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No one can ever know what we did.

I have the knife.

You are so nice to me.

Let's watch the game

I know the future.

Be yourself!

Show me the fork.

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

I never hurt anybody.

Leave it alone.

Sound the alarm!

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Good grief!

I feel impulsive.

I'll get it.

If you don't want it, put it back.

We're alone in the universe.

I have 20-20 vision.

Open sesame.

I want you to listen to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

We're ghosts.

Take the piano and die.

You are my love.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I've reported it to the President.

You should find your father.

I can offer you an ale.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm the worst matador on this planet

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

I love you.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Please, don't move.

You need me.

Who left a wrench in the sauna?

You're really something!

This room is unstable.

Can I make magic?

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's coming this way.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I knew you could see it through.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

You need it.

A girl needs love.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

All's well that ends well

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Take this with water.

Open it here.

I'm trying to leave.

I'm a god.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Life is like a violin...

I'll wait here.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

This is the right time to be afraid.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

I feel pathetic.

We should think about this.

I'm lucky.

Hey, watch me smile.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

It's time to go to bed.

We need to play.

When the party starts, start singing.

Good morning!

I am going to the funeral.

I know where you were.

We're going to need a hammer.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You should find your mother.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Seek and you shall find.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I can offer you a job.

I want you to inspire me.

Can I make a sound?

Find some proof that he tricked you.

This room is shrinking.

I will always love you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I've reported it to Interpol.

You monster!

You are so mean to me.

My life matters.

Take the money and go.

I love autumn in China.

We're the same person.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I can offer you an icecream.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Give me the pickle.

I knew you could live like this.

I want you to be impulsive.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I'm a ghost.

A girl needs her own room.

I want to tell you about Friday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

You never listen.

Don't fool around.

This is a day to remember

I have a secret.

I'm trying to believe you.

I need to tell you about the bread-stick.

Take this with you.

Your ears have turned brown.

It's giving me a headache.

You're going to need a saw.

We're going to need a matador.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Having a child is like doing chores...

I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.

You are an inspiration.

You should write to your father.

We've only got one option.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I see you know what to do.

I just want a stapler. What's wrong with that?

It's time to make lunch.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Did you eat while I was away?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Your nose has turned purple.

I'm the best pilot who ever lived.

I have the card.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I know what happened.

I can offer you a Heineken.

Let's play

This room is bugged.

Leave it here.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Be safe!

Who left a monkey in the closet?

It was your fault that the wig came off.

You are so good to me.

I want you to look at me.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

We should pay the bill.

Whoop-whoop.

I love winter in Canada.

Can I make up a story?

We need to open it.

You're crazy!

Your eyes have turned yellow.

I'm going to need a spatula.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

You are my everything.

A girl needs confidence.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

You burned it on purpose.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

How much influence do you have?

My love, it's beautiful.

I knew you could open it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

We're gods.

I have lost the will to live.

I never loved you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

My life is a mystery.

Take this and pray.

This looks familiar.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Hand me the guitar.

I'm the only barber on this planet

You found it.

I feel shy.

We're magnificent.

Stop, in the name of love.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a lot of wood.

Don't ask any questions.

You should protect your mother.

I've reported it to the press.

You never say what you're thinking.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Get ready for this.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I'll help.

Your cheeks have turned green.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Give it here.

We need to help each other.

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

Take the drink and go.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Let's dance

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

I love fall in England.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

I'm going to need a cartoonist.

I want you to read to me.

Can I make joy?

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You are so kind to me.

It wasn't your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

I heard a sound coming from the laundry.

You are appreciative.

This looks nice.

Who left a whiskey in the wardrobe?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You are not my father.

I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.

I know who you are.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Time to shine

If you're done, we'll get started.

How much money do you have?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm the worst accountant who ever lived.

This is a fine mess

Don't just stand there.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I have the poem.

I want you to be original.

I feel doubtful.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Did you get lucky last night?

Delivery!

I have needs.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I love autumn in Ireland.

It's not yours.

I see you smiling.

Open the bottle.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Someone's watching us.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I'll get ready.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

This looks odd.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I want that cat out of my house!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're a ghost.

Ha-cha-cha.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You're alone in the universe.

You are not my mother.

Knitting is good for the soul.

We're going to need an air traffic controller.

I will always hate you.

Can I make noises?

Alright, who left a lemonade in the office?

I heard a sound coming from the library.

This room is haunted.

Take the drink and leave.

Please, listen to me.

This is a stick up.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You are a thief.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

You never have time for me.

Friendship is like a beautiful melody...

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to be fuming.

I just want a beer. What's wrong with that?

You can't have it.

I want you to stop me.

Patience is a virtue

You should make peace with your father.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I can offer you a good price.

You will always hate me.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Running for office is like eating a salad...

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Someone's listening.

Did you eat today?

I'm going to need a shovel.

I love fall in Brazil.

You are my only hope.

It's not working.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

Let's go

I have the letter.

I'm going to need an explorer.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

A boy needs confidence.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

You're no good.

I should ask for more money.

I knew you could fix it.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

You can have it.

This is a fine ship

I want you to betray me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I need to tell you about the party.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I heard a sound coming from the cloakroom.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

Who left a merlot in the lounge room?

Get ready to die.

I need to tell you about the shipwright.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I am going to the grand opening.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to be effeminate.

When I was little, I wanted to be a judge.

I want you to document my trip to England.

We've only got one chance.

Someone's locked the door.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Throw me the hammer.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

This looks bad.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Hey, watch me leave.

You are thoughtless.

I want that moose out of my life!

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I have the gun.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Dare to dream

Don't wait to be asked.

I need you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

My life is cursed.

I feel concerned.

You devil!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Dammit, who left a doll in the library?

You should think about this.

Take the piano and go.

I see you came prepared.

I can offer you a muffin.

You will always need me.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

I'll listen.

A boy needs love.

Open your heart.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I've reported it to mother.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

No one can ever know that I like you

When the party starts, make a run for it.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

I have powers.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I volunteer to go!

You broke the vase on purpose.

Drop it here.

It's not going to fit.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

I want that wolf out of my room!

Darling, it's so expensive.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Who left a daiquiri in the basement?

This is the worst time to be angry.

It's almost over

Buying a house is like opening a door...

I want you to be reliable.

Your ears have turned grey.

You're crazy.

You are my sunshine.

I see you let yourself in.

Hand me the can opener.

Death is like a canvas...

I never could make up my mind.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It wasn't my fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

Get ready to dance.

Let's drink

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

I feel odd.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You are a twit.

We are fiery.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want that rabbit out of my room!

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

When the bell rings, hide.

I want you to help me.

Don't get too close.

It's not dead.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Can I make up?

I know what to do.

Hey, watch me move.

I see you every day.

I'm trying to save you.

I'm the best dentist on this planet

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Your lips have turned stripey.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I can offer you a kebab.

You're cursed.

Good night!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Give me the skateboard.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I am going to the wedding.

Alright, who left a wine in the corridor?

Did you eat last night?

You deserve this

I feel serene.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

You're going down!

We've only got one bullet.

I want to tell you about the living room.

A boy needs his mother.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

It's giving me an error message.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Darling, it's delicious.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Time is like a guitar...

How much luck do you have?

You are an idiot.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

This looks suspicious.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

You could never hate me.

It's not mine.

We need to make better decisions.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

Am I dead, or not?

Hey, watch me dance.

I am muddle-headed.

You're special.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I volunteer as tribute!

I can offer you a bagel.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

This is the worst time to be happy.

You're going to need a fork.

I should think about this.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Dammit, who left a lemur in the office?

My life means nothing.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

All good things must come to an end.

Your face has turned orange.

Someone's having a bad day.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

No one suspects a thing

You are my favourite.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

I'll watch.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

You will always love me.

I feel emotional.

Good luck!

You're going to need a chief of police.

I want that ant out of my life!

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