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Random Proverbs (x 100)
You are never too old to learn.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Less said, soon mended.
Home is where the heart is.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Keep your powder dry.
Opposites attract.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
First come, first served.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
All's well that ends well.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
A good man is hard to find.
If you build it, they will come.
It goes without saying.
Manners maketh the man.
He who hesitates is lost.
Speak as you find.
Good things come in small packages.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Only fools and horses work.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Every dog has its day.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Truth will out.
Don't get mad, get even.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The Devil looks after his own.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Little pitchers have big ears.
There's an exception to every rule.
Get out while the getting is good.
Faith will move mountains.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Curiosity killed the cat.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Every picture tells a story.
Let well alone.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Put your best foot forward.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Honesty is the best policy.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
In the midst of life we are in death.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Paddle your own canoe.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Attack is the best form of defence.
There's no smoke without fire.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Love will find a way.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Keep your chin up.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
One hand washes the other.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
You can't make bricks without straw.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Even a worm will turn.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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