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As soon as the funeral started, John took a bite of his bratwurst.
Andre crouched and tied his laces. It was going to be a momentous night.
James had invited an assassin to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Billie could see that the DJ was repugnant.
Rose had come to Heaven alone. She was here to meet the sleuth.
Felix opened the door to the control room. He lit a cigarette.
When rain stopped, Edward knew it was time to sleep.
Lord Duane was in one of his moods.
It was a misty September afternoon. Marsha chewed her lip as she led the jailer into the corridor.
Jonathan had never been to the swamp. He took a bite of his kebab.
Fernando walked into the guest room and glanced at Brandon. "You make me scream," he said.
If the lifeguard didn't arrive soon, Russell didn't know what he would do.
Lester was on the corner. He had a sandwich in his hand.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Kent want to cry.
The ambassador opened the door, and led Marvin inside.
Laurie opened the door to the garage. The smell was unbearable.
When Toni arrived at her wedding, Mabel laughed at her.
When Kevin arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
It was a damp February night. Tom was around the corner.
Sandra was the best meteorologist bar none.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Smoke was in the air. Jessie looked at the time.
On Sunday, Fernando always made a show.
Steve put down the umbrella nervously.
Jenny staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Eluarwyn leaned into the wind.
There had never been a chauffeur quite like Kelly Green, and she knew it.
Sam had been waiting for Brett for five hours. He cracked open another beer.
Someone had invited a whale to the funeral. Esther knew what to do.
The giraffe was on the prowl. Renee knew exactly what to do.
"Dare to dream," Ethel told herself as she waited behind the wall.
Marcus felt that Dan was miserable.
Jessica could see that Kimberly was a hypnotist. She tried not to laugh.
Cecil took a bite of his burger. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Going to the stream was a good idea. Alan went over the plan.
Stephanie had come to London alone. She was here to meet the dentist.
For as long as Clifford could remember, he'd wanted to be a criminal.
Lord Hullness was in one of his moods.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Nathaniel was relieved to see his home.
Andrew opened the door to the basement. His senses were overwhelmed.
The sound of the motorbike made Cassandra want to scream.
Elaine walked into the guest room and glanced at Stanley. "You make me cold," she said.
When Mary arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed her.
Samantha could see that the doctor was nervous.
It was a long way to the valley. Ramon stopped and set aside his wrench.
Sharon was screaming. She looked at the time.
Charlie had invited a thief to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Nancy shrugged.
Ralph could not feel anything.
The police officer opened the door, and led Bruce inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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