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Someone had invited a chicken to the funeral. Marcia knew what to do.
It started like any other day in the train station. Jo whistled nonchalantly.
The sound of the chickens made Jane laugh.
Danny was on the window sill. He had a cocktail in his hand.
On Tuesday, Mary always made the world better.
The fish was on the loose. Alma tried to remain calm.
As soon as Easter started, Kay knew it wasn't too late.
Hector felt that Dwayne was mature.
When Arthur arrived at Thanksgiving, Bradley fainted.
Darren opened the door to the garage. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a long way to the cave. Jay stopped and meditated.
Heidi had never been to the bay. She put down her pencil.
When Dean opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his book.
Connie smiled. It was going to be a tough day.
For as long as Reginald could remember, he'd wanted to be a mobster.
"It's going to be okay," Jennie told herself as she waited under the mountain.
It was a crisp morning. Herbert wanted food as he led the actor into the control room.
Donna had been expecting Margaret for five hours. She shrugged.
Kent staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
After spending a night in the airport, Erika was relieved to see her mother.
If the engineer didn't arrive soon, Daisy didn't know what she would do.
It was a magical January afternoon. Cindy was at the zoo.
A sense of magic was in the air. Tyler waited.
Julio was moving. He lowered his gaze.
Wulor shielded his eyes against the light.
Eliza-Jane hoped that the programmer was faithless.
The lobby was covered in blood.
When the moon came up, Vanessa knew it was time to find shelter.
Eva opened the door to the lounge room. She was afraid of what she might find.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Jennifer hesitant.
Dustin could see that Jonathan was a garbage collector. He tried not to smile.
When Lance arrived at Thanksgiving, Casey ignored him.
When Perry arrived at his grand opening, Anthony fainted.
Going to the hill was a nice idea. Basil gripped his bouquet.
Lord Freinberg was waiting in the guest room.
Lester put down the bike nervously.
Louise was in the shop. She had a notepad in her hand.
Stanley could see that Howard was distressed. He opened the door to the living room.
Jose could see that Troy was inquisitive.
Scott had invited a geologist to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as Christmas started, Marvin smiled.
Lord Ricky was in one of his moods.
Herman opened the door to the barn. He chewed some gum.
Lady Rebecca was eating in the studio.
There had never been a DJ quite like Constance Lóp ez, and she knew it.
Gail staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Nicholas had never been to the lake. He took a bite of his fishcake.
For as long as Robin could remember, she'd wanted to be a dietician.
Janice chewed her lip. It was going to be a tough day.
It was a fun September morning. Derek was over the hill.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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