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Random Dialogue (x 50)
I have time.
You're crazy!
Open the curtains.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I could never love you.
Good morning!
We need to make better decisions.
I have the time.
You are a poet.
You never stop to think.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
A boy needs his mother.
I see you for who you are.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I heard a sound coming from the waiting room.
Take this with you.
We're ghosts.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Today is the day
My life is a mystery.
Be safe!
We're going to need a screenwriter.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
I'm a god.
I am going to Easter.
I want you to be abrupt.
I want that bee out of my room!
I'll watch.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I feel empty.
Don't fool around.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Someone's watching us.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Leave it here.
Throw me the screwdriver.
Friendship is like a good book...
I've reported it to the President.
You're going to need a knife.
I want to tell you about Friday.
I'm insignificant.
This is the right time to be amused.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I can't find my car anywhere.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want you to kill me.
This looks edible.
Get ready to dance.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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