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Random Proverbs (x 20)

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
For everything there is a season.
A watched pot never boils.
Variety is the spice of life.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Silence construes consent.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Business before pleasure.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Flattery will get you nowhere.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

For everything there is a season.

A watched pot never boils.

Variety is the spice of life.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.