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Random Similes (x 100)

Sleep is like a winter's day...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Fears are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like making a sandwich...

Time is like a camera...

Running for office is like changing a light bulb...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Failure is like a mountain...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Your pride is like a guitar...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Success is like a bar of soap...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Mercy is like a violin...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Your pain is like a beautiful song...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Crime is like a movie...

Bravery is like a party...

Dating is like writing an I.O.U...

Love is like a guitar...

Running for office is like taking medicine...

Power is like a piano...

Getting married is like opening a window...

Buying a house is like doing housework...

Learning is like applying for a job...

Defeat is like a violin...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like going to the fair...

Life is like a beautiful song...

Hate is like a forest...

Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Luck is like a beach...

Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Romance is like a mountain...

Becoming rich is like opening a gate...

Failure is like a party...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Grief is like a picnic at the beach...

Buying a house is like doing chores...

Love is like a canvas...

Running for office is like fixing the TV...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Anger is like a violin...

Power is like a beautiful melody...

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...

Forgiveness is like a mountain...

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like eating bread...

Dying is like opening a door...

Time is like a party...

Getting married is like doing housework...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like going to the playground...

Freedom is like a camera...

Running for office is like taking out the garbage...

Hope is like a beautiful song...

Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...

Anger is like a picnic at the beach...

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Becoming rich is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Victory is like a violin...

Having a child is like doing the laundry...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Wealth is like a camera...

Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...

Poverty is like a guitar...

Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...

Freedom is like a beach...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Friendship is like a summer's day...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sadness is like a mountain...

Romance is like a movie...

Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...

Forgiveness is like a party...

Dating is like taking medicine...

Death is like a canvas...

Bravery is like a picnic in the park...

Dying is like tidying your room...

Learning is like doing the shopping...

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

Your opinion is like an ocean...

Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...

Your ego is like a movie...

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

The truth is like a river...

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Life is like a winter's day...

Dying is like brushing your hair...

Peace is like a guitar...

Laughter is like a multi-choice quiz...

Having a child is like making toast...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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