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Time is a great healer.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
More haste, less speed.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
All the world loves a lover.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Paddle your own canoe.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Enough is enough.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Beware the Ides of March.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
There is no accounting for tastes.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Like father, like son.
Cold hands, warm heart.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Go the extra mile.
Fight fire with fire.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Seek and you shall find.
All roads lead to Rome.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Share and share alike.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Children and fools tell the truth.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
No news is good news.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Truth will out.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Great minds think alike.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Don't throw good money after bad.
The early bird gets the worm.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Give the Devil his due.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
What goes around comes around.
Charity begins at home.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Money is the root of all evil.
Make love not war.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Even a worm will turn.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Virtue is its own reward.
A word to the wise is enough.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Silence is golden.
All good things must come to an end.
Possession is nine points of the law.
You can't take it with you.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Put your best foot forward.
A cat may look at a king.
Variety is the spice of life.
A cat has nine lives.
Easy come, easy go.
Don't change horses in midstream.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
History repeats itself.
The exception which proves the rule.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
A man is known by his friends.
Count your blessings.
Any port in a storm.
Patience is a virtue.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Nothing succeeds like success.
All good things come to those that wait.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
The best things in life are free.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
You reap what you sow.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Bad money drives out good.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Seize the day.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
The show must go on.
Love will find a way.
Time flies.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Good talk saves the food.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Every picture tells a story.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Learn to walk before you run.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Everyone has their price.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Clothes do not make the man.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Crime doesn't pay.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Forgive and forget.
Tomorrow is another day.
Money isn't everything.
Less said, soon mended.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Might is right.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
A miss is as good as a mile.
A new broom sweeps clean.
You win some, you lose some.
To every thing there is a season.
Blood is thicker than water.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Man does not live by bread alone.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Every stick has two ends.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
You can't win them all.
Home is where the heart is.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Manners maketh the man.
First impressions are the most lasting.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Love makes the world go round.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Slow but sure.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Let bygones be bygones.
Shrouds have no pockets.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
No pain, no gain.
You are never too old to learn.
Keep your powder dry.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
He who hesitates is lost.
All publicity is good publicity.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Still waters run deep.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
The age of miracles is past.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Physician, heal thyself.
Tomorrow never comes.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
It takes one to know one.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Ignorance is bliss.
Waste not, want not.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
A watched pot never boils.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Each to their own.
Speak as you find.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Don't shoot the messenger.
What can't be cured must be endured.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
The wages of sin is death.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Appearances can be deceptive.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Only the good die young.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Nothing new under the sun.
Let well alone.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Third time lucky.
It's never too late to mend.
It's all grist to the mill.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Practice what you preach.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
The more the merrier.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Better late than never.
Revenge is sweet.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Many hands make light work.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
A thing begun is half done.
Love is blind.
What goes up must come down.
There's a time and a place for everything.
There's no smoke without fire.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Small things amuse small minds.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Bad news travels fast.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
An man's home is his castle.
Enough is as good as a feast.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Laughter is the best medicine.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Fortune favours the brave.
Give credit where credit is due.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Horses for courses.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
You are what you eat.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Seeing is believing.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
One hand washes the other.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
A golden key can open any door.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
There's one born every minute.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Curiosity killed the cat.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Actions speak louder than words.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Keep your chin up.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
It goes without saying.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
The Devil is in the details.
It's better to give than to receive.
If you build it, they will come.
Hope springs eternal.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Money talks.
Life begins at forty.
Let the dead bury the dead.
The truth will out.
Big fish eat little fish.
First come, first served.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
The best defence is a good offence.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Hide in plain sight.
No man can serve two masters.
The Devil looks after his own.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
A stitch in time saves nine.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
No man is an island.
Only fools and horses work.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
The end justifies the means.
Good things come in small packages.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
It never rains but it pours.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
God helps those who help themselves.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Pearls of wisdom.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
For everything there is a season.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
You can't make bricks without straw.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Make haste slowly.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Look before you leap.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Walls have ears.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Pride comes before a fall.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Oil and water don't mix.
Life is what you make it.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
East is east, and west is west.
Another day, another dollar.
Talk is cheap.
The bigger, the better.
Birds of a feather flock together.
The customer is always right.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Two heads are better than one.
No rest for the wicked.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Better safe than sorry.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
An army marches on its stomach.
Cheats never prosper.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
It takes two to tango.
While there is life, there is hope.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Faith will move mountains.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
There are two sides to every question.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
One good deed deserves another.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Haste makes waste.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Business before pleasure.
There's an exception to every rule.
Dead men tell no tales.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Nine tailors make a man.
A good man is hard to find.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Good things come to those who wait.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Less is more.
The best is the enemy of the good.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Silence construes consent.
Live and let live.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Do as I say, not as I do.
All's well that ends well.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Don't get mad, get even.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Handsome is as handsome does.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Fight the good fight.
Let the buyer beware.
It's the singer not the song.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Practice makes perfect.
Always put your best foot forward.
Different strokes for different folks.
It's best to be on the safe side.
All things must pass.
Persuasion is better than force.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Quid pro quo.
Stupid is as stupid does.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
All you need is love.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
A bad penny always turns up.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Wonders will never cease.
Knowledge is power.
There's no time like the present.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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