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The longest journey starts with a single step.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Each to their own.
It's all grist to the mill.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Great minds think alike.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Many hands make light work.
It's the singer not the song.
Silence construes consent.
Money is the root of all evil.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
All that glitters is not gold.
Still waters run deep.
Count your blessings.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
All's fair in love and war.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Give credit where credit is due.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Let the buyer beware.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Little pitchers have big ears.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Speak as you find.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Pride comes before a fall.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
You reap what you sow.
A golden key can open any door.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
East is east, and west is west.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
All you need is love.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Might is right.
Accidents will happen.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Blood is thicker than water.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Even a worm will turn.
Grief divided is made lighter.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Money isn't everything.
Every picture tells a story.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Only fools and horses work.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Love will find a way.
What goes up must come down.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
One hand washes the other.
Practice what you preach.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Crime doesn't pay.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Misery loves company.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The wages of sin is death.
Practice makes perfect.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Handsome is as handsome does.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Less said, soon mended.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
It goes without saying.
Let well alone.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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