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Erin could tell that Michele was a drug dealer. She tried not to laugh.
Norman was swimming. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a long way to the sea. Elaine stopped and swallowed nervously.
Iurkoure Doom-anvil raised her shield.
When Rosa arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
The sound of the baby crying made Mitchell laugh.
When the moon came up, Shannon knew it was time to run.
Raul walked into the bathroom and glanced at Bruce. "You make me nervous," he said.
Samantha put down the skateboard slowly.
Erin opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Edna opened the door.
It was a magical morning. Enrique was behind the tree.
"It's now or never," Mary-Beth told herself as she waited in the bushes.
Mary had never been to the bay. She took a long sip of her smoothie.
When Joe arrived at Thanksgiving, Hector booed him.
Pedro felt that Daryl was handsome.
On Thursday, Yvonne always made it happen.
Rita checked her reflection.
Sarah could tell that Kay was careless. She opened the door to the lounge room.
David was disappointed that Jerome was coming to his party.
The hunter opened the door, and led Manuel inside.
The guest room was locked.
As soon as the wedding started, Philip enjoyed the feeling of power.
It started like any other afternoon in Johannesburg. Samuel took a long sip of his margarita.
After spending a night in jail, Julie was relieved to see her mother.
The chipmunk had escaped. Bruce knew exactly what to do.
Pearl scratched her hand. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
The bright light coming from the basement made Gregory uneasy.
It was a long way to the woods. Allison stopped and smiled knowingly.
Wesley could feel his heart beating.
For as long as Vera could remember, she'd wanted to be a screenwriter.
Gladys opened the door to the outhouse. She had dreamed of this moment.
Shannon walked into the attic and glanced at Loretta. "You make me hot," she said.
Lena had been expecting Laura for hours. She shuddered in anticipation.
Lady Judith was in one of her moods.
There had never been an exterminator quite like Becky Hill, and she knew it.
Natalie put down the icecream nervously.
Gina had come to the fairy grotto alone. She was here to meet the chimney-sweep.
Marie was planking. She wanted food.
Beverly hoped that Bonnie was money-minded.
Kay fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
When Terri arrived at her grand opening, everyone cried.
Bobbie closed her eyes and took a breath.
When Kevin opened the door Mrs. Garcia looked up from her work.
Eurtoa shielded her eyes against the sun.
Eleanor was the best weaver around.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
The sound of the alarm made Jordan hesitant.
When Ella arrived at her party, Kelly rushed to see her.
It was a chilly fall morning. Penny smiled knowingly as she led the mason into the outhouse.
Shruona waited for the battle to begin.
Trueld Bondgiver raised his shield.
After spending a night under a bridge, Travis was relieved to see his home.
It was a bitter, endless Thursday night. Joan was in the theatre.
Oscar was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
Someone had invited a penguin to the funeral. Steve knew what to do.
Samuel could tell that Jared was stubborn. He opened the door to the waiting room.
Clifton was behind the tree. He had a stapler in his hand.
Henry was cycling. He shuddered in anticipation.
Joann walked into the studio and looked at Jeffery. "You make me cry," she said.
It was a long way to the river. Wayne stopped and picked up his pair of scissors.
For as long as Grace could remember, she'd wanted to be a dogcatcher.
Loretta felt that the sleuth was weak-willed.
Lady Olga was eating in the lobby.
The police officer opened the door, and led Marc inside.
If the beautician didn't arrive soon, Katie didn't know what she would do.
The smoke coming from the cell made Luis uneasy.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ron smiled knowingly.
Briabi shielded his eyes against the light.
Corey had come to India prepared. He was here to meet the mobster.
Cassandra opened the door to the bedroom. She took a long sip of her water.
It was a dark and stormy Saturday evening. Theodore went over the plan as he led the librarian into the outhouse.
Joseph put down the ukulele carefully.
When rain stopped, Jane knew it was time to run.
Lillie could tell that Thelma was a security guard. She tried not to worry.
Benjamin had never been to the valley. He crouched and tied his laces.
Hilda opened the door to the guest room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
The lizard was on the loose. Lena tried to remain calm.
Shirley was dancing. She hoped for a miracle.
Brad staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Kelly could see that Janice was authoritarian. She opened the door to the chapel.
Zhoa leaned into the wind.
When Roland arrived at his party, Myrtle booed him.
Felicia swallowed nervously. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Someone had invited a bunny to the wedding. Daisy knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the reef was a bad idea. Gladys nodded to the archer.
When Dustin arrived at Easter, Manuel laughed.
As soon as the grand opening started, Brett shrugged.
Everett had been waiting for Clayton for two days. He took a bite of his candy-bar.
The smell coming from the dungeon made Peggy hopeful.
There had never been a personal trainer quite like Holly White, and she knew it.
"You deserve this," Lena told herself as she waited in the museum.
On Friday, Jennifer always made out.
Keith knew that Juan was unstable.
The astronaut opened the door, and led Joan inside.
Lady Jessica was eating in the studio.
Charlie was the best judge around.
Arthur had invited a donkey to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The basement was flooded.
Shawn could feel his life slipping away.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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