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Sylia Bone-eater raised her shield.
It was a cool Tuesday evening. Audrey was behind the curtains.
On Friday, Sue made it matter.
"Maybe no one will notice," Oscar told himself as he waited behind the wall.
The outhouse was full of smoke.
For as long as Raymond could remember, he'd wanted to be a shepherd.
Lori opened the door to the laundry. She questioned her plan.
Edna hoped that the horse was sweet.
Walter had come to the escape-pod prepared. He was here to meet the ornithologist.
When Mary-Beth opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her book.
It was a clear, bright night. Marcus struggled to breathe as he led the gladiator into the basement.
Hazel had been expecting Melanie for five days. She checked her reflection.
Going to the pond was a terrible idea. Nathan gripped his bouquet.
Carole staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Sheila had invited a koala to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Harvey was paying. He cracked open another beer.
Claire took a bite of her hot dog. It was going to be a tough evening.
There had never been an artist quite like Rodney Hud son, and he knew it.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Clyde hoped that Bob was chummy.
When Tyler arrived at his wedding, Sean welcomed him.
The sound of laughter made Francis angry.
Love was in the air. Georgia looked at the time.
Sweop arose from slumber.
If the guide didn't arrive soon, Manuel didn't know what he would do.
Cody had never been to the waterfall. He checked his watch.
Joan was the best burglar who ever lived.
Hilda opened the door to the barn. She had dreamed of this moment.
Leona put down the pickle slowly.
Charles opened the door to the guest room. He nodded to the magistrate.
Lady Stonefirth was sitting in the wardrobe.
When Tracy arrived at her party, Brenda cried.
When the moon came up, Harold knew it was time to sleep.
It was a clear and cloudless afternoon. Jesus was in the bomb-shelter.
Gene could feel his life slipping away.
Someone had invited a duck to the grand opening. Renee knew what to do.
It started like any other evening in the laundry. Bobbi-Jo took a sip of her rum and coke.
The basement was dark and oddly quiet.
Sherri had been expecting Irene for hours. She lit a cigarette.
Scott had come to the lighthouse prepared. He was here to meet the archaeologist.
Rosa had invited a frog to her wedding. She knew what to do.
Josephine knew that the burglar was silly.
As soon as Christmas started, Andrew enjoyed the feeling of power.
It was a bitterly cold morning. Alice tried to hide as she led the impersonator into the walk-in freezer.
It was a long way to the swamp. Elmer stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
Russell nodded to the DJ.
The smoke coming from the attic made Heidi uneasy.
Lady Eaglewind was in one of her moods.
Brad had never been to the woods. He questioned his plan.
Lance closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a tough day.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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