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I know who you are.

You are my everything.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Get ready for this.

You could never need me.

A boy needs confidence.

I'll open it.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

A watched pot never boils.

You are so nice to me.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Please, don't take that.

Take the money and leave.

Open the bottle.

We're going to need a wrench.

Throw me the umbrella.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm a ghost.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Don't wait to be asked.

My life matters.

I feel humiliated.

Leave it until morning.

I never killed anyone.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want you to clean up after me.

I want that dinosaur out of my room!

Throw it here.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Be safe!

Hey, watch me smile.

I volunteer myself!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We're ghosts.

It's not working.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This room is haunted.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Sound the alarm!

Stop, in the name of love.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Let's eat

I see you have done this before.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I have time.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Give me the pickle.

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'll help.

You're under arrest!

It's giving me a headache.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You monster!

It's your fault that the play sucked.

How dare you smile at me!

You're going to need an interior designer.

You should make peace with your mother.

Who left a chair in the barn?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Can I make it through?

We're going to need a lot of friends.

We're insignificant.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I've reported it to the President.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to be organized.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

You are so good to me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I need to tell you about the the moon.

I feel desperate.

You are not my favourite.

We've only got one hope.

This is a day to remember

We need to eat.

Get ready to dance.

A boy needs discipline.

I am going to the wedding.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I despise you.

I volunteer to go!

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Open your heart.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Take the money and die.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I'm the worst doctor who ever lived.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I have the scroll.

I know math.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Please, lie down.

Getting married is like opening a door...

Let's go

Delivery!

I want that zebra out of my room!

I want you to inspire me.

We're the same person.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

My life is over.

You're a god.

I never hurt anybody.

How dare you look at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I'm no good.

You are a poet.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You broke it.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

I'll get ready.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Take this with water.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I can offer you a water.

I've reported it to mother.

Did you eat this morning?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm trying to understand.

You're going to pay!

It's not the right size.

Don't ask any questions.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I will always love you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

This room is bugged.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I am going to the party.

We're going to need a truck driver.

I knew you could survive.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

We need to go.

Put it here.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Okay, who left a dinosaur in the walk-in freezer?

This looks nice.

You're a ghost.

Leave it alone.

I want you to stop blaming me.

A boy needs his own room.

This is a stick up.

We're going to need a saw.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Take the money and go.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Get ready to run.

You are not my mother.

I love spring in Germany.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I have faith.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want to tell you about the the lighthouse.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I can't find my chipmunk anywhere.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

We should vote.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

You never sing anymore.

Truth will out.

You are so kind to me.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You can do this

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You will always hate me.

Darling, it's delicious.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want you to be cute.

I know the future.

I volunteer to eat it!

You devil!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You're never going to get away with this!

I can offer you an ale.

I feel proud.

Good grief!

Open the window.

Show me the ball.

I've reported it to the press.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Can I make mistakes?

It's not tight enough.

You're crazy.

You made me cry on purpose.

Be careful!

I'll sit on it.

You can have it.

I have the time.

Who left a deer in the dining room?

You're going to need a manager.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Did you get lucky last night?

Take the piano and die.

I will always despise you.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Am I dead, or not?

I see you for who you are.

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

Someone's watching us.

Your lips have turned brown.

Please, stop doing that.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Let's watch the game

Give it here.

We need to stop.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I'm a god.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

Leave it outside.

You should think about this.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I love winter in India.

I volunteer as tribute!

You are so mean to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

It's not easy.

You're going to need a lot of help.

I want you to be discouraged.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'll get it.

You could never want me.

You are a godsend.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

This is the worst time to be alone.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This is a fine mess

I feel maternal.

You never call me.

I have money.

I want that dog out of my house!

Hand me the screwdriver.

It's time to go to bed.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

Take the drink and go.

It's now or never

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Open the curtains.

You are not my son.

I can offer you a job.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I know what happened.

I have to tell you about Easter.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Your nose has turned pink.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I love summer in Canada.

No one can ever know the truth.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

We're gods.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You're insignificant.

Let's play

I want you to be punctual.

I'm going to need a fashion designer.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

I see you smiling.

I have to tell you about the mochaccino.

You want it.

Whoop-whoop.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

We need to make better decisions.

We are concerned.

This room is unstable.

I want that tiger out of my life!

Fear is like a beautiful song...

I could never want you.

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Who left a guitar in the office?

Give me the can opener.

This looks wrong.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Hey, watch me dance.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to marry me.

I'm trying to win.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I can't find my knife anywhere.

Darling, it's alive.

You never listen.

I feel inferior.

I know where you were.

I can offer you a cracker.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are a liar.

You are my love.

We should quit.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I heard weeping coming from the cell.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I want you to stop smelling me.

A girl needs her friends.

I knew you could turn things around.

I'm the only matador who ever lived.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You found it.

You angel!

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I never wanted to die.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Your face has turned green.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

It's not mine.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

How much time do you have?

I have 20-20 vision.

I want that zebra out of my life!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I have the card.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

When I was little, I wanted to be a marshal.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Can I make a contribution?

Open sesame.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I love spring in France.

Please, look at me.

You're amazing!

Drop it here.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are the best person I have ever met.

We should start a business.

Who left a Mountain Dew in the bedroom?

A girl needs confidence.

Good luck!

I see you are thinking.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

The truth is like a mountain...

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's going to be okay

You hate me.

Your face has turned stripey.

I feel terrible.

Don't fool around.

This looks odd.

Hey, watch me leave.

My love, it's so juicy.

You are my sunshine.

Am I coming with you, or not?

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I want you to read to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

You are conciliatory.

I could never hate you.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I'm going to need a knife.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I know what to do.

You should call your mother.

You're special.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

I am going to Christmas.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I'm trying to forgive you.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I want that chipmunk out of my car!

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

Please, don't eat that.

I'm going to need an assassin.

You are not my type.

I'm the greatest fortune-teller on this planet

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Don't get too close.

You are an artist.

It's time to pack your bags.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to stop loving me.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Show me the hammer.

I have a secret.

Patience is a virtue

A girl needs her mother.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Get ready, or get out.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Leave it to the professionals.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...

I love summer in Antarctica.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

You're no good.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You won't find it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

This is the worst time to be here.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Can I make believe?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When the door opens, start crying.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Let's dance

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Take the drink and leave.

A girl needs her own room.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I never gave up hope.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I feel afraid.

I can offer you a good price.

Forgiveness is like a river...

How much influence do you have?

Give me the hot dog.

It's time to make lunch.

I need to tell you about the burger.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Your face has turned pink.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'm the only dictator on this planet

I want you to be religious.

I want that cat out of my car!

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

We're special.

Who left a hammer in the attic?

I want you to help me.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Today is the day

This looks great.

Two heads are better than one.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

This is the right time to be amused.

Let's drink

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

A girl needs her grandfather.

You're going to need a wizard.

I'm trying to save you.

It's giving me grief.

Your eyes have turned grey.

You should protect your mother.

You burned it on purpose.

I am graceless.

I will always hate you.

Someone's locked the door.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Please, come in.

I'm the greatest welder who ever lived.

I want you to document my trip to France.

You are not my conscience.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You want me.

You are my son.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I knew you could open it.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Nothing succeeds like success.

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