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Randall opened the door to the stable. He could not believe what he saw.
Ricardo had come to the North Pole alone. He was here to meet the jailer.
The wardrobe was ready.
As soon as the funeral started, Jennie checked her reflection.
Jerry staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Robert was the best baker around.
Jo-Ellen could see that Mildred was a garbage collector. She tried not to smile.
The sound of the baby crying made Jesus laugh.
Ramona was suprised to be floating.
After spending a night in hell, Jordan was relieved to see his car.
Fernando had invited a taxidermist to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Peggy walked into the basement and glanced at Alfredo. "You make me sweat," she said.
When the moon came up, Mary-Lou knew it was time to run.
It was a morning full of promise. Charlotte was in the theatre.
Puloork waited for the battle to begin.
Brenda could tell that Karen was lifeless. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Samuel could feel his life slipping away.
When Kimberly opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her book.
Shane had never been to the woods. He raised his hands.
Andy checked his reflection.
Mary-Beth felt that the panda was callous.
The farmer opened the door, and led Elly-May inside.
Elizabeth was worried that no one was coming to her party.
There had never been a truck driver quite like Margaret Hill, and she knew it.
It was a long way to the cave. Mike stopped and took a bite of his banana.
The fish had escaped. Clarence knew exactly what to do.
Walter had been waiting for Casey for three days. He chewed some gum.
Janice opened the door to the living room. She raised her hands.
Laura-May was farting. She nodded to the musician.
As soon as Christmas started, Gordon whistled nonchalantly.
Kenneth opened the door to the dining room. He could not believe what he saw.
Lord Louis was in one of his moods.
Miguel could see that the painter was alone.
"No one suspects a thing," Jennie told herself as she waited in the chapel.
If the pawnbroker didn't arrive soon, Beatrice didn't know what she would do.
Albert was suprised to be alone.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Bobby uneasy.
Going to the woods was a nice idea. Dale shuddered in anticipation.
Danny had come to the palace prepared. He was here to meet the mathematician.
When Timothy opened the door Mr. Taylor looked up from his book.
Steve hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a special afternoon.
It was a bitterly cold night. Ashley chewed her lip as she led the sheriff into the corridor.
Kent could tell that Stephen was a painter. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a quiet summer evening. Wilma was in the deli.
Perao Doomcatcher raised her axe.
When Eugene arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
Piowyn leaned into the wind.
Felix could tell that Floyd was soft. He opened the door to the lounge room.
The chief of police opened the door, and led Curtis inside.
As soon as the wedding started, Everett straightened his hair.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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