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Charlene hoped that the lizard was irreligious.
On Saturday, Ben always made time.
Going to the island was a good idea. Shirley wanted a burger.
Leon had never been to the creek. He raised his hands.
As soon as the funeral started, Perry took a long sip of his 7-up.
If the mortician didn't arrive soon, Kent didn't know what he would do.
Clinton scratched his hand. It was going to be a tough day.
Ted opened the door to the pantry. He had dreamed of this moment.
Joann was searching. She smiled knowingly.
Michele put down the chair carefully.
Eirt Windjaw raised his shield.
Mary-Beth rubbed her hands together.
When Brandine arrived at Thanksgiving, Ann gasped.
Brittany had invited a stunt double to Christmas. She knew what to do.
Leona hoped that the farmer was dutiful.
Nora was suprised to be alone.
When rain began, Elizabeth knew it was time to find shelter.
Carla was the best pirate who ever lived.
Constance opened the door to the dungeon. She went over the plan.
It was a long way to the island. Beverly stopped and chewed some gum.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Samuel was relieved to see his home.
"They know it was me," Janet told herself as she waited under the bridge.
It was a foggy Friday afternoon. Tim was in the office.
Brittany walked into the office and glanced at Adrian. "You make me hot," she said.
The sound of hammering made Elly-May laugh.
Joshua could feel his heart beating.
The noises coming from the barn made Leroy hopeful.
The conservatory was a complete mess.
Going to the stream was a good idea. Dale chuckled to himself.
Louis could see that the rat was neglectful.
For as long as Susan could remember, she'd wanted to be a herbalist.
Lance was in the chapel. He had a mouse in his hand.
It started like any other night in the dining room. Eva wanted one last chance.
The mobster opened the door, and led Corey inside.
Zachary was disappointed that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Julio had never been to the mountain. He questioned his plan.
Josephine had been expecting Jennie for four hours. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
The scorpion had escaped. Jo panicked.
As soon as the grand opening started, Edward raised his hands.
Rita had come to India alone. She was here to meet the manager.
When Brian opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her work.
It was a clear, bright afternoon. Becky chewed her lip as she led the boatbuilder into the bathroom.
June was the best undertaker in town.
There had never been a social worker quite like Debbie Adams, and she knew it.
Lewis took a bite of his pickle. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Brandy opened the door to the bedroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Eugene crouched and tied his laces.
Seuth arose from slumber.
Jose put down the umbrella carefully.
When the moon came up, Grace knew it was time to run.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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