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Random Proverbs (x 20)

A cat has nine lives.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
History repeats itself.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
One good deed deserves another.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Silence construes consent.
No man can serve two masters.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
More haste, less speed.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
The customer is always right.
Like father, like son.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

A cat has nine lives.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

History repeats itself.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

One good deed deserves another.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Silence construes consent.

No man can serve two masters.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.