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You're going to need a wrench.
I want you to hold me.
This room is unstable.
We're ghosts.
I can offer you a good price.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
You angel!
I should ask for more money.
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know the truth.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
It's time to make lunch.
I have faith.
I will always love you.
I've reported it to the press.
Please, stop smoking.
My life is over.
We're going to need a clerk.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Stop, in the name of love.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You should protect your mother.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I am regretful.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Get ready, or get out.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Leave it until morning.
You're going to pay!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Be yourself!
Hey, watch me leave.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
It's giving me an error message.
I am going to the funeral.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Hand me the hammer.
I know what to do.
It's not mine.
It has to work
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Someone's watching us.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I'll keep guard.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make sense?
I'm the greatest detective on this planet
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You are not my son.
Take the piano and die.
Good night!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You're no good.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This looks wrong.
I see you have done this before.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Your lips have turned pink.
It's your fault that the train was late.
We're the same person.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Having a child is like fixing the TV...
I want you to inspire me.
Who left a can opener in the dungeon?
I want you to stop blaming me.
We've only got one bullet.
I never really lived.
I have powers.
I feel bitter.
You never smile.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is a day to remember
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I want you to be conservative.
I volunteer myself!
Please, stay where you are.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
Get ready to run.
You're never going to get away with this!
I love summer in Switzerland.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You should disown your father.
I have the time.
You're going to need a fork.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Be careful!
We should think about this.
You devil!
It's time to pack your bags.
Delivery!
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'll wait here.
You're cursed.
I'm the greatest dancer who ever lived.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
You are so good to me.
I want to tell you about Easter.
Leave it outside.
Open your heart.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Take this for luck.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
It's not alive.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Let's play
I want that tiger out of my room!
I am going to the grand opening.
You are not my favourite.
I have a secret.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I'm a ghost.
I am glad.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I'm going to need a jeweler.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the wardrobe.
I've reported it to the police.
I know more than you realise.
We're gods.
I could never want you.
I'm trying to win.
You could never love me.
Take the piano and leave.
It's giving me grief.
Sound the alarm!
Did you get lucky just now?
I want you to be disloyal.
Can I make laughter?
A girl needs love.
How dare you laugh at me!
Throw it here.
I want you to stop loving me.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Alright, who left a crab in the dining room?
There's no place like home.
Am I dead, or not?
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I can offer you a saké.
You're going down!
I want you to kiss me.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Hey, watch me dance.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
I knew you could survive.
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
You monster!
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
You are a thief.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
This looks great.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have the knife.
Hand me the kebab.
I'll listen.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This is a fine mess
Get ready for this.
I'm the greatest singer who ever lived.
Let's watch TV!
I'm trying to save you.
Be safe!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I want you to be perceptive.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You fascinate me.
Your nose has turned red.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I never hurt anybody.
My life means nothing.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You're going to need an oracle.
A girl needs a job.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want that scorpion out of my life!
I want you to betray me.
I love fall in Japan.
You never say what you're thinking.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
You are so kind to me.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We're going to need a spatula.
No one can ever know that I like you
Did you eat this morning?
Don't ask any questions.
Please, don't eat that.
Your wisdom is like a multi-choice quiz...
Whoop-whoop.
No one can ever know what we did.
You are not my daughter.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Your cheeks have turned blue.
Drop it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
It's giving me hope.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
You are my favourite.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Hey, watch me move.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you about the the fort.
Leave it here.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
You could never want me.
Good grief!
I never wanted to die.
My life is a mystery.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
It's not going to fit.
You found it.
Take the money and go.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're going to need a marshal.
I have the poem.
I can offer you a Jack Daniels.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's time to go.
Take this with you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
A girl needs her grandfather.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
It was my fault that the crops died.
I want that elephant out of my car!
Can I make it through?
I volunteer to eat it!
I should hide.
Dammit, who left a hammer in the bathroom?
I'm the only weaver on this planet
I feel glamorous.
You win some, you lose some.
Let's drink
I want you to marry me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a clockmaker.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Your nose has turned grey.
I know math.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I'll sit on it.
I have to tell you about the party.
I love spring in Brazil.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You should find your mother.
I want you to be serious.
Don't get too close.
You could never despise me.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Ha-cha-cha.
Darling, it's alive.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I have to tell you about the fishcake.
Did you fart just now?
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You never listen.
You want it.
You're coming with me!
Your ears have turned white.
It's not for sale.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I see you every day.
I knew you could see it through.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
You are a twit.
I've reported it to the President.
We're weird.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I'm a god.
Can I make a kite?
You should pay the bill.
A girl needs discipline.
This room is bugged.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I want you to help me.
We've only got one chance.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This looks edible.
I'm trying to help.
Open the window.
We need to stay.
Someone's in here.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
Your face has turned orange.
We are puritanical.
I have needs.
Throw me the wrench.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I know the future.
I want to tell you about the the escape-pod.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
You are my sunshine.
Please, stop shouting.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Leave it alone.
Don't fool around.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Take the money and die.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I'm alone in the universe.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I see you for who you are.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I could never need you.
Let's get it
It was your fault that the crops died.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I'm going to need a knife.
You could never need me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
You can't have it.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You're amazing!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We're going to need an innkeeper.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Who left a sheep in the laundry?
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
I want you to look at me.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
We need to make a plan.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Manners maketh the man.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Take this and pray.
This is a fine ship
Your face has turned blue.
Open the bottle.
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Why do you tease me, so much?
Be better!
They know it was me
This room is shrinking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a yeti.
You should call your mother.
Let's dance
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It's not the right size.
I feel surprised.
I never listened.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You made me cry on purpose.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I heard a voice coming from the armory.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
Put it here.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Get ready to die.
I'm the best cheesemaker who ever lived.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are not my mother.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I love summer in Brazil.
I have money.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I see you smiling.
Dancing is good for the soul.
We should pay the bill.
I'm trying to leave.
You're going to need a spelunker.
I could never hate you.
We need to unite.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Someone's listening.
We're insignificant.
You're really something!
Who left a fork in the kitchen?
I can offer you a Powerade.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
This is a stick up.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Show me the croissant.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
You should call your father.
Let's go
I need to tell you about Sunday.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You never have time for me.
Can I make a pillow fort?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Please, sit down.
Did you eat last night?
I feel clear-headed.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I'll watch.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I want you to stop tricking me.
This looks interesting.
I can't find my apple juice anywhere.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I never could make up my mind.
You are a liar.
I love fall in England.
You're going to need a teacher.
We need to close it.
We are opinionated.
Take this with water.
You will always want me.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You're going to need a spoon.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Open the curtains.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are my son.
You never call me.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You are not my type.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
No one suspects a thing
I want you to be deceptive.
I am going to the party.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Good luck!
It's not working.
Reading is all I can manage now.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I hate you.
I want that puppy out of my house!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This room is haunted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Forgiveness is like a mountain...
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have the card.
This looks nice.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
You are my inspiration.
We need to make out.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I volunteer as tribute!
I've reported it to Interpol.
Show me the hammer.
You love me.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Let's watch the game
I never gave up hope.
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
You're going to need a lot of water.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
I love winter in India.
You won't find it.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
No one will ever know
How much luck do you have?
I know where you were.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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