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Random Dialogue (x 20)
I have to tell you about the sandwich.
I'm insignificant.
I am going to Christmas.
I will always love you.
I knew you could survive.
I never wanted to die.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm going to need a sculptor.
This room is unstable.
I volunteer myself!
Open the window.
We need to break up.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Don't ask any questions.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
My life means nothing.
I'm the only saxophonist who ever lived.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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