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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
You can't always get what you want.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
More haste, less speed.
Faith will move mountains.
Easy come, easy go.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Seize the day.
Live and let live.
Bad news travels fast.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
It's the singer not the song.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Better late than never.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Love makes the world go round.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
The exception which proves the rule.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
A leopard can't change its spots.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
All's well that ends well.
Beauty is only skin deep.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
The customer is always right.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Grief divided is made lighter.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Love will find a way.
Money isn't everything.
A house is not a home.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Never go to bed on an argument.
No man can serve two masters.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Charity begins at home.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
No rest for the wicked.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Revenge is sweet.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Knowledge is power.
Slow but sure.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
The best defence is a good offence.
Paddle your own canoe.
Less is more.
All roads lead to Rome.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
It's all grist to the mill.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Truth will out.
Clothes do not make the man.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
You are what you eat.
Appearances can be deceptive.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Everyone has their price.
Might is right.
Moderation in all things.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
History repeats itself.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
The early bird gets the worm.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Horses for courses.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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