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When Laura arrived at her party, everyone rushed to see her.
Clise Mindstruck raised his axe.
Someone had invited a goat to Easter. Constance knew the fun was about to begin.
Leroy was paying. He put down his hairbrush.
As soon as the grand opening started, Lillian chuckled to herself.
Marcus was in the hair salon. He had a credit card in his hand.
Tamara walked into the living room and looked at Terrence. "You make me sweat," she said.
Vicki opened the door to the garage. She could not believe what she saw.
Anna was disappointed that Holly was coming to her wedding.
When Rachel opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his book.
Going to the waterfall was a foolhardy idea. Pedro took a long sip of his merlot.
The wine cellar was deserted.
When Edward arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
Chad opened the door to the dining room. He grimaced.
The mason opened the door, and led Bernice inside.
When the sun rose, Claudia knew it was time to run.
Edith put down the guitar carefully.
Joe staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Lord Pontgarth was in one of his moods.
Sara had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the knight.
The sound of laughter made Ellen want to cry.
It was a clear night. Kevin was at the casino.
If the butler didn't arrive soon, Gordon didn't know what he would do.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Jason was relieved to see his husband.
Sherri was suprised to be free.
Karen had never been to the creek. She smiled knowingly.
Ethel could not hear anything.
There had never been a meteorologist quite like Dwight Jami son, and he knew it.
Clifton straightened his hair.
As soon as the party started, Sarah-Jane enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Raymond was at the bakery. He had a chocolate milk in his hand.
Marshall knew that the bear was pathetic.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Sara hopeful.
Brent was the best scout bar none.
Love was in the air. Carol smiled knowingly.
Tommy had invited a chicken to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When Aaron arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed him.
Julio could tell that Alexander was a chef. He tried not to laugh.
The shaman opened the door, and led Naomi inside.
Lydia put down the doll carefully.
Deborah opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Darrell had come to America prepared. He was here to meet the stonecutter.
"It has to work," Felix told himself as he waited at the gate.
When Rita arrived at her wedding, everyone gasped.
Donna was going. She looked at the time.
Ushoedon arose from slumber.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Darryl staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Going to the peak was a terrible idea. Dustin took a bite of his kebab.
Gordon had been waiting for Chris for days. He lit a cigarette.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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