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The first thing to consider is the cost.

I can offer you a good price.

It wasn't my fault that the toast got burnt.

We need to make out.

Leave it alone.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I'm the only detective who ever lived.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I want you to be poor.

No one can ever know the truth.

My life is a mystery.

It's time to go to bed.

This looks great.

Hey, watch me dance.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

You're alone in the universe.

You're coming with me!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I know the future.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Can I make a show?

I'll get ready.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I feel daring.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

We're the same person.

It's not dead.

I've reported it to the police.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Someone's listening.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I could never despise you.

It's giving me hope.

I volunteer to go!

I just want a doll. What's wrong with that?

You devil!

Your cheeks have turned yellow.

How dare you look at me!

I'm going to need a wrench.

Open it here.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

This is a fine mess

Take the piano and leave.

You will always hate me.

I can offer you an ale.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Please, stop laughing.

Take this for luck.

I'm going to need a social worker.

You never do what I want.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

We should hide.

Don't wait to be asked.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Who left a moose in the dungeon?

I am going to Easter.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Be better!

I know math.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I heard weeping coming from the classroom.

Leave it outside.

I'm a god.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I want you to be focused.

This room is unstable.

I want you to look at me.

Hand me the banana.

I'm the only real estate agent on this planet

Hey, watch me move.

Get ready to run.

Open the bottle.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

You burned it on purpose.

You should call your father.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Your nose has turned blue.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Ha-cha-cha.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ventriloquist.

Delivery!

Laughing is good for the soul.

I volunteer as tribute!

A girl needs her grandfather.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Good grief!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It was your fault that the label came off.

This is the worst time to be happy.

You could never need me.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I love winter in Spain.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I can offer you a soda.

I see you came prepared.

I'll help.

You are my love.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

We've only got one hope.

We're no good.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Success is like a bar of soap...

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We're going to need a knife.

I have lost the will to live.

My life is over.

You're going to need a knight.

You never smile.

I heard laughter coming from the wine cellar.

We should ask for more money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Leave it here.

Don't fool around.

This room is shrinking.

I never gave up hope.

You are so kind to me.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

You monster!

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You are not my favourite.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I will always love you.

Please, stop shouting.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You are a hero.

I need to tell you about the pharmacist.

How dare you laugh at me!

I know more than you realise.

It's not in.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Let's drink

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

I am eager.

No one can ever know how we did it.

This is the right time to be happy.

I want you to kill me.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Someone's having a bad day.

I'm a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chimney-sweep.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

You're never going to get away with this!

You can have it.

This looks interesting.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I'm lucky.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

A boy needs his mother.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Take this and pray.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I have powers.

You could never love me.

You should call your mother.

Why do you love me, so much?

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

My life means nothing.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I see you know what to do.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Plug it in here.

I'm the greatest senator who ever lived.

We're going to need an archer.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Can I make a pie?

You made me cry on purpose.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to help.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

Be safe!

Get ready for this.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I want you to help me.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

It's time to pack your bags.

I am going to the funeral.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

This room is haunted.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You are so good to me.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

We should quit.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Good luck!

I will always hate you.

I have the time.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I see you have done this before.

I am humorous.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

Defeat is like a mountain...

It's not heavy.

You're cursed.

Maybe no one will notice

I can't find my saw anywhere.

You will always despise me.

Open sesame.

A girl needs boundaries.

Darling, it's so shiny.

Let's watch TV!

Show me the candy-bar.

Did you eat today?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

I know who you are.

I have money.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

This is a fine ship

I want you to stop smelling me.

Your nose has turned yellow.

I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You're a god.

I want that deer out of my life!

You angel!

I love winter in Canada.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Please, stand.

We need to open it.

Give it here.

We've only got one option.

Reading is all I can manage now.

We're gods.

I've reported it to the President.

Be yourself!

I never really lived.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I see you are thinking.

Why do you hate me, so much?

When the lights go out, hide.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

You're really something!

I hate you.

I'll get it.

It was my fault that the crops died.

You lost it.

You're magnificent.

Did you fart today?

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Take the money and leave.

Darling, it's dead.

I'm the greatest drug dealer on this planet

Am I coming with you, or not?

Good morning!

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I feel sentimental.

No one suspects a thing

Dammit, who left an ukulele in the dungeon?

A girl needs her friends.

It's time to make lunch.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's giving me a headache.

I know what happened.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I want you to be sad.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

We need to eat.

We're going to need a spatula.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are the best person I have ever met.

Give me the candy-bar.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

I'll sit on it.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

Can I make magic?

I'm going to need a minister.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the well.

I will always despise you.

Don't get too close.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I am going to the wedding.

Someone's watching us.

I can't find my green tea anywhere.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Your lips have turned red.

A girl needs her mother.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I want you to kiss me.

Did you get lucky today?

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I'm alone in the universe.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

You want it.

I'm the best hairdresser who ever lived.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

You despise me.

Okay, who left a hammer in the kitchen?

Are you crazy? We're not together!

You are a liar.

You never say what you're thinking.

We need to stay.

I never felt so alone.

It's not easy.

Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

I knew you could open it.

I want you to stop loving me.

This looks nice.

You're going down!

We are principled.

Victory is like an ocean...

I volunteer to eat it!

Let's get it

You are not my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

I have the letter.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I have time.

I am going to the party.

When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian.

We've only got one life.

Am I under arrest, or not?

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Can I make muffins?

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I want you to be hurried.

Good night!

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!

I will always need you.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You never sing anymore.

He who hesitates is lost.

This is a stick up.

I can offer you a croissant.

I want to tell you about Easter.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I can't find my egg nog anywhere.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Open the window.

Hand me the kite.

Stop, in the name of love.

Throw it here.

A girl needs her father.

I can offer you a job.

You're a ghost.

I should go to the police.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

I love fall in Spain.

I feel confused.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Take this with water.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

You're under arrest!

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I'll watch.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Please, don't eat that.

This looks edible.

You fascinate me.

It's now or never

I heard a noise coming from the wardrobe.

I never wanted to die.

You know it.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You should protect your mother.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

Your face has turned orange.

It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.

I can offer you a hot dog.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

Did you get lucky last night?

I have the gun.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I can't find my bunny anywhere.

I'm no good.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

We've only got one of these.

You are so nice to me.

I'm the best interpreter on this planet

I want that snake out of my car!

You're going to need a lot of water.

Hey, watch me smile.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Who left a knife in the dining room?

I have to tell you about the Jack Daniels.

I've reported it to mother.

You're going to need a security guard.

I love winter in England.

I see you smiling.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to be good-natured.

Give me the hammer.

Let's watch the game

I heard a noise coming from the attic.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

Leave it to the professionals.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

A boy needs love.

I want you to stop following me.

We're ghosts.

We should vote.

I am deep.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Please, listen to me.

I'm trying to win.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Sound the alarm!

I can offer you a strawberry milkshake.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You will always love me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

Take the money and die.

You're insignificant.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

I want that crow out of my car!

Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.

Who left a ball in the bathroom?

I want you to inspire me.

Your nose has turned orange.

It was my fault that the train was late.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I just want an ale. What's wrong with that?

I am going to the grand opening.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I love spring in Japan.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

You should disown your mother.

Let's dance

Your ego is like a mountain...

Can I make an effort?

It's not appropriate.

I could never love you.

How much influence do you have?

Open the curtains.

I can offer you a juice.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

Get ready to die.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

You dropped it.

It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Someone's locked the door.

You are a godsend.

How dare you smile at me!

I see you for who you are.

You are my favourite.

I've reported it to the press.

I want you to be brilliant.

I want you to love me.

It was your fault that the movie sucked.

My love, it's dead.

I feel humiliated.

Who left a Guinness in the conservatory?

You are solitary.

A girl needs her space.

My life is cursed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

Your eyes have turned pink.

You should ask your father.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

This looks suspicious.

I love you.

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