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There's no fool like an old fool.

Tomorrow never comes.

Possession is nine points of the law.

Small things amuse small minds.

Never tell tales out of school.

A house is not a home.

It takes one to know one.

Money talks.

An man's home is his castle.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Better late than never.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Big fish eat little fish.

Honesty is the best policy.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

A cat has nine lives.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Slow but sure.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Even a worm will turn.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

More haste, less speed.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

Children should be seen and not heard.

Christmas comes but once a year.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

The pen is mightier than sword.

Love will find a way.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Crime doesn't pay.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

A bad penny always turns up.

Life begins at forty.

Knowledge is power.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

Bad news travels fast.

Time and tide wait for no one.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Business before pleasure.

Let well alone.

Each to their own.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All the world loves a lover.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Haste makes waste.

Wonders will never cease.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

History repeats itself.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Pride comes before a fall.

For everything there is a season.

There is no accounting for tastes.

To every thing there is a season.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

Love is blind.

Blood is thicker than water.

You win some, you lose some.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Paddle your own canoe.

Don't get mad, get even.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Never speak ill of the dead.

Good fences make good neighbours.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

All publicity is good publicity.

Silence is golden.

Nothing new under the sun.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

Dead men tell no tales.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

A miss is as good as a mile.

The best things in life are free.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

All good things must come to an end.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

Love makes the world go round.

Good things come to those who wait.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

An army marches on its stomach.

Horses for courses.

The early bird gets the worm.

Needs must when the devil drives.

A poor worker blames the tools.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

All good things come to those that wait.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

Stupid is as stupid does.

All's fair in love and war.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

Enough is enough.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Quid pro quo.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

It's the singer not the song.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

You can't take it with you.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

No rest for the wicked.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

It never rains but it pours.

Give credit where credit is due.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Cheats never prosper.

You can't make bricks without straw.

Hide in plain sight.

While there is life, there is hope.

You can have too much of a good thing.

The show must go on.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

Seize the day.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

Might is right.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

Misery loves company.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

It's all grist to the mill.

Every picture tells a story.

A thing begun is half done.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Different strokes for different folks.

All roads lead to Rome.

All's well that ends well.

First come, first served.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

When one door shuts, another opens.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Man does not live by bread alone.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

Physician, heal thyself.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Beware the Ides of March.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Make haste slowly.

Silence construes consent.

Strike while the iron is hot.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Make hay while the sun shines.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

God helps those who help themselves.

One good deed deserves another.

Forgive and forget.

Count your blessings.

Learn to walk before you run.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

No man can serve two masters.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

There's no place like home.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Truth will out.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

Practice makes perfect.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

The Devil is in the details.

There's safety in numbers.

Tomorrow is another day.

Handsome is as handsome does.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Practice what you preach.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Charity begins at home.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

Make love not war.

A picture paints a thousand words.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

One swallow does not a summer make.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

The bigger, the better.

You are what you eat.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Pearls of wisdom.

Walls have ears.

It's better to give than to receive.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

To the victor go the spoils.

Put your best foot forward.

A watched pot never boils.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Always put your best foot forward.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Less is more.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

He who hesitates is lost.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

The customer is always right.

Clothes do not make the man.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

If you build it, they will come.

Attack is the best form of defence.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Everyone has their price.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Time flies.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

Let the buyer beware.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Only the good die young.

Great minds think alike.

No pain, no gain.

A golden key can open any door.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Talk is cheap.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

Good things come in small packages.

Out of sight, out of mind.

The best defence is a good offence.

All you need is love.

There's an exception to every rule.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

Give the Devil his due.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Moderation in all things.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Keep your chin up.

First things first.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

A stitch in time saves nine.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Children and fools tell the truth.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

A person is known by the company they keep.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

It ain't over, till it's over.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

The longest journey starts with a single step.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

The age of miracles is past.

All things must pass.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Like father, like son.

Accidents will happen.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

You can't always get what you want.

If you can't be good, be careful.

It's best to be on the safe side.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Share and share alike.

A man is known by his friends.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

The truth will out.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

Every stick has two ends.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

What can't be cured must be endured.

Only fools and horses work.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

What goes around comes around.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

No news is good news.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Don't rock the boat.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Let bygones be bygones.

It goes without saying.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Better safe than sorry.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

Live and let live.

Let the dead bury the dead.

Fight fire with fire.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

The more the merrier.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Actions speak louder than words.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

Good talk saves the food.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Live and learn.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Patience is a virtue.

It takes two to tango.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

There's one born every minute.

Get out while the getting is good.

East is east, and west is west.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

You can't win them all.

Time is money.

Slow and steady wins the race.

A good man is hard to find.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

Grief divided is made lighter.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

One hand washes the other.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

There are two sides to every question.

Enough is as good as a feast.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

There's no time like the present.

Appearances can be deceptive.

Hope springs eternal.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Life is what you make it.

Revenge is sweet.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Oil and water don't mix.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

Half a loaf is better than none.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

Virtue is its own reward.

Speak as you find.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

Don't shoot the messenger.

All that glitters is not gold.

East, west, home's best.

Money isn't everything.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

There's no smoke without fire.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

Time is a great healer.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

A word to the wise is enough.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

The exception which proves the rule.

Easy come, easy go.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

Ignorance is bliss.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Many hands make light work.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

The Devil looks after his own.

Don't change horses in midstream.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Money is the root of all evil.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Keep your powder dry.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

A fish always rots from the head.

There is honour among thieves.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

Two heads are better than one.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

Look before you leap.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Any port in a storm.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Fortune favours the brave.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

Shrouds have no pockets.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

What goes up must come down.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

The leopard does not change his spots.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Go the extra mile.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Manners maketh the man.

Home is where the heart is.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Still waters run deep.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

A dog is a man's best friend.

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