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Random Proverbs (x 20)

All good things come to those that wait.
Everyone has their price.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Little pitchers have big ears.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
It's all grist to the mill.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Time is a great healer.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Never speak ill of the dead.
It's better to give than to receive.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Learn to walk before you run.
East, west, home's best.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Into every life a little rain must fall.

All good things come to those that wait.

Everyone has their price.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Little pitchers have big ears.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

It's all grist to the mill.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Time is a great healer.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.