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Random Similes (x 100)
Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Compassion is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Crime is like a beautiful song...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like making a cake...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Life is like a camera...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Your ego is like a guitar...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Death is like a forest...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Redemption is like a canvas...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Failure is like a beautiful melody...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a bar of soap...
Hate is like a mountain...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Life is like a piano...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Dating is like gardening...
Learning is like making cupcakes...
Pride is like a guitar...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Romance is like a beautiful melody...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Your happiness is like a camera...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Peace is like a violin...
Hope is like a forest...
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Finding a job is like doing renovations...
Success is like a lake...
Running for office is like eating spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like taking a bath...
Time is like a picnic at the beach...
Falling in love is like going to the playground...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Love is like a violin...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Learning is like opening a letter...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Friendship is like a beach...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Power is like a beautiful melody...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like painting...
Time is like a forest...
Dating is like writing a job application...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Redemption is like a lake...
Hope is like a good book...
Finding a job is like changing your underwear...
The truth is like a beach...
Getting married is like eating spaghetti...
Your ego is like a party...
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
Fears are like chocolate...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Defeat is like a canvas...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Sleep is like a winter's day...
Life is like a mountain...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Death is like a good book...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of beer...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Dating is like turning on a faucet...
Courage is like an ocean...
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Learning is like lighting a fire...
Bravery is like a lake...
Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Becoming rich is like tidying your room...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
The truth is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Your victory is like a violin...
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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