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Leave it alone.
My love, it's delicious.
Please, give up while you can.
I have lost the will to live.
A girl needs confidence.
Show me the pickle.
Sound the alarm!
My life matters.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
You could never want me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Open it here.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Take this with you.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You are an idiot.
You are so good to me.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
We need to open it.
I feel tough.
Open the door.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Take the piano and go.
Who left a shovel in the pantry?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You devil!
Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I knew you could turn things around.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Your ears have turned blue.
You should listen to your father.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
We're ghosts.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
It's almost over
We're cursed.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to kill me.
I see you every day.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I love fall in China.
Let's get it
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I know what to do.
I despise you.
I have the scroll.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I volunteer myself!
We're going to need a hammer.
I'm trying to understand.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Be careful!
I never really lived.
I want that deer out of my house!
It was your fault that we ran out of bread.
We've only got one life.
This looks interesting.
Get ready for this.
Don't get too close.
I'm the worst magician who ever lived.
It's giving me a headache.
You're crazy!
I want you to be hostile.
I'm a god.
I can offer you an espresso.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Am I under arrest, or not?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You are so kind to me.
Hey, watch me smile.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You lost it.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
She was unconscious when I found her.
Less said, soon mended.
I'll wait here.
You're going to need a lot of help.
It's not heavy.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want you to betray me.
I need to tell you about Friday.
You are an inspiration.
Good night!
I am going to Christmas.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
Take the drink and go.
Someone's watching us.
When I was little, I wanted to be a professor.
Please, stay where you are.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You made me cry on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
It's time to go to bed.
You're going to need a police officer.
I have powers.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Throw it here.
We need to stop.
Let's watch TV!
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Be better!
It's your fault that the cat died.
I see you know what to do.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
You are not my type.
You angel!
The first thing to consider is safety.
Sadness is like a canvas...
You should vote.
Can I make it fun?
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I volunteer to eat it!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I'm crazy.
I never wanted to die.
This room is unstable.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Get ready to die.
I'll help.
I want you to be busy.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're going down!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I have the letter.
I feel surprised.
You won't find it.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
My life is a mystery.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm the greatest herald who ever lived.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I can offer you a good price.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I know who you are.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I am going to Easter.
This is crazy
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I will always need you.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Hey, watch me dance.
You're a ghost.
I'm going to need an engineer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
You are a poet.
Who left a ball in the attic?
I'm going to need a wrench.
You want me.
It's not yours.
Your nose has turned blue.
I can offer you an egg nog.
I want you to stop believing in me.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We need to help each other.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I've reported it to mother.
Open your heart.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Get ready to laugh.
You should ask your mother.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
My life is cursed.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Please, lie down.
I need to tell you about the goddess.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to be complex.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.
Plug it in here.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
This room is shrinking.
Ha-cha-cha.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
We're gods.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Leave it to the professionals.
It's time to pack your bags.
You're a god.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Let's eat
I have the time.
Delivery!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Fears are like spaghetti...
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
This looks edible.
It's giving me grief.
I am crafty.
Take this and pray.
I knew you could open it.
I've reported it to the President.
It's not tight enough.
Anxiety is like a beautiful melody...
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Take the money and leave.
Okay, who left a crocodile in the barn?
Throw me the skateboard.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
We need to fight.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You monster!
I love spring in Ireland.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Someone's listening.
You are not my mother.
Why do you love me, so much?
Open the bottle.
How dare you laugh at me!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are my inspiration.
I'm the best painter on this planet
Be safe!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You are a liar.
I will always hate you.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
Time to shine
Don't just stand there.
Please, give me that.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I see you smiling.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
It's giving me an error message.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You're going to need a poet.
You never stop to think.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are so nice to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
I'll keep guard.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want that cat out of my room!
I can offer you a candy-bar.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Did you fart at work?
I want you to read to me.
I want you to stop loving me.
Leave it here.
My love, it's dead.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's not easy.
I've reported it to the police.
No one can ever know the truth.
I never listened.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
I have faith.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I'm cursed.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Good luck!
Take the money and die.
You should find your mother.
You're coming with me!
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I feel patriotic.
We're going to need a spatula.
Leave it outside.
Can I make the world better?
Someone's coming this way.
I have the gun.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Open the curtains.
Moderation in all things.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I want you to be resourceful.
This is a fine ship
Get ready to run.
Hand me the bagel.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Don't ask any questions.
When the door opens, start singing.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's now or never
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
It's your fault that the crops died.
It's not in.
This looks wrong.
This room is haunted.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Your nose has turned grey.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
I'm the only ventriloquist on this planet
I can offer you a licorice twist.
You burned it on purpose.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I will always love you.
You broke it.
You are a genius.
I want you to stop questioning me.
We need to play.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
I volunteer as tribute!
Running for office is like opening a gate...
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Leave it until morning.
Take this for luck.
Take the drink and leave.
I love summer in Spain.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
We've only got one hope.
I bet you know why I'm here.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Good grief!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I have money.
Put it here.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
You're going to need a fork.
You hate me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel lousy.
A boy needs love.
I knew you could live like this.
This looks peculiar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You are a twit.
This is the right time to be amused.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
You never have time for me.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
I want that zebra out of my room!
When I was little, I wanted to be a herald.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the closet.
I'll get ready.
Throw me the icecream.
Your eyes have turned black.
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
How dare you smile at me!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I want you to be wealthy.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You should write to your father.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Your tongue has turned blue.
My love, it's so shiny.
I need to tell you about the party.
I love winter in Switzerland.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
If you don't want it, put it back.
We're insignificant.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the well.
Dare to dream
I've reported it to the press.
I never could make up my mind.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You're amazing!
We need to stay.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Stop, in the name of love.
I am going to the grand opening.
My life means nothing.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You never sing anymore.
Speak as you find.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I see you are thinking.
I want you to look at me.
Dancing is good for the soul.
It's not ready.
Hey, watch me move.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Your nose has turned yellow.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
Who left a carrot in the dining room?
I want that bunny out of my life!
You are so mean to me.
A boy needs his friends.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I want you to be clever.
Hand me the fork.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Show no mercy
Your ego is like a beach...
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
I am sympathetic.
Can I make a treehouse?
I can offer you a kebab.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You can't have it.
It's not right.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Let's go
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We need to unite.
When I was little, I wanted to be an optometrist.
I knew you could fix it.
I feel trustworthy.
I'm the best waiter who ever lived.
This is a stick up.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I have needs.
I can offer you a job.
I need to tell you about the judge.
This looks odd.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I want that horse out of my life!
Fears are like chocolate...
A boy needs his mother.
I want you to listen to me.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I'll open it.
Good morning!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
You're magnificent.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
No one suspects a thing
I love summer in Hong Kong.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are my mother.
We're the same person.
Who left a teddy bear in the basement?
I want you to be disturbing.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
You can have it.
Your lips have turned white.
Don't wait to be asked.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I volunteer to go!
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Let's drink
I could never want you.
I can offer you a carrot.
I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
Can I make out?
You're under arrest!
I'll get it.
Hide in plain sight.
When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Someone's in here.
A girl needs boundaries.
I'm the only percussionist who ever lived.
I want that lizard out of my car!
It's not dead.
I'm lucky.
This is a fine mess
Please, don't touch that.
You should ask your father.
I'm a ghost.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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