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Heidi felt that Danielle was cheating.
Basil opened the door to the wardrobe. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a long way to the pond. Robert stopped and chuckled to himself.
When Mike opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her work.
It was a warm winter evening. Florence was around the corner.
The sound of screaming children made Karl laugh.
"Show no mercy," Corey told himself as he waited at the door.
Clara walked into the barn and looked at Glenda. "You make me giggle," she said.
Clifford had invited a badger to his party. He knew what to do.
Raymond was the best archer who ever lived.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Eliza-Jane looked at the time.
Bruce put down the banana carefully.
The office was locked.
Jeffrey was shining. He buttoned up his jacket.
Grace was disappointed that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Going to the pond was a terrible idea. Gilbert lowered his gaze.
Someone had invited an owl to the wedding. Tammy knew it wouldn't end well.
The bank robber opened the door, and led Salvador inside.
Oandeutor leaned into the wind.
Jay took a long sip of his 7-up. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Eduardo looked at the time.
Mario had never been to the desert. He put down his water.
Suzanne could tell that Lucille was cute. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Mike could see that the bird was frisky.
It was a cool autumn night. Kay took a bite of her muffin as she led the dogcatcher into the bathroom.
If the spelunker didn't arrive soon, Priscilla didn't know what she would do.
Max was delighted to be alive.
Lord Roseholme was waiting in the library.
"Today is the day," Stephen told himself as he waited in the mirror.
When rain began, Vanessa knew it was time to sleep.
Lady June was sitting in the laundry.
Micheal could feel his life slipping away.
It started like any other afternoon in the concert. Louis shrugged.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Mattie was in the garden.
Thomas was up the chimney. He had a spoon in his hand.
After spending a night on a plane, Jaime was relieved to see his wife.
Rosa felt that Regina was amoral.
Jamie opened the door to the garage. He took a bite of his licorice twist.
Edward walked into the outhouse and glanced at Becky. "You make me feel good," he said.
The chicken had escaped. Lonnie panicked.
On Thursday, Mark made up.
Floyd was disappointed that Ian was coming to Easter.
Ruben fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Leslie could tell that Kenneth was a ventriloquist. He tried not to smile.
Clinton had invited an author to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Noorhurst was in one of her moods.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Nellie was the best bartender who ever lived.
When Troy opened the door Mrs. Morris looked up from her book.
It was a long way to the pond. Francis stopped and smiled knowingly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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