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I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Someone's locked the door.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You are a godsend.

I'm no good.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're really something!

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to stop me.

You are my teacher.

Take the money and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I am going to the funeral.

You know it.

Falling in love is like making toast...

This is the worst time to be alone.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I never wanted to die.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

If you're done, we'll get started.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to be warm.

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

This looks interesting.

You should listen to your father.

I have a secret.

I have the scroll.

Give it here.

She was unconscious when I found her.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You devil!

Hey, watch me leave.

This is a stick up.

I volunteer to go!

I can offer you a sandwich.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Let's watch TV!

Take this with you.

We should quit.

When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.

Can I make the world better?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want to tell you about the boatbuilder.

Be yourself!

Delivery!

Your opinion is like a picnic at the beach...

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Please, look at me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You're going to need a screwdriver.

This room is haunted.

Get ready to laugh.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

I see you have done this before.

I want you to look at me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

It was your fault that the dog died.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

We're gods.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I've reported it to the President.

You can't have it.

We need to make a plan.

You are my only hope.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never stop to think.

I'm a ghost.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Your tongue has turned grey.

I know who you are.

It has to work

Good grief!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

No one can ever know that you survived.

You're coming with me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

This is a fine mess

Dying is like opening a gift...

I'm weird.

A girl needs love.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

You should call your mother.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We should pay the bill.

Hey, watch me move.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You are so nice to me.

Leave it to the professionals.

I have powers.

I have the knife.

Take the piano and leave.

You could never despise me.

I never really lived.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I see you know what to do.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

We've only got one chance.

My love, it's so expensive.

Please, lie down.

How dare you laugh at me!

Let's eat

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Who left a pony in the bathroom?

My life is cursed.

I feel secretive.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I have to tell you about Monday.

You are an inspiration.

I'm the greatest chemist who ever lived.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Stop, in the name of love.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're going to need a wrench.

I want you to be compassionate.

Did you eat while I was away?

I can't find my burger anywhere.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

No one can ever know that I like you

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want to tell you about the smoothie.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I want you to kill me.

You're going to need a lighthouse-keeper.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I heard weeping coming from the chapel.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Someone's watching us.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

It's giving me an error message.

You won't find it.

It's not for sale.

Don't fool around.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

Dare to dream

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'll open it.

Open the window.

I want that camel out of my room!

You're crazy.

Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

I can offer you a celery stick.

I can offer you a job.

I want you.

Hand me the saw.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

You never listen.

Sound the alarm!

I see you let yourself in.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Dammit, who left an apple juice in the garage?

Leave it until morning.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I know more than you realise.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Can I make magic?

You burned it on purpose.

We've only got one life.

I want you to be open-minded.

You're a god.

I love fall in Japan.

I feel dejected.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

You are so mean to me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Take the money and leave.

Ha-cha-cha.

Put it here.

My life means nothing.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

I've reported it to the police.

We're ghosts.

I want you to stop lying to me.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You are a liar.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

You are gentle.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

This looks familiar.

Your tongue has turned orange.

Show me the chair.

I have to tell you about the Guinness.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Good morning!

I want you to love me.

I knew you could fix it.

How dare you look at me!

You should make peace with your father.

Don't wait to be asked.

I'm insignificant.

Let's get it

Open the curtains.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dictator.

It's not open.

I can offer you a croissant.

You never call me.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are not my type.

I have the poem.

I feel hurt.

We need to go.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

You monster!

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I never loved you.

This is crazy

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Get ready to run.

Leave it outside.

You will always want me.

I despise you.

A boy needs love.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to be disrespectful.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Darling, it's dead.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This looks odd.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want that rabbit out of my car!

Someone's coming this way.

I know the future.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

You're going down!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Don't ask any questions.

Open the bottle.

You are my love.

I love summer in Canada.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Your face has turned spotted.

I'm alone in the universe.

You are an idiot.

I'm going to need an air traffic controller.

I want you to stop believing in me.

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

It's not mine.

I can offer you a muffin.

Reading is good for the soul.

We need to order pizza.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm the greatest sniper who ever lived.

I feel anxious.

You could never love me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

No one can ever know how we did it.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

You should make peace with your mother.

I love you.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I'll get it.

I want you to be discouraged.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

This is a fine ship

I'm trying to care.

Can I make friends?

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You are so good to me.

This looks suspicious.

If you don't want it, put it back.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I want you to read to me.

This room is unstable.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I never killed anyone.

Give me the bike.

You're crazy!

Don't upset your father, not now.

I have to tell you about the bathroom.

I want that puppy out of my room!

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

I want you to stop following me.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Don't get too close.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Good luck!

Am I dead, or not?

I'm a god.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Love is like a piano...

I feel ashamed.

You are not my mother.

We need to make better decisions.

You can do this

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

You will always fascinate me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Someone's having a bad day.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I will always need you.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Take this for luck.

I'll watch.

Please, come closer.

My life is over.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

You're going to need a fork.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I'm the only game show host who ever lived.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Who left a chocolate milk in the laundry?

You broke the vase on purpose.

This is a day to remember

I know what happened.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

It's not right.

I volunteer myself!

I love spring in Spain.

I can't find my kitten anywhere.

I am going to the grand opening.

I am confused.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Get ready for this.

I have the gun.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You should write to your mother.

You're going to pay!

You fascinate me.

I want you to be irreligious.

Hand me the icecream.

You need it.

Open your heart.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We're going to need a cheesemaker.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I have needs.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Winners don't quit

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I never listened.

Pain is like a forest...

We've only got one bullet.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I'm the best translator on this planet

It's time to pack your bags.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I heard a howl coming from the conservatory.

Did you fart yesterday?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I feel guilty.

Getting married is like eating a salad...

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

You are a thief.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

It's not going to fit.

I volunteer to eat it!

I can't find my lamb anywhere.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Your nose has turned purple.

A girl needs confidence.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want that turtle out of my life!

My life matters.

Let's go

I hate you.

I'm magnificent.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Please, tell me.

We should go to the police.

Open sesame.

Drop it here.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

This room is bugged.

I love winter in China.

I want to tell you about the percussionist.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You could never hate me.

How much luck do you have?

You angel!

I want you to inspire me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

We're the same person.

My love, it's dead.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

I am going to Easter.

You are not my favourite.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

No one can ever know what we did.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Running for office is like writing a shopping list...

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm the greatest referee on this planet

We need to eat.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Can I make room?

How dare you smile at me!

Throw me the bagel.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You should find your mother.

It's time to go.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

I have 20-20 vision.

We're lucky.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I should quit.

You're amazing!

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

A boy needs boundaries.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bodyguard.

I feel outrageous.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Please, wait here.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We're going to need a ventriloquist.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want you to be solitary.

Your hopes are like chocolate...

I see you every day.

Did you fart today?

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You never have time for me.

I love fall in India.

Dating is like making cupcakes...

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

It's not the right size.

You can have it.

Who left a punch in the lounge room?

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I can offer you a juice.

You're going to need a shovel.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

You are sober.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I'm the greatest pirate who ever lived.

You're insignificant.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are not my conscience.

It's time to go to bed.

I want to tell you about the party.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I have faith.

Please, stop shouting.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You are a handsome devil.

A boy needs confidence.

It was my fault that the cat died.

I will always want you.

Okay, who left a spring-roll in the guest room?

Your cheeks have turned black.

You love me.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Open the door.

Let's drink

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Take this with water.

I want you to be elated.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

You should ask your father.

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