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Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I feel dramatic.
When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
It's not dead.
Patience is a virtue
Let's watch the game
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We're ghosts.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I feel dramatic.

When I was little, I wanted to be a construction worker.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

It's not dead.

Patience is a virtue

Let's watch the game

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

We're ghosts.

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