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As soon as the wedding started, Todd enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
If the bricklayer didn't arrive soon, Renee didn't know what she would do.
Pasmeu shielded her eyes against the blast.
Bartholomew felt that the turtle was sulky.
There had never been a drummer quite like Jimmy Brown, and he knew it.
It was a morning full of promise. Nicholas was in the playground.
Scott was behind the curtains. He had a bottle in his hand.
Laura was the best sage who ever lived.
Frances opened the door to the attic. She smiled knowingly.
Margie staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Joel walked into the guest room and glanced at Charlotte. "You make me jump," he said.
Roy was relieved that Salvador was coming to his wedding.
Carmen could feel her heart beating.
After spending a night in jail, Claudia was relieved to see her mother.
Going to the reef was a great idea. Christopher meditated.
For as long as Andre could remember, he'd wanted to be a court jester.
Jacob had never been to the hill. He wanted to sing.
The studio was deserted.
Swoosm Bondcrusher raised his shield.
Lonnie felt that Guy was decadent.
The otter was on the loose. Ellen tried to remain calm.
Nicole sucked her teeth. It was going to be a momentous day.
On Sunday, Juan always made it easier.
Emma opened the door to the basement. Her senses were overwhelmed.
When Joanne arrived at Thanksgiving, Kirk booed her.
When Micheal arrived at his party, Leroy stared in disbelief.
When rain began, Sidney knew it was time to move on.
Lord Tillyhirst was in one of his moods.
Tina put down the chair carefully.
It was a long way to the woods. Debra stopped and hoped for a miracle.
Joan opened the door to the pantry. She nodded to the DJ.
Glenda could see that Marcia was a computer programmer. She tried not to worry.
There had never been a pilot quite like Michele Clark, and she knew it.
Carol fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Tyler had invited a jockey to his party. He knew what to do.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Kimberly could see that Nellie was assertive. She opened the door to the armory.
It was a misty winter night. Clyde was in the waiting room.
The smoke coming from the attic made Wanda uneasy.
Sharon walked into the dining room and glanced at Clifford. "You make me glow," she said.
Lord Ravensdon was reading in the bedroom.
Stacy could see that the nurse was reverential.
After spending a night on the street, Hector was relieved to see his husband.
The office was a complete mess.
As soon as the funeral started, Teresa took a bite of her hot dog.
Yeloo arose from slumber.
Shirley had been expecting Gladys for four hours. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Hilda felt that Rita was passive.
The undertaker opened the door, and led Sean inside.
Bobbie was suprised to be floating.
If the editor didn't arrive soon, Randy didn't know what he would do.
Gwendolyn was running. She chewed some gum.
Eliza-Jane hoped that the kitten was sanctimonious.
The fish was on the prowl. Earl tried to remain calm.
It was a warm August morning. Lena enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as she led the priest into the attic.
When the moon came up, Jason knew it was time to sleep.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gloria waited.
It was a long way to the island. Frances stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
The sound of the waterfall made Lynn angry.
Elly-May opened the door to the bathroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Leroy had invited a wizard to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
"No one suspects a thing," Patsy told herself as she waited at the door.
It was a gloomy afternoon. Sean was in the cathedral.
When Manuel arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Jorge raised his hands.
Douglas was disappointed that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Samantha walked into the attic and glanced at Penny. "You make me glow," she said.
Misty could see that Jeanette was a lumberjack. She tried not to smile.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
There had never been a butcher quite like Marian Williams, and she knew it.
The musician opened the door, and led Hilda inside.
Ross questioned his decision. It was going to be a special evening.
Mario opened the door to the laundry. He chewed some gum.
Alicia had never been to the creek. She grimaced.
Harvey could feel his heart beating.
When Ramona opened the door Mr. Allen looked up from his work.
Lady Jennifer was sitting in the outhouse.
As soon as the grand opening started, Johnny took a bite of his bread-stick.
Mattie opened the door to the living room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Brian hoped that Theodore was disturbing.
Edwin put down the ball nervously.
On Friday, Charlotte always made a pact.
After spending a night on a train, Madison was relieved to see her husband.
Dorear shielded his eyes against the sun.
Byron hoped that the lamb was subjective.
Norman could tell that Andrew was easy. He opened the door to the cell.
When Gilbert arrived at his party, Tiffany ignored him.
The bird was on the loose. Virgil panicked.
Gerald hoped that the swineherd was artificial.
Going to the volcano was a good idea. Bartholomew sucked his teeth.
Jeff was travelling. He chewed his lip.
Thelma staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
The music coming from the outhouse made Ivan uneasy.
Neil checked his watch.
Loretta could see that Maureen was a butcher. She tried not to smile.
Maria was in the cave. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
When Danielle arrived at Thanksgiving, Tracey cried.
It was a chilly evening. Chester was in the shower.
Ricky had never been to the waterfall. He knew it wasn't too late.
Harry could see that Lee was magnanimous.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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