Laughter is the best medicine.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

Live and let live.

While there is life, there is hope.

If you build it, they will come.

Only the good die young.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

Fortune favours the brave.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

Might is right.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Oil and water don't mix.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

Tomorrow is another day.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Look before you leap.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Money isn't everything.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Nothing new under the sun.

Possession is nine points of the law.

All that glitters is not gold.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

An man's home is his castle.

A golden key can open any door.

There's no time like the present.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

There's a time and a place for everything.

Silence construes consent.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

History repeats itself.

You can't always get what you want.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

The show must go on.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

No man is an island.

It's never too late to mend.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Faith will move mountains.

The best defence is a good offence.

Nine tailors make a man.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

To every thing there is a season.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

The best is the enemy of the good.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

The end justifies the means.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Don't throw good money after bad.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Less said, soon mended.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Money talks.

Life begins at forty.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

Don't rock the boat.

The exception which proves the rule.

Time is a great healer.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Once bitten, twice shy.

He who hesitates is lost.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Grief divided is made lighter.

The more the merrier.

You can't win them all.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Bad money drives out good.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

It's all grist to the mill.

Give the Devil his due.

Half a loaf is better than none.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

The best-laid plans go astray.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

The early bird gets the worm.

You can't make bricks without straw.

Needs must when the devil drives.

Horses for courses.

All's fair in love and war.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

First things first.

Learn to walk before you run.

Give credit where credit is due.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

Even a worm will turn.

Children should be seen and not heard.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Another day, another dollar.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

No man can serve two masters.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

It takes two to tango.

A miss is as good as a mile.

For everything there is a season.

All publicity is good publicity.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

Good fences make good neighbours.

Fight the good fight.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

Variety is the spice of life.

One hand washes the other.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

You win some, you lose some.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

All things must pass.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

There's an exception to every rule.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

The Devil looks after his own.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

There's no smoke without fire.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Like father, like son.

A thing begun is half done.

Crime doesn't pay.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Talk is cheap.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Enough is enough.

Dead men tell no tales.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

You are never too old to learn.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Quid pro quo.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Honesty is the best policy.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Revenge is sweet.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

Time flies.

Slow but sure.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

Don't change horses in midstream.

Always put your best foot forward.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Money is the root of all evil.

Good things come in small packages.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

All the world loves a lover.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

A man is known by his friends.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

Never tell tales out of school.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

What can't be cured must be endured.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Share and share alike.

Physician, heal thyself.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Get out while the getting is good.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

To the victor go the spoils.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

Different strokes for different folks.

A cat may look at a king.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Put your best foot forward.

Misery loves company.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

If the cap fits, wear it.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Love is blind.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Beware the Ides of March.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.

It never rains but it pours.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Tomorrow never comes.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

Persuasion is better than force.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Paddle your own canoe.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

The leopard does not change his spots.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

Love makes the world go round.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Time is money.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Marriages are made in heaven.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Keep your chin up.

You can have too much of a good thing.

Let the buyer beware.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Truth will out.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Attack is the best form of defence.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

East is east, and west is west.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

There's no place like home.

Man does not live by bread alone.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Silence is golden.

Good things come to those who wait.

Small things amuse small minds.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Great minds think alike.

Money makes the world go round.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

Business before pleasure.

Haste makes waste.

Count your blessings.

The age of miracles is past.

No pain, no gain.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

God helps those who help themselves.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Christmas comes but once a year.

Knowledge is power.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Every stick has two ends.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

Never go to bed on an argument.

All good things must come to an end.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Let well alone.

Shrouds have no pockets.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

One good deed deserves another.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Make love not war.

Handsome is as handsome does.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

It's the singer not the song.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Let bygones be bygones.

Clothes do not make the man.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

All roads lead to Rome.

A poor worker blames the tools.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

Pearls of wisdom.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

Only fools and horses work.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Don't get mad, get even.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

Time will tell.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Still waters run deep.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Better late than never.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

Strike while the iron is hot.

Bad news travels fast.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Virtue is its own reward.

It takes one to know one.

Beauty is only skin deep.

More haste, less speed.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Everyone has their price.

Keep your powder dry.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

You are what you eat.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

Fight fire with fire.

Easy come, easy go.

A watched pot never boils.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

Never speak ill of the dead.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

An army marches on its stomach.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Each to their own.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Live and learn.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

All you need is love.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

The customer is always right.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Forgive and forget.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

Cheats never prosper.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Practice what you preach.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

A house is not a home.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

It goes without saying.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Every dog has its day.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

Let the dead bury the dead.

Third time lucky.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

First come, first served.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

There's safety in numbers.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Seek and you shall find.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Make haste slowly.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

Appearances can be deceptive.

What goes up must come down.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

There's one born every minute.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

No news is good news.

Seeing is believing.

Wonders will never cease.

A fish always rots from the head.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Patience is a virtue.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Love will find a way.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

There is honour among thieves.

You can't take it with you.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

First impressions are the most lasting.

The wages of sin is death.

Good talk saves the food.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

When one door shuts, another opens.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Charity begins at home.

East, west, home's best.

No rest for the wicked.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

The bigger, the better.

If you can't be good, be careful.

Blood is thicker than water.

The Devil is in the details.

Hide in plain sight.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Practice makes perfect.