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Random Dialogue (x 50)
I'm a ghost.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
I want you to inspire me.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
Hey, watch me leave.
You broke it.
You're insignificant.
You should make peace with your mother.
Be better!
When I was little, I wanted to be a screenwriter.
I have the letter.
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
This looks bad.
I can offer you a diet Mountain Dew.
I want you to stop believing in me.
We're gods.
You burned it on purpose.
I'll get ready.
This is a stick up.
You're really something!
Drop it here.
You're going to need a hunter.
You are repressed.
I have to tell you about the closet.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
You are not my favourite.
Your face has turned red.
I feel ecstatic.
Take this and pray.
It's now or never
He was unconscious when I found him.
When the bell rings, start singing.
We've only got one of these.
You angel!
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
I volunteer to go!
We need to make a plan.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.
I see you have done this before.
This is the right time to be alone.
Victory is like a beach...
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I've reported it to Interpol.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are a thief.
Open the window.
Take the money and die.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
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