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Random Similes (x 500)
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Pain is like a beach...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Pride is like a winter's day...
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like going to the playground...
Death is like a canvas...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Luck is like a river...
Getting married is like making spaghetti...
Dying is like opening a window...
Sleep is like an ocean...
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Finding a job is like writing a memo...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Forgiveness is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
The truth is like a piano...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Your pride is like a mountain...
Romance is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Mercy is like a beautiful melody...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Hope is like a camera...
Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...
Despair is like a summer's day...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Your ego is like an ocean...
Having a child is like opening a door...
Sorrow is like a violin...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Anxiety is like a picnic in the park...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Peace is like a river...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Romance is like a camera...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Laughter is like a mountain...
Dating is like turning on a faucet...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Defeat is like a forest...
Wealth is like a movie...
Sleep is like a lake...
Running for office is like going to the fair...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like cooking...
Anger is like a book...
Getting married is like doing housework...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Life is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like making spaghetti...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Having a child is like tidying your room...
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Falling in love is like lighting a fire...
Despair is like an ocean...
Your sadness is like a violin...
Redemption is like a party...
Getting married is like doing chores...
Mercy is like a lake...
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Forgiveness is like a camera...
Fears are like chocolate...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...
Life is like a river...
Falling in love is like gardening...
Courage is like a good book...
Running for office is like doing renovations...
Hope is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...
Justice is like a beach...
Getting married is like writing a job application...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Love is like a spring day...
Your pain is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like painting...
Hope is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of beer...
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
Strength is like a camera...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Dating is like opening a letter...
Imagination is like an ocean...
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
Motivation is like a guitar...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Having a child is like writing an I.O.U...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Your anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
Death is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like eating spaghetti...
Time is like a river...
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Wealth is like a violin...
Hate is like a guitar...
Running for office is like opening a gate...
Sleep is like a beautiful melody...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Love is like a forest...
Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...
Your ego is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like making bread...
Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Anger is like a lake...
Dying is like cooking...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
Sleep is like a mountain...
Having a child is like brushing your hair...
Victory is like a spring day...
Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...
The truth is like a violin...
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
Life is like a book...
Learning is like doing the dishes...
Your ego is like a beach...
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
Freedom is like an ocean...
Mercy is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
Death is like a violin...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Poverty is like a camera...
Pleasure is like a piano...
Falling in love is like opening a window...
Buying a house is like doing renovations...
The truth is like a party...
Learning is like writing a to do list...
Wealth is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Love is like a beach...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Victory is like a good book...
Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Having a child is like fixing the TV...
Running for office is like doing the shopping...
Time is like a picnic in the park...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Friendship is like a river...
Sadness is like a beautiful melody...
Redemption is like a winter's day...
Learning is like making a cake...
Pleasure is like a bar of soap...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Dying is like changing a light bulb...
The truth is like an ocean...
Success is like a camera...
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Sleep is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Love is like a guitar...
Failure is like a piano...
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
Life is like a winter's day...
Dying is like writing a to do list...
Getting married is like lighting a fire...
Pleasure is like a movie...
Finding a job is like gardening...
Friendship is like a camera...
Running for office is like making a salad...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Power is like a river...
Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...
Sadness is like a party...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Failure is like an autumn day...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Having a child is like writing a job application...
Bravery is like a bar of soap...
Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Reality is like a guitar...
Time is like a violin...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
Courage is like a mountain...
Getting married is like taking medicine...
Dying is like eating toast...
Romance is like a party...
Imagination is like a beautiful song...
Knowledge is like a piano...
Poverty is like a river...
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
Love is like a canvas...
Having a child is like eating spaghetti...
Your forgiveness is like a good book...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
Victory is like a picnic at the beach...
Pain is like a beautiful song...
Peace is like a bar of soap...
Forgiveness is like a forest...
Bravery is like a beach...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...
Having a child is like changing your underwear...
Wisdom is like a guitar...
Dating is like eating a cake...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Pride is like a movie...
Success is like a river...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
Grief is like a party...
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Anxiety is like a piano...
Dating is like mowing the lawn...
Becoming rich is like opening a gate...
Falling in love is like doing housework...
Anger is like a camera...
Courage is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
Getting married is like lighting a candle...
Your ego is like a party...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Love is like an ocean...
Pride is like a bar of soap...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Your wisdom is like a violin...
Buying a house is like opening a door...
Learning is like doing chores...
Imagination is like a piano...
Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...
Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Failure is like a forest...
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of beer...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
Friendship is like a lake...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Time is like a mountain...
Poverty is like a violin...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Having a child is like eating toast...
Finding a job is like doing renovations...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like taking a bath...
Patriotism is like a bar of soap...
Hope is like a piano...
Laughter is like a picnic at the beach...
Dating is like opening a gift...
Getting married is like going to the beach...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Reality is like an ocean...
Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Imagination is like a forest...
Finding a job is like making a cake...
Love is like a good book...
Hope is like a lake...
Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Friendship is like a beach...
Reality is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like doing chores...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your ego is like a forest...
The truth is like a mountain...
Success is like a party...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Love is like a violin...
Sleep is like a movie...
Getting married is like opening a letter...
Wealth is like a forest...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
The truth is like a good book...
Having a child is like making a sandwich...
Strength is like a bar of soap...
Freedom is like a piano...
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
Motivation is like a multi-choice quiz...
Forgiveness is like a guitar...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Defeat is like a movie...
Victory is like a river...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Failure is like a mountain...
Having a child is like doing housework...
Your imagination is like an ocean...
Running for office is like opening a window...
Your pleasure is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like writing a to do list...
The truth is like a picnic at the beach...
Buying a house is like making a salad...
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Anxiety is like a violin...
Becoming rich is like brushing your teeth...
Crime is like a lake...
Romance is like a mountain...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Wealth is like a camera...
Running for office is like opening a gift...
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Your anger is like a lake...
Pride is like a camera...
Knowledge is like a river...
Dating is like changing your underwear...
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
Strength is like a winter's day...
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Power is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like painting...
Friendship is like a guitar...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Happiness is like a violin...
Defeat is like a camera...
Victory is like a bar of soap...
Motivation is like a movie...
Pleasure is like a picnic at the beach...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Love is like a river...
Becoming rich is like going to the playground...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Learning is like doing renovations...
Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Knowledge is like a winter's day...
Dying is like writing a memo...
Luck is like a guitar...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Dating is like opening a door...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Crime is like a beautiful song...
Falling in love is like eating a salad...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like doing chores...
Motivation is like a party...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Pain is like a river...
Wisdom is like a piano...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Pride is like a canvas...
Dating is like opening a gate...
Victory is like a camera...
Your sorrow is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
The truth is like a spring day...
Your opinion is like a guitar...
Crime is like a multi-choice quiz...
Love is like a lake...
Life is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like making a sandwich...
Fear is like a piano...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Failure is like an ocean...
Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...
Death is like a good book...
Grief is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Dying is like opening a gift...
Fear is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
Your victory is like a camera...
Dating is like writing a job application...
Life is like a party...
Becoming rich is like doing renovations...
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
The truth is like a beautiful melody...
Having a child is like opening a gate...
Despair is like a piano...
Success is like an ocean...
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...
Learning is like lighting a candle...
Pride is like a violin...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like opening a door...
Justice is like a lake...
Death is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Life is like a camera...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Happiness is like a mountain...
Dating is like doing renovations...
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
Falling in love is like eating toast...
Romance is like a piano...
Learning is like gardening...
Bravery is like a forest...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Sleep is like a bar of soap...
Wealth is like an ocean...
Having a child is like going to the fair...
Success is like a guitar...
Redemption is like a beach...
Dying is like doing the dishes...
Motivation is like a violin...
Getting married is like painting...
Hate is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Finding a job is like making a salad...
Your opinion is like an autumn day...
Friendship is like a piano...
Having a child is like taking a bath...
Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...
Death is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Freedom is like a winter's day...
Hate is like a book...
Buying a house is like eating a salad...
Life is like a movie...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Hope is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like taking out the garbage...
Pain is like a party...
Dating is like writing a memo...
Justice is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...
Success is like a summer's day...
Romance is like a good book...
Getting married is like gardening...
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
Learning is like doing the shopping...
Pleasure is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Peace is like a movie...
Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your happiness is like a guitar...
Redemption is like a camera...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Dating is like making a salad...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Peace is like a camera...
Your happiness is like a movie...
Compassion is like a multi-choice quiz...
Having a child is like doing the laundry...
Death is like a forest...
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Dating is like opening a window...
Time is like a winter's day...
Reality is like a beach...
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Freedom is like a camera...
Buying a house is like going to the playground...
Victory is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like turning on a radio...
Friendship is like a book...
Life is like a forest...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Patriotism is like a multi-choice quiz...
Death is like a beach...
Dying is like making a sandwich...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...
Life is like a canvas...
Dating is like taking medicine...
Romance is like a river...
Falling in love is like doing the laundry...
Death is like a book...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Wealth is like a bar of soap...
Your ego is like a beautiful melody...
Poverty is like a piano...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Anger is like a party...
Dying is like fixing the TV...
Romance is like a beach...

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