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Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Tomorrow is another day.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Each to their own.
Horses for courses.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
There are two sides to every question.
Moderation in all things.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Nine tailors make a man.
Everyone has their price.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Less said, soon mended.
All you need is love.
All's well that ends well.
Time is money.
Don't shoot the messenger.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Get out while the getting is good.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
No man is an island.
A good man is hard to find.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Live and let live.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Love is blind.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Slow and steady wins the race.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Any port in a storm.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Look before you leap.
Dead men tell no tales.
Nothing new under the sun.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Every picture tells a story.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Stupid is as stupid does.
More haste, less speed.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
No pain, no gain.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Home is where the heart is.
Seek and you shall find.
Cold hands, warm heart.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
A fish always rots from the head.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Only the good die young.
There's one born every minute.
There's no place like home.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Beware the Ides of March.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
It's better to give than to receive.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Pearls of wisdom.
First impressions are the most lasting.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Don't rock the boat.
The exception which proves the rule.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Count your blessings.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Many hands make light work.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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