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Stacy walked into the guest room and looked at Bill. "You make me feel bad," she said.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Kim waited.
"No one will ever know," Byron told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
Going to the cave was a bad idea. Penny cracked open another beer.
Barbara knew that the herbalist was mealymouthed.
When Carl opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his book.
When Marshall arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Laura-May knew that Brittany was unhealthy.
The control room was locked.
Carol was relieved that no one was coming to her party.
If the tattooist didn't arrive soon, Sara didn't know what she would do.
It was a sad autumn night. Vivian was in the food court.
Vickie had been waiting for Marcia for four days. She looked at the time.
The goldfish had escaped. Shane knew exactly what to do.
Maurice could tell that Peter was organized. He opened the door to the office.
Miguel was at the train station. He had a merlot in his hand.
Isaac took a sip of his chardonnay. It was going to be a momentous night.
Maguibet leaned into the wind.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Arnold knew that the lemur was elated.
Bonnie opened the door to the kitchen. She could not believe what she saw.
For as long as Michele could remember, she'd wanted to be a shepherd.
Wendy staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
The smell coming from the dungeon made Edwin uneasy.
Janice opened the door to the guest room. She gripped her pencil.
Phillip was delighted to be floating.
Kevin took a long sip of his merlot.
On Saturday, Alice always made progress.
"It has to work," Florence told herself as she waited in the garden.
Chiut shielded his eyes against the light.
The optometrist opened the door, and led Marcus inside.
It was a long way to the woods. Adrian stopped and swallowed nervously.
Marie was glad that Myrtle was coming to her funeral.
Ayrdairelle Sin-anvil raised his fist.
Lance had invited a squirrel to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
When the moon came up, Olga knew it was time to move on.
The sound of the chickens made Lena want to scream.
Ted had never been to the river. He looked at the time.
Hugh was the best dictator in town.
Going to the island was a good idea. Milton lit a cigarette.
Todd could not feel anything.
When Deanna opened the door Mrs. Hill looked up from her work.
If the chef didn't arrive soon, Megan didn't know what she would do.
The pantry was full of smoke.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the party. Beth knew it wouldn't end well.
Terri could see that Thelma was a lighthouse-keeper. She tried not to laugh.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Kent waited.
When Ian arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Bernice opened the door to the living room. She questioned her decision.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Adrian was relieved to see his husband.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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