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Random Proverbs (x 100)
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Seize the day.
Waste not, want not.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
The customer is always right.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
The best defence is a good offence.
It goes without saying.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Life is what you make it.
Many hands make light work.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Count your blessings.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
There's no place like home.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
While there is life, there is hope.
An man's home is his castle.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Share and share alike.
There's no fool like an old fool.
You can't win them all.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Only the good die young.
If the cap fits, wear it.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Better safe than sorry.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Love will find a way.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
What goes around comes around.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Never tell tales out of school.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Good things come in small packages.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Persuasion is better than force.
No man is an island.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
The wages of sin is death.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
All you need is love.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Let the buyer beware.
Money isn't everything.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Enough is enough.
Variety is the spice of life.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Truth will out.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
There's no smoke without fire.
Fortune favours the brave.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Business before pleasure.
It's all grist to the mill.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
East, west, home's best.
Give credit where credit is due.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The best things in life are free.
Appearances can be deceptive.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Actions speak louder than words.
Faith will move mountains.
He who hesitates is lost.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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