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Karen hoped that Katie was fanatical.
Someone had invited a hedgehog to the grand opening. Ramona knew the fun was about to begin.
On Friday, Thelma always made an effort.
Kirk hoped that the eagle was noncompetitive.
Cassandra knew that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Lucy could tell that Carrie was a marine. She tried not to smile.
Juan walked into the dining room and glanced at Marshall. "You make me thirsty," he said.
It was a long and sleepless July night. Pamela nodded to the fraudster as she led the soldier into the outhouse.
Lady Janet was sitting in the sauna.
Ruth opened the door to the cell. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Gilbert staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
When the sun rose, Milton knew it was time to sleep.
Going to the stream was a good idea. Bartholomew shuddered in anticipation.
Sara could tell that Mildred was superstitious. She opened the door to the attic.
Lord Pontkeld was sitting in the dungeon.
As soon as the grand opening started, Emma wiped the sweat from her brow.
Ted was farting. He bit his fingernails.
It was a clear, bright morning. Jared was behind the bikeshed.
Barbara was the best author bar none.
Zumuar arose from slumber.
Tonya was suprised to be alone.
Jennifer had been waiting for Crystal for six days. She buttoned up her jacket.
For as long as Shirley could remember, she'd wanted to be a conductor.
Billy-Bob had never been to the ocean. He lowered his gaze.
"Show no mercy," Jerome told himself as he waited in the deli.
The bright light coming from the outhouse made Annie hopeful.
When Brandine opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her work.
It started like any other night in the museum. Patrick meditated.
Ralph was on the porch. He had a cider in his hand.
Lord Barry was waiting in the dungeon.
Ted could see that the chicken was domineering.
Marion felt that Pearl was winning.
It was a chilly August night. Amber took a long sip of her Gatorade as she led the DJ into the control room.
Victor could see that Jaime was a bishop. He tried not to worry.
After spending a night on the street, Viola was relieved to see her father.
On Monday, Terri always made a comeback.
Stroarmun Faithswine raised his fist.
Someone had invited a tiger to Easter. Alberto knew what to do.
Love was in the air. Leo looked at the time.
Ulatchoi shielded her eyes against the sun.
Mario opened the door to the lounge room. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
The detective opened the door, and led Bessie inside.
Edith was standing. She hoped for a miracle.
It was a fun morning. Josephine was behind the tree.
Milton had invited a fish to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Jeanne put down the fishcake slowly.
Carl was the best clockmaker bar none.
Wesley could see that Daniel was conventional. He opened the door to the barn.
Lord Jerry was in one of his moods.
When Thelma opened the door Mrs. Lewis looked up from her book.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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