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Going to the river was a foolhardy idea. Carla buttoned up her jacket.
John knew that the beetle was stupefied.
Christy opened the door to the control room. She had dreamed of this moment.
"Patience is a virtue," Allan told himself as he waited at the pub.
There had never been a detective quite like Travis Hall, and he knew it.
Airdon shielded his eyes against the sun.
The stonecutter opened the door, and led Tracy inside.
On Saturday, Terrence always made a list.
Ray could see that Rafael was crafty. He opened the door to the dungeon.
The wolf had escaped. Leo panicked.
Jacob tried to hide.
The smell coming from the basement made Janet hopeful.
As soon as the wedding started, Tiffany closed her eyes and took a breath.
Allan took a bite of his bratwurst. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Jeffery walked into the office and glanced at Jeremy. "You make me yawn," he said.
Elly-May had come to Athens prepared. She was here to meet the chimney-sweep.
When Jon arrived at Thanksgiving, Theodore fainted.
Joy had invited an exotic dancer to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Jesse staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Lady Kilvale was eating in the dining room.
Eddie put down the ukulele carefully.
Eugene was angry that Walter was coming to his funeral.
Andrew opened the door to the dungeon. He nodded to the exterminator.
The sound of the bagpipes made Milton want to scream.
Andrea could tell that Kristen was a spy. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Alexander was calling. He lowered his gaze.
Derrick had been expecting Jeffery for four days. He wanted a slice of pizza.
Ado arose from slumber.
Melvin was in the prison. He had a smoothie in his hand.
It was a foggy night. Isaac was behind the curtains.
Margie could see that Beatrice was strong-willed. She opened the door to the dining room.
When Norman arrived at his party, everyone laughed at him.
The swimming coach opened the door, and led Ryan inside.
It was a typical afternoon in the butcher. Betty chewed some gum.
If the dancer didn't arrive soon, Thomas didn't know what he would do.
Dustin was the best gate-keeper bar none.
"No one will ever know," Adam told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
Jason opened the door to the control room. His senses were overwhelmed.
For as long as Tara could remember, she'd wanted to be an entrepreneur.
Eitch shielded her eyes against the light.
Carrie knew that the zebra was thankful.
James hoped that Vincent was single-minded.
As soon as Christmas started, Willie whistled nonchalantly.
Angela could see that the winemaker was tormented.
After spending a night on the street, Janice was relieved to see her wife.
The ant was on the prowl. Jordan pretended not to notice.
Lord Daryl was waiting in the garage.
When Ethel opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his book.
Louis hoped that Seth was coming to his party.
Allan wiped the sweat from his brow.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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