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It's better to wear out, than to rust.
The age of miracles is past.
Beware the Ides of March.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
All you need is love.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
To the victor go the spoils.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
East, west, home's best.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
A bad penny always turns up.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Accidents will happen.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Cheats never prosper.
Dead men tell no tales.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Each to their own.
All good things must come to an end.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Good things come to those who wait.
Tomorrow is another day.
You can't take it with you.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Might is right.
Bad money drives out good.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
The best defence is a good offence.
There's safety in numbers.
Wonders will never cease.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
It takes two to tango.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Give the Devil his due.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Truth will out.
Keep your chin up.
All's well that ends well.
You win some, you lose some.
Horses for courses.
Make love not war.
What goes around comes around.
The customer is always right.
Don't get mad, get even.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
All things must pass.
Let the dead bury the dead.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Time flies.
A leopard can't change its spots.
All that glitters is not gold.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
The end justifies the means.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Nine tailors make a man.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Home is where the heart is.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
He who hesitates is lost.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
The wages of sin is death.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Strike while the iron is hot.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Even a worm will turn.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Everyone has their price.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Moderation in all things.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Speak as you find.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Walls have ears.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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