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You never listen.
Be yourself!
You want it.
I want that snake out of my life!
I am going to Easter.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
It's time to go to bed.
I have time.
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
It was your fault that Dad fell down the hole.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
Don't fool around.
It's not for sale.
I love winter in Hong Kong.
We need to eat.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This room is shrinking.
I'm the best wizard who ever lived.
How dare you look at me!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Show me the burger.
We're alone in the universe.
I want to tell you about Monday.
I volunteer myself!
Sound the alarm!
You're never going to get away with this!
Get ready to run.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
You could never fascinate me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
I'm a god.
You're going to need a fork.
I can offer you a pickle.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This is a fine ship
You should write to your mother.
I never could make up my mind.
I feel worried.
Hey, watch me leave.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Open the door.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to be angry.
I'm trying to open it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
This is the worst time to be happy.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I knew you could live like this.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I should pay the bill.
Leave it to the professionals.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
A boy needs his mother.
Someone's listening.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
My life matters.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I love summer in Spain.
I can't find my boat anywhere.
Please, stop shouting.
Can I make chilli?
It's time to go.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Leave it here.
You are the best person I have ever met.
It's giving me a headache.
Don't just stand there.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to kiss me.
Did you fart today?
Who left a skateboard in the closet?
You never take me seriously.
I'm the best hairdresser who ever lived.
I'm going to need a ninja.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
No one can ever know how we did it.
I will always despise you.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I see you know what to do.
Why do you love me, so much?
Good grief!
Your opinion is like a river...
I'm crazy.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
If you're done, we'll get started.
You could never hate me.
I have the will.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I know math.
My life is cursed.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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