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Dammit, who left a teddy bear in the outhouse?

Show me the spatula.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Why do you tease me, so much?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.

I see you let yourself in.

You're going to need an astronaut.

Get ready, or get out.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are so mean to me.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I've reported it to the press.

We're gods.

I want you to inspire me.

I volunteer to go!

It's not ready.

Leave it until morning.

I have the time.

Your fears are like chocolate...

I knew you could survive.

Good grief!

Just try not to cry

You should call your father.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can offer you a job.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You never have time for me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

If you're done, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

This is a day to remember

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I know what happened.

I feel competitive.

Delivery!

I'll keep guard.

My life is over.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Open the window.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

We need to close it.

I have 20-20 vision.

Sorry, I have to take this.

It was my fault that the crops died.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Please, stay where you are.

Take the drink and go.

Take this with you.

I love winter in China.

I'm the best cook who ever lived.

You are my daughter.

You devil!

I volunteer myself!

You crashed the car on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You're under arrest!

Let's go

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

I am closed off.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

It's time to go to bed.

A girl needs confidence.

Someone's locked the door.

Throw me the bike.

You are so good to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Who left a chair in the lounge room?

This looks bad.

No one can ever know what we did.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Did you fart today?

Get ready to laugh.

You are a twit.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

We're the same person.

It's not the right size.

You're a god.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You could never despise me.

I want to tell you about Easter.

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

I never killed anyone.

I know where you were.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want you to listen to me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Open your heart.

I see you are thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

You're magnificent.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Why do you love me, so much?

I've reported it to Interpol.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You are my favourite.

I am going to the wedding.

This is a fine ship

I love spring in Antarctica.

We're going to need a model.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I want you.

It's time to pack your bags.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You should make peace with your mother.

You broke the vase on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gate-keeper.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Please, look at me.

I want that puppy out of my house!

You are not my daughter.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

This looks suspicious.

Leave it here.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are an inspiration.

Someone's listening.

Let's get it

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Take the money and leave.

Ha-cha-cha.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I know the future.

Dating is like applying for a job...

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm a god.

It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.

You need it.

It's not open.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

This room is unstable.

The show must go on.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Darling, it's alive.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You're going to need a spoon.

You're really something!

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Open the door.

I want you to kill me.

Can I make babies?

Don't get too close.

I'll listen.

You love me.

I never wanted to die.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm the only welder who ever lived.

I see you smiling.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

A girl needs money.

No one can ever know that you survived.

How dare you smile at me!

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I could never hate you.

You are heartbroken.

Get ready to dance.

We're special.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Hey, watch me smile.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Be careful!

I want you to be vulnerable.

I am going to the funeral.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I've reported it to mother.

We should ask for more money.

You're going to need a hammer.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Stop, in the name of love.

No one can ever know the truth.

You're a ghost.

Give me the saw.

I can offer you a fishcake.

Take the money and go.

My love, it's so expensive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I want you to help me.

My life matters.

It's giving me an error message.

I see you came prepared.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

You found it.

I love summer in Antarctica.

We're ghosts.

We've only got one life.

You should make peace with your father.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Let's play

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Sound the alarm!

This looks interesting.

I have a secret.

I've reported it to the police.

I am going to Easter.

This is a fine mess

Get ready to die.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

Did you eat last night?

No one can ever know that I was here.

Dammit, who left an umbrella in the corridor?

I want that monkey out of my life!

I bet you know why I'm here.

I am willful.

I feel worried.

We need to go.

Give it here.

You are my teacher.

They know it was me

I can offer you a chicken wing.

Leave it outside.

You never do what I want.

I'm crazy.

How much influence do you have?

Am I coming with you, or not?

We're going to need a lot of glue.

A boy needs his own room.

Beauty is only skin deep.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

Good luck!

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I'm the best swordsmith on this planet

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You will always despise me.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

We've only got one chance.

I know math.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I want to tell you about the the palace.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I never gave up hope.

You are my son.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You are so nice to me.

My love, it's so juicy.

We need to help each other.

I knew you could live like this.

Please, stop smoking.

Can I make dessert?

We're going to need a can opener.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Throw me the banana.

I'll wait here.

I love winter in India.

I am going to the party.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I will always need you.

Your ears have turned pink.

Crime is like a violin...

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

My life means nothing.

You never listen.

I have the knife.

Did you get lucky today?

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You are an artist.

Learning is like opening a gift...

Find some proof that she tricked you.

It's going to be okay

Someone's watching us.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

This is a stick up.

You're amazing!

I'm alone in the universe.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm the only sleuth who ever lived.

Be better!

No one can ever know how we did it.

Take the drink and leave.

I know what to do.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

It's time to make lunch.

You won't find it.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

It's not easy.

You are resentful.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're going to need a police officer.

Open the bottle.

Can I make the team?

You are not my mother.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I love fall in Spain.

You are my everything.

Your face has turned blue.

Throw me the guitar.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

It's giving me a headache.

I feel youthful.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

This looks wrong.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

I'm going to need a saw.

Patience is a virtue

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Get ready to run.

I have powers.

I want that kitten out of my car!

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

I have the gun.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

This room is shrinking.

We're no good.

Someone's coming this way.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You hate me.

Be safe!

I want you to be honorable.

I'm the best marine on this planet

Plug it in here.

I want to tell you about the vampire.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I'm trying to believe you.

You should write to your mother.

You monster!

Can I make it worse?

A boy needs his friends.

Leave it alone.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You are resourceful.

It's not yours.

I'll watch.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to cook for me.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

This looks peculiar.

I see you know what to do.

You never stop to think.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

No one can ever know that I like you

I'm a ghost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I feel keen.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I love autumn in France.

You can't have it.

You should ask your father.

I have time.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You're never going to get away with this!

We need to order pizza.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You are so kind to me.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Take the drink and die.

My life is cursed.

I can offer you an ale.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Don't upset your father, not now.

I'm the worst astronaut on this planet

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I want you to be gracious.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

You are my sunshine.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm trying to help.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You angel!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Your nose has turned grey.

I need to tell you about the gorgon.

Take this with water.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We're going to need a judge.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Open it here.

Whoop-whoop.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I volunteer as tribute!

I feel independent.

Good night!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Don't just stand there.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Please, stop crying.

You're going to need a shovel.

I should ask for more money.

Can I make promises?

You never call me.

Take the money and die.

I want you to be steady.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

We need to stop.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

It's your fault that the label came off.

I'm the worst spy on this planet

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This looks edible.

I never loved you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

A girl needs love.

Reality is like a picnic at the beach...

I want to tell you about the merlot.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Show me the kebab.

We're going to need a florist.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I'll get it.

I love fall in Brazil.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

I'm magnificent.

I can offer you a good price.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

Fears are like chocolate...

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We should go to the police.

No one will ever know

This is the worst time to be angry.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Please, listen to me.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I have lost the will to live.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Who left a shovel in the lobby?

Silence is golden.

I'm the only carver who ever lived.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I want that crocodile out of my car!

I could never need you.

You are not my conscience.

You are my father.

Be yourself!

It's time to brush your teeth.

When the lights go out, hide.

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