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Going to the ocean was a bad idea. Joshua cracked open another beer.
Smoke was in the air. Jose looked at the time.
Corey had invited a wolf to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Naomi put down the guitar slowly.
Eileen was the best botanist who ever lived.
Angel opened the door to the office. He whistled nonchalantly.
Lisa walked into the cell and glanced at Jesus. "You make me lie," she said.
Lloyd opened the door to the bathroom. The stench was unbearable.
Megan had been waiting for Christina for three hours. She put down her Powerade.
For as long as Walter could remember, he'd wanted to be a zookeeper.
On Tuesday, Virgil always made it right.
Willie had come to Mars prepared. She was here to meet the actor.
Wendy staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Peggy could see that the game show host was distressed.
Ashley chewed her lip. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Bobbi-Jo felt that Penny was selfless.
There had never been a violinist quite like Terrance Hall, and he knew it.
It was a evening full of promise. Thomas was in the nuclear power-plant.
The dog was on the loose. Sonia pretended not to notice.
Someone had invited a goose to the funeral. Cindy knew the fun was about to begin.
Oruilyn leaned into the wind.
"Just breathe," Hilda told herself as she waited in the office.
Lord Jordan was in one of his moods.
Lewis could not see anything.
Alexander was delighted to be alone.
When Nellie arrived at her grand opening, everyone fainted.
Tony was disappointed that Brian was coming to Christmas.
If the singer didn't arrive soon, Harvey didn't know what he would do.
Miguel had been expecting Mario for four days. He took a long sip of his Guinness.
Edwin was the best diplomat around.
Renee opened the door to the kitchen. She took a bite of her cracker.
Tammy had never been to the desert. She chewed some gum.
When rain began, Dustin knew it was time to find shelter.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Eva meditated.
Beatrice had invited a bunny to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the beach. Rafael stopped and ground his teeth.
It was a quiet spring night. Carol looked at the time as she led the nanny into the control room.
When Mabel opened the door Mr. Freeman looked up from his book.
Erika walked into the bathroom and glanced at Wallace. "You make me succeed," she said.
There had never been a terrorist quite like Sue Young, and she knew it.
The music coming from the wine cellar made Travis hopeful.
Kristin was crying. She hoped for a miracle.
Ana felt that Naomi was morbid.
For as long as Wesley could remember, he'd wanted to be a burglar.
On Friday, Lydia made history.
As soon as the wedding started, Warren took a bite of his muffin.
Georgia could tell that Tamara was a sleuth. She tried not to laugh.
It was a brilliant July afternoon. Ted was in the cathedral.
Basil staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Wysax shielded his eyes against the light.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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