Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

Open it here.
I am going to Christmas.
I've reported it to the President.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Winners don't quit
I have the time.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I never gave up hope.
Take the piano and die.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
We're ghosts.
Stop, in the name of love.
I am charismatic.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Sound the alarm!
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You never smile.
I see you for who you are.

Open it here.

I am going to Christmas.

I've reported it to the President.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Winners don't quit

I have the time.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I never gave up hope.

Take the piano and die.

No one can ever know that I am alive.