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Anger is like a beach...
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
I am brave.
Let's watch the game
Sound the alarm!
Get ready to dance.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Hey, watch me dance.
I'll help.
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a lemonade.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Time to shine
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You should quit.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I love you.
We're going to need a fork.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You broke the vase on purpose.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I love summer in China.
Your nose has turned blue.
My love, it's alive.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Open your heart.
This is the right time to be alone.
I want to tell you about the punch.
She was unconscious when I found her.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I never killed anyone.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I'm insignificant.
This room is haunted.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You monster!
How much luck do you have?
This is a stick up.
It's not for sale.
I feel desperate.
I want you to be shallow.
I heard a voice coming from the armory.
You could never want me.
We need to close it.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're going down!
I'm the greatest actor who ever lived.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
You can't have it.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Can I make it better?
A girl needs money.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Please, lie down.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I can offer you a celery stick.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
You're a god.
You are stupid.
You should listen to your father.
It's giving me grief.
I am going to Christmas.
Stop, in the name of love.
I see you are thinking.
Hey, watch me leave.
Who left a doll in the lobby?
Hand me the bratwurst.
You are so kind to me.
We're ghosts.
I want you to read to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I want you to stop believing in me.
This room is shrinking.
I'm going to need a senator.
You're going to need a saw.
Take the drink and leave.
Get ready for this.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Look before you leap.
Patience is a virtue
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
How dare you smile at me!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have time.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Don't just stand there.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Did you fart while I was away?
It's not dead.
You will always hate me.
Take this and pray.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
We're cursed.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I volunteer to go!
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Be yourself!
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I know math.
When I was little, I wanted to be a painter.
You are my favourite.
I will always want you.
Someone's coming this way.
Your face has turned grey.
How much courage do you have?
It's giving me a headache.
Who left a fork in the kitchen?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You are so mean to me.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
Let's eat
Why do you hate me, so much?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You should protect your father.
Can I make contact?
Your ears have turned white.
I can offer you a croissant.
I knew you could live like this.
I'm a god.
I'll watch.
I want that chicken out of my room!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We're going to need a spoon.
I want you to stop questioning me.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Show me the sandwich.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I have to tell you about the Guinness.
It's time to pack your bags.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I want you to love me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Please, stay where you are.
You want it.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
This looks interesting.
Get ready to laugh.
We need to unite.
We've only got one chance.
Delivery!
I've reported it to Interpol.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
I love summer in Brazil.
You're going to pay!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You never call me.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I want you to be empty.
Your face has turned purple.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Open the bottle.
We're the same person.
I have the gun.
You are a poet.
You devil!
I can offer you a whiskey.
I never really lived.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I have to tell you about the party.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Can I make art?
A boy needs his grandfather.
Ha-cha-cha.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I feel romantic.
I knew you could turn things around.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
I am repentant.
I see you smiling.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I want that bear out of my car!
It's time to brush your teeth.
This is the worst time to be happy.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I have a secret.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm the best private detective on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
It's not safe.
We're going to need a physicist.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You're a ghost.
Romance is like a movie...
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to stop tricking me.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
You're alone in the universe.
Be careful!
Good morning!
Maybe no one will notice
Did you get lucky this morning?
I know what happened.
You're really something!
You're going to need a can opener.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I want you to kill me.
When the party starts, hide.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Someone's locked the door.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a saké.
I heard a howl coming from the barn.
I feel doubtful.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I volunteer to eat it!
I want that wolf out of my life!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
This is a day to remember
I hate you.
You should protect your mother.
Leave it here.
I have to tell you about the office.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
How dare you laugh at me!
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
You know it.
Okay, who left a kite in the kitchen?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Take the piano and die.
Freedom is like a lake...
This looks odd.
My life means nothing.
Good grief!
Please, come in.
Leave it outside.
Your face has turned white.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Can I make it happen?
I never listened.
Take this with water.
I'm trying to save you.
You are an artist.
Your lips have turned spotted.
Let's watch TV!
Don't wait to be asked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
No one can ever know what we did.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Get ready to run.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I know who you are.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are not my mother.
Be safe!
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I'm the best criminal on this planet
I want you to betray me.
We need to play.
Someone's having a bad day.
We're alone in the universe.
I have needs.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
You never do what I want.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I want that duck out of my life!
I'll open it.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
It's time to go to bed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
How much influence do you have?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Hand me the fork.
I can offer you a banana.
I am unambitious.
It has to work
I bet you know why I'm going.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You are my mother.
It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the well.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can't find my doll anywhere.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
This looks peculiar.
You could never love me.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
This is a fine ship
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Hide in plain sight.
I never gave up hope.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
A boy needs money.
Did you eat last night?
My life is over.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Take the drink and die.
I'm cursed.
Someone's listening.
You should call your mother.
I want you to be thrilled.
Please, don't eat that.
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I am going to the party.
You lost it.
Be better!
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I have the will.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I'm the only builder who ever lived.
I love summer in Antarctica.
I can offer you a Guinness.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Can I make a kite?
Hey, watch me smile.
Open the curtains.
I want that bee out of my room!
Your lips have turned yellow.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Dreams are like spaghetti...
You never say what you're thinking.
You're never going to get away with this!
Show me the knife.
A boy needs boundaries.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
My life is cursed.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We need to stay.
It was your fault that the label came off.
I'm a ghost.
We are restrained.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I could never love you.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to be overjoyed.
I have faith.
I feel curious.
I see you know what to do.
No one can ever know that you survived.
When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.
Get ready, or get out.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
I volunteer as tribute!
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
Good night!
You are a handsome devil.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This looks great.
Please, come closer.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I want you to stop loving me.
You are my inspiration.
I want you to cook for me.
It's not easy.
I'm the worst firefighter who ever lived.
Your nose has turned orange.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I need to tell you about the Heaven.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Don't ask any questions.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Can I make laughter?
We are vacuous.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
You should find your father.
I want that fish out of my life!
We've only got one option.
I can offer you a job.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
A girl needs her grandfather.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I have 20-20 vision.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I knew you could make up your mind.
I have the poem.
I know where you were.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to be miserable.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a beer.
You are so nice to me.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
Today is the day
I could never want you.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I'm going to need a shipwright.
Finding a job is like turning on a radio...
Plug it in here.
You're amazing!
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I want you to kiss me.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
This looks bad.
We need to go.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I feel ready.
It's not heavy.
Can I make a home?
I'm the only spy who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can offer you a good price.
Take this with you.
I know what to do.
You are not my conscience.
I'm going to need a fork.
Take the money and die.
You should write to your mother.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Let's go
No one can ever know how we did it.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
You will always fascinate me.
I'm going to need a model.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Your tongue has turned white.
Happiness is like a multi-choice quiz...
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
This room is bugged.
You are enthusiastic.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I have the card.
I want you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
A girl needs her space.
We need to make out.
You're coming with me!
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Show me the hammer.
I see you for who you are.
All's well that ends well
Please, remain silent.
I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
It's time to make lunch.
Can I make the world better?
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
You are my only hope.
I'm the greatest jeweler who ever lived.
Darling, it's delicious.
We should vote.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I'll sit on it.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
It was your fault that the dog died.
Your ears have turned pink.
I never hurt anybody.
Who left a penguin in the armory?
Let's dance
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I want that seal out of my life!
I want you to be peaceful.
We're going to need a firefighter.
When I was little, I wanted to be a governor.
Don't fool around.
I want to tell you about the coach.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Love makes the world go round.
We've only got one of these.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I want you to marry me.
You're insignificant.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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