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It was a afternoon full of promise. Theresa was outside the window.
Carole was over the hill. She had a notepad in her hand.
It was a long way to the cave. Elly-May stopped and smiled.
After spending a night on a train, Dorothy was relieved to see her boss.
The horse was on the loose. Regina pretended not to notice.
Jenny walked into the dungeon and looked at Mitchell. "You make me laugh," she said.
Lester took a sip of his egg nog. It was going to be a momentous day.
Hugh knew that Armando was sulky.
If the dictator didn't arrive soon, Justin didn't know what he would do.
Joanne could not hear anything.
Brenda had come to the liferaft alone. She was here to meet the percussionist.
It started like any other day in the shop. Tracey chewed her lip.
Carole opened the door to the lounge room. She took a bite of her spring-roll.
The sound of dogs barking made Barry laugh.
Joan could see that Pearl was innovative. She opened the door to the bedroom.
When the sun rose, Rick knew it was time to find shelter.
The dining room was covered in blood.
When Derek arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed.
On Wednesday, Ramon made it fun.
Carolyn was farting. She nodded to the nurse.
Katrina was glad that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Constance fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Wea waited for the battle to begin.
Priscilla was delighted to be free.
Monica was the best burglar in town.
Ronald knew that the cat was ecstatic.
There had never been an interior designer quite like Mary-Lou Lóp ez, and she knew it.
Floyd had invited a goat to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Neil had been expecting Hugh for two days. He cracked open another beer.
If the farmer didn't arrive soon, Willie didn't know what she would do.
The pig was on the prowl. Olga panicked.
It was a wintery October night. Brent chewed his lip as he led the tailor into the laundry.
It was a clear, bright Friday afternoon. Kim was down the well.
When Alicia arrived at her party, everyone rushed to see her.
Julto shielded his eyes against the blast.
Tei Deathharvest raised his sword.
The miner opened the door, and led Jeff inside.
Charlene put down the bike carefully.
When Vickie opened the door Mrs. Powell looked up from her book.
The bright light coming from the library made Irma hopeful.
Colleen opened the door to the basement. The stench was overwhelming.
For as long as Shane could remember, he'd wanted to be a politician.
Lady Nora was in one of her moods.
As soon as the funeral started, Henry knew it wasn't too late.
Leonard walked into the wine cellar and glanced at Jaime. "You make me shiver," he said.
The sound of dogs barking made Tony hesitant.
It was a long way to the beach. Gloria stopped and took a long sip of her gin and tonic.
Wilma could see that Helen was an air traffic controller. She tried not to laugh.
If the editor didn't arrive soon, Kimberly didn't know what she would do.
There had never been a guru quite like Elaine Adams, and she knew it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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