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I can offer you a punch.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We need to go.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop blaming me.
You're no good.
I'm going to need a saw.
Okay, who left a smoothie in the cell?
You will always despise me.
I want you to document my trip to France.
Delivery!
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I feel strong.
You are my sunshine.
We're ghosts.
Be careful!
Did you fart today?
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I want you to read to me.
I can offer you a good price.
It's not tight enough.
Give me the guitar.
I will always need you.
Sound the alarm!
I know where you were.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I volunteer to eat it!
When the bell rings, hide.
I'm trying to understand.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I am going to the grand opening.
You angel!
You are not my father.
I am vindictive.
This room is haunted.
I want that lion out of my room!
You're under arrest!
Someone's in here.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
I'm a ghost.
This is a fine mess
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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