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You never say what you're thinking.

Did you eat at work?

We need to go.

Hey, watch me move.

This room is bugged.

You should write to your mother.

Throw me the ball.

I will always want you.

I'll open it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm a ghost.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Take this with you.

Open the curtains.

My life means nothing.

It's giving me hope.

It's not easy.

Dating is like opening a door...

I feel disappointed.

You made me cry on purpose.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

We're the same person.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Get ready to dance.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

They know it was me

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Can I make it easier?

I'm going to need a sleuth.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

You love me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I have the time.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

I want that chicken out of my house!

I have lost the will to live.

You can have it.

I volunteer myself!

Let's play

We've only got one hope.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You are not my conscience.

I can offer you a short black.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You are a hero.

I knew you could see it through.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

Good morning!

I am opinionated.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Please, lie down.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

No one can ever know how we did it.

You are my sunshine.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Falling in love is like turning on a radio...

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Freedom is like a bar of soap...

Your cheeks have turned blue.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

It's not for sale.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You're going to pay!

You are so nice to me.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

You devil!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Be yourself!

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I want to tell you about Friday.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're a god.

A boy needs his space.

You never do what I want.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

No one will ever know

This is a fine mess

When I was little, I wanted to be a publisher.

Give it here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

We're special.

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

Leave it outside.

I want to tell you about the guest room.

I've reported it to the press.

This looks familiar.

I want you to cook for me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Good night!

Find some proof that they lied to you.

We need to break up.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I knew you could turn things around.

Your tongue has turned green.

You can have too much of a good thing.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I have 20-20 vision.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Take the drink and go.

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't upset your father, not now.

Delivery!

Can I make an impression?

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I feel independent.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Am I dead, or not?

Fears are like marshmallows...

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I know more than you realise.

You are my only hope.

Learning is like making bread...

You are an inspiration.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're really something!

Don't get too close.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

My love, it's so shiny.

Your ears have turned pink.

We are friendly.

This room is shrinking.

You monster!

How dare you smile at me!

I volunteer to eat it!

You are not my daughter.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Someone's locked the door.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You are so good to me.

I have the need, the need for speed.

We're going to need a guide.

I'm the only blacksmith on this planet

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I'm going to need a knife.

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to betray me.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

It's giving me a headache.

We're ghosts.

You never stop to think.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the sauna.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I see you know what to do.

I never wanted this.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

My life is a mystery.

I feel dramatic.

Leave it alone.

Throw it here.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Can I make music?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I have to tell you about the party.

Sorry, I have to take this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a diplomat.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Who left a can opener in the bedroom?

I want that chimpanzee out of my house!

Your ears have turned white.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I know the future.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I can offer you a good price.

I can offer you a Mountain Dew.

It's your fault that the dog died.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

A boy needs confidence.

We are irritated.

You should go to the police.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Get ready, or get out.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I need you.

We're cursed.

Finding a job is like going to the beach...

Sound the alarm!

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

I want you to marry me.

I have the will.

Take the piano and go.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I can't find my shark anywhere.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are not my father.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I've reported it to mother.

I'm the worst firefighter on this planet

I see you for who you are.

No one can ever know that I like you

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I have needs.

You should call your father.

This is the worst time to be alone.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I have to tell you about the attic.

We need to help each other.

Be careful!

I want you to stop questioning me.

Cooking is good for the soul.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a cocktail.

When the party starts, hide.

Your ears have turned blue.

Get ready to die.

I feel secretive.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

This is a day to remember

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Patience is a virtue

Don't just stand there.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You are a poet.

You're amazing!

You are my teacher.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You know it.

I am going to the wedding.

This looks suspicious.

You're going to need a burglar.

I want you to kiss me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want you to be solitary.

Your face has turned red.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I can offer you a job.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's giving me grief.

You should disown your father.

You're lucky.

A girl needs love.

I have faith.

Take this for luck.

I volunteer to go!

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Who left a teddy bear in the barn?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

Did you fart this morning?

It's time to go.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'm the best sheriff on this planet

Whoop-whoop.

You never listen.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

You are my mother.

It's not the right size.

I feel ticklish.

You broke it.

Throw me the pickle.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Please, don't drink that.

I'm trying to leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I want to tell you about Monday.

I am scheming.

I love fall in India.

I am going to Easter.

I'm magnificent.

Darling, it's delicious.

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

You are a thief.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You should ask your mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

Put it here.

I see you let yourself in.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Good luck!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's time to go to bed.

I knew you could open it.

Take the money and leave.

This looks bad.

I want that kitten out of my life!

Who left a monkey in the guest room?

I have the gun.

This is the right time to be afraid.

We're going to need a cameraman.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I know what to do.

There's no smoke without fire.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You angel!

We need to stay.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Darling, it's beautiful.

I'm cursed.

Open the window.

I'm going to need a can opener.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You're a ghost.

I've reported it to the police.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Someone's coming this way.

This is a stick up.

I have powers.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I feel serene.

Show me the kebab.

I see you every day.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Love is like a piano...

You're going to need a lot of wine.

You deserve this

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I love fall in Antarctica.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I'll get it.

Take this with water.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

I want to tell you about the tax collector.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

When the door opens, start crying.

Leave it here.

I want you to be compassionate.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You're crazy!

I want that fish out of my car!

I am confident.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Please, give me that.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I despise you.

I am going to the funeral.

Let's watch the game

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't fool around.

I know math.

You're going to need a florist.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I feel liberated.

Who left a hot dog in the conservatory?

God helps those who help themselves.

You should protect your father.

My life is over.

Show me the pickle.

I'm the only marshal on this planet

Find some proof that they tricked you.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Can I make soup?

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

You found it.

No one can ever know what we did.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's almost over

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Drop it here.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I want you to be fanciful.

You're alone in the universe.

You hate me.

We've only got one of these.

You're going to need a shovel.

Reading is all I can manage now.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

My love, it's beautiful.

This room is haunted.

It's not heavy.

How dare you laugh at me!

Did you eat this morning?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

A boy needs his father.

I'm the greatest astronaut on this planet

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I'm going to need a beekeeper.

I feel sad.

I'm trying to win.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You should make peace with your mother.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I hate you.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Hope springs eternal.

I have the card.

I want you to stop loving me.

Stop, in the name of love.

You are so kind to me.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

Your tongue has turned blue.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Can I make an effort?

Your ears have turned red.

I'll help.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Ha-cha-cha.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Leave it until morning.

I can offer you a hot dog.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

We're insignificant.

You are discontented.

It's not appropriate.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I need to tell you about Monday.

I want you to be clear-headed.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

This is the perfect time to be here.

We're going to need a knife.

Stop, in the name of the law.

We've only got one life.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to hold me.

Hey, watch me leave.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

I love spring in America.

Throw me the sandwich.

I should go to the police.

Let's drink

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Your lips have turned white.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Open sesame.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

A poor worker blames the tools.

You need it.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Who left an ukulele in the office?

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Open it here.

I want that penguin out of my house!

Get ready to laugh.

Don't wait to be asked.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I am tender.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Please, don't touch that.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I feel insecure.

You should find your mother.

It's not ready.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I have the letter.

I never killed anyone.

I want you to be weary.

I'm going to need a lawyer.

A boy needs his friends.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You could never fascinate me.

I could never love you.

Can I make a treehouse?

I love winter in England.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Take this and pray.

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