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Find some proof that I lied to you.
You are a hero.
Take the piano and leave.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Open the curtains.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Get ready to die.
Take this with water.
Maybe no one will notice
I've reported it to the press.
I want to tell you about the mechanic.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Why do you love me, so much?
This room is haunted.
Who left a teddy bear in the office?
I'll help.
Someone's having a bad day.
Show me the ball.
I can't find my tiger anywhere.
You should find your father.
How dare you smile at me!
Good night!
We're gods.
You never say what you're thinking.
I see you came prepared.
I love summer in Germany.
Don't shoot the messenger.
I just want a kebab. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
It's giving me hope.
Stop, in the name of love.
Your lips have turned yellow.
Hey, watch me leave.
You burned it on purpose.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're a ghost.
It's your fault that the label came off.
I heard a howl coming from the outhouse.
We've only got one chance.
It's time to go to bed.
Reading is all I can manage now.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
I have the letter.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
You hate me.
This is a fine mess
I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I am going to Christmas.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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