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Joy opened the door to the garage. The smell was unbearable.
There had never been a magician quite like Edgar Powell, and he knew it.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Roger smiled knowingly.
Donna was the best baker in town.
It was a long way to the river. Ron stopped and checked his watch.
"Just breathe," Arlene told herself as she waited in the lighthouse.
Elmer could see that Jesse was a banker. He tried not to laugh.
Someone had invited a cow to Easter. Eva knew it wouldn't end well.
The living room was a complete mess.
Heidi was whispering. She smiled knowingly.
Luis had been expecting Pedro for five days. He went over the plan.
Going to the reef was a terrible idea. Mary enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Michelle could see that Jessie was vacuous.
As soon as the party started, Lester wanted chocolate.
Adam had never been to the creek. He chewed his lip.
The raccoon was on the prowl. Gerald panicked.
When Antonio arrived at his funeral, everyone gasped.
Rene felt that the game show host was charmless.
Aaron was in the closet. He had a merlot in his hand.
Krisuic leaned into the wind.
Jorge set aside his notepad. It was going to be a tough evening.
Jaime was delighted to be free.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
It was a calm, yet eerie Saturday night. Lydia was behind the curtains.
Scott could see that the dolphin was perceptive.
Roberto had invited a plumber to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
The ventriloquist opened the door, and led Bryan inside.
Lance could tell that Kent was impudent. He opened the door to the library.
Stephen checked his watch.
On Monday, Martin made a mess.
Amber walked into the lobby and glanced at Jeanette. "You make me want to shout," she said.
The noises coming from the cell made Ellen hopeful.
Someone had invited a seagull to the funeral. Norma knew what to do.
"Today is the day," Leo told himself as he waited behind the wall.
Lord Gerald was in one of his moods.
Deborah opened the door to the attic. She gripped her pair of scissors.
The sound of the drill made Kevin laugh.
Elizabeth had come to another dimension prepared. She was here to meet the security guard.
Marie opened the door to the classroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Love was in the air. Bobby looked at the time.
Elaine could see that the shaman was sweaty.
Constance put down the kite nervously.
Virginia was in the cafe. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
The dolphin had escaped. Derek panicked.
When Bobbie arrived at her grand opening, everyone welcomed her.
Tara was the best shepherd around.
Iarkaever waited for the battle to begin.
If the entertainer didn't arrive soon, Agnes didn't know what she would do.
Marlene fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Dorothy had been waiting for Kristen for four hours. She checked her phone.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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