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This is a day to remember

We've only got one life.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

It's not mine.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Let's drink

You're amazing!

Your opinion is like a summer's day...

I knew you could fix it.

Take this and pray.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I have a secret.

Open the curtains.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I'm trying to care.

I'm going to need a construction worker.

Someone's coming this way.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to read to me.

You are an idiot.

I never felt so alone.

You can have it.

We are easy.

It's going to be okay

You monster!

You are my teacher.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

We need to stop.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

You should listen to your mother.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I see you have done this before.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I know where you were.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

If you're done, we'll get started.

Don't ask any questions.

You're a god.

I volunteer as tribute!

You're special.

I love you.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I can offer you a 7-up.

Take the money and die.

I have the letter.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

Delivery!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Can I make pizza?

It's giving me a headache.

I'm the worst wedding planner on this planet

I've reported it to Interpol.

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

Get ready, or get out.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Take this for luck.

You burned it on purpose.

Whoop-whoop.

We've only got one of these.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are so mean to me.

Good grief!

This is a fine ship

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

A boy needs his grandfather.

Please, stop crying.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Death is like a violin...

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

How much money do you have?

I want you to look at me.

We're the same person.

I love winter in Australia.

You should make peace with your mother.

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

I'm a god.

I knew you could survive.

How dare you laugh at me!

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I am going to the party.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Someone's watching us.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Sound the alarm!

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Let's go

Leave it here.

I am moody.

You're coming with me!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I want you to be dramatic.

I'm going to need a lawyer.

Buying a house is like changing your underwear...

Find some proof that he lied to you.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're going to need a saw.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You're crazy.

You are not my conscience.

Hand me the bagel.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's almost over

The first thing to consider is safety.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

Take the money and go.

I'm the best lifeguard who ever lived.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

Darling, it's alive.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

We need to break up.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Leave it until morning.

This is the worst time to be here.

This looks great.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

You could never love me.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I want you to love me.

Who left a spatula in the dungeon?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know the truth.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

Get ready for this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Don't fool around.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want that sheep out of my house!

I could never love you.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

It's not right.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

Why do you hate me, so much?

Can I make music?

This room is unstable.

You are a godsend.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

When I was little, I wanted to be a sage.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I'll listen.

Please, don't take that.

Plug it in here.

I've reported it to the police.

I am going to the grand opening.

You are my son.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I'm the only thief on this planet

I knew you could turn things around.

We're lucky.

A boy needs money.

Leave it outside.

I never listened.

Show me the bike.

I volunteer to eat it!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Someone's locked the door.

How much influence do you have?

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Just try not to cry

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Dating is like eating cupcakes...

Despair is like a party...

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I want you to be positive.

I heard a noise coming from the garage.

I want you to kiss me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You despise me.

You should find your mother.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You are not my mother.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

It's time to pack your bags.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

I see you came prepared.

I'm the only impersonator who ever lived.

Take this with water.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

This room is bugged.

We're ghosts.

My life means nothing.

I am going to Easter.

You are a genius.

I'm going to need an astronaut.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pilot.

Alright, who left a giraffe in the bedroom?

I will always despise you.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Okay. Just do what I do.

It's not in.

I can offer you an apple.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I'm a ghost.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You devil!

Give me the ball.

Your eyes have turned pink.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I have to tell you about Monday.

When the bell rings, hide.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

I should pay the bill.

You lost it.

I feel content.

We are victimized.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want that bunny out of my room!

A girl needs money.

I heard weeping coming from the pantry.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I'm going to need a spoon.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

You are the best person I have ever met.

It's time to go to bed.

You can do this

You're really something!

I never wanted this.

I have to tell you about the chocolate milk.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I can offer you a job.

Give it here.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

Someone's listening.

I'm the greatest herbalist on this planet

I bet you know why I'm broke.

It's not dead.

Please, be careful.

I can offer you a pickle.

I see you for who you are.

We're gods.

Can I make a mess?

I know what happened.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

You are a handsome devil.

I want you to be kind.

We're going to need a manager.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Get ready to die.

We need to close it.

Running for office is like going to the playground...

It's your fault that the bus was late.

We are unhappy.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

This looks peculiar.

I should think about this.

I am going to the wedding.

You never listen.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I want you to clean up after me.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

Show me the croissant.

I can't find my plane anywhere.

Did you fart yesterday?

I knew you could open it.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I'll sit on it.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

Take the money and leave.

You dropped it.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I have lost the will to live.

I'm lucky.

I've reported it to the press.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want to tell you about Monday.

A girl needs her mother.

You are an artist.

Put it here.

My life is a mystery.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I could never need you.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

Can I make up a story?

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You fascinate me.

Be safe!

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You're a ghost.

Please, come closer.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

You are my everything.

Give me the spoon.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Good morning!

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I want you to document my trip to America.

I can offer you a soda.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

I have the need, the need for speed.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's time to make lunch.

How dare you look at me!

You're cursed.

I am going to the funeral.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I'm going to need a conductor.

This looks suspicious.

I am wealthy.

I see you know what to do.

You want it.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

I volunteer to go!

Motivation is like a mountain...

A girl needs her friends.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Throw me the fishcake.

When the door opens, start singing.

I could never want you.

I'll get it.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are so good to me.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I have to tell you about Sunday.

You are not my type.

I heard a voice coming from the pantry.

I know what to do.

My life is cursed.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I have the will.

I have to tell you about the bureaucrat.

You're going down!

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I want you to be mellow.

I want you to stop smelling me.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Someone's having a bad day.

This is the right time to be angry.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

You never sing anymore.

Who left a tortoise in the living room?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

This is a stick up.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's not ready.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

This looks odd.

You found it.

I love spring in Switzerland.

You made me cry on purpose.

Be careful!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You are a poet.

Peace is like a river...

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's beautiful.

Can I make art?

I feel ecstatic.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Why do you love me, so much?

You could never need me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You should listen to your father.

I want you to help me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is the right time to be here.

I never could make up my mind.

You're going to need a private detective.

Don't upset your father, not now.

This room is haunted.

You are so kind to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I heard a howl coming from the control room.

I'm the greatest real estate agent on this planet

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

We are tactless.

Open the window.

I want that lizard out of my car!

I want you to be wonderful.

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

We need to fight.

Okay, who left a chair in the guest room?

I have to tell you about the the moon.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

You never smile.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Please, tell me.

We're cursed.

I feel fortunate.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I have the card.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Good luck!

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Did you get lucky today?

Your face has turned red.

Laughing is good for the soul.

A girl needs a job.

Just breathe

I'm the greatest clown on this planet

It's not going to fit.

This looks familiar.

Let's watch the game

You're under arrest!

I have powers.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I see you are thinking.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I want that seal out of my car!

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

My life is over.

I want you to inspire me.

You are my father.

Take the drink and leave.

When I was little, I wanted to be a photographer.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I will always love you.

Open the door.

Take this with you.

Hand me the spoon.

We need to make better decisions.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

A boy needs his father.

This is the right time to be amused.

It's giving me grief.

You never call me.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm going to need a saw.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm the best guru who ever lived.

You should make peace with your father.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I should vote.

You could never hate me.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You're crazy!

We've only got one chance.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I've reported it to the President.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You are a hero.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Open it here.

I'll watch.

It's not tight enough.

I want you to be prejudiced.

Please, stop shouting.

You are my favourite.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I want to tell you about the 7-up.

This is a fine mess

Open your heart.

I want you to listen to me.

I heard a sound coming from the library.

I know the future.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

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