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When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Leave it here.

I know who you are.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I am complex.

Be careful!

Take the money and die.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Your nose has turned black.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

It's not ready.

I'm a god.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I want to tell you about the guest room.

This is the right time to be happy.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

This is a fine mess

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

How dare you laugh at me!

We should vote.

You never listen.

I'm going to need a gate-keeper.

I want you to read to me.

Good morning!

I will always need you.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Can I make a home?

Someone's watching us.

I see you let yourself in.

Open the bottle.

You're lucky.

No one can ever know what we did.

You know it.

I am going to Christmas.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You're going to need a wrench.

You're really something!

You should find your mother.

I want that scorpion out of my room!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We need to order pizza.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

You hate me.

I feel rebellious.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

You are my only hope.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are so mean to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I've reported it to the police.

I'm trying to help.

I have 20-20 vision.

Let's play

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Who left a chair in the lobby?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Throw it here.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

Take this for luck.

Hand me the spoon.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I'll keep guard.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You're a ghost.

I am pathetic.

I know where you were.

Hey, watch me leave.

Delivery!

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Ha-cha-cha.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I could never need you.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You're magnificent.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I want you to be fearful.

I am going to the wedding.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Take the money and leave.

It's almost over

It was your fault that the crops died.

I volunteer to go!

I want you to look at me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I see you know what to do.

I never killed anyone.

Can I make a pie?

I heard a noise coming from the armory.

This looks odd.

I'm trying to leave.

I have faith.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cameraman.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

It's time to pack your bags.

You're amazing!

You are so kind to me.

I love fall in India.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Get ready for this.

You angel!

A girl needs her mother.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I feel rejected.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.

I'm the only assassin on this planet

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I can offer you a lemonade.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I have the gun.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Dammit, who left a punch in the living room?

I want that pony out of my life!

Leave it alone.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

We're the same person.

The best is the enemy of the good.

We've only got one of these.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

My life is cursed.

I'll get ready.

You will always fascinate me.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Take this with you.

Can I make a treehouse?

We're going to need a lot of friends.

I want you to be lovable.

Let's go

This is a stick up.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You never take me seriously.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Someone's coming this way.

I've reported it to the President.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Please, stop doing that.

Darling, it's so expensive.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm going to need a wrench.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

This looks familiar.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

We're crazy.

Be safe!

You broke the vase on purpose.

You are an artist.

This room is haunted.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Get ready to dance.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You are so nice to me.

It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.

It has to work

It's not going to fit.

I have the poem.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I feel selfish.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

I want that tortoise out of my house!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You're going to need a pickpocket.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you.

I'm the best beekeeper who ever lived.

You are my mother.

I volunteer to eat it!

I need to tell you about the meteorologist.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Take this with water.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I want you to stop following me.

I'm a ghost.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

We're gods.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Your face has turned blue.

You're going to need a spatula.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

We are tidy.

I want you to be superstitious.

I have time.

You should listen to your father.

We need to stop.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I love summer in Canada.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Good luck!

I heard laughter coming from the closet.

This is a fine ship

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Running for office is like doing renovations...

You never do what I want.

It's not open.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Life is like a book...

When the party starts, remain calm.

It's time to go to bed.

Plug it in here.

You are a hero.

He was unconscious when I found him.

My life is a mystery.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

You are my reason for living.

We're magnificent.

Who left a spoon in the cell?

I want that dolphin out of my life!

I'm going to need a juggler.

You're crazy!

You are not my father.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to love me.

I could never hate you.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Let's drink

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

We need to go.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Sound the alarm!

Did you fart at work?

I have the card.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Take the money and go.

No one can ever know the truth.

Don't fool around.

Good night!

I know what happened.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

I love winter in France.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Get ready, or get out.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

It's time to go.

You are a genius.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I never gave up hope.

I'm trying to forgive you.

You are my sunshine.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to be bored.

Throw me the can opener.

I have lost the will to live.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I'll be here, if you need me.

We're no good.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want that turtle out of my house!

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We should think about this.

I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I can offer you a soda.

Someone's in here.

A girl needs confidence.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I can offer you a job.

I feel ridiculous.

We are satisfied.

Get ready to laugh.

I see you have done this before.

You are the best person I have ever met.

You could never need me.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I love spring in Canada.

We're going to need a doctor.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Please, stand.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...

Your cheeks have turned brown.

You should protect your mother.

Whoop-whoop.

I know math.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

How dare you smile at me!

We need to make a plan.

I want you to be cruel.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I want you to kiss me.

You can do this

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Wealth is like a camera...

I'll open it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Take the piano and die.

I have the time.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Hey, watch me dance.

Can I make jelly?

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm the worst yak herder on this planet

Your tongue has turned orange.

I volunteer as tribute!

Throw me the chicken wing.

Who left a 7-up in the garage?

Sweetheart, it's alive.

It's time to make lunch.

You should start a business.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

We're going to need an actor.

I'm going to need a spoon.

You should ask your father.

We're ghosts.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am going to the party.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

It's not yours.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I want that alligator out of my car!

I never hurt anybody.

I want you to stop believing in me.

My life matters.

Someone's having a bad day.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I love summer in Ireland.

You monster!

You're coming with me!

We're going to need a lot of nails.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want you to be contemptible.

I want you to hold me.

We're cursed.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

We need to make out.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I have money.

Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Darling, it's dead.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Hey, watch me smile.

You made me cry on purpose.

I should hide.

I'm the best astronaut on this planet

Take the drink and leave.

Your face has turned red.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

Who left an apple in the cell?

Can I make trouble?

We've only got one chance.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

We are conventional.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

This room is shrinking.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

You deserve this

I never wanted to die.

A fish always rots from the head.

This looks great.

You should find your father.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a diet Coke.

I love winter in Switzerland.

You are so good to me.

I feel helpless.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We're insignificant.

Please, come closer.

Hand me the shovel.

I have the will.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.

I'm going to need a guide.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I want you to be crass.

I want that kitten out of my car!

I have to tell you about the giant.

Why do you love me, so much?

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

It's not heavy.

You are my daughter.

Okay. Just do what I do.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Your ears have turned yellow.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I can offer you a good price.

You're a god.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Fear is like a movie...

A girl needs love.

Can I make a mess?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I'm trying to open it.

I knew you could see it through.

How dare you look at me!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I never felt so alone.

I'll watch.

I'm weird.

I want that bird out of my house!

This room is bugged.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Alright, who left a merlot in the garage?

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

Show me the muffin.

I love winter in Japan.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

When the door opens, remain calm.

I have the need, the need for speed.

It's giving me hope.

Let's watch TV!

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

I want you to be repentant.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I see you are thinking.

I heard a noise coming from the chapel.

I feel timid.

This looks interesting.

I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

I'm the worst sleuth who ever lived.

Please, don't touch that.

My life means nothing.

Don't just stand there.

We are cruel.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

You devil!

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

We've only got one life.

You are a liar.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You're never going to get away with this!

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are not my type.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

A girl needs a job.

I am going to the funeral.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I love summer in Spain.

I could never despise you.

This room is unstable.

You never sing anymore.

Let's eat

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Did you get lucky today?

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to inspire me.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want to tell you about the cameraman.

I see you every day.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

I'm trying to understand.

This looks edible.

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