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You broke the vase on purpose.
You're a ghost.
We are anxious.
Take the money and die.
I am going to the grand opening.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
I should pay the bill.
We're going to need an exterminator.
Did you fart just now?
I want to tell you about the funeral.
Take this with you.
You are my daughter.
This is a fine ship
A girl needs money.
It was my fault that the party was ruined.
This room is bugged.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
This looks wrong.
You should protect your mother.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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