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Random Similes (x 100)
Dating is like turning on a faucet...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dying is like eating a sandwich...
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Your ego is like a piano...
Getting married is like writing a memo...
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Having a child is like taking medicine...
Your wisdom is like a book...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Your opinion is like a camera...
Dating is like turning on a radio...
Defeat is like a party...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like opening a gift...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
Imagination is like an ocean...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like making bread...
Pleasure is like a bar of soap...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Despair is like a piano...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Sadness is like a violin...
Getting married is like taking a bath...
Friendship is like a lake...
Dying is like doing renovations...
Your pride is like a movie...
Running for office is like writing a memo...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Strength is like a winter's day...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Grief is like a book...
Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Time is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Hope is like a picnic at the beach...
Forgiveness is like a beach...
Dating is like eating a cake...
Fears are like chocolate...
Redemption is like a camera...
Death is like a party...
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
Friendship is like a violin...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Love is like a book...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Finding a job is like going to the playground...
Life is like a piano...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Having a child is like writing a shopping list...
Dating is like gardening...
Death is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like eating spaghetti...
Wisdom is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like lighting a candle...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Sorrow is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Love is like a camera...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Grief is like a forest...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Forgiveness is like a mountain...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like taking medicine...
Pride is like a lake...
Running for office is like eating cupcakes...
Romance is like a camera...
Learning is like lighting a candle...
Happiness is like a piano...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Wealth is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...
Getting married is like writing a to do list...
The truth is like a movie...
Your ego is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Pleasure is like a good book...
Dying is like doing the shopping...
Sleep is like a summer's day...
Having a child is like eating spaghetti...
Buying a house is like going to the fair...
Victory is like a party...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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