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Ramon was glad that Roberto was coming to his funeral.
Roger opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
Willard walked into the dining room and glanced at Carolyn. "You make me worry," he said.
On Sunday, Regina always made money.
Arlene had never been to the swamp. She checked her phone.
Theresa could see that Marian was a taxidermist. She tried not to laugh.
Andrea was at the butcher. She had a fork in her hand.
When the sun rose, Sara knew it was time to run.
Petaym arose from slumber.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Jaime laugh.
Ramona felt that the alligator was hearty.
Alfredo staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Steve had invited a panda to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a dull, insipid night. Howard was under the bridge.
Someone had invited a whale to the party. Marvin knew the fun was about to begin.
When Viola arrived at Easter, Rita ignored her.
When Alan opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
For as long as Albert could remember, he'd wanted to be a banker.
The barn was flooded.
Ricardo was glowing. He hoped for a miracle.
"Dare to dream," Derek told himself as he waited in the shop.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
When Ruben arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
If the magician didn't arrive soon, Christy didn't know what she would do.
Reginald opened the door to the garage. He took a bite of his banana.
Bonnie was suprised to be floating.
There had never been a stonecutter quite like Florence Walker, and she knew it.
Kim could feel her life slipping away.
Patrick felt that the cab driver was overjoyed.
Kurt was the best beekeeper in town.
Linda put down the guitar nervously.
Lord Bostinge was sitting in the wardrobe.
Erin hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Timothy opened the door to the armory. The silence was overwhelming.
Rick had never been to the creek. He nodded to the drug dealer.
Sara walked into the lounge room and glanced at Edna. "You make me sweat," she said.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Willard knew exactly what to do.
As soon as Christmas started, Becky took a sip of her soda.
When Wesley opened the door Mrs. Allen looked up from her work.
The tattooist opened the door, and led Bobby inside.
It was a quiet evening. Ronnie was at the bakery.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Rachel opened the door.
When Leonard arrived at his funeral, Joseph booed him.
It was a beautiful spring evening. Kenneth crouched and tied his laces as he led the clown into the wardrobe.
Billy-Bob knew that the lamb was opportunistic.
Phyllis had been waiting for Betty for two hours. She struggled to breathe.
Rita could tell that Grace was selfless. She opened the door to the control room.
On Wednesday, Francis made an igloo.
If the cobbler didn't arrive soon, Jo-Ellen didn't know what she would do.
The dining room was covered in blood.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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