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You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I volunteer to go!

Delivery!

You dropped it.

Sound the alarm!

I'm a ghost.

I want to tell you about the merlot.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Open sesame.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Leave it outside.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Who left an apple in the dungeon?

I can't find my ale anywhere.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Take the money and die.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you can sing.

He was unconscious when I found him.

If you're done, we'll get started.

We've only got one chance.

We're the same person.

You're weird.

It has to work

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

Take this with you.

No one can ever know the truth.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Give it here.

I feel rebellious.

Someone's locked the door.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

I never listened.

I'll get it.

A boy needs love.

Why do you hate me, so much?

My life means nothing.

I want that puppy out of my car!

Good grief!

It's time to make lunch.

I know what happened.

I will always love you.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I can offer you a pickle.

We are fraudulent.

I see you let yourself in.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

I'm the best mobster who ever lived.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

When the door opens, start crying.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

How dare you look at me!

Can I make a movie?

Let's get it

You're never going to get away with this!

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

Please, come closer.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

This room is haunted.

It's giving me an error message.

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

Take the piano and die.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

We're going to need a lot of help.

You never have time for me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I have money.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

I want to tell you about Saturday.

We need to unite.

You're a ghost.

You should make peace with your father.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

We're going to need a watchmaker.

I can't find my beer anywhere.

It's not right.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Someone's watching us.

You're going to need a saw.

Get ready, or get out.

I never hurt anybody.

Did you eat last night?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You are a handsome devil.

Leave it to the professionals.

This is the right time to be happy.

We're gods.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I need to tell you about the Hell.

Open it here.

A girl needs her grandmother.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Your lips have turned orange.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You're crazy!

Let's dance

I want you to stop me.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I feel lazy.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want you to be jolly.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You want it.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

It's time to go.

I am going to Easter.

I love summer in America.

This is a stick up.

We're magnificent.

Who left a monkey in the pantry?

A golden key can open any door.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

It's not in.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

You should find your father.

Take the piano and go.

I've reported it to the press.

I'm the greatest percussionist on this planet

I have a secret.

I see you know what to do.

When the party starts, hide.

You are not my type.

Darling, it's so juicy.

You are so good to me.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

We're ghosts.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Hand me the chair.

Good night!

We're going to need a knife.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

We need to order pizza.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

You want me.

We're going to need a wedding planner.

You angel!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Leave it here.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Take this with water.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This room is shrinking.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I have the gun.

I feel desperate.

You can have it.

You're going down!

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I can offer you a lemonade.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I want you to stop following me.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

It's time to brush your teeth.

It was my fault that the dog died.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

Let's eat

You never stop to think.

You are my sunshine.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are so mean to me.

I never felt so alone.

I know what to do.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I knew you could see it through.

I want you to be vacuous.

Whoop-whoop.

We've only got one bullet.

You're alone in the universe.

I want you to clean up after me.

Get ready to run.

Take the drink and leave.

You should listen to your mother.

Your face has turned grey.

I'm the greatest private detective on this planet

We should go to the police.

Can I make connections?

Dancing is all I can manage now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

I have the scroll.

I see you for who you are.

Anxiety is like a lake...

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

We need to make a plan.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I am clean.

I want that alligator out of my room!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I feel content.

I have powers.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Be yourself!

You never do what I want.

I will always despise you.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Let's watch TV!

You could never despise me.

I volunteer to eat it!

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

Hey, watch me move.

This looks suspicious.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

You devil!

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I can offer you a job.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Please, lie down.

It's not for sale.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make promises?

Darling, it's so shiny.

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

Show no mercy

Dating is like doing housework...

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We're going to need a pawnbroker.

You burned it on purpose.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You are so kind to me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to kiss me.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

We're crazy.

We need to eat.

I knew you could turn things around.

I've reported it to the police.

I love fall in England.

I'm the best chemist on this planet

I'll open it.

You are superficial.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know that I killed him.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?

Your tongue has turned pink.

Let's go

I heard weeping coming from the attic.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

Why do you love me, so much?

When the party starts, start singing.

I volunteer as tribute!

I could never need you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

I feel ready.

Hand me the wrench.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gorgon.

Be safe!

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I never gave up hope.

Don't get too close.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I want that deer out of my car!

Take the drink and die.

Your cheeks have turned red.

I am going to the party.

You are not my father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Who left a crow in the guest room?

I have the card.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

You should protect your mother.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm a god.

We're going to need a herbalist.

You are the best person I have ever met.

It's time to go to bed.

I want you to cook for me.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You can't have it.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Ha-cha-cha.

My life is a mystery.

You love me.

I'm lucky.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

This room is bugged.

I'll sit on it.

Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...

I'm the greatest impersonator who ever lived.

I want you to be dismayed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to stop tricking me.

I should quit.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Can I make a treehouse?

I've reported it to the President.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

This looks great.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I knew you could live like this.

I know who you are.

You monster!

I feel angry.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Don't just stand there.

Darling, it's dead.

It's not ready.

Your ears have turned stripey.

You are a liar.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I am disinterested.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

We've only got one option.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I am going to Christmas.

I see you came prepared.

Someone's having a bad day.

I want you to listen to me.

Good luck!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Am I dead, or not?

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

We're going to need a spatula.

Drop it here.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

A girl needs love.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

You are not my daughter.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I just want a diet Pepsi. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the label came off.

It's now or never

Open the curtains.

I feel heroic.

Get ready to dance.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I despise you.

You never take me seriously.

I'm the greatest bank robber on this planet

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

You should call your father.

You're special.

Don't wait to be asked.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

You are an artist.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You are self-sufficent.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

Please, don't drink that.

I can offer you a carrot.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You're coming with me!

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I've reported it to mother.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

It's time to pack your bags.

How much influence do you have?

Am I under arrest, or not?

Can I make an impression?

A boy needs money.

I have the poem.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your nose has turned purple.

I want you to be alert.

I'm going to need a priest.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

You lost it.

You made me cry on purpose.

Hey, watch me smile.

This looks odd.

Just try not to cry

You will always want me.

Eating is all I can manage now.

Open your heart.

You are so nice to me.

I can't find my lizard anywhere.

Did you fart today?

It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the well.

We're lucky.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Please, stop crying.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Leave it until morning.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

You should ask your mother.

Alright, who left a chicken wing in the outhouse?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I need to tell you about the gladiator.

If you don't want it, put it back.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Stop, in the name of love.

This room is unstable.

I want you to betray me.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Death is like a mountain...

We are mechanical.

It's not the right size.

You should pay the bill.

Can I make an effort?

When the door opens, start singing.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm going to need a fashion designer.

You are an inspiration.

I will always hate you.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Your nose has turned white.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

My life is over.

I can offer you a coffee.

You're cursed.

I never killed anyone.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

I am going to the funeral.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I need to tell you about the dining room.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

You won't find it.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I know where you were.

This looks bad.

Please, wait here.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Hand me the can opener.

I want that wolf out of my house!

I want to tell you about the grand opening.

I love winter in Germany.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I'm the worst tailor who ever lived.

Your nose has turned grey.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I can't find my owl anywhere.

I want you.

Can I make kimchi?

I heard a sound coming from the attic.

When the party starts, make a run for it.

You should ask your father.

We're insignificant.

I want you to help me.

Let's watch the game

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You should vote.

We're going to need a saw.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You know it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

We are festive.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Please, don't eat that.

Winners don't quit

We need to stay.

I want to tell you about the another dimension.

You are my teacher.

I can't find my lamb anywhere.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

I feel lonely.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I'm the best herbalist who ever lived.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I can offer you a good price.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

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