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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
After spending a night under a bridge, Mabel was relieved to see her boss.
When Jeremy arrived at Christmas, everyone booed him.
Maria hoped that Joyce was coming to Easter.
Smoke was in the air. Evelyn looked at the time.
Dale had come to the palace prepared. He was here to meet the referee.
Vickie had been waiting for Ramona for six days. She took a long sip of her wine.
Eugene put down the celery stick nervously.
Zachary opened the door to the basement. He cracked open another beer.
David fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
The bright light coming from the classroom made Dustin hopeful.
Bobby had invited a meteorologist to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as Deborah could remember, she'd wanted to be a butcher.
Ruby enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
As soon as the party started, Sylvia raised her hands.
Ray could see that Jack was a locksmith. He tried not to laugh.
Enrique hoped that the veterinarian was thorough.
It was a cold, moonlit Tuesday night. Kyle hoped for a miracle as he led the interpreter into the lounge room.
When wolves began to howl, Eddie knew it was time to find shelter.
Alfredo knew that Brad was touchy.
Eileen was behind the wall. She had a Powerade in her hand.
It was a bitterly cold spring evening. Rosemary was outside the window.
Craig was the best butler who ever lived.
Dean opened the door to the laundry. He was afraid of what he might find.
Ted took a long sip of his Coke.
If the cartoonist didn't arrive soon, Gloria didn't know what she would do.
Keli arose from slumber.
Lady Mae was in one of her moods.
Someone had invited a whale to Thanksgiving. Nathaniel knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the lake. Alan stopped and shrugged.
When Scott opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her work.
Jessie had been waiting for Gladys for four hours. She ground her teeth.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Susan uneasy.
The ornithologist opened the door, and led Jared inside.
Chaeckao Lovegrief raised her shield.
Jeffrey opened the door to the kitchen. He picked up his whiskey.
The sound of the drill made Cathy want to cry.
The closet was a complete mess.
When Kathryn arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Cheryl could see that Lisa was insightful.
For as long as Sherry could remember, she'd wanted to be a sniper.
Kelly was drinking. He shrugged.
Elly-May staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
There had never been an astronaut quite like Curtis Cooper, and he knew it.
It was a foggy February evening. Claudia checked her watch as she led the bonecarver into the sauna.
Lillie could tell that Joan was a jailer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Dora was suprised to be free.
Viola could feel her life slipping away.
As soon as the party started, Kristin cracked open another beer.
Roberta had never been to the beach. She took a sip of her chai.
Ronald put down the kebab carefully.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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