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This room is haunted.
Sound the alarm!
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Ha-cha-cha.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Can I make it worse?
Hand me the bagel.
When the bell rings, start singing.
It's now or never
You angel!
You crashed the car on purpose.
I have the scroll.
I feel frivolous.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
My life matters.
We're going to need a hammer.
We are dissonant.
Imagination is like a beach...
We need to order pizza.
I want that shark out of my house!
I'm going to need a lot of luck.
No one can ever know that I like you
Please, stay where you are.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
I never listened.
I want you to help me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I'm magnificent.
You won't find it.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
This looks interesting.
It's not ready.
I want you to stop tickling me.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
I am going to the party.
You should ask your mother.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open the bottle.
When I was little, I wanted to be a firefighter.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to be mealymouthed.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Take this with water.
A boy needs his father.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I'll watch.
Let's get it
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
We're gods.
I know the future.
Don't just stand there.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I'm a ghost.
Be careful!
Your nose has turned yellow.
You are so nice to me.
Darling, it's dead.
I'm the best guitarist who ever lived.
I see you every day.
I have 20-20 vision.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
Good luck!
Stop, in the name of love.
I've reported it to the police.
You are a hero.
You are my only hope.
My life is a mystery.
I heard a noise coming from the dungeon.
You never listen.
This is the right time to be alone.
We need to make a plan.
She was unconscious when I found her.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
This is a fine ship
Knitting is good for the soul.
I love winter in India.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to kill me.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to stop lying to me.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
Please, stop shouting.
You will always need me.
Did you fart this morning?
No one can ever know the truth.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
This room is shrinking.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
We've only got one option.
Delivery!
I never loved you.

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