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Random Proverbs (x 100)
The customer is always right.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
To the victor go the spoils.
Clothes do not make the man.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Opposites attract.
Another day, another dollar.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
There's a time and a place for everything.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Life is what you make it.
Nine tailors make a man.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Tomorrow is another day.
Practice makes perfect.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
All the world loves a lover.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
A good man is hard to find.
Cold hands, warm heart.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
You win some, you lose some.
Only the good die young.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Wonders will never cease.
God helps those who help themselves.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Money talks.
Crime doesn't pay.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Life begins at forty.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Oil and water don't mix.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
He who hesitates is lost.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
All roads lead to Rome.
Great minds think alike.
Easy come, easy go.
Youth is wasted on the young.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Fight fire with fire.
Practice what you preach.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
More haste, less speed.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Tomorrow never comes.
Money makes the world go round.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Love makes the world go round.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Seek and you shall find.
A leopard can't change its spots.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
It's the singer not the song.
First come, first served.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
The best defence is a good offence.
Let the dead bury the dead.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
History repeats itself.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Once bitten, twice shy.
The exception which proves the rule.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Make love not war.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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