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It was a clear, bright Sunday night. Dwayne was in the supermarket.
Jordan had been expecting Clyde for three days. He chuckled to himself.
The kitten had escaped. Elly-May pretended not to notice.
The music coming from the lobby made Ian uneasy.
Going to the cave was a good idea. Marc went over the plan.
As soon as Christmas started, Marshall took a long sip of his chai.
Stephen was in the shower. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
Annie put down the cracker slowly.
When Jeffrey arrived at his funeral, Frances welcomed him.
Enrique could feel his heart beating.
Someone had invited a pig to the grand opening. Brittany knew it wouldn't end well.
Johnny walked into the dining room and looked at Frederick. "You make me feel good," he said.
When Mattie arrived at her wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
It was a typical morning in the dungeon. Wade chewed his lip.
"Winners don't quit," Willie told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
Lord Fullerworthy was in one of his moods.
If the drummer didn't arrive soon, Misty didn't know what she would do.
The cell was dark and oddly quiet.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Arnold was relieved to see his husband.
Willard hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Darryl took a long sip of his merlot.
It was a wintery Saturday morning. Brittany took a bite of her apple as she led the deputy into the attic.
Brian opened the door to the basement. The smell was unbearable.
For as long as Brandine could remember, she'd wanted to be a chemist.
Jesus opened the door to the outhouse. He lit a cigarette.
The zookeeper opened the door, and led Ben inside.
Smoke was in the air. John opened the door.
Beatrice had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the bartender.
Zhu shielded his eyes against the light.
Stephanie could see that the elephant was crass.
Robert had never been to the mountain. He took a bite of his kebab.
Meffu Windmouth raised her shield.
Roberto had invited a lion to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Herman had been waiting for Javier for two hours. He checked his reflection.
It started like any other morning in the pub. Anita swallowed nervously.
As soon as the wedding started, Louis chewed his lip.
It was a long way to the ocean. Wade stopped and lowered his gaze.
There had never been a hairdresser quite like Gina Jones, and she knew it.
"It's almost over," Ray told himself as he waited behind the bikeshed.
Max was the best assassin in town.
When Erica opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her work.
Isaac walked into the lounge room and looked at Terrance. "You make me feel good," he said.
When the sun rose, Tyrone knew it was time to move on.
The cloakroom was covered in blood.
When Jeremy arrived at his party, everyone laughed.
Julian fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Allen was going. He wanted a carrot.
Going to the mountain was a terrible idea. Francisco meditated.
If the terrorist didn't arrive soon, Fernando didn't know what he would do.
Bradley opened the door to the studio. The silence was overwhelming.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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