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Random Proverbs (x 100)
There but for the grace of God, go I.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Horses for courses.
Patience is a virtue.
All that glitters is not gold.
Get out while the getting is good.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Bad money drives out good.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Another day, another dollar.
It ain't over, till it's over.
The pen is mightier than sword.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
A fish always rots from the head.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Moderation in all things.
Keep your chin up.
All you need is love.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Love is blind.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Make love not war.
Bad news travels fast.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
All good things come to those that wait.
Every stick has two ends.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Live and let live.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
No news is good news.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Time is money.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Better safe than sorry.
Once a thief, always a thief.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Fortune favours the brave.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
The best things in life are free.
The show must go on.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
The exception which proves the rule.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Birds of a feather flock together.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Only fools and horses work.
If you can't be good, be careful.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Always put your best foot forward.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Charity begins at home.
There's an exception to every rule.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
There's one born every minute.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
A bad penny always turns up.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
You reap what you sow.
Each to their own.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Slow and steady wins the race.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Let the buyer beware.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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