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I'm trying to see the funny side.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
We're going to need a hammer.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Find some proof that he lied to you.
I know the future.
It's your fault that the train was late.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I'm the worst manicurist on this planet
Who left a ball in the attic?
Don't be scared. I just need you to listen
Please, stop laughing.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I want you to read to me.
You are my father.
I'll keep guard.
This is a fine mess
No one can ever know that I like skipping
You are so good to me.
I'm a ghost.
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