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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Quid pro quo.
Learn to walk before you run.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Less said, soon mended.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Money makes the world go round.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
The more the merrier.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Good talk saves the food.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Let well alone.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Charity begins at home.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Moderation in all things.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Fight fire with fire.
Revenge is sweet.
For everything there is a season.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Seize the day.
Any port in a storm.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
You are what you eat.
Money talks.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Man does not live by bread alone.
God helps those who help themselves.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Walls have ears.
Speak as you find.
While there is life, there is hope.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
A bad penny always turns up.
Make love not war.
Life begins at forty.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
An army marches on its stomach.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Birds of a feather flock together.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Never speak ill of the dead.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Manners maketh the man.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A person is known by the company they keep.
All good things must come to an end.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
First things first.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Silence is golden.
Home is where the heart is.
The wages of sin is death.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Hide in plain sight.
There's no place like home.
A thing begun is half done.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Cheats never prosper.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
You reap what you sow.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Live and learn.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Better late than never.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
The best-laid plans go astray.
The show must go on.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Actions speak louder than words.
Easy come, easy go.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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