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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Good things come in small packages.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Only fools and horses work.
Silence construes consent.
Manners maketh the man.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Money makes the world go round.
All roads lead to Rome.

Good things come in small packages.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.