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Physician, heal thyself.

Good things come to those who wait.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

All publicity is good publicity.

Practice what you preach.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

Children and fools tell the truth.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

The wages of sin is death.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Paddle your own canoe.

Money makes the world go round.

Blood is thicker than water.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

Good talk saves the food.

A house is not a home.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

All's well that ends well.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

What goes up must come down.

Another day, another dollar.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

There's no smoke without fire.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

Every stick has two ends.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

When one door shuts, another opens.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Give credit where credit is due.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Don't shoot the messenger.

The truth will out.

Let the dead bury the dead.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

Marriages are made in heaven.

Accidents will happen.

Give the Devil his due.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

A poor worker blames the tools.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

One good deed deserves another.

Silence is golden.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

Laughter is the best medicine.

A thing begun is half done.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

Seek and you shall find.

No man is an island.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Dead men tell no tales.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

To every thing there is a season.

Big fish eat little fish.

Cheats never prosper.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Youth is wasted on the young.

All good things come to those that wait.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

Waste not, want not.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

Curiosity killed the cat.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Great minds think alike.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

Persuasion is better than force.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Still waters run deep.

No man can serve two masters.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

More haste, less speed.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Let bygones be bygones.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

While there is life, there is hope.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

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Locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

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