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The wages of sin is death.
You can't always get what you want.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Still waters run deep.
Pearls of wisdom.
Time is a great healer.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Money talks.
Each to their own.
Revenge is sweet.
It ain't over, till it's over.
You can have too much of a good thing.
In the midst of life we are in death.
The best defence is a good offence.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Make haste slowly.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Everyone has their price.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
A picture paints a thousand words.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Time flies.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
You can't make bricks without straw.
The end justifies the means.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Pride comes before a fall.
The exception which proves the rule.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Speak as you find.
The show must go on.
An army marches on its stomach.
Let bygones be bygones.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Good things come to those who wait.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
It takes two to tango.
You win some, you lose some.
Seek and you shall find.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Great minds think alike.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Share and share alike.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Another day, another dollar.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
One good deed deserves another.
Dead men tell no tales.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
A good man is hard to find.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Put your best foot forward.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Variety is the spice of life.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Silence construes consent.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
There are two sides to every question.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Live and let live.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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