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Random Similes (x 100)
Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...
Fears are like chocolate...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Death is like an ocean...
Victory is like a book...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Having a child is like opening a window...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...
Your opinion is like a canvas...
Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Luck is like a party...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like taking medicine...
Patriotism is like a camera...
Dying is like gardening...
Freedom is like a beach...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Love is like a beautiful song...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Time is like a picnic at the beach...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Grief is like a violin...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Failure is like a mountain...
Running for office is like making spaghetti...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Dating is like opening a gate...
Learning is like doing the laundry...
Friendship is like a beach...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dying is like going to the playground...
Hate is like a multi-choice quiz...
Getting married is like writing a job application...
Love is like a guitar...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like lighting a candle...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Romance is like a camera...
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Imagination is like a movie...
Having a child is like making spaghetti...
Defeat is like a party...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Power is like an autumn day...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Friendship is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Life is like a mountain...
Getting married is like lighting a fire...
Your ego is like a violin...
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Your opinion is like a beautiful song...
Falling in love is like making toast...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like writing a memo...
Getting married is like doing the laundry...
Dating is like taking medicine...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Dying is like lighting a candle...
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like fixing a computer...
Defeat is like a piano...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Forgiveness is like a mountain...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Love is like a beautiful melody...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like writing a memo...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Pride is like a beach...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Poverty is like a lake...
Learning is like fixing a computer...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Freedom is like a movie...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of beer...
Your despair is like a mountain...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
Knowledge is like a canvas...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Having a child is like eating spaghetti...
Patriotism is like an autumn day...
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Your pride is like a guitar...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Your success is like a picnic in the park...
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Getting married is like opening a gate...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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