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Alex was disappointed that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Someone had invited a wombat to Christmas. Mary knew what to do.
Dora buttoned up her jacket. It was going to be a long morning.
A sense of magic was in the air. Bill smiled knowingly.
The puppy was on the loose. Calvin tried to remain calm.
Randy put down the guitar nervously.
Daryl fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Sherri had invited a dog to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Glen knew that Hugh was incorruptible.
Jonathan opened the door to the chapel. The odour was unbearable.
Lady Tina was eating in the corridor.
The shoemaker opened the door, and led Danielle inside.
"Patience is a virtue," Janet told herself as she waited around the corner.
Virginia hoped that the tiger was wronged.
When Cathy opened the door Mrs. Jones looked up from her book.
Matthew could see that the interior designer was fawning.
Truive Heartcleaner raised her sword.
Vera had come to Ireland prepared. She was here to meet the jeweler.
The music coming from the lounge room made Sheila hopeful.
Ethel was the best goldsmith bar none.
Velma could feel her heart beating.
After spending a night in the airport, Morris was relieved to see his home.
Going to the desert island was a bad idea. Randy questioned his decision.
Sidney had never been to the cave. He took a long sip of his Coke.
For as long as Melinda could remember, she'd wanted to be a bartender.
It was a bitterly cold winter morning. Lydia closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette as she led the computer programmer into the bathroom.
Sonia walked into the kitchen and glanced at Rosa. "You make me cry," she said.
Lady Inverfarne was in one of her moods.
George scratched his hand.
Ralph put down the bread-stick slowly.
Clayton opened the door to the attic. He could not believe what he saw.
As soon as the wedding started, Henry shuddered in anticipation.
Kathryn had invited a butcher to her party. She knew what to do.
The chipmunk was on the loose. Lucy knew exactly what to do.
Audrey was glad that Pamela was coming to Christmas.
A sense of magic was in the air. Beverly waited.
Stephen could not feel anything.
Naomi was suprised to be alive.
The scientist opened the door, and led Frank inside.
"You deserve this," Cassandra told herself as she waited at the zoo.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the grand opening. Donald knew what to do.
Tonya cracked open another beer. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Eux Joystorm raised her shield.
Bessie knew that Lisa was hidebound.
On Wednesday, Linda made dumplings.
When rain began, Leon knew it was time to sleep.
When Wayne opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his work.
Keith staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Eileen was the best doctor in town.
If the chief of police didn't arrive soon, Jill didn't know what she would do.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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