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Failure is like a violin...
I want you to stop tickling me.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Open the bottle.
I want you to be phlegmatic.
This is a fine ship
You are not my type.
Get ready, or get out.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I know what to do.
Open it here.
I have to tell you about the the fort.
I never loved you.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
A boy needs his space.
You're a god.
You can't have it.
It's your fault that the cat died.
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
I have a secret.
Hey, watch me move.
You're going to need a guru.
Give me the chicken wing.
I am going to the party.
I could never need you.
I love spring in China.
We're the same person.
Why do you love me, so much?
I have the time.
You are neurotic.
Patience is a virtue
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I should pay the bill.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
You burned it on purpose.
Take this with water.
I can't find my saw anywhere.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It's not tight enough.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to cook for me.
Am I dead, or not?
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I'm trying to understand.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Stop, in the name of love.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Let's play
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This room is shrinking.
You're going to need a wrench.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Sound the alarm!
I heard a creaking sound coming from the studio.
I can offer you a licorice twist.
Be yourself!
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You are a godsend.
I need to tell you about Sunday.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
We need to open it.
Did you eat last night?
I'll wait here.
You're going to need a lot of help.
Anger is like a movie...
Open the curtains.
Leave it alone.
I knew you could live like this.
How dare you look at me!
Please, stop crying.
I'm a ghost.
It's giving me hope.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Good grief!
I have needs.
I'm the best impersonator who ever lived.
I volunteer myself!
I see you came prepared.
Take this for luck.
I feel impatient.
This is crazy
I want you to stop loving me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Why do you tease me, so much?
We're cursed.
You are my mother.
Dying is like doing the shopping...
I have the letter.
Give me the bagel.
I never could make up my mind.
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You are so mean to me.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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