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My life is over.

I am contradictory.

I never really lived.

Be careful!

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

It's time to make lunch.

How dare you smile at me!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

It has to work

Sound the alarm!

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

Seeing is believing.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

I want you to be disrespectful.

I could never want you.

You're lucky.

This looks wrong.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Let's watch the game

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You broke it.

I see you smiling.

You never smile.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Did you fart today?

Take the drink and leave.

I want you to love me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I feel proud.

You're a god.

I want you to stop lying to me.

We need to open it.

I knew you could open it.

It's not going to fit.

You are so good to me.

I want that fish out of my room!

I know what to do.

It's giving me a headache.

I can offer you a punch.

You are a handsome devil.

I love summer in Ireland.

Someone's in here.

Take this for luck.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

This is the worst time to be here.

You should write to your father.

I'm the worst builder on this planet

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Drop it here.

I bet you know why I'm here.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

You are not my daughter.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

I have the knife.

Leave it until morning.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I am going to the grand opening.

You monster!

This room is haunted.

I could never love you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

My life means nothing.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

We're ghosts.

I have to tell you about Easter.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Okay, who left a rum and coke in the bathroom?

Good luck!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You need it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

We're cursed.

Hey, watch me leave.

Can I make it through?

Money isn't everything.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Knitting is good for the soul.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

Someone's having a bad day.

Open your heart.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

It's giving me an error message.

You are a thief.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I want that lion out of my room!

Let's drink

Why do you hate me, so much?

I see you let yourself in.

You're really something!

Please, stand.

Get ready to dance.

I have needs.

I want you to kiss me.

This looks great.

I'll listen.

Hand me the knife.

I'm the best pirate who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I feel anxious.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I love spring in Germany.

Delivery!

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

I want you to be thoughtless.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

We're going to need a swimming coach.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never sing anymore.

You should start a business.

Can I make history?

This is a stick up.

I've reported it to mother.

This room is shrinking.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Who left a gin and tonic in the corridor?

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Sorry, I have to take this.

You are decadent.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I'm crazy.

I volunteer as tribute!

A boy needs love.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

It's not mine.

You are so kind to me.

Open it here.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

We're going to need a wrench.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You are not my type.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

All's well that ends well

Why do you tease me, so much?

We need to make better decisions.

Hey, watch me move.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Take the piano and die.

A good man is hard to find.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I want you to stop following me.

Your tongue has turned red.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It was your fault that we ran out of milk.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Dating is like doing the shopping...

You hate me.

I'm the best painter who ever lived.

You won't find it.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You should listen to your father.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

You never have time for me.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready to laugh.

Did you eat this morning?

Someone's listening.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I am hedonistic.

I feel excited.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I never could make up my mind.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You're never going to get away with this!

I will always despise you.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

This is a day to remember

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Don't just stand there.

I'll keep guard.

It's time to go to bed.

We've only got one chance.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

You angel!

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Who left a chair in the living room?

Fears are like spaghetti...

I'm going to need a screenwriter.

You're going to need a spoon.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

Can I make time?

It's not dead.

I volunteer myself!

Open sesame.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

When I was little, I wanted to be a fraudster.

I have faith.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Someone's coming this way.

A girl needs money.

Running for office is like eating a salad...

I want you to be respectful.

We need to make a plan.

You can't have it.

I want that panda out of my car!

You should write to your mother.

Your face has turned green.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I'm trying to leave.

I love fall in France.

I can offer you a kebab.

Okay. Just do what I do.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I've reported it to the President.

Be yourself!

I'm weird.

Hand me the screwdriver.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Please, listen to me.

You are so nice to me.

I have the letter.

You are a twit.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I see you know what to do.

We've only got one hope.

I feel comfortable.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

Take this with water.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You're going to pay!

Show no mercy

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

This is a fine mess

Find some proof that they lied to you.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

My love, it's delicious.

I heard a noise coming from the outhouse.

I have money.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You are not my conscience.

Can I make a home?

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Leave it here.

You are my daughter.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'll help.

I'm the worst DJ who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Ha-cha-cha.

We need to fight.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

You devil!

Your tongue has turned brown.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

We're gods.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Stop, in the name of love.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

Let's go

We're insignificant.

You despise me.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Good morning!

I'm a ghost.

My life is a mystery.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Fears are like chocolate...

I see you for who you are.

I want you to document my trip to India.

If you don't want it, put it back.

This looks interesting.

Give me the burger.

I volunteer to go!

I never wanted to die.

I want you to be dissonant.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

It's your fault that the dog died.

We've only got one of these.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I know more than you realise.

I can offer you a sandwich.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Don't wait to be asked.

How dare you laugh at me!

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

They know it was me

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I'm going to need a saw.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are an idiot.

You will always hate me.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

A girl needs boundaries.

I am receptive.

Get ready to die.

I want you to inspire me.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

You are my everything.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

I want that whale out of my room!

Okay, who left a fish in the office?

I feel forgetful.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Let's eat

Your tongue has turned yellow.

I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.

I will always need you.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You're magnificent.

You're a ghost.

I am going to the party.

I have a secret.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

It's not heavy.

You are not my favourite.

Please, stop laughing.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

Money makes the world go round.

I love summer in Spain.

I've reported it to the police.

Eating is good for the soul.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

We're going to need a hammer.

We should go to the police.

I want that dog out of my house!

You are a genius.

I want you to be cute.

Success is like a beach...

I know what happened.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm trying to open it.

You never stop to think.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Just try not to cry

You're going to need a lot of nails.

You're going to need a printer.

Leave it outside.

I am going to Easter.

Did you eat last night?

You made me cry on purpose.

I despise you.

I'm the best chef on this planet

You lost it.

Let's play

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I can't find my juice anywhere.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Good grief!

We need to close it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You're coming with me!

My love, it's so shiny.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I have the scroll.

Can I make a plan?

When the door opens, remain calm.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

I want you to look at me.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Why do you love me, so much?

I can offer you a lemonade.

Your eyes have turned grey.

This is the right time to be happy.

It's not the right size.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

We've only got one life.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Who left a guitar in the office?

Hand me the candy-bar.

I'm trying to help.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

When I was little, I wanted to be a saxophonist.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Please, lie down.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Plug it in here.

We're the same person.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I love spring in Switzerland.

This looks bad.

I am going to the wedding.

This is a fine ship

I can't find my car anywhere.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Open the window.

Winners don't quit

You're going to need a guard.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to be wise.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You will always fascinate me.

Possession is nine points of the law.

Don't fool around.

We're going to need a spoon.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I'm the best juggler on this planet

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Let's dance

Sorry, is all that I can say.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I want that dinosaur out of my life!

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I feel annoyed.

It's time to go.

Your lips have turned orange.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

You're no good.

We've only got one bullet.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You are ordinary.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

You are my sunshine.

This looks odd.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

It's not in.

I have the gun.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I love summer in Japan.

Can I make joy?

I volunteer to eat it!

You could never need me.

Practice makes perfect.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

Anger is like an ocean...

You deserve this

I have lost the will to live.

Leave it to the professionals.

I know where you were.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

I feel foolish.

I can't find my apple anywhere.

Your ears have turned stripey.

Hopes are like chocolate...

When the door opens, make a run for it.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Good night!

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I want that camel out of my car!

Get ready to run.

I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

We're going to need a lawyer.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Take the piano and go.

I'm trying to win.

Don't ask any questions.

A boy needs his father.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You are a liar.

Freedom is like a good book...

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

This looks edible.

I'll watch.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

All the world loves a lover.

I have powers.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I know the future.

I want you to be infuriated.

We're going to need a lot of water.

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