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The first thing to consider is safety.
Who left an ukulele in the outhouse?
You're going to need a spatula.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
We need to help each other.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs his own room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Please, stop shouting.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Get ready to run.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
How dare you smile at me!
I have needs.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You never say what you're thinking.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
You will always despise me.
I never could make up my mind.
Be yourself!
It was my fault that we ran out of money.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I feel emotional.
You're going down!
You need it.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
You should write to your mother.
Winners don't quit
No one can ever know that I was here.
Someone's listening.
Buying a house is like doing renovations...
Don't wait to be asked.
We're ghosts.
You should vote.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This looks edible.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are so mean to me.
We've only got one bullet.
I'm a ghost.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'll watch.
Take the money and leave.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I've reported it to the press.
I heard laughter coming from the office.
Your lips have turned grey.
I know more than you realise.
I volunteer as tribute!
Hey, watch me leave.
Appearances can be deceptive.
I want you to be intent.
Your nose has turned orange.
I want that snake out of my room!
You are my sunshine.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You're going to need a knife.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
Good night!
Hand me the pickle.
I'm trying to win.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I'm the greatest ventriloquist who ever lived.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I see you every day.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Open the curtains.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a kebab.
A girl needs her friends.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I want you to love me.
It's giving me grief.
Leave it outside.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Please, stop laughing.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I feel passionate.
Get ready for this.
I have the knife.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Who left a croissant in the attic?
You never have time for me.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I should go to the police.
You are a hero.
Sound the alarm!
Can I make a contribution?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You should listen to your father.
I love spring in England.
I'll open it.
Did you fart yesterday?
My life is a mystery.
You monster!
It's not safe.
We're alone in the universe.
Delivery!
You're crazy!
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
You're a ghost.
We're going to need a weaver.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Be better!
I have to tell you about Saturday.
We're the same person.
This room is haunted.
Dare to dream
I want that chicken out of my room!
Let's go
You are my love.
You hate me.
We need to order pizza.
A boy needs confidence.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Your cheeks have turned green.
You are morbid.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take the drink and die.
Leave it alone.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I'm the best hypnotist on this planet
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
We've only got one hope.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You are not my son.
I love summer in Canada.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Stop, in the name of love.
I am going to the party.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Ha-cha-cha.
When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.
Fears are like spaghetti...
Throw me the guitar.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You broke it.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I see you are thinking.
I'll sit on it.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
This room is shrinking.
You're magnificent.
You're going to need a lot of help.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I want that swan out of my life!
It was your fault that the train was late.
Open the door.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
We're gods.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
I could never love you.
My love, it's beautiful.
Who left an umbrella in the guest room?
You never smile.
Did you get lucky at work?
This is a fine mess
I have time.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
A girl needs confidence.
Patience is a virtue
You could never need me.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Sorry, I have to take this.
I never killed anyone.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
Leave it to the professionals.
We are fascinated.
You are not my type.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Throw it here.
This room is unstable.
When I was little, I wanted to be an inventor.
How much influence do you have?
I see you came prepared.
I'm trying to care.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are an idiot.
You want it.
Good luck!
Why do you love me, so much?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hey, watch me smile.
I love winter in India.
I'm weird.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I know where you were.
You're a god.
I am going to the wedding.
You should listen to your mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
This looks great.
Take the money and go.
I have the letter.
You made me cry on purpose.
I have a secret.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I'm the only farmer on this planet
I bet you know why I'm worried.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I want that octopus out of my life!
This is a day to remember
It's not appropriate.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I feel humble.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
You are not my conscience.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
You deserve this
I never gave up hope.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
You should hide.
A girl needs her grandfather.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Please, remain silent.
Who left a wine in the bedroom?
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to be relaxed.
Good grief!
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You're going to need a cartoonist.
I need to tell you about the barn.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can offer you a job.
You are cruel.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to listen to me.
Getting married is like opening a gate...
Show me the shovel.
I see you smiling.
I want you to stop loving me.
We've only got one of these.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I am going to Easter.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Let's get it
It's time to make lunch.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
We need to stay.
Someone's watching us.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I never wanted this.
Your face has turned blue.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I should pay the bill.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Don't fool around.
I love fall in Antarctica.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
A boy needs money.
You should find your father.
You're lucky.
I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.
Take the drink and go.
Just breathe
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want you to read to me.
I can offer you a good price.
Who left a grape juice in the lobby?
How dare you look at me!
You are an inspiration.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Be safe!
I will always hate you.
This looks bad.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I've reported it to Interpol.
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
You're going to need a butcher.
I have the card.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
It's time to pack your bags.
We need to eat.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to stop smelling me.
My life is cursed.
You found it.
I'm a god.
Get ready, or get out.
No one can ever know that you survived.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Can I make a cake?
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
A girl needs her father.
I'm the worst beekeeper who ever lived.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm special.
We are serene.
This is a fine ship
Show me the bratwurst.
I want you to be uninhibited.
Am I dead, or not?
It's not tight enough.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Give it here.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You should ask your mother.
I know what to do.
Please, come in.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm going to need a wrench.
I can offer you a wine.
How dare you laugh at me!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This looks odd.
You could never want me.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
You won't find it.
Did you fart last night?
I feel positive.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I want that eagle out of my room!
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
No one suspects a thing
You're going to pay!
When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Can I make joy?
I've reported it to the President.
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
I want you to clean up after me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I love spring in Brazil.
I am greedy.
We should vote.
You should call your mother.
I'm going to need a cook.
Be careful!
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are a thief.
It's not mine.
Please, stay where you are.
I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.
A boy needs his mother.
I want to tell you about the beer.
You never stop to think.
I want you to be sanctimonious.
Take the piano and die.
Leave it here.
I'm the greatest poet on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Give me the sandwich.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
We need to make better decisions.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Can I make an igloo?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I'll get it.
You can't have it.
It's almost over
It's time to go to bed.
I see you for who you are.
This looks familiar.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
We should go to the police.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want that scorpion out of my room!
Please, listen to me.
This is a stick up.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want you to look at me.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Don't just stand there.
My life is over.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
I want you to document my trip to England.
I have lost the will to live.
It's not going to fit.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I want you.
Who left a wrench in the sauna?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I am going to the funeral.
When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Someone's coming this way.
I'm going to need a saw.
When the lights go out, hide.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Did you fart at work?
Stop, in the name of the law.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I heard a noise coming from the control room.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You devil!
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I want that crow out of my car!
Today is the day
It was my fault that Dad fell down the well.
I love winter in Ireland.
You can have it.
I want you to be solemn.
You're going to need a lot of water.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I want you to help me.
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Throw me the spatula.
I knew you could survive.
I volunteer to go!
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Take this for luck.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You are not my father.
You never sing anymore.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I have the will.
This room is bugged.
Who left a fly in the outhouse?
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Please, stop smoking.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You could never fascinate me.
I'm going to need a judge.
I never hurt anybody.
I have to tell you about the sphinx.
Your ears have turned brown.
I feel daring.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I'm trying to help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.
You're going to need a shovel.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
A girl needs a job.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
Give me the banana.
Open the window.
Maybe no one will notice
You angel!
Can I make the world better?
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I want you to be regretful.
Let's play
I want you to betray me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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