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It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You should write to your mother.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You are an idiot.
I am big-thinking.
Be safe!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I never hurt anybody.
I know what happened.
I am going to the wedding.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is a stick up.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You're crazy.
I want that goldfish out of my car!
We're going to need an executioner.
Please, don't move.
You are my inspiration.
I want you to kill me.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Take the drink and leave.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Hey, watch me leave.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Let's watch the game
This room is shrinking.
You're a ghost.
I have money.
Can I make bubbles?
You're crazy!
I can offer you a cocktail.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Your eyes have turned blue.
Did you fart just now?
I heard a noise coming from the barn.
Open your heart.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Delivery!
We're gods.
This looks great.
I will always want you.
Don't wait to be asked.
Show me the screwdriver.
Get ready to die.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Take this for luck.
Who left a pickle in the dining room?
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
I love summer in Spain.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
My love, it's beautiful.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to break up.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're lucky.
Leave it until morning.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You should disown your father.
Your face has turned orange.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I want you to listen to me.
Good morning!
I feel delighted.
I have to tell you about the wine.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I'm the worst truck driver on this planet
She was unconscious when I found her.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Wealth is like a picnic in the park...
You are a liar.
I know the future.
Give it here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
This room is haunted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Your eyes have turned pink.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
I volunteer to go!
My life is over.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
This is a fine mess
I can offer you a Bud Light.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.
You're going to need a geologist.
You never stop to think.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'll open it.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're ghosts.
I love autumn in Canada.
I want that penguin out of my life!
I want you to stop looking at me.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Did you eat last night?
I want you to be mannered.
It's giving me hope.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Someone's coming this way.
You will always want me.
I'm cursed.
Show me the shovel.
Take this with water.
We're going to need a spoon.
Once bitten, twice shy.
How dare you smile at me!
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Open the curtains.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
A boy needs his father.
You are not my mother.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Good luck!
I'm a god.
You are festive.
I can offer you a good price.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want you to love me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm the greatest cartoonist who ever lived.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Drop it here.
You are so kind to me.
You monster!
Please, lie down.
This looks interesting.
I'll sit on it.
I can offer you a pinot.
When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Who left a doll in the laundry?
I love winter in Brazil.
We're going to need a terrorist.
You're really something!
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I have the scroll.
Stop, in the name of love.
Get ready for this.
Let's watch TV!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want you.
I want that duck out of my room!
Can I make a difference?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I see you know what to do.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I feel dejected.
How dare you laugh at me!
You need me.
I never really lived.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Don't ask any questions.
I have to tell you about the 7-up.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I want you to document my trip to England.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
We need to make a plan.
Your tongue has turned white.
I should go to the police.
I heard a howl coming from the armory.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are my daughter.
Leave it alone.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You are a godsend.
I'll listen.
I'm special.
Sound the alarm!
You never take me seriously.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I have 20-20 vision.
You devil!
Open sesame.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Please, give me that.
You are insincere.
We've only got one bullet.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Throw me the fork.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I knew you could make up your mind.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
My life is a mystery.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I love fall in Germany.
You're going to need a yak herder.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're amazing!
Getting married is like doing chores...
We're the same person.
I want that horse out of my life!
A boy needs his grandfather.
You should vote.
I never wanted to die.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer to eat it!
I have the poem.
I have to tell you about the park ranger.
This is a day to remember
I could never love you.
Take the piano and go.
I see you smiling.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
You can have it.
You are indecisive.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Plug it in here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Your nose has turned stripey.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You should disown your mother.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Open the window.
Your cheeks have turned black.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
We're cursed.
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
How much luck do you have?
You're a god.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I love spring in India.
You are so good to me.
I knew you could open it.
Who left a beer in the laundry?
I want you to be captivating.
It's not alive.
I'm the greatest chemist who ever lived.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Leave it here.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Can I make it better?
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
I know math.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
A boy needs his own room.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I could never need you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
More haste, less speed.
This room is unstable.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Good night!
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I am going to Christmas.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I have the gun.
No one can ever know the truth.
We should hide.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Give me the cracker.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We've only got one option.
Hey, watch me move.
We need to go.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
You are a genius.
Why do you love me, so much?
Please, come in.
I'm alone in the universe.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Your ears have turned yellow.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Can I make a plan?
It's not tight enough.
You won't find it.
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
It's almost over
I want you to be lost.
Okay, who left a sandwich in the conservatory?
I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
This looks odd.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You want me.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
My life matters.
I want that kitten out of my house!
Someone's having a bad day.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I never wanted this.
I can offer you a coffee.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I am going to the funeral.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
We're going to need a botanist.
You should listen to your father.
I have to tell you about the rum and coke.
I love you.
A girl needs discipline.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You're insignificant.
It's time to brush your teeth.
We are despicable.
Please, stop shouting.
Better late than never.
When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.
I feel courageous.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I knew you could see it through.
You should ask for more money.
It's not in.
We need to make better decisions.
Leave it to the professionals.
Hand me the banana.
Be yourself!
I have the will.
Did you fart at work?
You dropped it.
You love me.
I know more than you realise.
I'm trying to believe you.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I want you to stop me.
You never listen.
Learning is like doing renovations...
I volunteer myself!
Take this with you.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Winners don't quit
You angel!
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Friendship is like a camera...
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I want you to be regretful.
It's giving me a headache.
I'm the best entertainer who ever lived.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I'll watch.
Who left a slice of pizza in the kitchen?
You're going to need a governor.
I will always hate you.
Someone's watching us.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You're no good.
Let's play
You're going to need a knife.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Can I make a show?
I have the time.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Am I dead, or not?
I am going to the grand opening.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
A girl needs her mother.
You should call your mother.
You are my reason for living.
Beggars can't be choosers.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
I want you to read to me.
I'm trying to care.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
How dare you look at me!
Please, don't touch that.
You're under arrest!
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
This is the worst time to be alone.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I heard a sound coming from the lobby.
When the party starts, start crying.
Hope is like a beautiful song...
You're magnificent.
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
We've only got one of these.
You're going to need a janitor.
I've reported it to the press.
Who left a chair in the cell?
Throw me the bread-stick.
I see you for who you are.
You could never despise me.
You're going to need a spatula.
Your face has turned stripey.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I'm the greatest editor who ever lived.
I am easily discouraged.
Take the money and die.
I know what to do.
Patience is a virtue
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You are a hero.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want you to stop following me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
I have to tell you about the drummer.
You want it.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Am I under arrest, or not?
When the door opens, start singing.
I knew you could turn things around.
You could never hate me.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You never sing anymore.
I'm weird.
Let's eat
Give me the fishcake.
I love spring in Germany.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I am going to the party.
You are not my favourite.
I see you came prepared.
I have needs.
We need to eat.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Please, look at me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
My love, it's so shiny.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be bizarre.
I'm going to need a personal trainer.
I never felt so alone.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want you to inspire me.
I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.
You fascinate me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to stop smelling me.
When the bell rings, hide.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Your tongue has turned pink.
This is the right time to be angry.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I feel groovy.
I want that giraffe out of my room!
Give me the bread-stick.
Can I make up?
I need to tell you about the kebab.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
This looks nice.
A boy needs money.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'm going to need a guide.
You are logical.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Who left a horse in the wardrobe?
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I need to tell you about Thursday.
I want you to cook for me.
Be better!
I want you to document my trip to France.
I want you to be miserly.
I'm the greatest bartender who ever lived.
You should find your mother.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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