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Random Proverbs (x 100)

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

You reap what you sow.

Laughter is the best medicine.

The exception which proves the rule.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

A good man is hard to find.

Love will find a way.

The best things in life are free.

Less is more.

Opposites attract.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

Many hands make light work.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

Great minds think alike.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

An man's home is his castle.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Wonders will never cease.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

It's the singer not the song.

Ignorance is bliss.

Don't rock the boat.

Forewarned is forearmed.

It's best to be on the safe side.

A dog is a man's best friend.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

First impressions are the most lasting.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

Practice what you preach.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Knowledge is power.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

Only fools and horses work.

What goes around comes around.

A thing begun is half done.

Possession is nine points of the law.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Oil and water don't mix.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Talk is cheap.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Dead men tell no tales.

Make love not war.

Only the good die young.

Physician, heal thyself.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

The Devil looks after his own.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

All's well that ends well.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Keep your powder dry.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Fight fire with fire.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Love is blind.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

Pride comes before a fall.

There's no time like the present.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

You are what you eat.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

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Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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