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For as long as Gloria could remember, she'd wanted to be a game show host.
Daryl shrugged.
When Chester arrived at Thanksgiving, Ralph ignored him.
It was a long way to the volcano. Gilbert stopped and laughed to himself.
When Albert arrived at his funeral, everyone stared in disbelief.
There had never been a radiologist quite like Darlene King, and she knew it.
The dog had escaped. Marc panicked.
Clayton opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he might find.
Duane had come to Beijing alone. He was here to meet the historian.
The music coming from the chapel made Rita hopeful.
It was a chilly Saturday night. Everett took a bite of his hot dog as he led the bartender into the lobby.
As soon as the party started, Rose smiled knowingly.
Matthew hoped that the drummer was completely normal.
Lewis knew that the chimpanzee was persuasive.
Roger fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
If the scout didn't arrive soon, Brenda didn't know what she would do.
It was a dark, moonless night. Bobbi-Jo was at the concert.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
On Friday, Sheila made a movie.
The torturer opened the door, and led Ashley inside.
Bernice put down the chicken wing carefully.
Nicholas was growling. He swallowed nervously.
After spending a night in hospital, Patsy was relieved to see her mother.
Going to the cave was a nice idea. Renee took a bite of her slice of pizza.
It was a typical morning in the theatre. Stanley grimaced.
Hector was in the bomb-shelter. He had a pencil in his hand.
Veirus leaned into the wind.
Marcia enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a momentous night.
When Bobby arrived at Easter, William stared in disbelief.
Nelson felt that Ralph was treacherous.
Eva checked her phone.
"No one will ever know," Eduardo told himself as he waited on the bus.
The sound of dogs barking made Angel want to scream.
Lord Shipgrove was waiting in the kitchen.
Casey had come to Mars prepared. He was here to meet the brewer.
The music coming from the barn made Mathew hopeful.
For as long as Gina could remember, she'd wanted to be a sleuth.
Jon was disappointed that no one was coming to his wedding.
It was a gloomy Thursday night. April was at the train station.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Georgia had invited a spy to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Naomi could see that Bobbie-Sue was a pickpocket. She tried not to smile.
Wesley had been expecting Daryl for hours. He cracked open another beer.
On Tuesday, Ramona made connections.
Dave could see that Randall was delighted. He opened the door to the attic.
Someone had invited a kangaroo to Thanksgiving. Jesus knew what to do.
It was a long way to the gully. Bob stopped and twiddled his thumbs.
Herman opened the door to the living room. He nodded to the air traffic controller.
After spending a night on the street, Arlene was relieved to see her boss.
Alberto knew that the magician was lousy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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