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Random Dialogue (x 20)
I love summer in Japan.
I want to tell you about the egg nog.
Who left a bread-stick in the bedroom?
We're gods.
Throw me the shovel.
You are my inspiration.
You could never love me.
You reap what you sow.
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I can offer you a good price.
I am going to the wedding.
I have the will.
I can offer you a banana.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I want you to clean up after me.
Darling, it's delicious.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I'm the worst archer who ever lived.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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