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This looks nice.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

It's time to make lunch.

Sound the alarm!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

A boy needs boundaries.

I want you to be muddle-headed.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You're a god.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I heard a voice coming from the attic.

Good morning!

I want to tell you about the bread-stick.

When the lights go out, start crying.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

We're going to need a can opener.

We need to open it.

Whoop-whoop.

I love autumn in Canada.

This is a fine mess

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I have time.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm the only tailor who ever lived.

I want you to inspire me.

Throw it here.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

You are not my type.

You're crazy!

It was your fault that the lights went out.

Please, stop smoking.

I see you came prepared.

We're the same person.

How dare you laugh at me!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I could never despise you.

I volunteer as tribute!

I can't find my apple anywhere.

Hey, watch me dance.

I feel maternal.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Finding a job is like eating spaghetti...

You are a genius.

My life is a mystery.

You never say what you're thinking.

Can I make medicine?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

I have the time.

I've reported it to mother.

Who left a cranberry juice in the lounge room?

Your lips have turned brown.

You lost it.

No one can ever know the truth.

We've only got one option.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Someone's in here.

Take this and pray.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You monster!

I love winter in Spain.

Today is the day

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

It's giving me grief.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to be impressionable.

Take the piano and die.

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

This room is haunted.

I can offer you a Guinness.

We need to break up.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I'm going to need a surgeon.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Open the curtains.

I'm going to need a lot of buttons.

I'm the worst gravedigger on this planet

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a criminal.

Let's get it

This is a day to remember

Reading is all I can manage now.

I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I see you let yourself in.

You are so good to me.

I volunteer to eat it!

You love me.

I know more than you realise.

Please, listen to me.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I'm special.

We're ghosts.

You should protect your father.

I have the knife.

Can I make contact?

Get ready to laugh.

You are not my father.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Who left a skateboard in the closet?

Leave it outside.

Your ears have turned spotted.

My life is cursed.

I never could make up my mind.

You are a thief.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I can offer you a good price.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...

I want you to listen to me.

This is the worst time to be here.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to be vindictive.

It was my fault that the money disappeared.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the waiting room.

I love summer in France.

I can offer you a Fanta.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I need you.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You're really something!

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

We're going to need a playwright.

Death is like a bar of soap...

No one can ever know how we did it.

Someone's coming this way.

I knew you could fix it.

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

We need to fight.

No one can ever know that I survived.

Clothes do not make the man.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

We've only got one hope.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

I'm the worst astronaut on this planet

I want that frog out of my house!

Eating is all I can manage now.

I feel stylish.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

You burned it on purpose.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

I volunteer to go!

Don't fool around.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I never gave up hope.

No one can ever know that I like you

This looks peculiar.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I'll watch.

I have to tell you about the the moon.

You're a ghost.

Get ready to die.

I want you to be selfish.

Take the money and go.

Fears are like chocolate...

Be careful!

Hey, watch me move.

This room is bugged.

You should write to your mother.

It's giving me a headache.

There's no fool like an old fool.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

We are predictable.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You never call me.

We need to help each other.

It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.

Please, stop shouting.

We're gods.

Take this for luck.

I am going to Easter.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Who left a porcupine in the attic?

My life means nothing.

Let's eat

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

You're going to need a cartoonist.

I know what to do.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

Open it here.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about Thursday.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I will always despise you.

You will always despise me.

You should ask for more money.

I volunteer myself!

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We're insignificant.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I feel annoyed.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Why do you love me, so much?

I've reported it to the police.

Get ready to run.

I never listened.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I want that pony out of my room!

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I want you to be irreverent.

I'm the greatest archer on this planet

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Hey, watch me leave.

Leave it to the professionals.

I'm trying to leave.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Don't get too close.

It's time to go to bed.

Good luck!

Be safe!

Please, don't eat that.

Who left a chair in the outhouse?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

It's now or never

I'll wait here.

Take the drink and go.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I am going to the wedding.

You're amazing!

No one can ever know that you killed him.

Darling, it's beautiful.

My life is over.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want to tell you about the bagel.

I am humble.

Show me the screwdriver.

I have the will.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

You're alone in the universe.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

We've only got one chance.

I will always love you.

You should make peace with your father.

I want you to hold me.

I see you know what to do.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Open the door.

I have needs.

Your nose has turned red.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

I can offer you a cracker.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Get ready for this.

I love winter in America.

I'm going to need a burglar.

Someone's listening.

Time is like a mountain...

You are my favourite.

Delivery!

A girl needs her grandfather.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

I want you to be busy.

It's not right.

I'm the best swineherd on this planet

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Did you fart today?

Your cheeks have turned green.

This looks great.

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

I want that kitten out of my room!

Get out while the getting is good.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You never take me seriously.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a playwright.

I heard weeping coming from the laundry.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Hand me the shovel.

You should protect your mother.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Just breathe

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I'm a ghost.

My love, it's dead.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Can I make lemonade?

Open sesame.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Who left a teddy bear in the library?

You could never need me.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I know math.

I am panicked.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I'm the worst ninja on this planet

This room is unstable.

I should vote.

We've only got one life.

I have powers.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I need to tell you about Friday.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

This looks odd.

You angel!

I never loved you.

It's not in.

I want you to kill me.

We need to order pizza.

It's giving me an error message.

You are an inspiration.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your lips have turned stripey.

You won't find it.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I feel thrilled.

I need to tell you about the Gatorade.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Open your heart.

I have the need, the need for speed.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to be artificial.

Am I dead, or not?

Did you fart this morning?

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

You're no good.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I see you are thinking.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You're going to need a social worker.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

You could never want me.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want that elephant out of my room!

I should pay the bill.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I feel messy.

You are not my son.

Put it here.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

It was my fault that the bus was late.

You never sing anymore.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

It's time to go.

Don't ask any questions.

I am dynamic.

You can't have it.

I've reported it to Interpol.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

We've only got one of these.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cyclops.

I am going to Christmas.

I'm the only receptionist who ever lived.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want you to be optimistic.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Laughing is good for the soul.

We're cursed.

I knew you could see it through.

Be yourself!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You should call your father.

Alright, who left a ball in the conservatory?

Your tongue has turned black.

You can do this

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

Did you eat today?

Friendship is like a violin...

I see you smiling.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

Darling, it's so juicy.

How dare you look at me!

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

You are a liar.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I feel impatient.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

A girl needs her own room.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I never killed anyone.

You should vote.

How much courage do you have?

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

When the bell rings, start singing.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Can I make a pact?

I want that cat out of my room!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I am going to the grand opening.

Your lips have turned yellow.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

It's not open.

This room is shrinking.

You're weird.

I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.

Please, don't take that.

You broke the vase on purpose.

This looks edible.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I have money.

You should write to your father.

You are so nice to me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I knew you could open it.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Let's drink

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to be intent.

I love summer in Spain.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Revenge is sweet.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Someone's watching us.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Hope is like a multi-choice quiz...

I want you to stop looking at me.

Can I make sense?

We are intolerant.

You deserve this

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You could never hate me.

Take this with water.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

You never smile.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

We should ask for more money.

You are not my daughter.

I feel odd.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Leave it alone.

I'm going to need a herbalist.

I'm the best lifeguard on this planet

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

Don't just stand there.

I'm crazy.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I know who you are.

We need to eat.

Take the piano and leave.

Okay, who left a koala in the garage?

It's your fault that the plane was late.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I've reported it to the press.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're going to need a fork.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I can offer you a job.

Good night!

I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?

You are a godsend.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

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