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Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I heard laughter coming from the kitchen.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
How dare you look at me!
I'm a ghost.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Why do you tease me, so much?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I need to tell you about Friday.
When the party starts, remain calm.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
I am going to Easter.
Am I dead, or not?
I want you to stop smelling me.
Please, don't touch that.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
Let's play
Hey, watch me dance.
We're insignificant.
Hand me the saw.
We're ghosts.
I'm the only assassin on this planet
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I have the time.
You are so nice to me.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
A girl needs her own room.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I love winter in France.
Who left a spoon in the cell?
I can't find my bed anywhere.
I'll get ready.
You are a hero.
You should ask for more money.
I want you to cook for me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I can offer you a job.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Are you nuts? We're not friends!
I hate you.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You found it.
Dare to dream
This is a day to remember
Darling, it's alive.
I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could see it through.
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I see you let yourself in.
I feel competitive.
Be better!
Good grief!
You're coming with me!
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I've reported it to the police.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You never call me.
When the door opens, hide.
Don't just stand there.
You should write to your mother.
You burned it on purpose.
I know the future.
I want you to stop loving me.
Take the drink and go.
Please, give me that.
I want that monkey out of my car!
I never loved you.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
You angel!
Your tongue has turned yellow.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I am going to the funeral.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
We need to make better decisions.
All roads lead to Rome.
I can offer you a Guinness.
It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.
He was unconscious when I found him.
When I was little, I wanted to be a weaver.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Hey, watch me smile.
You are so kind to me.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We're magnificent.
I volunteer to go!
Give me the umbrella.
We are neutral.
Why do you love me, so much?
You are a thief.
I'm going to need a pirate.
We're going to need a shovel.
You want me.
Take this for luck.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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