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Time is money.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Keep your powder dry.

Many hands make light work.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

Stupid is as stupid does.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Practice makes perfect.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

All roads lead to Rome.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

First things first.

Let well alone.

A house is not a home.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

Quid pro quo.

Nine tailors make a man.

There's safety in numbers.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

A fish always rots from the head.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Time is a great healer.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

You can't take it with you.

The more the merrier.

The truth will out.

Less said, soon mended.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Live and let live.

All the world loves a lover.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Every dog has its day.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Learn to walk before you run.

Enough is enough.

The end justifies the means.

Count your blessings.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

You are never too old to learn.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Seize the day.

East, west, home's best.

Life is what you make it.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

You reap what you sow.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Pride comes before a fall.

Walls have ears.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

Time will tell.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

To every thing there is a season.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Needs must when the devil drives.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Truth will out.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Let the buyer beware.

Each to their own.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

East is east, and west is west.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

The early bird gets the worm.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

All's well that ends well.

Keep your chin up.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

No pain, no gain.

Knowledge is power.

It's better to give than to receive.

Clothes do not make the man.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Seeing is believing.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

History repeats itself.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

One good deed deserves another.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

Great minds think alike.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Still waters run deep.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Actions speak louder than words.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

Moderation in all things.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Children and fools tell the truth.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Look before you leap.

An man's home is his castle.

Nothing new under the sun.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

More haste, less speed.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

First come, first served.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

Different strokes for different folks.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

The Devil looks after his own.

When one door shuts, another opens.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

The customer is always right.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Virtue is its own reward.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

Always put your best foot forward.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Christmas comes but once a year.

Man does not live by bread alone.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Give the Devil his due.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Life begins at forty.

Cheats never prosper.

Don't change horses in midstream.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

God helps those who help themselves.

Misery loves company.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

No man can serve two masters.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Crime doesn't pay.

All things must pass.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

Strike while the iron is hot.

Blood is thicker than water.

Haste makes waste.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

There is honour among thieves.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Accidents will happen.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Bad news travels fast.

The longest journey starts with a single step.

Beauty is only skin deep.

What goes up must come down.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

Money isn't everything.

Waste not, want not.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Slow but sure.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Forgive and forget.

You are what you eat.

All good things come to those that wait.

Every picture tells a story.

The exception which proves the rule.

Opposites attract.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

Big fish eat little fish.

Good things come in small packages.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

Money makes the world go round.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Marriages are made in heaven.

A leopard can't change its spots.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

To the victor go the spoils.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

Business before pleasure.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Charity begins at home.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

A miss is as good as a mile.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Fight the good fight.

It's never too late to mend.

Seek and you shall find.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

It's the singer not the song.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

Easy come, easy go.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

A word to the wise is enough.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

You win some, you lose some.

Bad money drives out good.

A good man is hard to find.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

Third time lucky.

You can't always get what you want.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

A watched pot never boils.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

Youth is wasted on the young.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

It takes one to know one.

Better late than never.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

He who hesitates is lost.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

All publicity is good publicity.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Tomorrow never comes.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Possession is nine points of the law.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

A man is known by his friends.

Good talk saves the food.

Fortune favours the brave.

Patience is a virtue.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Less is more.

There's an exception to every rule.

Put your best foot forward.

Laughter is the best medicine.

What goes around comes around.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

A cat may look at a king.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Make love not war.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Go the extra mile.

Forewarned is forearmed.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

Give credit where credit is due.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

An army marches on its stomach.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

No man is an island.

Shrouds have no pockets.

It's best to be on the safe side.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

You can't make bricks without straw.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

Faith will move mountains.

A poor worker blames the tools.

Make haste slowly.

Never tell tales out of school.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

The bigger, the better.

Ignorance is bliss.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

While there is life, there is hope.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

If you build it, they will come.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

Time and tide wait for no one.

Two heads are better than one.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

Paddle your own canoe.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

Might is right.

Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.

There's no time like the present.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Revenge is sweet.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Speak as you find.

Fight fire with fire.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

All good things must come to an end.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Nothing succeeds like success.

Persuasion is better than force.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

Love is blind.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

For everything there is a season.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Don't throw good money after bad.

There's one born every minute.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

Let the dead bury the dead.

All you need is love.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

A dog is a man's best friend.

All that glitters is not gold.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

Practice what you preach.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Handsome is as handsome does.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

There are two sides to every question.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Variety is the spice of life.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

There's a time and a place for everything.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

One swallow does not a summer make.

A thing begun is half done.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

If you can't be good, be careful.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

Love makes the world go round.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Tomorrow is another day.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

There's no place like home.

The best defence is a good offence.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Horses for courses.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

One hand washes the other.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Share and share alike.

Live and learn.

You can't win them all.

It's all grist to the mill.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

Love will find a way.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

Hope springs eternal.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

The wages of sin is death.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Every stick has two ends.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

Manners maketh the man.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

Beware the Ides of March.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

The show must go on.

Silence is golden.

Never speak ill of the dead.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

Pearls of wisdom.

It never rains but it pours.

Another day, another dollar.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

No news is good news.

The Devil is in the details.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Don't rock the boat.

Physician, heal thyself.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Small things amuse small minds.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Time flies.

It takes two to tango.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

Good fences make good neighbours.

Attack is the best form of defence.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

The leopard does not change his spots.

Any port in a storm.

Better safe than sorry.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Home is where the heart is.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Let bygones be bygones.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Wonders will never cease.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Oil and water don't mix.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

It goes without saying.

Get out while the getting is good.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

A picture paints a thousand words.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

Don't get mad, get even.

Only fools and horses work.

Good things come to those who wait.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

A bad penny always turns up.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

Everyone has their price.

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