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When Wade arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
A sense of magic was in the air. Carolyn opened the door.
As soon as the grand opening started, Dan hoped for a miracle.
Kim put down the bagel nervously.
Sherri could feel her heart beating.
The hippopotamus was on the loose. Johnny tried to remain calm.
After spending a night under a bridge, Reginald was relieved to see his car.
Peggy hoped that the hairdresser was sulky.
The basement was deserted.
On Tuesday, Floyd made amends.
It was a brilliant Saturday night. Nancy enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as she led the cheesemaker into the barn.
If the merchant didn't arrive soon, Robert didn't know what he would do.
Ruby walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Bryan. "You make me sweat," she said.
It started like any other night in London. Oscar chewed some gum.
The sound of the chickens made Ida hesitant.
The noises coming from the laundry made Holly uneasy.
Willie opened the door to the kitchen. She nodded to the stunt double.
Lord Francis was in one of his moods.
Veronica had come to the end of the rainbow alone. She was here to meet the zookeeper.
Lillie could tell that Judy was a hunter. She tried not to feel intimidated.
"Show no mercy," Jaime told himself as he waited at the football stadium.
When Alvin arrived at Easter, everyone stared in disbelief.
It was a fun evening. Jim was in the museum.
Terry was growling. She took a bite of her cracker.
Eleanor was suprised to be alone.
When Doris opened the door Mr. Hill looked up from his work.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Alma could not feel anything.
Susan hoped for a miracle.
Marc was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
Jeff staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Dora had never been to the volcano. She took a sip of her chardonnay.
It was a long way to the gully. Elly-May stopped and rubbed her hands together.
Smoke was in the air. Mattie looked at the time.
The dog had escaped. Dolores pretended not to notice.
Lord Leefield was in one of his moods.
Charles could see that the scout was ticklish.
Edwin could feel his life slipping away.
Jean cracked open another beer. It was going to be a tough day.
As soon as the wedding started, Tara checked her reflection.
Julio knew that the zebra was difficult.
Edith knew that Minnie was high-handed.
When wolves began to howl, Vernon knew it was time to find shelter.
For as long as Wesley could remember, he'd wanted to be a yak herder.
Lady June was sitting in the chapel.
When Rita arrived at Christmas, everyone rushed to see her.
Kirk opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He knew it wasn't too late.
If the pirate didn't arrive soon, Roger didn't know what he would do.
It was a cool Tuesday evening. Erik was in the office.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Gregory smiled.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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