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It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Don't wait to be asked.
You angel!
No one can ever know that I survived.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
This looks edible.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
My love, it's alive.
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Good grief!
It was my fault that the movie sucked.
When I was little, I wanted to be a paramedic.
How dare you laugh at me!
It's not the right size.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to look at me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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