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It was a dull, insipid July night. Laura took a bite of her pickle as she led the impersonator into the bedroom.
Marjorie had come to Ireland alone. She was here to meet the swordsmith.
Miguel knew that the pickpocket was ready.
Wanda fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Heidi knew that the monkey was religious.
Stacy was the best lifeguard around.
"Maybe no one will notice," Dale told himself as he waited behind the curtains.
Leslie was relieved that everyone was coming to his party.
The frog was on the prowl. Scott pretended not to notice.
The living room was locked.
After spending a night in the airport, Earl was relieved to see his boss.
It was a dark, moonless August night. Louise was in the office.
As soon as the grand opening started, Ruth lowered her gaze.
When the moon came up, Carlos knew it was time to sleep.
The tax collector opened the door, and led Ruben inside.
Joyce had been waiting for Shelly for five hours. She shrugged.
Kyle was calling. He took a sip of his diet Pepsi.
Jill opened the door to the laundry. She could not believe what she saw.
The noises coming from the basement made Douglas uneasy.
If the shipwright didn't arrive soon, Dave didn't know what he would do.
The sound of the violin made Marcia want to cry.
Neil could see that Wayne was a minister. He tried not to worry.
Someone had invited a dog to the funeral. Jason knew it wouldn't end well.
Noreenys arose from slumber.
When Jared arrived at his party, Billy laughed.
It started like any other day in the guest room. Margaret took a bite of her fishcake.
Alice opened the door to the bedroom. She whistled nonchalantly.
Sam could not feel anything.
"This is crazy," Esther told herself as she waited up the chimney.
Dustin was delighted to be free.
Janice was behind the curtains. She had a fork in her hand.
Carol walked into the bathroom and glanced at Melanie. "You make me worry," she said.
When Craig arrived at his grand opening, Brenda ignored him.
It was a bitterly cold fall morning. Marion scratched her hand as she led the violinist into the living room.
Jeremy fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Heather questioned her plan. It was going to be a momentous night.
Lady Marsha was waiting in the cell.
Going to the creek was a terrible idea. Ashley checked her phone.
A sense of magic was in the air. Mitchell waited.
Uitshula Minddragon raised her axe.
If the messenger didn't arrive soon, Jordan didn't know what he would do.
Jacqueline had invited a spelunker to Easter. She knew what to do.
Grace had come to Johannesburg alone. She was here to meet the paramedic.
Randall checked his reflection.
Ben opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The odour was overwhelming.
Luis was the best wedding planner who ever lived.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Brandine hopeful.
The lumberjack opened the door, and led Pamela inside.
"Just be yourself," Elly-May told herself as she waited in the hospital.
Marlene put down the muffin slowly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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