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My love, it's so shiny.
I want you to help me.
Reading is good for the soul.
Can I make changes?
It's your fault that the dog died.
I've reported it to the President.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
We're special.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
I want that cat out of my life!
Luck is like a forest...
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I could never hate you.
Good grief!
Give me the can opener.
You're going to need a biologist.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
You are so kind to me.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
You're going to need a spatula.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
You will always hate me.
I feel stylish.
Your lips have turned orange.
I am going to the grand opening.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Please, come in.
How dare you laugh at me!
I see you for who you are.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's not ready.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You found it.
Open the bottle.
You're a ghost.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I'm the greatest choreographer on this planet
This is a day to remember
This looks nice.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I have the knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
You're going down!
I want to tell you about Monday.
Why do you tease me, so much?
We're the same person.
Someone's in here.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
We need to eat.
It's time to pack your bags.
Take this for luck.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I know what happened.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'll get it.
Leave it alone.
I have time.
When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.
This room is bugged.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You devil!
You made me cry on purpose.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
My love, it's beautiful.
I want that dinosaur out of my house!
I never listened.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Delivery!
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
You're going to need a lot of wine.
Did you get lucky while I was away?
My life is a mystery.
It's giving me an error message.
Open sesame.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
You are my mother.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Please, be careful.
I see you came prepared.
Who left a bike in the attic?
I am glamorous.
This is a fine ship
I'm alone in the universe.
You are a liar.
You're going to need a hammer.
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
Freedom is like a movie...
I am going to Easter.
You are so good to me.
Let's drink
You will always love me.
You should make peace with your father.
Drop it here.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm the greatest salesperson on this planet
Take the piano and go.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I'll be here, if you need me.
We're ghosts.
I can offer you a whiskey.
I've reported it to the police.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fashion designer.
I have the scroll.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want you to be cute.
This room is shrinking.
You're a god.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
This looks bad.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want that fish out of my room!
You are not my son.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Can I make an impression?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
We need to help each other.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the corridor.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Stop, in the name of the law.
A boy needs his own room.
You know it.
Please, don't touch that.
You're going to need a shovel.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I have 20-20 vision.
I knew you could turn things around.
Alright, who left a knife in the living room?
I feel frightened.
Your tongue has turned black.
You're special.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I am rational.
I can offer you a good price.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Good luck!
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I can offer you a cocktail.
You are so mean to me.
This room is haunted.
My life is cursed.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Take the drink and go.
I volunteer to go!
Dare to dream
Don't upset your father, not now.
I see you know what to do.
Be safe!
You hate me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
I'll keep guard.
You are my daughter.
Defeat is like a camera...
It's time to brush your teeth.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Let's watch the game
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I know where you were.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Show me the spring-roll.
I never felt so alone.
I heard weeping coming from the control room.
You monster!
Sound the alarm!
Someone's coming this way.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want to tell you about the wizard.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
I have to tell you about Friday.
Dammit, who left a milkshake in the lobby?
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I feel healthy.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I have money.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
I can offer you a job.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I love spring in Brazil.
I want that duck out of my room!
You won't find it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
I want you to hold me.
This looks interesting.
You deserve this
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I can offer you a tomato juice.
We've only got one bullet.
Your nose has turned blue.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Get ready, or get out.
You're going to pay!
Leave it here.
You are a godsend.
I'll get ready.
Show me the teddy bear.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Take this with water.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You burned it on purpose.
Don't fool around.
Can I make love?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
This is a fine mess
Someone's locked the door.
Your ears have turned grey.
Stop, in the name of love.
I want you to be lousy.
A girl needs her mother.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
I'm the best tailor on this planet
Find some proof that he tricked you.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Why do you love me, so much?
Let's go
I love you.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You never do what I want.
I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.
Take the money and go.
You angel!
If you're done, we'll get started.
You should pay the bill.
I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?
It's giving me grief.
Your wisdom is like a picnic in the park...
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm a god.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I feel keen.
You could never hate me.
I have the letter.
Give me the sandwich.
Good night!
I knew you could live like this.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
When I was little, I wanted to be a security guard.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You are an artist.
We've only got one life.
Please, wait here.
I know math.
Throw it here.
We're gods.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Don't ask any questions.
I want you to look at me.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
A boy needs his father.
I'm the best courier on this planet
You're amazing!
I need to tell you about Saturday.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm insignificant.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
My love, it's so juicy.
It's not dead.
I'm a ghost.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I'm trying to understand.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I could never despise you.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
You should listen to your father.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to be clean.
This looks familiar.
Someone's having a bad day.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
This is the right time to be here.
You never call me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an accountant.
I love spring in Japan.
Show me the icecream.
Good morning!
Please, give up while you can.
Your lips have turned black.
Be yourself!
I am going to the party.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Winners don't quit
We need to unite.
I feel dejected.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This room is unstable.
You're going to need a saw.
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to kill me.
You are so nice to me.
I have the gun.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
We should go to the police.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Give it here.
I need to tell you about the Hell.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I'm going to need a candlemaker.
I want you to be trembling.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I'm the worst chief of police who ever lived.
You never say what you're thinking.
We're insignificant.
Open the window.
You are my father.
Did you eat yesterday?
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I am solemn.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Who left an apple in the office?
When I was little, I wanted to be a private detective.
How dare you look at me!
I'll open it.
I feel elated.
Get ready for this.
You fascinate me.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
Hand me the carrot.
I can't find my bike anywhere.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I have lost the will to live.
I want that horse out of my house!
You should ask your father.
I want you to marry me.
You lost it.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I have to tell you about the giant.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
I want you to stop looking at me.
It's not for sale.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
It's giving me a headache.
I volunteer to eat it!
Can I make a pie?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Your lips have turned blue.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
I knew you could fix it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
You are not my daughter.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
It's your fault that the lights went out.
We are protective.
It was my fault that the wig came off.
I'm the best barber who ever lived.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
I have to tell you about Sunday.
You're going to need a DJ.
It's time to go.
Hand me the pickle.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
I want you to be ignorant.
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
Your nose has turned white.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Even a worm will turn.
I will always love you.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Get ready to run.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
We're going to need a knife.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I have the card.
I want that zebra out of my life!
Please, sit down.
It's not mine.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I'm the worst matador who ever lived.
I never gave up hope.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
You're alone in the universe.
Hey, watch me move.
Open the curtains.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You never take me seriously.
I am going to the funeral.
We've only got one option.
No one can ever know what we did.
You want me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a hypnotist.
I want to tell you about the sandwich.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I feel nervous.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want you to be dissonant.
You dropped it.
Don't just stand there.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I can't find my water anywhere.
We're going to need a meteorologist.
Did you eat this morning?
Do as I say, not as I do.
I want you to stop tickling me.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I never could make up my mind.
We are disorganized.
I want that bunny out of my house!
I have the need, the need for speed.
You're really something!
It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the studio.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.
This looks peculiar.
I'll sit on it.
I'm trying to win.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I love winter in Ireland.
We need to stay.
I have faith.
I feel lousy.
I want you to listen to me.
Open your heart.
I'm the only ventriloquist on this planet
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Don't get too close.
I never really lived.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're going to need a computer programmer.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Your lips have turned grey.
My life matters.
A boy needs confidence.
Your nose has turned green.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
You're never going to get away with this!
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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