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It was a quiet morning down by the river.
"You can do this," Leroy told himself as he waited under the bridge.
It was a long and sleepless night. Gordon was in the lighthouse.
Someone had invited a hedgehog to the wedding. Lillian knew what to do.
Monica felt that Patricia was spontaneous.
The sound of the baby crying made Miriam laugh.
Kristina was the best fashion designer bar none.
Lori had never been to the volcano. She chewed her lip.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Bobbie opened the door.
Darrell was glowing. He nodded to the deputy.
As soon as the party started, Craig took a long sip of his Bud Light.
Ricky opened the door to the dining room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Julian staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
It was a magical winter afternoon. Roberta lowered her gaze as she led the physicist into the dungeon.
Eiloi shielded her eyes against the blast.
Lady Joanne was in one of her moods.
Albert had invited an architect to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The bunny was on the prowl. Scott pretended not to notice.
There had never been a taxi-driver quite like Harry Lewis, and he knew it.
Gilbert walked into the pantry and glanced at Brett. "You make me sweat," he said.
Yexibet leaned into the wind.
It was a typical morning in the bus stop. Alma took a sip of her Gatorade.
On Friday, Bryan always made lemonade.
It was a long way to the lake. Alice stopped and wanted a cigarette.
Heidi had come to Johannesburg alone. She was here to meet the stunt double.
When Peggy arrived at Christmas, Nancy fainted.
Lady Darlene was eating in the attic.
Lady Leecott was in one of her moods.
Bruce took a bite of his hot dog.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Priscilla angry.
When Pedro opened the door Mr. Allen looked up from his work.
Pearl put down the teddy bear carefully.
Dennis had never been to the forest. He shrugged.
Erica opened the door to the conservatory. She checked her watch.
Sergio could feel his life slipping away.
Jeremy was farting. He sucked his teeth.
The smell coming from the garage made Jamie uneasy.
When Melissa arrived at her funeral, Jay laughed at her.
Mike felt that Lloyd was victimized.
Pamela walked into the lounge room and glanced at Brittany. "You make me hot," she said.
Alexander had been waiting for Glen for six hours. He put down his stapler.
Marcus hoped that the hippopotamus was clean.
"Dare to dream," Michele told herself as she waited in the hole.
Nicholas opened the door to the wardrobe. He was afraid of what he might find.
As soon as Christmas started, Carmen took a sip of her piña colada.
It was a foggy June afternoon. Penny was in the basement.
Elaine was at the travel agent. She had a phone in her hand.
After spending a night under a bridge, Cindy was relieved to see her father.
Kelly could see that Adrian was unlovable. He opened the door to the basement.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ronald opened the door.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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