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Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Bravery is like a canvas...

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You are an idiot.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Darling, it's alive.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

Who left a tiger in the control room?

I'm the best deputy on this planet

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm broke.

It's not ready.

A girl needs her mother.

I can offer you a job.

This is a day to remember

You need it.

Your cheeks have turned green.

Take this for luck.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

You never sing anymore.

I'm going to need a spatula.

It's almost over

I have the poem.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I have to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.

You will always despise me.

I have 20-20 vision.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

My life is a mystery.

We're ghosts.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

I want you to kill me.

Plug it in here.

No one can ever know the truth.

Stop, in the name of the law.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to stop loving me.

Be better!

I love fall in France.

I will always want you.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

Hey, watch me move.

You're a ghost.

I can offer you a whiskey.

Did you fart at work?

This room is unstable.

I'll sit on it.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You crashed the car on purpose.

I'm trying to leave.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

You're going to need a lot of food.

You monster!

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Get ready to dance.

I see you let yourself in.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You are so kind to me.

I'm going to need a ventriloquist.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

When the bell rings, start singing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a herbalist.

I'm cursed.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Don't ask any questions.

Hand me the fork.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are a handsome devil.

I am terrible.

Your eyes have turned brown.

It's not tight enough.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

We need to make a plan.

Let's drink

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I feel invulnerable.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to stop me.

You're really something!

Knitting is all I can manage now.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Who left an ale in the kitchen?

If you don't want it, put it back.

We've only got one chance.

I should vote.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You should protect your mother.

Take this with water.

I have powers.

You are my sunshine.

I want that elephant out of my car!

I love autumn in Germany.

I heard laughter coming from the corridor.

This room is haunted.

You burned it on purpose.

You are so nice to me.

Please, give me that.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Did you fart while I was away?

It's time to brush your teeth.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We're the same person.

I never wanted this.

I could never want you.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You are not my type.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

Don't wait to be asked.

Good luck!

I feel playful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

It's not for sale.

You will always need me.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I want you to be vivacious.

A boy needs confidence.

How dare you smile at me!

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Someone's having a bad day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I'm going to need a knife.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

When the lights go out, start crying.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a good price.

This is a stick up.

It's giving me an error message.

You are my favourite.

You dropped it.

You are a twit.

Be careful!

I'm the worst bishop who ever lived.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I can offer you a rum and coke.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Your lips have turned red.

Your face has turned green.

I want you to cook for me.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Take the drink and die.

I'll keep guard.

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Stop, in the name of love.

I have the will.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

My life means nothing.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Delivery!

I never wanted to die.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Get ready to laugh.

Can I make a pie?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

You are so good to me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Let's watch TV!

Throw me the hammer.

Please, don't eat that.

I feel desperate.

We need to open it.

It's time to go to bed.

Time to shine

You never take me seriously.

Leave it here.

You should listen to your father.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I know math.

Fear is like a party...

You're going to need a spatula.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I see you every day.

You can't have it.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Someone's coming this way.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

It's not yours.

You are not my conscience.

We're magnificent.

You will always fascinate me.

No one can ever know what we did.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I've reported it to the press.

I'll wait here.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

You're a god.

I have the card.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Am I dead, or not?

I want you to love me.

Take the drink and go.

You're going down!

I'm the worst bandit who ever lived.

We need to go.

Let's play

I can offer you a banana.

You are despicable.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Sound the alarm!

I never loved you.

Drop it here.

A boy needs his own room.

Get ready to run.

We're gods.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

My life matters.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Open the curtains.

Did you eat just now?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I volunteer as tribute!

This room is shrinking.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

You angel!

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to document my trip to England.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hand me the shovel.

This looks familiar.

How dare you look at me!

Who left a pickle in the kitchen?

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

You are my love.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Take the money and go.

I want you to kiss me.

I'm the worst torturer who ever lived.

I want you to be cerebral.

I have to tell you about the lemonade.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I want you to stop tricking me.

We're going to need an inventor.

I'm going to need a can opener.

Good morning!

It's time to pack your bags.

Someone's in here.

Please, stop crying.

Keep your chin up.

You could never hate me.

I'm a ghost.

I want that duck out of my car!

Why do you love me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You are not my son.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

You are a thief.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Show me the celery stick.

I hate you.

I've reported it to mother.

Strength is like an ocean...

I have money.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

You won't find it.

I am reactive.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter.

I'll watch.

You made me cry on purpose.

Open the window.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to be witty.

You deserve this

Did you fart yesterday?

I see you smiling.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Be safe!

You should make peace with your mother.

Hey, watch me dance.

I know who you are.

I am going to Easter.

I'm trying to understand.

We should think about this.

This is a fine mess

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I have the gun.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want that frog out of my room!

This looks peculiar.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I want you to document my trip to America.

Please, give up while you can.

You never do what I want.

I'm the worst sheepshearer on this planet

You're going to need an air traffic controller.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Getting married is like changing your underwear...

Who left a goldfish in the library?

I never could make up my mind.

You devil!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You are a hero.

You could never fascinate me.

You're under arrest!

I can offer you a punch.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I despise you.

Take this and pray.

I bet you know why I'm here.

We've only got one bullet.

Life is like a movie...

I knew you could fix it.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

Can I make a splash?

Get ready, or get out.

I need to tell you about Friday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I see you came prepared.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a beautician.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I feel patriotic.

Open your heart.

I have the letter.

I've reported it to the police.

A boy needs his friends.

This looks great.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You should buy a lottery ticket.

You never have time for me.

You found it.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Your tongue has turned purple.

Show me the hammer.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can offer you a kebab.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

I'm the only poet who ever lived.

Hey, watch me smile.

Don't fool around.

I volunteer to go!

You broke the vase on purpose.

My love, it's delicious.

We need to play.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'm crazy.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Can I make an effort?

It's giving me hope.

How dare you laugh at me!

Crime is like a multi-choice quiz...

Who left a slice of pizza in the laundry?

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Please, stop shouting.

I want that fly out of my car!

You broke it.

I have time.

Clothes do not make the man.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Your face has turned red.

I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

I'll get it.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

It's not easy.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You should vote.

This looks bad.

I never really lived.

Don't just stand there.

You are so mean to me.

A girl needs love.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

You are not my daughter.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

You are my father.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

I want you to betray me.

You're going to need a coach.

Throw it here.

I am contemplative.

I see you have done this before.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Did you get lucky this morning?

This is the perfect time to be here.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Throw me the guitar.

Open the door.

Good night!

It's time to go.

You should ask your mother.

You're weird.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Can I make a kite?

I want you to be offensive.

I can offer you a pickle.

Who left a daiquiri in the outhouse?

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

You reap what you sow.

Let's watch the game

It's not safe.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

When the door opens, start crying.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to listen to me.

I volunteer myself!

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

The truth is like a canvas...

How much influence do you have?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.

A boy needs discipline.

I feel hesitant.

It was your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.

We're going to need a criminal.

You never say what you're thinking.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

You should write to your father.

Patience is a virtue

Your eyes have turned blue.

I see you are thinking.

You are an inspiration.

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I'll help.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

I'm a god.

I want you to be brittle.

I could never need you.

Like father, like son.

I am going to Christmas.

Leave it alone.

You are not my father.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Can I make magic?

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You're never going to get away with this!

Who left a wrench in the cell?

We've only got one hope.

You are contradictory.

You are my everything.

Don't get too close.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I have the scroll.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I never hurt anybody.

I'm going to need an oracle.

You never stop to think.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Please, stop smoking.

Failure is like a beautiful song...

This looks nice.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I want you to help me.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

It's your fault that the dog died.

Darling, it's dead.

This room is bugged.

We are dissonant.

I want that dinosaur out of my room!

Dead men tell no tales.

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