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Lord Ramon was waiting in the outhouse.
On Saturday, Rhonda always made the world better.
It was a hot Friday morning. Thelma ground her teeth as she led the pianist into the walk-in freezer.
Curtis walked into the guest room and looked at Tracy. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Stella opened the door to the lobby. The odour was unbearable.
Gordon was the best monk bar none.
As soon as Christmas started, Henry straightened his hair.
Clifton could see that Darrell was curious. He opened the door to the dining room.
After spending a night on a train, Ann was relieved to see her car.
It was a long way to the ocean. Anna stopped and took a long sip of her diet Coke.
It was a chilly autumn afternoon. Cathy was in the garden.
The bedroom was locked.
Joyce felt that the elephant was self-indulgent.
Diana could see that Felicia was a construction worker. She tried not to worry.
Alicia hoped that Crystal was comfortable.
There had never been a sleuth quite like Sidney Young, and he knew it.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Dustin had been expecting Robert for four days. He struggled to breathe.
The seal was on the loose. Pamela tried to remain calm.
Ida had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the doctor.
Lord Offencaster was in one of his moods.
Florence took a long sip of her Gatorade.
When Albert arrived at his funeral, everyone welcomed him.
The smell coming from the wardrobe made Julie uneasy.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Julia want to scream.
Peter could not see anything.
Rosemary fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
When Christina opened the door Mr. Taylor looked up from his work.
The winemaker opened the door, and led Rebecca inside.
It was a long way to the volcano. Gabriel stopped and took a bite of his sandwich.
When Dale arrived at Thanksgiving, Theodore laughed.
Christy had never been to the river. She picked up her blue highlighter.
For as long as Edna could remember, she'd wanted to be a mechanic.
Going to the waterfall was a great idea. Amanda ground her teeth.
Nicholas was the best sleuth in town.
Jimmy could see that Ernest was perceptive. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Martha walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Diane. "You make me itchy," she said.
Charlie knew that everyone was coming to Easter.
Plogeawyn shielded his eyes against the blast.
The basement was full of smoke.
It was a hot Sunday night. Miguel wiped the sweat from his brow as he led the ventriloquist into the chapel.
Jordan had been expecting Hector for five hours. He took a bite of his bratwurst.
Richard was running. He picked up his cup.
Ethel opened the door to the kitchen. She was afraid of what she might find.
The crocodile was on the loose. Manuel panicked.
It was a fun January night. Arnold was in the temple.
Ronnie rubbed his hands together. It was going to be a tough morning.
Misty opened the door to the sauna. She straightened her hair.
Vanessa could see that Marsha was dignified.
When Courtney arrived at Christmas, Jimmy welcomed her.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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