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A Fascinated Pickpocket
An Orderly Brewer
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A Wonderful Gladiator
A Cross Pilot
A Profound Bartender
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A Tormented Bricklayer
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A Hateful Zookeeper
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An Old Broker
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A Progressive Beekeeper
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A Completely Normal Athlete
A Formal Cobbler
An Infatuated Conductor
A Thorough Missionary
A Lovable Taxidermist
An Impudent Butcher
A Placid Composer
A Pathetic Psychiatrist
An Observant Cameraman
A Creative Goldsmith
A Monstrous Artist
An Easy Coach
An Encouraged Navigator
A Power-hungry Firefighter
A Thoughtless Violinist
A Dismayed Bodyguard
An Old Baker
A Serene Imam
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An Amazed Mortician
A Conformist Cheesemaker
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A Discreet Hypnotist
A Surprising Mechanic
An Emotional Sculptor
A Leisurely Guitarist
A Doubtful Florist
A Fickle Ambassador
An Alone Medic
A Wronged Singer
A Bored Private Detective
A Smiling Tattooist
A Deceitful Detective
A Hardworking Priest
A Dreamy Police Officer
A Friendly Diplomat
A Stubborn Teacher
A Handsome Director
A Perfectionist Butler
A Snoopy Shop Assistant
An Extravagant Explorer
A Melancholic Security Guard
A Regimental Hairdresser
A Circumspect Missionary
A Money-minded Lumberjack
A Pleased Torturer
A Provocative Matador
An Impatient Astronaut
A Skillful Swordsmith
An Inert Judge
An Orderly Chief of Police
An Amused Butcher
A Barbaric Goatherd
A Useless Chef
A Trembling Editor
A Terrible Librarian
A Steely Sailor
An Enthusiastic Missionary
A Cultured Cameraman
An Enigmatic Magician
An Encouraged Gladiator
An Exciting Jailer
A Predatory Shoemaker
A Stable Gravedigger
A Messy Programmer
A Despairing Lighthouse-keeper
An Athletic Director
A Discouraging Sculptor
A Happy Yak Herder
A Troublesome Philanthropist
A Young Drummer
A Determined Secretary
An Ashamed Busker
A Subtle Executioner
A Youthful Mayor
A Guilty Garbage Collector
A Thoughtless Lawyer
A Discouraged Dogcatcher
A Private Impersonator
A Lousy Sniper
An Athletic Undertaker
An Earthy Chemist
A Caring Judge
A Persuasive Barber
A Responsive Writer
A Jubilant Taxidermist
An Agonizing Dressmaker
A Shaky Webmaster
A Sentimental Nurse
A Keen Tailor
A Powerless Builder
A Neglectful Dictator
A Ticklish Lifeguard
A Moralistic Biologist
An Upright Baker
An Unlovable Farmer
An Impractical Teacher
A Money-minded Magician
A Political Stunt Double
A Healthy Translator
A Soft Pilot
A Lustful Priest
A Steady Referee
A Secure Private Detective
An Incensed Beekeeper
A Keen Missionary
A Courteous Gladiator
A Short Cartoonist
An Obedient Assassin
A Beautiful Butcher
A Plodding Janitor
A Handsome Chauffeur
A Tasteful Firefighter
An Empathetic Chimney-sweep
A Willful Hunter
A Pathetic Comedian
A Mistaken Engineer
A Trusting Spy
A Presumptuous Mercenary
An Insightful Lifeguard
A Misguided Exotic Dancer
A Perplexed Diver
A Gentle Police Officer
A Circumspect Cab Driver
A Disloyal Coach
A Victimized Butcher
A Spontaneous Inventor
A Stylish Exterminator
A Faithful Biologist
A Well-rounded Impersonator
A Tortured Bartender
A Tasteless Weaver
A Beautiful Dictator
A Contemptible Gravedigger
A Patient Lighthouse-keeper
An Intrigued Surgeon
A Worked Up Wizard
A Disillusioned Writer
A Generous Hypnotist
An Important Sage
A Compassionate Psychiatrist
An Unsure Computer Programmer
A Casual Park Ranger
A Thorough Criminal
A Heroic Guru
A Dismayed Court Jester
A Prudent Governor
A Creative Reporter
A Clean Interior Designer
A Dishonest Gardener
A Faithless Impersonator
An Irritated Guitarist
A Mystical Blacksmith
A Hateful Writer
An Unstable Priest
A Threatened Dancer
An Extreme Scout
A Delicate Banker
A Responsible Inventor
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A Bizarre Hairdresser
A Reserved Farmer
A Disillusioned Butcher
A Tortured Gravedigger
A Stupefied Teacher
An Arbitrary Choreographer
A Hedonistic Captain
A Realistic Clown
A Pedantic Lifeguard
A Stoic Baker
A Sedentary Trapper
A Mellow Artist
A Woeful Singer
A Good-natured Programmer
An Inquisitive Wizard
An Argumentative Exotic Dancer
A Scheming Sculptor
A Zany Bank Robber
A Mistaken Impersonator
A Perceptive Barber
A Confused Bodyguard
A Casual Doctor
A Loving Actor
A Muddle-headed Drug Dealer
A Youthful Scientist
A Deceptive Evangelist
An Impudent Technician
A Liberal Soldier
A Beautiful Interior Designer
A Morbid Illustrator
An Astigmatic Chef
A Pedantic Magician
A Pessimistic Journalist
An Extravagant Sheriff
An Upright Hunter
A Considerate Ventriloquist
A Positive Photographer
A Scornful Lawyer
A Callous Musician
A Dynamic Chicken Sexer
A Victimized Taxidermist
A Greedy Reporter
An Intuitive Bank Robber
A Devious Missionary
A Captivating Yodeler
An Infatuated Nanny
A Tormented Baker
A Cross Librarian
A Formal Stunt Double
A Hateful Herbalist
An Appreciative Sound Technician
An Offensive Clown
A Tasteless Sleuth
An Unsentimental Veterinarian
A Despairing Air Traffic Controller
A Discourteous Painter
A Hurt Physicist
A Colorful Firefighter
A Mannerless Beekeeper
A Discouraged Make-up Artist
A Satisfied Gardener
A Brave Dietician
A Reassured Antique Dealer
A Bright Swineherd
A Terrible Zookeeper
A Superficial Ventriloquist
A Distressed Model
A Possessive Yodeler
An Unrestrained Astronaut
An Amusing Impersonator
A Superstitious Conductor
An Anxious Bank Robber
A Competitive Watchmaker
A Sarcastic Composer
An Unappreciative Mechanic
A Subjective Cartoonist
A Demanding Mayor
An Agonizing Poet
A Disrespectful Gladiator
A Delicate Busker
A Closed off Marshal
A Solemn Model
A Disconcerting Technician
A Humble Bartender
A Money-minded Butcher
A Fanatical Architect
An Athletic Lawyer
A Worried Janitor
A Childish Sculptor
A Sensual Doctor
An Amoral Beekeeper
An Unlucky Jeweler
An Inferior Terrorist
A Progressive Construction Worker
A Superficial Blacksmith
A Fickle Gondolier
An Amazing Translator
A Miserly Geologist
A Sedentary Assassin
A Handsome Guitarist
A Unique Ventriloquist
A Circumspect Gravedigger
A Naive Rat Catcher
A Dull Goatherd
An Individualistic Barber
A Helpful Chimney-sweep
An Antisocial Herbalist
A Submissive Teacher
A Soft Translator
An Uncertain Make-up Artist
An Impractical Construction Worker
A Liberated Private Detective
An Educated Firefighter
A Unique Archer
A Worked Up Lumberjack
A Moralistic Cartoonist
A Freewheeling Dogcatcher
An Honorable Executioner
A Sharing Dentist
A Dull Doctor
A Misguided Bank Robber
A Tasteless Farmer
A Superficial Waiter
A Crafty Entrepreneur
An Inspired Thief
A Pessimistic Exterminator
A Merry Construction Worker
A Laughing Magician
An Injured Guide
A Reassured Zookeeper
A Perceptive Executioner
A Doubtful Chimney-sweep
A Purposeful Singer
A Sadistic Pickpocket
An Alone Judge
A Resourceful Flight Attendant
A Wishful Actor
A Stupefied Interrogator
A Self-indulgent Manager
An Unappreciative Blacksmith
A Respectful Stunt Double
A Clumsy Sleuth
An Impulsive Professor
A Quiet Guard
An Insecure Radiologist
A Contemplative Dancer
A Thorough Cook
A Logical Thief
A Stubborn Translator
A Repressed Courier
A Busy Sheepshearer
A Sure Pickpocket
A Punctual Poet
A Strong-willed Barber
A Mechanical Wizard
A High-handed Pilot
A Disillusioned Philanthropist
A Mystical Matador
A Perverse Linguist
An Idiosyncratic Chimney-sweep
An Abrupt Mayor
A Rebellious Journalist
An Oppressed Lawyer
A Narcissistic Magician
A Fuming Cobbler
A Noncompetitive Hotelier
An Indulgent Missionary
A Cultured Tailor
An Ignorant Messenger
A Cheerful Clown
A Joyous Beekeeper
A Smiling Fraudster
A Sanctimonious Fisher
A Glad Illustrator
A Steadfast Drug Dealer
A Fatigued Garbage Collector
An Invulnerable Ventriloquist
An Intelligent Spelunker
A Neurotic Fortune-teller
A Power-hungry Librarian
An Impractical Captain
A Pedantic Technician
A Fun-loving Interrogator
An Upright Salesperson
A Modest Scout
An Athletic Clown
A Tenacious Record Producer
A Loving Cook
An Irritable Medic
A Whimsical Goatherd
A Delighted Undertaker
A Tender Teacher
An Unrestrained Pirate
A Well-rounded Winemaker
A Self-denying Cosmonaut
A Superstitious Guitarist
A Vague Dietician
An Amiable Model
A Relaxed Percussionist
A Disappointed Greengrocer
A Disillusioned Captain
An Impudent Electrician
An Unappreciative Pastor
A Bizarre Nurse
A Scrupulous Pharmacist
A Freethinking Historian
A Mature Principal
An Obsessive Tattooist
A Helpless Guide
A Frustrated Drug Dealer
An Irreligious DJ
An Opinionated Hunter
A Well-read Editor
A Miserly Spy
A Forgetful Manager
A Punctual Candlemaker
An Optimistic Sniper
An Unrestrained Veterinarian
A Gallant Botanist
A Sure Hotelier
An Unappreciative Architect
A Meticulous Explorer
A Shortsighted Singer
A Sympathetic Teacher
A Skeptical Tax Collector
A Freewheeling Assassin
An Admirable Guitarist
A Miserable Comedian
An Irritable Park Ranger
An Amused Fashion Designer
A Neutral Beggar
A Muddle-headed Magician
A Sharing Sleuth
A Passive Composer
A Beautiful Private Detective
A Pained Guru
A Pompous Accountant
A Frugal Chemist
An Angry Oracle
An Impulsive Carpenter
A Brave Librarian
A Clever Hotelier
A Sentimental Mathematician
A Frivolous Plumber
A High-handed Dictator
A Grim Zookeeper
A Modest Tax Collector
A Spirited Judge
A Dissatisfied Game Show Host
A Predatory Gladiator
A Sad Shaman
A Helpless Lighthouse-keeper
An Encouraged Coach
A Lovable Waiter
An Unhappy Doctor
A Liberated Evangelist
A Disillusioned Sheriff
A Worried Construction Worker
An Inferior Thief
A Silly Pilot
A Principled Webmaster
A Vindictive Scientist
A Dependent Record Producer
A Prudent Pawnbroker
A Rigid Candlemaker
An Uncertain Wizard
A Stubborn Principal
A Small-thinking Swordsmith
A Shortsighted Swineherd
A Disorganized Magician
An Earnest Dictator
An Impressionable Mercenary
A Cultured Real Estate Agent
A Self-sufficent Evangelist
A Narcissistic Jockey
A Spirited Barista
A Trusting Sleuth
A Stupid Gravedigger
An Embarrassed Criminal
A Resourceful Interpreter
An Idealistic Fashion Designer
A Disappointed Sheriff
A Sad Teacher
A Serious Plumber
A Conciliatory Assassin
An Educated Manager
A Dependent Carver
A Vindictive Courier
An Impatient Optometrist
A Conscientious Jailer
An Unambitious Herald
A Funky Composer
An Enraged Paramedic
An Astigmatic Detective
A Disorderly Principal
An Unprincipled Missionary
A Fixed Security Guard
A Humorous Printer
A Hurt Paleontologist
An Assertive Air Traffic Controller
A Healthy Reporter
A Hateful Busker
An Uncooperative Veterinarian
An Inquisitive Pilot
A Thorough Professor
An Empathetic Doctor
An Antisocial Zookeeper
A Plodding Chauffeur
A Concerned Astronaut
A Peaceful Exterminator
A Complacent Surgeon
A Benevolent Private Detective
A Paranoid Blacksmith
A Forgiving Writer
A Barbaric Botanist
A Profound Undertaker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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