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Ianirin Fleshcrusher raised her sword.
Jeanette fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
The construction worker opened the door, and led Marie inside.
Croduotyra waited for the battle to begin.
Mildred walked into the dungeon and looked at Victor. "You make me feel good," she said.
Ivan had invited a crocodile to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Darryl had come to Heaven prepared. He was here to meet the interior designer.
The lounge room was full of smoke.
Jon had never been to the valley. He took a sip of his cocktail.
Pamela shrugged.
It was a lazy Monday night. Gene was in the backyard.
Debra was the best undertaker in town.
Lady Loretta was in one of her moods.
Mary was drinking. She wanted a friend.
It started like any other day in the lobby. Kristin checked her reflection.
"It's almost over," Bradley told himself as he waited in the corner.
Wendy was in the museum. She had a carrot in her hand.
As soon as the wedding started, Eduardo gripped his glass.
It was a long way to the forest. Rhonda stopped and rubbed her hands together.
Brandine whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a long evening.
Laura had been expecting Jean for four days. She took a sip of her chardonnay.
Leonard opened the door to the outhouse. The silence was overwhelming.
Tammy felt that the gardener was weary.
Lady Leecourt was in one of her moods.
Yinai shielded his eyes against the blast.
Someone had invited a seal to the grand opening. Wanda knew it wouldn't end well.
The music coming from the garage made Patrick uneasy.
When Anita arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
Leona had never been to the stream. She rubbed her hands together.
After spending a night in hospital, Casey was relieved to see his boss.
Clayton set aside his stapler.
Neil was suprised to be alone.
Bonnie put down the apple carefully.
When rain stopped, Erik knew it was time to move on.
Plua waited for the battle to begin.
Nerivauce Stonebeard raised his sword.
Emily could see that June was concerned. She opened the door to the laundry.
Julia fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Lady Phyllis was in one of her moods.
Cody could not feel anything.
When Mario opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
The armory was covered in blood.
The kitten was on the prowl. Sandra tried to remain calm.
Randy opened the door to the guest room. He checked his watch.
Love was in the air. Marilyn smiled knowingly.
Marsha had come to the moon alone. She was here to meet the torturer.
For as long as Andrea could remember, she'd wanted to be a cartoonist.
There had never been a police officer quite like Maureen Hall, and she knew it.
It started like any other day in the prison. Armando hoped for a miracle.
The sound of the drill made Clara hesitant.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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