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Okay. Just do what I do.

I will always need you.

Plug it in here.

How dare you laugh at me!

Hey, watch me smile.

We're crazy.

I need to tell you about the Gatorade.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I'm a ghost.

This looks nice.

You're under arrest!

You're going to need a knife.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Take this and pray.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

Take the money and die.

I am going to the funeral.

Okay, who left a hot dog in the dining room?

I want you to kiss me.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I want you to stop following me.

No one can ever know the truth.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I love spring in Ireland.

You broke the vase on purpose.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I feel curious.

I see you smiling.

Your eyes have turned blue.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gravedigger.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I have money.

I've reported it to the President.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

The Devil is in the details.

When the party starts, remain calm.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You dropped it.

Let's go

I'll watch.

You're going to need a manicurist.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

My life matters.

Anger is like a camera...

Why do you tease me, so much?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

We need to make a plan.

We're ghosts.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

Someone's having a bad day.

Good night!

You are so kind to me.

A girl needs her mother.

It's not the right size.

You despise me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I could never love you.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Don't get too close.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Who left an otter in the basement?

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You're coming with me!

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You're special.

I need to tell you about the dragon.

I'm the only nurse on this planet

I never could make up my mind.

It's time to pack your bags.

I should start a business.

Be better!

You monster!

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

It's giving me an error message.

Leave it outside.

Show me the screwdriver.

Your lips have turned green.

How dare you look at me!

I'm a god.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I have the will.

This room is bugged.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

It was your fault that the wig came off.

This is a fine ship

Please, don't eat that.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Delivery!

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

Finding a job is like doing housework...

I want you to be uninhibited.

I know who you are.

This is the worst time to be amused.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

This looks peculiar.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

Good morning!

Fear is like a beautiful melody...

Get ready, or get out.

It's not yours.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I could never despise you.

We're the same person.

I heard a sound coming from the guest room.

Drop it here.

Take the piano and go.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Let the dead bury the dead.

Did you fart this morning?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I have lost the will to live.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I am obsessive.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

You should find your mother.

We need to open it.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I see you know what to do.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

You are an idiot.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're weird.

I want that chicken out of my car!

You will always love me.

Sound the alarm!

Open the curtains.

You're a god.

I can offer you a soda.

I know more than you realise.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Can I make money?

I have to tell you about the garage.

Let's watch TV!

I should quit.

Don't ask any questions.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

It's now or never

It's your fault that the bus was late.

A girl needs her space.

You never call me.

You are so mean to me.

Leave it to the professionals.

I can offer you a good price.

You can have it.

Your face has turned stripey.

You are my father.

I'm the best secretary on this planet

I despise you.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I volunteer myself!

Show me the doll.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

My life means nothing.

I want you to be dismayed.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

Get ready to laugh.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Take the drink and go.

I am going to the grand opening.

We need to stop.

Your ego is like a book...

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I want you to stop tickling me.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Falling in love is like brushing your hair...

Open the bottle.

We're cursed.

We're going to need a security guard.

I see you came prepared.

Someone's locked the door.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Hey, watch me move.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Your ears have turned orange.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Reading is all I can manage now.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

This looks wrong.

I love autumn in Brazil.

You're never going to get away with this!

Be yourself!

I'm trying to help.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Can I make bubbles?

You are inert.

I want you to listen to me.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Did you eat last night?

I never loved you.

I have the gun.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I heard a sound coming from the stable.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'm the only entertainer who ever lived.

I can't find my house anywhere.

A boy needs his own room.

I know the future.

I can offer you a merlot.

I want that zebra out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Darling, it's dead.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're magnificent.

Someone's watching us.

Find some proof that they lied to you.

You're going to need a can opener.

It's giving me grief.

Your face has turned black.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

You are an artist.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Good grief!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

It's time to make lunch.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

Your ears have turned spotted.

You won't find it.

I'm trying to save you.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

You could never need me.

Show me the spatula.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I have powers.

I am going to the party.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

We're going to need a shoemaker.

Am I dead, or not?

I see you have done this before.

Take this for luck.

It wasn't my fault that the show was cancelled.

I want you to be agreeable.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I have to tell you about the candy-bar.

I hate you.

You are so good to me.

Open the door.

You should protect your mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.

Take the drink and die.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You made me cry on purpose.

Can I make believe?

You are not my father.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

Let's dance

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

He was unconscious when I found him.

Gardening is good for the soul.

I need to tell you about the funeral.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

I volunteer to go!

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'll get ready.

I knew you could survive.

I can offer you a job.

It's giving me a headache.

Did you eat today?

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I feel lousy.

How much influence do you have?

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You are a handsome devil.

We're going to need an accountant.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Please, sit down.

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Take this with you.

I'm trying to open it.

Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...

Leave it until morning.

I want that kitten out of my car!

When the bell rings, hide.

We are hard working.

You're no good.

Who left a chocolate milkshake in the basement?

Stop, in the name of the law.

We need to fight.

It was your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

You found it.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

You are my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I love winter in Antarctica.

I never killed anyone.

I'm going to need a fork.

When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.

A boy needs confidence.

I will always want you.

You should make peace with your mother.

A cat has nine lives.

I have the letter.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Show me the spoon.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

Can I make medicine?

I'll open it.

It's not tight enough.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Your lips have turned brown.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You could never despise me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I want you to betray me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You never smile.

I can offer you an apple.

Get ready to dance.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I've reported it to mother.

I'm the only lumberjack who ever lived.

I want that snake out of my car!

Finding a job is like making cupcakes...

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're going to need a spatula.

I'm crazy.

I am going to Easter.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Let's play

Why do you love me, so much?

I love you.

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Time to shine

Please, give me that.

I heard laughter coming from the library.

I can't find my beaver anywhere.

I love winter in Switzerland.

This is a stick up.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You are an inspiration.

Someone's listening.

We've only got one chance.

I feel keen.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Who left a wine in the attic?

We're gods.

Whoop-whoop.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

It's giving me hope.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Leave it here.

I can offer you an icecream.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You angel!

Open the window.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I'm the worst carpenter who ever lived.

I want that goose out of my room!

It's your fault that the plane was late.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

I never really lived.

I know what happened.

You never say what you're thinking.

You are my teacher.

I want you to kill me.

I'm trying to believe you.

This is the right time to be alone.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

This room is haunted.

I need to tell you about the party.

We should go to the police.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Please, stop crying.

You should listen to your father.

I want you to be observant.

You're lucky.

It's not working.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I feel optimistic.

You are so nice to me.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I can offer you a water.

I need to tell you about the guest room.

I have the scroll.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Hand me the sandwich.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

Can I make the team?

You are my everything.

We are bewildered.

Your face has turned yellow.

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

I have faith.

Okay, who left a crocodile in the wine cellar?

Don't fool around.

You can do this

When the party starts, start singing.

Be careful!

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You are not my type.

You should call your father.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You never stop to think.

This is a fine mess

East is east, and west is west.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I know where you were.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bonecarver.

I heard laughter coming from the living room.

You're going to need a fork.

I want that monkey out of my life!

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Take the drink and leave.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Let's watch the game

Hey, watch me leave.

I can offer you a croissant.

I feel offended.

A boy needs discipline.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Can I make out?

Your anger is like a camera...

You're going to need a zookeeper.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Who left a Budweiser in the bedroom?

I want to tell you about the private detective.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You are hungry.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

You are not my son.

Stop, in the name of love.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

We've only got one life.

Give me the knife.

You will always need me.

You never sing anymore.

Please, stay where you are.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Take the money and leave.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chef.

A girl needs her friends.

Less is more.

It's not appropriate.

We're lucky.

Winners don't quit

I see you let yourself in.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

I'm the best marshal who ever lived.

I feel skeptical.

We need to make out.

My love, it's so expensive.

I have time.

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