Dying is like mowing the lawn...

Victory is like a picnic at the beach...

Having a child is like writing a shopping list...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Laughter is like a good book...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Love is like a party...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like tidying your room...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

The truth is like an ocean...

Dating is like taking a bath...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Running for office is like changing a light bulb...

Luck is like a lake...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like writing a memo...

Fear is like a picnic at the beach...

Falling in love is like making cupcakes...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Freedom is like a beautiful melody...

Learning is like doing chores...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Justice is like a forest...

Having a child is like taking out the garbage...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like writing a memo...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Dating is like lighting a fire...

Romance is like a camera...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like painting...

Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Freedom is like a river...

Learning is like applying for a job...

Death is like a guitar...

Running for office is like tidying your room...

Wisdom is like a violin...

Dating is like making spaghetti...

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

Wealth is like a movie...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Friendship is like a beautiful song...

Pleasure is like a picnic at the beach...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

Your victory is like a multi-choice quiz...

Fears are like chocolate...

Dating is like eating a salad...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Success is like a piano...

Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Life is like a camera...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Your ego is like a bar of soap...

Having a child is like opening a gift...

Bravery is like a guitar...

Your anger is like an autumn day...

Finding a job is like doing the dishes...

Crime is like a movie...

Getting married is like making toast...

Reality is like a mountain...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Strength is like a beautiful song...

Grief is like an ocean...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...

Wisdom is like a book...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Imagination is like a camera...

Finding a job is like opening a window...

Romance is like a piano...

Running for office is like changing your underwear...

Forgiveness is like a movie...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Death is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like eating a sandwich...

Success is like a book...

Happiness is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Your ego is like a picnic in the park...

Getting married is like opening a gate...

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Love is like a camera...

Falling in love is like writing a to do list...

Finding a job is like going to the beach...

Hate is like a movie...

Learning is like eating a cake...