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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Love makes the world go round.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Laughter is the best medicine.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Small things amuse small minds.
Silence construes consent.
Good talk saves the food.
The best things in life are free.
Physician, heal thyself.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Persuasion is better than force.
What goes up must come down.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Keep your powder dry.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Birds of a feather flock together.
All you need is love.
A cat may look at a king.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
To the victor go the spoils.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
There is no accounting for tastes.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Practice what you preach.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
You can't always get what you want.
Beggars can't be choosers.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Only the good die young.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Keep your chin up.
It never rains but it pours.
All things must pass.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Needs must when the devil drives.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Life is what you make it.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Third time lucky.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Slow but sure.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Don't change horses in midstream.
There's no time like the present.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
No news is good news.
If you build it, they will come.
No rest for the wicked.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
All's fair in love and war.
All the world loves a lover.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Walls have ears.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
It takes two to tango.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
East, west, home's best.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
You are what you eat.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Let bygones be bygones.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Tomorrow is another day.
An army marches on its stomach.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
God helps those who help themselves.
Less is more.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Great minds think alike.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
There's an exception to every rule.
Life begins at forty.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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