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You never say what you're thinking.

Please, don't take that.

Leave it here.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I'm a ghost.

I see you let yourself in.

You are so mean to me.

We're ghosts.

It was your fault that the cat died.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

We need to play.

Drop it here.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to kiss me.

When the bell rings, start singing.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

This looks edible.

How dare you laugh at me!

A girl needs her mother.

Let's go

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have 20-20 vision.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I never felt so alone.

I am complaining.

You could never need me.

I can't find my squirrel anywhere.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I love winter in Switzerland.

I've reported it to the President.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

This is a day to remember

My love, it's dead.

I'm the worst guitarist on this planet

Take the drink and go.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Laughing is good for the soul.

Can I make a mess?

You monster!

I need to tell you about Friday.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Get ready to laugh.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I know more than you realise.

It's not dead.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

No one can ever know what we did.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

I have the card.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

Show me the kebab.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Don't get too close.

You are a handsome devil.

Leave it outside.

I feel annoyed.

I want you to look at me.

This room is bugged.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You never listen.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Be better!

Why do you love me, so much?

I can offer you a diet Coke.

It's giving me an error message.

I'll sit on it.

Am I coming with you, or not?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

When I was little, I wanted to be a ditch digger.

I see you came prepared.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Let's play

Good night!

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

We're the same person.

Pride is like a forest...

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

My life means nothing.

Please, don't drink that.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the armory.

I love you.

You should hide.

You're really something!

I volunteer as tribute!

I love fall in Antarctica.

I've reported it to the press.

Show no mercy

I have powers.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

You should call your father.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I want you to document my trip to France.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I can offer you a good price.

You are so good to me.

I want you to be cute.

Your face has turned stripey.

Show me the chicken wing.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

We're magnificent.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Take the money and go.

Open the door.

Sorry, I have to take this.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You found it.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

We're going to need a shovel.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

It's not heavy.

Did you eat this morning?

You're a ghost.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Let's watch the game

Someone's coming this way.

Don't wait to be asked.

When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I feel elated.

I want that squirrel out of my car!

We need to stop.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

The first thing to consider is safety.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I see you are thinking.

I know math.

I want you to hold me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Who left a ball in the guest room?

I am going to Easter.

I have the knife.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Stop, in the name of the law.

We're going to need a brewer.

I'm the best pickpocket who ever lived.

You're amazing!

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You could never despise me.

I love winter in England.

Good grief!

It's giving me grief.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

I never loved you.

I have time.

I want you to be threatened.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Hey, watch me move.

You are a thief.

Sound the alarm!

Take this with water.

It's time to go to bed.

It's not in.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I'm going to need a fork.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We're alone in the universe.

This is a fine mess

You never sing anymore.

I knew you could turn things around.

Failure is like a beautiful melody...

Who left a kite in the laundry?

Please, come in.

I need to tell you about the the pyramids.

You should pay the bill.

Leave it alone.

I know who you are.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Get ready to run.

I volunteer myself!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I see you smiling.

A girl needs a job.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

How dare you look at me!

You are big-thinking.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I heard a noise coming from the basement.

Your tongue has turned pink.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Don't ask any questions.

Throw me the skateboard.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You devil!

You won't find it.

Plug it in here.

I feel adventurous.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

You're under arrest!

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I am going to Christmas.

You should listen to your mother.

We're weird.

This looks bad.

I'm the worst psychiatrist who ever lived.

Let's dance

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like you

I'm going to need a carver.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

I should think about this.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

A boy needs his own room.

Take this with you.

I have to tell you about Friday.

I love summer in China.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You are not my mother.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We've only got one bullet.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

When I was little, I wanted to be a translator.

Don't just stand there.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You are a godsend.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I am unpleasant.

I see you for who you are.

Please, stand.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I could never want you.

Be safe!

Someone's having a bad day.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I want you to be stupefied.

Just try not to cry

You know it.

You are so kind to me.

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Justice is like a guitar...

You never have time for me.

I'm the worst florist on this planet

Who left a kebab in the attic?

Dreams are like chocolate...

Let's watch TV!

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want that octopus out of my house!

I want you to betray me.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know the truth.

When the party starts, start crying.

It's not going to fit.

I am going to the wedding.

Get ready for this.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I feel funky.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

This looks great.

When I was little, I wanted to be a broker.

You're crazy!

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I'm going to need a reporter.

This is the right time to be amused.

Take the money and leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I'm lucky.

Whatever happens, don't panic

No one can ever know that you can fly.

We are envious.

I'm a god.

Can I make pizza?

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I know the future.

This is a stick up.

I'll get ready.

This room is unstable.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

How much luck do you have?

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

A girl needs her space.

It's time to pack your bags.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You never smile.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I'm trying to leave.

You are my son.

Reality is like a violin...

Please, stop crying.

I've reported it to mother.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

You are a twit.

I love spring in Ireland.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I never could make up my mind.

I'm the greatest saxophonist who ever lived.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

She was unconscious when I found her.

Your face has turned red.

I am going to the grand opening.

We should quit.

Let's get it

I have the letter.

Can I make it happen?

Who left a tea in the guest room?

You should listen to your father.

I feel generous.

Someone's in here.

I'm going to need a lawyer.

Give me the skateboard.

You're going to need a shovel.

We need to order pizza.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You deserve this

I will always hate you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You're a god.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

We've only got one of these.

I'm crazy.

I want you to listen to me.

You will always love me.

This is the right time to be happy.

This looks familiar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Take the drink and die.

Take this and pray.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I am irreverent.

I want you to be scared.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Patriotism is like a good book...

I have lost the will to live.

You are my daughter.

I'm trying to believe you.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I will always need you.

I love fall in Spain.

I want that puppy out of my life!

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I feel shy.

Be yourself!

I know where you were.

A girl needs discipline.

My life matters.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

They know it was me

I'm the best criminal on this planet

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It's not ready.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This looks peculiar.

Open the window.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to clean up after me.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I never listened.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I'll keep guard.

Who left a can opener in the basement?

Leave it to the professionals.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm trying to care.

I need you.

I want you to stop following me.

Your nose has turned white.

I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Can I make kimchi?

We are gleeful.

You never do what I want.

We're going to need a ninja.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I'm alone in the universe.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Hey, watch me smile.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I knew you could open it.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

I'm the worst sniper who ever lived.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I have the will.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

Please, stop smoking.

You love me.

This is a fine ship

I want that fly out of my house!

You are my favourite.

A boy needs boundaries.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Every stick has two ends.

Delivery!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

We're going to need a lot of water.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I feel skeptical.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Put it here.

You're going to need a hammer.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You are a poet.

I want to tell you about the chapel.

We've only got one option.

This is the worst time to be here.

You're going to need an accountant.

I am prejudiced.

Who left a knife in the lounge room?

You despise me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Your ego is like a beautiful melody...

I'll wait here.

Good morning!

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I want you to be sad.

I love autumn in Brazil.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are not my son.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Can I make a plan?

I heard weeping coming from the office.

Your eyes have turned white.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You should disown your father.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You should go to the police.

It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

You are my everything.

A boy needs his space.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I am vindictive.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.

You're insignificant.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Who left a spatula in the garage?

Open sesame.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Just be yourself

I'm the only archer on this planet

Did you eat just now?

I want that elephant out of my house!

I have the poem.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

I want you to be honorable.

I'm going to need a wrench.

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