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Gardening is good for the soul.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I see you know what to do.

Dying is like writing a to do list...

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is a day to remember

I knew you could see it through.

We're going to need a hammer.

I can offer you a sandwich.

Hey, watch me smile.

You never say what you're thinking.

Open it here.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

You deserve this

I want you to read to me.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Delivery!

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

Good luck!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

We're alone in the universe.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You are an artist.

It's not tight enough.

Your face has turned yellow.

I volunteer to eat it!

Please, stay where you are.

It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I will always despise you.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Take this with you.

How dare you smile at me!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm a god.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You monster!

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

We're gods.

We should think about this.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Get ready, or get out.

Can I make a mess?

I need to tell you about the extraterrestrial.

You are scholarly.

I have time.

The best is the enemy of the good.

My life is over.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

This is the worst time to be here.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You are my father.

I want that seagull out of my life!

A girl needs money.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

Be yourself!

Take the drink and leave.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

I can offer you an apple.

I have the gun.

I never could make up my mind.

You need it.

I can offer you a good price.

I know what happened.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Who left a fork in the attic?

Just breathe

He was unconscious when I found him.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I see you for who you are.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Hand me the bratwurst.

This looks suspicious.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

This room is shrinking.

Take this with water.

We're going to need a guitarist.

I'm the worst cook who ever lived.

You're never going to get away with this!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your tongue has turned purple.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You should make peace with your mother.

We're lucky.

Don't fool around.

You never listen.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want you to kiss me.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want that dolphin out of my car!

I can't find my banana milkshake anywhere.

It's giving me hope.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I want you to stop following me.

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Sorry, I have to take this.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You are my inspiration.

Be safe!

You're going to need a shovel.

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the well.

I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?

Please, don't touch that.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

This is the right time to be angry.

A boy needs his grandmother.

Hand me the muffin.

We need to order pizza.

I should pay the bill.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I feel silly.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

My life matters.

Drop it here.

I volunteer to go!

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

We're the same person.

Did you eat while I was away?

It's your fault that the game sucked.

I have needs.

Time to shine

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

I'm special.

I want you to listen to me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I have the will.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Becoming rich is like applying for a job...

This room is bugged.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'll help.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I need to tell you about Friday.

I'm the only journalist on this planet

Let's go

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You want it.

You never sing anymore.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to the police.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Leave it alone.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You will always need me.

I see you are thinking.

It's not the right size.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I'm a ghost.

Get ready to dance.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Time flies.

We've only got one of these.

We're ghosts.

It's giving me an error message.

I feel inferior.

We are tough.

Good grief!

Take the money and die.

All's well that ends well

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Someone's watching us.

Hey, watch me dance.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Anger is like a picnic in the park...

You're really something!

How dare you look at me!

When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.

I have the scroll.

Dying is like opening a door...

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I want that porcupine out of my house!

You should write to your father.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You are my daughter.

I'll get it.

I'm trying to help.

Okay, who left a shovel in the guest room?

If you're done, we'll get started.

We're weird.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I never listened.

I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.

I've reported it to mother.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I love spring in America.

Give it here.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

We need to make out.

Let's drink

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

It's not in.

Dancing is good for the soul.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't ask any questions.

This is a fine mess

You're going to need a bank robber.

I knew you could turn things around.

I see you have done this before.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Open the door.

Please, stop smoking.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This looks peculiar.

Good morning!

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I'm the best fashion designer who ever lived.

They know it was me

You are a poet.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Be careful!

I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.

You are not my mother.

I have a secret.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

No one can ever know that I like you

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

My love, it's alive.

I know what to do.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

It's giving me grief.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I never hurt anybody.

I want that bunny out of my car!

You're a god.

I want you to be demanding.

Show me the screwdriver.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I could never despise you.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Get ready to run.

We need to go.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You will always hate me.

Don't just stand there.

We should start a business.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I love summer in Ireland.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You should listen to your father.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

You never have time for me.

You are so mean to me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I am going to the party.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

A boy needs confidence.

I see you smiling.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Can I make muffins?

I'm going to need an exotic dancer.

You crashed the car on purpose.

This looks interesting.

You're alone in the universe.

You are a twit.

This is a fine ship

Dreams are like chocolate...

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Let's play

Becoming rich is like eating a cake...

It's time to go to bed.

Someone's in here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Today is the day

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the wardrobe.

You are my sunshine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

We've only got one chance.

I am going to Christmas.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Take the piano and go.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

Don't wait to be asked.

We should pay the bill.

It's not safe.

Good night!

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I love fall in Brazil.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Your eyes have turned green.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I'm the best hunter on this planet

No one can ever know that I survived.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want that chicken out of my room!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

I can't find my dolphin anywhere.

You're amazing!

Who left a crocodile in the library?

A girl needs her friends.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I'll keep guard.

This looks familiar.

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

I can offer you a job.

Please, give up while you can.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I'm going to need a hammer.

You broke it.

I feel helpless.

When the party starts, start crying.

You should protect your father.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I can offer you a banana milkshake.

Show me the bratwurst.

I want you to be self-sufficent.

It's time to make lunch.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Take the piano and leave.

We're going to need a journalist.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a peddlar.

Someone's listening.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

The wages of sin is death.

It's not heavy.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

Let's get it

You are a handsome devil.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I'm the only bureaucrat on this planet

You are timid.

Your tongue has turned red.

I want you to help me.

I never gave up hope.

I'll wait here.

You could never fascinate me.

I know math.

You're special.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

My life means nothing.

I want that goat out of my car!

You burned it on purpose.

Hey, watch me move.

You are so good to me.

A girl needs discipline.

No one can ever know what we did.

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I volunteer as tribute!

We need to close it.

You never take me seriously.

Sound the alarm!

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I have the time.

We're going to need a broker.

I love spring in France.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

Don't get too close.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I can offer you a celery stick.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You are a liar.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

You are touchy.

Can I make chilli?

Who left a ball in the office?

This room is haunted.

Did you fart while I was away?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Someone's coming this way.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

I'm trying to win.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I have to tell you about Monday.

You're going to pay!

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Give me the spatula.

You never call me.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Throw it here.

We need to fight.

I know who you are.

A girl needs her own room.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You devil!

I'll get ready.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Darling, it's delicious.

I'm the greatest shoemaker on this planet

It's your fault that the dog died.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that I like to dance

This looks wrong.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Dating is like turning on a light-switch...

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I am going to Easter.

Please, look at me.

Someone's having a bad day.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You are so kind to me.

I love summer in Switzerland.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

No one can ever know that I was here.

Open sesame.

Fears are like chocolate...

You are my favourite.

I'm trying to understand.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want that puppy out of my car!

I feel stylish.

We're crazy.

When the lights go out, hide.

Can I make a movie?

We are aloof.

You are a hero.

I want you to be uncertain.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're going down!

You should protect your mother.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I want to tell you about the the liferaft.

Okay, who left a bike in the kitchen?

You're going to need a lot of money.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

We're going to need a knife.

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

I can offer you a croissant.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You could never need me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

We need to play.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

It's not yours.

It's time to go.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I want that whale out of my car!

Your tongue has turned brown.

You're insignificant.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I can't find my house anywhere.

Hand me the wrench.

Open the curtains.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I have powers.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

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