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Jerome hoped that Lester was treacherous.
Patrick hoped that the chimpanzee was thorough.
The studio was full of smoke.
There had never been a spin doctor quite like Randy King, and he knew it.
Someone had invited a crocodile to Thanksgiving. Brent knew what to do.
Dave could see that the tattooist was nosy.
It was a calm, yet eerie summer night. Jesse was at the pub.
Heather was the best biologist in town.
Dennis opened the door to the barn. He was afraid of what he might find.
Going to the reef was a nice idea. Jeffrey shuddered in anticipation.
As soon as the funeral started, Jimmy bit his fingernails.
When Alberto opened the door Mr. Baker looked up from his book.
It was a misty spring afternoon. Margaret nodded to the veterinarian as she led the firefighter into the sauna.
When Juan arrived at his grand opening, everyone ignored him.
Mark had invited a deer to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Becky took a sip of her wine. It was going to be a tough day.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Walter was on the shelf. He had a can opener in his hand.
If the brewer didn't arrive soon, Clyde didn't know what he would do.
Nicholas was suprised to be alone.
Elmer was waiting. He smiled knowingly.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Joann opened the door.
Jill had never been to the valley. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Theresa had been waiting for Nicole for three days. She lit a cigarette.
It started like any other morning in the bomb-shelter. Florence took a bite of her kebab.
The porcupine had escaped. Norma knew exactly what to do.
On Tuesday, Gene made joy.
When Diana arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
The music coming from the wardrobe made Misty hopeful.
Jackie had come to Canada alone. She was here to meet the playwright.
When rain began, Tyrone knew it was time to run.
Someone had invited a rat to Thanksgiving. Andy knew it wouldn't end well.
Iarsiuynn shielded her eyes against the blast.
Lady Judith was eating in the attic.
Lisa could tell that Elly-May was troublesome. She opened the door to the garage.
Snomi arose from slumber.
Mark fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Lucille hoped that Ellen was exciting.
As soon as the party started, Richard checked his phone.
Johnnie knew that Gary was coming to his grand opening.
It was a magical November night. Edward was behind the bikeshed.
Xuolex Moondemon raised her shield.
Joyce could see that the ninja was realistic.
It was a long way to the lake. Jason stopped and took a bite of his fishcake.
The mobster opened the door, and led Ralph inside.
Mario was suprised to be alive.
Bobbie-Sue took a sip of her coffee.
Brandy could tell that Marilyn was a bureaucrat. She tried not to smile.
On Saturday, Clifford made progress.
Lady Langham was in one of her moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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