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Random Similes (x 100)
Dating is like fixing the TV...
Pride is like a mountain...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like making toast...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
Fears are like chocolate...
Getting married is like lighting a fire...
Romance is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Learning is like taking out the garbage...
Love is like a spring day...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Your anger is like a violin...
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Reality is like a canvas...
Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...
Life is like a piano...
Having a child is like doing the shopping...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a movie...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Sleep is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like lighting a candle...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Defeat is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like painting...
Running for office is like opening a window...
Friendship is like a camera...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Dying is like going to the beach...
Sadness is like a river...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like eating cupcakes...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Pride is like a party...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Imagination is like a beautiful song...
Falling in love is like gardening...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Wealth is like a violin...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Compassion is like a mountain...
Dating is like making cupcakes...
Your ego is like a guitar...
Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your sadness is like a piano...
Sorrow is like a picnic at the beach...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...
Life is like a movie...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Sleep is like a violin...
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Death is like a beach...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your opinion is like a camera...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Forgiveness is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like eating a sandwich...
Dating is like opening a window...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
Defeat is like a forest...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Death is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Wealth is like a party...
Dying is like going to the playground...
Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Poverty is like a camera...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Having a child is like lighting a fire...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Luck is like a lake...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of beer...
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Your imagination is like a piano...
Your forgiveness is like a book...
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
Reality is like a forest...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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