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Random Dialogue (x 50)
When the party starts, start singing.
You're going to need a spatula.
Despair is like a bar of soap...
Did you fart today?
Don't fool around.
It's giving me an error message.
I love winter in China.
Leave it here.
I'm going to need a greengrocer.
I want that lizard out of my house!
Can I make sure?
How dare you look at me!
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I'll get ready.
Be yourself!
I volunteer as tribute!
We need to play.
Please, lie down.
I feel hesitant.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I have faith.
Give me the sandwich.
You can't have it.
You monster!
The first thing to consider is safety.
I'm the worst singer who ever lived.
We're the same person.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I know the future.
I want you to kiss me.
I see you for who you are.
Even a worm will turn.
I can't find my ale anywhere.
If you don't want it, put it back.
We are tragic.
You're cursed.
How much money do you have?
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You're amazing!
This is the worst time to be alone.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
My life is cursed.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
No one can ever know that I like you
Hey, watch me smile.
You love me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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