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After spending a night on the street, Peter was relieved to see his father.
Lady Ethel was sitting in the barn.
Ronnie opened the door to the dining room. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Going to the sea was a nice idea. Rose nodded to the goldsmith.
It started like any other morning in Johannesburg. Kimberly enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Jimmy had come to Santa's workshop prepared. He was here to meet the fishmonger.
Sally knew that the shark was mealymouthed.
Marie was the best hairdresser who ever lived.
When wolves began to howl, Corey knew it was time to move on.
Leslie could tell that Andrew was a busker. He tried not to smile.
It was a crisp fall night. Marsha was in the temple.
As soon as Easter started, Lance ground his teeth.
When Sandra arrived at her funeral, everyone welcomed her.
The kitten was on the prowl. Jennie tried to remain calm.
Smoke was in the air. Ricardo opened the door.
Rose had never been to the waterfall. She rubbed her hands together.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Charles want to cry.
The impersonator opened the door, and led Lynn inside.
Ray was suprised to be alive.
If the pickpocket didn't arrive soon, Derrick didn't know what he would do.
Marie could not feel anything.
Lori fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Vera was whispering. She checked her watch.
Michael was disappointed that no one was coming to his wedding.
Elmer walked into the office and looked at Misty. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Joanne knew that Gwendolyn was dutiful.
Beth had invited a trapper to her party. She knew what to do.
Robin put down the burger slowly.
Jim-Bob could tell that Ben was whimsical. He opened the door to the outhouse.
The chapel was flooded.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Leo smiled knowingly.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Andrew was relieved to see his husband.
The smoke coming from the stable made Edward uneasy.
There had never been a rat catcher quite like Charlie Miller, and he knew it.
When Gabriel arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Ryan was the best pilot around.
Brenda could see that Eliza-Jane was a beggar. She tried not to worry.
When Javier arrived at his party, everyone booed him.
Glynouf shielded her eyes against the light.
As soon as the wedding started, Aaron nodded to the animal trainer.
Jennie was in the garden. She had a pen in her hand.
Kim had been waiting for Rebecca for four days. She meditated.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Nora didn't know what she would do.
Erin knew that the gladiator was thorough.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Samantha told herself as she waited in the closet.
Eliza-Jane had never been to the river. She gripped her fishcake.
The sound of dogs barking made Esther want to scream.
Douglas knew that Dan was conventional.
Donald hoped that Ronnie was coming to his grand opening.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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