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It was a cool winter evening. Connie was in the observatory.
Derrick put down the chair slowly.
If the governor didn't arrive soon, Grace didn't know what she would do.
Someone had invited a kitten to Thanksgiving. Julio knew it wouldn't end well.
When Tom arrived at Easter, Howard gasped.
Tony felt that the carpenter was bizarre.
Eric was farting. He knew it wasn't too late.
Ramona had come to Athens alone. She was here to meet the dentist.
The eagle was on the loose. Becky knew exactly what to do.
When Laurie arrived at her funeral, everyone ignored her.
Lisa was under the mountain. She had a plate in her hand.
Mary-Jo was the best guru in town.
Martin could see that Daryl was a sailor. He tried not to smile.
Shrourtu shielded her eyes against the sun.
Rafael could see that Leonard was insulting. He opened the door to the studio.
As soon as the wedding started, Gene wanted a smoke.
When the sun rose, Jim-Bob knew it was time to move on.
There had never been a shipwright quite like Madison Cooper, and she knew it.
The yak herder opened the door, and led Kathryn inside.
Jill could feel her life slipping away.
Claire had invited a jailer to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Ravackomon Starwalker raised her shield.
Milton hoped that Wallace was coming to his wedding.
Terry opened the door to the armory. Her senses were overwhelmed.
The garage was deserted.
Lord Marcus was in one of his moods.
Dale was suprised to be free.
Yvonne walked into the kitchen and looked at Harold. "You make me glow," she said.
When Leonard arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Julie had never been to the lake. She went over the plan.
Lee could see that the puppy was overjoyed.
Bernice had been expecting Dora for three days. She took a sip of her wine.
"No one suspects a thing," Enrique told himself as he waited in the deli.
It was a sad night. Terrence was under the mountain.
Roberta fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
The bear was on the prowl. Darren panicked.
Ronald could not hear anything.
When Patrick opened the door Mrs. Moore looked up from her work.
Amber hoped that the clown was superstitious.
Kim could tell that Carmen was irreverent. She opened the door to the control room.
Lauren opened the door to the kitchen. She laughed to herself.
There had never been a servant quite like Velma Hall, and she knew it.
Guy put down the guitar carefully.
Someone had invited a raccoon to the party. Marshall knew it wouldn't end well.
It started like any other evening in Hong Kong. Dana grinned.
Neil could tell that Kirk was a bandit. He tried not to laugh.
After spending a night under a bridge, Salvador was relieved to see his father.
The smell coming from the wine cellar made Dorothy hopeful.
When the moon came up, Roberto knew it was time to sleep.
Sheila walked into the stable and glanced at Mark. "You make me scream," she said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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