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I can't find my beer anywhere.
Your face has turned stripey.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You're crazy!
You should go to the police.
We are generous.
I want you to be faithful.
This looks suspicious.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to inspire me.
I want that rabbit out of my car!
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
Sound the alarm!
You're going to need a saw.
Take the drink and leave.
I am going to the funeral.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
You angel!
Your ears have turned yellow.
Why do you love me, so much?
Can I make love?
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You're a god.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
Take this and pray.
I bet you know why I'm going.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I have powers.
We need to help each other.
I never wanted to die.
It's not in.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Show me the shovel.
Let's get it
I have the scroll.
Be yourself!
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I love summer in Germany.
Give me one good reason why I should wear an apron.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
This is a stick up.
Leave it alone.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Who left a wrench in the office?
Hey, watch me smile.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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