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It was a long way to the valley. Naomi stopped and crouched and tied her laces.
It was a quiet winter evening. Dean chewed some gum as he led the cartoonist into the garage.
Ernest could feel his life slipping away.
Genueth Bone-eater raised his shield.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Clifton looked at the time.
The reporter opened the door, and led Roger inside.
After spending a night in hell, Diane was relieved to see her home.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Jay hesitant.
Felix was angry that no one was coming to his wedding.
Ricardo was the best mechanic who ever lived.
Glen could tell that Nathaniel was smiling. He opened the door to the dungeon.
Someone had invited an ant to Christmas. Lloyd knew what to do.
If the game show host didn't arrive soon, Lance didn't know what he would do.
Wallace could tell that Leonard was a tattooist. He tried not to worry.
As soon as the funeral started, Betty bit her fingernails.
When rain began, Eva knew it was time to move on.
Yesurwyn shielded her eyes against the blast.
Mary was under the bridge. She had a wine in her hand.
Roger opened the door to the conservatory. The odour was unmistakable.
Aerperos arose from slumber.
Morris could see that the fashion designer was keen.
Justin had never been to the forest. He took a sip of his rum and coke.
Sheila fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Lady Appleinge was sitting in the lobby.
Julie could not feel anything.
Going to the woods was a nice idea. Donna took a bite of her sandwich.
For as long as Nicholas could remember, he'd wanted to be an interpreter.
It was a bleak, wintery night. Jeanne was in the cathedral.
Ramona had been waiting for Anna for three days. She checked her watch.
Allen was glad that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Paul was suprised to be floating.
Lena walked into the classroom and looked at Diana. "You make me jump," she said.
Love was in the air. Felix opened the door.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
When Vivian arrived at her wedding, Wendy laughed.
Lord Stankeld was in one of his moods.
When Andrew arrived at his grand opening, Alicia booed him.
When Norman opened the door Mr. Baker looked up from his book.
Clyde opened the door to the library. His senses were overwhelmed.
As soon as Christmas started, Mattie meditated.
Nina hoped that the cat was incapable.
Fla Windburner raised her fist.
Rodney opened the door to the dungeon. He chewed his lip.
George put down the ball nervously.
On Tuesday, Ralph made a cake.
Schayrsun shielded her eyes against the light.
The sound of the car horn made Kristin angry.
There had never been a wizard quite like Clinton Miller, and he knew it.
Erik could feel his heart beating.
For as long as Glenn could remember, he'd wanted to be a boatbuilder.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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