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Mathew was paying. He buttoned up his jacket.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
The smell coming from the dining room made Julie uneasy.
Gail felt that the screenwriter was lying.
Dave staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Kenneth had come to Rome alone. He was here to meet the gravedigger.
After spending a night in jail, Grace was relieved to see her mother.
On Wednesday, Ben made mistakes.
Someone had invited a lion to Easter. Steve knew it wouldn't end well.
Perry had invited a monkey to his party. He knew what to do.
Glenn hoped that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Jerome was the best sheriff who ever lived.
"No one will ever know," Gary told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
Diane could see that Caroline was dreamy. She opened the door to the cell.
When Jimmy opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his work.
The dungeon was spotless.
As soon as the funeral started, Eric buttoned up his jacket.
Going to the cave was a great idea. Vincent scratched his hand.
Lord Leethorpe was waiting in the outhouse.
Adam could tell that Frank was an ornithologist. He tried not to smile.
There had never been a beekeeper quite like Sergio Adams, and he knew it.
Aaron opened the door to the lounge room. He was afraid of what he might find.
The drummer opened the door, and led Patricia inside.
It was a beautiful January evening. Phyllis was in the hospital.
Edith lit a cigarette.
Jose put down the kite slowly.
For as long as Wade could remember, he'd wanted to be a hairdresser.
It was a wild, stormy night. Phillip crouched and tied his laces as he led the wizard into the cell.
Aratchay waited for the battle to begin.
Erica had been expecting Georgia for four days. She raised her hands.
When rain began, Warren knew it was time to run.
Chester was in the bomb-shelter. He had a Guinness in his hand.
When Gertrude arrived at her party, Brittany gasped.
Robin could see that the monkey was noncommittal.
Eroer Soulmore raised her sword.
Vicki had come to Mars prepared. She was here to meet the guru.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Easter. Henry knew it wouldn't end well.
Wendy was whistling. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Jason was relieved to see his boss.
When Bertha arrived at her funeral, everyone booed her.
Megan staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Sarah-Jane was delighted to be free.
Brenda opened the door to the guest room. She sucked her teeth.
The music coming from the bathroom made Theresa hopeful.
Jo-Ellen had never been to the mountain. She shrugged.
Mabel walked into the garage and looked at Ben. "You make me sad," she said.
Darrell was the best historian around.
Tara had invited a meteorologist to her grand opening. She knew what to do.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Penny took a sip of her macchiato.
Monica had been expecting Priscilla for six hours. She knew it was too late.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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