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I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
A boy needs his space.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
This looks familiar.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are a genius.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Hey, watch me smile.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I want that kitten out of my house!
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Open it here.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Your nose has turned spotted.
I am going to the grand opening.
No news is good news.
I have the will.
Leave it until morning.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Take this and pray.
I'm the only scout on this planet
Okay. Just do what I do.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
It's almost over
Good luck!
You are not my conscience.
I've reported it to the press.
I can't find my house anywhere.
You are so mean to me.
This is a fine ship
You crashed the car on purpose.
You're a god.
Who left a wine in the laundry?
You're going to pay!
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Stop, in the name of love.
Eating is good for the soul.
I see you are thinking.
I volunteer as tribute!
I'm no good.
How dare you laugh at me!
You monster!
My life is cursed.
Be better!
You're going to need a lot of wood.
I despise you.

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