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Random Proverbs (x 100)

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Tomorrow is another day.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Life is what you make it.

Moderation in all things.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

For everything there is a season.

If the cap fits, wear it.

All publicity is good publicity.

Might is right.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Make haste slowly.

Crime doesn't pay.

The wages of sin is death.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

You reap what you sow.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

The customer is always right.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

It takes one to know one.

A word to the wise is enough.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

All roads lead to Rome.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

What goes up must come down.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

The truth will out.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Wonders will never cease.

There's no time like the present.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Strike while the iron is hot.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Any port in a storm.

A poor worker blames the tools.

The age of miracles is past.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Nine tailors make a man.

Youth is wasted on the young.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Patience is a virtue.

All things must pass.

East, west, home's best.

Get out while the getting is good.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

A person is known by the company they keep.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Everyone has their price.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Every dog has its day.

Laughter is the best medicine.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Another day, another dollar.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

Don't get mad, get even.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Bad money drives out good.

God helps those who help themselves.

Every picture tells a story.

Faith will move mountains.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

All good things come to those that wait.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Make hay while the sun shines.

He who hesitates is lost.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

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An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

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