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Random Proverbs (x 100)
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Actions speak louder than words.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
An man's home is his castle.
Strike while the iron is hot.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Only fools and horses work.
Share and share alike.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Beware the Ides of March.
One good deed deserves another.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
To every thing there is a season.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Manners maketh the man.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Might is right.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
The wages of sin is death.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Business before pleasure.
Don't rock the boat.
To the victor go the spoils.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Hide in plain sight.
Honesty is the best policy.
Once bitten, twice shy.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Blood is thicker than water.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Live and let live.
While there is life, there is hope.
Great minds think alike.
He who hesitates is lost.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
All good things must come to an end.
Practice what you preach.
It takes two to tango.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Talk is cheap.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
There are two sides to every question.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Speak as you find.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
In the midst of life we are in death.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Revenge is sweet.
Time flies.
The best things in life are free.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Haste makes waste.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Seek and you shall find.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Variety is the spice of life.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Stupid is as stupid does.
There's no place like home.
Opposites attract.
Even a worm will turn.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Put your best foot forward.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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