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You could never need me.
You are unlovable.
We're gods.
I want you to be forgiving.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Can I make finger puppets?
I'm lucky.
Be careful!
If you're done, we'll get started.
Leave it to the professionals.
Good morning!
You're never going to get away with this!
Let's drink
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Don't fool around.
Stop, in the name of love.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Who left a screwdriver in the chapel?
You are so mean to me.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
You can't take it with you.
You devil!
Someone's listening.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I never loved you.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
How dare you smile at me!
I've reported it to mother.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Your cheeks have turned white.
Why do you tease me, so much?
It's not in.
Give me the muffin.
You never smile.
You made me cry on purpose.
My life is cursed.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You're going to need a farmer.
Gardening is good for the soul.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Take this for luck.
I want that seal out of my house!
I am going to Easter.
Take the drink and die.
I should quit.
Please, stop doing that.
Sound the alarm!
I want you to stop tickling me.
We need to break up.
You're a ghost.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Show no mercy
You're going to need a lot of friends.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want you to kill me.
I love autumn in Japan.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I know what happened.
You are a godsend.
I'm the worst dentist on this planet
I volunteer as tribute!
It's time to go to bed.
I feel ravenous.
I have needs.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Okay, who left a pickle in the bedroom?
You're going to need a shovel.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
This is a fine mess
I want to tell you about the Heaven.
Hey, watch me smile.
This room is unstable.
Delivery!
Sorry, I have to take this.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You fascinate me.
I see you are thinking.
Can I make a deal?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You're crazy!
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
You never have time for me.
You angel!
I'll open it.
Did you get lucky this morning?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Let's eat
We're the same person.
It's not right.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I can offer you a job.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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