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Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Ignorance is bliss.
He who hesitates is lost.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
There is honour among thieves.
Many hands make light work.
Less said, soon mended.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Money makes the world go round.
Only the good die young.
Don't shoot the messenger.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
East is east, and west is west.
Bad news travels fast.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
There's safety in numbers.
Beauty is only skin deep.
All you need is love.
Money talks.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
God helps those who help themselves.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Good things come in small packages.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Share and share alike.
Cheats never prosper.
Make haste slowly.
You can't always get what you want.
Seeing is believing.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
The wages of sin is death.
Speak as you find.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Money isn't everything.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
A golden key can open any door.
Practice makes perfect.
Marriages are made in heaven.
You are never too old to learn.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Make love not war.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Virtue is its own reward.
First come, first served.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Life is what you make it.
You can't make bricks without straw.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Seize the day.
Never tell tales out of school.
A cat may look at a king.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Slow but sure.
Business before pleasure.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Time flies.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
A house is not a home.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Good talk saves the food.
Tomorrow never comes.
One swallow does not a summer make.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Love will find a way.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
You can't take it with you.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Better safe than sorry.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Nothing succeeds like success.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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