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I love winter in Spain.

I want you to be trusting.

I'm weird.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are an idiot.

I have to tell you about Christmas.

Open the window.

A boy needs his friends.

I volunteer myself!

Don't wait to be asked.

I want you to stop following me.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'm a god.

Let's drink

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I feel surprised.

This room is haunted.

We're the same person.

We're going to need a gravedigger.

We should ask for more money.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

He was unconscious when I found him.

Who left a lemonade in the bedroom?

I want to tell you about the teacher.

Your face has turned brown.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

It ain't over, till it's over.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

You never smile.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Drop it here.

Learning is like turning on a light-switch...

I know more than you realise.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

I am going to Easter.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

You should disown your mother.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have faith.

How dare you laugh at me!

I've reported it to mother.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.

You devil!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I have the knife.

I want that lobster out of my house!

Someone's having a bad day.

Please, come in.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to hold me.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I'm the worst scout who ever lived.

A girl needs her space.

You are a genius.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Take this with you.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

My love, it's delicious.

Your lips have turned spotted.

I want you to be indifferent.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

You're coming with me!

This looks familiar.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We've only got one bullet.

It's giving me grief.

Open the bottle.

Pride is like a guitar...

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You are so nice to me.

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Okay. Just do what I do.

I know who you are.

We're going to need a linguist.

We're ghosts.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

This room is shrinking.

My life means nothing.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Be careful!

Good night!

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

Am I dead, or not?

Put it here.

I never killed anyone.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are well-rounded.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

How dare you look at me!

Someone's locked the door.

I'm the worst merchant who ever lived.

I heard laughter coming from the stable.

Who left a screwdriver in the outhouse?

I have lost the will to live.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

We're going to need a knife.

I want that horse out of my room!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can offer you a burger.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

You love me.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's time to pack your bags.

Please, stop doing that.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Reading is all I can manage now.

You lost it.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I have the letter.

It's not dead.

I want you to be jolly.

This looks edible.

You never call me.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Take this and pray.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Leave it to the professionals.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

This is the right time to be happy.

We're lucky.

You should ask your mother.

You're a god.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Can I make jelly?

Give me the saw.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I should vote.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I want you to inspire me.

I am positive.

You're going down!

Throw it here.

We're going to need a receptionist.

Don't ask any questions.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

My love, it's beautiful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I want you to document my trip to England.

You burned it on purpose.

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

I can't find my ale anywhere.

You are not my father.

I never loved you.

I want that panda out of my room!

You need it.

A girl needs money.

Hey, watch me leave.

Life is like a forest...

You are my son.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

It's almost over

Laughing is good for the soul.

We need to stay.

Who left a milkshake in the walk-in freezer?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

It's not ready.

I have to tell you about the the lighthouse.

Delivery!

You monster!

I am going to the grand opening.

You should hide.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Take this with water.

Get ready to laugh.

You're a ghost.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

Ha-cha-cha.

Leave it outside.

I can offer you a banana.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I feel clear-headed.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know the truth.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

I could never love you.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You could never fascinate me.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

I love spring in Antarctica.

You are a poet.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Can I make art?

I knew you could see it through.

You are sharing.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

My love, it's so juicy.

Good grief!

Someone's listening.

I see you have done this before.

Throw me the apple.

Leave it here.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I want that shark out of my car!

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I'm trying to forgive you.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

You're going to pay!

I want you to stop questioning me.

You never say what you're thinking.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

My life is cursed.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I've reported it to the President.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

Don't just stand there.

How dare you smile at me!

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

You should disown your father.

Open the door.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Be yourself!

We need to make better decisions.

Let's watch TV!

I want you to clean up after me.

I volunteer to go!

Who left a hammer in the attic?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to be astigmatic.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Get ready for this.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

This looks bad.

I feel sentimental.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Someone's in here.

I can offer you a pickle.

I see you for who you are.

You are not my favourite.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Good morning!

Let bygones be bygones.

I am cynical.

You want it.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is a fine ship

I've reported it to Interpol.

Can I make up?

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

My life is over.

You never sing anymore.

I love autumn in Australia.

Your face has turned green.

I'm the worst spy on this planet

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Take this for luck.

I never wanted this.

This room is unstable.

We're going to need a shovel.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Please, look at me.

You are an artist.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Did you get lucky at work?

Let's watch the game

You are my father.

A boy needs boundaries.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

Hey, watch me dance.

You made me cry on purpose.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Why do you tease me, so much?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to stop loving me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I need you.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

When the party starts, start crying.

You know it.

I have the card.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Reading is good for the soul.

Don't get too close.

I want you to cook for me.

Learning is like doing the shopping...

I want that rat out of my life!

You are the best person I have ever met.

I've reported it to the police.

We should think about this.

This is a day to remember

Be better!

Darling, it's so expensive.

My life matters.

Your eyes have turned red.

I'm trying to understand.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I never listened.

I knew you could fix it.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

It's giving me hope.

I'm the greatest assassin who ever lived.

You should find your mother.

I need to tell you about the the escape-pod.

Please, come closer.

Take the money and go.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Give me the candy-bar.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

A girl needs her friends.

You are a hero.

We're going to need an interrogator.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

It's not alive.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I feel energetic.

Today is the day

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make a pillow fort?

I want that pony out of my room!

Death is like a mountain...

I want you to stop tickling me.

Who left a spoon in the outhouse?

I have money.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Let's eat

This is the worst time to be angry.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I am going to the wedding.

I could never despise you.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I have the will.

You should pay the bill.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I know the future.

I'll keep guard.

I knew you could turn things around.

We need to unite.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm tired.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sprite.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

You're crazy!

Give me the fork.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

I love summer in India.

You could never love me.

You should call your father.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I feel funky.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Getting married is like making a salad...

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You found it.

I am going to Christmas.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You are not my daughter.

It's not safe.

We are clean.

Who left a hammer in the conservatory?

Darling, it's alive.

Your success is like a party...

Open it here.

I can't find my macchiato anywhere.

I'm going to need a saw.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I can offer you a whiskey.

It's giving me an error message.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

You never take me seriously.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

I know what to do.

I have the time.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Take the drink and go.

I'm crazy.

Open sesame.

I want you to be resourceful.

I will always love you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I volunteer to eat it!

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

We've only got one of these.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Let's get it

We're gods.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Maybe no one will notice

When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.

I feel indecisive.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I see you came prepared.

Please, stop crying.

Your tongue has turned white.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You will always want me.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want you to listen to me.

I can offer you a croissant.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

A girl needs confidence.

Show me the bread-stick.

It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

This room is bugged.

I can't find my apple juice anywhere.

I'm trying to believe you.

I love summer in Switzerland.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

You angel!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Take the piano and leave.

You are a thief.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't fool around.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You're cursed.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

We've only got one life.

You won't find it.

Let's play

We're going to need a wrench.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

I am going to the party.

You should make peace with your mother.

I see you smiling.

How much money do you have?

I could never hate you.

You could never want me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an electrician.

I never hurt anybody.

Who left a wine in the library?

When the lights go out, start singing.

Friendship is like a beautiful melody...

I have to tell you about Easter.

I'm the best photographer who ever lived.

It was your fault that the cat died.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

A girl needs her own room.

I can't find my daiquiri anywhere.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Your nose has turned grey.

I want you to kill me.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You are casual.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

You are my teacher.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the pantry.

Good luck!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I can offer you a spring-roll.

You are so kind to me.

I knew you could live like this.

I'm magnificent.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is a stick up.

I'm the worst gate-keeper on this planet

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Fears are like spaghetti...

We're going to need a spatula.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

I'll watch.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

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