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Christine took a bite of her hot dog. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Kroa waited for the battle to begin.
When Diane arrived at Christmas, Toni fainted.
Leroy opened the door to the bedroom. He was afraid of what he might find.
Danielle hoped that Robin was coming to her funeral.
Thomas was the best beggar around.
It was a long way to the peak. Thelma stopped and took a long sip of her merlot.
Laurie could see that Jennie was an engineer. She tried not to smile.
The lobby was a complete mess.
Bernice picked up her key.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Beverly uneasy.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jeff wanted a friend.
Alma could see that the thief was skinny.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Alvin want to scream.
Jorge had never been to the reef. He buttoned up his jacket.
Love was in the air. Erika waited.
After spending a night on a plane, Ron was relieved to see his home.
If the busker didn't arrive soon, Kurt didn't know what he would do.
When Dave arrived at his grand opening, everyone booed him.
Casey could see that Ricky was political. He opened the door to the studio.
For as long as Judith could remember, she'd wanted to be an imam.
Going to the mountain was a great idea. Esther rubbed her hands together.
Brad had invited a sheriff to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Leslie could feel his heart beating.
The jeweler opened the door, and led Tracey inside.
Deanna opened the door to the living room. She took a long sip of her egg nog.
When Travis opened the door Mr. Brown looked up from his work.
Schualim Timefist raised her axe.
Lord Ravenscrag was in one of his moods.
Ted fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Wilma was in the cathedral.
When rain stopped, Dale knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a long way to the beach. Daniel stopped and checked his reflection.
Ralph had been expecting Jared for five hours. He questioned his plan.
Stresteamal arose from slumber.
It was a foggy morning. Keith chuckled to himself as he led the butcher into the laundry.
Christy hoped that the wombat was secure.
Diane opened the door to the armory. The smell was unbearable.
Russell felt that Troy was amoral.
Jon wanted a bratwurst.
Bill put down the croissant slowly.
The bird was on the loose. Mark tried to remain calm.
When Jill arrived at her funeral, everyone rushed to see her.
Smoke was in the air. Bobby smiled knowingly.
Carla could see that Betty was a stonecutter. She tried not to feel intimidated.
On Friday, George always made it right.
Clifton knew that the ninja was intrigued.
Dorothy was at the travel agent. She had a hammer in her hand.
Shawn was the best programmer bar none.
Jacqueline wiped the sweat from her brow. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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