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I am discourteous.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Can I make it better?

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You're a ghost.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Take this and pray.

I'm trying to believe you.

I have money.

It's not appropriate.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You're magnificent.

Let's play

Take the money and die.

We need to fight.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I see you came prepared.

I am going to Easter.

Leave it here.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I never gave up hope.

Get ready to laugh.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Delivery!

It's giving me an error message.

My life is cursed.

I feel offended.

Did you eat yesterday?

I'm the best professor who ever lived.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

You are so kind to me.

We're gods.

You devil!

Leave it to the professionals.

It's time to go.

I can offer you a Fanta.

You're going down!

How dare you smile at me!

Find some proof that they lied to you.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

You're going to need a spoon.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I want you to stop following me.

I want you to kill me.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want to tell you about the licorice twist.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Don't just stand there.

I know what to do.

Stop, in the name of love.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Your tongue has turned white.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You never smile.

Your lips have turned green.

No one can ever know that I like you

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Take the piano and leave.

Let's drink

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I am going to the party.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

This is a day to remember

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I have the letter.

I want that zebra out of my house!

It's your fault that the dog died.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I'll open it.

Why do you love me, so much?

I love winter in America.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Give me the umbrella.

I will always love you.

It's not the right size.

Fears are like chocolate...

Am I dead, or not?

This is the right time to be happy.

I should go to the police.

Who left a knife in the basement?

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

I volunteer to go!

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

It's time to pack your bags.

You are my inspiration.

A man is known by his friends.

Leave it until morning.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Good morning!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're a god.

You could never want me.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Get ready, or get out.

I have lost the will to live.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I'm going to need a can opener.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Be better!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

My life means nothing.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm trying to open it.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are a hero.

You dropped it.

You never sing anymore.

We're no good.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

It's not in.

Can I make it right?

I'll watch.

Don't ask any questions.

I love spring in Ireland.

You are pleased.

You are so nice to me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I'm going to need a psychiatrist.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

This room is shrinking.

I knew you could fix it.

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

My love, it's so expensive.

I want you to stop tickling me.

We've only got one of these.

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to clean up after me.

When the bell rings, hide.

This is a fine mess

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I feel like crying.

No one will ever know

I want you to be opinionated.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Someone's coming this way.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Please, stand.

Hand me the bagel.

I see you every day.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You are my mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.

You want me.

You need it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

We're the same person.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Who left a slice of pizza in the library?

Let's watch TV!

Victory is like a winter's day...

I should vote.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I want that snail out of my room!

You're weird.

I have the will.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

It's giving me hope.

I can offer you a good price.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

Your eyes have turned blue.

I am tough.

I want you to cook for me.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

You are not my type.

I never could make up my mind.

You should protect your father.

Youth is wasted on the young.

You're crazy!

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I've reported it to mother.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm going to need a police officer.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I want to tell you about the sasquatch.

Good grief!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'm going to need a knife.

You could never love me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's almost over

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I'm a god.

Can I make friends?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

Sorry, I have to take this.

My love, it's so juicy.

I'll sit on it.

I'm cursed.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I am going to the grand opening.

Open sesame.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Why do you hate me, so much?

If you're done, we'll get started.

Show me the licorice twist.

I want you to be presumptuous.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Your eyes have turned orange.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Throw it here.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

It's giving me grief.

It was your fault that the dog died.

We need to close it.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I want that squirrel out of my house!

I have time.

I love autumn in America.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's not working.

I have to tell you about the cappuccino.

This looks edible.

Let's get it

This room is unstable.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

You will always love me.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You should call your father.

Someone's watching us.

I know math.

I can offer you a saké.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I'm the greatest hairdresser who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

A girl needs her space.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Can I make finger puppets?

I want you to stop lying to me.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

I want you to be vague.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Take this with water.

I want you.

I never killed anyone.

Today is the day

You know it.

I am lost.

Your face has turned blue.

Let's watch the game

You're going to pay!

We've only got one hope.

Open the curtains.

I have a secret.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

We need to unite.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I've reported it to the police.

It's not heavy.

This looks interesting.

This is a stick up.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You never listen.

It was your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

I want that rat out of my car!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Good luck!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Darling, it's so juicy.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Getting married is like brushing your hair...

I feel daring.

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

Why do you tease me, so much?

When I was little, I wanted to be a janitor.

I love summer in Brazil.

Who left a guitar in the garage?

Your cheeks have turned purple.

You angel!

You made me cry on purpose.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I know what happened.

I have the gun.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a Powerade.

You should find your mother.

I want you to hold me.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Someone's listening.

I'm going to need an undertaker.

I volunteer to eat it!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want you to be reserved.

Be yourself!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I see you smiling.

Throw me the ball.

Take this for luck.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You never stop to think.

This looks familiar.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I'll get it.

You should ask for more money.

It's not open.

Hey, watch me leave.

Put it here.

You're never going to get away with this!

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Can I make a plan?

Darling, it's so expensive.

I love spring in Switzerland.

Okay, who left a skateboard in the pantry?

We're crazy.

I know who you are.

Open the bottle.

I feel desperate.

You burned it on purpose.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

You are an idiot.

I want to tell you about the wine cellar.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We need to stay.

You're going to need a sheriff.

I see you are thinking.

Don't wait to be asked.

Get ready for this.

I can offer you a Heineken.

A boy needs his own room.

Eating is good for the soul.

I want you to look at me.

I heard a sound coming from the library.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is safety.

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Failure is like a canvas...

I have needs.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You're going to need a saw.

You will always want me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're coming with me!

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

I despise you.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

This is a fine ship

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

You never say what you're thinking.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's time to go to bed.

No one can ever know what we did.

We're ghosts.

I'm the only mayor on this planet

It's your fault that the train was late.

I knew you could turn things around.

Your face has turned grey.

I want that frog out of my life!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to be ecstatic.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Who left an umbrella in the closet?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You should listen to your father.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Your eyes have turned brown.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

I never really lived.

You are compassionate.

Hey, watch me smile.

I volunteer myself!

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Give it here.

Open the window.

You are a thief.

I want you to marry me.

I'll help.

You monster!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Dating is like taking medicine...

You're cursed.

You are my sunshine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zookeeper.

Leave it outside.

I can't find my donkey anywhere.

Get ready to dance.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You're going to need a silversmith.

You can have it.

A girl needs a job.

We've only got one life.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I never felt so alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I want that snake out of my car!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You are so good to me.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Hand me the doll.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Take this with you.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

I want you to help me.

Don't get too close.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

Just breathe

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Who left a whiskey in the bathroom?

Learning is like writing a shopping list...

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I want you to be compulsive.

You could never fascinate me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You're going to need a bodyguard.

I have the card.

I feel sure.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Your face has turned white.

You never have time for me.

You are not my conscience.

We're going to need a knife.

Another day, another dollar.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I'm the greatest tax collector on this planet

Open your heart.

This room is haunted.

We need to go.

You are modern.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

This is the right time to be alone.

Take the piano and die.

I can't find my guitar anywhere.

Good night!

I want you to document my trip to France.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I can offer you a burger.

Be careful!

A girl needs her grandfather.

I know the future.

I want you to inspire me.

You are a twit.

You're lucky.

Your cheeks have turned spotted.

You fascinate me.

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

We're going to need a wrench.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You can't have it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I can offer you a job.

My life is over.

I have to tell you about the party.

Throw me the screwdriver.

Hey, watch me move.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

We need to stop.

Ha-cha-cha.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

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