Your anger is like a bar of soap...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

Life is like a guitar...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...

Getting married is like making toast...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like writing a to do list...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Dating is like applying for a job...

Time is like a violin...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Courage is like a mountain...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Justice is like a beach...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like turning on a light-switch...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like doing housework...

Defeat is like a river...

Fears are like chocolate...

Peace is like a forest...

Your victory is like a lake...

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Friendship is like a bar of soap...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Despair is like a camera...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like opening a window...

Laughter is like a canvas...

Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...

Love is like a beautiful melody...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

Life is like a movie...

Running for office is like lighting a candle...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Hope is like a forest...

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

The truth is like a lake...

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Getting married is like turning on a lamp...

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like opening a window...

Success is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Death is like a party...

Dating is like changing a light bulb...

Grief is like a mountain...

Getting married is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Failure is like a camera...

Running for office is like taking medicine...

Your ego is like a forest...

Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...

Pleasure is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like writing a job application...

Sorrow is like a lake...

Dying is like making spaghetti...

Getting married is like gardening...

Justice is like a winter's day...

Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...

Knowledge is like a movie...

Running for office is like opening a gate...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Dating is like going to the playground...

Time is like a book...

Your strength is like a canvas...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like making spaghetti...

Learning is like taking medicine...

Friendship is like a beach...

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

Freedom is like a beautiful song...

Your ego is like a river...

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Luck is like a piano...

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Dying is like doing chores...

Finding a job is like changing your underwear...

Wealth is like a winter's day...

Learning is like tidying your room...

Defeat is like a mountain...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Your redemption is like a book...

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

Becoming rich is like opening a window...

Friendship is like a lake...

Dating is like writing a job application...

Victory is like a beautiful song...

Bravery is like a piano...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Romance is like a picnic at the beach...

Buying a house is like cooking...

Wisdom is like a violin...