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Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I know where you were.

You could never want me.

I'm the worst surgeon on this planet

I want you to stop me.

It's giving me a headache.

Don't just stand there.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Get ready to die.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Let's go

I feel tenacious.

You're going down!

I never gave up hope.

You are so good to me.

Hey, watch me move.

Hand me the hammer.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I'm a ghost.

We're ghosts.

Did you fart just now?

I've reported it to the police.

This is a fine ship

You are not my daughter.

You're cursed.

I see you for who you are.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

You should make peace with your mother.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Put it here.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

You crashed the car on purpose.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

It's not heavy.

Just be yourself

I want you to stop tricking me.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

I love spring in America.

I want you to be cynical.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are a genius.

I am sober.

I'll wait here.

Whoop-whoop.

Someone's listening.

My life is cursed.

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Good morning!

How much courage do you have?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You need it.

Get ready to run.

You're really something!

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Did you get lucky just now?

It's time to pack your bags.

We've only got one of these.

Be safe!

Your face has turned blue.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

We're the same person.

Take this with you.

Am I dead, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Give me the ball.

Can I make believe?

I'm a god.

A girl needs her own room.

You devil!

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You could never need me.

Please, listen to me.

I will always despise you.

You made me cry on purpose.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

We're going to need a lifeguard.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

No one can ever know that I like you

I know more than you realise.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We need to stop.

Open the window.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

This looks wrong.

You never listen.

I volunteer to eat it!

You're magnificent.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I'm the worst teacher on this planet

She was unconscious when I found her.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Delivery!

I am going to the funeral.

I have 20-20 vision.

You're going to need a spatula.

You are my favourite.

You are an inspiration.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You are so mean to me.

Get ready, or get out.

This is the right time to be here.

I heard a sound coming from the walk-in freezer.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I never hurt anybody.

I have the will.

My life matters.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Who left a teddy bear in the dungeon?

I want you to stop smelling me.

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

When the lights go out, start crying.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Take the piano and die.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

I want you to betray me.

I'll open it.

This room is bugged.

I hate you.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

Someone's having a bad day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Share and share alike.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You could never fascinate me.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I've reported it to mother.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I have powers.

I'm cursed.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Leave it alone.

You angel!

Open your heart.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I know who you are.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Be yourself!

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Good luck!

It's time to go to bed.

I have the letter.

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

You won't find it.

I can offer you a good price.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We need to make a plan.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

You are so kind to me.

You should find your mother.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is the right time to be happy.

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Can I make finger puppets?

I love summer in England.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Stop, in the name of love.

Drop it here.

You are my father.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I'll keep guard.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

You broke the vase on purpose.

Your ears have turned black.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Darling, it's alive.

I could never hate you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

I feel frivolous.

My life is a mystery.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You need me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Please, tell me.

How dare you look at me!

Take the drink and leave.

I'm trying to believe you.

I see you every day.

I never wanted to die.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I can offer you a hot dog.

We're going to need a knife.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're no good.

You never take me seriously.

We've only got one hope.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Hey, watch me smile.

You are a hero.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Throw me the hammer.

You should ask your father.

It's time to go.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Be careful!

You monster!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

They know it was me

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This looks peculiar.

I'll get it.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I'm the only florist who ever lived.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's not appropriate.

I want you to kiss me.

This room is haunted.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You're crazy!

Your face has turned grey.

I am going to the wedding.

You are so nice to me.

We're gods.

Can I make up?

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Stop, in the name of the law.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

I know what happened.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Let's eat

I need to tell you about the goldsmith.

Did you get lucky at work?

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the studio.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I will always want you.

I'm going to need a saw.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Someone's in here.

I can offer you a banana.

Good grief!

I'm special.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

A girl needs money.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are a poet.

Show no mercy

Throw me the pickle.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I should think about this.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I never loved you.

We're going to need a lot of money.

You are my teacher.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I love autumn in Canada.

I can't find my rabbit anywhere.

You're going to need an exterminator.

Never tell tales out of school.

I feel shy.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I'm the greatest taxi-driver who ever lived.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I know what to do.

You will always hate me.

Can I make a sound?

I want you to stop loving me.

You are not my father.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Who left a fork in the stable?

I'm insignificant.

This room is shrinking.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to hold me.

I can offer you a job.

I could never want you.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

We've only got one bullet.

I knew you could survive.

Darling, it's delicious.

It's giving me an error message.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Did you fart yesterday?

Don't fool around.

I have a secret.

This looks interesting.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I'm trying to help.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

You are sad.

Sound the alarm!

I want that lion out of my life!

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Leave it until morning.

Someone's watching us.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I should start a business.

I love summer in Spain.

Can I make history?

Patience is a virtue

You should disown your mother.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop following me.

I'm the worst librarian on this planet

A boy needs his space.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

This is a stick up.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

When I was little, I wanted to be a scout.

I volunteer to go!

I'll listen.

Your nose has turned spotted.

It's not dead.

You're under arrest!

I feel ravenous.

Did you eat at work?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Take this for luck.

I want you to clean up after me.

You are a liar.

Take the money and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Throw it here.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Please, come closer.

You should start a business.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Am I under arrest, or not?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I have the poem.

It's time to make lunch.

I want that duck out of my room!

I never really lived.

I'm no good.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

This is the worst time to be here.

How dare you smile at me!

I despise you.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Let well alone.

Leave it outside.

It's now or never

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You're going to need a printer.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm the greatest spelunker who ever lived.

He was unconscious when I found him.

This looks great.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Hey, watch me leave.

A girl needs confidence.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

We're going to need a spoon.

We are tasteless.

Let's play

We should hide.

Becoming rich is like opening a door...

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

Please, don't eat that.

You should listen to your father.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's delicious.

I volunteer as tribute!

I need to tell you about the the escape-pod.

I want you to inspire me.

I'll help.

We're special.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I've reported it to the President.

Dammit, who left a frog in the library?

Take this with water.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You know it.

Your nose has turned black.

I love fall in England.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

No one can ever know what we did.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

I want that sheep out of my car!

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

We need to open it.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This is a fine mess

A boy needs a job.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Did you eat last night?

I have money.

Please, come in.

I see you let yourself in.

You're going to need a brewer.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I volunteer myself!

You never stop to think.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

It's going to be okay

I am skeptical.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Hand me the umbrella.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

Your lips have turned blue.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I can offer you a cracker.

You fascinate me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Let's drink

I knew you could turn things around.

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

Can I make it better?

Leave it here.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You are an artist.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You should hide.

You are my inspiration.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

A boy needs discipline.

I'm trying to win.

I want that deer out of my life!

We need to close it.

I'm the greatest salesperson who ever lived.

I have the card.

It's your fault that the cat died.

When the party starts, hide.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's not easy.

I need to tell you about the hot dog.

You lost it.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Hey, watch me dance.

Take the money and go.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

We are crude.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Please, lie down.

I am going to the grand opening.

I will always hate you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I need to tell you about the party.

I can offer you a croissant.

I love spring in Antarctica.

You burned it on purpose.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Okay, who left a gin and tonic in the waiting room?

Open the door.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

I have faith.

Your face has turned brown.

Clothes do not make the man.

You love me.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I'm going to need a herbalist.

Let's watch the game

I want that tortoise out of my room!

You should quit.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

Open it here.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

We are regimental.

I'm weird.

Why do you love me, so much?

Take the drink and die.

This is the worst time to be alone.

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