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I want you to be skillful.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You're going to need a fork.
Who left an ale in the dungeon?
You are a thief.
I want you to stop loving me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
How dare you laugh at me!
We're going to need a lot of help.
We're special.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You are my inspiration.
I know what happened.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
You're coming with me!
I can offer you a pickle.
You love me.
I've reported it to the police.
Can I make out?
Be careful!
We're the same person.
I'm going to need a cook.
This room is haunted.
Stop, in the name of love.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You never take me seriously.
Am I coming with you, or not?
She was unconscious when I found her.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I see you are thinking.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I have 20-20 vision.
Don't just stand there.
Open the door.
You're a ghost.
We need to stop.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
Sound the alarm!
You should call your mother.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm trying to leave.
Please, remain silent.
We've only got one hope.
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Take the drink and leave.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I want you to help me.
Put it here.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
This is a fine ship
It's time to go to bed.
You angel!
Why do you tease me, so much?
Delivery!
I can't find my porcupine anywhere.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I am going to the party.
Take this and pray.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I know the future.
You're going to need a lot of water.
It's not yours.
This is the worst time to be here.
Someone's locked the door.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Get ready, or get out.
Good morning!
I'll get ready.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
You're really something!
You're cursed.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I see you for who you are.
Be better!
You are an idiot.
It's almost over
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I am individualistic.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
I want you to be original.
Can I make it count?
I heard weeping coming from the barn.
Darling, it's delicious.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You never smile.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Leave it outside.
A boy needs his own room.
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
I want you to clean up after me.
I am going to Christmas.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I'm going to need a paleontologist.
I want that bunny out of my life!
I need to tell you about the wedding.
I feel weird.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Leave it here.
Don't ask any questions.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Take the drink and go.
Did you fart at work?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Show me the kite.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I'm the best poet on this planet
Why do you love me, so much?
Take this with you.
You should find your mother.
You devil!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
You want it.
You are so mean to me.
I can't find my car anywhere.
I love spring in Japan.
You're never going to get away with this!
Knitting is all I can manage now.
This room is shrinking.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I never listened.
How much time do you have?
Someone's in here.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You will always want me.
Open the bottle.
I want you to listen to me.
I know what to do.
I knew you could fix it.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Darling, it's so expensive.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You should think about this.
Get ready to dance.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want to tell you about the kitchen.
I heard a noise coming from the living room.
I will always hate you.
Accidents will happen.
I am going to the grand opening.
I volunteer myself!
Who left a chair in the laundry?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Plug it in here.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Please, lie down.
How dare you look at me!
I'm the only cook who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
We're ghosts.
Let's go
You are my love.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a saw.
I'm a ghost.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You are big-thinking.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I feel creative.
This is the right time to be angry.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Take this with water.
You lost it.
This is a fine mess
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are a liar.
You should write to your father.
I'm trying to understand.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
You are so nice to me.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
I'm lucky.
I've reported it to the President.
It's giving me hope.
I love autumn in China.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Laughing is all I can manage now.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
It's time to pack your bags.
I could never hate you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Can I make the world better?
We need to play.
I want you to be loyal.
This room is bugged.
We've only got one bullet.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Please, give up while you can.
Dying is like eating bread...
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
A boy needs discipline.
When the bell rings, start crying.
It's not tight enough.
I feel angry.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
If you're done, we'll get started.
You are so good to me.
You are a godsend.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
You never call me.
Don't get too close.
Take the money and leave.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I have the card.
You are my sunshine.
You should make peace with your father.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I never really lived.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Someone's watching us.
This looks peculiar.
My love, it's so expensive.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I want that fly out of my life!
You are crazy.
I can offer you a good price.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Your ego is like a spring day...
I have time.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Hand me the hot dog.
I'm the worst diver on this planet
Throw it here.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
We're going to need a knife.
You will always despise me.
Your nose has turned stripey.
A girl needs boundaries.
You're going to need a pilot.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
You are so kind to me.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
You broke it.
You are not my son.
You monster!
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Can I make a mess?
Please, stop crying.
I am going to Easter.
You're weird.
My love, it's so shiny.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I want that shark out of my life!
I'll open it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I will always despise you.
We should think about this.
I never hurt anybody.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Good luck!
Let's get it
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to stop believing in me.
I feel resentful.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I'm the best doctor on this planet
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Gardening is good for the soul.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I know math.
It's not mine.
Get ready to laugh.
We need to order pizza.
I love spring in Australia.
You are not my conscience.
You fascinate me.
I want you to be trembling.
You burned it on purpose.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take this for luck.
I volunteer to go!
Take the money and die.
I can't find my coffee anywhere.
Show me the kebab.
I want you to stop me.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I have the will.
I'll help.
You dropped it.
Just try not to cry
This looks bad.
Open your heart.
My love, it's alive.
Can I make a robot?
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I'm going to need a spatula.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Please, sit down.
You are my father.
You never have time for me.
You're going to need a scout.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
It's not for sale.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Who left an umbrella in the laundry?
How dare you smile at me!
We need to fight.
Someone's listening.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I never felt so alone.
We've only got one of these.
I heard a sound coming from the waiting room.
I feel certain.
You're a god.
I am gracious.
This is a stick up.
You're crazy.
Did you eat this morning?
I want that penguin out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I'll listen.
I want to tell you about the Powerade.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Good grief!
You are an artist.
It's time to make lunch.
Tomorrow is another day.
I want you to be weird.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I want you to hold me.
I see you have done this before.
Be safe!
You're going to need a knife.
You're going to need a psychiatrist.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
I am going to the funeral.
I love spring in India.
Who left a kangaroo in the bathroom?
You never listen.
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It's not right.
Please, don't eat that.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I never gave up hope.
I can offer you a banana.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Someone's having a bad day.
You are discreet.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I feel ready.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
You could never love me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Life is like a camera...
You should disown your mother.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm the greatest assassin who ever lived.
I want that fish out of my car!
Take the piano and leave.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We need to close it.
I knew you could see it through.
You should ask for more money.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be small-thinking.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
It's giving me grief.
Hey, watch me dance.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I love winter in England.
Don't wait to be asked.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
When the party starts, start singing.
Good night!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
It's time to go.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Blood is thicker than water.
It's not ready.
I will always love you.
I have the time.
I can offer you a job.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Who left a skateboard in the classroom?
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Leave it until morning.
You're amazing!
You never say what you're thinking.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I feel jolly.
I need to tell you about the guest room.
Someone's coming this way.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I'll watch.
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
I know where you were.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
It's your fault that the cat died.
Open the window.
Can I make a kite?
A girl needs confidence.
This looks suspicious.
When I was little, I wanted to be a court jester.
I want you to kiss me.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
No one can ever know what we did.
I want you to be predictable.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Get ready to run.
I have lost the will to live.
I could never need you.
You are not my type.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
My life matters.
You should go to the police.
Sadness is like a piano...
Who left a spoon in the conservatory?
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You never do what I want.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I'll be here, if you need me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is the right time to be happy.
Give me the screwdriver.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
We're going to need a shovel.
I love spring in China.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
I want you to betray me.
Your face has turned spotted.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Let's play
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Did you eat today?
I never killed anyone.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.
Hey, watch me smile.
I want you to be quiet.
You should quit.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You are selfless.
Get ready to die.
I have money.
We're going to need a graphic artist.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
My life is over.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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