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Random Dialogue (x 500)
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
My love, it's delicious.
I'm a ghost.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I feel humiliated.
Someone's having a bad day.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
It's time to go to bed.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You love me.
Can I make time?
I never wanted to die.
We're ghosts.
Delivery!
You're going to need a spin doctor.
You lost it.
We're insignificant.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Take this with you.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
We've only got one hope.
Love is like a picnic in the park...
We are irritated.
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want that cow out of my life!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I could never despise you.
Maybe no one will notice
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Let's play
It's not open.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I volunteer to go!
You angel!
Good grief!
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
How dare you look at me!
This looks familiar.
I want you to be superstitious.
I've reported it to the press.
Why do you love me, so much?
Who left an umbrella in the bedroom?
I want to tell you about Christmas.
You never smile.
You reap what you sow.
You should make peace with your father.
Sound the alarm!
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Get ready to laugh.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Open your heart.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I'm going to need a can opener.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to stop me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Leave it outside.
I can offer you a good price.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's your fault that the crops died.
You burned it on purpose.
Take the drink and leave.
I bet you know why I'm going.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I see you let yourself in.
You will always despise me.
Plug it in here.
Your ears have turned blue.
I need to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
I feel hungry.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I love autumn in England.
Just try not to cry
You are my daughter.
I've reported it to Interpol.
My life means nothing.
Dying is like writing a job application...
I heard a noise coming from the cell.
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I am going to the grand opening.
You know it.
You're never going to get away with this!
I'm the worst cartoonist who ever lived.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Please, come closer.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I know the future.
This is a fine ship
Leave it alone.
This looks odd.
Be yourself!
Revenge is sweet.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
Who left a punch in the conservatory?
We're going to need a knife.
Your nose has turned grey.
I want you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Am I dead, or not?
You are so kind to me.
Open the curtains.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Take this for luck.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.
I want you to look at me.
Don't ask any questions.
My love, it's so expensive.
It's giving me an error message.
Get ready for this.
Whoop-whoop.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's not mine.
Good night!
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You never call me.
Your lips have turned brown.
I have to tell you about the chardonnay.
You're crazy.
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I love spring in Brazil.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm going to need a wedding planner.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
This is the right time to be alone.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I'll help.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It's time to go.
Can I make a mess?
I can offer you a sandwich.
Throw it here.
You could never hate me.
Running for office is like eating cupcakes...
Don't upset your father, not now.
My life is a mystery.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This room is unstable.
We've only got one life.
I want you to be shrewd.
I have lost the will to live.
We are solitary.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You're going to need a hammer.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You are a handsome devil.
Please, stop crying.
I never hurt anybody.
We need to make out.
Your tongue has turned purple.
You are so nice to me.
You're going down!
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
Don't just stand there.
Time to shine
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I knew you could survive.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
Love will find a way.
Throw me the bike.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You are not my daughter.
Be better!
I want that hedgehog out of my house!
Darling, it's dead.
A boy needs his space.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
It's not heavy.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
I see you have done this before.
I have to tell you about the the fort.
I want you to be calm.
I want you to read to me.
Hey, watch me smile.
I love spring in Australia.
You should disown your father.
We've only got one of these.
You never take me seriously.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Can I make trouble?
I volunteer to eat it!
We should think about this.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I'm insignificant.
I have the will.
I'm trying to help.
My life is over.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Who left a ball in the library?
We're gods.
Get ready to run.
You are so mean to me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I am going to the funeral.
When I was little, I wanted to be a candlemaker.
I can offer you a water.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
We are grim.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the sauna.
I feel serene.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
You could never need me.
Just breathe
We're going to need a lot of water.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I can offer you a job.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take the piano and go.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I know what happened.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
He was unconscious when I found him.
It's not appropriate.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
We need to order pizza.
I'm going to need a pilot.
Darling, it's beautiful.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Don't fool around.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Hope springs eternal.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
A girl needs her father.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
My life matters.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Be careful!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Open it here.
We're going to need a fork.
You are my only hope.
I have powers.
Hand me the bratwurst.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You dropped it.
I'll open it.
This looks nice.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're special.
This room is shrinking.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I can offer you a Gatorade.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I'm trying to forgive you.
It's time to make lunch.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Who left a pickle in the guest room?
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to listen to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
You should listen to your mother.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I'm the only plumber on this planet
I volunteer as tribute!
I am going to the wedding.
You're coming with me!
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
We've only got one option.
I have the poem.
Winners don't quit
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I have to tell you about the the North Pole.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Let's eat
I feel confident.
I want you to be infuriated.
I have 20-20 vision.
This looks bad.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
It's not for sale.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It was your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I'll get it.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Please, come in.
Someone's locked the door.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Hand me the kite.
It's giving me a headache.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Put it here.
You're lucky.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a barista.
When the party starts, remain calm.
You devil!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
How dare you smile at me!
I know what to do.
Charity begins at home.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
You should disown your mother.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I feel clumsy.
You are a hero.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
Find some proof that I deceived you.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have the gun.
You're a ghost.
We're the same person.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
No one can ever know that I was here.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
You made me cry on purpose.
Good morning!
Someone's listening.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I love fall in France.
I want you to stop believing in me.
My love, it's beautiful.
I'll sit on it.
Take this with water.
I've reported it to the President.
I never could make up my mind.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
You despise me.
A boy needs his father.
I'm the only meteorologist who ever lived.
Stop, in the name of the law.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
You should write to your father.
I see you came prepared.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
We need to open it.
One swallow does not a summer make.
I have to tell you about the fishcake.
I can't find my fox anywhere.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
I want you to be businesslike.
Victory is like a violin...
Your tongue has turned orange.
I could never want you.
It's now or never
Good luck!
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We are smiling.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I want that owl out of my life!
You can't have it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Be safe!
It's not the right size.
This is a fine mess
You are a godsend.
This room is bugged.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Open the window.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
Show me the hammer.
I have the time.
Don't get too close.
I feel invisible.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I'm going to need a thief.
I never wanted this.
When the door opens, start crying.
Your ears have turned red.
Please, don't take that.
You're going to need a saw.
It's time to pack your bags.
I have needs.
I want you to be superficial.
I need you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I'll get ready.
If the cap fits, wear it.
You're going to need a lot of water.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
You are my reason for living.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You found it.
Who left an elephant in the lobby?
I can't find my otter anywhere.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's not right.
I volunteer myself!
I'm the greatest explorer who ever lived.
We need to go.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
When I was little, I wanted to be a receptionist.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Show me the guitar.
Your face has turned brown.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Am I under arrest, or not?
Can I make love?
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You are a genius.
Leave it until morning.
Open the door.
We're going to need a wrench.
I'll wait here.
I want that tortoise out of my house!
Take the drink and go.
I will always love you.
I have the need, the need for speed.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You should ask your father.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
A girl needs a job.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
You are not my conscience.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
I'm a god.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
I have to tell you about the the escape-pod.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
It has to work
This is a stick up.
The truth is like a picnic in the park...
I see you smiling.
You are an artist.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
It's not easy.
Who left a spatula in the kitchen?
Hey, watch me leave.
Can I make popcorn?
Throw me the burger.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be fanciful.
I'm no good.
I feel bitter.
You're going to need a knife.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You're going to need an innkeeper.
I know where you were.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I never loved you.
This looks great.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
Please, give up while you can.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
You should find your father.
You can do this
I should vote.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Did you get lucky last night?
I'm the only pickpocket on this planet
Your tongue has turned grey.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Let's watch TV!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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