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When Aaron arrived at Thanksgiving, Carol booed him.
Curtis had invited a zebra to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a brilliant September morning. Glen was under the bridge.
There had never been a make-up artist quite like Vicki Campbell, and she knew it.
For as long as Priscilla could remember, she'd wanted to be a cartoonist.
Terri opened the door to the dungeon. She buttoned up her jacket.
Ricky opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he would find.
Alfred walked into the kitchen and looked at Teresa. "You make me giggle," he said.
Johnnie knew that the hippopotamus was sexy.
When Anita opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her book.
On Sunday, Melanie made history.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Frances opened the door.
"Show no mercy," Johnny told himself as he waited at the mall.
Ralph could see that Marvin was an entrepreneur. He tried not to worry.
The attic was ready.
Maria was the best gladiator around.
Lord Jason was in one of his moods.
Cheryl had come to London alone. She was here to meet the assassin.
Thoildu Skywyrm raised her fist.
The sound of laughter made Elaine hesitant.
William was glad that Reginald was coming to his grand opening.
Yllapiurick shielded her eyes against the blast.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Jamie uneasy.
Glenn could see that Manuel was dutiful. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Ana ground her teeth.
If the deputy didn't arrive soon, Cassandra didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the bay. Jorge stopped and looked at the time.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Oobeurk leaned into the wind.
As soon as the funeral started, Leah took a bite of her cracker.
Elmer walked into the dungeon and looked at George. "You make me eat," he said.
When Mary-Beth arrived at her grand opening, Bobbie-Sue gasped.
Guy fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
For as long as Hugh could remember, he'd wanted to be a researcher.
Ricky could see that the security guard was nonchalant.
Janet struggled to breathe. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Christian was in the prison. He had a fishcake in his hand.
Mildred could see that Emily was unstable.
The panda was on the prowl. Eugene tried to remain calm.
Willie had been waiting for Andrea for six days. She took a bite of her banana.
It was a brilliant morning. Brian was behind the bikeshed.
When Tyrone arrived at Easter, everyone embraced him.
Someone had invited a bird to Christmas. Albert knew what to do.
Suzanne was losing. She swallowed nervously.
Charlie felt that the monkey was weird.
When the sun rose, Scott knew it was time to sleep.
Rebecca could tell that Maureen was a saxophonist. She tried not to smile.
John opened the door to the library. The odour was unmistakable.
Lloyd opened the door to the dining room. He sucked his teeth.
Eiloesm leaned into the wind.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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