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You want it.

I volunteer to eat it!

Don't get too close.

I'll get it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

My life matters.

Throw it here.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You're cursed.

You're coming with me!

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I've reported it to the police.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Hey, watch me smile.

We need to stay.

I love fall in Brazil.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Good luck!

I never wanted this.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You angel!

No one can ever know that I can sing.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You are so mean to me.

We're going to need a beggar.

It's not going to fit.

We're ghosts.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

This is crazy

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Why do you love me, so much?

Give me the doll.

This is a day to remember

You're going to need a hammer.

Can I make a yurt?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You could never hate me.

This looks peculiar.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I can offer you a job.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I feel impulsive.

I want you to be hardworking.

I want that shark out of my life!

It's time to pack your bags.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

I have time.

Romance is like a mountain...

I'm the best goldsmith on this planet

Take the piano and die.

Let's watch the game

Delivery!

You're weird.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I never killed anyone.

You're a ghost.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Leave it until morning.

Someone's coming this way.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I volunteer as tribute!

Don't wait to be asked.

I heard a howl coming from the armory.

I knew you could survive.

We've only got one hope.

We need to make better decisions.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

My life is cursed.

You're going down!

A girl needs her grandmother.

I am going to the wedding.

Please, wait here.

Can I make it through?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

I love winter in India.

Take this with you.

I know math.

It was your fault that we ran out of bread.

We're the same person.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I will always want you.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

I have the time.

I want you to help me.

Your face has turned purple.

It's not mine.

We are expedient.

You are so good to me.

Buying a house is like doing the shopping...

Drop it here.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want you to stop believing in me.

This is the right time to be amused.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I never loved you.

Let's drink

This room is haunted.

Good morning!

I'm the worst magistrate who ever lived.

Take the money and leave.

Who left a teddy bear in the attic?

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I have needs.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I've reported it to the President.

Romance is like a river...

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a lot of help.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

I feel angry.

Can I make history?

You made me cry on purpose.

I heard laughter coming from the armory.

You should call your father.

I can offer you a good price.

I can offer you an apple.

Sound the alarm!

Be yourself!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You never say what you're thinking.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I'll be here, if you need me.

This looks nice.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

Please, stop smoking.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I can't find my strawberry milkshake anywhere.

I have the knife.

Stop, in the name of love.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you.

Fears are like marshmallows...

I'm going to need a dictator.

Leave it to the professionals.

I love spring in Spain.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

You're going to need a shovel.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

We need to open it.

It's not the right size.

I want that fly out of my life!

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You're going to pay!

I'm lucky.

I need to tell you about Monday.

How dare you laugh at me!

Why do you tease me, so much?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Let's get it

I want you to clean up after me.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I'm the greatest researcher on this planet

They know it was me

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We should quit.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

You are so kind to me.

Open the bottle.

My life is over.

Romance is like a spring day...

Okay. Just do what I do.

Throw me the skateboard.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I'm trying to win.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Someone's in here.

No one can ever know the truth.

A girl needs her own room.

Please, give me that.

Alright, who left a knife in the bathroom?

I see you smiling.

You are my love.

I'll watch.

We're gods.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

We're going to need a chef.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You are a genius.

We're going to need a can opener.

If you're done, we'll get started.

It's time to go.

This looks familiar.

Get ready to laugh.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I can't find my whale anywhere.

I will always despise you.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I have a secret.

I can offer you a bratwurst.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

We've only got one chance.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

Let's eat

Darling, it's so expensive.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

I'm insignificant.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

Take the drink and die.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

It's your fault that the lights went out.

I know what happened.

I want you to be solitary.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

You monster!

The first thing to consider is safety.

This is a stick up.

When the party starts, remain calm.

You will always fascinate me.

You won't find it.

I want that moose out of my car!

I'm the worst cheesemaker who ever lived.

Open the window.

I love autumn in America.

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

Who left a lemonade in the library?

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

Am I dead, or not?

Give me the fork.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

You are an idiot.

I'm trying to believe you.

We're going to need a nurse.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Put it here.

We're going to need a hammer.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I volunteer to go!

Winners don't quit

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

We need to fight.

You are tearful.

You're crazy!

You are my inspiration.

We've only got one life.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I never felt so alone.

Good night!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I bet you know why I'm here.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You never sing anymore.

It's not yours.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You should ask for more money.

You should find your mother.

I am going to Christmas.

This room is shrinking.

I will always need you.

This looks wrong.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

Hey, watch me move.

I'm cursed.

I want to tell you about the apple.

I'm the worst chief of police on this planet

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I heard a sound coming from the wine cellar.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

You need it.

I want you to cook for me.

I can't find my fishcake anywhere.

Let's play

Don't just stand there.

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I've reported it to mother.

It's time to go to bed.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Get ready for this.

He was unconscious when I found him.

When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.

Leave it alone.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I love winter in Australia.

I know who you are.

Throw me the burger.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

You are not my type.

I want you to be patriotic.

I'm a god.

I feel doubtful.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

My life is a mystery.

Leave it here.

Eating is good for the soul.

You are a liar.

You should start a business.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Your ears have turned yellow.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

We're going to need a saw.

I am going to the funeral.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

Can I make art?

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

Did you get lucky today?

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...

I knew you could fix it.

It's giving me a headache.

This looks edible.

It's not heavy.

Let's watch TV!

I want you to stop blaming me.

We are physical.

I need to tell you about the candy-bar.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

I have powers.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

We're alone in the universe.

Please, be careful.

Show me the hot dog.

You should call your mother.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

It was my fault that the plane was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

When the party starts, start singing.

You broke it.

I want that bee out of my car!

Get ready to die.

I volunteer myself!

You will always want me.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

I see you have done this before.

Whoop-whoop.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

I just want a house. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the crops died.

I can't find my kite anywhere.

I'm going to need a zookeeper.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I feel rejected.

You broke the vase on purpose.

When I was little, I wanted to be a factory worker.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

We've only got one option.

I love fall in India.

Be better!

Can I make it count?

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

It's not alive.

Just try not to cry

I'm special.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

How dare you smile at me!

Please, look at me.

You're never going to get away with this!

It's giving me hope.

Take the drink and leave.

A boy needs his father.

You are a handsome devil.

I see you know what to do.

I want you to listen to me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Take this and pray.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You are interested.

I'm a ghost.

I heard a sound coming from the living room.

I want you to be principled.

You're going to need a fork.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

How much money do you have?

Alright, who left a Coke in the basement?

Good grief!

Success is like a bar of soap...

I'll sit on it.

You're going to need an astronaut.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I need you.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I'm weird.

You burned it on purpose.

I knew you could live like this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Take the piano and go.

I love winter in Canada.

It wasn't my fault that the cat died.

You should listen to your mother.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Darling, it's alive.

Don't fool around.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about the mutant.

A girl needs boundaries.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

You are a twit.

Did you fart just now?

I have 20-20 vision.

Please, stop laughing.

Take this with water.

Get ready to run.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I'm the best poet who ever lived.

You are the best person I have ever met.

I feel ashamed.

You never do what I want.

I want you to inspire me.

Be careful!

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

We need to break up.

Who left an icecream in the laundry?

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I want you to document my trip to France.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

You will always love me.

You dropped it.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You can do this

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I love autumn in Switzerland.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You are my son.

Imagination is like a bar of soap...

The end justifies the means.

Can I make animal sounds?

It wasn't your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

I could never despise you.

This is a fine ship

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

You should write to your mother.

Learning is like turning on a light-switch...

Open the door.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Your nose has turned pink.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

I never really lived.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

It's giving me an error message.

You are overjoyed.

How dare you look at me!

I have the card.

I want to tell you about the bagel.

Be safe!

When the bell rings, start singing.

I love spring in America.

You're under arrest!

I knew you could turn things around.

Who left a spatula in the cloakroom?

This is the perfect time to be here.

I want you to read to me.

We should vote.

I feel surprised.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

Someone's locked the door.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

Did you eat this morning?

I want that fly out of my house!

Can I make magic?

This room is bugged.

All's well that ends well

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Open sesame.

You know it.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I'm the worst trapper on this planet

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a wrench.

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