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He couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
I want you to be guilty.
How dare you laugh at me!
This looks peculiar.
I have the poem.
I am steely.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
You want it.
You're a ghost.
Someone's coming this way.
Why do you love me, so much?
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
You never take me seriously.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
I feel cautious.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
Good luck!
It's your fault that the train was late.
Open sesame.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
It was my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
You monster!
We're the same person.
You're cursed.
I see you every day.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
My love, it's so expensive.
Am I dead, or not?
Can I make babies?
You're going to pay!
It's not the right size.
I knew you could make up your mind.
You are a godsend.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me smile.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Show me the celery stick.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I know where you were.
Please, don't move.
I just want a yellow highlighter. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer as tribute!
My life means nothing.
You burned it on purpose.
Love is like a forest...
He was unconscious when I found him.
I am going to the wedding.
We need to break up.
I will always hate you.
No one can ever know what we did.
I'm the worst beekeeper who ever lived.
When I was little, I wanted to be an explorer.
You are not my mother.
I can offer you a carrot.
I want you to kill me.
This looks great.
Don't fool around.
You are my father.
You are doubtful.
Get ready to laugh.
I feel extraordinary.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
A girl needs her grandmother.
We're going to need a brewer.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
No one can ever know that I killed him.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
A cat may look at a king.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Take the drink and go.
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
Let's play
I've reported it to the police.
Just be yourself
I'll keep guard.
I'm no good.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
My love, it's delicious.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
Take this for luck.
Open the door.
Delivery!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's not right.
You could never love me.
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Eating is not as easy as it looks.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
I want you to stop loving me.
I love winter in America.
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Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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