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This room is unstable.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

You should make peace with your mother.

Who left a pony in the basement?

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

Take this for luck.

This looks familiar.

I want you to help me.

I love spring in China.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I want that cat out of my car!

A boy needs a job.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Don't get too close.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You are not my mother.

We're magnificent.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You hate me.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You're a ghost.

I have the poem.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Your lips have turned brown.

Sound the alarm!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You're going to need a guide.

You burned it on purpose.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Be yourself!

It's giving me grief.

It's not tight enough.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Please, stop crying.

I could never need you.

Darling, it's so shiny.

You angel!

Hand me the umbrella.

I'm trying to forgive you.

It's time to pack your bags.

We're ghosts.

My life is over.

I feel independent.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Someone's listening.

You are my daughter.

I never wanted to die.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Can I make believe?

Take the money and leave.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

I am exciting.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Get ready to laugh.

East is east, and west is west.

Delivery!

I want you to love me.

I have faith.

Who left a doll in the bathroom?

Hey, watch me move.

Let's dance

He was unconscious when I found him.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

When the door opens, start crying.

This is a day to remember

I'm going to need a spoon.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I can offer you a wine.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

This is the right time to be here.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

You broke it.

Leave it here.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I've reported it to mother.

I'm a god.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are a genius.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Am I coming with you, or not?

Good night!

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Be careful!

Just breathe

We're going to need a spy.

You should write to your mother.

I love spring in Ireland.

A girl needs love.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I see you let yourself in.

You are unsure.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Throw me the screwdriver.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

This room is bugged.

I am going to the funeral.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're alone in the universe.

It's not ready.

Please, stand.

Darling, it's dead.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

I feel frivolous.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

My life means nothing.

I could never want you.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I never loved you.

You never stop to think.

A thing begun is half done.

I want you to be mistaken.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I'm the only guru who ever lived.

You monster!

You are my only hope.

I have to tell you about the cracker.

I want that crocodile out of my car!

I want you to cook for me.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You're going to need a truck driver.

You should protect your father.

Let's go

You're a god.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

Who left a panda in the cloakroom?

I knew you could open it.

Leave it alone.

You're going to need a wrench.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to stop looking at me.

Be safe!

How much influence do you have?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I've reported it to the police.

I can offer you a carrot.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I am outspoken.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

This room is shrinking.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

We need to order pizza.

Open it here.

I volunteer as tribute!

Someone's having a bad day.

I am going to Christmas.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

You're really something!

You are an inspiration.

You're special.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I have 20-20 vision.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Give me the guitar.

It's not open.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Take this with water.

You know it.

I see you came prepared.

Today is the day

No one can ever know how we did it.

Open your heart.

I want you to be fatigued.

I'm the worst sleuth on this planet

Who left an umbrella in the control room?

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to kiss me.

Your nose has turned purple.

Take the piano and leave.

You should hide.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I've reported it to the President.

Let's get it

Did you eat last night?

Don't just stand there.

This is a fine ship

I know what happened.

Please, give me that.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'm trying to believe you.

A girl needs her own room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pegasus.

I never killed anyone.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Find some proof that I deceived you.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I can offer you a pickle.

I want that dog out of my room!

I feel silly.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

It's time to make lunch.

You are so kind to me.

Someone's watching us.

Hopes are like chocolate...

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

You won't find it.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'll sit on it.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

You devil!

You never have time for me.

I want you to document my trip to France.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

We're insignificant.

I heard laughter coming from the laundry.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

We're going to need a pirate.

Can I make a pact?

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I can't find my croissant anywhere.

I have a secret.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

You should go to the police.

Take this with you.

You are a godsend.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

You should ask your father.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

You could never fascinate me.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

We need to go.

Throw me the fishcake.

We've only got one life.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Let's play

I have the time.

I love summer in Australia.

I see you know what to do.

We're going to need a spatula.

We're gods.

Dying is like making spaghetti...

I want you to listen to me.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I've reported it to the press.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I knew you could see it through.

I despise you.

I want to tell you about the garage.

I feel humiliated.

You are gleeful.

This is a fine mess

Hey, watch me smile.

Someone's in here.

You never smile.

This looks wrong.

I'm cursed.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

You are not my type.

You made me cry on purpose.

My life is a mystery.

You're under arrest!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ditch digger.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

We're going to need an antique dealer.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Please, lie down.

Get ready for this.

I should quit.

Your face has turned spotted.

We need to eat.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I have lost the will to live.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to stop lying to me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

We've only got one hope.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

Take the piano and go.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Knitting is good for the soul.

You could never need me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I want you to clean up after me.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

You are my son.

We are innovative.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

I knew you could live like this.

My love, it's beautiful.

I want that tiger out of my life!

Throw it here.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

Open the bottle.

We're the same person.

You should find your mother.

You found it.

I'll open it.

I never hurt anybody.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I'm the only pilot who ever lived.

I should start a business.

I am going to the party.

Get ready to die.

A boy needs his grandfather.

You're coming with me!

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I feel decisive.

Physician, heal thyself.

Your face has turned stripey.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

We're going to need a shovel.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I want you to be complex.

Let's watch TV!

I love spring in Antarctica.

Take this and pray.

I need to tell you about the unicorn.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

Show me the banana.

I can offer you a cracker.

We've only got one chance.

You should listen to your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

It's not mine.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Good grief!

My life is cursed.

We need to make out.

Ha-cha-cha.

When the door opens, start singing.

You are not my conscience.

I'm a ghost.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I can offer you a good price.

I want you to kill me.

You're cursed.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to stop loving me.

Your lips have turned spotted.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

This looks peculiar.

I'm the best teacher on this planet

I'll get it.

I know who you are.

My love, it's so juicy.

Open sesame.

You should pay the bill.

It was your fault that the cat died.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

I want you.

Can I make the team?

I want that puppy out of my life!

No one can ever know what we did.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Stop, in the name of love.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You should disown your mother.

Take the money and go.

It's almost over

We are lost.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Leave it until morning.

I want you to be eloquent.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

A girl needs confidence.

Who left a skateboard in the guest room?

I never felt so alone.

Throw me the spatula.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Get ready to dance.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Good morning!

I want you to inspire me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I can't find my sofa anywhere.

Be better!

This looks edible.

Curiosity killed the cat.

It's time to go.

We should ask for more money.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

I'm crazy.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

You are my inspiration.

I'm going to need a hammer.

I know where you were.

Cooking is good for the soul.

I am going to the grand opening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

We're going to need an explorer.

Show me the umbrella.

Your face has turned red.

I never wanted this.

Leave it outside.

My life matters.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.

You could never want me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

This is the worst time to be here.

You are so nice to me.

Take the piano and die.

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Luck is like a guitar...

Can I make time?

No one can ever know the truth.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You're never going to get away with this!

I have the card.

I have to tell you about the Powerade.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is a stick up.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

This looks great.

I can offer you a beer.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You are the best person I have ever met.

We need to make better decisions.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?

Please, look at me.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I love winter in Australia.

I feel sweaty.

Your ears have turned stripey.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

Am I dead, or not?

You never sing anymore.

I want you to hold me.

We're going to need a blacksmith.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

I heard a sound coming from the control room.

I have the knife.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

It's giving me a headache.

Throw me the skateboard.

I'm trying to open it.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

It's not easy.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I know the future.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Can I make art?

It's time to brush your teeth.

A girl needs a job.

If you don't want it, put it back.

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