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Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I have 20-20 vision.
I never killed anyone.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
A boy needs his father.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't get too close.
Good night!
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I see you every day.
You should protect your father.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Let's eat
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want to tell you about the muffin.
It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Be careful!
We're gods.
You're amazing!
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Hand me the hammer.
It's giving me grief.
I want you to be glamorous.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
It's your fault that the play sucked.
We're going to need an athlete.
I'm the worst deputy on this planet
I've reported it to the police.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Sound the alarm!
You are a liar.
Stop, in the name of love.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I want you to kiss me.
You could never need me.
Take this for luck.
It's time to go to bed.
Someone's watching us.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I have the scroll.
You monster!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I'm a ghost.
You are my reason for living.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I volunteer to eat it!
When the lights go out, hide.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want that tiger out of my room!
You are so mean to me.
You broke it.
This looks great.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I will always want you.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Open it here.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can't find my cracker anywhere.
I'll get ready.
Please, stop doing that.
This room is unstable.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
You should call your father.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Get ready to laugh.
Just try not to cry
Leave it to the professionals.
We need to make a plan.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Open the curtains.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Your ears have turned pink.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Good luck!
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'm trying to tie my laces.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I want you to stop me.
This is a fine ship
Am I dead, or not?
We're the same person.
Darling, it's alive.
Your nose has turned red.
Be yourself!
I've reported it to Interpol.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
We are rational.
Don't ask any questions.
You never listen.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I have the card.
I know who you are.
I have to tell you about the bread-stick.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to be empty.
Can I make lunch?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You're a ghost.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You're under arrest!
I'm going to need a hammer.
I want you to stop following me.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I have to tell you about Friday.
You know it.
Let's watch the game
It's not heavy.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I have money.
I'm the best diver who ever lived.
You are a godsend.
Leave it alone.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Take the piano and go.
You despise me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Today is the day
I'll help.
It's giving me hope.
This looks familiar.
We're going to need a pastor.
This is a day to remember
I hate you.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I feel ugly.
I want you to clean up after me.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Be safe!
We're insignificant.
Your face has turned grey.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Take this and pray.
Who left a giraffe in the basement?
We've only got one life.
I am decadent.
Did you eat last night?
I love summer in Antarctica.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
You never stop to think.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Don't just stand there.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
Good grief!
It's not appropriate.
It's time to pack your bags.
Show me the doll.
You crashed the car on purpose.
My love, it's beautiful.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Can I make it right?
My life is over.
I see you have done this before.
I'm trying to help.
You should pay the bill.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You should listen to your mother.
You are so kind to me.
You can have it.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You're never going to get away with this!
Dating is like doing renovations...
You are a handsome devil.
We're ghosts.
I want that crocodile out of my house!
You are my teacher.
I know the future.
A boy needs his space.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This room is haunted.
Someone's in here.
Get ready, or get out.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
I volunteer as tribute!
You're going to need an exterminator.
You will always fascinate me.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Hey, watch me smile.
We've only got one of these.
We're crazy.
I can offer you a whiskey.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to stop blaming me.
No one can ever know that I like you
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
I want you to read to me.
Please, give up while you can.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
It's not mine.
This looks edible.
Throw me the umbrella.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
I can't find my frog anywhere.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We need to make better decisions.
Can I make it easier?
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
We should go to the police.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I'll wait here.
You angel!
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I could never despise you.
This is a fine mess
I'm the best soldier who ever lived.
I volunteer myself!
My love, it's delicious.
I never could make up my mind.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
You're crazy!
Open your heart.
I see you came prepared.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I am going to the funeral.
I heard a voice coming from the sauna.
You made me cry on purpose.
My life matters.
Poverty is like a beautiful melody...
You are a twit.
You want it.
Delivery!
I have the letter.
I want you to stop loving me.
Why do you love me, so much?
I am sporting.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I want that fly out of my house!
I can offer you a long white.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I love winter in Switzerland.
How much money do you have?
I've reported it to the President.
Be better!
I want you to look at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Please, look at me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I want you to be calm.
Hey, watch me dance.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I feel fortunate.
You never take me seriously.
There's a time and a place for everything.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
A boy needs his own room.
We're going to need a fortune-teller.
You are my only hope.
Don't wait to be asked.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I should hide.
I can't find my kite anywhere.
I know where you were.
You will always need me.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Who left a carrot in the attic?
You are a poet.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I see you for who you are.
I'm the greatest miner on this planet
You're going to pay!
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Let's go
Your dreams are like chocolate...
When the door opens, start singing.
I want to tell you about the classroom.
My life is a mystery.
Motivation is like a canvas...
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hey, watch me move.
Drop it here.
You are magnanimous.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Can I make magic?
We've only got one chance.
I've reported it to the press.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Please, don't drink that.
I can offer you a pickle.
Someone's listening.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
How much courage do you have?
Find some proof that she deceived you.
A girl needs her mother.
You never have time for me.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Learning is like writing a to do list...
I want you to be uncooperative.
I want you to marry me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I love fall in America.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'll keep guard.
I'm special.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.
I knew you could open it.
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
I have needs.
I want that seagull out of my room!
I love you.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You devil!
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I am going to Easter.
You are an inspiration.
This looks wrong.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Let's get it
No one can ever know the truth.
Someone's locked the door.
Open sesame.
I feel assertive.
It was my fault that the cat died.
You should start a business.
How dare you look at me!
It's not right.
This is crazy
A girl needs her grandmother.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
My love, it's alive.
Did you eat just now?
Please, give me that.
I'm going to need a bonecarver.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
We are courteous.
Whoop-whoop.
Your tongue has turned white.
I've reported it to mother.
You should make peace with your father.
Take the drink and go.
I want you to be eager.
Can I make up a story?
I want you to help me.
Give it here.
I'm going to need a can opener.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I never wanted this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
When the door opens, hide.
I need to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I love spring in America.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
Let's watch TV!
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I'm the greatest sailor who ever lived.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I should start a business.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
I want that lion out of my car!
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
It's not safe.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
No one can ever know that I survived.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I can offer you a mochaccino.
I know math.
You need me.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I have the will.
I see you are thinking.
We need to close it.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I want you to inspire me.
You're going to need a librarian.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I'll open it.
Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...
Did you fart today?
It's all grist to the mill.
I want you to be uncertain.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You should disown your father.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I could never love you.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Can I make finger puppets?
I never loved you.
Your lips have turned black.
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We've only got one bullet.
You are my son.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Take this with you.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Darling, it's so expensive.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Leave it here.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
How much influence do you have?
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, put it back.
This room is shrinking.
Show me the spatula.
Time to shine
You will always want me.
You're going to need a chef.
You lost it.
I want you to be lifeless.
I have the gun.
I want that bird out of my life!
No one can ever know that I can dance.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Your tongue has turned orange.
We are callous.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
I have time.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
I should think about this.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's time to go.
I need to tell you about the wine.
Can I make each day count?
I never felt so alone.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Hand me the teddy bear.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a lemonade.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's giving me a headache.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I volunteer to go!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I'm the worst taxi-driver who ever lived.
I need you.
I'm weird.
You are so nice to me.
I feel frightened.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Take this with water.
Open the bottle.
This looks interesting.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You never do what I want.
Who left a Jack Daniels in the dining room?
Your face has turned pink.
I love spring in India.
You're a god.
I want to tell you about the party.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Crime is like a piano...
My life is cursed.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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