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I'll watch.

I volunteer to go!

I'm a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bricklayer.

You're special.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I can't find my cracker anywhere.

You are a thief.

I heard a voice coming from the armory.

We're going to need a chauffeur.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want you to help me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Let's get it

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

You never do what I want.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Sound the alarm!

I'm the best photographer on this planet

I want you to be practical.

You angel!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

A girl needs her space.

You are so good to me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Please, look at me.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

Don't wait to be asked.

You will always hate me.

I've reported it to the police.

When the bell rings, hide.

No one can ever know that I like you

It's not dead.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are not my son.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I love spring in England.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You dropped it.

I can offer you a good price.

I just want a green highlighter. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just do what I do.

Be better!

I have the gun.

Someone's having a bad day.

My life is over.

Your nose has turned spotted.

Who left a muffin in the dining room?

I have to tell you about the cider.

How dare you laugh at me!

Get ready to laugh.

Hey, watch me leave.

Your ears have turned yellow.

I feel relaxed.

You should ask your mother.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Let's play

I'll get it.

Take the money and leave.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I want you to be miserable.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

I volunteer myself!

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to listen to me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

This room is shrinking.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Put it here.

You're amazing!

We're weird.

This is a day to remember

Life is like a picnic in the park...

Find some proof that they fooled you.

We need to open it.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

We're ghosts.

You are an artist.

You should hide.

Please, stop smoking.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I'm trying to save you.

I'm a god.

It's not the right size.

Open the window.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I have faith.

Who left a sandwich in the wine cellar?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Don't get too close.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I am going to the party.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

No one can ever know what we did.

Take this and pray.

My love, it's so juicy.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Show me the icecream.

Someone's listening.

I'm the worst mercenary who ever lived.

You are not my mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I volunteer to eat it!

You're really something!

This is the worst time to be amused.

Take the piano and leave.

You should find your father.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You are so nice to me.

Let's go

I'll listen.

I'm going to need a juggler.

It's giving me grief.

I have the letter.

You never stop to think.

I heard a sound coming from the chapel.

Don't ask any questions.

Open your heart.

I'm trying to believe you.

Your tongue has turned black.

I want you to be interested.

Who left a screwdriver in the bedroom?

You burned it on purpose.

Get ready to dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a carpenter.

Leave it alone.

You are my father.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I will always despise you.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

Delivery!

We should buy a lottery ticket.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Why do you hate me, so much?

No one can ever know that I survived.

Time to shine

You're going to need a saw.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You found it.

A boy needs money.

Take this for luck.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are a hero.

Am I dead, or not?

I see you every day.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

This looks nice.

I have money.

How dare you smile at me!

You should call your father.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Can I make it easier?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You monster!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

It's not mine.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Please, stop crying.

This room is haunted.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Good morning!

You are so mean to me.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

You're going to need a lot of water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

It's your fault that the label came off.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I want you to be blunt.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I could never need you.

You should pay the bill.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This is a fine ship

Darling, it's alive.

I know what happened.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I'm the only park ranger who ever lived.

No one can ever know that I was here.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Did you fart at work?

You are a poet.

When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You're going to need an interrogator.

I never really lived.

Success is like a camera...

I've reported it to mother.

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're insignificant.

Leave it here.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Get ready to run.

You are my favourite.

I want that chipmunk out of my house!

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You should make peace with your father.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm trying to care.

You never listen.

It's not going to fit.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Please, tell me.

I'm going to need a knife.

Take this with water.

You are so kind to me.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Dammit, who left a fish in the sauna?

Let's eat

It's time to make lunch.

Take the money and go.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You broke it.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Throw me the kite.

I love fall in Australia.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Your eyes have turned orange.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I hate you.

Show no mercy

We're gods.

Can I make a mess?

When I was little, I wanted to be a diver.

I'm the best shepherd on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

We're going to need a sleuth.

I want you to cook for me.

I want to tell you about the the pyramids.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I feel curious.

I can't find my pinot anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

This is a stick up.

Luck is like a beach...

I have a secret.

It's time to go.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We are stupid.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You never sing anymore.

You should ask for more money.

Fears are like chocolate...

You love me.

We're going to need a fork.

I know where you were.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We've only got one chance.

Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

A boy needs love.

Be careful!

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We need to eat.

You are my son.

Did you fart just now?

I'm the greatest florist who ever lived.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Can I make a show?

I need to tell you about the the lighthouse.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

When I was little, I wanted to be an executioner.

We're the same person.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Good night!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you to be profound.

I need you.

I feel forgetful.

I see you smiling.

I want you to look at me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Let's dance

I have lost the will to live.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

No one can ever know how we did it.

We're cursed.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

We're going to need a wrench.

You are a handsome devil.

I can't find my raccoon anywhere.

I have the scroll.

You're going down!

How dare you look at me!

Hand me the bagel.

Take the drink and go.

You could never love me.

I am ashamed.

It's not open.

Leave it to the professionals.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I am going to the grand opening.

Someone's in here.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

I'm going to need a journalist.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Who left a bike in the laundry?

You are my inspiration.

You should listen to your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a composer.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Did you fart while I was away?

I'm the only firefighter who ever lived.

Reality is like a bar of soap...

You lost it.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I love spring in America.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I have needs.

I have the card.

Knitting is good for the soul.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

We're no good.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

Can I make promises?

Hey, watch me smile.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

I can't find my rabbit anywhere.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You're a god.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I never listened.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I want that deer out of my room!

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

A boy needs his mother.

I feel cowardly.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

You are my sunshine.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

It's giving me hope.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know the truth.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Getting married is like writing a to do list...

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Who left a punch in the attic?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I have to tell you about the wine cellar.

We need to stay.

Plug it in here.

Take the piano and go.

You will always need me.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I want you to be doubtful.

The early bird gets the worm.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I could never love you.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Give me the doll.

No one suspects a thing

Whoop-whoop.

I have the will.

Please, sit down.

It's time to pack your bags.

Be safe!

You're going to need a wrench.

You are a godsend.

I'll wait here.

You are sad.

Darling, it's delicious.

I can offer you a hot dog.

You're a ghost.

My life means nothing.

Take this with you.

Why do you love me, so much?

Someone's locked the door.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Open sesame.

Who left a can opener in the lounge room?

This is a fine mess

You are my daughter.

Running for office is like taking out the garbage...

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I can't find my room anywhere.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I'm the only shepherd who ever lived.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are not my favourite.

Show me the ball.

I heard a howl coming from the closet.

Good grief!

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I want you to love me.

You can do this

We're going to need a matador.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

When I was little, I wanted to be a messenger.

I feel bewildered.

You are dedicated.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

You fascinate me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Leave it until morning.

I am going to the funeral.

I want you to be reassured.

I can offer you a muffin.

Open the door.

I never could make up my mind.

Your eyes have turned grey.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to the President.

You're magnificent.

You can have it.

You never smile.

Can I make animal sounds?

Please, don't move.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Give me the teddy bear.

Did you fart this morning?

Getting married is like doing renovations...

Stop, in the name of love.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

A girl needs her mother.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

This room is unstable.

You devil!

How much money do you have?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's now or never

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Get ready, or get out.

You're going to need a musician.

Good luck!

I will always love you.

It's not safe.

When I was little, I wanted to be a paramedic.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

You're lucky.

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