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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Tomorrow is another day.
Look before you leap.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Man does not live by bread alone.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Virtue is its own reward.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Never speak ill of the dead.
It never rains but it pours.
There's an exception to every rule.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Better safe than sorry.
It's the singer not the song.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Beat swords into ploughshares.

Tomorrow is another day.

Look before you leap.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

Man does not live by bread alone.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

Virtue is its own reward.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Never speak ill of the dead.

It never rains but it pours.