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Random Similes (x 100)

Dying is like opening a gift...

Failure is like a forest...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Crime is like a party...

Your victory is like a picnic in the park...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like doing the laundry...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Sadness is like a river...

Your ego is like a beautiful melody...

Learning is like eating bread...

Life is like a lake...

Running for office is like turning on a radio...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Wisdom is like a party...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like taking medicine...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Success is like a camera...

Getting married is like doing renovations...

Fears are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Your motivation is like a movie...

Your forgiveness is like a picnic in the park...

The truth is like a river...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like opening a letter...

Mercy is like a canvas...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Learning is like eating a sandwich...

Love is like a camera...

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Poverty is like a beautiful song...

Dying is like taking medicine...

Life is like a good book...

Finding a job is like doing the dishes...

Failure is like a winter's day...

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

Running for office is like lighting a fire...

Having a child is like eating a salad...

Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...

Crime is like a picnic at the beach...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hope is like a piano...

Death is like a beautiful melody...

Dying is like opening a gate...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hate is like a lake...

Buying a house is like doing the dishes...

Sadness is like a spring day...

Finding a job is like cooking...

Falling in love is like brushing your hair...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Having a child is like making a sandwich...

Happiness is like an ocean...

Running for office is like writing a memo...

Love is like a guitar...

Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...

Reality is like a mountain...

Failure is like a party...

Dating is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Learning is like opening a letter...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Time is like a beautiful song...

Buying a house is like cooking...

Bravery is like a picnic in the park...

Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like going to the beach...

Finding a job is like tidying your room...

Compassion is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...

Pride is like a camera...

Pain is like a piano...

Dying is like eating a sandwich...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sadness is like a lake...

Getting married is like writing a memo...

Learning is like doing the laundry...

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Death is like a mountain...

Motivation is like a summer's day...

Dating is like brushing your hair...

Pride is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like turning on a radio...

The truth is like a movie...

Friendship is like a beach...

Getting married is like making cupcakes...

Redemption is like a party...

Dying is like writing a shopping list...

Freedom is like a guitar...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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