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The sound of the lawnmower made Jill angry.
When Gilbert arrived at Easter, Sharon rushed to see him.
For as long as Jacqueline could remember, she'd wanted to be a torturer.
The garage was locked.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Edna checked her phone.
"No one will ever know," Marion told herself as she waited under the bridge.
There had never been a florist quite like Yvonne Smith, and she knew it.
Seth could see that Christian was a pharmacist. He tried not to worry.
Courtney was delighted to be alone.
Bonnie opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Ricardo had invited an owl to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
On Friday, Betty always made it matter.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Claire was relieved to see her home.
The barber opened the door, and led Clayton inside.
It was a long way to the lake. Reginald stopped and nodded to the comedian.
When Brenda opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his work.
Terry fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The monkey was on the prowl. Wallace knew exactly what to do.
Debra could see that Madison was nosy. She opened the door to the stable.
Derrick walked into the wardrobe and looked at Wayne. "You make me jump," he said.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the wedding. Tonya knew it wouldn't end well.
Karl hoped for a miracle.
Michael was in the lighthouse. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
When Andrew arrived at Thanksgiving, Douglas stared in disbelief.
Kyle had never been to the valley. He checked his phone.
Marc put down the pickle carefully.
Bob felt that Ralph was repressed.
As soon as Easter started, Ken wiped the sweat from his brow.
Debra was the best governor in town.
Dolores was swimming. She scratched her hand.
Aaron was relieved that no one was coming to his funeral.
Kathleen hoped that the herbalist was well-read.
Justin was delighted to be alone.
Herman opened the door to the waiting room. He was afraid of what he would find.
It was a typical evening in Spain. Natalie sucked her teeth.
It was a dark and lonely September night. Vicki laughed to herself as she led the fashion designer into the walk-in freezer.
Smoke was in the air. Rose opened the door.
The lobby was a complete mess.
Reginald staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Lord Sudford was in one of his moods.
The hippopotamus was on the loose. April pretended not to notice.
When rain began, Frank knew it was time to move on.
Marcus walked into the cell and glanced at Tommy. "You make me shiver," he said.
Melinda could feel her life slipping away.
It was a long way to the hill. Lois stopped and checked her phone.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Bob was relieved to see his mother.
On Wednesday, Ricky always made amends.
Kent tried to hide.
Lorando leaned into the wind.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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