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Open the door.
Can I make the world better?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I have 20-20 vision.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I can offer you a mochaccino.
Take this with water.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I feel invisible.
I'm the worst plumber on this planet
I love summer in Australia.
Be safe!
It wasn't my fault that the party was cancelled.
You never have time for me.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I am inert.
We should think about this.
I want you to love me.
Give me the spoon.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
You're coming with me!
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I'll sit on it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a phoenix.
I hate you.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
My life is cursed.
Anger is like a canvas...
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I volunteer to eat it!
This looks peculiar.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Did you fart last night?
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
We're gods.
You fascinate me.
You are so kind to me.
Please, remain silent.
You made me cry on purpose.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Give it here.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
This room is unstable.
You should call your father.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Leave it here.
We're going to need a receptionist.
The truth will out.
Someone's coming this way.
Who left a Heineken in the garage?
I never wanted this.
I love winter in England.
Don't just stand there.
A boy needs his grandfather.
Take the piano and leave.
I can offer you a long white.
Get ready, or get out.
You're weird.
This is a day to remember
How dare you laugh at me!
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
I have to tell you about the cider.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
We're going to need a saw.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I'm the best illustrator on this planet
Good luck!
You are an inspiration.
We need to unite.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
It's not alive.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
I'll be here, if you need me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Be yourself!
I want you to be simple.
We've only got one option.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I see you smiling.
I can't find my banana anywhere.
Sound the alarm!
Did you get lucky today?
Hand me the screwdriver.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
You never listen.
No one can ever know that I like you
We're the same person.
I have lost the will to live.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want you to hold me.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Open your heart.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
You are my inspiration.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I volunteer myself!
I am vague.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I can offer you a job.
The Devil looks after his own.
When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.
Your face has turned orange.
I want that crocodile out of my room!
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
It's not in.
Don't fool around.
It's time to pack your bags.
You're a ghost.
I could never want you.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I know math.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
Take the piano and go.
You should ask your mother.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
You are so mean to me.
We need to open it.
I never wanted to die.
I can offer you a muffin.
Today is the day
Knowledge is like a summer's day...
You never call me.
I've reported it to mother.
You're going to pay!
Throw it here.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
We've only got one chance.
Can I make dessert?
Be better!
No one can ever know the truth.
Someone's in here.
This is a stick up.
I am going to the funeral.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Let's watch the game
This looks edible.
Leave it alone.
You are not my type.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You won't find it.
You are my only hope.
We are dignified.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You angel!
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Good morning!
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I want that rat out of my room!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Your nose has turned red.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
Friendship is like an ocean...
I love summer in America.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
We need to make out.
I have time.
Take the money and go.
I want you to be impressive.
It was my fault that the show was cancelled.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I have the letter.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You should go to the police.
Please, look at me.
It's time to go to bed.
Throw me the doll.
You're going to need a shovel.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
You're going to need an exterminator.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
It's not open.
I know the future.
Take this with you.
Whatever happens, don't panic
Am I under arrest, or not?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
This is a fine mess
Leave it until morning.
I'm trying to understand.
I feel amused.
We're lucky.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Why do you love me, so much?
Who left a hammer in the laundry?
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm a ghost.
I want you to stop following me.
I want that deer out of my room!
Can I make noises?
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Hey, watch me move.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I never hurt anybody.
You are so good to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Delivery!
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You broke it.
I want you to stop me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
You monster!
I have the need, the need for speed.
You are a godsend.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It's time to go.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I want you to be hopeful.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Your nose has turned brown.
I've reported it to the police.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I volunteer as tribute!
I can't find my lobster anywhere.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I'm going to need a spatula.
Don't ask any questions.
You are not my daughter.
You never say what you're thinking.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'll open it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
You're amazing!
I love fall in England.
I'm going to need a sheriff.
I see you are thinking.
Take this for luck.
Let's play
You're insignificant.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a water.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
I have to tell you about the pickle.
A girl needs her father.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I want that seal out of my house!
Hand me the wrench.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Good night!
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You will always hate me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I knew you could open it.
My love, it's delicious.
I know where you were.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to cook for me.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Your nose has turned stripey.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
You deserve this
It's not yours.
I am going to Christmas.
I have powers.
You're going to need a spoon.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I never felt so alone.
I have the scroll.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I'm alone in the universe.
We should vote.
I'm the worst hypnotist on this planet
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
You never sing anymore.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I heard laughter coming from the armory.
I have to tell you about the grand opening.
Am I dead, or not?
Take this and pray.
Be careful!
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want you to be purposeful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You're under arrest!
Can I make up?
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Let's get it
Okay, who left an icecream in the office?
My life is over.
I know more than you realise.
You can have it.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
You're a god.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I want to tell you about the soldier.
You're going to need a hammer.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
It wasn't your fault that the crops died.
I see you came prepared.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I never listened.
Show no mercy
We need to order pizza.
We're crazy.
This is a fine ship
We're going to need a publisher.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
This room is shrinking.
I love you.
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm the worst yak herder on this planet
Give me the saw.
I'll get it.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Someone's locked the door.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I have the poem.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I've reported it to the President.
My love, it's so shiny.
Stop, in the name of love.
Take the piano and die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
I just want a cocktail. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to leave.
How dare you smile at me!
Can I make a yurt?
I am fawning.
Having a child is like making toast...
I want you to look at me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I never killed anyone.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want to tell you about the latte.
I could never love you.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
We've only got one of these.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I want you to be insightful.
You could never need me.
This looks wrong.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I have faith.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
Slow and steady wins the race.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I heard a voice coming from the dungeon.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You are my reason for living.
You should protect your father.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You're going to need a spatula.
I can't find my milkshake anywhere.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You are a thief.
I love summer in England.
It's not for sale.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I can offer you an apple.
I feel odd.
Hand me the fork.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You never smile.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
Open it here.
Let's watch TV!
Open the bottle.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I know who you are.
Please, lie down.
Find some proof that they fooled you.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
You're really something!
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
A boy needs discipline.
You love me.
You're special.
Did you get lucky just now?
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
This looks bad.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
You are not my mother.
I see you have done this before.
I'm trying to help.
My love, it's so expensive.
It's your fault that the crops died.
I love autumn in Spain.
I'm a god.
You burned it on purpose.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You should quit.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Hey, watch me leave.
I could never hate you.
I have a secret.
You never do what I want.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Can I make a mess?
Your face has turned stripey.
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Leave it outside.
You are a genius.
I want that lion out of my car!
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
I'm the worst scout on this planet
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
A girl needs her own room.
You want it.
When the lights go out, start crying.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
We're ghosts.
My life is a mystery.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I want you to marry me.
Open sesame.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I'm trying to open it.
Good grief!
You're going to need an assassin.
I heard a noise coming from the lobby.
Romance is like a violin...
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Dare to dream
We've only got one hope.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Leave it to the professionals.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
You are an artist.
You will always love me.
You're magnificent.
Someone's watching us.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
Let's dance
Take the money and leave.
This is the right time to be angry.
I want you to stop tricking me.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We're going to need a lot of help.
How dare you look at me!
Eating is good for the soul.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You devil!
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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