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Random Proverbs (x 50)
Count your blessings.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Cheats never prosper.
You are never too old to learn.
It goes without saying.
For everything there is a season.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Speak as you find.
Another day, another dollar.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
The more the merrier.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Variety is the spice of life.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Once a thief, always a thief.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Live and let live.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
A thing begun is half done.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
A good man is hard to find.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Shrouds have no pockets.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Learn to walk before you run.
Nine tailors make a man.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Put your best foot forward.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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