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You're never going to get away with this!
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You should write to your father.
I knew you could make up your mind.
My love, it's so shiny.
We've only got one of these.
We're the same person.
I have the time.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Get ready to laugh.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You never do what I want.
Someone's locked the door.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I never wanted to die.
You devil!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I'm trying to forgive you.
Stop, in the name of love.
Let's eat
He was unconscious when I found him.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I see you are thinking.
I want you to marry me.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I'm a ghost.
It was my fault that the train was late.
I want you to be frugal.
I volunteer to go!
Can I make music?
Please, come closer.
Take the piano and die.
A girl needs love.
This looks familiar.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
We're alone in the universe.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We need to order pizza.
Open your heart.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
When I was little, I wanted to be a baker.
I am going to the party.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Your lips have turned red.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Dare to dream
I have powers.
Delivery!
This room is shrinking.
You are appalled.
I'll be here, if you need me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Fight the good fight.
I want that octopus out of my house!
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
You will always despise me.
Someone's coming this way.
You're going to need a can opener.
This is a day to remember
You angel!
Did you eat yesterday?
No one can ever know that I was here.
You should start a business.
I want to tell you about the muffin.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are not my mother.
Dating is like doing the shopping...
We're ghosts.
I can offer you a croissant.
You are a twit.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Can I make kimchi?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Sound the alarm!
You're a ghost.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
It's time to go to bed.
Let's watch the game
Open the window.
This is the worst time to be alone.
I feel threatened.
Take the piano and go.
How dare you look at me!
Take this and pray.
You should find your father.
My life is cursed.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I want you to inspire me.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
We need to eat.
I want you to be abrupt.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're no good.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
Don't fool around.
I knew you could open it.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You are so mean to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dancer.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
You're going to need a dentist.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I am dissonant.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
Please, listen to me.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I'm the worst psychiatrist on this planet
Be safe!
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
When the door opens, start crying.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I love winter in Canada.
I never hurt anybody.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
This room is bugged.
Put it here.
Your nose has turned green.
Leave it to the professionals.
This is a fine mess
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Get ready, or get out.
Who left a fork in the office?
Am I dead, or not?
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
I can offer you a job.
You should hide.
I want to tell you about the lounge room.
You need it.
I'll open it.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You are a hero.
Open the curtains.
You're coming with me!
Can I make believe?
You should ask your mother.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I know the future.
How much money do you have?
Forgiveness is like a piano...
This is the worst time to be afraid.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to kill me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Hand me the hammer.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm no good.
You never take me seriously.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that they lied to you.
Take the money and leave.
I see you let yourself in.
It's your fault that the train was late.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You are my sunshine.
You are so kind to me.
Be careful!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Hey, watch me move.
I never really lived.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
We need to stop.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I am going to Christmas.
It's not appropriate.
I've reported it to the police.
I love summer in Australia.
I feel bitter.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
My life means nothing.
Alright, who left a knife in the cloakroom?
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I want you to be youthful.
I'll help.
I have lost the will to live.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I can offer you a beer.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
I want you to stop smelling me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Show me the screwdriver.
I have the scroll.
We've only got one bullet.
I need to tell you about the Mars.
I'm the only astronaut on this planet
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
She was unconscious when I found her.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It's giving me a headache.
You're crazy.
We should think about this.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I know more than you realise.
Can I make love?
Plug it in here.
Take the drink and die.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
It's time to pack your bags.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
This looks interesting.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Take this with you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Get ready to die.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
My life is a mystery.
You burned it on purpose.
You should make peace with your father.
You can have it.
It's not for sale.
Leave it alone.
You are so nice to me.
I want you to betray me.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I volunteer to eat it!
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Throw me the doll.
I'm trying to open it.
Who left a Gatorade in the waiting room?
I'm the greatest shepherd who ever lived.
Let's get it
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I want you to be frisky.
You never sing anymore.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I've reported it to the press.
I can offer you a hot dog.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I have a secret.
You monster!
I can't find my skateboard anywhere.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
We're going to need a wrench.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
This is the perfect time to be here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I hate you.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
This looks nice.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Did you enjoy yourself today?
It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
I have to tell you about the the fort.
Why do you tease me, so much?
This room is haunted.
We're insignificant.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
No one can ever know the truth.
I feel cynical.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make it work?
I want that kitten out of my room!
We should pay the bill.
Take the piano and leave.
You should find your mother.
Your cheeks have turned red.
Good night!
My love, it's so expensive.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
I know what happened.
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
I want you to stop blaming me.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I'm the only weaver who ever lived.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
Leave it here.
How dare you smile at me!
You could never want me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be unambitious.
Don't wait to be asked.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
We're crazy.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Grief divided is made lighter.
I'm trying to care.
A girl needs her own room.
Let's drink
Winners don't quit
I heard laughter coming from the corridor.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Can I make pizza?
Throw me the carrot.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I have the letter.
I see you every day.
I'll listen.
It's not yours.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
I will always want you.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
Take the money and die.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Who left a sheep in the library?
I can't find my whiskey anywhere.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I want you to stop following me.
I'm the greatest translator who ever lived.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
I want to tell you about the hot dog.
I'm going to need a knife.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
I never wanted this.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
We should start a business.
I'm going to need a sailor.
You can't have it.
I feel hungry.
You're lucky.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
All's well that ends well.
This is a stick up.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Someone's in here.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
I want you to clean up after me.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have the gun.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I am going to the funeral.
You're crazy!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.
It's not mine.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
You are my daughter.
You should ask your father.
We're gods.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want that ant out of my house!
When I was little, I wanted to be a brewer.
I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.
Wealth is like a piano...
You're going to need a chief of police.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
Be yourself!
Take this with water.
You will always want me.
I'm the only sound technician who ever lived.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Who left a ball in the living room?
You are fascinated.
We're going to need a spatula.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
You are a handsome devil.
I want you to kiss me.
Good luck!
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You're insignificant.
I could never need you.
It has to work
I can offer you an ale.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Take the drink and go.
Please, stay where you are.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I feel lazy.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
It's not safe.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
Who left a kite in the garage?
A girl needs her mother.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
Don't ask any questions.
When I was little, I wanted to be a greengrocer.
You're going to need a shepherd.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
No one can ever know that I like you
I want that hamster out of my room!
I need to tell you about the guest room.
This room is unstable.
Did you fart last night?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
My love, it's alive.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
You're going down!
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Maybe no one will notice
I want you to be muddle-headed.
We need to open it.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
You never smile.
I'm the greatest factory worker who ever lived.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Take this for luck.
Get ready for this.
Your lips have turned grey.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
You want it.
It's giving me an error message.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
I have the knife.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You are an idiot.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Please, come in.
This looks wrong.
I am going to the wedding.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
I want to tell you about the party.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I feel old.
Show me the carrot.
Give it here.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you a good price.
We're going to need a chief of police.
This is a fine ship
You fascinate me.
I know where you were.
Don't just stand there.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You're cursed.
It's time to make lunch.
Dammit, who left a guitar in the lobby?
We are self-effacing.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Open the bottle.
Your nose has turned black.
I volunteer as tribute!
Whoop-whoop.
I want that cat out of my car!
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
How dare you laugh at me!
I see you for who you are.
My love, it's delicious.
I love fall in Australia.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Can I make it fun?
I want you to be tortured.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Learning is like opening a door...
I'll get it.
You found it.
I could never despise you.
My life is over.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I have money.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I should start a business.
Please, stop shouting.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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