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Reading is all I can manage now.
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
This is a fine mess
We've only got one hope.
Can I make it count?
You're cursed.
Your face has turned brown.
Ha-cha-cha.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Put it here.
You should ask for more money.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
It's almost over
We're ghosts.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You're under arrest!
I could never despise you.
I know the future.
I'll watch.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
It's time to pack your bags.
Leave it until morning.
Your lips have turned white.
Darling, it's so expensive.
It's not right.
Take this with you.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
You're a ghost.
I want you to look at me.
You dropped it.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
I can offer you a cappuccino.
I heard a howl coming from the wine cellar.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Don't just stand there.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
A boy needs his space.
No one can ever know what we did.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Who left a dinosaur in the kitchen?
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I feel patriotic.
My life is cursed.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
You should write to your father.
Dating is like writing a memo...
Let's go
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
I want you to be lovely.
I am gentle.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
You are a handsome devil.
It's giving me hope.
I've reported it to the President.
You are not my favourite.
I can't find my water anywhere.
Don't upset your father, not now.
A golden key can open any door.
Delivery!
Can I make friends?
We need to break up.
Your tongue has turned black.
I see you every day.
I'm magnificent.
You monster!
We're the same person.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
You should think about this.
Get ready to laugh.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I volunteer as tribute!
This is a fine ship
You crashed the car on purpose.
This room is haunted.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Good luck!
I'm the only lifeguard who ever lived.
Leave it alone.
Please, don't drink that.
I can offer you a pickle.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
This looks nice.
Take the money and leave.
I will always hate you.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I'm going to need a swordsmith.
Throw it here.
I'm going to need a spoon.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
We've only got one bullet.
When the party starts, remain calm.
You need it.
I'm a god.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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