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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
"Just be yourself," Kenneth told himself as he waited over the fence.
Going to the sea was a terrible idea. Laura-May wanted a friend.
When the moon came up, Ricky knew it was time to run.
Gail walked into the cloakroom and glanced at Bob. "You make me dance," she said.
Ryan put down the burger nervously.
The sound of hammering made Jeanne laugh.
Lord Bobby was in one of his moods.
When Lorraine arrived at her funeral, Debra cried.
Brenda had never been to the desert island. She took a bite of her bratwurst.
It was a morning full of promise. Anna was in the hair salon.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Tom could see that Louis was a pilot. He tried not to laugh.
Frederick had been waiting for Zachary for hours. He cracked open another beer.
Kristen hoped that the squirrel was questioning.
Clyde had invited a wizard to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Velma was in the corner. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
Duane staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Claude picked up his knife. It was going to be a long day.
Wondeo Doommaker raised his fist.
Mario was the best clown around.
Oetiuve shielded her eyes against the light.
The giraffe had escaped. Lillie tried to remain calm.
Dorothy opened the door to the kitchen. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Derek snapped his fingers.
Earl had come to Moscow prepared. He was here to meet the archer.
Wiloi waited for the battle to begin.
As soon as Christmas started, Jacqueline cracked open another beer.
It was a typical night in the zoo. Alicia laughed to herself.
Suzanne was whispering. She straightened her hair.
It was a bright and starry fall night. Vernon swallowed nervously as he led the blacksmith into the office.
Edith had never been to the volcano. She scratched her hand.
Love was in the air. Annette waited.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Easter. Robert knew it wouldn't end well.
If the psychiatrist didn't arrive soon, Stanley didn't know what he would do.
"You can do this," Clayton told himself as he waited in the office.
Lord Pontdon was waiting in the lobby.
The greengrocer opened the door, and led Lena inside.
There had never been a thief quite like Alberto Green, and he knew it.
Cory put down the doll carefully.
Marie had been expecting Yvonne for four hours. She checked her phone.
When Laura arrived at Thanksgiving, Michelle laughed.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Curtis was delighted to be alive.
When Ricky opened the door Mr. Stuart looked up from his book.
Jon hoped that Everett was unpatriotic.
When the moon came up, Roy knew it was time to move on.
It was a long and sleepless October night. Reginald was in the lighthouse.
Maxine opened the door to the conservatory. She meditated.
As soon as the wedding started, Loretta swallowed nervously.
For as long as Dwight could remember, he'd wanted to be a ninja.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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