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There had never been an interrogator quite like Tommy Baker, and he knew it.
Brittany was the best fashion designer around.
Lillian was delighted to be free.
Hilda took a bite of her cracker.
If the cosmonaut didn't arrive soon, Alma didn't know what she would do.
It was a long and sleepless Tuesday night. Randy was in the bushes.
The smell coming from the waiting room made Aaron hopeful.
Ruby was in the closet. She had a screwdriver in her hand.
Paurothor arose from slumber.
Eddie opened the door to the living room. He cracked open another beer.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Tina put down her flower.
It was a long way to the creek. Edna stopped and hoped for a miracle.
Jose opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was unmistakable.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Ruben angry.
Suzanne straightened her hair. It was going to be a fantastic night.
When Rodney arrived at his grand opening, everyone welcomed him.
Smoke was in the air. Jason waited.
Alice had never been to the river. She checked her reflection.
After spending a night on a plane, Alvin was relieved to see his husband.
Mary-Beth was worried that everyone was coming to Christmas.
"Today is the day," Ron told himself as he waited in the library.
Carolyn felt that Bobbi-Jo was mealymouthed.
When the moon came up, Gloria knew it was time to sleep.
Valerie put down the apple carefully.
Bessie had come to Rome prepared. She was here to meet the reporter.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Billie could tell that Amy was a hunter. She tried not to feel intimidated.
On Tuesday, Darrell made friends.
Mau shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a beautiful afternoon. Lance was on the corner.
Audrey checked her watch.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to Thanksgiving. Herbert knew what to do.
Willard could tell that Corey was unbelieving. He opened the door to the cell.
Leslie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
When Loretta opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her work.
Charlotte had been expecting Dorothy for three hours. She put down her piña colada.
Dianne knew that the zookeeper was lying.
There had never been a fashion designer quite like Jorge Davis, and he knew it.
Jim-Bob was delighted to be floating.
Lord Jimmy was in one of his moods.
If the greengrocer didn't arrive soon, Denise didn't know what she would do.
Marvin walked into the library and glanced at Terry. "You make me happy," he said.
When Dwayne arrived at his funeral, everyone ignored him.
Ian had invited a chimpanzee to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Jennifer was at the gate. She had a can opener in her hand.
Erin was the best deputy around.
It was a dull, insipid evening. Maurice took a sip of his Bud Light as he led the burglar into the pantry.
Bradley opened the door to the kitchen. He smiled knowingly.
Billy hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a momentous evening.
It was a long way to the swamp. Donna stopped and chewed some gum.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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