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Random Similes (x 100)
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Forgiveness is like a camera...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Getting married is like opening a window...
Patriotism is like a forest...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Learning is like gardening...
Freedom is like a multi-choice quiz...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your strength is like a picnic at the beach...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Your ego is like a beautiful melody...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Mercy is like a violin...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Bravery is like a mountain...
Getting married is like writing a memo...
Love is like an ocean...
Dating is like opening a letter...
Patriotism is like a party...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Learning is like making cupcakes...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Having a child is like doing renovations...
Life is like a good book...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Sleep is like a river...
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
Your opinion is like a camera...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Running for office is like gardening...
Your ego is like an ocean...
Happiness is like a bar of soap...
Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
Love is like a piano...
Romance is like a forest...
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Sorrow is like a river...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Knowledge is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...
Crime is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like writing a memo...
Despair is like a picnic at the beach...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Dying is like eating spaghetti...
Poverty is like a book...
Fears are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like lighting a fire...
Sleep is like a guitar...
Becoming rich is like going to the beach...
Death is like a camera...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Your ego is like a movie...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Your wisdom is like a beach...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Fear is like a beautiful melody...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Love is like a river...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Power is like a forest...
Dying is like making cupcakes...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Learning is like writing a memo...
Crime is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...
Anger is like a party...
Falling in love is like going to the fair...
Freedom is like a lake...
Having a child is like doing the dishes...
Friendship is like a camera...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Death is like a picnic at the beach...
Life is like a river...
Dying is like opening a window...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Romance is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Happiness is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like fixing the TV...
Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like going to the fair...
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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