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I can offer you a good price.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Get ready to die.

I never gave up hope.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

This room is haunted.

You could never want me.

I see you for who you are.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You're going to need a fork.

I can't find my duck anywhere.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

You made me cry on purpose.

Someone's in here.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I want that otter out of my room!

Leave it here.

I feel angry.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

I want you to cook for me.

You can't have it.

I could never love you.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

This is a fine mess

It's time to go to bed.

Delivery!

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'm a ghost.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Your tongue has turned red.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I am going to Easter.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Why do you love me, so much?

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Hand me the shovel.

Hey, watch me move.

Take this with you.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I love winter in Germany.

It's not easy.

I'm crazy.

We're ghosts.

I'll open it.

I have time.

I've reported it to the President.

We need to fight.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I should start a business.

Love is like a forest...

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

Take the money and leave.

You are not my daughter.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I have the letter.

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...

This room is shrinking.

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to be tidy.

You are so good to me.

Can I make believe?

You could never hate me.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'm going to need a gate-keeper.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I feel invisible.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Darling, it's delicious.

You should make peace with your father.

Did you fart today?

I know what to do.

This looks peculiar.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Cooking is good for the soul.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Good night!

How dare you smile at me!

Am I dead, or not?

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Please, don't eat that.

We've only got one bullet.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

I need you.

I want that dog out of my house!

I want you to stop questioning me.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I can't find my car anywhere.

Take this for luck.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

If you don't want it, put it back.

It's time to make lunch.

Open the window.

Someone's watching us.

We're gods.

Take the drink and go.

You are handsome.

I've reported it to mother.

You are my sunshine.

Hey, watch me leave.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

It's your fault that the show was cancelled.

I volunteer to go!

Who left a can opener in the cell?

Leave it outside.

Why do you tease me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Be careful!

How much influence do you have?

I'm the worst nurse on this planet

My life matters.

When I was little, I wanted to be an archer.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?

A girl needs her own room.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

It's giving me grief.

It's not appropriate.

You monster!

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

You could never love me.

I want you to look at me.

When the lights go out, start crying.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

Please, remain silent.

I have money.

You're alone in the universe.

I want that crab out of my room!

You're never going to get away with this!

You are not my son.

I have to tell you about the latte.

Don't wait to be asked.

I have the gun.

I'm going to need a broker.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Sound the alarm!

This looks odd.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

Dammit, who left a knife in the studio?

We're going to need a spatula.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Good grief!

Hand me the bike.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We should think about this.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You should listen to your mother.

I've reported it to the press.

Open your heart.

You will always fascinate me.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

This room is unstable.

Let's watch the game

My love, it's delicious.

You are an inspiration.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jeweler.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Friendship is like a picnic in the park...

Get ready to laugh.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I'm the only doctor who ever lived.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Leave it alone.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I know what happened.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

You burned it on purpose.

Hey, watch me dance.

This is a stick up.

We're going to need a record producer.

You lost it.

We are aloof.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Who left an ukulele in the lounge room?

I want you to be self-indulgent.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

I want you to betray me.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Your eyes have turned spotted.

My life means nothing.

Put it here.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're going to need a saw.

Please, stop laughing.

I am going to the wedding.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I volunteer to eat it!

A boy needs discipline.

You devil!

You're under arrest!

Just breathe

No one can ever know the truth.

How dare you laugh at me!

Find some proof that I tricked you.

We need to stay.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Take the piano and go.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You are so nice to me.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

It's time to go.

I love winter in India.

I have faith.

You are not my favourite.

We're crazy.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I heard weeping coming from the dungeon.

When the lights go out, hide.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You will always hate me.

I have the will.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

I never really lived.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Throw it here.

I could never need you.

I want you to read to me.

You never take me seriously.

This is the right time to be alone.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a garbage collector.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

It's not alive.

This is a day to remember

We're going to need a knife.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

You are a handsome devil.

Leave it to the professionals.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I'm a god.

I'm the best shipwright who ever lived.

I feel brave.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

I know the future.

Wealth is like a bar of soap...

It's giving me an error message.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

Take the money and die.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I have the time.

Be better!

Open sesame.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Good morning!

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

I'm going to need a nanny.

You are superstitious.

This looks great.

Give me the teddy bear.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I see you know what to do.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Whoop-whoop.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Get ready for this.

You dropped it.

It's time to pack your bags.

I have 20-20 vision.

We're cursed.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I love you.

Can I make a contribution?

No one can ever know what we did.

Buying a house is like opening a letter...

I never wanted to die.

My life is a mystery.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I knew you could live like this.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Your tongue has turned stripey.

You're really something!

Find some proof that she lied to you.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I want you to be chummy.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I'll watch.

I want that puppy out of my room!

I'm the worst fashion designer who ever lived.

We need to open it.

Take this and pray.

You are my only hope.

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

You need me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Poverty is like a camera...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I have the card.

Did you get lucky last night?

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

I love summer in Hong Kong.

You should write to your father.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

I'm trying to understand.

I'm going to need an executioner.

I should pay the bill.

I'm lucky.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

I see you smiling.

You are a godsend.

I will always need you.

My love, it's so expensive.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Falling in love is like opening a window...

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a mojito.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

This looks interesting.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Hand me the teddy bear.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I volunteer as tribute!

Be yourself!

We're going to need a spoon.

I feel rejected.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

We need to eat.

Let's get it

You are sarcastic.

You're going to pay!

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Drop it here.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

A girl needs her grandfather.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I want to tell you about the witch.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

You're cursed.

You are my son.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Can I make a home?

I knew you could see it through.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Stop, in the name of love.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the stable.

You never listen.

Open the bottle.

I want you to listen to me.

I'm going to need a teacher.

Take the drink and leave.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

I want that wombat out of my car!

Someone's locked the door.

I've reported it to the police.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I feel terrible.

A girl needs boundaries.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

You can have it.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want you to document my trip to England.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

I want you to be obedient.

You are not my father.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Don't just stand there.

We need to break up.

It's almost over

I am noncommittal.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

You could never need me.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I am going to the funeral.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

We're the same person.

I love summer in Spain.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I'm the worst carpenter who ever lived.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

I want that elephant out of my room!

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

A girl needs confidence.

Let's drink

Why do you hate me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You should ask for more money.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

Throw me the spatula.

Your tongue has turned green.

Maybe no one will notice

You angel!

Please, stand.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I knew you could survive.

You are a liar.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I am inspired.

No one can ever know that I like you

You are so mean to me.

We're going to need a hammer.

You never stop to think.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I can offer you a sandwich.

You should protect your mother.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Who left a can opener in the garage?

I'll wait here.

You're a god.

Don't ask any questions.

No one will ever know

Did you eat at work?

Throw me the icecream.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I see you have done this before.

Can I make changes?

When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.

This looks suspicious.

We've only got one chance.

Your ears have turned purple.

I want that chicken out of my room!

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Please, stop doing that.

It's not for sale.

I know more than you realise.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

You are abrasive.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

Someone's listening.

You're special.

Take this with water.

I should vote.

We're going to need a conductor.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Who left a turtle in the classroom?

I'm the worst geologist on this planet

Take the piano and die.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

I feel insecure.

You should find your mother.

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

You won't find it.

Your face has turned pink.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

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