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Variety is the spice of life.
A watched pot never boils.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
No man can serve two masters.
Good things come in small packages.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Like father, like son.
It never rains but it pours.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Nothing new under the sun.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
There's no time like the present.
Time is a great healer.
Many hands make light work.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Christmas comes but once a year.
All roads lead to Rome.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Time will tell.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Time is money.
Third time lucky.
Cheats never prosper.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Faith will move mountains.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Let well alone.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Hope springs eternal.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Hide in plain sight.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Count your blessings.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
It's never too late to mend.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Look before you leap.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
You reap what you sow.
Different strokes for different folks.
First impressions are the most lasting.
All good things must come to an end.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
The truth will out.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Another day, another dollar.
Walls have ears.
Seize the day.
Love is blind.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Learn to walk before you run.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
The best-laid plans go astray.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Better safe than sorry.
Keep your powder dry.
If the cap fits, wear it.
While there is life, there is hope.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Wonders will never cease.
The age of miracles is past.
Virtue is its own reward.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
The early bird gets the worm.
Give the Devil his due.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
There are two sides to every question.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Good things come to those who wait.
Pearls of wisdom.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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