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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
A cat may look at a king.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
One hand washes the other.
Each to their own.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Pearls of wisdom.
Home is where the heart is.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
There are two sides to every question.
Hope springs eternal.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Another day, another dollar.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
What goes around comes around.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Make love not war.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
You can't always get what you want.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
A cat has nine lives.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
A good man is hard to find.
Less is more.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
To every thing there is a season.
What goes up must come down.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
No man can serve two masters.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
It's all grist to the mill.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
The bigger, the better.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
It goes without saying.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Crime doesn't pay.
For everything there is a season.
Any port in a storm.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
You reap what you sow.
There is no accounting for tastes.
All publicity is good publicity.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
All's fair in love and war.
Tomorrow is another day.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Speak as you find.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Let the buyer beware.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Many hands make light work.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Love makes the world go round.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Time will tell.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Live and learn.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Children and fools tell the truth.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Different strokes for different folks.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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