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I am going to Christmas.
I want to tell you about the chardonnay.
You never call me.
You monster!
Sound the alarm!
Good morning!
I'm trying to win.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm special.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I know what to do.
Show me the teddy bear.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
Can I make the world better?
I want to tell you about Sunday.
I'm the best locksmith who ever lived.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Did you fart today?
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
It's time to go to bed.
I never wanted this.
I have powers.
We're going to need a lot of water.
It's not alive.
Be safe!
Dreams are like spaghetti...
My life matters.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
How much time do you have?
I could never love you.
You are my love.
Give it here.
Don't fool around.
I'm going to need a carpenter.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
This room is bugged.
Take the drink and leave.
We need to fight.
Take this for luck.
I want you to marry me.
I want you to be physical.
We've only got one hope.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Someone's coming this way.
I want that elephant out of my house!
Open the door.
When I was little, I wanted to be a weaver.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Delivery!
No one can ever know that I was here.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Hey, watch me move.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I'm a ghost.
Just breathe
Let's dance
You are a twit.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
We're the same person.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I see you are thinking.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
It wasn't my fault that the wedding was ruined.
Ha-cha-cha.
Did you fart last night?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You never say what you're thinking.
You are not my conscience.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, lie down.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I've reported it to the President.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're going to pay!
We are neat.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I have the scroll.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm the greatest burglar on this planet
I volunteer to go!
I can't find my boat anywhere.
This room is unstable.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Don't just stand there.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This looks suspicious.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
I'm a god.
This is the right time to be angry.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
You are my son.
I want that pony out of my house!
Let's eat
You are so nice to me.
Open the bottle.
We're gods.
It's not right.
Throw me the ball.
I know the future.
How much courage do you have?
My life is over.
You devil!
We need to make better decisions.
You should write to your father.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Plug it in here.
I love autumn in America.
You won't find it.
I have lost the will to live.
Did you fart yesterday?
Your nose has turned green.
I see you know what to do.
Good night!
I want you to stop looking at me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
When I was little, I wanted to be a nymph.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Someone's having a bad day.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This is a day to remember
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You are a handsome devil.
You despise me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I want to tell you about the apple.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
I feel responsible.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to be dynamic.
I have the time.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
We're no good.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
No one can ever know the truth.
I never really lived.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
It's not yours.
I love winter in Antarctica.
You're a ghost.
You're under arrest!
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Get ready, or get out.
Dancing is good for the soul.
You're going to need a hammer.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Show me the can opener.
You should protect your mother.
I'm going to need an engineer.
You should go to the police.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Leave it here.
This is a fine mess
You made me cry on purpose.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You are a hero.
We need to close it.
I want that squirrel out of my room!
It's time to brush your teeth.
I see you every day.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
A girl needs boundaries.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I know who you are.
Open your heart.
We've only got one option.
I'll get it.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I want you to stop tickling me.
I'm crazy.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Who left a saw in the laundry?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are my favourite.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Good grief!
You can have it.
You could never despise me.
Can I make it right?
Am I dead, or not?
Don't get too close.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
Okay. Just do what I do.
It's giving me hope.
I am going to Easter.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Whoop-whoop.
This looks edible.
Take the drink and go.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
We are envious.
I can offer you a job.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I love spring in Japan.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
My love, it's so expensive.
Running for office is like doing renovations...
It has to work
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want that beaver out of my car!
I see you came prepared.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
You're a god.
Throw it here.
Hey, watch me dance.
We're going to need a shovel.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I want you to cook for me.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I have the will.
You are an inspiration.
Take this with water.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
We're going to need a writer.
It's time to pack your bags.
It's not open.
It's giving me a headache.
I am going to the party.
Open sesame.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
I heard a noise coming from the chapel.
Who left a macchiato in the classroom?
You're weird.
I want you to be intrigued.
I feel concerned.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Am I under arrest, or not?
I'll help.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I should hide.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Winners don't quit
You burned it on purpose.
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
I love fall in Germany.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I'm trying to see the funny side.
We've only got one life.
I can't find my hammer anywhere.
Throw me the can opener.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
I could never despise you.
Someone's locked the door.
I see you for who you are.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Leave it outside.
Can I make each day count?
A girl needs her grandmother.
When I was little, I wanted to be an air traffic controller.
Get ready to die.
Take this and pray.
Hey, watch me leave.
Take the money and go.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
I want you to love me.
You found it.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I'll keep guard.
We're insignificant.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're going to need a spatula.
I have the gun.
Please, give me that.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Let's watch TV!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
We need to break up.
I can't find my punch anywhere.
Who left a doll in the laundry?
You are a liar.
Someone's watching us.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Show me the guitar.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Gardening is all I can manage now.
You're really something!
Your ears have turned blue.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I want that fish out of my room!
I am going to the wedding.
I feel proud.
I'm trying to forgive you.
I heard laughter coming from the classroom.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
We're ghosts.
Take the money and leave.
I love you.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
I've reported it to the police.
You need it.
I want to tell you about the mojito.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Tomorrow never comes.
I love winter in India.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I'll open it.
I am ready.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Running for office is like opening a letter...
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Why do you tease me, so much?
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
You're going to need a writer.
You're magnificent.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Leave it until morning.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You should disown your mother.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
You angel!
Your lips have turned orange.
Give me the saw.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You are so kind to me.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I volunteer as tribute!
Get ready to run.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Be better!
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Hey, watch me smile.
I want you to be dirty.
It was my fault that your heart got broken.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
We need to stop.
Okay, who left a cat in the sauna?
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Put your best foot forward.
You lost it.
You are a thief.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's not going to fit.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I'm going to need a photographer.
No one will ever know
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
Can I make it through?
I hate you.
I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.
I want you to stop me.
This looks bad.
You want me.
You never sing anymore.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
I have the letter.
You are not my father.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Someone's listening.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I'm the only bank robber on this planet
You are so mean to me.
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Appearances can be deceptive.
We're alone in the universe.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
It's giving me an error message.
I have time.
I want that bunny out of my car!
I feel competitive.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You're going to need a wrench.
Please, stop laughing.
Take the piano and leave.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know that I can fly.
You're crazy!
You broke it.
I want you to be unhappy.
Throw me the spatula.
I've reported it to the press.
You are my only hope.
You should listen to your mother.
You will always need me.
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
I'm trying to care.
We need to play.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
Put it here.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
When I was little, I wanted to be an interrogator.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I can offer you a juice.
This looks nice.
I'll listen.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I'm cursed.
I want you to hold me.
Dreams are like chocolate...
I have the need, the need for speed.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I want that puppy out of my life!
It's your fault that the lights went out.
I love summer in America.
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Did you eat yesterday?
You should call your mother.
I never listened.
I'm the greatest sheepshearer on this planet
I'm going to need an actor.
I heard a howl coming from the conservatory.
Your tongue has turned purple.
I can offer you a good price.
A girl needs a job.
You are noncommittal.
I feel desperate.
Please, listen to me.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I just want a Jim Beam. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to believe you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You can't have it.
This looks odd.
Someone's in here.
Don't ask any questions.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Can I make bubbles?
Take the drink and die.
When the bell rings, make a run for it.
I want you to be cross.
Who left a hot dog in the wardrobe?
I know what happened.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
My life is cursed.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Did you eat at work?
You should quit.
Cooking is good for the soul.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
It was my fault that we ran out of eggs.
I love autumn in Brazil.
Leave it alone.
Please, give up while you can.
You are not my mother.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I am going to the funeral.
You never listen.
I want you to stop lying to me.
This is a stick up.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
Hand me the skateboard.
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