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Random Proverbs (x 100)
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Time is money.
Still waters run deep.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Home is where the heart is.
Crime doesn't pay.
What goes around comes around.
A man is known by his friends.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Enough is enough.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Paddle your own canoe.
Love will find a way.
An man's home is his castle.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Life begins at forty.
Learn to walk before you run.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
God helps those who help themselves.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
It ain't over, till it's over.
You can't always get what you want.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Honesty is the best policy.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Hide in plain sight.
Pearls of wisdom.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
A word to the wise is enough.
Slow but sure.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Patience is a virtue.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Bad news travels fast.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Forgive and forget.
Always put your best foot forward.
It's the singer not the song.
Share and share alike.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Fortune favours the brave.
Wonders will never cease.
Physician, heal thyself.
While there is life, there is hope.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
A house is not a home.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Manners maketh the man.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Big fish eat little fish.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Beware the Ides of March.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Easy come, easy go.
Time flies.
Seek and you shall find.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Look before you leap.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Once a thief, always a thief.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
It takes two to tango.
Accidents will happen.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
There are two sides to every question.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Talk is cheap.
Waste not, want not.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Time is a great healer.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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