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I bet you know why I'm tired.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I'm a ghost.
It's time to go to bed.
I can't find my monkey anywhere.
It's not safe.
I want you to kiss me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I could never hate you.
Leave it here.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
Find some proof that they deceived you.
I'll watch.
Darling, it's dead.
It wasn't my fault that the game sucked.
How dare you laugh at me!
Why do you hate me, so much?
A fish always rots from the head.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Let's go
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable
Don't fool around.
I want you to stop following me.
Show me the slice of pizza.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the stairs.
Someone's listening.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I need to tell you about the hydra.
We're gods.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Take this with you.
I'm the worst playwright on this planet
You should protect your mother.
I am scornful.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
You angel!
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
My life is cursed.
A boy needs confidence.
You burned it on purpose.
I want that chicken out of my house!
Get ready for this.
This looks interesting.
This is the worst time to be angry.
Throw it here.
I know what to do.
I have the time.
You're amazing!
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
You are a godsend.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
We need to fight.
You are my son.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
This is a fine mess
I'm trying to help.
You're no good.
Please, wait here.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
I have 20-20 vision.
Paddle your own canoe.
This room is haunted.
I want you to be profound.
Let's dance
Leave it outside.
I want you to look at me.
I will always love you.
Who left a muffin in the bedroom?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
We've only got one of these.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You will always despise me.
When I was little, I wanted to be an artist.
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
I want you to stop smelling me.
You are so kind to me.
I love summer in Spain.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
Dare to dream
Find some proof that they fooled you.
You're going to need a lot of paint.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I am maternal.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'm the worst welder who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I'll be here, if you need me.
I can offer you a celery stick.
I have to tell you about the bathroom.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
You're going to need a spoon.
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