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On Friday, Esther made a mess.
Janet staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
It was a wild, stormy night. Wallace was in the attic.
When Glenn opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her book.
Aeloa arose from slumber.
It was a snowy December afternoon. Franklin cracked open another beer as he led the sheriff into the bedroom.
The chauffeur opened the door, and led Johnny inside.
When Harry arrived at his grand opening, Nancy rushed to see him.
Mike had come to Rome alone. He was here to meet the publisher.
Tiffany felt that the mobster was ritualistic.
Benjamin could see that Pedro was hopeful.
When Nora arrived at Easter, Dianne laughed.
When rain began, Ella knew it was time to sleep.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Christmas. Kirk knew the fun was about to begin.
Alexander opened the door to the wine cellar. He rubbed his hands together.
As soon as the wedding started, Herman looked at the time.
Clarence opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he would find.
Joy was the best bank robber bar none.
Jaime had invited a minister to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Adrian was suprised to be floating.
If the technician didn't arrive soon, Esther didn't know what she would do.
The barn was deserted.
Frances hoped that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
The smell coming from the sauna made Joseph hopeful.
Laura-May had been waiting for Kristina for four days. She took a bite of her chicken wing.
Lady Lena was in one of her moods.
Phyllis was growing. She wanted to dance.
The goldfish was on the loose. Constance panicked.
Dianne fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Bessie felt that the florist was conceited.
The ventriloquist opened the door, and led Ivan inside.
There had never been a builder quite like Gilbert Jimén ez, and he knew it.
"Dare to dream," Neil told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Judith angry.
It was a warm Friday afternoon. Jill was at the casino.
Peggy could tell that Joan was snoopy. She opened the door to the lobby.
Eatch leaned into the wind.
For as long as Joyce could remember, she'd wanted to be a clown.
It was a long way to the valley. Benjamin stopped and took a bite of his croissant.
Jordan had never been to the sea. He checked his reflection.
Alfred knew that the tiger was hateful.
James was in the hair salon. He had a phone in his hand.
Dwayne swallowed nervously. It was going to be a long evening.
Jonathan knew that Douglas was humorous.
Derrick could see that Leo was a botanist. He tried not to smile.
Joy had invited a yak to Easter. She knew what to do.
Fernando opened the door to the stable. He could not believe what he saw.
Frank opened the door to the barn. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
A sense of magic was in the air. Bessie waited.
Juanita set aside her fork.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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