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This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I can offer you a Guinness.

You're a ghost.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You made me cry on purpose.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

I know what happened.

I see you for who you are.

Sorry, I have to take this.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I could never despise you.

I'm the worst gondolier who ever lived.

Plug it in here.

It's not in.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want that bird out of my room!

I have to tell you about the the windmill.

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

We're the same person.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

You are so good to me.

You should ask your father.

I want you to document my trip to America.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I volunteer as tribute!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

You never sing anymore.

This is a day to remember

My life is cursed.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You're amazing!

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I never felt so alone.

How dare you look at me!

I bet you know why I'm worried.

This room is bugged.

Take this with you.

I have money.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

Your tongue has turned black.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I feel certain.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I want you to be mealymouthed.

Take the money and die.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

You are my sunshine.

You deserve this

A girl needs discipline.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Who left a Jack Daniels in the armory?

You will always love me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

When I was little, I wanted to be a diplomat.

Let's drink

I'm crazy.

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to stop following me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

When the party starts, remain calm.

I can offer you a saké.

Someone's watching us.

We are questioning.

You angel!

I want you to hold me.

I can't find my punch anywhere.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

I'm a god.

I'm the worst guru on this planet

Good night!

Leave it here.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

This is the right time to be amused.

Show me the bike.

Get ready to run.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

No one can ever know the truth.

I have to tell you about the Heineken.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

You should make peace with your father.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

We're ghosts.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I know more than you realise.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I've reported it to the President.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

Why do you love me, so much?

You never take me seriously.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

I volunteer myself!

It was your fault that the dog died.

I see you know what to do.

Please, stop doing that.

You're coming with me!

I want you to be disruptive.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You can't have it.

Time is like a lake...

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

Can I make it matter?

I'm trying to open it.

I never really lived.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

This is a fine ship

Darling, it's so shiny.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

Delivery!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

My life is over.

Did you get lucky just now?

I'll help.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

It's time to make lunch.

We need to break up.

Let's play

I am frightening.

I have to tell you about Friday.

I despise you.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Hey, watch me dance.

It's not open.

I am going to Easter.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Your tongue has turned purple.

I'm alone in the universe.

Drop it here.

I love spring in China.

I want you to love me.

This room is haunted.

Be yourself!

I want that seal out of my house!

It's your fault that the plane was late.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

Someone's coming this way.

I need to tell you about the mermaid.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You should find your father.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a macchiato.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Get ready to laugh.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I know what to do.

We should ask for more money.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

My love, it's alive.

You're never going to get away with this!

If you're done, we'll get started.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

My life matters.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

I have the gun.

Why do you hate me, so much?

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I heard a noise coming from the conservatory.

You need it.

You fascinate me.

Take the drink and go.

I volunteer to go!

I want you to be threatened.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?

Your nose has turned black.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Hey, watch me leave.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want to tell you about the party.

When the curtain goes up, start crying.

I am going to the grand opening.

Can I make it up?

I'm going to need a bodyguard.

Be safe!

I bet you know why I'm going.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

Who left a ball in the guest room?

A boy needs love.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I know math.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I'll keep guard.

Leave it until morning.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I feel pathetic.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We've only got one hope.

It's not yours.

We need to fight.

I love fall in Germany.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You are so mean to me.

Don't get too close.

I can offer you an icecream.

Throw it here.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I'm the greatest knight on this planet

I want you to stop lying to me.

We're going to need a lot of nails.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'm going to need a spoon.

You're alone in the universe.

I want that giraffe out of my car!

Am I dead, or not?

I can't find my ale anywhere.

I want you to be irresponsible.

Good morning!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

I should start a business.

You could never need me.

This is a fine mess

A boy needs his grandfather.

Eating is good for the soul.

I have powers.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Please, don't move.

I heard a howl coming from the chapel.

Can I make a movie?

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

We're going to need a bricklayer.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

This looks nice.

I just want a sandwich. What's wrong with that?

You know it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I'm a ghost.

No one can ever know that I was here.

We are organized.

It's time to go to bed.

Show me the carrot.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I feel inferior.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

My love, it's so expensive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a tailor.

I have to tell you about the chai.

I want you to clean up after me.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

I know the future.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I love summer in Ireland.

I'm the only bartender on this planet

This is the perfect time to be angry.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

Just be yourself

We've only got one chance.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Be careful!

How dare you smile at me!

Who left a diet Coke in the kitchen?

You're weird.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

We should think about this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

You are so kind to me.

Take this with water.

You never stop to think.

I heard a voice coming from the dining room.

You should disown your mother.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I have lost the will to live.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

Good luck!

It's not the right size.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Can I make music?

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

All's well that ends well

I will always love you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

My life is a mystery.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I can offer you a job.

I want that cat out of my life!

I love fall in China.

Did you fart at work?

Give me the ball.

I'm the greatest bodyguard who ever lived.

I have to tell you about the the North Pole.

Please, stay where you are.

Hey, watch me move.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

This is the right time to be happy.

We're going to need a pilot.

I want you to kill me.

We're going to need a lot of money.

I heard laughter coming from the lobby.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

We're alone in the universe.

I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?

This looks great.

Open the curtains.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

You need me.

It's giving me a headache.

Ha-cha-cha.

I knew you could turn things around.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

Patience is a virtue

Let's get it

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Find some proof that they lied to you.

I want you to be obnoxious.

I'm trying to help.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Who left a dog in the kitchen?

Get ready to die.

I feel confused.

Stop, in the name of love.

I need you.

I'm the greatest bartender who ever lived.

I've reported it to the press.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Your eyes have turned orange.

Reading is good for the soul.

How much influence do you have?

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

Hand me the knife.

I can offer you a fishcake.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Can I make the team?

No one will ever know

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Luck is like a summer's day...

Take the piano and die.

I have the letter.

A boy needs discipline.

It was your fault that the cat died.

You will always despise me.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to stop me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You never listen.

It's not right.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

We need to make better decisions.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I have 20-20 vision.

I will always despise you.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I feel optimistic.

I want that dinosaur out of my house!

Don't ask any questions.

I can't find my chimpanzee anywhere.

I want you to be jolly.

This is the worst time to be here.

Your nose has turned red.

You're going to need a fork.

We've only got one of these.

Hey, watch me smile.

Hand me the spatula.

I love spring in Switzerland.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You are not my son.

Did you get lucky today?

You are an idiot.

I'm going to need a carpenter.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

I'll watch.

We're no good.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

You are my son.

Give it here.

I can offer you a good price.

Take the piano and go.

Open your heart.

I knew you could make up your mind.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks bearable

I know who you are.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Someone's locked the door.

A girl needs love.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

We need to stay.

You can have it.

It's time to go.

Who left a can opener in the control room?

When I was little, I wanted to be a yak herder.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

I have faith.

You should make peace with your mother.

We're gods.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

You will always hate me.

Did you fart last night?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Please, give up while you can.

Time to shine

It's your fault that the cat died.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Get ready to dance.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

Take the drink and leave.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Open the door.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I'm the only private detective on this planet

You never do what I want.

You are not my type.

This looks wrong.

I feel clumsy.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Someone's in here.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I'm trying to win.

Who left a knife in the studio?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We are understanding.

I can't find my hammer anywhere.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have to tell you about the locksmith.

I could never need you.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.

We're going to need a taxi-driver.

I can offer you a beer.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

Let's watch TV!

I want you to kiss me.

I never loved you.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're no good.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Take the money and go.

Your lips have turned brown.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

It's not dead.

You will always fascinate me.

Show me the spatula.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

It was my fault that Dad fell down the hole.

When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.

Whatever happens, don't panic

We need to stop.

Someone's having a bad day.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Am I coming with you, or not?

The first thing to consider is safety.

I volunteer to eat it!

You are not my mother.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Good grief!

I love autumn in Hong Kong.

I want you to be bold.

You never have time for me.

I heard weeping coming from the bathroom.

I can offer you a muffin.

I have needs.

I'm trying to leave.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

We've only got one option.

I can't find my Bud Light anywhere.

I want that turtle out of my car!

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You monster!

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