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Random Dialogue (x 20)
Be yourself!
You made me cry on purpose.
You're never going to get away with this!
Why do you tease me, so much?
Let's eat
This room is unstable.
I'm cursed.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
He was unconscious when I found him.
You never call me.
You should find your mother.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
Who left a kebab in the cloakroom?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
No one can ever know how we did it.
This is a stick up.
It's not open.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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