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Lady Esther was reading in the attic.
Jason could feel his life slipping away.
The sound of the lawnmower made Bernice want to cry.
Louis had invited a referee to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Someone had invited a crow to the party. Curtis knew the fun was about to begin.
Roberto was delighted to be free.
Laura had been waiting for Lois for six days. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
On Wednesday, Rosemary always made a treehouse.
After spending a night in hell, David was relieved to see his father.
Cory opened the door to the stable. The silence was overwhelming.
Billie had come to Rome prepared. She was here to meet the pirate.
When Gwendolyn arrived at Easter, everyone booed her.
Nauwi shielded his eyes against the blast.
It was a evening full of promise. Jay was in the temple.
Velma had never been to the creek. She ground her teeth.
As soon as the party started, Mark chewed some gum.
The garage was spotless.
The tortoise had escaped. Kirk tried to remain calm.
There had never been a game show host quite like Heidi Taylor, and she knew it.
Jim was the best pilot who ever lived.
Rita fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Florence was in the waiting room. She had a pencil in her hand.
Lord Lampsburn was sitting in the basement.
When Dennis opened the door Mrs. Campbell looked up from her work.
Love was in the air. Olga opened the door.
Eeth Bondreaper raised his fist.
It was a warm morning. Esther lit a cigarette as she led the welder into the attic.
For as long as Gordon could remember, he'd wanted to be a chef.
Alice straightened her hair. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
It was a long way to the volcano. Dawn stopped and took a bite of her bratwurst.
Donna took a sip of her beer.
Marc opened the door to the garage. The smell was overwhelming.
Dorothy was disappointed that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Samantha opened the door to the classroom. She shrugged.
"Time to shine," Louis told himself as he waited in the library.
The sound of the motorbike made Jo-Ellen want to scream.
Someone had invited a fish to Thanksgiving. Caroline knew it wouldn't end well.
Jon had invited a monkey to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Franklin knew that Marvin was disillusioned.
Jackie had never been to the valley. She took a long sip of her mojito.
There had never been a hotelier quite like Ron Allen, and he knew it.
Maria could feel her life slipping away.
Stanley could see that the squirrel was inferior.
It was a dull, insipid summer evening. Jo-Ellen was at the wax museum.
As soon as the wedding started, Bobbie gripped her can opener.
The noises coming from the wardrobe made Loretta hopeful.
Ruby had come to Mars prepared. She was here to meet the electrician.
The deputy opened the door, and led Gloria inside.
On Sunday, Leslie made magic.
The kangaroo was on the loose. Lloyd tried to remain calm.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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