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I should pay the bill.
Take the piano and leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
I know who you are.
You could never despise me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'll sit on it.
Eating is all I can manage now.
You are not my daughter.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We need to stop.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I can offer you an icecream.
I have money.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I want you to be tense.
Your tongue has turned orange.
I'm a ghost.
You're going to need a photographer.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to kiss me.
No one can ever know that I like you
I want you to stop smelling me.
You found it.
Don't just stand there.
I could never love you.
No one can ever know that you survived.
Throw it here.
Open the window.
Delivery!
He was unconscious when I found him.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I never loved you.
I can offer you a good price.
Hey, watch me smile.
Please, lie down.
You are so nice to me.
You angel!
Get ready, or get out.
You're going down!
You are my favourite.
Leave it alone.
I want that penguin out of my life!
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I volunteer as tribute!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I feel deceitful.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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