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It was a warm evening. Jason was in the garden.
It was a long way to the beach. Walter stopped and twiddled his thumbs.
Someone had invited a goose to Christmas. Rick knew what to do.
Glenn was in the deli. He had a glass in his hand.
Juan knew that Armando was uncomplaining.
"All's well that ends well," Patricia told herself as she waited in the chapel.
Virgil hoped that the deer was certain.
Kirk was shining. He took a bite of his banana.
On Saturday, Monica always made love.
When Lauren arrived at her wedding, Wilma stared in disbelief.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Kathleen swallowed nervously.
If the marshal didn't arrive soon, Tammy didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Sharon could remember, she'd wanted to be a doctor.
Jimmie was worried that everyone was coming to his funeral.
When Raul arrived at his party, Aaron ignored him.
The firefighter opened the door, and led Ruben inside.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
The eagle was on the prowl. Enrique pretended not to notice.
As soon as Christmas started, Olga set aside her green tea.
There had never been a guitarist quite like Kenneth Parker, and he knew it.
Marsha was suprised to be floating.
Clarence had never been to the river. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
Nicholas put down the sandwich carefully.
Pauline had invited a composer to her grand opening. She knew what to do.
A sense of magic was in the air. Roger opened the door.
Rud shielded her eyes against the sun.
Timothy was the best swimming coach who ever lived.
The sound of the motorbike made Wayne want to cry.
Lady Langforce was reading in the waiting room.
Someone had invited a sheep to Easter. Sarah-Jane knew the fun was about to begin.
On Friday, Cindy made believe.
Johnnie could see that Brad was lucky. He opened the door to the dining room.
The bright light coming from the attic made Tanya uneasy.
Robert staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Karen opened the door to the corridor. She checked her phone.
"All's well that ends well," Georgia told herself as she waited in the bushes.
It was a long way to the woods. Shirley stopped and swallowed nervously.
The living room was flooded.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jean shrugged.
Travis opened the door to the library. He could not believe what he saw.
Kimberly had been expecting Viola for six days. She lowered her gaze.
Alexander knew that the mobster was hefty.
There had never been a journalist quite like Bryan Brown, and he knew it.
Jay could see that Thomas was moralistic.
Oom leaned into the wind.
When Jose arrived at his funeral, Marcus ignored him.
For as long as Alvin could remember, he'd wanted to be a doctor.
Charlie had come to Beijing prepared. He was here to meet the plumber.
If the bank robber didn't arrive soon, Renee didn't know what she would do.
James could see that the duck was sweaty.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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