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Matthew hoped that the goldfish was shy.
It was a long way to the pond. Carol stopped and sucked her teeth.
Earl had invited a juggler to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the funeral started, Keith took a sip of his chardonnay.
It was a night full of promise. Sonia was at the train station.
Johnnie put down the candy-bar nervously.
Minnie could see that Amanda was pretentious. She opened the door to the attic.
Max checked his watch.
Allan had come to Spain alone. He was here to meet the dictator.
When Dean opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
Annette was the best chef who ever lived.
Someone had invited a sheep to Christmas. Elsie knew what to do.
Tonya had been expecting Bessie for hours. She hoped for a miracle.
Dorothy was delighted to be alive.
"No one will ever know," Kelly told himself as he waited in the bomb-shelter.
Gene leaned into the wind.
Lady Kingminster was in one of her moods.
Andrea was glad that no one was coming to her wedding.
Harold staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
On Sunday, Ruby always made art.
The wolf was on the loose. Lance panicked.
Eileen felt that the geologist was intent.
Johnny could feel his heart beating.
If the psychiatrist didn't arrive soon, Hilda didn't know what she would do.
There had never been an explorer quite like Joan Tremblay, and she knew it.
When the moon came up, Ron knew it was time to find shelter.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jason was relieved to see his wife.
Lady Wealdford was waiting in the dining room.
It was a hot morning. Olga chewed her lip as she led the editor into the bedroom.
Bradley hoped that the chimpanzee was extreme.
It was a dark and lonely Monday night. Gladys was in the office.
Phillip could tell that Jeff was sensual. He opened the door to the laundry.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Diana looked at the time.
Jose opened the door to the cell. He was afraid of what he would find.
Ashley had never been to the island. She whistled nonchalantly.
It was a long way to the pond. Henry stopped and hoped for a miracle.
Melvin giggled to himself.
For as long as Marcia could remember, she'd wanted to be a gravedigger.
Jessica was in the nuclear power-plant. She had a mouse in her hand.
When Ann opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her work.
Loratshiu shielded his eyes against the light.
Rosa could see that Crystal was a banker. She tried not to smile.
As soon as the wedding started, Frank shrugged.
Doris fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
"Just be yourself," Derek told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
The sound of screaming children made Isaac want to scream.
Madison had been expecting Monica for five days. She crouched and tied her laces.
The terrorist opened the door, and led Melanie inside.
Janet put down the kebab slowly.
Kirk was moving. He rubbed his hands together.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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