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Open the bottle.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Put it here.

I knew you could see it through.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Can I make a list?

I'm a ghost.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I know where you were.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Please, tell me.

You want me.

This is a day to remember

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I should start a business.

Someone's coming this way.

Give me the umbrella.

You are my inspiration.

It's time to make lunch.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I am going to the wedding.

I want you to betray me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

My life is cursed.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I'm going to need an interpreter.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I never killed anyone.

I just want a yellow highlighter. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I have the scroll.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Gardening is good for the soul.

Leave it until morning.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You are a godsend.

You are so kind to me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have to tell you about the the North Pole.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Let's eat

I need to tell you about Monday.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I see you came prepared.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I am critical.

You never sing anymore.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to be weird.

Your tongue has turned orange.

A girl needs discipline.

Why do you hate me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Good night!

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You monster!

We need to make better decisions.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Did you eat while I was away?

I heard laughter coming from the living room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Please, be careful.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

We should start a business.

I have time.

When the party starts, hide.

Take this for luck.

Delivery!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Be careful!

It's giving me grief.

My life is a mystery.

You know it.

Sound the alarm!

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's time to go to bed.

I never listened.

You deserve this

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

Get ready for this.

We're insignificant.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

A man is known by his friends.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

This looks edible.

Leave it alone.

It's not yours.

Plug it in here.

You're a god.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Take the money and go.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

You could never fascinate me.

This room is shrinking.

We're gods.

How dare you smile at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

This is a fine ship

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm the greatest computer programmer on this planet

Am I under arrest, or not?

We're going to need a knife.

You are a thief.

I love winter in Ireland.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Be safe!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Let's play

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

You should ask your father.

I have lost the will to live.

Someone's locked the door.

You never stop to think.

It's giving me an error message.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

It was your fault that we ran out of money.

Don't wait to be asked.

I know what to do.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

A girl needs a job.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Please, look at me.

Your nose has turned blue.

Stop, in the name of love.

Hand me the banana.

Who left a porcupine in the bathroom?

I'm magnificent.

I could never hate you.

I heard laughter coming from the control room.

Can I make music?

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

This looks odd.

Failure is like an ocean...

Getting married is like doing the shopping...

We've only got one option.

I can offer you a coffee.

I have to tell you about Easter.

I have the letter.

I'm the greatest bandit on this planet

Did you get lucky this morning?

I never wanted to die.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Take this with water.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Take the money and leave.

I should pay the bill.

How much influence do you have?

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I want that pony out of my life!

Good grief!

You lost it.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

You're a ghost.

We need to play.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Hey, watch me move.

This room is haunted.

I love autumn in India.

I knew you could open it.

Show me the spring-roll.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Leave it to the professionals.

I am strict.

I'll sit on it.

Whoop-whoop.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

Leave it here.

You are an idiot.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

Your face has turned yellow.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I want you to be independent.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

This looks great.

You are not my conscience.

I want to tell you about the the liferaft.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Someone's in here.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I want you to cook for me.

Am I dead, or not?

I'm going to need a jailer.

I know more than you realise.

We're cursed.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I see you are thinking.

Did you fart just now?

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm the worst baker who ever lived.

Take the piano and die.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

You are so good to me.

It's now or never

You should hide.

My life matters.

I want that llama out of my car!

No one can ever know that I was here.

I volunteer to eat it!

Let's dance

It's time to brush your teeth.

It's not working.

Drop it here.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You want it.

I have a secret.

Who left an ukulele in the laundry?

A girl needs her mother.

You should listen to your father.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

You are my only hope.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I heard a voice coming from the outhouse.

I despise you.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

I have the need, the need for speed.

Why do you tease me, so much?

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You never listen.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I feel outrageous.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Please, stop shouting.

Throw me the doll.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I've reported it to mother.

I can offer you a good price.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I want you to be irreligious.

My love, it's so expensive.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I want you to listen to me.

It's not open.

Reading is all I can manage now.

We're going to need a can opener.

Take the piano and go.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are not my father.

You're going to need a servant.

I am going to the funeral.

You angel!

We're alone in the universe.

No one suspects a thing

Don't ask any questions.

You're going to pay!

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I'm the best teacher on this planet

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I never really lived.

You never say what you're thinking.

I see you for who you are.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

I'll get it.

I have powers.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

I can offer you a water.

I want to tell you about the bread-stick.

I am false.

I love fall in Australia.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Throw it here.

I know who you are.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You despise me.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Did you get lucky today?

Hand me the bike.

We're the same person.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

Can I make an effort?

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You burned it on purpose.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This looks bad.

You should ask for more money.

Leave it outside.

I want you to be inert.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

It has to work

I want you to stop believing in me.

I feel extravagant.

Get ready to dance.

A girl needs confidence.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

I'm alone in the universe.

You're amazing!

How dare you laugh at me!

Beat swords into ploughshares.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You are not my daughter.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm going to need a wizard.

Who left a can opener in the attic?

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

I want that fox out of my room!

I can offer you a Heineken.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I want to tell you about the banana.

Let's go

I can't find my cocktail anywhere.

You will always want me.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I have the card.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

This is the worst time to be happy.

You're going to need a hammer.

I just want an ale. What's wrong with that?

I volunteer as tribute!

This is a fine mess

I love spring in Australia.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

Throw me the wrench.

You are my son.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are so mean to me.

You never call me.

I never could make up my mind.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I'm the greatest pilot who ever lived.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Falling in love is like doing chores...

I've reported it to the President.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

A boy needs his grandmother.

You are a hero.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Sleep is like a lake...

You're lucky.

I'm trying to forgive you.

You are tortured.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I will always hate you.

Open your heart.

I'm going to need a burglar.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Please, remain silent.

Your ears have turned red.

If you don't want it, put it back.

How dare you look at me!

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to inspire me.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.

You never smile.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Hand me the can opener.

Maybe no one will notice

It's not dead.

I am going to Christmas.

Can I make believe?

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

I can't find my carrot anywhere.

You hate me.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Who left a short black in the dungeon?

We should ask for more money.

I want you to stop blaming me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I've reported it to the police.

You are not my mother.

You're under arrest!

There's a time and a place for everything.

We're going to need a wizard.

You are my daughter.

We're special.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I need to tell you about the Mars.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I'm the only ninja who ever lived.

I love fall in Japan.

You devil!

Knitting is good for the soul.

We're going to need a spoon.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I feel comfortable.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You made me cry on purpose.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

A boy needs his grandfather.

Why do you love me, so much?

Let's drink

How much luck do you have?

No one can ever know what we did.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

I want you to marry me.

Falling in love is like making a salad...

It's not right.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I am mellow.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You will always hate me.

You should find your father.

I volunteer to go!

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

We've only got one life.

Someone's having a bad day.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

We should go to the police.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I'm the greatest pianist on this planet

I see you have done this before.

My life means nothing.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

Can I make a wish?

You're insignificant.

Your face has turned brown.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I heard a howl coming from the lobby.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I want you to be innovative.

I'm trying to understand.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

You are not my type.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

We're ghosts.

When I was little, I wanted to be an antique dealer.

Please, stop doing that.

I want that zebra out of my house!

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop me.

We're going to need a fork.

This looks wrong.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You are magnanimous.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You are a twit.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Waste not, want not.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I love winter in Brazil.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.

Can I make a home?

You are my father.

Did you eat yesterday?

We need to make a plan.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I feel cynical.

Don't upset your father, not now.

We should hide.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

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