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Annette was suprised to be alive.
Eduardo knew that the jockey was tasteless.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Diana took a long sip of her wine.
The sound of the chainsaw made Seth want to cry.
There had never been a waiter quite like Shelly Martin, and she knew it.
It started like any other day in the theatre. Kathleen nodded to the chicken sexer.
Gladys had been expecting Esther for six hours. She lowered her gaze.
Rhonda swallowed nervously. It was going to be a long evening.
Lois walked into the office and glanced at John. "You make me dizzy," she said.
Billy-Bob had come to New York prepared. He was here to meet the bodyguard.
If the hunter didn't arrive soon, Rick didn't know what he would do.
For as long as Raul could remember, he'd wanted to be a dancer.
Frank hoped that Ben was stern.
It was a typical morning. Roland was in the closet.
On Sunday, Danny made believe.
Karl fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Debra hoped that Samantha was coming to her grand opening.
Wretra Stonebane raised her axe.
Kyle put down the cracker slowly.
Lord Russell was in one of his moods.
When Francisco arrived at his wedding, everyone cried.
Sidney opened the door to the outhouse. His senses were overwhelmed.
Howard was the best barber bar none.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the funeral. Herbert knew the fun was about to begin.
The bathroom was full of smoke.
The goldsmith opened the door, and led Billy-Bob inside.
As soon as the party started, Joanne snapped her fingers.
Nina could tell that Vera was plodding. She opened the door to the dining room.
Morris felt that the squirrel was uncaring.
Paul could tell that Ken was a chef. He tried not to worry.
When Steve opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her work.
Jennie had been expecting Colleen for three hours. She lit a cigarette.
Mary-Lou was suprised to be alive.
It was a typical day in China. Cecil enjoyed the feeling of power.
Kathryn opened the door to the barn. She picked up her hairbrush.
There had never been a percussionist quite like Sarah-Jane Moore, and she knew it.
Justin questioned his decision. It was going to be a long night.
The noises coming from the basement made Kim hopeful.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Enrique told himself as he waited in the park.
Angela could feel her heart beating.
Dana closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Andre had never been to the planet. He wanted a carrot.
Lady Madison was waiting in the living room.
It was a hot morning. Willard cracked open another beer as he led the police officer into the guest room.
Kelly fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Droa Willbreaker raised his shield.
Squetheuver leaned into the wind.
When Albert arrived at his grand opening, Thomas booed him.
Virgil put down the guitar carefully.
Wendy was in the observatory. She had a pen in her hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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