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I know where you were.

I'll listen.

Good grief!

I knew you could survive.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You never have time for me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a knife.

This looks great.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are not my father.

How dare you laugh at me!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to cook for me.

My life means nothing.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

Put it here.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

We're ghosts.

I can offer you a good price.

I want that bird out of my car!

I've reported it to the press.

Time is money.

I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.

I'm a god.

Leave it to the professionals.

Take the piano and leave.

You're going to pay!

Please, lie down.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I should think about this.

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

You are so good to me.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I am going to the grand opening.

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

It's time to brush your teeth.

I'm alone in the universe.

How much time do you have?

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I have the time.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to stop following me.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to be driven.

Open sesame.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are my mother.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Delivery!

It's giving me a headache.

I love spring in Australia.

Get ready for this.

No one can ever know that I was here.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You're going to need a fork.

I volunteer to eat it!

I want you to marry me.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You angel!

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

You are not my daughter.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I never really lived.

You are lucky.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I will always hate you.

Let's drink

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Open it here.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You should protect your mother.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Take this and pray.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Please, stand.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

I feel deceitful.

Who left a hammer in the wardrobe?

You're going to need a singer.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

You won't find it.

We need to play.

Be safe!

You never sing anymore.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

I see you have done this before.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

You're a ghost.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Sound the alarm!

This looks nice.

Leave it alone.

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to betray me.

Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...

I want you to be antisocial.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Why do you tease me, so much?

Someone's watching us.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I knew you could live like this.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Give me the sandwich.

I'm crazy.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

This is a fine mess

I want you to stop loving me.

A boy needs his grandfather.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

This room is unstable.

You are so kind to me.

I never gave up hope.

Good luck!

Your nose has turned yellow.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I know math.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

It's not working.

Can I make lemonade?

I can offer you a tea.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I will always love you.

Fear is like a guitar...

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

You could never despise me.

I'm trying to leave.

I feel shy.

This looks interesting.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Your ears have turned blue.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You should write to your mother.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

Be yourself!

I heard a noise coming from the armory.

I love fall in India.

I have powers.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Darling, it's beautiful.

I'm cursed.

How dare you smile at me!

Getting married is like gardening...

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Today is the day

Someone's listening.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Hey, watch me smile.

I am sweet.

You are my favourite.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Am I dead, or not?

I can't find my boat anywhere.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I know what to do.

It's not the right size.

Please, stop doing that.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Can I make peace?

Show me the screwdriver.

This is a stick up.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

It's time to go to bed.

We're the same person.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Pride comes before a fall.

Who left a mojito in the lobby?

Cooking is all I can manage now.

My life is over.

When the bell rings, start crying.

We're alone in the universe.

You lost it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I want you to stop looking at me.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You're a god.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I'm going to need a spoon.

I love winter in Spain.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Get ready to dance.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Open the curtains.

I am going to the party.

I want you to be procrastinating.

We've only got one bullet.

You never take me seriously.

I know the future.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You can do this

I can't find my diet Pepsi anywhere.

I'm the greatest pickpocket who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

You made me cry on purpose.

It's not in.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to win.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Drop it here.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I never wanted to die.

Please, sit down.

You're really something!

Leave it here.

This is a day to remember

You devil!

I want you to kiss me.

I have the will.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I want that scorpion out of my car!

Did you fart this morning?

Dying is like making a cake...

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You are a godsend.

I love you.

You despise me.

This is the worst time to be here.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

Get ready, or get out.

We should hide.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

A boy needs boundaries.

You should make peace with your mother.

Just try not to cry

Can I make pizza?

We need to open it.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

You are authoritarian.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I see you know what to do.

Let's dance

I bet you know why I'm here.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the chapel.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

Please, stay where you are.

I have money.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You're going to need a dogcatcher.

Hide in plain sight.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

My life matters.

I can't find my punch anywhere.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

My love, it's delicious.

Get ready to laugh.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

I need to tell you about the apple.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's giving me hope.

I volunteer as tribute!

You are my everything.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to kill me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Take the drink and leave.

This is the right time to be here.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm the greatest busker who ever lived.

We're gods.

Someone's coming this way.

I feel invulnerable.

I love winter in Canada.

Throw me the candy-bar.

We're magnificent.

Can I make an impression?

Good morning!

Don't wait to be asked.

Did you get lucky just now?

This room is bugged.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

No one can ever know how we did it.

My life is cursed.

I see you every day.

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

You should ask for more money.

I never loved you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

A boy needs his mother.

I have to tell you about Thursday.

It's not right.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

You're going to need a court jester.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I want that snail out of my life!

This looks wrong.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Let's get it

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Ha-cha-cha.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I need to tell you about the another dimension.

Luck is like a mountain...

Be careful!

I want you to clean up after me.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to be thoughtless.

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Please, stop crying.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I'm a ghost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Who left a Fanta in the garage?

My love, it's dead.

It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

It's your fault that the crops died.

I'm the only fashion designer on this planet

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I feel eager.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's almost over

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

We're cursed.

You dropped it.

I've reported it to the President.

You should quit.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

Your face has turned green.

You're going to need a police officer.

Good night!

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have the card.

We need to help each other.

Did you fart while I was away?

It's time to make lunch.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I want that chicken out of my room!

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

No one can ever know that you survived.

A girl needs her father.

Take the money and go.

I can offer you a cracker.

You are not my favourite.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I never killed anyone.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a rabbi.

I'll open it.

I feel confident.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I want you to be maternal.

You're never going to get away with this!

You're going to need a lot of money.

We need to stop.

I heard laughter coming from the classroom.

I want to tell you about Friday.

You are enervated.

This looks odd.

Can I make mistakes?

A person is known by the company they keep.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I'm going to need a botanist.

A boy needs money.

I volunteer to go!

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You are a handsome devil.

You should start a business.

This room is shrinking.

Who left a duck in the lobby?

I need to tell you about the the moon.

Please, stop smoking.

You broke it.

Your cheeks have turned red.

I never listened.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I have faith.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

We've only got one of these.

I feel humiliated.

You are my sunshine.

Let's go

You are so mean to me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You're insignificant.

Throw it here.

I'm the worst magician on this planet

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to hold me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I knew you could make up your mind.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Don't ask any questions.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

You monster!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

Success is like a violin...

You never do what I want.

Hey, watch me leave.

We need to stay.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are a genius.

It was my fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

I never could make up my mind.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Stop, in the name of love.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Hand me the sandwich.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I love fall in Germany.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Who left a spoon in the classroom?

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Can I make an igloo?

Laughter is the best medicine.

Please, don't touch that.

You should make peace with your father.

I want you to look at me.

Your face has turned orange.

You can't have it.

I'm weird.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We are fixed.

You're going to need a detective.

I've reported it to the police.

Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

I can offer you a coffee.

You're coming with me!

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Someone's having a bad day.

You are not my conscience.

This is a fine ship

I feel ecstatic.

I'll get ready.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I want you to be inconsiderate.

I volunteer myself!

You burned it on purpose.

I love autumn in Brazil.

I see you for who you are.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Did you fart just now?

It's going to be okay

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I'm trying to care.

I am going to Christmas.

It's time to pack your bags.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I knew you could fix it.

We need to order pizza.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

You are not my type.

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