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I feel destructive.
I never hurt anybody.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
I want you to hold me.
I'm a ghost.
I'm trying to believe you.
I'm the best chauffeur on this planet
I have the knife.
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