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I should buy a lottery ticket.
I want you to be prejudiced.
Someone's coming this way.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I am going to the funeral.
Sound the alarm!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
My love, it's so expensive.
It was my fault that the toast got burnt.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
We're cursed.
Leave it until morning.
Good grief!
I can't find my cat anywhere.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I see you have done this before.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
When I was little, I wanted to be a builder.
I'm a ghost.
You should listen to your father.
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I feel ashamed.
You are a thief.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Let's dance
This looks wrong.
No one can ever know the truth.
I volunteer myself!
You're under arrest!
Just be yourself
I have to tell you about Christmas.
Get ready for this.
I love winter in France.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Please, stop crying.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I never wanted this.
It's time to pack your bags.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You can have it.
You're going to need a spatula.
Can I make connections?
This room is haunted.
My life means nothing.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
You are so mean to me.
I'm going to need a conductor.
Open the curtains.
It's not easy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Who left a can opener in the wine cellar?
I want that elephant out of my car!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Whoop-whoop.
Drop it here.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
We should think about this.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I'm trying to win.
I want you to betray me.
You burned it on purpose.
We're ghosts.
Be better!
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I can offer you a chardonnay.
We need to unite.
Good luck!
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Someone's having a bad day.
When the bell rings, hide.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Your ego is like a lake...
You monster!
Okay. Just do what I do.
You need me.
I've reported it to mother.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You never listen.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Take the drink and go.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
I'll get it.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
I will always love you.
I love summer in Ireland.
I want you to stop tickling me.
No one can ever know what we did.
You're amazing!
Please, give up while you can.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It wasn't your fault that the party was cancelled.
Can I make a difference?
Jack of all trades, master of none.
I want that bee out of my room!
We've only got one option.
You are not my daughter.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I knew you could fix it.
I want you to be aimless.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are an artist.
I have the scroll.
I see you came prepared.
Get ready to dance.
It's time to go.
Your tongue has turned green.
Reading is good for the soul.
You're going to need a saw.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Delivery!
Open sesame.
I'm the only singer on this planet
Who left a wrench in the bedroom?
I'm lucky.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am going to Easter.
You are so nice to me.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
This is a day to remember
Ha-cha-cha.
Take this for luck.
I want you to stop looking at me.
We need to fight.
I heard a sound coming from the attic.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You should write to your mother.
I've reported it to the police.
Take the money and die.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I'll open it.
My life is a mystery.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
You never call me.
You're never going to get away with this!
I want you to hold me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
Patience is a virtue
We've only got one life.
A girl needs her own room.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Please, stay where you are.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You are my mother.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
You're a ghost.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Pride comes before a fall.
It's giving me an error message.
I see you for who you are.
You are injured.
You should hide.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Let's eat
Put it here.
This is a stick up.
You are so kind to me.
I feel optimistic.
When the party starts, hide.
Leave it here.
I will always need you.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I am going to the grand opening.
Can I make an effort?
No one can ever know how we did it.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
Show me the umbrella.
It's not mine.
Your lips have turned yellow.
I can offer you a good price.
I'm going to need a knife.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
You are a poet.
You should make peace with your mother.
This room is unstable.
You're coming with me!
You never say what you're thinking.
I know where you were.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You are not my type.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I want you to be miserly.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
You angel!
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Who left a hammer in the barn?
I volunteer as tribute!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Get ready to laugh.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
Take the piano and go.
You're magnificent.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I have the poem.
Someone's locked the door.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Romance is like a mountain...
Did you eat at work?
My life is over.
I love summer in Germany.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
Open it here.
I see you know what to do.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
She was unconscious when I found her.
If you're done, we'll get started.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I am irrational.
You could never hate me.
We need to help each other.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Who left a kite in the sauna?
I want you to clean up after me.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
It's not tight enough.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You can do this
Show me the shovel.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Can I make promises?
I know more than you realise.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I have a secret.
I heard weeping coming from the basement.
I'm the worst air traffic controller who ever lived.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I need to tell you about the whiskey.
A boy needs his mother.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Don't ask any questions.
I have the letter.
I want you to be poor.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
We're going to need a lot of money.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You know it.
Take the piano and leave.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I feel miserable.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I'm going to need a drug dealer.
We should ask for more money.
You are my only hope.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
How dare you look at me!
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
Who left a dinosaur in the lobby?
I love you.
Your face has turned stripey.
You are a godsend.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
They know it was me
I want that tiger out of my car!
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
I see you smiling.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
We are grand.
Stop, in the name of the law.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to kiss me.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I never wanted to die.
Your ears have turned purple.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
You never sing anymore.
Don't wait to be asked.
It was your fault that the cat died.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's not heavy.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I've reported it to the press.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
A girl needs her grandmother.
I have to tell you about the conservatory.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Get ready to die.
I'm the worst imam on this planet
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
You are not my favourite.
I have powers.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
I feel relaxed.
We're going to need a scientist.
Dammit, who left a chocolate milk in the stable?
I want you to be absentminded.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I know the future.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
You're weird.
We're gods.
We've only got one chance.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to read to me.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
This room is shrinking.
I will always hate you.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Please, remain silent.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Can I make mistakes?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
We're going to need a can opener.
Throw it here.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Open your heart.
You should write to your father.
It's time to make lunch.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I knew you could open it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
We should start a business.
We're going to need a cosmonaut.
I feel tearful.
You are my everything.
You're insignificant.
I never gave up hope.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You broke it.
Take the money and go.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Hey, watch me move.
It's your fault that the label came off.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
When the party starts, start singing.
I could never need you.
Your eyes have turned grey.
I love spring in Canada.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I can offer you a croissant.
I have needs.
I have to tell you about Monday.
I want that penguin out of my room!
I'm the greatest impersonator who ever lived.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
I heard a sound coming from the walk-in freezer.
It's not working.
Who left a cat in the dining room?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I see you are thinking.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to stop loving me.
I can offer you a job.
Maybe no one will notice
Be safe!
It's time to brush your teeth.
Let's drink
I know what to do.
You could never despise me.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You're going to need a spoon.
Did you fart last night?
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.
I have the knife.
I'm weird.
I want you to be big-thinking.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
A boy needs his father.
You're going to pay!
I'm trying to help.
I knew you could live like this.
This looks odd.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I want you to document my trip to France.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I feel humiliated.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Don't just stand there.
You devil!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I despise you.
When I was little, I wanted to be an ambassador.
You crashed the car on purpose.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
Dare to dream
I want you to listen to me.
Someone's listening.
Your face has turned blue.
You're going to need a wrench.
Did you eat just now?
Hand me the fishcake.
It's not open.
I love winter in England.
I can offer you a banana.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
We need to break up.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
I'm the best clown on this planet
You are not my father.
You should quit.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
My love, it's dead.
I have faith.
We are youthful.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
I'm alone in the universe.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I want that puppy out of my life!
I want you to be foolish.
I never listened.
I'm a god.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a senator.
The age of miracles is past.
I heard a sound coming from the conservatory.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
It was your fault that the bus was late.
A boy needs his friends.
No one can ever know that I like you
Be yourself!
I'm going to need a spoon.
This is the right time to be angry.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
My life is cursed.
I'm the only hypnotist on this planet
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I want you to kill me.
Dating is like doing the shopping...
I'm going to need a lot of water.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have the will.
Alright, who left a pickle in the garage?
Let's watch the game
I feel thankful.
I should pay the bill.
This looks peculiar.
I have time.
You're going to need a navigator.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Reading is all I can manage now.
Hey, watch me dance.
Show me the guitar.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
When the party starts, start crying.
Please, come closer.
I love winter in Canada.
This room is bugged.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are authoritarian.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
We need to make better decisions.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want that raccoon out of my room!
You should find your mother.
I can't find my spider anywhere.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I'll listen.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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