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Random Similes (x 100)

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...

Happiness is like a beautiful song...

Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your opinion is like a lake...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

Knowledge is like a river...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Anger is like a movie...

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Poverty is like a winter's day...

Running for office is like turning on a radio...

Despair is like a forest...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Hope is like a guitar...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like painting...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Death is like a beautiful melody...

Having a child is like eating a cake...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dying is like doing housework...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like writing a memo...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Time is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like opening a window...

Redemption is like a lake...

Life is like a river...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like taking a bath...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

Freedom is like an autumn day...

Romance is like a beach...

Dying is like turning on a lamp...

Dating is like writing a shopping list...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like mowing the lawn...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Peace is like a bar of soap...

Finding a job is like making bread...

Friendship is like a guitar...

Life is like an ocean...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like opening a gate...

Sorrow is like a spring day...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like doing housework...

Fears are like chocolate...

Dying is like writing a job application...

Bravery is like a movie...

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

Death is like a canvas...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...

Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...

Success is like a mountain...

Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Compassion is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Love is like a beach...

Crime is like a movie...

Getting married is like writing a job application...

Learning is like gardening...

Your opinion is like a guitar...

Buying a house is like opening a window...

Having a child is like doing the dishes...

Anger is like a picnic at the beach...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like going to the playground...

Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Reality is like a mountain...

Luck is like an ocean...

Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...

Friendship is like a violin...

Hate is like a river...

Learning is like eating spaghetti...

Knowledge is like a beach...

Getting married is like fixing the TV...

Patriotism is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Your victory is like a camera...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

The truth is like an ocean...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like tidying your room...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Romance is like a picnic in the park...

Falling in love is like brushing your hair...

Sleep is like a mountain...

Getting married is like making a sandwich...

Reality is like a guitar...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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