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After spending a night on a plane, William was relieved to see his mother.
Elizabeth was disappointed that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Alvin had never been to the mountain. He took a sip of his whiskey.
The guest room was covered in blood.
It was a bitterly cold summer morning. Reginald cracked open another beer as he led the mortician into the barn.
Dolores felt that Leona was religious.
For as long as Olga could remember, she'd wanted to be a boatbuilder.
Delores looked at the time. It was going to be a long evening.
There had never been a manicurist quite like Alice Coleman, and she knew it.
Zinudon Windstruck raised his shield.
Paul opened the door to the conservatory. He went over the plan.
It was a dark and stormy June morning. Lucy was in the supermarket.
Micheal had invited a lamb to his funeral. He knew what to do.
When Caroline arrived at her party, Maureen stared in disbelief.
Cathy could see that Brittany was a personal trainer. She tried not to smile.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Byron checked his watch.
Edward was losing. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Julio put down the skateboard carefully.
Mary could feel her life slipping away.
Mitchell opened the door to the kitchen. He could not believe what he saw.
"Just breathe," Loretta told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
Priscilla was suprised to be floating.
When the moon came up, Herman knew it was time to run.
Leon had come to the fairy grotto alone. He was here to meet the journalist.
Harold went over the plan.
On Friday, Daisy made money.
When Mattie arrived at Christmas, Joshua rushed to see her.
Going to the bay was a nice idea. Darryl put down his knife.
The sound of the chainsaw made Kevin want to cry.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Aaron knew that the dolphin was crass.
It was a typical April evening. Marshall crouched and tied his laces as he led the pawnbroker into the library.
There had never been a wizard quite like Samuel Walker, and he knew it.
The gravedigger opened the door, and led Mary inside.
The lobby was spotless.
Bobby hoped that the journalist was callous.
Gwendolyn could tell that Vickie was unhealthy. She opened the door to the basement.
The noises coming from the dining room made Laurie hopeful.
Seth was glad that no one was coming to Christmas.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Rita was relieved to see her wife.
As soon as the party started, Dave questioned his plan.
Tony walked into the office and looked at Leon. "You make me dizzy," he said.
It was a long way to the desert. Johnny stopped and chewed his lip.
If the garbage collector didn't arrive soon, Daniel didn't know what he would do.
Oireere shielded his eyes against the sun.
For as long as Lawrence could remember, he'd wanted to be an imam.
Joel staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Henry put down the doll carefully.
When Penny arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed.
Maxine opened the door to the barn. She looked at the time.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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