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I can offer you an ale.
You could never despise me.
Maybe no one will notice
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you to be eager.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
We need to close it.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
We're gods.
I see you came prepared.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Let's watch TV!
My life is over.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are one-dimensional.
If you're done, we'll get started.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You should ask for more money.
Take the piano and leave.
I'll listen.
Someone's locked the door.
I have the knife.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I want you to stop me.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You never smile.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You are a thief.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I need to tell you about Friday.
Leave it outside.
I'm special.
Make love not war.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I'm the worst model who ever lived.
I need to tell you about the alien.
I know what happened.
I've reported it to mother.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I want that dog out of my house!
Good grief!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
This looks peculiar.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

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