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On Tuesday, Jesus always made a movie.
Tanya was in the kitchen. She had a wrench in her hand.
The monkey was on the loose. Angela knew exactly what to do.
Raymond could see that Earl was a firefighter. He tried not to worry.
It was a dark and lonely night. Nicole was on the bus.
The dungeon was covered in blood.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Wallace was disappointed that everyone was coming to Easter.
It was a busy Monday evening. Glen looked at the time as he led the zookeeper into the bathroom.
Moraerz Liferunner raised her axe.
"No one will ever know," Francis told himself as he waited over the fence.
The smoke coming from the office made Duane hopeful.
Adam had been waiting for Juan for four days. He raised his hands.
Annie could see that Jo was intolerant. She opened the door to the control room.
Glayp shielded her eyes against the light.
It was a long way to the ocean. Allan stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
Morris opened the door to the cloakroom. The smell was unbearable.
Someone had invited a zebra to the funeral. Robin knew the fun was about to begin.
Nau arose from slumber.
Jesse felt that the technician was leisurely.
If the plumber didn't arrive soon, Cheryl didn't know what she would do.
When Nancy arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed.
For as long as Marsha could remember, she'd wanted to be a singer.
Clifton was farting. He cracked open another beer.
Lord Dwayne was sitting in the wardrobe.
Roland bit his fingernails. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Jerome put down the croissant nervously.
Linda was the best detective bar none.
Anita was suprised to be alone.
Smoke was in the air. Mike looked at the time.
It was a cold, moonlit - Months night. Nelson was at the football stadium.
There had never been a principal quite like Stephanie Lewis, and she knew it.
When Manuel opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his work.
Floyd walked into the cell and glanced at Marsha. "You make me dizzy," he said.
The attic was a complete mess.
Stacey had never been to the swamp. She raised her hands.
Randall opened the door to the basement. He checked his reflection.
Jennifer smiled knowingly.
Guarkuve waited for the battle to begin.
Lady Bradfirth was in one of her moods.
When Kathleen arrived at Christmas, everyone booed her.
The fox was on the loose. Debra knew exactly what to do.
Elaine was in the hair salon. She had a gun in her hand.
As soon as the funeral started, Lewis crouched and tied his laces.
Ken could not see anything.
Rita had invited a pony to Easter. She knew what to do.
Jacqueline could see that the wizard was logical.
Kay opened the door to the barn. She could not believe what she saw.
Esther put down the kite carefully.
Ramon could tell that Anthony was mistaken. He opened the door to the pantry.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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