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Someone had invited a puppy to Christmas. Jessie knew the fun was about to begin.
The living room was spotless.
Louis opened the door to the cell. He could not believe what he saw.
When Darlene arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at her.
Kenneth knew that the air traffic controller was delighted.
The goat was on the prowl. Lance panicked.
Lord Aaron was eating in the bathroom.
Pedro had come to Athens alone. He was here to meet the surgeon.
Going to the desert island was a good idea. Jorge took a sip of his merlot.
As soon as the grand opening started, Helen checked her reflection.
Reginald knew that the pony was messy.
It was a wintery afternoon. Michele was in the theatre.
Ko Doomdragon raised his fist.
"Just breathe," Lena told herself as she waited in the nuclear power-plant.
Sarah was in the shower. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
After spending a night in jail, Willard was relieved to see his car.
Beig leaned into the wind.
Melvin hoped that Jorge was self-sufficent.
Lord Umberport was eating in the wardrobe.
The sound of snoring made Don want to scream.
On Friday, Jo-Ellen made friends.
There had never been a brewer quite like Sylvia Miller, and she knew it.
If the thief didn't arrive soon, Dwight didn't know what he would do.
Willie had invited an artist to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The journalist opened the door, and led Johnny inside.
Lonnie knew that no one was coming to his funeral.
The music coming from the dining room made Lauren hopeful.
Harvey could see that Bartholomew was arrogant. He opened the door to the stable.
For as long as Bonnie could remember, she'd wanted to be a chef.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
When wolves began to howl, Annie knew it was time to sleep.
Kimberly put down the burger nervously.
Patricia opened the door to the bedroom. She took a bite of her chicken wing.
When Edna arrived at her party, everyone fainted.
As soon as Easter started, Judith closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
When Bryan arrived at Christmas, Henry ignored him.
Anita was crawling. She swallowed nervously.
Neil had come to Hell prepared. He was here to meet the salesperson.
Maurice walked into the wine cellar and looked at Delores. "You make me exercise," he said.
Phillip had never been to the valley. He chewed some gum.
After spending a night in the airport, Julia was relieved to see her wife.
The classroom was covered in blood.
Kathryn opened the door to the stable. She had dreamed of this moment.
The dog was on the loose. Jeffery pretended not to notice.
Javier felt that the cat was regretful.
It was a long way to the stream. Carl stopped and took a sip of his margarita.
"Show no mercy," Jordan told himself as he waited in the observatory.
Ramon was suprised to be free.
Natalie fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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