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I want you to stop smelling me.
I'm the best innkeeper who ever lived.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You're a god.
Let's play
When I was little, I wanted to be a satyr.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
I have faith.
Leave it here.
You're going down!
You burned it on purpose.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I despise you.
My life matters.
You are my favourite.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to run.
Getting married is like changing your underwear...
Did you fart yesterday?
Sound the alarm!
I feel terrible.
You never call me.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I see you for who you are.
This looks peculiar.
I have the scroll.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
You are regimental.
Your tongue has turned grey.
We're gods.
Good night!
I want you to be amusing.
No one can ever know that I was here.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
You're going to need a baker.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You hate me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
You should listen to your mother.
I want you to listen to me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'll open it.
Who left a fork in the office?
It's not working.
I love summer in Germany.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Be better!
This is a day to remember
We're alone in the universe.
Open sesame.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You're crazy!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Someone's in here.
I knew you could turn things around.
You are an artist.
I will always hate you.
It's now or never
My life means nothing.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
Take this with water.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
It's time to go to bed.
I have lost the will to live.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Leave it alone.
I can offer you a tea.
You are not my type.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
This looks edible.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want that octopus out of my room!
I've reported it to the press.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
I am going to the funeral.
Ha-cha-cha.
I see you know what to do.
I want you to be moody.
When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.
You are my mother.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, don't touch that.
Don't fool around.
We're going to need a hammer.
You never take me seriously.
This room is bugged.
I volunteer myself!
Who left an ukulele in the laundry?
He was unconscious when I found him.
We are independent.
You should protect your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Delivery!
We're magnificent.
No one can ever know what we did.
We're the same person.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I love winter in England.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You will always love me.
It's not right.
I never listened.
I'm the greatest ventriloquist who ever lived.
How dare you look at me!
Hey, watch me dance.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
This is a fine mess
Get ready to die.
You are a genius.
We've only got one bullet.
You're going to need a herbalist.
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
You're coming with me!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We need to order pizza.
I see you came prepared.
Hand me the umbrella.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I have needs.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Open the door.
I feel ravenous.
I want you to be quirky.
Take this for luck.
This looks familiar.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I can offer you a pickle.
I'm going to need a shovel.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Pride is like a beautiful song...
Someone's coming this way.
Am I under arrest, or not?
There's an exception to every rule.
This room is shrinking.
I'm a god.
I never killed anyone.
Who left a hot dog in the bathroom?
You're no good.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I just want a whiskey. What's wrong with that?
I have the poem.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You are my daughter.
Take the piano and leave.
I love spring in America.
Why do you hate me, so much?
It's giving me a headache.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Let's watch TV!
Please, don't eat that.
I heard laughter coming from the garage.
I want you to document my trip to China.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
A boy needs his friends.
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to cook for me.
You angel!
I know where you were.
You are selfless.
I'll get ready.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
Your face has turned spotted.
You are so mean to me.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
We're going to need a barista.
You despise me.
Good luck!
Show me the skateboard.
Your fears are like spaghetti...
You're amazing!
We've only got one hope.
I love you.
Knitting is good for the soul.
This room is unstable.
You broke it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
We need to break up.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I can offer you a punch.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm insignificant.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I should hide.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Can I make friends?
No one can ever know that I like you
Let's dance
Find some proof that she deceived you.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I'm the worst interrogator who ever lived.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm going to need a fork.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I love summer in Antarctica.
You are a thief.
Take the money and go.
This looks suspicious.
Put it here.
All's well that ends well
I want that chicken out of my house!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
It's not tight enough.
My love, it's alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
You are so nice to me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I never really lived.
Your tongue has turned orange.
You won't find it.
We are criminal.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I feel humble.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're a ghost.
You never do what I want.
Your eyes have turned grey.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I heard a noise coming from the garage.
You monster!
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I should ask for more money.
Get ready, or get out.
A girl needs boundaries.
I volunteer as tribute!
I know what to do.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
Dammit, who left a wrench in the living room?
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Can I make money?
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Someone's locked the door.
You should call your mother.
Maybe no one will notice
Dreams are like chocolate...
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I knew you could live like this.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Throw me the guitar.
I'm trying to help.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I love winter in Switzerland.
You could never fascinate me.
We're going to need a lot of money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
It's time to go.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
This is the right time to be angry.
I have the time.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I am going to the wedding.
You are confident.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
When the door opens, start crying.
I've reported it to the President.
Leave it outside.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I'm no good.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
It's not for sale.
Stop, in the name of the law.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Please, stop laughing.
Freedom is like a movie...
You're going to need a taxidermist.
I could never need you.
I know more than you realise.
Your tongue has turned pink.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You are not my mother.
You devil!
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
I have to tell you about Friday.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
A boy needs his mother.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Take the piano and go.
You are so good to me.
I never hurt anybody.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I feel frightened.
I'll sit on it.
You love me.
You should find your mother.
Did you get lucky just now?
It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.
You can have it.
I want you to be possessive.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Open it here.
You're going to pay!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I'm the worst astronaut on this planet
Okay. Just do what I do.
You never sing anymore.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I volunteer to go!
I have time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
When the door opens, start singing.
Who left a saw in the laundry?
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to help me.
We're going to need a yak herder.
I can offer you a job.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Falling in love is like painting...
You broke the vase on purpose.
Hand me the wrench.
You are bored.
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are so kind to me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Your face has turned purple.
Take this with you.
I love winter in Canada.
You should start a business.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Am I dead, or not?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs discipline.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's not easy.
I want you to be compassionate.
You are a godsend.
I have to tell you about the Guinness.
This room is haunted.
You're never going to get away with this!
I could never want you.
Please, come closer.
Stop, in the name of love.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm going to need a gravedigger.
Drop it here.
I'm the only beekeeper who ever lived.
Don't just stand there.
Be safe!
I can't find my house anywhere.
You will always want me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Romance is like a piano...
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Let's watch the game
We're going to need a fork.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I love summer in Japan.
We should vote.
Did you eat last night?
We're going to need a lot of friends.
I have money.
I've reported it to mother.
Can I make the world better?
When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I want you to marry me.
Hand me the candy-bar.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I'll get it.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I'm trying to save you.
You know it.
Fears are like chocolate...
I want that porcupine out of my house!
This is crazy
I know who you are.
We are monstrous.
You are an idiot.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We're cursed.
You are not my daughter.
I can offer you a kebab.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I could never love you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Darling, it's alive.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I never could make up my mind.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
We're ghosts.
Show me the wrench.
I can't find my lizard anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a musician.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We need to fight.
It's not going to fit.
I am going to Christmas.
I'm going to need a blacksmith.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You are an inspiration.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
It was my fault that the plane was late.
I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a saw.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm trying to win.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Let's get it
I want to tell you about the pickle.
I feel nervous.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
It's giving me grief.
You should make peace with your mother.
I can offer you an icecream.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I will always love you.
Who left a Powerade in the dining room?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
My love, it's so juicy.
I'm lucky.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I heard laughter coming from the lounge room.
I knew you could open it.
I am going to Easter.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
Can I make a cake?
I'm the greatest surgeon on this planet
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Show me the can opener.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Find some proof that she fooled you.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I can't find my submarine anywhere.
How much influence do you have?
You are my reason for living.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
Hey, watch me smile.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
Please, look at me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
We've only got one life.
I want that elephant out of my room!
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a mayor.
Leave it until morning.
I want you to be enigmatic.
I'm a ghost.
You made me cry on purpose.
You deserve this
You are a liar.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I feel assertive.
You should make peace with your father.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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