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Saerbona arose from slumber.
Eduardo opened the door to the guest room. He could not believe what he saw.
The garage was spotless.
Max was glad that everyone was coming to his wedding.
Joan walked into the dining room and looked at Andy. "You make me a better person," she said.
Jeff was the best hairdresser bar none.
Delores was delighted to be floating.
The lion had escaped. Toni knew exactly what to do.
The music coming from the bedroom made Carrie hopeful.
A sense of magic was in the air. Mildred smiled knowingly.
Going to the bay was a foolhardy idea. Terry bit his fingernails.
Basil could see that John was a guitarist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Willard had never been to the lake. He swallowed nervously.
There had never been a model quite like Miriam Wil son, and she knew it.
After spending a night in hell, Manuel was relieved to see his husband.
When Bertha arrived at her funeral, everyone welcomed her.
It was a foggy Thursday afternoon. Russell was at the casino.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Tommy angry.
Ramon could feel his life slipping away.
As soon as Easter started, Marc took a long sip of his margarita.
If the bureaucrat didn't arrive soon, Ernest didn't know what he would do.
Lillian had been expecting Tara for five hours. She smiled knowingly.
It was a bright and starry Saturday night. Deborah picked up her screwdriver as she led the broker into the living room.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Martha could not hear anything.
Florence felt that the wolf was debonair.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Anita stopped and struggled to breathe.
When the moon came up, Megan knew it was time to run.
The smoke coming from the wine cellar made Guy hopeful.
"Show no mercy," Willard told himself as he waited in the temple.
Juanita had come to the submarine alone. She was here to meet the firefighter.
Bernard had invited a librarian to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Don put down the spring-roll nervously.
Ashley was walking. She hoped for a miracle.
Crystal could see that Kim was sadistic. She opened the door to the attic.
Florence was the best doctor bar none.
The mason opened the door, and led Matthew inside.
Mae hoped that Lucille was authoritarian.
Frederick could feel his life slipping away.
Bobby was delighted to be alone.
Someone had invited a scorpion to the funeral. Roy knew what to do.
Joseph opened the door to the kitchen. He was afraid of what he might find.
Thomas was around the corner. He had a stapler in his hand.
Alan opened the door to the office. He checked his watch.
When Carolyn arrived at her party, James laughed at her.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Dolores looked at the time.
The duck was on the loose. Jeffery panicked.
Constance had never been to the forest. She took a bite of her bagel.
Zachary could not hear anything.
"Today is the day," Richard told himself as he waited on the shelf.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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