Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

I have the gun.
I want you to stop me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
My life is cursed.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I volunteer myself!
It's your fault that the train was late.
A boy needs love.
I've reported it to the police.
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
You are my teacher.
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to stop believing in me.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
Take this and pray.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Freedom is like a guitar...
I can offer you a punch.

I have the gun.

I want you to stop me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

My life is cursed.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I volunteer myself!

It's your fault that the train was late.

A boy needs love.

I've reported it to the police.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

You are my teacher.