Happiness is like a party...

Buying a house is like applying for a job...

Your anger is like a winter's day...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like making a cake...

Failure is like a forest...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like changing a light bulb...

Poverty is like a camera...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Your ego is like an ocean...

Dating is like brushing your hair...

Hate is like a lake...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Life is like a canvas...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Time is like a picnic at the beach...

Patriotism is like a beautiful song...

Buying a house is like cooking...

Victory is like a guitar...

Dying is like doing housework...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like eating spaghetti...

Hope is like a piano...

Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...

Running for office is like taking a bath...

Laughter is like a canvas...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Motivation is like a mountain...

Getting married is like opening a gift...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Your pain is like a book...

Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Luck is like a camera...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Love is like a guitar...

Running for office is like writing a memo...

Failure is like an autumn day...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like making a sandwich...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like cooking...

Your sorrow is like a piano...

Becoming rich is like opening a gate...

Your ego is like a camera...

Romance is like an ocean...

Getting married is like taking out the garbage...

Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Poverty is like a picnic at the beach...

Dying is like making cupcakes...

The truth is like a movie...

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Learning is like doing the shopping...

Time is like a multi-choice quiz...

Finding a job is like going to the fair...

Strength is like a beautiful melody...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Pleasure is like a mountain...

Death is like a camera...

Becoming rich is like writing a shopping list...

Failure is like a piano...

Getting married is like cooking...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Forgiveness is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like making a sandwich...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like opening a gift...

Laughter is like a guitar...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Your ego is like a picnic in the park...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Life is like a violin...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...

Death is like a mountain...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Justice is like a river...

Dating is like making spaghetti...

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

Reality is like a movie...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Freedom is like a forest...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Hate is like an ocean...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Love is like a bar of soap...

Sleep is like a good book...

Fears are like chocolate...

Getting married is like eating toast...

Friendship is like a river...

Becoming rich is like brushing your teeth...

Happiness is like a camera...

Dating is like fixing the TV...

Victory is like a party...