The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Dialogue (x 50)
Please, stop smoking.
Why do you hate me, so much?
The first thing to consider is safety.
I want that chimpanzee out of my house!
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Open sesame.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I am going to the grand opening.
This room is unstable.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Let's go
We're gods.
I'll sit on it.
Plug it in here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Who left a guitar in the sauna?
I'm magnificent.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm a god.
I have the gun.
I should hide.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.
Did you fart at work?
They know it was me
You made me cry on purpose.
We need to make out.
It's giving me an error message.
Stop, in the name of love.
You're going to pay!
Leave it outside.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Delivery!
I want you to read to me.
Get ready to die.
I know who you are.
We're going to need a shovel.
I never felt so alone.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Darling, it's dead.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Your ears have turned grey.
You are not my mother.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I want you to be meddlesome.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I feel clumsy.
More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.