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A girl needs a job.
I want you to be good-natured.
You're insignificant.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I've reported it to the President.
You are a twit.
My life is over.
I love winter in Ireland.
It's time to make lunch.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
We are sorrowful.
I'll sit on it.
Get ready to run.
It was your fault that the crops died.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Drop it here.
I know the future.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Be careful!
I can offer you a mojito.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I feel like crying.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This looks nice.
Good luck!
Okay, who left a teddy bear in the outhouse?
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Let's watch the game
Reading is good for the soul.
I want you to stop me.
I should vote.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
You are so mean to me.
You are not my conscience.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Leave it here.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You know it.
I have a secret.
This is a stick up.
Time to shine
Someone's watching us.
We need to open it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.
You never call me.
Please, don't drink that.
I volunteer myself!
It's not safe.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
How dare you smile at me!
Can I make love?
No one can ever know how we did it.
We're ghosts.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I want to tell you about the dungeon.
I want you to stop blaming me.
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
We've only got one of these.
Open the curtains.
I never listened.
Sadness is like a spring day...
We are nonchalant.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I'll get it.
I'm a god.
I'm the best swimming coach on this planet
Don't fool around.
I will always need you.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
We're going to need a lot of sand.
You're coming with me!
This is the right time to be happy.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Throw me the kite.
It's giving me a headache.
I feel worried.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Am I under arrest, or not?
We should pay the bill.
I want you to kiss me.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of eggs.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
I just want a merlot. What's wrong with that?
You are an inspiration.
Your nose has turned red.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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