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There had never been a cartoonist quite like Mae Clark, and she knew it.
William scratched his hand. It was going to be a momentous day.
The barn was locked.
Stephen had been waiting for Kent for four days. He took a bite of his icecream.
Autsheired waited for the battle to begin.
Billy opened the door to the attic. The silence was overwhelming.
If the nurse didn't arrive soon, Joseph didn't know what he would do.
"Time to shine," Gene told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
It was a glorious fall morning. Jordan bit his fingernails as he led the model into the library.
Louis could see that Ian was handsome. He opened the door to the dining room.
Jeanne had come to the windmill alone. She was here to meet the paramedic.
As soon as the party started, Derrick took a long sip of his whiskey.
It was a bleak, wintery October afternoon. Naomi was at the wax museum.
When Barbara arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Lady Thornley was in one of her moods.
It was a long way to the gully. Julian stopped and scratched his hand.
Francisco was in the bomb-shelter. He had a soda in his hand.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Diana tried to remain calm.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Debra was relieved to see her home.
On Saturday, Phillip made connections.
Marlene put down the bread-stick carefully.
When Frank opened the door Mrs. Pér ez looked up from her book.
Lauren was delighted to be free.
Alexander opened the door to the stable. He checked his reflection.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Marsha smiled knowingly.
The smell coming from the dining room made Johnny hopeful.
Melvin was relieved that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Danny hoped that Anthony was money-minded.
Jorsourice arose from slumber.
The library was deserted.
Alex opened the door to the conservatory. The silence was overwhelming.
It started like any other night in the bakery. Leonard wanted time to stand still.
Patricia had never been to the lake. She shrugged.
Kristina could tell that Lena was messy. She opened the door to the waiting room.
Deanna was the best manager who ever lived.
Ronnie was singing. He cracked open another beer.
The lifeguard opened the door, and led Tina inside.
Doris could tell that Brandy was a matador. She tried not to worry.
It was a long way to the cave. Mary-Lou stopped and set aside her key.
It was a hot and humid August night. Aaron chuckled to himself as he led the mobster into the wardrobe.
For as long as Lillie could remember, she'd wanted to be a pastor.
Agnes walked into the kitchen and looked at Penny. "You make me scream," she said.
Charlotte staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
On Monday, Natalie always made dessert.
When Edward arrived at his wedding, everyone embraced him.
It was a clear autumn afternoon. Rose was under the bridge.
Tara had been expecting Jean for hours. She took a long sip of her wine.
Fernando wanted time to stand still. It was going to be a special night.
Willie felt that the detective was enigmatic.
Randall was at the door. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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