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A Lovable Governor
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A Blunt Secretary
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A Helpful Student
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A Humiliated Butcher
A Ticklish Photographer
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A Lost Swineherd
A Restrained Astronaut
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A High-minded Author
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A Superstitious Coach
A Pained Librarian
A Hedonistic Botanist
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A Leisurely Judge
A Graceless Sound Technician
A Smiling Singer
A Progressive Pilot
A Modern Pirate
An Important Executioner
A Complacent Guru
A Hardworking Dietician
An Embarrassed Farmer
An Invisible DJ
A Fun-loving Game Show Host
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A Thorough Beekeeper
An Earnest Fortune-teller
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A Moralistic Captain
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An Alienated Bishop
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A Hardworking Teacher
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A Religious Gladiator
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A Dirty Dressmaker
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A Malicious Taxidermist
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A Sharing Photographer
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An Artful Barber
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A Solitary Magistrate
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A Cowardly Nurse
A Smiling Air Traffic Controller
A Troublesome Busker
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An Aimless Optometrist
A Regimental Doctor
A Hungry Welder
A Popular Illustrator
A Mellow Missionary
A Cynical Sheriff
A Scheming Assassin
A Cold Teacher
An Unappreciative Ventriloquist
A Graceless Coach
An Encouraged Judge
An Unrestrained Wizard
An Objective DJ
A Demanding Marshal
A Fun-loving Guard
A Methodical Artist
A Jubilant Chef
A Folksy Terrorist
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A Dedicated Beggar
A Crying Busker
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A Happy Pickpocket
An Intolerant Clown
A Sporting Impersonator
A Wonderful Captain
A Distracted Coach
A Ridiculous Spelunker
An Incensed Wizard
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A Sentimental Innkeeper
An Inferior Hunter
A Stupid Librarian
A Punctual Bishop
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A Monstrous Executioner
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A Scrupulous Guitarist
A Cheerful Pharmacist
An Impressionable Ventriloquist
A Logical Archer
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A Repressed DJ
A Hateful Brewer
A Shaky Rat Catcher
A Discouraging Soldier
A Benevolent Playwright
A Political Clown
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A Skeptical Yodeler
A Tender Fashion Designer
A Forthright Singer
An Enervated Violinist
A Mealymouthed Animal Trainer
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A Confused Accountant
A Dutiful Saxophonist
A Domineering Carpenter
A Pleased Waiter
A Moody Barista
An Outspoken Mortician
A Steady Percussionist
A Troublesome Deputy
A Considerate Medic
A Soft Clockmaker
An Alone Pianist
A Surprised Swimmer
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An Inflamed Garbage Collector
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A Neurotic Private Detective
A Grieved Guru
A Wonderful Actor
An Old Explorer
A Faithful Historian
A Mystical Saxophonist
A Doubtful Impersonator
A Competitive Conductor
A Humiliated Surgeon
A Rigid Doctor
A Softheaded Radiologist
A Superficial Violinist
A Trustworthy Taxidermist
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A Phlegmatic Sleuth
An Important Guard
A Treacherous Cameraman
An Opportunistic Butcher
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A Miserly Actor
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A High-minded Artist
A Satisfied Sheriff
A Trustworthy Guitarist
A Surprising Wizard
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An Abrasive Drug Dealer
A Fraudulent Lumberjack
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A Weak-willed Cook
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An One-dimensional Exterminator
A Repentant Researcher
A Shrewd Priest
An Ugly Sleuth
An Overimaginative Imam
A Discreet Fisher
A Stupid Swordsmith
A Cautious Beggar
A Zany Ventriloquist
A Leisurely Greengrocer
A Terrified Publisher
An Unbelieving Pilot
A Thorough Lawyer
A Grand Coach
An Articulate Saxophonist
A Focused Game Show Host
A Charming Shepherd
A Suave Doctor
An Overjoyed Police Officer
A Businesslike Hairdresser
A Practical Mechanic
An Unambitious Botanist
An Organized Peddlar
A Mechanical Drummer
An Effeminate Cook
A Presumptuous Optometrist
An Erratic Tax Collector
A Narcissistic Clown
A Tasteless Diplomat
An Upset Court Jester
An Insensitive Inventor
An Inspired Undertaker
A Quaking Chicken Sexer
An at Ease Cobbler
A Shortsighted Butcher
A Rejected Chef
An Envious Waiter
A Snoopy Swimming Coach
A Distracted Dictator
A Handsome Jailer
An Antisocial Illustrator
A Desolate Coach
A Wise Cheesemaker
A Hard Working Salesperson
A Dishonest Janitor
A Pathetic Pharmacist
An Obedient Undertaker
A Calm Veterinarian
A Hungry Shaman
A Discouraged Swineherd
An Alert Writer
An Enthusiastic Shipwright
A Brilliant Publisher
A Discontented Hunter
A Sad Busker
An Ignorant Model
An Inspired Guru
A Troublesome Referee
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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