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Random Similes (x 100)

Death is like a book...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Life is like an autumn day...

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Luck is like a canvas...

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like cooking...

Anger is like a forest...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like applying for a job...

Love is like a mountain...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Defeat is like a picnic in the park...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Death is like a beach...

Dating is like tidying your room...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Fear is like a lake...

Becoming rich is like doing chores...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like turning on a radio...

Patriotism is like a violin...

Time is like a camera...

Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...

Your ego is like a beautiful song...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Dying is like cooking...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Peace is like a lake...

Buying a house is like doing the shopping...

Love is like an ocean...

Running for office is like making bread...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like lighting a fire...

Victory is like a guitar...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Learning is like changing your underwear...

Your opinion is like a forest...

Dying is like painting...

Life is like a beautiful song...

Imagination is like a piano...

Buying a house is like opening a gate...

Fears are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like making cupcakes...

Friendship is like a camera...

Dating is like taking medicine...

Pride is like a river...

Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...

Your anger is like a picnic at the beach...

Running for office is like doing renovations...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Love is like a lake...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Wisdom is like an autumn day...

Getting married is like opening a window...

Sorrow is like a book...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Victory is like an ocean...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like eating a salad...

Hate is like a mountain...

Poverty is like a river...

Running for office is like doing the laundry...

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

Learning is like writing a memo...

Luck is like a picnic at the beach...

Getting married is like opening a gate...

Forgiveness is like a lake...

Dying is like turning on a light-switch...

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

Becoming rich is like eating toast...

Dating is like taking a bath...

Your ego is like a party...

Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Life is like a bar of soap...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Failure is like a movie...

Getting married is like doing the laundry...

Dying is like writing a to do list...

Luck is like a lake...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Learning is like turning on a radio...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Friendship is like a beautiful song...

Dating is like opening a door...

Finding a job is like taking a bath...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Your despair is like a book...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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