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When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I know where you were.
I love winter in Brazil.
This is the right time to be happy.
I'm a ghost.
Someone's having a bad day.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Take this with you.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Did you eat last night?
I never killed anyone.
You never stop to think.
I am going to the wedding.
I have 20-20 vision.
I see you are thinking.
We're gods.
I've reported it to the press.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Open your heart.
We need to open it.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This room is shrinking.
I will always need you.
Be careful!
This is a fine mess
I can offer you a job.
I need to tell you about the banana.
I can offer you a 7-up.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Let's watch TV!
We're going to need a screwdriver.
We are upset.
It's not safe.
You're amazing!
I'm trying to tie my laces.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Am I coming with you, or not?
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are so nice to me.
Throw me the guitar.
We should think about this.
Go the extra mile.
Please, give up while you can.
You could never need me.
We're insignificant.
You monster!
Give it here.
Who left a puppy in the laundry?
I want you to be disgusting.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You lost it.
You are an artist.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I'll get it.
Whoop-whoop.
I am going to the grand opening.
This is the right time to be amused.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I have money.
I want to tell you about Easter.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Take this and pray.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I want you to help me.
A boy needs his grandmother.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I know what to do.
Leave it to the professionals.
I never could make up my mind.
I can't find my short black anywhere.
Good luck!
I want to tell you about the witch.
We need to help each other.
Take the piano and leave.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Stop, in the name of love.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Can I make a splash?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
You should call your father.
Open sesame.
You're a ghost.
How much influence do you have?
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
My life matters.
We're going to need a director.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Get ready, or get out.
You made me cry on purpose.
Okay, who left a hippopotamus in the kitchen?
It's giving me an error message.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I want that moose out of my life!
I'm trying to forgive you.
This looks suspicious.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
I'm the greatest cook who ever lived.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Please, lie down.
You are my favourite.
I feel lousy.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You're crazy.
Don't get too close.
I have a secret.
You are shortsighted.
Let's go
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Be better!
Throw it here.
You are the best person I have ever met.
This room is unstable.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You know it.
Learning is like doing chores...
I need you.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
If you're done, we'll get started.
I know what happened.
I have to tell you about the nymph.
You never say what you're thinking.
I never hurt anybody.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
Sound the alarm!
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Can I make popcorn?
You devil!
I'm going to need a bartender.
I want you to stop smelling me.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
You should write to your father.
Someone's watching us.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
We're the same person.
Leave it until morning.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to be winning.
I see you for who you are.
I want you to kiss me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
The first thing to consider is safety.
I'm trying to help.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Delivery!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Open it here.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I love spring in Antarctica.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I'll listen.
I feel lazy.
It's not ready.
Please, come closer.
It's giving me hope.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You are my reason for living.
We've only got one option.
Still waters run deep.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You are not my conscience.
This is a day to remember
I'm the worst receptionist who ever lived.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
You're a god.
I knew you could turn things around.
It's time to make lunch.
Take the money and go.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Your eyes have turned red.
This looks interesting.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Just breathe
I volunteer as tribute!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want that cheetah out of my room!
I have the poem.
You're coming with me!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We need to order pizza.
I have to tell you about the nurse.
Open the bottle.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Who left a kitten in the office?
I never felt so alone.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I could never need you.
I am despairing.
Pleasure is like a guitar...
No one can ever know the truth.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We're alone in the universe.
I've reported it to the President.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I'm trying to open it.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Show me the saw.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
I want you to be mechanical.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Learning is like eating a salad...
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
You want it.
Eating is good for the soul.
I volunteer to go!
I'm the greatest composer who ever lived.
You should find your father.
You burned it on purpose.
I want that ant out of my room!
You're never going to get away with this!
It's not tight enough.
Leave it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You could never fascinate me.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Maybe no one will notice
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I see you smiling.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
What will you do, now that you've come home?
My life is over.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I am going to Christmas.
You never call me.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me move.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to document my trip to England.
You angel!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I feel secretive.
I volunteer myself!
I need to tell you about the Guinness.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
Drop it here.
A boy needs his own room.
You're going to need a wrench.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to stop looking at me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Don't just stand there.
I never loved you.
How dare you laugh at me!
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
Show me the carrot.
We're ghosts.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Get ready to dance.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You could never want me.
I'm the only secretary who ever lived.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
You are an inspiration.
Can I make up a story?
Okay, who left an apple juice in the kitchen?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I see you came prepared.
This looks odd.
Open the curtains.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I am going to the funeral.
I have lost the will to live.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
It's giving me grief.
We're no good.
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
Hey, watch me smile.
It has to work
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I just want a Earl Grey tea. What's wrong with that?
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
You are my daughter.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Your dreams are like chocolate...
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to be mealymouthed.
A boy needs discipline.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Someone's locked the door.
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
You never sing anymore.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Your tongue has turned green.
This room is haunted.
This looks wrong.
Let's watch the game
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Can I make love?
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
We need to break up.
It's time to go to bed.
I see you every day.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Sleep is like a summer's day...
I love summer in America.
Open the window.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a saw.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You crashed the car on purpose.
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to marry me.
You are a poet.
You are so kind to me.
You should disown your mother.
Take this with water.
You will always love me.
You're going to pay!
Please, tell me.
Get ready to run.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I have the need, the need for speed.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I heard weeping coming from the library.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
You are sorrowful.
You are not my son.
My life means nothing.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Out of sight, out of mind.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
They know it was me
Your lips have turned white.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I'm going to need a composer.
My love, it's so expensive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Can I make lunch?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm going to need a knife.
I feel jolly.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I know math.
Hand me the spatula.
Am I dead, or not?
You should quit.
I can offer you a good price.
Someone's coming this way.
I want to tell you about the the windmill.
I can offer you a fishcake.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I want you to be decisive.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are my everything.
Take the drink and die.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
This is the worst time to be angry.
We need to fight.
You are a handsome devil.
Get ready to laugh.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
This looks nice.
Leave it outside.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm the only jailer who ever lived.
Who left a muffin in the lounge room?
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
It's not yours.
You are not my father.
You're going down!
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
We're special.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I have to tell you about the chapel.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I love autumn in Canada.
This room is bugged.
I'm trying to understand.
I need to tell you about Easter.
It's your fault that the cat died.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I am relaxed.
How much courage do you have?
I want that lion out of my house!
Did you eat this morning?
Darling, it's dead.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
You broke it.
You are so good to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Good morning!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You're going to need a plumber.
You will always hate me.
We're going to need a can opener.
A girl needs boundaries.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...
I need to tell you about the apple.
We've only got one chance.
I'm a god.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
We need to unite.
It's not the right size.
I want you to document my trip to China.
I knew you could fix it.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You should go to the police.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
I'm the only beautician on this planet
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I am phlegmatic.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
My love, it's alive.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
I love winter in Japan.
I feel passionate.
Did you get lucky at work?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to read to me.
You're going to need a pastor.
I want you to stop loving me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
You will always need me.
Please, don't drink that.
Who left an icecream in the lounge room?
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Don't upset your father, not now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Someone's listening.
I'll open it.
Hey, watch me leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Can I make a pillow fort?
I can't find my raccoon anywhere.
Take the piano and die.
I want you to be detestable.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
You should make peace with your father.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Show no mercy
You never take me seriously.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
A word to the wise is enough.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I feel lucky.
We've only got one bullet.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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