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I could never despise you.
I want you to stop me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
We're ghosts.
I have needs.
You are compassionate.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
It's time to go to bed.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You're going to need a flight attendant.
Who left a skateboard in the cell?
Am I under arrest, or not?
You monster!
I'm going to need a fork.
It's not for sale.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'll get ready.
I'm trying to save you.
I have to tell you about the walk-in freezer.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
A girl needs confidence.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I can't find my squirrel anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
You are a godsend.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
They know it was me
I can offer you a good price.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Give me the croissant.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the closet.
You are so kind to me.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Get ready to dance.
Good luck!
My life is cursed.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This looks wrong.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open the door.
I am going to the wedding.
Don't just stand there.
Cooking is good for the soul.
I love winter in Switzerland.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I want that chimpanzee out of my car!
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
You're coming with me!
You're a god.
You're special.
Let's watch the game
I know who you are.
Stop, in the name of love.
This room is shrinking.
You need it.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I want you to be pessimistic.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I never really lived.
Leave it until morning.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
We're the same person.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I have the card.
We are hard working.
You are not my mother.
It's time to make lunch.
I'll sit on it.
Delivery!
Someone's locked the door.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Be better!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to look at me.
It's giving me grief.
I volunteer as tribute!
This is the right time to be angry.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm the only radiologist who ever lived.
This is a stick up.
Can I make a show?
Darling, it's dead.
Throw me the slice of pizza.
Good night!
You should listen to your father.
I could never hate you.
We need to play.
Who left a saw in the dining room?
You angel!
Happiness is like a guitar...
How dare you look at me!
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
Sound the alarm!
Please, wait here.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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