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Like father, like son.
All good things must come to an end.
Ignorance is bliss.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Virtue is its own reward.
Might is right.
Quid pro quo.
Nine tailors make a man.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Every dog has its day.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Third time lucky.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
History repeats itself.
There is no accounting for tastes.
A bad penny always turns up.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
A cat may look at a king.
An army marches on its stomach.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Time is a great healer.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
A house is not a home.
Manners maketh the man.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Knowledge is power.
Shrouds have no pockets.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Strike while the iron is hot.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
There's no smoke without fire.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Two heads are better than one.
The early bird gets the worm.
Grief divided is made lighter.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Small things amuse small minds.
He who hesitates is lost.
A new broom sweeps clean.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
It never rains but it pours.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
It's the singer not the song.
Let well alone.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Give the Devil his due.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Money talks.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
All's well that ends well.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Time is money.
The Devil is in the details.
Persuasion is better than force.
No man can serve two masters.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Learn to walk before you run.
Slow and steady wins the race.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Still waters run deep.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Good talk saves the food.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
No pain, no gain.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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