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Random Similes (x 100)

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Death is like a camera...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like changing a light bulb...

Life is like a party...

Buying a house is like fixing a computer...

Romance is like a violin...

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

Fear is like a multi-choice quiz...

Getting married is like brushing your hair...

Patriotism is like a forest...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like painting...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Luck is like a picnic in the park...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Defeat is like a canvas...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like doing housework...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

The truth is like a river...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Pleasure is like a beautiful song...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Your ego is like a camera...

Getting married is like turning on a faucet...

Sleep is like a guitar...

Having a child is like brushing your teeth...

Friendship is like an autumn day...

Dying is like eating cupcakes...

Dating is like opening a window...

Mercy is like a canvas...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like doing housework...

Life is like a violin...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...

Your pride is like a river...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Love is like a multi-choice quiz...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Time is like a spring day...

Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Your opinion is like a camera...

Failure is like a movie...

Getting married is like writing a memo...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

Becoming rich is like opening a gift...

Peace is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like doing the laundry...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Running for office is like tidying your room...

Success is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...

Victory is like a piano...

Buying a house is like taking a bath...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Friendship is like a violin...

Having a child is like making a sandwich...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like opening a letter...

Courage is like a camera...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Life is like a river...

Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Sleep is like a picnic in the park...

Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Becoming rich is like doing housework...

Anger is like a violin...

Getting married is like writing a to do list...

Defeat is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like opening a letter...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Life is like a movie...

Dating is like gardening...

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like tidying your room...

The truth is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...

Death is like a forest...

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like writing an I.O.U...

Failure is like a beautiful melody...

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

Romance is like a river...

Motivation is like a book...

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Justice is like an ocean...

The truth is like a multi-choice quiz...

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like making a cake...

Learning is like writing a to do list...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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