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Random Proverbs (x 100)

If the cap fits, wear it.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Cheats never prosper.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

A cat has nine lives.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

First come, first served.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

One good deed deserves another.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Appearances can be deceptive.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Better safe than sorry.

All good things come to those that wait.

Needs must when the devil drives.

There's no fool like an old fool.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

All that glitters is not gold.

East, west, home's best.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

All things must pass.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

The Devil is in the details.

What goes around comes around.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Practice makes perfect.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

Don't change horses in midstream.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Another day, another dollar.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Never give a sucker an even break.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Physician, heal thyself.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Oil and water don't mix.

The end justifies the means.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

The Devil looks after his own.

Good fences make good neighbours.

Slow but sure.

The pen is mightier than sword.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

He who hesitates is lost.

Make haste slowly.

You reap what you sow.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

Waste not, want not.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Look before you leap.

While there is life, there is hope.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Clothes do not make the man.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

Haste makes waste.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

Still waters run deep.

Quid pro quo.

For everything there is a season.

Nothing succeeds like success.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Knowledge is power.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Money makes the world go round.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Money talks.

Shrouds have no pockets.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

The best-laid plans go astray.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

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