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You need it.
You are not my daughter.
I should hide.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
This is a day to remember
Okay. Just follow my lead.
We are tidy.
I want you to betray me.
Get ready, or get out.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
You're really something!
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
He was unconscious when I found him.
It was your fault that the dog died.
Can I make it better?
I just want a pen. What's wrong with that?
You are so nice to me.
Drop it here.
Hey, watch me smile.
You monster!
I volunteer to eat it!
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
It's not dead.
Take the piano and die.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I'm the greatest impersonator on this planet
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Let's watch TV!
You're alone in the universe.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
We've only got one option.
Your nose has turned yellow.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm a god.
A girl needs a job.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I never listened.
No one can ever know how we did it.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Why do you love me, so much?
You're going to need a swimmer.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Who left a doll in the bedroom?
I want you to stop believing in me.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Fears are like spaghetti...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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