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It's giving me grief.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Can I make a pact?

I know who you are.

He was unconscious when I found him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I have 20-20 vision.

Someone's in here.

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You need it.

Take the piano and go.

It's not easy.

We are fraudulent.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I am going to Christmas.

Delivery!

Hey, watch me move.

How dare you look at me!

Be yourself!

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I'm a ghost.

Stop, in the name of love.

We should go to the police.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I'm the best cartoonist who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You are my teacher.

You never listen.

Whoop-whoop.

I'll listen.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Get ready to die.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I never wanted this.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

This is the worst time to be happy.

This looks great.

I want that tiger out of my car!

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I have the knife.

Who left a ball in the sauna?

I love spring in Brazil.

We need to play.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You're magnificent.

I feel odd.

Life is like a beautiful melody...

You made me cry on purpose.

Did you get lucky this morning?

We're going to need a wrench.

This is a stick up.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You're never going to get away with this!

Leave it to the professionals.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

I want you to help me.

Take the drink and leave.

Can I make magic?

A boy needs confidence.

Throw it here.

We're ghosts.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I know the future.

Let's watch the game

You monster!

I want you to stop blaming me.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You can have it.

I will always love you.

You will always love me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Your ears have turned red.

I'll get it.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Open your heart.

This looks peculiar.

I want that fox out of my car!

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Someone's having a bad day.

You should ask your father.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

I never could make up my mind.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are so good to me.

My life means nothing.

I'm the worst chemist who ever lived.

I want you to be beautiful.

We're going to need a scientist.

No one suspects a thing

Your tongue has turned black.

You never sing anymore.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

You're under arrest!

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I need to tell you about the biologist.

Leave it outside.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I feel brave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Can I make the team?

I am going to the party.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a whiskey.

Did you fart last night?

I have the need, the need for speed.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I'm going to need a shovel.

Hey, watch me leave.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I have faith.

This room is haunted.

I want you to stop following me.

It's giving me an error message.

Plug it in here.

Open the curtains.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

No one can ever know that you survived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

You could never hate me.

I know more than you realise.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Don't just stand there.

Someone's listening.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You are a genius.

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is the right time to be here.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I never wanted to die.

Take this with water.

Get ready, or get out.

I want you to be educated.

Hand me the knife.

Let's play

We're the same person.

Be careful!

I'm magnificent.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I should ask for more money.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

This looks edible.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

You never smile.

Good grief!

You know it.

It's time to make lunch.

I feel helpless.

I will always need you.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You are my sunshine.

It's going to be okay

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is a fine ship

We're going to need a can opener.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to inspire me.

Take the drink and die.

You are so kind to me.

I want that shark out of my house!

A boy needs his father.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Can I make promises?

We need to stop.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I see you know what to do.

You are an artist.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

This room is shrinking.

I can offer you a burger.

Crime is like a party...

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

How much money do you have?

Show me the kite.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

I'm the worst bodyguard on this planet

You will always need me.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

You're going to need a soldier.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Let's get it

It's not appropriate.

I love winter in Japan.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

Running for office is like tidying your room...

I'm a god.

Don't wait to be asked.

You should listen to your mother.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

We're cursed.

I want you to love me.

We should think about this.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I want that rat out of my room!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Take the piano and leave.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's time to pack your bags.

Who left an iced tea in the library?

Be better!

I want you to be bored.

Take this with you.

I have money.

This looks suspicious.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is a fine mess

You lost it.

We are deceitful.

You are not my conscience.

Your face has turned orange.

Can I make fudge?

I heard a sound coming from the waiting room.

You are a liar.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

This room is unstable.

I feel timid.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

My life matters.

Why do you love me, so much?

When I was little, I wanted to be a tattooist.

I love autumn in Ireland.

We're going to need a fork.

I have the time.

I know where you were.

A girl needs confidence.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Good morning!

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I see you are thinking.

Hand me the chair.

Am I dead, or not?

I want that scorpion out of my house!

I've reported it to the police.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Freedom is like a guitar...

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I volunteer as tribute!

Let's dance

It's your fault that the dog died.

Get ready for this.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You are a godsend.

You should write to your mother.

I'm weird.

It's time to go to bed.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

Take the money and go.

We've only got one of these.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

It's not tight enough.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

We are monstrous.

You never say what you're thinking.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm the worst shoemaker who ever lived.

You could never fascinate me.

Patience is a virtue

Hey, watch me dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

My life is cursed.

Did you fart this morning?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

How dare you smile at me!

I knew you could see it through.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Leave it alone.

I have the will.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Your lips have turned pink.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I want you to clean up after me.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Open the bottle.

Dying is like turning on a light-switch...

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Sound the alarm!

I never felt so alone.

We need to break up.

I feel forgetful.

I see you have done this before.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

You angel!

You are not my son.

Someone's coming this way.

No one can ever know what we did.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

You could never despise me.

Failure is like a picnic in the park...

Dare to dream

I'm going to need a physicist.

We've only got one hope.

I'm the greatest blacksmith who ever lived.

Please, don't drink that.

Can I make a mess?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

We're going to need a lot of friends.

You never call me.

You're insignificant.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I volunteer to go!

I want to tell you about the the fort.

Good night!

How dare you laugh at me!

It's not right.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I have needs.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I have the gun.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I love fall in Switzerland.

Give me the can opener.

Be safe!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I could never despise you.

I feel invulnerable.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to stop tricking me.

We need to fight.

It was your fault that the wig came off.

Who left a muffin in the corridor?

I want you to look at me.

When the lights go out, start singing.

This looks odd.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Reading is good for the soul.

I can offer you an icecream.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Good fences make good neighbours.

Open the door.

You devil!

You are not my father.

I'm going to need a scout.

Dying is like eating a salad...

Your ears have turned black.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You should call your mother.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are a handsome devil.

I'm the only photographer on this planet

We're gods.

Someone's watching us.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I want to tell you about the demon.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Take this and pray.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Can I make friends?

You found it.

I'll help.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.

We are hurt.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.

I'm going to need a knife.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I want that wolf out of my house!

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're going down!

I will always despise you.

You are my favourite.

I love winter in America.

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I can't find my zebra anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

You should find your mother.

I want you to be powerless.

It's now or never

Why do you tease me, so much?

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Your lips have turned stripey.

It's giving me hope.

Throw me the spoon.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

You burned it on purpose.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Please, stop shouting.

Can I make it happen?

This is the perfect time to be here.

I'm the greatest tailor on this planet

Find some proof that he tricked you.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're a god.

It's not ready.

You're coming with me!

We need to make a plan.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.

This looks interesting.

I'll keep guard.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Who left a deer in the basement?

Don't get too close.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I love spring in England.

You never do what I want.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

We should ask for more money.

I can offer you a good price.

Good luck!

If you're done, we'll get started.

I'm going to need a hairdresser.

I want you to listen to me.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

This is a day to remember

I want that bird out of my house!

I need to tell you about the Guinness.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

We've only got one option.

Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...

It's giving me a headache.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I am going to Easter.

I'm going to need a fork.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Please, don't eat that.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I feel humiliated.

You can't have it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

It's not mine.

I want you to be unsentimental.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

This is the right time to be afraid.

I want you to hold me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Truth will out.

I can offer you a Fanta.

Hey, watch me smile.

We are witty.

You should write to your father.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Hand me the celery stick.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You never have time for me.

Give it here.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You should go to the police.

Who left a teddy bear in the corridor?

Someone's locked the door.

I need you.

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