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Random What I Think You Think (x 50)
You think you know what's best for me.
You think I'm already on your side.
You think I owe you my success.
You think I'm judging you.
You want me to see how much you've suffered.
You want me to rescue you.
You think I can't handle the truth.
You think I've been spying on you.
You think I'm waiting for you to fall.
You think I'm nothing without you.
You envy my success.
You're waiting for the right moment to hurt me.
You think I'm the reason everything went wrong.
You think I'm weak for still caring.
You're testing me.
You're keeping a secret from me.
You think I'm testing your loyalty.
You think I'm hiding how much I care.
You think I'll forgive you eventually.
You think I'm replaceable.
You think I'm your responsibility.
You want me to need you.
You think I'm already planning to leave.
You think I don't know who I am.
You think I'm the one who started all this.
You think I'm just here for appearances.
You want to protect me from the truth.
You want me to see how much you've changed.
You're scared of how much you care about me.
You think I can't handle success.
You think you're more attractive than me.
You think I'm out of your league.
You think I'll say yes to anything you suggest.
You think I'm the only one who can stop you.
You think I want what you want.
You think I'm incapable of change.
You think I'll always let you win.
You think I'm secretly on your side.
You're waiting for me to fall apart.
You think I'm pretending to care.
You think I'll break if you push me.
You think I've never failed.
You think I'm the one holding you back.
You think I'll never change.
You think I could never survive without you.
You think I'm the best thing that ever happened to you.
You think we're the same.
You're only pretending to like me.
You believe I'm your last chance.
You think I'm too dangerous to keep around.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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