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We are antisocial.

I'm the greatest torturer who ever lived.

You are so good to me.

Let's drink

Did you fart yesterday?

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

You dropped it.

You are a thief.

Get ready to laugh.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I need to tell you about the smoothie.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Drop it here.

I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.

I never loved you.

Delivery!

I want you to look at me.

This room is unstable.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

You're a god.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never listen.

You angel!

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I can offer you a good price.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

I want that beetle out of my room!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I will always want you.

Be safe!

Someone's listening.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm alone in the universe.

I have faith.

I've reported it to mother.

Please, stop smoking.

I know more than you realise.

We're the same person.

You love me.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I'll help.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Take the piano and go.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Your lips have turned red.

Take this with water.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I see you smiling.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can offer you a punch.

Show me the can opener.

Darling, it's so expensive.

How dare you smile at me!

I'm going to need a scout.

I'm the greatest pastor who ever lived.

I am tasteless.

The customer is always right.

Open the window.

It's time to go to bed.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are so nice to me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You are a hero.

I want you to betray me.

This is a stick up.

Good grief!

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.

I never killed anyone.

You won't find it.

This looks wrong.

It's not ready.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You will always hate me.

We're ghosts.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

Leave it to the professionals.

We're going to need a spatula.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

You never smile.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

You devil!

Can I make a show?

Who left a hot dog in the outhouse?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Be yourself!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You're under arrest!

I'll get ready.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I'm going to need a painter.

I want you to be frivolous.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I feel guilty.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Your nose has turned pink.

I can offer you a job.

I am secure.

We've only got one option.

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

Your cheeks have turned grey.

Get ready to run.

You're insignificant.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I'm a ghost.

Don't fool around.

Please, don't drink that.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I love winter in Spain.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Take the piano and die.

Someone's locked the door.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I've reported it to Interpol.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You should protect your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You are so kind to me.

A boy needs his father.

My life is over.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I see you for who you are.

I love you.

This room is shrinking.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I am going to Easter.

You will always need me.

This looks familiar.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Open the door.

I'll listen.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Put it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

Can I make art?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

You never take me seriously.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Good night!

We need to unite.

I want you to stop me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

It's your fault that the cat died.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a tax collector.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Please, come closer.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

It's not heavy.

You're a ghost.

Get ready for this.

I volunteer to go!

Let's go

We're lucky.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

I want to tell you about the sandwich.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I love spring in Canada.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Someone's watching us.

Did you get lucky just now?

Sound the alarm!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Who left a wrench in the library?

Show no mercy

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I am provoked.

I have money.

Leave it here.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Friendship is like a book...

Hey, watch me smile.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

I hate you.

Good luck!

I heard weeping coming from the classroom.

I feel outrageous.

I never felt so alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

We need to make a plan.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Open the curtains.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I'm the worst soldier who ever lived.

Hand me the spatula.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You should find your mother.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I can offer you a cracker.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like writing a memo...

We're magnificent.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You're going to need a hammer.

I want you to love me.

I want you to be irreligious.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Why do you tease me, so much?

My life is cursed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.

I see you every day.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

We're going to need a police officer.

I've reported it to the police.

You are not my type.

I want you to stop tricking me.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can't find my beetle anywhere.

I know math.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I'll wait here.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Can I make a kite?

You will always want me.

I have lost the will to live.

Let's get it

I want you to document my trip to France.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Throw it here.

This looks odd.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I need to tell you about the lobby.

This is a fine ship

Your success is like a multi-choice quiz...

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You're going to need a lot of friends.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Your lips have turned pink.

I could never want you.

A girl needs her father.

I want you to help me.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Dare to dream

Open your heart.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Please, don't take that.

I can offer you a wine.

Throw me the hot dog.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I want that tortoise out of my house!

I feel fortunate.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I know what to do.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Don't wait to be asked.

You are a handsome devil.

I want you to be arrogant.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Take the money and go.

I see you have done this before.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

We're gods.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's not right.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Live and learn.

You should ask your mother.

This looks bad.

Someone's in here.

You're special.

Get ready, or get out.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I want you to stop loving me.

You are not my son.

Let's watch TV!

Reading is all I can manage now.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I need to tell you about Easter.

Your nose has turned white.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

I have the poem.

We're going to need a shovel.

I'm going to need a saxophonist.

I'm the only biologist who ever lived.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Open the bottle.

I'm trying to win.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I feel dramatic.

Alright, who left a camel in the outhouse?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I can offer you a macchiato.

I know the future.

Hey, watch me leave.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

We are tolerant.

We've only got one chance.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You will always despise me.

How dare you laugh at me!

This is the right time to be afraid.

Don't get too close.

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

I've reported it to the press.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a trapper.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

You are my only hope.

I never hurt anybody.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

It's not dead.

Throw me the ball.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We're crazy.

Good morning!

You monster!

Darling, it's delicious.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Someone's having a bad day.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

I want you to read to me.

I want you to be dismayed.

I have the time.

My life matters.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I know what happened.

I'm the best interpreter who ever lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

You're amazing!

We need to help each other.

This looks suspicious.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

This room is bugged.

I knew you could make up your mind.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Am I dead, or not?

I see you are thinking.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Your eyes have turned white.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You can do this

You're going to need a lot of sand.

You are clever.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I'm a god.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Someone's coming this way.

Can I make amends?

I heard laughter coming from the lobby.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

I never could make up my mind.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Who left a juice in the corridor?

It's time to make lunch.

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

You need me.

We've only got one hope.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

You're going to need a pilot.

You made me cry on purpose.

This is a fine mess

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Please, sit down.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to be dry.

My life is a mystery.

It's giving me grief.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want to tell you about the party.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're crazy.

I feel paranoid.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want that rabbit out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We are secretive.

You are so mean to me.

I love autumn in Spain.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Poverty is like a violin...

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

They know it was me

I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.

You are an inspiration.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

It's not yours.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You're really something!

You never call me.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Take this with you.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I never listened.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Be careful!

I will always hate you.

We're going to need a knife.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I have 20-20 vision.

Can I make laughter?

You are the best person I have ever met.

Hand me the bike.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

This is the right time to be alone.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Let's watch the game

I'm the best chauffeur who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

We're going to need a sleuth.

I have the will.

I can offer you a water.

It's giving me a headache.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You should call your mother.

I need to tell you about the sandwich.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to cook for me.

I want you to be ambitious.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I could never despise you.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You're going down!

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I want that lion out of my house!

Dammit, who left a guitar in the bathroom?

Becoming rich is like tidying your room...

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I'll watch.

Winners don't quit

I want you to stop blaming me.

I'm the best construction worker who ever lived.

It's your fault that the train was late.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Take this for luck.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

Don't ask any questions.

We need to close it.

A boy needs a job.

We are glad.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

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