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You're cursed.

Put it here.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm trying to forgive you.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

She was unconscious when I found her.

Someone's locked the door.

Can I make laughter?

My life means nothing.

A boy needs confidence.

You are so nice to me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You are my son.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'll open it.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

You can have it.

Give me the bagel.

I volunteer myself!

Find some proof that they tricked you.

How dare you smile at me!

Did you get lucky today?

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I'm a god.

Take the drink and die.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to look at me.

Your lips have turned brown.

You're going to need a spoon.

No one can ever know how we did it.

We are forgiving.

Leave it to the professionals.

I never killed anyone.

You should find your mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

Good night!

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I've reported it to the President.

This is a fine mess

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I have powers.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

It's not for sale.

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

You're coming with me!

I have the knife.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

We're the same person.

Who left a fork in the lobby?

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Open the bottle.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

We should think about this.

Please, be careful.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I see you for who you are.

I'm the greatest matador on this planet

You're no good.

Sound the alarm!

Get ready to laugh.

I despise you.

I want you to be rigid.

Hey, watch me dance.

Be careful!

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I am going to Easter.

Can I make it right?

I want to tell you about the gin and tonic.

I feel humble.

When the door opens, remain calm.

You're going to need a priest.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Let's dance

Darling, it's dead.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to hold me.

It's time to pack your bags.

We need to unite.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I know what happened.

You never take me seriously.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

You are so mean to me.

A girl needs discipline.

This looks suspicious.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I love summer in England.

You could never want me.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

This is a fine ship

How much money do you have?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Don't get too close.

This is crazy

Pride is like a mountain...

Am I coming with you, or not?

Take this with you.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want that dog out of my car!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

It's not working.

I have the need, the need for speed.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

I am distracted.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Open it here.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know the truth.

Please, tell me.

It's giving me grief.

Be better!

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You need it.

I've reported it to the police.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You are a liar.

I want you to inspire me.

I can offer you a water.

Can I make babies?

This room is shrinking.

Why do you love me, so much?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Hey, watch me leave.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Get ready, or get out.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I love winter in Canada.

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to stop loving me.

Who left a shovel in the lounge room?

It's time to make lunch.

I'm going to need a bodyguard.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the another dimension.

We're cursed.

Good luck!

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Did you fart this morning?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I am agonizing.

This is a day to remember

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Your ears have turned white.

Power is like an autumn day...

Hand me the knife.

Eating is all I can manage now.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

I'm a ghost.

This looks odd.

You never stop to think.

You're going to need a saw.

Give it here.

Darling, it's alive.

You should make peace with your mother.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

You monster!

I want that chimpanzee out of my house!

Leave it until morning.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I can't find my fork anywhere.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

You won't find it.

I never gave up hope.

I'm the only gondolier on this planet

Let's play

Whoop-whoop.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We're gods.

It's not tight enough.

You are not my type.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I want you to read to me.

I know who you are.

We've only got one life.

I should vote.

I see you every day.

I'm cursed.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I love you.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Take this with water.

I love autumn in Australia.

Someone's in here.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Can I make up?

Please, don't drink that.

Give me the chair.

I have the letter.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You are a hero.

This looks interesting.

It's now or never

I'll keep guard.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Who left an icecream in the bathroom?

Why do you tease me, so much?

I volunteer as tribute!

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

My life is a mystery.

I feel keen.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Open sesame.

I'm trying to open it.

You despise me.

I have a secret.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

You never do what I want.

I never wanted this.

Live and let live.

You're going down!

It's giving me hope.

You should disown your mother.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Get ready to dance.

I want that giraffe out of my house!

We're alone in the universe.

I am despairing.

We should hide.

You're a god.

I'm going to need a student.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

You angel!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Plug it in here.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

We need to make a plan.

I could never love you.

I see you know what to do.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

This is the right time to be amused.

Give me the ball.

Don't ask any questions.

Please, listen to me.

I want you to be disobedient.

I'll help.

I feel responsible.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I'm going to need a spatula.

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

I'm trying to help.

My life is over.

You are a godsend.

I can't find my tortoise anywhere.

I love spring in Brazil.

It's not easy.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I need to tell you about the grand opening.

I'm the greatest astronaut on this planet

You could never despise me.

Let's watch TV!

You're crazy!

I want to tell you about the laundry.

I bet you know why I'm here.

My love, it's beautiful.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're weird.

Dare to dream

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Did you fart today?

We need to order pizza.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I see you smiling.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Hey, watch me smile.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Leave it here.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Open the door.

My life is cursed.

I never felt so alone.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

This room is unstable.

I knew you could survive.

Can I make a statement?

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

Leave it alone.

I want you to be criminal.

Show me the bagel.

You are so good to me.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I am going to the funeral.

A boy needs his mother.

You should disown your father.

It's your fault that the cat died.

You will always need me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I want you to document my trip to China.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to the press.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I love fall in England.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Take the piano and leave.

Just try not to cry

Don't fool around.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.

We're special.

It's not dead.

My love, it's delicious.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Death is like a camera...

I know math.

We're ghosts.

I can offer you a job.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Who left a Fanta in the living room?

We need to help each other.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Your tongue has turned red.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

You are my favourite.

Hey, watch me move.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I should start a business.

I volunteer to eat it!

I feel tense.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

Please, stand.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Hand me the guitar.

We've only got one of these.

You love me.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'll get it.

Good morning!

You are a genius.

I'm going to need a scientist.

I'm going to need a spoon.

You should call your mother.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want that chicken out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

Get ready to die.

I want you to be thorough.

This room is haunted.

Dying is like going to the playground...

Your eyes have turned pink.

Fears are like chocolate...

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'm the worst criminal on this planet

We're magnificent.

I have the poem.

I know the future.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I love winter in China.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You're going to pay!

You never have time for me.

I can offer you a good price.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I want to tell you about the Jack Daniels.

You can't make bricks without straw.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

You broke it.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I see you are thinking.

I could never hate you.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I am irresponsible.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Who left a Powerade in the cell?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Open the curtains.

Don't just stand there.

You are my teacher.

Failure is like a mountain...

I feel optimistic.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You will always love me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Please, stay where you are.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her father.

I'm going to need a dogcatcher.

How dare you look at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I heard a sound coming from the corridor.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

You should protect your mother.

I have 20-20 vision.

I know more than you realise.

I have the time.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

This looks edible.

I'm trying to win.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Take the drink and go.

You're amazing!

I'm the best dentist on this planet

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We need to play.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You are so kind to me.

You devil!

Someone's coming this way.

You are an artist.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Laughing is good for the soul.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're going to need a locksmith.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You know it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Can I make animal sounds?

Show me the kite.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

You will always hate me.

Did you get lucky last night?

I feel warm.

You're crazy.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You can do this

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

I have needs.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Take this and pray.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

Someone's listening.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

It's giving me an error message.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I am going to the wedding.

I'll wait here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

You never sing anymore.

I feel scared.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

Drop it here.

You are an inspiration.

You should start a business.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

I could never need you.

You're under arrest!

I want you to kiss me.

It's not yours.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Leave it outside.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

Let's watch the game

Are you nuts? We're not together!

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