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He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Darling, it's alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
It's not going to fit.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I heard a howl coming from the basement.
Take this for luck.
I feel cynical.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to be original.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
You are my father.
Leave it here.
My life matters.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
She was unconscious when I found her.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Give me the shovel.
It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Darling, it's alive.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

It's not going to fit.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I heard a howl coming from the basement.

Take this for luck.

I feel cynical.

Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you to be original.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.