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I'm trying to see the funny side.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Take the piano and leave.

Did you get lucky this morning?

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

We're ghosts.

I want you to love me.

Your face has turned grey.

You should write to your father.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

Leave it to the professionals.

Sound the alarm!

You're going to need a clockmaker.

You never stop to think.

You burned it on purpose.

Please, stay where you are.

Stop, in the name of love.

This looks familiar.

I'm weird.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Drop it here.

I'm a god.

Get ready to run.

My life matters.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

Hey, watch me smile.

You are fickle.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I feel jolly.

Open the curtains.

I see you came prepared.

You are not my conscience.

You can't have it.

When the party starts, start singing.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

You monster!

Be better!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I can offer you a kebab.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Can I make a mess?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I'm the best butcher on this planet

Am I under arrest, or not?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

This room is shrinking.

This is a day to remember

We're going to need a saw.

No one can ever know what we did.

I love spring in Germany.

I want that fox out of my house!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I hate you.

Take this with you.

If you don't want it, put it back.

My love, it's beautiful.

Let's dance

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I never really lived.

It's giving me hope.

You're amazing!

I'll help.

Victory is like a mountain...

I heard a noise coming from the studio.

It's time to go to bed.

A boy needs his grandmother.

We've only got one chance.

I need to tell you about the banana.

I want you to stop following me.

You are my only hope.

I should hide.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's not going to fit.

I'm going to need a taxidermist.

Please, stop doing that.

You devil!

I've reported it to Interpol.

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Who left a chair in the kitchen?

Whoop-whoop.

I volunteer to go!

When the door opens, remain calm.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

We're gods.

You're special.

This looks great.

Hey, watch me dance.

It wasn't my fault that the train was late.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Show no mercy

You're a ghost.

I have time.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Don't just stand there.

Open sesame.

I'm trying to save you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Take the drink and die.

I want you to be arrogant.

This is a fine mess

He was unconscious when I found him.

You could never despise me.

I see you let yourself in.

Leave it here.

You never have time for me.

My life is cursed.

We're going to need a fork.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

Darling, it's delicious.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You found it.

Can I make pizza?

Leave it outside.

I knew you could see it through.

This room is haunted.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Let's get it

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

Your ears have turned yellow.

It's not open.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to look at me.

I'll sit on it.

I can't find my puppy anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I've reported it to mother.

Delivery!

You're going to pay!

We are bland.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You're going to need a tax collector.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

You are an inspiration.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

We should vote.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

You should make peace with your father.

Hey, watch me move.

I'm crazy.

You angel!

Open the window.

You're a god.

Throw me the screwdriver.

I can offer you a job.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

A girl needs love.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Don't wait to be asked.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

Please, don't move.

I'm trying to open it.

We've only got one of these.

You are so mean to me.

You're going to need a saw.

My life means nothing.

I feel tenacious.

Good morning!

All's well that ends well

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I am going to the grand opening.

I have the poem.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I want you to be cheating.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Leave it until morning.

I knew you could live like this.

I want you to cook for me.

You need it.

You could never hate me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

I'll open it.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

You are a godsend.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I never listened.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I will always despise you.

Why do you love me, so much?

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I want that bunny out of my room!

We're crazy.

We need to break up.

We're going to need a lifeguard.

How dare you look at me!

I have 20-20 vision.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

Let's watch the game

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I'm the best pilot on this planet

I've reported it to the police.

Success is like a spring day...

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I know who you are.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Darling, it's alive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Take the drink and leave.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

I love winter in Ireland.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

It was your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I want you to stop believing in me.

Any port in a storm.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Be safe!

I have the gun.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Who left a muffin in the waiting room?

My life is a mystery.

I'm a ghost.

A girl needs her own room.

You are so good to me.

I want you to help me.

I'll get ready.

It's almost over

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I see you every day.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

This room is bugged.

It's time to pack your bags.

Your ego is like a camera...

This looks nice.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

You are contemptible.

We're going to need a knife.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

You never listen.

It's not right.

Please, tell me.

I want that kitten out of my house!

Can I make laughter?

Someone's having a bad day.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

You're no good.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Open it here.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be distracted.

Throw me the kite.

How dare you smile at me!

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

You broke it.

Pearls of wisdom.

You're going to need a mobster.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You are my sunshine.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I have the knife.

I can offer you a good price.

Am I dead, or not?

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

I'm the worst soldier who ever lived.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's giving me a headache.

I'll get it.

Open the door.

I know what happened.

This looks odd.

You are not my son.

I love you.

You're going to need a fork.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Your face has turned green.

I want you to stop questioning me.

You are so kind to me.

Please, listen to me.

We need to make a plan.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I've reported it to the President.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I want you to betray me.

I'm lucky.

I feel assertive.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

I love spring in Spain.

You could never fascinate me.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

You know it.

It's not tight enough.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

Sorry, I have to take this.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

We are tough.

I want that horse out of my house!

I have to tell you about the fraudster.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It was my fault that we ran out of bread.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Good grief!

I know the future.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Be careful!

Let's eat

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Luck is like a picnic in the park...

I want you to be angry.

We've only got one option.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I never could make up my mind.

Get ready to die.

I'll keep guard.

I have the letter.

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Please, stop crying.

Take the money and go.

I want you to stop loving me.

Your tongue has turned red.

Who left a fork in the library?

You are an artist.

You should call your mother.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

A girl needs money.

This looks wrong.

Can I make a treehouse?

I could never hate you.

I have faith.

You won't find it.

I want that lion out of my life!

I'm special.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

When the lights go out, hide.

Someone's watching us.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

You never take me seriously.

My love, it's so shiny.

Take this and pray.

I want to tell you about the the pyramids.

Throw me the banana.

I can offer you a Coke.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I have the will.

We are wise.

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

I can't find my turtle anywhere.

We should pay the bill.

We're going to need a burglar.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Can I make friends?

I knew you could fix it.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I will always want you.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

This is the right time to be alone.

It takes two to tango.

Dare to dream

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

This is a stick up.

We need to eat.

My life is over.

You're never going to get away with this!

Don't ask any questions.

You despise me.

Someone's in here.

Who left a fox in the wardrobe?

You're going to need a spoon.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Darling, it's dead.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I love fall in Germany.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

We're the same person.

I'm going to need an actor.

A girl needs her space.

Get ready to dance.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Good luck!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I have the time.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

I never wanted this.

Please, look at me.

I need to tell you about the hot dog.

This is the worst time to be alone.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I can offer you a Jack Daniels.

We need to fight.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I want you to document my trip to India.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's going to be okay

I'm trying to leave.

Take the drink and go.

You should disown your father.

I am reactive.

Crime is like a camera...

We should ask for more money.

I love summer in England.

This looks interesting.

You are my inspiration.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This is the right time to be here.

I want you to marry me.

Let's play

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Learning is like fixing a computer...

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the library.

Give it here.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Who left an ukulele in the office?

No one can ever know that you survived.

I never wanted to die.

I despise you.

I want that moose out of my life!

It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

When I was little, I wanted to be a yodeler.

Whatever happens, don't panic

You're coming with me!

I want you to document my trip to France.

I want you to be scrupulous.

Please, don't touch that.

You dropped it.

I feel eager.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

You're going to need a trapper.

I can offer you a beer.

We need to unite.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

It's not alive.

Open your heart.

I can't find my Mountain Dew anywhere.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

I never felt so alone.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

A girl needs her mother.

I'm the only chauffeur who ever lived.

You are lustful.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

This is the worst time to be here.

Dying is like opening a gate...

How dare you laugh at me!

Thoughts are like chocolate...

You should quit.

I see you know what to do.

You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I want you to be expedient.

I volunteer myself!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I am going to the funeral.

You never smile.

Your cheeks have turned blue.

You should make peace with your mother.

Alright, who left a spatula in the conservatory?

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