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There is honour among thieves.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
A miss is as good as a mile.
A picture paints a thousand words.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Two heads are better than one.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Easy come, easy go.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Give the Devil his due.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
You are what you eat.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
A fish always rots from the head.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
An army marches on its stomach.
Cheats never prosper.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Clothes do not make the man.
The customer is always right.
The end justifies the means.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
The truth will out.
All you need is love.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Different strokes for different folks.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Let well alone.
You can't win them all.
A watched pot never boils.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
You can't take it with you.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Forgive and forget.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Better late than never.
Better safe than sorry.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Fight the good fight.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
First impressions are the most lasting.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Every stick has two ends.
Horses for courses.
Haste makes waste.
No rest for the wicked.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
There's no time like the present.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
The pen is mightier than sword.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Life is what you make it.
Never speak ill of the dead.
You are never too old to learn.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Pride comes before a fall.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Put your best foot forward.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
What goes around comes around.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A cat may look at a king.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Once bitten, twice shy.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Fight fire with fire.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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