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I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I love autumn in Canada.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I need to tell you about the celery stick.
Someone's watching us.
Grief is like a picnic in the park...
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Why do you hate me, so much?
Take this with you.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to the press.
Patience is a virtue
This looks suspicious.
Leave it until morning.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You should find your father.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Stop, in the name of love.
I see you for who you are.
Be yourself!
I knew you could live like this.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I feel confused.
It's time to go to bed.
We need to make better decisions.
We're the same person.
I have the will.
I know the future.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're a god.
It's not dead.
This room is unstable.
No one can ever know what we did.
Take the piano and die.
I'll get it.
Please, look at me.
This is a fine mess
We've only got one bullet.
Don't just stand there.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Drop it here.
I need to tell you about the party.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I have needs.
I never really lived.
I want you to cook for me.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
Let's drink
I can offer you a bread-stick.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm going to need a tax collector.
Open sesame.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You are my mother.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
A boy needs his father.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
You monster!
I am going to Christmas.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Who left a kite in the outhouse?
Someone's coming this way.
I need to tell you about the the fort.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You will always need me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Give me the spoon.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I should hide.
No one can ever know that I like you
You are amazed.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Did you eat today?
You are an idiot.
This looks bad.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
We've only got one of these.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Your lips have turned pink.
We're magnificent.
This is the right time to be alone.
How dare you laugh at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
You are so mean to me.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Sound the alarm!
Take this for luck.
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
I want you to clean up after me.
You never call me.
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