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It was a long way to the bay. Philip stopped and lit a cigarette.
Willie had never been to the ocean. She nodded to the carpenter.
Everett opened the door to the office. His senses were overwhelmed.
Dolores staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Freddie was coming. He laughed to himself.
It was a night full of promise. Vincent was in the hair salon.
Laura put down the guitar carefully.
For as long as Dana could remember, she'd wanted to be a greengrocer.
There had never been a programmer quite like Sherri Cooper, and she knew it.
When Misty arrived at her party, everyone welcomed her.
Sue hoped that the shaman was surprising.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Ruby want to cry.
The paramedic opened the door, and led Sean inside.
If the pharmacist didn't arrive soon, Marshall didn't know what he would do.
Beatrice was in the hole. She had a glass in her hand.
When Joshua arrived at his wedding, Bob fainted.
When wolves began to howl, Roland knew it was time to run.
The noises coming from the guest room made Marie uneasy.
Pedro was delighted to be alone.
Someone had invited a chicken to the funeral. Sylvia knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as the grand opening started, Sam took a bite of his carrot.
Hector walked into the kitchen and looked at Mario. "You make me worry," he said.
Oscar was angry that no one was coming to his party.
Ralph could tell that Kevin was practical. He opened the door to the lounge room.
Jill opened the door to the waiting room. She cracked open another beer.
Georgia could see that the dingo was sympathetic.
The giraffe had escaped. Laurie tried to remain calm.
Samuel enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
When Jack arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
Lydia knew that Florence was handsome.
Slaorfidol arose from slumber.
After spending a night under a bridge, Nicholas was relieved to see his boss.
There had never been a dentist quite like Leah Miller, and she knew it.
Dorothy opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Amanda fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
"You can do this," Betty told herself as she waited in the bomb-shelter.
Sharon had come to India alone. She was here to meet the farmer.
Miguel could see that Wesley was a dancer. He tried not to worry.
It was a crisp evening. Eric was at school.
Lady Laura was reading in the corridor.
When the sun rose, Oscar knew it was time to sleep.
It was a long way to the sea. Claudia stopped and took a bite of her fishcake.
Terri put down the ball nervously.
Rene went over the plan. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
The laundry was flooded.
If the cartoonist didn't arrive soon, Jacob didn't know what he would do.
Byron had been expecting Chris for six hours. He scratched his hand.
When Roberto opened the door Mr. Freeman looked up from his book.
Mathew had never been to the woods. He cracked open another beer.
Mary-Beth opened the door to the barn. She questioned her decision.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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