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George could see that Billy-Bob was a police officer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Henry wanted to be alone.
There had never been a game show host quite like Marlene Lee, and she knew it.
Qinao shielded his eyes against the sun.
It was a snowy spring night. Irene was outside the window.
Stephen had been waiting for Joe for five days. He grimaced.
Nellie opened the door to the kitchen. She chewed some gum.
It was a dark and lonely night. Wilma whistled nonchalantly as she led the sound technician into the cell.
When Manuel arrived at his grand opening, everyone welcomed him.
"Winners don't quit," Arlene told herself as she waited in the hole.
Lord Freinlea was in one of his moods.
When Marc opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Albert was the best clockmaker bar none.
Clayton was in the hair salon. He had a green highlighter in his hand.
If the dancer didn't arrive soon, Nora didn't know what she would do.
Joann was crawling. She twiddled her thumbs.
Kritshoolim arose from slumber.
Edgar could tell that Jared was sentimental. He opened the door to the basement.
Caroline could feel her heart beating.
Eugene was disappointed that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Rosemary had invited an astronaut to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Heather felt that the interrogator was responsible.
Karen fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Erin hoped that the tiger was opinionated.
Lady Alma was waiting in the garage.
Duane hoped that Oscar was aloof.
For as long as Jennie could remember, she'd wanted to be a miner.
Yolanda walked into the guest room and glanced at Lillie. "You make me laugh," she said.
The sound of the motorbike made Nora want to scream.
It was a long way to the beach. Kathryn stopped and took a long sip of her Budweiser.
As soon as Christmas started, Ruth scratched her hand.
It was a gloomy evening. David enjoyed the feeling of power as he led the swineherd into the walk-in freezer.
When Joshua arrived at his funeral, everyone gasped.
The bright light coming from the bathroom made Daisy hopeful.
Someone had invited a puppy to the wedding. Bessie knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a webmaster quite like Josephine Davis, and she knew it.
Duane shrugged. It was going to be a momentous morning.
It was a warm Wednesday morning. Timothy was at the casino.
When Minnie opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his book.
If the painter didn't arrive soon, Teresa didn't know what she would do.
Katrina could see that Brandy was nihilistic. She opened the door to the cell.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Debbie was relieved to see her wife.
It was a typical morning in the aquarium. Shelly ground her teeth.
Jo-Ellen was cycling. She lit a cigarette.
Stacy was behind the tree. She had a credit card in her hand.
Liarp Skykeeper raised his shield.
Lance could tell that Kurt was an interpreter. He tried not to feel intimidated.
"You deserve this," Naomi told herself as she waited in the chapel.
For as long as Leslie could remember, he'd wanted to be a librarian.
Mike put down the chair nervously.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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