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I knew you could open it.
I'm special.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Be yourself!
A girl needs her mother.
I'll help.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I volunteer to go!
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.
I can offer you a job.
We should hide.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Someone's having a bad day.
You never say what you're thinking.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I see you every day.
Get ready to dance.
When I was little, I wanted to be a juggler.
You are a genius.
We're the same person.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.
My life is a mystery.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
Am I coming with you, or not?
I'm the best bodyguard who ever lived.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I heard a voice coming from the dining room.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Take this and pray.
You won't find it.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
I have the poem.
You are my reason for living.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Your eyes have turned blue.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I could never need you.
We are alarmed.
I feel alone.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I'm trying to care.
You're coming with me!
I am going to the party.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
You monster!
I never wanted this.
Did you fart at work?
This is the right time to be amused.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Don't ask any questions.
I know math.
Alright, who left a wine in the garage?
You're a god.
Please, stand.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
This room is bugged.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I'm magnificent.
I love summer in England.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Leave it alone.
I'm going to need a knife.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Drop it here.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Whoop-whoop.
Can I make noises?
This looks interesting.
I see you for who you are.
I'm the greatest conductor on this planet
Don't upset your father, not now.
Get ready to run.
Stop, in the name of love.
Just be yourself
It's not ready.
Be careful!
I have needs.
Open sesame.
You are so kind to me.
My love, it's dead.
I want you to stop blaming me.
I can offer you a good price.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Take the money and die.
How dare you look at me!
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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