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To every thing there is a season.
Tomorrow never comes.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Wonders will never cease.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Good things come to those who wait.
Persuasion is better than force.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
There are two sides to every question.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Dead men tell no tales.
There's one born every minute.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
An army marches on its stomach.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
There is honour among thieves.
Give the Devil his due.
Let bygones be bygones.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
What goes around comes around.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
No man is an island.
A dog is a man's best friend.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Manners maketh the man.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
A cat has nine lives.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Each to their own.
Paddle your own canoe.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Opposites attract.
Blood is thicker than water.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Might is right.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
All you need is love.
A golden key can open any door.
To the victor go the spoils.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
A thing begun is half done.
Keep your chin up.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
A miss is as good as a mile.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Curiosity killed the cat.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Enough is enough.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Physician, heal thyself.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
No man can serve two masters.
Time will tell.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Go the extra mile.
Out of sight, out of mind.
A fish always rots from the head.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Don't shoot the messenger.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
History repeats itself.
Don't get mad, get even.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A new broom sweeps clean.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Home is where the heart is.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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