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Natalie had never been to the volcano. She took a long sip of her whiskey.
Julio walked into the wine cellar and glanced at Nelson. "You make me feel good," he said.
Joanne had invited a donkey to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Teresa could not feel anything.
Going to the desert island was a bad idea. Gloria wanted relief.
When Jenny opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his work.
There had never been a cheesemaker quite like Joe Robin son, and he knew it.
For as long as Henry could remember, he'd wanted to be a chimney-sweep.
Donna put down the bratwurst slowly.
When Stacy arrived at Thanksgiving, Donald welcomed her.
Peter scratched his hand.
If the fortune-teller didn't arrive soon, Jacqueline didn't know what she would do.
It was a sad Saturday morning. Jackie was at the concert.
The bright light coming from the lobby made Natalie uneasy.
Joel staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Shirley could see that the ant was decadent.
Lord Cecil was in one of his moods.
The gladiator opened the door, and led Julie inside.
Tanya buttoned up her jacket. It was going to be a tough morning.
As soon as the grand opening started, Ricardo picked up his bagel.
Annie opened the door to the bedroom. The smell was unmistakable.
Euff leaned into the wind.
Billie was glad that no one was coming to her party.
Lillian had come to the windmill alone. She was here to meet the architect.
Someone had invited a bird to Christmas. Clarence knew it wouldn't end well.
"Patience is a virtue," Luis told himself as he waited in the temple.
Ruby had been waiting for Renee for three days. She ground her teeth.
Toni hoped that Sally was hardy.
Geraldine had invited a bunny to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Sherry could not see anything.
After spending a night in hospital, Eduardo was relieved to see his wife.
Dolores could feel her life slipping away.
Eileen opened the door to the dining room. She chewed some gum.
It started like any other afternoon in the deli. Karl lit a cigarette.
When Penny arrived at her party, Sue booed her.
For as long as Benjamin could remember, he'd wanted to be a tattooist.
When Bobbi-Jo opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
Katrina put down the ukulele slowly.
As soon as Easter started, Eva cracked open another beer.
It was a clear, bright Thursday afternoon. Leon was at the bus stop.
If the guitarist didn't arrive soon, Mae didn't know what she would do.
The dolphin had escaped. Courtney knew exactly what to do.
On Tuesday, Ted made an impression.
Laura-May could see that Jessica was a barista. She tried not to worry.
Alfred had never been to the mountain. He took a bite of his fishcake.
Erika straightened her hair.
Lauren was the best dictator who ever lived.
The dining room was the perfect location.
Grace took a long sip of her strawberry milkshake. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Ralph was in the bell-tower. He had a cocktail in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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