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Someone's listening.

It's time to go.

I will always hate you.

Sound the alarm!

I'm the best hairdresser on this planet

Get ready to laugh.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You should disown your mother.

It's your fault that the cat died.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Be yourself!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You never do what I want.

Delivery!

I am going to the wedding.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

My life is a mystery.

It's not appropriate.

All's well that ends well.

It's giving me an error message.

How dare you smile at me!

Hey, watch me leave.

You are a liar.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You are so kind to me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We're going to need a can opener.

You want it.

You're a ghost.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I've reported it to mother.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Please, wait here.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We're gods.

My love, it's dead.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I heard a noise coming from the walk-in freezer.

I want you to clean up after me.

A girl needs discipline.

I know the future.

No one can ever know the truth.

Take this with you.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Leave it here.

This is the right time to be angry.

I feel groovy.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

This room is haunted.

Stop, in the name of love.

I want that pony out of my room!

Find some proof that he tricked you.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Don't ask any questions.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You're lucky.

Someone's having a bad day.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Hand me the umbrella.

I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.

Who left a celery stick in the bedroom?

This is a day to remember

I never listened.

You need me.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

Small things amuse small minds.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's time to pack your bags.

Good luck!

I'm the greatest gladiator on this planet

I have to tell you about the garage.

Take the drink and go.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

Dreams are like chocolate...

I see you have done this before.

You are my only hope.

You should write to your mother.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

We need to fight.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

You monster!

You're going to need a beggar.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

Leave it alone.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I love winter in England.

I'm a god.

I am going to Christmas.

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Winners don't quit

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to stop lying to me.

A girl needs love.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Your face has turned purple.

We are tall.

Someone's in here.

I want you to be businesslike.

You're really something!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Reading is good for the soul.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I want you to kiss me.

I could never want you.

This looks peculiar.

Don't fool around.

We've only got one hope.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I have money.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

You should think about this.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You are not my type.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Give me the sandwich.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Please, don't touch that.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Open the door.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

No one can ever know that you survived.

I'll watch.

I want that hippopotamus out of my house!

I love summer in Ireland.

Let's dance

We're going to need a wrench.

I've reported it to the press.

This room is shrinking.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

My love, it's so shiny.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm the only DJ on this planet

Leave it outside.

I want to tell you about the slice of pizza.

You should call your mother.

I can't find my water anywhere.

You are a handsome devil.

How much luck do you have?

You're a god.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

I knew you could see it through.

I want you to inspire me.

This looks great.

We need to unite.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I never killed anyone.

You can have it.

It's not mine.

I have time.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I feel relaxed.

You deserve this

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

It was my fault that the party was cancelled.

I volunteer myself!

Hate is like a beach...

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

We're the same person.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I love fall in India.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

You hate me.

Take the money and go.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make a comeback?

I heard a voice coming from the laundry.

Your lips have turned yellow.

Your fears are like chocolate...

Did you eat while I was away?

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Don't get too close.

I can't find my Guinness anywhere.

You angel!

You never smile.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

I can offer you a good price.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

A boy needs boundaries.

Open the curtains.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm weird.

I have the time.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

We're going to need a thief.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

This looks edible.

I want that moose out of my house!

Be safe!

Let's get it

Hey, watch me dance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I want you to stop following me.

It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I feel timid.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Friendship is like a lake...

Get ready, or get out.

I'm the only sound technician on this planet

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...

I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?

I see you every day.

Why do you love me, so much?

When I was little, I wanted to be a translator.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I'm going to need a lot of help.

Take this and pray.

Your tongue has turned pink.

Don't wait to be asked.

You should find your mother.

The first thing to consider is safety.

Good morning!

We're going to need a ninja.

We've only got one life.

I want you to be restless.

I have the gun.

I'm trying to win.

You are a twit.

Hand me the shovel.

I know who you are.

You are so good to me.

Please, look at me.

Did you eat yesterday?

Whoop-whoop.

Who left an apple in the kitchen?

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Darling, it's dead.

I have a secret.

I could never despise you.

This room is bugged.

I can't find my Jack Daniels anywhere.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

A boy needs a job.

I'll get it.

When the party starts, start singing.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You could never hate me.

I love summer in Canada.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I heard a noise coming from the barn.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I should quit.

I feel proud.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I never could make up my mind.

I knew you could open it.

I'm going to need an athlete.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I volunteer as tribute!

You are irritated.

You are not my father.

Drop it here.

Your lips have turned purple.

Let's play

It's not for sale.

Be careful!

Hey, watch me move.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

Can I make out?

It's time to make lunch.

Your tongue has turned green.

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is the right time to be happy.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

You can do this

I could never love you.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Please, stop shouting.

This looks nice.

You will always despise me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I can offer you a merlot.

Get ready to run.

A boy needs his mother.

We're going to need a winemaker.

I'll wait here.

You are a hero.

No one can ever know what we did.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

I know what to do.

Who left a spoon in the library?

I should vote.

I can offer you a job.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

We're going to need a lot of nails.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Can I make medicine?

Hope is like a bar of soap...

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I heard a sound coming from the studio.

You are not my son.

I love winter in Brazil.

I want you to stop questioning me.

We're cursed.

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Let's go

I want you to be fortunate.

Leave it to the professionals.

I feel concerned.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I'm a ghost.

We've only got one option.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's not heavy.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I can't find my hippopotamus anywhere.

I want you to hold me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.

I want that octopus out of my life!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You're going to need a sniper.

I'm the greatest hairdresser on this planet

You are impatient.

How much influence do you have?

This is a stick up.

You should listen to your father.

It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

You should hide.

You could never want me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

Please, remain silent.

A girl needs confidence.

Open it here.

I have the knife.

You are a godsend.

We're alone in the universe.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Your nose has turned spotted.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

When the party starts, remain calm.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

Show me the spoon.

I never wanted to die.

I want that goat out of my car!

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I feel hopeful.

Eating is good for the soul.

You made me cry on purpose.

I hate you.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a muffin.

I heard a howl coming from the closet.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I love winter in Canada.

I knew you could turn things around.

We need to stay.

This room is unstable.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

You're special.

Someone's watching us.

It's giving me grief.

You are so nice to me.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

Your ears have turned yellow.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You should ask for more money.

When I was little, I wanted to be a paramedic.

A girl needs a job.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

This is the worst time to be happy.

My life matters.

It's now or never

I have lost the will to live.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

Your tongue has turned grey.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

Take this with water.

I'm the only weaver who ever lived.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I feel warm.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need an inventor.

I have to tell you about the office.

I see you are thinking.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to stop tricking me.

It's not open.

I want you to love me.

Show me the ukulele.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...

How much money do you have?

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

We need to order pizza.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

When the party starts, start crying.

Can I make it worse?

Who left a fork in the living room?

I am going to the grand opening.

You dropped it.

A boy needs confidence.

I'm the worst burglar who ever lived.

I love spring in Canada.

Forgiveness is like a picnic at the beach...

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

All you need is love.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

I heard a voice coming from the wine cellar.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You never listen.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Please, be careful.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I want you to be tolerant.

I see you came prepared.

Dare to dream

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I want that bird out of my house!

I'm magnificent.

We need to stop.

We are enervated.

I have the letter.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

Can I make wine?

I can offer you a bagel.

My love, it's delicious.

When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.

I feel lonely.

You are an inspiration.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

I want you to cook for me.

Getting married is like opening a window...

The best defence is a good offence.

Someone's locked the door.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

Your lips have turned white.

You're going to need an author.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You're going down!

Take the money and leave.

Am I under arrest, or not?

It's not the right size.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I am considerate.

This is a fine mess

I know math.

You will always need me.

They know it was me

We're ghosts.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want that puppy out of my life!

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