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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Let bygones be bygones.
One hand washes the other.
There's safety in numbers.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Truth will out.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Less is more.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
A cat has nine lives.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
The wages of sin is death.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Let bygones be bygones.

One hand washes the other.

There's safety in numbers.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Truth will out.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Less is more.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.