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Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the wedding. Agnes knew what to do.
Ana could see that Joanne was a police officer. She tried not to smile.
A sense of magic was in the air. Reginald waited.
Cindy opened the door to the bathroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
When wolves began to howl, Jim-Bob knew it was time to run.
Kathryn had come to the palace alone. She was here to meet the stonecutter.
The raccoon was on the prowl. Nicole knew exactly what to do.
It was a long way to the forest. Tara stopped and took a long sip of her iced tea.
Louis had been waiting for Kevin for six hours. He swallowed nervously.
Struen arose from slumber.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Cecil was relieved to see his boss.
Jon was in the food court. He had a burger in his hand.
Diana was suprised to be alone.
The politician opened the door, and led Alice inside.
Randy knew that Jim-Bob was coming to his party.
When Christina opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
It was a dark and lonely March night. Jimmie sucked his teeth as he led the ambassador into the bedroom.
As soon as Easter started, Don put down his pair of scissors.
Lord Druminge was waiting in the library.
It was a misty afternoon. Ann was at the gate.
Lucy whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a special day.
Lord Langgill was in one of his moods.
On Saturday, Richard made it better.
"It's now or never," Jesse told himself as he waited over the fence.
The sound of the violin made Michele want to scream.
There had never been a fortune-teller quite like Sidney Smith, and he knew it.
For as long as Vivian could remember, she'd wanted to be a plumber.
Erica opened the door to the lounge room. She shrugged.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Julia buttoned up her jacket.
When Sara arrived at Christmas, everyone rushed to see her.
Someone had invited a duck to Thanksgiving. Glenda knew it wouldn't end well.
Kathy had never been to the beach. She took a bite of her bagel.
Floyd was the best sculptor in town.
Smoke was in the air. Edith looked at the time.
If the brewer didn't arrive soon, Deanna didn't know what she would do.
When the moon came up, Marian knew it was time to move on.
The cell was ready.
When Allan arrived at his grand opening, everyone laughed.
Sarah-Jane hoped that Doris was indignant.
Loretta opened the door to the lobby. The silence was overwhelming.
Cindy felt that the dolphin was wonderful.
The crocodile was on the loose. Fernando pretended not to notice.
Terry had come to Johannesburg alone. He was here to meet the shop assistant.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Tim was relieved to see his husband.
Veronica could feel her life slipping away.
Nicole put down the muffin carefully.
Julia had been expecting Beverly for hours. She took a bite of her icecream.
Roberta walked into the bathroom and glanced at Frank. "You make me afraid," she said.
Jay was suprised to be alone.
"You can do this," Patrick told himself as he waited at the train station.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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