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Don't wait to be asked.
You won't find it.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to be false.
I see you let yourself in.
I can't find my house anywhere.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm insignificant.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
This is a day to remember
This room is unstable.
Let's go
We should quit.
It's not appropriate.
A boy needs his own room.
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to marry me.
You are my love.
I love summer in Spain.
Good morning!
I never felt so alone.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I have the knife.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I want you to stop loving me.
Please, look at me.
Did you fart while I was away?
You are willing.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
Open the curtains.
Take the money and leave.
You're a god.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I feel cold.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Be yourself!
Hey, watch me leave.
I'm going to need a fork.
You devil!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Leave it to the professionals.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Your ears have turned stripey.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Winners don't quit
Stop, in the name of love.
We've only got one life.
Who left a cocktail in the dungeon?
I knew you could see it through.
We're going to need a silversmith.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I want you to read to me.
I love spring in Germany.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
It's not heavy.
Take this and pray.
We're weird.
I want you to be rowdy.
I see you are thinking.
I want that elephant out of my life!
No one can ever know that I can fly.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
I can offer you an icecream.
I am going to the wedding.
You're under arrest!
You will always despise me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You are a thief.
This room is bugged.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
My life means nothing.
I heard laughter coming from the closet.
Show me the guitar.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want you to stop tickling me.
Drop it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Good grief!
It's time to go.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You never take me seriously.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm trying to help.
I have the letter.
Be better!
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
This is a stick up.
Hey, watch me move.
How dare you laugh at me!
Can I make sure?
Don't fool around.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I never could make up my mind.
Get ready to run.
Darling, it's so expensive.
We're the same person.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I've reported it to the President.
This looks interesting.
Delivery!
You are so good to me.
You're going to need a mobster.
You want me.
I love winter in China.
You should hide.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to be quiet.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You are not my conscience.
Please, remain silent.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Sound the alarm!
Take the piano and die.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want that bunny out of my car!
I knew you could make up your mind.
I feel sore.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Let's dance
I'm a god.
I'm no good.
Pain is like a canvas...
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Ha-cha-cha.
I'll keep guard.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
You monster!
Did you fart last night?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Be careful!
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You should write to your father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
This looks peculiar.
When I was little, I wanted to be an animal trainer.
We're ghosts.
This is a fine mess
No one can ever know that I survived.
I will always love you.
Can I make magic?
It's not alive.
Take this for luck.
Open the door.
You made me cry on purpose.
You are a liar.
I have powers.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You're coming with me!
I can offer you a grape juice.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Don't get too close.
I want you to help me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Someone's watching us.
I'm the worst air traffic controller on this planet
You can have it.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
Get ready to dance.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
Eating is all I can manage now.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're going to need a fork.
You are so kind to me.
I want you to be dynamic.
Leave it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I want that wolf out of my room!
I can't find my bike anywhere.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
We've only got one chance.
It's going to be okay
Running for office is like changing a light bulb...
I should hide.
I have the poem.
Good night!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Hand me the slice of pizza.
I'm going to need a waiter.
I feel liberated.
I knew you could turn things around.
You are not my type.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
A girl needs confidence.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I've reported it to the press.
Be safe!
I love summer in England.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
My life is cursed.
We need to go.
I'll wait here.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Hey, watch me smile.
You never listen.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hope is like a movie...
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I see you have done this before.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
This is the right time to be amused.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can offer you a job.
No one suspects a thing
We're insignificant.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I heard weeping coming from the conservatory.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I want you to be surprising.
I know the future.
I need you.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I bet you know why I'm here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fortune-teller.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
It's not easy.
You could never love me.
I never killed anyone.
I volunteer myself!
You need it.
Did you fart just now?
Get ready for this.
Take this with water.
You should disown your mother.
Please, wait here.
I'm the greatest mechanic who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
You are so mean to me.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Let's drink
Friendship is like a river...
You are my only hope.
Open the window.
I'm going to need a saw.
I love winter in Spain.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I can offer you a piña colada.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
A boy needs his father.
You're alone in the universe.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You're amazing!
I want you to be anxious.
Hand me the burger.
You're a ghost.
We've only got one option.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
It was your fault that the play sucked.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
We need to stay.
You never call me.
I will always need you.
I am going to the party.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You know it.
I heard a sound coming from the waiting room.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could survive.
I want that goat out of my life!
You hate me.
Someone's having a bad day.
No one can ever know that I like you
When I was little, I wanted to be a crook.
You angel!
I have money.
You are my mother.
I have the time.
Take the drink and leave.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Your lips have turned stripey.
This is a fine ship
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Whatever happens, don't panic
A boy needs his friends.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Alright, who left a merlot in the guest room?
This room is haunted.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
You are a hero.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
My life is over.
I'm the best meteorologist who ever lived.
You are not my mother.
Dead men tell no tales.
Let's get it
No one can ever know that you can fly.
We need to stop.
It was my fault that the show was ruined.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I can offer you a pickle.
I feel sad.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
You should disown your father.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Please, come closer.
Give me the hammer.
Leave it alone.
I want you to be decent.
You are complaining.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Whoop-whoop.
I never listened.
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
We're gods.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I love spring in India.
I volunteer to go!
Can I make believe?
I want that penguin out of my house!
This is the worst time to be amused.
Take this with you.
I'm a ghost.
Your face has turned brown.
Friendship is like a lake...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You are my father.
We're magnificent.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
It was my fault that the train was late.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I feel old.
We need to make out.
I'm the only bank robber on this planet
I see you every day.
I am going to Christmas.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Who left a tiger in the basement?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to be earthy.
You never say what you're thinking.
Get ready to laugh.
You're going to pay!
I have faith.
I can't find my spider anywhere.
Put it here.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your cheeks have turned red.
I want you to stop me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You are sloppy.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Throw me the saw.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Love is like an ocean...
I know math.
Take the piano and leave.
I heard a noise coming from the sauna.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I can offer you a good price.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You lost it.
Please, lie down.
We're going to need a hammer.
I'm alone in the universe.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I volunteer as tribute!
You should listen to your mother.
I see you know what to do.
You are not my father.
I'm the best musician on this planet
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs boundaries.
Okay, who left a chicken in the bathroom?
I can offer you a chicken wing.
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's not for sale.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You burned it on purpose.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
How dare you smile at me!
I can't find my bed anywhere.
I'm going to need a magician.
Hey, watch me dance.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I love spring in Canada.
No man is an island.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I love you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the right time to be happy.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I'll sit on it.
Leave it outside.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I have a secret.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
We need to make better decisions.
Learning is like making spaghetti...
A boy needs confidence.
I want you to hold me.
Can I make finger puppets?
I see you smiling.
I should vote.
You're crazy.
You never smile.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Take the piano and go.
We're going to need an oracle.
Did you fart today?
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I want that pony out of my house!
I know more than you realise.
I'm the greatest firefighter on this planet
How much money do you have?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Good luck!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Throw me the slice of pizza.
I have the scroll.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I'll be here, if you need me.
This looks bad.
They know it was me
My love, it's beautiful.
When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are so nice to me.
You are my daughter.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
We are muddle-headed.
I love autumn in China.
I want to tell you about the the palace.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're going to need a wrench.
I want you to betray me.
Can I make connections?
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Open sesame.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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