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I bet you know why I'm happy.
Someone's watching us.
We need to make a plan.
Winners don't quit
Death is like a picnic at the beach...
We're going to need a fork.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You're going down!
Show me the guitar.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Am I under arrest, or not?
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm trying to understand.
I can offer you a job.
You are not my father.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Can I make it easier?
This is the right time to be angry.
My life is over.
I have the letter.
Hey, watch me dance.
Be careful!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Take this with you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I want you to stop looking at me.
I could never need you.
I'm the worst captain on this planet
Don't ask any questions.
I have to tell you about the Bud Light.
I heard a sound coming from the cell.
We're ghosts.
I have a secret.
I knew you could live like this.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
It's your fault that the train was late.
I feel stylish.
Delivery!
When I was little, I wanted to be an archer.
You can't have it.
A girl needs discipline.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Leave it until morning.
I want you to be infatuated.
I know the future.
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
You are indecisive.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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