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I have the scroll.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You're under arrest!
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Leave it to the professionals.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer to go!
I heard a noise coming from the corridor.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I know math.
I have faith.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We should pay the bill.
Darling, it's beautiful.
We're ghosts.
Get ready to die.
I never hurt anybody.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
This room is unstable.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want to tell you about Easter.
A girl needs her grandmother.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
How dare you smile at me!
This is a fine mess
I'll help.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I feel shy.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want you to hold me.
Hey, watch me smile.
Ha-cha-cha.
You angel!
It's time to brush your teeth.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I'm going to need a hammer.
I can't find my panda anywhere.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
We've only got one option.
Sound the alarm!
Let's get it
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
We are freethinking.
We're crazy.
We're going to need a mechanic.
I want that camel out of my room!
I can offer you a job.
I'm a ghost.
Someone's listening.
I knew you could see it through.
You are a poet.
My life is a mystery.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Mercy is like a spring day...
This is the right time to be happy.
I will always despise you.
Stop, in the name of love.
Dammit, who left a spatula in the wardrobe?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I have powers.
You are so good to me.
We need to make out.
You should call your father.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You could never hate me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I know more than you realise.
We're gods.
Take this for luck.
I see you are thinking.
You are not my mother.
I've reported it to the President.
You can do this
You're going down!
We should ask for more money.
Good luck!
I have the poem.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Be careful!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I volunteer as tribute!
No one can ever know that I like to sing
It's giving me grief.
How dare you laugh at me!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I feel deceitful.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Finding a job is like making bread...
I'm the only rabbi on this planet
Please, remain silent.
I'm trying to leave.
Open it here.
Get ready to dance.
We're going to need a wrench.
Whoop-whoop.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to stop lying to me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Your face has turned white.
You are my teacher.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I want that pony out of my life!
When the door opens, start singing.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
You're a god.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I want you to kiss me.
It's not mine.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
You never have time for me.
I have a secret.
You are an artist.
I know the future.
I never felt so alone.
This looks odd.
Take this with water.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
I am self-effacing.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You made me cry on purpose.
Leave it alone.
I'll get ready.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I knew you could open it.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
How much time do you have?
We've only got one bullet.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I will always want you.
You're insignificant.
Be yourself!
Plug it in here.
Why do you love me, so much?
I love winter in Australia.
Take the money and leave.
You're going to need a fork.
Someone's locked the door.
Can I make bubbles?
You need me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
It's time to go to bed.
Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...
You're really something!
A boy needs confidence.
Show me the fishcake.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Your despair is like a violin...
I am going to Christmas.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We should think about this.
I'm trying to help.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Let's watch the game
You're going to need a lot of water.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Whatever happens, don't panic
It's not alive.
Fears are like spaghetti...
My life is over.
I can offer you a croissant.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I could never love you.
You should make peace with your mother.
You are so kind to me.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I need to tell you about the bratwurst.
We're the same person.
How much influence do you have?
I want you to be agonizing.
I can't find my chicken anywhere.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I have needs.
I want that dog out of my car!
Reading is good for the soul.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
A girl needs money.
You're going to pay!
I want you to kill me.
We're special.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
You never say what you're thinking.
I want you to stop loving me.
This looks bad.
Get ready for this.
Who left a bread-stick in the cell?
I see you came prepared.
Take the money and go.
Someone's having a bad day.
Please, stay where you are.
Don't fool around.
I'm the only fortune-teller who ever lived.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Delivery!
It's giving me an error message.
I am going to Easter.
You are a twit.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't upset your father, not now.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Open the door.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
Leave it here.
It was your fault that we ran out of money.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I've reported it to mother.
You devil!
Your face has turned green.
I want to tell you about the attic.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
We need to stay.
I want you to be timid.
I love winter in Canada.
It's not appropriate.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Take this and pray.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
I see you let yourself in.
You're going to need a spoon.
Don't ask any questions.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
This room is bugged.
Take the drink and leave.
We've only got one chance.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I have time.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
My love, it's so shiny.
We're alone in the universe.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Drop it here.
I never really lived.
I'm a god.
My life matters.
I'm the best beggar who ever lived.
This is the worst time to be angry.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I know what to do.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Show me the banana.
Someone's coming this way.
You know it.
I feel youthful.
Please, tell me.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You are so nice to me.
I volunteer myself!
Can I make it easier?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to clean up after me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a choreographer.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
I am going to the party.
It's giving me a headache.
You never stop to think.
I want that alligator out of my life!
You monster!
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I need to tell you about the make-up artist.
It's not tight enough.
Just be yourself
This is a fine ship
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Who left a wrench in the attic?
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I have the time.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Be safe!
I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.
This room is shrinking.
I need you.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I see you have done this before.
Let's dance
You're weird.
I'm going to need a shovel.
You should make peace with your father.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I have lost the will to live.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
My love, it's dead.
I want you to be dejected.
You can have it.
Show me the kite.
I want you to cook for me.
Get ready to laugh.
You are an idiot.
You will always despise me.
Open your heart.
It's time to pack your bags.
Your lips have turned green.
I know who you are.
We've only got one life.
Please, stop crying.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I'm going to need a lot of money.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gate-keeper.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want that bird out of my room!
I feel inferior.
You are my reason for living.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
I love winter in China.
Who left an umbrella in the laundry?
A girl needs discipline.
I never killed anyone.
Buying a house is like doing chores...
This is a day to remember
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
You're going to need an exotic dancer.
Waste not, want not.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I see you every day.
I'm trying to save you.
Wisdom is like a picnic at the beach...
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Am I coming with you, or not?
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
I should think about this.
Let's eat
I need to tell you about the burger.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's now or never
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You're a ghost.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
It's not the right size.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I'll open it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I want you to be careless.
I've reported it to the police.
You fascinate me.
Did you fart just now?
Why do you hate me, so much?
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I want that beetle out of my life!
I want you to betray me.
You are an inspiration.
No one can ever know that I like you
Leave it outside.
Open the curtains.
We need to make a plan.
Who left a hammer in the office?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Good night!
My love, it's alive.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I feel relaxed.
Your nose has turned blue.
Hand me the teddy bear.
When the door opens, start crying.
I'm going to need an executioner.
This looks familiar.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I have to tell you about the pegasus.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
You should ask for more money.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm trying to open it.
I can offer you an icecream.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
You should write to your father.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I'm the best model on this planet
I can't find my fish anywhere.
I want you to be bright.
You are a handsome devil.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.
I have 20-20 vision.
I will always hate you.
You're never going to get away with this!
It's not easy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a judge.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Life is like a winter's day...
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Did you get lucky just now?
I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I want you to look at me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to stop smelling me.
You burned it on purpose.
A girl needs her own room.
I want to tell you about the party.
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Show me the screwdriver.
Someone's in here.
We're lucky.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
When I was little, I wanted to be a marine.
I am going to the wedding.
No one can ever know the truth.
You never do what I want.
You are a godsend.
Your tongue has turned blue.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
I've reported it to Interpol.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Your ears have turned stripey.
Who left a spatula in the basement?
I have the knife.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I never gave up hope.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's your fault that the plane was late.
We are inhibited.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to be thievish.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Please, give up while you can.
Let's play
I'm going to need a spy.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You lost it.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I feel proud.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I want that cow out of my car!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Did you fart this morning?
We need to play.
Leave it until morning.
You are my favourite.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
My life means nothing.
I want you to read to me.
You will always need me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
You should listen to your mother.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
You are so mean to me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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