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Random Similes (x 100)
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Dying is like making spaghetti...
Fears are like chocolate...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Pride is like a party...
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Your ego is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Having a child is like brushing your teeth...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Redemption is like a river...
Learning is like doing the laundry...
Bravery is like a book...
Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Wisdom is like a party...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Your ego is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Love is like a camera...
Learning is like changing your underwear...
Knowledge is like a book...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like opening a letter...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Getting married is like cooking...
Romance is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Luck is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like doing housework...
Wealth is like a piano...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Bravery is like a beach...
Hope is like a violin...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Defeat is like an ocean...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Becoming rich is like opening a window...
Anger is like a beautiful song...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...
Justice is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like eating bread...
Mercy is like a camera...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Power is like a mountain...
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...
Having a child is like fixing the TV...
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
Dying is like applying for a job...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
Sleep is like an ocean...
Having a child is like tidying your room...
Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like making spaghetti...
Hate is like a violin...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Love is like a beach...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
Patriotism is like a canvas...
Dying is like doing housework...
Life is like a party...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Knowledge is like a camera...
Romance is like a mountain...
Getting married is like opening a door...
Success is like a forest...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Freedom is like a book...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Buying a house is like making a cake...
Hate is like a lake...
Learning is like fixing a computer...
Happiness is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like opening a door...
Victory is like a camera...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Reality is like a party...
Becoming rich is like going to the playground...
Peace is like a forest...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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