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Random Similes (x 100)

Anger is like a spring day...

Learning is like doing the dishes...

Your opinion is like a lake...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Hate is like a multi-choice quiz...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like taking out the garbage...

Your ego is like a river...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like eating bread...

Death is like a book...

Becoming rich is like opening a window...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Your anger is like a movie...

Dating is like gardening...

Your victory is like a beach...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like doing the laundry...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your pride is like a guitar...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Fears are like chocolate...

Love is like a river...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Defeat is like an ocean...

Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Death is like a violin...

Dating is like eating a salad...

Crime is like a piano...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Anxiety is like a mountain...

Your motivation is like a beautiful song...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Your ego is like a bar of soap...

Time is like a lake...

Romance is like a canvas...

Finding a job is like opening a door...

Your success is like a picnic in the park...

Defeat is like a party...

Dating is like doing the laundry...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Dying is like gardening...

Peace is like a piano...

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Freedom is like a mountain...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Luck is like a beautiful song...

Running for office is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...

Friendship is like a winter's day...

Romance is like a picnic in the park...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like painting...

Life is like a guitar...

Death is like a party...

Dying is like fixing the TV...

Anger is like a camera...

Courage is like a forest...

Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...

Your victory is like a bar of soap...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Wealth is like an ocean...

Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

Getting married is like turning on a faucet...

Learning is like going to the playground...

Your fear is like a piano...

Dating is like taking out the garbage...

Pride is like a violin...

Finding a job is like doing renovations...

Death is like a spring day...

Having a child is like opening a gate...

Dying is like eating toast...

Friendship is like a beach...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Imagination is like a beautiful song...

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Failure is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like taking a bath...

Running for office is like brushing your hair...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Freedom is like a piano...

Learning is like doing chores...

Having a child is like eating toast...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Defeat is like a book...

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...

Getting married is like tidying your room...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Happiness is like a canvas...

Dying is like fixing a broken vase...

Pride is like a beach...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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