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Stephanie opened the door to the guest room. The smell was unmistakable.
Laura-May was the best fashion designer bar none.
Wiog shielded his eyes against the blast.
When Frederick arrived at Easter, Jesse laughed.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
After spending a night in the airport, Jorge was relieved to see his mother.
Stanley could tell that Jerry was a missionary. He tried not to laugh.
As soon as the funeral started, Wilma cracked open another beer.
If the florist didn't arrive soon, Denise didn't know what she would do.
Lord Lampsgrove was in one of his moods.
Danny walked into the control room and glanced at Ernest. "You make me dance," he said.
Marcus twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a momentous night.
Kelly fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Theodore was searching. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a long way to the creek. Tom stopped and took a bite of his pickle.
The smell coming from the basement made Salvador hopeful.
Megan knew that the pony was excitable.
The geologist opened the door, and led Katie inside.
It was a snowy autumn afternoon. Esther was in the closet.
Someone had invited a shark to the funeral. Yvonne knew the fun was about to begin.
Amber opened the door to the lounge room. She struggled to breathe.
Joel was in the lighthouse. He had a whiskey in his hand.
When the sun rose, Todd knew it was time to move on.
Gertrude felt that the paramedic was indulgent.
It started like any other afternoon in the school. Bernice took a bite of her spring-roll.
Tracy was suprised to be alive.
Bessie could see that Shelly was romantic.
The sound of laughter made Michelle angry.
Hector had invited a bureaucrat to Easter. He knew what to do.
Ruth put down the icecream carefully.
Paul could not hear anything.
Lisa could see that Stephanie was a bodyguard. She tried not to smile.
As soon as the funeral started, Jerome took a long sip of his merlot.
Calvin had never been to the ocean. He lowered his gaze.
Jessica had been waiting for Edna for six hours. She cracked open another beer.
Enoilis leaned into the wind.
Nathaniel opened the door to the bathroom. The stench was unmistakable.
When Christopher arrived at his wedding, Michele embraced him.
Heover Stonemaker raised his fist.
When Dianne opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her book.
The chicken was on the prowl. Tyrone panicked.
Julian felt that the elephant was calm.
There had never been a rat catcher quite like Don William son, and he knew it.
It was a dark, moonless night. Carol was at the mall.
Lord Addleland was in one of his moods.
Katherine cracked open another beer. It was going to be a long morning.
It was a snowy Friday morning. Albert straightened his hair as he led the biologist into the bedroom.
It was a long way to the cave. Mildred stopped and took a long sip of her beer.
Ryan was the best firefighter bar none.
Umetha shielded her eyes against the blast.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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