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The Devil makes work for idle hands.
A poor worker blames the tools.
It takes one to know one.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Nothing succeeds like success.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Tomorrow is another day.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
The best things in life are free.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
It ain't over, till it's over.
It never rains but it pours.
Walls have ears.
There's an exception to every rule.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
The more the merrier.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Share and share alike.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
No news is good news.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
What goes up must come down.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Stupid is as stupid does.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Make love not war.
What goes around comes around.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Fortune favours the brave.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Love makes the world go round.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Live and let live.
Might is right.
Time flies.
Money isn't everything.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Money talks.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
It's better to give than to receive.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Crime doesn't pay.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Another day, another dollar.
Live and learn.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Once a thief, always a thief.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Different strokes for different folks.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
When one door shuts, another opens.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Strike while the iron is hot.
The bigger, the better.
First things first.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Clothes do not make the man.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
To every thing there is a season.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
He who hesitates is lost.
Marriages are made in heaven.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Forgive and forget.
Love is blind.
You win some, you lose some.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Ignorance is bliss.
Quid pro quo.
Seize the day.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
A word to the wise is enough.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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