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It's not alive.
How dare you look at me!
I want you to hold me.
You're going to need a hammer.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to be messy.
I'm a god.
You never sing anymore.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Be better!
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
If you're done, we'll get started.
Knitting is good for the soul.
You are so nice to me.
Can I make room?
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
We're ghosts.
I can offer you a water.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
You're going to need a chauffeur.
Open the door.
I love summer in Canada.
I want that snake out of my car!
Don't get too close.
I volunteer to go!
Ha-cha-cha.
You're coming with me!
Show me the ukulele.
Did you eat just now?
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Let's get it
I can't find my bunny anywhere.
I want you to stop tricking me.
We need to close it.
You can't have it.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
Someone's having a bad day.
The first thing to consider is safety.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I will always despise you.
Good morning!
My life is a mystery.
Winners don't quit
I'm trying to care.
You monster!
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
We're weird.
I know more than you realise.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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