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An Amoral Captain
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An Old-fashioned Engineer
A Strong Nurse
A Pessimistic Shepherd
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A Laughing Innkeeper
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A Tough Gladiator
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A Confidential Doctor
A Weird Astronaut
A Dutiful Taxi-driver
A Repentant Captain
An Outrageous Technician
A Perfectionist Chicken Sexer
A Fatalistic Paramedic
A Restrained Butler
A Negativistic Navigator
A Prejudiced Archaeologist
An Alarmed Missionary
A Free and Easy Painter
A Sporting Taxidermist
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A Pathetic Game Show Host
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An Orderly Secretary
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A Trusting Shepherd
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A Gentle Radiologist
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A Complex DJ
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A Nervous Illustrator
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An Invulnerable Hotelier
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A Popular Police Officer
A Self-conscious Garbage Collector
A Tall Sheepshearer
A Fuming Gladiator
A Sweet Hunter
A Sarcastic Principal
A Deep Explorer
A Tender Matador
A Conceited Scientist
An Irreverent Nurse
A Maternal Taxi-driver
A Pompous Antique Dealer
A Fashionable Swimming Coach
A Fearful Thief
A Sad Lawyer
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An Inoffensive Butcher
A Disinterested Clown
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An Abrupt Sound Technician
A Plodding Sleuth
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An Inflamed Herald
A Crude Cook
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A Helpful Waiter
A Vivacious Spin Doctor
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A Placid Biologist
An Aimless Writer
A Heroic Air Traffic Controller
A Steady Miner
An Irritable Chemist
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A Thorough Soldier
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A Fuming Thief
A Sad Burglar
A Romantic Athlete
A Suspicious Hairdresser
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A Solemn Hunter
A Familial Wizard
An Insightful Manager
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A Secure Mayor
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A Certain Senator
A Good-natured Pilot
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An Incapable Guru
A Scholarly Medic
A Crying Ditch Digger
A Tenacious Athlete
An Angry Entrepreneur
An Independent Air Traffic Controller
A Predictable Guard
A Hostile Paleontologist
A Bored Composer
A Selfish Scout
A Mellow Astronaut
A Mystical Conductor
A Provoked Ventriloquist
A Debonair Shaman
An Honest Nurse
A Prejudiced Peddlar
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An Unrestrained Student
A Profound Pickpocket
A Romantic Paramedic
A Familial Governor
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A Gracious Gravedigger
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An Insightful Wizard
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A Solemn Researcher
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A Tasteless Cook
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A Fortunate Clerk
A Competitive Terrorist
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An Enervated Guard
An Irreverent Chief of Police
An Impressive Bank Robber
A Joyous Cab Driver
A Bland Explorer
A Wonderful Sleuth
A Secure Factory Worker
A Responsive Gladiator
A Placid Pharmacist
An Open-minded Magician
An Experimental Illustrator
An Eloquent Teacher
An Irritable Gate-keeper
A Thrilled Spy
An Insincere Technician
A Skeptical Garbage Collector
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A Shortsighted Exterminator
A Submissive Guard
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A Sure Torturer
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A Silly Fraudster
A Steely Mason
A Wary Assassin
A Maternal Soldier
A Hardworking Interrogator
A Mechanical Tailor
A Painstaking Sniper
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An at Ease Undertaker
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A Charismatic Cheesemaker
A Creative Air Traffic Controller
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A Lovely Astronaut
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A Cowardly Bank Robber
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A Tender Coach
An Idealistic Shepherd
A Negativistic Jailer
A Rustic Pilot
A Glad Missionary
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An Argumentative Bartender
A Quaking Mason
A Frightened Saxophonist
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An Impudent Barber
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An Impulsive Sheriff
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A Steady Choreographer
A Brilliant Interrogator
An Affectionate Inventor
A Tolerant Paleontologist
A Paternalistic Juggler
A Sulky Pickpocket
An Unhappy Researcher
A Frightening Ninja
A High-minded Guitarist
A Fickle Comedian
An Eager Carpenter
An Old-fashioned Shop Assistant
A Lousy Cosmonaut
An Empty Shaman
A Disappointed Hunter
A Friendly Scientist
A Pathetic Fraudster
A Certain Veterinarian
A Kind Pawnbroker
An Abrupt Police Officer
An Unhealthy Dentist
An Overimaginative Butcher
A Patient Chief of Police
A Realistic Clockmaker
A Mature Bartender
A Jubilant Barista
A Dutiful Chauffeur
A Perplexed Bandit
A Methodical Tax Collector
A Morbid Courier
A Well-read Carpenter
A Lovable Lifeguard
An Unhealthy Detective
A Fascinated Ventriloquist
An Incensed Gate-keeper
A Private Hunter
A Mealymouthed Cook
A Progressive DJ
A Lonely Soldier
A Suspicious Gondolier
A Maternal Veterinarian
A Wealthy Locksmith
A Critical Surgeon
A Lovely Antique Dealer
A Distracted Taxi-driver
An Overjoyed Clerk
An Unstable Poet
A Fatigued Messenger
A Thrilled Guide
A Miserable Truck Driver
A Superficial Monk
An Amiable Watchmaker
A Forgetful Boatbuilder
A Confident Candlemaker
A Stoic Sound Technician
A Vacuous Bartender
A Placid Geologist
An Upright Singer
A Fatigued Butcher
A Deceptive Gravedigger
A Logical Hotelier
A Grieved Painter
A Restless Translator
A Satisfied Bank Robber
An Ashamed Court Jester
A Dutiful Cheesemaker
A Fatalistic Philanthropist
A Panicked Firefighter
A Fashionable Paleontologist
An Indulgent Zookeeper
A Dismayed Boatbuilder
A Scrupulous Guitarist
An Impressive Dogcatcher
An Insensitive Barber
A Rustic Chef
A Modest Sleuth
A Decent Journalist
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A Discouraged Photographer
A Possessive Gondolier
A Conformist Hairdresser
A Realistic Jailer
A Contemplative Politician
An Amusing Guru
A Selfless Veterinarian
A High-handed Coroner
An Obedient Bodyguard
A Reactionary Bricklayer
An Envious Tailor
A Dissatisfied Clerk
A Nosy Impersonator
A Fascinated Merchant
A Formal Game Show Host
A Mannerless Drummer
A Playful Actor
A Surprised Firefighter
A Pained Teacher
A Tasteful Doctor
A Certain Photographer
A Selfish Undertaker
A Passive Surgeon
A Paternalistic Spy
A Secure Butcher
A Tearful Barber
A Complacent Chemist
A Happy Shaman
An Ashamed Drug Dealer
An Overjoyed Sound Technician
An Enervated Violinist
An Infuriated Bank Robber
A Dominating Detective
A Concerned Taxidermist
A Lying Court Jester
A Repressed Philanthropist
A Strict Tax Collector
A Courteous Composer
An Alienated Coach
A Reliable Hairdresser
A Detestable Exotic Dancer
An Ashamed Butler
A Casual Principal
A Respectful Spelunker
A Stubborn Construction Worker
An Unsure Singer
A Mannerless Physician
A Regretful Sheriff
An Attractive Librarian
A Circumspect Make-up Artist
A Responsive Cobbler
A Helpless Gardener
An Upset Athlete
An Inoffensive Farmer
An Amiable Firefighter
An Alienated Winemaker
A Tragic Physicist
A Gullible Beekeeper
A Placid Surgeon
A Puritanical Bonecarver
A Malicious Scout
A Transparent Shoemaker
A Barbaric Diplomat
An Energetic Musician
A Regretful Cartoonist
A Gallant Pirate
A Surprised Innkeeper
A Petty Cheesemaker
An Inspired Cobbler
An Incorruptible Greengrocer
A Stubborn Bank Robber
A Chummy Interior Designer
A Jolly Politician
A Conscientious Private Detective
An Elegant Drummer
A Satisfied Bandit
An Obsessive Shipwright
A Certain Artist
A Jubilant Pirate
An Earthy Interpreter
An Artificial Lifeguard
A Mealymouthed Stunt Double
A Genuine Hairdresser
A Cowardly Radiologist
A Helpless Air Traffic Controller
An Amazing Nanny
A Vacuous Model
A Proud Programmer
A Prejudiced Politician
A Terrible Drug Dealer
An Insightful Translator
An Argumentative Court Jester

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