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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
For as long as Edwin could remember, he'd wanted to be an entertainer.
There had never been a criminal quite like Cory Stuart, and he knew it.
Lori was glad that Susan was coming to her party.
Karl could tell that Brian was decent. He opened the door to the dining room.
Clara opened the door to the lobby. She had dreamed of this moment.
It was a long way to the valley. David stopped and took a bite of his kebab.
Anita was suprised to be floating.
Going to the desert was a bad idea. Tyrone set aside his apple juice.
It was a beautiful evening. Claude was at the aquarium.
It was a long and sleepless night. Rachel crouched and tied her laces as she led the wizard into the lounge room.
The office was dark and oddly quiet.
Ruth took a long sip of her Schnapps.
Lucille hoped that the locksmith was affectionate.
Bernice had invited a tortoise to her grand opening. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a typical morning in the train station. Ellen smiled.
Lydia walked into the bathroom and glanced at Phillip. "You make me nervous," she said.
Dennis could not see anything.
The sound of the blender made Rene hesitant.
Sherry had been waiting for Michele for two days. She hoped for a miracle.
Jeanette had come to England prepared. She was here to meet the barber.
"Dare to dream," Erik told himself as he waited in the observatory.
Zuirs leaned into the wind.
Martha had never been to the hill. She nodded to the plumber.
As soon as the party started, Victor checked his watch.
Douglas put down the kite slowly.
Giloolur Bonestaff raised her axe.
Anne staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Tiffany was standing. She wanted relief.
On Sunday, James made art.
Virgil opened the door to the garage. He chuckled to himself.
Megan could see that Amy was a philanthropist. She tried not to laugh.
Ruben opened the door to the guest room. He was afraid of what he might find.
Lady Estforth was in one of her moods.
Crystal hoped that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Sharon hoped that the goldfish was observant.
Balia shielded his eyes against the blast.
Kimberly was in the cafe. She had a chocolate milk in her hand.
Jason had been expecting Herbert for days. He took a sip of his martini.
Someone had invited a seal to the grand opening. Eddie knew the fun was about to begin.
The fashion designer opened the door, and led Chris inside.
It was a wintery Wednesday evening. Lloyd was on the shelf.
When Virginia opened the door Mr. Smith looked up from his book.
For as long as Chad could remember, he'd wanted to be a clown.
Dustin could feel his heart beating.
It was a long way to the valley. Hazel stopped and wanted a drink.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jeffery looked at the time.
When rain began, Rose knew it was time to find shelter.
Velma walked into the waiting room and looked at Manuel. "You make me a better person," she said.
Troy put down the doll slowly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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