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We need to play.
We're magnificent.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
I should hide.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This looks peculiar.
You are lazy.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
We're going to need a spoon.
Throw it here.
Take the money and die.
This room is haunted.
We're going to need a composer.
This is a fine ship
I see you let yourself in.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Paddle your own canoe.
It wasn't my fault that the party was ruined.
My life is cursed.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I want you to be presumptuous.
I want that duck out of my room!
Hand me the fork.
Who left a Fanta in the cloakroom?
Whoop-whoop.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I want you to inspire me.
I have the gun.
Your success is like a beautiful melody...
I'm a god.
You will always despise me.
I'll watch.
Open your heart.
You are not my father.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
I want you to stop loving me.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
If you're done, we'll get started.
You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.
I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.
Someone's listening.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
It's not open.
I know math.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Why do you love me, so much?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You're really something!
When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
We're gods.
You should listen to your father.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I never killed anyone.
I volunteer as tribute!
I've reported it to the President.
I'm going to need a knife.
I have faith.
You are a genius.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You found it.
I need you.
It's giving me an error message.
You made me cry on purpose.
We should hide.
Please, don't eat that.
How dare you laugh at me!
Sweetheart, it's dead.
I just want a flower. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs her grandfather.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I want that puppy out of my house!
I am considerate.
Take this with you.
This is the worst time to be alone.
You are so kind to me.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to be vulnerable.
Leave it outside.
I heard laughter coming from the guest room.
We're alone in the universe.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a muffin.
No one will ever know
Hey, watch me dance.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are my father.
Be better!
I have to tell you about the wedding.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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