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I volunteer to go!
Get ready to laugh.
It was your fault that the wig came off.
Let's get it
My love, it's beautiful.
Don't upset your father, not now.
We've only got one life.
Leave it until morning.
We are indecisive.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Just try not to cry
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Don't get too close.
I want that cat out of my car!
I heard a voice coming from the outhouse.
We're gods.
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
Plug it in here.
You are so good to me.
I can offer you a burger.
I want you to stop tricking me.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Physician, heal thyself.
When the party starts, start crying.
I need to tell you about the fishcake.
You never take me seriously.
This is the worst time to be amused.
Dammit, who left a bread-stick in the guest room?
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
You need me.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's not alive.
We're weird.
I'll listen.
I'm going to need a spoon.
This looks great.
You are an artist.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I feel dejected.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Can I make promises?
It's giving me grief.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Did you fart this morning?
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable
You are my mother.
I know more than you realise.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Take the drink and die.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I'm trying to help.
My life is cursed.
Motivation is like a beautiful melody...
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
I have the gun.
I have powers.
I want you to be laughing.
I love summer in Germany.
I volunteer to eat it!
We're the same person.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I heard a sound coming from the studio.
I want you to stop following me.
Please, come closer.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
When I was little, I wanted to be an exterminator.
Let's go
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are not my conscience.
I'm the greatest dressmaker who ever lived.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Hey, watch me move.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Get ready to run.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Leave it here.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
A girl needs confidence.
You're crazy!
You monster!
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
I am freewheeling.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Good grief!
You burned it on purpose.
Be careful!
I'm cursed.
I can't find my car anywhere.
I will always despise you.
You're going to need a security guard.
I'm a god.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
This room is haunted.
Someone's listening.
Fears are like chocolate...
You should ask your father.
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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