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Take this with water.
You won't find it.
It's giving me hope.
I'm weird.
We're the same person.
I want that chimpanzee out of my room!
Leave it here.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are so mean to me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
We're going to need a doctor.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Let's drink
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I despise you.
I want you to be airy.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
Delivery!
Your lips have turned brown.
You can do this
We've only got one life.
No one can ever know the truth.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
This is a stick up.
You never sing anymore.
Give me the hammer.
Someone's having a bad day.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I can offer you a whiskey.
This looks odd.
How dare you look at me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Hey, watch me move.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I'll wait here.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
We should hide.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Am I dead, or not?
I have to tell you about the bread-stick.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You should make peace with your mother.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
A girl needs love.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I never really lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
I'm the worst bodyguard on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a drug dealer.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Okay, who left a spoon in the dungeon?
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
The early bird gets the worm.
Hope is like a movie...
I love summer in Germany.
I just want a chocolate milk. What's wrong with that?
Sound the alarm!
Leave it until morning.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
You deserve this
We've only got one chance.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
Open the curtains.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I know where you were.
I feel sexy.
Good morning!
My life matters.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Be better!
It's time to go to bed.
I'm a god.
I want you to hold me.
I have lost the will to live.
This is the perfect time to be angry.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You burned it on purpose.
I can't find my goldfish anywhere.
My love, it's beautiful.
I want you to be self-sufficent.
It's giving me a headache.
I have to tell you about the historian.
This is a fine mess
Please, look at me.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Can I make it work?
I want you.
We need to fight.
We're going to need a hammer.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You never take me seriously.
You are an artist.
I heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
We're weird.

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