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You should buy a lottery ticket.
This looks interesting.
Throw it here.
We're going to need a beautician.
Open the curtains.
You could never need me.
You are angry.
How much luck do you have?
This room is haunted.
Let's watch the game
You're alone in the universe.
It's time to make lunch.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?
I see you let yourself in.
I know math.
You're really something!
You devil!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Good morning!
Your nose has turned stripey.
How dare you look at me!
No one can ever know the truth.
I've reported it to the police.
My love, it's so expensive.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Get ready to die.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I feel envious.
I can offer you a fishcake.
Please, don't drink that.
You are so kind to me.
Take the piano and die.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Take this for luck.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
I want you to stop loving me.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I have needs.
All's well that ends well
I want you to look at me.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
We're going to need a lot of buttons.
A boy needs love.
We need to eat.
I can offer you a good price.
You are a hero.
I have the letter.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You should find your mother.
This is a fine mess
I'm a ghost.
You are not my favourite.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You despise me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a plumber.
Why do you love me, so much?
Be better!
I'm the worst cheesemaker who ever lived.
This looks edible.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
You burned it on purpose.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
We're the same person.
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
It's time to go to bed.
Plug it in here.
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Give me the shovel.
Someone's watching us.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the guest room.
We're going to need a thief.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to the President.
Ha-cha-cha.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Hey, watch me move.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Good grief!
I love summer in India.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Who left a fork in the library?
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
Stop, in the name of love.
My life is over.
This room is shrinking.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are so mean to me.
It's not in.
You're going to need a knife.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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