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Random Proverbs (x 50)
There's a time and a place for everything.
There's one born every minute.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Nine tailors make a man.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Live and let live.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Better safe than sorry.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
You are what you eat.
Seek and you shall find.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Misery loves company.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Forewarned is forearmed.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Ignorance is bliss.
Money makes the world go round.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Make hay while the sun shines.
All publicity is good publicity.
Moderation in all things.
Little pitchers have big ears.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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