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Ricardo had invited a chipmunk to his funeral. He knew what to do.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Darryl told himself as he waited behind the tree.
Judy could see that Penny was venomous.
It was a typical afternoon in the guest room. Paula nodded to the barista.
Kay walked into the laundry and looked at Mary. "You make me worry," she said.
It was a long way to the peak. Jennie stopped and ground her teeth.
Betty was in the closet. She had a spatula in her hand.
Pamela had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the firefighter.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Nicholas laugh.
Dana was suprised to be alive.
Lord Harold was sitting in the garage.
Vuirgenys waited for the battle to begin.
Hugh was whistling. He swallowed nervously.
Eric could tell that Leon was responsive. He opened the door to the control room.
When Rebecca arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed.
The elephant was on the loose. Diana panicked.
It was a dark, moonless night. Jane rubbed her hands together as she led the psychiatrist into the attic.
Eva fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Stacy opened the door to the library. She wanted chocolate.
Wesley could feel his heart beating.
Edna had never been to the sea. She lit a cigarette.
When Julian opened the door Mr. Taylor looked up from his book.
Gail picked up her screwdriver. It was going to be a tough day.
On Friday, Jerry always made love.
As soon as the funeral started, Everett took a sip of his Gatorade.
Frederick could see that Chris was a firefighter. He tried not to smile.
Dolores hoped that the truck driver was exciting.
Ellen could not see anything.
Mathew was the best linguist bar none.
Peggy opened the door to the cell. The silence was overwhelming.
Melvin put down the candy-bar nervously.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Alicia could see that the rat was restless.
There had never been a DJ quite like Diane Parker, and she knew it.
Eric questioned his plan.
The taxidermist opened the door, and led Mike inside.
A sense of magic was in the air. Adrian looked at the time.
After spending a night on a train, Evelyn was relieved to see her husband.
Jane opened the door to the lounge room. She picked up her screwdriver.
For as long as Bobbi-Jo could remember, she'd wanted to be a ditch digger.
It was a bitterly cold Tuesday afternoon. Tommy was at the football stadium.
When Harold arrived at Christmas, Luis welcomed him.
Troy knew that Corey was coming to his grand opening.
Armando staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Lord Raymond was reading in the office.
Melanie was acting. She knew it was too late.
Slaerta waited for the battle to begin.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Johnny want to cry.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Jean uneasy.
As soon as the party started, Erin giggled to herself.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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