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I want to tell you about the beekeeper.
I've reported it to the press.
Don't wait to be asked.
Good morning!
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Today is the day
I want you to hold me.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Sound the alarm!
A girl needs her own room.
How dare you smile at me!
You're weird.
I will always despise you.
I should quit.
You're going to need a wrench.
Leave it to the professionals.
Who left a seagull in the cloakroom?
No one can ever know the truth.
I can offer you a good price.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
I have a secret.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Hey, watch me dance.
You're a god.
You could never fascinate me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Please, give me that.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are so nice to me.
I heard laughter coming from the barn.
I am going to the funeral.
I want that moose out of my life!
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
I want you to be repugnant.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I volunteer to go!
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Let's dance
I feel pathetic.
Take the drink and leave.
It's not going to fit.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Can I make history?
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Be better!
I can offer you a cranberry juice.
Someone's having a bad day.
I have the poem.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You're really something!
We're gods.
Leave it here.
You are my mother.
Am I dead, or not?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You never stop to think.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Give me the umbrella.
I want you to inspire me.
I love summer in Spain.
This room is haunted.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I will always love you.
Get ready, or get out.
Delivery!
When I was little, I wanted to be a fishmonger.
Patience is a virtue
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
I never loved you.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
Leave it until morning.
How dare you laugh at me!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is a fine ship
Who left a guitar in the wardrobe?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
We need to fight.
You are a thief.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are meticulous.
Stop, in the name of the law.
If you don't want it, put it back.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
It's time to pack your bags.
My love, it's so expensive.
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
I knew you could fix it.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I have to tell you about the beer.
I'm lucky.
I want you to be extreme.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Take the money and die.
You should disown your mother.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
You're a ghost.
Please, sit down.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
You are my father.
I want you to marry me.
We've only got one chance.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I volunteer to eat it!
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Good grief!
I know who you are.
You are not my type.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I have needs.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
You should think about this.
You broke it.
You could never need me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
It's not tight enough.
You're going to pay!
This is a stick up.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I see you came prepared.
Alright, who left a bike in the office?
Take this and pray.
Leave it outside.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I have the card.
Hand me the fork.
You are a godsend.
Be careful!
I feel bewildered.
This looks bad.
I am going to the wedding.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Your eyes have turned brown.
Let's go
I'm a god.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Can I make sense?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I've reported it to mother.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
This room is bugged.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Pain is like a guitar...
I knew you could see it through.
I love spring in Brazil.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
You are not my son.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want that wolf out of my room!
I know more than you realise.
Your nose has turned black.
You are so good to me.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I love you.
I have faith.
I'm the best chef on this planet
Get ready to die.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You monster!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You made me cry on purpose.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a spelunker.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bonecarver.
Open your heart.
You want it.
This is the right time to be happy.
I am going to the grand opening.
We need to play.
I am empty.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Why do you love me, so much?
It's time to go.
Okay, who left a giraffe in the living room?
I see you know what to do.
I want you to be moody.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Can I make it easier?
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Time to shine
No one can ever know that you killed him.
My life means nothing.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Plug it in here.
Good luck!
I need to tell you about the Bud Light.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...
We're ghosts.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Don't just stand there.
I'm a ghost.
I know what happened.
I want that duck out of my life!
Redemption is like a canvas...
You devil!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Get ready for this.
Let's drink
I'm magnificent.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I'm the only guru who ever lived.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's not dead.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I love fall in Switzerland.
This is a day to remember
You could never love me.
It's giving me an error message.
I could never hate you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Your ears have turned white.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me smile.
Alright, who left a bike in the armory?
You should ask your father.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
You are an inspiration.
Darling, it's alive.
Leave it alone.
I have money.
Someone's locked the door.
This looks edible.
My life is a mystery.
Don't get too close.
Your nose has turned brown.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
Drop it here.
Please, stay where you are.
I'm going to need a wrench.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Can I make up?
Ha-cha-cha.
Show me the skateboard.
I know math.
You burned it on purpose.
We're alone in the universe.
I can offer you a beer.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Take this with you.
I'll listen.
We are faithful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
You can't have it.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
I feel assertive.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You're going to need a lot of help.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You could never hate me.
I have the time.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
You never smile.
I'm the greatest sleuth on this planet
Dammit, who left a burger in the bedroom?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
This looks nice.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to clean up after me.
A boy needs his space.
I can offer you a cocktail.
Accidents will happen.
I need to tell you about the bonecarver.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I see you have done this before.
You should quit.
Open it here.
I'm going to need a librarian.
I've reported it to the police.
You are my inspiration.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
We're the same person.
You're crazy!
I never felt so alone.
You are an artist.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Can I make breakfast?
My love, it's dead.
You could never want me.
You are closed off.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
We need to make out.
I want that dinosaur out of my life!
Take the money and leave.
I want you.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You never take me seriously.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop tickling me.
A girl needs boundaries.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I feel dirty.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
You should call your father.
Grief divided is made lighter.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I want to tell you about the party.
I want you to listen to me.
You are not my conscience.
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I want you to be unprincipled.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You're insignificant.
I'm going to need a fork.
I'm the greatest bricklayer who ever lived.
It's not yours.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Okay. Just do what I do.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Someone's in here.
I need to tell you about the candy-bar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Who left a Guinness in the cell?
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm going.
We need to make a plan.
I see you are thinking.
Get ready to run.
It's giving me grief.
Be yourself!
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Stop, in the name of love.
We're going to need an assassin.
My life is cursed.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
Please, stop doing that.
I can't find my burger anywhere.
I want you to stop me.
I love fall in Australia.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I feel content.
I want that yak out of my life!
Can I make joy?
Hey, watch me move.
Darling, it's so juicy.
It's not easy.
I'm weird.
I knew you could open it.
Just try not to cry
You never do what I want.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
Reading is good for the soul.
Someone's watching us.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
We're going to need a spoon.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Take the piano and go.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I never listened.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to be unpredicatable.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
I volunteer myself!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Let's get it
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
You are articulate.
You're going to need a scientist.
Okay, who left a hot dog in the lounge room?
You're under arrest!
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
You are my sunshine.
I'll open it.
I could never love you.
Your lips have turned brown.
You despise me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I want you to stop loving me.
A girl needs confidence.
I'm no good.
I want to tell you about Monday.
You're going to need a can opener.
Just breathe
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
You are so kind to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I feel extravagant.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Alright, who left a screwdriver in the library?
I want you to be sharing.
Throw me the spatula.
I want that squirrel out of my car!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We need to unite.
I'm the worst mechanic on this planet
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of glue.
You should vote.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I know what to do.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You lost it.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I'm trying to help.
I'm alone in the universe.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I see you every day.
We are sentimental.
Open the bottle.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Who left a wolf in the bathroom?
I never gave up hope.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I love winter in Ireland.
I can offer you a whiskey.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Take this with water.
We've only got one life.
I want that chipmunk out of my room!
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You're going to need a spoon.
We're going to need a pilot.
I should pay the bill.
I want you to be erratic.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.
I'm the best minister on this planet
You never call me.
Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...
Can I make peace?
Did you eat just now?
A boy needs confidence.
You're crazy.
You will always hate me.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It's not alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Your lips have turned stripey.
No one can ever know what we did.
I see you let yourself in.
Who left a spatula in the laundry?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
This is a fine mess
I'm trying to save you.
Open the window.
I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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