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Xyree Spiritgreeter raised his axe.
Heidi hoped that the gardener was sure.
Leona was angry that no one was coming to Easter.
If the pharmacist didn't arrive soon, Tom didn't know what he would do.
Juanita was in the food court. She had a bagel in her hand.
Seth opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he would find.
Sam cracked open another beer.
Claude had come to Germany alone. He was here to meet the hypnotist.
After spending a night in hell, Wanda was relieved to see her wife.
Hazel could not feel anything.
It was a long way to the cave. Marjorie stopped and took a sip of her Jack Daniels.
Norman could tell that Adrian was artificial. He opened the door to the walk-in freezer.
Gene fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
James opened the door to the bathroom. He took a bite of his spring-roll.
"It's almost over," Lisa told herself as she waited in the museum.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Corey hoped that the goose was disturbing.
The noises coming from the dungeon made Julia uneasy.
Smoke was in the air. Kevin smiled knowingly.
Marilyn was the best goatherd who ever lived.
Wanda walked into the library and looked at Daniel. "You make me hungry," she said.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Bradley hoped for a miracle.
It was a misty night. Joann was in the supermarket.
Pamela hoped that Nicole was creative.
The laundry was dark and oddly quiet.
Sharg waited for the battle to begin.
Terry had never been to the cave. She buttoned up her jacket.
It was a long and sleepless night. Everett nodded to the philanthropist as he led the beautician into the dungeon.
Herbert opened the door to the attic. He could not believe what he saw.
There had never been an assassin quite like Wayne Lee, and he knew it.
Someone had invited an otter to Thanksgiving. Lynn knew the fun was about to begin.
Norma put down the bagel carefully.
If the librarian didn't arrive soon, Angela didn't know what she would do.
When Carl opened the door Mr. Jimén ez looked up from his book.
When the sun rose, Brittany knew it was time to run.
Dan could tell that Julio was a carpenter. He tried not to laugh.
Ken was falling. He lowered his gaze.
As soon as the grand opening started, Daryl took a long sip of his lemonade.
Ramon could see that the criminal was careless.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
It started like any other night in Athens. Willie bit her fingernails.
Glen had been expecting Steven for hours. He whistled nonchalantly.
Carla was relieved that no one was coming to her party.
The physicist opened the door, and led Marvin inside.
Misty hoped for a miracle.
For as long as Deanna could remember, she'd wanted to be a sailor.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Bob was relieved to see his wife.
Bryan opened the door to the garage. He rubbed his hands together.
Patrick had come to London alone. He was here to meet the park ranger.
The bright light coming from the cell made Matthew hopeful.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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