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You're going to need a social worker.

I've reported it to the President.

I never listened.

Can I make room?

We need to eat.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

You monster!

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

Who left a guitar in the dining room?

You never have time for me.

How dare you laugh at me!

Leave it to the professionals.

Dating is like taking medicine...

I volunteer myself!

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to inspire me.

I despise you.

It's time to go.

We should think about this.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

He was unconscious when I found him.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I'm alone in the universe.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You despise me.

We're ghosts.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I have to tell you about the Heaven.

Hey, watch me leave.

I am despairing.

You should make peace with your father.

This room is unstable.

I knew you could survive.

You're going down!

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

You are so kind to me.

I love spring in Switzerland.

I see you let yourself in.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to be quaking.

You're a ghost.

I know who you are.

This looks wrong.

I heard laughter coming from the sauna.

I feel competitive.

Take the money and die.

No one can ever know what we did.

Why do you love me, so much?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Someone's listening.

I can offer you a wine.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I have the letter.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Let's dance

It's not heavy.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Throw me the shovel.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You made me cry on purpose.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

My life is a mystery.

Get ready to dance.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Running for office is like opening a gate...

I want you to help me.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I never killed anyone.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Throw it here.

I'll keep guard.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Who left a screwdriver in the attic?

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Please, don't eat that.

Good grief!

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You won't find it.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

A girl needs her grandmother.

This room is bugged.

You never stop to think.

You are so nice to me.

Can I make a treehouse?

Sound the alarm!

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I want you to be pedantic.

You devil!

Okay. Just do what I do.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I am going to the funeral.

You will always despise me.

I can't find my turtle anywhere.

We're gods.

Life is like a beautiful melody...

I see you came prepared.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Hey, watch me smile.

I hate you.

I volunteer to go!

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I've reported it to the press.

You're going to need a can opener.

You are a thief.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Your ears have turned spotted.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

We've only got one life.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I feel relaxed.

Someone's coming this way.

I have powers.

You should quit.

Give it here.

I know more than you realise.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You should write to your father.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

When I was little, I wanted to be a technician.

Be careful!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I'll listen.

This is a day to remember

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I want you to stop me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I heard laughter coming from the library.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Did you fart last night?

Who left a bunny in the bathroom?

Leave it here.

I have the poem.

I can offer you an icecream.

I can offer you a job.

You're going to need a waiter.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Throw me the umbrella.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You're no good.

This room is shrinking.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to stop following me.

Take the drink and die.

You can have it.

I knew you could live like this.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Take this for luck.

I volunteer to eat it!

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Can I make it matter?

My love, it's alive.

I know what happened.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

We need to open it.

It's not mine.

We're the same person.

I want you to be resentful.

I love summer in Australia.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I am modern.

Just breathe

Someone's watching us.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I want that lion out of my car!

I've reported it to Interpol.

You should protect your mother.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I have money.

I want you to cook for me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never sing anymore.

We've only got one option.

I see you for who you are.

Please, wait here.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I never wanted this.

My life is cursed.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

You're going to need a coach.

I have the will.

Open the door.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I could never want you.

Put it here.

You are my teacher.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm weird.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are a handsome devil.

Get ready to laugh.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Hey, watch me dance.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's time to go to bed.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

Be safe!

I knew you could open it.

You're going to need a wrench.

A girl needs money.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.

I can't find my mojito anywhere.

This looks nice.

I want you to stop loving me.

Let's eat

Someone's locked the door.

Hand me the ball.

I've reported it to mother.

You will always want me.

I'm the only mortician on this planet

I have to tell you about Easter.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Who left a bread-stick in the basement?

Take this with water.

I love winter in China.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I want that deer out of my house!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are idealistic.

You are so mean to me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You're amazing!

Please, don't touch that.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

You never say what you're thinking.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's giving me an error message.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I need to tell you about the priest.

Get ready to run.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

You are not my type.

I can't find my grape juice anywhere.

I never hurt anybody.

I'm a ghost.

My life matters.

Open the bottle.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I want you to kill me.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you.

I'm lucky.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Becoming rich is like making a salad...

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

When the party starts, start crying.

Delivery!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

You need it.

Be better!

I feel ordinary.

I know math.

Did you get lucky this morning?

Your ears have turned white.

Let's get it

I want you to stop believing in me.

I'm the only guru who ever lived.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

You are powerless.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

Can I make breakfast?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a cappuccino.

Leave it outside.

Get ready to die.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want that chicken out of my house!

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm trying to care.

I've reported it to the police.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm going to need a fork.

You could never need me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I never wanted to die.

You never call me.

I have needs.

I'll get ready.

Throw me the chicken wing.

All good things must come to an end.

Who left a licorice twist in the cell?

I want to tell you about the party.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Take this and pray.

I heard a howl coming from the closet.

You're crazy.

I want you to stop tickling me.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

It's giving me grief.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Let's watch TV!

When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I love summer in Hong Kong.

This looks suspicious.

You are an inspiration.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You love me.

A boy needs his grandfather.

You are so good to me.

Please, listen to me.

We need to make out.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Take the piano and go.

You lost it.

We should hide.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Love is like a camera...

I'm trying to help.

You're going to need a gladiator.

Don't ask any questions.

Can I make a mess?

You should write to your mother.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I am going to the grand opening.

I will always despise you.

I'm the only servant on this planet

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Darling, it's delicious.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

I can't find my lemur anywhere.

I am irritated.

This is a stick up.

You angel!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Did you eat just now?

No one can ever know how we did it.

Get ready, or get out.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I see you smiling.

I'm no good.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I have the card.

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I love winter in Canada.

I want you to be balanced.

It's not working.

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

This looks odd.

I feel hurt.

Don't fool around.

You are my love.

Stop, in the name of love.

I know where you were.

How dare you smile at me!

Your eyes have turned white.

You should find your father.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I want you to love me.

Please, remain silent.

Who left a sandwich in the studio?

I need to tell you about the party.

Leave it alone.

We need to go.

Can I make fudge?

You are a hero.

I'm a god.

I will always want you.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I should vote.

Mercy is like a picnic in the park...

Did you fart while I was away?

You are not my father.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

Someone's having a bad day.

I feel trustworthy.

I'm going to need a knife.

I love summer in Germany.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I see you know what to do.

Give me the wrench.

Today is the day

This is the worst time to be angry.

A girl needs her mother.

Let's watch the game

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

We're lucky.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I want that chicken out of my life!

I want you to stop smelling me.

No one can ever know the truth.

This is a fine ship

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

A good man is hard to find.

Take this with you.

It's not alive.

You're going to need a sniper.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

You're going to pay!

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Who left a chair in the walk-in freezer?

Drop it here.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Take the money and leave.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

I will always hate you.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Open your heart.

You found it.

I can offer you a coffee.

I love spring in Spain.

I'm the only ventriloquist who ever lived.

I have the knife.

This is the right time to be happy.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's time to make lunch.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You should find your mother.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

We need to help each other.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I need to tell you about the bedroom.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

When I was little, I wanted to be a programmer.

Dying is like tidying your room...

It has to work

Who left a wrench in the dining room?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Can I make love?

For everything there is a season.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I feel serene.

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I want that kitten out of my car!

You are an idiot.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I could never hate you.

I can't find my panda anywhere.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

You should listen to your father.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You are my mother.

I'm the best barber on this planet

I am fuming.

We need to play.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

My life is over.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Your nose has turned brown.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

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