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You're cursed.

I'm the worst linguist on this planet

I want to tell you about Sunday.

It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.

We're going to need a chemist.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You monster!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Open your heart.

I want you to be airy.

I'm trying to help.

It's not going to fit.

A boy needs boundaries.

I can offer you a Fanta.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Good morning!

Be yourself!

I want you to inspire me.

Take the drink and go.

No one suspects a thing

I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.

You're a ghost.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I've reported it to the President.

Leave it here.

We're ghosts.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I volunteer myself!

Get ready to laugh.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Don't fool around.

You dropped it.

You are not my daughter.

Your lips have turned grey.

Leave it outside.

Throw me the hot dog.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

When the door opens, remain calm.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Hey, watch me smile.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Please, tell me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

This looks odd.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You are my teacher.

I have the card.

You should call your mother.

Why do you hate me, so much?

We should pay the bill.

I have money.

This is a day to remember

This room is shrinking.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I know what to do.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Someone's coming this way.

You made me cry on purpose.

We need to help each other.

You will always need me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a criminal.

Be careful!

You are so kind to me.

We're no good.

I am insightful.

It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.

Good luck!

I'm the only broker who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I am going to the grand opening.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

Take the piano and die.

Open sesame.

I want you to be complacent.

It's giving me hope.

I'm a god.

You never have time for me.

It has to work

I want you to love me.

No one can ever know how we did it.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I volunteer to eat it!

A boy needs his grandfather.

Let's eat

You angel!

Can I make music?

It's time to go.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I want to tell you about the water.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

We're the same person.

You need it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

This is a fine mess

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I can offer you a beer.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

I love summer in France.

It's not heavy.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Who left a chipmunk in the wardrobe?

Dancing is good for the soul.

My life matters.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

This looks nice.

I want that monkey out of my house!

It's your fault that the cat died.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

I've reported it to the press.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I know who you are.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

We need to break up.

Sound the alarm!

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Good grief!

I want you to be individualistic.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm the best engineer who ever lived.

I feel guilty.

Your tongue has turned red.

Take the piano and leave.

I have 20-20 vision.

You are frisky.

I knew you could make up your mind.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

You could never fascinate me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

We're insignificant.

I could never love you.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Throw me the umbrella.

Let's dance

I have the scroll.

You never take me seriously.

You are my daughter.

I can offer you a good price.

You want it.

This room is bugged.

Don't ask any questions.

You burned it on purpose.

Wisdom is like a beautiful song...

Why do you tease me, so much?

Get ready to die.

I'm going to need a dancer.

You're going to need a fork.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You are so good to me.

I want you to stop me.

You're under arrest!

Am I dead, or not?

Leave it to the professionals.

Take this for luck.

I never gave up hope.

I've reported it to mother.

Dammit, who left a doll in the outhouse?

You should find your mother.

Did you get lucky at work?

Can I make dessert?

We're gods.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

You are not my son.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Take the money and leave.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I have the will.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

I am going to Easter.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I love winter in England.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

A boy needs his space.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Someone's locked the door.

Why do you love me, so much?

I love you.

I'll sit on it.

This is a stick up.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I know the future.

I want you to marry me.

I have to tell you about the air traffic controller.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I knew you could open it.

Open it here.

We're crazy.

Please, stop crying.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I never wanted to die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Open the bottle.

I want you to be amiable.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Dying is like turning on a light-switch...

I feel energetic.

We've only got one hope.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

We're going to need a hammer.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You should pay the bill.

I see you came prepared.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

You will always hate me.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

How dare you smile at me!

I am discourteous.

This is the right time to be here.

Throw me the knife.

You are my sunshine.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Can I make sandwiches?

It's giving me an error message.

Delivery!

A boy needs discipline.

It's not alive.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Hey, watch me dance.

Please, don't take that.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

You should find your father.

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

I bet you know why I'm going.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

No one can ever know what we did.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You are a handsome devil.

All you need is love.

I can offer you an apple.

Leave it alone.

I want that squirrel out of my house!

We need to play.

You're amazing!

I love summer in Antarctica.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to clean up after me.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I'm the greatest fashion designer who ever lived.

I see you know what to do.

I am going to Christmas.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Take this and pray.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You deserve this

You should go to the police.

Your nose has turned blue.

I have faith.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

We're going to need a lot of money.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Get ready, or get out.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You could never need me.

Please, give up while you can.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Can I make an impression?

You're going to need an evangelist.

How dare you laugh at me!

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Put it here.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Open the window.

My life is over.

Give me the slice of pizza.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You should write to your father.

You're going down!

Okay, who left a lamb in the wardrobe?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I feel liberated.

I knew you could survive.

I will always hate you.

I have to tell you about the outhouse.

You're alone in the universe.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I can offer you an icecream.

It's not right.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I love summer in England.

I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.

Take this with you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

A girl needs her mother.

I have needs.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I want you to be satisfied.

Please, wait here.

I can offer you a job.

We need to stay.

We are vacuous.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Maybe no one will notice

I'm the greatest deputy who ever lived.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This looks great.

My life means nothing.

Hand me the carrot.

Can I make friends?

You are my favourite.

You know it.

I want that horse out of my room!

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I'm a ghost.

Don't wait to be asked.

You will always want me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

I can offer you a croissant.

You crashed the car on purpose.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I'm alone in the universe.

Drop it here.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You never listen.

You're going to need a wrench.

I volunteer to go!

I want to tell you about Friday.

Did you fart at work?

Find some proof that she deceived you.

We're going to need a conductor.

I can't find my spider anywhere.

This is the right time to be angry.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I heard laughter coming from the studio.

A girl needs her friends.

You are a twit.

I never killed anyone.

I love autumn in Brazil.

You are so mean to me.

My life is cursed.

This room is haunted.

You can do this

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Leave it until morning.

This looks peculiar.

You're never going to get away with this!

Please, stop shouting.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

I am pained.

You should listen to your father.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I see you have done this before.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

You are my love.

Open the door.

I want that monkey out of my car!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

I want you to be fanciful.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Darling, it's dead.

You can have it.

I'm the worst mobster on this planet

Who left a sandwich in the lobby?

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

We're going to need a terrorist.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I can't find my penguin anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

You're a god.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I can offer you an ale.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I love summer in Switzerland.

Show me the apple.

I want you to help me.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Take this with water.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I'm cursed.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I feel alone.

Don't just stand there.

Hey, watch me move.

Take the drink and die.

I've reported it to the police.

I should hide.

How dare you look at me!

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Less said, soon mended.

You are an inspiration.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Please, come closer.

It's time to pack your bags.

I am self-sufficent.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are so nice to me.

I want you to be thievish.

Your eyes have turned blue.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

I volunteer as tribute!

Let's get it

We need to make out.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.

I despise you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

I love spring in America.

I'll listen.

I want you to listen to me.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Ha-cha-cha.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

You devil!

We're going to need a knife.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

You never call me.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Good night!

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I'm the best waiter on this planet

Eating is all I can manage now.

You are an idiot.

You are original.

Please, lie down.

I feel ashamed.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

It's not safe.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You lost it.

I see you smiling.

We need to make a plan.

We should think about this.

Can I make a treehouse?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I never felt so alone.

I knew you could see it through.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I want you to stop tricking me.

You should write to your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

You're crazy!

I'll keep guard.

No one can ever know the truth.

I have lost the will to live.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I have the poem.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

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