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I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Your lips have turned green.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

A boy needs his grandmother.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Death is like a beach...

It's giving me an error message.

My love, it's alive.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I'm the best merchant on this planet

We are perceptive.

I see you for who you are.

Can I make popcorn?

I could never want you.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I can offer you a job.

Good grief!

I've reported it to the police.

I volunteer myself!

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Please, don't touch that.

I want that dog out of my house!

You made me cry on purpose.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I can't find my raccoon anywhere.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

No one can ever know how we did it.

Show me the kebab.

You never listen.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

It's your fault that the train was late.

It's time to go.

It was your fault that the wig came off.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm going to need an optometrist.

I'm cursed.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You are so mean to me.

I feel frisky.

I have faith.

My life means nothing.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Let's drink

This looks wrong.

I want you to be satisfied.

I can offer you a lemonade.

You should think about this.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We're the same person.

Give it here.

I need you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Get ready to dance.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

It's not ready.

Take this and pray.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You monster!

Friendship is like a camera...

Can I make a yurt?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Darling, it's so shiny.

When I was little, I wanted to be a director.

How dare you look at me!

You're a ghost.

This is the right time to be afraid.

We need to play.

I'm the only drug dealer who ever lived.

I love spring in China.

It's almost over

Don't ask any questions.

I see you know what to do.

Someone's listening.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Hand me the slice of pizza.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

We are restless.

I can't find my goat anywhere.

Leave it to the professionals.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Hey, watch me leave.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You're going to need a spoon.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You never sing anymore.

This room is shrinking.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Delivery!

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You're coming with me!

I know where you were.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I love you.

Drop it here.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Fears are like marshmallows...

Your cheeks have turned orange.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Be careful!

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

I have powers.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

How dare you smile at me!

When the door opens, hide.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want you to stop believing in me.

We need to unite.

I love summer in Spain.

It's not open.

I can offer you a good price.

I'll get it.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

We're ghosts.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You should call your mother.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Let's get it

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I see you came prepared.

I'm a god.

Who left a kite in the bedroom?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You crashed the car on purpose.

We've only got one chance.

Why do you love me, so much?

This is a day to remember

Can I make a plan?

My love, it's delicious.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Open your heart.

I'm the best taxidermist on this planet

I am going to the party.

Dating is like writing a job application...

I knew you could turn things around.

You angel!

I want you to be aggressive.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I have the poem.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You're lucky.

You're going to need a lot of help.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I can't find my deer anywhere.

I know math.

It's the singer not the song.

Be safe!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I could never hate you.

Knowledge is like a camera...

We're gods.

You are so good to me.

I want that penguin out of my house!

It's not safe.

When the door opens, start crying.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

My life matters.

You never take me seriously.

I want you to help me.

It's giving me a headache.

How dare you laugh at me!

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I never killed anyone.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You are my sunshine.

Ha-cha-cha.

Can I make bubbles?

When I was little, I wanted to be a customs officer.

I've reported it to the press.

I love summer in Germany.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a lifeguard.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm the only pastor who ever lived.

This looks familiar.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Open the bottle.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

This is a fine mess

I'm going to need a saw.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You lost it.

I am impatient.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Leave it outside.

Good luck!

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Time to shine

I have the letter.

This is the right time to be alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

This room is haunted.

Your face has turned black.

You should find your mother.

I can't find my piña colada anywhere.

You're a god.

Courage is like a multi-choice quiz...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

I feel hungry.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Let's dance

We should go to the police.

Hey, watch me move.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Get ready to die.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Someone's in here.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I never listened.

I need to tell you about the ale.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Please, stop shouting.

It wasn't your fault that the label came off.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

You're really something!

I'm trying to leave.

I know what happened.

I can offer you an icecream.

This is a stick up.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to cook for me.

I could never need you.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I volunteer to go!

I want you to be perplexed.

We're alone in the universe.

It's not dead.

We need to break up.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I have a secret.

Show me the bagel.

Can I make art?

You are so kind to me.

I am going to the funeral.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Good morning!

I'll be here, if you need me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

We are miserly.

Hey, watch me smile.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

A boy needs his friends.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You should find your father.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You are not my favourite.

Throw it here.

I see you every day.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Take the drink and die.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Don't get too close.

When the lights go out, start singing.

It's time to go to bed.

Just be yourself

Your eyes have turned blue.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Please, come in.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

I can offer you a whiskey.

We're going to need a can opener.

I never could make up my mind.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Give me the chair.

I could never love you.

You are a hero.

This is a fine ship

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It's giving me hope.

You want me.

We're going to need a physician.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Be yourself!

When I was little, I wanted to be a scout.

How much influence do you have?

I see you are thinking.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Sound the alarm!

It's not the right size.

This room is bugged.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

A girl needs her space.

Can I make pizza?

I want that duck out of my room!

Cooking is good for the soul.

My life is a mystery.

Alright, who left a chardonnay in the kitchen?

I want you to kill me.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I never wanted this.

You are so nice to me.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Take this with water.

I want you to document my trip to England.

We need to close it.

I love winter in Japan.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Hand me the skateboard.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Let's watch the game

We are hardy.

No one can ever know what we did.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I'm going to need an engineer.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You broke it.

I want you to stop loving me.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Buying a house is like doing the laundry...

Someone's locked the door.

You will always despise me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.

I'm alone in the universe.

Darling, it's so expensive.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want you to love me.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

When the lights go out, start crying.

They know it was me

I'll keep guard.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

It was my fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

You should protect your father.

We've only got one hope.

I feel generous.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

You're going to need a shovel.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I never felt so alone.

Who left a coffee in the closet?

Can I make jewelry?

You are my love.

I'm a ghost.

You're amazing!

If you don't want it, put it back.

I see you smiling.

I want you to stop following me.

You devil!

I have the scroll.

I want you to be perfectionist.

I've reported it to the President.

You never have time for me.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Show me the hammer.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You are a twit.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.

Did you get lucky this morning?

I can't find my house anywhere.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You need it.

This looks odd.

Your nose has turned brown.

I can offer you a chardonnay.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

When the door opens, remain calm.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

I have to tell you about the artist.

We're weird.

Don't fool around.

We should think about this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I never wanted to die.

A girl needs love.

I love winter in Brazil.

You're going to pay!

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Your eyes have turned red.

I feel courageous.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Forgiveness is like a good book...

You should ask your mother.

All's well that ends well

We're going to need a lot of help.

Plug it in here.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

You burned it on purpose.

I want that yak out of my life!

It's not mine.

You're going to need a saw.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm the only doctor on this planet

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

This looks edible.

My love, it's so expensive.

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

We're crazy.

You never say what you're thinking.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Getting married is like changing your underwear...

Take the drink and leave.

Throw me the teddy bear.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I see you have done this before.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want you to be forgiving.

You are a godsend.

I'll listen.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Please, come closer.

I feel sad.

You will always need me.

I love spring in Spain.

Who left a wrench in the sauna?

I never loved you.

Your nose has turned black.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We've only got one of these.

I could never despise you.

When the bell rings, start singing.

A girl needs her own room.

Maybe no one will notice

Open the door.

I want you to stop blaming me.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I'm the worst hairdresser who ever lived.

I am going to the wedding.

This looks nice.

Take this with you.

You're going to need a knife.

I want that sheep out of my room!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm going to need a zookeeper.

You are my favourite.

Learning is like writing an I.O.U...

You should ask for more money.

Am I coming with you, or not?

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

How much luck do you have?

I'm trying to open it.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Someone's watching us.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I can offer you a carrot.

I despise you.

We need to help each other.

I never hurt anybody.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I love summer in France.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

When the party starts, start singing.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

A girl needs money.

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