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If the chicken sexer didn't arrive soon, Kevin didn't know what he would do.
When Ann arrived at her party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Suzanne took a bite of her burger.
Peter could tell that Robert was creative. He opened the door to the cell.
Roberta had been waiting for Valerie for five hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
Jimmie hoped that the mason was proud.
Nina had never been to the desert. She raised her hands.
It was a wintery afternoon. Benjamin was in the mirror.
For as long as Roy could remember, he'd wanted to be a herbalist.
Lady Elderketh was in one of her moods.
The sound of the waterfall made Morris want to cry.
Going to the peak was a bad idea. Margaret took a sip of her punch.
Love was in the air. Roberta smiled knowingly.
The noises coming from the office made Adrian hopeful.
Vivian was the best cobbler bar none.
When the sun rose, Jack knew it was time to move on.
On Monday, Louis always made it fun.
Brittany had invited a knight to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The guest room was full of smoke.
Dolores could see that Terri was an evangelist. She tried not to worry.
The pawnbroker opened the door, and led Leah inside.
When Kyle arrived at his party, everyone rushed to see him.
Derrick was suprised to be alive.
It was a typical afternoon in the cathedral. Howard knew it wasn't too late.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Christmas. Ross knew it wouldn't end well.
Olga was worried that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Lester was in the lighthouse. He had an apple in his hand.
Edwin opened the door to the attic. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Marilyn opened the door to the bedroom. The stench was overwhelming.
It was a long way to the mountain. Lisa stopped and straightened her hair.
Francisco had come to Japan prepared. He was here to meet the dogcatcher.
It was a snowy Friday afternoon. Brett was under the bridge.
Matthew fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Ray was choosing. He chewed some gum.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Claudia felt that Vivian was tortured.
Deborah could not feel anything.
Nathaniel walked into the pantry and looked at Frances. "You make me dance," he said.
Bobbie-Sue had never been to the planet. She took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
After spending a night on a plane, Alfred was relieved to see his wife.
Sara could feel her life slipping away.
The fish was on the prowl. Jared knew exactly what to do.
Dwayne put down the umbrella carefully.
When the moon came up, Warren knew it was time to sleep.
Nora knew that the chicken was miserable.
Lady Sarah was eating in the cloakroom.
There had never been a firefighter quite like Elly-May Allen, and she knew it.
On Saturday, Emily made better choices.
It was a long way to the bay. Esther stopped and lowered her gaze.
The drummer opened the door, and led Teresa inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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