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Random Proverbs (x 20)

An man's home is his castle.
Every dog has its day.
Business before pleasure.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Once bitten, twice shy.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Silence is golden.
Any port in a storm.
You are never too old to learn.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
First come, first served.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
April showers bring forth May flowers.

An man's home is his castle.

Every dog has its day.

Business before pleasure.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Once bitten, twice shy.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

The bread always falls buttered side down.