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Don't upset your mother, not now.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
You angel!
I can offer you a burger.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Did you eat last night?
Your face has turned red.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Get ready for this.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
This is the worst time to be hysterical.
I love winter in Australia.
I am going to the party.
I'm going to need a drug dealer.
We're the same person.
I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?
Take this with you.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You want me.
Open it here.
A girl needs her father.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I want you to cook for me.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
You never stop to think.
I can offer you a good price.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I see you know what to do.
My life is cursed.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
We're weird.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
Can I make a contribution?
Sound the alarm!
I volunteer to go!
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We've only got one of these.
It's time to go to bed.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Let's dance
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
We need to help each other.
How dare you smile at me!
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's going to be okay
This room is unstable.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
This looks suspicious.
Your cheeks have turned pink.
Open the bottle.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Who left a saw in the outhouse?
It's not easy.
Be yourself!
I need to tell you about the goblin.
It's giving me hope.
Hey, watch me leave.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'll get it.
You lost it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
Drop it here.
No one can ever know the truth.
Someone's having a bad day.
Get ready, or get out.
I know what to do.
I love you.
I'm a ghost.
Dying is like opening a gate...
You should find your mother.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I never wanted to die.
Leave it outside.
You're going down!
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
I want you to be amoral.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
You will always despise me.
Did you fart this morning?
I have needs.
You're magnificent.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I can offer you a carrot.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Take this and pray.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
I want that chipmunk out of my room!
It's time to go.
We're going to need a cosmonaut.
You are an inspiration.
We're gods.
I've reported it to the police.
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Darling, it's alive.
Dammit, who left a teddy bear in the attic?
Please, don't eat that.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Your ears have turned yellow.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
This is a day to remember
I have the card.
I want you to betray me.
Don't just stand there.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Let's go
We are pedantic.
I am going to Easter.
I feel clumsy.
Can I make connections?
We need to unite.
Be better!
I need to tell you about Monday.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
You never have time for me.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I'm the only fashion designer who ever lived.
When the party starts, start singing.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
How dare you laugh at me!
I see you let yourself in.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
You are so nice to me.
Hey, watch me smile.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
This room is haunted.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Leave it here.
I love winter in England.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I want that puppy out of my car!
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
You should find your father.
You could never fascinate me.
You're a ghost.
I know who you are.
Delivery!
I've reported it to mother.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
All's well that ends well
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
You want it.
Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...
Why do you love me, so much?
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I can offer you a job.
Show me the wrench.
I volunteer myself!
You're coming with me!
No one can ever know that I can fly.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
I want you to be sweaty.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I'm the only spin doctor who ever lived.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
I want to tell you about the wizard.
This looks odd.
Your eyes have turned brown.
You are anxious.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
My life matters.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Who left a kangaroo in the attic?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Get ready to dance.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I need to tell you about Easter.
Give it here.
We need to play.
I want you to kill me.
How dare you look at me!
I should buy a lottery ticket.
I have the poem.
You are my father.
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
We're going to need a shovel.
Be careful!
When the door opens, start singing.
It's time to pack your bags.
I see you came prepared.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You dropped it.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Take the drink and go.
A boy needs his own room.
I never killed anyone.
I love summer in Brazil.
I heard a howl coming from the cloakroom.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You monster!
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
You should write to your father.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I feel selfish.
Please, stop doing that.
You are not my mother.
It's giving me grief.
I am satisfied.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
I volunteer as tribute!
You could never despise me.
I'm magnificent.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Whatever happens, don't panic
I've reported it to the President.
We're going to need a factory worker.
This room is shrinking.
Someone's locked the door.
I'll get ready.
I want to tell you about the barn.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I see you have done this before.
I am going to Christmas.
Life is like a piano...
Why do you tease me, so much?
You are so mean to me.
My love, it's beautiful.
Whoop-whoop.
We should pay the bill.
It wasn't my fault that the cat died.
Don't wait to be asked.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
You're going to pay!
He was unconscious when I found him.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I'm the greatest plumber who ever lived.
Good night!
You should make peace with your father.
Take this with water.
You know it.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I could never need you.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Can I make trouble?
I know where you were.
I feel stylish.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
We're ghosts.
Your tongue has turned purple.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I heard a sound coming from the classroom.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
I want that bird out of my life!
I want you to stop believing in me.
I'm a god.
If you don't want it, put it back.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I can't find my giraffe anywhere.
When I was little, I wanted to be a geologist.
We are fanatical.
Take the money and leave.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Show me the banana.
I'm weird.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I never really lived.
No one suspects a thing
I'm going to need a fork.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
My life is a mystery.
Hey, watch me dance.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Don't upset your father, not now.
I can offer you an egg nog.
Get ready to run.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
We should vote.
I heard laughter coming from the laundry.
I know more than you realise.
You never sing anymore.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to hold me.
It wasn't my fault that the show was ruined.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
Please, don't take that.
I want that kangaroo out of my house!
We're going to need a chef.
I'm the greatest writer on this planet
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
I want you to be leisurely.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Did you enjoy yourself just now?
I love fall in Canada.
Let's watch the game
You devil!
Stop, in the name of love.
Take the drink and leave.
You are powerless.
Who left a muffin in the classroom?
We need to open it.
A boy needs his mother.
When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Your lips have turned grey.
I feel concerned.
We've only got one bullet.
Don't ask any questions.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You're cursed.
Leave it alone.
I have the letter.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You are an artist.
I'll help.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I can offer you an ale.
You're really something!
I never felt so alone.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the well.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Can I make progress?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
You should call your father.
My life is over.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I'm the greatest chemist who ever lived.
I want that crow out of my house!
This is a fine mess
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
I heard a voice coming from the lobby.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I want you to be alienated.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
No one will ever know
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Good grief!
I knew you could live like this.
I'm cursed.
We're going to need an author.
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Who left a crocodile in the pantry?
It's giving me a headache.
Let's watch TV!
I love fall in Spain.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Your cheeks have turned red.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
This is the worst time to be angry.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Leave it to the professionals.
I feel patriotic.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
This looks edible.
I can't find my Powerade anywhere.
Take this for luck.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
You are my daughter.
Hand me the skateboard.
I'm going to need a hammer.
I'm the greatest lumberjack on this planet
Learning is like opening a gift...
Take the money and go.
You're crazy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
We're going to need a sheriff.
You can have it.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
When the door opens, hide.
I never gave up hope.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Just be yourself
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
Can I make up a story?
I love summer in Switzerland.
We need to stay.
It's not tight enough.
I heard a noise coming from the stable.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I am going to the grand opening.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.
You burned it on purpose.
I know math.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Get ready to laugh.
I can offer you a pinot.
You are my son.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
My love, it's delicious.
I have money.
I have the gun.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Who left a guitar in the kitchen?
Time to shine
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
I want you to kiss me.
First things first.
We've only got one chance.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
You should disown your mother.
I'm going to need a make-up artist.
You're a god.
It's giving me an error message.
When I was little, I wanted to be an animal trainer.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
We are grim.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
You hate me.
Please, look at me.
I feel worked up.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm special.
This looks familiar.
I just want a smoothie. What's wrong with that?
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
You are so kind to me.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I will always want you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I can't find my panda anywhere.
Am I dead, or not?
Your ears have turned red.
I want you to be glad.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I'm the only receptionist who ever lived.
I want that lamb out of my room!
I'll watch.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
Hopes are like chocolate...
Can I make an effort?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I'm trying to understand.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I'm no good.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I am sorrowful.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
Let's drink
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This is a fine ship
You should write to your mother.
Please, sit down.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Good luck!
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
We should start a business.
I feel strong.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mathematician.
Keep your powder dry.
You need it.
Your lips have turned brown.
It's not right.
My love, it's alive.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
You're going to need a mechanic.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I want that crab out of my life!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I can offer you a Fanta.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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