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You are a hero.

You should make peace with your mother.

Sound the alarm!

Someone's listening.

My life is cursed.

I never loved you.

My love, it's dead.

I want you to document my trip to America.

I will always love you.

Can I make a difference?

I have to tell you about the wedding.

We've only got one hope.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I'm a ghost.

I'm lucky.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

You're really something!

Please, sit down.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This room is shrinking.

Don't wait to be asked.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You angel!

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Who left a panda in the barn?

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Open the door.

I've reported it to the press.

I feel content.

I want you to be fraudulent.

You are my reason for living.

Dying is like writing a job application...

I have a secret.

Throw me the sandwich.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

You are so good to me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I love autumn in England.

I'll open it.

Good morning!

You burned it on purpose.

Your nose has turned black.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

This looks bad.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Hey, watch me dance.

Get ready for this.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You found it.

It's not for sale.

I knew you could fix it.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're gods.

Leave it to the professionals.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Be careful!

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're going to need a sleuth.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's giving me an error message.

Why do you love me, so much?

I am going to the grand opening.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

This is a stick up.

I can't find my bird anywhere.

Whoop-whoop.

You are scrupulous.

I could never hate you.

I want you to betray me.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

We're insignificant.

I want that turtle out of my car!

How much luck do you have?

I volunteer to eat it!

My love, it's alive.

Let's eat

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You're going to need a lot of money.

I have to tell you about the croissant.

I'm the only singer on this planet

No one can ever know that I was here.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You monster!

Take the money and leave.

Redemption is like a mountain...

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

Can I make a statement?

You're a ghost.

I love fall in Brazil.

I've reported it to the police.

Please, lie down.

You should call your mother.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

We need to make better decisions.

This room is haunted.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Give it here.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I can offer you a celery stick.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It was your fault that the cat died.

I see you for who you are.

You are an inspiration.

My life means nothing.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

A boy needs boundaries.

It's time to pack your bags.

Hey, watch me move.

We should hide.

I never could make up my mind.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I know what to do.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I'm going to need a miner.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

I want you to be sadistic.

I can offer you a good price.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I hate you.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Leave it outside.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I have to tell you about Thursday.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want that octopus out of my house!

I've reported it to mother.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

Please, don't touch that.

It's not the right size.

Dammit, who left an umbrella in the attic?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Take the drink and go.

Give me the spoon.

Good night!

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

You despise me.

You made me cry on purpose.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Take this and pray.

You never sing anymore.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I knew you could turn things around.

Leave it here.

You are so nice to me.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I'm trying to care.

I should start a business.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Did you get lucky just now?

I'm the worst tattooist who ever lived.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I have to tell you about the the pyramids.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Hey, watch me smile.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Your ears have turned spotted.

You lost it.

Be yourself!

This looks familiar.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I love winter in America.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to be overjoyed.

Leave it until morning.

Don't get too close.

Get ready to dance.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I am going to the wedding.

I'll help.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I feel anxious.

I volunteer to go!

Let's watch TV!

I have needs.

We've only got one of these.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

It's not right.

Who left a margarita in the wardrobe?

You love me.

I'm alone in the universe.

You devil!

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

Speak as you find.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...

We're going to need a can opener.

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

We need to play.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I love spring in Brazil.

I will always want you.

Good grief!

This looks great.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Throw it here.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Take the drink and die.

I'm the only hypnotist who ever lived.

I have the gun.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to inspire me.

I feel timid.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Show me the fork.

I am misguided.

We're the same person.

I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a cracker.

Can I make music?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

My love, it's beautiful.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I'm going to need a lot of money.

It's time to make lunch.

Let's play

Friendship is like a party...

Open your heart.

I want that lamb out of my house!

We should pay the bill.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You're going to pay!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Delivery!

Your tongue has turned red.

I volunteer myself!

It's not appropriate.

You should make peace with your father.

How dare you laugh at me!

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're a god.

When the party starts, start crying.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I love winter in India.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We're no good.

I know what happened.

A girl needs her own room.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Who left a shovel in the dining room?

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

You never say what you're thinking.

You are not my type.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm going to need a saw.

I knew you could survive.

Youth is wasted on the young.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

We're ghosts.

I have to tell you about the another dimension.

Hand me the sandwich.

I am going to Christmas.

I can offer you a hot dog.

This looks edible.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I see you are thinking.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Let's watch the game

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Can I make it worse?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Open the window.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I'll keep guard.

Someone's locked the door.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Your tongue has turned white.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I want that bunny out of my car!

Am I under arrest, or not?

A boy needs confidence.

We need to break up.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

They know it was me

Put it here.

Be better!

My life is over.

It was my fault that the label came off.

I'm going to need an interrogator.

Take the piano and die.

I love fall in America.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I could never despise you.

I want you to kiss me.

When the party starts, hide.

It's not going to fit.

Your eyes have turned grey.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I knew you could open it.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

This is a fine ship

Take this with water.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Leave it alone.

I feel brave.

Don't ask any questions.

You never have time for me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I can't find my fox anywhere.

Can I make peace?

This looks suspicious.

Alright, who left a burger in the pantry?

You are my inspiration.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Crime is like a guitar...

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I want you to stop blaming me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

A boy needs his friends.

I have the time.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I see you have done this before.

You should listen to your mother.

I love autumn in India.

Am I dead, or not?

I'm going to need a knife.

Drop it here.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I'm the worst barber on this planet

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I want that cat out of my car!

Show me the spatula.

We should vote.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

Don't just stand there.

It's giving me a headache.

Good luck!

I can offer you a lemonade.

We've only got one bullet.

This is a day to remember

I'm trying to open it.

Take this with you.

We're going to need a magician.

I want you to kill me.

Be safe!

I feel liberated.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

My love, it's so expensive.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

I have lost the will to live.

I am going to Easter.

I heard a howl coming from the dining room.

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Who left a hammer in the outhouse?

I want you to stop questioning me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Did you eat yesterday?

I have the scroll.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

Please, look at me.

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

When the lights go out, hide.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

Take the money and die.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

How dare you smile at me!

I never gave up hope.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

You are a thief.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

We need to help each other.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You are my only hope.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I love autumn in Japan.

We are frugal.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I want you to be understanding.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Your lips have turned orange.

I want you to love me.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Can I make pizza?

I feel proud.

You're never going to get away with this!

Someone's coming this way.

It's time to go to bed.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm the greatest impersonator on this planet

No one will ever know

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Okay, who left a doll in the laundry?

You will always need me.

You're going to need a gardener.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Please, don't move.

I will always despise you.

Open the curtains.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

I have to tell you about the basement.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I can't find my camel anywhere.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want that eagle out of my room!

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

You should disown your father.

My life is a mystery.

I see you every day.

I have money.

I love autumn in Brazil.

I never really lived.

It's not safe.

You're special.

When the door opens, remain calm.

I am complaining.

I heard a sound coming from the corridor.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'll get ready.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I should pay the bill.

I want you to stop me.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be devoted.

You are not my father.

You won't find it.

Show no mercy

We're going to need a lot of sand.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

A boy needs his own room.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Someone's in here.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

Give me the slice of pizza.

You're crazy!

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I have faith.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I want that whale out of my house!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Open sesame.

I love winter in Switzerland.

Get ready, or get out.

This looks nice.

I never hurt anybody.

I could never want you.

Learning is like doing renovations...

You will always love me.

Just breathe

It's not easy.

Let's get it

Wealth is like a spring day...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

When the party starts, remain calm.

I'll get it.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Take this for luck.

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