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Lord Ralph was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the bay. Jeanne stopped and took a sip of her milkshake.
Adu shielded her eyes against the sun.
The hunter opened the door, and led Jorge inside.
For as long as Benjamin could remember, he'd wanted to be a court jester.
On Tuesday, Javier made laughter.
Courtney hoped that Amy was coming to her funeral.
Nerid Faithdevil raised her fist.
Sarah-Jane could tell that Doris was a gardener. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Troy had invited a butcher to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Someone had invited a seal to the party. Audrey knew the fun was about to begin.
Bonnie had been expecting Yolanda for two hours. She meditated.
The shark was on the prowl. Charlene tried to remain calm.
When Carlos arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
If the publisher didn't arrive soon, Joel didn't know what he would do.
Mary opened the door to the dungeon. Her senses were overwhelmed.
As soon as the wedding started, Wade rubbed his hands together.
There had never been an artist quite like Chester Davis, and he knew it.
When Anthony opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his book.
Clara raised her hands.
Sarah could feel her life slipping away.
Becky put down the hot dog slowly.
Joyce felt that the otter was charismatic.
After spending a night in hell, Walter was relieved to see his home.
When Pearl arrived at her funeral, Irma cried.
The sound of laughter made Francisco want to cry.
Going to the bay was a bad idea. Clyde questioned his plan.
The garage was spotless.
It was a chilly Thursday night. Dwight was in the library.
Anthony could see that Harry was a wedding planner. He tried not to smile.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Albert told himself as he waited in the supermarket.
It was a typical afternoon in the lobby. Claudia swallowed nervously.
Swuetu leaned into the wind.
Philip could tell that Sean was lost. He opened the door to the guest room.
Dorothy was running. She took a bite of her spring-roll.
Perry opened the door to the studio. He nodded to the personal trainer.
The clown opened the door, and led Shelly inside.
It started like any other evening in the deli. Violet closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Jean was the best thief around.
Lady Jessica was in one of her moods.
Holly was delighted to be free.
The raccoon had escaped. Elly-May tried to remain calm.
Ilirb shielded her eyes against the light.
Kyle felt that the customs officer was difficult.
On Wednesday, Olga always made wine.
It was a morning full of promise. Marlene snapped her fingers as she led the fisher into the bathroom.
There had never been an executioner quite like Daniel Ben son, and he knew it.
Scese Mindless raised her sword.
Elizabeth opened the door to the chapel. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Charlie was at the zoo.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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