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Todd opened the door to the wine cellar. He had dreamed of this moment.
Violet fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Beatrice was farting. She chewed some gum.
Lord Stanbeck was in one of his moods.
Frederick had invited a spin doctor to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the gully. Diana stopped and shuddered in anticipation.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, April whistled nonchalantly.
It was a rainy fall night. Salvador was in the cathedral.
The lobby was full of smoke.
On Saturday, Dale made a movie.
Going to the island was a great idea. Nicholas wanted a friend.
Johnny put down the icecream slowly.
Debra walked into the kitchen and glanced at Mario. "You make me laugh," she said.
When Carl arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed.
It was a long and sleepless night. Jim lit a cigarette as he led the winemaker into the dining room.
Sue looked at the time.
Jordan could see that Randall was wealthy. He opened the door to the garage.
The tiger had escaped. Bryan panicked.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Max hopeful.
Marie could see that the principal was stubborn.
Karl knew that Herbert was coming to Thanksgiving.
Keith could feel his life slipping away.
"Show no mercy," Francisco told himself as he waited at the zoo.
When the sun rose, Arnold knew it was time to move on.
Jamie was suprised to be alone.
Chad knew that Jesse was high-handed.
The sound of dogs barking made Caroline laugh.
Someone had invited a shark to the wedding. Joyce knew what to do.
Leon had invited a bank robber to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night under a bridge, Scott was relieved to see his boss.
For as long as Chris could remember, he'd wanted to be a stunt double.
Don opened the door to the wardrobe. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a long way to the gully. Roberta stopped and checked her phone.
Zhoun arose from slumber.
As soon as the party started, Paul shrugged.
Henry could see that the horse was small-thinking.
Bessie was farting. She cracked open another beer.
It was a typical December afternoon. Jon was on the window sill.
It was a quiet summer night. Jim-Bob chewed some gum as he led the sniper into the closet.
Freddie had never been to the creek. He went over the plan.
Herman walked into the kitchen and looked at Marsha. "You make me nervous," he said.
Lady Tracy was in one of her moods.
Pearl was the best busker bar none.
The smell coming from the dungeon made Adam hopeful.
When Maureen arrived at her funeral, Viola fainted.
Penny checked her phone. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Ian opened the door to the living room. He took a long sip of his ale.
When rain stopped, Bradley knew it was time to move on.
Monica felt that Lillie was honest.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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