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Random Proverbs (x 100)
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Make love not war.
Youth is wasted on the young.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
All roads lead to Rome.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Good things come in small packages.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
A watched pot never boils.
Slow but sure.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Make haste slowly.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Blood is thicker than water.
Cold hands, warm heart.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Accidents will happen.
Silence is golden.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Variety is the spice of life.
It's all grist to the mill.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Big fish eat little fish.
Wonders will never cease.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Even a worm will turn.
Patience is a virtue.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Attack is the best form of defence.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Truth will out.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
The Devil looks after his own.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Seeing is believing.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Do as I say, not as I do.
First impressions are the most lasting.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Practice makes perfect.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Dead men tell no tales.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Quid pro quo.
Hide in plain sight.
The best defence is a good offence.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Tomorrow is another day.
Love is blind.
Time is a great healer.
Cheats never prosper.
A miss is as good as a mile.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Horses for courses.
Tomorrow never comes.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The early bird gets the worm.
You can't win them all.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Time and tide wait for no one.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
The age of miracles is past.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Time will tell.
Time is money.
Persuasion is better than force.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Get out while the getting is good.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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