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Random Proverbs (x 100)
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Waste not, want not.
Less is more.
Business before pleasure.
Another day, another dollar.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Moderation in all things.
Money is the root of all evil.
Give the Devil his due.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
You are never too old to learn.
All you need is love.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
When one door shuts, another opens.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
All publicity is good publicity.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
A golden key can open any door.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
First impressions are the most lasting.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
A cat has nine lives.
No man can serve two masters.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Beware the Ides of March.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Make hay while the sun shines.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Count your blessings.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Two heads are better than one.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Fight the good fight.
Look before you leap.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Seeing is believing.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Practice makes perfect.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Great minds think alike.
Only fools and horses work.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
All's fair in love and war.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Silence is golden.
You reap what you sow.
Never go to bed on an argument.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
All the world loves a lover.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Hope springs eternal.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Everyone has their price.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Seek and you shall find.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Cheats never prosper.
Christmas comes but once a year.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
The truth will out.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Let bygones be bygones.
Go the extra mile.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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