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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Ignorance is bliss.
An army marches on its stomach.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Look before you leap.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Hope springs eternal.
There's no place like home.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
He who hesitates is lost.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
The best defence is a good offence.
Life is what you make it.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Time flies.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
First impressions are the most lasting.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Everyone has their price.
Another day, another dollar.
God helps those who help themselves.
Home is where the heart is.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
The customer is always right.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Don't throw good money after bad.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Put your best foot forward.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
All that glitters is not gold.
There's an exception to every rule.
An man's home is his castle.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Manners maketh the man.
The leopard does not change his spots.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Like father, like son.
All's fair in love and war.
A cat has nine lives.
It goes without saying.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
There's no smoke without fire.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Half a loaf is better than none.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Forgive and forget.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Practice what you preach.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Nine tailors make a man.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
East, west, home's best.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Better late than never.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Give credit where credit is due.
Money is the root of all evil.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Patience is a virtue.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Time is money.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Misery loves company.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Only the good die young.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
No rest for the wicked.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Better safe than sorry.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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