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Denise opened the door to the laundry. She could not believe what she saw.
The bee was on the prowl. Priscilla knew exactly what to do.
Brandon was suprised to be floating.
Nelson took a long sip of his Guinness.
There had never been a clown quite like Georgia Brown, and she knew it.
Helen was cycling. She took a bite of her sandwich.
Lloyd put down the ukulele carefully.
When Andre opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her book.
Gloria felt that the bear was persuasive.
Zoi arose from slumber.
Vicki walked into the living room and looked at Bobbi-Jo. "You make me wet," she said.
Oscar had come to Germany prepared. He was here to meet the bank robber.
The sound of the lawnmower made Theresa want to scream.
Lord Dunhaven was in one of his moods.
On Wednesday, Florence made sense.
Brian had invited a whale to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Victoria had been expecting Eliza-Jane for hours. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
Someone had invited a tiger to Easter. Ted knew what to do.
After spending a night in hell, Brittany was relieved to see her father.
It was a brilliant winter evening. Sandra was up the chimney.
It started like any other morning in the theatre. Anne took a long sip of her lemonade.
Christina was worried that everyone was coming to her funeral.
The park ranger opened the door, and led Emma inside.
When Janice arrived at Thanksgiving, Cindy ignored her.
Diane felt that Carmen was antisocial.
Going to the forest was a great idea. Randy wanted to be alone.
For as long as Jean could remember, she'd wanted to be a clown.
Harry was at the bus stop. He had a can opener in his hand.
Peter opened the door to the bathroom. He was afraid of what he might find.
Katrina opened the door to the garage. She took a bite of her croissant.
Matthew could see that Ricardo was hypnotic. He opened the door to the laundry.
If the bank robber didn't arrive soon, Katie didn't know what she would do.
When Clinton arrived at his grand opening, Everett cried.
The noises coming from the cloakroom made Marian hopeful.
When rain began, Shawn knew it was time to move on.
Jimmie could see that the giraffe was dejected.
When Sonia opened the door Mrs. Moore looked up from her work.
It was a typical evening in the observatory. Marvin struggled to breathe.
Claire had invited an elephant to her wedding. She knew what to do.
Dean could see that Steve was a flight attendant. He tried not to worry.
Marlene was the best sheriff in town.
Lady Lillie was eating in the living room.
"Winners don't quit," Rosa told herself as she waited in the temple.
Christopher could feel his heart beating.
It was a long way to the sea. Sidney stopped and enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
It was a dark, moonless summer night. Pedro chewed his lip as he led the florist into the attic.
It was a glorious fall evening. Tara was at the door.
After spending a night on a plane, Kim was relieved to see her wife.
Shralor Goldgrief raised her fist.
Aywoath arose from slumber.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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