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I have powers.

Put it here.

I will always need you.

I want you to stop following me.

I love winter in Germany.

Hey, watch me smile.

It's time to make lunch.

I knew you could turn things around.

This looks nice.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

This is a stick up.

You monster!

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

A boy needs a job.

I volunteer as tribute!

Someone's watching us.

This is the worst time to be here.

Take the money and die.

I never wanted to die.

I've reported it to the President.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

We're going to need a knife.

I know who you are.

We should quit.

I can offer you a good price.

I'll wait here.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I'm lucky.

You are a genius.

Open the curtains.

This room is haunted.

You're a god.

Your nose has turned brown.

You could never despise me.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Share and share alike.

I feel optimistic.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Take this for luck.

I have the scroll.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Don't just stand there.

I'm the greatest butcher who ever lived.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Be yourself!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're gods.

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

I want you to listen to me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm going to need a sleuth.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I volunteer to go!

Leave it until morning.

Dare to dream

Hey, watch me dance.

You are so good to me.

My life is a mystery.

I've reported it to Interpol.

It's giving me hope.

I have lost the will to live.

Stop, in the name of love.

You devil!

It's not appropriate.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Let's go

Just sitting is good for the soul.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I heard a noise coming from the guest room.

Sound the alarm!

You never listen.

Someone's listening.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

We're going to need a can opener.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You're a ghost.

I am going to the funeral.

You know it.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

Give it here.

I want you to stop believing in me.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Can I make an igloo?

You should find your mother.

I need to tell you about the merlot.

You are debonair.

Please, stop crying.

I know where you were.

I can offer you a Heineken.

Open the window.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want that crocodile out of my house!

Who left a smoothie in the walk-in freezer?

Hand me the knife.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I want you to kiss me.

You are a poet.

Good luck!

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I bet you know why I'm here.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

We're ghosts.

I can offer you a job.

Delivery!

I have faith.

I see you let yourself in.

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

You're amazing!

You're insignificant.

Take the drink and go.

I'm the worst hunter on this planet

It's your fault that the cat died.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You will always fascinate me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to be realistic.

No one can ever know what we did.

You are not my conscience.

I will always hate you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

Dreams are like chocolate...

You should call your father.

Darling, it's dead.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This looks peculiar.

We need to stay.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Open the bottle.

I never really lived.

I feel funky.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

It's not yours.

Can I make a kite?

Open it here.

I want to tell you about the kitchen.

You are so nice to me.

I'm trying to believe you.

I've reported it to the police.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I want that hippopotamus out of my car!

You deserve this

If you're ready, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

Get ready to laugh.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I have the letter.

You made me cry on purpose.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Be careful!

You are magnanimous.

I want you to be silly.

I can offer you an apple.

I have time.

I know the future.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You won't find it.

I love winter in America.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I am going to Easter.

I want you to kill me.

How dare you look at me!

I'm a god.

I volunteer to eat it!

Leave it here.

Please, don't drink that.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'll keep guard.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Your face has turned orange.

I should ask for more money.

I love you.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

A boy needs his mother.

You should make peace with your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You're magnificent.

This room is unstable.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You are an idiot.

Did you fart just now?

I need to tell you about the candy-bar.

Whoop-whoop.

Someone's having a bad day.

We need to stop.

I want that ant out of my house!

We're going to need a bishop.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

When the bell rings, hide.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Take the piano and die.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Take this with water.

You burned it on purpose.

I feel destructive.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This looks bad.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Good morning!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Throw me the carrot.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You are my son.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Don't get too close.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Who left a beer in the lobby?

Please, stand.

You're going down!

We're going to need a fork.

We should vote.

Your tongue has turned brown.

Let's watch the game

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I have needs.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Can I make the team?

My love, it's so juicy.

Take the drink and die.

I'll get it.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

We're going to need a dietician.

We are indecisive.

You never do what I want.

They know it was me

It was my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

Be better!

This is a day to remember

No one can ever know that I am alive.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

The truth is like a picnic in the park...

I feel ecstatic.

My life is over.

I know what to do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You should ask your mother.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You are an artist.

You could never hate me.

I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I see you every day.

You are my inspiration.

Cheats never prosper.

We should think about this.

Did you get lucky at work?

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

He was unconscious when I found him.

How much time do you have?

I want you to stop smelling me.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I'm trying to understand.

When the bell rings, start crying.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I can offer you a croissant.

You never take me seriously.

You're really something!

My love, it's so shiny.

We're the same person.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

I'm alone in the universe.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I'm a ghost.

You can't have it.

Who left a fish in the cell?

All's well that ends well

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I want you to clean up after me.

No rest for the wicked.

It's giving me a headache.

Good night!

Your tongue has turned black.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

We're going to need a lot of water.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

You should ask for more money.

We are pugnacious.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want to tell you about the the fort.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You should protect your mother.

Let's eat

I am going to the party.

We're going to need a saw.

This looks edible.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Dying is like lighting a fire...

It's not right.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is a fine ship

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I see you know what to do.

Can I make up?

I want you to be fascinated.

I'm cursed.

You never sing anymore.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

I want that owl out of my room!

I can offer you a burger.

We need to make a plan.

I never loved you.

I heard a sound coming from the classroom.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Leave it outside.

Open your heart.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Who left a skateboard in the office?

We're going to need a lot of money.

My life is cursed.

Please, listen to me.

I love spring in Switzerland.

I feel messy.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I have a secret.

A boy needs his father.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

Just breathe

You angel!

No one can ever know that you escaped.

It's not easy.

Hand me the fork.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Let's dance

I should quit.

Your lips have turned blue.

We are dedicated.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I see you have done this before.

This looks interesting.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

We need to go.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We're going to need a baker.

No one can ever know the truth.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

I never felt so alone.

I want you to be stable.

Your face has turned purple.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Don't ask any questions.

You dropped it.

Everyone has their price.

I want to tell you about the barn.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You are not my daughter.

I'm the best drummer who ever lived.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

Reading is good for the soul.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Take this with you.

Finding a job is like doing the shopping...

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I feel skeptical.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I am going to the wedding.

I see you came prepared.

When I was little, I wanted to be a waiter.

Get ready to run.

I want you to betray me.

A girl needs a job.

You will always want me.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

This looks odd.

I want you to stop loving me.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

It's not going to fit.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Take the money and leave.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Just be yourself

I have to tell you about the party.

You never stop to think.

We're magnificent.

We're going to need a wrench.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I heard a voice coming from the corridor.

This is a fine mess

Your nose has turned black.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

My love, it's beautiful.

I want that panda out of my life!

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you to be sordid.

Who left a bike in the laundry?

I should start a business.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I feel concerned.

Ha-cha-cha.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

You're going to pay!

You should protect your father.

I'm the greatest locksmith who ever lived.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Am I dead, or not?

It's giving me an error message.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Be safe!

Open sesame.

Hand me the ukulele.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I want you to stop lying to me.

You are disgusting.

I am going to the grand opening.

Take the money and go.

Please, sit down.

We're cursed.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

A girl needs boundaries.

Get ready, or get out.

It's not alive.

You could never want me.

I can offer you an espresso.

Can I make soup?

We need to make better decisions.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

I love fall in Brazil.

You are so kind to me.

I've reported it to mother.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

I want that lion out of my car!

I'm the best imam on this planet

Who left a ball in the closet?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You should hide.

When the party starts, start crying.

I want you to hold me.

I know what happened.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

You are my favourite.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You should find your father.

It's time to go.

A girl needs her space.

I want you to be compulsive.

How dare you smile at me!

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