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Random Proverbs (x 100)
There's no place like home.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Good things come in small packages.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Out of sight, out of mind.
A thing begun is half done.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Truth will out.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Live and let live.
Blood is thicker than water.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Fight fire with fire.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
He who hesitates is lost.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
A word to the wise is enough.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
It ain't over, till it's over.
It takes two to tango.
The best defence is a good offence.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
There's no smoke without fire.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
It's all grist to the mill.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
All's fair in love and war.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Variety is the spice of life.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Opposites attract.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
The bigger, the better.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
You can't win them all.
Two heads are better than one.
Home is where the heart is.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Actions speak louder than words.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Stupid is as stupid does.
The more the merrier.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Never go to bed on an argument.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Many hands make light work.
Physician, heal thyself.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
The customer is always right.
Every picture tells a story.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Time and tide wait for no one.
A cat may look at a king.
Money talks.
A good man is hard to find.
One hand washes the other.
No man is an island.
An man's home is his castle.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
To the victor go the spoils.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Handsome is as handsome does.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Horses for courses.
Dead men tell no tales.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
The truth will out.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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