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I'm the worst wizard on this planet
It's time to go.
I have the gun.
I've reported it to the President.
Show me the chair.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I have faith.
Someone's listening.
You should protect your father.
I never really lived.
I know who you are.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
You're weird.
Take this and pray.
You're going to need a shovel.
We need to close it.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are so good to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
We should start a business.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'll be here, if you need me.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I am political.
We're ghosts.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I'm trying to win.
Open the bottle.
I want you to read to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
I volunteer myself!
Who left a lemur in the outhouse?
You're a god.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to be dissonant.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Crime is like a violin...
Take the money and go.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You never sing anymore.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
I want that puppy out of my car!
You devil!
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
You dropped it.
I can offer you a good price.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You need me.
I'm going to need a spin doctor.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Let's dance
We've only got one of these.
We're going to need a saw.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I know where you were.
It's not going to fit.
It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.
I want to tell you about the carrot.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I love summer in Switzerland.
I see you for who you are.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This room is unstable.
Seize the day.
Hand me the bike.
You burned it on purpose.
Be better!
Your nose has turned yellow.
We're crazy.
Did you eat today?
You deserve this
You're a ghost.
You are lifeless.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to help me.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to stop lying to me.
I never listened.
You are a twit.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I have time.
I'm trying to care.
I am going to the party.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
I volunteer to eat it!
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
I can offer you a bagel.
I feel proud.
Plug it in here.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Take the money and leave.
My life matters.
We need to help each other.
Open your heart.
Don't wait to be asked.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Can I make trouble?
We've only got one life.
Dammit, who left a wine in the outhouse?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'm going to need a cartoonist.
You should call your mother.
A girl needs her own room.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I have the time.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
This is a day to remember
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I'm the only hotelier who ever lived.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Take this with you.
Dare to dream
Give me the icecream.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Please, don't touch that.
You're going down!
Leave it to the professionals.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You are my sunshine.
We're gods.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Be careful!
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
You monster!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
We are apathetic.
Did you eat yesterday?
I want you to stop following me.
This looks peculiar.
I should start a business.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I knew you could live like this.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
You are so nice to me.
I want that moose out of my car!
Get ready, or get out.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You're going to need a police officer.
I want you.
I have the scroll.
I love fall in Spain.
You despise me.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Am I dead, or not?
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I'll sit on it.
You never have time for me.
Who left a celery stick in the basement?
Hey, watch me move.
Let's watch TV!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You know it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
My life is cursed.
This is the worst time to be here.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Someone's having a bad day.
I have lost the will to live.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
I heard a howl coming from the conservatory.
I am going to Easter.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.
I'm alone in the universe.
I volunteer as tribute!
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
It's not yours.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
We're going to need a shovel.
Throw me the spoon.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I feel tenacious.
I know the future.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You are my father.
I want you to be questioning.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
You should find your father.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You're going to pay!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You should start a business.
I'm trying to save you.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Alright, who left a whiskey in the armory?
When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.
You are a thief.
This is a stick up.
Good grief!
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
No one can ever know the truth.
We need to stop.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Take the money and die.
Can I make art?
Get ready to run.
Did you fart while I was away?
Fears are like spaghetti...
Someone's coming this way.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want that tiger out of my life!
I'm going to need a spatula.
Delivery!
Sound the alarm!
I am going to the wedding.
We're the same person.
This room is bugged.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
My life is over.
I love spring in Switzerland.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I'm the only jailer who ever lived.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I know what to do.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You're crazy!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
How much courage do you have?
You never stop to think.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Take this with water.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Don't ask any questions.
This is the right time to be alone.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
I could never need you.
You found it.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Good luck!
I want you to clean up after me.
Let's drink
It's not heavy.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're going to need a peddlar.
Who left a saw in the waiting room?
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Someone's in here.
I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.
This looks great.
No one can ever know that I like you
Hand me the knife.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to stop loving me.
Leave it here.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Leave it until morning.
We need to eat.
I've reported it to Interpol.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I'm the best inventor who ever lived.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We're going to need a lot of water.
We should hide.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Can I make peace?
Please, don't eat that.
You can't have it.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
How dare you smile at me!
You should call your father.
We are weak-willed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I want that kitten out of my car!
You are a genius.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I know what happened.
Open the curtains.
This is the right time to be here.
You angel!
I want you to be enigmatic.
You are my everything.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
No one will ever know
You never listen.
I'm lucky.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
We're going to need a can opener.
Hand me the chair.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
A girl needs boundaries.
You could never love me.
I love fall in Ireland.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Whoop-whoop.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
We're going to need a lifeguard.
You are so mean to me.
Laughing is good for the soul.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You lost it.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Drop it here.
We should go to the police.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I want to tell you about Friday.
You are not my mother.
My love, it's so shiny.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I am going to the funeral.
Maybe no one will notice
You're lucky.
My life means nothing.
I see you every day.
I have the poem.
I want that bear out of my life!
I want to tell you about the sphinx.
We need to unite.
You're going to need a knife.
Can I make soup?
I feel angry.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
Please, stay where you are.
Show me the bagel.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Okay, who left a chocolate milk in the wardrobe?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I love summer in Canada.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
It's giving me hope.
You're really something!
Good night!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm the worst sailor who ever lived.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Your cheeks have turned white.
You want me.
This is crazy
You are my love.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's time to make lunch.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Give it here.
I knew you could fix it.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.
You're crazy.
Please, lie down.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I want that goat out of my house!
I've reported it to mother.
Ha-cha-cha.
Let's eat
I will always want you.
I volunteer to go!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open the door.
Poverty is like a mountain...
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
We need to make a plan.
This looks nice.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
I feel worried.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I never gave up hope.
Be safe!
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
I'll open it.
I'm the best comedian on this planet
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
I see you smiling.
I have the will.
It's not safe.
First things first.
We should vote.
You're magnificent.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I can offer you a milkshake.
My love, it's so juicy.
I want you to stop smelling me.
We've only got one bullet.
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to be panicked.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
I want to tell you about the sauna.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
I'm going to need a court jester.
I'm going to need a wrench.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I have money.
I want that raccoon out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a garbage collector.
Can I make a pillow fort?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want you to kill me.
We need to make better decisions.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We are proud.
You are so kind to me.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are not my father.
A boy needs his space.
I will always love you.
Open it here.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
It's giving me grief.
You never take me seriously.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Give me the doll.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
All roads lead to Rome.
You will always love me.
It's not the right size.
I feel worked up.
We're insignificant.
I'm the only dietician on this planet
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Let's play
Get ready to die.
Who left a hot chocolate in the barn?
Hey, watch me smile.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I can offer you a celery stick.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
Take the drink and leave.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to hold me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You're going to need a mobster.
We've only got one option.
Put it here.
Your eyes have turned brown.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Please, stop laughing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a geologist.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want you to be skinny.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I will always hate you.
We're going to need a fork.
A boy needs his mother.
It's now or never
I can offer you a Guinness.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I am gloomy.
Get ready to dance.
I heard a voice coming from the closet.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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