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Who left a carrot in the dining room?
I should start a business.
I want you to kiss me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I have the need, the need for speed.
I have money.
You lost it.
You could never despise me.
You're a god.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
You are an inspiration.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
I have to tell you about the muffin.
Plug it in here.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Let's go
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I am going to Easter.
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.
Good night!
Don't upset your mother, not now.
You monster!
It's not the right size.
This is a fine mess
I want that duck out of my life!
Can I make love?
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
You never have time for me.
Take the drink and die.
Your ears have turned orange.
We're gods.
You are my son.
Open the bottle.
Patience is a virtue
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Be better!
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Darling, it's alive.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Did you enjoy yourself today?
I see you smiling.
It's giving me an error message.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I'm the worst detective on this planet
It was your fault that the show was ruined.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I can offer you an icecream.
It's time to make lunch.
Hey, watch me move.
I'm going to need a jailer.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Cooking is good for the soul.
I want you to cancel my trip to Switzerland.
You are so good to me.
I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Who left an espresso in the bedroom?
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Your face has turned green.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Please, sit down.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This room is unstable.
I could never want you.
I am skinny.
We've only got one life.
I know what to do.
I want you to be soft.
I'm weird.
Throw me the doll.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I'm trying to win.
This is a day to remember
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
Take the money and leave.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I want you to love me.
This looks bad.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You are my sunshine.
You're going to need a can opener.
Leave it here.
Can I make art?
I feel suspicious.
Open the door.
Get ready to dance.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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