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Random Proverbs (x 20)

To every thing there is a season.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Less said, soon mended.
Money talks.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
God helps those who help themselves.
The Devil looks after his own.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
What goes up must come down.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

To every thing there is a season.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Less said, soon mended.

Money talks.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.