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No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want that penguin out of my life!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You're going to pay!

I'm the best shepherd on this planet

The bottom line is the bottom line.

This looks peculiar.

I have the knife.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

Your nose has turned green.

Hey, watch me smile.

I want you to stop following me.

I want you to listen to me.

You're special.

Be careful!

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can offer you a job.

We should vote.

Don't get too close.

Good grief!

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a croissant.

We're going to need a shovel.

It's giving me a headache.

I feel extraordinary.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I've reported it to the press.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You're going to need a DJ.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You could never despise me.

Take the money and die.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Plug it in here.

You're a ghost.

You monster!

We've only got one hope.

My life is over.

You are a hero.

Take this with you.

Can I make believe?

It's not in.

Who left a chair in the pantry?

This room is haunted.

I see you know what to do.

You are so good to me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Let's dance

Get ready to laugh.

Please, come in.

I have to tell you about the lemonade.

You should disown your mother.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I volunteer to eat it!

I bet you know why I'm here.

I am adventurous.

I want you to clean up after me.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Did you get lucky at work?

All's well that ends well

I'm the greatest busker who ever lived.

It was your fault that the show was cancelled.

You're insignificant.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Hey, watch me move.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I have powers.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I have the poem.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Someone's in here.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I know more than you realise.

This looks great.

Ha-cha-cha.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I want that beaver out of my room!

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

We're the same person.

You are so kind to me.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my kebab anywhere.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

Who left a spoon in the walk-in freezer?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to be upright.

I'll keep guard.

I can offer you a good price.

We're going to need a lot of water.

I feel lonely.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

My life is cursed.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

Can I make the bed?

Get ready to dance.

We should start a business.

You're a god.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Good morning!

This room is shrinking.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

You are narrow-minded.

It's not dead.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want you to read to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You're magnificent.

It's giving me an error message.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want that owl out of my car!

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You are so nice to me.

I never felt so alone.

You lost it.

I heard laughter coming from the barn.

Be safe!

I know what to do.

I can offer you a Bud Light.

We're going to need a fork.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Let's drink

Okay. Just do what I do.

Don't fool around.

Someone's having a bad day.

You should listen to your mother.

How much influence do you have?

If you're done, we'll get started.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I've reported it to the President.

I see you smiling.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Give me the spatula.

I have faith.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

I'll sit on it.

I'm the greatest barber who ever lived.

I want to tell you about the another dimension.

It's going to be okay

Okay, who left a saw in the cell?

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You are the best person I have ever met.

Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

It's not the right size.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Did you fart while I was away?

Can I make an effort?

I love spring in Spain.

You're never going to get away with this!

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You need me.

I want you to be hedonistic.

You're lucky.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sailor.

When the party starts, hide.

Good luck!

We need to make a plan.

I could never despise you.

It's your fault that the crops died.

You should protect your mother.

You can have it.

Your opinion is like a beautiful song...

Let's go

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I have the gun.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I am going to Easter.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

I want you to look at me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

It's time to make lunch.

Take the drink and leave.

Sound the alarm!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Don't wait to be asked.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Delivery!

A boy needs his friends.

We're going to need a sleuth.

You are not my mother.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'm trying to open it.

I want that seal out of my house!

Your face has turned white.

I never listened.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I feel ordinary.

I'm a ghost.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Please, give up while you can.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Be better!

Can I make joy?

Open it here.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

How dare you laugh at me!

You will always fascinate me.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

We've only got one bullet.

You are ravenous.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want to tell you about the garage.

I could never love you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Show me the saw.

I can offer you a wine.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I volunteer as tribute!

My life means nothing.

You should call your father.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to stop me.

I have a secret.

I see you have done this before.

Okay, who left a pig in the control room?

You never do what I want.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

We need to eat.

You devil!

Someone's listening.

I want that cheetah out of my house!

Open the window.

I never loved you.

You're alone in the universe.

We're ghosts.

I am going to Christmas.

It's not right.

It was your fault that the boat floated away.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I feel crazy.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.

Your tongue has turned black.

You're really something!

Leave it until morning.

Take this and pray.

Be yourself!

Becoming rich is like making cupcakes...

This is a day to remember

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I have the letter.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I am freewheeling.

We need to stop.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This looks suspicious.

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

I want you to be assertive.

Give me the cracker.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

I despise you.

Can I make trouble?

Fears are like spaghetti...

How dare you smile at me!

Throw it here.

Dammit, who left a ball in the lobby?

You never call me.

I am going to the party.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my chair anywhere.

This room is unstable.

I should quit.

You should make peace with your father.

You need it.

I see you came prepared.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Death is like an ocean...

When the lights go out, start singing.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You're going down!

I want you to marry me.

We need to make better decisions.

Hey, watch me dance.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I know math.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

I want that wolf out of my house!

My love, it's so shiny.

It's not heavy.

She was unconscious when I found her.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

This is a stick up.

I never killed anyone.

I will always hate you.

My life is a mystery.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Get ready to run.

Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You want me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I have lost the will to live.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Your face has turned blue.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

This looks interesting.

I can offer you a strawberry milkshake.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When the door opens, start crying.

I'll get ready.

You broke it.

I feel extravagant.

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to be responsive.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Take this for luck.

Did you eat at work?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You are a handsome devil.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Time is like a forest...

Leave it here.

Open your heart.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I can't find my wine anywhere.

I love winter in America.

Can I make a difference?

You are my father.

Good night!

Hand me the spring-roll.

Your eyes have turned grey.

Please, stop smoking.

I'm the greatest fishmonger on this planet

I want you to betray me.

We've only got one life.

I want that panda out of my room!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I knew you could see it through.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm trying to forgive you.

This is crazy

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

When the lights go out, hide.

I feel bitter.

Take this with water.

Who left an ale in the bathroom?

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

This room is bugged.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Getting married is like eating toast...

I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to be fatigued.

Please, don't drink that.

You are a godsend.

Stop, in the name of love.

I can offer you a bagel.

You are so mean to me.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I volunteer myself!

I'm the worst translator who ever lived.

I'm no good.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is the right time to be happy.

I know what happened.

You found it.

This is a fine mess

Your eyes have turned stripey.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I'm a god.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

I need you.

I want that chipmunk out of my life!

Open the bottle.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I see you for who you are.

Who left a fishcake in the lobby?

Please, stop crying.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I am methodical.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

A boy needs his mother.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to be generous.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You are a thief.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Dating is like taking a bath...

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Can I make a mess?

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Let's play

I never wanted this.

I'm the worst dogcatcher who ever lived.

It has to work

I love summer in Japan.

I'll listen.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

I have 20-20 vision.

You are not my type.

Your face has turned green.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

I feel decadent.

You never smile.

Take the piano and leave.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

We should go to the police.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I am going to the grand opening.

You should disown your father.

You are an idiot.

I heard a voice coming from the dining room.

We're going to need a hammer.

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I want you to be treacherous.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Open the curtains.

Hey, watch me leave.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

No one can ever know the truth.

It's giving me grief.

We're gods.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

How dare you look at me!

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I know who you are.

We've only got one of these.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

I see you are thinking.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I need to tell you about the hot dog.

I want that spider out of my car!

Show me the ball.

Someone's locked the door.

I love fall in Brazil.

I can offer you a banana.

Leave it outside.

You angel!

You are a genius.

We should think about this.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I am dominating.

Get ready for this.

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