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A Rowdy Lighthouse-keeper
A Reactionary Librarian
An Unrestrained Thief
A Humiliated Student
An Uncertain Secretary
A Weak Cab Driver
An Apathetic Builder
A Well-meaning Florist
A Helpless Customs Officer
An Optimistic Pastor
A Certain Minister
An Appalled Actor
A Scrupulous Rabbi
A Hateful Bureaucrat
A Bland Judge
A Coarse Air Traffic Controller
An Incorruptible Gravedigger
A Narrow-minded Poet
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A Blunt Composer
A Faithless Cook
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A Ticklish Farmer
A Sad Surgeon
A Sentimental Diver
A Conformist Bank Robber
An Innovative Sleuth
A Scheming Cartoonist
A Sweaty Zookeeper
An Idealistic Fashion Designer
An Attractive Mobster
An Uncooperative Merchant
A Sore Dressmaker
A Prudent Firefighter
A Stable Sheriff
A Humorous Coach
A Dedicated Archaeologist
A Forthright Nurse
A Transparent Tax Collector
A Colorful Writer
A Disobedient Singer
An Easily Discouraged Manicurist
A Placid Musician
A Religious Flight Attendant
A Reliable Customs Officer
An Enthusiastic Messenger
An Old-fashioned Sheriff
An Inferior Private Detective
A Selfless Bonecarver
A Narrow-minded Plumber
An Articulate Bricklayer
A Warm Linguist
A Petty Sage
A Benevolent DJ
An Emotional Ventriloquist
An Agonized Governor
A Purposeful Soldier
A Desolate Innkeeper
A Principled Composer
A Calculating Air Traffic Controller
A Superstitious Barista
A Nervous Pickpocket
A Wary Baker
A Cooperative Hunter
An Empty Blacksmith
An Ugly Weaver
A Deceptive Fashion Designer
A Conservative Dietician
A Casual Bodyguard
An Appreciative Guitarist
An Observant Customs Officer
A Frivolous Game Show Host
A Fascinated Assassin
A Complex Boatbuilder
A Childish Florist
An Ashamed Philanthropist
A Discontented Guard
A Tormented Paramedic
A Simple Pianist
An Uneasy Truck Driver
A Heartbroken Gladiator
A Terrified Terrorist
A Unique Hairdresser
A Decisive Scout
An Experimental Secretary
An Encouraged Security Guard
An Irreligious Shaman
A Concerned Explorer
A Blissful Broker
An Elegant Silversmith
A Tenacious Assassin
A Silly Clown
A Ridiculous Ambassador
A Hearty Merchant
A Realistic Taxi-driver
A Disrespectful Spelunker
A Modern Miner
A Captivating Coroner
A Loving Guru
A Cross Hairdresser
An Unambitious Thief
A Sharing Waiter
A Terrible Violinist
A Vivacious Chemist
An Impudent Editor
A Responsive Private Detective
An Intrigued Mason
A Dependent Pastor
A Sweet Nurse
A Disciplined Cook
A Trembling Sniper
A Haughty Courier
An Opportunistic Knight
A Self-denying Waiter
An Orderly Poet
An Original Herbalist
A Brutal Social Worker
A Fanciful Shaman
A Thoughtless Gladiator
A Well-read Linguist
A Creative Sleuth
A Keen Wizard
A Gracious Dressmaker
A Lost DJ
A Wary Sheriff
A Faithless Zookeeper
An Erratic Accountant
A Handsome Saxophonist
A Slow Tailor
A Scrupulous Drug Dealer
An Ordinary Locksmith
A Personable Barista
An Admirable Pickpocket
A Hard Working Entertainer
A Haughty Artist
A Sure Brewer
A Sanctimonious Wedding Planner
A Stubborn Beggar
A Neglectful Flight Attendant
A Sweaty Bank Robber
An Obsessive Monk
A Weary Coach
An Offended Taxi-driver
A Humble Baker
A Cynical Pilot
A Frightening Hunter
An Energetic Criminal
A Realistic Clerk
A Perplexed Farmer
An Idealistic Cartoonist
A Jolly Radiologist
A Fraudulent Air Traffic Controller
A Fortunate Park Ranger
A Tormented Tattooist
A Regimental Make-up Artist
A Brutal Fortune-teller
A Winning Chef
An Antisocial Nurse
A Tasteful Magician
A Tolerant Impersonator
A Timid Sleuth
An Encouraged Janitor
A Joyous Diver
A Naive Air Traffic Controller
A Disinterested Priest
A Profound Oracle
An Angry Cartoonist
An Amazing Hunter
A Fascinated Interpreter
A Punctual Stonecutter
A Mechanical Magistrate
A Noncompetitive Waiter
A Clumsy Ditch Digger
A Frustrated Fortune-teller
An Unstable Animal Trainer
A Wonderful Courier
A Gleeful Publisher
A Bold Florist
A Debonair Chemist
An Insightful Impersonator
A Modest Burglar
An Attractive Entrepreneur
An Appreciative Screenwriter
A Laughing Bricklayer
An Intuitive Boatbuilder
An Ordinary Drug Dealer
A Sophisticated Jailer
A Persuasive Flight Attendant
A Thievish Bodyguard
A Cerebral Dressmaker
A Small-thinking Butler
A Sure Rat Catcher
A Dependent Firefighter
A Boisterous Banker
A Secure Terrorist
An Artificial Entrepreneur
An Affectionate Gondolier
A Lonely Writer
A Helpful Boatbuilder
An Attractive Private Detective
A Scholarly Trapper
A Distrustful Percussionist
A Creative Chef
A Vacuous Composer
A Vague Cook
A Hard Working Real Estate Agent
An Amusing Accountant
A Reassured Tailor
A Lazy Sound Technician
A Serene Clown
An Unpleasant Torturer
A Pompous Carver
An Objective Athlete
A Neutral Photographer
An Inflamed Burglar
A Money-minded Dentist
A Solitary Fortune-teller
A Timid Ventriloquist
A Passive Truck Driver
A Self-reliant Imam
A Heroic Composer
An Amiable Chief of Police
A Humble Sculptor
An Opportunistic Terrorist
A Skeptical Bartender
A Lifeless Coroner
An Invulnerable Shipwright
An One-dimensional Busker
A Sentimental Cartoonist
An Amused Hotelier
A Bright Nurse
A Cerebral Entertainer
A Steely Court Jester
A Monstrous Bandit
A Paralyzed Medic
An Irritable Taxi-driver
An Outspoken Assassin
A Careless Executioner
A Destructive Biologist
A Secretive Accountant
A Persuasive Dogcatcher
A Resentful Busker
A Tearful Banker
A Disappointed Pianist
A Personable Oracle
A Self-indulgent Ninja
A Lovable Veterinarian
An Invisible Librarian
A Pathetic Private Detective
An Exciting Fisher
A Criminal Mathematician
An Unpredicatable Deputy
A Cheating Sheepshearer
A Monstrous Athlete
A Dominating Exotic Dancer
A Helpless Paramedic
An Apathetic Pickpocket
An Assertive Beautician
A Rational Security Guard
A Nervous Assassin
A Well-read Lighthouse-keeper
A Playful Astronaut
A Dramatic Receptionist
An Extreme Gladiator
A Flamboyant Marine
An Indignant Shaman
A Certain Archer
A Good-natured Chauffeur
An Abrasive Musician
An Uninhibited Carpenter
A Disciplined Radiologist
A Shy Judge
A Predictable Mobster
A Cantakerous Burglar
A Vindictive Exterminator
A Disinterested Sniper
An Infatuated Philanthropist
A Perfectionist Magician
A Folksy Spy
A Dirty Swimming Coach
A Frugal Yodeler
A Frisky Sailor
A Clever Electrician
A Sloppy Candlemaker
A Nonchalant Lawyer
A Forgiving Builder
An Incensed Bank Robber
A Scared Sound Technician
A Shrewd Florist
A Sordid Spelunker
A Haughty Detective
A Decisive Writer
A Deep Geologist
A Wealthy Mercenary
A Meddlesome Navigator
An Organized Fortune-teller
An Honorable Astronaut
An Appreciative Musician
An Obsessive Criminal
An Ordinary Butcher
A Petty Gate-keeper
A Political Security Guard
A Fawning Undertaker
A Deceitful Swimming Coach
A Hopeful Missionary
A Sore Captain
An Orderly Violinist
A Surprised Gladiator
A Wealthy Gondolier
A Grim Reporter
An Effeminate Astronaut
An Infuriated Guitarist
A Short Miner
A Moody Herald
A Dramatic Bartender
An Imaginative Terrorist
An Insightful Translator
An Incorruptible Composer
A Stable Police Officer
A Detestable Personal Trainer
An Agreeable Sheepshearer
A Winning Chief of Police
An Inert Yak Herder
A Tenacious Dogcatcher
A Sore Weaver
A Spontaneous Mathematician
A Frustrated Taxi-driver
An Amoral Make-up Artist
A Spirited Chicken Sexer
A Discontented Secretary
A Weak Gladiator
A Glad Lighthouse-keeper
A Jolly Jockey
An Arrogant Mason
An Unsure Researcher
An Orderly Archer
A Lying Poet
A Wary Explorer
A Secure Tailor
A Venomous Chief of Police
An Intuitive Spelunker
An Uneasy Executioner
A Painstaking Architect
A Curious Plumber
An Infuriated Fraudster
A High-minded Antique Dealer
A Dignified Author
An Ugly Watchmaker
An Honest Dentist
A Discontented Butler
A Worked Up Actor
A Superstitious Cook
An Eager Surgeon
A Deceitful Assassin
A Shrewd Spy
A Messy Silversmith
An Injured Farmer
An Unpatriotic Chief of Police
A Disturbing Terrorist
A Wonderful Magician
A Steadfast Flight Attendant
A Contemptible Jailer
A Fearful Fashion Designer
An Idiosyncratic Bandit
A Superficial Drug Dealer
A Complaining Taxidermist
An Orderly Jeweler
A Devious Private Detective
A Charismatic Fortune-teller
An Unfathomable Photographer
A Callous Gondolier
A Pugnacious Actor
A Responsive Monk
An Amused Choreographer
A Worked Up Beekeeper
A Responsible Executioner
A Fatigued Physicist
A Sure Torturer
A Rational Manager
A Cold Detective
An Alienated Welder
A Sloppy Boatbuilder
An Individualistic Firefighter
A Boisterous Pirate
A Receptive Factory Worker
An Overjoyed Private Detective
A Disorderly Actor
An Insulting Butler
A Treacherous Candlemaker
A Frivolous Blacksmith
A Lucky Cook
An Inflamed Astronaut
A Trembling Broker
An Unhappy Shaman
A Painstaking Conductor
An Idiosyncratic Nurse
A Tactless Mobster
A Terrified Record Producer
A Power-hungry Translator
A Heroic Peddlar
A Paralyzed Linguist
A Suave Sailor
An Incorruptible Ambassador
A Frustrated Rat Catcher
A Good-natured Pilot
An Old Mason
A Soft Hairdresser
A Shrewd Referee
A Freewheeling Farmer
A Prejudiced Candlemaker
A Completely Normal Salesperson
A Neglectful Bank Robber
A Forgetful Police Officer
A Sympathetic Court Jester
An Incorruptible Guitarist
An Inquisitive Servant
A Destructive Explorer
A Gallant Electrician
A Questioning Juggler
A Dry Exotic Dancer
A Strict Pickpocket
A Terrible Reporter
A Happy Sniper
A Preoccupied Nurse
A Good-natured Pastor
An Enraged Entertainer
A High-handed Drug Dealer
A Sweaty Actor
An Irritable Butcher
A Nihilistic Cook
A Youthful Greengrocer
An Individualistic Beggar
An Unstable Writer
A Lifeless Explorer
An Easily Discouraged Sniper
A Fraudulent Winemaker
A Cerebral Carpenter
A Ravenous Swineherd
An Indecisive Chef
A Happy Terrorist
A Discontented Construction Worker
A Disruptive Trapper
A Sanctimonious Silversmith
An Unprincipled Pawnbroker
A Solemn Truck Driver
A Shy Private Detective
A Dirty Social Worker
A Religious Game Show Host
An Envious Police Officer
An Obedient Geologist
A High-handed Coach
A Stiff Teacher
A Steadfast Spy
A Balanced Printer
A Brilliant Editor
An Elegant Peddlar
A Brutal Sage
A Pessimistic Cosmonaut
A Reverential Swimming Coach
A Petty Trapper
A Repressed Cheesemaker
A Thoughtless Herbalist
A Responsible Marshal
A Foolish Technician
A Tolerant Pilot
A Muddle-headed Clown
A Deep Shop Assistant
A Sexy DJ
An Educated Surgeon
A Dishonest Priest
A Cautious Animal Trainer
An Indifferent Firefighter
A Threatened Writer
A Messy Composer
A Skillful Shaman
A Modern Cartoonist
A Persuasive Blacksmith
An Unpleasant Assassin
An Extreme Psychiatrist
A Helpless Drummer
A Secure Carver
An Inferior Jeweler
A Fickle Chief of Police
A Suspicious Pirate
A Superstitious Bonecarver
A Trendy Detective
An Intuitive Ninja
A Predictable Busker
A Tenacious Beekeeper
A Bored Surgeon
A Meticulous Welder
An Easily Discouraged Chef
A Beautiful Entertainer
A Cruel Gladiator
A Hidebound Lighthouse-keeper
A Superficial Sage
A Prejudiced Taxidermist
A Thankful Sheepshearer
A Paternalistic Model
A Terrible Choreographer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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