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Lynn could tell that Janice was a cosmonaut. She tried not to laugh.
Lewis was delighted to be alone.
Venuirus arose from slumber.
It was a rainy October morning. Gloria was at the football stadium.
The basement was the perfect location.
When Erin opened the door Mrs. Gray son looked up from her book.
Debra could see that the deer was disruptive.
After spending a night on a plane, Gina was relieved to see her wife.
The barber opened the door, and led George inside.
It was a long way to the ocean. Sheila stopped and scratched her hand.
Maria had invited a snake to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The giraffe had escaped. Pamela panicked.
Connie knew that everyone was coming to Easter.
Susan had never been to the cave. She took a sip of her martini.
As soon as the wedding started, Louise crouched and tied her laces.
When Kent arrived at Christmas, everyone booed him.
The sound of the chickens made Eugene angry.
Beatheris shielded his eyes against the blast.
Billy walked into the laundry and looked at Wanda. "You make me feel good," he said.
Going to the bay was a good idea. Armando bit his fingernails.
Jackie was at the bus stop. She had a Jim Beam in her hand.
Katie had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the police officer.
Allison could see that Margie was dramatic. She opened the door to the lounge room.
Someone had invited a beaver to the wedding. Alma knew what to do.
Nicholas hoped that the juggler was neutral.
Vernon fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
On Wednesday, Alberto made it fun.
"You deserve this," Nicole told herself as she waited outside the window.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Tony was at the mall.
Valerie felt that Leona was expedient.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Bak waited for the battle to begin.
When Sandra opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
The police officer opened the door, and led Amber inside.
Ethel was delighted to be alive.
Ramon knew that the monkey was observant.
Gordon could tell that Danny was a scientist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a sad June night. Jordan took a long sip of his Budweiser as he led the mayor into the dining room.
Elizabeth took a bite of her spring-roll. It was going to be a long day.
The armory was ready.
Going to the creek was a good idea. Virginia struggled to breathe.
After spending a night in jail, Jamie was relieved to see his wife.
If the lifeguard didn't arrive soon, Todd didn't know what he would do.
There had never been a chef quite like Carol Brooks, and she knew it.
When Frederick arrived at his funeral, everyone ignored him.
It was a long way to the desert. Nelson stopped and lowered his gaze.
David had been waiting for Lester for five days. He shrugged.
As soon as Christmas started, Janet chewed some gum.
Valerie could feel her heart beating.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ronnie smiled knowingly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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