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Throw it here.
Your face has turned black.
Good night!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I should ask for more money.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
A girl needs discipline.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Be better!
Open sesame.
Today is the day
You're a god.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You never stop to think.
I want that dolphin out of my car!
Show me the burger.
Did you fart today?
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
I never could make up my mind.
I know what to do.
I have the gun.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the barn.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Someone's coming this way.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
When the door opens, remain calm.
You are effeminate.
You dropped it.
I can offer you a good price.
There's an exception to every rule.
We're the same person.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I am going to the grand opening.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I can't find my ball anywhere.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I feel decadent.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
You are a thief.
We've only got one hope.
How dare you look at me!
Who left a pickle in the wine cellar?
You devil!
I want you to listen to me.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to be softheaded.
Darling, it's alive.
Why do you hate me, so much?
This looks wrong.
Don't ask any questions.
We're going to need a knife.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Can I make a pillow fort?
I knew you could open it.
This is a day to remember
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm trying to care.
I volunteer to go!
Hey, watch me smile.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I'm a ghost.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I never loved you.
A boy needs his own room.
This room is unstable.
Good morning!
Get ready to dance.
My life matters.
Delivery!
Find some proof that I lied to you.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I will always want you.
Open the bottle.
You're crazy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I love winter in Australia.
You are not my mother.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Give me the can opener.
You should listen to your mother.
Be careful!
Did you fart while I was away?
You will always love me.
You are so good to me.
I'll get ready.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
Let's drink
You should think about this.
I've reported it to mother.
We are dirty.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I am going to the party.
I want you to stop lying to me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I have the poem.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Take the piano and go.
I can offer you an apple.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Put it here.
I want that seagull out of my life!
You never sing anymore.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I know math.
I can't find my bird anywhere.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
It's giving me hope.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
This is the worst time to be happy.
All's well that ends well
I knew you could turn things around.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I have powers.
We're ghosts.
We need to stay.
We've only got one chance.
You're going to need a hammer.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
Please, give me that.
This room is shrinking.
It's not working.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Your face has turned red.
I feel lost.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I volunteer as tribute!
Leave it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I'll watch.
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know the truth.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You're never going to get away with this!
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Who left a whiskey in the office?
I never listened.
When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.
I'm the greatest barber who ever lived.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
I have to tell you about the walk-in freezer.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You should protect your father.
I should think about this.
You're special.
Can I make out?
You will always need me.
My life is a mystery.
I am going to Christmas.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Show me the ball.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Take this with water.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't fool around.
You monster!
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are so kind to me.
I want you to be demanding.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Take the drink and die.
When the party starts, start crying.
I want you to stop me.
This is a fine mess
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one suspects a thing
You burned it on purpose.
You are a twit.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I've reported it to the press.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Be safe!
I love summer in France.
You are not my son.
Please, stop shouting.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
How dare you smile at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.
We need to eat.
Good luck!
I know the future.
My love, it's dead.
It's not dead.
You will always despise me.
I can't find my room anywhere.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I need to tell you about Friday.
You are pretentious.
You're crazy!
Leave it to the professionals.
I want that lemur out of my car!
This looks suspicious.
We're lucky.
Am I dead, or not?
You should start a business.
You never call me.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I have the scroll.
I need to tell you about the diet Pepsi.
I am going to the funeral.
I can offer you a burger.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Don't wait to be asked.
Hey, watch me dance.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Give it here.
I'm a god.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I never really lived.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
It's time to make lunch.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You won't find it.
I see you smiling.
We've only got one life.
You are an inspiration.
You should disown your mother.
Your ears have turned green.
I'm going to need a saw.
Get ready, or get out.
Can I make mistakes?
You are not my daughter.
Please, tell me.
Who left a skateboard in the bathroom?
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You should pay the bill.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
Leave it alone.
Make love not war.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I know what happened.
My life means nothing.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're going to need a jailer.
I'm weird.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I'm the only photographer who ever lived.
How dare you laugh at me!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want you to kill me.
This looks great.
You're under arrest!
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Take the piano and leave.
You are my father.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
Hand me the guitar.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pirate.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
This room is bugged.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You never listen.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm going to need a can opener.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
Your face has turned spotted.
Don't get too close.
I never killed anyone.
You can have it.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I want that whale out of my car!
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
You should call your father.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You are so mean to me.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to be plodding.
We've only got one bullet.
I volunteer to eat it!
Did you fart this morning?
I feel frivolous.
I've reported it to the police.
I heard a howl coming from the office.
Let's go
You are brave.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Take this and pray.
Please, stop doing that.
You are a hero.
I can offer you an ale.
Having a child is like making spaghetti...
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a spatula.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Someone's watching us.
I have lost the will to live.
You could never fascinate me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Throw me the cracker.
I see you every day.
It's not heavy.
Leave it until morning.
We need to help each other.
Sound the alarm!
Who left a dinosaur in the guest room?
You are my everything.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Your ears have turned brown.
This is a fine ship
Whoop-whoop.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
We're going to need a sheriff.
We are rigid.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
You should make peace with your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Did you eat at work?
You're coming with me!
Why do you tease me, so much?
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop loving me.
A girl needs her mother.
I'm trying to help.
This looks bad.
Can I make it through?
Please, stay where you are.
I have the time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Take this for luck.
I love you.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
You are so nice to me.
We've only got one option.
Fears are like marshmallows...
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Let's eat
I feel ugly.
I never felt so alone.
I can offer you a celery stick.
I'm the only pharmacist who ever lived.
My love, it's alive.
I want you to cook for me.
I want to tell you about the baker.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
You are my mother.
You should vote.
Having a child is like opening a gate...
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You could never want me.
I want you to be forgiving.
I'll wait here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You should listen to your father.
I want you.
Sorry, I have to take this.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I see you know what to do.
Open your heart.
I volunteer myself!
This is a stick up.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I am thoughtless.
You're going down!
Am I under arrest, or not?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want to tell you about the party.
Can I make a contribution?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You're going to need a spoon.
Your nose has turned red.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Drop it here.
Good grief!
I have 20-20 vision.
You need it.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
I'm the best graphic artist who ever lived.
A boy needs his friends.
My life is over.
This is the worst time to be here.
You're going to need a matador.
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
I can offer you a short black.
Did you eat just now?
I want you to be unfriendly.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I need you.
Take the piano and die.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
No one can ever know what we did.
Please, lie down.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I'm alone in the universe.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Okay, who left an ukulele in the lobby?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Get ready to laugh.
I want to tell you about the basement.
Someone's in here.
I never gave up hope.
Cooking is good for the soul.
You want it.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Winners don't quit
You are not my type.
I love summer in India.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I want that ant out of my house!
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
It's not appropriate.
I feel satisfied.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're going to need a wrench.
Show me the can opener.
Let's get it
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
We need to fight.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I see you came prepared.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
Laughter is like a movie...
I'm the worst nanny on this planet
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
I will always hate you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Someone's locked the door.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You're going to need a priest.
I can offer you a rum and coke.
Who left a screwdriver in the bathroom?
I knew you could live like this.
You're really something!
I know who you are.
My life is cursed.
We're gods.
I have money.
You're going to need a lot of help.
It's not in.
We're cursed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Give me the kebab.
I should go to the police.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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