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If you don't want it, can I have it?
Why do you love me, so much?
Put it here.
I have a secret.
I heard a howl coming from the studio.
I never wanted to die.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I want you to kill me.
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
I'm insignificant.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You should ask your mother.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
How much time do you have?
You are my inspiration.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
I've reported it to mother.
I am fixed.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'll get ready.
Please, don't eat that.
Can I make an impression?
I can offer you a good price.
No one can ever know the truth.
We should hide.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Did you eat last night?
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Let's dance
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I'm the worst architect on this planet
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
You angel!
Get ready to die.
I volunteer to go!
Stop, in the name of love.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Take the money and leave.
Who left a ball in the garage?
Love will find a way.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I'm going to need a can opener.
We're gods.
You never listen.
We've only got one bullet.
I'm a god.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's not the right size.
Be better!
Sound the alarm!
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
I see you every day.
Am I under arrest, or not?
This room is haunted.
I am going to the party.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I could never despise you.
Give me the ukulele.
I'm trying to leave.
You could never despise me.
You are a liar.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I know what happened.
I've reported it to the press.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
This is a stick up.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I want you to stop loving me.
Someone's coming this way.
My life is a mystery.
Take this with water.
It's time to make lunch.
You're coming with me!
I heard a voice coming from the armory.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Good luck!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Your nose has turned yellow.
You are not my father.
I can offer you an egg nog.
They know it was me
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
You are my favourite.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I want to tell you about the sandwich.
We need to open it.
Leave it alone.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
Can I make mistakes?
I'm the worst surgeon who ever lived.
I should vote.
You're lucky.
I'm trying to believe you.
My love, it's so shiny.
Delivery!
Be yourself!
A girl needs her friends.
I want that fish out of my life!
This is the worst time to be angry.
Drop it here.
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Find some proof that she tricked you.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Open your heart.
You should listen to your mother.
Did you eat while I was away?
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I have 20-20 vision.
I have the card.
I want you to be resentful.
Don't ask any questions.
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Take this and pray.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
When I was little, I wanted to be a terrorist.
You are assertive.
You will always hate me.
We're going to need a shovel.
Hey, watch me smile.
This is a fine ship
I feel adventurous.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
Ha-cha-cha.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Alright, who left a tiger in the sauna?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You are so nice to me.
Someone's locked the door.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
It's not safe.
Can I make chilli?
You are a poet.
You are not my type.
I want you to marry me.
I'm a ghost.
You burned it on purpose.
I'm going to need a singer.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Throw me the spoon.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Take the piano and go.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Good morning!
I heard weeping coming from the barn.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You should vote.
We're ghosts.
I know the future.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
Take this with you.
I see you came prepared.
Let's drink
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
A girl needs her own room.
This looks bad.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I volunteer as tribute!
Don't wait to be asked.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
It's your fault that the label came off.
Get ready to laugh.
You are my mother.
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Can I make up?
How dare you laugh at me!
Show no mercy
It's not open.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.
I'll watch.
I am vacuous.
You should write to your mother.
You're no good.
You lost it.
I can't find my Budweiser anywhere.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
You could never hate me.
I'm the greatest knight on this planet
Open the door.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
My life means nothing.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I heard a creaking sound coming from the garage.
I know more than you realise.
I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?
Leave it here.
I have lost the will to live.
I have the poem.
I need to tell you about the elf.
It's time to pack your bags.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You devil!
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
I want that chimpanzee out of my life!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Darling, it's alive.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
You are so good to me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
You're going to need a judge.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
This room is unstable.
Love is like a beautiful melody...
I volunteer to eat it!
Take the money and go.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
Who left a spatula in the bedroom?
I see you know what to do.
We've only got one life.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We should quit.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
This is a fine mess
You are a handsome devil.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goblin.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I love spring in China.
It's giving me a headache.
Let's play
Get ready to dance.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I love you.
We need to unite.
Your face has turned green.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
We're going to need a wrench.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Be careful!
I never felt so alone.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
I'll open it.
I'm trying to care.
You are not my favourite.
You're a ghost.
Just breathe
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you to be open-minded.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
You're under arrest!
My life matters.
Please, stay where you are.
I have to tell you about Saturday.
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
You never smile.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I see you have done this before.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I can't find my puppy anywhere.
We've only got one of these.
She was unconscious when I found her.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I want to tell you about the hot dog.
You should go to the police.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Hey, watch me leave.
Whoop-whoop.
A boy needs money.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Who left a sandwich in the pantry?
We are crafty.
How dare you smile at me!
I could never need you.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
You should find your mother.
You can't have it.
You could never fascinate me.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
Someone's watching us.
We're magnificent.
Let's go
I feel hungry.
This looks great.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Show me the bread-stick.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Reading is good for the soul.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I love winter in Japan.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
Leave it outside.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Please, stop crying.
You're a god.
You broke the vase on purpose.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I'll keep guard.
I have powers.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Get ready to run.
I want that ant out of my house!
I'm the worst factory worker on this planet
Darling, it's so shiny.
Can I make a mess?
We're going to need an air traffic controller.
We need to make better decisions.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It's your fault that the crops died.
It was your fault that the game sucked.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Take the drink and go.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
I want you to look at me.
We're the same person.
Time to shine
I want you to stop believing in me.
This room is shrinking.
I have the knife.
I knew you could see it through.
You despise me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
A boy needs love.
Be safe!
Give me the guitar.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I want you to be objective.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I can offer you a chai.
Your lips have turned green.
I heard a noise coming from the attic.
This is the worst time to be happy.
You made me cry on purpose.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Victory is like a winter's day...
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm lucky.
We're going to need a spatula.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I never listened.
I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
We're going to need a lot of help.
I am restless.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
You're going down!
Don't get too close.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Can I make the world better?
We need to fight.
I see you let yourself in.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable
You want me.
I need you.
I want you to help me.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sleuth.
Okay, who left a screwdriver in the lounge room?
You should disown your father.
I want you to be enthusiastic.
Leave it until morning.
I can offer you a gin and tonic.
You're special.
I want that cat out of my house!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Am I dead, or not?
Please, come in.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I know where you were.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I'll be here, if you need me.
You are my reason for living.
I feel deceitful.
Failure is like a camera...
No one can ever know how we did it.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You're going to need a lot of food.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
You're crazy.
I want you to stop questioning me.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
It's giving me grief.
You never take me seriously.
Running for office is like eating a sandwich...
A boy needs boundaries.
I want to tell you about the Coke.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I'm trying to understand.
I'm going to need a guard.
Show me the hammer.
Can I make breakfast?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Find some proof that she deceived you.
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
My life is over.
Someone's in here.
I should go to the police.
Plug it in here.
Eating is all I can manage now.
I'm the greatest interior designer on this planet
Get ready for this.
You should protect your mother.
I can offer you a celery stick.
You are not my mother.
I knew you could open it.
I am trendy.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
I heard a voice coming from the conservatory.
I feel messy.
I'll help.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
Why do you tease me, so much?
Darling, it's dead.
We're special.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Did you fart this morning?
I can't find my dog anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Let's get it
You're going to need a fork.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
You are so kind to me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a ghost.
I want you to listen to me.
I want that duck out of my room!
This looks edible.
Give it here.
Your lips have turned red.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
I know who you are.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I never loved you.
You never stop to think.
You love me.
I can offer you a croissant.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.
We need to make out.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
Your face has turned grey.
A boy needs his space.
We're no good.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.
I have money.
I see you are thinking.
Who left a kitten in the dining room?
I feel dramatic.
I am going to Easter.
I can offer you a job.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
Good grief!
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
This room is bugged.
I love fall in Hong Kong.
Freedom is like a party...
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
You are quaking.
You should protect your father.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
The first thing to consider is safety.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
I want you to be reserved.
You know it.
Can I make a wish?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Let's watch the game
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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