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Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Let's watch TV!
You should find your mother.
Open it here.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Be better!
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
You're a god.
It's giving me a headache.
I see you for who you are.
I want you to stop following me.
My love, it's alive.
I can offer you a beer.
Delivery!
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Can I make a yurt?
We're gods.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Get ready to die.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
Leave it to the professionals.
I am wishful.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You're coming with me!
I've reported it to the President.
You never listen.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
This is a day to remember
We need to fight.
If you don't want it, put it back.
This is crazy
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I have to tell you about Monday.
This room is shrinking.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
You are a thief.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
I want that frog out of my car!
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I'll be here, if you need me.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We've only got one chance.
It's time to pack your bags.
I love summer in Australia.
Becoming rich is like opening a window...
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to kiss me.
We should quit.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
I have a secret.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Your eyes have turned red.
I knew you could survive.
Good morning!
You could never need me.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I see you have done this before.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
How much courage do you have?
Sound the alarm!
You are my son.
I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.
Ha-cha-cha.
You can have it.
Who left an ukulele in the lobby?
We're going to need an oracle.
We're the same person.
Someone's having a bad day.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Take this for luck.
This looks interesting.
Be yourself!
You're going down!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Throw it here.
You never stop to think.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I can't find my teddy bear anywhere.
You are submissive.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
We're cursed.
I know where you were.
You made me cry on purpose.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
Leave it until morning.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
I want you to be sweet.
You should protect your father.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You are a godsend.
Your nose has turned brown.

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