Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Time is like a guitar...

Running for office is like mowing the lawn...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like writing a to do list...

Victory is like a violin...

Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Failure is like an ocean...

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

Life is like a lake...

Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...

Fear is like a mountain...

Learning is like lighting a candle...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Your ego is like a beach...

Hate is like a beautiful song...

Dying is like turning on a radio...

Despair is like a picnic in the park...

Friendship is like a guitar...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Grief is like a piano...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like making bread...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Having a child is like opening a letter...

Freedom is like a lake...

Finding a job is like fixing a computer...

Your forgiveness is like a canvas...

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

Learning is like applying for a job...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Poverty is like a party...

Defeat is like a mountain...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Success is like a camera...

Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like making cupcakes...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like doing the shopping...

Fears are like chocolate...

Patriotism is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...

Romance is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Friendship is like a party...

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Pride is like a movie...

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Anger is like a violin...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like eating a salad...

Redemption is like a lake...

Buying a house is like opening a gift...

Motivation is like a mountain...

Peace is like a piano...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Happiness is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like doing housework...

Reality is like a beautiful song...

Strength is like a picnic at the beach...

Pleasure is like a good book...

Having a child is like making toast...

Dating is like painting...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Love is like a guitar...

Your opinion is like a lake...

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Becoming rich is like tidying your room...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Despair is like an ocean...

Life is like a beautiful song...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Your wisdom is like a picnic at the beach...

Getting married is like changing your underwear...

Anger is like a camera...

Laughter is like a multi-choice quiz...

Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Pleasure is like a mountain...

Buying a house is like doing chores...

Your opinion is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Your ego is like a beautiful melody...

Pain is like a lake...

Crime is like a piano...

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Death is like a guitar...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Life is like a movie...

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

Love is like a violin...

Running for office is like opening a gate...

Freedom is like a camera...