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Faith will move mountains.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Life is what you make it.
Nine tailors make a man.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Always put your best foot forward.
Accidents will happen.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Grief divided is made lighter.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Another day, another dollar.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Let bygones be bygones.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Patience is a virtue.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Blood is thicker than water.
There's no smoke without fire.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Waste not, want not.
A watched pot never boils.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
All the world loves a lover.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
It's never too late to mend.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Count your blessings.
Tomorrow never comes.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Less is more.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
All good things must come to an end.
There are two sides to every question.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Good things come in small packages.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
There's no place like home.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
There's an exception to every rule.
Stupid is as stupid does.
No rest for the wicked.
Let the dead bury the dead.
If you build it, they will come.
The more the merrier.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Keep your chin up.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Every stick has two ends.
The age of miracles is past.
Virtue is its own reward.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Share and share alike.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Every dog has its day.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Slow but sure.
Each to their own.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Strike while the iron is hot.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Life begins at forty.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Misery loves company.
If you can't be good, be careful.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Let sleeping dogs lie.

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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