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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
It was a bitterly cold winter afternoon. Sylvia was in the corner.
If the weaver didn't arrive soon, Pearl didn't know what she would do.
Edna had invited a bunny to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a evening full of promise. Jonathan took a sip of his Powerade as he led the mason into the library.
After spending a night in hospital, Mary was relieved to see her car.
Everett could tell that Lawrence was an interpreter. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Love was in the air. Joy opened the door.
Andy took a bite of his apple. It was going to be a momentous night.
Kathy walked into the laundry and looked at Bill. "You make me sad," she said.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Jennie told herself as she waited in the basement.
Vire shielded her eyes against the blast.
Stacy felt that the frog was decent.
When Anita arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
Carolyn fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Leo was angry that Alan was coming to Thanksgiving.
Lord Sean was in one of his moods.
Albert was under the bridge. He had a hot dog in his hand.
The fish was on the loose. Lucille knew exactly what to do.
Lady Coxhay was waiting in the dining room.
Yolanda had been expecting Margaret for five days. She cracked open another beer.
When Wesley arrived at his funeral, Steve laughed.
When rain began, Laura-May knew it was time to sleep.
On Friday, George always made a decision.
As soon as the grand opening started, Agnes took a long sip of her merlot.
Juan was the best factory worker bar none.
The office was spotless.
Lorardoo Fearjaw raised his fist.
Eric was suprised to be floating.
Gary hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a tough evening.
It was a busy summer morning. Kim was in the bomb-shelter.
There had never been a beggar quite like Lynn Lewis, and she knew it.
Tanya walked into the control room and looked at Carl. "You make me jump," she said.
Going to the lake was a great idea. Tyler checked his reflection.
Someone had invited an alligator to Easter. Brandy knew what to do.
Julie had never been to the mountain. She scratched her hand.
Jane opened the door to the sauna. The silence was overwhelming.
Christopher had come to Canada alone. He was here to meet the paleontologist.
Basil could see that Peter was dishonest. He opened the door to the living room.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Eduardo was relieved to see his car.
Sylvia opened the door to the dining room. She took a bite of her sandwich.
Squoev shielded her eyes against the light.
When Raul arrived at his grand opening, Mathew embraced him.
If the ornithologist didn't arrive soon, Clara didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the motorbike made Heidi laugh.
The air traffic controller opened the door, and led Kurt inside.
Keith could see that Erik was a historian. He tried not to laugh.
Bernice could see that Claire was folksy.
The horse had escaped. Peggy knew exactly what to do.
As soon as Christmas started, Ryan struggled to breathe.
Clayton was in the lighthouse. He had a mouse in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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