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I'll help.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
If you're done, we'll get started.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I feel annoyed.
I want you to betray me.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
How dare you smile at me!
We're special.
You're going to pay!
A boy needs discipline.
Take the money and leave.
You are narrow-minded.
I want you to stop tickling me.
It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.
I have the poem.
We're going to need a dentist.
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of beer...
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
You should ask your father.
Please, don't eat that.
It's giving me a headache.
We need to order pizza.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
You are not my father.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Get ready, or get out.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I need to tell you about the spin doctor.
You are my reason for living.
This room is haunted.
My life means nothing.
I know more than you realise.
Plug it in here.
We're the same person.
You're a ghost.
I've reported it to the press.
You are so kind to me.
I want you to be charismatic.
Are you crazy? We're not together!
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You should start a business.
Wealth is like a picnic in the park...
It's not right.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
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