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Random Dialogue (x 50)
You are an idiot.
Once a thief, always a thief.
You never stop to think.
Someone's watching us.
Just be yourself
Take this with water.
You're a god.
How dare you smile at me!
Get ready for this.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You should call your mother.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I will always want you.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are so kind to me.
This is the right time to be amused.
Please, stand.
Who left a bagel in the armory?
Sorry, I have to take this.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
When the party starts, whistle like a bird.
I can't find my doll anywhere.
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
We're crazy.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Good night!
I never could make up my mind.
I know where you were.
I'm trying to open it.
I want you to stop tricking me.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
We're the same person.
We are ordinary.
This is a fine ship
Sound the alarm!
Did you get lucky while I was away?
I see you are thinking.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
I can offer you a job.
A girl needs her own room.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I have the poem.
You could never despise me.
I volunteer to eat it!
I want you to help me.
Compassion is like a mountain...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
I feel paranoid.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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