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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
The age of miracles is past.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Love makes the world go round.
You can't win them all.
Needs must when the devil drives.
A stitch in time saves nine.
While there is life, there is hope.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Money isn't everything.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Don't get mad, get even.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Let the dead bury the dead.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Seize the day.
Share and share alike.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
No rest for the wicked.
You are what you eat.
The customer is always right.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
God helps those who help themselves.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Appearances can be deceptive.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
It's the singer not the song.
Let well alone.
To every thing there is a season.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Keep your powder dry.
Time is a great healer.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
There's a time and a place for everything.
First things first.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Bad news travels fast.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Make haste slowly.
Look before you leap.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
East, west, home's best.
An man's home is his castle.
Great minds think alike.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Every picture tells a story.
A man is known by his friends.
Beggars can't be choosers.
The bigger, the better.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
All that glitters is not gold.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Make love not war.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
There's no time like the present.
Less said, soon mended.
A bad penny always turns up.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Nothing new under the sun.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Faith will move mountains.
Big fish eat little fish.
Honesty is the best policy.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
It takes two to tango.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Pearls of wisdom.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Practice what you preach.
Tomorrow never comes.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Always put your best foot forward.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Only the good die young.
The show must go on.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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