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It was a clear and cloudless summer night. Jeffrey was at the butcher.
As soon as Christmas started, Danny took a bite of his apple.
After spending a night on a train, Erika was relieved to see her home.
Ron knew that the octopus was sharing.
When wolves began to howl, Travis knew it was time to move on.
When Derek arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
Marcia was the best soldier who ever lived.
Lord Chris was in one of his moods.
Miguel knew that Ronnie was phlegmatic.
Sarae leaned into the wind.
Marshall fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a fun evening. Brenda grimaced as she led the beekeeper into the basement.
Joseph opened the door to the dining room. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Andre was in the playground. He had a wrench in his hand.
Going to the beach was a great idea. Donna looked at the time.
Benjamin had invited a chicken sexer to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Someone had invited a donkey to Christmas. Anita knew the fun was about to begin.
Bryan hoped that the dentist was empathetic.
Irene walked into the kitchen and glanced at Tara. "You make me jump," she said.
Rita had come to Cairo alone. She was here to meet the electrician.
Beatrice could tell that Lena was surprising. She opened the door to the lobby.
Ashley could tell that Donna was a paramedic. She tried not to worry.
Erin had been expecting Joanne for days. She chewed some gum.
The smell coming from the attic made Ralph uneasy.
A sense of magic was in the air. Audrey looked at the time.
Clifford was calling. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Katrina could feel her life slipping away.
It was a gloomy morning. Allan was in the nuclear power-plant.
Dooth shielded her eyes against the sun.
"Just be yourself," Ruth told herself as she waited at the bakery.
It was a typical afternoon in Beijing. Stephen straightened his clothes.
The sound of the baby crying made Willard want to cry.
When Howard arrived at Christmas, Sally rushed to see him.
Mitchell opened the door to the lobby. He shrugged.
Billy-Bob was glad that Steven was coming to his grand opening.
Lady Ella was in one of her moods.
There had never been a mobster quite like Ann White, and she knew it.
Maxine whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a special morning.
Violet knew that the beggar was discreet.
When wolves began to howl, Curtis knew it was time to find shelter.
Someone had invited an elephant to the funeral. Alfredo knew the fun was about to begin.
The ant was on the loose. Carol pretended not to notice.
When Rhonda opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his work.
After spending a night in hell, Marsha was relieved to see her father.
Kent was the best tattooist in town.
The hypnotist opened the door, and led Frances inside.
Ethel knew that the crocodile was haughty.
When Susan arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
Derek could see that Donald was procrastinating. He opened the door to the closet.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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