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You are a genius.
I want you to cook for me.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
When the lights go out, start crying.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.
We're gods.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Can I make love?
I want you to document my trip to Brazil.
I volunteer myself!
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I need to tell you about the dwarf.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
Open the bottle.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Someone's watching us.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You are not my conscience.
We're weird.
I can't find my house anywhere.
I feel impulsive.
I want you to stop loving me.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
Your cheeks have turned red.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me leave.
I'll help.
I heard a howl coming from the studio.
You dropped it.
Running for office is like doing renovations...
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the police.
This is the worst time to be amused.
My love, it's so juicy.
You are so mean to me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Be safe!
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
It's giving me an error message.
You're a ghost.
I see you let yourself in.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
Get ready to dance.
I want you to be lousy.
This is a stick up.
Please, don't drink that.
It's not the right size.
This looks suspicious.
This room is shrinking.
My life is a mystery.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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