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I volunteer to eat it!

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I'm trying to believe you.

I'm the worst fashion designer who ever lived.

It has to work

I'm going to need a zookeeper.

I love winter in Brazil.

You're amazing!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Put it here.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I heard a voice coming from the chapel.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We're ghosts.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Your success is like a mountain...

This room is shrinking.

I want you to stop smelling me.

You are not my favourite.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I'm no good.

Take this with you.

We need to make out.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Hand me the croissant.

You made me cry on purpose.

I knew you could survive.

He who hesitates is lost.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I want you to look at me.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Take the piano and die.

This looks bad.

It's not right.

Who left a slice of pizza in the stable?

I bet you know why I'm here.

Be better!

You angel!

You could never want me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Don't fool around.

Your lips have turned spotted.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You should find your father.

You're a god.

I want to tell you about the chai.

I never could make up my mind.

I want that cat out of my room!

I can offer you a pickle.

Did you fart this morning?

You are a poet.

I have faith.

I feel forgetful.

Open the bottle.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Let's go

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

When I was little, I wanted to be a reporter.

I know what to do.

Just try not to cry

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

It's time to go to bed.

I have the scroll.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I see you are thinking.

I love you.

A girl needs her mother.

I'll keep guard.

Delivery!

I love spring in China.

My love, it's alive.

Get ready to die.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'm trying to leave.

You are not my conscience.

I'm the best DJ who ever lived.

You can have it.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want you to be alarmed.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

No one can ever know what we did.

I'm special.

We're the same person.

I am going to Christmas.

I want you to hold me.

This looks odd.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Throw me the ball.

Give it here.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We've only got one option.

We should think about this.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Let's dance

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Good night!

This is crazy

I can offer you a banana.

You are my teacher.

This room is haunted.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

You are an idiot.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of eggs.

You should find your mother.

I feel envious.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Can I make it right?

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

I love winter in Canada.

I never gave up hope.

Take the money and leave.

I have the poem.

I want you to stop following me.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

Get ready, or get out.

You are so mean to me.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I need to tell you about the sandwich.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

It's not dead.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I've reported it to mother.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This looks suspicious.

Hand me the candy-bar.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

I see you every day.

Hey, watch me leave.

I am fatigued.

We're going to need a knife.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

A boy needs his grandfather.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

Gardening is good for the soul.

Someone's listening.

Your cheeks have turned orange.

I want that fox out of my car!

You're going to need a clerk.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I want you to be questioning.

I can't find my dingo anywhere.

Learning is like writing a to do list...

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I will always want you.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Let's play

You're never going to get away with this!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Can I make better choices?

You are a liar.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I am going to Thanksgiving.

My life means nothing.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

I know math.

You burned it on purpose.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is a fine mess

I feel strong.

Be careful!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

You never smile.

Get ready to laugh.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Please, come closer.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

I have money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

You want it.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

You could never hate me.

You deserve this

The first thing to consider is safety.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I have the card.

I volunteer myself!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

How dare you look at me!

Seize the day.

I can offer you a saké.

A boy needs his friends.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

I want to tell you about the spring-roll.

I'm lucky.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I never killed anyone.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Stop, in the name of love.

Who left a teddy bear in the bedroom?

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Take the money and go.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I'm a ghost.

You broke the vase on purpose.

It was your fault that the icecream melted.

I will always need you.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You're going to need a can opener.

It's not easy.

Don't wait to be asked.

You are a hero.

This room is unstable.

I want you to marry me.

Did you get lucky today?

Darling, it's dead.

I feel ugly.

I love winter in India.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

Plug it in here.

You need it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Getting married is like making toast...

Hand me the muffin.

We're gods.

You monster!

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I want to tell you about Friday.

You are my love.

Please, don't touch that.

Hey, watch me move.

You should disown your mother.

I volunteer as tribute!

I am going to the party.

We're going to need an impersonator.

How dare you smile at me!

Why do you love me, so much?

Good luck!

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

I'll listen.

You will always need me.

Can I make up?

Let's watch TV!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

I see you have done this before.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to cook for me.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

When the party starts, hide.

I want you to be vindictive.

I'm the greatest captain on this planet

If you're done, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Reading is good for the soul.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I've reported it to the President.

My love, it's so expensive.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Don't ask any questions.

Take this for luck.

You're going to need a wrench.

Okay, who left a shovel in the studio?

You're weird.

It's not going to fit.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

All's fair in love and war.

You found it.

You are not my type.

I know what happened.

I volunteer to go!

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Open the window.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I have the letter.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Leave it to the professionals.

A girl needs a job.

You're a ghost.

You are my reason for living.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

You want me.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I feel hesitant.

We've only got one chance.

I'll get ready.

It's giving me hope.

Okay. Just do what I do.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want that bunny out of my car!

You're crazy!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

It's time to make lunch.

You should listen to your mother.

We're going to need a can opener.

I want you to inspire me.

We should hide.

I'm trying to open it.

I have time.

We're insignificant.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Open it here.

You never have time for me.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

Dancing is good for the soul.

We're going to need a pirate.

I want you to document my trip to France.

What goes around comes around.

Get ready to dance.

I love fall in England.

You are my daughter.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

Someone's locked the door.

Can I make dumplings?

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Please, don't drink that.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

My life is a mystery.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Open the curtains.

I see you smiling.

I'm the greatest gladiator who ever lived.

I feel extravagant.

Your lips have turned grey.

When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.

I can offer you a mochaccino.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You despise me.

I despise you.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

We are disloyal.

I never really lived.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

He was unconscious when I found him.

I am going to Easter.

Take this and pray.

The customer is always right.

Take the drink and die.

Your nose has turned brown.

You should go to the police.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I'll get it.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I see you for who you are.

I'm a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

You're coming with me!

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Can I make a splash?

You're going to need an artist.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm crazy.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I want to tell you about the werewolf.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

We are sensual.

Let's drink

Please, remain silent.

I need you.

Bravery is like a mountain...

No one can ever know how we did it.

I want you to stop me.

I'm the only politician on this planet

I want you to document my trip to America.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Someone's watching us.

Give me the bike.

I can offer you a spring-roll.

When the door opens, hide.

How dare you laugh at me!

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I'm going to need a hammer.

Your lips have turned white.

Take the money and die.

I feel stylish.

Alright, who left a turtle in the library?

I'm trying to win.

We've only got one hope.

Your face has turned purple.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I'm weird.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want that donkey out of my car!

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

You are so nice to me.

My love, it's dead.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Leave it alone.

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

This is a day to remember

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

I never loved you.

Please, wait here.

You are not my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

You lost it.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

You're under arrest!

I've reported it to the press.

A girl needs her own room.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I can offer you a cider.

You are engrossed.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You love me.

My life is cursed.

Can I make money?

I should pay the bill.

We're going to need a publisher.

I want you to be assertive.

Alright, who left a kite in the kitchen?

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Leave it outside.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I heard weeping coming from the studio.

It's not safe.

Please, stay where you are.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

I never wanted this.

It was your fault that the party was cancelled.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

We've only got one bullet.

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

You could never fascinate me.

I feel serene.

Clothes do not make the man.

It's time to pack your bags.

Can I make an effort?

Did you eat last night?

You can do this

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Knitting is good for the soul.

Hey, watch me dance.

I have to tell you about the the North Pole.

You're going to need a saw.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I'll wait here.

This looks familiar.

I just want a spring-roll. What's wrong with that?

Am I allowed to go, or not?

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I want you to stop blaming me.

I want you to kiss me.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

Hand me the fork.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

We are enervated.

I'm going to need a sniper.

I have powers.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

You are not my daughter.

You broke it.

Please, lie down.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Life is like a violin...

I have the need, the need for speed.

It's not for sale.

We need to fight.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I can't find my panda anywhere.

I am going to the wedding.

You are so kind to me.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You should listen to your father.

Take the drink and go.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

I can offer you a good price.

I'm insignificant.

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