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If the inventor didn't arrive soon, Jean didn't know what she would do.
It was a cool summer afternoon. Florence was at the casino.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Jesus bit his fingernails as he led the lifeguard into the pantry.
Billy walked into the dining room and looked at Christine. "You make me angry," he said.
Christian could tell that Steve was orderly. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
Salvador was in the playground. He had a key in his hand.
When Cassandra arrived at her funeral, everyone booed her.
The smell coming from the library made Sandra hopeful.
"Just breathe," Alicia told herself as she waited in the office.
There had never been a fortune-teller quite like Alberto Adams, and he knew it.
Dawn opened the door to the attic. She was afraid of what she might find.
Maureen fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
For as long as Mary-Jo could remember, she'd wanted to be a coach.
Maxine opened the door to the bathroom. She crouched and tied her laces.
Douglas had invited a plumber to his party. He knew what to do.
Scha waited for the battle to begin.
As soon as Christmas started, Jessie laughed to herself.
The garage was covered in blood.
Jose knew that the boatbuilder was hungry.
Sidney felt that the dolphin was bizarre.
Someone had invited a pony to the wedding. Tracey knew the fun was about to begin.
Robin had been waiting for Vanessa for five hours. She gripped her bouquet.
After spending a night in jail, Gladys was relieved to see her mother.
The bear was on the loose. Brandy tried to remain calm.
Shannon was the best clown in town.
Ghiffua shielded his eyes against the light.
Lady Mary-Jo was in one of her moods.
Betty was moving. She buttoned up her jacket.
Terry put down the bike slowly.
Amanda had come to Ireland alone. She was here to meet the interior designer.
When Alfredo arrived at his grand opening, everyone welcomed him.
When Loretta opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his work.
There had never been a janitor quite like Bill Emer son, and he knew it.
It was a hot July evening. Dwight questioned his decision as he led the game show host into the living room.
Vicki was in the mirror. She had a spatula in her hand.
Smoke was in the air. Leslie looked at the time.
The music coming from the kitchen made Vincent uneasy.
When Marilyn arrived at Easter, Rachel fainted.
Ben opened the door to the classroom. He buttoned up his jacket.
The closet was the perfect location.
Glenda went over the plan.
It was a clear and cloudless Monday afternoon. Toni was in the temple.
Agnes staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Adam took a bite of his croissant. It was going to be a long night.
Ronnie could see that the fox was repressed.
As soon as the party started, David giggled to himself.
Roy had never been to the swamp. He looked at the time.
Vernon was relieved that no one was coming to Easter.
Micheal could see that Seth was rejected.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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