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I'm cursed.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I feel warm.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to stop following me.

Your ears have turned purple.

Let's play

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I want you to help me.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to be engrossed.

We're the same person.

A boy needs his space.

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

You made me cry on purpose.

I'm going to need a builder.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.

You despise me.

You're a ghost.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Hand me the bratwurst.

I can offer you a job.

I can offer you a bagel.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I am going to the wedding.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

You are my favourite.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Get ready, or get out.

This is a fine mess

I see you came prepared.

I will always love you.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I know where you were.

Please, sit down.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

It's time to brush your teeth.

I have powers.

My life matters.

No one can ever know how we did it.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's not tight enough.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Be careful!

Open the curtains.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I never wanted to die.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You want it.

I want that bee out of my house!

We've only got one bullet.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

You never take me seriously.

I'm magnificent.

Take the drink and die.

A boy needs boundaries.

Delivery!

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I've reported it to the President.

I can't find my house anywhere.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

This room is haunted.

I'm the only rat catcher who ever lived.

I have the card.

Good grief!

You should listen to your father.

How much time do you have?

I'll be here, if you need me.

Your face has turned blue.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to hold me.

You are so nice to me.

You are my inspiration.

Show me the can opener.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Today is the day

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Leave it outside.

I volunteer to eat it!

Take this for luck.

I'm going to need a banker.

Someone's in here.

Please, listen to me.

Let's dance

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Throw it here.

I want you to be pleased.

Darling, it's delicious.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I love spring in Brazil.

Who left a hot chocolate in the library?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't fool around.

I feel ignorant.

You devil!

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I have to tell you about the office.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

It's giving me a headache.

I never really lived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I am puritanical.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I see you let yourself in.

We're gods.

I'm a ghost.

I'll wait here.

My life means nothing.

I know what happened.

This is a stick up.

I've reported it to the police.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Good luck!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

For everything there is a season.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

How dare you look at me!

Take the money and go.

I'm no good.

Open your heart.

You need it.

It's time to go to bed.

I'm trying to care.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You will always need me.

You are so kind to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I will always hate you.

This looks peculiar.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Your face has turned white.

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

You can do this

Darling, it's so shiny.

I can offer you an apple.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I am going to Christmas.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Your lips have turned green.

I want you to be guileless.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I need to tell you about the goldsmith.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You never stop to think.

I have the need, the need for speed.

This is the worst time to be happy.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I want you to read to me.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I volunteer myself!

Someone's coming this way.

Get ready to dance.

I love spring in India.

Friendship is like a violin...

I see you are thinking.

I know more than you realise.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Hey, watch me move.

We're special.

I am sadistic.

Am I dead, or not?

This room is bugged.

Who left a Dr. Pepper in the lounge room?

I have 20-20 vision.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Can I make each day count?

We're going to need a saw.

It's not dead.

Ha-cha-cha.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Knitting is good for the soul.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm trying to save you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

It's giving me hope.

My life is cursed.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Give credit where credit is due.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Open the bottle.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Be yourself!

It's almost over

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

No one can ever know the truth.

You are not my conscience.

You never call me.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

I'm going to need a pianist.

I volunteer as tribute!

Someone's watching us.

How dare you smile at me!

Please, stand.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I never felt so alone.

You are my father.

Take the piano and leave.

We need to stop.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Hand me the umbrella.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You can have it.

We've only got one hope.

I have needs.

You should call your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I want you to kiss me.

This looks great.

Hey, watch me smile.

I knew you could survive.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

Give it here.

You're really something!

Can I make a cake?

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

I want to tell you about the living room.

I want that camel out of my house!

Romance is like a beautiful melody...

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Did you get lucky today?

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

A boy needs his friends.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

When the door opens, start singing.

We are bitter.

Who left a tortoise in the laundry?

You are so good to me.

You angel!

I'm the greatest jeweler who ever lived.

You are an artist.

I've reported it to Interpol.

It's not yours.

I hate you.

You are not my mother.

Falling in love is like writing a to do list...

Good night!

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Just breathe

Your cheeks have turned red.

You're weird.

Hand me the saw.

I can offer you an icecream.

You should go to the police.

I know math.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You're amazing!

I never wanted this.

This is the right time to be here.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Take the piano and die.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

You're a god.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

It's time to make lunch.

Please, stay where you are.

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Let's watch TV!

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

This looks interesting.

We need to unite.

I love fall in Antarctica.

We are mealymouthed.

It's not the right size.

My life is over.

I knew you could fix it.

I have to tell you about the green tea.

We've only got one chance.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I'm going to need a knife.

You dropped it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I want you to look at me.

Who left an umbrella in the kitchen?

I'm the worst artist who ever lived.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I'm alone in the universe.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

You are my only hope.

Be better!

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Your face has turned spotted.

I can offer you a whiskey.

You could never hate me.

I want you to be tragic.

I can't find my boat anywhere.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Throw me the shovel.

I could never want you.

You're going to need a fashion designer.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I'm a god.

This looks suspicious.

I have to tell you about Monday.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

It has to work

I feel courageous.

Take the drink and leave.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Did you eat yesterday?

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

We need to eat.

I have a secret.

I love autumn in England.

You're crazy!

I want that chicken out of my life!

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Take this and pray.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

She was unconscious when I found her.

You know it.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

You never sing anymore.

I have the time.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

You are a poet.

Who left a diet Pepsi in the basement?

Give me the bike.

I'll keep guard.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

You fascinate me.

I could never despise you.

It's not mine.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I never gave up hope.

I see you for who you are.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

You're going to need a photographer.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

My love, it's delicious.

Please, come in.

I have time.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I am cruel.

Can I make animal sounds?

Someone's having a bad day.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I can offer you a water.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Be safe!

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

You burned it on purpose.

We need to break up.

A boy needs his grandmother.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want you to kill me.

I feel clear-headed.

I love summer in America.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

We should go to the police.

Cooking is good for the soul.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

You deserve this

Who left a spring-roll in the living room?

I'm crazy.

I'm the best tax collector who ever lived.

Okay. Just do what I do.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to be sentimental.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

Your ears have turned stripey.

You could never despise me.

Leave it here.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want that monkey out of my room!

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

Good morning!

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I can offer you a Fanta.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Get ready to die.

I see you smiling.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Did you eat this morning?

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I'm trying to believe you.

You should pay the bill.

I need to tell you about the basement.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

This looks familiar.

Eating is all I can manage now.

You're magnificent.

You're going to need a private detective.

We're going to need a can opener.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

How much courage do you have?

When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.

I'm the best botanist on this planet

Who left a frog in the classroom?

It was my fault that the lights went out.

It's not heavy.

Dating is like turning on a faucet...

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Let's go

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I can offer you a kebab.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I want that owl out of my life!

You should listen to your mother.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Show me the doll.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

Leave it to the professionals.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Can I make a wish?

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Take the money and die.

I've reported it to mother.

Please, don't touch that.

I heard weeping coming from the studio.

I love winter in China.

You are destructive.

Sound the alarm!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'll listen.

I see you every day.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

This is a day to remember

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

This looks wrong.

I should go to the police.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I feel cynical.

You're cursed.

A boy needs his own room.

I knew you could live like this.

I'm going to need a guide.

You are not my daughter.

It was my fault that Grandma fell down the well.

I have money.

Open the door.

Your face has turned orange.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I have to tell you about the cocktail.

You're going to need a saw.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

Running for office is like doing renovations...

We need to order pizza.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Plug it in here.

You should disown your father.

I never listened.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Give me the fishcake.

I'm the best editor who ever lived.

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