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Douglas was worried that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Nathan put down the skateboard nervously.
Someone had invited a chicken to Christmas. Bartholomew knew the fun was about to begin.
Billy could see that Jimmy was brutal. He opened the door to the dining room.
Allison walked into the garage and looked at Stanley. "You make me sad," she said.
Jacqueline could see that Bessie was a cartoonist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
The music coming from the bathroom made Mildred hopeful.
It was a long way to the forest. Alfredo stopped and giggled to himself.
It was a damp evening. Elmer was under the mountain.
Marilyn was the best police officer around.
It was a typical morning in the bakery. Ben took a bite of his slice of pizza.
After spending a night in hell, Cecil was relieved to see his boss.
If the programmer didn't arrive soon, Vanessa didn't know what she would do.
There had never been a historian quite like April Jones, and she knew it.
The laundry was ready.
Byron had come to the North Pole alone. He was here to meet the priest.
Ronald was suprised to be free.
Darryl opened the door to the office. His senses were overwhelmed.
Petaem Worldsign raised his axe.
Sergio knew that Ross was dutiful.
When Bob arrived at his wedding, Kirk cried.
Jon was whispering. He scratched his hand.
Eva buttoned up her jacket.
On Tuesday, Jane always made friends.
As soon as the grand opening started, Wilma took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
Ernei shielded his eyes against the light.
Speura arose from slumber.
When Irma arrived at Christmas, everyone booed her.
The sound of the bagpipes made Cheryl angry.
Timothy had never been to the planet. He ground his teeth.
Oscar could tell that Justin was a researcher. He tried not to laugh.
Virgil could see that Cecil was unsentimental. He opened the door to the waiting room.
Edwin giggled to himself. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Terrance was the best ambassador in town.
For as long as Elmer could remember, he'd wanted to be a biologist.
Jeanne could not feel anything.
It was a tumultuous spring morning. Jeff was under the mountain.
When Francis opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her book.
Kay was at the travel agent. She had a spoon in her hand.
The philanthropist opened the door, and led Rita inside.
Someone had invited a tiger to Thanksgiving. Anita knew it wouldn't end well.
"Dare to dream," Jennie told herself as she waited at the train station.
The seal was on the loose. Kevin knew exactly what to do.
Patricia opened the door to the living room. She smiled knowingly.
Jessica had invited a monkey to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Vickie put down the kebab slowly.
Steven was suprised to be floating.
Jean staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Grerpuerwyn arose from slumber.
Lord Leemagh was in one of his moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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