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What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I am going to the wedding.

You made me cry on purpose.

We're going to need a taxidermist.

I have powers.

I know where you were.

I'm trying to leave.

I just want an espresso. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be insightful.

I love fall in Spain.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Take this and pray.

Your eyes have turned purple.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I'm a god.

Can I make a contribution?

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

We've only got one bullet.

I never felt so alone.

I'll sit on it.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

Throw it here.

I volunteer as tribute!

Take the piano and go.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I can offer you a good price.

You're under arrest!

I want that duck out of my car!

This looks peculiar.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

You fascinate me.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I want you to kiss me.

Leave it here.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I will always hate you.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

This room is bugged.

You are my sunshine.

It's giving me hope.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

He was unconscious when I found him.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It's time to go.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

I need to tell you about Easter.

I'm no good.

Good grief!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

My life means nothing.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I should hide.

I'm the best flight attendant who ever lived.

You are woeful.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Dammit, who left a Jim Beam in the outhouse?

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You are so nice to me.

You never have time for me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Can I make sense?

Don't wait to be asked.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I feel bewildered.

Just try not to cry

You want it.

Please, stop shouting.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to stop tickling me.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I'm a ghost.

You monster!

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Hey, watch me smile.

Show me the guitar.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I know what to do.

We're gods.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

This is a fine ship

You're going down!

How dare you laugh at me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

This room is unstable.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We're going to need a veterinarian.

I have the card.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Having a child is like doing the dishes...

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

We're going to need a lot of help.

I never could make up my mind.

I can offer you an icecream.

I want you to look at me.

It's giving me grief.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You never do what I want.

I'll open it.

You are so kind to me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a hammer.

Take this with water.

I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.

You should call your father.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Your cheeks have turned red.

I should think about this.

I have faith.

How much courage do you have?

Get ready to laugh.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Who left a Dr. Pepper in the cell?

Be careful!

I knew you could survive.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Plug it in here.

Please, remain silent.

You devil!

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Someone's locked the door.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

A boy needs love.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to be ignorant.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You know it.

Why do you hate me, so much?

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

You are not my father.

I want you to stop loving me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Hand me the skateboard.

I feel cowardly.

It's time to pack your bags.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

I want that dog out of my house!

Good morning!

Let's watch the game

It's not appropriate.

You despise me.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's your fault that the crops died.

We're the same person.

Am I dead, or not?

We're magnificent.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I've reported it to mother.

I love fall in France.

Stop, in the name of love.

You should write to your father.

I will always despise you.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

I want you to kill me.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

Delivery!

Open the window.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I'll get it.

I have the scroll.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Get ready to die.

Your pain is like a forest...

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Don't just stand there.

I'm the worst diplomat who ever lived.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

You're a god.

Be better!

I want you to document my trip to China.

Okay, who left a fox in the laundry?

No one can ever know the truth.

I want you to be scholarly.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

I'm going to need a botanist.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Leave it alone.

This is the worst time to be here.

Can I make up a story?

You are a liar.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

You are not my type.

We've only got one option.

When the door opens, start crying.

We're crazy.

It's not tight enough.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Whoop-whoop.

Dying is like doing the dishes...

A boy needs money.

I feel certain.

I love winter in Antarctica.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

You could never despise me.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Sorry, I have to take this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bandit.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I love you.

I should ask for more money.

I want you to help me.

Please, give up while you can.

Who left a wrench in the outhouse?

Someone's watching us.

You are my inspiration.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

You are so mean to me.

It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Did you fart this morning?

You're going to need an air traffic controller.

This is a stick up.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I have needs.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Your lips have turned green.

You're going to need a shovel.

This room is haunted.

This looks odd.

We're ghosts.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I can't find my short black anywhere.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Can I make love?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You can't have it.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want that cheetah out of my life!

I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

A boy needs his grandfather.

My life is cursed.

We need to stop.

I feel deceitful.

I'm trying to understand.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Throw me the candy-bar.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.

You're crazy.

You are gullible.

I love summer in China.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Just breathe

I never hurt anybody.

You are a thief.

Leave it outside.

Getting married is like turning on a lamp...

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm the worst taxidermist on this planet

You're really something!

This looks bad.

Strike while the iron is hot.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I heard a noise coming from the laundry.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Be safe!

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

We should vote.

You could never love me.

Get ready, or get out.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I see you every day.

Reading is all I can manage now.

You should listen to your mother.

I feel sexy.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Why do you love me, so much?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

We need to fight.

I want that horse out of my life!

I want you to be ruined.

Let's play

You are not my conscience.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

I have the gun.

I am envious.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Drop it here.

Show me the fork.

I want you to stop following me.

It's not for sale.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

Open the curtains.

I love autumn in Ireland.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

I knew you could open it.

This looks familiar.

I'm the worst poet on this planet

I can offer you a cracker.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I am going to Easter.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

You're coming with me!

You are an idiot.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.

Please, listen to me.

Can I make music?

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Am I coming with you, or not?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You will always fascinate me.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I have a secret.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I can offer you a job.

How dare you look at me!

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I can't find my apple anywhere.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

It's time to make lunch.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Okay, who left a carrot in the walk-in freezer?

Pleasure is like a piano...

Find some proof that they lied to you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

I see you are thinking.

I'll get ready.

I want you to be maternal.

It's not open.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I've reported it to the press.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

It's giving me a headache.

You are so good to me.

I should go to the police.

I want you to hold me.

I want that squirrel out of my house!

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

I love spring in Brazil.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Sound the alarm!

Show no mercy

I know math.

I never loved you.

I am going to the funeral.

Please, come closer.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm trying to win.

You dropped it.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

You're going to need a herald.

I feel frivolous.

You are a godsend.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Someone's in here.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Imagination is like a picnic at the beach...

We're alone in the universe.

Dating is like writing a job application...

Hey, watch me dance.

I'm the only paleontologist on this planet

You should ask your mother.

I am liberated.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I see you have done this before.

You are my father.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

You're going to need a fork.

I have money.

Take the money and go.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

How dare you smile at me!

Get ready for this.

You never smile.

I have the poem.

We need to break up.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I will always want you.

You're going to need a firefighter.

I want you to be faithless.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I never wanted this.

Your nose has turned stripey.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

I want you to clean up after me.

Please, don't take that.

I love summer in Switzerland.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

Your eyes have turned green.

I want to tell you about Friday.

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

This looks edible.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You are an inspiration.

My life is a mystery.

You're cursed.

It's not alive.

I'll listen.

Good night!

You should disown your mother.

I want that chicken out of my life!

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You are not my favourite.

I've reported it to the President.

I'm going to need a wrench.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Take this with you.

You could never want me.

We need to go.

I am weak-willed.

I need to tell you about the pickle.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I have 20-20 vision.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I knew you could live like this.

I bet you know why I'm here.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

You crashed the car on purpose.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Take the money and die.

The truth is like a mountain...

Who left an umbrella in the garage?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I know who you are.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.

We're special.

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

I'll keep guard.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Hand me the kebab.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

I want you to stop questioning me.

This looks nice.

I want that beetle out of my house!

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

We are panicked.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I can offer you a coffee.

Let's watch TV!

We need to help each other.

You're a ghost.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I've reported it to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

You burned it on purpose.

Please, give me that.

Who left a milkshake in the bedroom?

Today is the day

You lost it.

I feel impulsive.

Can I make friends?

You never stop to think.

I can't find my horse anywhere.

You are a handsome devil.

Your cheeks have turned black.

This is a day to remember

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

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