Death is like a guitar...

Running for office is like applying for a job...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your ego is like a violin...

Learning is like taking medicine...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Success is like a multi-choice quiz...

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

Dying is like fixing a broken vase...

Forgiveness is like a lake...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...

Time is like an autumn day...

Dating is like writing a to do list...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Failure is like a guitar...

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Mercy is like an ocean...

Running for office is like doing housework...

Despair is like a movie...

Dying is like opening a gate...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Bravery is like a violin...

Having a child is like fixing a computer...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...

Death is like a piano...

Falling in love is like going to the beach...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Hope is like a canvas...

Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like writing a memo...

Defeat is like a picnic in the park...

Finding a job is like brushing your hair...

Your ego is like a party...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Failure is like a mountain...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of wine...

Fears are like chocolate...

Having a child is like going to the playground...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Sleep is like a beautiful song...

Forgiveness is like a good book...

Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like doing renovations...

Defeat is like a camera...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Success is like a river...

Dying is like turning on a faucet...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Sorrow is like a lake...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...

Buying a house is like applying for a job...

Despair is like a mountain...

Running for office is like eating toast...

Patriotism is like an ocean...

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Friendship is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Death is like a winter's day...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Your pain is like a picnic in the park...

Dying is like doing the dishes...

Hope is like a beautiful song...

Luck is like a guitar...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sleep is like a party...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Anxiety is like a beach...

Having a child is like opening a door...

Failure is like a good book...

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

Wisdom is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...

Love is like a camera...

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Courage is like a summer's day...

Freedom is like a canvas...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Your fear is like a movie...

Finding a job is like opening a door...

Sorrow is like a violin...

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Success is like a good book...

Love is like a river...

Patriotism is like a beach...

Running for office is like tidying your room...