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Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Imagination is like a picnic in the park...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Crime is like a book...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Failure is like a guitar...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Running for office is like making spaghetti...

Mercy is like a beach...

Sleep is like a mountain...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Patriotism is like a river...

Dying is like opening a gift...

Death is like a camera...

Buying a house is like changing your underwear...

Life is like a beautiful song...

Dating is like writing a job application...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Learning is like eating bread...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Laughter is like a lake...

Running for office is like fixing a computer...

Love is like an autumn day...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like doing the shopping...

Fears are like chocolate...

Victory is like a piano...

Dating is like taking medicine...

Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Wealth is like a beautiful song...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Redemption is like a mountain...

Running for office is like making a sandwich...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Death is like a lake...

Forgiveness is like an autumn day...

Sleep is like a camera...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Defeat is like a beach...

Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Justice is like a piano...

Buying a house is like lighting a candle...

Hate is like a beautiful song...

Wisdom is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

Pleasure is like an autumn day...

Dying is like eating cupcakes...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...

Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Fear is like a good book...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Having a child is like fixing the TV...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Death is like a bar of soap...

Finding a job is like applying for a job...

Friendship is like a forest...

Learning is like lighting a candle...

Your ego is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like opening a letter...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Despair is like a party...

Pride is like a piano...

Running for office is like writing a job application...

Time is like a picnic at the beach...

Freedom is like a beach...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Motivation is like a forest...

Dying is like eating a salad...

Patriotism is like a book...

Having a child is like opening a bottle of wine...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Dating is like doing renovations...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like painting...

Love is like a mountain...

Finding a job is like writing a memo...

Learning is like taking a bath...

Your opinion is like a beach...

Getting married is like opening a door...

Becoming rich is like tidying your room...

Time is like a river...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Wealth is like a book...

Dying is like doing housework...

Wisdom is like a bar of soap...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like fixing a computer...

Finding a job is like brushing your hair...

Power is like a canvas...

Justice is like a violin...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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