Someone's having a bad day.

You're under arrest!

If you don't want it, put it back.

Falling in love is like lighting a candle...

Delivery!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I can offer you a good price.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Show no mercy

Take this for luck.

Please, tell me.

I feel ugly.

My life is a mystery.

Give it here.

Good luck!

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I have the knife.

We're lucky.

I see you smiling.

Your face has turned stripey.

I volunteer to eat it!

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

You are not my type.

I'm a god.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This looks edible.

I'm going to need a knife.

Take the money and go.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

We are thoughtless.

You monster!

Dancing is good for the soul.

I am going to the party.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Can I make a difference?

I can offer you a lemonade.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Hand me the umbrella.

I know the future.

I want you to inspire me.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

We need to close it.

You are my sunshine.

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know what we did.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

How dare you smile at me!

You will always despise me.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're the same person.

I want you to be soft.

This room is shrinking.

I'm the only impersonator who ever lived.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You never stop to think.

You are a hero.

I never hurt anybody.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Leave it alone.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Hey, watch me smile.

I'll be here, if you need me.

My life is cursed.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Time to shine

You should listen to your father.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I see you are thinking.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You won't find it.

I heard a noise coming from the office.

We're weird.

Can I make up?

You're going to need a lot of wood.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Who left a guitar in the chapel?

I should quit.

Be yourself!

It's not appropriate.

I know what happened.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Sound the alarm!

Give me the burger.

Someone's watching us.

Running for office is like fixing a computer...

Take this with you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Open the bottle.

No one can ever know that I like you

Death is like an ocean...