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Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Virtue is its own reward.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Time will tell.
Accidents will happen.
Wonders will never cease.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Two heads are better than one.
The end justifies the means.
Do as I say, not as I do.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Clothes do not make the man.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Quid pro quo.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Love makes the world go round.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Tomorrow is another day.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
No rest for the wicked.
Life begins at forty.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Make love not war.
Practice makes perfect.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Each to their own.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
The Devil looks after his own.
To every thing there is a season.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
You are what you eat.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Less is more.
Time is a great healer.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Bad news travels fast.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Laughter is the best medicine.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Money makes the world go round.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
To the victor go the spoils.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Go the extra mile.
Look before you leap.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
The best defence is a good offence.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Walls have ears.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Out of sight, out of mind.
All good things must come to an end.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Any port in a storm.
All you need is love.
Pride comes before a fall.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
One good deed deserves another.
Don't get mad, get even.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
There are two sides to every question.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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