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Cheats never prosper.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Appearances can be deceptive.
A dog is a man's best friend.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
It's never too late to mend.
Cold hands, warm heart.
There are two sides to every question.
A thing begun is half done.
Silence is golden.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Paddle your own canoe.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Slow and steady wins the race.
You can't make bricks without straw.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Money is the root of all evil.
Quid pro quo.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Big fish eat little fish.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Time flies.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Persuasion is better than force.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A poor worker blames the tools.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Never tell tales out of school.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Keep your powder dry.
When one door shuts, another opens.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
There is no accounting for tastes.
The show must go on.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
The best things in life are free.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
A stitch in time saves nine.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Let bygones be bygones.
Strike while the iron is hot.
The bigger, the better.
You can't win them all.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Tomorrow is another day.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Hide in plain sight.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Go the extra mile.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Another day, another dollar.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
The more the merrier.
Two heads are better than one.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
First come, first served.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Great minds think alike.
Each to their own.
Only the good die young.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
All's fair in love and war.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
One good deed deserves another.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
You can have too much of a good thing.
He who hesitates is lost.
Children should be seen and not heard.
The Devil looks after his own.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Live and learn.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
You can't always get what you want.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Let the buyer beware.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
All's well that ends well.
Opposites attract.
Better safe than sorry.
Seek and you shall find.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Good things come to those who wait.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Love will find a way.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Learn to walk before you run.
Different strokes for different folks.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Tomorrow never comes.
Fight the good fight.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
All good things come to those that wait.
All the world loves a lover.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
If you build it, they will come.
There's no time like the present.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Enough is enough.
There's no smoke without fire.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Truth will out.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Silence construes consent.
Every dog has its day.
Virtue is its own reward.
East, west, home's best.
Any port in a storm.
First things first.
Seeing is believing.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Money isn't everything.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Third time lucky.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
More haste, less speed.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Patience is a virtue.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Physician, heal thyself.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Always put your best foot forward.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Good talk saves the food.
Slow but sure.
You are what you eat.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
It takes two to tango.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Make haste slowly.
One swallow does not a summer make.
The age of miracles is past.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Actions speak louder than words.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Faith will move mountains.
Misery loves company.
Nothing succeeds like success.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
You are never too old to learn.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
If you can't be good, be careful.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
The customer is always right.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Put your best foot forward.
Love is blind.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
A watched pot never boils.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
No pain, no gain.
All roads lead to Rome.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Fortune favours the brave.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Every stick has two ends.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
The Devil is in the details.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
It goes without saying.
Don't rock the boat.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Share and share alike.
The end justifies the means.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
It takes one to know one.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Speak as you find.
Might is right.
To the victor go the spoils.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Never give a sucker an even break.
No man can serve two masters.
Everyone has their price.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
The truth will out.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Don't get mad, get even.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
You win some, you lose some.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Pearls of wisdom.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Ignorance is bliss.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Look before you leap.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
An man's home is his castle.
It's the singer not the song.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
What goes around comes around.
No man is an island.
All things must pass.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Walls have ears.
Even a worm will turn.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
The best-laid plans go astray.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Nothing new under the sun.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Wonders will never cease.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Birds of a feather flock together.
To every thing there is a season.
A word to the wise is enough.
Time will tell.
One hand washes the other.
All that glitters is not gold.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Business before pleasure.
Don't shoot the messenger.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Still waters run deep.
Less is more.
Get out while the getting is good.
Revenge is sweet.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Keep your chin up.
Love makes the world go round.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Time is a great healer.
While there is life, there is hope.
No news is good news.
Manners maketh the man.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Don't change horses in midstream.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Like father, like son.
Talk is cheap.
Time is money.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
The best is the enemy of the good.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Crime doesn't pay.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
The exception which proves the rule.
No rest for the wicked.
What goes up must come down.
There is honour among thieves.
History repeats itself.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Clothes do not make the man.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
All good things must come to an end.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Practice makes perfect.
A man is known by his friends.
Grief divided is made lighter.
It's better to give than to receive.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Forgive and forget.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Let well alone.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
The best defence is a good offence.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Horses for courses.
Marriages are made in heaven.
A golden key can open any door.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Don't throw good money after bad.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Money talks.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
An army marches on its stomach.
A miss is as good as a mile.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Charity begins at home.
A picture paints a thousand words.
There's one born every minute.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
East is east, and west is west.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Children and fools tell the truth.
There's an exception to every rule.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Many hands make light work.
Practice what you preach.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Knowledge is power.
A fish always rots from the head.
It never rains but it pours.
Shrouds have no pockets.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Easy come, easy go.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Beware the Ides of March.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
All publicity is good publicity.
Nine tailors make a man.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Small things amuse small minds.
Curiosity killed the cat.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Blood is thicker than water.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Seize the day.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Bad money drives out good.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
The wages of sin is death.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Dead men tell no tales.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Forewarned is forearmed.
The early bird gets the worm.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Hope springs eternal.
Waste not, want not.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Fight fire with fire.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
For everything there is a season.
Better late than never.
Variety is the spice of life.
Money makes the world go round.
What can't be cured must be endured.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Count your blessings.
A good man is hard to find.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Needs must when the devil drives.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
God helps those who help themselves.
There's no place like home.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Only fools and horses work.
It's all grist to the mill.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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