Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

It's not in.
You are a godsend.
I know what happened.
Am I dead, or not?
A boy needs boundaries.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want you to stop following me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
I bet you know why I'm going.
Don't just stand there.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I am going to the funeral.
I want that pony out of my house!
This is a day to remember
Be better!
I'm a god.
This is crazy

It's not in.

You are a godsend.

I know what happened.

Am I dead, or not?

A boy needs boundaries.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I want you to stop following me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

I bet you know why I'm going.