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Dreams are like chocolate...
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
My life means nothing.
My love, it's dead.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
This looks odd.
You are so good to me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to inspire me.
I knew you could turn things around.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
Did you fart yesterday?
A boy needs a job.
I'm a ghost.
I'm trying to understand.
It's giving me grief.
I'm crazy.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Your tongue has turned grey.
Open sesame.
Get ready, or get out.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Sound the alarm!
Take this with you.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You devil!
I want you to stop believing in me.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I never wanted this.
We're the same person.
I want that donkey out of my life!
I want to tell you about the Budweiser.
We need to eat.
Who left a wrench in the outhouse?
You crashed the car on purpose.
I can offer you a Heineken.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You could never fascinate me.
You should protect your mother.
You are an artist.
I know more than you realise.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Can I make a mess?
This room is unstable.
I am complaining.
Take the drink and go.
I'm going to need a saw.
Please, tell me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I've reported it to the press.
Truth will out.
Plug it in here.
I'll get ready.
You're really something!
My life is over.
I am going to the party.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Good morning!
How dare you laugh at me!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I want you to hold me.
We're going to need a pastor.
This is a stick up.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I volunteer to eat it!
I can't find my apple anywhere.
It's giving me hope.
I feel serene.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are so nice to me.
It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Get ready to run.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
You're going to need a lot of food.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
You are my reason for living.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You deserve this
I can offer you a fishcake.
Did you get lucky just now?
I want you to be victimized.
I see you know what to do.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A boy needs money.
We should ask for more money.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You're alone in the universe.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You will always fascinate me.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I want you to stop looking at me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a manicurist.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I have to tell you about the espresso.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
I want that monkey out of my car!
Am I under arrest, or not?
I despise you.
Hey, watch me leave.
Ha-cha-cha.
Your eyes have turned brown.
You are not my favourite.
Let's eat
Be better!
Please, come in.
This is a fine mess
I'm trying to forgive you.
Leave it alone.
I feel bitter.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Stop, in the name of love.
I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?
It's time to pack your bags.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Can I make it up?
Leave it here.
I want you to marry me.
My life is a mystery.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I have to tell you about Monday.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You want it.
I'll keep guard.
I have the time.
We've only got one chance.
Your nose has turned purple.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I know math.
I am going to the funeral.
You are my son.
We are sad.
You're a ghost.
We're going to need a shovel.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
It's not appropriate.
We're going to need a dogcatcher.
I want you to be glamorous.
I want you to stop following me.
Someone's in here.
Hey, watch me move.
We need to help each other.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Don't get too close.
You should find your father.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
You will always want me.
You are a godsend.
I'm the worst security guard on this planet
We're insignificant.
Dating is like fixing the TV...
I want that cat out of my house!
I have 20-20 vision.
I feel eager.
I knew you could fix it.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
We're gods.
I never felt so alone.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take the drink and die.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You never smile.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I love winter in England.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Why do you love me, so much?
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bread.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Good night!
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
It's time to go to bed.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You found it.
Be yourself!
How dare you look at me!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Can I make time?
We've only got one life.
Please, stop crying.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Your eyes have turned green.
You should hide.
I see you are thinking.
Open the window.
Get ready to laugh.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.
I want that badger out of my car!
You should make peace with your father.
We need to stop.
You are an idiot.
I volunteer to go!
How much money do you have?
A boy needs his own room.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Someone's listening.
It's going to be okay
I want you to document my trip to India.
I'm trying to believe you.
You're amazing!
When the bell rings, start crying.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I never loved you.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Drop it here.
We are humorous.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I am going to Christmas.
We're ghosts.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Hand me the ball.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
We've only got one hope.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You angel!
When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want that deer out of my life!
I could never want you.
I have a secret.
Take this with water.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Can I make breakfast?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I know what happened.
I'll open it.
Who left a fishcake in the chapel?
Pride is like a book...
You lost it.
I'm the greatest crook who ever lived.
I feel confident.
This looks wrong.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Darling, it's so juicy.
We need to make out.
It's not mine.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
I volunteer as tribute!
I have to tell you about the party.
I should ask for more money.
I want you to be captivating.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Just be yourself
Show me the guitar.
A girl needs her grandfather.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Open the curtains.
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
This room is shrinking.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Hey, watch me dance.
We're going to need a hypnotist.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I see you let yourself in.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
Let's go
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You should call your father.
You are so mean to me.
Please, stop shouting.
No one can ever know what we did.
I love fall in France.
You never listen.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you.
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You're lucky.
A good man is hard to find.
Leave it outside.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I'm a god.
When the door opens, start singing.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Dare to dream
Can I make amends?
I can offer you a pickle.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
Good luck!
You're going to need a screwdriver.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I want that deer out of my room!
We need to fight.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I have to tell you about the candy-bar.
Delivery!
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I'll be here, if you need me.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Who left a daiquiri in the dining room?
You are a thief.
I know who you are.
Darling, it's dead.
You made me cry on purpose.
I should think about this.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to be impudent.
Take this for luck.
You won't find it.
A girl needs her own room.
Hey, watch me smile.
I'm the best surgeon who ever lived.
This room is bugged.
You are discontented.
I have money.
I want you to love me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
Throw it here.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
Leave it until morning.
I love spring in Australia.
We've only got one option.
My life matters.
We're going to need an explorer.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
Be safe!
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
I volunteer myself!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm the best ventriloquist who ever lived.
I want you to be innovative.
I knew you could see it through.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Whatever happens, don't panic
You are an inspiration.
It's giving me an error message.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I can offer you a good price.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
You're going to need a fork.
When the bell rings, hide.
I will always hate you.
I'm alone in the universe.
I have lost the will to live.
This looks interesting.
I feel hopeful.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
Your tongue has turned black.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
You are my father.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I need to tell you about the unicorn.
Can I make money?
Take the drink and leave.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I've reported it to mother.
You can have it.
I can offer you a croissant.
I love fall in Germany.
You will always despise me.
We need to play.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I see you smiling.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I want you to read to me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I am ugly.
Show me the bike.
You're a god.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
You are not my son.
Did you fart last night?
I love you.
You monster!
You're going to need a lot of water.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I have the letter.
Give it here.
Open the bottle.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You broke the vase on purpose.
Who left a Dr. Pepper in the sauna?
Get ready to die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
You're going to pay!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I need to tell you about the waiting room.
You love me.
You are a poet.
I feel disgusting.
Good grief!
I want that kitten out of my car!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're going to need a matador.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
A boy needs his father.
Throw me the candy-bar.
I want you to look at me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Take this and pray.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
This looks edible.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I am going to Easter.
Did you eat this morning?
You are never too old to learn.
I've reported it to the police.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
It's not open.
Your lips have turned black.
This room is haunted.
Please, sit down.
Don't ask any questions.
All's well that ends well
I'm the best technician on this planet
It was my fault that the dog died.
I want you to be irritated.
Someone's locked the door.
I have the poem.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
We need to close it.
You're going to need a hammer.
Open it here.
I want that shark out of my house!
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Leave it to the professionals.
I feel self-conscious.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Your face has turned white.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Can I make room?
You are a twit.
My love, it's so shiny.
I want you to help me.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
We've only got one bullet.
I never really lived.
This looks nice.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
It's giving me a headache.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I should vote.
You're under arrest!
You're going to need a lot of help.
It's almost over
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You dropped it.
Who left a tortoise in the lounge room?
I'm the only sleuth who ever lived.
It's not working.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
I'm cursed.
We need to make better decisions.
We are handsome.
I need you.
Did you fart just now?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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