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When Viola arrived at her wedding, Patsy fainted.
Kirk had come to Cairo prepared. He was here to meet the veterinarian.
It was a bitterly cold May morning. Lena lit a cigarette as she led the busker into the dungeon.
Craig was the best shepherd in town.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Lauren angry.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jimmie sucked his teeth.
Mildred opened the door to the closet. She looked at the time.
Thelma was delighted to be free.
Jared chewed some gum. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Roberto could tell that Morris was a factory worker. He tried not to laugh.
When Danielle opened the door Mr. Lewis looked up from his book.
Lord Pantshaw was waiting in the office.
The kitten was on the loose. Mary-Beth pretended not to notice.
"Just try not to cry," Ted told himself as he waited in the closet.
Clyde shuddered in anticipation.
After spending a night in hospital, Evelyn was relieved to see her mother.
It was a dark, moonless summer night. Katrina was in the museum.
Kristin could see that Yolanda was aggressive. She opened the door to the living room.
Francis opened the door to the chapel. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
When rain stopped, Lorraine knew it was time to move on.
The bright light coming from the sauna made Terrance hopeful.
Lois had never been to the sea. She took a sip of her smoothie.
It started like any other afternoon in the casino. Erik knew it was too late.
The webmaster opened the door, and led Jimmie inside.
Shuxonor arose from slumber.
On Sunday, Hugh always made up a story.
Kathryn was listening. She laughed to herself.
Jack could not hear anything.
Smoke was in the air. Peggy opened the door.
Johnny had come to the moon alone. He was here to meet the accountant.
Pamela hoped that no one was coming to her funeral.
Cheryl staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
As soon as the wedding started, Carmen swallowed nervously.
Norma had invited a secretary to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Gail could tell that Erika was a sailor. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a bitterly cold September night. Barry took a long sip of his coffee as he led the shepherd into the kitchen.
When Kyle arrived at Christmas, Michele rushed to see him.
It was a long way to the stream. Laurie stopped and crouched and tied her laces.
Tyrone had been expecting Fernando for days. He chewed some gum.
Bill was in the deli. He had a hot dog in his hand.
When Marian arrived at her funeral, Ramona stared in disbelief.
Jaime was the best stonecutter who ever lived.
For as long as Bernard could remember, he'd wanted to be a scout.
"Maybe no one will notice," Geraldine told herself as she waited on the window sill.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Lauren twiddled her thumbs.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Veronica didn't know what she would do.
The tortoise had escaped. Jim-Bob panicked.
Vernon felt that the rabbit was egocentric.
Lady Marlene was in one of her moods.
The noises coming from the barn made Edna uneasy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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