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Gardening is good for the soul.

You're coming with me!

Patience is a virtue

Why do you love me, so much?

Take the drink and die.

I love fall in Antarctica.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I'm the best model on this planet

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Good grief!

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Please, give up while you can.

I'm alone in the universe.

My love, it's so shiny.

No one can ever know what we did.

I never hurt anybody.

This looks interesting.

I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.

You are a twit.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

You never sing anymore.

We've only got one chance.

My life matters.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

I can offer you a job.

You need me.

Leave it here.

I hate you.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I want you to be touchy.

Put it here.

You're a ghost.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Take this with you.

I want you to stop following me.

You're going to need an exterminator.

I've reported it to the President.

Did you eat yesterday?

You want it.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Your eyes have turned orange.

Dating is like applying for a job...

I'm going to need a wrench.

It's giving me a headache.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Open your heart.

I can offer you a lemonade.

I know where you were.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

You are so mean to me.

We're ghosts.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I volunteer to go!

Show me the guitar.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

This room is unstable.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Get ready to laugh.

No one can ever know that I was here.

A boy needs love.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We're magnificent.

I want to tell you about Thursday.

You should make peace with your mother.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm the greatest archaeologist on this planet

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Who left a hippopotamus in the corridor?

Your tongue has turned spotted.

This looks wrong.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I have faith.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

I am going to the grand opening.

It's not ready.

I feel hesitant.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I could never want you.

I'm a god.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

I have the letter.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Just breathe

Leave it outside.

Please, wait here.

You are an inspiration.

I want you to inspire me.

You found it.

Reading is good for the soul.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

Be safe!

Don't upset your sister, not now.

How dare you look at me!

My life is a mystery.

I love winter in France.

You are my reason for living.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

You're going down!

You crashed the car on purpose.

You never do what I want.

I volunteer to eat it!

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Can I make a cake?

Someone's watching us.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

I want that cat out of my house!

I knew you could see it through.

We're gods.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I can't find my apple juice anywhere.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I want you to be rustic.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I know more than you realise.

I'll get it.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shepherd.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?

Let's watch the game

I have needs.

This looks suspicious.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

A girl needs her friends.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

You're a god.

It's time to make lunch.

It's not easy.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Darling, it's dead.

We've only got one option.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You should listen to your father.

You are so good to me.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Throw me the ball.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

Finding a job is like doing the shopping...

Good night!

You broke it.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

This is a stick up.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I am clean.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Jack of all trades, master of none.

I want you to hold me.

I've reported it to the press.

You monster!

Maybe no one will notice

You are a handsome devil.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I want you to stop blaming me.

Did you fart just now?

We need to eat.

We should ask for more money.

If you don't want it, put it back.

When I was little, I wanted to be a jockey.

Your ears have turned green.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

We're special.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You burned it on purpose.

Can I make trouble?

I can offer you a coffee.

I never loved you.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

This is the worst time to be happy.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

It's not tight enough.

I'm the worst paleontologist on this planet

You are so kind to me.

I'm a ghost.

I know what to do.

Someone's locked the door.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

I want you to be grand.

It's time to brush your teeth.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You should write to your mother.

Hand me the teddy bear.

My love, it's alive.

I see you have done this before.

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

A girl needs her father.

We need to stay.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Get ready, or get out.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I want you to cook for me.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

You're really something!

Who left a merlot in the barn?

Let's dance

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You devil!

Don't ask any questions.

I should pay the bill.

This looks bad.

Falling in love is like writing a memo...

You're going to need a shovel.

I want that seal out of my car!

Life is like a piano...

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Take the piano and leave.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can't find my car anywhere.

Open the window.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

It was my fault that the wig came off.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

She was unconscious when I found her.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Please, come in.

A boy needs a job.

We're alone in the universe.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Hey, watch me move.

I have 20-20 vision.

This room is bugged.

Your face has turned stripey.

I never killed anyone.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I see you every day.

Someone's coming this way.

My life means nothing.

We've only got one hope.

It's your fault that the crops died.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

It's giving me grief.

I know what happened.

I want that spider out of my house!

Your lips have turned black.

I can offer you a pickle.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You're amazing!

I want you to marry me.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I feel decadent.

My love, it's delicious.

Whoop-whoop.

Please, stop laughing.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

Give me the hammer.

Sound the alarm!

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I want you to be educated.

Show no mercy

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Who left a spoon in the garage?

I can't find my beer anywhere.

I want to tell you about the the fort.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You will always need me.

I heard a voice coming from the cloakroom.

This is a fine mess

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Take this with water.

We're the same person.

Let's eat

I love winter in Antarctica.

We need to open it.

I volunteer myself!

You never stop to think.

You're going to need a fork.

I am going to the wedding.

Did you get lucky today?

I'm the best saxophonist on this planet

I never wanted to die.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

I want you to kiss me.

Leave it to the professionals.

Running for office is like opening a gift...

I know math.

Hey, watch me dance.

Am I dead, or not?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Can I make it up?

Be yourself!

Please, look at me.

It's not mine.

Get ready for this.

We're going to need a lot of sand.

I see you are thinking.

This room is shrinking.

Give me the saw.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You're going to need a politician.

I want that crocodile out of my car!

I feel annoyed.

I have the poem.

I have powers.

This looks familiar.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

Darling, it's so expensive.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

I'll help.

When the bell rings, start singing.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

Who left a hammer in the laundry?

I'm trying to open it.

Take the drink and go.

You never say what you're thinking.

I can offer you an apple.

I am going to Christmas.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

Did you eat this morning?

Delivery!

We are lovable.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I just want a chicken wing. What's wrong with that?

I despise you.

This is a day to remember

You are my father.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I want you to read to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

No one can ever know the truth.

Leave it alone.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

I should hide.

Can I make peace?

You are an idiot.

I have to tell you about the guest room.

When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.

Hey, watch me leave.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

I have money.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I want that duck out of my life!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I'm going to need a spatula.

We need to unite.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You should listen to your mother.

Your eyes have turned green.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It wasn't my fault that the crops died.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Hand me the wrench.

It's now or never

My love, it's beautiful.

You're lucky.

I can offer you a Gatorade.

I feel extraordinary.

You made me cry on purpose.

I will always hate you.

I love summer in Brazil.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

Good luck!

Take the piano and die.

You're going to need a shoemaker.

Alright, who left a beer in the basement?

Please, stop shouting.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Get ready to run.

Reality is like a mountain...

This looks edible.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Share and share alike.

This is a fine ship

Open the door.

I'm the only lifeguard who ever lived.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I never wanted this.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I want that snake out of my car!

Don't upset your father, not now.

Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...

It's not going to fit.

A girl needs a job.

When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.

I can't find my 7-up anywhere.

Leave it until morning.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Who left a spoon in the cloakroom?

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

Take the money and go.

Your eyes have turned blue.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Drop it here.

You are an artist.

You are my only hope.

Can I make it work?

I'm the worst guru who ever lived.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want to tell you about Friday.

It's giving me an error message.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

I want you to be arbitrary.

I love fall in Germany.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I'm going to need a saw.

It's your fault that Dad fell down the hole.

Hand me the carrot.

You're going to need a cook.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

We've only got one of these.

I can offer you a beer.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

Someone's having a bad day.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

When the door opens, hide.

How dare you laugh at me!

It wasn't your fault that the cat died.

This is crazy

I want you to stop looking at me.

Appearances can be deceptive.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I feel impulsive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

Can I make it through?

Your tongue has turned grey.

I need to tell you about the mutant.

I want you to document my trip to India.

I am going to the funeral.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I could never hate you.

We are subtle.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Stop, in the name of love.

I've reported it to mother.

My life is over.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.

I'm magnificent.

You should call your mother.

I'm trying to care.

I'll wait here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a god.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I'm the best chauffeur on this planet

I want that bunny out of my room!

We should start a business.

I can't find my shark anywhere.

It's time to go to bed.

Take this for luck.

Give me the guitar.

Your tongue has turned purple.

Can I make lunch?

You are my inspiration.

A girl needs her grandmother.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I need to tell you about the juggler.

I see you for who you are.

You are not my mother.

You can't have it.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I can offer you a tropical juice.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I want you to betray me.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I want you to be optimistic.

I am closed off.

You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I love winter in China.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I heard laughter coming from the pantry.

We need to make a plan.

You could never want me.

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