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Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
How dare you smile at me!
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I'm special.
Get ready for this.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
We're gods.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
We need to eat.
I want you to be folksy.
Whoop-whoop.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are a handsome devil.
You are fawning.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.
Leave it outside.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I want that tortoise out of my room!
Don't fool around.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Please, wait here.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
Good night!
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Let's watch TV!
I want to tell you about the cracker.
You're going to need a lot of help.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Can I make it happen?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Am I under arrest, or not?
I heard a sound coming from the control room.
You should protect your father.
You're a ghost.
Any port in a storm.
I have money.
This room is unstable.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Hey, watch me leave.
I see you let yourself in.
It's not safe.
You're going to need a bodyguard.
Your lips have turned brown.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Be better!
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I'll keep guard.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
How much time do you have?
He was unconscious when I found him.
A boy needs boundaries.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I have the letter.
You are my daughter.
You can't have it.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm trying to believe you.
I love spring in Switzerland.
Give it here.
Someone's having a bad day.
Open sesame.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Take the piano and go.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
I want you to love me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are not my daughter.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to be sexy.
This looks nice.
I've reported it to the press.
I feel disgusting.
You never have time for me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I can offer you a job.
You're going to need a knife.
We're the same person.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
Leave it alone.
You monster!
I want you to document my trip to France.
Delivery!
We're insignificant.
Who left a seagull in the closet?
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
I want that lamb out of my house!
You're a god.
You love me.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Take this with water.
You're amazing!
Never speak ill of the dead.
Give me the can opener.
I am going to Easter.
You are so mean to me.
It's not ready.
I see you for who you are.
Mercy is like a party...
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
My life is cursed.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
How dare you laugh at me!
Hey, watch me move.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Can I make it count?
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
When the party starts, start crying.
I know what happened.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Sound the alarm!
Please, give up while you can.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Your eyes have turned grey.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to look at me.
Open your heart.
This looks interesting.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Be careful!
I feel extraordinary.
I'll get it.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Let's get it
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.
Take the drink and leave.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Who left a tomato juice in the library?
We've only got one bullet.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to be arrogant.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I have faith.
You are so good to me.
Your fears are like chocolate...
You are not my conscience.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This room is bugged.
I will always love you.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
You never take me seriously.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You are a hero.
You should vote.
I never gave up hope.
You fascinate me.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
You know it.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
You devil!
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
You're no good.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
I know more than you realise.
It's time to go to bed.
Please, don't take that.
We need to go.
I'm the worst messenger who ever lived.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You crashed the car on purpose.
Hand me the kite.
I'm a god.
I volunteer to eat it!
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Why do you love me, so much?
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
This looks odd.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're going to need a lot of money.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I see you came prepared.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
A girl needs her space.
I'll watch.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You are my sunshine.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Who left a chair in the conservatory?
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Leave it here.
I feel excited.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Take the money and leave.
I've reported it to the President.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You are not my mother.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I am going to the party.
It's giving me grief.
I want you to be steely.
You are so kind to me.
I'm the greatest pirate who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Time to shine
You should find your father.
I want you to stop me.
I am opinionated.
You could never fascinate me.
Someone's watching us.
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
I have the card.
My love, it's delicious.
I want that giraffe out of my life!
I need you.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Hand me the muffin.
You never say what you're thinking.
Can I make a plan?
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
It's not mine.
You angel!
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
I'll open it.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
We're going to need a knife.
This room is shrinking.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I never wanted this.
I love autumn in America.
This is a stick up.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You're never going to get away with this!
I've reported it to the police.
My life is over.
If you're done, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
There are two sides to every question.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
Dammit, who left a slice of pizza in the attic?
We're going to need a lot of money.
I want you to be dependent.
We're going to need an undertaker.
Get ready to die.
I want you to stop loving me.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Just be yourself
My love, it's alive.
I want that turtle out of my car!
I have to tell you about the dining room.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I despise you.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm a ghost.
You're alone in the universe.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I should think about this.
I feel relaxed.
When the door opens, start crying.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Your tongue has turned orange.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I am going to the funeral.
Hey, watch me dance.
You should write to your father.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We need to break up.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
You will always fascinate me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Grief is like a camera...
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Can I make a home?
You're going to pay!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You need it.
We are indifferent.
Leave it until morning.
I love fall in Spain.
Please, come closer.
I can offer you a bagel.
We've only got one life.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I'll help.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are not my type.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
You're going to need a lot of food.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Did you fart yesterday?
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Get ready to run.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
We're ghosts.
This looks familiar.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
How much influence do you have?
Open the bottle.
This is crazy
I know the future.
Good luck!
I'm the worst priest who ever lived.
You're going to need a hammer.
I want you to kiss me.
I can't find my pony anywhere.
You should make peace with your mother.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It's not the right size.
Put it here.
I want you to be ignorant.
You're under arrest!
It's giving me an error message.
Give me the bratwurst.
This is the right time to be happy.
I have time.
Your nose has turned spotted.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want that bird out of my room!
I'm trying to forgive you.
My life matters.
You never do what I want.
It's time to pack your bags.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
We are extraordinary.
I feel romantic.
You're weird.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
A boy needs discipline.
I never listened.
You can have it.
I see you every day.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
You should think about this.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
We've only got one hope.
I want you to betray me.
I love winter in Ireland.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Take this for luck.
I'm the best pirate who ever lived.
I volunteer to go!
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Get ready to laugh.
This looks bad.
There's one born every minute.
I am going to Christmas.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chicken sexer.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Getting married is like doing the laundry...
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
We need to make out.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
My love, it's so juicy.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your tongue has turned grey.
You should disown your father.
No one can ever know that I like you
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want that fish out of my house!
I have lost the will to live.
We're going to need a waiter.
It's not appropriate.
You are my father.
Take the piano and die.
I have the need, the need for speed.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
My life means nothing.
I want you to be determined.
I feel cautious.
I will always want you.
You are a godsend.
It's time to go.
No one can ever know what we did.
Don't get too close.
We are balanced.
I heard weeping coming from the walk-in freezer.
Am I dead, or not?
Who left a chicken wing in the outhouse?
This room is haunted.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Be yourself!
I'm the only bandit on this planet
Good morning!
When the curtain goes up, hide.
It was my fault that the dog died.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Darling, it's so shiny.
I have to tell you about Monday.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I never wanted to die.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a sandwich.
This is a fine mess
Show me the spoon.
I want you to kill me.
It's giving me hope.
You made me cry on purpose.
Someone's listening.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
A girl needs her grandfather.
I knew you could make up your mind.
We're going to need an accountant.
You are my everything.
We need to stop.
I want that spider out of my room!
We're magnificent.
I'm going to need a can opener.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I'm trying to win.
Please, stand.
You're coming with me!
Drop it here.
The first thing to consider is safety.
This looks edible.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Take the drink and die.
This is the right time to be alone.
I'm the only police officer on this planet
I feel anxious.
My life is a mystery.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
It's time to make lunch.
How dare you look at me!
I see you have done this before.
I have the scroll.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
There's no smoke without fire.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
Open the door.
You burned it on purpose.
I want you.
You need me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I'm alone in the universe.
Did you eat last night?
You are my inspiration.
I want you to cook for me.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Take this and pray.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
You're going to need a wrench.
I have needs.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
Someone's in here.
Today is the day
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Can I make breakfast?
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
This is the worst time to be angry.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Let's drink
I am orderly.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Anxiety is like a mountain...
I bet you know why I'm going.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I love winter in Spain.
I want you to be repressed.
Show me the skateboard.
Leave it to the professionals.
Who left a kebab in the classroom?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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