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Lois took a bite of her apple. It was going to be a long day.
As soon as the grand opening started, Seth crouched and tied his laces.
Smoke was in the air. Barbara looked at the time.
The chimpanzee was on the prowl. Joshua panicked.
When the moon came up, Clarence knew it was time to run.
The music coming from the armory made Justin uneasy.
After spending a night in hospital, Wayne was relieved to see his father.
Andre could tell that Ron was impatient. He opened the door to the bedroom.
It was a busy December night. Jonathan was in the backyard.
On Monday, Penny made out.
Zachary had invited a soldier to his funeral. He knew what to do.
If the interrogator didn't arrive soon, Lucille didn't know what she would do.
Mario had never been to the woods. He looked at the time.
Gregory staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Lewis could see that Aaron was a shipwright. He tried not to worry.
Someone had invited a shark to Thanksgiving. Esther knew what to do.
Monica had been expecting Evelyn for six days. She chewed her lip.
Johnnie opened the door to the studio. He had dreamed of this moment.
Louise felt that Rachel was bewildered.
Terry could feel his life slipping away.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
The model opened the door, and led Geraldine inside.
Marlene was the best scout who ever lived.
Carolyn had come to India prepared. She was here to meet the thief.
Billie grimaced.
Carl opened the door to the lobby. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
There had never been a terrorist quite like Jason Hill, and he knew it.
It was a long way to the sea. Angela stopped and checked her reflection.
The tiger had escaped. Connie tried to remain calm.
As soon as Easter started, Darren enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
The garage was locked.
After spending a night under a bridge, Micheal was relieved to see his home.
Love was in the air. Derrick smiled knowingly.
Joel felt that the kangaroo was effeminate.
"Just breathe," Carolyn told herself as she waited in the museum.
When the moon came up, Olga knew it was time to find shelter.
Lord Offenberg was in one of his moods.
It was a long and sleepless night. Lillian was in the shower.
Someone had invited a lion to the grand opening. Jose knew what to do.
Ana could see that Regina was fanciful.
Dennis had been waiting for Jared for two days. He checked his phone.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Basil want to cry.
Priscilla had invited a cartoonist to Christmas. She knew what to do.
Becky staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Douglas had never been to the lake. He snapped his fingers.
Ray could tell that Mathew was a receptionist. He tried not to laugh.
Alex could feel his life slipping away.
Shren shielded his eyes against the light.
Edgar opened the door to the lounge room. He shrugged.
The music coming from the outhouse made Ryan uneasy.
For as long as Debbie could remember, she'd wanted to be a matador.
When Nelson opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her work.
Jose took a sip of his lemonade.
As soon as the party started, Dawn went over the plan.
On Thursday, Barbara made history.
Clayton could not see anything.
It was a long way to the cave. Bobbi-Jo stopped and chuckled to herself.
Derrick opened the door to the kitchen. He could not believe what he saw.
After spending a night in the airport, Rene was relieved to see his husband.
If the webmaster didn't arrive soon, Tyrone didn't know what he would do.
Someone had invited a fox to the grand opening. Brent knew the fun was about to begin.
Phillip could see that Basil was willing. He opened the door to the office.
Jacob had come to Paris alone. He was here to meet the magician.
Kristina was disappointed that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Aaron was the best marine who ever lived.
Alicia knew that the elephant was ugly.
It was a foggy evening. Tyler checked his phone as he led the surgeon into the walk-in freezer.
Yvonne was delighted to be alone.
It was a snowy spring night. Irma was over the fence.
Zachary walked into the cell and looked at Allen. "You make me cold," he said.
The tiger was on the prowl. Randall knew exactly what to do.
It was a typical morning in the food court. Jaime closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Lady Norforce was sitting in the kitchen.
Rick hoped that the webmaster was fixed.
Biatecry Faithtrace raised her axe.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Derek lowered his gaze.
The actor opened the door, and led Larry inside.
Gilbert shrugged. It was going to be a special afternoon.
Beatrice was farting. She picked up her cup.
"All's well that ends well," Lillie told herself as she waited in the cafe.
When Gwendolyn arrived at her party, everyone embraced her.
Bobbie-Sue opened the door to the lobby. She could not believe what she saw.
The studio was full of smoke.
The sound of the violin made Kirk hesitant.
Enrique could feel his life slipping away.
Charlotte was in the library. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
Love was in the air. Tiffany looked at the time.
It was a long way to the desert. Leonard stopped and ground his teeth.
Lady Jeanne was reading in the outhouse.
Courtney was angry that Arlene was coming to Christmas.
When wolves began to howl, Paul knew it was time to run.
Angela walked into the conservatory and glanced at Jerry. "You make me feel good," she said.
Priscilla had come to Japan alone. She was here to meet the antique dealer.
Shirley could see that Ana was restless.
For as long as Danny could remember, he'd wanted to be a locksmith.
It was a beautiful autumn afternoon. Marshall was up the chimney.
Adam opened the door to the bathroom. He took a long sip of his Guinness.
Heather hoped that the lion was unique.
Zachary had been waiting for Willie for hours. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
It was a clear April night. Eileen enjoyed the feeling of power as she led the air traffic controller into the cell.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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