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Dustin was the best dentist who ever lived.
Velma hoped that Jennifer was mealymouthed.
Zuiwi arose from slumber.
Warren felt that the dietician was absentminded.
Linda opened the door to the basement. The silence was overwhelming.
Jo had invited a bird to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a magical Saturday afternoon. Eleanor was in the supermarket.
Brandine opened the door to the classroom. She hoped for a miracle.
Deanna could see that the crocodile was tearful.
Omathou Soulgrinder raised her axe.
Wade was delighted to be alive.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jerry picked up his knife.
Jesse had never been to the creek. He lit a cigarette.
For as long as Jason could remember, he'd wanted to be a coroner.
Sergio walked into the pantry and looked at Clyde. "You make me dizzy," he said.
Elaine could see that Barbara was a hypnotist. She tried not to smile.
Someone had invited a bird to Easter. Bertha knew it wouldn't end well.
When Jo arrived at Christmas, everyone welcomed her.
The sound of the lawnmower made Marie hesitant.
Susan was travelling. She checked her reflection.
Jeffery had been waiting for Jesus for three hours. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
Melvin tried to hide.
Neil could see that Daniel was decisive. He opened the door to the armory.
If the ninja didn't arrive soon, Joe didn't know what he would do.
After spending a night in the airport, Basil was relieved to see his boss.
Vernon had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the comedian.
It was a night full of promise. Yolanda ground her teeth as she led the criminal into the cell.
Kristina knew that no one was coming to Christmas.
Patricia hoped that Nora was small-thinking.
Dawn wanted to sing. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Keith could not feel anything.
Going to the sea was a good idea. Jeff hoped for a miracle.
There had never been an interrogator quite like Jordan Taylor, and he knew it.
Paula staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
It was a bitter, endless fall night. Perry was in the bushes.
Darrell was in the cafe. He had a stapler in his hand.
Mivo leaned into the wind.
Susan opened the door to the chapel. The silence was overwhelming.
Lady Shelly was waiting in the studio.
The director opened the door, and led Bradley inside.
Edna had invited a panda to her party. She knew what to do.
When Guy arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
The sound of the seagulls made Linda want to cry.
The lobby was spotless.
Someone had invited a kangaroo to the funeral. Donna knew the fun was about to begin.
Sharon hoped that the programmer was empathetic.
Tonya was delighted to be alive.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Johnnie took a bite of his banana.
If the dentist didn't arrive soon, Bryan didn't know what he would do.
When Dora opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her book.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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