Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

I want you to stop lying to me.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
This looks nice.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
It's not open.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
I never wanted to die.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
I'm going to need a shovel.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
You're coming with me!
Why do you hate me, so much?
It's time to go to bed.
I'm the greatest guru who ever lived.
We're gods.
Get ready for this.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Let's watch the game
Can I make peace?

I want you to stop lying to me.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

This looks nice.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

It's not open.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I never wanted to die.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I'm going to need a shovel.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

You're coming with me!