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There had never been a sniper quite like Glenda Lewis, and she knew it.
If the blacksmith didn't arrive soon, Enrique didn't know what he would do.
It was a long and sleepless April night. Mike was in the temple.
The smoke coming from the attic made Shane uneasy.
Sylvia sucked her teeth.
Samuel walked into the dining room and looked at Anita. "You make me giggle," he said.
Adam could tell that Wayne was a tailor. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Bernice opened the door to the kitchen. She could not believe what she saw.
When Elizabeth arrived at Easter, Gladys cried.
Jill could see that Pauline was mannered.
Going to the creek was a good idea. Arthur nodded to the goatherd.
Brandon was at the aquarium. He had a banana in his hand.
The pilot opened the door, and led Deborah inside.
Sidney had never been to the cave. He swallowed nervously.
For as long as Paula could remember, she'd wanted to be a cheesemaker.
When rain stopped, Kyle knew it was time to run.
Dwayne could see that Kent was artificial. He opened the door to the cell.
Ruben hoped that the tortoise was mournful.
It was a typical evening in the hospital. Jeff crouched and tied his laces.
The stable was the perfect location.
As soon as Easter started, Darrell enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Smoke was in the air. Doris looked at the time.
When Wade arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone booed him.
Nancy had been waiting for Regina for five days. She took a bite of her apple.
Lady Megan was in one of her moods.
When Geraldine opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his work.
Trisaord waited for the battle to begin.
After spending a night on a plane, Vera was relieved to see her car.
Mark opened the door to the lobby. His senses were overwhelmed.
Arlene fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
"Dare to dream," Wilma told herself as she waited behind the bikeshed.
Lillian could see that Shirley was a chauffeur. She tried not to laugh.
Colleen closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette. It was going to be a special morning.
When Elmer arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
If the journalist didn't arrive soon, Cory didn't know what he would do.
Pedro was delighted to be floating.
Scott opened the door to the cell. He took a sip of his ale.
Paul was sitting. He struggled to breathe.
The kitten was on the prowl. Ramona tried to remain calm.
It was a long way to the hill. Roberto stopped and raised his hands.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Oscar hesitant.
It was a rainy Wednesday night. Susan was in the hospital.
Going to the stream was a good idea. Alfred checked his reflection.
Colleen had invited an exotic dancer to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The noises coming from the lobby made Melinda hopeful.
It started like any other night in the zoo. Florence put down her mouse.
The ventriloquist opened the door, and led Vickie inside.
Cynthia could see that Gertrude was fixed. She opened the door to the attic.
Basil swallowed nervously.
Sheila put down the celery stick slowly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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