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We're magnificent.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Take this with water.

You are not my father.

We need to stay.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I love you.

Take the drink and die.

You're a god.

I'll open it.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I've reported it to the police.

You monster!

This is the worst time to be happy.

You never listen.

Let's eat

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Be better!

We are injured.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I never really lived.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Hey, watch me dance.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Good luck!

No one can ever know what we did.

My love, it's so juicy.

It's time to pack your bags.

This looks suspicious.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're gods.

Can I make a show?

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I want you to read to me.

Stop, in the name of love.

You're really something!

Who left a rum and coke in the basement?

I love summer in China.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

This is a fine ship

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You are my sunshine.

We've only got one chance.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm the worst teacher on this planet

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I have to tell you about the ale.

Get ready to dance.

A girl needs a job.

When I was little, I wanted to be an imam.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me hope.

It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I feel outrageous.

Please, wait here.

I am going to the party.

Delivery!

You devil!

We're going to need a shovel.

You are not my conscience.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Take this with you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Your face has turned white.

Freedom is like a lake...

I see you have done this before.

Leave it to the professionals.

Drop it here.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I'm no good.

You will always love me.

I heard a howl coming from the control room.

You're a ghost.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I want that fly out of my house!

I've reported it to mother.

We're ghosts.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Patience is a virtue

When the lights go out, remain calm.

This room is haunted.

I want you to look at me.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I will always hate you.

You're going to need a zookeeper.

Someone's watching us.

Open the window.

I am discontented.

You can't have it.

I love autumn in England.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I have the gun.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'm trying to understand.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bank robber.

Am I dead, or not?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I have 20-20 vision.

I feel frivolous.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

It was your fault that the wig came off.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I know what happened.

Hey, watch me leave.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Can I make connections?

You are a twit.

I see you are thinking.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

I have to tell you about the croissant.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Show me the chicken wing.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

It's best to be on the safe side.

Be safe!

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

You are so nice to me.

I want that cat out of my house!

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't get too close.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This is the worst time to be amused.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Open sesame.

You are my daughter.

You should ask your mother.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This looks odd.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

You are alarmed.

Time to shine

It's not safe.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I want you to be empathetic.

When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.

How dare you smile at me!

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Your ears have turned stripey.

Take the drink and leave.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

You are a thief.

I want you to stop tricking me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You're going to need a fork.

You never smile.

Let's get it

A girl needs her mother.

Good grief!

We're the same person.

I hate you.

I love autumn in China.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I have the letter.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I see you came prepared.

My life is over.

You need it.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Leave it here.

I want you to listen to me.

I'm cursed.

I have time.

Did you fart just now?

Get ready for this.

I've reported it to the press.

Leave it until morning.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Find some proof that I fooled you.

We need to unite.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

It's time to make lunch.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I have to tell you about the centaur.

Can I make friends?

It's giving me a headache.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

This room is shrinking.

Take the piano and go.

Reading is good for the soul.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I can offer you a good price.

Show me the kite.

It's not going to fit.

Your face has turned yellow.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I'm going to need a monk.

Take this for luck.

Please, don't touch that.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

You're crazy!

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I love fall in Brazil.

I am going to Christmas.

You are so good to me.

I volunteer myself!

Fear is like a mountain...

I despise you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm the best mechanic on this planet

Let's play

I want you to marry me.

It has to work

I knew you could fix it.

When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.

You are not my mother.

I feel cautious.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

You never take me seriously.

We need to help each other.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Good morning!

I can't find my saw anywhere.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I have to tell you about the drug dealer.

Get ready to die.

Someone's coming this way.

I want that dog out of my car!

We are idiosyncratic.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

When the bell rings, hide.

This looks great.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

This is the right time to be alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You crashed the car on purpose.

Throw it here.

Hand me the skateboard.

You're amazing!

Dancing is good for the soul.

Please, stop laughing.

My life matters.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I want you to be frisky.

I'll be here, if you need me.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

How much luck do you have?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

How dare you look at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

I'm a god.

I have a secret.

Horses for courses.

We need to open it.

I'm the worst lighthouse-keeper on this planet

I volunteer to go!

Take this and pray.

This room is bugged.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Dammit, who left a horse in the office?

Sound the alarm!

I'm going to need a court jester.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You are a liar.

I love summer in Switzerland.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

It's not mine.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I knew you could live like this.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I feel odd.

You are so mean to me.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I will always love you.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

You are thoughtless.

Don't ask any questions.

Your lips have turned red.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Dating is like opening a letter...

You're insignificant.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Darling, it's dead.

Did you get lucky at work?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

We should hide.

You never have time for me.

I can't find my house anywhere.

You are my only hope.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I heard laughter coming from the pantry.

Open your heart.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I want that monkey out of my house!

I never gave up hope.

You are a godsend.

I know who you are.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You will always hate me.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Please, don't drink that.

I'm going to need a reporter.

No one can ever know the truth.

You lost it.

I love winter in China.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'll sit on it.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Just try not to cry

Why do you love me, so much?

Let's go

When I was little, I wanted to be a dancer.

I want you to clean up after me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

It's not open.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You angel!

We're going to need a hammer.

Sorry, I have to take this.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I have money.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We need to stop.

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

I need to tell you about the DJ.

I've reported it to the President.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

I am going to the grand opening.

You're cursed.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Take the piano and leave.

You never stop to think.

I'm the best artist who ever lived.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I feel courageous.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Open it here.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

It's not tight enough.

No one can ever know that I like you

Am I under arrest, or not?

I can't find my room anywhere.

Did you eat while I was away?

I know math.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Let's dance

When I was little, I wanted to be a philanthropist.

I volunteer to eat it!

You should call your mother.

I can offer you a burger.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

You dropped it.

I want that monkey out of my life!

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Don't just stand there.

If you don't want it, put it back.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

Hey, watch me smile.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to be dutiful.

Get ready to run.

We need to order pizza.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Take the piano and die.

I can offer you a job.

I knew you could see it through.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

It's going to be okay

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

You are my everything.

Let's watch TV!

Can I make the world better?

I need to tell you about Friday.

You should protect your father.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to kiss me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I know what to do.

I'm trying to save you.

Be careful!

I'm insignificant.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I want to tell you about the soda.

You are so kind to me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm the best undertaker on this planet

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

You are an inspiration.

Throw me the spring-roll.

I never could make up my mind.

I love fall in Switzerland.

You hate me.

How dare you laugh at me!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I see you know what to do.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I want you to be relaxed.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I have the poem.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

Your face has turned spotted.

Fears are like chocolate...

When the party starts, make a run for it.

We should ask for more money.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

This is the worst time to be alone.

This is a fine mess

I'm going to need a barber.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a busker.

It's not appropriate.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I'm the greatest hypnotist who ever lived.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Who left a hamster in the closet?

Please, stop smoking.

I love summer in Antarctica.

Someone's having a bad day.

It's giving me an error message.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Show me the ukulele.

I'll keep guard.

You should make peace with your father.

I need to tell you about the lobby.

Can I make magic?

Your wisdom is like a multi-choice quiz...

I want you to be hesitant.

Good night!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Running for office is like doing the shopping...

We're going to need a fork.

You want it.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I never wanted to die.

I can't find my owl anywhere.

We're insignificant.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

You're going to need a historian.

You can do this

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I have needs.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Show me the can opener.

Victory is like a movie...

Many hands make light work.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I know where you were.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

It's your fault that the cat died.

Who left a spatula in the laundry?

Hey, watch me move.

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