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On Friday, Ramon always made a pie.
Amanda opened the door to the wine cellar. The silence was overwhelming.
Harry could see that the panda was hopeful.
When Rodney arrived at his party, everyone fainted.
Velma walked into the basement and glanced at Everett. "You make me dance," she said.
When Thelma arrived at Christmas, Renee laughed at her.
Ruth had never been to the forest. She rubbed her hands together.
Zachary could tell that Lonnie was dominating. He opened the door to the conservatory.
The dolphin had escaped. Sidney tried to remain calm.
After spending a night under a bridge, Kristina was relieved to see her father.
Vuas Golddevil raised her shield.
There had never been a customs officer quite like Misty King, and she knew it.
Fred enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
The bathroom was covered in blood.
Lady Petersvale was in one of her moods.
Corey hoped that Tony was coming to his grand opening.
"Today is the day," Joann told herself as she waited on the roof.
It was a gloomy afternoon. Jeanne took a bite of her bread-stick as she led the shoemaker into the living room.
It was a bright and starry - Months night. Calvin was around the corner.
Guy had come to Cairo prepared. He was here to meet the teacher.
Melvin had invited a puppy to his party. He knew what to do.
Roy opened the door to the outhouse. He straightened his clothes.
Smoke was in the air. Marian looked at the time.
Lucy felt that Bertha was sanctimonious.
When Willard opened the door Mr. Lewis looked up from his book.
Lady Jennie was sitting in the pantry.
For as long as Carl could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxi-driver.
Johnny was the best entrepreneur around.
Lee put down the doll carefully.
Lorraine had never been to the gully. She buttoned up her jacket.
If the broker didn't arrive soon, June didn't know what she would do.
When Kathryn arrived at Christmas, Amanda cried.
Carole shuddered in anticipation. It was going to be a tough day.
The bright light coming from the garage made Lester uneasy.
It started like any other day in the outhouse. Chester swallowed nervously.
As soon as Easter started, Fernando rubbed his hands together.
Beverly walked into the attic and glanced at Byron. "You make me yawn," she said.
The tiger was on the loose. Ethel panicked.
Going to the waterfall was a terrible idea. Terri laughed to herself.
It was a hot spring afternoon. Raul was at the aquarium.
Isaac had been waiting for Elmer for four hours. He shrugged.
Alicia was on the shelf. She had a flower in her hand.
Vami arose from slumber.
Someone had invited a rabbit to the wedding. Evelyn knew it wouldn't end well.
On Saturday, Ray made a pillow fort.
There had never been a philanthropist quite like Walter Garcia, and he knew it.
Dorothy could see that Sharon was lovable. She opened the door to the laundry.
When rain stopped, Guy knew it was time to move on.
Roberta felt that the sheep was encouraged.
When Madison arrived at her funeral, everyone embraced her.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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