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Random Similes (x 100)

Getting married is like tidying your room...

Friendship is like a camera...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Knowledge is like a forest...

Dating is like writing a to do list...

Love is like a guitar...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Your happiness is like a lake...

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your strength is like a canvas...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Justice is like a violin...

Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...

Your ego is like a party...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Failure is like a river...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Your pride is like a beach...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Love is like an autumn day...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Dating is like painting...

Crime is like a piano...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Time is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like changing your underwear...

Freedom is like an ocean...

Dying is like doing chores...

Friendship is like a lake...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of wine...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

Learning is like lighting a fire...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Dating is like taking a bath...

Your anger is like a bar of soap...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sorrow is like a guitar...

Falling in love is like opening a gift...

Anxiety is like a forest...

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

Your redemption is like a piano...

Getting married is like making a sandwich...

Fears are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Learning is like fixing the TV...

Freedom is like a mountain...

Running for office is like lighting a candle...

Friendship is like a good book...

Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Sleep is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like opening a gate...

Knowledge is like a camera...

Learning is like turning on a lamp...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

The truth is like a canvas...

Learning is like tidying your room...

Happiness is like a movie...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like cooking...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Getting married is like writing a to do list...

Running for office is like changing your underwear...

Reality is like a picnic in the park...

Patriotism is like a piano...

Falling in love is like eating a sandwich...

Luck is like a lake...

Having a child is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your ego is like a mountain...

Dating is like turning on a radio...

Romance is like a camera...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...

Learning is like fixing a computer...

Failure is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like doing the shopping...

Knowledge is like a beautiful song...

Finding a job is like changing your underwear...

Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...

Running for office is like opening a gate...

Life is like a mountain...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...

Poverty is like a forest...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Redemption is like a book...

Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

Patriotism is like a river...

Love is like a summer's day...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Victory is like a piano...

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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