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You angel!
I'll sit on it.
Good grief!
I know who you are.
I want you to marry me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We're the same person.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
A girl needs her grandmother.
Be better!
My life is a mystery.
I see you know what to do.
I want you to stop loving me.
Open the door.
Please, listen to me.
You lost it.
You're insignificant.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want that pony out of my room!
Let's watch TV!
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
Take this for luck.
Stop, in the name of love.
Did you get lucky last night?
My love, it's so shiny.
We've only got one chance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.
I can offer you a job.
It's not going to fit.
You are so nice to me.
Someone's watching us.
I bet you know why I'm going.
It's time to go.
Sound the alarm!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Don't just stand there.
I'm going to need a diplomat.
I can offer you a muffin.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
It was my fault that the game sucked.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Delivery!
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me move.
Leave it here.
You're going to need a can opener.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Give it here.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I'm the best journalist who ever lived.
Who left a hammer in the lounge room?
You should make peace with your father.
You're a god.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
It's going to be okay
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to look at me.
Take the piano and go.
Please, give up while you can.
This room is unstable.
I volunteer as tribute!
Get ready, or get out.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
He was unconscious when I found him.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This looks interesting.
I am going to the party.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
We're insignificant.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
I've reported it to the press.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
I can offer you a celery stick.
This is a stick up.
You won't find it.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
You never say what you're thinking.
We are fanciful.
No man is an island.
You could never love me.
You are a liar.
I will always hate you.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Someone's locked the door.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.
You are so mean to me.
Be yourself!
A boy needs his father.
Let's drink
Did you get lucky today?
You are not my conscience.
I'm the worst winemaker who ever lived.
I want that hamster out of my life!
When the bell rings, start singing.
You're amazing!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I want you to be jolly.
I want you to stop me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You devil!
You should vote.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Can I make an igloo?
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You're going to need a cheesemaker.
Drop it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I volunteer to eat it!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Give me the fishcake.
You should protect your mother.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I need to tell you about the goblin.
Today is the day
You're a ghost.
I have time.
Leave it alone.
I never listened.
I've reported it to the President.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
It's time to brush your teeth.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't fool around.
Please, come in.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
You want it.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
I am conciliatory.
We're no good.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Get ready to laugh.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I can offer you a Heineken.
Open the window.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You never take me seriously.
I have the letter.
Let's go
Love is like a movie...
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We're going to need a can opener.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're under arrest!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I love autumn in Australia.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I volunteer myself!
Darling, it's beautiful.
Take the money and leave.
I know the future.
You are a twit.
I see you let yourself in.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are thievish.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
My life means nothing.
I want you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
I want you to be unpredicatable.
I knew you could open it.
I want you to kiss me.
Show me the guitar.
I am going to the grand opening.
Can I make finger puppets?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You should go to the police.
Hey, watch me leave.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You should call your mother.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I'm crazy.
It's giving me grief.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
We're gods.
Okay, who left a kebab in the kitchen?
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
It's not for sale.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
Let's get it
I feel guilty.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
A boy needs his friends.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Open the curtains.
You're going to need a clown.
You're coming with me!
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Your ears have turned brown.
Open it here.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I never could make up my mind.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Someone's in here.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
You never smile.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
This room is bugged.
You could never despise me.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I need to tell you about the ogre.
I want you to love me.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
You are so kind to me.
I love spring in America.
I'm the best plumber on this planet
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You need it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I am hardworking.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You are my everything.
Be safe!
Crime doesn't pay.
You should ask your mother.
I'm a ghost.
It's giving me a headache.
I have powers.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I feel threatened.
It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the hole.
We're ghosts.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
We need to close it.
Hey, watch me smile.
When the party starts, hide.
I have the time.
You're crazy.
Don't ask any questions.
You are a handsome devil.
I see you are thinking.
You will always love me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You crashed the car on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Good luck!
Plug it in here.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be subtle.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I never gave up hope.
This room is shrinking.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
Dammit, who left a ball in the studio?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Take this and pray.
I am opinionated.
I knew you could fix it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I want you to stop believing in me.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
I'm the only dietician on this planet
You should protect your father.
You're never going to get away with this!
A boy needs his space.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
Someone's listening.
We're going to need a private detective.
I need to tell you about the the escape-pod.
I will always love you.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
There is honour among thieves.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I feel lucky.
I want that shark out of my room!
You are a poet.
I can offer you a Schnapps.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Am I coming with you, or not?
Take the drink and leave.
I never loved you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Please, remain silent.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I want you to be pathetic.
Let's watch the game
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Who left a wrench in the lobby?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
You are ravenous.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Just breathe
Can I make it easier?
I'll help.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
I'm the only janitor who ever lived.
I heard a noise coming from the closet.
Open the bottle.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
This looks nice.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I am going to the wedding.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I know more than you realise.
I feel courageous.
I want to tell you about the laundry.
We need to play.
You're going to need a lot of help.
Good morning!
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
It's not right.
I have the will.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
My life is cursed.
Take this with you.
I will always despise you.
You're going to pay!
I'm weird.
Wonders will never cease.
I see you for who you are.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.
I'm a god.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I want you to be predatory.
I volunteer to go!
You never listen.
You are a genius.
I've reported it to Interpol.
A girl needs boundaries.
Give me the can opener.
Leave it outside.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
This is the worst time to be happy.
You broke it.
Darling, it's dead.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Whoop-whoop.
We are extreme.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I am going to Christmas.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
You are my sunshine.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I feel brave.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
I'm the greatest spelunker on this planet
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You should ask for more money.
It's time to go to bed.
My life is over.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to stop following me.
You never do what I want.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Get ready for this.
You made me cry on purpose.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
It's almost over
I want you to be earnest.
I'll watch.
This looks edible.
It's not dead.
I'm going to need a manager.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I want you to document my trip to America.
When the lights go out, hide.
We need to stop.
I know where you were.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I can offer you a soda.
Someone's coming this way.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Your face has turned blue.
Your hopes are like chocolate...
I love you.
I'm trying to help.
When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.
You are considerate.
This is a fine ship
I see you came prepared.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Eating is good for the soul.
I love winter in Australia.
Take this with water.
You are an idiot.
It's giving me an error message.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I've reported it to the police.
Let's play
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I feel decisive.
How much courage do you have?
I have the gun.
We've only got one bullet.
Get out while the getting is good.
Who left a chair in the chapel?
Maybe no one will notice
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I want that moose out of my car!
Ha-cha-cha.
Throw me the shovel.
Am I dead, or not?
I'm the only shoemaker on this planet
You will always need me.
Don't wait to be asked.
I'll get ready.
Your cheeks have turned purple.
How dare you smile at me!
I knew you could survive.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Good night!
Please, stop shouting.
We're going to need an entertainer.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the studio.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
I feel insecure.
I want you to be submissive.
I love spring in Japan.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
You are so good to me.
Reading is good for the soul.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I am articulate.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Let's dance
I'm the only mechanic who ever lived.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I have the card.
Can I make dessert?
Who left a saké in the laundry?
I want that cat out of my house!
Winners don't quit
You know it.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Please, stay where you are.
Pride is like a picnic at the beach...
This is a fine mess
I want you to cook for me.
When the party starts, remain calm.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I heard a howl coming from the walk-in freezer.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I love spring in Australia.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Show me the apple.
I feel annoyed.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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