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Take this for luck.
Who left a screwdriver in the barn?
I volunteer myself!
You're going to need a knife.
I know more than you realise.
I can offer you a banana.
I can offer you a job.
I never felt so alone.
Good luck!
This is a stick up.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
This looks edible.
I see you came prepared.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
We are tearful.
Someone's watching us.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
Sound the alarm!
I want you to be ridiculous.
You will always fascinate me.
It's not in.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bogeyman.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I want that fly out of my life!
You are so kind to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I'm trying to leave.
We're going to need a coroner.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
We need to go.
You can have it.
We're the same person.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It's giving me grief.
Please, listen to me.
You monster!
I could never love you.
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to kill me.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
We've only got one hope.
It's time to go to bed.
You never take me seriously.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Why do you hate me, so much?
I have to tell you about the the North Pole.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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