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Random Similes (x 100)

Hopes are like chocolate...

Your pain is like a violin...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like opening a door...

Sorrow is like a canvas...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Defeat is like a party...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like eating bread...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Dating is like taking medicine...

Pride is like a picnic in the park...

Poverty is like an ocean...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...

Love is like a mountain...

Dating is like writing an I.O.U...

Fears are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Pain is like a violin...

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Patriotism is like a piano...

Getting married is like making a salad...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Freedom is like a lake...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Romance is like a book...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your sorrow is like a beach...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Friendship is like a camera...

Dating is like turning on a faucet...

Death is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like opening a window...

Your ego is like a beautiful melody...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...

Laughter is like a mountain...

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like brushing your hair...

Pride is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Happiness is like a movie...

Romance is like a forest...

Compassion is like an ocean...

Running for office is like making a sandwich...

Dating is like opening a door...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like changing your underwear...

Having a child is like turning on a radio...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Love is like a camera...

Getting married is like taking a bath...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Reality is like a beautiful song...

Freedom is like a guitar...

Running for office is like brushing your hair...

Crime is like a canvas...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Despair is like a bar of soap...

Finding a job is like doing the laundry...

Knowledge is like a beach...

Dying is like tidying your room...

Having a child is like eating toast...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

Your ego is like a camera...

Buying a house is like fixing the TV...

Wealth is like a mountain...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...

Death is like a winter's day...

Learning is like applying for a job...

Running for office is like turning on a faucet...

The truth is like a river...

Dying is like eating cupcakes...

Friendship is like a lake...

Having a child is like doing the shopping...

Life is like an ocean...

Happiness is like a beautiful song...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

Defeat is like a camera...

Buying a house is like writing a to do list...

Luck is like an autumn day...

Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...

Dating is like going to the playground...

Becoming rich is like opening a gate...

Love is like a movie...

Failure is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like turning on a faucet...

Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...

Finding a job is like eating a salad...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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