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Random Attitudes (x 20)
You admire their physique
You consider them an acquaintance, not a friend
You find them intense
You think you are better than them
You feel they are "on your side"
You feel sorry for them
You blame them for everything
You find them depressing
You want to help them
You want to be like them
You think they are messing with you
You want them to "loosen up"
You worry about them
You like being close to them
You think they are sweet
You think they smell bad
You find them irritating
You want to be their friend
You feel "on eggshells" around them
You don't care what they think

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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