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Daryl hoped that the puppy was astigmatic.
Stacey fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
After spending a night in jail, Billy was relieved to see his car.
When wolves began to howl, Melvin knew it was time to move on.
On Wednesday, Georgia always made lemonade.
The music coming from the attic made Theodore hopeful.
The tattooist opened the door, and led Marsha inside.
Jose was crying. He took a sip of his Fanta.
The laundry was flooded.
Everett had never been to the waterfall. He knew it was too late.
Smoke was in the air. Lynn smiled knowingly.
Going to the peak was a foolhardy idea. Ruby scratched her hand.
The cheetah was on the loose. Aaron tried to remain calm.
Ruben opened the door to the living room. He could not believe what he saw.
Allan was glad that no one was coming to Christmas.
When Lester arrived at his wedding, everyone welcomed him.
Reginald lit a cigarette. It was going to be a special night.
When Arlene arrived at her funeral, Norma gasped.
If the guard didn't arrive soon, Arthur didn't know what he would do.
Rene buttoned up his jacket.
Jonathan felt that Danny was agonizing.
Someone had invited a zebra to Easter. Felicia knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
It was a cool evening. Kyle shrugged as he led the jailer into the library.
It was a long way to the swamp. Keith stopped and wanted a hot dog.
Liagua waited for the battle to begin.
Mary-Jo had been expecting Bobbi-Jo for four hours. She questioned her plan.
Mattie opened the door to the bathroom. She swallowed nervously.
Ramon had never been to the woods. He buttoned up his jacket.
When the sun rose, Peggy knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a glorious Sunday evening. Rebecca was over the fence.
Roger knew that the octopus was shrewd.
Xiluo shielded her eyes against the sun.
Marie had come to the fairy grotto prepared. She was here to meet the pickpocket.
Wheo Fleshcatcher raised his sword.
Lord Justin was in one of his moods.
On Tuesday, Carrie always made a difference.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Nina want to cry.
It started like any other day in Beijing. Jaime shrugged.
Going to the desert island was a terrible idea. Louis bit his fingernails.
Ramon was the best torturer bar none.
Jim fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Gilbert could see that the knight was puritanical.
Clyde could feel his heart beating.
The goat was on the loose. Kathryn pretended not to notice.
Max had invited a miner to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Lord Invercester was waiting in the waiting room.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jim-Bob looked at the time.
Allison opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
Francisco opened the door to the control room. He took a long sip of his Red Bull.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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