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When Lance arrived at Christmas, everyone booed him.
Randall felt that Gerald was amazing.
Scui waited for the battle to begin.
Bertha knew that the horse was sympathetic.
Boila shielded his eyes against the sun.
Geraldine had come to Paris alone. She was here to meet the thief.
The bee was on the prowl. Louis knew exactly what to do.
The cloakroom was spotless.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Bob angry.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Love was in the air. Phyllis waited.
It started like any other evening in the lighthouse. Karl enjoyed the feeling of power.
When Kay opened the door Mr. Morris looked up from his work.
Hector opened the door to the wardrobe. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a typical afternoon in the guest room. Kathy took a sip of her Guinness.
It was a clear, bright spring evening. Andrew was in the nuclear power-plant.
Charlotte put down the teddy bear carefully.
Samantha was at the pub. She had a bread-stick in her hand.
When Corey arrived at Christmas, Lloyd fainted.
Julio opened the door to the bedroom. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
It was a bright and starry night. Aaron set aside his credit card as he led the farmer into the kitchen.
Sharon could feel her heart beating.
After spending a night under a bridge, Ken was relieved to see his home.
Crystal walked into the barn and glanced at Patrick. "You make me jump," she said.
Reginald had been expecting Todd for six hours. He wanted a cigarette.
The smell coming from the cloakroom made Gilbert hopeful.
Lady Roseketh was eating in the wardrobe.
"No one suspects a thing," Shannon told herself as she waited down the well.
For as long as Jill could remember, she'd wanted to be a mathematician.
Sue was the best brewer around.
Jeffery hoped that the coach was content.
Luis was glad that Joel was coming to his party.
Someone had invited a seagull to the wedding. Tom knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a fishmonger quite like Harold Stuart, and he knew it.
Charles was acting. He looked at the time.
Going to the cave was a good idea. Ronnie smiled.
It was a long way to the gully. Marshall stopped and tried to hide.
As soon as Christmas started, Nathan gripped his bottle.
If the ventriloquist didn't arrive soon, Ruben didn't know what he would do.
Lord Tim was eating in the dungeon.
Kent rubbed his hands together. It was going to be a special evening.
Eliza-Jane opened the door to the outhouse. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Elai Faithless raised his sword.
The journalist opened the door, and led Dorothy inside.
Teresa had never been to the sea. She lit a cigarette.
Alice hoped that the giraffe was nihilistic.
Jimmy knew that Edwin was heartbroken.
The sound of the lawnmower made Willie angry.
Carole was suprised to be floating.
When Alicia opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her book.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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