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Random Similes (x 100)
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Fears are like chocolate...
Reality is like a beautiful melody...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like eating a salad...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Learning is like changing your underwear...
Romance is like a beach...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Your opinion is like a party...
Dating is like writing a memo...
Crime is like a river...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Failure is like a picnic at the beach...
Anxiety is like a lake...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Death is like an ocean...
Running for office is like lighting a fire...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like doing the dishes...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
Imagination is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like opening a gate...
Strength is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Wealth is like a movie...
Poverty is like a river...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Reality is like an autumn day...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Love is like a beautiful melody...
Death is like a good book...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Dying is like opening a window...
Your victory is like a beach...
Bravery is like a mountain...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Your ego is like a guitar...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Success is like an ocean...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like turning on a radio...
Your opinion is like a forest...
Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...
Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Learning is like going to the playground...
Freedom is like a beautiful melody...
Your wisdom is like a river...
Failure is like a canvas...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Life is like a piano...
Romance is like a party...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Death is like a book...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Your ego is like a movie...
Dying is like doing the dishes...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Life is like a camera...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Wealth is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Learning is like lighting a fire...
Mercy is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like making toast...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like changing your underwear...
Love is like a good book...
Success is like a mountain...
Getting married is like gardening...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Dying is like applying for a job...
Fear is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Redemption is like a camera...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Sadness is like a guitar...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like opening a door...
Compassion is like a picnic at the beach...
Life is like a mountain...
Your ego is like a piano...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Peace is like a lake...
Dating is like taking medicine...
Time is like a book...
Love is like a beach...
Falling in love is like doing the laundry...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Crime is like a beautiful song...
Dying is like eating toast...
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