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Take this with water.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We're going to need a hammer.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I need to tell you about the the windmill.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

You monster!

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

We need to close it.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Did you fart today?

You're coming with me!

I never listened.

Pain is like a picnic in the park...

You should disown your mother.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Please, don't drink that.

I want that chimpanzee out of my car!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I'll open it.

I feel comfortable.

I'm trying to help.

We've only got one life.

It's your fault that the show was ruined.

My life matters.

I volunteer myself!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I am smiling.

Hey, watch me dance.

We're gods.

Take the piano and go.

Faith will move mountains.

You never take me seriously.

I'm a ghost.

I've reported it to the police.

It's giving me a headache.

No one can ever know the truth.

I want you to be assertive.

I have the letter.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop me.

I knew you could live like this.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I want you to stop tickling me.

How dare you look at me!

This looks bad.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Darling, it's beautiful.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

When I was little, I wanted to be a security guard.

I see you know what to do.

I should quit.

You're under arrest!

I'm the best sage who ever lived.

Open the window.

You're going to need a physician.

I'm magnificent.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

You are so nice to me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This room is unstable.

I love fall in England.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

You will always love me.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I never felt so alone.

I know more than you realise.

You can't have it.

Am I coming with you, or not?

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is a fine ship

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Give it here.

You are a godsend.

Hey, watch me move.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

We're ghosts.

Take this and pray.

Someone's watching us.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Be careful!

A girl needs love.

You're a god.

I'm trying to care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

You angel!

It's time to go to bed.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I am going to the funeral.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are not my favourite.

Your lips have turned black.

I have time.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

We've only got one chance.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

We need to unite.

Please, come closer.

I volunteer to eat it!

Leave it to the professionals.

I want that goose out of my house!

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I can offer you a bread-stick.

It's not appropriate.

You're going down!

A miss is as good as a mile.

Don't fool around.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We're alone in the universe.

I'll watch.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Wealth is like a violin...

My life is a mystery.

Get ready for this.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Open it here.

Let's watch TV!

This looks interesting.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Can I make a wish?

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Sound the alarm!

I've reported it to Interpol.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I see you have done this before.

I'm trying to save you.

No one can ever know what we did.

You are my inspiration.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

I want you to be strict.

You could never hate me.

I want you to kill me.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

I should think about this.

You should call your mother.

Am I dead, or not?

I can't find my house anywhere.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Hand me the ball.

A boy needs discipline.

I can offer you a good price.

You never say what you're thinking.

Take the money and die.

You can have it.

You're going to need a shovel.

Why do you love me, so much?

She was unconscious when I found her.

You're magnificent.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I am going to Christmas.

This room is bugged.

Delivery!

I want you to stop questioning me.

You're a ghost.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are a genius.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I have to tell you about the bagel.

I can offer you a kebab.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I volunteer to go!

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I know what happened.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Let's get it

You are so mean to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

My life is cursed.

Be better!

Can I make dumplings?

Your nose has turned green.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Take this for luck.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I want you to be intense.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I have the knife.

Fears are like marshmallows...

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You are my son.

You need me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You never sing anymore.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

I just want a milkshake. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Someone's coming this way.

I feel crazy.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're going to need a spoon.

We've only got one of these.

I want that kitten out of my room!

Just be yourself

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

It's not in.

I'm the greatest taxi-driver who ever lived.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Hey, watch me leave.

I hate you.

This is a fine mess

You should find your mother.

Take the drink and die.

I want you to betray me.

I love winter in England.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Let's watch the game

Leave it outside.

You are so kind to me.

Open the bottle.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

We're going to need a coach.

You are not my mother.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I'm trying to leave.

My life is over.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the scout.

I want you to be calm.

Get ready to die.

You are a poet.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Be safe!

Who left a saw in the chapel?

I am going to the wedding.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Even a worm will turn.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

You never call me.

You burned it on purpose.

I can offer you a job.

I know math.

I have faith.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I have the card.

Good grief!

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Throw me the skateboard.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

We need to play.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I knew you could make up your mind.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You want it.

Today is the day

It's your fault that the label came off.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.

It's not tight enough.

I want to tell you about Easter.

I feel amused.

I want to tell you about the soldier.

I'll wait here.

I've reported it to the press.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I am clumsy.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Your cheeks have turned grey.

Please, stop crying.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I want that spider out of my room!

How dare you laugh at me!

Who left a water in the waiting room?

I never could make up my mind.

Plug it in here.

I'm going to need a secretary.

Reading is good for the soul.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I love summer in America.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I have lost the will to live.

This is the right time to be angry.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to read to me.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Did you eat today?

I will always despise you.

Can I make trouble?

You never have time for me.

Maybe no one will notice

Someone's in here.

This looks familiar.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

I'm the only sheriff who ever lived.

No one can ever know that you survived.

A boy needs confidence.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.

You found it.

You will always want me.

This room is haunted.

I want to tell you about the control room.

This is a stick up.

Throw me the ball.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

It's giving me grief.

I want you to document my trip to China.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I'll listen.

I love spring in India.

Take the money and go.

Your face has turned black.

Who left a spring-roll in the studio?

I volunteer as tribute!

We're the same person.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Darling, it's so juicy.

I want you to love me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I should hide.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You made me cry on purpose.

I've reported it to mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Let's dance

Am I under arrest, or not?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Good morning!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I love you.

It's time to make lunch.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You're going to need a farmer.

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

I want that rat out of my car!

I'm no good.

Get ready to laugh.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You never do what I want.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I never gave up hope.

Can I make babies?

I know where you were.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Stop, in the name of love.

I'm the worst chief of police who ever lived.

Leave it alone.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

A boy needs his mother.

Take the money and leave.

We need to fight.

I can offer you a wine.

My love, it's dead.

This is a day to remember

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

When the bell rings, hide.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

It's giving me an error message.

I'm going to need a knife.

It's going to be okay

I want you to stop looking at me.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Luck is like a beautiful song...

I want to tell you about the kebab.

I want you to look at me.

You lost it.

I can't find my chicken wing anywhere.

I want that duck out of my house!

I love winter in Canada.

Who left a carrot in the bathroom?

It was your fault that your heart got broken.

Don't just stand there.

Someone's having a bad day.

We're magnificent.

I'm a god.

Good night!

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Throw it here.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I am going to the grand opening.

I could never need you.

I knew you could survive.

Take the piano and die.

You are freewheeling.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You should protect your mother.

We should quit.

You're never going to get away with this!

Your lips have turned spotted.

You broke it.

I want you to stop following me.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We need to eat.

I want you to cook for me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You are a hero.

Can I make peace?

You love me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Eating is all I can manage now.

We've only got one hope.

When the party starts, hide.

Please, wait here.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

It's not for sale.

I want that moose out of my room!

Let's drink

Hand me the licorice twist.

A boy needs money.

I heard a voice coming from the stable.

Dammit, who left a bread-stick in the dungeon?

I want you to be obsessive.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Someone's locked the door.

Open sesame.

You're going to need a fork.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

You are studious.

Friendship is like a bar of soap...

I've reported it to the President.

Get ready to run.

You could never fascinate me.

I want you to stop loving me.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Your ears have turned yellow.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

Please, don't eat that.

I'm trying to understand.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

You're going to need a paramedic.

I see you are thinking.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I knew you could turn things around.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Show me the spatula.

I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I'll help.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

This is the worst time to be here.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I never hurt anybody.

Can I make a pie?

A problem shared is a problem halved.

You could never despise me.

You're going to need a hammer.

I want that moose out of my car!

Someone's listening.

I'm the greatest jailer who ever lived.

Get ready to dance.

Open the curtains.

When I was little, I wanted to be a writer.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I'm going to need a sailor.

I have to tell you about Friday.

I can offer you a short black.

You're insignificant.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Just breathe

Please, come in.

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