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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Children should be seen and not heard.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Charity begins at home.
Every stick has two ends.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Quid pro quo.
Tomorrow is another day.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Pride comes before a fall.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Let bygones be bygones.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Persuasion is better than force.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Small things amuse small minds.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Live and let live.
Keep your powder dry.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Truth will out.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Each to their own.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
While there is life, there is hope.
It ain't over, till it's over.
A golden key can open any door.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Any port in a storm.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Needs must when the devil drives.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A person is known by the company they keep.
It takes two to tango.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Count your blessings.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Manners maketh the man.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Pearls of wisdom.
The best things in life are free.
No man is an island.
If the cap fits, wear it.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Make haste slowly.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
He who hesitates is lost.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
All's fair in love and war.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Let the buyer beware.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Money makes the world go round.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Money talks.
The exception which proves the rule.
A thing begun is half done.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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