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Uordi leaned into the wind.
Patricia had come to England alone. She was here to meet the clown.
When Kenneth arrived at his wedding, everyone embraced him.
For as long as Ronald could remember, he'd wanted to be a bank robber.
Jessica hoped that June was proud.
Margaret took a long sip of her diet Coke.
Doris staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Alan hoped that the criminal was businesslike.
Going to the cave was a nice idea. Enrique enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Philip was suprised to be free.
The chapel was deserted.
If the coroner didn't arrive soon, Marian didn't know what she would do.
Someone had invited a yak to the funeral. Martin knew it wouldn't end well.
When wolves began to howl, Jordan knew it was time to run.
It was a long way to the reef. Charles stopped and chuckled to himself.
There had never been a poet quite like Carol White, and she knew it.
Maria put down the umbrella slowly.
Christine questioned her plan. It was going to be a long day.
It was a wintery Saturday evening. Alberto was at the bus stop.
When Allison opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her book.
After spending a night on a train, Cory was relieved to see his boss.
Lord Castleway was in one of his moods.
The bunny was on the prowl. Marshall panicked.
"You can do this," Lydia told herself as she waited in the bath.
Wallace was at the football stadium. He had a pencil in his hand.
Frederick felt that the bird was cheating.
Hazel opened the door to the bedroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
When Michael arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
As soon as the funeral started, Leon went over the plan.
The smell coming from the garage made Walter uneasy.
Georgia was the best mason bar none.
Tony had invited a carpenter to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Joyce felt that Stella was empty.
John walked into the office and glanced at Allen. "You make me a better person," he said.
Ana could feel her heart beating.
Phillip had come to Cairo prepared. He was here to meet the writer.
When Maurice arrived at Thanksgiving, Janice embraced him.
The illustrator opened the door, and led Laura-May inside.
On Wednesday, Dean made a puppet.
Katrina opened the door to the garage. She wanted to find peace.
Billy-Bob was burping. He took a sip of his hot chocolate.
Mary-Jo knew it was too late.
Holachoibet Fearstorm raised his shield.
The outhouse was covered in blood.
Kathleen staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
If the chicken sexer didn't arrive soon, Tom didn't know what he would do.
The sound of the chainsaw made Christy hesitant.
Lady Margaret was eating in the basement.
Jose had been waiting for Keith for two days. He twiddled his thumbs.
There had never been a computer programmer quite like Brian Williams, and he knew it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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