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The Devil looks after his own.
An army marches on its stomach.
Less is more.
A word to the wise is enough.
You win some, you lose some.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
It takes one to know one.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Always put your best foot forward.
No news is good news.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Make haste slowly.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Haste makes waste.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A good man is hard to find.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
The exception which proves the rule.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Practice what you preach.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
The Devil is in the details.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
It never rains but it pours.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Seize the day.
No rest for the wicked.
The show must go on.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
A bad penny always turns up.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Everyone has their price.
Don't rock the boat.
Practice makes perfect.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
The customer is always right.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
No man can serve two masters.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Honesty is the best policy.
There are two sides to every question.
Persuasion is better than force.
He who hesitates is lost.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Seek and you shall find.
Birds of a feather flock together.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Wonders will never cease.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Keep your powder dry.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Clothes do not make the man.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Money talks.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Money is the root of all evil.
What goes up must come down.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
To the victor go the spoils.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
There's no place like home.
The early bird gets the worm.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Only fools and horses work.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
All good things come to those that wait.
Better late than never.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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