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Bad money drives out good.
No man is an island.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Love is blind.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Truth will out.
Time is money.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
More haste, less speed.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Waste not, want not.
Another day, another dollar.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Fortune favours the brave.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Better safe than sorry.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
All you need is love.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
History repeats itself.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
A stitch in time saves nine.
What goes around comes around.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Go the extra mile.
Stupid is as stupid does.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Oil and water don't mix.
Nothing new under the sun.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Put your best foot forward.
Dead men tell no tales.
It goes without saying.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
There's no fool like an old fool.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Money talks.
Make hay while the sun shines.
There's no smoke without fire.
The bigger, the better.
All good things must come to an end.
Never go to bed on an argument.
All publicity is good publicity.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Don't get mad, get even.
Revenge is sweet.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Good things come in small packages.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Nothing succeeds like success.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Any port in a storm.
Let well alone.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Small things amuse small minds.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Wonders will never cease.
The Devil looks after his own.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Crime doesn't pay.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A good man is hard to find.
Tomorrow never comes.
Two heads are better than one.
There are two sides to every question.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Fight the good fight.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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