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There had never been a chief of police quite like Katie Coleman, and she knew it.
It was a rain-swept autumn evening. Donna was in the shop.
"It's now or never," Betty told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
When Hilda arrived at her wedding, Jesus ignored her.
Manuel was worried that everyone was coming to Easter.
David was crawling. He twiddled his thumbs.
Bessie closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Someone had invited a tortoise to Christmas. Veronica knew the fun was about to begin.
Deanna opened the door to the dining room. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Lee waited.
Juanita had never been to the sea. She giggled to herself.
When Dan opened the door Mr. Wat son looked up from his book.
Melanie staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Otshaelex waited for the battle to begin.
When Eleanor arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
It was a dark and lonely spring night. Agnes hoped for a miracle as she led the lawyer into the studio.
If the police officer didn't arrive soon, Colleen didn't know what she would do.
The noises coming from the classroom made Troy uneasy.
Lady Anna was waiting in the library.
The laundry was full of smoke.
The crow was on the prowl. Jesus pretended not to notice.
It was a long way to the swamp. Melvin stopped and bit his fingernails.
Stacey opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
Heleldayria shielded his eyes against the light.
Allison had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the drug dealer.
Lady Balliine was in one of her moods.
Enrique put down the icecream carefully.
Lori was the best yak herder in town.
It was a hot Monday morning. Christina was in the deli.
Johnnie could see that Charles was depressed. He opened the door to the closet.
When the moon came up, Anita knew it was time to find shelter.
Florence knew that the air traffic controller was dependent.
As soon as the wedding started, Tiffany shrugged.
For as long as Janet could remember, she'd wanted to be a DJ.
On Thursday, Freddie made bubbles.
When Ted arrived at his funeral, Sarah booed him.
The torturer opened the door, and led Glenda inside.
Franklin was delighted to be floating.
Francis knew that John was coming to Easter.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Jo-Ellen could tell that Betty was a spelunker. She tried not to laugh.
Charlene knew that the zebra was petty.
"Just be yourself," Stephen told himself as he waited in the temple.
There had never been a construction worker quite like Ronnie Adams, and he knew it.
Lord Coxshaw was eating in the laundry.
If the pilot didn't arrive soon, Roy didn't know what he would do.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Dawn laugh.
Florence had invited a duck to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The office was ready.
Lady Leeinge was in one of her moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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