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Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Christine twiddled her thumbs.
Laura had been expecting Paula for five hours. She took a sip of her diet Mountain Dew.
Barry opened the door to the guest room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Amber felt that the poet was neglectful.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
It was a wild, stormy night. Danielle was at the aquarium.
Love was in the air. Carla looked at the time.
The drug dealer opened the door, and led Jack inside.
Randy was the best criminal bar none.
Pet waited for the battle to begin.
Tommy had never been to the desert. He cracked open another beer.
Michelle was at the wax museum. She had a candy-bar in her hand.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ronald put down his toothbrush.
Willie could tell that Elly-May was a taxi-driver. She tried not to laugh.
Diane fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Triolturia Bondbeard raised her axe.
Chester took a bite of his croissant. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
It was a typical night in the prison. Ashley hoped for a miracle.
On Monday, Tamara made the world better.
It was a long way to the valley. Chris stopped and cracked open another beer.
After spending a night on a train, Timothy was relieved to see his husband.
It was a clear autumn evening. Ernest scratched his hand as he led the flight attendant into the laundry.
The bright light coming from the kitchen made Mario hopeful.
Julian put down the burger slowly.
If the pilot didn't arrive soon, Andre didn't know what he would do.
The wine cellar was deserted.
Ken was listening. He crouched and tied his laces.
Pedro could feel his heart beating.
Harvey had come to Australia prepared. He was here to meet the writer.
Pauline could not see anything.
"Just be yourself," Christy told herself as she waited in the cave.
Clinton was angry that no one was coming to his funeral.
Tommy opened the door to the closet. He laughed to himself.
Adrian could see that the electrician was sloppy.
Tammy walked into the pantry and looked at Sam. "You make me exercise," she said.
Going to the forest was a great idea. Tara looked at the time.
Carlos opened the door to the laundry. The stench was unmistakable.
When Herbert opened the door Mrs. Clark looked up from her work.
Sylvia was the best guide in town.
It was a long way to the island. Evelyn stopped and questioned her plan.
When Madison arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored her.
As soon as Christmas started, Brandon buttoned up his jacket.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Brandine opened the door.
Bartholomew could see that Sean was reverential.
Charles enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Dana was at the concert. She had a stapler in her hand.
Lawrence could tell that Chester was disinterested. He opened the door to the closet.
Frank felt that the shark was interested.
Alberto took a sip of his punch.
The lounge room was spotless.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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