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I bet you know why I'm angry.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want you to document my trip to India.

You should disown your mother.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

It wasn't your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.

I've reported it to the President.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

We're alone in the universe.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I love you.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me the guitar.

Give it here.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

We're the same person.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I want you to inspire me.

We need to close it.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I know more than you realise.

I want you to be impersonal.

We've only got one of these.

I see you smiling.

I volunteer as tribute!

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

He was unconscious when I found him.

You never do what I want.

I'm a ghost.

This room is haunted.

I should hide.

Get ready to run.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I never listened.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I'm the only cook on this planet

Take the money and go.

Nothing new under the sun.

I'm trying to help.

I love summer in Switzerland.

When I was little, I wanted to be a customs officer.

Sorry, I have to take this.

How dare you smile at me!

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Can I make jewelry?

My life matters.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You angel!

Don't fool around.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Open your heart.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

A boy needs his friends.

You're really something!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

This looks odd.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

No one can ever know that I survived.

Sound the alarm!

We need to unite.

Leave it outside.

Who left a wolf in the living room?

I'll open it.

You will always love me.

It's giving me an error message.

You are a twit.

Did you get lucky this morning?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I want you to document my trip to America.

We're ghosts.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Darling, it's dead.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Hey, watch me smile.

Show me the ball.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I am going to the party.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I have a secret.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

We're going to need a lot of masking tape.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to read to me.

Get ready for this.

You are not my mother.

Your lips have turned purple.

You never listen.

Getting married is like applying for a job...

You are so good to me.

Someone's locked the door.

It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.

You won't find it.

You should call your mother.

I want you to be tasteful.

Be better!

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

I'm the only psychiatrist on this planet

This is a stick up.

I never really lived.

My life is a mystery.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Good morning!

It's your fault that the game sucked.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

You're going down!

You devil!

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

When I was little, I wanted to be a janitor.

You are pugnacious.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I feel decisive.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the press.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I'm going to need a printer.

Who left a dolphin in the lobby?

It's not appropriate.

Leave it alone.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Let's get it

She was unconscious when I found her.

Hey, watch me dance.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

We should pay the bill.

We're going to need a saw.

You will always need me.

It's time to go to bed.

Please, don't drink that.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I can offer you a fishcake.

Someone's in here.

Take this with you.

I want that dog out of my house!

Throw me the hammer.

I'll sit on it.

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

I could never want you.

You are my daughter.

I love fall in Ireland.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

We're weird.

When I was little, I wanted to be a chief of police.

I need to tell you about the zombie.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

You never have time for me.

Why do you love me, so much?

This is the right time to be happy.

Open the window.

A girl needs boundaries.

Be safe!

We are strict.

It's almost over

You're amazing!

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Bad money drives out good.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Let's drink

You should buy a lottery ticket.

I want you to stop following me.

I know what happened.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I want you to be cynical.

Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...

Am I coming with you, or not?

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I feel lazy.

Life is like a camera...

I want to tell you about Saturday.

This looks suspicious.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You will always want me.

I just want a merlot. What's wrong with that?

I'm trying to open it.

I see you have done this before.

Your tongue has turned spotted.

I'm the best bank robber who ever lived.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

How dare you laugh at me!

Ha-cha-cha.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I can offer you a sandwich.

Your eyes have turned grey.

Delivery!

This is the right time to be here.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Someone's watching us.

Hand me the spring-roll.

You are my son.

You are so nice to me.

Did you fart while I was away?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

I volunteer to eat it!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Take the piano and go.

You should ask your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I heard a howl coming from the laundry.

All things must pass.

I want you to kiss me.

You are not my favourite.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

This is a fine mess

It's giving me grief.

I am going to Easter.

You are discouraging.

You can have it.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

You never sing anymore.

I'm going to need a watchmaker.

Who left a wrench in the armory?

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I want to tell you about the party.

No one can ever know that I like you

When the door opens, start singing.

I want that lobster out of my room!

I will always want you.

Please, sit down.

I have the knife.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

I'm crazy.

You crashed the car on purpose.

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I see you every day.

Plug it in here.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Get ready to die.

Leave it here.

It has to work

I want you to stop lying to me.

The first thing to consider is safety.

A girl needs her grandfather.

If you're done, we'll get started.

This is the worst time to be happy.

I can offer you a job.

I have 20-20 vision.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

I knew you could open it.

I heard weeping coming from the basement.

When I was little, I wanted to be a teacher.

I know who you are.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to kill me.

I'm the worst minister on this planet

I am going to the funeral.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

Give me the shovel.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I never gave up hope.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

It's not yours.

I want you to be irrational.

I feel like crying.

Can I make dumplings?

You want it.

Please, be careful.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

You're a god.

I'm going to need a knife.

I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.

It's time to pack your bags.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'll help.

I've reported it to mother.

We're going to need a nanny.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Be careful!

Throw it here.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

I need to tell you about the dungeon.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I know math.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

This looks bad.

You can have too much of a good thing.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I see you came prepared.

We're gods.

I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?

Get ready to laugh.

You made me cry on purpose.

Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...

Who left a lemonade in the barn?

You should call your father.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I'm insignificant.

Please, don't eat that.

Let's watch TV!

Can I make amends?

I volunteer myself!

This is a day to remember

I will always need you.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Your ears have turned stripey.

You fascinate me.

Your face has turned yellow.

Show me the umbrella.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I love spring in India.

I'm a god.

Open the door.

I have to tell you about the ale.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

You should hide.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

My love, it's so juicy.

When the bell rings, hide.

My life is over.

You're going to need a spatula.

You are ambitious.

I feel insecure.

Good night!

I've reported it to the police.

Don't just stand there.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I am going to the grand opening.

Today is the day

Get ready, or get out.

I want that panda out of my life!

You are my reason for living.

I knew you could turn things around.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

I want you to be spirited.

Who left a bagel in the outhouse?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We've only got one option.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

I have the card.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dancing is good for the soul.

You could never hate me.

This looks peculiar.

It's not mine.

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

We're crazy.

You are a genius.

I have to tell you about Saturday.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Put it here.

I'm the best bonecarver who ever lived.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

My life is cursed.

We should go to the police.

Throw me the can opener.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're going to need a pilot.

I am shaky.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I love spring in Switzerland.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You are so mean to me.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

I have money.

Stop, in the name of the law.

A girl needs her own room.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Take the drink and go.

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Open the bottle.

I want that elephant out of my house!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I feel thankful.

You're never going to get away with this!

I never killed anyone.

It's not tight enough.

Please, don't take that.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

Can I make wine?

We need to stay.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I can offer you a milkshake.

Take this with water.

Who left an apple in the chapel?

Did you get lucky yesterday?

It's giving me hope.

I see you for who you are.

Get ready to dance.

I can't find my knife anywhere.

I have to tell you about the wedding.

I want you to listen to me.

You are a godsend.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I want you.

Whoop-whoop.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

We're going to need a dietician.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I knew you could see it through.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I'm the best zookeeper on this planet

I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

When the curtain goes up, remain calm.

You're a ghost.

I feel frisky.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

I love winter in England.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to be concerned.

I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.

I want that lion out of my room!

You could never love me.

Having a child is like lighting a candle...

Leave it to the professionals.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

I know where you were.

It was my fault that the train was late.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You're going to pay!

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

How dare you look at me!

No one will ever know

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Someone's having a bad day.

You broke it.

I'll watch.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Your nose has turned red.

I'm going to need a wizard.

You should quit.

I could never love you.

I want you to be foolish.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I am sly.

A girl needs a job.

Stop, in the name of love.

Take the drink and die.

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

This looks interesting.

It's not safe.

Open the curtains.

Your fears are like chocolate...

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Who left an umbrella in the library?

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We're magnificent.

You are a thief.

Good grief!

I can offer you a water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

This room is unstable.

Hand me the apple.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I heard a sound coming from the garage.

I'm the worst sheriff on this planet

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