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For as long as Priscilla could remember, she'd wanted to be a paramedic.
After spending a night under a bridge, Isaac was relieved to see his husband.
Brandine was swimming. She checked her watch.
It was a typical afternoon in Rome. Fred enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Micheal knew that everyone was coming to his wedding.
It was a foggy Saturday evening. Harold was in the shop.
If the court jester didn't arrive soon, Lori didn't know what she would do.
Pedro opened the door to the classroom. He knew it wasn't too late.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, David took a bite of his kebab.
Brent had never been to the woods. He wanted food.
Dana opened the door to the cell. The smell was overwhelming.
Felix had been expecting Bill for three days. He buttoned up his jacket.
On Tuesday, Ruth always made peace.
When Guy arrived at his grand opening, everyone cried.
Martha chuckled to herself.
Robert was suprised to be free.
When Corey arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
When rain stopped, Wallace knew it was time to sleep.
Lady Noorkeld was in one of her moods.
Dianor Sunwraith raised his sword.
Alma put down the spring-roll slowly.
Johnnie was on the roof. He had a sandwich in his hand.
Someone had invited a squirrel to the grand opening. Alan knew the fun was about to begin.
Rhonda could see that Kay was idiosyncratic.
It was a brilliant June evening. Warren enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as he led the lumberjack into the attic.
Jane felt that the chauffeur was unsentimental.
There had never been a screenwriter quite like Mathew Garcia, and he knew it.
Bertha felt that the chimpanzee was relaxed.
Drotchua shielded her eyes against the blast.
When Elaine opened the door Mr. King looked up from his work.
Jordan was the best ventriloquist bar none.
Ross could tell that Willard was unfriendly. He opened the door to the cell.
Warren was disappointed that no one was coming to his party.
The sound of the lawnmower made Jesus want to cry.
It was a long way to the lake. Kent stopped and hoped for a miracle.
As soon as the wedding started, Mary-Jo knew it was too late.
Erik fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Going to the desert was a great idea. Sam checked his watch.
Lord Mossmount was in one of his moods.
Jo had invited a shop assistant to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
If the mathematician didn't arrive soon, Tony didn't know what he would do.
Kim had never been to the waterfall. She scratched her hand.
Barry opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He had dreamed of this moment.
The fish was on the loose. Herman tried to remain calm.
When Mildred arrived at Christmas, everyone rushed to see her.
Pearl could feel her heart beating.
Kiosirick arose from slumber.
"They know it was me," Mario told himself as he waited in the backyard.
It was a warm night. Misty was behind the tree.
After spending a night on a train, Geraldine was relieved to see her husband.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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