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Money makes the world go round.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
All's fair in love and war.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Keep your chin up.
Small things amuse small minds.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Seeing is believing.
There's no time like the present.
For everything there is a season.
The truth will out.
All's well that ends well.
What goes around comes around.
The best-laid plans go astray.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Nothing new under the sun.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Manners maketh the man.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
He who hesitates is lost.
Love is blind.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Physician, heal thyself.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Better safe than sorry.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
You are what you eat.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Make haste slowly.
Keep your powder dry.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
No man can serve two masters.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Little pitchers have big ears.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Silence construes consent.
Silence is golden.
Don't rock the boat.
Don't get mad, get even.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
The more the merrier.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Time will tell.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
There's one born every minute.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Might is right.
All roads lead to Rome.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Curiosity killed the cat.
To every thing there is a season.
Horses for courses.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
It never rains but it pours.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Go the extra mile.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
It's better to give than to receive.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Forewarned is forearmed.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Let the buyer beware.
You can have too much of a good thing.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Easy come, easy go.
Wonders will never cease.
Seize the day.
There's no place like home.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Revenge is sweet.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Love makes the world go round.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Every stick has two ends.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Misery loves company.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Knowledge is power.
First come, first served.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Like father, like son.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
God helps those who help themselves.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Let well alone.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Variety is the spice of life.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
One hand washes the other.
A picture paints a thousand words.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Seek and you shall find.
Share and share alike.
Every picture tells a story.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Tomorrow is another day.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
An man's home is his castle.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Beauty is only skin deep.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
No news is good news.
Time is a great healer.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Good talk saves the food.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
It's the singer not the song.
Time and tide wait for no one.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
A word to the wise is enough.
Tomorrow never comes.
Talk is cheap.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
It's never too late to mend.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Once bitten, twice shy.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Do as I say, not as I do.
A fish always rots from the head.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Charity begins at home.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Marriages are made in heaven.
While there is life, there is hope.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
It takes one to know one.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Paddle your own canoe.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Any port in a storm.
A good man is hard to find.
You can't take it with you.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Count your blessings.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Actions speak louder than words.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Less is more.
Cheats never prosper.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Learn to walk before you run.
There's safety in numbers.
Big fish eat little fish.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
The wages of sin is death.
All that glitters is not gold.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Grief divided is made lighter.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
A thing begun is half done.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
No pain, no gain.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Great minds think alike.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Time flies.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Business before pleasure.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
No rest for the wicked.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Practice what you preach.
There are two sides to every question.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
The Devil looks after his own.
Pearls of wisdom.
There is honour among thieves.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Walls have ears.
Enough is enough.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
A cat may look at a king.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Haste makes waste.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
If you build it, they will come.
Third time lucky.
All good things must come to an end.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Crime doesn't pay.
A golden key can open any door.
The Devil is in the details.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Money isn't everything.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Persuasion is better than force.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Each to their own.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
A man is known by his friends.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Live and learn.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
The bigger, the better.
Quid pro quo.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
It's best to be on the safe side.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Forgive and forget.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
To the victor go the spoils.
Better late than never.
The age of miracles is past.
The leopard does not change his spots.
There's no smoke without fire.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
All good things come to those that wait.
All things must pass.
Life begins at forty.
Truth will out.
Give credit where credit is due.
Waste not, want not.
A cat has nine lives.
Once a thief, always a thief.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Time is money.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
All publicity is good publicity.
East, west, home's best.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Money talks.
All the world loves a lover.
More haste, less speed.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
The pen is mightier than sword.
It goes without saying.
Beggars can't be choosers.
It's all grist to the mill.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Beware the Ides of March.
You are never too old to learn.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Half a loaf is better than none.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
There's an exception to every rule.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Different strokes for different folks.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Always put your best foot forward.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Two heads are better than one.
The best defence is a good offence.
Good things come in small packages.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Pride comes before a fall.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Get out while the getting is good.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Good things come to those who wait.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
The early bird gets the worm.
Still waters run deep.
Life is what you make it.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Bad money drives out good.
Give the Devil his due.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Strike while the iron is hot.
What goes up must come down.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
One good deed deserves another.
Oil and water don't mix.
Less said, soon mended.
Speak as you find.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
First things first.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
The customer is always right.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Faith will move mountains.
History repeats itself.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Out of sight, out of mind.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Never tell tales out of school.
You can't always get what you want.
Money is the root of all evil.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
You win some, you lose some.
If you can't be good, be careful.
You reap what you sow.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Dead men tell no tales.
Fight fire with fire.
Ignorance is bliss.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Another day, another dollar.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Never speak ill of the dead.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Accidents will happen.
Let bygones be bygones.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Practice makes perfect.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Moderation in all things.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Only fools and horses work.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Bad news travels fast.
The end justifies the means.
Don't throw good money after bad.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Put your best foot forward.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Hide in plain sight.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
The exception which proves the rule.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
An army marches on its stomach.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
A bad penny always turns up.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Love will find a way.
It ain't over, till it's over.
It takes two to tango.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Fight the good fight.
Appearances can be deceptive.
A new broom sweeps clean.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Blood is thicker than water.
Opposites attract.
All you need is love.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
The show must go on.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
No man is an island.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
A house is not a home.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Live and let live.
Hope springs eternal.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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