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Someone had invited a cow to the grand opening. George knew what to do.
Ken was the best ventriloquist bar none.
There had never been a bodyguard quite like Jenny King, and she knew it.
Rebecca could tell that Rosa was winning. She opened the door to the bedroom.
It was a beautiful summer morning. Carol was at the skateboard park.
The giraffe had escaped. Justin pretended not to notice.
It started like any other afternoon in the butcher. Billy-Bob crouched and tied his laces.
Patha Minddragon raised her axe.
The smell coming from the walk-in freezer made Christian hopeful.
It was a long way to the lake. Earl stopped and enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Herairwyn leaned into the wind.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
On Friday, Marsha made out.
Mathew was believing. He hoped for a miracle.
Wanda opened the door to the dining room. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Julie had been waiting for Lena for four days. She tried to hide.
As soon as the wedding started, Brandy raised her hands.
Smoke was in the air. Tina waited.
Joel put down the skateboard slowly.
When Karen opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her book.
When Lonnie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
Ivan checked his phone.
Dwight hoped that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Sherri fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a typical summer morning. Charlotte took a long sip of her hot chocolate as she led the sleuth into the corridor.
When Judy arrived at her wedding, Debbie booed her.
Kimberly hoped that Megan was persuasive.
"Patience is a virtue," Darren told himself as he waited at the concert.
It was a night full of promise. Derrick was in the deli.
The smell coming from the outhouse made Renee hopeful.
Bru Timerain raised her shield.
The guest room was the perfect location.
The herbalist opened the door, and led Martha inside.
The lamb had escaped. Florence pretended not to notice.
Jeffrey could tell that Guy was a bandit. He tried not to laugh.
Alan could see that the pirate was perceptive.
Lord Bexlea was in one of his moods.
Jeffery opened the door to the dining room. He giggled to himself.
When the moon came up, Earl knew it was time to find shelter.
If the pharmacist didn't arrive soon, Harold didn't know what he would do.
Love was in the air. Bill opened the door.
Elly-May opened the door to the office. The odour was unbearable.
Amanda was the best bricklayer in town.
Elsie could see that Elaine was puritanical. She opened the door to the guest room.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Saroa leaned into the wind.
It was a typical day in the aquarium. Wayne bit his fingernails.
Patricia put down the bratwurst slowly.
Salvador had come to the submarine alone. He was here to meet the actor.
It was a glorious Sunday evening. Thelma was down the well.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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