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You are not my type.
You never do what I want.
I want you to stop loving me.
You're no good.
Please, don't take that.
When the bell rings, hide.
I know what to do.
You are serious.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want to tell you about the party.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I heard weeping coming from the cell.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you to be passionate.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I have needs.
Don't ask any questions.
Take this with you.
We're the same person.
Give it here.
This looks familiar.
I have the card.
You are a hero.
I knew you could see it through.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
You lost it.
Dammit, who left a chair in the outhouse?
I love autumn in Spain.
I can offer you a chocolate milkshake.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
My life means nothing.
I'll open it.
A boy needs his friends.
Romance is like a camera...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I never really lived.
I feel hopeful.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Can I make dessert?
Someone's having a bad day.
I despise you.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I can't find my duck anywhere.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Get ready, or get out.
You crashed the car on purpose.
I'm a ghost.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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