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I have the gun.
I feel silly.
I want you to be haughty.
You're going down!
I love summer in Antarctica.
I have to tell you about Monday.
When the lights go out, start singing.
I have to tell you about the chapel.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I volunteer myself!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
My life is a mystery.
You burned it on purpose.
You should start a business.
I want you to read to me.
This is a stick up.
Let's go
It's not alive.
Freedom is like a multi-choice quiz...
I want you to stop blaming me.
You're weird.
I've reported it to the press.
I see you know what to do.
Hey, watch me leave.
You're going to need a receptionist.
It's your fault that the crops died.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
Show me the saw.
Someone's listening.
You never have time for me.
This room is unstable.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
We need to eat.
Good morning!
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
It's giving me grief.
You should disown your mother.
You are a poet.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's time to go to bed.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
We're going to need a fork.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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