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Take this with water.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I can't find my sofa anywhere.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Get ready to dance.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I see you for who you are.
You should write to your mother.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I've reported it to the press.
You made me cry on purpose.
I know what happened.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Open sesame.
Leave it outside.
This room is shrinking.
I never gave up hope.
This is the right time to be here.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I'm weird.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
Give it here.
You're going to need a singer.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Please, listen to me.
You are a liar.
Sound the alarm!
Can I make a difference?
If you're done, we'll get started.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Am I dead, or not?
We need to make out.
Someone's in here.
You lost it.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
It's time to go to bed.
You are not my mother.
I'm a god.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Who left a spoon in the library?
You devil!
Take the drink and die.
I want you to stop me.
It's not for sale.
I could never love you.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
You never call me.
I'm trying to understand.
You deserve this
I am going to the party.
I want you to be lovable.
We've only got one bullet.
Good luck!
I can offer you a bratwurst.
Why do you love me, so much?
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
I feel forgetful.
Did you fart at work?
You are so mean to me.
We're gods.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I can offer you a good price.
A girl needs her space.
Leave it here.
I've reported it to the police.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You should call your mother.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Don't get too close.
Be safe!
I know where you were.
It's giving me a headache.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're lucky.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
We are dynamic.
I'm the only fraudster on this planet
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
Let's dance
I want that otter out of my house!
Delivery!
You fascinate me.
Your ears have turned white.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
Open the window.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
Stop, in the name of love.
You're going to need a hammer.
I heard a howl coming from the waiting room.
This room is unstable.
Take the money and die.
This is a fine mess
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Someone's listening.
You are not my daughter.
Who left an ukulele in the control room?
You're really something!
No one suspects a thing
I'll sit on it.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
When the party starts, start singing.
It's not in.
I want you to be objective.
I can offer you a spring-roll.
This looks peculiar.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I never wanted this.
We're going to need a painter.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
Can I make progress?
I am going to the funeral.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Good grief!
I'm a ghost.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I love winter in Brazil.
Am I coming with you, or not?
You broke it.
You are my mother.
A boy needs his own room.
You are so good to me.
You monster!
I want you to marry me.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Eating is good for the soul.
We're the same person.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
You're going to need a wrench.
You never take me seriously.
This room is haunted.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Hey, watch me smile.
I bet you know why I'm here.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Get ready to laugh.
Let's get it
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
No one can ever know what we did.
You are a godsend.
This is the right time to be happy.
I hate you.
Put it here.
When the bell rings, hide.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
You're going down!
Did you get lucky yesterday?
I want that wombat out of my room!
We've only got one chance.
I heard a noise coming from the armory.
You are odd.
I want to tell you about the icecream.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You should find your father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You're a god.
I feel assertive.
I just want a notepad. What's wrong with that?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Okay, who left a screwdriver in the dungeon?
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
You will always need me.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This looks suspicious.
I'm the worst minister on this planet
Why do you tease me, so much?
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Hand me the chair.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Please, tell me.
Leave it until morning.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I have the poem.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I want you to be secure.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
You never sing anymore.
Let's go
I volunteer to go!
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I see you let yourself in.
No one can ever know that I like you
I'm going to need a can opener.
I'm cursed.
A girl needs her mother.
You're a ghost.
I love winter in America.
Don't just stand there.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
Be careful!
I want that bee out of my life!
Get ready, or get out.
Dare to dream
It's not going to fit.
You're crazy!
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I know more than you realise.
Can I make up?
My life is a mystery.
Hey, watch me move.
You are not my favourite.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Hand me the spoon.
We're ghosts.
It's time to go.
Your tongue has turned orange.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
You're going to need a truck driver.
I want you to cook for me.
We're going to need a lot of glue.
You are my teacher.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
I'll get it.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Who left a chardonnay in the walk-in freezer?
We need to play.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
When I was little, I wanted to be a jailer.
I could never despise you.
Take this for luck.
It was your fault that the movie sucked.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You angel!
Don't upset your brother, not now.
When the party starts, start crying.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I can't find my lion anywhere.
This is a fine ship
I never listened.
We're going to need a spatula.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I feel bitter.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
A boy needs money.
I can offer you a muffin.
You're magnificent.
Your lips have turned purple.
Can I make it right?
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Be better!
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Take the money and go.
I have needs.
You need it.
You are not my conscience.
Patience is a virtue
I have the time.
Please, stop doing that.
I heard a voice coming from the living room.
I am going to the wedding.
I know math.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Drop it here.
When I was little, I wanted to be a graphic artist.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are my sunshine.
I want that koala out of my house!
We need to stop.
Your nose has turned blue.
How dare you look at me!
Find some proof that they deceived you.
You're going to need a paramedic.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I'm the greatest soldier on this planet
I'll open it.
No one can ever know the truth.
A boy needs confidence.
I want you to be irritated.
You could never despise me.
It's giving me grief.
You're going to need a lot of buttons.
I've reported it to mother.
Don't wait to be asked.
I will always despise you.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
It's time to pack your bags.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You are impudent.
We should think about this.
Take the piano and die.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
Wisdom is like a camera...
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
I feel outrageous.
Your eyes have turned grey.
They know it was me
I have to tell you about the milkshake.
I never felt so alone.
Buying a house is like opening a window...
I want you to stop following me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I heard laughter coming from the cloakroom.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Open the door.
I can offer you a lemonade.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I see you are thinking.
Hey, watch me dance.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Someone's coming this way.
I want that lizard out of my room!
I want you to help me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I have faith.
You are a hero.
We're special.
I know the future.
Get ready to run.
Whoop-whoop.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Give me the bratwurst.
Good night!
This is the right time to be amused.
Let's watch TV!
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
I never wanted to die.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I feel extraordinary.
When I was little, I wanted to be an alien.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You should ask your mother.
Okay, who left a shark in the laundry?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I'm the best interpreter who ever lived.
I'm trying to open it.
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
My life means nothing.
I see you know what to do.
You're never going to get away with this!
You found it.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
You are so kind to me.
I have the will.
I want you to listen to me.
A girl needs love.
Romance is like a piano...
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Please, sit down.
I've reported it to the President.
It's not tight enough.
I am going to Christmas.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
I need to tell you about Thursday.
I'm crazy.
I know who you are.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want you to be tenacious.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the library.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Let's eat
You never have time for me.
We're going to need a saw.
This looks nice.
Like father, like son.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Throw me the knife.
Darling, it's delicious.
I can offer you a job.
Today is the day
I never could make up my mind.
I feel satisfied.
Take this and pray.
You should protect your mother.
I love you.
Can I make soup?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Please, don't move.
I'm the only assassin who ever lived.
You want it.
I have to tell you about the burger.
Did you get lucky last night?
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
How dare you smile at me!
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You are my only hope.
Your ears have turned grey.
Life is like a good book...
It's not easy.
I can't find my porcupine anywhere.
A girl needs boundaries.
Who left an ukulele in the stable?
Get ready for this.
I bet you know why I'm going.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's time to make lunch.
This looks wrong.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
We've only got one life.
You are an idiot.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I want you to be prejudiced.
I heard a voice coming from the attic.
I need to tell you about Christmas.
I am provoked.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
I'm magnificent.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I have the card.
You should disown your father.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I see you came prepared.
I feel like crying.
You need me.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
My life is over.
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
He was unconscious when I found him.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I will always need you.
It was my fault that we ran out of bread.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
We're going to need a fork.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
I knew you could open it.
A girl needs a job.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Can I make a show?
You are an artist.
I'm trying to believe you.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
Give me the spatula.
I want you to be freewheeling.
I love autumn in America.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.
When the door opens, hide.
Your tongue has turned red.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
It's not heavy.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I know what to do.
I'm lucky.
I want you to love me.
We need to fight.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
I'm going to need a translator.
I have to tell you about the laundry.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Who left a smoothie in the bedroom?
I am going to Easter.
You will always fascinate me.
I'll watch.
I volunteer to eat it!
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Crime doesn't pay.
Can I make breakfast?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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