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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Put your best foot forward.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Home is where the heart is.
All things must pass.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
No rest for the wicked.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Love is blind.
Tomorrow is another day.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
One hand washes the other.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
It never rains but it pours.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Life is what you make it.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
There's no smoke without fire.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Persuasion is better than force.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Fight fire with fire.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
The early bird gets the worm.
Make haste slowly.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
It takes one to know one.
Pearls of wisdom.
Make hay while the sun shines.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Handsome is as handsome does.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Count your blessings.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
It ain't over, till it's over.
You can't win them all.
Learn to walk before you run.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Possession is nine points of the law.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
The age of miracles is past.
Give the Devil his due.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Variety is the spice of life.
You win some, you lose some.
You can't make bricks without straw.
While there is life, there is hope.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Life begins at forty.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Still waters run deep.
Money talks.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Each to their own.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Pride comes before a fall.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Appearances can be deceptive.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Don't rock the boat.
A word to the wise is enough.
Any port in a storm.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Nine tailors make a man.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Money makes the world go round.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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