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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Little pitchers have big ears.
The wages of sin is death.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Honesty is the best policy.
Moderation in all things.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
The end justifies the means.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Different strokes for different folks.
Small things amuse small minds.
Nothing succeeds like success.
All that glitters is not gold.
It takes one to know one.
Learn to walk before you run.
Every stick has two ends.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Time is a great healer.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Enough is as good as a feast.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
It's all grist to the mill.
Live and learn.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Let the dead bury the dead.
A bad penny always turns up.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Better safe than sorry.
Money is the root of all evil.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Forewarned is forearmed.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Haste makes waste.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
The best things in life are free.
The exception which proves the rule.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Seek and you shall find.
Quid pro quo.
Everyone has their price.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Birds of a feather flock together.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Money makes the world go round.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Count your blessings.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Keep your chin up.
Any port in a storm.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Speak as you find.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Don't rock the boat.
Blood is thicker than water.
Stupid is as stupid does.
The best defence is a good offence.
Tomorrow is another day.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
If you can't be good, be careful.
A word to the wise is enough.
Patience is a virtue.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
No man can serve two masters.
Tomorrow never comes.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
An army marches on its stomach.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
It's never too late to mend.
No rest for the wicked.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Easy come, easy go.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
It takes two to tango.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Let the buyer beware.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Time and tide wait for no one.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Horses for courses.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Less is more.
East is east, and west is west.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Oil and water don't mix.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
All's well that ends well.
A stitch in time saves nine.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
The early bird gets the worm.
Practice makes perfect.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Bad money drives out good.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
When one door shuts, another opens.
It never rains but it pours.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Like father, like son.
Put your best foot forward.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Go the extra mile.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
A cat has nine lives.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
The customer is always right.
A new broom sweeps clean.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Many hands make light work.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Big fish eat little fish.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Good things come in small packages.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
A watched pot never boils.
God helps those who help themselves.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Waste not, want not.
The Devil is in the details.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Don't throw good money after bad.
You reap what you sow.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Charity begins at home.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Persuasion is better than force.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
No man is an island.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Never go to bed on an argument.
First come, first served.
Handsome is as handsome does.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Only the good die young.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
You can't take it with you.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Time flies.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
There's an exception to every rule.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
What goes up must come down.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Love will find a way.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Life begins at forty.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
A leopard can't change its spots.
You are what you eat.
What goes around comes around.
Physician, heal thyself.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
While there is life, there is hope.
Virtue is its own reward.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
A cat may look at a king.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Give the Devil his due.
Crime doesn't pay.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Revenge is sweet.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Slow but sure.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
The age of miracles is past.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
The show must go on.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
You are never too old to learn.
For everything there is a season.
Business before pleasure.
Nine tailors make a man.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
It's better to give than to receive.
Keep your powder dry.
Dead men tell no tales.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Live and let live.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Never tell tales out of school.
Every dog has its day.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Cold hands, warm heart.
All good things must come to an end.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
To the victor go the spoils.
Great minds think alike.
Good things come to those who wait.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Less said, soon mended.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
All's fair in love and war.
There's no smoke without fire.
Ignorance is bliss.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Accidents will happen.
Only fools and horses work.
Seize the day.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
The bigger, the better.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
A golden key can open any door.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Beware the Ides of March.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
The more the merrier.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Wonders will never cease.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Silence construes consent.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Let bygones be bygones.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Money talks.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Nothing new under the sun.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Hope springs eternal.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
The best is the enemy of the good.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
You can't win them all.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Pearls of wisdom.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Opposites attract.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
No pain, no gain.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Fortune favours the brave.
Knowledge is power.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Look before you leap.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
To every thing there is a season.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
There's one born every minute.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
All you need is love.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Give credit where credit is due.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Home is where the heart is.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Don't get mad, get even.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
If you build it, they will come.
Another day, another dollar.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Talk is cheap.
Actions speak louder than words.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
There is honour among thieves.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Every picture tells a story.
Time is money.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
All the world loves a lover.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Practice what you preach.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Get out while the getting is good.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Money isn't everything.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
It's best to be on the safe side.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Once a thief, always a thief.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
You can't always get what you want.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Seeing is believing.
Misery loves company.
There are two sides to every question.
Truth will out.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
A fish always rots from the head.
Better late than never.
First impressions are the most lasting.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Enough is enough.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Still waters run deep.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Never give a sucker an even break.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Two heads are better than one.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
A thing begun is half done.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Variety is the spice of life.
Cheats never prosper.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Hide in plain sight.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Love is blind.
Third time lucky.
Each to their own.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
He who hesitates is lost.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Silence is golden.
One good deed deserves another.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Make love not war.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Even a worm will turn.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Paddle your own canoe.
All good things come to those that wait.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Good talk saves the food.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Share and share alike.
There is no accounting for tastes.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
An man's home is his castle.
Walls have ears.
Time flies.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
One hand washes the other.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
It's the singer not the song.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
A poor worker blames the tools.
East, west, home's best.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
A good man is hard to find.
A house is not a home.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Make haste slowly.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
All roads lead to Rome.
Faith will move mountains.
Fight fire with fire.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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