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You're going to need a torturer.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
We're gods.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Find some proof that they fooled you.
I love summer in Japan.
We're cursed.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
You're a god.
I never killed anyone.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
This room is bugged.
Show me the saw.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is crazy
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I'll wait here.
How dare you laugh at me!
You never sing anymore.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Open the door.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You're going down!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you a martini.
Delivery!
I could never love you.
Leave it here.
It was my fault that the crops died.
Take this with you.
I know more than you realise.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I want you to kill me.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Hey, watch me dance.
This looks odd.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
I feel sure.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
I can offer you a job.
You should write to your mother.
Did you fart last night?
Peace is like a picnic in the park...
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Stop, in the name of love.
Your ears have turned stripey.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I see you every day.
Be careful!
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Someone's listening.
You want it.
I've reported it to the police.
A girl needs love.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to be mellow.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I love spring in Germany.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Good morning!
It's your fault that the game sucked.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Please, stand.
Am I dead, or not?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're crazy.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
This is a fine mess
You are so good to me.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Your nose has turned brown.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Can I make up a story?
Dammit, who left a fork in the kitchen?
I feel sweaty.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I want that dog out of my life!
I never wanted to die.
Hey, watch me leave.
Don't just stand there.
I'll get it.
Get ready, or get out.
I am going to the wedding.
You can do this
I'm the worst judge on this planet
We need to eat.
My life means nothing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pharmacist.
This looks interesting.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I volunteer to go!
My love, it's so juicy.
I'm going to need a spoon.
A boy needs discipline.
It's not appropriate.
Sound the alarm!
You should hide.
You never take me seriously.
I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to be clever.
I will always love you.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Let's drink
Fears are like spaghetti...
You burned it on purpose.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Good grief!
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Justice is like a party...
You are an artist.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
Take the money and go.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Can I make a show?
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You are so kind to me.
You can't have it.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
I am meticulous.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
Don't wait to be asked.
When I was little, I wanted to be an engineer.
We're no good.
We're going to need a sniper.
You devil!
It's time to make lunch.
I love autumn in Spain.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I have powers.
Who left a kite in the bedroom?
When the lights go out, hide.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I see you are thinking.
This is a day to remember
We need to go.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I have the poem.
My life matters.
I am going to the party.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
It's not alive.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'll watch.
I want you to love me.
You should quit.
You are my only hope.
Gardening is good for the soul.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Your fears are like marshmallows...
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Why do you love me, so much?
You made me cry on purpose.
Patience is a virtue
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You are not my type.
You are a genius.
Take the piano and go.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I'm the only knight on this planet
I can offer you a banana.
My love, it's so expensive.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Did you eat just now?
I know math.
You never have time for me.
Be yourself!
You should make peace with your father.
Can I make progress?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer as tribute!
We've only got one life.
You will always hate me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
When the party starts, start crying.
It's time to pack your bags.
Leave it alone.
Don't fool around.
I want that tiger out of my house!
Plug it in here.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
You are so mean to me.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I'm trying to win.
Please, stay where you are.
You're alone in the universe.
This room is haunted.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
You broke it.
A girl needs money.
You're going to need an assassin.
Who left a celery stick in the closet?
Good night!
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
Someone's having a bad day.
You are a thief.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You are affectionate.
You are not my mother.
I could never need you.
You're a ghost.
You're amazing!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the studio.
Fears are like chocolate...
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to look at me.
I'll be here, if you need me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Your ears have turned purple.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'm the only pilot who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Time to shine
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We need to fight.
Take the drink and leave.
You should call your mother.
Please, tell me.
We're the same person.
Running for office is like opening a door...
I volunteer myself!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I feel weak.
Throw it here.
Take this for luck.
I never could make up my mind.
Get ready to run.
I see you for who you are.
You are so nice to me.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Your nose has turned spotted.
I can offer you a kebab.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
This is a stick up.
I'm a ghost.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to be curious.
I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.
Let's dance
I have money.
I knew you could survive.
Open the curtains.
This looks peculiar.
You hate me.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I love winter in Ireland.
Take the piano and leave.
My life is a mystery.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
You dropped it.
I want you.
You're really something!
All's well that ends well
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
You are expedient.
I never wanted this.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Please, look at me.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
Be better!
It's not open.
You're going to need a jailer.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Your ears have turned blue.
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make an effort?
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You are a poet.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Take this with water.
I feel impatient.
I have the letter.
I love summer in Canada.
Okay, who left a penguin in the living room?
We need to play.
No one can ever know that I like you
This looks suspicious.
We've only got one of these.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Give it here.
Open the bottle.
A boy needs his father.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
You are not my conscience.
I never gave up hope.
You are groovy.
You want me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I have to tell you about the dining room.
Your nose has turned white.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Your ears have turned red.
Please, don't drink that.
I want you to kiss me.
I see you smiling.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I knew you could see it through.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Show me the guitar.
I am going to Easter.
It's not mine.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
You won't find it.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
I want you to be steady.
I'm a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Hate is like a forest...
I'm going to need a doctor.
We've only got one hope.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Don't ask any questions.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
This room is shrinking.
Can I make lemonade?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to document my trip to India.
We're lucky.
This is a fine ship
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
My life is over.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I want that chipmunk out of my life!
A boy needs his friends.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
You never listen.
You are bizarre.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I want you to be courteous.
I'm the best ambassador who ever lived.
I'll open it.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I am going to the grand opening.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You angel!
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You are an inspiration.
Open sesame.
It's now or never
I feel optimistic.
It's not safe.
Get ready for this.
You're under arrest!
Who left a fishcake in the guest room?
It's time to go to bed.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I know what to do.
I want you to stop me.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
I heard a voice coming from the closet.
You despise me.
You know it.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I see you let yourself in.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Throw me the banana.
You never do what I want.
You're going to need a priest.
Did you eat yesterday?
Stop, in the name of the law.
A boy needs a job.
We're special.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Death is like a beautiful melody...
I never hurt anybody.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I despise you.
Let's watch the game
You are my love.
You should call your father.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You are a godsend.
I have the time.
You are not my daughter.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
Winners don't quit
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Learning is like taking a bath...
Please, come closer.
I want you to listen to me.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Take the money and leave.
I want to tell you about the cocktail.
I knew you could open it.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Your nose has turned pink.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a merlot.
I could never want you.
Don't get too close.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You never smile.
It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You're no good.
I'm going to need a musician.
Show me the cracker.
I have lost the will to live.
You're going to need a knife.
Someone's locked the door.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I know the future.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
It's giving me grief.
Just try not to cry
You're going to need a lot of help.
I feel curious.
I want you to be chummy.
I am going to the funeral.
No one can ever know the truth.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Life is like a beautiful song...
Okay, who left a rum and coke in the lounge room?
I'm the best barber who ever lived.
When the door opens, hide.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You're going to pay!
I want that shark out of my car!
We're ghosts.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I have to tell you about the Jack Daniels.
I never listened.
You need me.
A boy needs his space.
Can I make music?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Did you fart this morning?
I should vote.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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