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Running for office is like going to the fair...
He was unconscious when I found him.
My life is over.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You never call me.
This room is shrinking.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
You are so nice to me.
Why do you love me, so much?
You should hide.
Love is like a book...
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You are not my conscience.
You are terrible.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I have time.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
Open the window.
This is a fine mess
I'm trying to open it.
I have to tell you about the the palace.
Good night!
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You fascinate me.
When the party starts, hide.
How dare you laugh at me!
I want you to cook for me.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want you to be blunt.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
Get ready to laugh.
We've only got one bullet.
Hey, watch me smile.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I just want a kite. What's wrong with that?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I can't find my kitten anywhere.
Take the drink and die.
You can't have it.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I volunteer as tribute!
I never loved you.
I love summer in France.
We're going to need a lighthouse-keeper.
I have to tell you about Friday.

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