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Kristen bit her fingernails. It was going to be a tough night.
Nina felt that Diana was romantic.
When the moon came up, Maxine knew it was time to move on.
Terri had been expecting Emily for six hours. She cracked open another beer.
Diane could tell that Veronica was a gondolier. She tried not to worry.
There had never been a lawyer quite like Dorothy Martin, and she knew it.
It started like any other night in the basement. Carl lit a cigarette.
On Sunday, Rick made bread.
For as long as Jesus could remember, he'd wanted to be an archer.
It was a damp evening. Robin was at the pub.
Lucy had invited a terrorist to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Mary-Jo arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
Shirley had come to Cairo alone. She was here to meet the writer.
As soon as the party started, Franklin checked his watch.
Carlos walked into the laundry and glanced at Ricky. "You make me scream," he said.
Howard had never been to the sea. He picked up his key.
When Carol opened the door Mrs. Williams looked up from her work.
Bob staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Dawn could feel her heart beating.
Florence was the best accountant bar none.
Shelly raised her hands.
It was a magical evening. Leon laughed to himself as he led the pianist into the bathroom.
It was a long way to the river. Jeanette stopped and lit a cigarette.
Arnold put down the bagel slowly.
Lady Inverbridge was sitting in the kitchen.
Lady Eleanor was sitting in the garage.
Someone had invited a raccoon to the party. Jack knew it wouldn't end well.
When Carla arrived at Thanksgiving, Thelma booed her.
Herman opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
The noises coming from the living room made Tim hopeful.
"Today is the day," Cassandra told herself as she waited in the shop.
Margaret was glad that everyone was coming to Easter.
Going to the planet was a terrible idea. Alice took a bite of her sandwich.
The octopus had escaped. Barbara panicked.
Joy was under the bridge. She had a wrench in her hand.
Cravea Windteller raised his sword.
On Sunday, Andrea made time.
Eileen could see that Claire was abrasive. She opened the door to the closet.
James opened the door to the armory. He took a long sip of his chocolate milkshake.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
It was a glorious Friday evening. Terri was in the theatre.
It was a typical day in the prison. Anita nodded to the wizard.
After spending a night on a train, Marc was relieved to see his mother.
Louis was suprised to be floating.
As soon as the party started, Vickie took a bite of her icecream.
The sound of the motorbike made Mike want to cry.
Love was in the air. Vincent waited.
Floyd was the best gladiator bar none.
When Vera arrived at Christmas, everyone ignored her.
Yolanda hoped that the lobster was irreligious.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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