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I see you have done this before.

I want you to hold me.

Who left an apple in the pantry?

Please, don't take that.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

This looks suspicious.

It's not yours.

I'm a god.

You're cursed.

Put it here.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I'm the best chef on this planet

I can offer you a job.

I want that wolf out of my house!

I am going to the funeral.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

This room is haunted.

I want you to be disrespectful.

This is a stick up.

I'm going to need a sheepshearer.

I've reported it to Interpol.

We're ghosts.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Whoop-whoop.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Sound the alarm!

I want you to stop loving me.

I feel lazy.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

It's time to brush your teeth.

My life is a mystery.

Get ready to die.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Show me the burger.

You monster!

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I have time.

I can offer you an icecream.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You never call me.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

You made me cry on purpose.

How dare you smile at me!

He was unconscious when I found him.

We need to play.

I have the poem.

I have to tell you about the bagel.

Someone's having a bad day.

Having a child is like taking a bath...

You are not my daughter.

Hey, watch me move.

I should pay the bill.

Let's go

Don't wait to be asked.

You're amazing!

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

It's not dead.

Can I make connections?

I'm cursed.

I want you to be original.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

You're a god.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I can offer you a good price.

I'll sit on it.

Open the window.

I'm going to need a fork.

Take the piano and die.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I never killed anyone.

It's giving me an error message.

We've only got one bullet.

This is a fine ship

You should ask your father.

You're going to need a mayor.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You want it.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

Be yourself!

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are an idiot.

You are so good to me.

This room is shrinking.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Throw me the ball.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I knew you could fix it.

I know math.

You are frightened.

I want that bunny out of my house!

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Please, don't move.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You could never despise me.

I'm the worst candlemaker on this planet

I can't find my monkey anywhere.

Darling, it's so expensive.

This looks wrong.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I am going to Easter.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Can I make a mess?

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

It's time to go to bed.

Did you fart just now?

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We're gods.

I have the will.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Why do you love me, so much?

I have 20-20 vision.

This is the right time to be happy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

Leave it to the professionals.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

We need to make a plan.

I'll watch.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

It's not safe.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Delivery!

Hopes are like chocolate...

You should ask for more money.

I've reported it to the press.

I hate you.

My life means nothing.

It's giving me hope.

Let's drink

I want that dog out of my car!

Take the money and go.

I volunteer myself!

You devil!

You will always love me.

I'm weird.

I love autumn in Japan.

We're going to need a violinist.

It's now or never

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You never listen.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are so mean to me.

Alright, who left a cat in the library?

I want you to be indignant.

A girl needs boundaries.

Get ready for this.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

I'm a ghost.

I know what to do.

Freedom is like a lake...

I am going to the wedding.

You should protect your father.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I am charmless.

You burned it on purpose.

You're really something!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

When the party starts, start singing.

I'm the worst exterminator who ever lived.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I feel indecisive.

I'm trying to open it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I'm going to need a saw.

I never hurt anybody.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

Show me the fork.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This is a fine mess

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

We need to stop.

This room is bugged.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

We're the same person.

Don't fool around.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bandit.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want that giraffe out of my life!

Dammit, who left a dolphin in the dining room?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Take the piano and go.

I love you.

I want you to love me.

I have the time.

My life matters.

I'll open it.

I love spring in Ireland.

Get ready, or get out.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

You know it.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

Can I make soup?

Why do you hate me, so much?

Gardening is good for the soul.

Be better!

You love me.

You are so nice to me.

My love, it's so expensive.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I can't find my diet Pepsi anywhere.

Good grief!

Am I dead, or not?

You are my only hope.

You are the best person I have ever met.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

You never smile.

I should ask for more money.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

It's not appropriate.

Just try not to cry

We're cursed.

Stop, in the name of the law.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I can offer you a burger.

I want you to be funny.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Leave it here.

I'm the greatest carpenter on this planet

Enough is as good as a feast.

I am artificial.

You need it.

Can I make the world better?

I feel adventurous.

I want you to help me.

Open your heart.

I see you came prepared.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

How much time do you have?

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Your tongue has turned grey.

I know where you were.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

You're going to need a knife.

No one can ever know how we did it.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

When I was little, I wanted to be a poet.

You are a twit.

Good luck!

I never wanted this.

I've reported it to the police.

Take the drink and die.

Hand me the spoon.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I have the knife.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's not working.

I'll keep guard.

Get ready to run.

I need to tell you about the conservatory.

You can't have it.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

While there is life, there is hope.

Can I make magic?

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You're crazy!

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Take this with you.

We're going to need a lot of wine.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to be upright.

It wasn't your fault that the crops died.

I have needs.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Am I coming with you, or not?

You never sing anymore.

I can't find my koala anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

I want that turtle out of my room!

Plug it in here.

We are determined.

We've only got one life.

I'm the best pickpocket who ever lived.

Let's watch TV!

I'm going to need a can opener.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Did you get lucky at work?

I feel warm.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I can offer you a cocktail.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

We need to stay.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

No one can ever know that I like you

Leave it alone.

You could never hate me.

Ha-cha-cha.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Be safe!

I never wanted to die.

How dare you laugh at me!

This looks familiar.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to be fraudulent.

Hopes are like marshmallows...

I volunteer as tribute!

Give me the saw.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

It's giving me grief.

Your face has turned white.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Who left a punch in the stable?

You should find your mother.

Open it here.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

We've only got one option.

I have to tell you about the attic.

You're going to need a spoon.

Let's play

I can't find my 7-up anywhere.

You angel!

Can I make art?

Get ready to laugh.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Please, stop laughing.

I should start a business.

Someone's in here.

I want that chipmunk out of my room!

We're insignificant.

I want you to look at me.

You are my daughter.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

This looks great.

I'm the greatest cab driver who ever lived.

I know who you are.

A girl needs love.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

I am going to Christmas.

I have to tell you about Easter.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you.

Drop it here.

I'll be here, if you need me.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Your eyes have turned purple.

You should make peace with your father.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I bet you know why I'm here.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Time to shine

Show me the celery stick.

You won't find it.

Don't just stand there.

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

Let's watch the game

I have the need, the need for speed.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Please, wait here.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I love fall in England.

I want that shark out of my room!

I can offer you a smoothie.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

It's not the right size.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

You should pay the bill.

I feel cross.

I want you to be compassionate.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

We're going to need a lot of food.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Who left a bee in the kitchen?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

This looks peculiar.

I have a secret.

I'm trying to care.

Can I make lunch?

You are so kind to me.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

A boy needs boundaries.

No one can ever know what we did.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

You never have time for me.

I volunteer to eat it!

Bravery is like a picnic at the beach...

Your nose has turned orange.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You deserve this

Why do you tease me, so much?

Show me the spatula.

You are crude.

You're going down!

Your lips have turned grey.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Let's eat

Don't upset your father, not now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shop assistant.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

No one can ever know that I survived.

We're special.

It's time to go.

I want that scorpion out of my life!

We need to help each other.

Dancing is good for the soul.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

It's not ready.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.

Someone's listening.

You will always fascinate me.

I'm the greatest carver who ever lived.

You are a handsome devil.

Having a child is like opening a letter...

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Am I under arrest, or not?

Who left a candy-bar in the lobby?

Good night!

I feel frisky.

Take the drink and go.

I'm trying to save you.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

You are positive.

Can I make an effort?

Please, don't drink that.

It's giving me a headache.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I've reported it to mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

I want to tell you about the party.

I can't find my Dr. Pepper anywhere.

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

I want you to document my trip to India.

It's time to pack your bags.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bartender.

I have money.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the closet.

Take this with water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

We're going to need a can opener.

Throw me the bike.

I will always love you.

We need to go.

I'm the greatest musician on this planet

I want you to be self-sufficent.

You are a thief.

You're going to need a lot of money.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

How much influence do you have?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

Darling, it's beautiful.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

I want you to stop following me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Get ready to dance.

Your nose has turned brown.

You are upright.

I've reported it to the President.

You should vote.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Take the money and leave.

Open the bottle.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

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