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Random Similes (x 100)

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

Friendship is like a piano...

Running for office is like changing your underwear...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Learning is like opening a gift...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Life is like a lake...

Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Death is like a camera...

Having a child is like taking medicine...

Wisdom is like a movie...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Dying is like turning on a lamp...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like doing the dishes...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Strength is like a piano...

Becoming rich is like tidying your room...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Learning is like gardening...

Defeat is like a forest...

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like opening a gate...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Failure is like a beach...

Sleep is like a camera...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Luck is like a guitar...

Getting married is like doing housework...

Life is like a movie...

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Love is like a river...

Learning is like changing a light bulb...

Anger is like a violin...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Your ego is like a party...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Success is like a lake...

Dating is like making a salad...

Life is like a beautiful song...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like taking out the garbage...

Learning is like changing your underwear...

Freedom is like an ocean...

Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...

Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...

Friendship is like a lake...

Running for office is like eating toast...

Anger is like a beach...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Your redemption is like a mountain...

Getting married is like opening a gate...

Your forgiveness is like a piano...

Dating is like writing a job application...

Love is like a beautiful song...

Success is like a picnic in the park...

Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...

Justice is like a river...

Dying is like going to the fair...

Buying a house is like applying for a job...

Despair is like a camera...

Death is like a lake...

Life is like a piano...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like making a salad...

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Luck is like a mountain...

Buying a house is like changing your underwear...

Anxiety is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like doing chores...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dating is like turning on a light-switch...

Defeat is like a river...

Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Fear is like a guitar...

Wisdom is like a picnic in the park...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Learning is like lighting a candle...

Hate is like a forest...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Dying is like tidying your room...

Life is like an ocean...

Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...

Success is like a multi-choice quiz...

Failure is like a violin...

Dating is like opening a gate...

Strength is like a movie...

Buying a house is like eating bread...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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