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You need me.
I volunteer to eat it!
Hand me the bike.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Be better!
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Why do you tease me, so much?
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
We've only got one chance.
Did you fart just now?
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
This is a fine ship
I want you to stop looking at me.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I feel resentful.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.
I am going to Christmas.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
You burned it on purpose.
It's not tight enough.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I've reported it to mother.
You're lucky.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Sound the alarm!
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You found it.
This room is shrinking.
My life matters.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I have lost the will to live.
I can offer you a juice.
I have to tell you about the outhouse.
You monster!
This is the right time to be angry.
It wasn't my fault that the label came off.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Someone's locked the door.
Your tongue has turned stripey.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
You are a liar.
I want you to marry me.
You are my love.
How dare you look at me!
Take this and pray.
Take the drink and go.
You're under arrest!
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
I should quit.
You're going to need a can opener.
I want that sheep out of my car!
She was unconscious when I found her.
Get ready, or get out.
You are not my favourite.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Give it here.
Good morning!
Dancing is all I can manage now.
We're gods.
Don't ask any questions.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I'll wait here.
Why do you love me, so much?
Show no mercy
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I'm going to need a cheesemaker.
Your lips have turned blue.
You are unfathomable.
You fascinate me.
I'm a ghost.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I see you are thinking.
You are so mean to me.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
You angel!
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
I knew you could turn things around.
I'm the worst taxidermist who ever lived.
Throw me the fishcake.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I'm crazy.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Still waters run deep.
I want you to be negativistic.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?
You should call your father.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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