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I want that chipmunk out of my house!

I can offer you a good price.

We are well-rounded.

I want you to read to me.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

We need to order pizza.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

My love, it's delicious.

Leave it until morning.

When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.

You never stop to think.

I want you to be questioning.

You're going to need a winemaker.

I can't find my whale anywhere.

I volunteer myself!

I want you to stop lying to me.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Just try not to cry

Please, sit down.

Let's get it

Okay. Just follow my lead.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

We're crazy.

Be careful!

This is a stick up.

I never listened.

You should ask your father.

You are an artist.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

You angel!

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Can I make a pie?

Don't wait to be asked.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

Cooking is all I can manage now.

Did you get lucky last night?

We're going to need a shovel.

We're the same person.

It's not the right size.

I knew you could live like this.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I have the time.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Take the money and go.

This looks great.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Throw it here.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You burned it on purpose.

He was unconscious when I found him.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You are so good to me.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I know what happened.

I need to tell you about the party.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

Patience is a virtue

I want you to cook for me.

You're a ghost.

I've reported it to the press.

I see you have done this before.

You need it.

I will always love you.

It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I want you to be freethinking.

You're never going to get away with this!

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I have needs.

Delivery!

I'm trying to leave.

We've only got one life.

I love summer in Germany.

We're gods.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

Don't upset your mother, not now.

Let's dance

I'm the worst silversmith who ever lived.

You should hide.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

You should listen to your father.

We need to break up.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Stop, in the name of the law.

Get ready to die.

I am going to the wedding.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Someone's watching us.

Good grief!

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

It's not in.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I want that goat out of my house!

This looks peculiar.

This is a fine ship

Why do you hate me, so much?

Am I under arrest, or not?

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

We are deep.

I feel secretive.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Open sesame.

I never wanted this.

It was my fault that the plane was late.

Take this with water.

Who left a knife in the laundry?

Handsome is as handsome does.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?

When the lights go out, remain calm.

My love, it's so shiny.

I'm a ghost.

You're crazy!

You will always love me.

You made me cry on purpose.

We're going to need a can opener.

This room is shrinking.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You are so kind to me.

I love autumn in China.

I can offer you a muffin.

Don't upset your father, not now.

You are my reason for living.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want to tell you about Easter.

I see you every day.

I'm weird.

You lost it.

You devil!

When I was little, I wanted to be a lawyer.

I know the future.

I'm the only sleuth on this planet

I have the card.

Good luck!

You never have time for me.

I want you to be energetic.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Can I make a puppet?

I want that fish out of my car!

Stop, in the name of love.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I am going to Christmas.

Someone's in here.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Did you fart just now?

It's your fault that the crops died.

I'll help.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Please, stop doing that.

We are flamboyant.

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

You should write to your mother.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

It's not open.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I have powers.

You are a godsend.

It's time to make lunch.

Leave it alone.

I see you know what to do.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Don't fool around.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Hey, watch me move.

I never gave up hope.

How much money do you have?

Open the door.

I can offer you a mojito.

Give it here.

I should quit.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

We need to fight.

It's giving me an error message.

Be yourself!

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

It's your fault that we ran out of money.

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I have the scroll.

I want that fox out of my life!

I'm going to need a hunter.

I love spring in France.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Get ready to laugh.

I volunteer to eat it!

Good night!

You are not my mother.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I heard laughter coming from the dining room.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I want you to stop me.

I know who you are.

Take the piano and go.

Your eyes have turned black.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I am painstaking.

Sound the alarm!

Let's watch TV!

It's not alive.

I want you to be courageous.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Someone's locked the door.

You are a thief.

We need to unite.

You're alone in the universe.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

I have time.

I'm the best knight on this planet

A boy needs discipline.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's time to go.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

I hate you.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I want to tell you about the dwarf.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Be better!

This room is bugged.

I want to tell you about Friday.

This looks interesting.

It's giving me hope.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I love winter in Brazil.

You should call your mother.

Alright, who left a candy-bar in the kitchen?

Why do you love me, so much?

My life means nothing.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I can't find my puppy anywhere.

You never smile.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Take this for luck.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Good morning!

I feel confident.

You are so mean to me.

We're ghosts.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

Hey, watch me dance.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You love me.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

We are crude.

No one can ever know what we did.

It's not safe.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guard.

Fears are like marshmallows...

We're going to need a detective.

Show me the chair.

I should think about this.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

You are my only hope.

Be safe!

It's time to brush your teeth.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Don't just stand there.

I want you to document my trip to France.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

This looks edible.

I'm a god.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

When the curtain goes up, start singing.

A girl needs her father.

I volunteer as tribute!

Okay. Just do what I do.

Can I make kimchi?

I'm insignificant.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I have to tell you about the party.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I want you to stop smelling me.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

I want to tell you about the guest room.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want that seal out of my room!

I heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

Who left a guitar in the wine cellar?

No one can ever know that I was here.

Please, remain silent.

You are so nice to me.

My life is a mystery.

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

I can offer you a job.

Maybe no one will notice

Darling, it's so shiny.

Fears are like chocolate...

I love autumn in Australia.

I want you to be delicate.

Take this with you.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Give me the carrot.

We need to make out.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I'm going to need a swimmer.

You broke it.

Your opinion is like a multi-choice quiz...

Laughing is good for the soul.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Leave it to the professionals.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I want you to stop following me.

Someone's listening.

Okay, who left a dog in the bedroom?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Take the drink and die.

Can I make an impression?

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I never hurt anybody.

Put it here.

We're alone in the universe.

I feel strong.

Time will tell.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Did you get lucky today?

I want you to look at me.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I can't find my raccoon anywhere.

I see you for who you are.

I will always despise you.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

We are honest.

My life is over.

You are not my conscience.

All's well that ends well

A girl needs her mother.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I want that horse out of my room!

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

This is the right time to be amused.

You never call me.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I know what to do.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You want it.

This looks nice.

I'm the worst yodeler who ever lived.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.

I heard a voice coming from the chapel.

I knew you could open it.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I want you to marry me.

No one can ever know the truth.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

You monster!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hydra.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Getting married is like doing the dishes...

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Open your heart.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

We're insignificant.

Fear is like a picnic in the park...

Let's go

I could never need you.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Please, don't drink that.

Leave it outside.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

I'm going to need a saw.

Someone's coming this way.

This looks familiar.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Leave it here.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

Throw me the wrench.

It's time to pack your bags.

This room is unstable.

You never sing anymore.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

This is a day to remember

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I want you to be weak.

We need to eat.

Your fears are like marshmallows...

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Did you fart last night?

I want you to inspire me.

You broke the vase on purpose.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You're a god.

Please, stay where you are.

I have to tell you about the phoenix.

I love summer in Switzerland.

We're special.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You're going to pay!

I heard laughter coming from the barn.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Darling, it's alive.

I know more than you realise.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Who left a chocolate milk in the garage?

I have the need, the need for speed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a hobgoblin.

This is the right time to be here.

It's giving me grief.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You're going to need an antique dealer.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Get ready, or get out.

I'm going to need a fork.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

A boy needs his grandmother.

I feel cowardly.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

This looks wrong.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I am going to Easter.

I can offer you a water.

I want you.

How dare you look at me!

I want you to join me on my trip to India.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

No one can ever know that I like you

Your tongue has turned grey.

I want you to be effeminate.

It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want that seagull out of my room!

You're amazing!

I love winter in Australia.

I see you let yourself in.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I have 20-20 vision.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?

Your cheeks have turned purple.

We're going to need a lot of food.

I know where you were.

We're cursed.

Throw me the hot dog.

You never say what you're thinking.

It's not mine.

I've reported it to the President.

I have the knife.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You are the best person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

I am going to the grand opening.

I want that octopus out of my car!

My life is cursed.

Dreams are like chocolate...

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