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She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to read to me.
Give me the can opener.
You will always love me.
I feel cynical.
Knitting is good for the soul.
It's time to make lunch.
My love, it's so expensive.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
You are so good to me.
I have needs.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I volunteer to eat it!
Throw it here.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
She was unconscious when I found her.
Did you fart this morning?
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Get ready to run.
We're gods.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Take the money and go.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Please, stand.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I am mature.
Be better!
How dare you smile at me!
I want that lemur out of my house!
I want you to stop lying to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I've reported it to the press.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can offer you a good price.
Defeat is like a lake...
This looks familiar.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You're a god.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Open your heart.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
We're going to need an editor.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'm going to need a wrench.
You monster!
I have the need, the need for speed.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Leave it alone.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
Take this for luck.
I'm the greatest illustrator on this planet
We've only got one option.
You're going to pay!
We're going to need a lot of money.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You are an idiot.
You are my teacher.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You found it.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Did you fart while I was away?
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
I see you for who you are.
Don't get too close.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
Good grief!
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
I want you to be merry.
Get ready, or get out.
Let's drink
This room is bugged.
I am going to the funeral.
Someone's locked the door.
You never listen.
Reading is all I can manage now.
We're special.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
I want you to stop believing in me.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
I want you to stop me.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I'll listen.
Your lips have turned pink.
It's time to pack your bags.
Can I make lunch?
Be yourself!
Learning is like opening a letter...
I should vote.
I will always love you.
You should call your mother.
Delivery!
He was unconscious when I found him.
A boy needs boundaries.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
I knew you could survive.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're going to need a shaman.
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You are daring.
I'm the worst paramedic on this planet
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You're going to need a can opener.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Take this with you.
I never really lived.
I know the future.
This is a fine ship
It's not going to fit.
Hand me the fishcake.
You are so kind to me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Who left a chicken in the garage?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
My life is over.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I feel bitter.
You are not my daughter.
You're crazy!
I want you to be complex.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I've reported it to the police.
This looks edible.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Take the drink and die.
Maybe no one will notice
Someone's watching us.
You're magnificent.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
When the door opens, start crying.
It's time to go to bed.
Sound the alarm!
A boy needs his space.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to kill me.
Success is like a picnic in the park...
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I know what happened.
You are so mean to me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Can I make contact?
Your lips have turned yellow.
I love summer in China.
I volunteer to go!
We need to help each other.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Give it here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
You're a ghost.
Throw me the spring-roll.
Good luck!
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want to tell you about Christmas.
I never hurt anybody.
I'm the only cheesemaker on this planet
You never call me.
You're going to need a clockmaker.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.
I'll help.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You burned it on purpose.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Open the door.
I want you to be extraordinary.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
When the door opens, hide.
I have the letter.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have lost the will to live.
I can offer you a short black.
My life is cursed.
This looks nice.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I'm going to need a knife.
Eating is good for the soul.
This is the perfect time to be here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.
Darling, it's delicious.
You're special.
You are a handsome devil.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Show no mercy
Can I make love?
Who left a candy-bar in the wine cellar?
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Why do you love me, so much?
We need to make better decisions.
It's not open.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I see you smiling.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I volunteer as tribute!
I love winter in America.
We've only got one hope.
This room is shrinking.
Hey, watch me smile.
Dating is like eating cupcakes...
Take this and pray.
You should vote.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
You broke the vase on purpose.
Let's watch TV!
I want you to kiss me.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I will always need you.
We're the same person.
Leave it outside.
I have the poem.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Show me the skateboard.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
How dare you laugh at me!
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I want you to be weak-willed.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Your tongue has turned red.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
You should protect your father.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
A girl needs discipline.
Someone's listening.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Whoop-whoop.
I can offer you a burger.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I want that pony out of my life!
Did you get lucky just now?
This looks bad.
It's not ready.
You devil!
You want it.
Get ready to die.
I see you came prepared.
I want to tell you about the party.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to stop looking at me.
This is a fine mess
It's your fault that the dog died.
Buying a house is like going to the beach...
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're amazing!
We are abrasive.
My life means nothing.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
No one can ever know the truth.
I have powers.
This room is haunted.
We're magnificent.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You could never hate me.
You are a hero.
I am going to the grand opening.
Throw me the spoon.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about the soda.
Can I make dumplings?
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Am I dead, or not?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have the scroll.
Let's dance
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
I want you to betray me.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm trying to leave.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
I feel helpless.
We're ghosts.
I want that duck out of my life!
Someone's in here.
It's not alive.
I will always want you.
Okay, who left a long white in the guest room?
You dropped it.
When the party starts, start singing.
I can offer you a carrot.
This is a day to remember
A boy needs money.
I am heroic.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Take the piano and die.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
My love, it's dead.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I know what to do.
We're going to need a spin doctor.
I see you let yourself in.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I have faith.
You are a poet.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
I want you to be hearty.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
This is the perfect time to be alone.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You are my sunshine.
We're going to need a spatula.
You are not my conscience.
Put it here.
Let's play
Please, sit down.
You should pay the bill.
You never smile.
It's giving me an error message.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You need me.
I feel afraid.
I've reported it to mother.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
It's time to brush your teeth.
It's not easy.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
We need to stay.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I am muddle-headed.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's going to be okay
I can offer you a celery stick.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I bet you know why I'm tired.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I will always despise you.
Dammit, who left a wrench in the kitchen?
You need it.
I want you to be disloyal.
You are my son.
I'm magnificent.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
You angel!
I want to tell you about Friday.
We're going to need a physicist.
I need to tell you about the the pyramids.
Get ready to laugh.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I want you to stop following me.
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I should go to the police.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Take the drink and go.
I see you are thinking.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Throw me the screwdriver.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I'm a god.
We've only got one chance.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You are a thief.
I despise you.
I know math.
My life is a mystery.
You are my reason for living.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Please, stop smoking.
Today is the day
I'll watch.
Leave it here.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Who left a fork in the dungeon?
It's not tight enough.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
I feel anxious.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
We're no good.
We're going to need a shovel.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I want you to be freethinking.
Can I make certain?
You should ask your mother.
A girl needs her mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You're going to need a knight.
I'm the worst scout who ever lived.
You are unappreciative.
We need to play.
I'm trying to believe you.
I never wanted this.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I have a secret.
I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Ha-cha-cha.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
They know it was me
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I want you to cook for me.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Show me the fishcake.
How much money do you have?
We should pay the bill.
This is a stick up.
Leave it to the professionals.
I have the knife.
This looks wrong.
Let's eat
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You never take me seriously.
You're coming with me!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
Can I make the world better?
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want that octopus out of my house!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Good night!
I feel maternal.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
You're weird.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We're going to need a wrench.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Take this with water.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Open it here.
Who left a kite in the corridor?
We need to close it.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
You are an inspiration.
Dare to dream
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to be responsible.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.
This looks great.
I knew you could turn things around.
You can have it.
Open sesame.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your ears have turned black.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I need you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I feel glamorous.
Can I make a treehouse?
Your nose has turned grey.
Don't just stand there.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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