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Random Proverbs (x 20)

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
The wages of sin is death.
The truth will out.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Shrouds have no pockets.
A cat has nine lives.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Quid pro quo.
Patience is a virtue.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Actions speak louder than words.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
No rest for the wicked.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
A watched pot never boils.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
The customer is always right.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

The wages of sin is death.

The truth will out.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

Shrouds have no pockets.

A cat has nine lives.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Quid pro quo.

Patience is a virtue.