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One hand washes the other.
Every dog has its day.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Once bitten, twice shy.
The Devil looks after his own.
It's the singer not the song.
Marriages are made in heaven.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Man does not live by bread alone.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
In the midst of life we are in death.
East, west, home's best.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Slow and steady wins the race.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Wonders will never cease.
Shrouds have no pockets.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Less is more.
There's one born every minute.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Fortune favours the brave.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Let well alone.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
Keep your powder dry.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Life is what you make it.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Nothing succeeds like success.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
You can't take it with you.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Even a worm will turn.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
The bigger, the better.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Less said, soon mended.
Tomorrow is another day.
Patience is a virtue.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Speak as you find.
Give the Devil his due.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
An army marches on its stomach.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Crime doesn't pay.
Pride comes before a fall.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Ignorance is bliss.
Cheats never prosper.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Hope springs eternal.
Make love not war.
No man can serve two masters.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Never speak ill of the dead.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Truth will out.
He who hesitates is lost.
What goes up must come down.
Learn to walk before you run.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
To every thing there is a season.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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