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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Tomorrow is another day.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Third time lucky.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Good talk saves the food.
All good things come to those that wait.
Knowledge is power.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Might is right.
Time is money.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
A leopard can't change its spots.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
You are what you eat.
Life is what you make it.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Learn to walk before you run.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Give the Devil his due.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Manners maketh the man.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Every dog has its day.
Money is the root of all evil.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Fight the good fight.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Speak as you find.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Home is where the heart is.
Practice makes perfect.
Pearls of wisdom.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
The age of miracles is past.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Keep your powder dry.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Patience is a virtue.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
There is honour among thieves.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Paddle your own canoe.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Beauty is only skin deep.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Two heads are better than one.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Charity begins at home.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Don't rock the boat.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Time is a great healer.
Cold hands, warm heart.
The show must go on.
Easy come, easy go.
It takes two to tango.
Accidents will happen.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Honesty is the best policy.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
A fish always rots from the head.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
A person is known by the company they keep.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Walls have ears.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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