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Bobbie had been waiting for Bobbie-Sue for three hours. She took a sip of her diet Mountain Dew.
When Mary-Beth arrived at her grand opening, Sylvia gasped.
Someone had invited a dog to the funeral. Troy knew what to do.
Ruth was paying. She rubbed her hands together.
For as long as Bartholomew could remember, he'd wanted to be a director.
The wine cellar was ready.
Lauren could tell that Rose was frightening. She opened the door to the lobby.
Ethel opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
Myrtle knew that the monkey was narcissistic.
If the publisher didn't arrive soon, Dwight didn't know what he would do.
Ravarsoomer arose from slumber.
Dan staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Smoke was in the air. Victoria waited.
Lord Inverport was waiting in the attic.
The wolf had escaped. Stella knew exactly what to do.
Raul was in the library. He had a plate in his hand.
Lucille was the best police officer bar none.
As soon as Easter started, Alberto shrugged.
The sound of the squeak toy made Jane hesitant.
Lady Jessie was in one of her moods.
Perry smiled knowingly. It was going to be a special night.
When Donna opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his work.
Bobbie had invited a lion to Christmas. She knew what to do.
There had never been a dentist quite like Calvin Brown, and he knew it.
It was a damp Wednesday morning. Reginald was at the bakery.
Debra felt that the gladiator was intelligent.
Shannon put down the burger carefully.
It was a typical day in the concert. Kelly looked at the time.
Sam had been expecting Jesus for five days. He checked his reflection.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
The music coming from the bedroom made Ann hopeful.
Mary opened the door to the garage. She was afraid of what she would find.
For as long as Georgia could remember, she'd wanted to be an interrogator.
Jimmy felt that Randy was humble.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Thanksgiving. Dolores knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the volcano. Mike stopped and ground his teeth.
If the air traffic controller didn't arrive soon, Bryan didn't know what he would do.
Jesus hoped that the fish was narrow-minded.
Tanya was delighted to be floating.
On Sunday, Cathy made out.
As soon as the wedding started, Clarence shrugged.
Valerie could see that Roberta was flexible. She opened the door to the armory.
Sarah-Jane had never been to the forest. She wanted a drink.
When Mildred arrived at her grand opening, everyone cried.
The outhouse was spotless.
A sense of magic was in the air. Dustin looked at the time.
Pauline had come to Rome alone. She was here to meet the boatbuilder.
Douglas was angry that Keith was coming to Easter.
Gilbert straightened his hair. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Oeg arose from slumber.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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