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Random Opening Lines (x 5)

When Kevin arrived at his grand opening, Monica rushed to see him.
For as long as Jean could remember, she'd wanted to be a mathematician.
Pamela opened the door to the wine cellar. She wanted a friend.
Someone had invited a wolf to the funeral. Salvador knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a bitter, endless Tuesday night. Jane was behind the bikeshed.

When Kevin arrived at his grand opening, Monica rushed to see him.

For as long as Jean could remember, she'd wanted to be a mathematician.

Pamela opened the door to the wine cellar. She wanted a friend.

Someone had invited a wolf to the funeral. Salvador knew it wouldn't end well.

It was a bitter, endless Tuesday night. Jane was behind the bikeshed.

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