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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
Christian was angry that everyone was coming to Easter.
Alberto opened the door to the laundry. He whistled nonchalantly.
The mechanic opened the door, and led Corey inside.
Kathleen had been waiting for Janet for five hours. She lowered her gaze.
Caroline fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
There had never been a janitor quite like Glenn Martin, and he knew it.
Alvin had come to Santa's workshop prepared. He was here to meet the biologist.
Going to the hill was a good idea. Wanda sucked her teeth.
Darren knew that the puppy was tenacious.
As soon as the funeral started, Jon crouched and tied his laces.
"You can do this," Eva told herself as she waited in the nuclear power-plant.
Anna felt that the evangelist was crying.
Ueb arose from slumber.
Someone had invited a lamb to Christmas. Kristen knew what to do.
Raymond was swimming. He took a bite of his muffin.
It was a cool - Months evening. Erin was in the hospital.
The bright light coming from the wine cellar made Stacey uneasy.
Bill opened the door to the laundry. His senses were overwhelmed.
George knew that Dale was irreverent.
Ann had never been to the stream. She wanted food.
When wolves began to howl, Shane knew it was time to move on.
The attic was full of smoke.
Ana was the best jeweler who ever lived.
Allan was at school. He had a key in his hand.
Ruby could tell that Emma was a chemist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Joltaynix Moondemon raised her axe.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Bernice was relieved to see her father.
If the torturer didn't arrive soon, Hazel didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the party started, Jordan lit a cigarette.
The blacksmith opened the door, and led Joan inside.
It was a typical evening in Moscow. Jessica closed her eyes and took a breath.
Ronnie knew that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
When Vera arrived at her wedding, everyone laughed.
Nancy staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
It was a long way to the cave. Raul stopped and took a bite of his bagel.
Stephen put down the guitar carefully.
There had never been a scientist quite like Leslie Allen, and she knew it.
Armando snapped his fingers. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
"No one will ever know," Susan told herself as she waited on the porch.
Ramon had been waiting for Sean for days. He straightened his hair.
Leonard could see that Virgil was lousy.
Louis knew that the tiger was childish.
Billy had invited a cheesemaker to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the lake was a foolhardy idea. Kathleen ground her teeth.
For as long as Erica could remember, she'd wanted to be a lawyer.
Tyrone opened the door to the dungeon. He could not believe what he saw.
Leroy could feel his life slipping away.
Carlos tried to hide.
Someone had invited a pony to Christmas. Leon knew the fun was about to begin.
Kelly could tell that Jim-Bob was powerless. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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