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Kevin could tell that Milton was unsure. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Edwin gripped his knife. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Someone had invited a tiger to the funeral. Melvin knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the lake. Jessie stopped and closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
The penguin was on the prowl. Justin panicked.
The mayor opened the door, and led Ronald inside.
If the stonecutter didn't arrive soon, Matthew didn't know what he would do.
Lauren walked into the living room and looked at Gwendolyn. "You make me feel good," she said.
It was a wild, stormy Saturday night. Lorraine was in the library.
As soon as Christmas started, Alvin smiled knowingly.
Warp arose from slumber.
On Sunday, Carolyn always made joy.
Perry opened the door to the control room. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a crisp night. Arnold questioned his plan as he led the surgeon into the laundry.
Gladys opened the door to the kitchen. She cracked open another beer.
Going to the cave was a foolhardy idea. Douglas crouched and tied his laces.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
The sound of the seagulls made Sherry angry.
Ernest put down the skateboard nervously.
Everett was disappointed that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Jessie was at the bakery. She had a key in her hand.
After spending a night on a train, Jean was relieved to see her car.
Rebecca could see that the drug dealer was patient.
The smell coming from the library made Marion uneasy.
For as long as Sue could remember, she'd wanted to be a clerk.
Connie was delighted to be free.
Smiu shielded his eyes against the blast.
Dan looked at the time.
Michele had never been to the sea. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
Bobbie walked into the closet and looked at Heidi. "You make me tired," she said.
Katie could tell that Cassandra was indifferent. She opened the door to the basement.
Lord Folness was waiting in the dining room.
Sarah-Jane could feel her life slipping away.
It was a long and sleepless night. Bryan was in the cafe.
When Laura arrived at her funeral, Sherry laughed.
A sense of magic was in the air. Ralph looked at the time.
When Anita arrived at her party, Gina ignored her.
The chimpanzee was on the loose. Dorothy knew exactly what to do.
Marjorie had invited a fisher to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Ruben was the best yodeler around.
Mabel had been expecting Marian for hours. She cracked open another beer.
The sound of the blender made Anthony laugh.
Waesue leaned into the wind.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Amber didn't know what she would do.
On Wednesday, Gertrude always made a yurt.
Arlene opened the door to the stable. She was afraid of what she would find.
Jim-Bob lit a cigarette. It was going to be a tough night.
Shane fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
It was a sad morning. Howard rubbed his hands together as he led the student into the chapel.
Edwin was in the pantry. He had a cup in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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