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Random Proverbs (x 100)
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Pearls of wisdom.
Tomorrow is another day.
More haste, less speed.
Quid pro quo.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Time and tide wait for no one.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Speak as you find.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Dead men tell no tales.
No man is an island.
The wages of sin is death.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
A golden key can open any door.
If you build it, they will come.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Let the buyer beware.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
It's never too late to mend.
The Devil looks after his own.
Two heads are better than one.
Virtue is its own reward.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Everyone has their price.
Look before you leap.
Many hands make light work.
Make love not war.
Great minds think alike.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
The end justifies the means.
Revenge is sweet.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
A man is known by his friends.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Give the Devil his due.
Horses for courses.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
You can't always get what you want.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Practice what you preach.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Time flies.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Bad money drives out good.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Misery loves company.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
One hand washes the other.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
There is honour among thieves.
Little pitchers have big ears.
You win some, you lose some.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Patience is a virtue.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Go the extra mile.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
All that glitters is not gold.
There's no place like home.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Tomorrow never comes.
Shrouds have no pockets.
A good man is hard to find.
Practice makes perfect.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
All things must pass.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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