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Random Proverbs (x 20)

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Give the Devil his due.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Pearls of wisdom.
A fish always rots from the head.
It's the singer not the song.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
It goes without saying.
Tomorrow is another day.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

The best is the enemy of the good.

Give the Devil his due.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Pearls of wisdom.

A fish always rots from the head.