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If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're gods.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Let's play
Good grief!
I never hurt anybody.
Learning is like taking a bath...
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to help me.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
This room is haunted.
I've reported it to the press.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to document my trip to India.
Give me the apple.
Take the money and die.
A boy needs love.
I know what happened.
It's going to be okay
Hope is like a spring day...
I can offer you a Powerade.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You should start a business.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I'm insignificant.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to stop loving me.
You are my father.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I feel sad.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Please, look at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
You're a god.
You need me.
You won't find it.
Whoop-whoop.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You are not my son.
I heard laughter coming from the office.
You angel!
Take this with you.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a fork.
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Can I make each day count?
You are a thief.
Did you fart just now?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
No one can ever know how we did it.
This looks edible.
I want you to be tasteful.
This room is shrinking.
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't ask any questions.
I never could make up my mind.
Get ready to laugh.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Put it here.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I love winter in America.
I could never love you.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I know the future.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Open your heart.
This is a day to remember
I'll be here, if you need me.
Show me the ukulele.
I'm a ghost.
Sound the alarm!
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You are so mean to me.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
I want you to document my trip to France.
Winners don't quit
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
You made me cry on purpose.
I am serene.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Delivery!
We're going to need a lot of food.
Take the drink and die.
When the party starts, remain calm.
It's not the right size.
Who left a wrench in the conservatory?
Someone's coming this way.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Your tongue has turned white.
Be safe!
You should write to your mother.
We're going to need a biologist.
I have the time.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I volunteer as tribute!
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I have a secret.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are not my favourite.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You're never going to get away with this!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
My life is a mystery.
You never do what I want.
Can I make medicine?
You fascinate me.
We've only got one of these.
I'll wait here.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I can offer you a good price.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goldsmith.
You devil!
This looks odd.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Leave it here.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
I'm special.
We're ghosts.
I see you know what to do.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Let's dance
Go the extra mile.
Your tongue has turned brown.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I am going to the wedding.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Reading is all I can manage now.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
You are a hero.
Your eyes have turned green.
We are impatient.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
Good morning!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
He was unconscious when I found him.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
My life matters.
I have lost the will to live.
You should go to the police.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We've only got one life.
You should ask your mother.
I never killed anyone.
I have the poem.
I'm the worst barber on this planet
It's not working.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't fool around.
Open the bottle.
I know who you are.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Just be yourself
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
Please, wait here.
You broke it.
Can I make a pillow fort?
I want you to look at me.
This looks suspicious.
You're going to pay!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I love winter in Spain.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Give me the celery stick.
We're the same person.
No one can ever know what we did.
We're going to need a hammer.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Let's go
I want to tell you about Easter.
You want me.
It's giving me hope.
When I was little, I wanted to be a journalist.
I want that fish out of my car!
I will always love you.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Who left a saw in the laundry?
Love of money is the root of all evil.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Someone's listening.
Leave it to the professionals.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Open the curtains.
My love, it's delicious.
I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I see you for who you are.
You never take me seriously.
It's not for sale.
Get ready to dance.
I should start a business.
Take this with water.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You're going to need a firefighter.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want you to document my trip to England.
Am I coming with you, or not?
It's now or never
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'll listen.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I can offer you a merlot.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Pride is like a movie...
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
You are crafty.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I knew you could see it through.
This is a fine ship
How dare you look at me!
Your tongue has turned green.
Can I make dessert?
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I love fall in America.
I want you to love me.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
This looks wrong.
Good luck!
Leave it alone.
I have the letter.
Please, give up while you can.
A boy needs his own room.
I'm trying to understand.
Your lips have turned stripey.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
This room is bugged.
I'm a god.
I'm alone in the universe.
I feel ugly.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
How much luck do you have?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You never have time for me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Wealth is like a winter's day...
Darling, it's delicious.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Throw me the skateboard.
Your face has turned orange.
I want you to hold me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
I love you.
Did you fart at work?
I'm the greatest archaeologist on this planet
You should write to your father.
We should think about this.
You're going to need a can opener.
Who left a teddy bear in the lobby?
I know math.
I want that moose out of my room!
I am distrustful.
I never really lived.
You are a handsome devil.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I need to tell you about the garage.
Can I make up a story?
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Open it here.
I volunteer to go!
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I have the will.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Darling, it's so expensive.
I am going to Easter.
A boy needs confidence.
Hey, watch me smile.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You are so kind to me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You are my only hope.
Ha-cha-cha.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
It's time to pack your bags.
We need to stay.
You will always hate me.
We've only got one option.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
Throw me the candy-bar.
I see you have done this before.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
The truth is like a lake...
Open the door.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
It's not easy.
I feel tense.
You're under arrest!
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I know where you were.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take this and pray.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You monster!
I want you to stop tickling me.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
Can I make it matter?
I love winter in England.
We are incensed.
Your ears have turned orange.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...
Dammit, who left a Powerade in the lobby?
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You're going to need a hammer.
I want that puppy out of my life!
You should think about this.
I've reported it to the President.
I have faith.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Get ready for this.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You burned it on purpose.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Let's eat
You are a genius.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I want you to marry me.
My life is over.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Take the piano and leave.
How much courage do you have?
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
You are not my mother.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
You're going to need a sniper.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I know more than you realise.
You found it.
I feel shy.
We need to open it.
I never loved you.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Dare to dream
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to be liberal.
Good night!
You're cursed.
I'm the worst painter on this planet
You are so good to me.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Throw me the guitar.
You are an inspiration.
I want you to kiss me.
It's time to go.
It's not yours.
A boy needs discipline.
How dare you smile at me!
I have the gun.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's giving me a headache.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I have to tell you about Friday.
You're going to need a shovel.
I see you are thinking.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
When the party starts, start crying.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I should ask for more money.
I am going to the funeral.
Take the drink and go.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Drop it here.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
You know it.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I'm trying to forgive you.
This is a fine mess
Don't upset your father, not now.
I feel ready.
I just want a lemonade. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only musician on this planet
I heard a howl coming from the garage.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Your ears have turned green.
I despise you.
You're special.
You never listen.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop following me.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
A girl needs her own room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
We're going to need a spoon.
You're going to need a farmer.
Someone's having a bad day.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I can't find my boat anywhere.
Let's watch TV!
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
I have powers.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You are not my conscience.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want to tell you about the candy-bar.
Can I make room?
You should call your father.
You should pay the bill.
I'm trying to leave.
You are my reason for living.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
No one will ever know
I never felt so alone.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
This is a stick up.
I could never hate you.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Show me the chair.
I want that monkey out of my life!
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
We need to go.
I want you to read to me.
You are a godsend.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This looks nice.
We're cursed.
I love autumn in Hong Kong.
I'm the worst locksmith who ever lived.
This is the right time to be happy.
We are eager.
Hey, watch me dance.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
Your face has turned grey.
It was my fault that the show was ruined.
You're crazy!
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
You could never despise me.
A girl needs discipline.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Let's drink
I am going to the grand opening.
I see you every day.
It's time to go to bed.
I never listened.
You're going to need a lot of help.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
I have the scroll.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Take the piano and go.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Can I make a deal?
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
You are my favourite.
Please, come closer.
Having a child is like doing the laundry...
Virtue is its own reward.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You're no good.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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