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It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
You are an inspiration.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Be better!
You never smile.
We've only got one hope.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
How dare you look at me!
Did you get lucky just now?
I'm trying to forgive you.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
We need to open it.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.
This room is unstable.
I've reported it to the press.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
It has to work
I have the need, the need for speed.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Get ready to die.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
My life is a mystery.
You are my teacher.
I see you for who you are.
I'll wait here.
When the door opens, remain calm.
It's time to pack your bags.
A boy needs love.
You're crazy.
It's not mine.
Delivery!
No one can ever know the truth.
I can't find my smoothie anywhere.
I have needs.
Take this with water.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I have to tell you about the Gatorade.
Show me the teddy bear.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Darling, it's alive.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Take the drink and leave.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Good morning!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to love me.
Leave it here.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You monster!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
If you're done, we'll get started.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You want me.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I want that turtle out of my room!
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Why do you tease me, so much?
How dare you smile at me!
I feel comfortable.
I'm a god.
Your tongue has turned orange.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You made me cry on purpose.
Give it here.
Hey, watch me dance.
I am going to the party.
Freedom is like a beautiful melody...
I am vague.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're gods.
Let's watch TV!
Am I coming with you, or not?
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Patience is a virtue
You're going down!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It's not for sale.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fisher.
You are an artist.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I know what to do.
This is the right time to be here.
You are so good to me.
Can I make it count?
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I'm trying to care.
This looks suspicious.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Take this for luck.
Don't just stand there.
We need to eat.
Leave it alone.
Open the curtains.
Who left a Mountain Dew in the attic?
Good grief!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I have the gun.
We're insignificant.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs discipline.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
You will always love me.
We've only got one of these.
I'm the only missionary on this planet
You're going to need a lot of help.
You devil!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We're ghosts.
Whoop-whoop.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
You're going to need a magician.
Please, stay where you are.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I feel heroic.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
This room is haunted.
I'll help.
I want you to be selfish.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Give me the spoon.
Your nose has turned blue.
My love, it's so shiny.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Can I make popcorn?
My life is cursed.
You can't have it.
I know who you are.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are a handsome devil.
You are chummy.
Did you fart yesterday?
I can offer you a banana.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Take the drink and go.
I have lost the will to live.
Why do you love me, so much?
Time to shine
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
You never stop to think.
This looks odd.
I never gave up hope.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to hold me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I should pay the bill.
I'm a ghost.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I see you came prepared.
We need to fight.
I have the card.
You could never need me.
A girl needs her space.
Okay, who left a screwdriver in the bathroom?
Hand me the hot dog.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a tax collector.
I want you to be eloquent.
Good luck!
Don't fool around.
I love winter in England.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
Take this and pray.
I'm the only archaeologist who ever lived.
Sound the alarm!
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
You are not my conscience.
I'm going to need a fork.
It's not easy.
I will always need you.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I'm trying to understand.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Let's play
Someone's watching us.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I feel tenacious.
I never loved you.
I can offer you an espresso.
You angel!
Can I make promises?
Ha-cha-cha.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
We're alone in the universe.
Take the piano and leave.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Running for office is like making a salad...
Find some proof that I lied to you.
You're amazing!
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Am I dead, or not?
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to betray me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You are a hero.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Hey, watch me move.
You're a god.
Be careful!
Dancing is all I can manage now.
We need to help each other.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Your eyes have turned pink.
I knew you could open it.
It's not going to fit.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm the only nanny who ever lived.
I can't find my ant anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to be self-indulgent.
I'm going to need a chef.
We're going to need a can opener.
I know where you were.
I'll keep guard.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I could never want you.
I never could make up my mind.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
A girl needs boundaries.
I have time.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I am going to Easter.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I want that dinosaur out of my life!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
It's time to go.
We've only got one bullet.
Your eyes have turned blue.
You should make peace with your mother.
I volunteer to eat it!
Hey, watch me smile.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
I want you to kiss me.
You never listen.
I feel angry.
You're under arrest!
I'm going to need a gravedigger.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We're going to need a saw.
This is a fine ship
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Who left a kite in the kitchen?
I want you to be offended.
I'm the only violinist on this planet
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
I want that fish out of my life!
I want to tell you about the the escape-pod.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
My love, it's alive.
I have the time.
I could never need you.
I've reported it to the police.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
They know it was me
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Wealth is like a good book...
This looks bad.
I never wanted this.
You burned it on purpose.
Did you eat while I was away?
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I want you to help me.
I'm alone in the universe.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Please, be careful.
You're really something!
Someone's coming this way.
You are a poet.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to stop believing in me.
There are two sides to every question.
Let's get it
I feel tough.
No one can ever know that I like you
We've only got one chance.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You can have it.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Falling in love is like gardening...
Open your heart.
Good night!
Can I make magic?
I volunteer to go!
This is a day to remember
You despise me.
I love winter in Canada.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I never hurt anybody.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
You never do what I want.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
You are excited.
Take this with you.
I'm the only mobster who ever lived.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Winners don't quit
This is the right time to be amused.
It's not in.
I knew you could fix it.
Did you fart last night?
I want you to be predatory.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I've reported it to the President.
Please, remain silent.
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
How dare you laugh at me!
Who left a mojito in the laundry?
You are my love.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You want it.
You're going to need an artist.
I want that shark out of my house!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
This looks great.
Get ready to laugh.
We should go to the police.
I see you smiling.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You're going to need a hammer.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
A girl needs love.
Home is where the heart is.
I love autumn in England.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't get too close.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
We're the same person.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.
You should write to your father.
We need to stay.
I want you to be dishonest.
I'm the best detective on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Take the money and die.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
I'm cursed.
You are so mean to me.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Give me the pickle.
You should pay the bill.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I can't find my bear anywhere.
I feel messy.
I want you to stop following me.
I want to tell you about the party.
Your eyes have turned green.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Open sesame.
I never killed anyone.
I'm going to need an interpreter.
I know the future.
You're crazy!
Reading is good for the soul.
You are obnoxious.
I see you have done this before.
Who left a smoothie in the cell?
I'll open it.
You're going to need a can opener.
Don't wait to be asked.
This is the right time to be happy.
It's giving me a headache.
Did you fart while I was away?
When the bell rings, start crying.
I need to tell you about the wardrobe.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
My life is over.
We need to order pizza.
You should disown your mother.
I can offer you a soda.
I despise you.
We're cursed.
I have 20-20 vision.
I have the will.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Take the piano and go.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
You're going to need a pianist.
Your cheeks have turned white.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I'm the greatest rat catcher on this planet
I knew you could see it through.
Let's dance
I can offer you a job.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You need me.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
We've only got one life.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I feel deceitful.
Throw me the spring-roll.
You are a genius.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
We should think about this.
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
This is crazy
I see you know what to do.
Can I make a deal?
I want you to kill me.
Please, come in.
I'm going to need a shovel.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
It's not alive.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You're never going to get away with this!
I have the poem.
Stop, in the name of love.
This looks wrong.
I have a secret.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You lost it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
We need to play.
You're alone in the universe.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I can offer you a Heineken.
Fear is like a movie...
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Who left a guitar in the lounge room?
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want that octopus out of my life!
I'm going to need a lot of water.
Show me the bike.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I feel decadent.
My life means nothing.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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