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When Anthony arrived at his grand opening, Joshua laughed.
The sound of the chickens made Danielle want to cry.
The tortoise was on the prowl. Allan panicked.
Douglas opened the door to the dungeon. He was afraid of what he would find.
On Tuesday, Fred always made it through.
Florence was glad that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Mary could feel her life slipping away.
When Rebecca arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed at her.
It was a sad September night. Pearl was over the hill.
Darrell lowered his gaze. It was going to be a special day.
"Just be yourself," Mathew told himself as he waited at the pub.
Charlene had invited a dog to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Edgar walked into the bathroom and looked at Chester. "You make me shiver," he said.
Lord Robert was in one of his moods.
Shane had come to Brazil alone. He was here to meet the model.
There had never been a librarian quite like Alexander Moore, and he knew it.
It was a long way to the desert. Lynn stopped and tried to hide.
Strayrk Faithring raised his fist.
When Alfredo opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
Jim-Bob could see that the chicken was negativistic.
If the scientist didn't arrive soon, Matthew didn't know what he would do.
Mary was screaming. She took a bite of her muffin.
Clifton hoped that Elmer was regimental.
Going to the forest was a good idea. Jonathan chewed some gum.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Bertha took a sip of her whiskey.
Basil hoped that the herbalist was scared.
The living room was ready.
When June arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
Ken had been waiting for Lance for three hours. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
It was a magical morning. Milton raised his hands as he led the poet into the bedroom.
As soon as Christmas started, Stephanie swallowed nervously.
Kevin could tell that Cory was a court jester. He tried not to laugh.
Courtney could tell that Joanne was arrogant. She opened the door to the cell.
On Sunday, Ashley always made a pie.
Shawn had never been to the peak. He put down his spatula.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Clayton was relieved to see his mother.
Jason fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
It was a hot April evening. Diana was over the hill.
Linda put down the teddy bear carefully.
For as long as Gordon could remember, he'd wanted to be a sheriff.
There had never been a violinist quite like Phillip Allen, and he knew it.
Elly-May walked into the pantry and glanced at Norman. "You make me itchy," she said.
Edgar had invited a pony to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The sound of the waterfall made Margie want to cry.
When Clara opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
Alex knew that the cat was depressed.
Lorraine was the best chef who ever lived.
Alice was waiting. She straightened her clothes.
Marlene opened the door to the guest room. She scratched her hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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