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I know where you were.

This is a fine ship

I'm crazy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I am going to Easter.

I never wanted this.

Fears are like chocolate...

Sorry, I have to take this.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want that pony out of my house!

Take this and pray.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Leave it here.

Be better!

Sound the alarm!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm a god.

You should quit.

I have the poem.

Your face has turned green.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

When the party starts, start crying.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I heard weeping coming from the barn.

Let's eat

It was my fault that the play sucked.

This looks edible.

Who left a can opener in the dining room?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You are so good to me.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

My life is a mystery.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

Don't just stand there.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You are unrestrained.

I'll watch.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

You're really something!

Open sesame.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

I knew you could survive.

You could never hate me.

Get ready to run.

Good morning!

You should find your father.

You can do this

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We're gods.

I want you to inspire me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I see you every day.

I want you to be organized.

You are my sunshine.

I can offer you a good price.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

How dare you smile at me!

We've only got one life.

I feel responsible.

Take this with you.

Darling, it's so shiny.

We're going to need a hairdresser.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You angel!

We're going to need a wrench.

This is a stick up.

I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.

We're insignificant.

Someone's locked the door.

I have the scroll.

You won't find it.

You are so mean to me.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

A boy needs his space.

I can offer you a kebab.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Let's drink

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We should quit.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Delivery!

I'm the greatest deputy on this planet

I am passive.

I want to tell you about the Heineken.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to look at me.

I see you for who you are.

My life is over.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This room is bugged.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

Open the window.

Please, stop shouting.

Leave it to the professionals.

I volunteer as tribute!

Find some proof that I deceived you.

It's time to go.

It's not mine.

I want that lion out of my car!

I'll keep guard.

Take the drink and go.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I despise you.

We're the same person.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Reading is good for the soul.

Time to shine

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Throw me the ball.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

We need to make better decisions.

It was your fault that the show was ruined.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm lucky.

I am going to the grand opening.

A boy needs boundaries.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Your face has turned red.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You monster!

We should hide.

You should listen to your father.

This is the right time to be happy.

You could never want me.

I have the need, the need for speed.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I want to tell you about the muffin.

Let's watch TV!

I feel forgetful.

It's not working.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I volunteer to eat it!

Be yourself!

Leave it alone.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a wine.

You can have it.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

No one can ever know what we did.

I'm going to need a game show host.

Can I make trouble?

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Get ready to die.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I have a secret.

You never stop to think.

I want you to be tearful.

Please, don't take that.

Maybe no one will notice

Your ego is like a beach...

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

This room is shrinking.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Who left a sandwich in the guest room?

It's giving me a headache.

This looks interesting.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I knew you could fix it.

Don't wait to be asked.

We've only got one chance.

You're a ghost.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Open your heart.

This is the right time to be angry.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You made me cry on purpose.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.

Take the money and die.

We need to play.

I never really lived.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We're cursed.

You should call your mother.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Let's get it

I have the gun.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want you.

I'm the greatest navigator who ever lived.

Be careful!

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

We're going to need a shovel.

We're going to need a lot of money.

I need to tell you about Friday.

You are not my favourite.

I want that deer out of my house!

Get out while the getting is good.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

My life is cursed.

I have to tell you about the walk-in freezer.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I can offer you an icecream.

I love winter in France.

I see you let yourself in.

Throw me the saw.

When I was little, I wanted to be a truck driver.

I should vote.

I'm trying to win.

Take this with water.

A girl needs confidence.

We're going to need a cameraman.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Hey, watch me leave.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to stop me.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Someone's in here.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Can I make a kite?

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You are so kind to me.

You are a godsend.

I never could make up my mind.

Drop it here.

You could never love me.

I know more than you realise.

I knew you could live like this.

How dare you look at me!

I'm a ghost.

We've only got one option.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Please, sit down.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

When the party starts, start singing.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Just be yourself

You broke the vase on purpose.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

I want that dolphin out of my house!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

We're ghosts.

Am I dead, or not?

Who left a bagel in the kitchen?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Get ready to dance.

I want you to be vindictive.

You're going to need a garbage collector.

Show me the cracker.

Did you eat just now?

You need it.

We are obnoxious.

A girl needs her own room.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I'll sit on it.

Your tongue has turned blue.

Having a child is like doing the shopping...

Darling, it's so expensive.

You are my father.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

You're magnificent.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I am going to the party.

I'm the worst fishmonger on this planet

You're a god.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

It's not heavy.

We're going to need a spoon.

I want to tell you about the ogre.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

You should protect your mother.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You devil!

It's now or never

There's a time and a place for everything.

I have the knife.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I can offer you a job.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I love you.

I want you to stop following me.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I feel creative.

I want you to listen to me.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Alright, who left a goat in the office?

Did you eat yesterday?

I heard a noise coming from the dining room.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I've reported it to the press.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You should hide.

Let's play

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Take the drink and die.

When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

A boy needs his father.

Get ready for this.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

You are my everything.

My life means nothing.

You burned it on purpose.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You never call me.

I'll get it.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I'm the only torturer on this planet

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the well.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I have the card.

Can I make money?

I want you to betray me.

I am going to the funeral.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Open it here.

It's time to go to bed.

You're going down!

Someone's listening.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

It's your fault that the cat died.

We're going to need a pawnbroker.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Failure is like a movie...

Okay. Just do what I do.

This is the worst time to be here.

Hand me the sandwich.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You should start a business.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I want that cat out of my house!

It's giving me grief.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I bet you know why I'm here.

A boy needs discipline.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm the only manager on this planet

You're going to need a can opener.

How much luck do you have?

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Good grief!

No one will ever know

I've reported it to the President.

Get ready to laugh.

Throw it here.

I feel cheerful.

I heard a noise coming from the cloakroom.

I'll listen.

It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to be shy.

Can I make friends?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Dancing is good for the soul.

It's not tight enough.

Throw me the apple.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

We've only got one hope.

Buying a house is like lighting a fire...

You are my son.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

No one can ever know the truth.

Who left a whiskey in the corridor?

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You know it.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Take the money and leave.

You're going to need an impersonator.

I've reported it to mother.

Please, don't eat that.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

I never wanted to die.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Did you get lucky last night?

This is a fine mess

No one can ever know that I can dance.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

We're going to need a screwdriver.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I should quit.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Throw me the ukulele.

This looks suspicious.

I volunteer to go!

I can't find my pickle anywhere.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to hold me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I can offer you a coffee.

Your tongue has turned red.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Hey, watch me move.

You never listen.

Get ready, or get out.

We're no good.

Love is like a canvas...

Your eyes have turned white.

I want that fish out of my house!

Give it here.

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to be disillusioned.

You're going to pay!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I feel annoyed.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You could never despise me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I'm the best hunter who ever lived.

Whoop-whoop.

You should vote.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

We're going to need a violinist.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Don't ask any questions.

This room is haunted.

No one can ever know that I like you

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Someone's coming this way.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Money makes the world go round.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Justice is like a beautiful melody...

Darling, it's so juicy.

Dying is like writing a memo...

I can't find my goose anywhere.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Winners don't quit

We're special.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We've only got one bullet.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

I love summer in Brazil.

You will always need me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I know the future.

Let's watch the game

I feel desperate.

You're under arrest!

I never killed anyone.

I want that cheetah out of my house!

It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I have powers.

Who left a Dr. Pepper in the waiting room?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Your tongue has turned brown.

You should disown your father.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Your ears have turned yellow.

Eating is all I can manage now.

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