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Running for office is like lighting a candle...
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Plug it in here.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Take this and pray.
A boy needs his grandfather.
We need to stop.
I'm trying to win.
You are my mother.
I feel calm.
I hate you.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
You can do this
We should think about this.
You're weird.
Open the window.
I want you to hold me.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Please, stop crying.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
It's your fault that the train was late.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I love winter in Switzerland.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It takes two to tango.
We're ghosts.
I know who you are.
This room is shrinking.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You devil!
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I bet you know why I'm here.
We're going to need an oracle.
Your nose has turned blue.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Let's dance
I can offer you a celery stick.
This is a day to remember
Take the drink and die.
Get ready to dance.
Good night!
You're really something!
I want you to stop tricking me.
Who left an ukulele in the kitchen?
You can have it.
I'll watch.
You never call me.
My life means nothing.
You're a god.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want that snail out of my car!
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You are so good to me.
You're going to need a lot of food.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
When I was little, I wanted to be a lifeguard.
Cooking is good for the soul.
We need to break up.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
Dreams are like chocolate...
It's time to go.
I want you.
How dare you laugh at me!
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You're alone in the universe.
I feel foolish.
I never really lived.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I've reported it to the President.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Open the curtains.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You're going to need a mayor.
You will always need me.
I want you to be free and easy.
You made me cry on purpose.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's not working.
Did you fart this morning?
Maybe no one will notice
Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Leave it here.
I'm the greatest archaeologist on this planet
You are not my son.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Show me the wrench.
Let's get it
You can't have it.
I am going to the grand opening.
Who left a monkey in the wardrobe?
Your eyes have turned brown.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.
I'll wait here.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We're the same person.
I want you to cook for me.
Get ready to die.
A girl needs her space.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
I volunteer to eat it!
Good luck!
I see you every day.
Sound the alarm!
Delivery!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
You're going to need a gate-keeper.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You're going to pay!
I feel lazy.
I never killed anyone.
I know math.
I'm going to need a fork.
We are solitary.
You're a ghost.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
You should write to your father.
We need to unite.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We're no good.
I should quit.
Your face has turned yellow.
This is the right time to be afraid.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I will always despise you.
I have the gun.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
I love spring in America.
Let's eat
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
This room is bugged.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
We've only got one bullet.
I've reported it to Interpol.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I can offer you a job.
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want that tortoise out of my house!
When the door opens, make a run for it.
A girl needs her own room.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I need to tell you about the coffee.
I see you let yourself in.
I'm trying to believe you.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I am going to Christmas.
Someone's watching us.
I need to tell you about Friday.
Ha-cha-cha.
Good grief!
It's giving me an error message.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You never take me seriously.
I'm the greatest bank robber on this planet
I have money.
Just be yourself
I can't find my chicken anywhere.
You're going to need a garbage collector.
We're lucky.
Don't get too close.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I am articulate.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We should ask for more money.
Love is like a movie...
Can I make a splash?
I want you to inspire me.
Leave it alone.
It's not going to fit.
I love winter in Canada.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs his space.
Your nose has turned white.
Take the piano and go.
Who left a kebab in the stable?
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
I never hurt anybody.
Darling, it's alive.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
Please, don't move.
I can offer you a pinot.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I want you to stop blaming me.
You are not my mother.
Open sesame.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Let's drink
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
This room is haunted.
Be careful!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
You burned it on purpose.
I see you came prepared.
I know what happened.
Someone's listening.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Good morning!
You are a thief.
We're gods.
I want that giraffe out of my life!
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
A girl needs discipline.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to be sporting.
I love fall in Spain.
When I was little, I wanted to be a weaver.
I want you to betray me.
Show me the bread-stick.
I need to tell you about the mermaid.
You despise me.
You are my sunshine.
Can I make dessert?
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
It wasn't my fault that the show was cancelled.
I want you to stop loving me.
Who left a pony in the garage?
I feel at ease.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
All's well that ends well
We need to play.
You monster!
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Get ready for this.
It's giving me hope.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Take the drink and leave.
I know where you were.
I heard laughter coming from the control room.
You are not my daughter.
I'm going to need a knife.
I have faith.
Fears are like chocolate...
Please, give me that.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You should listen to your mother.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Did you get lucky last night?
I have the knife.
We're going to need a juggler.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Reading is all I can manage now.
I want that cat out of my life!
Am I coming with you, or not?
This is a fine ship
Stop, in the name of love.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are so mean to me.
I knew you could fix it.
I want you to love me.
My love, it's so expensive.
Can I make money?
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to be enthusiastic.
My life is cursed.
Hand me the bagel.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
No one suspects a thing
You're under arrest!
We're cursed.
You want it.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
Get ready to laugh.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take the piano and die.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I see you smiling.
I have to tell you about the wine cellar.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I love spring in Australia.
I'm a god.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I'll get ready.
Be better!
I'm trying to understand.
I heard weeping coming from the laundry.
Friendship is like a guitar...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a chef.
I feel frisky.
This looks interesting.
Leave it until morning.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Dreams are like marshmallows...
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I will always need you.
Did you fart last night?
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
My love, it's so shiny.
Your tongue has turned white.
I never wanted to die.
I can't find my chardonnay anywhere.
I know the future.
You are so nice to me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's not mine.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know how we did it.
I can offer you a good price.
Hey, watch me leave.
How much money do you have?
I can offer you a burger.
You are an artist.
I want that pony out of my life!
I knew you could live like this.
Who left a hot dog in the outhouse?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Take this with you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mathematician.
If you're done, we'll get started.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
My life matters.
This room is unstable.
I'm going to need a wrench.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
You never say what you're thinking.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Please, be careful.
Someone's coming this way.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Get ready to run.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I could never hate you.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You are so kind to me.
You should call your mother.
I feel romantic.
I want to tell you about Monday.
I never felt so alone.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
It's your fault that the cat died.
It's giving me a headache.
You're never going to get away with this!
You're lucky.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I'll get it.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's not for sale.
I have needs.
You are eloquent.
Pain is like a canvas...
I can offer you a saké.
Your ears have turned spotted.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Can I make history?
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to be inert.
I'm going to need an exterminator.
You are a genius.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You broke it.
Fight fire with fire.
We need to eat.
Take this with water.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
We're going to need a fork.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Hand me the knife.
I want that horse out of my house!
This is a fine mess
When the lights go out, remain calm.
You're crazy.
Laughing is all I can manage now.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You are not my father.
Dying is like taking medicine...
This is the right time to be happy.
I need to tell you about the the North Pole.
You never smile.
Let's play
Throw it here.
Okay, who left an umbrella in the lobby?
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
Can I make music?
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
I want you to read to me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm going to need a scout.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I love summer in China.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
You should ask for more money.
You could never hate me.
Get ready, or get out.
I have the card.
Be safe!
I want that squirrel out of my life!
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
How much time do you have?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
We're magnificent.
No one can ever know what we did.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I feel excited.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Take the money and die.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
Your nose has turned orange.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
We need to order pizza.
You are callous.
To the victor go the spoils.
This looks suspicious.
It's time to make lunch.
I'll sit on it.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I can offer you a muffin.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me dance.
We should quit.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You lost it.
I volunteer to go!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Someone's having a bad day.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's not appropriate.
I can't find my kangaroo anywhere.
You will always love me.
You are my reason for living.
Please, give up while you can.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I have powers.
I'm the worst librarian on this planet
I want that fish out of my life!
I want you to help me.
Drop it here.
I'm crazy.
I am going to Easter.
You are a poet.
You're coming with me!
Take the piano and leave.
Whatever happens, don't panic
When the door opens, start crying.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
I have to tell you about the cocktail.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
Your cheeks have turned red.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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