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Ene waited for the battle to begin.
Paul could see that Virgil was a screenwriter. He tried not to worry.
Lady Malcombe was sitting in the outhouse.
Earl opened the door to the lobby. He was afraid of what he might find.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Deanna was at the gate.
Wallace was the best taxidermist in town.
Nathaniel felt that the hotelier was suspicious.
Nora had invited a wizard to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
When the moon came up, Ida knew it was time to run.
Dwight staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
As soon as the grand opening started, Cody wiped the sweat from his brow.
Lance could see that the puppy was witty.
After spending a night on a train, Diane was relieved to see her wife.
Lucille could see that Tamara was snoopy.
June could tell that Ethel was narcissistic. She opened the door to the chapel.
Sarah-Jane had come to Ireland alone. She was here to meet the surgeon.
For as long as Ella could remember, she'd wanted to be a banker.
Laura was in the nuclear power-plant. She had a bouquet in her hand.
Shawn took a bite of his hot dog.
If the pickpocket didn't arrive soon, Carole didn't know what she would do.
George put down the ball slowly.
Ramona had been expecting Eileen for four days. She looked at the time.
The sound of the baby crying made Shelly hesitant.
Derrick went over the plan. It was going to be a special evening.
Derek had never been to the waterfall. He bit his fingernails.
The cell was locked.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Roland hopeful.
The alligator had escaped. Julie knew exactly what to do.
Ricky opened the door to the kitchen. He had dreamed of this moment.
A sense of magic was in the air. Tracy smiled knowingly.
There had never been a truck driver quite like Earl Lee, and he knew it.
Brandine knew that the fashion designer was shallow.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Myrtle was behind the tree.
When Kathy opened the door Mr. Thomp son looked up from his book.
Sue was farting. She checked her watch.
The surgeon opened the door, and led Loretta inside.
When Mary arrived at her party, everyone welcomed her.
Hilda was in the bomb-shelter. She had a pair of scissors in her hand.
As soon as the funeral started, Ross took a bite of his candy-bar.
Tiral arose from slumber.
Going to the river was a nice idea. Herman crouched and tied his laces.
Jorge was the best servant around.
"It's almost over," Zachary told himself as he waited in the kitchen.
Someone had invited a zebra to the grand opening. Jacqueline knew what to do.
When Frances arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Shawn had invited a panda to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Martha felt that Andrea was well-read.
Amber hoped that Lynn was coming to Easter.
Chester twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a momentous night.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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