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Be yourself!
Open sesame.
I see you are thinking.
I love you.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want you to marry me.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Please, come in.
Leave it alone.
It has to work
Running for office is like opening a gift...
You never listen.
When I was little, I wanted to be an interrogator.
I have to tell you about the fishcake.
I feel humiliated.
I'm the greatest barista who ever lived.
I'm going to need a farmer.
This is a stick up.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You angel!
Get ready to run.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Hey, watch me dance.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I can offer you a margarita.
I want you to be gentle.
We're special.
You are a thief.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's giving me hope.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I love spring in India.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have powers.
You're going to pay!
You are so kind to me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hand me the kite.
You can have it.
You could never fascinate me.
No one can ever know what we did.
Dammit, who left a wine in the bathroom?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You burned it on purpose.
You are not my conscience.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
I am going to the funeral.
When the door opens, remain calm.
It's not right.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I want you to look at me.
This room is unstable.
We are frustrated.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Can I make the bed?
A boy needs his grandfather.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
We should ask for more money.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
My love, it's delicious.
Don't just stand there.
I've reported it to the police.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Be better!
We've only got one chance.
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
Good morning!
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I have the knife.
We're the same person.
I'm the only servant on this planet
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I feel energetic.
We're going to need a carpenter.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
Ignorance is bliss.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Take this and pray.
Someone's in here.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You never smile.
You're magnificent.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I'm a ghost.
I know math.
Today is the day
No one can ever know that you survived.
I knew you could turn things around.
I want you to be well-meaning.
I never wanted to die.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Okay. Just do what I do.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Sound the alarm!
We are heartbroken.
Let's dance
No one can ever know that I like skipping
If you're done, we'll get started.
Fears are like marshmallows...
It's your fault that the cat died.
You are not my favourite.
I see you know what to do.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You could never despise me.
Leave it until morning.
This room is haunted.
Okay, who left a bike in the attic?
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I can offer you an ale.
You can't have it.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Drop it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I heard a sound coming from the basement.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
It's giving me grief.
We're going to need a spoon.
You should protect your father.
I want that monkey out of my room!
I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of money.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
My life means nothing.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Can I make it easier?
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'll keep guard.
I love summer in Ireland.
Good luck!
I will always want you.
I want you to stop lying to me.
No one can ever know that I survived.
You never say what you're thinking.
It's not working.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Please, don't take that.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Take the piano and go.
I am going to the wedding.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Give me the hammer.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
He was unconscious when I found him.
Hey, watch me leave.
How dare you look at me!
We're going to need a director.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I feel confident.
I know where you were.
Did you eat today?
My love, it's so shiny.
We need to stay.
You will always despise me.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Who left a panda in the bathroom?
I have lost the will to live.
You are a handsome devil.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I want that puppy out of my car!
I can't find my merlot anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You dropped it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
It's time to go to bed.
I heard a sound coming from the office.
You're really something!
Don't wait to be asked.
Business before pleasure.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Give it here.
I see you have done this before.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I volunteer to eat it!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I have the will.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want to tell you about Christmas.
You are so nice to me.
We're magnificent.
I'm trying to leave.
We're going to need a lot of water.
I have to tell you about the giant.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I will always need you.
Patience is a virtue
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only carpenter on this planet
I'm going to need a saw.
I feel ridiculous.
Dammit, who left a bike in the pantry?
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I never hurt anybody.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Did you fart yesterday?
This looks interesting.
Be safe!
I knew you could live like this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
My love, it's so expensive.
Someone's listening.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Put it here.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I love fall in Australia.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We're ghosts.
Can I make promises?
Ha-cha-cha.
You will always love me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
This is the worst time to be happy.
You should write to your father.
I am crafty.
You never stop to think.
I want you to be debonair.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Delivery!
Give me the teddy bear.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
I want you to betray me.
We need to help each other.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You're crazy!
Hopes are like chocolate...
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I want that bunny out of my car!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
You're a god.
I've reported it to the President.
I am going to the grand opening.
Hey, watch me smile.
We're going to need a veterinarian.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I can offer you a job.
It's time to make lunch.
I knew you could survive.
I will always love you.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
It's not the right size.
I feel pathetic.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I'm cursed.
This is a fine mess
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
You monster!
This looks wrong.
We've only got one hope.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Darling, it's so expensive.
Show no mercy
You are a hero.
Open your heart.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I see you for who you are.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
I love autumn in Ireland.
Can I make pizza?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to clean up after me.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You need it.
You never do what I want.
I can offer you a croissant.
Hand me the can opener.
It's giving me a headache.
Why do you love me, so much?
Get ready, or get out.
You're going to need a wrench.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I want you to be appreciative.
It's not going to fit.
We should think about this.
Your nose has turned spotted.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
You need me.
Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
I volunteer to go!
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Don't ask any questions.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
We're going to need an astronaut.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
Good grief!
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
Who left a spoon in the dungeon?
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
I can offer you a good price.
I could never need you.
My life is a mystery.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Dating is like turning on a faucet...
You are not my father.
Take the money and die.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Please, lie down.
I can't find my squirrel anywhere.
I've reported it to mother.
You're never going to get away with this!
Am I under arrest, or not?
I'm the worst barista who ever lived.
I feel satisfied.
Take this with you.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Can I make up?
You are an artist.
Did you eat at work?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I see you came prepared.
I can offer you a lemonade.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I want you to read to me.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Winners don't quit
I love spring in America.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
I want that dolphin out of my life!
Get ready to die.
Throw me the fork.
I'll get ready.
I'm insignificant.
I volunteer myself!
I hate you.
I know more than you realise.
A girl needs her mother.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Leave it to the professionals.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Let's watch the game
You will always hate me.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
This room is bugged.
Can I make it through?
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
It's not appropriate.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Your face has turned spotted.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
We are stylish.
We've only got one of these.
Who left a can opener in the dining room?
We need to make better decisions.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Victory is like a river...
I can't find my saw anywhere.
You're under arrest!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to be thoughtless.
Please, remain silent.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
I'll watch.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I have 20-20 vision.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Get ready for this.
I love winter in Brazil.
You're a ghost.
This looks edible.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Getting married is like writing a memo...
I feel heroic.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
We're alone in the universe.
Throw it here.
This is a fine ship
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Did you fart while I was away?
You found it.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
You are so good to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
My life matters.
My love, it's beautiful.
Who left a celery stick in the living room?
I have to tell you about the burger.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You're going to need a shovel.
How dare you smile at me!
The early bird gets the worm.
Open the window.
Throw me the doll.
It's going to be okay
You should ask for more money.
Let's get it
I love summer in Switzerland.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You are my teacher.
I know who you are.
Whoop-whoop.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Can I make kimchi?
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
This is the right time to be here.
Take this with water.
I volunteer as tribute!
You despise me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
You are a godsend.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
It's not dead.
I want that elephant out of my room!
You're going to need a lot of sand.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the studio.
Leave it outside.
You should make peace with your mother.
A boy needs his own room.
Okay, who left a crab in the kitchen?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's time to go.
I am ready.
This looks familiar.
I'm the worst fisher who ever lived.
I want you to be oppressed.
Knitting is good for the soul.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Give me the fork.
Let's eat
Take the piano and leave.
I can offer you a piña colada.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I have the gun.
Your lips have turned yellow.
We're gods.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Someone's coming this way.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Please, stop shouting.
I can't find my shark anywhere.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Why do you tease me, so much?
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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