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Charity begins at home.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Live and learn.
All's well that ends well.
While there is life, there is hope.
No man is an island.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
The show must go on.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Keep your chin up.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Truth will out.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
It takes two to tango.
There is honour among thieves.
Manners maketh the man.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Home is where the heart is.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Keep your powder dry.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
First things first.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Let the dead bury the dead.
No rest for the wicked.
It's better to give than to receive.
Small things amuse small minds.
Bad news travels fast.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Count your blessings.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Walls have ears.
Always put your best foot forward.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Good talk saves the food.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Silence construes consent.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Even a worm will turn.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
There's one born every minute.
The Devil is in the details.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Horses for courses.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
You are never too old to learn.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Give the Devil his due.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Curiosity killed the cat.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Haste makes waste.
Clothes do not make the man.
Beauty is only skin deep.
All publicity is good publicity.
Cheats never prosper.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
You can't take it with you.
What goes around comes around.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
It's never too late to mend.
Ignorance is bliss.
Time is a great healer.
The customer is always right.
Beware the Ides of March.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Blood is thicker than water.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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