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You're crazy.

I feel comfortable.

Take this with water.

I can't find my diet Mountain Dew anywhere.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I want you to betray me.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I've reported it to the police.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Good night!

I'm going to need a shovel.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Sound the alarm!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

My love, it's dead.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Knowledge is like a lake...

I want you to stop lying to me.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

Whoop-whoop.

We're going to need a shaman.

I need you.

Leave it alone.

A boy needs his space.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I have a secret.

Why do you hate me, so much?

When the door opens, start singing.

I have the poem.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

There are two sides to every question.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Someone's in here.

We've only got one of these.

How dare you look at me!

You are so good to me.

I volunteer as tribute!

You hate me.

This looks interesting.

This is a stick up.

I am going to the party.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Get ready to die.

We're ghosts.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You broke it.

Can I make a movie?

You should listen to your father.

I'm trying to care.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

Did you fart just now?

Please, stop shouting.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want that cheetah out of my car!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Your tongue has turned green.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Darling, it's dead.

I want you to read to me.

You monster!

You are a hero.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Open the door.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I have to tell you about the knight.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Drop it here.

I never listened.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We're going to need a lot of help.

I'm the only bricklayer who ever lived.

Throw me the icecream.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I love fall in India.

You could never need me.

Be better!

Why do you love me, so much?

My life means nothing.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

How dare you smile at me!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can offer you a banana.

You're never going to get away with this!

Someone's listening.

Let's watch TV!

I could never need you.

Take the money and die.

We need to go.

I know more than you realise.

I feel bewildered.

It's almost over

I can offer you a good price.

We're weird.

I want that lizard out of my room!

You are my favourite.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You're going to need a manager.

This room is unstable.

I knew you could fix it.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Did you get lucky just now?

Am I under arrest, or not?

We've only got one bullet.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

We're gods.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

Give it here.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Your face has turned orange.

I want you to hold me.

You can't have it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

It's time to make lunch.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to stop tricking me.

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Who left a bike in the kitchen?

You're a god.

I never wanted this.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I am going to the funeral.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

No one can ever know that I like you

He was unconscious when I found him.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Ha-cha-cha.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

We're going to need a spatula.

Hey, watch me dance.

We need to play.

Be careful!

Throw me the doll.

This looks wrong.

I love autumn in Germany.

It's not mine.

Delivery!

Failure is like a camera...

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I have the time.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

My love, it's so shiny.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

My life is cursed.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.

Good grief!

I want that hamster out of my life!

Can I make up a story?

Your cheeks have turned brown.

You never stop to think.

Please, don't move.

You're going to pay!

You are so nice to me.

Did you fart this morning?

I have needs.

Take the piano and die.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I want you to be dogmatic.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

You're going to need a chief of police.

I volunteer myself!

You burned it on purpose.

Am I coming with you, or not?

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

I'm the greatest graphic artist who ever lived.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You angel!

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I hate you.

I feel secretive.

I have to tell you about the Heaven.

You will always hate me.

I'll wait here.

You're a ghost.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

This is the right time to be alone.

Who left a kebab in the guest room?

You are not my daughter.

Show me the saw.

I see you for who you are.

I want you to inspire me.

I know who you are.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Hopes are like chocolate...

I can offer you a job.

This is a fine mess

We're special.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Defeat is like a lake...

Let's play

Show no mercy

Open the bottle.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

You are a genius.

I can't find my burger anywhere.

A girl needs her grandfather.

I am going to the grand opening.

We are old.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I have time.

Be yourself!

This looks odd.

You should ask your mother.

I should hide.

Good luck!

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I want you to be sweet.

This room is bugged.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Take this for luck.

It's not in.

Stop, in the name of love.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You made me cry on purpose.

Hey, watch me leave.

Did you fart today?

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I heard a voice coming from the pantry.

When the bell rings, hide.

I'm the best terrorist on this planet

Get ready for this.

You devil!

I feel energetic.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

Don't fool around.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

My love, it's delicious.

Someone's locked the door.

How much influence do you have?

I see you know what to do.

I want you to look at me.

I knew you could see it through.

It's time to go.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You are not my conscience.

I have the gun.

This is crazy

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I want that monkey out of my car!

We're going to need a hammer.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You should pay the bill.

Leave it here.

You're no good.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

It's giving me hope.

You found it.

You should call your father.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

I want you to be keen.

I have lost the will to live.

You are my father.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You fascinate me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You never sing anymore.

Be safe!

Did you get lucky this morning?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Take this with you.

Can I make it matter?

We need to order pizza.

Get ready to run.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Open it here.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Alright, who left a kite in the lobby?

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I love winter in China.

I want you to marry me.

Give me the ball.

A girl needs her mother.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I'll get it.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

My love, it's so juicy.

We've only got one chance.

I feel assertive.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

You are scheming.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Hey, watch me smile.

They know it was me

Let's go

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Leave it to the professionals.

This room is haunted.

I want that fish out of my life!

I knew you could open it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a beggar.

You should make peace with your father.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I have the letter.

You could never hate me.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Don't ask any questions.

We're crazy.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You never call me.

You're crazy!

You should go to the police.

Please, look at me.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Your fear is like a beach...

I never killed anyone.

I want you to be monstrous.

I know math.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

We need to unite.

A dog is a man's best friend.

When the lights go out, hide.

Show me the banana.

I will always need you.

Take the piano and go.

Sorry, I have to take this.

How dare you laugh at me!

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Who left a hammer in the kitchen?

I'm the greatest artist who ever lived.

I have 20-20 vision.

I am going to Christmas.

This is the worst time to be alone.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You're alone in the universe.

I see you came prepared.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

When I was little, I wanted to be a real estate agent.

You are so kind to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I am impractical.

I feel passionate.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I'll sit on it.

I want you to kill me.

I want you to be sanctimonious.

I love winter in Ireland.

It's not alive.

My life matters.

When the lights go out, start crying.

You should find your father.

If the cap fits, wear it.

I'm a god.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We're going to need a detective.

Please, wait here.

I never hurt anybody.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I know what to do.

Your ego is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like doing chores...

We should pay the bill.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I could never hate you.

Your nose has turned white.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I am deep.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Who left a cracker in the barn?

I need to tell you about Easter.

You're going to need a can opener.

I'm the greatest firefighter on this planet

I feel weak.

I want you to clean up after me.

You need me.

You are not my son.

Leave it until morning.

This is a day to remember

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm trying to open it.

Maybe no one will notice

We're going to need a wizard.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Someone's coming this way.

My life is over.

You should disown your mother.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want that zebra out of my house!

I can offer you a beer.

Open sesame.

Am I dead, or not?

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

It's not going to fit.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

You're lucky.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I need to tell you about the bedroom.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Get ready to dance.

Take this and pray.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I love spring in Brazil.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You are my daughter.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

This looks nice.

This is the right time to be here.

You're coming with me!

I'm the greatest chemist on this planet

You lost it.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I should vote.

You will always need me.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I am going to the wedding.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I want you to stop loving me.

Can I make love?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Your tongue has turned red.

I heard a noise coming from the library.

I'm cursed.

We need to open it.

I want you to be uncharitable.

I volunteer to go!

You are discourteous.

Just try not to cry

I'm going to need a bartender.

I'm going to need a saw.

Good morning!

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I have to tell you about the guru.

I want you to listen to me.

Open your heart.

I see you are thinking.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Take the money and leave.

I love you.

It's giving me an error message.

You are an artist.

You need it.

This is a fine ship

It's time to pack your bags.

This looks great.

I want that fly out of my house!

I want you to stop questioning me.

Don't wait to be asked.

A boy needs his friends.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

It's not heavy.

I should start a business.

You're really something!

This is the worst time to be angry.

We are steadfast.

Your face has turned green.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're going to need a lot of water.

We need to fight.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

I have the need, the need for speed.

You could never fascinate me.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Get ready, or get out.

You never smile.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Who left a hammer in the attic?

When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.

This room is shrinking.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

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