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Kevin opened the door to the attic. He whistled nonchalantly.
As soon as the funeral started, Byron closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
When Lawrence opened the door Mr. Ramir ez looked up from his work.
On Tuesday, Lance always made trouble.
Lord Langchester was reading in the kitchen.
Javier staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Maurice walked into the wardrobe and looked at Gregory. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
Eva knew it was too late.
Sherry had never been to the woods. She cracked open another beer.
"It's now or never," Ernest told himself as he waited at the butcher.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Raul want to scream.
Willie was the best ventriloquist bar none.
Maup leaned into the wind.
When Christopher arrived at Christmas, Katherine booed him.
Frederick knew that the octopus was neglectful.
If the electrician didn't arrive soon, Clyde didn't know what he would do.
It was a calm, yet eerie autumn night. Robin was in the lighthouse.
It was a damp morning. Ruben closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette as he led the painter into the dining room.
Laurie had been waiting for Priscilla for hours. She struggled to breathe.
Margaret could not feel anything.
Annette put down the celery stick slowly.
Leo could see that Jeremy was strong. He opened the door to the sauna.
Someone had invited a goldfish to Thanksgiving. Vivian knew the fun was about to begin.
The attic was dark and oddly quiet.
Lady Noorvale was in one of her moods.
When Mabel arrived at her funeral, Patsy laughed.
Joyce opened the door to the living room. The odour was overwhelming.
Constance could see that Susan was a spy. She tried not to smile.
When the moon came up, Brandon knew it was time to find shelter.
As soon as the wedding started, Peter took a bite of his kebab.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Darrell checked his reflection.
The snake was on the loose. Vernon tried to remain calm.
When Roger opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
Bernard was at the wax museum. He had a plate in his hand.
Elizabeth had invited a crocodile to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Jo-Ellen walked into the attic and glanced at Gertrude. "You make me worry," she said.
Felicia hoped that Kathleen was heroic.
Bruce was delighted to be alive.
Jonathan was the best goatherd around.
After spending a night on a train, Casey was relieved to see his husband.
There had never been a matador quite like Renee Stuart, and she knew it.
Everett could not hear anything.
Lord Lewis was reading in the living room.
Joseph closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Love was in the air. Willie opened the door.
For as long as Erin could remember, she'd wanted to be a botanist.
It was a long way to the sea. Jo stopped and scratched her hand.
Kevin was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
James fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Hazel opened the door to the kitchen. She was afraid of what she might find.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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