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The Devil has all the best tunes.
For everything there is a season.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
A man is known by his friends.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Let bygones be bygones.
One good deed deserves another.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Learn to walk before you run.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Crime doesn't pay.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
An man's home is his castle.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Patience is a virtue.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Nine tailors make a man.
Only the good die young.
Oil and water don't mix.
Manners maketh the man.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Money talks.
It goes without saying.
Many hands make light work.
Forgive and forget.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
What goes up must come down.
Another day, another dollar.
Love will find a way.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Any port in a storm.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
What goes around comes around.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
A watched pot never boils.
Laughter is the best medicine.
A word to the wise is enough.
One hand washes the other.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Practice makes perfect.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Good fences make good neighbours.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Persuasion is better than force.
Love is blind.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Variety is the spice of life.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Marriages are made in heaven.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
There's a time and a place for everything.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Waste not, want not.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
There's no smoke without fire.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Beware the Ides of March.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Time is money.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Home is where the heart is.
Talk is cheap.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
You can't always get what you want.
It's never too late to mend.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
You can't make bricks without straw.
A good man is hard to find.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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