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This looks familiar.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I've reported it to mother.
I know what happened.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
You are so kind to me.
Someone's locked the door.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
How dare you smile at me!
You are hypnotic.
Good night!
Throw it here.
I am going to the party.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I heard a noise coming from the dining room.
I'm going to need a shovel.
I can offer you a bagel.
You monster!
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
It's going to be okay
Let's drink
This is a stick up.
You're amazing!
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I knew you could see it through.
I can't find my cocktail anywhere.
I want you to stop lying to me.
We're the same person.
When I was little, I wanted to be a barber.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have to tell you about the the submarine.
Open the door.
You're no good.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
It's giving me a headache.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I'm a ghost.
I'll watch.
This is the worst time to be here.
Darling, it's so shiny.
It's not open.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I can offer you a job.
No one can ever know the truth.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I see you have done this before.
Throw me the guitar.
Leave it outside.
I want you to marry me.
I'm going to need a blacksmith.
Take this with water.
Take the drink and go.
Please, don't eat that.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You are my teacher.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to be naive.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are a liar.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This looks odd.
I feel warm.
This room is unstable.
I know math.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You never say what you're thinking.
I volunteer myself!
Be careful!
My life means nothing.
I've reported it to the police.
I have faith.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Good luck!
I heard a howl coming from the attic.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You will always despise me.
We're gods.
Did you eat this morning?
Who left a crocodile in the kitchen?
Practice makes perfect.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Time is like a canvas...
I should start a business.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
We are sarcastic.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I'm trying to save you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.
I am going to the grand opening.
It's not tight enough.
Someone's having a bad day.
I'll sit on it.
This is a fine mess
Sound the alarm!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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