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Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I want you to listen to me.
Plug it in here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dressmaker.
You are an artist.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
Tomorrow never comes.
Who left a croissant in the laundry?
I want you to be funky.
You could never need me.
Get ready to laugh.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You're really something!
Take this with water.
I love summer in England.
A girl needs money.
I can offer you a good price.
I need to tell you about the radiologist.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
It's almost over
I never gave up hope.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Cooking is good for the soul.
How much courage do you have?
Open the curtains.
I'm going to need a saw.
We're going to need a lot of money.
You lost it.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Your ears have turned brown.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You are so good to me.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
We're the same person.
You're a ghost.
How dare you laugh at me!
Good morning!
Sound the alarm!
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
We're crazy.
This looks familiar.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
This is a stick up.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the wine cellar.
I volunteer to eat it!
Can I make trouble?
I want that puppy out of my room!
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I am going to Easter.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
My life is over.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
We're going to need a judge.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Stop, in the name of love.
Someone's in here.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I have the scroll.
This room is bugged.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are a handsome devil.
I have time.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Get ready, or get out.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You should write to your mother.
Throw me the icecream.
You are subtle.
Be better!
It's not ready.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Peace is like a mountain...
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I want you to clean up after me.
We're ghosts.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
You are not my conscience.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Who left a snake in the guest room?
You're a god.
You angel!
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Leave it to the professionals.
I feel foolish.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
A boy needs boundaries.
Let's drink
When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I never killed anyone.
You know it.
Leave it here.
You should ask for more money.
Can I make a cake?
I want you to document my trip to China.
Take the money and die.
I love summer in France.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I will always want you.
I can't find my zebra anywhere.
I volunteer to go!
My life is cursed.
Why do you love me, so much?
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
You're never going to get away with this!
I knew you could turn things around.
I know who you are.
You're going to need a social worker.
I am going to Christmas.
I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.
I've reported it to the President.
I want you to kiss me.
I can offer you a hot dog.
We need to eat.
You should ask your father.
It's not open.
It was my fault that the train was late.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I'll wait here.
Stop, in the name of the law.
We're going to need a lot of food.
I want you to be strong-willed.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
Hey, watch me dance.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Throw me the bratwurst.
This is a day to remember
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You can do this
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Open sesame.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I never could make up my mind.
Leave it outside.
Someone's coming this way.
How dare you look at me!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
The first thing to consider is safety.
I am oppressed.
We're weird.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take this for luck.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Get ready to dance.
I feel relaxed.
You are a liar.
I knew you could survive.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You will always hate me.
I am going to the party.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Good night!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
You monster!
Please, come in.
When I was little, I wanted to be a witch.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
I want you to stop following me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I have lost the will to live.
This looks wrong.
You are my mother.
I'm trying to care.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We need to go.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
It's not easy.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You're going to need an astronaut.
I want you to be attractive.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
A boy needs his grandfather.
This is a fine mess
I love winter in England.
Alright, who left a daiquiri in the office?
Someone's listening.
Don't wait to be asked.
You are stiff.
I'm cursed.
Patience is a virtue
Your tongue has turned green.
You should write to your father.
You are so nice to me.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You found it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Leave it alone.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
I see you know what to do.
I want that shark out of my room!
Did you fart while I was away?
I never wanted this.
I've reported it to mother.
Take the piano and die.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Let's get it
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Good luck!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Please, come closer.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
Get ready to run.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I know what happened.
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
You never take me seriously.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm trying to open it.
I can't find my cat anywhere.
Fears are like marshmallows...
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
We're going to need a saw.
It's giving me grief.
I feel alone.
Dammit, who left a slice of pizza in the chapel?
I hate you.
This looks odd.
I love autumn in Switzerland.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I want that pig out of my room!
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
Can I make progress?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I'm the worst shepherd on this planet
Don't ask any questions.
Tomorrow is another day.
Hand me the hammer.
This is a fine ship
We are concerned.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I see you have done this before.
My life is a mystery.
I can offer you a job.
You made me cry on purpose.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You are my son.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
Be yourself!
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want you to love me.
Take this and pray.
Winners don't quit
Your ears have turned stripey.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I want you to be individualistic.
I could never despise you.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Let's play
When the door opens, hide.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is the right time to be alone.
You should listen to your mother.
It's not tight enough.
Hey, watch me leave.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You broke it.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You never sing anymore.
Delivery!
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
This room is unstable.
It's giving me a headache.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I can't find my cider anywhere.
It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.
This looks great.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I want you to document my trip to France.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
Put it here.
I'm the worst beekeeper who ever lived.
We're insignificant.
We've only got one life.
You are not my mother.
I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Can I make money?
My love, it's beautiful.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
You are a twit.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Your lips have turned blue.
I have the will.
A boy needs love.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Give me the teddy bear.
I want you to stop loving me.
We're going to need a missionary.
You're amazing!
We are ignorant.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I can offer you a Guinness.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I love winter in Australia.
I want you to be contemplative.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Leave it until morning.
I feel thrilled.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're crazy.
I'm a ghost.
It's time to make lunch.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
We're going to need a shovel.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
It wasn't my fault that the dinner got burnt.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a drummer.
I see you for who you are.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Peace is like a piano...
We've only got one option.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You should disown your mother.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Today is the day
Be careful!
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
Take the piano and go.
A boy needs his father.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
You are not my type.
We're going to need a coach.
When the party starts, start crying.
I have the letter.
I can't find my crocodile anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to be calculating.
Someone's having a bad day.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Don't just stand there.
Who left a bike in the stable?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I am incensed.
You're insignificant.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
You're going to need a hammer.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
My life means nothing.
You will always despise me.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You should think about this.
It's not safe.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I love fall in Switzerland.
This room is haunted.
Show me the can opener.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take the piano and leave.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a factory worker.
I have faith.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You're going to need a bank robber.
Can I make room?
Life is like a bar of soap...
It's time to go to bed.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
You never have time for me.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Let's dance
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
I see you are thinking.
I want that otter out of my life!
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
You are a thief.
You are glad.
It's giving me an error message.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
A boy needs confidence.
I never really lived.
I can offer you a cocktail.
You should vote.
Fears are like spaghetti...
I want you to look at me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
We're going to need a veterinarian.
You're no good.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
We've only got one hope.
I have needs.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Who left a ball in the waiting room?
You should make peace with your mother.
You will always want me.
I need to tell you about the the windmill.
You are my father.
When the party starts, remain calm.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.
Forgiveness is like a good book...
Open the door.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Throw me the spring-roll.
We're going to need a knife.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
You burned it on purpose.
I can't find my cracker anywhere.
I feel adventurous.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We need to unite.
Your cheeks have turned green.
We are nonchalant.
I love winter in Canada.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'll sit on it.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
It's time to go.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
You should disown your father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You never stop to think.
I am going to the funeral.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Who left an icecream in the bedroom?
Please, stop smoking.
Be safe!
I want to tell you about the bodyguard.
Maybe no one will notice
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
A girl needs a job.
It's not in.
I want you to help me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
No one can ever know the truth.
Can I make art?
You're under arrest!
You can't have it.
You devil!
Open it here.
I can offer you a croissant.
We are weird.
Open the window.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
I can't find my margarita anywhere.
I know more than you realise.
My love, it's so shiny.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I bet you know why I'm angry.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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