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Random Proverbs (x 100)
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Don't get mad, get even.
A golden key can open any door.
All things must pass.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Silence construes consent.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't rock the boat.
It's the singer not the song.
Two heads are better than one.
For everything there is a season.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
God helps those who help themselves.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Nothing new under the sun.
Always put your best foot forward.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
You can't win them all.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Even a worm will turn.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Every dog has its day.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Marriages are made in heaven.
While there is life, there is hope.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Revenge is sweet.
Faith will move mountains.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Christmas comes but once a year.
There's a time and a place for everything.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Slow but sure.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
The age of miracles is past.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Another day, another dollar.
No news is good news.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Practice what you preach.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
The Devil looks after his own.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Do as I say, not as I do.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Beauty is only skin deep.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Better safe than sorry.
Give the Devil his due.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
There's one born every minute.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
To the victor go the spoils.
Manners maketh the man.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
What goes around comes around.
To every thing there is a season.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Less said, soon mended.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Seize the day.
There is honour among thieves.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
All you need is love.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Actions speak louder than words.
You are never too old to learn.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Only fools and horses work.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
A thing begun is half done.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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