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This is a fine ship
Sound the alarm!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take this for luck.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Open your heart.
When the door opens, hide.
Who left an ukulele in the control room?
I've reported it to the press.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I'll get ready.
We're ghosts.
I know what to do.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
You're a god.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I feel romantic.
I want you to stop tickling me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.
I'm alone in the universe.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Take the piano and die.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
We need to stop.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're going to pay!
Get ready, or get out.
I see you know what to do.
This looks nice.
I want you to cook for me.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
You want it.
It's giving me grief.
Did you fart at work?
I have time.
Leave it here.
It's time to brush your teeth.
We are selfless.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
This room is unstable.
You never listen.
We're going to need a flight attendant.
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
Let's watch the game
Be better!
Running for office is like going to the fair...
I'm trying to forgive you.
Just breathe
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Good grief!
A boy needs love.
You should call your father.
My life is over.
Someone's having a bad day.
I feel courageous.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I never wanted to die.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Who left a horse in the dungeon?
Stop, in the name of love.
I'll watch.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I'm a ghost.
It's not ready.
I volunteer to eat it!
Can I make a plan?
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I need to tell you about the the submarine.
You should hide.
Delivery!
You're under arrest!
You broke the vase on purpose.
How dare you smile at me!
Open it here.
Leave it alone.
You are an idiot.
We need to play.
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
Show me the can opener.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Take this with you.
Ha-cha-cha.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I can offer you a croissant.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are so mean to me.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
I know what happened.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You angel!
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
Winners don't quit
Take the piano and go.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We've only got one option.
She was unconscious when I found her.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Good luck!
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Don't ask any questions.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I have faith.
I'm the best barber who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
We're the same person.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Hey, watch me dance.
This is a stick up.
I need to tell you about the beer.
Please, stop smoking.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I can't find my kite anywhere.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I will always hate you.
A girl needs her own room.
I have to tell you about Wednesday.
I've reported it to the police.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
I have the gun.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
You are admirable.
Your face has turned spotted.
Your eyes have turned grey.
We're insignificant.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
I see you for who you are.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
This room is haunted.
Life is like a spring day...
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I love summer in Brazil.
You never say what you're thinking.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You should write to your mother.
My love, it's so juicy.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
It's giving me an error message.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
I can offer you a strawberry milkshake.
You found it.
I volunteer to go!
I heard weeping coming from the guest room.
We should start a business.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want you to be dogmatic.
Someone's listening.
We've only got one chance.
Be yourself!
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I am going to the party.
This looks peculiar.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Why do you love me, so much?
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to hold me.
When the party starts, start crying.
I knew you could make up your mind.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Leave it to the professionals.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It's not alive.
Can I make a kite?
You will always want me.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Good night!
I'm going to need a hammer.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I'm the worst bartender on this planet
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I'll help.
I can offer you a job.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I know who you are.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I feel doubtful.
I love spring in Canada.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Let's get it
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to stop blaming me.
This is a fine mess
Okay. Just follow my lead.
My life matters.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Don't fool around.
It's time to go.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
You should listen to your mother.
I could never hate you.
No one can ever know that you survived.
We've only got one life.
A boy needs discipline.
Open the curtains.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are a liar.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I want that chicken out of my life!
I knew you could open it.
I am going to the funeral.
Take the drink and die.
I never hurt anybody.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
Hand me the kite.
I'm going to need a knife.
You are my son.
Hey, watch me smile.
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
I want you to be hard working.
I'm trying to win.
I'll wait here.
You can have it.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I want you to betray me.
Dare to dream
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You're amazing!
No one can ever know that I was here.
Who left a chair in the control room?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
This is the right time to be angry.
Did you get lucky just now?
We're going to need a lot of water.
Good morning!
How dare you look at me!
You are so good to me.
A cat may look at a king.
We're going to need a professor.
I'm the worst guru on this planet
Don't just stand there.
I want to tell you about Christmas.
Take this and pray.
You are not my mother.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
You should ask your father.
We're crazy.
Can I make pizza?
I have the need, the need for speed.
We're gods.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
I know the future.
Someone's watching us.
Please, don't move.
I want that goat out of my car!
It's giving me hope.
Your nose has turned orange.
It's not safe.
Drop it here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
I want you to read to me.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You are my father.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
I'm going to need a shovel.
This looks edible.
I should start a business.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
You are a thief.
We've only got one of these.
I am fickle.
You're crazy!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Your ears have turned spotted.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I have 20-20 vision.
My life is a mystery.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Just be yourself
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I've reported it to mother.
Take this with water.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I'm the only bank robber on this planet
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
The truth is like an ocean...
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
It's not working.
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I have to tell you about the sniper.
I'm trying to open it.
You monster!
Can I make a show?
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Let's eat
I'll keep guard.
I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
I'm going to need a governor.
You're a ghost.
Please, remain silent.
You are fixed.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.
I knew you could turn things around.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I can't find my water anywhere.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to be disconcerting.
We're cursed.
You are my daughter.
I need you.
I feel creative.
I have the time.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This is the worst time to be here.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You're going to need a saw.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
I can offer you a merlot.
I never really lived.
I have needs.
It's time to go to bed.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Don't wait to be asked.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It has to work
Darling, it's delicious.
I see you came prepared.
I am going to the wedding.
I want you to marry me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Your tongue has turned red.
We are expedient.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
We need to eat.
You could never love me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
It's not for sale.
I have the scroll.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I want you to be hopeful.
This looks familiar.
A boy needs his own room.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Alright, who left a kite in the lobby?
You're going to need a lot of leaves.
You are a poet.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Take the money and leave.
I love fall in Switzerland.
Give me the ball.
I'm no good.
I feel eager.
You are not my favourite.
I never wanted this.
I heard a howl coming from the living room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.
I'm the worst farmer on this planet
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I see you every day.
You will always hate me.
I'm a god.
You should vote.
You should find your father.
Life is what you make it.
I've reported it to the President.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I know where you were.
Let's dance
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I can't find my tea anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I have to tell you about the attic.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Your tongue has turned white.
Can I make magic?
I'll listen.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
This looks wrong.
You never have time for me.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Who left a lamb in the garage?
I love winter in England.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
I have powers.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Did you eat this morning?
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Show me the skateboard.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
We need to fight.
We're special.
I am going to Christmas.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I heard a howl coming from the guest room.
I want you to be hostile.
You are restrained.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
You are not my type.
Let's drink
Getting married is like eating a salad...
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I knew you could live like this.
I feel adventurous.
This is crazy
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I can offer you a cracker.
You are my sunshine.
Your tongue has turned blue.
You are an artist.
You should listen to your father.
Please, stop laughing.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I'm trying to save you.
I want you to stop following me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Let well alone.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
Put it here.
Get ready to dance.
Take the drink and go.
Who left a merlot in the cloakroom?
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I heard laughter coming from the living room.
A girl needs her grandmother.
You're magnificent.
I want that moose out of my life!
I want you to stop me.
Throw me the hammer.
This looks great.
You are not my conscience.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You are a godsend.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Show no mercy
When the bell rings, start singing.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Can I make a pie?
My life is cursed.
I never loved you.
I love summer in China.
I can offer you a wine.
I feel serene.
Failure is like a bar of soap...
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
This is the perfect time to be amused.
You should protect your father.
You never call me.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
We need to go.
I'm trying to believe you.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
We're going to need a sniper.
I have the will.
We should hide.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
You burned it on purpose.
I need to tell you about Monday.
I want you to kill me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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