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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Don't get mad, get even.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Honesty is the best policy.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
The best is the enemy of the good.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Small things amuse small minds.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Third time lucky.
Haste makes waste.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Learn to walk before you run.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
You can't always get what you want.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Practice makes perfect.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Talk is cheap.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Live and learn.
The exception which proves the rule.
A thing begun is half done.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Pride comes before a fall.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
The more the merrier.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
It goes without saying.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
The customer is always right.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Enough is enough.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
East is east, and west is west.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Tomorrow never comes.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Birds of a feather flock together.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Better late than never.
Let the buyer beware.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
It's the singer not the song.
You win some, you lose some.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Crime doesn't pay.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Still waters run deep.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Live and let live.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
A cat may look at a king.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
God helps those who help themselves.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Charity begins at home.
No man can serve two masters.
You can't win them all.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
A good man is hard to find.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Appearances can be deceptive.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
You can't make bricks without straw.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Money talks.
There's no place like home.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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