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This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Your face has turned green.
We've only got one option.
I volunteer as tribute!
We're gods.
You broke the vase on purpose.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You devil!
I'm the greatest paramedic who ever lived.
Who left a cat in the garage?
Did you eat yesterday?
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Good grief!
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
This looks suspicious.
Leave it alone.
A girl needs her friends.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
This room is unstable.
I want you to stop questioning me.
You're under arrest!
Why do you hate me, so much?
Your ears have turned brown.
When I was little, I wanted to be a tailor.
You're a god.
I love autumn in Canada.
I never hurt anybody.
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
She was unconscious when I found her.
I want you to be experimental.
This is a fine mess
I want you to cook for me.
Be safe!
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
I could never despise you.
I'll watch.
Sorry, I have to take this.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
I can't find my tomato juice anywhere.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'm going to need a fork.
You won't find it.
You're going to need a printer.
Eating is good for the soul.
It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You should make peace with your mother.
Don't get too close.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Delivery!
I have the time.
We need to make out.
Can I make peace?
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take the money and die.
I see you have done this before.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Open sesame.
I feel confident.
You crashed the car on purpose.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable
We're going to need a lot of paint.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
You should start a business.
You never stop to think.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm going.
You are a liar.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
Open it here.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
You're going down!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
Did you eat today?
This looks edible.
It's time to make lunch.
This room is shrinking.
Take this for luck.
I volunteer to go!
I'm the worst make-up artist who ever lived.
It's giving me grief.
You lost it.
We're the same person.
Only fools and horses work.
A boy needs his own room.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Darling, it's beautiful.
When the party starts, start crying.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'm a god.
I can't find my room anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
They know it was me
I love fall in China.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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