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A Hypnotic Knight
A Hurried Criminal
An Obsessive Magician
A Puritanical Wizard
An Unlucky Historian
An Unfathomable Dentist
A Restrained Programmer
A Power-hungry Playwright
A Subtle Chauffeur
A Bitter Navigator
An Opportunistic DJ
A Suspicious Security Guard
A Shortsighted Waiter
A Dirty Archer
A Maternal Artist
An Unappreciative Dressmaker
A Difficult Ambassador
A Possessive Diver
An Excited Shaman
A Well-read Baker
A Lovely Fraudster
A Discouraging Reporter
A Cynical Dancer
A Hurried Taxidermist
A Pedantic Jockey
A Shallow Guard
A Naive Security Guard
A Coarse Priest
A Free and Easy Guru
A Fuming Professor
A Humble Truck Driver
A Wary Singer
A Joyous Mobster
A Crude Soldier
A Haughty Herbalist
A Dramatic Taxidermist
A Pompous Minister
A Disappointed Cosmonaut
A Surprised Medic
A Sedentary Juggler
A Delicate Innkeeper
A Relaxed Judge
A Youthful Scout
A Repressed Busker
A Proud Director
A Regretful Beggar
An Irresponsible Marshal
A Shortsighted Dogcatcher
A Repentant Screenwriter
A Free and Easy Baker
An Annoyed Clown
A Disrespectful Fisher
A Dissonant Wizard
An Idiosyncratic Butcher
A Cantakerous Detective
An Insulting Sheriff
An Ashamed Mason
A Snoopy Researcher
A Fixed Bartender
A Phlegmatic Marine
A Hurried Philanthropist
A Studious Dentist
A Placid Photographer
A Popular Pirate
A Rational Judge
A Crying Plumber
A Well-rounded Deputy
A Discouraging Juggler
A Patriotic Violinist
A Scheming Interior Designer
An Honest Ornithologist
An Overjoyed Cheesemaker
A Callous Police Officer
A Tidy Tattooist
A Willing Dancer
A Confidential Guru
A Naive Guard
A Nonchalant Ventriloquist
A Courteous Terrorist
An Agreeable Magician
An Insulting Clown
A Sloppy Antique Dealer
An Efficient Photographer
A Content Chauffeur
A Mystical Waiter
An Easy Sailor
A Misguided Boatbuilder
A Cynical Shaman
A Discontented Lumberjack
A Silly Make-up Artist
A Clean Cook
A Cross Actor
An Agonized Dogcatcher
A Discouraging Fishmonger
A Devoted Veterinarian
An Airy Firefighter
A Narrow-minded Cameraman
A Cantakerous Inventor
A Dismayed Baker
A Dedicated Dentist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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