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Bobbie shuddered in anticipation. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
It was a long way to the mountain. Josephine stopped and wanted a smoke.
Jill could see that Lillie was interested. She opened the door to the cell.
Sherry had been expecting Elaine for six hours. She took a sip of her lemonade.
Oildeo arose from slumber.
It was a dark and lonely night. Wayne scratched his hand as he led the chauffeur into the sauna.
Everett opened the door to the bathroom. He had dreamed of this moment.
After spending a night in hospital, Randy was relieved to see his mother.
Jane knew that Arlene was unrestrained.
Rhonda was suprised to be floating.
Edwin staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Jimmy was relieved that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
The shepherd opened the door, and led Cynthia inside.
George could feel his heart beating.
As soon as the funeral started, Eddie chewed some gum.
A sense of magic was in the air. Joe opened the door.
The sound of the squeak toy made Jose angry.
Elly-May wanted a drink.
Helen was sitting. She picked up her phone.
Dave had come to the North Pole alone. He was here to meet the private detective.
It was a lazy winter night. Debbie was in the office.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Victor walked into the dungeon and glanced at Willie. "You make me a better person," he said.
Balao shielded his eyes against the light.
Steven could see that Willard was a sleuth. He tried not to smile.
Going to the beach was a good idea. Phyllis wanted a friend.
The smoke coming from the attic made Gordon uneasy.
Vickie put down the ukulele nervously.
On Saturday, Paul always made a plan.
Nathaniel opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He had dreamed of this moment.
Stacey was the best scientist bar none.
There had never been a herald quite like Harold Parker, and he knew it.
When Stephanie opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his work.
Rita could see that Josephine was unambitious. She opened the door to the living room.
Vanessa hoped that the dog was amiable.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Katherine chewed her lip as she led the journalist into the guest room.
Omatchiared Spacewish raised his axe.
Lady Ecclesdon was in one of her moods.
Wrar arose from slumber.
Norman struggled to breathe. It was going to be a momentous day.
Rita was delighted to be floating.
For as long as Jesus could remember, he'd wanted to be an air traffic controller.
Janice took a long sip of her Jack Daniels.
Juan knew that the sleuth was neurotic.
Allan had invited a seagull to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The donkey had escaped. Travis tried to remain calm.
Someone had invited a swan to Thanksgiving. Manuel knew the fun was about to begin.
Duane had been expecting Troy for five hours. He went over the plan.
It was a glorious morning. Ian was in the supermarket.
"Just breathe," Jessica told herself as she waited in the closet.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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