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When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Tomorrow never comes.

The best things in life are free.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

Don't throw good money after bad.

One swallow does not a summer make.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Easy come, easy go.

Learn to walk before you run.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Never tell tales out of school.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Talk is cheap.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

A miss is as good as a mile.

Silence construes consent.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Nothing new under the sun.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Another day, another dollar.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

The early bird gets the worm.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

It ain't over, till it's over.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

A picture paints a thousand words.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Let the buyer beware.

Accidents will happen.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

Keep your powder dry.

There's safety in numbers.

Different strokes for different folks.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

A word to the wise is enough.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

The best defence is a good offence.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

Nine tailors make a man.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Small things amuse small minds.

A thing begun is half done.

All good things must come to an end.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Let well alone.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Fight the good fight.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

An man's home is his castle.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Attack is the best form of defence.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Truth will out.

Money talks.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

Any port in a storm.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

For everything there is a season.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

If you build it, they will come.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

There's a time and a place for everything.

Good things come in small packages.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

He who hesitates is lost.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Time is money.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Less is more.

Tomorrow is another day.

First things first.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

Oil and water don't mix.

There's no place like home.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

The leopard does not change his spots.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

Time is a great healer.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

It's never too late to mend.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Give the Devil his due.

Every stick has two ends.

Share and share alike.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Honesty is the best policy.

Walls have ears.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

A cat may look at a king.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

The show must go on.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Every dog has its day.

You can't win them all.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Nothing succeeds like success.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

Haste makes waste.

Good fences make good neighbours.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

Enough is as good as a feast.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

The more the merrier.

Pearls of wisdom.

Money makes the world go round.

All's fair in love and war.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Make love not war.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Pride comes before a fall.

Seeing is believing.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Look before you leap.

Handsome is as handsome does.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Practice what you preach.

Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Bad money drives out good.

Christmas comes but once a year.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Misery loves company.

Life begins at forty.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Physician, heal thyself.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

All good things come to those that wait.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Horses for courses.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

Good things come to those who wait.

Half a loaf is better than none.

Practice makes perfect.

You can't always get what you want.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

A person is known by the company they keep.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

Home is where the heart is.

Give credit where credit is due.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Keep your chin up.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Don't change horses in midstream.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Forewarned is forearmed.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

It never rains but it pours.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

If the cap fits, wear it.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Marriages are made in heaven.

Virtue is its own reward.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

A fish always rots from the head.

Waste not, want not.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

What can't be cured must be endured.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

Never speak ill of the dead.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

All roads lead to Rome.

Let bygones be bygones.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Only fools and horses work.

All the world loves a lover.

The customer is always right.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

Slow but sure.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

The exception which proves the rule.

No pain, no gain.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Cheats never prosper.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

It goes without saying.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

You win some, you lose some.

All publicity is good publicity.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

An army marches on its stomach.

Stupid is as stupid does.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Love is blind.

The best is the enemy of the good.

One good deed deserves another.

Revenge is sweet.

It's all grist to the mill.

Everyone has their price.

There's one born every minute.

If you can't be good, be careful.

Great minds think alike.

Dead men tell no tales.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

Count your blessings.

You are never too old to learn.

No rest for the wicked.

First come, first served.

Ignorance is bliss.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Hide in plain sight.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

There's no time like the present.

To the victor go the spoils.

Love will find a way.

It takes two to tango.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

A house is not a home.

Many hands make light work.

Big fish eat little fish.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Money isn't everything.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Enough is enough.

You can't make bricks without straw.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

The Devil is in the details.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What goes around comes around.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Knowledge is power.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

There is honour among thieves.

Still waters run deep.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

Even a worm will turn.

Only the good die young.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Less said, soon mended.

Fortune favours the brave.

Fight fire with fire.

Better safe than sorry.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

Bad news travels fast.

Love makes the world go round.

While there is life, there is hope.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

A watched pot never boils.

The wages of sin is death.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Possession is nine points of the law.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Quid pro quo.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Opposites attract.

To every thing there is a season.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

You can have too much of a good thing.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

Youth is wasted on the young.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

More haste, less speed.

East, west, home's best.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Seek and you shall find.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

Man does not live by bread alone.

Strike while the iron is hot.

No news is good news.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

Hope springs eternal.

Faith will move mountains.

The end justifies the means.

Forgive and forget.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Persuasion is better than force.

The bigger, the better.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

Better late than never.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

Seize the day.

Go the extra mile.

Manners maketh the man.

Let the dead bury the dead.

No man can serve two masters.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A golden key can open any door.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

A leopard can't change its spots.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Moderation in all things.

It's better to give than to receive.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Always put your best foot forward.

All that glitters is not gold.

No man is an island.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

Patience is a virtue.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

A man is known by his friends.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Paddle your own canoe.

Crime doesn't pay.

The Devil looks after his own.

History repeats itself.

Put your best foot forward.

A poor worker blames the tools.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

All things must pass.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Children should be seen and not heard.

The longest journey starts with a single step.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

A bad penny always turns up.

What goes up must come down.

Variety is the spice of life.

There are two sides to every question.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

It's best to be on the safe side.

Actions speak louder than words.

You can't take it with you.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Money is the root of all evil.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Business before pleasure.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

A good man is hard to find.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Beauty is only skin deep.

One hand washes the other.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Blood is thicker than water.

Time flies.

Good talk saves the food.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

Like father, like son.

There's an exception to every rule.

Wonders will never cease.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Slow and steady wins the race.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

Beware the Ides of March.

A cat has nine lives.

All you need is love.

Time will tell.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

You reap what you sow.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

Two heads are better than one.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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