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We've only got one of these.
I see you know what to do.
We're going to need a spoon.
You should ask your father.
Your nose has turned green.
Hey, watch me move.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You are so kind to me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Put it here.
Take this with water.
My life matters.
I've reported it to the police.
Open the window.
We're the same person.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I'm magnificent.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I knew you could fix it.
I volunteer as tribute!
Delivery!
Be yourself!
Sorry, I have to take this.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Let's drink
You are an artist.
I'm the greatest burglar who ever lived.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I need to tell you about the boatbuilder.
I need you.
I heard a voice coming from the laundry.
You are my everything.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Can I make an igloo?
You crashed the car on purpose.
We are tense.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I can offer you a short black.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I want you to look at me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want that elephant out of my life!
This looks wrong.
How dare you laugh at me!
When the party starts, start singing.
Good morning!
You found it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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