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Sound the alarm!
When the lights go out, start crying.
You never sing anymore.
You're crazy!
I feel miserable.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
If you're done, we'll get started.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I love winter in Antarctica.
Be careful!
You are expedient.
I want you to stop following me.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
You could never want me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Leave it outside.
We're ghosts.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
Hand me the icecream.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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