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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
It was a bitter, endless spring night. Kathy hoped for a miracle as she led the shipwright into the bathroom.
Myrtle walked into the kitchen and glanced at Dave. "You make me wet," she said.
Gilim waited for the battle to begin.
Morris could feel his life slipping away.
Bessie was suprised to be alone.
Regina had been waiting for Mary-Beth for five hours. She scratched her hand.
Sheila opened the door to the dungeon. She wanted to be alone.
Roberto knew that Kirk was submissive.
Joan had invited a coach to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Ruth arrived at her grand opening, everyone gasped.
The laundry was a complete mess.
If the animal trainer didn't arrive soon, Ida didn't know what she would do.
Richard could tell that Bartholomew was overjoyed. He opened the door to the corridor.
Marie was the best barber who ever lived.
Melissa took a long sip of her Jim Beam. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Lynn knew it was too late.
As soon as the wedding started, Tammy set aside her can opener.
Courtney was planking. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Leroy had never been to the river. He buttoned up his jacket.
The lion was on the loose. Todd tried to remain calm.
It was a crisp Tuesday evening. Marian was at the bus stop.
The noises coming from the wardrobe made Denise uneasy.
Someone had invited a rat to Christmas. Robin knew the fun was about to begin.
Wroxaria shielded her eyes against the light.
Renee could tell that Jennie was a publisher. She tried not to laugh.
Jane felt that the translator was desolate.
There had never been a dentist quite like Karl Adams, and he knew it.
On Wednesday, Julio made a treehouse.
Jerry had come to Beijing alone. He was here to meet the goatherd.
It was a long way to the forest. Jordan stopped and snapped his fingers.
When Jo arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
Norma was suprised to be alive.
When Lorraine arrived at her funeral, Martha stared in disbelief.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Maria had invited a hotelier to her party. She knew what to do.
Ida opened the door to the garage. She took a bite of her chicken wing.
Eckoo leaned into the wind.
Johnny staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
"This is crazy," Christine told herself as she waited on the shelf.
Wilma put down the teddy bear nervously.
Debbie felt that Leona was reserved.
Piwai Mindbane raised his axe.
Everett could see that the chimpanzee was insincere.
The lamb was on the prowl. Kyle panicked.
As soon as the funeral started, Pauline enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
If the pilot didn't arrive soon, Larry didn't know what he would do.
It was a foggy March night. Wanda took a bite of her celery stick as she led the candlemaker into the barn.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Bobbi-Jo waited.
The police officer opened the door, and led Curtis inside.
The closet was deserted.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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