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You made me cry on purpose.
I can offer you a croissant.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I love spring in Switzerland.
Throw me the kite.
Please, sit down.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I've reported it to the press.
I have the will.
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Am I under arrest, or not?
Get ready, or get out.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm a god.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
We're going to need a can opener.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
I'm the best assassin on this planet
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Your nose has turned blue.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I know math.
I can't find my Jim Beam anywhere.
You should vote.
We need to help each other.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Let's drink
I'm going to need a lot of money.
You know it.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Someone's watching us.
You should write to your mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.
This is crazy
I want you to hold me.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
We're going to need a DJ.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Leave it here.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
We've only got one chance.
Did you eat today?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Why do you tease me, so much?
We're magnificent.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I have lost the will to live.
I am going to the funeral.
Throw it here.
My love, it's alive.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Can I make up?
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Delivery!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You despise me.
Sound the alarm!
We're ghosts.
I want you to be reliable.
My life means nothing.
This looks bad.
Give me the slice of pizza.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Take this for luck.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
You are not my favourite.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I see you smiling.
Good luck!
I volunteer to eat it!
I have the card.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Be yourself!
I'm the worst private detective on this planet
I'm going to need a hammer.
I am vacuous.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I know the future.
Take the drink and go.
You should protect your mother.
I want you to stop blaming me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I knew you could turn things around.
I want that squirrel out of my room!
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
We should quit.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Let's go
Show no mercy
Get ready to run.
We need to fight.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
When the bell rings, start crying.
I want you to listen to me.
Can I make a wish?
It's your fault that the crops died.
I have to tell you about the orange juice.
No one can ever know that I survived.
A boy needs confidence.
You're lucky.
You're going down!
We're gods.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
You're going to need a lot of wine.
It was your fault that the recital sucked.
This room is unstable.
It's time to make lunch.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Your tongue has turned grey.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Open the door.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can offer you a wine.
You never do what I want.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
You are so good to me.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
How dare you look at me!
Someone's listening.
You are not my conscience.
You're a ghost.
Who left a cat in the office?
Give me the screwdriver.
You're going to need a jeweler.
I could never want you.
Be careful!
We've only got one of these.
I know what happened.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Don't ask any questions.
Whoop-whoop.
I'm the best ornithologist who ever lived.
I feel eager.
We need to close it.
You hate me.
I'm trying to care.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I'll help.
You should ask for more money.
You monster!
Darling, it's delicious.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
This is a fine mess
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I volunteer as tribute!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
My life is cursed.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
I never wanted this.
You need it.
I knew you could see it through.
You're alone in the universe.
You deserve this
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I have a secret.
You are blunt.
It's giving me an error message.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We're going to need a knife.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Stop, in the name of love.
Plug it in here.
I have to tell you about the celery stick.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Take this and pray.
I feel optimistic.
I love autumn in America.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I see you for who you are.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
I can offer you an icecream.
You're under arrest!
This is the perfect time to be here.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm going to need an entrepreneur.
You should think about this.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Your eyes have turned orange.
We need to eat.
I'm trying to help.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Show me the skateboard.
I want you to be dedicated.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Please, wait here.
You are my daughter.
Crime is like a bar of soap...
You never smile.
No one can ever know that you survived.
You angel!
We're the same person.
I want that raccoon out of my car!
Darling, it's alive.
I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
I knew you could fix it.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's time to go.
I'm cursed.
You are a godsend.
Good night!
This room is shrinking.
I have the scroll.
No one can ever know how we did it.
We're going to need a shovel.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Take this with you.
I love winter in Australia.
I see you every day.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
You are so nice to me.
It's not heavy.
I'm the worst guard on this planet
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
You're never going to get away with this!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Can I make it worse?
Get ready to die.
Someone's having a bad day.
It was my fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
It's going to be okay
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you about Friday.
I'll wait here.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I am going to Easter.
Don't just stand there.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
Please, remain silent.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
We've only got one hope.
Hey, watch me move.
My life matters.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
A girl needs discipline.
You broke it.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Your face has turned orange.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gardener.
I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.
I want you to stop loving me.
We're cursed.
Leave it alone.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You burned it on purpose.
I feel dejected.
Dammit, who left a beer in the studio?
Good morning!
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want that fly out of my car!
Be safe!
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I heard a voice coming from the waiting room.
I want you to betray me.
Just try not to cry
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Can I make music?
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
I know where you were.
Fears are like chocolate...
Anxiety is like an ocean...
I am anxious.
I never felt so alone.
Reading is good for the soul.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.
I'll watch.
I love spring in Germany.
I have 20-20 vision.
You should disown your mother.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
You're coming with me!
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
I see you have done this before.
How dare you smile at me!
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
You are not my father.
I want you to stop believing in me.
When the party starts, start crying.
I want to tell you about the banana.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Be better!
Put it here.
Leave it outside.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Let's play
I feel certain.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Please, stop shouting.
You never sing anymore.
Okay, who left a 7-up in the laundry?
A girl needs her grandfather.
I want you to be childish.
Take the piano and go.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I will always want you.
I want you to look at me.
My life is a mystery.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
I can offer you a long white.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
It's not easy.
Throw me the knife.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You are an artist.
This is a day to remember
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
This looks peculiar.
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can offer you a job.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
Did you fart yesterday?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I am going to the wedding.
It's almost over
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I can't find my dolphin anywhere.
You found it.
You're no good.
I'm the best beggar on this planet
I have to tell you about the kitchen.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
I have needs.
You are well-meaning.
Good grief!
I want you to be doubtful.
I see you are thinking.
I could never despise you.
Who left a guitar in the basement?
You're a god.
Open the bottle.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I never wanted to die.
I heard laughter coming from the attic.
I want you to inspire me.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You are so kind to me.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Sorry, I have to take this.
My love, it's dead.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Can I make a treehouse?
This room is haunted.
You are my sunshine.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
It was my fault that the train was late.
I can't find my piña colada anywhere.
Leave it to the professionals.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I volunteer to go!
I love summer in England.
I want you to stop smelling me.
This is the worst time to be angry.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I want that duck out of my life!
Let's watch TV!
Take the money and die.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Give me the candy-bar.
I want you to be helpful.
It's time to pack your bags.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I am naive.
Don't get too close.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You should hide.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fishmonger.
You should find your father.
I'm going to need a saw.
I've reported it to the police.
You are my love.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You are an inspiration.
I will always hate you.
Open the window.
I can offer you a Coke.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
You will always love me.
Please, look at me.
You can have it.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I have the letter.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
A boy needs love.
Hey, watch me leave.
I'll get ready.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
You are not my daughter.
I feel insecure.
I have time.
Take the drink and leave.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
Who left an eagle in the cell?
It's giving me grief.
I want that tortoise out of my life!
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
We are detestable.
Someone's coming this way.
You never listen.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
It wasn't your fault that the show was ruined.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Give me the apple.
I want you to kiss me.
You're cursed.
Your nose has turned yellow.
You should protect your father.
When the bell rings, hide.
I'm the only broker on this planet
Don't fool around.
Please, stop doing that.
Open the curtains.
I'm trying to save you.
I love winter in Ireland.
I see you know what to do.
We need to open it.
We should think about this.
This looks great.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
We've only got one life.
I never loved you.
We're going to need a wrench.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I need you.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I want you to be courteous.
We're going to need a pianist.
Can I make room?
You are a hero.
A boy needs money.
Still waters run deep.
No one suspects a thing
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
My love, it's so shiny.
I'm special.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Hey, watch me smile.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I know who you are.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I want you to help me.
Who left a kite in the garage?
The first thing to consider is safety.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
How much money do you have?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I feel satisfied.
You are not my type.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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