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Jeffrey opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
Someone had invited a wolf to Christmas. Andy knew what to do.
Julio was the best plumber bar none.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Dolores took a long sip of her beer.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Brett twiddled his thumbs.
Timothy put down the doll nervously.
Velma had been waiting for Sylvia for four days. She picked up her bottle.
Terrance could see that Dennis was affectionate. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
Naomi was suprised to be free.
The armory was covered in blood.
Minnie felt that the brewer was adventurous.
Toni opened the door to the wine cellar. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
For as long as Donna could remember, she'd wanted to be a dictator.
When Olga arrived at her grand opening, everyone ignored her.
Melanie walked into the lobby and looked at Phillip. "You make me eat," she said.
Jared was worried that no one was coming to his wedding.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
The sound of the squeak toy made Edith angry.
Edgar had invited an eagle to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jesse was relieved to see his wife.

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