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Lorraine opened the door to the bedroom. She lit a cigarette.
The turtle was on the prowl. Patricia pretended not to notice.
"Just try not to cry," Clayton told himself as he waited in the museum.
When Lois opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his work.
Felicia opened the door to the attic. The stench was overwhelming.
Debra knew that Bobbie was coming to Christmas.
If the zookeeper didn't arrive soon, Julio didn't know what he would do.
Joan was suprised to be free.
The basement was the perfect location.
As soon as the grand opening started, Michele cracked open another beer.
Vivian nodded to the fisher. It was going to be a tough day.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
There had never been a cheesemaker quite like Justin Jones, and he knew it.
Someone had invited a camel to the wedding. Ethel knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a dark and lonely night. Alberto was in the office.
For as long as Lloyd could remember, he'd wanted to be a hunter.
Lady Walkmount was in one of her moods.
The smell coming from the living room made Adam hopeful.
The musician opened the door, and led Rebecca inside.
Ronald was in the cathedral. He had a cracker in his hand.
Jean fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
When Pedro arrived at his funeral, everyone welcomed him.
Rita walked into the dining room and glanced at Marcus. "You make me dance," she said.
After spending a night in the airport, Eugene was relieved to see his boss.
On Friday, Evelyn made it right.
Qino leaned into the wind.
Marvin had been expecting Harold for days. He took a bite of his spring-roll.
The sound of the baby crying made Jacob want to cry.
It started like any other night in Australia. Ricky looked at the time.
Marian was dancing. She straightened her hair.
As soon as the wedding started, Ethel enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Roberta hoped that Grace was dynamic.
When Patsy arrived at Thanksgiving, Toni laughed.
It was a long way to the mountain. Virginia stopped and laughed to herself.
Sue opened the door to the closet. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
It was a typical morning. Phyllis chewed some gum as she led the actor into the bathroom.
Jackie opened the door to the garage. She lowered her gaze.
If the archer didn't arrive soon, Henry didn't know what he would do.
Deanna could feel her heart beating.
Connie could see that Gladys was a gondolier. She tried not to worry.
Jim had never been to the volcano. He smiled knowingly.
Eapuo Sinbeard raised his sword.
"This is crazy," Marsha told herself as she waited in the prison.
Love was in the air. Melvin smiled knowingly.
Melinda was the best spelunker who ever lived.
The geologist opened the door, and led Zachary inside.
It was a dull, insipid fall night. Gabriel was over the hill.
There had never been a sheepshearer quite like Fred Jones, and he knew it.
Virgil took a sip of his Guinness. It was going to be a momentous night.
Someone had invited a puppy to the funeral. Vickie knew the fun was about to begin.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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