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Maurice could see that Willard was a janitor. He tried not to laugh.
When Joseph arrived at his funeral, Leroy ignored him.
Rachel walked into the bathroom and looked at Seth. "You make me sad," she said.
When the moon came up, Victoria knew it was time to sleep.
Leo opened the door to the dining room. He wanted a cigarette.
When Annette arrived at her grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
After spending a night in hospital, Darren was relieved to see his father.
The smoke coming from the attic made Enrique uneasy.
Allan had come to the palace prepared. He was here to meet the soldier.
Beirl shielded his eyes against the light.
As soon as the wedding started, Randall chewed his lip.
Carolyn straightened her clothes. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Thelma was in the bath. She had a wrench in her hand.
Hilda had invited a gardener to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It started like any other night in the supermarket. Tracy took a bite of her cracker.
If the assassin didn't arrive soon, Tommy didn't know what he would do.
The goldsmith opened the door, and led Naomi inside.
Going to the mountain was a foolhardy idea. Brittany enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Lester could feel his life slipping away.
It was a night full of promise. Carlos was at the concert.
Ethel opened the door to the basement. She could not believe what she saw.
Warren felt that the beautician was hurried.
Lord Petersholme was in one of his moods.
Allison was delighted to be free.
Beth was the best soldier around.
"It has to work," Julio told himself as he waited at the casino.
It was a long way to the lake. Reginald stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
Sherry felt that Lisa was uncaring.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Terry could see that the spider was chummy.
Gwendolyn walked into the attic and glanced at Eleanor. "You make me jump," she said.
When Tim opened the door Mr. Jimén ez looked up from his work.
When rain began, Laurie knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a clear and cloudless winter morning. Christy bit her fingernails as she led the chauffeur into the lobby.
There had never been an astronaut quite like Ramon Washington, and he knew it.
Ramona had been expecting Alma for hours. She nodded to the explorer.
Kevin fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
For as long as Tiffany could remember, she'd wanted to be a watchmaker.
Kenneth had invited a llama to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
The cell was spotless.
Jorge could feel his heart beating.
The smell coming from the living room made Carmen uneasy.
Faerfia arose from slumber.
Lynn had never been to the peak. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
Claire opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She raised her hands.
Gritcho Timesong raised his axe.
On Wednesday, Paula made soup.
It was a wintery evening. Minnie was under the bed.
Someone had invited a beaver to Thanksgiving. Catherine knew what to do.
"No one will ever know," Janet told herself as she waited in the corner.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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