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Thoughts are like chocolate...

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

This looks great.

You are so kind to me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Who left a soda in the kitchen?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Get ready to laugh.

I feel cold.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I know where you were.

I love summer in Germany.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Sound the alarm!

Please, look at me.

You could never want me.

Can I make an effort?

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

I could never hate you.

I volunteer to eat it!

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Let's drink

Delivery!

When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.

Dare to dream

We need to fight.

Good grief!

Take this for luck.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Am I under arrest, or not?

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

This room is shrinking.

This is a stick up.

I never loved you.

I can offer you a fishcake.

Hey, watch me move.

How much courage do you have?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're a ghost.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

Be careful!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You should go to the police.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to listen to me.

I want you to be unlucky.

You are my favourite.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

My life is a mystery.

I can offer you a good price.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I'm the worst priest who ever lived.

We are genuine.

I love fall in Ireland.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Please, give me that.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I know more than you realise.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You angel!

We're the same person.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Can I make fudge?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Why do you tease me, so much?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I never really lived.

Don't upset your father, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a professor.

Open your heart.

Someone's watching us.

Get ready for this.

You found it.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

This room is unstable.

Your face has turned grey.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

You should make peace with your father.

This looks edible.

You will always need me.

I feel happy.

You are not my conscience.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

I want you to inspire me.

You are a thief.

We need to unite.

You're going to need a governor.

I see you are thinking.

I want you to stop loving me.

I love summer in Brazil.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

He was unconscious when I found him.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm a god.

I'll listen.

Take the piano and die.

I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?

It's not dead.

Good luck!

I want you to be intelligent.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Leave it to the professionals.

I want that chipmunk out of my house!

My life means nothing.

You're alone in the universe.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Let's watch the game

I have 20-20 vision.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Did you get lucky today?

Gardening is good for the soul.

Can I make a mess?

This is the worst time to be happy.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm trying to save you.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

You're really something!

You crashed the car on purpose.

Plug it in here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Please, be careful.

I have the time.

Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...

We've only got one hope.

I am going to Christmas.

I will always love you.

Get ready, or get out.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

I've reported it to the press.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

I feel sore.

It's time to make lunch.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You're going to need a politician.

It's giving me grief.

This looks nice.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Who left an octopus in the office?

Why do you hate me, so much?

Darling, it's alive.

This is a fine mess

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

I need to tell you about the candy-bar.

There are two sides to every question.

I can offer you a pickle.

Take this with water.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

A girl needs her father.

We need to go.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Give me the kebab.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

You're amazing!

I love spring in India.

I want that hippopotamus out of my room!

You're cursed.

You devil!

I see you have done this before.

Leave it here.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I want you to stop smelling me.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

Take the money and go.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Throw it here.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

Let's eat

You will always fascinate me.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

Someone's having a bad day.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I have a secret.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I've reported it to the police.

Please, sit down.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I feel hurt.

Can I make bubbles?

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to be inspired.

I'm trying to understand.

You burned it on purpose.

Your tongue has turned white.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

A boy needs money.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It's not safe.

We're gods.

I can offer you a Fanta.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

I want you to kill me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Who left a chair in the attic?

You want it.

Hand me the ukulele.

I'll wait here.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

You're going to need a can opener.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

I want that fox out of my car!

I have to tell you about Sunday.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Take this and pray.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You're crazy!

Take the drink and go.

This room is haunted.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

Give it here.

You never stop to think.

I see you for who you are.

You're lucky.

I volunteer to go!

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Hey, watch me leave.

I knew you could live like this.

You are a handsome devil.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Did you fart today?

I am wonderful.

How dare you laugh at me!

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Don't fool around.

I could never need you.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I can offer you a lemonade.

It's not going to fit.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Get ready to run.

You despise me.

I never felt so alone.

You are the best person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

We're going to need a herald.

When the door opens, hide.

It's giving me hope.

Time to shine

Be yourself!

I'm the greatest dogcatcher on this planet

Who left a kite in the walk-in freezer?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

No one can ever know that you survived.

When I was little, I wanted to be a record producer.

You are so mean to me.

I have the card.

Can I make an impression?

I'm going to need a hammer.

I heard weeping coming from the studio.

Good night!

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I love summer in England.

Please, stand.

Your face has turned white.

You are not my type.

I see you know what to do.

I want you to love me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Let's go

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

I want that dinosaur out of my car!

How dare you look at me!

Give me the wrench.

Did you get lucky at work?

You should protect your mother.

Open the curtains.

We need to play.

You need it.

You're a god.

All's well that ends well

A boy needs his father.

You never do what I want.

I am going to the grand opening.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

I want to tell you about the phoenix.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I never hurt anybody.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'll help.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Please, stop shouting.

It's your fault that the train was late.

Leave it outside.

I want you to be sore.

We're going to need a pharmacist.

It's not yours.

Can I make believe?

Your ego is like a party...

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Someone's coming this way.

I love winter in China.

I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.

You will always despise me.

You monster!

We are hostile.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Don't ask any questions.

We're going to need a fork.

I see you let yourself in.

Drop it here.

I feel dramatic.

Take the piano and go.

I volunteer myself!

Dammit, who left a bike in the basement?

I have the will.

Be better!

I need to tell you about Saturday.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

It's time to go to bed.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

I can offer you a celery stick.

I want you to help me.

I've reported it to the President.

Just try not to cry

Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...

You are my father.

Open sesame.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Please, tell me.

This room is bugged.

We should think about this.

I'm trying to care.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I want that shark out of my house!

A boy needs his space.

We're going to need a firefighter.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

You lost it.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

We are zany.

You could never despise me.

I love fall in America.

I'm insignificant.

How dare you smile at me!

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

It's not easy.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I will always need you.

I have to tell you about the smoothie.

I feel like crying.

We're ghosts.

You are a godsend.

It's your fault that the crops died.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Hey, watch me dance.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is a day to remember

I should hide.

Your nose has turned grey.

I want that sheep out of my life!

You are my everything.

I am going to the wedding.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm the worst impersonator on this planet

I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

No one can ever know what we did.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Buying a house is like taking a bath...

This looks suspicious.

We're magnificent.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Leave it alone.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

Death is like a beautiful melody...

We're going to need a spoon.

Can I make lemonade?

I know what happened.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I love autumn in China.

Open the bottle.

I have to tell you about the spring-roll.

Patience is a virtue

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to be stupid.

Show me the muffin.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Please, stop laughing.

I will always want you.

We need to break up.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I want you to stop lying to me.

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

Alright, who left a cat in the closet?

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Every picture tells a story.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I volunteer as tribute!

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

It's not in.

We've only got one of these.

You will always love me.

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

I'm the only stonecutter on this planet

You can't have it.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're special.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Someone's listening.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.

We're going to need a wrench.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I have needs.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm going to need a fisher.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

A girl needs her own room.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I feel generous.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Hand me the guitar.

I can offer you an apple.

It's giving me an error message.

Anxiety is like a beautiful melody...

I know what to do.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

It's almost over

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Fears are like spaghetti...

You are so nice to me.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

It's best to be on the safe side.

I have to tell you about the bedroom.

I want you to be proud.

Your ears have turned brown.

We are serious.

I'll get it.

You broke the vase on purpose.

We're alone in the universe.

I want you to cook for me.

You dropped it.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I knew you could see it through.

I want that cheetah out of my house!

You're going down!

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm the best actor on this planet

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