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You made me cry on purpose.

I need to tell you about the Mars.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I know what to do.

We should vote.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

We're the same person.

I have the gun.

It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.

My life matters.

I am going to Christmas.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

I want you to listen to me.

Drop it here.

Open the curtains.

Take this for luck.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I volunteer myself!

You will always love me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm lucky.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Be safe!

You are a godsend.

I want you.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

You need it.

It's not working.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'll listen.

You never listen.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

I want you to stop loving me.

This is the worst time to be amused.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You are so kind to me.

I feel helpless.

Don't fool around.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

We're going to need a drummer.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I have a secret.

Your eyes have turned black.

When the lights go out, hide.

You're a god.

Hey, watch me dance.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

A girl needs discipline.

I never gave up hope.

Today is the day

Who left a bread-stick in the outhouse?

We've only got one option.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're going down!

I've reported it to the police.

Good luck!

This looks familiar.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

You will always need me.

Throw me the chicken wing.

I am going to Easter.

Darling, it's dead.

I love spring in Switzerland.

We're no good.

Take the drink and go.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?

You are mawkish.

Open it here.

I can offer you a good price.

We're going to need a hammer.

Can I make it count?

Leave it alone.

I want you to marry me.

I knew you could live like this.

You devil!

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Sound the alarm!

I have the card.

You won't find it.

I'm going to need a lot of sand.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to stop smelling me.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

This is a fine mess

It's your fault that the wig came off.

It's giving me a headache.

I can't find my fly anywhere.

You are my son.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Take this and pray.

Get ready to laugh.

I see you smiling.

Delivery!

I feel humble.

Someone's having a bad day.

He was unconscious when I found him.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You should listen to your father.

I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.

I never hurt anybody.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

I'll sit on it.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I could never want you.

A girl needs her friends.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Hey, watch me smile.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I have time.

This room is haunted.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

We need to stay.

Dating is like fixing a computer...

Be yourself!

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

You never say what you're thinking.

Throw me the chair.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

I want that hamster out of my car!

You're under arrest!

It's not mine.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

You are freewheeling.

Your hopes are like chocolate...

How much courage do you have?

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

You are not my conscience.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I've reported it to mother.

You can have it.

I knew you could see it through.

Can I make time?

I bet you know why I'm worried.

You hate me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Someone's in here.

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

I love spring in China.

I have the time.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

I'm the only lighthouse-keeper on this planet

You're crazy.

Am I coming with you, or not?

We're ghosts.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

It's time to go.

Please, stop doing that.

We need to go.

I volunteer to go!

Hate is like a multi-choice quiz...

It was my fault that we ran out of money.

My life is over.

I see you are thinking.

You are an artist.

You should protect your father.

I know who you are.

I want you to be disillusioned.

I feel impulsive.

You are my reason for living.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

This is the right time to be alone.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Did you eat last night?

Okay, who left an ale in the kitchen?

I'm going to need a saw.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

You never call me.

This looks interesting.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

I'm going to need a messenger.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

I want you to betray me.

Winners don't quit

Leave it until morning.

You are so mean to me.

Your nose has turned orange.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When the door opens, remain calm.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Take the money and die.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

Can I make a plan?

We're gods.

I have needs.

Open the bottle.

I'm trying to understand.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I never loved you.

I volunteer as tribute!

Don't get too close.

You are my daughter.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I know the future.

When I was little, I wanted to be a photographer.

Show me the chair.

I knew you could open it.

No one can ever know the truth.

Darling, it's so shiny.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I see you have done this before.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm a ghost.

I'm no good.

You are a hero.

I will always despise you.

A girl needs love.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Who left a bratwurst in the corridor?

Give it here.

You never smile.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...

It's not tight enough.

You're going to need a thief.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Stop, in the name of love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I want that puppy out of my room!

I'm the greatest barista who ever lived.

Did you get lucky at work?

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

I love summer in America.

You should disown your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I want to tell you about the the windmill.

We need to close it.

I want you to inspire me.

Your nose has turned spotted.

It's time to go to bed.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

It's giving me grief.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I volunteer to eat it!

My life is cursed.

Take the money and go.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

This room is shrinking.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to be wonderful.

You are not my son.

You monster!

I'll wait here.

Let's go

Can I make it through?

My love, it's delicious.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I have lost the will to live.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I can't find my bed anywhere.

I see you know what to do.

I heard a sound coming from the closet.

We're going to need a lot of food.

You're crazy!

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Be better!

I can offer you a banana.

You are forgetful.

Open the door.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I'm going to need a DJ.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

You are so good to me.

We should go to the police.

I'm a god.

You are my only hope.

You're special.

I want that bunny out of my room!

I've reported it to Interpol.

This is a day to remember

I want you to stop tricking me.

I'm the only manager on this planet

Did you get lucky today?

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

How much money do you have?

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Take the drink and leave.

Good night!

It was my fault that the boat floated away.

Your cheeks have turned stripey.

Who left a hot dog in the bedroom?

I need to tell you about the dwarf.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

You're going to need a saw.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

We need to eat.

I never felt so alone.

You should make peace with your mother.

Can I make a cake?

Hey, watch me move.

I can't find my spatula anywhere.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'm trying to win.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to be excited.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

I know more than you realise.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.

Give me the ball.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lobby.

You're going to need a lifeguard.

We are contradictory.

Eating is all I can manage now.

You're coming with me!

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Get ready for this.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

Take this with water.

I want you to kiss me.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I could never hate you.

Leave it to the professionals.

A girl needs her own room.

We've only got one chance.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I can offer you a sandwich.

This room is bugged.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Your cheeks have turned black.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

Whoop-whoop.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Someone's watching us.

I have the scroll.

Please, look at me.

I have faith.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I feel independent.

Open the window.

You could never love me.

Who left a teddy bear in the office?

Why do you love me, so much?

Hey, watch me leave.

When the bell rings, start crying.

There's no place like home.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I need to tell you about Sunday.

Throw it here.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

I want you to be innovative.

You should protect your mother.

Let's drink

Can I make an impression?

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

No one can ever know how we did it.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

I'll open it.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

I want that chicken out of my car!

You are so nice to me.

I'm going to need a fork.

I am complaining.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

Your tongue has turned blue.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Did you fart yesterday?

I love spring in Hong Kong.

I am going to the funeral.

Wisdom is like a river...

This is the right time to be here.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Hand me the banana.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Be careful!

I never wanted this.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I can't find my elephant anywhere.

I've reported it to the press.

We need to make a plan.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Time to shine

I'm going to need a lot of friends.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the kitchen.

Truth will out.

Good morning!

I want you to stop lying to me.

I'll be here, if you need me.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Finding a job is like opening a letter...

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

No one can ever know that I can fly.

Can I make it matter?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I want you to be focused.

I love you.

We're weird.

You're going to pay!

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

We are cooperative.

You should find your mother.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

Your nose has turned black.

When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.

Your cheeks have turned purple.

It's not safe.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

How dare you look at me!

This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.

I want you to cook for me.

This is the right time to be amused.

Did you eat at work?

You burned it on purpose.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.

Someone's coming this way.

Let's get it

Please, don't eat that.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

I want to tell you about Tuesday.

Give me the knife.

I love spring in Antarctica.

I feel extraordinary.

We've only got one life.

You are a thief.

You're going to need a brewer.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Give credit where credit is due.

You are not my daughter.

It's giving me an error message.

Take this with you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

You're a ghost.

I have the poem.

Fears are like marshmallows...

You're alone in the universe.

Open your heart.

I want to tell you about the zombie.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

You are my love.

I want you to be sexy.

I'm trying to help.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I need you.

I heard a sound coming from the basement.

Get ready, or get out.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

You never sing anymore.

It's not in.

I'm the only sleuth who ever lived.

No one will ever know

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

A boy needs confidence.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I can't find my apple anywhere.

This room is unstable.

You should listen to your mother.

I am going to the wedding.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

We need to break up.

We are orderly.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I feel brave.

Can I make up a story?

You are not my favourite.

I love autumn in Germany.

I want that deer out of my car!

This is the worst time to be afraid.

The show must go on.

I have the will.

I see you for who you are.

I could never need you.

This is a stick up.

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