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A cat may look at a king.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Stupid is as stupid does.
A picture paints a thousand words.
First things first.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
A man is known by his friends.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
An army marches on its stomach.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Give credit where credit is due.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Actions speak louder than words.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
What can't be cured must be endured.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Children and fools tell the truth.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Only fools and horses work.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
It's never too late to mend.
Quid pro quo.
Money is the root of all evil.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Beware the Ides of March.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Seeing is believing.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
First impressions are the most lasting.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Cheats never prosper.
East is east, and west is west.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Seek and you shall find.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
A watched pot never boils.
Children should be seen and not heard.
All that glitters is not gold.
To the victor go the spoils.
Love is blind.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
The age of miracles is past.
Cold hands, warm heart.
All publicity is good publicity.
Don't get mad, get even.
Easy come, easy go.
Count your blessings.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Love makes the world go round.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Persuasion is better than force.
God helps those who help themselves.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
All good things come to those that wait.
History repeats itself.
Money makes the world go round.
Pride comes before a fall.
He who hesitates is lost.
Slow but sure.
Live and let live.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Walls have ears.
Clothes do not make the man.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
You are what you eat.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Let the buyer beware.

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