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My life matters.
I'll help.
I should hide.
You are so nice to me.
You are a twit.
I'm the only politician who ever lived.
Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I never killed anyone.
Don't get too close.
I want you to document my trip to Canada.
Throw it here.
Good grief!
You will always hate me.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I know more than you realise.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
Why do you tease me, so much?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We are peaceful.
We're gods.
Be yourself!
I'm magnificent.
You're going to pay!
I want you to inspire me.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
You never listen.
How dare you look at me!
I see you smiling.
I have the will.
Whoop-whoop.
You're going to need a shovel.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I have powers.
Leave it here.
It's time to go.
When I was little, I wanted to be a navigator.
You should protect your father.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You dropped it.
We're going to need a lot of sand.
It's not open.
This is a day to remember
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
This looks peculiar.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I can offer you a sandwich.
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Please, stop crying.
I'm a ghost.
This is the right time to be angry.
Take the drink and go.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
Love is like a lake...
It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
It was my fault that the wig came off.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.
They know it was me
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Show me the chair.
I bet you know why I'm here.
We need to stay.
You devil!
This room is bugged.
You are my reason for living.
Open it here.
You are an idiot.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
You love me.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
No one can ever know what we did.
How dare you laugh at me!
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Leave it outside.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I see you are thinking.
My life is cursed.
We're ghosts.
I feel warm.
Did you eat at work?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I love winter in Switzerland.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Eating is good for the soul.

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