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Stop, in the name of the law.
You need it.
Did you get lucky at work?
Be better!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You should write to your father.
No one can ever know that you survived.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Love is like a mountain...
I can offer you a banana.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm a ghost.
I want you to cook for me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Throw me the pickle.
I see you came prepared.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'll watch.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I want you to be fraudulent.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
Take the money and leave.
I love you.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
We're gods.
I am going to the grand opening.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We're cursed.
This is the right time to be angry.
We should start a business.
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Someone's locked the door.
Good night!
We are solemn.
You are so mean to me.
I'm going to need a coach.
You hate me.
You're going to need a can opener.
I can offer you a good price.
This is a stick up.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Sound the alarm!
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
Your ears have turned green.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You are not my conscience.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
You angel!
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Open the window.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I have the card.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
It's almost over
This room is haunted.
I volunteer myself!
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Can I make a kite?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Get ready to die.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I heard a noise coming from the control room.
Be careful!
You should make peace with your mother.
You are a twit.
It's time to go.
This looks edible.
How dare you laugh at me!
I have lost the will to live.
It's not ready.
You are methodical.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I'm the worst sleuth on this planet
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I see you for who you are.
You're crazy.
I know more than you realise.
You made me cry on purpose.
We need to stay.
You're going to pay!
Let's get it
We've only got one option.
Who left a chair in the attic?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
My love, it's so juicy.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I've reported it to mother.
I want you to kill me.
You are my son.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You will always fascinate me.
I knew you could turn things around.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I never hurt anybody.
Take the money and die.
Please, don't touch that.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Open the curtains.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
You're a god.
Delivery!
My life is cursed.
This is the right time to be amused.
You're going to need a hammer.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Your lips have turned pink.
You should call your father.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
How much influence do you have?
I feel forgetful.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
This is a day to remember
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Hey, watch me dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Just breathe
Am I dead, or not?
Leave it here.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to stop following me.
I volunteer to go!
You are a thief.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Don't get too close.
Show me the ukulele.
Be yourself!
I am going to the wedding.
You are so good to me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I love winter in France.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
A boy needs confidence.
We are skillful.
I have a secret.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
I want that giraffe out of my car!
We're ghosts.
You're insignificant.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I'll wait here.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to be lonely.
We're going to need a knife.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
This room is shrinking.
Let's eat
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
Good luck!
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'm going to need a game show host.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Open it here.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Your ears have turned white.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I want you to stop tricking me.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Who left a spring-roll in the waiting room?
I volunteer to eat it!
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I could never love you.
You should disown your father.
Take the piano and leave.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I see you let yourself in.
My life is over.
We've only got one bullet.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
No one can ever know the truth.
Maybe no one will notice
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's time to pack your bags.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I need to tell you about the Powerade.
I never listened.
I have powers.
It's not working.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to read to me.
You're going down!
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
This is a fine ship
You found it.
Your face has turned stripey.
I'm lucky.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Stop, in the name of love.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Throw it here.
I'll get ready.
Someone's listening.
You never have time for me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
You are a godsend.
Can I make a treehouse?
It's giving me an error message.
I am going to Christmas.
I feel at ease.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Good grief!
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to be dismayed.
My life matters.
Take this for luck.
Let's go
We're going to need an ambassador.
Dying is like making a salad...
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This is the perfect time to be here.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
No one will ever know
We need to break up.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I should ask for more money.
I want you to stop blaming me.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I see you have done this before.
You're coming with me!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Why do you love me, so much?
Open sesame.
I knew you could fix it.
I've reported it to Interpol.
When the party starts, start crying.
I want you to betray me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You should listen to your mother.
I'm magnificent.
I never loved you.
I want that lion out of my room!
Alright, who left a fishcake in the pantry?
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I could never need you.
A girl needs a job.
You are a handsome devil.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
I want you to be uncharitable.
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
Can I make lemonade?
You could never fascinate me.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fraudster.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Did you fart this morning?
Hey, watch me smile.
I feel frisky.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
You lost it.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
You are not my type.
I am going to Easter.
This looks familiar.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
It's not alive.
No one suspects a thing
It's time to make lunch.
I have the gun.
You should call your mother.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Darling, it's so expensive.
When the lights go out, start crying.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I am discontented.
You never listen.
Get ready, or get out.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have time.
I can offer you a sandwich.
Someone's watching us.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
We're lucky.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Can I make a difference?
I want you to clean up after me.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
Anxiety is like a violin...
You are the best person I have ever met.
Did you eat while I was away?
Let's dance
I want that fly out of my house!
I never felt so alone.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
We've only got one of these.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Be safe!
I've reported it to the police.
You are not my favourite.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Let well alone.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Show me the bratwurst.
You are an inspiration.
I'm the greatest butler on this planet
We're going to need a lot of money.
We should pay the bill.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Take the piano and die.
I can offer you an ale.
You dropped it.
I knew you could see it through.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want you to be impressive.
Who left an otter in the bedroom?
You never do what I want.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
I know math.
I will always want you.
This looks interesting.
I feel passionate.
You're cursed.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You should protect your mother.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want that dog out of my room!
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I have the time.
Good morning!
You deserve this
We've only got one hope.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
You will always hate me.
I'm going to need a dogcatcher.
Knitting is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
You are my love.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Where there is smoke there is fire.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ninja.
You burned it on purpose.
I'm the worst burglar on this planet
Put it here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I should start a business.
You are not my daughter.
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
I want you to be dissonant.
It's not in.
I want to tell you about the beer.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
You are a genius.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Someone's having a bad day.
A girl needs her own room.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
We need to order pizza.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
It's giving me grief.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You never smile.
I want that cat out of my room!
I'm going to need a terrorist.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
You can't have it.
Who left a bagel in the stable?
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Please, come in.
Leave it outside.
This looks great.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're the same person.
I have needs.
I need to tell you about the party.
I'm special.
You want me.
Hey, watch me move.
I see you every day.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Luck is like a book...
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
You should find your father.
I want you to look at me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
It's your fault that the lights went out.
This room is unstable.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Take this with you.
Your lips have turned orange.
I'm the worst dentist on this planet
Your face has turned spotted.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
I love autumn in China.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
I feel courageous.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
I am discreet.
Hand me the screwdriver.
Ha-cha-cha.
You're going to need a wrench.
You are a liar.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
This looks nice.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
Show no mercy
Get ready to run.
This is the worst time to be alone.
There's safety in numbers.
I could never hate you.
I can offer you a Mountain Dew.
Can I make sense?
Who left a cracker in the bedroom?
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
How much money do you have?
I never wanted to die.
We need to help each other.
You despise me.
I want you to be tolerant.
Please, stop laughing.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Open the bottle.
How dare you smile at me!
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I feel envious.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I love summer in Spain.
I'm the worst dressmaker who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
Take the money and go.
Let's drink
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
It's not easy.
Hey, watch me leave.
A boy needs a job.
Get ready to dance.
I see you are thinking.
You devil!
This looks odd.
You're magnificent.
You're crazy!
You are ticklish.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are my father.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
This is a fine mess
I know the future.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Just try not to cry
Hand me the spatula.
Okay, who left an eagle in the dungeon?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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