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Terry had invited a tiger to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When Jack opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his book.
Alicia walked into the dungeon and glanced at Karen. "You make me cry," she said.
Shirley opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Tanya was worried that Sarah-Jane was coming to Thanksgiving.
For as long as Travis could remember, he'd wanted to be a guide.
Billie set aside her wrench.
It was a dark and stormy summer night. Colleen cracked open another beer as she led the lifeguard into the kitchen.
The shark had escaped. Freddie pretended not to notice.
It was a lazy March afternoon. Erik was in the fridge.
Nuchaodon waited for the battle to begin.
After spending a night in the airport, Jared was relieved to see his boss.
Leo had come to Hong Kong prepared. He was here to meet the watchmaker.
On Wednesday, Ricky made a mess.
The tattooist opened the door, and led Harvey inside.
Jesse crouched and tied his laces. It was going to be a long night.
When Paul arrived at his wedding, Ronald stared in disbelief.
Someone had invited a giraffe to the funeral. Emma knew the fun was about to begin.
Jack put down the skateboard slowly.
As soon as Easter started, Sidney swallowed nervously.
Farap shielded her eyes against the light.
Lord Bandlekeld was in one of his moods.
Virgil was the best beekeeper bar none.
Roberta had been waiting for Juanita for six hours. She lit a cigarette.
The bedroom was dark and oddly quiet.
Courtney was delighted to be alive.
If the governor didn't arrive soon, Clinton didn't know what he would do.
Going to the ocean was a foolhardy idea. Jeffrey ground his teeth.
Ethel opened the door to the library. The silence was overwhelming.
For as long as Sergio could remember, he'd wanted to be a chef.
Nina had never been to the forest. She swallowed nervously.
Manuel walked into the barn and glanced at Bobby. "You make me dance," he said.
When Elly-May arrived at Thanksgiving, Hazel rushed to see her.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Penny uneasy.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Floyd laugh.
Whusou Bloodfoot raised his axe.
Brian could not feel anything.
When rain stopped, Henry knew it was time to find shelter.
Alma hoped that everyone was coming to her wedding.
On Monday, Ernest always made each day count.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Karen could see that the kitten was sweet.
Bernard could tell that Ricky was a cobbler. He tried not to smile.
Nicole snapped her fingers.
The fashion designer opened the door, and led Louis inside.
Micheal swallowed nervously. It was going to be a fantastic day.
When Dave opened the door Mrs. Taylor looked up from her book.
It was a long way to the planet. Fernando stopped and took a sip of his wine.
Sidney was delighted to be alone.
Carolyn was the best diplomat in town.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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