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We're ghosts.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Am I dead, or not?

Cooking is good for the soul.

I can offer you an apple.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cartoonist.

You are so good to me.

Be yourself!

A girl needs discipline.

I'm the greatest spy who ever lived.

Power is like a mountain...

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Let's watch the game

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

We need to make a plan.

My life is a mystery.

It's giving me a headache.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You monster!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

This is a fine ship

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You burned it on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I'm going to need a wrench.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

You are a twit.

I need to tell you about the cocktail.

I want you to be desolate.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

No one can ever know what we did.

We're special.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're going to need a cheesemaker.

I want that shark out of my room!

We've only got one option.

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I love fall in India.

I see you every day.

I volunteer to go!

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want to tell you about Friday.

You never have time for me.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Someone's locked the door.

This looks interesting.

It's time to go.

I've reported it to the President.

Who left a chair in the barn?

Put it here.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Good grief!

I am principled.

It's almost over

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Hand me the spoon.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We need to close it.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Take this for luck.

You need it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I feel humble.

You are not my type.

Please, stand.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to inspire me.

I have the scroll.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

Did you fart yesterday?

When I was little, I wanted to be a director.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I know where you were.

We've only got one bullet.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I never listened.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Get ready to laugh.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Let's eat

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's not working.

I'm going to need a shaman.

I want that turtle out of my car!

You will always hate me.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Don't wait to be asked.

We're the same person.

Open the window.

You are my reason for living.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

I'm the worst firefighter who ever lived.

Be careful!

I can offer you a sandwich.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are a hero.

Still waters run deep.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Give me the croissant.

Good luck!

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Leave it to the professionals.

I need to tell you about Monday.

This looks odd.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I feel elated.

Can I make it fun?

Your eyes have turned green.

I'm a ghost.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want you to hold me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Why do you love me, so much?

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

How dare you look at me!

You never call me.

I'll help.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

Take this and pray.

You made me cry on purpose.

You know it.

We should think about this.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You're never going to get away with this!

I want that seagull out of my house!

You devil!

You're going to need a knife.

It's not going to fit.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Take the piano and leave.

Who left a spoon in the dining room?

Don't fool around.

When I was little, I wanted to be an entrepreneur.

I know who you are.

I'm crazy.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Falling in love is like writing a memo...

Your nose has turned white.

You should find your father.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

My love, it's delicious.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

No one suspects a thing

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Let's drink

I love spring in Brazil.

Hey, watch me move.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I am going to Christmas.

Stop, in the name of love.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

Good morning!

Open your heart.

I heard weeping coming from the cloakroom.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a gladiator.

We are hostile.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I feel strong.

I see you let yourself in.

This room is haunted.

You're crazy!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I never killed anyone.

I can't find my duck anywhere.

My life matters.

Get ready to die.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I want that penguin out of my house!

I have powers.

You should vote.

I have the knife.

I'm trying to win.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You are a handsome devil.

Someone's watching us.

I've reported it to Interpol.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Let's get it

Take this with water.

When the party starts, remain calm.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Be safe!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Leave it here.

Hand me the ukulele.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Please, come closer.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

It's your fault that the dog died.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You're a god.

Give it here.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I'm magnificent.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I feel hurt.

I have to tell you about the chocolate milkshake.

I know the future.

I want you to love me.

How dare you smile at me!

No one can ever know that I like you

I heard a sound coming from the conservatory.

I'll be here, if you need me.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the hole.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Love is like a picnic at the beach...

Your tongue has turned grey.

Your cheeks have turned red.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

You should listen to your mother.

I'm the greatest fortune-teller who ever lived.

I can offer you an ale.

You fascinate me.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Don't just stand there.

I volunteer to eat it!

If you're done, we'll get started.

This room is bugged.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

We've only got one chance.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You are an idiot.

Someone's in here.

I could never need you.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

I have 20-20 vision.

Did you eat this morning?

Cooking is all I can manage now.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I want you to be courageous.

When I was little, I wanted to be a choreographer.

I want that spider out of my house!

We need to unite.

This is a fine mess

We're gods.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

We're insignificant.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Am I under arrest, or not?

I know more than you realise.

My love, it's so shiny.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

I'll listen.

Your face has turned spotted.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

This looks peculiar.

I love winter in India.

I want you to marry me.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

We're going to need a spoon.

It's now or never

You could never fascinate me.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You won't find it.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Take the money and go.

Whoop-whoop.

You should protect your father.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

You should hide.

Someone's coming this way.

I knew you could turn things around.

I never gave up hope.

You never smile.

Success is like a picnic at the beach...

I want you to stop looking at me.

You're under arrest!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Laughing is good for the soul.

I want you to be flamboyant.

You are a liar.

Sound the alarm!

You are orderly.

You are so nice to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Throw me the ball.

This is a day to remember

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Be better!

I want that horse out of my room!

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I'm the greatest beautician who ever lived.

I can offer you a cracker.

I feel weird.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You are my only hope.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I need you.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I have time.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

We're lucky.

Your face has turned pink.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

When the lights go out, hide.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

This looks suspicious.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Did you eat just now?

Can I make a stand?

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.

A girl needs money.

Hey, watch me dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

Knitting is good for the soul.

Your ears have turned white.

You are not my favourite.

Take the piano and go.

I want you to stop loving me.

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to kiss me.

It's not alive.

I can't find my wine anywhere.

Please, stop doing that.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I've reported it to the press.

Leave it outside.

Throw me the spatula.

You're lucky.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

This room is shrinking.

You're going to need a lot of money.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Get ready for this.

I am going to the party.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I'm the worst executioner on this planet

I want you to be dutiful.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You lost it.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You should call your father.

I know what to do.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

We're going to need a chef.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Did you get lucky just now?

Delivery!

You will always fascinate me.

I love spring in Canada.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I could never despise you.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

Good night!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

A boy needs his mother.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Just try not to cry

Open the bottle.

When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You angel!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make medicine?

Hand me the chicken wing.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Speak as you find.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I want that cat out of my car!

We need to help each other.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Who left a hot dog in the office?

I'm trying to save you.

My life means nothing.

I want you to be inert.

I am going to the wedding.

You are so kind to me.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

The first thing to consider is safety.

How much money do you have?

Your tongue has turned blue.

I'm the greatest archer who ever lived.

You could never need me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are not my father.

I love summer in France.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You are my sunshine.

We should ask for more money.

You are fawning.

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

We're going to need a hammer.

I feel optimistic.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Please, stay where you are.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Walls have ears.

Can I make friends?

I never could make up my mind.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Throw it here.

I've reported it to the police.

You broke it.

We need to open it.

I'm lucky.

Alright, who left a spoon in the bathroom?

I need to tell you about the party.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Throw me the bratwurst.

I have the gun.

This room is unstable.

I need to tell you about the the fort.

Hey, watch me leave.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You never take me seriously.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

My life is over.

I'm going to need a chef.

I volunteer as tribute!

I feel inferior.

It's time to go to bed.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I never wanted to die.

Home is where the heart is.

You want it.

I want you to look at me.

I see you have done this before.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

A boy needs boundaries.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

When the door opens, start crying.

You should protect your mother.

Open the curtains.

Take this with you.

You are not my daughter.

You're magnificent.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

You are an inspiration.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You need me.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

I want that porcupine out of my life!

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

No one can ever know that I survived.

Let's dance

You crashed the car on purpose.

Open it here.

Ha-cha-cha.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

This looks wrong.

I'll watch.

My life is cursed.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

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