchen?

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a lot of money.

When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.

I can offer you an apple.

How much luck do you have?

Someone's coming this way.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I'm the only doctor on this planet

We should vote.

We're cursed.

Please, don't move.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I'm going to need a saw.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

Take the money and leave.

Love is like a camera...

I feel lonely.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

A girl needs her father.

Let's get it

You can't always get what you want.

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I love fall in Brazil.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Your nose has turned black.

Can I make art?

I want that fish out of my room!

I want you to read to me.

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