Improbot

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Random Similes (x 20)

Getting married is like making spaghetti...
Your happiness is like an ocean...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your forgiveness is like a picnic in the park...
Becoming rich is like opening a gate...
The truth is like a piano...
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Motivation is like a guitar...
Fears are like chocolate...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Wisdom is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Poverty is like a river...
Death is like an ocean...
Getting married is like doing renovations...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Time is like a violin...

Getting married is like making spaghetti...

Your happiness is like an ocean...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Learning is like fixing a broken vase...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your forgiveness is like a picnic in the park...

Becoming rich is like opening a gate...

The truth is like a piano...

Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...

Motivation is like a guitar...

Fears are like chocolate...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...