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I see you smiling.
You're a god.
Don't just stand there.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I'll get ready.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
Get ready for this.
We are discreet.
This room is bugged.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Please, come in.
Take the drink and leave.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Your face has turned stripey.
No one will ever know
Hey, watch me move.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Open it here.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You monster!
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Be better!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
My life is a mystery.
I know more than you realise.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You should call your mother.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Good luck!
Delivery!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This looks familiar.
We're the same person.
We're going to need a librarian.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I feel timid.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
I want you to read to me.
I want you to be indulgent.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I need to tell you about Friday.
We're cursed.
Throw me the spatula.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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