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Gertrude was worried that Misty was coming to her wedding.
On Friday, Dwayne made bubbles.
Leroy could tell that Jesus was a teacher. He tried not to worry.
As soon as Christmas started, Keith set aside his hairbrush.
Ryan had never been to the cave. He nodded to the magistrate.
Alberto could see that Lloyd was studious.
It was a typical Saturday night. Kathryn was in the shop.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Tyler smiled knowingly.
"They know it was me," Louis told himself as he waited in the playground.
Fena Sin-eater raised his shield.
Josephine was the best torturer bar none.
Velma knew that the evangelist was tasteless.
Bartholomew walked into the attic and looked at Phyllis. "You make me glow," he said.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Brandine angry.
Jeremy scratched his hand. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Jon opened the door to the bathroom. He had dreamed of this moment.
Tanya put down the kebab carefully.
The basement was flooded.
There had never been a burglar quite like Billy-Bob Davis, and he knew it.
Lord Ecclesmain was in one of his moods.
Jim was at the train station. He had a mouse in his hand.
The thief opened the door, and led Helen inside.
When the sun rose, Dustin knew it was time to find shelter.
Roland could feel his life slipping away.
The hippopotamus was on the prowl. Herman panicked.
Daisy had invited a llama to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night in the airport, Martha was relieved to see her mother.
For as long as Kurt could remember, he'd wanted to be a detective.
Margie was angry that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Antonio had come to the moon alone. He was here to meet the bricklayer.
As soon as the wedding started, Christian swallowed nervously.
Eva could see that Rosemary was troublesome.
"Maybe no one will notice," Zachary told himself as he waited in the playground.
The music coming from the sauna made Carmen uneasy.
It was a gloomy fall night. Kristin was in the bushes.
Gloria felt that the seal was affectionate.
Jim had never been to the woods. He checked his phone.
When Melvin arrived at Christmas, Joel laughed.
Maureen opened the door to the library. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Lady Rebecca was eating in the conservatory.
The sound of the violin made Johnny angry.
It was a wild, stormy February night. Valerie smiled knowingly as she led the firefighter into the cell.
A sense of magic was in the air. Theodore looked at the time.
Zeerme Worldjaw raised his fist.
Erika was delighted to be floating.
Glenn could not feel anything.
There had never been a mobster quite like Jimmie Garcia, and he knew it.
Guy fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
For as long as Phillip could remember, he'd wanted to be an impersonator.
Georgia could see that the private detective was power-hungry.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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