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Someone had invited an elephant to Thanksgiving. Nina knew what to do.
For as long as Holly could remember, she'd wanted to be a flight attendant.
As soon as the funeral started, Sidney cracked open another beer.
Scott was suprised to be free.
When the sun rose, Morris knew it was time to move on.
Ricky had been expecting Hugh for four hours. He snapped his fingers.
If the weaver didn't arrive soon, Dennis didn't know what he would do.
Ryan could see that Steve was resourceful.
The bright light coming from the guest room made Veronica uneasy.
Nellie opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
When Mitchell arrived at his wedding, Bobby laughed at him.
Love was in the air. Marlene opened the door.
Going to the pond was a good idea. Constance took a sip of her punch.
It was a cool morning. Misty was on the bus.
Audrey was in the fridge. She had a glass in her hand.
The sound of the waves made Robert hesitant.
Teresa was disappointed that no one was coming to her grand opening.
The chef opened the door, and led Lance inside.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Wayne was relieved to see his wife.
Harvey opened the door to the sauna. He bit his fingernails.
Sloe arose from slumber.
Shawn could see that David was a matador. He tried not to smile.
Penny was coming. She wanted a muffin.
Marcus shrugged. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Barbara took a long sip of her merlot.
Tracy put down the kebab slowly.
The lounge room was flooded.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
On Thursday, Katherine always made bubbles.
Tom staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Francisco had invited a cheetah to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Constance could feel her heart beating.
"This is crazy," Dana told herself as she waited in the hair salon.
Todd knew that the carpenter was impressive.
Isaac knew that Vincent was paternalistic.
Jared opened the door to the walk-in freezer. His senses were overwhelmed.
The smoke coming from the basement made Steven uneasy.
Jimmy had never been to the reef. He raised his hands.
For as long as Mae could remember, she'd wanted to be a mason.
When Jerome arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed at him.
Lady Leona was in one of her moods.
When the sun rose, Danielle knew it was time to sleep.
When Willard arrived at his party, everyone gasped.
It was a crisp Monday night. Sam was in the pantry.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the grand opening. Geraldine knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the bay. Laura-May stopped and whistled nonchalantly.
There had never been a magician quite like Rita Washington, and she knew it.
Going to the beach was a good idea. Randall took a bite of his cracker.
The fox had escaped. Tom knew exactly what to do.
When Ruben opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his work.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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