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It was a bleak, wintery August afternoon. Joe was in the garden.
Bobbi-Jo was worried that Patsy was coming to Easter.
A sense of magic was in the air. Darrell waited.
Eric walked into the garage and looked at Lauren. "You make me sweat," he said.
Stella could see that the puppy was snoopy.
Bro shielded her eyes against the light.
The sound of the lawnmower made Marie laugh.
Timothy grimaced. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Someone had invited a raccoon to the funeral. Eduardo knew what to do.
Earl put down the kite nervously.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Paula could tell that Cindy was shortsighted. She opened the door to the cloakroom.
The music coming from the basement made Ivan hopeful.
Jeffrey had invited a professor to Easter. He knew what to do.
When Naomi arrived at Christmas, Sam welcomed her.
It was a typical evening in Istanbul. Lonnie buttoned up his jacket.
When Christopher opened the door Mr. Lee looked up from his book.
Gabriel was praying. He shuddered in anticipation.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Donna raised her hands.
Phyllis had never been to the sea. She took a long sip of her hot chocolate.
Angela hoped that June was shaky.
Curtis had come to Cairo prepared. He was here to meet the gate-keeper.
Ruben could see that Jaime was a geologist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The octopus was on the loose. Vivian panicked.
The basement was spotless.
There had never been a musician quite like Yolanda Harris, and she knew it.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Douglas ground his teeth.
Stanley knew that the minister was subjective.
Jenny opened the door to the lounge room. She could not believe what she saw.
"No one will ever know," Florence told herself as she waited behind the wall.
Love was in the air. Paul smiled knowingly.
Lance was angry that no one was coming to Christmas.
Alicia took a bite of her croissant. It was going to be a special night.
It was a long way to the cave. Henry stopped and chewed some gum.
The sound of the chickens made Eugene laugh.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Herman was relieved to see his husband.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Joann went over the plan as she led the pickpocket into the dining room.
It was a hot Wednesday morning. Clyde was in the lighthouse.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Judith closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Mildred knew that the panda was clumsy.
Francis staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
On Saturday, Tamara made a statement.
Julia meditated.
Lord Dustgate was waiting in the garage.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Christmas. Marian knew the fun was about to begin.
Walter had invited a nanny to Easter. He knew what to do.
When Frances arrived at her wedding, everyone welcomed her.
Paul opened the door to the living room. He took a bite of his pickle.
Fas Worldmouth raised his shield.
Vanessa was the best translator in town.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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