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Andre knew that the fish was admirable.
It was a morning full of promise. Natalie was in the supermarket.
There had never been a choreographer quite like Edward Martin, and he knew it.
Cassandra had invited a coach to her wedding. She knew what to do.
If the dancer didn't arrive soon, Alfred didn't know what he would do.
Meu leaned into the wind.
April had been expecting Gloria for hours. She raised her hands.
Lloyd had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the bank robber.
Maurice opened the door to the bathroom. He gripped his stapler.
Veronica was looking. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When Harold arrived at his party, Yvonne laughed at him.
Lord Carley was reading in the corridor.
Mark took a bite of his muffin.
Jill had never been to the creek. She snapped her fingers.
Sara was in the supermarket. She had a fork in her hand.
Amber walked into the control room and glanced at Andre. "You make me eat," she said.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Steve was relieved to see his wife.
"Winners don't quit," Clinton told himself as he waited at the gate.
Zachary checked his phone. It was going to be a long night.
Bruce was the best sheepshearer who ever lived.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
As soon as the wedding started, Agnes grinned.
When Andrea arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed.
The noises coming from the library made Lillie uneasy.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Seth lowered his gaze.
When wolves began to howl, Shannon knew it was time to find shelter.
The painter opened the door, and led Clayton inside.
Someone had invited a moose to Christmas. Claude knew what to do.
If the customs officer didn't arrive soon, Felicia didn't know what she would do.
It was a cool August afternoon. Gwendolyn was behind the bikeshed.
Ronnie was suprised to be floating.
The chicken was on the prowl. Michelle pretended not to notice.
Douglas put down the fishcake slowly.
Henry staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Chog shielded her eyes against the light.
Ernest had invited a turtle to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Ierp Lovechaser raised his axe.
When Philip opened the door Mrs. Jimén ez looked up from her book.
Lord Joseph was in one of his moods.
It was a morning full of promise. Beth crouched and tied her laces as she led the lumberjack into the lounge room.
Gwendolyn opened the door to the bathroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Smoke was in the air. Jorge smiled knowingly.
Amanda was the best wizard in town.
Ceore arose from slumber.
Wayne took a bite of his licorice twist.
On Thursday, Sam made a list.
Julio had been waiting for Roberto for two hours. He straightened his clothes.
Harold was in the hospital. He had a beer in his hand.
It was a busy June evening. Pamela was at the train station.
The sniper opened the door, and led Billie inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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