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The exception which proves the rule.
Physician, heal thyself.
Nine tailors make a man.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
All you need is love.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
One good deed deserves another.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
It takes two to tango.
Only the good die young.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Share and share alike.
Seize the day.
Third time lucky.
A leopard can't change its spots.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Might is right.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
All's fair in love and war.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Never give a sucker an even break.
You can't always get what you want.
Tomorrow never comes.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Handsome is as handsome does.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Moderation in all things.
Oil and water don't mix.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Knowledge is power.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
There's no place like home.
Fight fire with fire.
No rest for the wicked.
One swallow does not a summer make.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
No news is good news.
Practice makes perfect.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
The Devil is in the details.
Let the dead bury the dead.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
One hand washes the other.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
More haste, less speed.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
The wages of sin is death.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
East, west, home's best.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All roads lead to Rome.
Hide in plain sight.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A word to the wise is enough.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Faith will move mountains.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Cold hands, warm heart.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Persuasion is better than force.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
All the world loves a lover.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Like father, like son.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Beauty is only skin deep.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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