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There are two sides to every question.
Wonders will never cease.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Truth will out.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
First come, first served.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
No man can serve two masters.
All roads lead to Rome.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Like father, like son.
Actions speak louder than words.
Silence construes consent.
Another day, another dollar.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Love makes the world go round.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
A fish always rots from the head.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
It takes two to tango.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
The exception which proves the rule.
Tomorrow is another day.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Keep your powder dry.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
No news is good news.
A person is known by the company they keep.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Get out while the getting is good.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Accidents will happen.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
A man is known by his friends.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Ignorance is bliss.
All publicity is good publicity.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Life begins at forty.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
A cat has nine lives.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Fight fire with fire.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Manners maketh the man.
It's better to give than to receive.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A watched pot never boils.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Two heads are better than one.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
The age of miracles is past.
Nothing succeeds like success.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Time is money.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Shrouds have no pockets.
The truth will out.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
A thing begun is half done.
The best-laid plans go astray.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
You can't always get what you want.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
No rest for the wicked.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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