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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Do as I say, not as I do.
Misery loves company.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Clothes do not make the man.
No pain, no gain.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Physician, heal thyself.
Quid pro quo.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Persuasion is better than force.
What can't be cured must be endured.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Revenge is sweet.
An army marches on its stomach.
Life is what you make it.
Practice what you preach.
Nine tailors make a man.
Horses for courses.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Learn to walk before you run.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Good talk saves the food.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
The truth will out.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
It never rains but it pours.
Good things come in small packages.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
No man can serve two masters.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Fight fire with fire.
The more the merrier.
Love makes the world go round.
Tomorrow is another day.
It's the singer not the song.
Let bygones be bygones.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Money isn't everything.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
There's no place like home.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Another day, another dollar.
For everything there is a season.
There is honour among thieves.
You reap what you sow.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Haste makes waste.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Better safe than sorry.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Go the extra mile.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Only the good die young.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Small things amuse small minds.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Easy come, easy go.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Bad money drives out good.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
There's safety in numbers.
Big fish eat little fish.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Blood is thicker than water.
All things must pass.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Seeing is believing.
Put your best foot forward.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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