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Jotar Skysinger raised his fist.
It was a rain-swept February afternoon. Kay was around the corner.
Crystal put down the bratwurst slowly.
It was a wild, stormy March night. Katrina swallowed nervously as she led the tailor into the dungeon.
Megan had been waiting for Stella for hours. She raised her hands.
Jerry could see that Clarence was a violinist. He tried not to smile.
Alexander knew that the hamster was terrible.
When Willie arrived at his party, everyone gasped.
Sally was suprised to be free.
There had never been a servant quite like Frank Parker, and he knew it.
The sound of the blender made Karl want to cry.
Carole was the best lumberjack around.
Lady Roseworth was in one of her moods.
Going to the river was a foolhardy idea. Salvador crouched and tied his laces.
Nellie knew that the receptionist was efficient.
Bartholomew had invited a pony to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Madison was planking. She took a bite of her celery stick.
Das waited for the battle to begin.
When rain stopped, Amy knew it was time to run.
Elaine walked into the laundry and looked at Peter. "You make me cold," she said.
Thears shielded her eyes against the sun.
The entrepreneur opened the door, and led Mathew inside.
Claire straightened her hair. It was going to be a tough night.
For as long as Gertrude could remember, she'd wanted to be a sailor.
Alan knew that no one was coming to Christmas.
Vera opened the door to the bedroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Claude opened the door to the dining room. He meditated.
Lord Drumham was sitting in the stable.
The cat had escaped. Hugh panicked.
When Darren opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her work.
When Danny arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
Laurie knew that Sarah-Jane was warm.
Noreorf Mindskin raised his axe.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Sean took a sip of his beer.
Lois struggled to breathe.
It started like any other evening in America. Bobby questioned his decision.
Jordan fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Joann had been waiting for Carolyn for two days. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
On Tuesday, Francisco always made it worse.
Charles was the best bartender bar none.
The smell coming from the laundry made Hector hopeful.
Bruce hoped that the pony was warm.
When Gina arrived at her funeral, Elsie stared in disbelief.
Someone had invited a deer to Easter. Caroline knew it wouldn't end well.
Brandon could see that Brian was a game show host. He tried not to laugh.
Carmen put down the carrot nervously.
After spending a night in jail, Sarah-Jane was relieved to see her husband.
If the barber didn't arrive soon, Benjamin didn't know what he would do.
It was a misty night. Gladys was in the shower.
Charlene opened the door to the office. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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