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Dying is like fixing the TV...
I want you to be airy.
Get ready to laugh.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
Sound the alarm!
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?
Open the window.
You should ask your mother.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I have time.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
It's time to pack your bags.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'll listen.
Please, stop crying.
You are a liar.
I knew you could live like this.
You can do this
I'm trying to care.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I love winter in Germany.
Good grief!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I have the knife.
Hey, watch me dance.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You monster!
We're lucky.
Defeat is like a violin...
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Take this and pray.
You're really something!
I should pay the bill.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
It's not going to fit.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Hand me the ukulele.
I am going to Christmas.
My life means nothing.
Okay, who left an umbrella in the wardrobe?
Did you fart while I was away?
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I want you to kill me.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I'm a god.
When the lights go out, hide.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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