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Irene could not feel anything.
Angel felt that the psychiatrist was difficult.
"Just try not to cry," Terrence told himself as he waited on the porch.
Vincent was the best bishop bar none.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Gwendolyn gripped her corkscrew.
Jaime opened the door to the basement. He took a bite of his fishcake.
Morris felt that Perry was passive.
As soon as the funeral started, Josephine wanted to find peace.
Melvin put down the chair nervously.
Dora staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
It was a long way to the stream. Elaine stopped and lowered her gaze.
If the sleuth didn't arrive soon, Eliza-Jane didn't know what she would do.
Irene was delighted to be free.
Arlene knew that the donkey was neurotic.
For as long as Dana could remember, she'd wanted to be a mechanic.
It was a bitterly cold spring evening. Armando was at the mall.
On Saturday, Kurt made it work.
When the sun rose, Dale knew it was time to run.
Love was in the air. Duane smiled knowingly.
Natalie had been waiting for Lorraine for five days. She questioned her decision.
Laurie was leaving. She rubbed her hands together.
The ant had escaped. Tyler panicked.
When Paul arrived at Christmas, Marcia rushed to see him.
Thetch waited for the battle to begin.
Irene was angry that Pearl was coming to her grand opening.
There had never been a surgeon quite like Megan Young, and she knew it.
Qineex shielded his eyes against the sun.
It was a bleak, wintery evening. Lillie picked up her cup as she led the referee into the attic.
Eva staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Robin opened the door to the guest room. She took a bite of her bagel.
Linda hoped that Cheryl was disinterested.
Ashley could feel her life slipping away.
The outhouse was full of smoke.
Darren was the best barista who ever lived.
Cynthia could tell that Rhonda was embarrassed. She opened the door to the closet.
The bright light coming from the garage made Sonia uneasy.
Catherine put down the sandwich carefully.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Rachel laugh.
Bessie hoped that the snake was charismatic.
Matthew opened the door to the basement. He had dreamed of this moment.
Rita was under the bridge. She had a flute in her hand.
Gerald had come to the fairy grotto prepared. He was here to meet the gladiator.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to the party. Bobbie knew the fun was about to begin.
Jesus had invited an alligator to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the desert. Charlene stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
Venay Fleshcrest raised her axe.
Sarah-Jane laughed to herself. It was going to be a special afternoon.
Javier chewed his lip.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Alberto looked at the time.
"This is crazy," Dawn told herself as she waited in the cathedral.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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