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Frederick was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
Andrew put down the cracker carefully.
David had come to Ireland alone. He was here to meet the tailor.
"You deserve this," Carole told herself as she waited in the hospital.
Giloch arose from slumber.
It was a long way to the planet. Alicia stopped and lit a cigarette.
For as long as Bessie could remember, she'd wanted to be a watchmaker.
When the moon came up, Melissa knew it was time to move on.
Harold knew that Wayne was attractive.
Anthony had invited a moose to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Cheryl was the best spy in town.
Smoke was in the air. Carrie smiled knowingly.
Vivian took a sip of her beer. It was going to be a fantastic night.
On Saturday, Ricardo always made the world better.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
When Elsie arrived at her party, everyone laughed at her.
Jean fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
The sound of the violin made Elmer want to cry.
Chris could tell that Warren was a playwright. He tried not to worry.
Steven could see that the medic was forceful.
It was a quiet afternoon. Bruce was on the bus.
As soon as Easter started, Jackie hoped for a miracle.
Rosemary had been waiting for Marian for five days. She struggled to breathe.
There had never been a ventriloquist quite like Sonia Freeman, and she knew it.
If the real estate agent didn't arrive soon, Hilda didn't know what she would do.
Charlie was screaming. He crouched and tied his laces.
Larry closed his eyes and took a breath.
Harry opened the door to the bathroom. His senses were overwhelmed.
Uepoo arose from slumber.
Jeff walked into the garage and looked at Clayton. "You make me laugh," he said.
Jill felt that the hedgehog was unfriendly.
Amanda had come to Ireland alone. She was here to meet the spy.
Going to the planet was a good idea. Kirk took a sip of his ale.
Lord Culinge was sitting in the cloakroom.
The photographer opened the door, and led Lucille inside.
It started like any other night in the bus stop. Erika took a bite of her candy-bar.
Louis put down the bike nervously.
Lady Elizabeth was in one of her moods.
Darrell opened the door to the bedroom. He shrugged.
It was a long way to the forest. Alberto stopped and tried to hide.
Andrea staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
When Enrique opened the door Mr. Washington looked up from his book.
Perry felt that Gene was blissful.
The cheetah was on the loose. Lynn tried to remain calm.
Bobbie-Sue could see that Tina was soft. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Pauline was the best guitarist around.
The music coming from the wardrobe made Charlie uneasy.
Someone had invited a puppy to the party. Philip knew what to do.
Gwendolyn had never been to the woods. She chewed her lip.
"Just try not to cry," Lauren told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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