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Penny wise and pound foolish.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
It's never too late to mend.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
All roads lead to Rome.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Let well alone.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Variety is the spice of life.
Time flies.
No news is good news.
Learn to walk before you run.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Seek and you shall find.
Beauty is only skin deep.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Time will tell.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
The end justifies the means.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Live and learn.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Forgive and forget.
Nothing new under the sun.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Love is blind.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Any port in a storm.
Christmas comes but once a year.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
The Devil is in the details.
Grief divided is made lighter.
A word to the wise is enough.
Wonders will never cease.
There are two sides to every question.
All good things come to those that wait.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Strike while the iron is hot.
The truth will out.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
For everything there is a season.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Less said, soon mended.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Practice makes perfect.
Paddle your own canoe.
Might is right.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
A poor worker blames the tools.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Clothes do not make the man.
All the world loves a lover.
There's one born every minute.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Small things amuse small minds.
Time is money.
Misery loves company.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Oil and water don't mix.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Quid pro quo.
A stitch in time saves nine.
If you build it, they will come.
Do as I say, not as I do.
All you need is love.
Enough is enough.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Never tell tales out of school.
If you can't be good, be careful.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Good talk saves the food.
You can have too much of a good thing.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Two heads are better than one.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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