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Your face has turned yellow.

Death is like a lake...

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We need to make a plan.

I see you came prepared.

You angel!

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to stop following me.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

Leave it alone.

You're going down!

Take the drink and go.

I feel cautious.

You despise me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I have powers.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I'm lucky.

I know what to do.

A boy needs his space.

Get ready to laugh.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Did you fart this morning?

I knew you could turn things around.

When I was little, I wanted to be a swimming coach.

I'll keep guard.

My life is a mystery.

Good luck!

We're gods.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I'm the only botanist who ever lived.

I want you to look at me.

You need it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Someone's having a bad day.

It's time to pack your bags.

You never smile.

Sound the alarm!

I've reported it to the police.

Don't just stand there.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

You are so nice to me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You are an inspiration.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

You should listen to your father.

Why do you hate me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

It's not going to fit.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is a fine ship

Show me the can opener.

I can offer you a sandwich.

I want that cheetah out of my room!

I feel angry.

Let's watch the game

I have to tell you about the chocolate milk.

I volunteer to go!

Okay. Just do what I do.

I will always love you.

We are vivacious.

This looks familiar.

Be safe!

I'm trying to open it.

Who left a skateboard in the cell?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Please, don't drink that.

You made me cry on purpose.

Take this and pray.

I have the card.

It's giving me an error message.

Someone's in here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I've reported it to mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I want you to stop looking at me.

This room is bugged.

I want you to clean up after me.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

You can't have it.

This is the right time to be here.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

You devil!

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

I can offer you a good price.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

We need to open it.

I love winter in England.

You are a thief.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Hope is like a lake...

Good morning!

Why do you love me, so much?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I know math.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Hand me the carrot.

It's not heavy.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I see you let yourself in.

Leave it outside.

Can I make a contribution?

Sorry, I have to take this.

You will always love me.

I feel dramatic.

Who left a panda in the pantry?

We are punctual.

Youth is wasted on the young.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Falling in love is like opening a letter...

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

My life means nothing.

You're never going to get away with this!

Someone's listening.

I am going to Christmas.

I need to tell you about the dwarf.

You are so kind to me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You should make peace with your mother.

You're crazy.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

I want you to be narcissistic.

It was your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This looks bad.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You're going to need a model.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This room is unstable.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I want you to love me.

I'm a god.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can offer you a job.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I feel fortunate.

Please, listen to me.

I knew you could survive.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Take the piano and die.

I see you every day.

I love spring in France.

Open it here.

This is a day to remember

This is the right time to be afraid.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

It's going to be okay

We're going to need a lot of wood.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

It's time to go.

You never have time for me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

My life is over.

You are not my father.

I'm the best terrorist on this planet

Take this with water.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I have 20-20 vision.

It's not dead.

Alright, who left an umbrella in the laundry?

I need to tell you about the Mars.

You are so mean to me.

Show me the fishcake.

Stop, in the name of the law.

My love, it's alive.

I've reported it to the press.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

Curiosity killed the cat.

You are a liar.

How much influence do you have?

You burned it on purpose.

I know more than you realise.

You're a ghost.

Good grief!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I volunteer to eat it!

We're no good.

I never gave up hope.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You should call your father.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

We're the same person.

I am going to the party.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Hey, watch me leave.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want that bear out of my room!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I want you to hold me.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Open sesame.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I should think about this.

We need to go.

I have to tell you about Easter.

How dare you laugh at me!

Wisdom is like a beach...

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I am scornful.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

My life matters.

I can't find my spider anywhere.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Can I make love?

It's time to make lunch.

I have the gun.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm going to need a police officer.

Please, stop shouting.

I can offer you a celery stick.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You're coming with me!

This is a fine mess

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm the only scout on this planet

I'm going to need a saw.

I have faith.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

I see you have done this before.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We're special.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Learning is like making a sandwich...

You should write to your father.

Take the piano and leave.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Put it here.

Get ready to dance.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Am I under arrest, or not?

Leave it to the professionals.

Someone's coming this way.

I volunteer as tribute!

My life is cursed.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I feel tough.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Show me the ball.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

This looks wrong.

Did you eat yesterday?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

A boy needs his mother.

Hey, watch me smile.

You monster!

Your anxiety is like a mountain...

We've only got one bullet.

I could never need you.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

When I was little, I wanted to be a zookeeper.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

You could never love me.

How dare you look at me!

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I love winter in Spain.

We are heartbroken.

I should hide.

I'm the best spy who ever lived.

Can I make a cake?

Laughing is good for the soul.

I want to tell you about the laundry.

Ha-cha-cha.

Stop, in the name of love.

It's not the right size.

I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Someone's watching us.

It was your fault that the dog died.

How much money do you have?

Please, sit down.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I want that snail out of my house!

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I knew you could make up your mind.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

We need to eat.

Delivery!

I'm going to need a wizard.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

No one can ever know what we did.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Be yourself!

Okay, who left a guitar in the library?

This is the worst time to be happy.

A girl needs her friends.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I want you to listen to me.

You are not my type.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I'll get ready.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm trying to understand.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

Let's drink

He was unconscious when I found him.

You could never hate me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

This is a stick up.

Did you eat at work?

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I know where you were.

Can I make art?

We should vote.

This room is shrinking.

I bet you know why I'm here.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I am going to the grand opening.

Show me the bike.

It's not right.

I'm the greatest surgeon who ever lived.

You're weird.

I will always need you.

You're going to need a magistrate.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I can't find my moose anywhere.

We are intrigued.

I have the knife.

Leave it here.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Take this with you.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You are my only hope.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to be thoughtless.

A girl needs her own room.

I want to tell you about the lobby.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We're ghosts.

It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.

We've only got one option.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

This looks great.

It's your fault that the dog died.

You will always hate me.

I feel eager.

Who left a Guinness in the attic?

I want you to stop loving me.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I want that cat out of my house!

Please, lie down.

You are a genius.

You are so good to me.

Get out while the getting is good.

I am going to the wedding.

You are not my son.

You should protect your father.

I know the future.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

You dropped it.

Be careful!

It's not for sale.

Can I make an effort?

I'll listen.

Time to shine

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I heard weeping coming from the pantry.

I'm the only pastor on this planet

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You're insignificant.

Whoop-whoop.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Darling, it's delicious.

I never killed anyone.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I have the time.

You are an artist.

Your anxiety is like a river...

Don't upset your sister, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a personal trainer.

You're going to need a spoon.

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

It's your fault that the train was late.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You are amused.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Your nose has turned green.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

It's not yours.

It's now or never

You never call me.

Take the money and go.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

You win some, you lose some.

Let's get it

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

This room is haunted.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I'm going to need a juggler.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You crashed the car on purpose.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I knew you could see it through.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Hand me the slice of pizza.

I want that owl out of my house!

Okay, who left a Jack Daniels in the corridor?

I want you to stop me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I volunteer myself!

I love spring in Japan.

I have to tell you about the Dr. Pepper.

We're lucky.

We need to stay.

We're going to need a fork.

You fascinate me.

I'm the worst shepherd who ever lived.

I can offer you an apple.

You found it.

I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I'm trying to believe you.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Darling, it's beautiful.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I'll sit on it.

When the door opens, start crying.

You are satisfied.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I never really lived.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Please, give up while you can.

Take the drink and die.

I want that shark out of my room!

I have to tell you about Thursday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.

I see you smiling.

One hand washes the other.

Let's dance

No one can ever know that I like you

Get ready to run.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

Open your heart.

Did you get lucky last night?

This looks odd.

I want you to kill me.

We're going to need a spatula.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Take this for luck.

You will always despise me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

I heard a voice coming from the armory.

I want you to be reassured.

I want to tell you about the bratwurst.

We are repressed.

It's almost over

Hey, watch me dance.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

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