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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
If the ventriloquist didn't arrive soon, Jeff didn't know what he would do.
Jenny walked into the stable and glanced at Tommy. "You make me feel bad," she said.
Gladys could see that Mary-Lou was a bureaucrat. She tried not to laugh.
Isaac was leaving. He buttoned up his jacket.
Shelly was the best lumberjack bar none.
"No one will ever know," Alma told herself as she waited in the cafe.
The turtle was on the loose. Ken knew exactly what to do.
It was a crisp afternoon. Clayton was in the clock-tower.
Norman had been expecting Julio for days. He whistled nonchalantly.
After spending a night in the airport, Stacy was relieved to see her father.
As soon as Easter started, Jesus wanted to be alone.
Morris had never been to the river. He hoped for a miracle.
The music coming from the attic made Ernest hopeful.
Patsy knew that the dancer was bitter.
Joired leaned into the wind.
The corridor was a complete mess.
Monica had come to the submarine alone. She was here to meet the firefighter.
Going to the valley was a great idea. Charles looked at the time.
The banker opened the door, and led Madison inside.
Jon was in the kitchen. He had a muffin in his hand.
When Bartholomew arrived at his party, Nicholas booed him.
Roland was angry that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Doris fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Thep Stoneharvest raised her axe.
Holly opened the door to the laundry. She knew it was too late.
Smoke was in the air. Jackie looked at the time.
Someone had invited a puppy to the wedding. Erika knew what to do.
Irene had invited a goose to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Duane opened the door to the office. He was afraid of what he would find.
When wolves began to howl, Derrick knew it was time to move on.
For as long as Don could remember, he'd wanted to be a chief of police.
It was a gloomy evening. Ricardo was at the mall.
It was a long way to the lake. Emily stopped and took a long sip of her martini.
There had never been a geologist quite like Marion Hall, and she knew it.
The crocodile was on the loose. Daryl knew exactly what to do.
When Paula arrived at Easter, Emma gasped.
Lady Inverdale was eating in the garage.
If the butcher didn't arrive soon, Perry didn't know what he would do.
"No one suspects a thing," Sidney told himself as he waited down the well.
Max took a bite of his chicken wing.
When Justin opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her book.
Randall hoped that Floyd was inspired.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Grace want to scream.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Lester smiled knowingly.
Erin had come to China alone. She was here to meet the ambassador.
Morris knew that the private detective was ambitious.
David was suprised to be alone.
Tom put down the burger nervously.
Melvin was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
The mobster opened the door, and led Dustin inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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