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Today is the day
A girl needs discipline.
We're the same person.
I'm a ghost.
My love, it's dead.
I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.
I want you to read to me.
I feel dirty.
I want you to stop tricking me.
You love me.
This is a day to remember
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
Hand me the fork.
Reading is good for the soul.
Your nose has turned orange.
I'll listen.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're lucky.
This is the right time to be here.
Stop, in the name of love.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Can I make jelly?
It was my fault that the plane was late.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I love fall in Canada.
I'm going to need a spatula.
You won't find it.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I volunteer to go!
I never hurt anybody.
How dare you look at me!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You are so mean to me.
Life is like a violin...
Please, be careful.
I'm trying to understand.
Good grief!
I could never want you.
Who left a hammer in the control room?
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Open your heart.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Get ready, or get out.
Leave it to the professionals.
This room is unstable.
We should vote.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I am well-rounded.
I want you to be decent.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It's giving me a headache.
It's not heavy.
Someone's watching us.
Grief divided is made lighter.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I knew you could fix it.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Take this and pray.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to clean up after me.
Sound the alarm!
I have a secret.
I'll keep guard.
A boy needs his space.
It's time to pack your bags.
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Let's dance
You never smile.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
I want you to stop looking at me.
Take the piano and leave.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You are my father.
Good luck!
You devil!
My life matters.
Don't get too close.
You are a hero.
Dating is like writing a job application...
We need to go.
You are so kind to me.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Please, stop smoking.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the bedroom.
You're a god.
I have the scroll.
My love, it's beautiful.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I never killed anyone.
It was your fault that we ran out of milk.
Delivery!
I can offer you a good price.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
We're weird.
This room is shrinking.
I need to tell you about the rum and coke.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
Okay, who left a fork in the barn?
Hey, watch me leave.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Hand me the slice of pizza.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
Leave it until morning.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
We've only got one hope.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I love spring in Germany.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
I know where you were.
I should quit.
Dare to dream
A boy needs discipline.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Be yourself!
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Good morning!
This looks wrong.
I want you to stop me.
You never listen.
I feel suspicious.
You know it.
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to be demanding.
I volunteer myself!
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Open sesame.
I'm a god.
I'm insignificant.
You are so nice to me.
How dare you smile at me!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I can offer you a Jim Beam.
I see you every day.
I never really lived.
You are my everything.
I'm the worst magistrate on this planet
Can I make amends?
It's not easy.
Am I dead, or not?
We're gods.
You burned it on purpose.
I despise you.
Open it here.
My life is over.
When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.
I have time.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I know who you are.
You fascinate me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Don't upset your father, not now.
I'm going to need a scientist.
I've reported it to the police.
A boy needs his father.
We need to make out.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Let's play
We've only got one life.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You're insignificant.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
It's time to go to bed.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
This room is bugged.
Darling, it's alive.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
You angel!
I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You're coming with me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
I want that duck out of my house!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
We're going to need a shovel.
Your nose has turned black.
Put it here.
You are nonchalant.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
Please, don't move.
Show me the hammer.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
It's now or never
I never loved you.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You will always want me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I want you to be rational.
My life is cursed.
I want you to stop loving me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
This is a fine mess
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
Someone's having a bad day.
I see you smiling.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You never call me.
Be better!
I want you to betray me.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I know the future.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
We're going to need a mobster.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I've reported it to mother.
We're cursed.
Can I make a deal?
I love summer in India.
You should listen to your mother.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Who left a crow in the basement?
I need to tell you about the hobgoblin.
I'm the only guard on this planet
Leave it outside.
No one can ever know the truth.
I am going to Easter.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'll open it.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Throw me the slice of pizza.
I can offer you a cappuccino.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
You found it.
I want that ant out of my life!
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Why do you love me, so much?
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This looks interesting.
I have the time.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Patience is a virtue
I want you to stop blaming me.
I will always hate you.
Let's get it
Get ready to run.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer.
You are a poet.
Did you eat while I was away?
You should think about this.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Drop it here.
Dammit, who left a knife in the closet?
Can I make medicine?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want you to be incorruptible.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I love spring in Canada.
This room is haunted.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You're a ghost.
I have money.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I knew you could turn things around.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
You're crazy!
You're going to need a fortune-teller.
I never listened.
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I can offer you a water.
You want it.
I am eloquent.
You are my reason for living.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
I volunteer as tribute!
It's not mine.
It's giving me hope.
This is the right time to be angry.
Show no mercy
The first thing to consider is safety.
Be safe!
Why do you hate me, so much?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You never take me seriously.
Take the piano and go.
My life is a mystery.
You're special.
I want you to listen to me.
You're going to need a spoon.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I am going to the party.
Let's watch TV!
A boy needs his own room.
You made me cry on purpose.
You should protect your mother.
Leave it alone.
You monster!
I have faith.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
Take this with water.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Don't ask any questions.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Did you get lucky just now?
You are a godsend.
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Whatever happens, don't panic
You are irritated.
The truth will out.
Give me the sandwich.
Please, look at me.
I want that tortoise out of my room!
I love autumn in India.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
I want you to be tasteful.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Who left an icecream in the waiting room?
It's time to go.
I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
We're going to need an ambassador.
You are so good to me.
I could never love you.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Darling, it's so juicy.
I've reported it to the President.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You're really something!
I have to tell you about the ogre.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Take the drink and go.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
Get ready to dance.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
This looks bad.
I can offer you a coffee.
Someone's locked the door.
You need me.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
You are not my mother.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Don't just stand there.
I can't find my dinosaur anywhere.
You dropped it.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
I want that bird out of my life!
We need to open it.
Can I make soup?
Courage is like a violin...
I love spring in England.
I want you to kill me.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
Please, listen to me.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You're amazing!
Okay, who left a saw in the classroom?
A girl needs boundaries.
I'll watch.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're cursed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I have to tell you about the corridor.
I feel excited.
I want you to be pure.
Give me the fork.
It's going to be okay
You crashed the car on purpose.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You will always hate me.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
Take this for luck.
This is the right time to be happy.
I have powers.
You are not my daughter.
I can offer you a fishcake.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
This looks suspicious.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Hey, watch me smile.
It's not for sale.
This is a stick up.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I'm the best yak herder who ever lived.
A boy needs money.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Show me the umbrella.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Okay. Just do what I do.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Give it here.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm weird.
My life means nothing.
You never have time for me.
Eating is all I can manage now.
Your nose has turned yellow.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'll get it.
I want that tiger out of my car!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Don't fool around.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Ha-cha-cha.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I'm going to need an entertainer.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I see you let yourself in.
I know what to do.
I'm the only flight attendant who ever lived.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I feel ashamed.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I'm trying to win.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
A dog is a man's best friend.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I can't find my seal anywhere.
You're going to need a spatula.
I am going to the wedding.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We are fatigued.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cosmonaut.
I knew you could survive.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I want you to be frightened.
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
A boy needs his mother.
We've only got one chance.
This is crazy
You should disown your mother.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
I have the will.
I have lost the will to live.
I want you to marry me.
You're going to need a can opener.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
We're crazy.
I feel frustrated.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I love summer in America.
I see you know what to do.
Get ready for this.
I can offer you an apple.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You could never need me.
I want you to document my trip to England.
When the curtain goes up, start singing.
Throw me the banana.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Can I make popcorn?
Who left a pony in the walk-in freezer?
Your cheeks have turned brown.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I'm going to need a spin doctor.
We're ghosts.
Dreams are like chocolate...
It's giving me grief.
I'll be here, if you need me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
This is a fine ship
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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