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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
You can't win them all.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
The early bird gets the worm.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Two heads are better than one.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Don't get mad, get even.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Haste makes waste.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Revenge is sweet.
The bigger, the better.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Fight the good fight.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
You can have too much of a good thing.
East is east, and west is west.
Bad news travels fast.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Nothing new under the sun.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
All you need is love.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
The more the merrier.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Physician, heal thyself.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Don't rock the boat.
Home is where the heart is.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Enough is as good as a feast.
One swallow does not a summer make.
If you build it, they will come.
Good things come in small packages.
Truth will out.
One hand washes the other.
Hide in plain sight.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
One good deed deserves another.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Let the buyer beware.
All things must pass.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Third time lucky.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
To the victor go the spoils.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
More haste, less speed.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Slow and steady wins the race.
There's safety in numbers.
Might is right.
The truth will out.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Attack is the best form of defence.
A man is known by his friends.
The customer is always right.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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