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Bad money drives out good.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

The customer is always right.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

Barking dogs seldom bite.

The exception which proves the rule.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Manners maketh the man.

The show must go on.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Don't rock the boat.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

Like father, like son.

You are what you eat.

Every stick has two ends.

You can have too much of a good thing.

A stitch in time saves nine.

For everything there is a season.

Walls have ears.

Money isn't everything.

Crime doesn't pay.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Might is right.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

More haste, less speed.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

There's a time and a place for everything.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

It's never too late to mend.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Practice what you preach.

Money makes the world go round.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

All roads lead to Rome.

Good talk saves the food.

First come, first served.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

Virtue is its own reward.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Money talks.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Only fools and horses work.

Get out while the getting is good.

All you need is love.

All good things come to those that wait.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Enough is enough.

Honesty is the best policy.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Good fences make good neighbours.

No pain, no gain.

He who hesitates is lost.

Clothes do not make the man.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Never give a sucker an even break.

All that glitters is not gold.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

History repeats itself.

Love makes the world go round.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

There's one born every minute.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Slow but sure.

The early bird gets the worm.

There is honour among thieves.

Horses for courses.

Strike while the iron is hot.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Time is money.

Nine tailors make a man.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

All publicity is good publicity.

Forgive and forget.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Appearances can be deceptive.

Pride comes before a fall.

Opposites attract.

Big fish eat little fish.

Make hay while the sun shines.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

It's best to be on the safe side.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Keep your powder dry.

If the cap fits, wear it.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

Everyone has their price.

A picture paints a thousand words.

One good deed deserves another.

Live and learn.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Half a loaf is better than none.

Keep your chin up.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

No man can serve two masters.

East, west, home's best.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Never speak ill of the dead.

Fight fire with fire.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

Knowledge is power.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

A cat may look at a king.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Put your best foot forward.

Still waters run deep.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Persuasion is better than force.

Don't change horses in midstream.

Good things come to those who wait.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

You reap what you sow.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Don't throw good money after bad.

Share and share alike.

First things first.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Christmas comes but once a year.

An man's home is his castle.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

All good things must come to an end.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Birds of a feather flock together.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Home is where the heart is.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

No news is good news.

Learn to walk before you run.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Seeing is believing.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Let the buyer beware.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Handsome is as handsome does.

Make love not war.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

Children and fools tell the truth.

The age of miracles is past.

Nothing succeeds like success.

Any port in a storm.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

The end justifies the means.

It goes without saying.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

The longest journey starts with a single step.

It's better to give than to receive.

Make haste slowly.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

God helps those who help themselves.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Truth will out.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

The Devil is in the details.

Moderation in all things.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

A thing begun is half done.

Great minds think alike.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Love is blind.

Enough is as good as a feast.

East is east, and west is west.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Money is the root of all evil.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

A poor worker blames the tools.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

The more the merrier.

Never tell tales out of school.

Give the Devil his due.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Quid pro quo.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Seize the day.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Children should be seen and not heard.

A cat has nine lives.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Talk is cheap.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

The Devil looks after his own.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Possession is nine points of the law.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Bad news travels fast.

A bad penny always turns up.

Never go to bed on an argument.

What can't be cured must be endured.

Haste makes waste.

The wages of sin is death.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Life is what you make it.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Let bygones be bygones.

One hand washes the other.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

If you build it, they will come.

Actions speak louder than words.

Many hands make light work.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

Look before you leap.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

There's safety in numbers.

No man is an island.

Needs must when the devil drives.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

A man is known by his friends.

Every dog has its day.

An army marches on its stomach.

Oil and water don't mix.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

Count your blessings.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

Curiosity killed the cat.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

Fortune favours the brave.

Nothing new under the sun.

It never rains but it pours.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

The leopard does not change his spots.

Live and let live.

Less said, soon mended.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Better late than never.

All's fair in love and war.

There's no smoke without fire.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

A word to the wise is enough.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

Little pitchers have big ears.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

While there is life, there is hope.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

Life begins at forty.

A watched pot never boils.

It takes two to tango.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

To every thing there is a season.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

The best things in life are free.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Hide in plain sight.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

A miss is as good as a mile.

It takes one to know one.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

A house is not a home.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

You can't take it with you.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tomorrow never comes.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Ignorance is bliss.

Beware the Ides of March.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Business before pleasure.

All things must pass.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Accidents will happen.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

The best defence is a good offence.

Cheats never prosper.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

The truth will out.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Physician, heal thyself.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

Love will find a way.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Time will tell.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Man does not live by bread alone.

What goes up must come down.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

Pearls of wisdom.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Revenge is sweet.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

To the victor go the spoils.

You win some, you lose some.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

There's an exception to every rule.

When one door shuts, another opens.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

Practice makes perfect.

It's all grist to the mill.

Patience is a virtue.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

You can't win them all.

Easy come, easy go.

You are never too old to learn.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Good things come in small packages.

Waste not, want not.

There are two sides to every question.

Small things amuse small minds.

Misery loves company.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Time is a great healer.

Each to their own.

A good man is hard to find.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

Give credit where credit is due.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

All the world loves a lover.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Time and tide wait for no one.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Even a worm will turn.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

You can't make bricks without straw.

Less is more.

Speak as you find.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Two heads are better than one.

Hope springs eternal.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

Let well alone.

Marriages are made in heaven.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

What goes around comes around.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

Silence construes consent.

A dog is a man's best friend.

There's no time like the present.

It's the singer not the song.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Better safe than sorry.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Wonders will never cease.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Blood is thicker than water.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Tomorrow is another day.

Dead men tell no tales.

Only the good die young.

Time flies.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

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