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Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You're going to need a fishmonger.
Can I make contact?
I'm trying to win.
It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.
It's not ready.
A girl needs love.
Leave it here.
I want you to stop following me.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want you to clean up after me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I want you to be experimental.
We're alone in the universe.
I'll help.
We're gods.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard weeping coming from the garage.
How dare you smile at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Delivery!
Let's go
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I am going to the grand opening.
My love, it's so expensive.
Drop it here.
I have powers.
You are my son.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I never loved you.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Get ready to die.
I can't find my rocket anywhere.
I can offer you a croissant.
I love winter in France.
You never have time for me.
You are not my son.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You're a ghost.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
It's time to pack your bags.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I feel rejected.
Be better!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You hate me.
Your face has turned white.
When I was little, I wanted to be an imp.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
This room is shrinking.
I see you know what to do.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I should think about this.
I volunteer to go!
Sound the alarm!
My life is a mystery.
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
You're going to pay!
I'm the best athlete on this planet
I'll open it.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
This looks familiar.
We need to make better decisions.
No one can ever know that you survived.
This is a fine ship
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I've reported it to the press.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I could never need you.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You should listen to your mother.
You broke it.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want you to read to me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Having a child is like turning on a light-switch...
Someone's coming this way.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I need to tell you about the detective.
It's not the right size.
I want that seal out of my house!
You broke the vase on purpose.
I never really lived.
I am going to the wedding.
Leave it alone.
Just be yourself
You're alone in the universe.
Open your heart.
I'm a god.
I have the card.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I know what to do.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Why do you love me, so much?
Good night!
Your face has turned stripey.
Darling, it's dead.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Let's drink
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'll wait here.
Please, don't move.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I volunteer myself!
I'm the greatest sailor who ever lived.
We're the same person.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
You're going to need a lot of money.
This room is bugged.
Your ego is like a mountain...
I feel offended.
You're amazing!
I'm going to need a fork.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Hey, watch me dance.
Take this with water.
This is a stick up.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I want you to look at me.
Did you fart this morning?
Be safe!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
This looks bad.
Am I dead, or not?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I love summer in Switzerland.
You are so mean to me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You found it.
Give it here.
You monster!
You're a god.
Get ready, or get out.
I'm special.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want that rat out of my house!
Patience is a virtue
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
It's time to go.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...
I want you to stop believing in me.
You are sure.
I want to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.
Good morning!
Why do you tease me, so much?
I see you came prepared.
My love, it's delicious.
No one can ever know what we did.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
The best is the enemy of the good.
Take the money and die.
I should hide.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Please, stop doing that.
Knowledge is like a good book...
I want you to be intrigued.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
You are a twit.
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Hand me the guitar.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Can I make up a story?
We've only got one option.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You will always love me.
You're insignificant.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
Take this with you.
How dare you look at me!
You won't find it.
Your eyes have turned orange.
We're going to need a florist.
I am going to Christmas.
I love summer in Spain.
When I was little, I wanted to be a broker.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
This is a day to remember
I want you to stop smelling me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I know where you were.
You should ask your mother.
You are so good to me.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I'm the only dictator who ever lived.
You are not my daughter.
My life is over.
I can offer you a banana milkshake.
Open sesame.
This looks nice.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Let's eat
No one can ever know that I like to sing
A boy needs his friends.
It's giving me hope.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Don't just stand there.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
We're ghosts.
You are my sunshine.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
You angel!
Can I make a deal?
I see you for who you are.
I want that dog out of my life!
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
It's not mine.
I can offer you a job.
When the party starts, hide.
I'm a ghost.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Take the piano and die.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
You are a genius.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I want you to be airy.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This room is haunted.
I love winter in Japan.
I never gave up hope.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Take this for luck.
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Show me the doll.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I love you.
You're going to need a hammer.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
I want you to stop loving me.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I'm the only coach who ever lived.
You're coming with me!
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to cook for me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
We've only got one bullet.
I know the future.
You're cursed.
I'll get it.
I've reported it to mother.
Get ready for this.
Did you get lucky today?
Keep your powder dry.
Someone's watching us.
Don't ask any questions.
We're going to need a lot of help.
A boy needs his own room.
It's not open.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I feel worked up.
Dying is like making cupcakes...
Take the drink and leave.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
You could never fascinate me.
I can offer you a macchiato.
Open it here.
Let's play
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
It's time to brush your teeth.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Show me the ukulele.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
My life matters.
I love summer in Canada.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Open the curtains.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You are not my mother.
You should disown your mother.
I can offer you a good price.
We're going to need a shovel.
Your ego is like a camera...
You crashed the car on purpose.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Can I make chilli?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want you to stop me.
We're special.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
We should vote.
I see you smiling.
I have to tell you about the icecream.
I never wanted this.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
You are a liar.
I've reported it to the police.
I want that cheetah out of my life!
Your fears are like spaghetti...
I can offer you a cracker.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Hey, watch me smile.
It's not alive.
No one can ever know the truth.
I have money.
I want you to document my trip to America.
Who left a spatula in the dungeon?
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
You're going down!
You never say what you're thinking.
A girl needs her space.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Let's dance
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
I love autumn in England.
I'm trying to help.
Take this and pray.
Take the piano and go.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
I want you to be tall.
How much courage do you have?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're no good.
Don't upset your father, not now.
My life means nothing.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Can I make it happen?
You could never despise me.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Get ready to run.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I will always love you.
I want that squirrel out of my life!
I want you to hold me.
I can't find my dog anywhere.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I'll sit on it.
I have needs.
This looks interesting.
We need to help each other.
I'm the only fashion designer who ever lived.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You are not my father.
Hey, watch me move.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Give me the wrench.
I'm going to need a jailer.
We've only got one of these.
Be yourself!
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I'm trying to open it.
I feel annoyed.
You never take me seriously.
You're really something!
It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.
Who left a latte in the guest room?
I love spring in Ireland.
Whoop-whoop.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You should start a business.
I can offer you a bagel.
I never wanted to die.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
My love, it's so juicy.
Can I make lunch?
You are so kind to me.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
We're insignificant.
How dare you laugh at me!
Did you eat this morning?
You are a thief.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Poverty is like a picnic in the park...
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Cooking is good for the soul.
This room is unstable.
You should make peace with your mother.
It's almost over
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We are cold.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I will always want you.
I want you to marry me.
I know more than you realise.
Please, stop smoking.
A girl needs her mother.
It's not right.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Show me the kite.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Who left a panda in the basement?
This looks suspicious.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Your eyes have turned purple.
I am going to the party.
I see you every day.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I never hurt anybody.
I have lost the will to live.
I'm the only lifeguard on this planet
Let's get it
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
We're weird.
Can I make sense?
I have the will.
I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?
I want that elephant out of my life!
We need to order pizza.
I'm going to need a nurse.
You are so nice to me.
You dropped it.
Did you get lucky last night?
I love spring in France.
It's giving me a headache.
I feel decadent.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You should ask your father.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I want you to betray me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Get ready to dance.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
You're crazy!
I want to tell you about the kitchen.
Your tongue has turned red.
Who left a wolf in the lounge room?
I'm the only geologist on this planet
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
We should go to the police.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
I see you have done this before.
Just try not to cry
Leave it to the professionals.
When I was little, I wanted to be a professor.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I love winter in Spain.
I feel skeptical.
I will always hate you.
I have the letter.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
This looks edible.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You are impudent.
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
We need to make a plan.
You are not my favourite.
Please, remain silent.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Someone's in here.
I want you to be naive.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I'll keep guard.
I have time.
I know what happened.
Take the piano and leave.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Give me the screwdriver.
Stop, in the name of love.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Alright, who left a spatula in the bedroom?
I see you are thinking.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I can offer you a muffin.
I want you to kill me.
I'm the worst miner who ever lived.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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