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You're cursed.
Open sesame.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We need to go.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I know who you are.
I want you to marry me.
Please, be careful.
We're ghosts.
I love winter in England.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Someone's coming this way.
I have needs.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Dying is like gardening...
You are not my daughter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Be better!
You never stop to think.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want you to stop loving me.
I'm going to need a saw.
They know it was me
Leave it here.
I should ask for more money.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I have to tell you about the wine.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I'm a ghost.
You despise me.
I've reported it to the press.
Hope is like a violin...
You are a genius.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
This looks odd.
I want you to be efficient.
I want to tell you about Friday.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I never wanted to die.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm trying to save you.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Plug it in here.
Can I make it through?
Take the drink and die.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
Take this with you.
I want that owl out of my room!
My life matters.
I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.
Don't get too close.
This room is shrinking.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Who left a banana in the guest room?
How dare you smile at me!
You're going to need a missionary.
I want you to kill me.
We're the same person.
Please, stop doing that.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have powers.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
A leopard can't change its spots.
I am going to Christmas.
I despise you.
Your nose has turned purple.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I volunteer as tribute!
Let's go
Delivery!
It's time to brush your teeth.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You are my son.
This looks great.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
You never have time for me.
We're magnificent.
You monster!
You are so kind to me.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Did you fart this morning?
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Your eyes have turned red.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It was your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
When the bell rings, start crying.
Take the money and die.
I need to tell you about Easter.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This is a fine ship
I know what to do.
You will always fascinate me.
Give it here.
I'm trying to win.
It's going to be okay
You are a poet.
Get ready to dance.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Leave it until morning.
This room is bugged.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You made me cry on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
It's not ready.
Am I dead, or not?
I never could make up my mind.
Someone's in here.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We need to order pizza.
A girl needs her space.
I want you to kiss me.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I feel ordinary.
Let's drink
You're a god.
Nothing new under the sun.
I will always need you.
I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.
Show me the celery stick.
It's giving me grief.
It's time to go.
I heard a voice coming from the stable.
Your eyes have turned black.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You want it.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We've only got one chance.
You are so good to me.
You never do what I want.
I'm going to need a spy.
Hey, watch me leave.
You are eager.
Running for office is like eating bread...
Good night!
When the party starts, remain calm.
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
Sound the alarm!
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
We're special.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I never loved you.
You should find your mother.
We're gods.
My life is a mystery.
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
You're amazing!
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I've reported it to the President.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
It's not open.
Leave it alone.
I'll get ready.
Can I make it fun?
Take the drink and go.
You are a twit.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
This is a fine mess
Today is the day
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
You're a ghost.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Let's eat
I can offer you a sandwich.
Open the curtains.
I am going to the party.
Open it here.
Get ready for this.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I have a secret.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Please, don't move.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You broke the vase on purpose.
I love summer in India.
Your cheeks have turned yellow.
Take this and pray.
I volunteer to eat it!
This looks bad.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I'm the greatest technician who ever lived.
I want you to cook for me.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I will always want you.
You devil!
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
I'm going to need a spatula.
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Be yourself!
I can offer you a good price.
We've only got one option.
You are not my type.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Maybe no one will notice
I'm crazy.
I see you let yourself in.
Leave it to the professionals.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's not alive.
I want you to be resentful.
We're going to need an ornithologist.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are narrow-minded.
I know what happened.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Whoop-whoop.
You should write to your mother.
Still waters run deep.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I volunteer to go!
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Who left a fish in the kitchen?
When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.
I'm a god.
A boy needs love.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We need to fight.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Give me the wrench.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Take this with water.
Your face has turned orange.
This looks wrong.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You're insignificant.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Find some proof that he tricked you.
You burned it on purpose.
We've only got one life.
When the party starts, start crying.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
My love, it's delicious.
Hey, watch me smile.
Can I make chilli?
My life is cursed.
Good morning!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the pantry.
This is a day to remember
I want that monkey out of my house!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You should hide.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
You are not my son.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
You are a thief.
It's time to go to bed.
Get ready to run.
You found it.
I have to tell you about the cocktail.
This room is haunted.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Hand me the bike.
I'm going to need a police officer.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I feel relaxed.
Drop it here.
Who left a fork in the armory?
I love autumn in Switzerland.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
You will always want me.
This looks interesting.
We need to eat.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I have time.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You never listen.
I want you to stop blaming me.
When the party starts, start singing.
A boy needs his mother.
Can I make money?
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
It's not in.
Good grief!
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
We're no good.
Be careful!
Open the door.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I have to tell you about the gremlin.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
I see you know what to do.
I'm the greatest barber who ever lived.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Dating is like opening a letter...
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Don't upset your sister, not now.
This is a stick up.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Sorry, I have to take this.
We've only got one of these.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Get ready to die.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I never hurt anybody.
It's giving me hope.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I can offer you a job.
You should vote.
Your lips have turned blue.
This looks familiar.
Take the money and leave.
You are so nice to me.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I want you to be slow.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I knew you could live like this.
It was your fault that the cat died.
Show me the bagel.
No one can ever know the truth.
You're really something!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
We need to break up.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Let's dance
Alright, who left a burger in the stable?
Leave it outside.
You're no good.
You can't have it.
I want you to love me.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I heard a howl coming from the guest room.
How dare you laugh at me!
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs discipline.
No pain, no gain.
Your face has turned yellow.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want that cow out of my house!
I'll get it.
You're going to need a saw.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I feel cheerful.
I love spring in Germany.
This is the right time to be afraid.
Someone's watching us.
We've only got one bullet.
You hate me.
Learning is like making spaghetti...
I have the card.
I never wanted this.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want to tell you about the vampire.
Your lips have turned stripey.
I see you are thinking.
I am fatigued.
I want you to be easily discouraged.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
It was my fault that the party was ruined.
We need to play.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
Who left a spoon in the lounge room?
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
You're magnificent.
It's not yours.
I heard a noise coming from the pantry.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
Open the window.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I should go to the police.
I'm the best mathematician on this planet
You should ask your mother.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
When the bell rings, hide.
I'll sit on it.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Your eyes have turned grey.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I knew you could see it through.
I know the future.
Everyone has their price.
Someone's locked the door.
Can I make a cake?
I'm insignificant.
How dare you look at me!
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I could never hate you.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I've reported it to Interpol.
I love winter in Antarctica.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
You're going to need a hammer.
You are an inspiration.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that the dog died.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I want that seal out of my car!
This looks peculiar.
Show me the saw.
We should start a business.
It's not going to fit.
I have the knife.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Let's play
Who left a diet Mountain Dew in the stable?
No one will ever know
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
I am personable.
Please, come in.
I'm the worst cook who ever lived.
You should call your father.
When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Did you eat just now?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You angel!
A little of what you fancy does you good.
You are the best person I have ever met.
It's time to make lunch.
We're going to need a spoon.
Friendship is like a camera...
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You could never fascinate me.
You're alone in the universe.
I am going to the wedding.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I volunteer myself!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I feel ignorant.
We need to stay.
You never call me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I want you to be nihilistic.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I have to tell you about the the windmill.
I want that eagle out of my car!
Laughing is good for the soul.
You should call your mother.
You are my favourite.
I see you came prepared.
Take this for luck.
I have the time.
We should go to the police.
You're never going to get away with this!
You are not my favourite.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I want you to look at me.
Hand me the chicken wing.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Hopes are like chocolate...
It's not for sale.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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