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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
Nina laughed to herself.
Lady Jill was reading in the wardrobe.
When Charlene arrived at her grand opening, Daisy stared in disbelief.
After spending a night on a plane, Rosa was relieved to see her boss.
Dwayne opened the door to the guest room. His senses were overwhelmed.
If the record producer didn't arrive soon, Javier didn't know what he would do.
Kimberly could not hear anything.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Margaret stopped and ground her teeth.
Veronica could see that Dana was a teacher. She tried not to worry.
It was a dark, moonless night. Paula took a sip of her diet Mountain Dew as she led the tax collector into the attic.
Marc walked into the barn and glanced at Danny. "You make me sing," he said.
When Leona arrived at Christmas, Bessie laughed at her.
The basement was a complete mess.
Sue had invited a barber to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Willard put down the croissant carefully.
It was a magical January morning. Micheal was in the hospital.
Miguel opened the door to the kitchen. He wanted a drink.
The sound of the blender made Ron want to scream.
Christopher had come to Australia prepared. He was here to meet the archer.
Joel was angry that Glen was coming to his party.
As soon as the grand opening started, Eric cracked open another beer.
Greg had been expecting Leroy for five hours. He checked his reflection.
Going to the beach was a good idea. Felix nodded to the botanist.
Diane knew that the chef was unpredicatable.
Presaos leaned into the wind.
Deanna could tell that Rita was self-reliant. She opened the door to the bathroom.
For as long as Reginald could remember, he'd wanted to be a baker.
Patsy was the best taxidermist bar none.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the funeral. Lewis knew it wouldn't end well.
Rodney was acting. He chuckled to himself.
It was a long way to the river. Freddie stopped and ground his teeth.
When Heidi arrived at her grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
If the carpenter didn't arrive soon, Marshall didn't know what he would do.
Lori could tell that Juanita was a farmer. She tried not to laugh.
Arnold could feel his heart beating.
Claire was delighted to be alone.
When rain began, Danielle knew it was time to move on.
Joyce opened the door to the cell. The stench was overwhelming.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Kelly hesitant.
"Patience is a virtue," Sue told herself as she waited at the butcher.
Jeffrey opened the door to the classroom. He took a sip of his whiskey.
Barbara had invited an elephant to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Lord Duane was in one of his moods.
Luis was in the prison. He had a pickle in his hand.
Casey was glad that Ruben was coming to his wedding.
Ruth felt that Alicia was formal.
When Alma opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his work.
The seal was on the loose. Wanda panicked.
Russell had been waiting for Perry for four hours. He knew it was too late.
Ronald had come to the submarine alone. He was here to meet the plumber.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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