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Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Dying is like making spaghetti...

Fears are like chocolate...

Running for office is like applying for a job...

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Pride is like a party...

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

Your ego is like a beautiful song...

Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like brushing your teeth...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Redemption is like a river...

Learning is like doing the laundry...

Bravery is like a book...

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Getting married is like turning on a lamp...

Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...

Friendship is like a bar of soap...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Wisdom is like a party...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Your ego is like a guitar...

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Love is like a camera...

Learning is like changing your underwear...

Knowledge is like a book...

Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like opening a letter...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Getting married is like cooking...

Romance is like a beautiful melody...

Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Luck is like a mountain...

Buying a house is like doing housework...

Wealth is like a piano...

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

Bravery is like a beach...

Hope is like a violin...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Dating is like tidying your room...

Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Defeat is like an ocean...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like opening a window...

Anger is like a beautiful song...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...

Justice is like a bar of soap...

Finding a job is like eating bread...

Mercy is like a camera...

Learning is like taking medicine...

Power is like a mountain...

Getting married is like doing the dishes...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...

Having a child is like fixing the TV...

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Sleep is like an ocean...

Having a child is like tidying your room...

Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like making spaghetti...

Hate is like a violin...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Love is like a beach...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Friendship is like a picnic in the park...

Patriotism is like a canvas...

Dying is like doing housework...

Life is like a party...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Knowledge is like a camera...

Romance is like a mountain...

Getting married is like opening a door...

Success is like a forest...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Freedom is like a book...

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...

Buying a house is like making a cake...

Hate is like a lake...

Learning is like fixing a computer...

Happiness is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like opening a door...

Victory is like a camera...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Reality is like a party...

Becoming rich is like going to the playground...

Peace is like a forest...

Running for office is like taking a bath...

Falling in love is like turning on a radio...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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