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I should think about this.

I love fall in Spain.

I'm the best physician on this planet

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Sound the alarm!

You never sing anymore.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We are encouraged.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Good night!

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

How dare you look at me!

I never gave up hope.

Be better!

Just breathe

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I've reported it to the press.

You despise me.

You're going to need a shovel.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are so nice to me.

I want you to love me.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Open sesame.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I want you to stop following me.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I'll listen.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

Can I make connections?

I know the future.

Take this with water.

We're ghosts.

I heard a voice coming from the sauna.

You are not my favourite.

I have the scroll.

You're a god.

I want to tell you about the Heaven.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I'm trying to care.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I want you to be enervated.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's giving me grief.

You should write to your father.

I knew you could fix it.

I see you came prepared.

We're alone in the universe.

Whoop-whoop.

I volunteer to eat it!

Who left a penguin in the wine cellar?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

I want that seagull out of my room!

Your eyes have turned grey.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I feel worked up.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Someone's watching us.

How dare you laugh at me!

I have a secret.

You never do what I want.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Be yourself!

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

You're coming with me!

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Get ready for this.

Throw it here.

I am going to the party.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I know more than you realise.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

We've only got one life.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

My life is a mystery.

Please, come closer.

We need to stay.

You should ask for more money.

You angel!

No one can ever know that I survived.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.

This is a stick up.

Don't fool around.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I never killed anyone.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Having a child is like doing chores...

I can offer you a muffin.

Who left a mojito in the outhouse?

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

This looks bad.

Can I make laughter?

I want you to be injured.

I knew you could turn things around.

Take the piano and leave.

We're gods.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's not the right size.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Darling, it's so juicy.

A boy needs a job.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

You're crazy!

You need it.

You are not my daughter.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have needs.

You're weird.

You never stop to think.

Stop, in the name of the law.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You are a handsome devil.

I have the knife.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Your lips have turned blue.

Let's dance

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I love fall in Germany.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I will always want you.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You should listen to your father.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Good luck!

Leave it here.

Don't ask any questions.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Take this with you.

Your face has turned pink.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Get ready to die.

This room is haunted.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

I'll sit on it.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Leave it alone.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I see you for who you are.

A girl needs her mother.

Please, stop doing that.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I never really lived.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Give me the can opener.

Take the money and go.

This looks nice.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I volunteer myself!

You can have it.

It's your fault that the cat died.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fisher.

Did you eat just now?

This is a day to remember

You devil!

Okay. Just do what I do.

It's giving me hope.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Am I dead, or not?

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You never take me seriously.

I've reported it to mother.

You fascinate me.

I want you to clean up after me.

You're going to need a wizard.

I want that porcupine out of my life!

You are an inspiration.

Hey, watch me leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You are my mother.

Don't get too close.

It has to work

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I have money.

You are so mean to me.

We need to close it.

I want you to be jubilant.

I know math.

My life means nothing.

We are high-handed.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I love you.

Let's go

I see you let yourself in.

I love spring in England.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'll watch.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

You should protect your father.

It's time to go.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Take the money and leave.

We're cursed.

I feel lost.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.

A boy needs money.

Please, don't drink that.

This looks great.

I'm the best secretary on this planet

I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.

Drop it here.

This room is shrinking.

I need to tell you about the saké.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Did you eat this morning?

Can I make certain?

Someone's having a bad day.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want that puppy out of my room!

You never say what you're thinking.

Getting married is like changing your underwear...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Find some proof that they fooled you.

You are my inspiration.

Hand me the bread-stick.

We are liberated.

My life is cursed.

I am going to Christmas.

We're the same person.

You need me.

I want you to kill me.

I love summer in Brazil.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Be safe!

I'll wait here.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Who left a ball in the pantry?

We're going to need an entrepreneur.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You should make peace with your mother.

Get ready to laugh.

I feel excited.

I'm the greatest undertaker who ever lived.

This is a fine ship

How dare you smile at me!

You're a ghost.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

You know it.

I have faith.

I know who you are.

It's not for sale.

Darling, it's dead.

It's time to pack your bags.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

No one can ever know what we did.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

We've only got one option.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I never wanted this.

Knitting is good for the soul.

We're going to need a fork.

Your face has turned black.

I knew you could live like this.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I am going to Easter.

Leave it to the professionals.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

You are so kind to me.

You will always hate me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You are lonely.

I want you to be subjective.

Please, don't eat that.

This looks edible.

Delivery!

You should pay the bill.

You can't have it.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Be careful!

I'm a ghost.

You should listen to your mother.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

We need to help each other.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Dammit, who left a beer in the dining room?

Your eyes have turned spotted.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Take the money and die.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

This is the worst time to be here.

You are an artist.

Falling in love is like doing chores...

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

When I was little, I wanted to be a customs officer.

I never loved you.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

You're going to need a spoon.

I have the gun.

I want to tell you about the wardrobe.

I'm alone in the universe.

I want you to read to me.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Someone's in here.

Show me the kite.

I am going to the grand opening.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This looks suspicious.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Your nose has turned blue.

I feel devious.

Get ready to dance.

I'm the best bricklayer who ever lived.

I want that chicken out of my life!

Victory is like a party...

You are not my father.

We're going to need a personal trainer.

You are winning.

I can offer you an ale.

You are my reason for living.

Alright, who left a wine in the garage?

We've only got one bullet.

Leave it outside.

Dying is like fixing a computer...

Plug it in here.

You are so good to me.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

It's not ready.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I love winter in America.

I want you to stop me.

Silence is golden.

You should disown your father.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

Show no mercy

I see you are thinking.

How much courage do you have?

You crashed the car on purpose.

Please, stop crying.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Hand me the croissant.

We're going to need a lot of water.

You could never fascinate me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

A girl needs her grandfather.

You're cursed.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I want that kitten out of my room!

I want you to be blunt.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

We're going to need a spatula.

Take the drink and die.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You are a godsend.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I never wanted to die.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

It's not appropriate.

I want you to cook for me.

I'm going to need a programmer.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

When the door opens, start singing.

You are my son.

I need to tell you about the apple juice.

Your opinion is like a violin...

We need to eat.

Who left a teddy bear in the dining room?

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

It's giving me an error message.

I feel threatened.

Please, give me that.

I have the card.

Good morning!

You are not my conscience.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Ha-cha-cha.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You should call your father.

Falling in love is like applying for a job...

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Hey, watch me move.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

I never hurt anybody.

A boy needs discipline.

Throw me the spoon.

I'm the best mortician on this planet

It's not safe.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Why do you love me, so much?

Open the door.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You broke it.

I want you to be tasteful.

Your lips have turned green.

Please, look at me.

I want you to help me.

My life is over.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I need to tell you about the cell.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Don't just stand there.

We need to order pizza.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

It's time to go to bed.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I'm a god.

I want that fly out of my room!

I bet you know why I'm here.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Get ready, or get out.

I can offer you a job.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Laughter is like a mountain...

Dying is like turning on a faucet...

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm trying to believe you.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Who left a saw in the kitchen?

I can offer you a kebab.

No one can ever know how we did it.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I am cerebral.

This is a fine mess

We're insignificant.

Hand me the screwdriver.

I have the time.

You're going to need a can opener.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

I want you to kiss me.

You made me cry on purpose.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Darling, it's alive.

It's not heavy.

A boy needs his space.

I want that cat out of my room!

This room is bugged.

My life matters.

I can't find my chicken anywhere.

It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.

I love summer in India.

This is the worst time to be alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

We need to fight.

I never listened.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I can offer you a bagel.

I could never despise you.

You never listen.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Learning is like taking a bath...

You're never going to get away with this!

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