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Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to be paternalistic.
Running for office is like doing chores...
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
A girl needs her father.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I see you have done this before.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
When the lights go out, start crying.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Am I coming with you, or not?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I will always love you.
Can I make informed decisions?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
My life is over.
You're amazing!
I have money.
I know who you are.
This is a fine mess
You lost it.
You are an artist.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
We need to help each other.
You are so mean to me.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
It has to work
Take this for luck.
I feel secretive.
Give me the ball.
We're going to need a historian.
This is the worst time to be amused.
You devil!
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Your cheeks have turned black.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
We're the same person.
Hey, watch me smile.
Take the money and leave.
Throw it here.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I can offer you a croissant.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I want you to betray me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Delivery!
You're a ghost.
I have to tell you about the classroom.
Darling, it's delicious.
Your tongue has turned orange.
Who left a chocolate milkshake in the attic?
I want you to stop tricking me.
You will always want me.
Please, don't take that.
Let's drink
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
My life matters.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I'll help.
I know the future.
It's giving me grief.
It's time to go.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
We should go to the police.
We're no good.
A girl needs boundaries.
I heard a sound coming from the library.
You are my only hope.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Why do you tease me, so much?
I love summer in Canada.
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
I volunteer as tribute!
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's not right.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Can I make believe?
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I see you let yourself in.
Man does not live by bread alone.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Open the curtains.
You never call me.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I will always hate you.
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
You're a god.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm going to need a wrench.
You are so nice to me.
No one can ever know the truth.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Someone's watching us.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Be yourself!
Let's watch the game
You are an idiot.
I need to tell you about the basement.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Good morning!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are not my father.
You despise me.
I knew you could open it.
Don't get too close.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Get ready to die.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
This looks peculiar.
Your ears have turned brown.
Take this and pray.
Why do you love me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be a sheriff.
Take the piano and die.
We're lucky.
A boy needs discipline.
We need to unite.
Life is like a forest...
Darling, it's beautiful.
You won't find it.
I have powers.
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
I never felt so alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Can I make art?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I will always need you.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I'm the greatest navigator on this planet
I'm a ghost.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I should think about this.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
Winners don't quit
You're crazy!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This room is unstable.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Gardening is good for the soul.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Someone's coming this way.
You are not my son.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You could never need me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are a godsend.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Who left a doll in the bathroom?
This is a day to remember
You never listen.
I want to tell you about Easter.
I'm trying to help.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Leave it to the professionals.
Throw me the can opener.
I can't find my house anywhere.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
Be better!
You are so good to me.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I love fall in France.
Stop, in the name of love.
You should call your father.
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're going to need a spoon.
Your tongue has turned purple.
I've reported it to mother.
I have the poem.
I am going to the grand opening.
My life means nothing.
I volunteer to eat it!
This looks wrong.
No one can ever know that I like you
I see you are thinking.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
This room is bugged.
Let's get it
If you're done, we'll get started.
I know math.
We are courteous.
We should vote.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
It's time to go to bed.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I can offer you an icecream.
Give it here.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I'm cursed.
It's not appropriate.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
We've only got one life.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Good night!
Make hay while the sun shines.
I'm the worst pickpocket on this planet
You are my favourite.
Get ready to run.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
We're going to need a mobster.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
We're gods.
Love is like a forest...
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
You broke the vase on purpose.
This looks edible.
This is a stick up.
I want that rat out of my car!
I love you.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Give me the licorice twist.
Sound the alarm!
I need to tell you about the funeral.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Please, give up while you can.
You are a liar.
I never could make up my mind.
I'll get it.
You should make peace with your mother.
Your lips have turned stripey.
Cooking is good for the soul.
My love, it's dead.
I'm alone in the universe.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
You angel!
Let's go
I knew you could survive.
Can I make money?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You are vindictive.
I can offer you a soda.
I feel frisky.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to read to me.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Who left a chipmunk in the attic?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Don't wait to be asked.
I have the knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I love fall in England.
A boy needs boundaries.
I'm the greatest lawyer who ever lived.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You made me cry on purpose.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
We should start a business.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
We're going to need a hammer.
When the party starts, start crying.
We're going to need a teacher.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
I see you smiling.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I volunteer myself!
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I've reported it to the President.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You want it.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I'm insignificant.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I hate you.
I can offer you a job.
You will always need me.
Be careful!
Why do you hate me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be a gate-keeper.
You should call your mother.
Your eyes have turned white.
Hey, watch me leave.
I knew you could live like this.
It's not in.
Take this with water.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Let's eat
I am going to Easter.
I want that dog out of my life!
I have needs.
I'll open it.
I want you to clean up after me.
I feel ravenous.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I heard a sound coming from the pantry.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
You are a thief.
Darling, it's dead.
Alright, who left a skateboard in the lounge room?
It's giving me an error message.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You're under arrest!
I am complex.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Someone's listening.
Can I make jelly?
You should go to the police.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Show me the candy-bar.
I never really lived.
I'm trying to leave.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I've reported it to the police.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
How much time do you have?
You crashed the car on purpose.
Leave it outside.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
My life is cursed.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
There's an exception to every rule.
Hey, watch me dance.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Your face has turned spotted.
We're going to need a spatula.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to love me.
I volunteer to go!
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
I am going to the party.
I have the scroll.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You are my sunshine.
I'm the worst bank robber on this planet
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
Be safe!
Alright, who left a turtle in the waiting room?
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Plug it in here.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'm trying to win.
Am I dead, or not?
Throw me the umbrella.
I want you to be fickle.
Time to shine
Please, come closer.
Get ready to laugh.
We should pay the bill.
You should protect your father.
You're really something!
Can I make a pillow fort?
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
This looks great.
You are grieved.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Dating is like eating bread...
I'm a god.
We've only got one of these.
You need it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I'm weird.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
You are so kind to me.
I could never want you.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I have time.
It's not for sale.
I feel ashamed.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Who left a hammer in the kitchen?
Wealth is like a camera...
No one can ever know that you survived.
How much courage do you have?
I never gave up hope.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I'm the only cheesemaker on this planet
Your face has turned pink.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I'm going to need a politician.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Open your heart.
Leave it here.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a cocktail.
Your ears have turned blue.
Please, stop shouting.
It's giving me hope.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I have the will.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
We're going to need a wrench.
Business before pleasure.
I want you to be predatory.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
This is a fine ship
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Can I make up?
We need to stay.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You are my mother.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
I am going to Christmas.
Get ready to dance.
I know what to do.
You never stop to think.
Whoop-whoop.
You will always hate me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
It's not working.
Okay, who left a can opener in the lounge room?
We're ghosts.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
It's your fault that the train was late.
Please, listen to me.
Take this with you.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
It's giving me a headache.
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a burger.
This room is shrinking.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I heard a voice coming from the library.
I feel tough.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
This looks bad.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Open the window.
We're going to need a professor.
Someone's locked the door.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
We should quit.
Your nose has turned grey.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want you to stop following me.
You should write to your mother.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I know where you were.
You're alone in the universe.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
Good grief!
Leave it alone.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I see you for who you are.
It's not tight enough.
You are forceful.
I love summer in Australia.
Take the money and go.
Who left a spoon in the walk-in freezer?
I want you to be gullible.
I need to tell you about the party.
I need to tell you about the candy-bar.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You're going to need a spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
We need to play.
You found it.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
Ha-cha-cha.
Did you get lucky at work?
I want that monkey out of my room!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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