Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I've reported it to Interpol.
I have a secret.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
I'm going to need a lot of water.
How dare you laugh at me!
I am going to the party.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I need to tell you about the studio.
You could never despise me.
I can't find my Guinness anywhere.
This looks suspicious.
This is a stick up.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a drug dealer.
This room is haunted.
I want you to cancel my trip to China.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I've reported it to Interpol.

I have a secret.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...

I'm going to need a lot of water.

How dare you laugh at me!

I am going to the party.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I need to tell you about the studio.