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Beatrice opened the door to the wardrobe. The silence was overwhelming.
Jo-Ellen knew that the shark was obvious.
After spending a night in hospital, Charles was relieved to see his husband.
Donald had been expecting Matthew for four hours. He checked his watch.
When Richard arrived at Thanksgiving, James booed him.
Stacy was delighted to be alive.
Balaorf waited for the battle to begin.
As soon as Christmas started, Nora scratched her hand.
Carl staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
It was a night full of promise. Eugene was in the supermarket.
For as long as Ethel could remember, she'd wanted to be a cab driver.
The kitchen was spotless.
Thelma lit a cigarette. It was going to be a tough night.
When Louis opened the door Mrs. Pér ez looked up from her book.
Norman was at the football stadium. He had an ale in his hand.
Albert had invited a writer to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Dale walked into the stable and looked at Nancy. "You make me scream," he said.
If the court jester didn't arrive soon, Angel didn't know what he would do.
The smoke coming from the living room made Tim hopeful.
Charlotte could see that Tracey was a blacksmith. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Antonio opened the door to the bedroom. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Alberto was eating. He buttoned up his jacket.
It was a bitterly cold summer afternoon. Peter wanted a spring-roll as he led the painter into the outhouse.
It was a typical afternoon in the food court. Jane took a sip of her espresso.
It was a long way to the woods. Brett stopped and enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Glenda hoped that the shepherd was dominating.
Gordon put down the hot dog slowly.
There had never been a comedian quite like Tyler Taylor, and he knew it.
Pamela was suprised to be floating.
Enrique could not see anything.
Allan opened the door to the bedroom. He was afraid of what he might find.
Lady Freinmere was eating in the pantry.
Jimmy staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
As soon as the funeral started, Jose took a bite of his pickle.
Smoke was in the air. Manuel smiled knowingly.
Guy had come to Hong Kong alone. He was here to meet the archer.
Fawialex Stonedevil raised his axe.
On Friday, Bobbi-Jo always made a treehouse.
Brittany had been expecting Marsha for five hours. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Going to the desert was a great idea. Megan cracked open another beer.
Everett felt that the spider was spirited.
After spending a night on a train, Norma was relieved to see her father.
Joshua was on the corner. He had a pair of scissors in his hand.
When rain began, Jessie knew it was time to move on.
Delores bit her fingernails. It was going to be a long morning.
Jose was the best hairdresser around.
Eva had never been to the woods. She lowered her gaze.
Angel could see that Vincent was lying. He opened the door to the guest room.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Carl opened the door to the studio. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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