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Man does not live by bread alone.
Hide in plain sight.
Persuasion is better than force.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Nothing succeeds like success.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Give the Devil his due.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
First come, first served.
The leopard does not change his spots.
What goes up must come down.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Keep your chin up.
The early bird gets the worm.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The exception which proves the rule.
There are two sides to every question.
It's better to give than to receive.
Count your blessings.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
He who hesitates is lost.
Quid pro quo.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Practice what you preach.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Appearances can be deceptive.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Every stick has two ends.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Fight the good fight.
Horses for courses.
Get out while the getting is good.
Two heads are better than one.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
A stitch in time saves nine.
You reap what you sow.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Little pitchers have big ears.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Might is right.
What can't be cured must be endured.
It's all grist to the mill.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Revenge is sweet.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Honesty is the best policy.
No man is an island.
Attack is the best form of defence.
To every thing there is a season.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Many hands make light work.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Put your best foot forward.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
All the world loves a lover.
Third time lucky.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
You are what you eat.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
There's a time and a place for everything.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Pearls of wisdom.
Every picture tells a story.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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