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It was a wild, stormy March night. Megan set aside her mouse as she led the fisher into the basement.
Don scratched his hand.
It was a warm Friday morning. Kathleen was in the deli.
The smell coming from the office made Leon uneasy.
The dolphin had escaped. Tamara knew exactly what to do.
Joe was outside the window. He had a key in his hand.
Darryl was suprised to be alive.
Gina knew that the veterinarian was comfortable.
Lonnie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Claudia had been waiting for Cindy for days. She meditated.
Megan opened the door to the kitchen. The smell was unmistakable.
Terry was the best jailer around.
Manuel knew that the turtle was circumspect.
Civusys leaned into the wind.
Going to the river was a good idea. Jesus took a sip of his cappuccino.
When Joan arrived at her grand opening, everyone booed her.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to the wedding. Kimberly knew the fun was about to begin.
Claire had come to New York alone. She was here to meet the busker.
"It's now or never," Bernard told himself as he waited at the train station.
Nellie knew that Darlene was maternal.
As soon as the funeral started, Jonathan questioned his decision.
Xorfeoris shielded her eyes against the sun.
After spending a night in the airport, Kenneth was relieved to see his mother.
Mike had never been to the lake. He straightened his clothes.
There had never been a scout quite like Miriam Carter, and she knew it.
Walter took a sip of his banana milkshake. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Lady Kinstone was sitting in the kitchen.
When Melissa opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
Kay could tell that Melinda was venomous. She opened the door to the basement.
Jay was under the mountain. He had a whiskey in his hand.
It was a rainy December afternoon. Jenny was at the pub.
Love was in the air. Minnie looked at the time.
For as long as Rose could remember, she'd wanted to be a priest.
Jim had invited a fox to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a dark, moonless February night. Crystal wanted a smoke as she led the dentist into the bathroom.
It was a long way to the beach. Jennie stopped and took a sip of her Heineken.
When rain stopped, Salvador knew it was time to find shelter.
Paul walked into the lounge room and glanced at Dwayne. "You make me thirsty," he said.
Alexander opened the door to the dining room. The stench was unbearable.
Mattie lit a cigarette.
Madison could see that the sheepshearer was impressionable.
Going to the volcano was a good idea. Minnie picked up her spatula.
The sound of the chickens made Courtney laugh.
"Patience is a virtue," Earl told himself as he waited at the bus stop.
Eiloe arose from slumber.
Maxine knew that Donna was aggressive.
The explorer opened the door, and led Bertha inside.
The office was spotless.
The chimpanzee had escaped. Dwayne panicked.
Philip scratched his hand. It was going to be a long day.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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