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Joy opened the door to the barn. She had dreamed of this moment.
Jacqueline knew that the watchmaker was ready.
Travis walked into the dungeon and looked at Jon. "You make me giggle," he said.
It was a magical afternoon. Toni was in the museum.
Someone had invited a horse to Easter. Joseph knew what to do.
"It's now or never," Penny told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
The sound of the helicopter arriving made Arnold hesitant.
Marshall cracked open another beer. It was going to be a fantastic night.
On Thursday, Jessie always made breakfast.
Keith had come to Athens alone. He was here to meet the shaman.
Sarah-Jane was delighted to be alone.
Marie was the best monk bar none.
Jill fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Smoke was in the air. Manuel smiled knowingly.
Gladys opened the door to the garage. She meditated.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Cassandra chewed some gum.
Ellen could see that the wolf was criminal.
Howard had been waiting for Oscar for four hours. He hoped for a miracle.
Florence put down the bratwurst slowly.
Jo could see that Willie was clumsy.
The wardrobe was flooded.
It was a long way to the river. Christina stopped and chuckled to herself.
For as long as Walter could remember, he'd wanted to be a thief.
Angela checked her phone.
When Nathaniel opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her book.
Billy-Bob could see that Gordon was a nanny. He tried not to feel intimidated.
After spending a night in hospital, Maurice was relieved to see his boss.
It started like any other afternoon in the aquarium. Brandon shrugged.
When rain stopped, Roland knew it was time to find shelter.
Hector opened the door to the office. The silence was overwhelming.
Erin had never been to the beach. She meditated.
Lord Maldercoombe was eating in the sauna.
Vuapa arose from slumber.
On Saturday, April made soup.
It was a foggy Thursday night. Bradley was down the well.
If the interrogator didn't arrive soon, Shelly didn't know what she would do.
Going to the cave was a great idea. Norma cracked open another beer.
It was a typical evening in Japan. Harvey nodded to the archer.
The sound of screaming children made Walter want to cry.
A sense of magic was in the air. Theresa waited.
Thelma had come to the fairy grotto alone. She was here to meet the scientist.
The panda was on the prowl. Lonnie tried to remain calm.
"No one will ever know," Leona told herself as she waited in the waiting room.
Victor could see that Bartholomew was deceptive. He opened the door to the bathroom.
The music coming from the attic made Natalie uneasy.
When Sue arrived at her grand opening, everyone rushed to see her.
Jim-Bob walked into the dining room and looked at Julian. "You make me feel bad," he said.
Frances had invited a ventriloquist to Christmas. She knew what to do.
Eowie Faithwreath raised his fist.
Christian could feel his heart beating.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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