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No one can ever know that I was here.
I have time.
Leave it to the professionals.
Give me the bike.
I love fall in Switzerland.
I knew you could see it through.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Who left a wine in the attic?
Know which side your bread is buttered.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I'm a god.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
We've only got one chance.
You're going to need a saw.
I heard weeping coming from the lobby.
I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.
I have the card.
I want you to clean up after me.
Be better!
I need to tell you about the dragon.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Throw it here.
You made me cry on purpose.
You love me.
Someone's having a bad day.
I've reported it to Interpol.
You should protect your father.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This room is bugged.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You are so good to me.
We're magnificent.
Please, give up while you can.
We're gods.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Delivery!
Sound the alarm!
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I'll wait here.
No one can ever know that I like you
I see you every day.
Take the piano and die.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I want you to be freethinking.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
I can offer you a beer.
I'm the greatest fisher on this planet
You are a handsome devil.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I feel happy.
I am going to Christmas.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
It's not open.
Get ready for this.
I am irresponsible.
Hand me the skateboard.
You never stop to think.
This looks peculiar.
I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
This is a fine ship
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to stop lying to me.
This is the perfect time to be here.
A boy needs confidence.
Open the window.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know the truth.
You're a god.
Who left a fork in the wardrobe?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
I love winter in China.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We've only got one bullet.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Your ears have turned blue.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You crashed the car on purpose.
When the lights go out, start crying.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm going to need a professor.
Take this with you.
It's giving me hope.
I knew you could live like this.
Your ego is like a movie...
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
Be yourself!
I never gave up hope.
You're going to need a knife.

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