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Fight fire with fire.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Blood is thicker than water.
There's an exception to every rule.
Count your blessings.
Another day, another dollar.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Might is right.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Children and fools tell the truth.
It's all grist to the mill.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
To every thing there is a season.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Revenge is sweet.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
No rest for the wicked.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
What goes up must come down.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
You are what you eat.
Only the good die young.
All you need is love.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
No pain, no gain.
Keep your chin up.
Everyone has their price.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
All things must pass.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
One good deed deserves another.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Two heads are better than one.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Enough is as good as a feast.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
An army marches on its stomach.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Let the dead bury the dead.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Beware the Ides of March.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Haste makes waste.
While there is life, there is hope.
The customer is always right.
Clothes do not make the man.
Bad news travels fast.
Love is blind.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Great minds think alike.
Ignorance is bliss.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Hide in plain sight.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
If you can't be good, be careful.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Dead men tell no tales.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Every picture tells a story.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
A bad penny always turns up.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Money isn't everything.
All good things come to those that wait.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Go the extra mile.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Time will tell.
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