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Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Children should be seen and not heard.
You can have too much of a good thing.
If you build it, they will come.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
A leopard can't change its spots.
You can't always get what you want.
You can't win them all.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
To every thing there is a season.
Walls have ears.
Stupid is as stupid does.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Like father, like son.
Slow and steady wins the race.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Don't rock the boat.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
It's better to give than to receive.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Love is blind.
The bigger, the better.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
There's no time like the present.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Make hay while the sun shines.
It's the singer not the song.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
All you need is love.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Better late than never.
An army marches on its stomach.
Every picture tells a story.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
The early bird gets the worm.
For everything there is a season.
The wages of sin is death.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Time will tell.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
The customer is always right.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Cheats never prosper.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Birds of a feather flock together.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
There are two sides to every question.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
East is east, and west is west.
Even a worm will turn.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Time is money.
Horses for courses.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Fortune favours the brave.
Virtue is its own reward.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
One swallow does not a summer make.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Many hands make light work.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
No man can serve two masters.
Crime doesn't pay.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Truth will out.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Laughter is the best medicine.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
The leopard does not change his spots.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Money makes the world go round.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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