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I never hurt anybody.
Give me the ukulele.
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, put it back.
The first thing to consider is safety.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Hey, watch me leave.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm alone in the universe.
You are a godsend.
Don't wait to be asked.
You're going to need a lot of money.
You're going to need a firefighter.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Your nose has turned stripey.
Let's eat
How dare you look at me!
Show no mercy
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Am I coming with you, or not?
My life is a mystery.
I have the gun.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I want that fish out of my room!
Take the money and leave.
It's giving me a headache.
Leave it outside.
You're going to need a hammer.
You're never going to get away with this!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Delivery!
Please, stop smoking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mason.
This is a stick up.
A girl needs boundaries.
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
This looks familiar.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I want you to help me.
You never say what you're thinking.
I volunteer as tribute!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You lost it.
I love you.
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
It's not working.
You will always hate me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're a god.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Eating is all I can manage now.
You made me cry on purpose.
Your ears have turned pink.
You are so kind to me.
You are my sunshine.
Be safe!
I love spring in Japan.
Someone's watching us.
Your nose has turned yellow.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Let's go
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're crazy.
Can I make amends?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Throw it here.
You are an artist.
This room is haunted.
I feel impulsive.
We need to order pizza.
I have money.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Throw me the skateboard.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
We're gods.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I never felt so alone.
You are pleased.
You're going to need a saw.
I want you to kill me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
I see you have done this before.
Take this with you.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
A boy needs his own room.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
This is a day to remember
Am I under arrest, or not?
This looks bad.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to be kind.
I'm the worst hunter who ever lived.
It's time to go.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have to tell you about the party.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You should ask your father.
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know the truth.
Don't just stand there.
I love winter in Ireland.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
We're going to need a chauffeur.
I volunteer myself!
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You're a ghost.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You are so mean to me.
Take the money and go.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Open your heart.
I've reported it to the police.
I want that fish out of my car!
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
Did you fart yesterday?
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Someone's coming this way.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You are not my type.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the well.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Be careful!
You are my everything.
Who left a banana in the armory?
I'm magnificent.
It's giving me an error message.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
I could never despise you.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I have the letter.
Please, listen to me.
It's not open.
You angel!
You burned it on purpose.
I feel confident.
I'm the greatest social worker who ever lived.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I know where you were.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
Darling, it's dead.
You never stop to think.
You are fascinated.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Let's drink
Hey, watch me move.
Drop it here.
We're going to need a knife.
Your strength is like a piano...
Leave it alone.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I love summer in Japan.
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We need to make out.
Open the window.
When the party starts, hide.
This looks wrong.
I'll get it.
Throw me the chair.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Did you fart at work?
Your ears have turned orange.
I want that seagull out of my room!
I can offer you a Gatorade.
I'm going to need a detective.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yodeler.
I want you to look at me.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I have to tell you about Saturday.
You should call your mother.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Someone's locked the door.
You are my daughter.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
Take this with water.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I could never want you.
Your face has turned grey.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
It was your fault that the wig came off.
I'm a ghost.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm going to need a spatula.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I want you to be self-sufficent.
Please, be careful.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I never really lived.
You never smile.
It's not appropriate.
I see you are thinking.
We are earnest.
I knew you could survive.
A boy needs his father.
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's time to pack your bags.
You know it.
No one can ever know what we did.
I feel afraid.
This room is unstable.
We're the same person.
Be yourself!
Can I make magic?
My life is over.
I should pay the bill.
Stop, in the name of love.
Let's watch TV!
How much time do you have?
Who left an ukulele in the basement?
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I want that puppy out of my car!
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I can offer you a mojito.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You should disown your father.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Take the drink and die.
You're going down!
Don't get too close.
Hey, watch me dance.
I am going to the party.
We've only got one chance.
It's not yours.
I want you to stop loving me.
Death is like a mountain...
You will always need me.
You are invisible.
I could never need you.
I want you to love me.
I have the card.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
This looks peculiar.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You're going to need a paramedic.
You devil!
I'm going to need a wrench.
You are a thief.
I have to tell you about the unicorn.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Leave it to the professionals.
Your lips have turned blue.
Who left an octopus in the studio?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I'm the best deputy who ever lived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Get ready to dance.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
We need to unite.
Darling, it's delicious.
You won't find it.
I have faith.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I'll be here, if you need me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
This is the right time to be angry.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I feel ugly.
I am going to Christmas.
I want you to be vindictive.
This room is shrinking.
I see you every day.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
When the door opens, remain calm.
My life is cursed.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
Good morning!
I'm trying to save you.
Someone's in here.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
A girl needs a job.
Your anger is like a forest...
I want you to betray me.
I need to tell you about the dungeon.
We're special.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
You're going to need a can opener.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
We're going to need a private detective.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Get ready, or get out.
I love summer in Germany.
I want that crab out of my house!
No one can ever know that you escaped.
We should quit.
It's time to make lunch.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'll listen.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
It's not heavy.
Did you get lucky last night?
Your eyes have turned spotted.
I feel destructive.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm the greatest fisher on this planet
Enough is enough.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
You can have it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mathematician.
I need you.
You're under arrest!
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Running for office is like eating toast...
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Wisdom is like a lake...
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I have to tell you about Monday.
I want you to be uninhibited.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
We're going to need a model.
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
I volunteer to go!
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Open the door.
Get ready to run.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Please, don't move.
It's not right.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm special.
We've only got one bullet.
I have lost the will to live.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
I need to tell you about the violinist.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Give it here.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
When the bell rings, hide.
We need to stay.
Let's dance
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You will always want me.
I want that octopus out of my house!
I will always despise you.
You are the best person I have ever met.
We are monstrous.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Dating is like taking a bath...
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
My love, it's so shiny.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
You should make peace with your father.
I feel ticklish.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Can I make kimchi?
Please, tell me.
I've reported it to the press.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I know what happened.
Good night!
I have the time.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I want you to stop blaming me.
You are a hero.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You are so nice to me.
You're crazy!
This looks interesting.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
We've only got one of these.
I'll watch.
You never call me.
I have a secret.
A girl needs her mother.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You hate me.
Get ready to die.
Did you eat at work?
Plug it in here.
I feel invisible.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could make up your mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
You're going to need a swordsmith.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You found it.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I need to tell you about the the windmill.
We're going to need a spoon.
You should protect your father.
Dammit, who left an ukulele in the bathroom?
Take the piano and leave.
Someone's having a bad day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I'm no good.
I want you to listen to me.
Hand me the ball.
You are a poet.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You are so good to me.
Can I make it worse?
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
Be better!
It wasn't your fault that the party was ruined.
It's almost over
Good grief!
Hey, watch me smile.
Knitting is good for the soul.
When I was little, I wanted to be a servant.
You could never fascinate me.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
Your cheeks have turned red.
You are my favourite.
We need to make better decisions.
I have the poem.
I love fall in France.
Don't ask any questions.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You should make peace with your mother.
I never listened.
I want that bird out of my house!
We're going to need a can opener.
It's time to go to bed.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I could never hate you.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
How dare you smile at me!
We are funky.
You monster!
I'll help.
Open it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I've reported it to Interpol.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You can't have it.
I should quit.
I want you to inspire me.
You never do what I want.
A girl needs love.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I feel ordinary.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's not in.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
We've only got one life.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Okay, who left a hippopotamus in the dining room?
I want you to be solemn.
I'm the worst playwright who ever lived.
Hand me the hammer.
We're going to need a beggar.
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Dare to dream
Your ears have turned brown.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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