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Time is a great healer.
No rest for the wicked.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Fight fire with fire.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Count your blessings.
Less is more.
To the victor go the spoils.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Ignorance is bliss.
It goes without saying.
Fight the good fight.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
You can't always get what you want.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
One good deed deserves another.
Paddle your own canoe.
God helps those who help themselves.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Horses for courses.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
The exception which proves the rule.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Opposites attract.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
No news is good news.
You can have too much of a good thing.
No pain, no gain.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
A watched pot never boils.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
All roads lead to Rome.
Two heads are better than one.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Seek and you shall find.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
It takes one to know one.
The best defence is a good offence.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Clothes do not make the man.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Practice makes perfect.
The bigger, the better.
Blood is thicker than water.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
You reap what you sow.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
To every thing there is a season.
It's better to give than to receive.
Haste makes waste.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Patience is a virtue.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Each to their own.
What goes around comes around.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Honesty is the best policy.
Marriages are made in heaven.
You win some, you lose some.
Only fools and horses work.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
More haste, less speed.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
You can't take it with you.
Forewarned is forearmed.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Time will tell.
Every stick has two ends.
Crime doesn't pay.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
The show must go on.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Revenge is sweet.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Go the extra mile.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
The best things in life are free.
Don't rock the boat.
Christmas comes but once a year.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Appearances can be deceptive.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Great minds think alike.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Handsome is as handsome does.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Life begins at forty.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Faith will move mountains.
All good things must come to an end.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Like father, like son.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
You are never too old to learn.
East is east, and west is west.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Accidents will happen.
All good things come to those that wait.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Speak as you find.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Let well alone.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Good things come to those who wait.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Keep your chin up.
Let the dead bury the dead.
A bad penny always turns up.
First come, first served.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
No man is an island.
Time and tide wait for no one.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Physician, heal thyself.
Share and share alike.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Seize the day.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Moderation in all things.
Good talk saves the food.
Beware the Ides of March.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
A picture paints a thousand words.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
The more the merrier.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Waste not, want not.
Everyone has their price.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
It's the singer not the song.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Good fences make good neighbours.
If the cap fits, wear it.
The truth will out.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
All's well that ends well.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Every picture tells a story.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Time flies.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Youth is wasted on the young.
A golden key can open any door.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Give the Devil his due.
Children and fools tell the truth.
All you need is love.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Silence construes consent.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
The age of miracles is past.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Manners maketh the man.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Give credit where credit is due.
All's fair in love and war.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Nothing succeeds like success.
There's no time like the present.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
No man can serve two masters.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
You can't make bricks without straw.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
The best is the enemy of the good.
A cat may look at a king.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Home is where the heart is.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Virtue is its own reward.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Easy come, easy go.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Money talks.
Knowledge is power.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Bad news travels fast.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Money makes the world go round.
What goes up must come down.
Better late than never.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Make haste slowly.
Actions speak louder than words.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
He who hesitates is lost.
Silence is golden.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
All things must pass.
Less said, soon mended.
A good man is hard to find.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Hope springs eternal.
A man is known by his friends.
Slow but sure.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
The wages of sin is death.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Different strokes for different folks.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
The end justifies the means.
Life is what you make it.
Seeing is believing.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Quid pro quo.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Enough is enough.
There's safety in numbers.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
A new broom sweeps clean.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
First things first.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Misery loves company.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
All that glitters is not gold.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Every dog has its day.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Still waters run deep.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
The Devil is in the details.
Even a worm will turn.
Wonders will never cease.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Learn to walk before you run.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Forgive and forget.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
While there is life, there is hope.
Walls have ears.
Variety is the spice of life.
Always put your best foot forward.
It's never too late to mend.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Look before you leap.
Tomorrow never comes.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Half a loaf is better than none.
The Devil looks after his own.
There's no place like home.
A dog is a man's best friend.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
There is honour among thieves.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Practice what you preach.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Hide in plain sight.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
The early bird gets the worm.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
You can't win them all.
It ain't over, till it's over.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Get out while the getting is good.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Don't get mad, get even.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Only the good die young.
Truth will out.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Might is right.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Nine tailors make a man.
A house is not a home.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
A fish always rots from the head.
History repeats itself.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
There's no smoke without fire.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Money is the root of all evil.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
If you build it, they will come.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Let bygones be bygones.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
The customer is always right.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
A word to the wise is enough.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Put your best foot forward.
It never rains but it pours.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Charity begins at home.
A cat has nine lives.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Small things amuse small minds.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
It takes two to tango.
Don't change horses in midstream.
There's one born every minute.
Keep your powder dry.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Fortune favours the brave.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Love will find a way.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Dead men tell no tales.
There are two sides to every question.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Love is blind.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Nothing new under the sun.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Make love not war.
Good things come in small packages.
There's an exception to every rule.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Cheats never prosper.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
For everything there is a season.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Love makes the world go round.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Better safe than sorry.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Business before pleasure.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Do as I say, not as I do.
You are what you eat.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Big fish eat little fish.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Don't shoot the messenger.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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