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Random Similes (x 100)

Fears are like spaghetti...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like brushing your hair...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...

Getting married is like fixing a computer...

Romance is like a violin...

Dating is like opening a door...

Friendship is like a beach...

Having a child is like eating a cake...

Your success is like a forest...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...

Sleep is like a guitar...

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

Your pain is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like going to the playground...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like gardening...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Knowledge is like a camera...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Laughter is like a beach...

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Friendship is like a picnic in the park...

Finding a job is like eating a cake...

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

Buying a house is like writing a to do list...

Happiness is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

Bravery is like an ocean...

Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Pain is like a beach...

Dying is like eating spaghetti...

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Pleasure is like a winter's day...

Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...

Sleep is like a movie...

Dating is like taking a bath...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Strength is like a beautiful song...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

The truth is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like brushing your hair...

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

Buying a house is like opening a gift...

Wisdom is like a mountain...

Dying is like writing a shopping list...

Pride is like a lake...

Your opinion is like an ocean...

Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...

Death is like a camera...

Getting married is like eating toast...

Freedom is like a party...

Love is like a violin...

Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...

Failure is like a guitar...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Bravery is like a picnic in the park...

Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...

Hope is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like eating toast...

Your despair is like a mountain...

Becoming rich is like doing chores...

Your forgiveness is like a camera...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...

Crime is like a river...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

Love is like a beautiful song...

Running for office is like lighting a candle...

Pleasure is like a violin...

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like doing the dishes...

Bravery is like a summer's day...

The truth is like a forest...

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

Defeat is like a movie...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Mercy is like a camera...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...

Luck is like an ocean...

Hate is like a party...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like changing a light bulb...

Wealth is like a book...

Fears are like chocolate...

Your pride is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like opening a letter...

Sleep is like a picnic at the beach...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...

Hope is like a guitar...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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