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As soon as Christmas started, Victor bit his fingernails.
Dustin could see that the chicken sexer was fanatical.
It was a quiet Friday morning. Shannon was in the clock-tower.
Debbie hoped that Peggy was patriotic.
On Sunday, Leo made a treehouse.
Henry could feel his heart beating.
Christine put down the umbrella slowly.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Joe told himself as he waited in the observatory.
When Gabriel opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his work.
When Clinton arrived at Easter, Carl stared in disbelief.
Herbert knew that the alligator was admirable.
Jermulex leaned into the wind.
The thief opened the door, and led Larry inside.
The horse was on the loose. Stanley panicked.
Sharon hoped that everyone was coming to her funeral.
When the sun rose, Luis knew it was time to run.
Kenneth checked his phone. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
After spending a night on the street, Eduardo was relieved to see his father.
Nicole opened the door to the studio. Her senses were overwhelmed.
For as long as Howard could remember, he'd wanted to be a pawnbroker.
Kyle walked into the bathroom and glanced at Joseph. "You make me feel bad," he said.
Courtney had come to the palace alone. She was here to meet the taxi-driver.
Charles had been waiting for Andrew for six hours. He straightened his hair.
The smell coming from the basement made Marilyn uneasy.
When Alexander arrived at Easter, everyone ignored him.
Lady Grimness was reading in the cell.
If the servant didn't arrive soon, Seth didn't know what he would do.
Going to the beach was a terrible idea. Lucille closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
It was a gloomy Thursday morning. Arlene was outside the window.
Clifford cracked open another beer.
As soon as the party started, Hilda shrugged.
Leon hoped that Mitchell was sad.
Eurfee Oathlust raised his shield.
Samuel was suprised to be alive.
Darrell had invited a tiger to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
April was painting. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Someone had invited a seagull to Christmas. Joyce knew the fun was about to begin.
Laura could tell that June was irreligious. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Arnold hoped that the puppy was sordid.
For as long as Ramona could remember, she'd wanted to be a chicken sexer.
Keith was at the concert. He had a hammer in his hand.
Rodney was the best interpreter around.
Angel opened the door to the wine cellar. He could not believe what he saw.
When Rick opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
Sue could feel her heart beating.
Raymond had never been to the mountain. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
It was a clear evening. Jared checked his watch as he led the police officer into the dining room.
When Greg arrived at his grand opening, Harold ignored him.
The porcupine had escaped. Juan panicked.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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