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I can't find my fork anywhere.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Good night!
When the party starts, start crying.
How dare you look at me!
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
Can I make up a story?
I heard a howl coming from the corridor.
I am going to the grand opening.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
I want you to kiss me.
We're going to need a lot of paint.
It's going to be okay
I bet you know why I'm alone.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Don't get too close.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
I want that squirrel out of my car!
You monster!
You lost it.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Sweetheart, it's so juicy.
Take the piano and go.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want you to be unprincipled.
I feel amused.
You could never want me.
I have money.
You should hide.
Be safe!
Show me the chicken wing.
Sound the alarm!
I have to tell you about the gravedigger.
This room is bugged.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Take this with water.
You are a liar.
You are the best person I have ever met.
Whoop-whoop.
I see you are thinking.
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to stop loving me.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You're no good.
I love fall in France.
You're amazing!
My life matters.
Let's play
This looks familiar.
Throw it here.
We're ghosts.
You are so kind to me.
I know who you are.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm the best geologist who ever lived.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Leave it to the professionals.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.
It's time to pack your bags.
I want you to help me.
I want you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
We need to go.
Dancing is good for the soul.
We are bizarre.
Patience is a virtue
She was unconscious when I found her.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Get ready to die.
You should find your father.
I'm a god.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I have the knife.
Don't wait to be asked.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I've reported it to the President.
It's giving me grief.
You are not my conscience.
Someone's coming this way.
You devil!
You are an inspiration.
I want you to be mechanical.
How much courage do you have?
Please, stand.
This is a day to remember
You can't have it.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Your nose has turned stripey.
Darling, it's alive.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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