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Random Opening Lines (x 50)
Kelly opened the door to the kitchen. He checked his reflection.
Delores fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
As soon as Christmas started, Jean took a bite of her sandwich.
Dawn opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
For as long as Erik could remember, he'd wanted to be a bank robber.
Travis felt that the rat was sad.
Tracy had invited a miner to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Debbie had been waiting for Kathleen for six days. She snapped her fingers.
Going to the swamp was a nice idea. Agnes gripped her cup.
It was a foggy Wednesday evening. Billy-Bob was in the theatre.
On Saturday, Sally made up.
Maxine could tell that Crystal was tasteful. She opened the door to the living room.
Therf Oathcup raised her shield.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jaime waited.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Julie was relieved to see her husband.
Eithu waited for the battle to begin.
Brenda was disappointed that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Donald could see that the detective was superstitious.
Bobby had never been to the ocean. He shuddered in anticipation.
Basil could see that Gabriel was a hunter. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The sound of dogs barking made Herbert hesitant.
Roberta ground her teeth.
Lord Noorwood was in one of his moods.
Barry was at the travel agent. He had a muffin in his hand.
If the psychiatrist didn't arrive soon, Suzanne didn't know what she would do.
Ghuosmi shielded her eyes against the light.
Rosa had come to Hell alone. She was here to meet the captain.
It was a hot September morning. Marlene laughed to herself as she led the veterinarian into the dining room.
Geraldine walked into the basement and looked at Claire. "You make me a better person," she said.
Nellie felt that the wolf was lonely.
"Today is the day," Ricky told himself as he waited in the prison.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Jimmy stopped and chewed some gum.
Jenny was the best private detective around.
It was a crisp morning. Basil was in the theatre.
There had never been a singer quite like Joshua Parker, and he knew it.
Constance hoped that Irene was debonair.
Chad staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Tina had invited a bear to her funeral. She knew what to do.
The smoke coming from the barn made Jason uneasy.
When wolves began to howl, Samantha knew it was time to move on.
Someone had invited a bird to Easter. Erika knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
When Gwendolyn opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her book.
Esther could not feel anything.
Marian could see that the court jester was considerate.
Adrian had never been to the desert. He lit a cigarette.
Ernest was suprised to be alive.
Bob was disappointed that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
If the banker didn't arrive soon, Daniel didn't know what he would do.
The walk-in freezer was spotless.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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