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Random Similes (x 50)
Fears are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like writing a memo...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Mercy is like a lake...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Learning is like opening a window...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Power is like a guitar...
Dying is like eating a sandwich...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Freedom is like a forest...
Finding a job is like turning on a radio...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...
Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...
Getting married is like doing renovations...
Love is like a mountain...
Learning is like writing a to do list...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Sleep is like a violin...
Your fear is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Time is like a beach...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a forest...
Dying is like eating cupcakes...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Your anger is like a guitar...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Romance is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Hope is like a violin...
Dating is like writing a shopping list...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Life is like a beach...
Getting married is like making bread...
Poverty is like a guitar...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Dying is like changing a light bulb...
Success is like a party...
Buying a house is like gardening...
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