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Brittany had been expecting Carolyn for four days. She knew it wasn't too late.
Gloria whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a tough morning.
After spending a night on a train, Amy was relieved to see her father.
Myrtle could see that Denise was a courier. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Martha was suprised to be alone.
When Shawn arrived at his funeral, everyone fainted.
It was a typical afternoon. Toni was under the mountain.
Maurice hoped that the watchmaker was dependent.
Dave hoped that Roy was incapable.
The kitten was on the prowl. Greg knew exactly what to do.
Bessie had come to Moscow prepared. She was here to meet the chef.
Erik had invited an archaeologist to his wedding. He knew what to do.
Willie could feel her heart beating.
When Clarence opened the door Mr. King looked up from his work.
When Donna arrived at Easter, Allan ignored her.
The attic was deserted.
As soon as the funeral started, Angela took a sip of her beer.
There had never been a waiter quite like Kelly Hall, and he knew it.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Shane enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
"No one suspects a thing," Roger told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
Saroored shielded her eyes against the light.
Dwight closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
For as long as Bradley could remember, he'd wanted to be a barber.
It started like any other day in the pub. Francisco took a bite of his bagel.
Lord Kilham was in one of his moods.
Manuel put down the pickle carefully.
Robert was the best construction worker in town.
Mattie opened the door to the bedroom. The odour was overwhelming.
It was a dark and stormy autumn night. Cecil was in the theatre.
Bobby hoped that Dan was trusting.
It was a long way to the sea. Beverly stopped and rubbed her hands together.
Mildred was angry that everyone was coming to her wedding.
The pony was on the prowl. Amanda pretended not to notice.
Tyrone had never been to the lake. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Samuel hoped that the beaver was amused.
It was a wild, stormy Sunday night. Eduardo checked his reflection as he led the air traffic controller into the library.
Kurt had been waiting for Everett for five days. He ground his teeth.
Grianys Bloodwalker raised her shield.
When Pauline arrived at her party, Daniel ignored her.
Each waited for the battle to begin.
Miguel chewed his lip. It was going to be a long evening.
Lawrence knew that the bricklayer was escapist.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Donna checked her phone.
Catherine was suprised to be alone.
If the goldsmith didn't arrive soon, Audrey didn't know what she would do.
Marshall was waiting. He set aside his daiquiri.
Kevin had invited a dictator to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Dana could tell that Vicki was a chemist. She tried not to worry.
After spending a night in hell, Allan was relieved to see his wife.
Seth was the best marshal around.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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