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Phillip opened the door to the barn. The stench was unbearable.
Brent was climbing. He ground his teeth.
Someone had invited a bird to the funeral. Felicia knew what to do.
Esther wanted a hot dog. It was going to be a long day.
Arthur walked into the kitchen and looked at Karl. "You make me eat," he said.
Judith staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
The tailor opened the door, and led Suzanne inside.
There had never been a record producer quite like Rachel Freeman, and she knew it.
It was a tumultuous spring morning. Shane lit a cigarette as he led the priest into the chapel.
The sound of the blender made Marsha want to cry.
For as long as Violet could remember, she'd wanted to be a pilot.
Lewis could see that Johnny was an imam. He tried not to worry.
Mabel had been expecting Joyce for hours. She rubbed her hands together.
On Saturday, Zachary made wine.
When the sun rose, Ted knew it was time to move on.
Danny was suprised to be free.
It was a long way to the pond. Doris stopped and shrugged.
Michele felt that Colleen was annoyed.
It was a beautiful Tuesday night. Ruth was in the basement.
Julian could tell that Allan was unbelieving. He opened the door to the dining room.
Perry felt that the musician was studious.
Jon could feel his life slipping away.
Carole twiddled her thumbs.
The wardrobe was locked.
The music coming from the office made Lee hopeful.
If the barber didn't arrive soon, Willard didn't know what he would do.
As soon as the party started, Lucille picked up her pen.
When Rafael arrived at Easter, Jim welcomed him.
When Sherry arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Alice walked into the cloakroom and looked at Dolores. "You make me cry," she said.
Charlene knew that the dog was experimental.
Casey put down the carrot carefully.
The sheep was on the prowl. Eduardo pretended not to notice.
There had never been a factory worker quite like Debra Tremblay, and she knew it.
Bernice opened the door to the corridor. Her senses were overwhelmed.
"Time to shine," Samuel told himself as he waited in the shop.
Stephen had never been to the valley. He took a long sip of his Earl Grey tea.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Lois want to scream.
Philip was suprised to be floating.
Micheal had come to Germany prepared. He was here to meet the butcher.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Steve was in the deli.
Oarl waited for the battle to begin.
Someone had invited a lemur to the wedding. Rhonda knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the beach was a bad idea. Melissa cracked open another beer.
Warren could tell that Gerald was a paramedic. He tried not to smile.
Moroura shielded her eyes against the blast.
Matthew was the best photographer in town.
When Jared opened the door Mr. Hill looked up from his work.
Dora could not feel anything.
After spending a night in jail, Alfredo was relieved to see his car.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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