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We should think about this.
I want you to marry me.
I've reported it to the press.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Only fools and horses work.
You're going to need a construction worker.
I have the scroll.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You are a poet.
You're a ghost.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
He was unconscious when I found him.
This is crazy
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I can't find my 7-up anywhere.
Don't just stand there.
Sound the alarm!
Hey, watch me smile.
You're no good.
How dare you laugh at me!
Your tongue has turned grey.
I never felt so alone.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
Dying is like writing a memo...
I need you.
This room is unstable.
You never stop to think.
Open your heart.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I volunteer to go!
I love spring in Australia.
Sorry, I have to take this.
We're ghosts.
I'll be here, if you need me.
How much time do you have?
I bet you know why I'm tired.
It's not dead.
This looks wrong.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You are not my mother.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
Take this for luck.
I want that horse out of my house!
You're never going to get away with this!
You know it.
A boy needs confidence.
I know what happened.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Who left a hammer in the waiting room?
I feel content.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?
I need to tell you about the party.
Good grief!
I see you every day.
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
My life means nothing.
I'm the greatest criminal on this planet
It wasn't your fault that the toast got burnt.
Throw it here.
I want you to look at me.
You made me cry on purpose.
You devil!
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
You are one-dimensional.
I want you to be disorderly.
I'm trying to leave.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
We've only got one option.
You should disown your mother.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to document my trip to China.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I want you to stop following me.
I should go to the police.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
It's time to go.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm going to need a spatula.
We're the same person.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
Take the drink and die.
Leave it until morning.
This is a fine mess
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
We need to order pizza.
Let's play
I have to tell you about the lifeguard.
How dare you smile at me!
Why do you love me, so much?
All's well that ends well
No one can ever know that I was here.
You're a god.
I'll sit on it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
Becoming rich is like opening a door...
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Your nose has turned purple.
Take this with water.
I feel hesitant.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
It's giving me grief.
We're special.
Dancing is good for the soul.
No one can ever know the truth.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Did you eat while I was away?
A boy needs money.
I bet you know why I'm here.
It was my fault that Mum fell down the hole.
Be careful!
You hate me.
This room is bugged.
Someone's in here.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This looks peculiar.
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
I can offer you a muffin.
You are my mother.
You're crazy!
When the door opens, make a run for it.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I want you to betray me.
We're going to need a lot of food.
You never take me seriously.
I knew you could make up your mind.
We're going to need an assassin.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
I am going to Easter.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Throw me the can opener.
Who left a Gatorade in the attic?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Can I make it matter?
I want to tell you about Christmas.
Open the door.
I could never despise you.
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You monster!
Don't fool around.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I love spring in China.
I have faith.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Find some proof that he tricked you.
No one can ever know that I like you
I want that puppy out of my house!
This is the right time to be happy.
You crashed the car on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.
I know math.
I'm the greatest jockey who ever lived.
This room is shrinking.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
My life matters.
Ha-cha-cha.
We need to close it.
Leave it alone.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm a god.
This looks odd.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'll get ready.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
I volunteer as tribute!
Did you eat this morning?
I'm cursed.
You are a liar.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
My love, it's so expensive.
Hand me the bike.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Open it here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
I need to tell you about the grand opening.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
You are so kind to me.
I want you to be quirky.
No one can ever know what we did.
I've reported it to the President.
You're amazing!
You could never hate me.
I'm the worst pianist on this planet
It's your fault that the crops died.
I know more than you realise.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Your eyes have turned black.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
I am going to the funeral.
Please, don't take that.
I can offer you a job.
You should call your father.
Delivery!
Good morning!
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Let's go
We're no good.
I can offer you a Fanta.
Someone's watching us.
Your nose has turned yellow.
This is the worst time to be angry.
It has to work
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You never have time for me.
You want it.
It's not ready.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
I want you to cook for me.
Who left a wrench in the dungeon?
When the party starts, start singing.
Hey, watch me dance.
Be yourself!
When I was little, I wanted to be a swimming coach.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I want that ant out of my life!
I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?
I'll wait here.
I heard a howl coming from the barn.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
We need to break up.
Darling, it's dead.
I am disloyal.
I see you came prepared.
You're going to need a lot of concrete.
Hand me the sandwich.
I'm the greatest personal trainer who ever lived.
Get ready for this.
Take this and pray.
We're weird.
I can't find my Pepsi anywhere.
I have a secret.
It's your fault that the label came off.
My life is over.
A girl needs discipline.
Stop, in the name of love.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I hate you.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
Don't ask any questions.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
It's not heavy.
You never do what I want.
I love spring in Switzerland.
Open sesame.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
I'm trying to believe you.
I want you to be fashionable.
It's giving me hope.
I can offer you a good price.
I am going to Christmas.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I want that fish out of my car!
Who left a spatula in the laundry?
Darling, it's delicious.
Can I make it right?
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I see you for who you are.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I'll keep guard.
You are a godsend.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.
Take the drink and leave.
The more the merrier.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
This is a stick up.
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
Let's drink
Your eyes have turned pink.
I could never hate you.
We're going to need a stonecutter.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
Time to shine
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
A boy needs his grandfather.
You're going to need a lot of glue.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Did you fart just now?
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I'm the best sleuth on this planet
I volunteer myself!
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
I have to tell you about Easter.
Get ready to run.
I want you to be expedient.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I feel humble.
Throw me the umbrella.
I want you to kill me.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I can offer you a chicken wing.
You burned it on purpose.
I heard a noise coming from the basement.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Good luck!
I love fall in Ireland.
You never listen.
It's not easy.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
This is a fine ship
My love, it's so shiny.
You despise me.
I never wanted this.
Leave it here.
Hey, watch me leave.
Okay. Just do what I do.
We're gods.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You are not my conscience.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Who left a fork in the wardrobe?
Plug it in here.
I'm trying to win.
You are so mean to me.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I want that lobster out of my car!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I'll listen.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
She was unconscious when I found her.
Get ready to die.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
Am I dead, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I could never want you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Show me the slice of pizza.
I volunteer to eat it!
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I can offer you a burger.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I have the letter.
How dare you look at me!
Be better!
I want you to be blunt.
I have powers.
I heard a sound coming from the wine cellar.
I knew you could open it.
My love, it's dead.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I've reported it to the police.
It's your fault that the movie sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You should protect your father.
I want you to stop blaming me.
This room is haunted.
You're coming with me!
Let's eat
I know where you were.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Good night!
Can I make connections?
I love summer in Japan.
I am mystical.
You are so nice to me.
You're going to need a saw.
Did you eat yesterday?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I want you to help me.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Someone's having a bad day.
It's time to go to bed.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Leave it outside.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
Who left a bunny in the kitchen?
I can offer you a smoothie.
You are an artist.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
We're going to need a clown.
You are my father.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Be safe!
No one can ever know that I can fly.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I'm going to need a lot of snacks.
I feel inferior.
I need to tell you about Saturday.
Patience is a virtue
We need to stay.
You are not my type.
This looks suspicious.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
A girl needs her mother.
Can I make up?
Get ready, or get out.
Drop it here.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I can't find my chocolate milk anywhere.
You're going to need a knife.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
I'll get it.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
We're insignificant.
I see you let yourself in.
It's not going to fit.
Take this with you.
You're really something!
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
When I was little, I wanted to be an undertaker.
You should write to your father.
I love fall in Antarctica.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Open the window.
I need to tell you about the werewolf.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Please, lie down.
I'm the best zookeeper on this planet
Someone's coming this way.
Let's watch the game
I am going to the wedding.
I will always despise you.
Who left a Schnapps in the basement?
It was my fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
We need to make out.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I've reported it to mother.
You said you didn't see your mother at all yesterday.
We've only got one chance.
Laughing is not as easy as it looks.
You never sing anymore.
You are so good to me.
It's your fault that the wedding was cancelled.
It's not open.
Don't get too close.
I want you to love me.
I want that koala out of my house!
You are an inspiration.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You deserve this
I'm going to need a swimmer.
I want you to document my trip to India.
I can't find my seal anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
When the bell rings, start crying.
A girl needs her own room.
Show me the banana.
I love spring in England.
I want you to be reverential.
I need to tell you about the beer.
Your ears have turned pink.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
I should quit.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I feel cold.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
Someone's locked the door.
I see you smiling.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
You are a thief.
We need to make a plan.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I can offer you a punch.
Please, stop crying.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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