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There had never been a referee quite like Tara Lee, and she knew it.
If the hunter didn't arrive soon, Darryl didn't know what he would do.
Timothy was at the aquarium. He had a 7-up in his hand.
As soon as Christmas started, Casey grinned.
The sound of the squeak toy made Ramona hesitant.
When Tiffany arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at her.
It was a beautiful July evening. Peter was at the football stadium.
Someone had invited a horse to the wedding. Priscilla knew the fun was about to begin.
On Wednesday, Violet always made believe.
Robert opened the door to the outhouse. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Lady Polhithe was in one of her moods.
Warren raised his hands. It was going to be a long morning.
Jaime snapped his fingers.
Gilbert had been expecting Jim-Bob for two hours. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
When wolves began to howl, James knew it was time to find shelter.
The smoke coming from the corridor made Ashley uneasy.
Beverly could see that the shaman was decisive.
"It's going to be okay," Frank told himself as he waited in the shower.
Valerie had come to Santa's workshop prepared. She was here to meet the cartoonist.
Sonia walked into the garage and glanced at Shelly. "You make me laugh," she said.
Ricky could not feel anything.
Wayne was shining. He ground his teeth.
Noruf leaned into the wind.
Allen put down the teddy bear slowly.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
It was a clear, bright winter evening. Lawrence buttoned up his jacket as he led the astronaut into the lounge room.
It was a typical evening in the lobby. Anthony took a long sip of his Guinness.
For as long as Brittany could remember, she'd wanted to be a hotelier.
Lord Daniel was in one of his moods.
The cell was deserted.
If the knight didn't arrive soon, Carmen didn't know what she would do.
Someone had invited a bird to Christmas. Sarah knew it wouldn't end well.
Shannon opened the door to the bedroom. She checked her watch.
Martha was delighted to be alive.
Going to the desert was a good idea. John questioned his plan.
Bruce could tell that Jason was irreverent. He opened the door to the office.
As soon as the funeral started, Crystal took a bite of her croissant.
Ida was disappointed that everyone was coming to her wedding.
There had never been an explorer quite like Nathaniel Brooks, and he knew it.
Smoke was in the air. Ronnie opened the door.
Manuel could see that Raymond was a dentist. He tried not to worry.
Joel hoped that the lifeguard was hateful.
When Michelle arrived at her party, Jean booed her.
Terrence walked into the kitchen and glanced at Sherry. "You make me hungry," he said.
When rain stopped, Dawn knew it was time to find shelter.
Lady Loretta was waiting in the cell.
Edith could feel her life slipping away.
When Lucille opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his work.
Laura-May fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Lord Lampsbourne was eating in the cloakroom.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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