disclaimer: The text generated is random, based on templates and lists. Some will
be silly, some might even be offensive (not intentionally, just unanticipated word combinations). Sometimes
there are gender-specific terms. Please, use your own judgement and filter or change as necessary for your
purposes. Use whatever inspires you!
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Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like making toast...
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Fears are like chocolate...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Life is like a river...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Hope is like a beautiful song...
Getting married is like changing your underwear...
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