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You're a god.
You dropped it.
My life means nothing.
Time is like a party...
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Please, sit down.
Who left a chicken wing in the library?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm trying to win.
I know what happened.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You're going to need a knife.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
You are so nice to me.
You're crazy!
I see you came prepared.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Nothing succeeds like success.
I want you to stop tricking me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Open it here.
I'm alone in the universe.
I volunteer myself!
This room is bugged.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
We're the same person.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
Take this and pray.
We are devious.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
Be better!
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want you to listen to me.
I never felt so alone.
Good night!
Get ready to laugh.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Darling, it's dead.
It's time to go.
Dare to dream
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Why do you love me, so much?
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'll get ready.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I have the knife.
I have money.
Open your heart.
I feel silly.
I want you to be domineering.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm the only beggar on this planet
Someone's listening.
You never take me seriously.
I will always hate you.
Let's watch TV!
The first thing to consider is safety.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We're going to need an explorer.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
We need to unite.
It's not heavy.
I need to tell you about the bratwurst.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You angel!
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want that goat out of my room!
I bet you know why I'm going.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm a god.
This is a day to remember
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to marry me.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You're amazing!
I know math.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Gardening is good for the soul.
We're gods.
My life is over.
This looks wrong.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Finding a job is like making a salad...
Your tongue has turned blue.
I've reported it to the police.
Did you eat last night?
You broke it.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We should hide.
You are paternalistic.
Take this with you.
I want you to be complex.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Darling, it's so juicy.
I feel funny.
Let's drink
You should write to your father.
If you don't want it, put it back.
When the bell rings, hide.
Throw me the kebab.
I see you for who you are.
I heard a voice coming from the conservatory.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I have to tell you about Easter.
Take the money and go.
Leave it here.
This is the worst time to be angry.
We've only got one chance.
I'm going to need a fork.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Your ears have turned white.
You are a godsend.
I'll sit on it.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
Please, come in.
You're a ghost.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I love spring in Japan.
It's not the right size.
Sound the alarm!
Open the bottle.
Stop, in the name of love.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We need to make better decisions.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
We are loyal.
I'm the best private detective who ever lived.
You will always hate me.
I should start a business.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to be frivolous.
You're going to need a shoemaker.
It's time to go to bed.
You're alone in the universe.
I have the will.
Be careful!
Okay. Just do what I do.
I've reported it to mother.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to clean up after me.
You are not my conscience.
I have lost the will to live.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Hand me the hammer.
Just try not to cry
Crime is like a spring day...
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Your tongue has turned grey.
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop following me.
Who left a wine in the garage?
I volunteer to eat it!
I know more than you realise.
My love, it's alive.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want that crab out of my house!
You are so kind to me.
Good morning!
Hey, watch me leave.
I see you every day.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can offer you a job.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
Get ready, or get out.
You are funky.
Take the drink and leave.
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Learning is like lighting a fire...
Please, don't eat that.
Leave it alone.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I want you to be methodical.
We're no good.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
You monster!
We're going to need a fork.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Give it here.
I'm the best interior designer who ever lived.
I want to tell you about the cocktail.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Don't get too close.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You need me.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm here.
It's giving me a headache.
Be yourself!
I love fall in Germany.
We need to stop.
My life is cursed.
This is a fine mess
Open sesame.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
A girl needs confidence.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm going to need a spy.
It's not going to fit.
Can I make it fun?
Throw me the fishcake.
I am going to the funeral.
It's time to make lunch.
This room is shrinking.
I have powers.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to kill me.
We've only got one bullet.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I knew you could turn things around.
Hey, watch me move.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is the right time to be alone.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Darling, it's alive.
You are a thief.
I want you to be presumptuous.
Take the piano and leave.
You never smile.
We're going to need a wrench.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I want that puppy out of my life!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I see you know what to do.
Just be yourself
I've reported it to the President.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You should ask your father.
I'm the greatest juggler who ever lived.
Your eyes have turned brown.
Reading is all I can manage now.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
I can't find my turtle anywhere.
It's not ready.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'll watch.
We need to play.
I want you to stop loving me.
I feel sore.
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Can I make art?
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You will always want me.
My life is a mystery.
I can offer you a good price.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We should go to the police.
I know the future.
I never loved you.
You're crazy.
You are interested.
This looks interesting.
You're really something!
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
Who left a banana in the garage?
It was my fault that the train was late.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shepherd.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Leave it to the professionals.
I am going to the grand opening.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
My love, it's delicious.
I could never want you.
I have to tell you about the party.
Show me the skateboard.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Please, stay where you are.
We're ghosts.
How dare you look at me!
Your face has turned spotted.
I want to tell you about the carrot.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You are a liar.
Can I make believe?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're going to need a spatula.
Fears are like chocolate...
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I can offer you a chicken wing.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
No one can ever know that I like you
We're alone in the universe.
This looks peculiar.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are my teacher.
Hey, watch me dance.
You could never want me.
I'm a ghost.
It's now or never
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're going to need a thief.
This room is unstable.
I want you to help me.
I'm the greatest deputy who ever lived.
I knew you could live like this.
I can't find my bird anywhere.
You never stop to think.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's not in.
I have the poem.
Leave it until morning.
Plug it in here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a game show host.
You should disown your mother.
Darling, it's delicious.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You are so mean to me.
I will always love you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Someone's coming this way.
How dare you smile at me!
Your lips have turned grey.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.
You are fatalistic.
Laughter is like a violin...
You're going to need a lot of help.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I am going to Easter.
When the door opens, hide.
Show me the guitar.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I have to tell you about the Hell.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to be disloyal.
You are an artist.
I have to tell you about Monday.
I'll wait here.
I have 20-20 vision.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Take this with water.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You can't have it.
I want that cheetah out of my car!
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You're special.
Did you fart while I was away?
Please, come closer.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I love winter in India.
You should go to the police.
Good grief!
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Can I make up a story?
This looks great.
You're going to need a saw.
I never wanted this.
Forgiveness is like a canvas...
No one suspects a thing
I'm going to need a goatherd.
We've only got one option.
You devil!
I can't find my car anywhere.
We are frustrated.
A girl needs money.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
You're coming with me!
Every stick has two ends.
I feel like crying.
I want you to be excitable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
This is a stick up.
You are a genius.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I know what to do.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
We need to eat.
It's not appropriate.
I am going to the wedding.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I want you to love me.
Can I make animal sounds?
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
I want that duck out of my life!
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
We should ask for more money.
You crashed the car on purpose.
No one can ever know how we did it.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
My love, it's so juicy.
Take the piano and go.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I'm trying to open it.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Open the window.
I love summer in India.
I hate you.
Am I coming with you, or not?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
I'm the greatest pastor who ever lived.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
I feel assertive.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
We are familial.
Drop it here.
I want to tell you about Friday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
This room is haunted.
You will always need me.
Throw me the banana.
You are my favourite.
You are an inspiration.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'll keep guard.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want that kangaroo out of my room!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You're no good.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
My love, it's so shiny.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
You are so good to me.
We're going to need a scientist.
We need to stay.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Who left a kebab in the cloakroom?
Someone's having a bad day.
I want you to be wealthy.
I've reported it to the press.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This looks nice.
Defeat is like a piano...
You should listen to your father.
I despise you.
A boy needs love.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You're going to need a spoon.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are excited.
You're going down!
Stop, in the name of the law.
Can I make a list?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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