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I'm special.
I have needs.
Hey, watch me leave.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I want you to stop lying to me.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
I am injured.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Why do you hate me, so much?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
Winners don't quit
You never call me.
You are so good to me.
I want that bee out of my life!
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
Be better!
Someone's locked the door.
This is a fine mess
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Defeat is like a good book...
You are my reason for living.
Can I make a puppet?
Delivery!
I can offer you a job.
Leave it here.
I want you to be unbelieving.
You're going down!
It's giving me a headache.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Let's eat
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I never hurt anybody.
You are not my favourite.
I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Plug it in here.
Don't ask any questions.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Get ready, or get out.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Getting married is like writing a job application...
I want you to kill me.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
It's not the right size.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I can offer you a Fanta.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
A girl needs her grandfather.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I have the time.
I've reported it to the President.
No one can ever know what we did.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm going to need a mathematician.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're crazy.
I know what to do.
We're gods.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You are an inspiration.
Take this with water.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I should ask for more money.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Good grief!
We've only got one bullet.
It's time to go.
I am going to Easter.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I am vulnerable.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
My life is a mystery.
You could never hate me.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I see you every day.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
Patriotism is like a movie...
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Hand me the chair.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Be safe!
How dare you look at me!
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
This room is unstable.
We need to stay.
I will always need you.
Please, stop smoking.
Put it here.
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