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When the sun rose, Cynthia knew it was time to move on.
It was a night full of promise. Beatrice took a sip of her Heineken as she led the pickpocket into the basement.
When Derek arrived at his funeral, Richard embraced him.
Yvonne felt that Glenda was dramatic.
On Wednesday, Sally always made time.
Marjorie could not see anything.
Jean was delighted to be alone.
"It's almost over," Randall told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
It was a long way to the planet. Terry stopped and raised her hands.
There had never been a physician quite like Stacey Williams, and she knew it.
A sense of magic was in the air. Gladys opened the door.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Johnnie was relieved to see his boss.
Sara had invited a hippopotamus to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Stella felt that the sniper was bold.
Jeanne staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Kevin opened the door to the bathroom. His senses were overwhelmed.
Cory was farting. He checked his reflection.
It was a rainy November afternoon. Ralph was on the shelf.
The classroom was full of smoke.
Sharon was disappointed that no one was coming to her wedding.
Bonnie could see that Audrey was a poet. She tried not to smile.
As soon as the grand opening started, Constance lowered her gaze.
Going to the valley was a good idea. Paul swallowed nervously.
Someone had invited a puppy to the party. Frances knew what to do.
Kristina was the best choreographer around.
The sound of snoring made Dianne angry.
Ioda shielded her eyes against the sun.
Jo-Ellen took a sip of her gin and tonic.
It was a long way to the pond. Terrence stopped and chewed some gum.
Debra gripped her flute. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
The guitarist opened the door, and led Claudia inside.
Brett had come to the moon prepared. He was here to meet the rat catcher.
Stephanie knew that the elephant was trembling.
"It's now or never," Bradley told himself as he waited at the butcher.
Pedro had been expecting Jeremy for three days. He giggled to himself.
When Tyrone arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
On Sunday, Amber made peace.
There had never been an archer quite like Olga Green, and she knew it.
Qisoi leaned into the wind.
When Delores opened the door Mrs. Miller looked up from her work.
It was a clear and cloudless Monday evening. Ryan was in the food court.
It was a typical day in New York. Terry cracked open another beer.
Kevin knew that James was irreligious.
Theodore put down the icecream carefully.
Laurie staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Christian was in the closet. He had a knife in his hand.
Roberto opened the door to the sauna. He had dreamed of this moment.
Tom was delighted to be free.
Ann could see that Myrtle was a fisher. She tried not to worry.
Sean felt that the mechanic was conscientious.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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