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I'll be here, if you need me.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I'm the only linguist on this planet

I've reported it to the press.

Take the drink and leave.

You're under arrest!

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

Your face has turned grey.

How dare you laugh at me!

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a shovel.

You are so kind to me.

Dancing is good for the soul.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Please, remain silent.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I am disciplined.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

The best things in life are free.

I'm a god.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I heard a noise coming from the cell.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You're crazy.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

We're gods.

A girl needs confidence.

Don't fool around.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

You are my favourite.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Someone's having a bad day.

You will always need me.

Good night!

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Can I make a movie?

I am going to Easter.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Whoop-whoop.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's not tight enough.

You are not my type.

I have 20-20 vision.

I can offer you a hot dog.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I know where you were.

It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You angel!

We need to order pizza.

Getting married is like eating toast...

We've only got one hope.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Take this with you.

Hey, watch me move.

This looks wrong.

How dare you smile at me!

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I see you let yourself in.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Time flies.

No one can ever know the truth.

I'll open it.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

You should make peace with your mother.

Who left a kangaroo in the attic?

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I want you to inspire me.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Hand me the saw.

Did you eat while I was away?

I love spring in Brazil.

We're the same person.

I want you to stop following me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want that seagull out of my room!

You're going to need a director.

Leave it alone.

I want you to be wishful.

You broke it.

Your hopes are like chocolate...

I bet you know why I'm here.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

We're special.

You are eloquent.

I'm the worst playwright on this planet

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

You made me cry on purpose.

We're going to need a can opener.

Let's watch TV!

It was my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

Delivery!

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I have the poem.

My life is cursed.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Give it here.

You never stop to think.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Sound the alarm!

I can offer you a job.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I know the future.

This is a fine ship

Take this and pray.

This looks nice.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You should ask your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I have faith.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I want to tell you about the banana.

We're ghosts.

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...

I never could make up my mind.

Take the drink and go.

You are a thief.

You're amazing!

It's time to go.

I want you to look at me.

You love me.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the President.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

Who left a skateboard in the waiting room?

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

You burned it on purpose.

I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.

I knew you could open it.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

Let's eat

You won't find it.

I want you to be agonized.

I'm going to need a sniper.

We've only got one life.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I love summer in Germany.

You are not my son.

Please, stop laughing.

You are my only hope.

I see you have done this before.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You're going to need a fork.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I'm the worst webmaster on this planet

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Open the window.

Throw me the umbrella.

We need to help each other.

I'll watch.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

When the party starts, hide.

Your nose has turned green.

Take this for luck.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

A boy needs boundaries.

I want you to kill me.

I know more than you realise.

Why do you love me, so much?

You're a ghost.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Take the money and die.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Someone's coming this way.

Leave it to the professionals.

All's well that ends well

This room is haunted.

You never listen.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I feel amused.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I love you.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You're never going to get away with this!

You should ask your mother.

You are so good to me.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

I want to tell you about the muffin.

It's time to pack your bags.

Be safe!

I love fall in Spain.

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

I heard laughter coming from the basement.

Virtue is its own reward.

I want that giraffe out of my life!

I volunteer to eat it!

I can offer you a good price.

Fears are like marshmallows...

You know it.

I am rebellious.

Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make a deal?

Open your heart.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

We've only got one option.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

Throw it here.

I want you to stop loving me.

Who left a diet Pepsi in the library?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Let's watch the game

I bet you know why I'm alone.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beautician.

I'm special.

This looks odd.

I can offer you a coffee.

I have a secret.

Someone's in here.

Take the piano and go.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'll help.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Get ready, or get out.

I want you to kiss me.

Just be yourself

It's not heavy.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Your face has turned orange.

Show me the screwdriver.

I know math.

A girl needs a job.

I am going to the wedding.

We need to stop.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Hey, watch me smile.

It's your fault that the cat died.

You monster!

We're going to need a singer.

We should vote.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

I see you smiling.

I love autumn in China.

I knew you could turn things around.

Leave it here.

You are a poet.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the well.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

Don't ask any questions.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You need me.

Getting married is like going to the beach...

Am I dead, or not?

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

I'm the greatest radiologist on this planet

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You're going to pay!

This is a stick up.

You should protect your mother.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I never really lived.

A boy needs discipline.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You are my love.

Good morning!

I know what happened.

Who left a spring-roll in the dungeon?

Please, stop crying.

I want you to stop tickling me.

My love, it's so juicy.

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to be tenacious.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I'll get ready.

I see you for who you are.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

This room is bugged.

We're magnificent.

Your lips have turned red.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Take the money and leave.

I have the card.

I could never despise you.

Give me the apple.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Hey, watch me dance.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to clean up after me.

Just breathe

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

This is the worst time to be here.

Friendship is like a mountain...

I love summer in China.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Get ready to dance.

I volunteer as tribute!

I want that whale out of my room!

I'm trying to understand.

My life means nothing.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I knew you could survive.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Who left a daiquiri in the basement?

How much luck do you have?

I want you to be political.

This looks interesting.

When I was little, I wanted to be a publisher.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's so shiny.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Did you fart today?

Hand me the icecream.

You hate me.

We need to stay.

It's not easy.

You devil!

I'm the best sniper on this planet

We are individualistic.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I knew you could live like this.

Open sesame.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I see you are thinking.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

You are an inspiration.

I'm trying to believe you.

Leave it outside.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

Someone's locked the door.

I feel guilty.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to be sarcastic.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

You never call me.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Who left a rabbit in the wine cellar?

This looks bad.

My love, it's so expensive.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know what we did.

I can offer you a fishcake.

You're a god.

Can I make finger puppets?

It's giving me grief.

I'm going to need a baker.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I love summer in America.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I need you.

Just try not to cry

I'm lucky.

Ha-cha-cha.

You despise me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

It's time to make lunch.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Did you fart at work?

I have the gun.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Your tongue has turned green.

I feel crazy.

My life is a mystery.

I want that fox out of my car!

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I am going to the funeral.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Can I make it better?

You are bright.

A girl needs love.

Less said, soon mended.

Let's dance

Who left a Heineken in the attic?

I should think about this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Be careful!

I want you to be malicious.

I can offer you a kebab.

We're weird.

I want you to betray me.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to save you.

Your ears have turned brown.

I'm the worst bonecarver who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I volunteer to go!

Why do you hate me, so much?

It's not open.

Plug it in here.

We're going to need a shovel.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I want that kitten out of my room!

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

You never sing anymore.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're crazy!

You could never need me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Good luck!

I can't find my elephant anywhere.

Someone's watching us.

Can I make a statement?

This is the right time to be angry.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I love spring in Canada.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

I heard a noise coming from the living room.

We need to play.

Let's play

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Dammit, who left a spoon in the dungeon?

When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.

A girl needs her father.

I want you to be enthusiastic.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I can offer you an icecream.

I'm going to need a monk.

I'm a ghost.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I am organized.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

You need it.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Open the door.

It takes two to tango.

You are not my conscience.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Did you fart just now?

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You deserve this

I've reported it to mother.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

Get ready to die.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You are so mean to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goatherd.

Don't get too close.

I need to tell you about the wizard.

Open it here.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

I volunteer myself!

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Who left a wine in the bathroom?

You could never love me.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I want you to be unbelieving.

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