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Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You monster!

This is a fine mess

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

You're a ghost.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Let's go

The first thing to consider is safety.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to be confident.

I'm trying to care.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I never listened.

I want you to kiss me.

I have the will.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want that tortoise out of my room!

You are not my favourite.

It's giving me a headache.

It's not right.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

No one can ever know the truth.

Did you eat while I was away?

Your nose has turned spotted.

Delivery!

You're coming with me!

Take this with water.

You should pay the bill.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You're magnificent.

You broke it.

I volunteer as tribute!

You are my only hope.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

I could never hate you.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Good luck!

You are a thief.

You should ask your father.

I can offer you a hot chocolate.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's time to make lunch.

Take the drink and go.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

We're ghosts.

I love autumn in America.

You are so mean to me.

We need to eat.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I'm going to need a shovel.

I am indulgent.

Be yourself!

I bet you know why I'm going.

I know what to do.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to inspire me.

I have money.

Sound the alarm!

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I can offer you a good price.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You could never want me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Please, don't touch that.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to be dry.

I feel content.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

This room is bugged.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Hey, watch me move.

Let's drink

I am going to the grand opening.

Did you eat this morning?

This looks bad.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You never have time for me.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Who left a pickle in the lounge room?

Hand me the kite.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You are an artist.

I'm special.

No one suspects a thing

You're a god.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You should find your mother.

We've only got one life.

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

My life means nothing.

You angel!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Take the money and die.

You are so kind to me.

I see you every day.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

A girl needs her mother.

I want to tell you about the playwright.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

It's giving me an error message.

I'm the best dancer on this planet

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I volunteer myself!

Someone's in here.

You made me cry on purpose.

Sorry, I have to take this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

I want you to marry me.

Open the window.

I'm going to need a composer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

No one can ever know that I like you

I have needs.

Cooking is good for the soul.

You could never despise me.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

We need to fight.

It's not in.

My love, it's beautiful.

Take this for luck.

Please, don't move.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Don't fool around.

I feel inferior.

You are not my daughter.

I'll open it.

I never loved you.

I knew you could survive.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...

You're going down!

This is a day to remember

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I'm trying to understand.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I'm weird.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Leave it outside.

Your face has turned red.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I'm a ghost.

It was your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

You're going to need a saw.

Throw me the bagel.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

I can't find my kitten anywhere.

You should write to your father.

Your ears have turned grey.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

A boy needs his father.

This looks great.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

My life matters.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

We're going to need a fashion designer.

I heard weeping coming from the control room.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I will always despise you.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Get ready for this.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Take the piano and leave.

Please, tell me.

No one can ever know what we did.

Good night!

Be safe!

We need to open it.

I love fall in Hong Kong.

I'll help.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

You are a handsome devil.

I never killed anyone.

You are not my mother.

You dropped it.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I knew you could live like this.

You're going to need a lot of water.

We're the same person.

Leave it to the professionals.

I can offer you a hot dog.

I'm the greatest dogcatcher on this planet

Am I under arrest, or not?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're alone in the universe.

We are insincere.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Leave it here.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Someone's coming this way.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Open sesame.

Hand me the ukulele.

The truth is like a beautiful melody...

It's time to go.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

My love, it's alive.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I feel decadent.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

We're going to need a hammer.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I will always hate you.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

You're going to need a secretary.

Take this and pray.

I've reported it to mother.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

Whatever happens, don't panic

We need to unite.

I volunteer to eat it!

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

This looks edible.

I love winter in Germany.

When the party starts, remain calm.

You should protect your father.

I am going to the party.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

You're going to need a lot of paint.

I know who you are.

Your eyes have turned purple.

I want you to be indulgent.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Who left a bagel in the barn?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Your face has turned white.

I want that fish out of my room!

I want you to betray me.

How dare you look at me!

I need to tell you about the the moon.

I want you to stop following me.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

We're going to need a fork.

You never sing anymore.

I knew you could turn things around.

This room is shrinking.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Please, listen to me.

Can I make a kite?

It's not the right size.

I feel suspicious.

Throw it here.

Take the money and go.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You should call your father.

Someone's watching us.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

It's your fault that the train was late.

You will always fascinate me.

Fears are like chocolate...

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Never give a sucker an even break.

I'm the best gate-keeper who ever lived.

I'm going to need a criminal.

I am going to the funeral.

I've reported it to the President.

We should vote.

I love summer in Brazil.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

How dare you laugh at me!

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

A boy needs love.

Open your heart.

Get ready to die.

I see you let yourself in.

Don't ask any questions.

I need to tell you about the Hell.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I have a secret.

My life is cursed.

Running for office is like taking a bath...

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

You are my daughter.

I heard a sound coming from the chapel.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

I want you to hold me.

It's not dead.

We need to break up.

I am nosy.

Freedom is like a movie...

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I can offer you a job.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

This room is haunted.

We've only got one bullet.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Your eyes have turned green.

I'm going to need a spoon.

You are an idiot.

I'll listen.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Good grief!

It's your fault that the cat died.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I love autumn in England.

You're crazy!

I want that dolphin out of my car!

Who left an umbrella in the wardrobe?

Darling, it's beautiful.

You never do what I want.

We're special.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You're going to need an archer.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I never gave up hope.

I feel youthful.

Let's get it

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

I know more than you realise.

Winners don't quit

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

We should quit.

You are my inspiration.

I want you to be frustrated.

Can I make a cake?

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's not working.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Patriotism is like a spring day...

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

I'll watch.

I have the time.

Eating is good for the soul.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Did you eat just now?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

You are an inspiration.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

We've only got one hope.

A boy needs his space.

Your nose has turned white.

We're gods.

This is the perfect time to be here.

This room is unstable.

I volunteer to go!

Who left a skateboard in the lobby?

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

You could never need me.

I feel secretive.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You should disown your father.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I want that horse out of my life!

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.

You never stop to think.

Please, don't drink that.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

I love you.

You are so nice to me.

I see you have done this before.

Don't just stand there.

Leave it until morning.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

We're crazy.

Open the curtains.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

You're going to need a beekeeper.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

It's giving me hope.

I'll keep guard.

I love summer in England.

You are unprincipled.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I need to tell you about the apple.

I want you to read to me.

I'm the greatest veterinarian who ever lived.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

This is a fine ship

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

You are not my type.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

A girl needs discipline.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

You are my favourite.

Alright, who left a squirrel in the corridor?

I know the future.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Can I make each day count?

I hate you.

We've only got one chance.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Take the piano and go.

I am going to Easter.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You are a liar.

This looks odd.

I heard laughter coming from the basement.

I have faith.

Be careful!

I should pay the bill.

Drop it here.

I want that cow out of my car!

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

I see you for who you are.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I never wanted to die.

You're weird.

Just breathe

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Speak as you find.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

You are so good to me.

You're going to need a stunt double.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

When the party starts, hide.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Darling, it's dead.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I feel annoyed.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You're going to need a knife.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Can I make a contribution?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I have the scroll.

I want you to be sure.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Take the money and leave.

Be better!

How much time do you have?

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

I'm a god.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I never wanted this.

Who left a slice of pizza in the attic?

Let's dance

This is the right time to be happy.

I could never want you.

I love spring in Australia.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I'm the only graphic artist on this planet

Let sleeping dogs lie.

You never smile.

This looks familiar.

It's not mine.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

My life is over.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.

Open the door.

You despise me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Show me the ball.

I have the poem.

I can offer you a bagel.

Don't wait to be asked.

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