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Lesh arose from slumber.
Clarence had never been to the lake. He took a sip of his Guinness.
Vincent could tell that Ricardo was idiosyncratic. He opened the door to the guest room.
Harry was the best inventor in town.
The attic was a complete mess.
Someone had invited a bee to Easter. Gail knew what to do.
"Show no mercy," Ramon told himself as he waited in the attic.
Jon was suprised to be alive.
When Lucy arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
After spending a night in hospital, Allan was relieved to see his father.
Milton walked into the cell and glanced at Erika. "You make me eat," he said.
It started like any other afternoon in France. Thelma whistled nonchalantly.
Glen opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The smell was unmistakable.
Maurice chuckled to himself.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Veronica nodded to the mobster.
If the tattooist didn't arrive soon, Marlene didn't know what she would do.
On Saturday, Bartholomew made joy.
Charlotte was worried that no one was coming to her grand opening.
As soon as the funeral started, Barbara scratched her hand.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gail looked at the time.
The bee had escaped. Rosemary pretended not to notice.
Carla was in the fridge. She had a stapler in her hand.
Javier could feel his heart beating.
Alice had been expecting Ethel for six hours. She looked at the time.
It was a typical evening. June was at the mall.
Enuwyn Lovestorm raised her shield.
For as long as Peter could remember, he'd wanted to be a chef.
Mageak shielded his eyes against the sun.
When Kathy arrived at her wedding, Madison gasped.
When Glenn arrived at his party, everyone booed him.
When Walter opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
When the moon came up, Barry knew it was time to move on.
The music coming from the control room made Gilbert uneasy.
It was a hot summer night. Loretta questioned her decision as she led the weaver into the laundry.
The outhouse was dark and oddly quiet.
Rosa put down the cracker nervously.
Fuosturin waited for the battle to begin.
Brent had invited a panda to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Glenda was the best exterminator who ever lived.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Georgia laugh.
Stephanie opened the door to the conservatory. She had dreamed of this moment.
After spending a night on a train, Antonio was relieved to see his car.
Charlene staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Lord Chad was sitting in the barn.
Renee was delighted to be floating.
William could see that Allen was a taxi-driver. He tried not to smile.
The goatherd opened the door, and led Tonya inside.
Don crouched and tied his laces. It was going to be a special day.
It was a long and sleepless night. Alicia was under the bridge.
Max was in the bomb-shelter. He had a notepad in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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