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It's your fault that the train was late.
I'm going to need a hammer.
We need to stop.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You are my everything.
I will always love you.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Did you eat today?
I know who you are.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You will always despise me.
You never take me seriously.
I have powers.
I'll keep guard.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Someone's listening.
I want you to marry me.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
This is the right time to be amused.
I'm no good.
I want to tell you about the werewolf.
Leave it outside.
Alright, who left a raccoon in the barn?
Don't get too close.
Throw me the can opener.
I heard a howl coming from the laundry.
I love summer in Australia.
I want you to be calm.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Take the drink and leave.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This is a fine mess
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
Gardening is good for the soul.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This looks peculiar.
I am studious.
We're gods.
I volunteer to go!
Am I coming with you, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I'm a ghost.
You're never going to get away with this!
I can offer you a croissant.
You found it.
Please, stay where you are.
You're going to need a lot of sand.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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