disclaimer: The text generated is random, based on templates and lists. Some will be silly, some might even be offensive (not intentionally, just unanticipated word combinations). Sometimes there are gender-specific terms. Please, use your own judgement and filter or change as necessary for your purposes. Use whatever inspires you!

The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.

Random Similes (x 500)

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like doing the shopping...

Luck is like a mountain...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Life is like a forest...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like painting...

Pain is like a beautiful melody...

Fears are like chocolate...

Dying is like writing an I.O.U...

Freedom is like a violin...

Finding a job is like making cupcakes...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Hate is like a piano...

Wisdom is like a lake...

Running for office is like opening a window...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Sleep is like a camera...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Victory is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Death is like a guitar...

Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Wealth is like a book...

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Learning is like turning on a light-switch...

Pride is like an autumn day...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Having a child is like doing housework...

Dying is like painting...

Your pleasure is like an ocean...

Hope is like a beach...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Hate is like a violin...

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

Courage is like a camera...

Learning is like eating toast...

Justice is like a lake...

Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Forgiveness is like a mountain...

Dying is like cooking...

Pleasure is like a picnic at the beach...

Having a child is like writing a job application...

Life is like a canvas...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like doing renovations...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Bravery is like a violin...

Grief is like a multi-choice quiz...

Running for office is like opening a gate...

Learning is like tidying your room...

Romance is like a camera...

Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...

Anger is like a river...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Patriotism is like a mountain...

Dying is like taking medicine...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your fear is like a guitar...

Finding a job is like turning on a radio...

Love is like a picnic at the beach...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like doing the laundry...

Crime is like a piano...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Reality is like a beautiful song...

Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...

Learning is like lighting a fire...

Death is like a book...

Running for office is like eating a sandwich...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Life is like an ocean...

Sadness is like a lake...

Dying is like opening a door...

Finding a job is like doing chores...

Friendship is like a picnic in the park...

Anxiety is like a party...

Reality is like a violin...

Getting married is like making a cake...

Death is like a camera...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

Defeat is like a guitar...

Fear is like a mountain...

Learning is like doing the laundry...

Success is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like applying for a job...

Peace is like a book...

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

Laughter is like a beautiful song...

Life is like a river...

Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...

Your ego is like a camera...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like fixing a computer...

Failure is like a piano...

Learning is like making a cake...

Wisdom is like a movie...

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Running for office is like opening a letter...

Fear is like a picnic at the beach...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Love is like a spring day...

Dying is like turning on a light-switch...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like taking out the garbage...

Life is like a bar of soap...

Becoming rich is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Falling in love is like doing the laundry...

The truth is like a mountain...

Luck is like a party...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Success is like a violin...

Grief is like a movie...

Imagination is like a camera...

Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Love is like a piano...

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...

Falling in love is like eating toast...

Sleep is like an autumn day...

Laughter is like a lake...

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Time is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Romance is like a good book...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like fixing the TV...

Freedom is like a mountain...

Buying a house is like making cupcakes...

Death is like an ocean...

Wealth is like a guitar...

Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like opening a gift...

Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...

Dating is like changing a light bulb...

Falling in love is like fixing the TV...

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

Pride is like a piano...

Learning is like eating a salad...

Life is like a guitar...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like applying for a job...

Anger is like a bar of soap...

Peace is like a picnic in the park...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Wealth is like a summer's day...

Dying is like doing chores...

Freedom is like a beautiful song...

Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...

Death is like a river...

Dating is like fixing a computer...

Finding a job is like painting...

Compassion is like a picnic in the park...

Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Your sorrow is like a mountain...

Luck is like a piano...

Knowledge is like a party...

Getting married is like eating a cake...

Your forgiveness is like a canvas...

Your pride is like a lake...

Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...

Freedom is like an ocean...

Learning is like cooking...

Having a child is like brushing your teeth...

Success is like a beautiful melody...

Love is like a guitar...

Running for office is like going to the fair...

Romance is like a violin...

Dying is like turning on a faucet...

Falling in love is like applying for a job...

Learning is like changing your underwear...

Becoming rich is like writing a shopping list...

Death is like a bar of soap...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Patriotism is like a piano...

Failure is like a party...

Running for office is like tidying your room...

Friendship is like a beach...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...

Your wisdom is like a movie...

Imagination is like a multi-choice quiz...

Reality is like a piano...

Crime is like a mountain...

Compassion is like a beautiful melody...

Hope is like a party...

Life is like a good book...

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Getting married is like lighting a candle...

Failure is like a picnic in the park...

Dying is like gardening...

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

Your ego is like a canvas...

Buying a house is like opening a door...

Pain is like a violin...

Finding a job is like doing the shopping...

Motivation is like a multi-choice quiz...

Becoming rich is like changing your underwear...

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

The truth is like a summer's day...

Your success is like a lake...

Learning is like writing a to do list...

Your victory is like a beach...

Dying is like doing the laundry...

Sleep is like a picnic at the beach...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Courage is like a book...

Dating is like opening a gift...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...

Hate is like a mountain...

Your forgiveness is like a piano...

Running for office is like eating toast...

Crime is like a beautiful song...

Freedom is like a party...

Success is like a guitar...

Dating is like going to the fair...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Your ego is like a river...

Defeat is like a mountain...

Having a child is like opening a gate...

Anger is like a movie...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Death is like a forest...

Falling in love is like making a sandwich...

Life is like a lake...

Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...

Sleep is like a picnic in the park...

Pride is like a beautiful song...

Having a child is like applying for a job...

Pain is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like opening a gift...

Success is like a lake...

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

Life is like a camera...

Finding a job is like making a salad...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Dying is like tidying your room...

Failure is like a canvas...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

The truth is like a beach...

Your ego is like a forest...

Learning is like opening a door...

Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...

Death is like a summer's day...

Dating is like writing a shopping list...

Your wisdom is like a lake...

Dying is like turning on a radio...

Friendship is like a violin...

Forgiveness is like a piano...

Finding a job is like eating toast...

The truth is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like writing a to do list...

Sadness is like a mountain...

Becoming rich is like opening a gate...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Learning is like turning on a radio...

Crime is like a beautiful melody...

Running for office is like going to the playground...

Your opinion is like a river...

Reality is like a beach...

Getting married is like doing the shopping...

Bravery is like a party...

Time is like a camera...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Love is like a beautiful song...

Friendship is like a good book...

Buying a house is like opening a letter...

Sadness is like a movie...

Running for office is like cooking...

Life is like a party...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Getting married is like taking a bath...

Motivation is like a camera...

Becoming rich is like making cupcakes...

Crime is like a good book...

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

Your pleasure is like a river...

Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...

Dating is like opening a gate...

Death is like a piano...

Love is like a mountain...

Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Pain is like a picnic in the park...

Running for office is like making a cake...

Poverty is like a movie...

Falling in love is like doing the dishes...

Your forgiveness is like a camera...

Finding a job is like taking a bath...

Dating is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...

Your pleasure is like a mountain...

Getting married is like writing a memo...

Your victory is like an ocean...

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...

Falling in love is like painting...

Your ego is like a beautiful song...

Dying is like doing renovations...

Power is like a camera...

Your wisdom is like a spring day...

Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Romance is like a book...

Courage is like an ocean...

Learning is like writing a shopping list...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Justice is like a party...

Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...

Your imagination is like a beautiful melody...

Buying a house is like fixing a computer...

Bravery is like a mountain...

Having a child is like eating bread...

Getting married is like writing a job application...

Victory is like an ocean...

Defeat is like a good book...

Death is like a picnic in the park...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Sadness is like an autumn day...

Peace is like a mountain...

Learning is like fixing a broken vase...

Your opinion is like a violin...

Falling in love is like opening a door...

Love is like a movie...

Victory is like a camera...

Fear is like a beach...

Your ego is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...

Wisdom is like an ocean...

Running for office is like writing a memo...

Dying is like making a salad...

Friendship is like a mountain...

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Forgiveness is like an autumn day...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Sorrow is like a violin...

Grief is like a lake...

Wealth is like a piano...

Love is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like brushing your hair...

Wisdom is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dating is like making toast...

Your anger is like a guitar...

Becoming rich is like taking medicine...

Strength is like a forest...

Finding a job is like going to the beach...

Fear is like a camera...

Your pride is like a mountain...

Dying is like doing housework...

Happiness is like a beautiful melody...

Learning is like changing a light bulb...

Wisdom is like a good book...

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

Bravery is like a bar of soap...

Love is like a violin...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

Power is like a piano...

Falling in love is like opening a gift...

Luck is like a picnic in the park...

Death is like a mountain...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like doing the shopping...

Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...

Friendship is like a canvas...

Dating is like eating toast...

Romance is like a bar of soap...

Running for office is like writing a job application...

Crime is like a river...

Dying is like opening a letter...

Sadness is like a book...

Learning is like eating a cake...

The truth is like a piano...

Life is like a summer's day...

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

Sleep is like a beautiful song...

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

Friendship is like a guitar...

Failure is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...

Reality is like a spring day...

Finding a job is like making bread...

Time is like a party...

Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...

Justice is like a picnic in the park...

Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...

Dating is like taking a bath...

The truth is like a canvas...

Compassion is like an autumn day...

Getting married is like making spaghetti...

Your motivation is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Redemption is like a beautiful song...

Crime is like a camera...

Having a child is like taking a bath...

Fear is like a bar of soap...

Time is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dying is like doing the shopping...

Luck is like a beach...

Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...

Life is like a picnic in the park...

Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...

Dating is like turning on a radio...

Freedom is like a guitar...

Having a child is like opening a door...

Getting married is like brushing your hair...

Despair is like a book...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Hate is like a multi-choice quiz...

Victory is like a forest...

Becoming rich is like writing a to do list...

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Having a child is like making cupcakes...

Pride is like a beach...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Anxiety is like a camera...

Love is like an ocean...

Romance is like a guitar...

Friendship is like a party...

Learning is like eating bread...

Crime is like a forest...

Grief is like a beautiful melody...

Sorrow is like a movie...

Your forgiveness is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

Life is like a beach...

Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Having a child is like taking medicine...

Falling in love is like going to the fair...

Your despair is like a camera...

Dying is like doing the dishes...

Getting married is like changing a light bulb...

Sleep is like a party...

Falling in love is like making a salad...

Laughter is like a piano...

Power is like a river...

Dying is like changing your underwear...

Motivation is like a lake...

Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...

Getting married is like opening a gate...

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

Crime is like a violin...

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

Friendship is like a beautiful melody...

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

Sadness is like a river...

Your sorrow is like a piano...

Time is like a canvas...

Having a child is like making bread...

Justice is like a forest...

Finding a job is like doing housework...

Your ego is like a beach...

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Your motivation is like a picnic in the park...

Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...

Sadness is like a piano...

Reality is like a bar of soap...

Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...

Success is like a movie...

Having a child is like making a sandwich...

Anxiety is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like writing a memo...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Hope is like a guitar...

Learning is like fixing a computer...

Pride is like a violin...

Dying is like going to the fair...

Fear is like a beautiful song...

Romance is like a spring day...

Laughter is like a camera...

Your ego is like an ocean...

Running for office is like applying for a job...

Life is like a mountain...

Happiness is like a lake...

Your despair is like a picnic in the park...

Pleasure is like a book...

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Love is like an autumn day...

Defeat is like a camera...

Poverty is like a beautiful melody...

Your happiness is like a party...

Dating is like writing an I.O.U...

Love is like a canvas...

Copy To Clipboard
Feed
More!
copied to clipboard
improbotChange selection (or hit Refresh)...

Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

5102050

Character

Character and Personality Traits.

5102050100

Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

5102050100500

Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

5102050100500

Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

5102050100500

Images

Curated random image feed.

25100200500

Locations

A variety of locations

5102050100500

Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

5102050

Occupations

Jobs and the like.

5102050100

Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

5102050100500

Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

5102050100500

Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

5102050100500

Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

5102050100500

Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

5102050100500

Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

5102050100500

Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

1714

Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

5102050100500

What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

5102050

Words

Random words.

5102050100500

More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.

tap/click/spacebar = next
backspace = back
X