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We're ghosts.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I see you every day.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

This looks wrong.

You burned it on purpose.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I'm a god.

Throw it here.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

You can't have it.

Can I make up a story?

You're alone in the universe.

You should disown your mother.

I want you to stop me.

I'm the best burglar on this planet

You are a hero.

Show no mercy

Please, look at me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You never stop to think.

I want that penguin out of my car!

Seek and you shall find.

Okay, who left a teddy bear in the garage?

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I have money.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

How dare you smile at me!

I volunteer as tribute!

My life is a mystery.

I want you to be odd.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I feel doubtful.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the press.

You are my daughter.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Open the window.

Darling, it's alive.

I love winter in Spain.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I can offer you a good price.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's giving me an error message.

Don't just stand there.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Good night!

We need to fight.

I know who you are.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I can offer you a fishcake.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

This is a stick up.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Your eyes have turned brown.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Take the drink and go.

Why do you love me, so much?

Let's dance

It has to work

I see you know what to do.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to stop following me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I should go to the police.

Leave it here.

Someone's listening.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're a god.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I want you to clean up after me.

You should ask your mother.

I'll sit on it.

You are a thief.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This is the right time to be happy.

I never loved you.

We're going to need a crook.

This room is shrinking.

I have the time.

You're insignificant.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You're coming with me!

A girl needs boundaries.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

How dare you look at me!

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

It was your fault that the wig came off.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You are my favourite.

I have a secret.

I want you to be purposeful.

We're gods.

Sound the alarm!

Please, stay where you are.

Show me the icecream.

I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You need it.

Take the money and go.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Be better!

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I'm the only security guard who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I am crazy.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Take this with you.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

You never do what I want.

Good morning!

I know more than you realise.

Open your heart.

This room is unstable.

I want you to listen to me.

I knew you could live like this.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

You love me.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's time to pack your bags.

I want that goat out of my room!

Get ready to die.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You are a liar.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Leave it alone.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Delivery!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I will always need you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to stop tricking me.

The truth is like a party...

This looks bad.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I volunteer to go!

I'm no good.

I love summer in Brazil.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Silence construes consent.

We're the same person.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Take the money and die.

I'm going to need a fork.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

You devil!

It's giving me grief.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Please, tell me.

Give me the burger.

Don't ask any questions.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

My life is cursed.

It's not safe.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

This is a fine mess

Who left a muffin in the bathroom?

You're going to need a cobbler.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Get ready to dance.

You are so good to me.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

You fascinate me.

I want you to be argumentative.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I have the scroll.

Be yourself!

I've reported it to Interpol.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I heard weeping coming from the classroom.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You are my sunshine.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Fear is like a beautiful melody...

It's time to make lunch.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Plug it in here.

You are not my father.

You should vote.

Don't throw good money after bad.

I'm trying to care.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

Your face has turned stripey.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I'll help.

You angel!

I never wanted to die.

We've only got one of these.

Someone's locked the door.

I have 20-20 vision.

You won't find it.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

I am methodical.

I despise you.

Hey, watch me move.

I want that whale out of my house!

I'm the best interior designer who ever lived.

Can I make connections?

I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.

You never have time for me.

You are a genius.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Stop, in the name of love.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Give me the bratwurst.

Did you eat today?

You should write to your mother.

I know the future.

It was your fault that the train was late.

Get ready, or get out.

Dancing is good for the soul.

This looks peculiar.

It's giving me hope.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Please, don't eat that.

I want you to marry me.

I love winter in America.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

It's not appropriate.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

You're going to need a shovel.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

Good grief!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Open sesame.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

You made me cry on purpose.

I need to tell you about the another dimension.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Let's play

You could never hate me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You're going to need an explorer.

To the victor go the spoils.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I see you have done this before.

I feel warm.

Alright, who left a knife in the dungeon?

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to stop smelling me.

My love, it's beautiful.

We've only got one life.

Can I make peace?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You dropped it.

You are a poet.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I have lost the will to live.

Fears are like chocolate...

I know where you were.

You never say what you're thinking.

Whoop-whoop.

Be careful!

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Don't wait to be asked.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I am going to the party.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You're a ghost.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I could never want you.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Knitting is good for the soul.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

Your ears have turned blue.

Get ready to run.

We're crazy.

I love fall in Ireland.

I have the need, the need for speed.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to be impudent.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I'm the best archer on this planet

You will always hate me.

You're going to need a herald.

I feel content.

Let's eat

I never listened.

You should write to your father.

Your pride is like a picnic in the park...

This is a fine ship

When I was little, I wanted to be a chimney-sweep.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

My love, it's alive.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to kiss me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

We need to order pizza.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Throw me the banana.

The longest journey starts with a single step.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a Red Bull.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I am conservative.

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We've only got one chance.

Please, sit down.

Having a child is like brushing your teeth...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Today is the day

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This looks edible.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Take the drink and die.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

Your nose has turned orange.

You never listen.

Let's drink

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I'm trying to open it.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Someone's watching us.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I have needs.

Peace is like a camera...

You should quit.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

It's time to go to bed.

You want it.

I want that tiger out of my house!

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I love summer in India.

I never felt so alone.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I want you to be strong-willed.

We are tactless.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

This is a day to remember

I want you to look at me.

I'll keep guard.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I'm the greatest psychiatrist on this planet

Dare to dream

We're going to need a fork.

I heard a voice coming from the library.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

Open the curtains.

You're going to need a linguist.

You're crazy!

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

You should listen to your mother.

It's not for sale.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We're special.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Please, give me that.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

This is the worst time to be angry.

I can offer you a Fanta.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

We're going to need a lot of food.

When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.

Let's watch TV!

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I love spring in America.

Dammit, who left an icecream in the wardrobe?

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Walls have ears.

I am contemplative.

I want you to be fanatical.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You know it.

You are my inspiration.

Your tongue has turned brown.

I could never love you.

I feel eager.

My life matters.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I've reported it to mother.

Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

You're going to need an executioner.

I am going to Easter.

You're going to pay!

Take the piano and go.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I want that zebra out of my house!

She was unconscious when I found her.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

You will always need me.

Hand me the shovel.

Who left a bagel in the dining room?

I heard a sound coming from the control room.

We need to close it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I can offer you a mojito.

Please, wait here.

I knew you could fix it.

Take this and pray.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

It's not working.

Can I make finger puppets?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

We're going to need a lot of money.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You should make peace with your father.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'll wait here.

I'm the worst air traffic controller on this planet

Your eyes have turned stripey.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I have the letter.

I need to tell you about Friday.

You are not my conscience.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I could never hate you.

You're going to need a sound technician.

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I feel brave.

I've reported it to the police.

I never gave up hope.

You're never going to get away with this!

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Please, stop laughing.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

We need to eat.

You're special.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

You lost it.

I want that rat out of my life!

It's not right.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

We are superficial.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Drop it here.

I love autumn in Germany.

A boy needs his friends.

I want you to be disorderly.

You are my love.

Your nose has turned green.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You are an artist.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I know what happened.

You deserve this

Be safe!

When the party starts, remain calm.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I'm the only spelunker on this planet

We're going to need a coach.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

My love, it's so expensive.

It's time to go.

Leave it until morning.

This looks great.

I feel silly.

You should protect your mother.

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