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I bet you know why I'm tired.
You're lucky.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Why do you love me, so much?
You could never hate me.
I know what to do.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Take the money and leave.
Can I make sushi?
Leave it outside.
Don't fool around.
I never killed anyone.
It's not for sale.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Give me the shovel.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are so mean to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
You monster!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
I have the time.
A boy needs his friends.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You're a god.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Sound the alarm!
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Be yourself!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I've reported it to mother.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This looks edible.
Am I dead, or not?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This room is shrinking.
You are the best person I have ever met.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Your eyes have turned orange.
I'm the greatest baker who ever lived.
You're under arrest!
I am going to Easter.
You are my sunshine.
We need to fight.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Take this and pray.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
You made me cry on purpose.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I'm trying to leave.
Throw it here.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
It's time to go.
I volunteer myself!
This is the worst time to be here.
We're going to need a firefighter.
Let's watch TV!
My life matters.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
We've only got one option.
I have powers.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We're the same person.
You could never despise me.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You should find your mother.
I'm lucky.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
When I was little, I wanted to be a thief.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is a fine ship
Don't just stand there.
Time to shine
I love spring in Antarctica.
I want you to help me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Open the door.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This looks peculiar.
I see you every day.
Time is like a violin...
You are overimaginative.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Good grief!
You are not my favourite.
Please, stop laughing.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Get ready to run.
I want you.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
Laughing is good for the soul.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I'm a god.
I knew you could live like this.
I want to tell you about Friday.
No one can ever know what we did.
Show me the fork.
You are so kind to me.
You are a genius.
I'll keep guard.
This is the right time to be amused.
I know math.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Did you get lucky today?
It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
It's not going to fit.
I'm the best poet who ever lived.
I can offer you a chai.
I want you to betray me.
I never gave up hope.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Hey, watch me dance.
A boy needs his grandmother.
You never listen.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You found it.
Patience is a virtue
Take the drink and go.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Put it here.
Leave it until morning.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
You're going to need a mobster.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
Who left a chair in the bedroom?
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
We need to make better decisions.
I feel sentimental.
I can't find my goldfish anywhere.
Hand me the doll.
This is a fine mess
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Your ears have turned spotted.
This looks great.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
You are a liar.
You're amazing!
I'm a ghost.
I love winter in China.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
You devil!
I hate you.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Let's play
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
I need to tell you about the margarita.
I have faith.
We're cursed.
A girl needs love.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Darling, it's so expensive.
We are antisocial.
Be safe!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We're ghosts.
Take the piano and leave.
You should call your mother.
I am going to the funeral.
You know it.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You are not my conscience.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Your nose has turned white.
We're going to need a cheesemaker.
You could never fascinate me.
I want you to stop following me.
I can offer you a Guinness.
I want you to be organized.
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
Your fears are like marshmallows...
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
When the lights go out, remain calm.
You angel!
Get ready for this.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Someone's watching us.
I just want a punch. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only flight attendant who ever lived.
It's not easy.
I've reported it to the police.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I volunteer as tribute!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to document my trip to America.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Good luck!
Don't change horses in midstream.
I have to tell you about the minotaur.
You are my son.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I see you came prepared.
Did you eat at work?
We're going to need a fork.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Life is like a mountain...
I love spring in Germany.
Who left a banana in the bathroom?
I never hurt anybody.
You burned it on purpose.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This looks suspicious.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I heard a noise coming from the closet.
How much luck do you have?
You're really something!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
How dare you look at me!
A girl needs her space.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Leave it here.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You are a poet.
Dying is like taking medicine...
We're going to need a terrorist.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Please, listen to me.
We need to make a plan.
I can offer you a lemonade.
You're cursed.
I should vote.
I feel cross.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You are so nice to me.
Can I make art?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
My life is cursed.
I want you to be forgetful.
You should disown your mother.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
Let's get it
Delivery!
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I know who you are.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
I never really lived.
Be careful!
My love, it's delicious.
I am going to Christmas.
I'm the only zookeeper who ever lived.
This room is unstable.
This is a day to remember
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Hey, watch me move.
You want it.
I want you to kill me.
I have the card.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
Dammit, who left a turtle in the bedroom?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I love fall in Japan.
We need to play.
Hand me the wrench.
You should vote.
You're crazy.
Did you fart yesterday?
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Please, stop doing that.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Love makes the world go round.
Take the money and die.
I want that hippopotamus out of my car!
You are a handsome devil.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I will always hate you.
Take this for luck.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I want you to stop blaming me.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
It's not in.
Good morning!
Can I make it worse?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I knew you could fix it.
Your tongue has turned grey.
You will always fascinate me.
You are my inspiration.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You never do what I want.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
No one can ever know that I like you
I'm the only pirate on this planet
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You should think about this.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I have to tell you about the pickle.
You broke it.
I want you to marry me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
We've only got one life.
I never loved you.
I feel tearful.
You are so good to me.
Justice is like a multi-choice quiz...
You are a thief.
Take the piano and go.
We need to unite.
I want you to be skeptical.
I can offer you a job.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Please, give me that.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
It's giving me hope.
I see you know what to do.
I love winter in Australia.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are secretive.
No one can ever know that you survived.
When the party starts, remain calm.
Who left an egg nog in the dining room?
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Just breathe
Your face has turned spotted.
I'll get it.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
We're going to need a priest.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I'm the greatest actor who ever lived.
I can't find my smoothie anywhere.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Friendship is like a beach...
Can I make soup?
Plug it in here.
I have to tell you about the water.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want that shark out of my house!
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Take this with you.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You never call me.
My life is over.
I want you to be dedicated.
Hey, watch me leave.
You lost it.
Open sesame.
Throw me the skateboard.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I can offer you a good price.
Still waters run deep.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I love fall in America.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You will always need me.
I feel frivolous.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
This room is haunted.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You're going to need a saw.
Please, stop shouting.
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
Did you get lucky at work?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want you to stop me.
Can I make the bed?
Leave it to the professionals.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I know what happened.
Someone's locked the door.
I'll open it.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
It's giving me a headache.
A boy needs love.
Let's eat
Show no mercy
Give it here.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Don't get too close.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I heard weeping coming from the bedroom.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I want you to be cultured.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You're crazy!
I'm the worst waiter who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want that lion out of my life!
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Beauty is only skin deep.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
We're insignificant.
When I was little, I wanted to be a spin doctor.
We are boisterous.
I love winter in Spain.
You're a ghost.
I can't find my beer anywhere.
This room is bugged.
I never listened.
We need to open it.
How dare you smile at me!
It's time to make lunch.
This looks odd.
I'll sit on it.
It's giving me an error message.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Open the bottle.
Who left a muffin in the outhouse?
Your cheeks have turned purple.
Please, don't take that.
A girl needs her grandfather.
We're going to need a hammer.
I want you to read to me.
You despise me.
You are not my father.
Reading is good for the soul.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want that pig out of my house!
I feel lonely.
You can do this
You are an inspiration.
Can I make laughter?
I can offer you a hot dog.
I have lost the will to live.
I bet you know why I'm here.
We're going to need a jeweler.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I want to tell you about the elf.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I have the poem.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You never sing anymore.
To the victor go the spoils.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I love spring in India.
I want you to hold me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Leave it alone.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I'll wait here.
Someone's having a bad day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Show me the icecream.
You can have it.
A girl needs a job.
It's time to pack your bags.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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