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No one can ever know that I killed him.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
It's not going to fit.
I want you to marry me.
Good morning!
I know what happened.
Let's eat
I want you to be shaky.
You love me.
Be safe!
Your face has turned orange.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I could never hate you.
I want that panda out of my car!
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
You're a ghost.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Leave it here.
You should ask for more money.
How dare you laugh at me!
Take the piano and go.
When the lights go out, start crying.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can't find my fish anywhere.
You're coming with me!
My life is a mystery.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You lost it.
Hey, watch me leave.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Give me the bratwurst.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You're going to need a spatula.
You are debonair.
I'll get it.
Please, look at me.
I have to tell you about the zombie.
Someone's locked the door.
We're gods.
It's giving me hope.
We're special.
I volunteer to go!
I heard weeping coming from the chapel.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Who left a can opener in the bedroom?

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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