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Whatever happens, don't panic
I volunteer to go!
Give me the screwdriver.
Your wisdom is like a piano...
I feel suspicious.
I'm the greatest air traffic controller on this planet
It was my fault that the train was late.
You are so good to me.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We've only got one life.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
You're special.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're going to need a shovel.
I should be as quiet as a mouse.
We are pedantic.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want you to stop me.
Take this and pray.
I can offer you a cocktail.
I'm trying to open it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I want you to document my trip to India.
Sorry, I have to take this.
A boy needs boundaries.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Open the door.
How dare you look at me!
Give it here.
Good luck!
You're amazing!
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
It's not ready.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Alright, who left a fork in the basement?
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Someone's having a bad day.
Can I make soup?
We're gods.
I never killed anyone.
I have to tell you about the egg nog.
This room is bugged.
I see you every day.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You are my inspiration.
Delivery!
It's time to brush your teeth.
You won't find it.
You are not my favourite.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a shoemaker.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I will always despise you.
I have money.
Be safe!
Did you get lucky this morning?
I heard laughter coming from the sauna.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I knew you could turn things around.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I'm a god.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
You are a handsome devil.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Why do you hate me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Sound the alarm!
You're going to need a spoon.
Let's watch TV!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We should vote.
Running for office is like applying for a job...
I'll help.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Put it here.
You will always love me.
I want you to stop loving me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I want you to cook for me.
The first thing to consider is safety.
You are so nice to me.
Just try not to cry
Good grief!
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I volunteer myself!
Hey, watch me leave.
I am quirky.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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