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Random Proverbs (x 100)
You can't always get what you want.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
There's no place like home.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Money is the root of all evil.
Any port in a storm.
Quid pro quo.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
The best things in life are free.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Small things amuse small minds.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Silence construes consent.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
It takes one to know one.
To the victor go the spoils.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Revenge is sweet.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Give the Devil his due.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
You are never too old to learn.
Different strokes for different folks.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
All good things must come to an end.
Manners maketh the man.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Charity begins at home.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
It never rains but it pours.
Great minds think alike.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
More haste, less speed.
Opposites attract.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
While there is life, there is hope.
A thing begun is half done.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
There's safety in numbers.
Persuasion is better than force.
First things first.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
A cat may look at a king.
Less said, soon mended.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
You can't take it with you.
Time will tell.
Two heads are better than one.
Misery loves company.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
First impressions are the most lasting.
The early bird gets the worm.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
If the cap fits, wear it.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Everyone has their price.
Variety is the spice of life.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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