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Fernando put down the spring-roll carefully.
Daniel had never been to the cave. He buttoned up his jacket.
For as long as Timothy could remember, he'd wanted to be a pawnbroker.
When Kathy arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed.
Erika walked into the basement and looked at Micheal. "You make me run," she said.
It was a gloomy Monday night. Edwin was in the corner.
"You can do this," Tamara told herself as she waited outside the window.
Eoziatyra leaned into the wind.
Lorraine was crying. She took a sip of her wine.
Jo had been expecting Wanda for three hours. She laughed to herself.
Fernando meditated. It was going to be a long day.
There had never been a tailor quite like Samantha Miller, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Easter. Hugh knew it wouldn't end well.
Carrie could feel her life slipping away.
Alan opened the door to the attic. He snapped his fingers.
As soon as the party started, Betty looked at the time.
George was in the chapel. He had a fork in his hand.
Lord Hullminster was in one of his moods.
Milton opened the door to the guest room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Going to the valley was a nice idea. Joel closed his eyes and took a breath.
Love was in the air. Agnes smiled knowingly.
The office was full of smoke.
The yodeler opened the door, and led Calvin inside.
The sound of screaming children made Audrey want to scream.
The bright light coming from the cell made Tom hopeful.
On Sunday, Margie always made babies.
It was a long way to the forest. Hugh stopped and smiled knowingly.
It was a tumultuous morning. Rosa chewed her lip as she led the taxidermist into the waiting room.
Lord Dustbury was waiting in the outhouse.
Alex walked into the pantry and glanced at Lydia. "You make me shiver," he said.
Michelle hoped that the cheetah was driven.
Ronald had invited a reporter to his wedding. He knew what to do.
For as long as Nora could remember, she'd wanted to be a computer programmer.
Brian felt that Alvin was tragic.
It was a warm December morning. Lloyd was at the door.
After spending a night in the airport, Sandra was relieved to see her home.
Shawn took a long sip of his daiquiri.
Shane was crying. He straightened his clothes.
Regina opened the door to the laundry. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Brandon was the best cartoonist bar none.
Shelly meditated. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
When wolves began to howl, Brett knew it was time to sleep.
Going to the forest was a nice idea. Laura wanted a bratwurst.
If the drummer didn't arrive soon, Christine didn't know what she would do.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Juan told himself as he waited at the train station.
Ralph had come to the moon alone. He was here to meet the jockey.
Martin could feel his life slipping away.
It started like any other afternoon in the basement. Jesse closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Elsie was glad that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
When Joanne arrived at her funeral, Hazel ignored her.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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