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I am victimized.
I am going to the wedding.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Delivery!
I see you came prepared.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Be careful!
You fascinate me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Take this with water.
We're lucky.
I knew you could fix it.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I love summer in Australia.
I need to tell you about the pickle.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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