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I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Someone's having a bad day.
I want that elephant out of my life!
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to help me.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
You can do this
My love, it's so juicy.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
This room is haunted.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Good grief!
A girl needs her own room.
When the lights go out, hide.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You angel!
I want you to stop questioning me.
I can offer you an icecream.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Please, stop shouting.
This looks peculiar.
Sound the alarm!
Your tongue has turned black.
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Who left an umbrella in the bathroom?
I could never love you.
Give it here.
I know math.
I feel sore.
I'm a god.
We're lucky.
You should make peace with your father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Leave it until morning.
I never really lived.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Take the drink and leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Let's go
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
I've reported it to mother.
This is the worst time to be here.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
I am going to the grand opening.
Slow but sure.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're going to need a can opener.
Did you get lucky this morning?
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I want you to be reflective.
We need to make out.
I am disillusioned.
Buying a house is like making a sandwich...
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Can I make a difference?
You never listen.
Someone's watching us.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to stop smelling me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Am I dead, or not?
I have the gun.
Take this for luck.
I volunteer myself!
It's time to pack your bags.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Open the window.
This is a day to remember
I want you to hold me.
Hand me the fork.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want to tell you about the beer.
Don't upset your father, not now.
My life matters.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
You're weird.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
You are a liar.
I'm going to need a guitarist.
Don't wait to be asked.
We're ghosts.
It's not easy.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I see you came prepared.
Who left a burger in the attic?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Be yourself!
I'll be here, if you need me.
Get ready to run.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I'm a ghost.
Take the piano and die.
You could never need me.
We need to close it.
You are so good to me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I know where you were.
Did you fart last night?
You're coming with me!
I feel surprised.
It was your fault that the boat floated away.
Sleep is like a forest...
I am ignorant.
I never wanted to die.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
Learning is like opening a window...
I love fall in Brazil.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You can have it.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You're going to need a shovel.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Why do you hate me, so much?
No one can ever know the truth.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want that alligator out of my room!
It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.
Okay. Just do what I do.
My life is cursed.
I am going to the party.
Open the curtains.
Throw me the fork.
Leave it here.
Someone's coming this way.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
We're gods.
When I was little, I wanted to be a journalist.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Hey, watch me move.
I volunteer as tribute!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
A boy needs love.
You never take me seriously.
Darling, it's delicious.
How dare you look at me!
Your face has turned stripey.
Be better!
You're going to need a lot of food.
I want you to inspire me.
It's giving me hope.
Get ready to die.
I want you to be prejudiced.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I knew you could see it through.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Please, don't move.
I'm weird.
You are an inspiration.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I have 20-20 vision.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Take this with water.
I'm the only janitor on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
I feel worked up.
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.
You want it.
I could never want you.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are my inspiration.
We're the same person.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I'll keep guard.
First come, first served.
I never hurt anybody.
This is a fine mess
You are repugnant.
Let's eat
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We've only got one option.
I should go to the police.
This room is shrinking.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I can offer you a Coke.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I can offer you a job.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
Open the bottle.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Am I coming with you, or not?
My life is over.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
When the bell rings, start singing.
It was my fault that the party was ruined.
You should write to your father.
I want that cheetah out of my house!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
This is crazy
Hey, watch me smile.
You're a god.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You lost it.
It's time to make lunch.
Delivery!
Someone's locked the door.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
We should start a business.
You're no good.
Who left a monkey in the corridor?
I'm trying to win.
I want you to betray me.
We need to break up.
I have time.
Good night!
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Getting married is like applying for a job...
You never have time for me.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I know more than you realise.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I heard a noise coming from the chapel.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
It's giving me a headache.
You monster!
We're going to need a magistrate.
Please, be careful.
I volunteer to go!
You're crazy!
How dare you smile at me!
This looks great.
I never loved you.
Leave it outside.
Open it here.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
Give me the saw.
A boy needs confidence.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
You burned it on purpose.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You are the best person I have ever met.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Be safe!
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm the greatest dictator who ever lived.
You are a godsend.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to be crafty.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I feel doubtful.
You should call your father.
I want you to stop blaming me.
It was your fault that the label came off.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Take the money and die.
Your nose has turned black.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
We need to make a plan.
When the party starts, hide.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You are hardy.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
I can offer you a pickle.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I know who you are.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You never do what I want.
Let's drink
I want you to marry me.
I want that goat out of my room!
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Can I make up?
Open sesame.
It's not heavy.
A boy needs his grandfather.
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Plug it in here.
Hand me the can opener.
You are not my son.
Alright, who left a wolf in the living room?
You are so kind to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Be careful!
Take this with you.
I feel youthful.
I have the poem.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Don't get too close.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I'm the only hotelier on this planet
This looks suspicious.
Get ready for this.
I see you let yourself in.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.
I want to tell you about the the submarine.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm trying to forgive you.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You're going to pay!
I am restless.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I am going to Christmas.
This is a stick up.
I want you to stop believing in me.
It's giving me an error message.
You are my everything.
You are an artist.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
We're going to need a knife.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You will always want me.
You should listen to your father.
Please, sit down.
You are not my favourite.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
I want that puppy out of my car!
Just breathe
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I love fall in Antarctica.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
A boy needs his father.
Your eyes have turned black.
I'll watch.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Death is like a guitar...
We should vote.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Someone's in here.
I know the future.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Throw me the can opener.
My life means nothing.
I've reported it to the President.
We need to help each other.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
I just want a beer. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be money-minded.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I have to tell you about the Guinness.
I'm lucky.
When I was little, I wanted to be a physician.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I feel stupid.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
This room is unstable.
I am going to the wedding.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
You're going to need a fork.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
This is a fine ship
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Okay, who left a doll in the corridor?
You are so nice to me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I know what happened.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Let's get it
I want you to kill me.
I have the letter.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I can offer you a wine.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Good luck!
I love winter in America.
Fears are like spaghetti...
You are my only hope.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You're crazy.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to be resourceful.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
We need to unite.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want that snail out of my car!
Can I make it better?
Am I under arrest, or not?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I'm the greatest herald who ever lived.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
It's going to be okay
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You made me cry on purpose.
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
I want to tell you about the unicorn.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It's not working.
You could never despise me.
You're going to need a lot of help.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
How dare you laugh at me!
I'll listen.
Good morning!
I can't find my room anywhere.
You are nonchalant.
You are a poet.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
Show me the muffin.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm the worst banker on this planet
Show no mercy
Let's watch TV!
We need to order pizza.
You won't find it.
I have the card.
I want you to be agreeable.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'm trying to save you.
You're alone in the universe.
This looks interesting.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Little pitchers have big ears.
You are not my type.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Open the door.
I love winter in Canada.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Your victory is like a camera...
You're going to need a spoon.
We've only got one life.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Can I make a movie?
You devil!
You are so mean to me.
It's not the right size.
You're really something!
I bet you know why I'm alone.
All's well that ends well
Your cheeks have turned purple.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
We're going to need an evangelist.
I'm the worst principal on this planet
I am balanced.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
This room is bugged.
I want you to stop me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You broke it.
I feel glamorous.
Throw it here.
We need to play.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I love spring in Hong Kong.
Let's watch the game
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
You will always love me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I'm cursed.
Get ready to dance.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Who left a kite in the chapel?
Hand me the cracker.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You're amazing!
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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