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Random Proverbs (x 20)

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Only fools and horses work.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
It ain't over, till it's over.
East is east, and west is west.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Fight the good fight.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Keep your powder dry.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Like father, like son.
A man is known by his friends.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Only fools and horses work.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

It ain't over, till it's over.