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Melinda could tell that Bessie was serene. She opened the door to the barn.
Edwin had invited a hypnotist to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Kent could remember, he'd wanted to be an ornithologist.
When Guy opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his work.
When Jill arrived at Christmas, Mattie cried.
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