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I volunteer myself!
We've only got one of these.
This is the right time to be alone.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Be safe!
I want you to stop loving me.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Reading is good for the soul.
Just try not to cry
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
My life is cursed.
No one can ever know that I was here.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
We're gods.
Who left a bagel in the waiting room?
I'll watch.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Plug it in here.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
This is a stick up.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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