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I want you to document my trip to America.

It's not right.

We're the same person.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Good luck!

You are my inspiration.

Can I make it fun?

I heard a sound coming from the lounge room.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Take this and pray.

We're no good.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Take the drink and go.

I can offer you a muffin.

I want you to stop me.

I'm the worst police officer on this planet

Get ready to die.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I feel destructive.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I volunteer to go!

This looks nice.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I love spring in England.

I'll get it.

You could never fascinate me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

How dare you smile at me!

You should protect your mother.

Redemption is like a good book...

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

I want you to be sentimental.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I'm a god.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

It's time to brush your teeth.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I see you for who you are.

Delivery!

Plug it in here.

I should hide.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm trying to help.

Hey, watch me smile.

No one suspects a thing

A girl needs discipline.

You're going down!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I have the gun.

You devil!

Get ready to run.

I want you to look at me.

We're gods.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

How much time do you have?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'm the greatest yak herder who ever lived.

Please, look at me.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You never say what you're thinking.

This is a fine mess

Take the money and die.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

It's giving me an error message.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want to tell you about the cocktail.

I never wanted to die.

Sound the alarm!

We need to stop.

Your ears have turned blue.

Let's watch TV!

My love, it's delicious.

You could never need me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Can I make animal sounds?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I knew you could live like this.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

This looks odd.

Hand me the pickle.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

When the bell rings, start singing.

You should make peace with your mother.

Leave it until morning.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

Good night!

We've only got one bullet.

You burned it on purpose.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You're going to need a spoon.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I volunteer myself!

I want you to stop tickling me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Be better!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We're weird.

Someone's coming this way.

Why do you love me, so much?

I should pay the bill.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Whoop-whoop.

This room is shrinking.

Friendship is like a mountain...

Please, be careful.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to document my trip to China.

You're a god.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I've reported it to the police.

I want that moose out of my room!

You're never going to get away with this!

It's not safe.

This is a day to remember

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I need to tell you about Thursday.

You never do what I want.

A boy needs love.

I am businesslike.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

No one will ever know

Take this for luck.

It's your fault that the dog died.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are so mean to me.

Give me the fork.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

I knew you could fix it.

I see you know what to do.

You are not my type.

We're going to need a private detective.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Open the door.

I have a secret.

I can offer you a good price.

You should call your father.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to read to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You broke it.

I want you to be disinterested.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I know what happened.

I'm special.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Can I make bubbles?

You monster!

Get ready to laugh.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

My life is cursed.

You are a thief.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

We need to play.

Good morning!

I have the card.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

I've reported it to the press.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

It's giving me hope.

I feel sure.

It's time to go.

We're going to need a shovel.

How dare you look at me!

You broke the vase on purpose.

A boy needs his father.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I can offer you a Powerade.

I can offer you a job.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I have powers.

You should go to the police.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

This is the right time to be angry.

This looks edible.

Open the window.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I hate you.

Someone's in here.

You should listen to your father.

I never gave up hope.

Be careful!

Ha-cha-cha.

You're coming with me!

I want you to help me.

You can do this

Don't just stand there.

I am going to Christmas.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Put it here.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.

Who left a knife in the library?

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

My love, it's beautiful.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

We've only got one option.

I have the time.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I am earthy.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I'm the best missionary on this planet

Your nose has turned brown.

I know more than you realise.

You are a godsend.

We need to go.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

This is a stick up.

You are so good to me.

I'm trying to open it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Can I make it right?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

You're special.

I volunteer as tribute!

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I'll be here, if you need me.

Hand me the spring-roll.

I see you are thinking.

Get ready, or get out.

Dating is like opening a gate...

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

You could never want me.

Take the drink and leave.

All's well that ends well

It's not alive.

Let's eat

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

You're under arrest!

Throw it here.

I feel skeptical.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Be yourself!

We should go to the police.

You want it.

Alright, who left a soda in the living room?

I will always despise you.

You never sing anymore.

You made me cry on purpose.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I want you to be smiling.

A boy needs money.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

You are so kind to me.

You are a genius.

You are not my daughter.

Take this with you.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want that chipmunk out of my life!

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I love summer in France.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

We are progressive.

You're a ghost.

This is the right time to be alone.

I'm lucky.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I never could make up my mind.

You're going to need a shovel.

I am going to the funeral.

Your face has turned brown.

Can I make a mess?

I heard a voice coming from the armory.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Forgiveness is like a picnic at the beach...

I'll sit on it.

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

Did you get lucky just now?

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Give me the guitar.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You won't find it.

It's not for sale.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

My life matters.

I'm the greatest impersonator on this planet

I know where you were.

No one can ever know what we did.

I will always need you.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Please, stay where you are.

Open the bottle.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to Interpol.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are my reason for living.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Can I make magic?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Patience is a virtue

Stop, in the name of love.

No one can ever know that I like you

We're ghosts.

Let's drink

I want you to kiss me.

I want you to be irreligious.

I want you to stop loving me.

We should think about this.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You will always despise me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

My life means nothing.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Who left an umbrella in the studio?

When the door opens, hide.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I could never despise you.

We're lucky.

Don't fool around.

You angel!

I feel disgusting.

It's not mine.

You should ask your father.

Despair is like an ocean...

You are never too old to learn.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I heard a noise coming from the sauna.

It's time to make lunch.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Can I make a show?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to love me.

Someone's listening.

You could never love me.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fisher.

A girl needs her own room.

I'm a ghost.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

This room is haunted.

Let's watch the game

I want that elephant out of my life!

Dating is like doing the laundry...

I should think about this.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

We're going to need a mobster.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I never loved you.

I feel romantic.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You're going to need a spatula.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

You are an artist.

Drop it here.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Did you eat this morning?

You are kind.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You are not my conscience.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

Leave it outside.

My life is over.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Don't get too close.

I can't find my icecream anywhere.

We're insignificant.

I am going to the party.

I'm the worst priest who ever lived.

Take the piano and die.

You are my favourite.

Be safe!

I want that crab out of my room!

You are so nice to me.

How much money do you have?

I want you to stop looking at me.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

We should pay the bill.

I could never want you.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I see you came prepared.

I'll watch.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Throw me the spring-roll.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I heard a sound coming from the walk-in freezer.

I feel delighted.

You should make peace with your father.

This is the right time to be here.

I know math.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I want you to hold me.

Your nose has turned blue.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Darling, it's so expensive.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm the worst watchmaker on this planet

Get ready for this.

Let's get it

A boy needs discipline.

It was your fault that the train was late.

You are an inspiration.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Show no mercy

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I need to tell you about the leprechaun.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Leave it here.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

My life is a mystery.

I have needs.

Your lips have turned green.

We're going to need a spatula.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Hey, watch me move.

Open it here.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I want you to be power-hungry.

I never listened.

We're going to need a barber.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I want you to stop following me.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Show me the chair.

Did you fart today?

I love winter in Germany.

You are not my favourite.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

This looks suspicious.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You never call me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I'm the best bank robber on this planet

You should write to your mother.

I know who you are.

Take this with water.

I will always hate you.

You're crazy!

I want that deer out of my room!

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

It's giving me grief.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

I'm weird.

Someone's having a bad day.

I have the knife.

A girl needs a job.

They know it was me

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I'm going to need a plumber.

Please, stop laughing.

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