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Take the money and die.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You're going to need a lot of paint.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
He was unconscious when I found him.
We're the same person.
This is a day to remember
You are a poet.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to stop loving me.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
I've reported it to the police.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You devil!
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the well.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
It's not for sale.
Delivery!
I can offer you a good price.
I feel ordinary.
You are my father.
I'm lucky.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
I'm going to need a court jester.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I love winter in Japan.
Dammit, who left a wrench in the kitchen?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Give me the umbrella.
Good luck!
Your tongue has turned red.
We need to order pizza.
You should ask your father.
You are so nice to me.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I am amazed.
This room is bugged.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I know where you were.
I never wanted this.
You made me cry on purpose.
Don't fool around.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Be yourself!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
I want you to be surprised.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
Leave it to the professionals.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You will always hate me.
Why do you love me, so much?
We're ghosts.
Someone's listening.
I have time.
I want that dolphin out of my house!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have the gun.
I'm the worst composer who ever lived.
This looks suspicious.
Let's dance
Get ready, or get out.
You want it.
Open the bottle.
I've reported it to mother.
I volunteer as tribute!
A boy needs his grandfather.
Take the drink and go.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I heard a voice coming from the armory.
I despise you.
Your nose has turned black.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are a genius.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
You're weird.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Who left a rabbit in the barn?
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
Open it here.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Take this with water.
It's time to go to bed.
It's your fault that the train was late.
I can offer you a kebab.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
It's not yours.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You are my inspiration.
I feel liberated.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're going to need a lot of luck.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I'm trying to leave.
We're gods.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I never wanted to die.
When the party starts, start crying.
Please, stop shouting.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I'm the worst locksmith on this planet
We should pay the bill.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I heard weeping coming from the kitchen.
I have money.
We've only got one option.
Get ready to laugh.
Patience is a virtue
Good grief!
I want you to be unappreciative.
You never listen.
I am going to the wedding.
My life means nothing.
Throw me the ball.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm a ghost.
I am artful.
I love spring in Antarctica.
You are a twit.
I can offer you a bagel.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I've reported it to the press.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want you to kiss me.
This looks interesting.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Throw it here.
A boy needs confidence.
We're going to need a private detective.
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
I want that octopus out of my house!
I want to tell you about the carrot.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Your eyes have turned white.
Your face has turned grey.
I can't find my piña colada anywhere.
You should vote.
You're under arrest!
It's not going to fit.
Ha-cha-cha.
The first thing to consider is safety.
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
I need you.
Can I make a cake?
It wasn't your fault that the label came off.
We're lucky.
When the party starts, hide.
Please, lie down.
Who left a chair in the armory?
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You are not my father.
Sound the alarm!
Take this for luck.
I want you to be faithless.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I never really lived.
How dare you smile at me!
You angel!
You never smile.
We've only got one of these.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
You crashed the car on purpose.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
I heard a sound coming from the cell.
It's time to pack your bags.
I know what to do.
I have the time.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Fears are like marshmallows...
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to hold me.
This looks familiar.
We need to open it.
You are my mother.
You're going to need a saw.
I'm a god.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
I want that wolf out of my house!
A girl needs her father.
I've reported it to the President.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I feel like crying.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Take the piano and leave.
This is a fine mess
My life is cursed.
It's not appropriate.
You're no good.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
We are fawning.
Who left a doll in the outhouse?
No one will ever know
You are not my son.
Please, give up while you can.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
Am I coming with you, or not?
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I'll open it.
You know it.
I see you every day.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I have powers.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I'm the greatest senator on this planet
Throw me the skateboard.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
You are a godsend.
I can offer you a burger.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
Hey, watch me move.
Your lips have turned black.
We need to stop.
I love winter in Canada.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I want you to clean up after me.
Someone's watching us.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
You should think about this.
I know the future.
Don't wait to be asked.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We're going to need a busker.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
They know it was me
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.
Reading is good for the soul.
It was my fault that we ran out of milk.
I can offer you a job.
Can I make pizza?
I've reported it to Interpol.
You are my daughter.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Plug it in here.
We're magnificent.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
It's not easy.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I want that porcupine out of my room!
Leave it alone.
I'm trying to save you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
I want you to be hard working.
I see you smiling.
You dropped it.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
I want you to stop believing in me.
We've only got one chance.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Who left a saw in the wardrobe?
You're a ghost.
You love me.
I should vote.
Hand me the ukulele.
When I was little, I wanted to be a minotaur.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Freedom is like a violin...
This looks nice.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
Your cheeks have turned white.
It's almost over
A boy needs money.
I'm the greatest cheesemaker on this planet
Good morning!
Let's play
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
This is the worst time to be amused.
You're going to need a make-up artist.
Can I make music?
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
It wasn't your fault that the cat died.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm cursed.
We need to make better decisions.
I never listened.
You are my reason for living.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You're crazy!
Darling, it's dead.
I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
I want you to be moralistic.
When the door opens, make a run for it.
I want that turtle out of my car!
I feel odd.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I'm trying to care.
Get ready to run.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's not dead.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I'll listen.
Leave it outside.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
We're going to need a diver.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
This looks peculiar.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
Can I make a mess?
I'm the best percussionist on this planet
I'm going to need a shovel.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
Getting married is like making a cake...
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Your face has turned black.
You are so mean to me.
Take this and pray.
Someone's in here.
Take the drink and die.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
Let's watch TV!
Give me the fork.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I want you to stop following me.
Did you get lucky just now?
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Your eyes have turned stripey.
Open sesame.
You are not my conscience.
I want to tell you about the hot dog.
We are enigmatic.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
I see you came prepared.
I heard laughter coming from the walk-in freezer.
I love summer in Ireland.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
I can offer you a cracker.
I can't find my short black anywhere.
I want you to be rowdy.
I should hide.
We need to eat.
It's not in.
I am going to the party.
I have the card.
Leave it here.
I have to tell you about Thursday.
I want that crocodile out of my room!
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
Good night!
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
A boy needs his mother.
I knew you could see it through.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
This is crazy
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Take the money and go.
Don't just stand there.
Dammit, who left a kite in the studio?
I want you to inspire me.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Gardening is all I can manage now.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I have 20-20 vision.
You're going to pay!
My love, it's so expensive.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
My life is over.
This room is unstable.
How dare you look at me!
You could never fascinate me.
You are an inspiration.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
I can offer you a sandwich.
It was my fault that the play sucked.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I see you let yourself in.
No one can ever know that I survived.
Someone's locked the door.
I'll help.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
I am going to Easter.
I want that chipmunk out of my house!
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
You are transparent.
I have the letter.
We need to make a plan.
You need it.
I volunteer to eat it!
Please, wait here.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Less is more.
We're going to need a fork.
I want you to be flamboyant.
Can I make up a story?
Open the window.
It's time to make lunch.
I'm the only florist on this planet
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know how we did it.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
I can't find my muffin anywhere.
Your lips have turned purple.
I know math.
This is the right time to be alone.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I love winter in Germany.
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
When I was little, I wanted to be a paramedic.
Take the drink and leave.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I can offer you a celery stick.
You should protect your mother.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Darling, it's so juicy.
You're a god.
It's not open.
You're going to need a messenger.
I need to tell you about the party.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to document my trip to England.
I have to tell you about the cell.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Throw me the hammer.
Did you fart yesterday?
Who left a puppy in the cloakroom?
Winners don't quit
I'm the best magician on this planet
You never call me.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
I want you to be stoic.
You want me.
I have needs.
I'll keep guard.
You are so good to me.
Don't get too close.
You are my sunshine.
Take this with you.
It's your fault that the cat died.
I know more than you realise.
This is the right time to be here.
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
This looks great.
I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one life.
I heard weeping coming from the attic.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
It's giving me hope.
I can offer you a cocktail.
I am romantic.
I could never love you.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I never hurt anybody.
I want that horse out of my room!
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
It's time to brush your teeth.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
I have a secret.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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