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Random Similes (x 100)
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Life is like a beautiful song...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
Fears are like chocolate...
Getting married is like going to the fair...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Victory is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like making cupcakes...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Anger is like a forest...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Happiness is like a beautiful song...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Wisdom is like a spring day...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Reality is like a camera...
Dating is like doing chores...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Justice is like a movie...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Success is like a picnic in the park...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like cooking...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Bravery is like a violin...
Sadness is like a lake...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Learning is like taking a bath...
Justice is like a summer's day...
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
Hope is like a piano...
Dying is like lighting a candle...
Failure is like a book...
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Sleep is like a beach...
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Learning is like doing chores...
Life is like a camera...
Love is like an ocean...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Imagination is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like applying for a job...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Wisdom is like a picnic at the beach...
Getting married is like writing a memo...
Wealth is like a mountain...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Pride is like a camera...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Hope is like an ocean...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your forgiveness is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like doing chores...
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like lighting a candle...
Death is like a lake...
Running for office is like opening a gift...
Dating is like making spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...
Time is like an ocean...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Your forgiveness is like a picnic in the park...
Love is like a guitar...
Success is like a camera...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Having a child is like writing a memo...
Your redemption is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Your pain is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like doing renovations...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like opening a door...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Life is like an ocean...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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