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Nathaniel hoped that the tortoise was destructive.
Ted walked into the cell and glanced at Lynn. "You make me laugh," he said.
Ruth went over the plan. It was going to be a tough evening.
On Friday, Earl made an igloo.
Lillian had invited a dictator to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the lake. Carla stopped and laughed to herself.
For as long as Everett could remember, he'd wanted to be a locksmith.
Calvin was suprised to be alive.
There had never been a social worker quite like Gloria Wright, and she knew it.
Noroothas arose from slumber.
Someone had invited a seal to Thanksgiving. Juan knew the fun was about to begin.
Lady Kristin was reading in the armory.
The rat was on the loose. Ann tried to remain calm.
Sylvia had been expecting Thelma for five days. She laughed to herself.
The closet was dark and oddly quiet.
It was a clear night. Lester took a sip of his macchiato as he led the sculptor into the cell.
Bessie put down the teddy bear carefully.
Yvonne staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Christy was the best mason bar none.
It was a typical afternoon in the skateboard park. Leroy took a bite of his icecream.
Isaac could see that Bartholomew was a servant. He tried not to smile.
Norearb Moonskin raised her sword.
When Elly-May arrived at her wedding, everyone welcomed her.
If the astronaut didn't arrive soon, Juanita didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night under a bridge, Ramona was relieved to see her mother.
When rain stopped, Alex knew it was time to run.
Mitchell had never been to the planet. He sucked his teeth.
Carrie opened the door to the bedroom. She grimaced.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Edgar opened the door to the cell. His senses were overwhelmed.
The bright light coming from the lobby made Ralph hopeful.
It was a brilliant afternoon. Jay was in the theatre.
Calvin was coming. He knew it wasn't too late.
A sense of magic was in the air. Steve smiled knowingly.
Cecil was angry that everyone was coming to Christmas.
"This is crazy," Agnes told herself as she waited at the bakery.
The sound of the baby crying made Linda want to cry.
Lord Theodore was in one of his moods.
Lady Betty was waiting in the control room.
On Saturday, Jennifer made a treehouse.
The basement was flooded.
It was a long way to the swamp. Terrance stopped and meditated.
There had never been a herald quite like Cody Williams, and he knew it.
When Tanya arrived at her party, Shelly laughed.
Courtney put down the teddy bear carefully.
Michele felt that the duck was intrigued.
Virgil could feel his heart beating.
As soon as the funeral started, Laura-May went over the plan.
For as long as Edwin could remember, he'd wanted to be a violinist.
Gary felt that the sailor was conformist.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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