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It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

My life matters.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This looks nice.

I've reported it to the police.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

We're ghosts.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Put it here.

Good night!

You made me cry on purpose.

I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.

I can offer you a burger.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Please, come in.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

Who left an octopus in the cell?

I'll keep guard.

You never sing anymore.

I want that horse out of my life!

You're going to need a can opener.

You are so nice to me.

I want you to stop believing in me.

It's giving me a headache.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Someone's watching us.

We're special.

Let's eat

Why do you hate me, so much?

Delivery!

Hey, watch me smile.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

When the lights go out, hide.

This is a stick up.

You should make peace with your father.

Leave it alone.

Patience is a virtue

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I am going to Easter.

I want to tell you about Monday.

Show me the spoon.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I'm the best thief who ever lived.

We've only got one chance.

Sound the alarm!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

We need to go.

Death is like a canvas...

We're going to need a lot of food.

Take this with water.

I never loved you.

I feel tenacious.

Be yourself!

I have time.

I volunteer to go!

I want you to inspire me.

I knew you could turn things around.

I have the will.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

It's not safe.

You're a god.

Please, stop crying.

I heard weeping coming from the chapel.

You angel!

Throw it here.

How dare you laugh at me!

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'll listen.

I want you to be naive.

It's time to make lunch.

I can offer you a job.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

You want it.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Don't wait to be asked.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You're never going to get away with this!

Someone's coming this way.

You are so kind to me.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

Did you get lucky while I was away?

A girl needs her own room.

You are a twit.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I love spring in America.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I'm lucky.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I just want a car. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me an error message.

Your tongue has turned white.

I'm going to need a meteorologist.

Your ears have turned blue.

I volunteer myself!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You never stop to think.

We need to stop.

I know math.

Sorry, I have to take this.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You are irresponsible.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

This room is bugged.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Get ready for this.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Take the drink and go.

I am going to the grand opening.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

No one can ever know that I like you

Good luck!

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

I feel elated.

You are my father.

My life means nothing.

We're the same person.

You should vote.

You should call your father.

I'm the only mechanic who ever lived.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Dammit, who left an elephant in the bedroom?

I have the card.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

You lost it.

Can I make a treehouse?

I see you let yourself in.

I'm a ghost.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

I want that ant out of my life!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I never felt so alone.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Stop, in the name of love.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

You want me.

Be safe!

I love winter in England.

I want you to marry me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

It's giving me grief.

Hand me the skateboard.

Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want you to stop loving me.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Drop it here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

You broke the vase on purpose.

No one suspects a thing

Take this and pray.

Let's dance

I know where you were.

We're going to need a lot of friends.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're going down!

Take the money and go.

I want you to be impractical.

We've only got one hope.

This looks wrong.

We're going to need a marine.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

We're gods.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

My life is cursed.

We need to make a plan.

Please, remain silent.

We are sore.

Darling, it's so expensive.

I am going to the party.

We're cursed.

I'm the greatest athlete who ever lived.

Can I make up?

I want to tell you about Friday.

I heard weeping coming from the closet.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

Leave it here.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You could never love me.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

I want you to cook for me.

It's not yours.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I should start a business.

I love fall in India.

You are my teacher.

I never gave up hope.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Your nose has turned blue.

Don't just stand there.

A boy needs his father.

Who left a spatula in the outhouse?

I have the poem.

It was your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I'm a god.

You never listen.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Luck is like a canvas...

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I could never love you.

I can offer you a latte.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I need to tell you about the the liferaft.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I've reported it to mother.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We've only got one life.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

You should write to your mother.

My love, it's so juicy.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Please, don't move.

Can I make money?

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to hold me.

Show no mercy

I am placid.

We need to eat.

Leave it until morning.

Throw me the banana.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

Why do you love me, so much?

You're going to need a screenwriter.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Who left a cocktail in the laundry?

Take the money and die.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Open the curtains.

You never say what you're thinking.

Your nose has turned brown.

I know more than you realise.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I have powers.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...

You're going to need a lot of paint.

A girl needs discipline.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I never really lived.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I want you to stop smelling me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shop assistant.

You could never fascinate me.

You're no good.

Don't ask any questions.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

This looks familiar.

I volunteer as tribute!

I'll help.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You are my daughter.

I can offer you a bagel.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Did you get lucky last night?

Please, wait here.

I see you have done this before.

Let's watch the game

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

I'm the worst lawyer on this planet

You're going to need a shovel.

I want that monkey out of my life!

Find some proof that I deceived you.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to be overjoyed.

This is a fine mess

Get ready to laugh.

It's time to go.

I feel energetic.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Hand me the spoon.

I love winter in Canada.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Who left a ball in the living room?

You are an inspiration.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

You devil!

I want you to clean up after me.

Can I make certain?

We're going to need a deputy.

Open the bottle.

Becoming rich is like opening a gate...

Hey, watch me dance.

I have the gun.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.

I have faith.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You will always want me.

It's not ready.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

A boy needs his own room.

I am playful.

Dare to dream

I never listened.

I'll get ready.

Did you fart yesterday?

You broke it.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Please, sit down.

I'm the worst florist on this planet

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

I want that giraffe out of my car!

I want you to be perceptive.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I see you know what to do.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I am going to the wedding.

Take this with you.

You're coming with me!

You're a ghost.

Can I make each day count?

This is a day to remember

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Okay, who left a guitar in the office?

I feel content.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want you to help me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I have needs.

I love winter in Australia.

This is the right time to be amused.

You're weird.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Fears are like chocolate...

I heard a howl coming from the corridor.

This looks bad.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Wonders will never cease.

I never hurt anybody.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

I see you every day.

Your lips have turned grey.

You should call your mother.

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I want that moose out of my car!

You are a genius.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You're going to need a real estate agent.

You are not my son.

Am I under arrest, or not?

We've only got one bullet.

I feel cold.

When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

We are progressive.

We're going to need a shovel.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Give it here.

I have lost the will to live.

Let's play

This looks odd.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Can I make lunch?

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

A boy needs confidence.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'm the best detective who ever lived.

I want you to stop me.

Take this for luck.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Be better!

This room is unstable.

I will always hate you.

You need it.

Don't get too close.

Someone's locked the door.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I'm going to need a hairdresser.

I love spring in Spain.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Throw me the teddy bear.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I want that fish out of my car!

I need to tell you about the jeweler.

Ha-cha-cha.

I can offer you a saké.

You are my sunshine.

Friendship is like a book...

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I feel lucky.

Your tongue has turned blue.

We're alone in the universe.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Tomorrow is another day.

I am snoopy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.

It's not appropriate.

You never have time for me.

Let's drink

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Find some proof that she fooled you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Who left a hammer in the garage?

I'm the best firefighter on this planet

Be careful!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You're crazy!

Please, stay where you are.

A boy needs his space.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Open your heart.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Time to shine

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

No one can ever know the truth.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

My life is over.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want that shark out of my house!

I want you to be open-minded.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Your face has turned yellow.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I can offer you a whiskey.

You burned it on purpose.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

When I was little, I wanted to be a beggar.

This looks interesting.

Good morning!

If you're done, we'll get started.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Leave it to the professionals.

I love spring in Germany.

I'm the only astronaut who ever lived.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

I'm going to need a torturer.

We should ask for more money.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You're going to need a saw.

You won't find it.

You are so mean to me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

A boy needs his grandfather.

Appearances can be deceptive.

You are muddle-headed.

We're weird.

We've only got one of these.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Give me the icecream.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Take the drink and leave.

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