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Seek and you shall find.
Easy come, easy go.
You can't win them all.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Stupid is as stupid does.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Nothing new under the sun.
There's no fool like an old fool.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Don't shoot the messenger.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Enough is enough.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Ignorance is bliss.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Blood is thicker than water.
A watched pot never boils.
Misery loves company.
Laughter is the best medicine.
There's no time like the present.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Count your blessings.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Speak as you find.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Great minds think alike.
A poor worker blames the tools.
More haste, less speed.
Every stick has two ends.
A word to the wise is enough.
Tomorrow never comes.
Dead men tell no tales.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Time and tide wait for no one.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Clothes do not make the man.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Live and let live.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
You can't always get what you want.
East is east, and west is west.
There are two sides to every question.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Love will find a way.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Even a worm will turn.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Truth will out.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Fight fire with fire.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
All good things must come to an end.
Possession is nine points of the law.
A cat may look at a king.
The early bird gets the worm.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Everyone has their price.
Strike while the iron is hot.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Fight the good fight.
Make love not war.
No news is good news.
It takes one to know one.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Silence is golden.
Revenge is sweet.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
What goes around comes around.
Might is right.
A fish always rots from the head.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Persuasion is better than force.
Learn to walk before you run.
Patience is a virtue.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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