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I want you to stop blaming me.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
This is a fine ship
You are not my conscience.
I feel thrilled.
I see you came prepared.
It's not tight enough.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
I have faith.
You're cursed.
You're never going to get away with this!
Don't wait to be asked.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Someone's having a bad day.
I want that cat out of my life!
I'm trying to save you.
Compassion is like a forest...
The first thing to consider is safety.
I volunteer as tribute!
When the door opens, make a run for it.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Your ears have turned red.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
I'm going to need a photographer.
I can offer you a good price.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Whoop-whoop.
Why do you love me, so much?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You're going to need a saw.
Who left a teddy bear in the laundry?
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I can't find my espresso anywhere.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
We're the same person.
I'm a ghost.
You devil!
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I never hurt anybody.
Leave it outside.
I could never want you.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Can I make an effort?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
You should ask your mother.
I should quit.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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