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The closet was ready.
If the wedding planner didn't arrive soon, Alex didn't know what he would do.
It was a fun June morning. Dorothy crouched and tied her laces as she led the cartoonist into the lobby.
Gladys was looking. She questioned her plan.
Darrell opened the door to the cell. He took a bite of his bratwurst.
Jerry opened the door to the office. The silence was overwhelming.
There had never been an executioner quite like Gilbert Baker, and he knew it.
As soon as the party started, Keith buttoned up his jacket.
When Casey opened the door Mrs. Garcia looked up from her book.
It was a long way to the cave. Lisa stopped and grimaced.
Presie waited for the battle to begin.
The sound of the squeak toy made Milton hesitant.
Virgil could tell that Bruce was a zookeeper. He tried not to worry.
Martha had come to the fairy grotto prepared. She was here to meet the graphic artist.
Sally put down the sandwich slowly.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Harold took a long sip of his chardonnay.
Charlene was disappointed that no one was coming to Easter.
The kitten was on the prowl. Rosa knew exactly what to do.
Sue had invited a deputy to her party. She knew what to do.
The smoke coming from the office made Billie uneasy.
Armando could see that Terrence was self-critical. He opened the door to the wine cellar.
Loretta was in the library. She had a spatula in her hand.
When Joyce arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed.
Constance felt that the boatbuilder was warm.
Randy had been expecting Gabriel for five hours. He took a bite of his hot dog.
Julia could not see anything.
Mary-Jo scratched her hand.
Lucy had never been to the lake. She checked her watch.
When Nathan opened the door Mr. Clark looked up from his work.
The armory was covered in blood.
Someone had invited an elephant to the funeral. Stacey knew it wouldn't end well.
Denise was sharing. She straightened her hair.
It was a long way to the mountain. Patricia stopped and lit a cigarette.
Darzitor Lovefist raised his shield.
As soon as Christmas started, Brittany smiled.
It was a bitter, endless night. Charles chewed some gum as he led the knight into the basement.
Dwayne staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
"You deserve this," Monica told herself as she waited in the cave.
The noises coming from the office made Amanda uneasy.
Erika felt that the lemur was nervous.
Alexander took a long sip of his Pepsi. It was going to be a momentous day.
For as long as Sue could remember, she'd wanted to be a torturer.
Angela had invited a snake to Easter. She knew what to do.
It was a busy spring afternoon. Christian was in the nuclear power-plant.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gina looked at the time.
Duane opened the door to the waiting room. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
There had never been an undertaker quite like Leroy Martin, and he knew it.
Rene was disappointed that Donald was coming to his party.
Wallace could see that Douglas was independent. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
Cecil walked into the closet and looked at Corey. "You make me jealous," he said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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