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Andrew knew that the kitten was cynical.
Helen opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
The sound of the chainsaw made Terrance laugh.
Georgia had come to Santa's workshop alone. She was here to meet the criminal.
It started like any other night in Athens. Michael questioned his plan.
When Frances opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
The playwright opened the door, and led Ruth inside.
It was a hot and humid August night. Theresa was on the window sill.
The pig was on the prowl. Holly panicked.
Vicki had invited a rat to her party. She knew what to do.
Ianoeb shielded her eyes against the light.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Shane told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
Geraldine had been expecting Willie for two days. She crouched and tied her laces.
The office was covered in blood.
Sally opened the door to the armory. She chewed some gum.
There had never been an astronaut quite like Elmer Lewis, and he knew it.
On Thursday, Kenneth always made a deal.
Jonathan was the best captain in town.
Joan wanted a cigarette.
Clara walked into the attic and glanced at Peter. "You make me laugh," she said.
Max could see that Andre was leisurely. He opened the door to the cell.
Joanne staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Carole was angry that Roberta was coming to her party.
It was a dull, insipid winter evening. Clifton wiped the sweat from his brow as he led the navigator into the armory.
As soon as Easter started, Hazel buttoned up her jacket.
When Velma arrived at Christmas, everyone rushed to see her.
Melinda could feel her life slipping away.
For as long as Shawn could remember, he'd wanted to be an oracle.
It was a rain-swept - Months morning. Elly-May was at the concert.
John hoped that the graphic artist was demanding.
Clyde opened the door to the dungeon. The stench was unmistakable.
Naeffaes leaned into the wind.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Thelma was delighted to be floating.
Shane put down the apple carefully.
Lady Grace was reading in the chapel.
Bernice was walking. She wanted a hot dog.
When Harvey arrived at Thanksgiving, Jeff fainted.
If the beautician didn't arrive soon, Edward didn't know what he would do.
Jorge hoped that the kitten was discouraging.
It was a typical day in the bedroom. Juan lit a cigarette.
Lance knew that Curtis was frightened.
Lena opened the door to the control room. She ground her teeth.
Rick had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the dentist.
There had never been a police officer quite like Jo Lewis, and she knew it.
"You deserve this," Harry told himself as he waited in the kitchen.
Carmen was the best composer who ever lived.
Dave was at the gate. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Love was in the air. Heidi waited.
For as long as Clifford could remember, he'd wanted to be a mayor.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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