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I can offer you a Jim Beam.
Please, give up while you can.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Take the money and die.
Hand me the icecream.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are an inspiration.
I feel sexy.
Be yourself!
Who left a Jack Daniels in the closet?
You're a ghost.
When the bell rings, hide.
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We're going to need an impersonator.
Leave it here.
I am tortured.
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
You're going down!
My life matters.
You could never love me.
You are not my mother.
You are so mean to me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I volunteer to eat it!
Someone's in here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Why do you love me, so much?
When I was little, I wanted to be an athlete.
You are my inspiration.
I want you to marry me.
This is a stick up.
You're magnificent.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Your ears have turned yellow.
We've only got one bullet.
I want that ant out of my room!
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I never loved you.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't get too close.
Can I make a comeback?
Did you eat just now?
She was unconscious when I found her.
I knew you could turn things around.
Dating is like opening a door...
How much time do you have?
I have the time.
You should find your father.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
This looks interesting.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I should vote.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
I'm the worst air traffic controller who ever lived.
I am going to the grand opening.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me move.
It's not mine.
I will always despise you.
I see you for who you are.
Don't upset your father, not now.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Get ready for this.
Sound the alarm!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
Take this with water.
My love, it's beautiful.
Please, stay where you are.
You need me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I can offer you a hot dog.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
We need to fight.
I want you to kill me.
This is a day to remember
Good luck!
You're a god.
I want you to stop following me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
Leave it to the professionals.
I am amused.
No one will ever know
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I'm trying to care.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I've reported it to Interpol.
Throw me the doll.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Be careful!
My life is cursed.
I'm the greatest guide on this planet
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You never sing anymore.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You are so good to me.
I have powers.
I knew you could survive.
Put it here.
Did you fart today?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
I'll get it.
You're alone in the universe.
Let's watch the game
You should disown your mother.
Take the drink and go.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
This is the right time to be amused.
I feel threatened.
I love winter in China.
I want you to be outspoken.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
It's not for sale.
You're going to need a chauffeur.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You monster!
You lost it.
You are not my son.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
You love me.
When the door opens, start crying.
Please, stop doing that.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Finding a job is like doing the dishes...
I know who you are.
It was your fault that the plane was late.
I'm the only scout who ever lived.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
This looks nice.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
A good man is hard to find.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Who left a bird in the attic?
Sorry, I have to take this.
I have the will.
A boy needs confidence.
You burned it on purpose.
Delivery!
This room is bugged.
Good grief!
I can offer you a Fanta.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
You're never going to get away with this!
I feel playful.
I should quit.
Drop it here.
Can I make babies?
Give me the bike.
I'm a god.
It's giving me a headache.
You deserve this
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I heard weeping coming from the lobby.
I have faith.
Take this for luck.
We need to help each other.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Did you eat this morning?
Find some proof that I tricked you.
We're going to need a fork.
It's not going to fit.
I knew you could make up your mind.
I'll get ready.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
My love, it's so juicy.
You should disown your father.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
I love summer in Antarctica.
I see you know what to do.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Open sesame.
You are a liar.
I volunteer to go!
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
You devil!
I want you to cook for me.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
We're alone in the universe.
I'm the best chef who ever lived.
A boy needs his grandmother.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Let's watch TV!
I know the future.
This room is haunted.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
I feel assertive.
I never hurt anybody.
Someone's watching us.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You never call me.
I have the poem.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Plug it in here.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I could never love you.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I've reported it to the President.
You dropped it.
I am going to the funeral.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...
This is a fine mess
It was your fault that the wig came off.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Get ready to run.
I'm no good.
I see you smiling.
You will always love me.
I'm a ghost.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I'll sit on it.
You are so nice to me.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Open the window.
I need to tell you about the banana.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Your lips have turned purple.
Did you get lucky today?
You're going to need an architect.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I feel frisky.
Leave it outside.
I want you to read to me.
I'm trying to understand.
A girl needs her father.
My love, it's so shiny.
Who left a cat in the sauna?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
You are my only hope.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Don't fool around.
We are attractive.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I should pay the bill.
Take the drink and leave.
Be safe!
I heard a howl coming from the cell.
When one door shuts, another opens.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
You're crazy!
I bet you know why I'm here.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You should listen to your mother.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is a fine ship
I want you to be powerless.
Failure is like a lake...
Let's play
You made me cry on purpose.
I have lost the will to live.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
We're the same person.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I am going to the wedding.
I'm the worst watchmaker on this planet
I despise you.
I want that tiger out of my room!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We're going to need a chef.
I love summer in China.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to clean up after me.
I can offer you a saké.
Give it here.
It's time to make lunch.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I need to tell you about the the end of the rainbow.
I know what happened.
It's not easy.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Get ready, or get out.
It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You're going to need a saw.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to document my trip to France.
Less is more.
I want you to stop loving me.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I am agreeable.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I want you to be conscientious.
Someone's having a bad day.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You need it.
We need to eat.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You should call your mother.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I heard laughter coming from the wardrobe.
I'm the best cook on this planet
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Good morning!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I volunteer as tribute!
This room is shrinking.
Whoop-whoop.
This looks familiar.
We're gods.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Give me the umbrella.
My life is a mystery.
Who left a Coke in the conservatory?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Take the money and leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
It's time to brush your teeth.
Hey, watch me leave.
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Can I make a kite?
I can offer you a good price.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I never gave up hope.
You are not my type.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
We're going to need a knife.
You are an idiot.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
You never smile.
I love fall in America.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
How dare you laugh at me!
Patience is a virtue
I am calm.
It's giving me grief.
It's not heavy.
I'm the greatest shop assistant on this planet
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I could never want you.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Darling, it's delicious.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
You're weird.
You are my daughter.
We need to play.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to be hidebound.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
Leave it until morning.
It was your fault that your heart got broken.
I can offer you a muffin.
Okay. Just do what I do.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're amazing!
We've only got one hope.
I want you to hold me.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
Alright, who left a saw in the library?
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I see you every day.
Please, don't take that.
Don't wait to be asked.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
You are so kind to me.
It's time to pack your bags.
I'll help.
I know what to do.
You're going to need a busker.
I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Can I make up a story?
I'm the best DJ who ever lived.
You can have it.
Your lips have turned spotted.
I am going to the party.
My life is over.
I will always want you.
I want you to be profound.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
I can offer you an ale.
Get ready to die.
I feel ready.
This looks bad.
You never say what you're thinking.
Love is like a forest...
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You angel!
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
You fascinate me.
Let's dance
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Take the drink and die.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I want you to look at me.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are humorous.
It's giving me an error message.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's not right.
You are not my daughter.
Dying is like writing a to do list...
I'm going to need a diplomat.
Can I make a sound?
I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
Your ears have turned black.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I'm trying to leave.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I feel healthy.
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You broke it.
How dare you look at me!
You are a godsend.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
You're going to need a lot of food.
My love, it's dead.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I want you to kiss me.
Who left a frog in the laundry?
It wasn't your fault that the wig came off.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
You should protect your mother.
Give me the shovel.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop questioning me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.
We need to make a plan.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
They know it was me
I'm trying to help.
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
I'm cursed.
I love winter in Canada.
I never felt so alone.
We're ghosts.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I could never despise you.
I want you to be private.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
This room is unstable.
Don't rock the boat.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
I can offer you a tomato juice.
You are my love.
We've only got one life.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It's not the right size.
This looks odd.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Alright, who left an umbrella in the garage?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Don't just stand there.
Leave it alone.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
A girl needs her grandmother.
We should go to the police.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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