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You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I have faith.

Get ready for this.

I love winter in Spain.

We're magnificent.

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Hey, watch me leave.

I see you know what to do.

You never say what you're thinking.

We need to play.

I can offer you a good price.

Hand me the icecream.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Open the door.

I feel liberated.

Maybe no one will notice

Darling, it's so juicy.

You're a god.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Your nose has turned pink.

My life matters.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm going to need a magician.

It's giving me an error message.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I've reported it to mother.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Take the drink and die.

I want you to stop loving me.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I'll open it.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Don't upset your father, not now.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

I volunteer myself!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Let's get it

Take this with water.

I am young.

You should ask your mother.

We should hide.

When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Did you get lucky last night?

I know what happened.

Can I make soup?

This looks peculiar.

This is a fine ship

You crashed the car on purpose.

We're the same person.

This room is bugged.

Today is the day

Open your heart.

Hand me the skateboard.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I feel afraid.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to hold me.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

You angel!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I love spring in Germany.

I have needs.

I'm no good.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

We've only got one option.

Whoop-whoop.

I see you came prepared.

I'm a god.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.

Your face has turned grey.

Please, stop doing that.

I'm going to need a mathematician.

A boy needs discipline.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Good luck!

You despise me.

I'm trying to save you.

You are a hero.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Your eyes have turned blue.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't fool around.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

It's not the right size.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Okay. Just do what I do.

Why do you love me, so much?

We're going to need a shovel.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I knew you could fix it.

I never wanted this.

Time to shine

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Open the bottle.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I've reported it to the police.

Hey, watch me dance.

You made me cry on purpose.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Can I make it matter?

I am going to the funeral.

Dying is like taking a bath...

I'm a ghost.

I will always want you.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

We've only got one life.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Hopes are like chocolate...

You are not my type.

Your nose has turned purple.

I can offer you a chardonnay.

You want it.

Did you fart today?

Sound the alarm!

When I was little, I wanted to be an optometrist.

Be safe!

I volunteer to go!

I'll watch.

Freedom is like a lake...

How dare you look at me!

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Leave it alone.

Take this and pray.

We're going to need a biologist.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Give me the chair.

We need to fight.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to be sharing.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You are an inspiration.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This looks wrong.

I heard a noise coming from the garage.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You are so kind to me.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

This room is unstable.

I never listened.

I see you every day.

I need to tell you about Easter.

Don't just stand there.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

We're weird.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Give it here.

This is the right time to be amused.

It's not going to fit.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You should find your father.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I have the scroll.

Get ready to run.

Can I make noises?

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

I know who you are.

It's giving me a headache.

Who left a hammer in the walk-in freezer?

You will always despise me.

It was my fault that the dog died.

Winners don't quit

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I can offer you a 7-up.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Take the drink and leave.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Someone's in here.

We're gods.

When the door opens, remain calm.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'm the best locksmith who ever lived.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

You're never going to get away with this!

Be better!

It's time to make lunch.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be absentminded.

This is a day to remember

When I was little, I wanted to be a chimney-sweep.

You're going to need a fork.

You should ask for more money.

Please, stop crying.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Death is like a camera...

How dare you laugh at me!

This looks familiar.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

We're going to need a rat catcher.

I'm trying to understand.

I feel cautious.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I have to tell you about the matador.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I will always need you.

You can't have it.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Take this for luck.

I have the will.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a lot of help.

It's not working.

I'm the worst detective who ever lived.

I see you have done this before.

Fears are like chocolate...

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Put it here.

I love summer in Antarctica.

I never really lived.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Give me the icecream.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

We need to make better decisions.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Delivery!

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

You are a handsome devil.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Let's watch TV!

When I was little, I wanted to be an author.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You are my teacher.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I heard a voice coming from the stable.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I know more than you realise.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Dammit, who left a goat in the attic?

You're a ghost.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

This room is haunted.

I want you to stop me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You are not my favourite.

It's time to go to bed.

Get ready to laugh.

Good morning!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

You are precise.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Take the piano and leave.

I need to tell you about the assassin.

I volunteer as tribute!

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Show no mercy

Your nose has turned orange.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You're insignificant.

I'm going to need a fork.

I'm the greatest bandit who ever lived.

Please, give up while you can.

You never take me seriously.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I am going to the wedding.

We need to break up.

I never wanted to die.

Darling, it's delicious.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Throw me the wrench.

I have a secret.

Someone's listening.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I love spring in Australia.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

I want you to kiss me.

You found it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

This is a fine mess

Having a child is like turning on a faucet...

I can offer you a wine.

Did you fart this morning?

I can't find my saw anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're going to need a terrorist.

This looks interesting.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'm the only scientist who ever lived.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

It's not yours.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I knew you could live like this.

We are appalled.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you.

You monster!

Take the money and leave.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

I heard a voice coming from the lobby.

Leave it until morning.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to be idiosyncratic.

I want you to read to me.

You never do what I want.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I want that dog out of my car!

I'm lucky.

You are an artist.

Did you eat last night?

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Who left an apple in the attic?

You are not my daughter.

You burned it on purpose.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

You're going to need a marine.

I love winter in Australia.

Hey, watch me smile.

Your lips have turned green.

We need to close it.

My love, it's alive.

We should pay the bill.

Someone's coming this way.

My life is cursed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I'll listen.

You are my reason for living.

Let's play

Dreams are like marshmallows...

A boy needs his mother.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Please, give me that.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Your face has turned yellow.

You're under arrest!

Open it here.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You broke it.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I want you to be incensed.

You devil!

This looks bad.

You should protect your father.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I want you to betray me.

This is the right time to be here.

You never stop to think.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I have powers.

I feel ticklish.

Leave it here.

You are dismayed.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

They know it was me

Your ego is like a lake...

The first thing to consider is the cost.

My life is over.

I can offer you a bagel.

We're ghosts.

Okay, who left a knife in the bedroom?

I want that lizard out of my life!

I love summer in China.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I'm the only composer who ever lived.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I volunteer to eat it!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You're going down!

I hate you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You are a godsend.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

It takes one to know one.

Open sesame.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Please, don't touch that.

I've reported it to the press.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I feel shy.

Don't wait to be asked.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I have to tell you about the chocolate milkshake.

I should hide.

This looks suspicious.

I'm insignificant.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I have the time.

Can I make a kite?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

A girl needs her grandfather.

We've only got one of these.

Hey, watch me move.

I never could make up my mind.

Be careful!

I have money.

I can offer you a water.

It's not open.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

You should call your father.

I want that otter out of my house!

I want you to be pleased.

All's well that ends well

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

I heard a voice coming from the office.

Your fears are like chocolate...

We're going to need a spoon.

I'm the best fortune-teller who ever lived.

I could never hate you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Please, sit down.

I know math.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

This looks great.

My love, it's beautiful.

I'll get ready.

Let's eat

Can I make time?

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Who left a cracker in the barn?

You are enervated.

Throw me the knife.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

A golden key can open any door.

We need to eat.

I'm going to need a firefighter.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Did you fart just now?

Take the money and go.

I want you to be tormented.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You are so good to me.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I want that goat out of my car!

I want you to listen to me.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

We're going to need a lot of help.

I'm trying to believe you.

I can't find my puppy anywhere.

Drop it here.

I'm the only painter who ever lived.

Stop, in the name of love.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You deserve this

I knew you could open it.

A girl needs her space.

I have to tell you about the daiquiri.

It's not easy.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Who left a merlot in the laundry?

Good night!

You should vote.

I feel insecure.

I am adventurous.

You're crazy.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Get ready to die.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

This is the worst time to be amused.

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