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Gerald opened the door to the outhouse. He looked at the time.
Someone had invited a donkey to Thanksgiving. Kelly knew what to do.
Duane could not hear anything.
Teresa knew that no one was coming to Easter.
It was a long way to the island. Tracey stopped and cracked open another beer.
Gregory had invited an octopus to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a truck driver quite like Juanita Walker, and she knew it.
Barry opened the door to the laundry. He had dreamed of this moment.
For as long as Martin could remember, he'd wanted to be a meteorologist.
George fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Deenys Fearharvest raised his axe.
When Stephen arrived at Thanksgiving, Harvey embraced him.
Mary-Beth could tell that Sherry was generous. She opened the door to the cell.
Adam had been expecting Jamie for four days. He took a bite of his fishcake.
When Jordan opened the door Mr. Allen looked up from his book.
The comedian opened the door, and led Kelly inside.
Roy walked into the armory and glanced at Marjorie. "You make me angry," he said.
Mark could see that Max was adventurous.
Constance put down the pickle carefully.
It was a clear January afternoon. Brenda was in the office.
The bathroom was deserted.
Veronica had never been to the ocean. She took a sip of her strawberry milkshake.
If the botanist didn't arrive soon, Dianne didn't know what she would do.
Christian giggled to himself.
Going to the valley was a terrible idea. Erin nodded to the sleuth.
"Maybe no one will notice," Joanne told herself as she waited at the skateboard park.
Lord Duncrag was in one of his moods.
Diana knew that the monkey was greedy.
Nicholas staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The music coming from the armory made Maureen uneasy.
When wolves began to howl, Javier knew it was time to find shelter.
Erica was angry that Regina was coming to Thanksgiving.
The sound of the chainsaw made Tammy angry.
When Sandra arrived at her funeral, Bobbie-Sue laughed.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
There had never been a shaman quite like Velma White, and she knew it.
Elaine shrugged. It was going to be a special day.
Sherry could see that Carrie was a servant. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Danny could feel his heart beating.
Sean knew that the tattooist was narrow-minded.
As soon as the party started, Alfred went over the plan.
After spending a night in hospital, Derek was relieved to see his home.
It was a rainy Sunday morning. Nathaniel was on the porch.
Teresa opened the door to the classroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
Rosa opened the door to the laundry. She straightened her clothes.
Arnold was delighted to be alive.
Ann had been expecting Laurie for two hours. She took a bite of her apple.
On Tuesday, Neil always made love.
Jenny walked into the bedroom and glanced at Brian. "You make me nervous," she said.
Wayne had never been to the bay. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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