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You angel!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

This is a stick up.

Good luck!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

You are so mean to me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Why do you hate me, so much?

We're gods.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

We're alone in the universe.

I see you for who you are.

Let's dance

It was my fault that the label came off.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

This is the right time to be amused.

Plug it in here.

You never smile.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

We need to help each other.

I want you to stop me.

I'm trying to win.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can offer you a good price.

It's almost over

Eating is all I can manage now.

I've reported it to the press.

I have the poem.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Throw me the bike.

A boy needs his space.

I heard weeping coming from the control room.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Take this with water.

This looks bad.

You are a liar.

If you don't want it, put it back.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Open your heart.

This room is unstable.

I'll get it.

I can't find my tiger anywhere.

I need to tell you about the valkyrie.

Hey, watch me leave.

I'm a ghost.

You should protect your father.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Friendship is like a picnic in the park...

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Did you eat at work?

You're under arrest!

You are comfortable.

You know it.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

My life is cursed.

I volunteer myself!

I feel threatened.

I'm the greatest sheriff on this planet

When the bell rings, start singing.

Good night!

Take the drink and die.

Can I make up?

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Your face has turned green.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

Delivery!

Who left a chicken in the bathroom?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I see you have done this before.

I never loved you.

Sound the alarm!

Don't get too close.

Why do you love me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Darling, it's delicious.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I want you to be tough.

This is a fine ship

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?

This looks nice.

Shrouds have no pockets.

You should quit.

It's giving me a headache.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

Open the bottle.

You are a handsome devil.

I have time.

Reading is all I can manage now.

Dare to dream

You're no good.

Be safe!

I've reported it to the President.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I am going to Christmas.

I'll help.

You never say what you're thinking.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

We're going to need an artist.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to kill me.

I love winter in India.

You need it.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

You are not my son.

I can't find my car anywhere.

Did you eat last night?

I could never despise you.

Please, don't drink that.

Good grief!

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Show me the wrench.

It's not for sale.

You're a ghost.

I see you every day.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

We are generous.

We're ghosts.

You will always fascinate me.

Darling, it's dead.

You're coming with me!

I feel afraid.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I know the future.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Someone's coming this way.

You should call your mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I'm the worst firefighter on this planet

This is the right time to be afraid.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

Your face has turned pink.

How dare you laugh at me!

I never wanted to die.

I want that chimpanzee out of my room!

Leave it to the professionals.

I've reported it to the police.

Fear is like a beach...

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Show no mercy

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Good morning!

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is a fine mess

My life is over.

You won't find it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Gardening is good for the soul.

It's giving me an error message.

I want to tell you about the beautician.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

How much luck do you have?

I'm going to need a can opener.

It wasn't your fault that the dog died.

I love autumn in Japan.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I can offer you a muffin.

Getting married is like taking a bath...

Be careful!

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

I hate you.

We've only got one bullet.

Let's drink

I feel impatient.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I have lost the will to live.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You're cursed.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You should call your father.

I see you smiling.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

Hand me the bratwurst.

A girl needs her grandmother.

You are intuitive.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I want you to love me.

I have the gun.

You're going down!

I'm a god.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm going to need a personal trainer.

You are an inspiration.

I can offer you a pineapple juice.

Take the piano and die.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I never killed anyone.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You will always need me.

You are so nice to me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

We need to open it.

I love spring in Canada.

It's time to make lunch.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

How dare you smile at me!

My life matters.

You are forgiving.

I feel ugly.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

I'm going to need a spoon.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

Who left a Pepsi in the dining room?

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Get ready to dance.

I want you to be guileless.

It's not working.

Give me the kite.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'll get ready.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I am going to the funeral.

Am I dead, or not?

We're going to need a lot of sand.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

A girl needs her own room.

This looks familiar.

I can offer you an ale.

We're going to need a winemaker.

I have to tell you about the party.

I want you to stop looking at me.

You should vote.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I volunteer as tribute!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

I can offer you a job.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

Take the money and leave.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

I knew you could survive.

Leave it alone.

Put it here.

I know who you are.

I heard a howl coming from the lounge room.

I have the letter.

Winners don't quit

I'm the best bank robber who ever lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

It was your fault that the cat died.

You devil!

We're special.

When the door opens, hide.

You're really something!

You are so good to me.

You made me cry on purpose.

Show me the licorice twist.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You could never need me.

How dare you look at me!

Please, stop shouting.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

You are my teacher.

Dying is like taking a bath...

I am going to Easter.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I can offer you a chai.

I have needs.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want that goose out of my car!

We're going to need a spatula.

Get ready for this.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Ha-cha-cha.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Can I make friends?

When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.

Your ego is like a beach...

Leave it until morning.

I want you to document my trip to China.

You never take me seriously.

We're going to need a veterinarian.

I want you to stop loving me.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

This looks odd.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Drop it here.

Someone's watching us.

I know what happened.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I need to tell you about the funeral.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I want you to be pugnacious.

I feel comfortable.

I am scheming.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

You need me.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Give me the kebab.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Fight fire with fire.

A girl needs her grandfather.

You're never going to get away with this!

It's not heavy.

I should start a business.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Hey, watch me move.

You're going to need a lot of food.

Can I make a deal?

I volunteer to go!

Get ready to run.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Take this and pray.

Don't fool around.

Please, don't move.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Take the piano and go.

It was your fault that the plane was late.

You are not my favourite.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

I want that sheep out of my life!

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Whatever happens, don't panic

We're lucky.

Someone's having a bad day.

I'm trying to understand.

This room is bugged.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want you to stop following me.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

It's time to go.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a fishcake.

I want you to be popular.

I could never want you.

We've only got one option.

You're going to need a baker.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You should disown your mother.

Sorry, I have to take this.

A boy needs a job.

You're a god.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You are my father.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I never could make up my mind.

I'm the worst janitor on this planet

This looks interesting.

Who left a screwdriver in the wine cellar?

You are not my conscience.

I am going to the grand opening.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Get ready to die.

Hey, watch me smile.

We need to close it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I feel shy.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

Did you eat today?

When the party starts, remain calm.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

No one can ever know that I like you

I can offer you a hot dog.

You never call me.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

Just be yourself

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

You could never despise me.

You found it.

I love winter in Brazil.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want that giraffe out of my life!

I can't find my boat anywhere.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

You monster!

We're going to need a hammer.

Show me the ball.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I want to tell you about the sniper.

My love, it's dead.

We are irresponsible.

Can I make believe?

Okay. Just do what I do.

Please, lie down.

You should find your father.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

You are a godsend.

Open the curtains.

This looks wrong.

It's not alive.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

We're going to need a zookeeper.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You're crazy!

I'm crazy.

There's one born every minute.

How much time do you have?

I know where you were.

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

I'm the best entrepreneur who ever lived.

I want you to be liberated.

It's giving me grief.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

Take this for luck.

I am going to the wedding.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

I want you to look at me.

When the party starts, start singing.

I want that horse out of my house!

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

When I was little, I wanted to be a personal trainer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

You're going to need a spatula.

I have a secret.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

I can offer you a smoothie.

We are willful.

Show me the screwdriver.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I feel independent.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.

I want to tell you about the chocolate milk.

You're amazing!

I want you.

Darling, it's so shiny.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

It's not going to fit.

Who left a cat in the garage?

Your face has turned blue.

You are my sunshine.

This looks edible.

No one can ever know that I survived.

You never listen.

Don't ask any questions.

You could never want me.

Your lips have turned spotted.

I want you to cook for me.

Be better!

This is the perfect time to be alone.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Take the money and die.

We need to make a plan.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I want that rat out of my room!

I have the card.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

I'm special.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I see you know what to do.

I have 20-20 vision.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Just breathe

You are not my mother.

When I was little, I wanted to be a marine.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to be dry.

Give me the ukulele.

I feel resentful.

Please, remain silent.

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