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You found it.
Hey, watch me leave.
Just breathe
I know who you are.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
It's not right.
We're the same person.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
Someone's having a bad day.
Delivery!
A girl needs her father.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I've reported it to the President.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Get ready to die.
I have the time.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Throw it here.
Please, listen to me.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I feel calm.
I volunteer myself!
You are an idiot.
I want you to inspire me.
You made me cry on purpose.
You are my favourite.
You should call your mother.
I could never want you.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
Take this with you.
We're weird.
I am unpleasant.
It's giving me grief.
Be yourself!
Sound the alarm!
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
If you don't want it, can I have it?
When I was little, I wanted to be an ambassador.
You're a god.
Can I make music?
She was unconscious when I found her.
It's time to go to bed.
You're never going to get away with this!
This room is haunted.
I can offer you an apple.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
You will always hate me.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
How dare you look at me!
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
It's your fault that your heart got broken.
My love, it's so juicy.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
I want that lion out of my house!
Take the piano and die.
We're going to need a baker.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I'm going to need a shovel.
Who left a croissant in the pantry?
Why do you love me, so much?
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Open it here.
We're gods.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I see you know what to do.
I want you to stop loving me.
Someone's coming this way.
Leave it until morning.
Your face has turned brown.
I am going to Easter.
A boy needs boundaries.
I'll keep guard.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Don't just stand there.
Get ready to run.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
I bet you know why I'm going.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I am injured.
I have the poem.
This is a day to remember
You are not my daughter.
You should call your father.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Good luck!
I've reported it to Interpol.
You should go to the police.
This is the worst time to be happy.
I never wanted this.
I want you to be studious.
Can I make a contribution?
Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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