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You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Get out while the getting is good.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Always put your best foot forward.
Forgive and forget.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Life is what you make it.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Christmas comes but once a year.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Like father, like son.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
It takes one to know one.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Possession is nine points of the law.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Easy come, easy go.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
The bigger, the better.
Hope springs eternal.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
God helps those who help themselves.
Bad money drives out good.
Oil and water don't mix.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Seek and you shall find.
A cat has nine lives.
Still waters run deep.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
The customer is always right.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
The exception which proves the rule.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Seize the day.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Beauty is only skin deep.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
It's the singer not the song.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
While there is life, there is hope.
There's one born every minute.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Patience is a virtue.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
There are two sides to every question.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Youth is wasted on the young.
What goes up must come down.
Walls have ears.
Better late than never.
Enough is enough.
All things must pass.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Big fish eat little fish.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Opposites attract.
Nine tailors make a man.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Pearls of wisdom.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Moderation in all things.
Honesty is the best policy.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
All that glitters is not gold.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
When the cat's away the mice will play.

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