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Random Similes (x 100)

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Death is like a picnic at the beach...

Becoming rich is like doing chores...

Patriotism is like a violin...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Pleasure is like a guitar...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Dating is like making a cake...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Your ego is like a camera...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...

Wealth is like a canvas...

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Justice is like a multi-choice quiz...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Life is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like opening a door...

Success is like a movie...

Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Wealth is like a forest...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Learning is like doing chores...

Having a child is like taking out the garbage...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Time is like a mountain...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Love is like a book...

Fears are like chocolate...

Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Imagination is like a picnic in the park...

Dying is like changing a light bulb...

Your victory is like a lake...

Hate is like a movie...

Running for office is like eating a sandwich...

Life is like a party...

Learning is like opening a letter...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Wisdom is like a mountain...

Getting married is like writing a job application...

Friendship is like a camera...

Running for office is like fixing the TV...

Having a child is like doing renovations...

Hope is like a guitar...

Buying a house is like going to the fair...

Grief is like a picnic in the park...

Dying is like lighting a candle...

Crime is like a piano...

Reality is like an ocean...

Learning is like opening a gift...

Hate is like a summer's day...

Running for office is like writing a memo...

The truth is like a beach...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Life is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like making a salad...

Dying is like doing chores...

Fear is like a picnic at the beach...

Death is like a canvas...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Anxiety is like a bar of soap...

Failure is like a camera...

Becoming rich is like going to the fair...

Luck is like a guitar...

Compassion is like a book...

Finding a job is like making cupcakes...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Dying is like opening a gate...

Falling in love is like cooking...

Time is like a piano...

Running for office is like brushing your teeth...

Victory is like a lake...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Despair is like a river...

Dating is like turning on a light-switch...

Life is like a violin...

Grief is like a mountain...

Getting married is like changing your underwear...

Love is like a picnic at the beach...

Anxiety is like a party...

Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...

Freedom is like a forest...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Finding a job is like making a salad...

Luck is like a river...

Having a child is like opening a letter...

Death is like a book...

Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...

Your sadness is like an ocean...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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