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Going to the ocean was a great idea. Francis chewed some gum.
There had never been a court jester quite like Samuel Harris, and he knew it.
As soon as Easter started, Tyrone shrugged.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the wedding. Eugene knew it wouldn't end well.
When Olga arrived at her funeral, Brandine stared in disbelief.
Umernaudol leaned into the wind.
Donald had never been to the cave. He scratched his hand.
It was a quiet Tuesday morning. Bryan was in the hospital.
Katie had invited a sheep to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Kluik Soulsong raised his axe.
Tony shrugged.
Floyd had been expecting Glen for hours. He set aside his apple.
Terry could tell that Roland was a beautician. He tried not to laugh.
Sean had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the private detective.
The sound of the car horn made Vera laugh.
Perry walked into the studio and looked at Bob. "You make me exercise," he said.
After spending a night in the airport, Allison was relieved to see her husband.
If the monk didn't arrive soon, Ramona didn't know what she would do.
When Billy arrived at Christmas, Carole booed him.
When the moon came up, Teresa knew it was time to find shelter.
For as long as Philip could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
Ernest was painting. He bit his fingernails.
Herman put down the spring-roll carefully.
Stella opened the door to the cloakroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
"Just try not to cry," Brandy told herself as she waited in the nuclear power-plant.
Kathryn was behind the bikeshed. She had a magnifying glass in her hand.
When Carol opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
Julie was disappointed that Ella was coming to her wedding.
Penny could see that the assassin was disillusioned.
Tiffany was the best soldier around.
Trieyn leaned into the wind.
Christian staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
The dolphin had escaped. Ruth panicked.
Wanda could see that Tina was sexy.
On Thursday, Ida always made it easier.
It was a cold, moonlit Sunday night. Jerome was in the bath.
Aeck Timecleaner raised his fist.
Ross was suprised to be free.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Eva stopped and wiped the sweat from her brow.
Sylvia walked into the bathroom and looked at Franklin. "You make me nervous," she said.
After spending a night in the airport, Ida was relieved to see her boss.
Antonio could see that Jeremy was inconsiderate. He opened the door to the attic.
Someone had invited a seagull to the grand opening. Laura knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Dianne ground her teeth.
The psychiatrist opened the door, and led Ralph inside.
Shardue shielded her eyes against the blast.
Kimberly had been expecting Lena for six days. She hoped for a miracle.
When Mike arrived at Easter, Randall laughed.
If the medic didn't arrive soon, Rene didn't know what he would do.
Smoke was in the air. Felicia opened the door.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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