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Doris had come to Heaven alone. She was here to meet the swineherd.
Kelly could see that the lion was well-read.
Todd was the best spy around.
Enoi shielded his eyes against the blast.
Cory could see that Gabriel was detestable.
Dwayne opened the door to the attic. He was afraid of what he might find.
Clarence was disappointed that Tommy was coming to his party.
Someone had invited a bird to Christmas. Ramon knew the fun was about to begin.
Ella walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Cynthia. "You make me feel bad," she said.
As soon as the wedding started, Peggy meditated.
Constance set aside her magnifying glass.
For as long as Roberto could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxidermist.
It was a typical afternoon in the bakery. Terri twiddled her thumbs.
If the paramedic didn't arrive soon, Luis didn't know what he would do.
"No one will ever know," Bruce told himself as he waited at the travel agent.
Going to the ocean was a foolhardy idea. Jo-Ellen straightened her clothes.
Jackie could see that Jean was enthusiastic. She opened the door to the dining room.
It started like any other evening in the guest room. Steve took a bite of his bratwurst.
Laura-May opened the door to the outhouse. She tried to hide.
Louise had been expecting Annie for six hours. She took a long sip of her beer.
Sherry could not hear anything.
It was a fun March morning. Emma grinned as she led the dogcatcher into the attic.
The whale was on the prowl. Glen panicked.
There had never been a police officer quite like Gilbert Coleman, and he knew it.
Norman had never been to the peak. He smiled knowingly.
Jerome felt that the swordsmith was nihilistic.
The guitarist opened the door, and led Ethel inside.
The lounge room was spotless.
Eric opened the door to the dungeon. He had dreamed of this moment.
Sheila knew that Tracey was orderly.
Robin was sitting. She snapped her fingers.
Jeanne was the best dogcatcher around.
Julie was glad that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Patsy fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
It was a long way to the ocean. Tamara stopped and took a sip of her whiskey.
Marcia could tell that Maxine was a publisher. She tried not to smile.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Miriam chewed her lip.
Iapeith leaned into the wind.
Raymond took a bite of his fishcake.
It was a dark and stormy June night. Juan was in the pantry.
Sheila had invited an elephant to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The sound of snoring made Wendy angry.
"It's going to be okay," Derek told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
Aistu shielded her eyes against the blast.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Lloyd nodded to the assassin.
Connie put down the carrot carefully.
Someone had invited a pony to the party. Ryan knew the fun was about to begin.
Melissa could see that the cow was conventional.
Ricardo shrugged. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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