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There are plenty more fish in the sea.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
The best things in life are free.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Don't get mad, get even.
Bad news travels fast.
Less is more.
East, west, home's best.
You are what you eat.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Fortune favours the brave.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Time will tell.
An army marches on its stomach.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Possession is nine points of the law.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
You can't always get what you want.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Hope springs eternal.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
It never rains but it pours.
Tomorrow never comes.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Two heads are better than one.
Virtue is its own reward.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
No rest for the wicked.
Knowledge is power.
Speak as you find.
Like father, like son.
Blood is thicker than water.
One hand washes the other.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
For everything there is a season.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Keep your powder dry.
The leopard does not change his spots.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Birds of a feather flock together.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
A place for everything and everything in its place.
East is east, and west is west.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
There's safety in numbers.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
All things must pass.
First things first.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Manners maketh the man.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Wonders will never cease.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Silence construes consent.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Practice makes perfect.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
All roads lead to Rome.
There's no smoke without fire.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Time is a great healer.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Don't throw good money after bad.
The truth will out.
The pen is mightier than sword.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
While there is life, there is hope.
Once a thief, always a thief.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
He who hesitates is lost.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Patience is a virtue.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
A cat has nine lives.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Strike while the iron is hot.
There is no accounting for tastes.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Faith will move mountains.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Let bygones be bygones.
A word to the wise is enough.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Waste not, want not.
Oil and water don't mix.
Charity begins at home.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A thing begun is half done.
Better late than never.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Nine tailors make a man.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
The bigger, the better.
Paddle your own canoe.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
No pain, no gain.
Handsome is as handsome does.
History repeats itself.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Might is right.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Tomorrow is another day.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
It's never too late to mend.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
The Devil looks after his own.
Time flies.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
A house is not a home.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Even a worm will turn.
Every stick has two ends.
It takes two to tango.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Cheats never prosper.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Never speak ill of the dead.
All publicity is good publicity.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Money isn't everything.
Enough is as good as a feast.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Moderation in all things.
Keep your chin up.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Small things amuse small minds.
Slow but sure.
Only fools and horses work.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Don't shoot the messenger.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Easy come, easy go.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Forewarned is forearmed.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Half a loaf is better than none.
The best is the enemy of the good.
A cat may look at a king.
Revenge is sweet.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Haste makes waste.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Money talks.
More haste, less speed.
The end justifies the means.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
The more the merrier.
When one door shuts, another opens.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Good talk saves the food.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Laughter is the best medicine.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Only the good die young.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Always put your best foot forward.
Persuasion is better than force.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
There are two sides to every question.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Variety is the spice of life.
Practice what you preach.
The customer is always right.
A bad penny always turns up.
A golden key can open any door.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
You win some, you lose some.
There's one born every minute.
Actions speak louder than words.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Let the buyer beware.
Life begins at forty.
All's fair in love and war.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Time is money.
Any port in a storm.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Good things come in small packages.
Bad money drives out good.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Love will find a way.
Another day, another dollar.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Get out while the getting is good.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
In the midst of life we are in death.
The wages of sin is death.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
All you need is love.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
First impressions are the most lasting.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
It's all grist to the mill.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Misery loves company.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
The exception which proves the rule.
It takes one to know one.
What goes around comes around.
No man can serve two masters.
Walls have ears.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Make love not war.
Good things come to those who wait.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
There's no place like home.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
God helps those who help themselves.
Time and tide wait for no one.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Still waters run deep.
Don't change horses in midstream.
A picture paints a thousand words.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Beware the Ides of March.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
You can't take it with you.
Nothing succeeds like success.
You can't win them all.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Ignorance is bliss.
Honesty is the best policy.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Count your blessings.
Pearls of wisdom.
Never tell tales out of school.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Each to their own.
Different strokes for different folks.
A fish always rots from the head.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
To every thing there is a season.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
If you build it, they will come.
Don't rock the boat.
Business before pleasure.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
No news is good news.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Live and learn.
Talk is cheap.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Nothing new under the sun.
No man is an island.
One good deed deserves another.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
What goes up must come down.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
It goes without saying.
Life is what you make it.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
All good things must come to an end.
Fight fire with fire.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Big fish eat little fish.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Forgive and forget.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Clothes do not make the man.
Many hands make light work.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Accidents will happen.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Truth will out.
Go the extra mile.
Beggars can't be choosers.
A good man is hard to find.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Better safe than sorry.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Crime doesn't pay.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Money makes the world go round.
Let well alone.
A miss is as good as a mile.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Opposites attract.
It's the singer not the song.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
A man is known by his friends.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
The best defence is a good offence.
All that glitters is not gold.
Make haste slowly.
The best-laid plans go astray.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Third time lucky.
You are never too old to learn.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Never go to bed on an argument.
First come, first served.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Learn to walk before you run.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
There is honour among thieves.
Share and share alike.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Pride comes before a fall.
Give credit where credit is due.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Seeing is believing.
Let the dead bury the dead.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Horses for courses.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Curiosity killed the cat.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Look before you leap.
Seek and you shall find.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Money is the root of all evil.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
All's well that ends well.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
A new broom sweeps clean.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Every dog has its day.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Fight the good fight.
Less said, soon mended.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Love is blind.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
The show must go on.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Every picture tells a story.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Dead men tell no tales.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
You reap what you sow.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
There's no time like the present.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
An man's home is his castle.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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