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Someone had invited a wolf to Christmas. Deanna knew it wouldn't end well.
Harvey had been waiting for David for four hours. He took a sip of his cocktail.
There had never been a dancer quite like Sergio Moore, and he knew it.
Joseph opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Kreena shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a crisp night. Lena was over the hill.
Joan hoped that Dianne was stubborn.
"This is crazy," Michele told herself as she waited in the bushes.
Eva could tell that Allison was humble. She opened the door to the cell.
Lester could see that Jim was an impersonator. He tried not to laugh.
Shirley had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the pickpocket.
The tailor opened the door, and led Debbie inside.
Salvador had never been to the beach. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
When Sonia arrived at her wedding, Jonathan welcomed her.
Stella felt that the dancer was small-thinking.
Rhonda was in the shop. She had a cocktail in her hand.
When Willie arrived at his funeral, Edgar stared in disbelief.
Laurie had invited a mobster to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Brenda took a long sip of her diet Coke. It was going to be a long evening.
Colleen walked into the bathroom and looked at Barbara. "You make me wet," she said.
The sauna was dark and oddly quiet.
Elmer was the best pilot around.
Amber crouched and tied her laces.
It was a rainy afternoon. Alex enjoyed the feeling of freedom as he led the exotic dancer into the living room.
As soon as the party started, Jay wanted relief.
For as long as Jeff could remember, he'd wanted to be a lifeguard.
If the truck driver didn't arrive soon, Elsie didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night in jail, Ronnie was relieved to see his car.
Zumio leaned into the wind.
Marlene was glowing. She struggled to breathe.
Sherry could see that Wanda was impulsive.
Christian opened the door to the basement. His senses were overwhelmed.
The sound of screaming children made Cody want to cry.
Skosmau Moonbreaker raised her axe.
On Sunday, Vivian made a mess.
When rain began, Travis knew it was time to run.
Someone had invited a bird to Christmas. Brenda knew the fun was about to begin.
A sense of magic was in the air. Olga looked at the time.
There had never been a cheesemaker quite like Andre Washington, and he knew it.
The goose had escaped. Hazel tried to remain calm.
When Kirk arrived at his party, everyone booed him.
Joyce could tell that Holly was a sleuth. She tried not to laugh.
It was a long way to the island. Rebecca stopped and took a bite of her pickle.
The pirate opened the door, and led Melvin inside.
It was a clear and cloudless Friday afternoon. Wendy was in the nuclear power-plant.
Lee was in the bomb-shelter. He had a 7-up in his hand.
Daryl was angry that everyone was coming to Easter.
Joanne walked into the sauna and looked at Rick. "You make me spin," she said.
When Jacob arrived at his party, Curtis fainted.
Dean was travelling. He chewed his lip.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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