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Random Dialogue (x 20)
Sound the alarm!
Alright, who left a whiskey in the dungeon?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
I want you to stop tickling me.
My life is over.
I volunteer to go!
Please, stop crying.
Did you fart today?
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
It's time to go to bed.
Hey, watch me dance.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I never hurt anybody.
Put it here.
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