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Random Similes (x 50)
Buying a house is like taking a bath...
Wisdom is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like opening a gate...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Imagination is like a river...
Dying is like cooking...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Hope is like a piano...
Becoming rich is like brushing your teeth...
Life is like a forest...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Romance is like a movie...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Having a child is like eating cupcakes...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Pride is like a picnic in the park...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Love is like a mountain...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
The truth is like a guitar...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Your ego is like a violin...
Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Your sadness is like a piano...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...
Forgiveness is like a party...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Mercy is like a river...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of wine...
Wealth is like a beach...
Having a child is like taking a bath...
Buying a house is like going to the fair...
Wisdom is like a guitar...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Dying is like doing housework...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Your fears are like chocolate...
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