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A Friendly Scientist
A Repugnant Wizard
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A Contemplative Private Detective
A Ticklish Miner
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An Impractical Stunt Double
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A Selfless Detective
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A Pessimistic Veterinarian
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A Thankful Cheesemaker
A Mature Pickpocket
A Conscientious Dentist
A Phlegmatic Jockey
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An Energetic Private Detective
A Shy Sleuth
A Pleased Dancer
A Snoopy Bureaucrat
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A Grieved Shepherd
A Colorful Archer
A Trusting Imam
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A Prejudiced Scientist
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A Benevolent Dentist
A Disorganized Gate-keeper
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An Inflamed Nurse
A Difficult Pickpocket
An Offensive Engineer
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A Lifeless Chef
A Scheming Broker
A Reassured Undertaker
A Foolish Lifeguard
A Mechanical Thief
An Orderly Spy
An Ugly Wizard
A Heartbroken Electrician
A Wary Mathematician
A Softheaded Medic
A Ritualistic Drummer
A Fun-loving Courier
An Uninhibited Police Officer
An Emotional Private Detective
An Optimistic Carpenter
A Contemptible Cameraman
An Irritated Bonecarver
A Prejudiced Gardener
A Solemn Baker
A Resourceful Juggler
A Monstrous Exotic Dancer
A Perplexed Programmer
An Inquisitive Sniper
An Indulgent Referee
A Childish Artist
A Vague Silversmith
An Offensive Poet
An Unimaginative Beautician
A Self-indulgent Pickpocket
A Dissatisfied Singer
A Disgusting Actor
A Certain Playwright
A Loving Surgeon
A Dogmatic Mobster
A Pained Hotelier
An Engrossed Missionary
A Gleeful Doctor
A Spirited Guard
A Precise Air Traffic Controller
An Orderly Silversmith
A Dishonest Park Ranger
An Agonizing Nurse
A Genuine Ninja
A Selfless Dressmaker
An Anxious Poet
A Cooperative Butcher
A Suave Mobster
An Unsentimental Fashion Designer
An Enthusiastic Shaman
A Stubborn Astronaut
An Enigmatic Torturer
An Indulgent Gate-keeper
A Meticulous Paramedic
A Hostile Guitarist
An Expedient Executioner
A Neutral Shipwright
A Worried Welder
A Lying Professor
An Erratic Mechanic
A Groovy Sniper
A Tough Private Detective
An Irreverent Gardener
A Grieved Ambassador
A Desolate Taxidermist
An Outrageous Ventriloquist
A Romantic Deputy
A Self-denying Evangelist
An Obedient Thief
An Elated Yodeler
A Dejected Make-up Artist
A Courageous Tattooist
A Confidential Senator
An Amused Beekeeper
An Unimaginative Dogcatcher
A Dishonest Lumberjack
A Sloppy Watchmaker
A Cute Sniper
A Responsive Psychiatrist
An Absentminded Archer
An Unprincipled Zookeeper
A Fatalistic Paramedic
A Gracious Ventriloquist
A Lazy Photographer
An Emotional Sleuth
A Sporting Cartoonist
An Irritated Tax Collector
A Melancholic Torturer
A Resourceful Baker
A Desperate Drug Dealer
A Frugal Printer
An Offhand Magician
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A Familial Barber
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A Fashionable Game Show Host
A Happy Optometrist
An Old Crook
A Procrastinating Archaeologist
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A Hedonistic Director
A Conciliatory Drug Dealer
A Dishonest Air Traffic Controller
An Aloof Coach
A Sharing Cook
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A Sarcastic Bishop
A Complex Builder
A Cheating Florist
A Predatory Psychiatrist
A Quiet Fashion Designer
An Artificial Chef
A Skinny Chimney-sweep
A Popular Cartoonist
A Provocative Fraudster
A Ridiculous Electrician
A Confidential Criminal
A Cowardly Drug Dealer
A Wronged Pickpocket
A Pessimistic Inventor
A Trustworthy Psychiatrist
A Forgetful Hunter
A Discourteous Dietician
A Protective Sleuth
A Ruined Drummer
An Escapist Nurse
An Unhappy Receptionist
An Incorruptible Coach
An Easy Salesperson
A Discontented Farmer
An Interested Violinist
A Self-denying Astronaut
A Boisterous Police Officer
A Prudent Missionary
A Narrow-minded Guitarist
A Heroic Veterinarian
A Naive Swimming Coach
A Formal Scientist
An Independent Wizard
An Inconsiderate Impersonator
An Engrossed Interpreter
An Appreciative Rabbi
A Romantic Pirate
An Uncharitable Editor
A High-handed Baker
A Wronged Explorer
A Willing Weaver
A Balanced Playwright
An Oppressed Farmer
A Sensual Student
A Courteous Shop Assistant
A Discontented Ornithologist
A Monstrous Tax Collector
An Abrupt Nurse
A Tenacious Police Officer
An Argumentative Dogcatcher
A Forceful Matador
A Fawning Ninja
A Sentimental Bandit
A Disinterested Bodyguard
An Intrigued Cheesemaker
A Fraudulent Winemaker
An Unappreciative Tailor
A Miserly Composer
A Crazy Goldsmith
An Insecure Barista
A Fearful Bank Robber
A Spontaneous Herbalist
A Wishful Poet
A Beautiful Flight Attendant
An Envious Candlemaker
A Procrastinating Missionary
A Complacent Taxidermist
A Grand Student
An Elegant Wizard
A Cheerful Fraudster
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A Steadfast Salesperson
A Rational Social Worker
A Lucky Ambassador
A Delicate Pawnbroker
A Tenacious Shop Assistant
A Circumspect Lifeguard
A Stiff Butcher
A Monstrous Mobster
A Childish Computer Programmer
A Cooperative Guard
A Bored Chauffeur
A Charismatic Sleuth
An Open-minded Herbalist
An Assertive Sheriff
A Frugal Truck Driver
A Shy Ambassador
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A Methodical Pianist
An Alarmed Spy
A Mistaken Executioner
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A Warm Magician
A Receptive Painter
A Gracious Student
A Benevolent Archaeologist
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A Pure Mobster
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A Willful Court Jester
A Hard Working Burglar
A Narcissistic Peddlar
A Well-meaning Cartoonist
A Helpless Cheesemaker
An Amusing Detective
A Festive Judge
A Fascinated Physicist
A Brave Professor
An Irritable Teacher
A Concerned Computer Programmer
An Indecisive Jockey
A Satisfied Lawyer
A Comfortable Exterminator
A Clumsy Chemist
An Escapist Court Jester
A Grieved Fishmonger
A Hardworking Barber
A Venomous Guard
A Criminal Pilot
A Receptive Real Estate Agent
A Glad Nurse
An Indulgent Pickpocket
An Efficient Teacher
A Courteous Programmer
A Powerless Writer
A Cerebral Peddlar
A Doubtful Sage
A Self-indulgent Dietician
A Faithful Detective
A Humiliated Cab Driver
A Dedicated Philanthropist
An Inferior Waiter
A Liberated Guard
A Threatened Assassin
An Irreligious Exterminator
A Faithless Senator
A Pompous Soldier
A Weak-willed Tattooist
A Mistaken Saxophonist
A Stiff DJ
An Impulsive Swimmer
A Thievish Goatherd
An Ashamed Webmaster
An Agonized Personal Trainer
An Idealistic Bricklayer
An Injured Marine
An Aloof Make-up Artist
A Ridiculous Fashion Designer
A Clear-headed Shoemaker
A Stupid Knight
A Debonair Baker
A Businesslike Chef
A Funky Park Ranger
A Muddle-headed Security Guard
A Difficult Cartoonist
An Eloquent Private Detective
A Neat Dictator
An Intense Mortician
A Sophisticated Deputy
A Greedy Ninja
An Absentminded Beautician
A Transparent Hairdresser
A Haughty Poet
A Sedentary Hypnotist
A Dogmatic Sculptor
A Superficial Pirate
An Impudent Spin Doctor
A Surprising Undertaker
An Experimental Navigator
An Inoffensive Ventriloquist
An Agonized Drummer
A Frugal Actor
An Effeminate Astronaut
An Energetic Mason
A Frightened Cab Driver
A Prudent Lawyer
An Inferior Firefighter
A Conscientious Game Show Host
A Delighted Make-up Artist
A Mistaken Police Officer
A Studious Nurse
A Lifeless Singer
A Vacuous Undertaker
An Uncertain Fishmonger
An Unpatriotic Carpenter
An Irreligious Locksmith
An Insightful Bandit
A Thoughtless Builder
An Impatient Private Detective
A Captivating Guru
A Mystical Busker
A Witty Bricklayer
A Whimsical Crook
An Efficient Butcher
An Alert Factory Worker
A Sedentary Yak Herder
A Charming Gravedigger
An Envious Doctor
A Mannered Farmer
A Tearful Sailor
A Calculating Police Officer
A Formal Spy
An Offensive Shaman
An Insulting Professor
A Big-thinking Builder
A Hurt Private Detective
A Dull Imam
A Dirty Ambassador
A Fraudulent Busker
An Ugly Air Traffic Controller
A Sly Security Guard
A Disinterested Cook
An Invisible Sailor
A Charmless Dressmaker
A High-spirited Model
An Unhealthy Evangelist
A Foolish Paleontologist
A Disorderly Deputy
A Tall Engineer
A Provocative Gravedigger
A Gentle Dancer
An Irritable Lifeguard
A Circumspect Wizard
A Passive Flight Attendant
A Pleased Guard
A Zany Dentist
A Serene Clown
A Stable Publisher
A Repentant Barber
A Hostile Game Show Host
An Extraordinary Painter
A Wealthy Miner
A Wishful Security Guard
A Painstaking Hunter
A Liberal Yak Herder
A Brilliant Silversmith
A Mistaken Entrepreneur
A Unique Journalist
A Provoked Gladiator
A Completely Normal Clown
A Secretive Hotelier
A Meticulous Magician
A Discourteous Assassin
A Conscientious Mechanic
An Alert Private Detective
A Dominating Dogcatcher
A Responsible Minister
A Boisterous Spy
A Persuasive Antique Dealer
A Weird Guide
A Self-conscious Composer
A Despicable Hairdresser
A Ravenous Spelunker
A Weary Dressmaker
An Orderly Physician
A Complex Chimney-sweep
A Treacherous Photographer
A Sensitive Technician
A Strong-willed Model
An Unrestrained Court Jester
An Outspoken Scientist
A Calculating Stunt Double
A Simple Yak Herder
An Obedient Assassin
A Formal Waiter
An Unsure Lawyer
A Serious Nanny
A Ticklish Hypnotist
A Sore Beggar
A Tearful Accountant
A Reactionary Sage
A Gleeful Chimney-sweep
A Responsible Broker
A Patriotic Bonecarver
A Weird Archaeologist
An Offended Diplomat
An Excited Interpreter
A Clear-headed Philanthropist
An Abrasive Nurse
A Puritanical Brewer
A Cheerful Historian
A Preoccupied Sleuth
An Incensed Drug Dealer
A Spirited Private Detective
A Nosy Thief
A Callous Burglar
A Soft Wizard
An Uncertain Biologist
A Self-effacing Ambassador
A Brittle Doctor
A Rowdy Butcher
An Enraged Personal Trainer
A Flexible Courier
A Hateful Chemist
A Tidy Sleuth
A Happy Exotic Dancer
A Discontented Exterminator
A Sadistic Builder
An Uncomplaining Cosmonaut
A Plodding Lifeguard
An Unlovable Dictator
A Childish Spy
A Tender Journalist
A Barbaric Juggler
A Wishful Singer
A Purposeful Hypnotist
A Short Mason
A Humiliated Goldsmith
A Glamorous Sheriff
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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