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Random Similes (x 100)

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Love is like a beautiful melody...

Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

Dying is like lighting a fire...

Learning is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like doing chores...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Dating is like brushing your hair...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like eating a cake...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dying is like writing an I.O.U...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Power is like a beautiful song...

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Poverty is like a picnic at the beach...

Learning is like applying for a job...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like going to the fair...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Sorrow is like a summer's day...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Running for office is like eating a sandwich...

Friendship is like a movie...

The truth is like a lake...

Becoming rich is like opening a gate...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Fear is like a river...

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

Dating is like writing a memo...

Anxiety is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Crime is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Friendship is like a guitar...

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Pleasure is like a camera...

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like opening a door...

Fears are like chocolate...

Time is like a forest...

Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Defeat is like a party...

Becoming rich is like going to the fair...

Forgiveness is like a canvas...

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Success is like a mountain...

Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

Reality is like a multi-choice quiz...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your sorrow is like a beach...

Learning is like eating bread...

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Anger is like a party...

Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...

Forgiveness is like a forest...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Your ego is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like doing the laundry...

Your victory is like an ocean...

Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...

Time is like a piano...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Learning is like making a sandwich...

Having a child is like taking out the garbage...

Dying is like changing a light bulb...

Friendship is like a camera...

Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...

Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...

Pride is like a beautiful melody...

Running for office is like turning on a faucet...

Failure is like a mountain...

Happiness is like a forest...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...

Life is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like eating toast...

Your ego is like a violin...

Dying is like painting...

Defeat is like an ocean...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Love is like a piano...

Running for office is like opening a window...

Reality is like a beach...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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