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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
It was a long way to the desert. Christopher stopped and picked up his ale.
It was a clear Tuesday evening. Julian was at the bus stop.
Florence could feel her life slipping away.
When the sun rose, Leslie knew it was time to move on.
Troy had come to Spain prepared. He was here to meet the police officer.
On Friday, Willie always made a plan.
Alice opened the door to the cell. She chewed some gum.
Euzh Flesh-eye raised her fist.
Lady Kilden was in one of her moods.
Harvey had invited a seal to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Donna could see that Sally was caring. She opened the door to the dining room.
Someone had invited a monkey to the grand opening. Kristen knew what to do.
When Jennifer opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his work.
Veronica was falling. She took a long sip of her wine.
After spending a night under a bridge, Debbie was relieved to see her car.
Il leaned into the wind.
Lady Stacey was sitting in the laundry.
Derek crouched and tied his laces. It was going to be a long night.
The smell coming from the living room made Leslie uneasy.
If the pirate didn't arrive soon, Gene didn't know what he would do.
Going to the gully was a great idea. Connie took a bite of her burger.
The drug dealer opened the door, and led Georgia inside.
Esther opened the door to the guest room. She was afraid of what she would find.
"Today is the day," Alma told herself as she waited in the museum.
For as long as Kurt could remember, he'd wanted to be a herbalist.
As soon as the wedding started, Jason took a sip of his tea.
The squirrel was on the prowl. Cynthia knew exactly what to do.
Lucy wiped the sweat from her brow.
Helen was delighted to be alone.
Patrick opened the door to the closet. He checked his phone.
On Sunday, Lance made animal sounds.
Jennie could see that Edna was a ventriloquist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
George hoped that the chimpanzee was disruptive.
Bill could not feel anything.
Clayton walked into the dining room and glanced at Russell. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Diane was in the deli. She had a pair of scissors in her hand.
When Margie arrived at her grand opening, Kimberly fainted.
Lord Joseph was in one of his moods.
It was a typical Friday evening. Leah was in the bath.
Sidney fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Lynn had invited a seal to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
When Rene opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his book.
Francisco could see that Timothy was frugal. He opened the door to the closet.
Maguef leaned into the wind.
Cory was the best fortune-teller in town.
Jane had been waiting for Vicki for six days. She put down her cocktail.
John had never been to the bay. He cracked open another beer.
Miemin shielded his eyes against the sun.
There had never been a lighthouse-keeper quite like Misty Washington, and she knew it.
If the taxi-driver didn't arrive soon, Peggy didn't know what she would do.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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