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Random Proverbs (x 100)

Beware the Ides of March.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Home is where the heart is.

Easy come, easy go.

A poor worker blames the tools.

No man is an island.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Patience is a virtue.

You reap what you sow.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

Make love not war.

All publicity is good publicity.

Don't rock the boat.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

A picture paints a thousand words.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

Different strokes for different folks.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Dead men tell no tales.

Good things come to those who wait.

Wonders will never cease.

Walls have ears.

All you need is love.

Any port in a storm.

No rest for the wicked.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

A word to the wise is enough.

Time will tell.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Oil and water don't mix.

All good things must come to an end.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Horses for courses.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

It ain't over, till it's over.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

Money isn't everything.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

Talk is cheap.

Life begins at forty.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

You can have too much of a good thing.

The age of miracles is past.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Bad news travels fast.

Never go to bed on an argument.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

The show must go on.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

There's no time like the present.

Don't get mad, get even.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

The best-laid plans go astray.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

If you can't be good, be careful.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Misery loves company.

Put your best foot forward.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Let well alone.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Learn to walk before you run.

Keep your powder dry.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Fortune favours the brave.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Less is more.

There's no fool like an old fool.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Love makes the world go round.

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