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You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
The age of miracles is past.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Christmas comes but once a year.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Wonders will never cease.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Every picture tells a story.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Physician, heal thyself.
The truth will out.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A cat may look at a king.
Attack is the best form of defence.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Hope springs eternal.
Good things come in small packages.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Life is what you make it.
There's no smoke without fire.
Let well alone.
All's fair in love and war.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Keep your chin up.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Dead men tell no tales.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Make haste slowly.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Seeing is believing.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Hide in plain sight.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
You are never too old to learn.
Money makes the world go round.
For everything there is a season.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Seek and you shall find.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
It's better to give than to receive.
Moderation in all things.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
The Devil looks after his own.
Bad news travels fast.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
There's no time like the present.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Every stick has two ends.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
All you need is love.
Persuasion is better than force.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Charity begins at home.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Get out while the getting is good.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Less said, soon mended.
A good man is hard to find.
All's well that ends well.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
A cat has nine lives.
Put your best foot forward.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Easy come, easy go.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Count your blessings.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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