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Going to the hill was a terrible idea. Anna bit her fingernails.
Nancy lowered her gaze.
Nathaniel could see that Philip was distressed. He opened the door to the barn.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Roland was relieved to see his home.
Eliza-Jane was the best shaman around.
Wayne knew that the bird was meddlesome.
Audrey knew that Sue was amazed.
Greg had never been to the river. He chewed his lip.
When Ted opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her work.
Eugene had been waiting for Ricky for days. He crouched and tied his laces.
As soon as the party started, Keith lowered his gaze.
There had never been a criminal quite like Sally Smith, and she knew it.
It was a clear, bright afternoon. Cynthia struggled to breathe as she led the ventriloquist into the sauna.
It was a typical afternoon in France. Sarah-Jane meditated.
Kristina was worried that Erin was coming to Easter.
Rick was delighted to be alive.
Ernest opened the door to the garage. He chewed some gum.
For as long as Ricardo could remember, he'd wanted to be a printer.
The smell coming from the chapel made Jeffrey hopeful.
Louis had invited a dinosaur to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
On Sunday, Keith always made up a story.
It was a long way to the river. Stella stopped and raised her hands.
The hairdresser opened the door, and led Rhonda inside.
Charles walked into the dining room and glanced at Lonnie. "You make me itchy," he said.
The moose had escaped. Eugene tried to remain calm.
Bernard checked his reflection. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
June had come to Spain prepared. She was here to meet the herald.
Claude could see that Jesus was a flight attendant. He tried not to laugh.
Sonia fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Daisy could tell that Vivian was inferior. She opened the door to the laundry.
The sound of the waves made Gary angry.
Rita opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a panda to the grand opening. Janet knew what to do.
Lady Renee was in one of her moods.
Veirelle shielded his eyes against the light.
"All's well that ends well," Joshua told himself as he waited at the concert.
Juan hoped that the clerk was unlucky.
Jacob hoped that Louis was uninhibited.
As soon as the party started, Tonya wanted a kebab.
The cloakroom was deserted.
Rene could see that the duck was terrified.
There had never been a bartender quite like Joann Brooks, and she knew it.
For as long as Jennie could remember, she'd wanted to be a bank robber.
It was a crisp winter afternoon. Alex cracked open another beer as he led the medic into the basement.
Cindy could not hear anything.
Ted opened the door to the barn. He looked at the time.
Yolanda had invited an eagle to her party. She knew what to do.
When Tim arrived at Christmas, Andrew booed him.
Maria staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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