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A girl needs her grandmother.
I want you to stop questioning me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is a day to remember
I'll open it.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Get ready to dance.
I have a secret.
Who left a skateboard in the chapel?
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
I am educated.
Take this with you.
I never listened.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want that camel out of my house!
I know what happened.
Leave it here.
You made me cry on purpose.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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