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Finding a job is like opening a gift...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like gardening...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Romance is like a beautiful melody...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...

Laughter is like a picnic at the beach...

Running for office is like making toast...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Learning is like changing a light bulb...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like mowing the lawn...

Success is like a forest...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Dying is like doing chores...

Failure is like a party...

Dating is like opening a gift...

Death is like a movie...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...

Freedom is like a camera...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like eating bread...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Friendship is like a picnic in the park...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Hate is like a canvas...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like going to the fair...

The truth is like a violin...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like turning on a radio...

Love is like a beautiful song...

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

Wisdom is like an autumn day...

Running for office is like writing a memo...

Learning is like making toast...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Friendship is like a river...

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

Bravery is like a guitar...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Redemption is like a lake...

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

Failure is like a beautiful song...

Becoming rich is like doing housework...

Wealth is like a picnic in the park...

Laughter is like a party...

Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Love is like a river...

Dating is like going to the playground...

Mercy is like a multi-choice quiz...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Hate is like a camera...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Anger is like an ocean...

Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...

Your pride is like a lake...

Fears are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Despair is like a beautiful song...

Learning is like taking medicine...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Patriotism is like a party...

Dating is like opening a door...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Strength is like a bar of soap...

Laughter is like a multi-choice quiz...

Buying a house is like going to the playground...

Crime is like a forest...

Falling in love is like applying for a job...

Sleep is like a picnic in the park...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Freedom is like an ocean...

Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...

Pride is like a beautiful song...

Getting married is like making toast...

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Life is like a movie...

Learning is like taking out the garbage...

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

The truth is like a beach...

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...

Forgiveness is like a camera...

Buying a house is like doing chores...

Patriotism is like a piano...

Running for office is like mowing the lawn...

Dying is like making a cake...

Death is like a multi-choice quiz...

Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Finding a job is like brushing your hair...

Sleep is like a party...

Having a child is like lighting a fire...

Poverty is like a beautiful melody...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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