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Virginia opened the door to the dining room. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
There had never been a hunter quite like Aaron Walker, and he knew it.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Maureen didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the island. Debbie stopped and questioned her decision.
It was a tumultuous evening. Brett took a bite of his muffin as he led the broker into the guest room.
Cody was growling. He smiled knowingly.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Dianne hoped that the ditch digger was tenacious.
Christine had invited a panda to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The porcupine was on the loose. Erin panicked.
Teese shielded her eyes against the light.
Tammy walked into the bedroom and looked at Rebecca. "You make me lie," she said.
Joanne was the best beggar around.
As soon as the funeral started, Naomi checked her phone.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Joshua closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Martha was disappointed that everyone was coming to Easter.
Tracey was suprised to be floating.
The sound of the blender made Claude laugh.
The smell coming from the closet made Albert hopeful.
On Monday, Christian always made pizza.
Jonathan fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Dan put down the fishcake carefully.
When the moon came up, Michelle knew it was time to move on.
Gwendolyn could see that Eleanor was healthy.
Henry could see that the dog was disinterested.
Smulto arose from slumber.
Ronnie opened the door to the control room. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
When Jack arrived at his wedding, Eugene laughed.
William knew that the magician was dynamic.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Thanksgiving. Mattie knew what to do.
A sense of magic was in the air. Derrick waited.
The chapel was flooded.
When Matthew arrived at his party, everyone welcomed him.
Nicholas had invited a guru to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Chris could see that Peter was a silversmith. He tried not to laugh.
Lady Noorgate was reading in the attic.
"This is crazy," Raul told himself as he waited in the attic.
It was a bitterly cold night. Becky cracked open another beer as she led the dentist into the wine cellar.
James was in the shower. He had a knife in his hand.
Jon had come to Spain prepared. He was here to meet the archer.
When Bobbie-Sue opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his work.
Fernando was the best court jester in town.
Gina was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Johnny had been expecting Kurt for two days. He chewed some gum.
The frog was on the prowl. Kirk panicked.
It was a foggy April evening. Lee was in the attic.
Floyd could tell that Harry was fatalistic. He opened the door to the garage.
As soon as Easter started, Jessie checked her watch.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Corey want to scream.
For as long as Joan could remember, she'd wanted to be a marine.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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