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A new broom sweeps clean.
First come, first served.
Fight fire with fire.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
The Devil is in the details.
Love makes the world go round.
Might is right.
Fortune favours the brave.
East is east, and west is west.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
The wages of sin is death.
Persuasion is better than force.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Always put your best foot forward.
Knowledge is power.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Children and fools tell the truth.
The bigger, the better.
To the victor go the spoils.
There's no place like home.
A person is known by the company they keep.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Oil and water don't mix.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
No man can serve two masters.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Truth is stranger than fiction.
God helps those who help themselves.
Practice what you preach.
Quid pro quo.
You can't always get what you want.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Seize the day.
Honesty is the best policy.
Time will tell.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
All that glitters is not gold.
Better late than never.
There's safety in numbers.
If you build it, they will come.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Give the Devil his due.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
The truth will out.
A picture paints a thousand words.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Forgive and forget.
Less said, soon mended.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Business before pleasure.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
The more the merrier.
Give credit where credit is due.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Go the extra mile.
It's the singer not the song.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Make hay while the sun shines.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Silence is golden.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
The best is the enemy of the good.
You are what you eat.
A watched pot never boils.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
One hand washes the other.
Good things come in small packages.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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