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Random Proverbs (x 100)
The age of miracles is past.
Accidents will happen.
Love makes the world go round.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
No man can serve two masters.
Every stick has two ends.
Beware the Ides of March.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Tomorrow never comes.
Silence construes consent.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Good things come to those who wait.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
No man is an island.
A person is known by the company they keep.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Keep your chin up.
He who hesitates is lost.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Clothes do not make the man.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
An man's home is his castle.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
To the victor go the spoils.
Give the Devil his due.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
There are two sides to every question.
Third time lucky.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Better late than never.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Time flies.
Every picture tells a story.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Go the extra mile.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Pearls of wisdom.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Oil and water don't mix.
Pride comes before a fall.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Don't rock the boat.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
No pain, no gain.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Manners maketh the man.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Different strokes for different folks.
What goes around comes around.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Forgive and forget.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
God helps those who help themselves.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Misery loves company.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Another day, another dollar.
Practice makes perfect.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
The Devil is in the details.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Honesty is the best policy.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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