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Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Tomorrow is another day.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
What goes around comes around.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Life is what you make it.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
A house is not a home.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
The best defence is a good offence.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
A miss is as good as a mile.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Nothing new under the sun.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
There are two sides to every question.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
The customer is always right.
Manners maketh the man.
Money makes the world go round.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Every dog has its day.
Silence is golden.
All good things must come to an end.
A stitch in time saves nine.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Dead men tell no tales.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
An army marches on its stomach.
Faith will move mountains.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
All that glitters is not gold.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
The age of miracles is past.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Honesty is the best policy.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
One hand washes the other.
It's all grist to the mill.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Bad money drives out good.
If you build it, they will come.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Count your blessings.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Give credit where credit is due.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Big fish eat little fish.
Do as I say, not as I do.
The Devil looks after his own.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Oil and water don't mix.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Love will find a way.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
No man is an island.
Forgive and forget.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Time flies.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Knowledge is power.
Good things come to those who wait.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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