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No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
Your tongue has turned brown.
I'm the greatest illustrator who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'll help.
I want you to be freethinking.
I'm trying to leave.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It was your fault that the play sucked.
You are so nice to me.
I want that seal out of my life!
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are humorous.
We're ghosts.
It's time to go to bed.
You monster!
He was unconscious when I found him.
We should ask for more money.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
My love, it's dead.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Please, stand.
When I was little, I wanted to be a security guard.
Throw it here.
You are a genius.
How dare you look at me!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You're weird.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Sound the alarm!
You found it.
I'm going to need a wedding planner.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
Hey, watch me leave.
I've reported it to the President.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We've only got one life.
You never sing anymore.
Did you eat this morning?
How much time do you have?
Don't just stand there.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I'm a god.
I see you for who you are.
You are my love.
Give me the can opener.
You could never fascinate me.
Let's go
A girl needs her own room.
You should make peace with your father.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
It's not alive.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I hate you.
This is a day to remember
Take the piano and leave.
I love winter in Australia.
I want you to inspire me.
Someone's locked the door.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Be careful!
Take this with you.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I know where you were.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I should pay the bill.
Your face has turned white.
Your eyes have turned purple.
I want you to be solemn.
I'm trying to care.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
We are repressed.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I feel embarrassed.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gondolier.
This room is bugged.
Leave it to the professionals.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Give it here.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Hey, watch me move.
We've only got one hope.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
We need to make out.
I have faith.
I want that snake out of my car!
My life matters.
Delivery!
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I need you.
Good luck!
I see you know what to do.
You fascinate me.
Can I make up?
Let's dance
It's giving me grief.
A girl needs a job.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
Throw me the spatula.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You are not my favourite.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Ha-cha-cha.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
It's not dead.
I have the card.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You are an idiot.
We're special.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I never felt so alone.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
Please, give me that.
I'm the best juggler on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
You are careless.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I want you to love me.
I know who you are.
You never smile.
You are my inspiration.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Darling, it's alive.
I'm a ghost.
I volunteer myself!
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to be cowardly.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I bet you know why I'm going.
Leave it here.
Who left a saw in the walk-in freezer?
This looks familiar.
Good grief!
She was unconscious when I found her.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I heard a howl coming from the cell.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I want that panda out of my house!
I'll keep guard.
Someone's coming this way.
Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...
Throw me the wrench.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I have to tell you about the tomato juice.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Take this and pray.
I have the need, the need for speed.
It's not open.
Did you get lucky at work?
Friendship is like a guitar...
I knew you could make up your mind.
Can I make a contribution?
I see you came prepared.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Get ready to laugh.
This room is haunted.
We are insensitive.
We need to unite.
You are not my mother.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I have a secret.
Please, come in.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I will always love you.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Am I dead, or not?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
Don't get too close.
I feel envious.
My life is over.
You are so good to me.
My love, it's so juicy.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This looks great.
I want you to betray me.
It wasn't your fault that the show was cancelled.
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
You need me.
You never take me seriously.
Be safe!
Take the piano and go.
I never wanted to die.
We're the same person.
Okay, who left a wine in the living room?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I'm trying to forgive you.
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
Take this with water.
Good night!
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
A boy needs his mother.
This is the right time to be here.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Did you fart at work?
Whoop-whoop.
I'll watch.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I've reported it to mother.
You should protect your mother.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I want you to be honorable.
I volunteer as tribute!
You're going to need a surgeon.
You're amazing!
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Throw me the burger.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I can offer you a job.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I have time.
I can't find my car anywhere.
I want you to stop following me.
When the door opens, start crying.
Give credit where credit is due.
You are a liar.
I'm magnificent.
I want to tell you about Friday.
You should ask for more money.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
Can I make a fortune?
I'm going to need a shovel.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Your lips have turned spotted.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I can offer you a soda.
I feel curious.
I want you to cook for me.
Someone's listening.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Am I coming with you, or not?
I never gave up hope.
No one can ever know what we did.
We need to open it.
You should listen to your mother.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You will always hate me.
Who left a bike in the laundry?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Take the money and go.
I'm going to need a sound technician.
You are my father.
I want you to be unfathomable.
It's time to pack your bags.
It's not yours.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I knew you could live like this.
When the party starts, remain calm.
I have the time.
I have 20-20 vision.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You never say what you're thinking.
Your nose has turned orange.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to stop loving me.
My life is cursed.
I feel keen.
My love, it's so shiny.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Take this for luck.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
A girl needs money.
Open sesame.
Can I make bread?
Let's eat
I can offer you a good price.
We're gods.
You're going to need a lot of sand.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
Put it here.
We're crazy.
I volunteer to eat it!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
Stop, in the name of love.
This room is unstable.
I want to tell you about the apple.
I see you let yourself in.
You devil!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I'm going to need an antique dealer.
We need to order pizza.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I am incorruptible.
Hand me the cracker.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Running for office is like eating toast...
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
I want you to be power-hungry.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
It's giving me an error message.
I'll listen.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
I can't find my elephant anywhere.
I have powers.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Good morning!
You want it.
Please, lie down.
You should disown your mother.
Take the money and die.
Let's watch TV!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We've only got one bullet.
You're a god.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Someone's in here.
Hey, watch me dance.
I volunteer to go!
Don't upset your father, not now.
You're crazy.
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Hand me the saw.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
You are ruined.
Get ready to dance.
Can I make a deal?
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
It's not ready.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I'm going to need a biologist.
I'm trying to open it.
I'm the best servant on this planet
I want that dinosaur out of my house!
I will always want you.
You could never despise me.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You never have time for me.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Dare to dream
You should make peace with your mother.
I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.
This looks suspicious.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
We've only got one option.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I feel disgusting.
Leave it until morning.
I love summer in Antarctica.
Your ears have turned yellow.
You're going to pay!
We're going to need a shovel.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Pride is like a lake...
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You won't find it.
It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.
You're going to need a percussionist.
I am going to Christmas.
Learning is like eating toast...
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Get ready, or get out.
This is a fine mess
It's not the right size.
Who left a teddy bear in the attic?
You are a thief.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Hand me the ball.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I never loved you.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Don't fool around.
You should ask your father.
I knew you could fix it.
I want you to be lousy.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I want you to help me.
We are tall.
A girl needs her mother.
Open it here.
I have lost the will to live.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
I've reported it to the press.
I'll open it.
I'm trying to understand.
When I was little, I wanted to be a surgeon.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Your face has turned blue.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You're a ghost.
We've only got one of these.
I'm crazy.
I need to tell you about the spy.
Don't ask any questions.
Alright, who left a rabbit in the lounge room?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
It was your fault that the dog died.
You're going to need a hammer.
You never call me.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I want that sheep out of my car!
My love, it's beautiful.
Take the drink and die.
I love you.
We're going to need an interpreter.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
You are a poet.
I knew you could open it.
I'm the best gardener on this planet
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You dropped it.
We should pay the bill.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Throw me the shovel.
You are my teacher.
It's giving me hope.
I can offer you a muffin.
I am going to Easter.
Let's get it
I love winter in England.
Dying is like writing a shopping list...
We're weird.
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Can I make magic?
A boy needs money.
This looks nice.
I want you to stop blaming me.
You're under arrest!
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Dancing is good for the soul.
You are not my conscience.
No one will ever know
I'm going to need a model.
When the bell rings, start singing.
You could never want me.
Take the piano and die.
My life means nothing.
I want you to kill me.
You should quit.
It was your fault that the train was late.
Give me the knife.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I can offer you a Guinness.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You should call your father.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
You burned it on purpose.
It's not mine.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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