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It's time to go.
You are not my mother.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Sound the alarm!
You should write to your mother.
You're weird.
How dare you look at me!
Your lips have turned red.
Who left a candy-bar in the office?
A boy needs his space.
You are a genius.
I'm a ghost.
I love summer in Ireland.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
You devil!
I'm the greatest mechanic who ever lived.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are my favourite.
Hey, watch me dance.
I feel devious.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I have faith.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
We're going to need a pirate.
Someone's having a bad day.
Can I make time?
Open the door.
Did you fart while I was away?
Take this for luck.
This looks edible.
I'm going to need a saw.
I see you for who you are.
It's giving me grief.
It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.
Don't wait to be asked.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
I volunteer to eat it!
Take the money and die.
My love, it's dead.
It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.
You never have time for me.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Be yourself!
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I'm going to need a lot of help.

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