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You're alone in the universe.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You won't find it.

This looks familiar.

I will always hate you.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I never felt so alone.

Let's play

I want you to stop tickling me.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Give me the sandwich.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Take this for luck.

I want you to read to me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Can I make up?

How dare you look at me!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I need to tell you about the the palace.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

I want that porcupine out of my life!

Leave it here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You monster!

Stop, in the name of love.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's not ready.

This is the worst time to be here.

You never take me seriously.

I am going to the wedding.

Get ready to die.

You are not my type.

Who left a punch in the garage?

I can offer you a kebab.

I can't find my octopus anywhere.

I have lost the will to live.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a stunt double.

This is a stick up.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You should listen to your mother.

A girl needs her mother.

Take the drink and die.

It's giving me grief.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

It was my fault that the party was ruined.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'll sit on it.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to be nihilistic.

You're under arrest!

We are sporting.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You're weird.

My life matters.

Let's eat

I'm a god.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the studio.

Give me the spatula.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

Please, listen to me.

Open the window.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are my mother.

I want you to stop me.

This room is unstable.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You want it.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I love spring in France.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Time to shine

We're the same person.

Be yourself!

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

We've only got one hope.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I see you for who you are.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Get ready for this.

Take this and pray.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I know what happened.

I'm going to need a fork.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Sound the alarm!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We should think about this.

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

Plug it in here.

We are offended.

You're going down!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Your lips have turned brown.

You hate me.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I'll open it.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I never gave up hope.

I want you to be winning.

Who left a fishcake in the office?

I can offer you a job.

Love is like a bar of soap...

I volunteer myself!

Dating is like going to the fair...

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's time to go to bed.

I'm the worst programmer who ever lived.

Let's dance

I want to tell you about the barn.

I want you to cook for me.

You're a ghost.

Someone's having a bad day.

Why do you love me, so much?

You should find your father.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You are my love.

A boy needs his mother.

You angel!

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

It's not tight enough.

Please, don't take that.

Am I under arrest, or not?

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Good luck!

I want you to document my trip to America.

I have the poem.

When I was little, I wanted to be a conductor.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

We're gods.

Take the piano and leave.

Be better!

I know more than you realise.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

It's giving me a headache.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I can offer you a hot dog.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I will always love you.

Take this with water.

How dare you laugh at me!

I'm trying to forgive you.

Show me the bread-stick.

It's time to make lunch.

Delivery!

We are mistaken.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This room is haunted.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can offer you a good price.

You dropped it.

I volunteer as tribute!

Get ready to laugh.

I knew you could open it.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

You should disown your father.

When the door opens, start singing.

Hey, watch me smile.

You're going to need a fraudster.

I'll get it.

I never wanted this.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Someone's in here.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'm the only carpenter on this planet

Whatever happens, don't panic

Did you fart at work?

Whoop-whoop.

I'm going to need a saw.

I want you to stop questioning me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We've only got one chance.

I love winter in India.

Put it here.

I can offer you a muffin.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're special.

I see you are thinking.

You are a genius.

You will always hate me.

My life means nothing.

You devil!

This is the right time to be alone.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You burned it on purpose.

Take the money and die.

You should pay the bill.

I have the knife.

I could never hate you.

I have to tell you about the cocktail.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

This is a day to remember

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I want that turtle out of my room!

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

We need to play.

Did you eat last night?

You're never going to get away with this!

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I am inconsiderate.

A boy needs confidence.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

I have powers.

I want you to inspire me.

I know what to do.

You are so good to me.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

I'm going to need a hairdresser.

This looks great.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

Who left a chair in the living room?

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Buying a house is like eating bread...

You are not my father.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I love fall in Brazil.

Leave it alone.

Get ready, or get out.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I can offer you a croissant.

I'm trying to leave.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm weird.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I am going to the party.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

My life is over.

We're going to need a can opener.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

I have the time.

Let's get it

I want you to be loyal.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to stop following me.

It's not safe.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Don't wait to be asked.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I will always need you.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

Drop it here.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to help me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You should ask your father.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want that goose out of my room!

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

A girl needs her space.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

No one can ever know that you survived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a geologist.

We've only got one bullet.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I want to tell you about the sea monster.

Someone's coming this way.

I love winter in Switzerland.

Your face has turned brown.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I am going to Easter.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Who left a sandwich in the garage?

You will always need me.

Can I make love?

You're going to need a knife.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

We're weird.

Hey, watch me move.

I've reported it to the press.

Leave it until morning.

I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Just breathe

I see you every day.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want you to marry me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Be careful!

My life is a mystery.

I want you to be willing.

You are so mean to me.

This looks wrong.

Good morning!

You should ask your mother.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I feel self-conscious.

Hand me the teddy bear.

I'm going to need a percussionist.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Did you eat just now?

We're ghosts.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I knew you could turn things around.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You are fiery.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You will always want me.

You never do what I want.

Can I make a yurt?

I'll get ready.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.

We need to make out.

We've only got one life.

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm going to need a wrench.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to clean up after me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Good night!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Please, come in.

I'm the best singer who ever lived.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

I want that swan out of my room!

You are so kind to me.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Ha-cha-cha.

Your ears have turned green.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Show no mercy

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Hand me the fork.

Darling, it's dead.

You are an idiot.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

This is a fine mess

I have faith.

We're crazy.

Getting married is like fixing a computer...

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I have to tell you about the Dr. Pepper.

I never killed anyone.

I'm going to need a truck driver.

I'm a ghost.

You love me.

You're amazing!

Let's go

I'll keep guard.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I love fall in America.

You never smile.

Please, lie down.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Find some proof that she fooled you.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.

Your face has turned grey.

I want you to love me.

It's not the right size.

It has to work

Who left a sandwich in the bathroom?

Open the curtains.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's giving me an error message.

Good grief!

This looks interesting.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

I feel ordinary.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You should go to the police.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know what we did.

Your cheeks have turned white.

This room is shrinking.

Show me the screwdriver.

You are my favourite.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I'm the worst exterminator who ever lived.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Throw it here.

You are a liar.

We are annoyed.

You should make peace with your father.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

You need it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Let's watch TV!

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I love summer in Brazil.

We're insignificant.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Can I make a pillow fort?

Who left a candy-bar in the lounge room?

You're going to need a lot of food.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I want that giraffe out of my house!

I can offer you a saké.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

Eating is good for the soul.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You are my father.

Someone's locked the door.

I have the card.

I'm the best sniper on this planet

I never could make up my mind.

We need to unite.

I feel generous.

You're going to pay!

Don't ask any questions.

You are not my son.

Throw me the kebab.

I should think about this.

You want me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

It's not in.

I'm going to need a shepherd.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I volunteer to go!

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I see you smiling.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I am worried.

My love, it's alive.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

I'm magnificent.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

I'm going to need a knife.

Your face has turned green.

Let's watch the game

You deserve this

You never have time for me.

Who left a bike in the waiting room?

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Get ready to dance.

Only fools and horses work.

I feel lost.

Take the money and go.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Take this with you.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I want to tell you about the police officer.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I know the future.

I want you to be ignorant.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Don't just stand there.

Your eyes have turned grey.

A girl needs discipline.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Be safe!

I bet you know why I'm going.

You should write to your mother.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You are quirky.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

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