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Two wrongs don't make a right.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Always put your best foot forward.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
What goes around comes around.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Seek and you shall find.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
No man can serve two masters.
Never go to bed on an argument.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Every picture tells a story.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Oil and water don't mix.
Better late than never.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Give the Devil his due.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Pearls of wisdom.
You can't always get what you want.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Physician, heal thyself.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
The age of miracles is past.
Enough is as good as a feast.
A stitch in time saves nine.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Knowledge is power.
A word to the wise is enough.
Share and share alike.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
To the victor go the spoils.
In the midst of life we are in death.
All's fair in love and war.
Walls have ears.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
When one door shuts, another opens.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Dead men tell no tales.
The exception which proves the rule.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
What goes up must come down.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
All roads lead to Rome.
Make love not war.
All good things must come to an end.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
A picture paints a thousand words.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Bad money drives out good.
Time will tell.
A fish always rots from the head.
Still waters run deep.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Bad news travels fast.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Never tell tales out of school.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
There is honour among thieves.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
There is no accounting for tastes.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Everyone has their price.
You can't win them all.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Money talks.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Every stick has two ends.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Cheats never prosper.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Good things come in small packages.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
No news is good news.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Talk is cheap.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
The best defence is a good offence.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
A bad penny always turns up.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Children should be seen and not heard.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
The bigger, the better.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Any port in a storm.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Let the buyer beware.
It goes without saying.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
It's never too late to mend.
Time flies.
Learn to walk before you run.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
It's better to give than to receive.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Love is blind.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Look before you leap.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Let bygones be bygones.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Stupid is as stupid does.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Time is a great healer.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Blood is thicker than water.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
The truth will out.
All's well that ends well.
Once bitten, twice shy.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
A house is not a home.
Two heads are better than one.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Less said, soon mended.
First impressions are the most lasting.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
You can't make bricks without straw.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Nine tailors make a man.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
There's no place like home.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Small things amuse small minds.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
You reap what you sow.
Never speak ill of the dead.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
East, west, home's best.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
If you build it, they will come.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
You are never too old to learn.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
The show must go on.
The end justifies the means.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Honesty is the best policy.
Silence construes consent.
Opposites attract.
Hide in plain sight.
Clothes do not make the man.
Accidents will happen.
All that glitters is not gold.
Live and learn.
Better safe than sorry.
Love will find a way.
You win some, you lose some.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
A dog is a man's best friend.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
First come, first served.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Persuasion is better than force.
More haste, less speed.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Revenge is sweet.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Youth is wasted on the young.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
All you need is love.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Tomorrow is another day.
Don't throw good money after bad.
One good deed deserves another.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
You can't take it with you.
If you can't be good, be careful.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
The early bird gets the worm.
Money isn't everything.
Variety is the spice of life.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Life begins at forty.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
It takes one to know one.
The Devil is in the details.
You are what you eat.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Fortune favours the brave.
Only fools and horses work.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
It's the singer not the song.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Like father, like son.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Shrouds have no pockets.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
A good man is hard to find.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Virtue is its own reward.
No rest for the wicked.
Don't get mad, get even.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Keep your chin up.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Money makes the world go round.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
The wages of sin is death.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
To every thing there is a season.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
There's one born every minute.
Practice what you preach.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Different strokes for different folks.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Seize the day.
Grief divided is made lighter.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
The best-laid plans go astray.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
An man's home is his castle.
Put your best foot forward.
Home is where the heart is.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
An army marches on its stomach.
First things first.
There's no smoke without fire.
Seeing is believing.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Many hands make light work.
A man is known by his friends.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
It's all grist to the mill.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
One hand washes the other.
Money is the root of all evil.
Tomorrow never comes.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Count your blessings.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Life is what you make it.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Faith will move mountains.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Even a worm will turn.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Crime doesn't pay.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
All good things come to those that wait.
East is east, and west is west.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Let well alone.
Truth will out.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Give credit where credit is due.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Go the extra mile.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A cat has nine lives.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Speak as you find.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Easy come, easy go.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Nothing new under the sun.
One swallow does not a summer make.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Fight fire with fire.
Only the good die young.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
History repeats itself.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Hope springs eternal.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Good talk saves the food.
He who hesitates is lost.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Keep your powder dry.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Manners maketh the man.
Business before pleasure.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Actions speak louder than words.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
A watched pot never boils.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
There's no time like the present.
Charity begins at home.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
All things must pass.
Get out while the getting is good.
Pride comes before a fall.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Slow but sure.
There are two sides to every question.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
It never rains but it pours.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Time is money.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Each to their own.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Ignorance is bliss.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Enough is enough.
There's an exception to every rule.
The leopard does not change his spots.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
The customer is always right.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Beware the Ides of March.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Money isn't everything.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Fight the good fight.
There's safety in numbers.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Out of sight, out of mind.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Practice makes perfect.
No man is an island.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Third time lucky.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Patience is a virtue.
A leopard can't change its spots.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Forgive and forget.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
All the world loves a lover.
God helps those who help themselves.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Paddle your own canoe.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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