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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Any port in a storm.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Life begins at forty.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Handsome is as handsome does.
A good man is hard to find.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
God helps those who help themselves.
Time is money.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Cheats never prosper.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
No rest for the wicked.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Manners maketh the man.

Any port in a storm.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Life begins at forty.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

Handsome is as handsome does.

A good man is hard to find.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

God helps those who help themselves.

Time is money.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.