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How much luck do you have?
I want that crab out of my life!
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
It's time to go.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I love winter in Australia.
Be better!
You will always despise me.
It's not tight enough.
I'm the only impersonator who ever lived.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
I knew you could survive.
I want you to cook for me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Leave it until morning.
I have 20-20 vision.
We're alone in the universe.
I am aloof.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel old.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
We need to stop.
I'm trying to win.
I'm a god.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are so nice to me.
Good night!
I want you to stop tricking me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Alright, who left a chicken in the kitchen?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Show me the bike.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We're ghosts.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Let's drink
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I'll help.
Your face has turned orange.
Delivery!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You broke it.
I want you.
How dare you laugh at me!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Throw it here.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Why do you tease me, so much?
This looks nice.
We've only got one bullet.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Please, don't drink that.
You are not my favourite.
It's not safe.
I never wanted to die.
Take this with you.
A girl needs boundaries.
I've reported it to the press.
We are compassionate.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Open your heart.
I should ask for more money.
This room is shrinking.
We're magnificent.
It's time to go to bed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I can offer you a job.
Can I make music?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I knew you could fix it.
Get ready to run.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Who left a spring-roll in the attic?
Be safe!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You're coming with me!
I'm a ghost.
My love, it's so expensive.
It was your fault that the dog died.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
No one can ever know that I survived.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
We need to go.
You never call me.
I know math.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You will always want me.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Why do you love me, so much?
Take this with water.
Take the money and die.
Don't just stand there.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Someone's having a bad day.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
How dare you look at me!
I need to tell you about the laundry.
My life is a mystery.
You're going to need a publisher.
Hey, watch me dance.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have the letter.
I could never despise you.
I'm the worst sailor on this planet
This looks suspicious.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Put it here.
A girl needs discipline.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
You should listen to your mother.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I love winter in China.
I want you to betray me.
This room is haunted.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I am indulgent.
Leave it outside.
I'll wait here.
I knew you could see it through.
Okay, who left a teddy bear in the cell?
You are so good to me.
This is a stick up.
You're crazy.
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
Ha-cha-cha.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
You're a ghost.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
You are a genius.
Can I make a pact?
I never really lived.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
I see you every day.
I can offer you a muffin.
You won't find it.
I'm going to need a fork.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You burned it on purpose.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We've only got one life.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Take the piano and die.
I feel relaxed.
I have to tell you about the the pyramids.
Dreams are like chocolate...
You're going to need a jailer.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
This looks interesting.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I want you to be coarse.
My life is cursed.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
You're really something!
It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.
This is the right time to be alone.
Get ready, or get out.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
You devil!
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Someone's listening.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
I love spring in India.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I volunteer myself!
Don't get mad, get even.
You should write to your father.
Hand me the ball.
Sound the alarm!
Please, stop doing that.
I want you to love me.
Your lips have turned black.
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It's giving me an error message.
You should vote.
Be careful!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I can offer you a lemonade.
I want that frog out of my room!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
It's your fault that the crops died.
This room is unstable.
I'm trying to care.
You want it.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Can I make soup?
You are so mean to me.
You're a god.
I'll open it.
Romance is like a piano...
How much money do you have?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I've reported it to the President.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Good luck!
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I bet you know why I'm going.
When the party starts, remain calm.
This is the worst time to be here.
You're under arrest!
You never listen.
I'm the greatest monk who ever lived.
It's now or never
We need to order pizza.
This is a fine mess
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You're going to need a spatula.
I have the time.
Show me the chair.
Take this and pray.
I love summer in Canada.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
It's not for sale.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Don't ask any questions.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Open sesame.
You are an idiot.
Did you fart yesterday?
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.
You're magnificent.
My love, it's beautiful.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Having a child is like opening a bottle of wine...
No one can ever know how we did it.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
Am I dead, or not?
Leave it here.
I see you are thinking.
I want that puppy out of my life!
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I'll get it.
A girl needs a job.
I want you to document my trip to France.
You are discourteous.
I am going to the funeral.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
Please, don't eat that.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You're amazing!
You never sing anymore.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
We've only got one chance.
I feel lucky.
Who left a saw in the basement?
I have to tell you about the gnome.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
When I was little, I wanted to be a sage.
Can I make sushi?
Give me the chair.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You should call your mother.
Take the money and go.
I just want an orange juice. What's wrong with that?
Someone's watching us.
Your ears have turned spotted.
Hey, watch me move.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
Let's get it
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
You dropped it.
No one can ever know what we did.
No one can ever know that I was here.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's time to make lunch.
I want that panda out of my life!
We need to fight.
Be yourself!
I can offer you a saké.
You are a poet.
You're going to need a guru.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
I want you to be vulnerable.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pianist.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are so kind to me.
We should quit.
I'm the worst captain who ever lived.
You are expedient.
Can I make amends?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I've reported it to Interpol.
We've only got one of these.
I'll watch.
My life is over.
You're going to need a spoon.
You should make peace with your father.
I know where you were.
Give it here.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'm cursed.
It has to work
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I am going to the wedding.
Hand me the banana.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Let's watch the game
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
Take the drink and die.
Who left a can opener in the cloakroom?
I love autumn in Brazil.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Am I allowed to go, or not?
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
You are a thief.
Darling, it's delicious.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I want you to be calculating.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
You monster!
You will always need me.
I feel inferior.
I want that tortoise out of my car!
I have the poem.
We're going to need a private detective.
I knew you could open it.
How much courage do you have?
Find some proof that I tricked you.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
We are stiff.
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I despise you.
I never killed anyone.
Good grief!
I want you to help me.
A girl needs her own room.
Don't get too close.
Give me the bratwurst.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
This looks odd.
Please, come in.
My life means nothing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
You should disown your father.
Get ready to dance.
You're no good.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
I can offer you a beer.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Justice is like a bar of soap...
Maybe no one will notice
I need to tell you about Sunday.
It's giving me a headache.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Who left a chipmunk in the dining room?
I want that goldfish out of my car!
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Take the drink and go.
I know more than you realise.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I love summer in Antarctica.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I'm the greatest plumber on this planet
Let's eat
This room is bugged.
I want you to be faithful.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Can I make history?
Open the curtains.
You are an inspiration.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I see you for who you are.
I'm going to need a ninja.
We need to make a plan.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I want you to marry me.
You are my love.
I will always hate you.
I can offer you a good price.
I have a secret.
Give me the doll.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
This is the right time to be happy.
I am open-minded.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Please, stop smoking.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
This is a fine ship
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Your tongue has turned blue.
My love, it's dead.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You found it.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm the only bank robber on this planet
I know the future.
I heard a voice coming from the control room.
We're the same person.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Get ready to die.
Today is the day
I bet you know why I'm here.
I have the scroll.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
This looks familiar.
You never say what you're thinking.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Reading is good for the soul.
I will always love you.
Open the door.
I want you to be sweaty.
I am going to the grand opening.
Take the piano and go.
Who left a bike in the cloakroom?
How dare you smile at me!
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Please, don't take that.
How much influence do you have?
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to break up.
Hand me the spatula.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're weird.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
We're going to need a teacher.
When I was little, I wanted to be a busker.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You are not my type.
You should protect your mother.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Peace is like a good book...
I see you let yourself in.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
You are an artist.
We're gods.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I am cautious.
I want you to listen to me.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
When the bell rings, hide.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You never smile.
I know what happened.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Can I make a mess?
Don't wait to be asked.
Leave it to the professionals.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Your eyes have turned red.
I want that turtle out of my room!
I'll sit on it.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
I have needs.
We're crazy.
I'm the worst athlete who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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