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I want that crab out of my life!
You are not my father.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
This room is bugged.
This is a fine ship
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to inspire me.
I never really lived.
Don't get too close.
Good luck!
Eating is all I can manage now.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Take the money and die.
You should ask your father.
You will always fascinate me.
I'm a ghost.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Hand me the wrench.
My love, it's so juicy.
Okay. Just do what I do.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I volunteer to eat it!
Take this with water.
Hey, watch me dance.
I am freewheeling.
Be better!
You need it.
We need to fight.
It's not working.
I'm weird.
It's your fault that the label came off.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.
A girl needs her own room.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
My life is over.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I'm going to need a blacksmith.
Delivery!
Leave it alone.
Can I make up?
I love spring in Spain.
I feel rebellious.
We're going to need a shovel.
You are the best person I have ever met.
It's time to go to bed.
You devil!
I am going to the party.
I should pay the bill.
Someone's having a bad day.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Open it here.
I'm trying to help.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
You're a ghost.
I have the time.
Your cheeks have turned green.
I want you to be disgusting.
Who left a croissant in the living room?
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Show me the guitar.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Learning is like painting...
I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?
I want you to clean up after me.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I'm the greatest DJ on this planet
You are so good to me.
This room is unstable.
I knew you could see it through.
Whoop-whoop.
I've reported it to the press.
I volunteer as tribute!
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
You never say what you're thinking.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
This is a fine mess
I know the future.
Open the curtains.
We're gods.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
Please, lie down.
This looks odd.
Get ready for this.
You broke it.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I'll help.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Be yourself!
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
It's not dead.
Someone's in here.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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