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Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
If the cap fits, wear it.
No man can serve two masters.
Manners maketh the man.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Time will tell.
Time flies.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
First come, first served.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
The exception which proves the rule.
All's fair in love and war.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Home is where the heart is.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Easy come, easy go.
There are two sides to every question.
Don't rock the boat.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Cheats never prosper.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Stupid is as stupid does.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Many hands make light work.
Fight the good fight.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
There is no accounting for tastes.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
East, west, home's best.
Birds of a feather flock together.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
East is east, and west is west.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
The truth will out.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
The wages of sin is death.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
The Devil looks after his own.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Even a worm will turn.
To every thing there is a season.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
No news is good news.
The age of miracles is past.
One hand washes the other.
Don't get mad, get even.
The more the merrier.
Hide in plain sight.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
A cat may look at a king.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
The end justifies the means.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Horses for courses.
Hope springs eternal.
Like father, like son.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Possession is nine points of the law.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Variety is the spice of life.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Faith will move mountains.
Quid pro quo.
There is honour among thieves.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Only the good die young.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Enough is enough.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
One good deed deserves another.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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