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The crocodile was on the loose. Clyde panicked.
It started like any other evening in the office. Jennifer chewed her lip.
On Monday, Diane always made a pillow fort.
Floyd opened the door to the bedroom. He had dreamed of this moment.
Ian opened the door to the pantry. He buttoned up his jacket.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jonathan opened the door.
Eileen had been expecting Pamela for four hours. She raised her hands.
The rat catcher opened the door, and led Peter inside.
Darz shielded his eyes against the light.
The attic was flooded.
Esther could see that Miriam was an accountant. She tried not to laugh.
Holly had invited a lumberjack to her grand opening. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a rainy Saturday evening. Terrance looked at the time as he led the sniper into the kitchen.
If the sleuth didn't arrive soon, Jacqueline didn't know what she would do.
Kurt walked into the bathroom and looked at Erik. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
When Yolanda arrived at her wedding, Glenda laughed.
There had never been an archer quite like Ben Harris, and he knew it.
The sound of the chainsaw made Martha laugh.
It was a snowy May night. Rita was in the cafe.
For as long as Dale could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
Zumed leaned into the wind.
When Peggy opened the door Mr. Stuart looked up from his work.
Christian was listening. He went over the plan.
The bright light coming from the walk-in freezer made Diane uneasy.
Esther bit her fingernails. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Louis was suprised to be alive.
Kimberly could see that Katherine was leisurely. She opened the door to the corridor.
Going to the woods was a terrible idea. Leroy closed his eyes and took a breath.
Ellen opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
Smoke was in the air. Sara waited.
As soon as the grand opening started, Raymond crouched and tied his laces.
It was a long way to the beach. Kelly stopped and took a bite of his icecream.
Lord Ashlow was reading in the control room.
"Time to shine," Alice told herself as she waited in the office.
After spending a night on a train, Clyde was relieved to see his home.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Yvonne was relieved that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Tony had never been to the reef. He grinned.
It was a dull, insipid October night. Ricky was on the shelf.
Eddie had invited a DJ to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Kirk had come to Antarctica alone. He was here to meet the entrepreneur.
Clifford staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Randall was in the cafe. He had a licorice twist in his hand.
On Sunday, Jerry made out.
For as long as Madison could remember, she'd wanted to be a principal.
Someone had invited a llama to Thanksgiving. Shannon knew what to do.
John questioned his plan.
The otter had escaped. Maurice panicked.
Daisy opened the door to the bedroom. She grimaced.
Arlene could not feel anything.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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