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I want you to look at me.

Get ready, or get out.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are not my father.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I love spring in America.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

You're going to need a shovel.

I want that kitten out of my life!

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to be gallant.

We've only got one chance.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

A girl needs her space.

Someone's watching us.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I never could make up my mind.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I am going to the grand opening.

I've reported it to the press.

You're coming with me!

I see you are thinking.

You angel!

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'll get ready.

I feel ecstatic.

It's not easy.

We are frivolous.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I volunteer myself!

My life is a mystery.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

You broke the vase on purpose.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I'm magnificent.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You should quit.

I have needs.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Freedom is like a mountain...

Running for office is like applying for a job...

Open the door.

Please, look at me.

Give it here.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Did you get lucky just now?

Good luck!

Your cheeks have turned white.

Leave it until morning.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

When I was little, I wanted to be a locksmith.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Be safe!

You're a god.

When the door opens, start singing.

Someone's coming this way.

You will always fascinate me.

I have to tell you about the accountant.

I love summer in Spain.

I want that octopus out of my house!

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

You won't find it.

I'm the best DJ on this planet

Let's eat

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to be excited.

Can I make a show?

You never sing anymore.

This is a fine ship

We're gods.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

We need to play.

I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

How dare you look at me!

Hey, watch me move.

We're going to need a burglar.

I feel envious.

My love, it's so shiny.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

We're cursed.

I heard a howl coming from the attic.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

Ha-cha-cha.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

If you don't want it, can I have it?

My life means nothing.

Delivery!

I see you let yourself in.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am going to Easter.

We're going to need a hammer.

Your nose has turned blue.

When the bell rings, hide.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

I'm a god.

I'm trying to save you.

This is the perfect time to be here.

I can offer you an icecream.

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

It's time to go to bed.

I should hide.

You are not my type.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

Drop it here.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

Give me the bagel.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I know what happened.

I never wanted to die.

Take this with you.

A boy needs a job.

Please, listen to me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Be yourself!

I volunteer as tribute!

I'll sit on it.

We need to make better decisions.

Let's watch TV!

Someone's locked the door.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want that porcupine out of my house!

You should find your mother.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You are so nice to me.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

You're amazing!

I bet you know why I'm angry.

You are my son.

I see you smiling.

Take the piano and go.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want you to read to me.

Get ready to die.

I'm going to need a shovel.

You're magnificent.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You're going to need a lot of luck.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

We're going to need a bartender.

You will always hate me.

I have the gun.

This room is unstable.

Hey, watch me dance.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You're a ghost.

I am going to the funeral.

You devil!

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm the only rat catcher on this planet

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

This looks familiar.

When the bell rings, start crying.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I have faith.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I want that cow out of my house!

I can't find my skateboard anywhere.

I can offer you an apple juice.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

A girl needs her grandfather.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You are a hero.

Anger is like a canvas...

I knew you could fix it.

It's not tight enough.

Get ready to laugh.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I feel suspicious.

We're ghosts.

East, west, home's best.

Please, come closer.

It's going to be okay

Someone's listening.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're going to need a wrench.

I can offer you a good price.

You are so mean to me.

I know more than you realise.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You should find your father.

Did you eat yesterday?

I want you to be threatened.

This looks edible.

You could never need me.

Be careful!

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Take the money and leave.

Hey, watch me leave.

Hand me the saw.

It's giving me hope.

I'm the worst taxi-driver on this planet

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

You never call me.

You dropped it.

We've only got one bullet.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

We are disorganized.

No one can ever know that I like you

It's not dead.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.

Let's watch the game

You're going to need a lot of water.

I want that rat out of my room!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

We're going to need a beautician.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I have the scroll.

It's time to make lunch.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Leave it to the professionals.

Defeat is like a guitar...

Sound the alarm!

A boy needs his mother.

Open the window.

Good grief!

I want you to be surprised.

Can I make a comeback?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Who left a fork in the office?

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Don't fool around.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I am going to the party.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

Please, stand.

This looks suspicious.

I volunteer to eat it!

Learning is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Show me the slice of pizza.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Why do you tease me, so much?

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I can't find my car anywhere.

He was unconscious when I found him.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I've reported it to Interpol.

I know who you are.

We're lucky.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This is a day to remember

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

I want that lion out of my life!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You could never love me.

You are so kind to me.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I never felt so alone.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

This room is shrinking.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I feel heroic.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I can offer you a pickle.

I have 20-20 vision.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Please, stop smoking.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

This is the right time to be alone.

I despise you.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Be better!

We need to unite.

I'm the only astronaut who ever lived.

Your face has turned pink.

I want you to listen to me.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

Who left a punch in the living room?

How dare you smile at me!

Imagination is like a camera...

Stop, in the name of the law.

I knew you could see it through.

You are not my daughter.

I heard a voice coming from the library.

Okay. Just do what I do.

How much courage do you have?

When the lights go out, hide.

You're crazy!

I'm trying to believe you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

Find some proof that they fooled you.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

This looks interesting.

This is a stick up.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

You are a godsend.

Hand me the chair.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Your cheeks have turned green.

I'm no good.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I've reported it to the police.

Bad news travels fast.

I volunteer to go!

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

You never take me seriously.

I know math.

Dare to dream

Can I make laughter?

You will always need me.

You're going to need a can opener.

Please, don't move.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

A boy needs boundaries.

I want you to document my trip to France.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want you to be opinionated.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Take the money and go.

I want that eagle out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Alright, who left a tea in the closet?

You're going to need a peddlar.

You should ask your father.

You found it.

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I want you to cook for me.

I feel extravagant.

You're under arrest!

I'm weird.

This looks bad.

I can't find my strawberry milkshake anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

When the party starts, start crying.

Let's go

I love fall in England.

I could never hate you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Find some proof that she tricked you.

We are compulsive.

This room is haunted.

Good morning!

I want you to be intuitive.

This is the right time to be amused.

I'm the greatest navigator on this planet

I want you to stop loving me.

Your lips have turned green.

My love, it's so expensive.

Take this for luck.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Getting married is like applying for a job...

You are my inspiration.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're going to need a saw.

I can offer you a celery stick.

I want you to hold me.

We're magnificent.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

It was my fault that the play sucked.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Each to their own.

We need to order pizza.

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxidermist.

I never loved you.

I want that shark out of my car!

You are a poet.

Can I make a contribution?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You are so good to me.

A girl needs money.

Just try not to cry

Please, stop doing that.

Your face has turned orange.

I feel threatened.

We are glamorous.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I love winter in Japan.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

You broke it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Take this and pray.

You are not my mother.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to stop me.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You made me cry on purpose.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.

I am going to Christmas.

Who left an icecream in the classroom?

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I'm the only pianist who ever lived.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

Can I make animal sounds?

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

We're going to need a spoon.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

We need to eat.

I want you to be irresponsible.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Darling, it's alive.

Give me the celery stick.

I want that horse out of my room!

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

I knew you could open it.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

Leave it here.

My life is cursed.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

You are cross.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't ask any questions.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

I love spring in Canada.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I have the will.

Dammit, who left a wrench in the cell?

You should pay the bill.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

No one can ever know what we did.

A girl needs discipline.

I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

You monster!

Open your heart.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

Your nose has turned stripey.

When the door opens, hide.

You despise me.

I want that whale out of my house!

Dating is like doing the dishes...

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I want you to be punctual.

I can offer you a diet Pepsi.

Time to shine

We need to open it.

Can I make an impression?

You're really something!

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You are not my son.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

Take the piano and die.

You never have time for me.

It's giving me grief.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

I need you.

I'm the worst welder on this planet

Darling, it's delicious.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I can't find my bunny anywhere.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

You are nosy.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

We're going to need an accountant.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Please, don't take that.

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