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I can offer you a croissant.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Your ears have turned pink.
Put it here.
Your face has turned black.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Take this with water.
Let's eat
Leave it outside.
Darling, it's delicious.
I'm trying to help.
Someone's watching us.
I'm no good.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're the same person.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Take the money and die.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to kiss me.
Did you eat yesterday?
I volunteer to go!
I love spring in Canada.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
No one can ever know the truth.
I will always want you.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Good luck!
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I feel ridiculous.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
No one suspects a thing
Stop, in the name of the law.
I have a secret.
Please, be careful.
Be safe!
We're going to need a wrench.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I'm going to need a swimming coach.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You devil!
You could never need me.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I want you to be irreverent.
You want it.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I have the knife.
We need to close it.
I've reported it to the police.
I am going to the grand opening.
I need to tell you about the goddess.
This is a day to remember
I'm the only marine who ever lived.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
Throw me the chair.
I'll listen.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
You never take me seriously.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mortician.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to stop loving me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I'm trying to save you.
Someone's in here.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Can I make pizza?
If you don't want it, put it back.
I see you know what to do.
Who left a dolphin in the guest room?
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You should ask for more money.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have to tell you about Christmas.
We're alone in the universe.
You are so good to me.
I feel tough.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
It's not appropriate.
Time to shine
Please, lie down.
I'm going to need a senator.
Delivery!
This looks great.
Leave it here.
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
It's giving me a headache.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Your nose has turned pink.
Open it here.
I want that fly out of my life!
It's time to pack your bags.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I'm a ghost.
I can offer you a job.
You are an inspiration.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Let's get it
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I've reported it to the President.
Your lips have turned grey.
My life matters.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I'm the best chemist on this planet
We need to order pizza.
I want you to be abrasive.
Good morning!
We should quit.
You are foolish.
How dare you laugh at me!
Get ready to dance.
You are so mean to me.
I see you every day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
This room is shrinking.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Who left a juice in the stable?
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm going to need a wrench.
Someone's locked the door.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
Open the window.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I knew you could see it through.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I have time.
I'll get it.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You can have it.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You never have time for me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Take the money and go.
Can I make out?
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
You're going down!
Take this for luck.
We should start a business.
You are not my father.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You're a ghost.
Let's drink
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am going to Christmas.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm the best clown who ever lived.
Your nose has turned purple.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You hate me.
It's not dead.
I know more than you realise.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
A boy needs his father.
Show me the teddy bear.
We've only got one of these.
I want you to be patriotic.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Dare to dream
Hey, watch me smile.
I want you to betray me.
You are my everything.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You should listen to your father.
This is a fine mess
I have the poem.
Wisdom is like a camera...
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I'm alone in the universe.
Did you get lucky at work?
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
You are so nice to me.
Open the door.
I never loved you.
Take the money and leave.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This room is bugged.
I need to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.
Leave it to the professionals.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Can I make peace?
I love summer in England.
Be better!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I can't find my Budweiser anywhere.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
You broke the vase on purpose.
It was my fault that the label came off.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Let's watch the game
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
I volunteer to eat it!
Show me the ukulele.
I could never love you.
Give it here.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You're going to pay!
This looks familiar.
You are a godsend.
Who left a tiger in the guest room?
You lost it.
This is the worst time to be amused.
How dare you smile at me!
I am going to the party.
I heard a voice coming from the chapel.
You will always despise me.
Make hay while the sun shines.
I'm the worst factory worker who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Bravery is like a violin...
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I want you to inspire me.
I can offer you a burger.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I know what happened.
You monster!
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Your lips have turned spotted.
You should find your father.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
No one can ever know that I like you
Sound the alarm!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I love winter in Brazil.
Get ready to run.
Take the drink and go.
We're going to need a marine.
I have needs.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I have the card.
We need to make better decisions.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Just try not to cry
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I want you to be threatened.
Open the bottle.
A girl needs her own room.
I never gave up hope.
You are an artist.
I should go to the police.
I've reported it to the press.
This looks odd.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I'm going to need a fork.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I volunteer as tribute!
Be careful!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to kill me.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
I'm insignificant.
When I was little, I wanted to be an editor.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's not working.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I am going to Easter.
This room is haunted.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Throw me the ukulele.
Who left a wrench in the bedroom?
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Can I make love?
I can offer you a milkshake.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
You never listen.
Don't just stand there.
I can't find my bunny anywhere.
I see you for who you are.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
I have to tell you about the programmer.
We need to help each other.
You're never going to get away with this!
Your tongue has turned blue.
I am shortsighted.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want that frog out of my house!
You should call your mother.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
We're ghosts.
Whoop-whoop.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You know it.
We've only got one bullet.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
A boy needs his mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
When the bell rings, hide.
Please, stand.
I'm the only bonecarver who ever lived.
You are not my conscience.
Can I make dumplings?
You're a god.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I feel frightened.
Show no mercy
Get ready for this.
We're no good.
It was my fault that the train was late.
You are my favourite.
You should vote.
Your lips have turned orange.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
All you need is love.
Let's dance
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
I have lost the will to live.
Dying is like doing the dishes...
He was unconscious when I found him.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take this with you.
I'll watch.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
We need to make out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Take the piano and die.
I could never hate you.
I know who you are.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You found it.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Someone's coming this way.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to be ridiculous.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
My love, it's delicious.
I never could make up my mind.
It was your fault that the icecream melted.
Good night!
Who left a Fanta in the outhouse?
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
We've only got one hope.
I love summer in Ireland.
You should make peace with your mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
You're coming with me!
It's not in.
I want that squirrel out of my room!
I'm the best evangelist on this planet
I want you to cook for me.
It's time to go to bed.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I want to tell you about the piña colada.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Okay. Just do what I do.
When the party starts, start singing.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Show me the can opener.
Leave it until morning.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
You are my mother.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Did you eat today?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to be understanding.
You could never want me.
Your lips have turned blue.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I feel guilty.
I'm going to need a spoon.
A girl needs money.
I want you to stop following me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sailor.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
It's not the right size.
I want that whale out of my car!
You need it.
You're no good.
You're amazing!
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
This is a fine ship
I'm the only graphic artist who ever lived.
You are an idiot.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I am subtle.
We're gods.
I need to tell you about Monday.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Am I coming with you, or not?
I love spring in India.
I volunteer myself!
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Hope is like a picnic in the park...
You're going to need a lawyer.
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Please, make yourself comfortable.
We should pay the bill.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Let's play
We need to stop.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I want that raccoon out of my life!
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pickpocket.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Plug it in here.
Who left a guitar in the lounge room?
No one can ever know that I survived.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
It's giving me an error message.
I need to tell you about the burger.
It's now or never
I can offer you a beer.
I want you to be procrastinating.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I have to tell you about Easter.
Get ready, or get out.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
We are regimental.
I have money.
You will always hate me.
I feel indecisive.
Your tongue has turned red.
Can I make up a story?
I want you to marry me.
I love fall in Brazil.
A boy needs money.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Please, give up while you can.
I'm going to need a shovel.
You're under arrest!
You're special.
I can offer you a good price.
You are my love.
Leave it alone.
We should ask for more money.
It's time to brush your teeth.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have to tell you about the the windmill.
Take the drink and die.
Fear is like a camera...
You never smile.
Darling, it's dead.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You're going to need a dentist.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Stop, in the name of love.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
Did you fart today?
When I was little, I wanted to be a sheepshearer.
I feel elated.
I am opportunistic.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
There's no smoke without fire.
All's well that ends well
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Am I dead, or not?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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