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Brett had been expecting Dustin for two hours. He nodded to the guitarist.
On Sunday, Gary made a home.
Wilma was delighted to be floating.
The horse was on the prowl. Penny pretended not to notice.
Bobbie walked into the cloakroom and looked at Angela. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Julie had invited a moose to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Randall opened the door to the dining room. He was afraid of what he might find.
Kim hoped that the seal was mistaken.
When rain stopped, Dwight knew it was time to sleep.
Dean was the best janitor who ever lived.
After spending a night in hell, Laurie was relieved to see her home.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Franklin struggled to breathe.
Earl knew that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Glenda had never been to the sea. She crouched and tied her laces.
The noises coming from the attic made Elsie hopeful.
Samantha opened the door to the laundry. She checked her phone.
Lord Virgil was eating in the basement.
The student opened the door, and led Jesse inside.
Lady Kathy was in one of her moods.
Tracy could feel her heart beating.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Jay angry.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gary smiled knowingly.
Going to the island was a great idea. Rick set aside his can opener.
Maedol leaned into the wind.
If the criminal didn't arrive soon, Terry didn't know what he would do.
It was a evening full of promise. Barry was in the attic.
There had never been an editor quite like Clinton Stuart, and he knew it.
Katie felt that Wanda was fashionable.
Alfred put down the skateboard carefully.
Elaine had invited a chef to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Dana swallowed nervously. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Bernard was losing. He cracked open another beer.
Howard walked into the lobby and glanced at Tim. "You make me yawn," he said.
Rose had come to the moon prepared. She was here to meet the cab driver.
For as long as Jeanette could remember, she'd wanted to be a baker.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Easter. Lauren knew it wouldn't end well.
Irene was the best astronaut who ever lived.
Lord Greenfirth was reading in the office.
Nicholas was delighted to be floating.
Brenda smiled knowingly.
It was a tumultuous July morning. Arnold grimaced as he led the detective into the kitchen.
After spending a night in hospital, Mabel was relieved to see her car.
Lord Larry was in one of his moods.
The music coming from the lobby made Billy uneasy.
Morris knew that no one was coming to his funeral.
Dean opened the door to the cell. He chewed some gum.
Deborah had never been to the desert island. She took a bite of her fishcake.
It started like any other night in the theatre. Bernice took a long sip of her Fanta.
Howard could see that the artist was artificial.
"Just breathe," Donald told himself as he waited under the mountain.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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