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Leave it to the professionals.
You are not my type.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
You monster!
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You want it.
We've only got one life.
I'm going to need a lot of food.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Finding a job is like gardening...
You should write to your mother.
You're crazy.
It was my fault that the crops died.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
This is a fine ship
I'm trying to leave.
My love, it's delicious.
Whatever happens, don't panic
My life means nothing.
You are an inspiration.
Give it here.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Someone's locked the door.
Don't wait to be asked.
You never take me seriously.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want to tell you about Easter.
We're the same person.
You're under arrest!
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
This room is bugged.
This looks odd.
I want you to be excited.
I'm a ghost.
I want that zebra out of my room!
Hey, watch me move.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I see you let yourself in.
I am going to the wedding.
I need you.
I am agreeable.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I know who you are.
I can offer you a job.
I want you to betray me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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