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Random Dialogue (x 20)
Why do you love me, so much?
You devil!
Let's dance
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are so good to me.
Dying is like making a salad...
Take this and pray.
We need to play.
Don't just stand there.
We're gods.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Be careful!
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
You should write to your father.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Delivery!
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm the worst shepherd on this planet
I see you every day.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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