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I want you to stop laughing at me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
She was unconscious when I found her.
It was my fault that the money disappeared.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
Just breathe
I am disrespectful.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I have the gun.
I can't find my Budweiser anywhere.
You angel!
I am going to the party.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
I love winter in Switzerland.
No one can ever know how we did it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
You can't have it.
I can offer you a hot dog.
I can offer you a good price.
Pride comes before a fall.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Can I make it up?
We're the same person.
I want you to be excited.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You will always need me.
I want to tell you about the Hell.
You made me cry on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I want you to marry me.
You're magnificent.
Someone's watching us.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
You never take me seriously.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
I'm the worst juggler who ever lived.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
A boy needs love.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You're really something!
You are so mean to me.
Don't wait to be asked.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
I have faith.
How dare you smile at me!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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