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When I was little, I wanted to be a shoemaker.

You are a liar.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Hey, watch me move.

Who left an umbrella in the attic?

You monster!

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

We need to unite.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I never gave up hope.

Why do you love me, so much?

Good grief!

You want it.

I'm the greatest pawnbroker who ever lived.

It's time to pack your bags.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You never stop to think.

Let's play

Stop, in the name of love.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I can offer you a 7-up.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I know what to do.

It was my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Get ready to die.

I volunteer to go!

Open your heart.

How dare you look at me!

How much influence do you have?

You are discreet.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Dating is like painting...

We're the same person.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Hand me the slice of pizza.

We've only got one of these.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Your ears have turned stripey.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

You are so kind to me.

I want you to kill me.

Leave it alone.

Take the drink and die.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

Don't get too close.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

I'm magnificent.

Can I make chilli?

I can offer you a job.

I want you to be high-spirited.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

You're really something!

Please, look at me.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want that shark out of my house!

You can do this

I'm a ghost.

I am going to the funeral.

I'm the worst doctor on this planet

You broke the vase on purpose.

My life is cursed.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I hate you.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

You never listen.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I can't find my coffee anywhere.

This is a day to remember

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I volunteer to eat it!

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

This room is shrinking.

This is the worst time to be angry.

Good luck!

Whoop-whoop.

I feel daring.

Open sesame.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Your face has turned red.

I've reported it to the press.

I have faith.

This looks wrong.

Can I make believe?

It's time to make lunch.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Someone's listening.

I love summer in Switzerland.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Hey, watch me dance.

I bet you know why I'm going.

It's giving me an error message.

Give me the banana.

We need to make out.

Dreams are like chocolate...

We're ghosts.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are not my son.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

You can have it.

It's not for sale.

We've only got one hope.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Leave it here.

You are so good to me.

I see you let yourself in.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Why do you hate me, so much?

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

Put it here.

I want you to stop me.

I can offer you a beer.

You never call me.

We should hide.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You are my father.

I need to tell you about the saxophonist.

I'm going to need a salesperson.

Sound the alarm!

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I'm the only interrogator on this planet

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You're going down!

I'm alone in the universe.

I have the will.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I volunteer myself!

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want you to be stiff.

Winners don't quit

This is the perfect time to be here.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Take this with water.

I'm a god.

Be yourself!

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'll watch.

A boy needs money.

How dare you smile at me!

We've only got one life.

You should disown your father.

I knew you could open it.

I have needs.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Please, don't drink that.

This room is bugged.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I feel frisky.

Let's watch TV!

Freedom is like a multi-choice quiz...

What will you do, now that you've found God?

When I was little, I wanted to be a shaman.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

We need to go.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

Don't wait to be asked.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I never loved you.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I am going to Christmas.

You are a thief.

It's not safe.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I'm trying to open it.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You're going to need a shovel.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I want that bird out of my life!

I want you to be bored.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You're amazing!

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

You are so mean to me.

Someone's in here.

A boy needs a job.

Can I make art?

You should quit.

Be careful!

I see you came prepared.

Good morning!

You need me.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

You're cursed.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to stop questioning me.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

I am malicious.

Open the door.

This is a fine mess

Take this and pray.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Hey, watch me leave.

I have money.

I love winter in Switzerland.

I've reported it to the police.

You are not my type.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

You should disown your mother.

Did you fart while I was away?

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Get ready for this.

We've only got one chance.

I'm the only taxidermist on this planet

Please, be careful.

I'm trying to forgive you.

My life matters.

I will always hate you.

I feel insecure.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Let's drink

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'm no good.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I need to tell you about Friday.

Leave it outside.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Take the money and leave.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You're going to need a doctor.

I see you for who you are.

Give me the kite.

Success is like a beautiful melody...

Who left a chardonnay in the outhouse?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

It's not tight enough.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pickpocket.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

We need to open it.

It's giving me hope.

I've reported it to mother.

Take this with you.

Can I make it right?

I want you to stop loving me.

I volunteer as tribute!

We're gods.

I know who you are.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You deserve this

If you don't want it, put it back.

I am unlovable.

My love, it's dead.

Get ready to dance.

I can't find my macchiato anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

It's time to go.

You could never despise me.

When the party starts, start singing.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

A boy needs boundaries.

Be better!

We're going to need a wrench.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I'll sit on it.

Did you eat this morning?

I love winter in Germany.

I see you every day.

I'm going to need a gondolier.

You should find your mother.

I knew you could survive.

You devil!

It's not open.

I'm the best boatbuilder who ever lived.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Throw me the knife.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I feel inferior.

I need to tell you about the wardrobe.

I have time.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

Take the piano and go.

I never could make up my mind.

You never take me seriously.

Take this for luck.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Your cheeks have turned purple.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

You are not my mother.

We need to play.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Today is the day

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Get ready, or get out.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I know more than you realise.

My life means nothing.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

Darling, it's dead.

I'll open it.

I am rebellious.

You will always hate me.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

You're going to need a tailor.

Let's eat

I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.

Ha-cha-cha.

I can offer you a piña colada.

I feel calm.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to be crafty.

I can't find my frog anywhere.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Alright, who left a celery stick in the sauna?

I want that octopus out of my house!

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

Someone's locked the door.

You never smile.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

You should protect your father.

We should vote.

It's not heavy.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm the worst garbage collector who ever lived.

Did you eat while I was away?

Delivery!

I never wanted this.

You need it.

I just want a coffee. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one bullet.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Darling, it's alive.

I'm lucky.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You angel!

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

We're going to need a saw.

I want you to marry me.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

It has to work

Take the piano and leave.

I'll get ready.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

I want you to be hurried.

I love winter in Spain.

Give me the chicken wing.

A boy needs his own room.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are my reason for living.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Throw it here.

You're insignificant.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

We are mechanical.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This looks bad.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I see you are thinking.

I never felt so alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

My life is over.

I need to tell you about the celery stick.

Open the bottle.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Take the drink and go.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You are a hero.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I want that lobster out of my room!

Leave it to the professionals.

I feel ugly.

I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?

This room is unstable.

I want you to help me.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I have 20-20 vision.

I will always want you.

Wealth is like a picnic at the beach...

Who left an owl in the living room?

When the party starts, remain calm.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

This is a fine ship

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

I'll keep guard.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I love autumn in Brazil.

Let's get it

I'm the greatest shop assistant who ever lived.

Your face has turned grey.

I have the gun.

How much money do you have?

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We're no good.

I'm trying to leave.

I am going to the wedding.

Give it here.

It's giving me grief.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

This is the right time to be alone.

Someone's having a bad day.

I heard a voice coming from the chapel.

You love me.

Did you eat at work?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I feel suspicious.

I see you know what to do.

It's almost over

You should listen to your father.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

When the door opens, start singing.

You are not my favourite.

We are keen.

Give me the cracker.

It's not the right size.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I love spring in America.

This looks peculiar.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Your eyes have turned green.

Dying is like opening a letter...

You're a god.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to cook for me.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

Can I make up a story?

I'm the only pharmacist who ever lived.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

You're going to need a meteorologist.

I know what happened.

A girl needs a job.

Leave it until morning.

Open the window.

You're crazy!

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I'm weird.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

We need to break up.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

Time to shine

I want you to be playful.

Please, don't eat that.

Let's go

I have lost the will to live.

You are my favourite.

Take the money and die.

It's not alive.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I am restrained.

I'll listen.

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