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Gary opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Glenn put down the kite carefully.
When Hilda arrived at her grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
After spending a night in jail, Tamara was relieved to see her mother.
Jeanne was suprised to be free.
Ashley was behind the curtains. She had a stapler in her hand.
The smell coming from the cell made Joy hopeful.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Amber angry.
Carole had been expecting Kristen for two hours. She took a long sip of her Fanta.
As soon as Easter started, Rene nodded to the beautician.
Lord Matthew was sitting in the cloakroom.
Brent was farting. He snapped his fingers.
The squirrel was on the loose. Ricky pretended not to notice.
It was a busy afternoon. Miguel checked his reflection as he led the cosmonaut into the laundry.
Kelly was angry that no one was coming to Christmas.
"It's going to be okay," Craig told himself as he waited at the bakery.
Bill could see that David was shallow. He opened the door to the bathroom.
It was a misty Thursday afternoon. Jane was at the casino.
Curmorus Willshaker raised her fist.
When Morris arrived at Thanksgiving, Tonya ignored him.
Hazel fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Jimmie opened the door to the attic. He swallowed nervously.
The teacher opened the door, and led Anna inside.
There had never been a gardener quite like Samantha Stuart, and she knew it.
Smoke was in the air. Russell waited.
It was a long way to the desert island. Marcia stopped and took a bite of her apple.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Ken giggled to himself.
Brittany had never been to the swamp. She cracked open another beer.
Peggy had invited a court jester to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Alexander opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his work.
Louise could see that Gladys was strong-willed.
Cassandra was in the playground. She had a bouquet in her hand.
The smoke coming from the classroom made Janet hopeful.
The sound of hammering made Roland laugh.
As soon as Christmas started, Eduardo closed his eyes and took a breath.
The dungeon was ready.
Mary-Lou had been expecting Patsy for hours. She chewed her lip.
Michael was the best herald bar none.
On Saturday, Kay made changes.
Carrie crouched and tied her laces.
It was a sad Wednesday evening. Tim was in the theatre.
Erika could see that Jean was a marshal. She tried not to worry.
When Ruby arrived at her grand opening, Luis embraced her.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Rick shrugged as he led the lighthouse-keeper into the library.
If the publisher didn't arrive soon, Randall didn't know what he would do.
Darlene hoped that the horse was responsive.
The kitten was on the loose. Joanne tried to remain calm.
When rain began, Debbie knew it was time to move on.
Clifton opened the door to the lobby. He put down his smoothie.
Tim opened the door to the laundry. The smell was overwhelming.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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