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Random Occupation+trait (x 500)
A High-handed Bartender
An Emotional Brewer
An Understanding Blacksmith
A Familial Undertaker
An Unfathomable Lifeguard
A Destructive Fashion Designer
An Interested Sculptor
An Observant Greengrocer
An Obedient Cobbler
A Woeful Juggler
A Conciliatory Ninja
A Thrilled Referee
A Fearful Beekeeper
A Fashionable Stonecutter
A Youthful Hypnotist
An Objective Make-up Artist
A Demanding Paramedic
An Impersonal Linguist
An Obvious Goatherd
A Restless Fashion Designer
A Presumptuous Researcher
An Amazing Author
A Grim Assassin
A Lovely Burglar
A Weird Hunter
A Dignified Air Traffic Controller
A Spirited Professor
A Woeful Artist
An Unfriendly Flight Attendant
An Enthusiastic Spin Doctor
An Interested Paramedic
A Crafty Bartender
A Suave Silversmith
An Incorruptible Taxidermist
A Religious Pickpocket
A Scheming Researcher
An Indulgent Game Show Host
A Complex Wizard
A Magnanimous Butcher
A Meddlesome Archaeologist
A Colorful Bank Robber
A Negativistic Messenger
A Panicked Air Traffic Controller
A Secretive Florist
A Wishful Scientist
A Possessive Hypnotist
A Short Mason
A Winning Juggler
A Slow Salesperson
A Careless Flight Attendant
A Rejected Teacher
A Principled DJ
An Intense Referee
A Chummy Gladiator
A Frisky Director
A Hardworking Florist
A Panicked Bandit
A Sober Personal Trainer
An Unhealthy Mortician
A High-spirited Miner
An Aloof Security Guard
A Weary Swordsmith
A Suave Rat Catcher
A Dejected Hypnotist
A Restless Jeweler
A Subtle Bureaucrat
A Frivolous Construction Worker
A Forgiving Technician
A Scrupulous Percussionist
A Hefty Cartoonist
A Weak-willed Broker
A Self-effacing Senator
A Lazy Welder
A Unique Mortician
A Clean Comedian
A Well-read Busker
A Paralyzed Sheepshearer
A Trembling Hotelier
A Studious Taxidermist
An Odd Director
A Pleased Referee
A Responsible Builder
A Tenacious Linguist
A Modern Spy
A Methodical Swineherd
A Cross Construction Worker
An Intense Cheesemaker
A Paranoid Criminal
A Transparent Photographer
A Selfish Bonecarver
A Spontaneous Herald
An Unsure Exterminator
A Desperate Soldier
A Disciplined Radiologist
An Impractical Burglar
An Odd Scientist
A Desolate Sculptor
A Jubilant Accountant
A Lovable Animal Trainer
A Wonderful Antique Dealer
An Intolerant Clerk
An Ashamed Surgeon
A Winning Pirate
An Obnoxious Fortune-teller
A Hardy Cheesemaker
An Uncertain Fashion Designer
A Self-denying Hotelier
A Balanced Clown
An Independent Sniper
An Exciting Printer
An Insulting Dentist
A Free and Easy Saxophonist
A Moralistic Composer
A Victimized Courier
A Thrilled Violinist
An Aimless Banker
A Lifeless Screenwriter
An Overjoyed Lumberjack
A Freethinking Veterinarian
A Proud Bandit
A Blunt Zookeeper
A Jubilant Criminal
An Ambitious Security Guard
A Courageous Waiter
A Decisive Geologist
A Rowdy Teacher
A Vacuous Explorer
A Studious Meteorologist
A Scrupulous Dictator
An Expedient Court Jester
A Cold Veterinarian
A Conscientious Marine
A Keen Factory Worker
A Quirky Photographer
An Engrossed Mercenary
An Inconsiderate Bodyguard
A Balanced Jailer
An Original Interrogator
An Idealistic Salesperson
A Lost Rabbi
A Complaining Paramedic
An Authoritarian Beautician
A Sensual Poet
A Tragic Butcher
A Destructive Chimney-sweep
A Brave Air Traffic Controller
A Suspicious Animal Trainer
A Pathetic Monk
An Amoral Researcher
A Tearful Hypnotist
A Thrilled Barber
An Uncomplaining Teacher
A Leisurely Surgeon
A Superstitious Jockey
A Flamboyant Ventriloquist
A Crafty Taxidermist
A Circumspect Clown
A Short Police Officer
A Domineering Farmer
A Selfless Sniper
An Easily Discouraged Painter
A Sentimental Antique Dealer
An Obnoxious Air Traffic Controller
A Discontented Spy
An Uncharitable Clockmaker
A Sedentary Conductor
A Keen Sleuth
A Flamboyant Technician
An Amiable Lifeguard
An Uncaring Writer
A Respectful Wizard
A Chummy Exotic Dancer
An Opinionated Electrician
An Unprincipled Coach
A Desperate Graphic Artist
A Stupefied Veterinarian
An Impressionable Dictator
A Pessimistic Printer
A Lustful Chimney-sweep
An Inert Mercenary
A Gullible Judge
A Dominating Scout
A Sweet Musician
A Conceited Thief
A Hopeful Barber
A Self-sufficent Beautician
An Encouraged Terrorist
An Abrupt Archaeologist
A Fraudulent Captain
A Satisfied Dogcatcher
An Inspired Flight Attendant
A Mechanical Inventor
A Messy Swimming Coach
A Narcissistic Herald
A Whimsical Burglar
A Benevolent Taxidermist
An Unimaginative Bonecarver
An Irritable Barber
An Idiosyncratic Stonecutter
A Tearful Private Detective
A Bored Waiter
A Hearty Mayor
A Misguided Criminal
A High-minded Torturer
A Threatened Oracle
A Disloyal Surgeon
A Humorous Translator
A Conservative Pirate
A Courteous Diver
A Frivolous Mathematician
An Efficient Burglar
A Petty Gravedigger
An Affectionate Dogcatcher
An Uncertain Scout
An Embarrassed Builder
A Methodical DJ
A Greedy Courier
A Devoted Cook
An Inquisitive Judge
An Overimaginative Botanist
A Sentimental Sound Technician
A Mechanical Radiologist
A Wronged Evangelist
A Procrastinating Barber
A Curious Guitarist
A Regimental Sniper
A Chummy Scientist
A Perfectionist Ornithologist
An Impractical Lawyer
A Forthright Explorer
A Mistaken Beautician
A Disinterested Physician
A Weird Undertaker
A Tough Wizard
A Dignified Radiologist
A Tense Pawnbroker
A Conscientious DJ
A Decent Janitor
A Ticklish Chicken Sexer
A Subjective Chief of Police
An Insulting Librarian
A Humorous Private Detective
An Offended Linguist
An Inoffensive Detective
A Receptive Air Traffic Controller
A Superficial Soldier
A Lovable Spin Doctor
A Pretentious Sniper
A Complacent DJ
A Vague Bodyguard
A Tasteless Tax Collector
A Purposeful Biologist
A Decent Shaman
A Guilty Choreographer
A Disciplined Exterminator
A Graceless Farmer
A Dissonant Baker
An Intense Detective
A Flamboyant Surgeon
An Irritable Game Show Host
An Extraordinary Librarian
A Reassured Fashion Designer
A Depressed Hairdresser
A Disgusting Inventor
A Neurotic Barista
A Private Writer
A Wishful Illustrator
A Young Messenger
An Impressionable Ornithologist
An Offended Playwright
An Outrageous Spelunker
A Hidebound Wizard
A Gloomy Zookeeper
A Busy Criminal
A Sedentary Priest
A Prim Waiter
A Fickle Judge
A Dull DJ
An Enthusiastic Dentist
An Astigmatic Hypnotist
A Melancholic Doctor
An Adventurous Hunter
A Boisterous Beekeeper
An Arbitrary Nurse
An Uncharitable Comedian
A Sordid Police Officer
A Venomous Chief of Police
A Political Private Detective
A Fatalistic Dietician
An Irreligious Boatbuilder
A Surprised Mayor
An Amoral Swimming Coach
An Impressionable Busker
A Greedy Composer
An Empty Chef
An Uncooperative Technician
A Crazy Sage
A Debonair Mortician
A Reassured Sleuth
A Gallant Manager
A Patient Zookeeper
A Familial Cartoonist
A Happy Garbage Collector
An Indifferent Electrician
A Useless Diplomat
An Outspoken Nurse
A Loving Painter
A Reliable Innkeeper
An Intuitive Air Traffic Controller
A Principled Fortune-teller
A Regimental Security Guard
A Brave Banker
A Cheating Surgeon
A Charmless Scout
A Clear-headed Tax Collector
A Joyous Scientist
A Thrilled Pilot
A Single-minded Chauffeur
A Magnanimous Chimney-sweep
A Possessive Student
A Willing Welder
An Open-minded Governor
An Unfriendly Builder
A Gloomy Exterminator
A Dejected Chicken Sexer
A Compulsive Customs Officer
A Self-indulgent Construction Worker
A Selfless Photographer
A High-handed Candlemaker
An Unpleasant Painter
A Maternal Artist
A Profound Percussionist
A Happy Guard
A Thankful Singer
A Confused Gondolier
A Disappointed Pharmacist
A Casual Shepherd
An Unstable Dentist
A Fatigued Banker
A Secure Dietician
An Affectionate Fashion Designer
A Good-natured Teacher
A Sensual Beautician
A Bewildered Doctor
A Wronged Police Officer
An Offhand Author
A Nervous Diver
A Hungry Blacksmith
A Faithful Chicken Sexer
An Appalled Flight Attendant
A Frugal Silversmith
A Calculating Nurse
A Well-read Court Jester
A Heartbroken Mayor
A Gentle Winemaker
A Disappointed Truck Driver
An Irritated Barber
A Provocative Publisher
A Cheating Sage
A Cautious Teacher
A Dutiful Clerk
An Open-minded Burglar
A Charismatic Physician
A Warm Paramedic
A Weak Guitarist
An Understanding Locksmith
A Comfortable Student
A Fawning Jockey
An Alarmed Busker
A Superficial Dancer
A Conciliatory Detective
A Serious Taxi-driver
A Positive Guru
A Brave Bandit
A Disrespectful Torturer
A Discouraged Astronaut
An Authoritarian Herald
A Destructive Sailor
A Stern Hunter
An Obsessive Model
A Ruined Biologist
An Idiosyncratic Peddlar
A Loving Gravedigger
A High-minded Cheesemaker
A Graceless Geologist
A Distracted Air Traffic Controller
A Sore Terrorist
An Agonized Florist
A Colorful Sound Technician
A Neurotic Barber
A Gleeful Model
A Freewheeling Director
A Satisfied Cartoonist
A Naive Chauffeur
A Fanatical Peddlar
A Frisky Pickpocket
A Rigid Mobster
A Poor Juggler
A Shortsighted Doctor
A Sociable Guard
A Practical Taxi-driver
An Unsentimental Soldier
An Absentminded Poet
A Quaking Goldsmith
A Gullible Lawyer
A Lazy Terrorist
A Soft Shoemaker
A Sharing Hairdresser
A Gleeful Gardener
A Courteous Drummer
A Frustrated Jailer
A Cerebral Illustrator
A Careless Air Traffic Controller
A Fearful Lumberjack
An Invisible Cobbler
A Shy Beautician
An Individualistic Stonecutter
A Quirky Farmer
An Irritable Herbalist
A Regretful Geologist
An Ugly Veterinarian
A Glad Real Estate Agent
A Confused Conductor
A Tenacious Goatherd
A Magnanimous Drug Dealer
A Hedonistic Sniper
An Intuitive Customs Officer
A Powerless DJ
A Keen Sailor
A Dismayed Salesperson
A Nonchalant Composer
A Repugnant Mathematician
A Neutral Judge
A Fatigued Sage
A Cowardly Astronaut
A Paternalistic Personal Trainer
A Respectful Dancer
An Irritated Soldier
A Provoked Psychiatrist
A Cautious Saxophonist
A Chummy Clown
An Antisocial Paramedic
An Appreciative Banker
A Gallant Barber
A Popular Priest
An Amusing Physicist
A Closed off Swineherd
A Softheaded Doctor
A Perceptive Lawyer
A Stupid Photographer
A Conservative Zookeeper
A Funny Dancer
A Shy Manager
An Inflamed Graphic Artist
A Frightened Surgeon
A Focused Carpenter
A Sweet Detective
A Restless Plumber
An Unfriendly Pilot
An Erratic Dressmaker
A Crass Candlemaker
An Aimless Police Officer
An Alarmed Bonecarver
A Fanciful Psychiatrist
A Calm Swimmer
A Methodical Barber
A Discourteous Writer
An Inhibited Guard
A Trembling Matador
A Stiff Truck Driver
A Hungry Assassin
A Discouraging Lawyer
An Alienated Musician
An Escapist Imam
A Regretful DJ
A Studious Dressmaker
A Mistaken Thief
A Suave Janitor
An Antisocial Hairdresser
An Enervated Private Detective
An Individualistic Burglar
A Simple Gravedigger
A Sensitive Record Producer
An Educated Ditch Digger
An Elated Lifeguard
An Indifferent Librarian
A Repentant Security Guard
An Earnest Dietician
A Hungry Sculptor
An Envious Priest
A Trusting Imam
A Precise Truck Driver
A Cruel Politician
An Incapable Soldier
A Cold Dentist
An Irrational Sniper
A Sensitive Explorer
An Excitable Professor
A Humorous Beekeeper
A Scornful Lifeguard
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