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I love summer in Ireland.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm the best nanny who ever lived.

Good luck!

I'm a god.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I was here.

We're cursed.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Let's eat

My love, it's so juicy.

I am going to Easter.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want to tell you about the wedding.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Get ready to laugh.

We've only got one bullet.

I want that giraffe out of my life!

You dropped it.

This room is shrinking.

I want you to be nonchalant.

Did you get lucky at work?

I have the letter.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I can offer you a pineapple juice.

You devil!

I never killed anyone.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I see you have done this before.

We're going to need a courier.

Why do you hate me, so much?

You are a handsome devil.

Be yourself!

This is the worst time to be angry.

You are not my father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

I've reported it to mother.

Put it here.

Leave it until morning.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This looks wrong.

I want you to inspire me.

Take this with you.

I have faith.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I know math.

Open the door.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You never smile.

You're going to need a wrench.

Throw me the fork.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I knew you could open it.

We are cynical.

You are my favourite.

I can offer you a good price.

I could never hate you.

I volunteer to go!

Don't just stand there.

Someone's watching us.

You're a god.

You will always want me.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Good morning!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I'm crazy.

Take the drink and die.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Get ready, or get out.

Let's play

Who left a shovel in the dining room?

We're the same person.

We need to open it.

I feel devious.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

I want you to be alienated.

Finding a job is like applying for a job...

Leave it outside.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

It's time to go to bed.

Reading is good for the soul.

I'm the worst archer on this planet

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Just try not to cry

How dare you laugh at me!

You won't find it.

I want that hippopotamus out of my life!

Can I make out?

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I see you smiling.

It's not open.

I heard laughter coming from the chapel.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Leave it here.

You are an inspiration.

You are not my type.

I have time.

You're going down!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Someone's coming this way.

Please, tell me.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.

This room is unstable.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

We've only got one life.

This is a fine mess

I am going to the funeral.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

A girl needs discipline.

The show must go on.

You never have time for me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

When the bell rings, start crying.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I know more than you realise.

I have the scroll.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

We're going to need a can opener.

I'll get it.

Don't fool around.

I want you to be emotional.

We're special.

This looks interesting.

Be safe!

This is the right time to be alone.

You are so kind to me.

You should write to your mother.

I'm trying to leave.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

They know it was me

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

My life is over.

I can offer you a beer.

We're going to need a mason.

How dare you smile at me!

Who left a ball in the closet?

You can't have it.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Sleep is like a bar of soap...

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

It's not going to fit.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

I've reported it to the press.

This is a fine ship

Leave it to the professionals.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Hand me the knife.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I am going to the party.

This room is bugged.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

You are a hero.

We need to stop.

You made me cry on purpose.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I want that goat out of my house!

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

I want you to cook for me.

I see you came prepared.

A boy needs his friends.

You love me.

We're gods.

We're lucky.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I want you to be obedient.

I'm going to need a saw.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I never really lived.

I want you to stop loving me.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

It's giving me a headache.

I have the card.

You should write to your father.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Learn to walk before you run.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I heard a sound coming from the corridor.

We've only got one hope.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Get ready to die.

Whoop-whoop.

Please, don't touch that.

It's not easy.

You know it.

Sound the alarm!

Who left a bunny in the bedroom?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Take the piano and go.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

Open it here.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I'm the greatest wizard on this planet

I want that zebra out of my car!

You're never going to get away with this!

You are my daughter.

Be careful!

No one can ever know that I escaped.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Throw me the croissant.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are so good to me.

Your face has turned pink.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I love summer in Spain.

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

You are not my favourite.

Stop, in the name of the law.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Take this and pray.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I know what happened.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I never wanted to die.

I want you to listen to me.

Let's drink

I'm trying to believe you.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I feel responsible.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

You should ask your father.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

We should think about this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

Did you eat this morning?

You are faithful.

I can offer you a pickle.

We need to help each other.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I want to tell you about the gin and tonic.

How dare you look at me!

No one can ever know the truth.

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Gardening is all I can manage now.

Good night!

You're going to need a lot of sand.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I love winter in Canada.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

It's not working.

My life matters.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want that llama out of my car!

Someone's locked the door.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

You're a ghost.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We're ghosts.

You're coming with me!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

You deserve this

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Open your heart.

Don't wait to be asked.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

I want you to stop tickling me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the President.

Show me the can opener.

Keep your chin up.

Your face has turned white.

Darling, it's alive.

I'm trying to save you.

I want you to be guileless.

A girl needs her grandfather.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Who left a tiger in the library?

You need me.

I never gave up hope.

This is a stick up.

Drop it here.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want you to marry me.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I love spring in China.

I'm the best choreographer on this planet

You should protect your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I knew you could fix it.

I can offer you a Guinness.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

We need to break up.

Let's watch the game

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Your eyes have turned stripey.

I need to tell you about the warlock.

I want that kangaroo out of my house!

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I feel lousy.

You're lucky.

Open the bottle.

You are so mean to me.

I want you to be shortsighted.

I'm going to need a dressmaker.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

The longest journey starts with a single step.

You are respectful.

I know what to do.

You angel!

Can I make an igloo?

When the door opens, remain calm.

This is the worst time to be amused.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'll wait here.

I knew you could see it through.

You can have it.

Stop, in the name of love.

Your face has turned red.

You are my only hope.

I will always need you.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I love summer in France.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Patience is a virtue

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm the greatest zookeeper on this planet

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

Please, wait here.

Take the piano and leave.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I can't find my diet Mountain Dew anywhere.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I have 20-20 vision.

Get ready to dance.

No one can ever know what we did.

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I want that dolphin out of my car!

I see you for who you are.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

You are a liar.

It's not appropriate.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Who left a bike in the attic?

I want you to clean up after me.

Good grief!

We need to order pizza.

I can offer you a milkshake.

Your lips have turned spotted.

Leave it alone.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

You are balanced.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

My life is cursed.

Can I make a mess?

This looks odd.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

If you're done, we'll get started.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

I'm the only scientist on this planet

A boy needs his space.

Let's watch TV!

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Maybe no one will notice

Your tongue has turned purple.

You need it.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

This room is haunted.

Give it here.

I love spring in Japan.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I have the will.

I want you to stop believing in me.

When the lights go out, hide.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I can offer you a job.

I know who you are.

Please, listen to me.

Delivery!

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You're going to need a miner.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Take the money and leave.

My life means nothing.

I want that chipmunk out of my life!

You are my mother.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

This looks familiar.

I want you to be sordid.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

You never take me seriously.

Take this for luck.

Who left a slice of pizza in the laundry?

Your eyes have turned pink.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I'll sit on it.

We need to fight.

I have a secret.

It's not alive.

Winners don't quit

I see you are thinking.

Am I dead, or not?

I have the need, the need for speed.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You should protect your father.

Did you eat while I was away?

How much luck do you have?

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Darling, it's dead.

I am empty.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.

I can't find my fly anywhere.

I feel rebellious.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I'm the greatest wizard who ever lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I never wanted this.

I want you to look at me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I can offer you a punch.

Take the money and die.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jailer.

We should go to the police.

This looks peculiar.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

You want it.

We need to go.

It was your fault that the crops died.

Can I make the team?

Alright, who left a hot dog in the guest room?

Give me the licorice twist.

Open sesame.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I want you to stop following me.

I have the knife.

Hey, watch me dance.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I'll help.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I want that giraffe out of my house!

You never call me.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Slow but sure.

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is the right time to be afraid.

I love autumn in Australia.

A girl needs her space.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I'm no good.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I can't find my puppy anywhere.

You are my inspiration.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

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