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I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
I see you are thinking.
I never gave up hope.
It's not working.
I feel bitter.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Don't wait to be asked.
I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?
Give me the burger.
No one can ever know that I was here.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I have the time.
Stop, in the name of love.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Please, stop smoking.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Take this for luck.
Let's get it
No news is good news.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Hey, watch me move.
I'm the only researcher who ever lived.
I'll keep guard.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I want you to be irritated.
You are an inspiration.
Open sesame.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I love winter in Spain.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I can offer you a job.
Eating is all I can manage now.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
You angel!
You should find your mother.
We're going to need an ambassador.
You could never fascinate me.
You never call me.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Who left a juice in the lounge room?
This is a fine ship
I have time.
Get ready to laugh.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You're going to need a knife.
You're weird.
We've only got one bullet.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Good morning!
I know what happened.
This room is bugged.
Delivery!
You're a ghost.
My love, it's beautiful.
You are so nice to me.
Just be yourself
It's time to go.
Take the drink and die.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
I'm trying to leave.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to read to me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I love you.
I have the will.
I volunteer as tribute!
How dare you laugh at me!
It was my fault that the dog died.
It's giving me grief.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Did you eat today?
Open it here.
You're crazy!
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Leave it until morning.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I can't find my smoothie anywhere.
This looks suspicious.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I never felt so alone.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
It's not yours.
You are a twit.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I want that elephant out of my car!
You are not my father.
I love autumn in Japan.
Don't just stand there.
We need to help each other.
Someone's coming this way.
Be better!
This room is shrinking.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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