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You devil!

Please, don't touch that.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

I volunteer to go!

A girl needs discipline.

Get ready to die.

Take the money and die.

You're never going to get away with this!

I know where you were.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

It was my fault that the lights went out.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You should disown your father.

I'll keep guard.

Your lips have turned orange.

Charity begins at home.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

Dreams are like chocolate...

Can I make it work?

I want you to stop tricking me.

How dare you smile at me!

This looks familiar.

I see you smiling.

Good grief!

We need to close it.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I want you to be artful.

It's time to go.

Someone's coming this way.

When I was little, I wanted to be an assassin.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Be better!

Hope is like a canvas...

Did you eat yesterday?

You are my favourite.

We should ask for more money.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

It's not mine.

I am going to the funeral.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Don't get too close.

I heard a voice coming from the basement.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

We're gods.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

You're lucky.

Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...

This room is shrinking.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I want to tell you about the Jim Beam.

This is the right time to be angry.

You're a ghost.

I want you to kiss me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You should write to your mother.

You are so nice to me.

You will always hate me.

I've reported it to the police.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want that shark out of my life!

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm going to need a hammer.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I will always love you.

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

Why do you love me, so much?

Drop it here.

You monster!

Sweetheart, it's so juicy.

Your lips have turned purple.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I'll wait here.

You are a twit.

I should start a business.

I can offer you a merlot.

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

You are not my father.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Who left a spoon in the garage?

I have the knife.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

I have lost the will to live.

Delivery!

You never smile.

Today is the day

A girl needs her own room.

Hey, watch me smile.

Please, lie down.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This is a fine mess

I want you to be bizarre.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You're amazing!

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're special.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Open the door.

My life matters.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

No one can ever know that you survived.

It's your fault that the dog died.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm going.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Let's drink

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I want you to stop loving me.

We are purposeful.

We're ghosts.

Good luck!

I'm going to need a lot of help.

I want you to betray me.

Take the piano and die.

We need to stop.

You are so mean to me.

You are a hero.

You should write to your father.

Your ears have turned red.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

I have faith.

Someone's having a bad day.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Leave it until morning.

Finding a job is like going to the fair...

Don't fool around.

Who left a guitar in the bedroom?

Did you fart while I was away?

Stop, in the name of love.

Hand me the ukulele.

You never say what you're thinking.

I could never hate you.

I'm the greatest fortune-teller on this planet

I feel ordinary.

It's not going to fit.

I'll listen.

Your ego is like a guitar...

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You fascinate me.

This looks bad.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

I'm going to need a spatula.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

This room is unstable.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Can I make a statement?

I see you came prepared.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

You are tragic.

You're insignificant.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the perfect time to be here.

Let's eat

I'm a ghost.

A boy needs a job.

This is crazy

I volunteer as tribute!

I'm going to need a detective.

Good morning!

It was your fault that the play sucked.

I never could make up my mind.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

We should go to the police.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You found it.

Your nose has turned brown.

This is a fine ship

I am going to the party.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

Put it here.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I feel offended.

Sound the alarm!

I could never need you.

Hand me the kite.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You're really something!

I want you to marry me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a good price.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I have 20-20 vision.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

You're going to need a hammer.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You should find your mother.

I'm the greatest magician who ever lived.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Who left a Red Bull in the studio?

I see you every day.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

I want that turtle out of my life!

Did you get lucky yesterday?

We need to order pizza.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I have to tell you about the Coke.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

Someone's in here.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Hey, watch me leave.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

I want you to be insulting.

Patience is a virtue

You burned it on purpose.

It's not easy.

You're going to need a governor.

I never felt so alone.

When the bell rings, start singing.

We've only got one of these.

It wasn't my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.

Take the money and go.

This is a stick up.

I'm trying to leave.

You are so good to me.

A boy needs his friends.

I am sentimental.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

This looks suspicious.

I am going to the grand opening.

I should pay the bill.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me grief.

I volunteer myself!

Can I make the world better?

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Get ready to dance.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You are a poet.

You need me.

Let's dance

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

It's your fault that the wedding was ruined.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Take this with you.

I'm the only undertaker who ever lived.

You're crazy.

Leave it here.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I want you to inspire me.

Someone's watching us.

You should make peace with your father.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

What will you do, now that you've come home?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

A boy needs his grandfather.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I never listened.

Be safe!

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

If you're done, we'll get started.

Why do you tease me, so much?

We've only got one chance.

We need to open it.

I want you to be practical.

You are so kind to me.

I heard a noise coming from the closet.

I have the will.

I'll sit on it.

We are barbaric.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Who left a chocolate milk in the wardrobe?

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Get ready to run.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Take the drink and leave.

You're going to need a shovel.

This looks peculiar.

I see you for who you are.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

It's not right.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I love winter in Canada.

Your eyes have turned white.

I know what happened.

Take this for luck.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You're under arrest!

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I can offer you a hot dog.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I'm a god.

I feel playful.

Did you fart today?

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

I need to tell you about Tuesday.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I want you to stop me.

Good night!

Can I make trouble?

I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.

Let's play

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

You will always need me.

We're alone in the universe.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

I can't find my bird anywhere.

You won't find it.

Failure is like a good book...

When the lights go out, start crying.

I never gave up hope.

How dare you laugh at me!

We are woeful.

Please, stop doing that.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I need to tell you about the Red Bull.

You never listen.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

I have the card.

I want you to be sporting.

Be yourself!

I love summer in Spain.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

I want you to stop following me.

Give me the sandwich.

I heard a voice coming from the cell.

What goes up must come down.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I have needs.

I've reported it to the President.

I can offer you a celery stick.

You are a handsome devil.

I'm going to need a herbalist.

You are my son.

It's not alive.

I see you let yourself in.

Give it here.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I want that hamster out of my room!

It wasn't my fault that the bus was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I volunteer to eat it!

Can I make a home?

This is the right time to be hysterical.

We should start a business.

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

Ha-cha-cha.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Let's get it

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Did you fart last night?

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

My life means nothing.

I want you to clean up after me.

Please, don't eat that.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Take this with water.

I need you.

Get ready for this.

Am I dead, or not?

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

You never have time for me.

We're insignificant.

I want you to be detestable.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You're a god.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

My love, it's delicious.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I knew you could turn things around.

Open the curtains.

Can I make a pie?

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I feel like crying.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

A boy needs his space.

You are good-natured.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's giving me an error message.

Your face has turned grey.

Let's watch the game

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I can't find my hamster anywhere.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

Throw me the umbrella.

I'll get ready.

We need to fight.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want that kitten out of my room!

Let well alone.

I'm trying to save you.

You should find your father.

It's your fault that the game sucked.

You could never want me.

You can't have it.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I heard a sound coming from the library.

It's not open.

Please, stop laughing.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

I know more than you realise.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

No one can ever know what we did.

I want you to hold me.

This looks great.

You are not my daughter.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

Winners don't quit

Your cheeks have turned brown.

You are contemplative.

I should go to the police.

My life is cursed.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

You are my daughter.

I want that bunny out of my life!

I'm the greatest drummer on this planet

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

We need to go.

Who left a hot chocolate in the kitchen?

I'm going to need a missionary.

I can offer you a fishcake.

Throw me the skateboard.

Did you eat just now?

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

This is a day to remember

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

You are a liar.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

You are the best person I have ever met.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the well.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You never take me seriously.

Can I make kimchi?

I can't find my wolf anywhere.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Please, don't drink that.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I see you are thinking.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

It's going to be okay

I want you to look at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.

I heard a howl coming from the garage.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

This is the right time to be here.

We're the same person.

Someone's listening.

Honesty is the best policy.

I just want a bottle. What's wrong with that?

Give me the bagel.

I knew you could fix it.

I want that goldfish out of my car!

I feel stylish.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

I want you to stop smelling me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an impersonator.

I know what to do.

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