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Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
The truth will out.
There is honour among thieves.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Give credit where credit is due.
Fight fire with fire.
The best-laid plans go astray.
God helps those who help themselves.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Enough is as good as a feast.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Clothes do not make the man.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
A golden key can open any door.
You win some, you lose some.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Every dog has its day.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
The age of miracles is past.
Honesty is the best policy.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
A good man is hard to find.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
It never rains but it pours.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Nine tailors make a man.
Give the Devil his due.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Look before you leap.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
All things must pass.
Life is what you make it.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
All you need is love.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Don't get mad, get even.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Oil and water don't mix.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
The best things in life are free.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Blood is thicker than water.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
A watched pot never boils.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Little pitchers have big ears.
East, west, home's best.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
A bad penny always turns up.
Seize the day.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
A man is known by his friends.
It's never too late to mend.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
History repeats itself.
Time is a great healer.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
It ain't over, till it's over.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Persuasion is better than force.
A cat has nine lives.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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