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Random Similes (x 100)

Falling in love is like doing housework...

Crime is like a mountain...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Learning is like opening a window...

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Your pride is like a guitar...

Having a child is like writing a job application...

Your pleasure is like a book...

Running for office is like eating a salad...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Love is like a forest...

Buying a house is like lighting a candle...

Freedom is like a movie...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like going to the playground...

Failure is like a river...

Dating is like doing renovations...

Success is like a picnic in the park...

Having a child is like opening a gate...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Peace is like a lake...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Victory is like an ocean...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Sorrow is like a book...

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Mercy is like a piano...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Dying is like making a cake...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Defeat is like a camera...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dating is like opening a gift...

Courage is like a beautiful song...

Your opinion is like a lake...

Friendship is like a winter's day...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like fixing a computer...

Laughter is like a canvas...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like cooking...

Dying is like tidying your room...

Mercy is like a movie...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like eating a salad...

Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...

The truth is like a beach...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Friendship is like a mountain...

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Justice is like a violin...

Running for office is like opening a window...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Life is like a picnic in the park...

Hope is like a beautiful song...

Victory is like a forest...

Finding a job is like changing your underwear...

Death is like an ocean...

Dying is like taking a bath...

Fears are like chocolate...

Your forgiveness is like a good book...

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Friendship is like a river...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Love is like a canvas...

Life is like a guitar...

Dating is like fixing a computer...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Fear is like a party...

Becoming rich is like brushing your teeth...

Wealth is like a camera...

Death is like a beautiful song...

Running for office is like doing the shopping...

Anxiety is like an autumn day...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Failure is like an ocean...

Learning is like making a salad...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like opening a door...

Dating is like changing a light bulb...

Life is like a lake...

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

Laughter is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

Strength is like a mountain...

Running for office is like fixing the TV...

Finding a job is like doing chores...

Success is like a piano...

Dating is like making a cake...

Despair is like a book...

Learning is like taking out the garbage...

Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

Running for office is like turning on a radio...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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