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Wallace opened the door to the bathroom. He rubbed his hands together.
Evelyn was delighted to be alive.
For as long as Hugh could remember, he'd wanted to be a physician.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Easter. Gertrude knew it wouldn't end well.
When Dolores arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Muarkania shielded his eyes against the blast.
"It has to work," Joyce told herself as she waited under the bed.
Juan walked into the bedroom and glanced at Mattie. "You make me sad," he said.
As soon as the grand opening started, Andrea struggled to breathe.
On Saturday, Howard made progress.
Joann was relieved that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Donna could see that the singer was curious.
Rodney could see that Jared was handsome. He opened the door to the garage.
Regina had been expecting Virginia for days. She questioned her plan.
Lee had invited a kitten to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The conservatory was covered in blood.
Lord Shipcourt was in one of his moods.
Teresa knew that Barbara was conventional.
Lurbuodom arose from slumber.
Maureen staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
The butler opened the door, and led Andre inside.
Craig opened the door to the wine cellar. The silence was overwhelming.
Lillie was in the cafe. She had a plate in her hand.
When Martin opened the door Mr. Lewis looked up from his work.
Jared hoped that the kitten was pugnacious.
Love was in the air. Wallace waited.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Jo-Ellen uneasy.
Tonya ground her teeth. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
After spending a night on a train, Toni was relieved to see her home.
Lady Nora was in one of her moods.
The dog was on the loose. Patrick pretended not to notice.
When Kathy arrived at her grand opening, Diana embraced her.
When Monica arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Eddie was delighted to be free.
Aaron wanted a burger.
When the moon came up, Denise knew it was time to run.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Jessica told herself as she waited in the food court.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Jo was around the corner.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Laurie knew it was too late.
Lady Drumcott was in one of her moods.
It was a typical afternoon in the temple. Duane scratched his hand.
Pearl put down the chair slowly.
Dwight was glad that no one was coming to his funeral.
Maxine could see that Georgia was pretentious. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Grace had invited a shop assistant to Christmas. She knew what to do.
On Saturday, Roger always made money.
There had never been an archer quite like Heather Miller, and she knew it.
The sound of the alarm made Kelly hesitant.
After spending a night in hell, Helen was relieved to see her boss.
Norma felt that the eagle was responsible.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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