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Kathy put down the doll nervously.
Heiw Fleshsucker raised his fist.
There had never been a dictator quite like Jeff Adams, and he knew it.
When rain stopped, Reginald knew it was time to run.
It started like any other night in the bedroom. Marilyn cracked open another beer.
Susan had been waiting for Helen for days. She chewed her lip.
As soon as Easter started, Ken took a long sip of his daiquiri.
"They know it was me," Allen told himself as he waited at the pub.
It was a clear winter morning. Mike was in the deli.
Seth was under the mountain. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
The guest room was covered in blood.
When Mark arrived at Thanksgiving, Andy fainted.
Joy walked into the bathroom and glanced at Brian. "You make me glow," she said.
Dawn was acting. She chewed some gum.
Nicholas was the best criminal around.
After spending a night in jail, Angel was relieved to see his mother.
Jerry could feel his heart beating.
It was a cold, moonlit June night. Troy rubbed his hands together as he led the scientist into the pantry.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Billy looked at the time.
The sound of the seagulls made Bonnie angry.
The bright light coming from the cell made Samantha hopeful.
For as long as Mario could remember, he'd wanted to be an air traffic controller.
Sandra cracked open another beer. It was going to be a momentous day.
Claude could tell that Adrian was flexible. He opened the door to the basement.
Eurg arose from slumber.
When Andy opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
Edith hoped that the record producer was callous.
Someone had invited an octopus to the funeral. Maureen knew it wouldn't end well.
Darrell staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
The snake had escaped. Travis knew exactly what to do.
Going to the stream was a bad idea. Tamara rubbed her hands together.
Vincent was relieved that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a long way to the river. George stopped and went over the plan.
As soon as the party started, Steve scratched his hand.
Laura was delighted to be free.
The physician opened the door, and led Holly inside.
Flees Mindsnake raised his sword.
Alvin opened the door to the garage. The stench was overwhelming.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Bradley looked at the time.
Mary could see that Theresa was alert.
The sound of the drill made Randy want to scream.
Annette had come to the lighthouse prepared. She was here to meet the bank robber.
It was a long and sleepless night. Kelly was on the corner.
Tony was the best jailer in town.
If the deputy didn't arrive soon, Ben didn't know what he would do.
Gene opened the door to the attic. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Russell was believing. He cracked open another beer.
Stacy had never been to the valley. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
The fish was on the loose. Stella tried to remain calm.
Chester put down the ball slowly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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