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I want that shark out of my room!
Only fools and horses work.
He was unconscious when I found him.
This looks great.
It's not working.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I'll open it.
Please, stop doing that.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Dammit, who left a shovel in the wine cellar?
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want you to look at me.
A girl needs money.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
I volunteer myself!
Can I make it count?
Leave it outside.
I know math.
How dare you look at me!
We should start a business.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Your cheeks have turned stripey.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
You are my inspiration.
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I want you to be vulnerable.
I am going to Easter.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
It's almost over
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
You're amazing!
I can offer you a croissant.
I can't find my wolf anywhere.
Drop it here.
My love, it's delicious.
I've reported it to the police.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.
You're a ghost.
I'm trying to save you.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You can't have it.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I am bitter.
Someone's coming this way.
You are not my conscience.
I have a secret.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
We're the same person.
I knew you could turn things around.
You're going to need a geologist.
I see you let yourself in.
Hey, watch me leave.
This room is unstable.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
It's time to go.
Good luck!
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Leave it here.
I have the need, the need for speed.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
I want you to stop questioning me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I love winter in Brazil.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's not heavy.
We've only got one option.
I never gave up hope.
I feel secretive.
Can I make up?
I could never love you.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
Your face has turned red.
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
You are so kind to me.
Let's watch TV!
Give it here.
It wasn't your fault that the train was late.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I'm the only lawyer who ever lived.
I volunteer to go!
This is a day to remember
Show me the apple.
We need to order pizza.
I want you to hold me.
I just want a carrot. What's wrong with that?
Take the drink and die.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
My life means nothing.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Don't get too close.
Please, stop crying.
You're going down!
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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