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Leave it here.
You're coming with me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Dammit, who left a bike in the office?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You never say what you're thinking.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Open your heart.
We need to fight.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Be yourself!
Am I coming with you, or not?
How dare you laugh at me!
Good grief!
You found it.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
You are so kind to me.
I love fall in Brazil.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
This is a fine ship
Stop, in the name of love.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You're special.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
All's well that ends well
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Did you eat yesterday?
This room is bugged.
I can't find my spaceship anywhere.
My life is a mystery.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
A boy needs confidence.
I'm a god.
It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I despise you.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It's time to go.
I should think about this.
You are not my father.
Friendship is like a camera...
Let's drink
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Hey, watch me leave.
I can offer you a 7-up.
I never wanted to die.
I feel paranoid.
You devil!
We're gods.
Someone's listening.
Why do you love me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I want you to look at me.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
I've reported it to mother.
My love, it's alive.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I have lost the will to live.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You broke the vase on purpose.
This looks suspicious.
Be careful!
How much courage do you have?
It's not going to fit.
Throw it here.
I want that deer out of my room!
It's your fault that the dog died.
I see you are thinking.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You are so good to me.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We've only got one option.
Who left a chair in the outhouse?
It's giving me an error message.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Can I make dumplings?
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
You should ask your mother.
A boy needs money.
I want to tell you about the library.
It was my fault that the train was late.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I'm trying to open it.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Get ready to die.
This is a fine mess
I'm the greatest farmer on this planet
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You could never fascinate me.
We're going to need a hammer.
I can offer you a croissant.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I am businesslike.
I should pay the bill.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.
The first thing to consider is safety.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Good luck!
You are a liar.
You never sing anymore.
I want you to clean up after me.
Show me the wrench.
Hey, watch me move.
We're ghosts.
We need to make better decisions.
You are my daughter.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I heard a noise coming from the wine cellar.
I've reported it to the press.
I want you to be pathetic.
Who left an umbrella in the armory?
You're crazy.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I feel tense.
You need it.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It's not easy.
It's going to be okay
Don't ask any questions.
Let's watch the game
When the door opens, start crying.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
I could never want you.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I can offer you a good price.
My life is cursed.
Take the drink and go.
Sound the alarm!
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You monster!
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We've only got one bullet.
No one can ever know what we did.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You're going to need a lot of food.
I need to tell you about the Heaven.
You will always hate me.
I'm a ghost.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I have faith.
Someone's having a bad day.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
We need to eat.
I'm the only firefighter on this planet
Who left a fishcake in the library?
You are attractive.
This room is haunted.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Give it here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shoemaker.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You're going down!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Take this for luck.
You are my favourite.
I love spring in Germany.
Did you fart today?
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I know who you are.
You are a poet.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
A girl needs her own room.
I see you have done this before.
I volunteer myself!
Can I make up?
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
You're going to need a wrench.
My life matters.
Let's get it
I want that bird out of my house!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Someone's in here.
Leave it to the professionals.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
This looks peculiar.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
We need to play.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I have needs.
I can offer you a job.
Hand me the hammer.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I feel terrible.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Don't upset your father, not now.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I am going to Easter.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You are not my daughter.
It's almost over
Don't just stand there.
I'm the worst bricklayer who ever lived.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You're amazing!
You're alone in the universe.
Take this with water.
Take the money and die.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You want it.
Get ready to dance.
Good night!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I see you every day.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
You're going to need a spoon.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
You should call your father.
A boy needs his space.
I want you to be aimless.
It's not dead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I'm trying to care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Delivery!
When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.
You are my only hope.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Let's play
I have money.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Can I make informed decisions?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I have the letter.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a hot dog.
I'll get it.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a camera...
I want that chipmunk out of my house!
Sorry, I have to take this.
I love spring in Brazil.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I am going to the funeral.
I feel tenacious.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
You are so nice to me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I've reported it to the police.
How dare you look at me!
Please, stop doing that.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I have to tell you about the the moon.
You never do what I want.
Get ready to laugh.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I can't find my lizard anywhere.
Throw me the sandwich.
I knew you could fix it.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Your ears have turned grey.
You're magnificent.
A girl needs her father.
I'm the only author on this planet
Good morning!
Your tongue has turned white.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You can't have it.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I will always love you.
You are careless.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Did you eat just now?
I want to tell you about the party.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You are my teacher.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a silversmith.
Leave it alone.
Let's watch TV!
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Plug it in here.
Don't wait to be asked.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I know what happened.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
It's not mine.
I love summer in America.
Can I make an effort?
I've reported it to the President.
I see you know what to do.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You're a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
My life is over.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Your nose has turned stripey.
How dare you smile at me!
I'm the best DJ on this planet
This looks familiar.
I'm going to need a fork.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I am unimaginative.
You never take me seriously.
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to kiss me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Hey, watch me dance.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Today is the day
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Get ready, or get out.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
Open the bottle.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
Hand me the skateboard.
We've only got one life.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
You are not my conscience.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I volunteer as tribute!
Take the money and leave.
I'm going to need a fisher.
Who left a bird in the bedroom?
I'll help.
Please, look at me.
This room is unstable.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I could never despise you.
You lost it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
We need to go.
It's giving me hope.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Be safe!
You are a thief.
I bet you know why I'm going.
This is a day to remember
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I feel amused.
I knew you could see it through.
You never stop to think.
You will always fascinate me.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I'm the worst weaver on this planet
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Laughing is good for the soul.
We should ask for more money.
I'm trying to win.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Open the window.
I want you to cook for me.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
A girl needs a job.
You are my reason for living.
It's not tight enough.
I want you to be vacuous.
No one can ever know that I like you
Peace is like a bar of soap...
I have 20-20 vision.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I want that donkey out of my room!
You won't find it.
I am going to the party.
I have the card.
Did you get lucky this morning?
You should write to your mother.
I love summer in China.
Who left a short black in the office?
Take this and pray.
We are unappreciative.
Throw me the fork.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Take the piano and go.
Darling, it's delicious.
You're weird.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I'll wait here.
This looks wrong.
They know it was me
Don't get too close.
We're going to need a spoon.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Dreams are like chocolate...
You never have time for me.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
You could never love me.
You are a godsend.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I feel afraid.
You made me cry on purpose.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I want to tell you about Sunday.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I'm the best screenwriter who ever lived.
We're going to need an air traffic controller.
I have to tell you about the dining room.
Show me the saw.
It's not working.
Open sesame.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
We need to close it.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Take the drink and leave.
You are unimaginative.
You are not my type.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I love autumn in America.
I want you to be smiling.
We're going to need a shovel.
I never wanted this.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I want that dog out of my house!
I have the gun.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
You are an inspiration.
This is the right time to be here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Who left a whiskey in the library?
I want you to read to me.
We're going to need a missionary.
You are the best person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I bet you know why I'm here.
No one will ever know
I feel fortunate.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
A girl needs confidence.
You are not my mother.
You burned it on purpose.
Can I make time?
Your face has turned brown.
We need to stay.
It's not heavy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pirate.
You should find your mother.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Whoop-whoop.
I am going to the wedding.
You angel!
I see you let yourself in.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I want you to be skeptical.
We're going to need a lot of water.
I can't find my squirrel anywhere.
I'm the greatest teacher who ever lived.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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