Running for office is like brushing your hair...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Anger is like a camera...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Redemption is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like doing the shopping...

Dying is like gardening...

Happiness is like a movie...

Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...

Success is like a beautiful melody...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Death is like a mountain...

Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Having a child is like fixing a broken vase...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like opening a gift...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Your ego is like a bar of soap...

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

Time is like a movie...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Victory is like a picnic at the beach...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Learning is like eating cupcakes...

Falling in love is like going to the beach...

Becoming rich is like taking medicine...

Justice is like a mountain...

Your opinion is like a beautiful song...

Redemption is like a multi-choice quiz...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Luck is like a river...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like fixing the TV...

Freedom is like a forest...

Running for office is like doing the dishes...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Love is like a violin...

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

Death is like a piano...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Success is like a winter's day...

Dating is like writing a shopping list...

Getting married is like brushing your hair...

Power is like a river...

Finding a job is like opening a window...

Patriotism is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

Wealth is like a picnic at the beach...

Running for office is like making toast...

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like fixing the TV...

Romance is like a violin...

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Your ego is like a camera...

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sadness is like a guitar...

Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Having a child is like opening a gift...

Getting married is like going to the fair...

Running for office is like eating a salad...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Crime is like a bar of soap...

Friendship is like an ocean...

Learning is like doing chores...

Love is like a good book...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...

Dating is like taking medicine...

Hate is like a mountain...

Finding a job is like tidying your room...

Sorrow is like a lake...

Falling in love is like painting...

Wealth is like a spring day...

Buying a house is like doing the laundry...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Mercy is like a camera...

Dying is like eating a salad...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Your pride is like a river...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Falling in love is like changing your underwear...

Your opinion is like an ocean...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Friendship is like a beautiful melody...

Defeat is like a forest...

Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...

Failure is like a picnic at the beach...

Dating is like fixing the TV...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...