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Kirk had invited an animal trainer to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Misty opened the door to the garage. She took a bite of her cracker.
When Tina opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his book.
It was a long way to the valley. Theodore stopped and scratched his hand.
Lord Jesus was waiting in the attic.
Cathy opened the door to the office. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Derek was leaving. He checked his reflection.
Melvin took a sip of his chardonnay. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Troy could see that Howard was a graphic artist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
As soon as the funeral started, Jeanette tried to hide.
Phillip walked into the kitchen and looked at Brittany. "You make me dizzy," he said.
For as long as Donna could remember, she'd wanted to be a clown.
"It has to work," Glenda told herself as she waited at school.
Valoerp leaned into the wind.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Cecil was relieved to see his boss.
Smoke was in the air. Lillian looked at the time.
Leona was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
On Friday, Derrick always made peace.
Tyrone knew that the artist was impressive.
When Eleanor arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
Thelma could tell that Janet was intense. She opened the door to the office.
Brandon was suprised to be free.
The captain opened the door, and led Georgia inside.
Joel had been expecting Miguel for two hours. He questioned his decision.
The sound of the baby crying made Eileen angry.
Minnie had come to the moon prepared. She was here to meet the stunt double.
It was a foggy spring afternoon. Cecil was on the window sill.
The music coming from the bathroom made Mark uneasy.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Someone had invited a cow to the party. Harvey knew what to do.
There had never been a beekeeper quite like Ronald Davis, and he knew it.
It was a clear December evening. Peter nodded to the servant as he led the cosmonaut into the armory.
As soon as Easter started, Sheila put down her flute.
It was a long way to the stream. Byron stopped and shrugged.
Raymond opened the door to the office. He went over the plan.
If the sleuth didn't arrive soon, Kyle didn't know what he would do.
Ramon opened the door to the living room. The silence was overwhelming.
Glenda was choosing. She chewed some gum.
For as long as Arlene could remember, she'd wanted to be a guard.
Noroors shielded her eyes against the light.
Martin put down the skateboard nervously.
Carolyn could see that Emily was paralyzed.
When the moon came up, Derek knew it was time to move on.
When Paula arrived at Thanksgiving, Armando rushed to see her.
After spending a night on the street, Billy-Bob was relieved to see his father.
Jeffery was under the bridge. He had a plate in his hand.
When Basil arrived at his wedding, Don laughed.
Kathryn knew that Georgia was coming to her grand opening.
Margaret had come to the palace prepared. She was here to meet the plumber.
A sense of magic was in the air. Stephen looked at the time.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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