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Douglas was whispering. He wanted a cigarette.
Doris knew that the panda was reactive.
For as long as June could remember, she'd wanted to be a yodeler.
Thelma went over the plan. It was going to be a tough day.
Earl walked into the laundry and glanced at Larry. "You make me afraid," he said.
Milton opened the door to the cloakroom. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Tracy was the best jailer around.
The barn was spotless.
Kimberly fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Raymond was suprised to be free.
The dog had escaped. Claude tried to remain calm.
After spending a night in hell, Ralph was relieved to see his car.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
On Sunday, Willie made out.
Gordon had invited a pony to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
It was a long way to the pond. Lori stopped and straightened her hair.
As soon as the grand opening started, Elizabeth swallowed nervously.
The diver opened the door, and led Justin inside.
The sound of the chainsaw made Ron angry.
Lord Daniel was reading in the dining room.
Joyce had come to the end of the rainbow alone. She was here to meet the inventor.
Jonaylim waited for the battle to begin.
When Tracey arrived at her party, Ann laughed.
When Holly opened the door Mr. Morris looked up from his work.
Jennifer could see that Jean was abrasive. She opened the door to the laundry.
Patrick knew that the dictator was compassionate.
There had never been a butler quite like Kristina Jimén ez, and she knew it.
It was a rain-swept evening. Priscilla was in the shower.
When rain began, Jennie knew it was time to find shelter.
Kelly opened the door to the dungeon. She had dreamed of this moment.
A sense of magic was in the air. Norman waited.
Going to the bay was a terrible idea. Ernest looked at the time.
Deborah could see that Marian was a private detective. She tried not to laugh.
The smell coming from the library made Gloria hopeful.
Rene walked into the sauna and glanced at Gail. "You make me scream," he said.
When Shawn arrived at Thanksgiving, Jerome embraced him.
"It's now or never," Greg told himself as he waited at the zoo.
Dorothy was in the office. She had a pencil in her hand.
Annie could see that the fox was fatigued.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Daisy was relieved to see her boss.
Peggy enjoyed the feeling of freedom. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
It was a rainy summer evening. Ron chewed some gum as he led the taxidermist into the corridor.
Troy could not feel anything.
Lord Castleway was reading in the pantry.
Roberta was angry that everyone was coming to her funeral.
For as long as Clifford could remember, he'd wanted to be a magician.
Someone had invited a pony to the party. Leroy knew it wouldn't end well.
Edwin opened the door to the studio. He checked his phone.
When the sun rose, Hector knew it was time to find shelter.
Victoria opened the door to the classroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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