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It's not yours.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Can I make sushi?
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Take the money and die.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm a god.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're the same person.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to cook for me.
I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?
I have to tell you about the satyr.
Darling, it's so expensive.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
This room is bugged.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are an idiot.
Take this for luck.
I have the time.
I've reported it to the President.
I'm crazy.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I am going to the wedding.
Leave it until morning.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
Good grief!
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You monster!
Throw me the kebab.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I want you to be self-sufficent.
I'm the only miner on this planet
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I can offer you a grape juice.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Please, stay where you are.
I'm trying to help.
Plug it in here.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I see you let yourself in.
I love fall in Germany.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.
I know math.
No one can ever know what we did.
You lost it.
This looks wrong.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Someone's having a bad day.
You are not my son.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
We are poor.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I volunteer myself!
I'll get it.
You're a ghost.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
We need to stop.
You never listen.
I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?
I never really lived.
No one suspects a thing
No one can ever know that you escaped.
You're going to need a can opener.
It's not in.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I can offer you a job.
A girl needs a job.
Stop, in the name of love.
Am I dead, or not?
Who left a teddy bear in the dungeon?
The truth is like a book...
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You devil!
Don't ask any questions.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I need to tell you about the Mountain Dew.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Open the bottle.
Get ready, or get out.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I want that elephant out of my house!
I want you to stop loving me.
I've reported it to the police.
Delivery!
Let's eat
If you don't want it, put it back.
Bad news travels fast.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You should hide.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I can't find my Fanta anywhere.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are sober.
We're going to need a ventriloquist.
Can I make a splash?
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Please, don't eat that.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
My life matters.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I want you to stop me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You're lucky.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Hand me the hammer.
We need to eat.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I feel hungry.
I'll sit on it.
Sound the alarm!
Take the drink and die.
You're coming with me!
I know where you were.
It's not alive.
I'm the only hunter on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Reading is good for the soul.
I am going to the funeral.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
I have the will.
Be careful!
Take this with water.
You can't have it.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
A girl needs discipline.
You never do what I want.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I see you know what to do.
I knew you could see it through.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
I can't find my beetle anywhere.
Okay, who left a diet Pepsi in the armory?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
This looks great.
Patience is a virtue
Get ready for this.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Open the curtains.
We're ghosts.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I am sentimental.
I'm special.
You are so kind to me.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I never gave up hope.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Please, be careful.
My life is over.
I want that kitten out of my car!
You should find your father.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hey, watch me leave.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
It's time to make lunch.
You are my inspiration.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to clean up after me.
I'll help.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
How dare you smile at me!
Don't just stand there.
It's not the right size.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
We need to stay.
I heard a howl coming from the garage.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Your ears have turned red.
I want you to be neutral.
You should think about this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a personal trainer.
Give me the saw.
I will always despise you.
It's giving me hope.
This looks bad.
I have faith.
We're gods.
I see you for who you are.
I'm the best waiter who ever lived.
I volunteer to eat it!
You're going to pay!
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
You can do this
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I love spring in Antarctica.
You're no good.
Alright, who left a bike in the control room?
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are not my conscience.
I have to tell you about the sauna.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
My life is cursed.
I want to tell you about Friday.
You are exciting.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
You are my daughter.
Leave it alone.
You could never fascinate me.
This room is shrinking.
We're going to need an astronaut.
A boy needs boundaries.
I never loved you.
Don't fool around.
I've reported it to mother.
Take this and pray.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a spatula.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
We need to make better decisions.
My love, it's delicious.
When I was little, I wanted to be a politician.
I want you to look at me.
We've only got one chance.
I'll watch.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Failure is like a mountain...
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Who left a bird in the studio?
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
You never sing anymore.
Take the drink and leave.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
How dare you laugh at me!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Can I make a cake?
Open it here.
I want you to be mannered.
It was your fault that the lights went out.
I feel romantic.
You're really something!
I could never need you.
It's time to go to bed.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Leave it here.
You are a thief.
Get ready to die.
I want to tell you about the yeti.
You should vote.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Even a worm will turn.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I'm going to need a guide.
We've only got one life.
Did you get lucky last night?
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Hand me the bike.
I know the future.
I've reported it to the press.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Don't get too close.
I'm the worst doctor who ever lived.
I want you to marry me.
A girl needs her grandmother.
You're going to need a hammer.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I heard a howl coming from the corridor.
It's not appropriate.
I can offer you a coffee.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I have 20-20 vision.
I volunteer as tribute!
All's well that ends well
You're never going to get away with this!
Please, wait here.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
You are not my father.
I need you.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
You are so mean to me.
This is a day to remember
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
I have to tell you about the muffin.
Someone's watching us.
Let's drink
I'm going to need a lot of food.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Your face has turned orange.
I feel sure.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Be safe!
Leave it outside.
I want you to be old-fashioned.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I love spring in Germany.
I'm going to need a spatula.
I'm going to need a brewer.
It's giving me a headache.
I want that panda out of my car!
I knew you could turn things around.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I want you to read to me.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Sweetheart, it's dead.
When I was little, I wanted to be a scientist.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
You're crazy!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Can I make a pie?
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I can offer you a good price.
You're crazy.
You should ask your father.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I hate you.
I have the gun.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's going to be okay
This room is unstable.
Hey, watch me dance.
Someone's locked the door.
I'll wait here.
We are shaky.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
A boy needs confidence.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.
Good morning!
We need to help each other.
You know it.
I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?
Throw me the saw.
We've only got one hope.
Your tongue has turned green.
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Take the piano and leave.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
I never killed anyone.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Get ready to laugh.
I love winter in America.
Be better!
Open the door.
You are my teacher.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This looks suspicious.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
You're amazing!
Your ears have turned white.
I'm alone in the universe.
I want that lion out of my room!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
I'm going to need an executioner.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
This is a stick up.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
I can't find my boat anywhere.
Good luck!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Fear is like a party...
I heard a howl coming from the dungeon.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Whoop-whoop.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Take the drink and go.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
A girl needs her space.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I want you to hold me.
We should vote.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I never listened.
Darling, it's alive.
You're a god.
Put it here.
I'm trying to forgive you.
You won't find it.
We need to close it.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I have needs.
Hand me the licorice twist.
We're lucky.
I'm the greatest scientist who ever lived.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
You never take me seriously.
Hey, watch me smile.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
You will always fascinate me.
You made me cry on purpose.
Your tongue has turned brown.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Be yourself!
I want that dog out of my room!
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
A boy needs his friends.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Take the money and leave.
I love summer in France.
You should make peace with your mother.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I want to tell you about Saturday.
When I was little, I wanted to be a record producer.
We're going to need a police officer.
Finding a job is like lighting a candle...
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Get ready to dance.
This looks nice.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
I feel passionate.
I want you to help me.
I'll keep guard.
I have money.
I never hurt anybody.
Your lips have turned green.
I'm magnificent.
I'm a ghost.
We need to break up.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one option.
When the bell rings, start crying.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You need it.
I could never want you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I have the letter.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Who left a chai in the library?
What will you do, now that you've found God?
When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Can I make a mess?
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop questioning me.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I need to tell you about Friday.
We're alone in the universe.
I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.
I want to tell you about the hobgoblin.
Someone's in here.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I can't find my goat anywhere.
We're going to need a lot of help.
You angel!
I want you to kill me.
I want you to be smiling.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
Every picture tells a story.
It's giving me an error message.
You dropped it.
A boy needs his grandmother.
How dare you look at me!
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I have the scroll.
Please, don't move.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I feel sweaty.
Your ears have turned blue.
You should listen to your mother.
I'm trying to understand.
Can I make peace?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Ha-cha-cha.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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