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I want you to be venomous.
When the party starts, start singing.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I am going to the grand opening.
It's time to make lunch.
Leave it here.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You should call your mother.
How dare you look at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You should vote.
I'm going to need a tattooist.
You are so nice to me.
It has to work
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I see you have done this before.
You're no good.
We're gods.
Sound the alarm!
You want it.
I've reported it to mother.
My love, it's dead.
I can offer you a kebab.
Please, stop smoking.
It's not alive.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Good night!
I feel thrilled.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
It's giving me grief.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Open sesame.
This looks edible.
You're a ghost.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
Why do you love me, so much?
We've only got one bullet.
I want you to marry me.
Be yourself!
I need you.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I never loved you.
I can offer you a good price.
Don't wait to be asked.
I love winter in Switzerland.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Delivery!
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Can I make lunch?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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