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When Larry arrived at his wedding, everyone rushed to see him.
Jessica had invited a tortoise to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The donkey was on the prowl. Viola knew exactly what to do.
Ben had come to the escape-pod alone. He was here to meet the lawyer.
Hector could see that Edwin was a social worker. He tried not to worry.
It was a dull, insipid Wednesday morning. Tammy was in the supermarket.
Dustin was delighted to be free.
Someone had invited a goat to the funeral. Walter knew what to do.
Sara knew that the sniper was bold.
Eleanor was the best hotelier bar none.
Jennie opened the door to the kitchen. She had dreamed of this moment.
The knight opened the door, and led Leah inside.
On Thursday, Mary-Lou always made noises.
Petaerf Soulvice raised his shield.
Kelly walked into the pantry and looked at Misty. "You make me dizzy," he said.
Going to the creek was a foolhardy idea. Billy set aside his notepad.
Stephen could see that Isaac was organized. He opened the door to the walk-in freezer.
Willie had been waiting for Alan for three hours. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Gladys opened the door to the lobby. She tried to hide.
Darm leaned into the wind.
It was a long way to the sea. Neil stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
The smoke coming from the office made Eugene uneasy.
Ross bit his fingernails. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Amber was up the chimney. She had a pencil in her hand.
Aaron put down the bratwurst nervously.
As soon as the grand opening started, Duane lowered his gaze.
Lord Benjamin was in one of his moods.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Arlene didn't know what she would do.
Marilyn could see that Agnes was an undertaker. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Ana knew that no one was coming to Christmas.
When Rose arrived at Easter, everyone stared in disbelief.
Courtney was delighted to be alive.
After spending a night in jail, Gilbert was relieved to see his wife.
Jesus knew that the busker was festive.
Lawrence had come to Berlin alone. He was here to meet the shaman.
When Gail arrived at her grand opening, Betty booed her.
For as long as Bob could remember, he'd wanted to be a burglar.
Someone had invited a duck to the party. Ruby knew it wouldn't end well.
The dinosaur was on the prowl. Jane knew exactly what to do.
Duane staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Dorothy was the best candlemaker who ever lived.
Raul had invited a horse to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Jay opened the door to the library. The odour was unmistakable.
Earl could tell that Claude was disrespectful. He opened the door to the garage.
Lady Roberta was sitting in the laundry.
Heidi walked into the bedroom and glanced at Felicia. "You make me tired," she said.
Leo was dancing. He whistled nonchalantly.
Stanley opened the door to the cell. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a typical day in the mall. Miriam ground her teeth.
Brenda took a sip of her Gatorade. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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