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You love me.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
A girl needs her mother.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
I want you to help me.
I feel bewildered.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to be intense.
Someone's listening.
I'm the greatest security guard who ever lived.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I will always want you.
Hopes are like chocolate...
This room is haunted.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I want that lion out of my life!
I want you to stop tickling me.
You're a god.
We're gods.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I never felt so alone.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a lot of sand.
Leave it here.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
You never take me seriously.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I can offer you a chai.
Throw me the ball.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Get ready to run.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Be yourself!
I love spring in China.
Hey, watch me leave.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Open the window.
Having a child is like opening a door...
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
I'll get ready.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
We should vote.
You're weird.
It's not ready.
I see you for who you are.
Please, don't take that.
I knew you could see it through.
I am going to the wedding.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
We're going to need a musician.
I have lost the will to live.
I have to tell you about the studio.
You need it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to mother.
This is a day to remember
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
We need to play.
You are an inspiration.
I volunteer as tribute!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I know who you are.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You should disown your father.
You are my love.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Did you eat last night?
I want you to stop lying to me.
You could never love me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
You're under arrest!
A girl needs confidence.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Stop, in the name of love.
This looks wrong.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
We're ghosts.
It's time to go.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
You angel!
Whoop-whoop.
It's almost over
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
Someone's coming this way.
Be safe!
I have the card.
I will always hate you.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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