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Basmu arose from slumber.
Bessie had come to the windmill alone. She was here to meet the entrepreneur.
"Time to shine," Gerald told himself as he waited at the bakery.
Uirz Heartwaker raised his axe.
Jo-Ellen had been expecting Gail for six days. She chuckled to herself.
As soon as Easter started, Dennis shrugged.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
When wolves began to howl, Melinda knew it was time to find shelter.
The corridor was dark and oddly quiet.
Irene opened the door to the kitchen. The stench was overwhelming.
When Max opened the door Mrs. Hill looked up from her book.
There had never been a reporter quite like Marsha Taylor, and she knew it.
Lord Thomas was in one of his moods.
Richard could tell that Byron was a security guard. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Darren hoped that the clown was single-minded.
Claudia was delighted to be alive.
Someone had invited a bird to the wedding. Sara knew it wouldn't end well.
Dora had never been to the pond. She lit a cigarette.
It started like any other night in the observatory. Francis wanted to sing.
Going to the desert was a nice idea. Rita took a long sip of her latte.
Lynn felt that the squirrel was high-minded.
When Hilda arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed.
Jeanne was swimming. She swallowed nervously.
A sense of magic was in the air. Salvador waited.
The sound of the lawnmower made Joann want to cry.
When Ana arrived at Easter, everyone booed her.
Jack was the best yak herder in town.
It was a typical Saturday night. Troy was outside the window.
The barn was the perfect location.
Liazhe Timetongue raised his fist.
The criminal opened the door, and led Derek inside.
Jeremy fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Raymond had been expecting Craig for hours. He cracked open another beer.
Tyler was disappointed that Jordan was coming to his grand opening.
Edward took a long sip of his wine. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Christopher had invited an elephant to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Diana was in the prison. She had a pen in her hand.
Charlotte opened the door to the laundry. She sucked her teeth.
There had never been a security guard quite like Gina Parker, and she knew it.
As soon as Easter started, Mattie lit a cigarette.
When rain stopped, Javier knew it was time to move on.
Terrence felt that the flight attendant was sordid.
Nicholas put down the doll nervously.
It was a long way to the mountain. Virginia stopped and nodded to the inventor.
Tiffany opened the door to the dining room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Nerildiuwyn arose from slumber.
Karl had come to the palace prepared. He was here to meet the greengrocer.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Kenneth chewed some gum.
Kevin rubbed his hands together.
On Tuesday, Heather always made joy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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