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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Grief divided is made lighter.
No news is good news.
All you need is love.
The best things in life are free.
Might is right.
There's no place like home.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Time will tell.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Forewarned is forearmed.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
The exception which proves the rule.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
A fish always rots from the head.
What goes up must come down.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
All's well that ends well.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Time flies.
The leopard does not change his spots.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Fortune favours the brave.
Silence is golden.
Give credit where credit is due.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
For everything there is a season.
It takes one to know one.
It's all grist to the mill.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
One hand washes the other.
Waste not, want not.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Good things come to those who wait.
Crime doesn't pay.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Count your blessings.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Opposites attract.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Fight fire with fire.
Less said, soon mended.
What goes around comes around.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Even a worm will turn.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Any port in a storm.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
There's no smoke without fire.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Charity begins at home.
Variety is the spice of life.
A word to the wise is enough.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Live and let live.
Pearls of wisdom.
Forgive and forget.
Blood is thicker than water.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Dead men tell no tales.
Keep your powder dry.
No rest for the wicked.
The end justifies the means.
Paddle your own canoe.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
No man can serve two masters.
It never rains but it pours.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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