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Don't just stand there.
You broke it.
Can I make up a story?
You angel!
No one suspects a thing
We are punctual.
Open the door.
This looks nice.
I want you to listen to me.
My life matters.
Take the drink and go.
Throw it here.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You should ask your mother.
Be better!
Who left a bratwurst in the walk-in freezer?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I'm a god.
Let's play
Good grief!
You are an artist.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I've reported it to the President.
We're cursed.
I can't find my squirrel anywhere.
We're ghosts.
We need to help each other.
It's giving me hope.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have needs.
I can offer you a good price.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I love fall in Switzerland.
I am going to the wedding.
I see you have done this before.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Show me the ball.
I want that chicken out of my house!
You're coming with me!
This room is bugged.
I know math.
We've only got one life.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
This is a fine ship
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Delivery!
You are so mean to me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are the best person I have ever met.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I knew you could see it through.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You never stop to think.
I feel independent.
Your nose has turned purple.
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Can I make it right?
You are a twit.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Drop it here.
You should write to your mother.
I hate you.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Please, stop laughing.
I want you to stop me.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Open the curtains.
Get ready to run.
My life is cursed.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to stop tickling me.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I'm the worst social worker who ever lived.
How much time do you have?
Your cheeks have turned blue.
You're amazing!
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
We're going to need a zookeeper.
I am going to Easter.
Take this with water.
This looks great.
Hey, watch me dance.
Your ego is like a lake...
I volunteer myself!
Eating is all I can manage now.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I'm trying to forgive you.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You want me.
Why do you love me, so much?
Good luck!
Let's dance
We need to fight.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
We're the same person.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Darling, it's beautiful.
This room is haunted.
It's not tight enough.
A boy needs money.
Your tongue has turned green.
You made me cry on purpose.
Someone's in here.
I see you smiling.
When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.
Dating is like making bread...
Whoop-whoop.
I feel invulnerable.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It was your fault that the cat died.
This is the right time to be angry.
Take the piano and go.
Can I make music?
I have the letter.
Please, remain silent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Dammit, who left a saké in the lobby?
You devil!
You should write to your father.
My life means nothing.
You are a thief.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'll listen.
It's time to make lunch.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Let's drink
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Put it here.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
We've only got one option.
You never sing anymore.
I could never love you.
Open the bottle.
I want you to read to me.
I'm a ghost.
You hate me.
I have powers.
I'm alone in the universe.
I want you to be disappointed.
Actions speak louder than words.
Good morning!
You're going to need a can opener.
When the lights go out, start crying.
I'm trying to believe you.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Your lips have turned stripey.
It's giving me grief.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I'm the only imam on this planet
A boy needs his own room.
Just try not to cry
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
This looks peculiar.
Someone's locked the door.
I am going to the party.
This room is shrinking.
No one can ever know the truth.
I feel eager.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I have the poem.
Did you get lucky at work?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Show me the spoon.
I can offer you a water.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Get ready for this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Take the piano and die.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I love winter in Ireland.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
We're going to need a DJ.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I love you.
I want you to be terrible.
Okay, who left a bagel in the barn?
Please, wait here.
I volunteer to go!
Leave it until morning.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I see you are thinking.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Can I make a decision?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Sound the alarm!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want you to marry me.
I know who you are.
It's not open.
We are effeminate.
You know it.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Take this for luck.
You are not my daughter.
We're gods.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
My love, it's beautiful.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Just breathe
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'll wait here.
We're special.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Give it here.
Let's go
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
You are my father.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be decisive.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm going to need a saw.
I will always need you.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
Don't get too close.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
You will always love me.
Throw me the doll.
This is a stick up.
I have to tell you about the party.
I never felt so alone.
When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.
Get ready to die.
You should think about this.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm the worst make-up artist who ever lived.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
You monster!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I love summer in Japan.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Who left a guitar in the waiting room?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
It's not working.
You're really something!
I've reported it to mother.
You never do what I want.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Your face has turned spotted.
A boy needs discipline.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I'm going to need a mercenary.
You are a hero.
It's time to pack your bags.
Take this and pray.
I want to tell you about the guest room.
I feel heartbroken.
Take the money and die.
My love, it's delicious.
When the party starts, hide.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Love is like a river...
You deserve this
Hand me the pickle.
We've only got one bullet.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We need to play.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I can offer you an apple.
Eating is good for the soul.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I volunteer as tribute!
How dare you smile at me!
We're weird.
Leave it to the professionals.
Hey, watch me leave.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
You are not my conscience.
I want you to be stiff.
You are so good to me.
Fears are like chocolate...
I'm trying to win.
I am going to the grand opening.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
You should disown your mother.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Can I make it fun?
Be careful!
Take this with you.
I have faith.
You never smile.
You need it.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
We are stern.
It has to work
I'm going to need a scout.
Hand me the guitar.
I love winter in America.
You are a genius.
I never wanted this.
I want you to love me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I know what to do.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
It's your fault that the dog died.
My love, it's so shiny.
We need to make a plan.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You're magnificent.
Did you eat yesterday?
How dare you laugh at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I can offer you a kebab.
I'm the greatest veterinarian on this planet
I want you to stop following me.
I heard a noise coming from the closet.
You are my only hope.
I need to tell you about the kitchen.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I have a secret.
I want you to be tasteless.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
You're going to need a police officer.
This is the worst time to be here.
It's not yours.
We're going to need a knife.
I've reported it to the police.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I never really lived.
Ha-cha-cha.
You should listen to your father.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You're a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.
It's almost over
I'll be here, if you need me.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
We're no good.
Stop, in the name of love.
Make haste slowly.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I will always want you.
Leave it here.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
We've only got one hope.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I'm the worst pickpocket on this planet
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
This is a day to remember
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I see you know what to do.
I know the future.
Who left a bagel in the bedroom?
You are so kind to me.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I should hide.
You're crazy!
You love me.
Life is like a camera...
You should find your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
We're insignificant.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Good night!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It's time to go.
We are dedicated.
You're going to need a spoon.
I knew you could turn things around.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You never listen.
We need to open it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You're a ghost.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I have lost the will to live.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
I want you to look at me.
I'm trying to save you.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Be safe!
Don't ask any questions.
I can't find my deer anywhere.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm the greatest pharmacist who ever lived.
I want that goose out of my room!
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Someone's watching us.
Plug it in here.
I love summer in Germany.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Please, come closer.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I feel maternal.
Take the money and go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I want to tell you about the diplomat.
I can offer you a job.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
You are discreet.
I have the card.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I'm going to need a ninja.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I'll get it.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm lucky.
You should protect your mother.
You could never hate me.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Can I make a list?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm the only banker on this planet
You're going down!
We've only got one chance.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you about Friday.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Show me the can opener.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want that owl out of my car!
A boy needs his space.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Please, stop shouting.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You never say what you're thinking.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want you to stop smelling me.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a taxidermist.
Let's eat
It's time to go to bed.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I'm going to need a game show host.
I know what happened.
I have to tell you about the beggar.
Who left a Guinness in the kitchen?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are not my type.
I see you let yourself in.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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