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Blessed are the peacemakers.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
All roads lead to Rome.
Better late than never.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Out of sight, out of mind.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Don't get mad, get even.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
He who hesitates is lost.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
There's an exception to every rule.
Less is more.
Great minds think alike.
Bad news travels fast.
The customer is always right.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Good things come in small packages.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Make haste slowly.
The exception which proves the rule.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Don't rock the boat.
Fight the good fight.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Still waters run deep.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
History repeats itself.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
All's fair in love and war.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
There's safety in numbers.
Crime doesn't pay.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Tomorrow never comes.
There's no place like home.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Time flies.
Haste makes waste.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Honesty is the best policy.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
It's never too late to mend.
There's no time like the present.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
The truth will out.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
It's the singer not the song.
A stitch in time saves nine.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Home is where the heart is.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Any port in a storm.
Forgive and forget.
Clothes do not make the man.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
It's better to give than to receive.
Let bygones be bygones.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Charity begins at home.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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